Stern Pinball Incorporated. Stern Pinball Incorporated. We'll turn the cameras on in just a minute, folks. And the anger will ensue. And the raging will rage. Jaden, my man. Thanks, buddy. 100,000. Thank you. Oh, you want that longer, don't you, girl? $400,000. You son of a... Two minutes. Two minutes. Where do you think you're going? Where do you think you're going? Where are you going, Chuck Bridges? You're on. Here we go. Green and complainer. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Oh, there he goes. Sir, you matched. Play again. Sir, you matched. I'm not, I didn't match crap. Match crap? So, you matched. What is up, everybody? You guys ready for another frustrating evening of Iron Man? Because I sure am. Once I get a few drinks in me. Oh baby. So how was everyone's night last night? Question is, are you? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, jaded. Yeah, I'm not sure I'm ready to get my ass handed to me by Iron Man right now. But, you know, shake it off. Shake it off. We're coming off of a very sore and terrible week of fishtails. Jumping right into a sore and terrible week of Ironman. It's going to be a doozy. It's just Nick and I tonight. The snow outside is just murdering everyone, man. Not literally. Sorry. It's just impossible to get anywhere. Getting to work was a nightmare. Yesterday I almost got hit by a snowplow walking and had to do some sort of staged snowplow dive into a snowbank. And the guy apologized and I shrugged it off like it was no big deal even though my face and my clothes were all covered with snow. Pretty dumb. Oh man, so we are going to try and knock some of these high scores off of here that we set a while ago. Looks like Grand Champ is 73, then the high scores are 65, 64, 59, and 53. We can easily take that. Papa Sloth. Man, we got 19 inches the other day. and you look outside now and it is just a whiteout. It's still snowing. Still freaking snowing. Jack Frost, baby. Ah, no. Listen. Carl Weathers doesn't stop us from streaming pinball. Realistically, if it came down to it, if I had to stay at home, I would just, I don't know, stream me throwing cats around the room. Is that a thing? that people that play pinball like to do? I'm not sure. Yeah, so Nick will be in here shortly. I'm probably going to get a practice game in. I wonder, 19 only. Come on, Papa Sloth, where are you at? Oh, wait, yeah, okay, scratch that. You probably have significantly more snow. I want to say thanks for the follows to all the people that followed today. I got a lot of followers and I was getting notifications on the old Emails there, so thanks for thanks for following guys What is up? What is up? Jaded I personally did all these machines belong to the other dead foot members. I don't own a single machine Papa saw if we start spreading yet 40 inches 40 inches three and a half feet yes I had to do the math on my fingers give me a break lots of snow yeah thanks for the follows in other news we're going to be streaming the Illinois State Finals on Saturday so you get to see a lot of the top ten in the world players because Illinois is just a hard place to battle because there's so many great people. Top 20, I guess I should say. There's going to be a few top 100s, top 200s, and then you got us schmoes who somehow were invited. Who are like top 800. But it's going to be fun. There's going to be a lot of people there. I know Cherry Warrior, the gentleman who likes to host us sometimes is going to be spreading the word to get a couple of Twitch streamers to host us to get the word out on that, which would be neat. And the guy whose house the finals is at, that dude has so many games. His name's Jay Brand, and he's super rad for letting us just walk in there and beat his machines up, and for letting us stream it, which is going to be so gnarly. I can't believe that. Anyway, good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Split Pinball. Today is day two on Iron Man. We've done Iron Man before, but we're back again because we're gluttons for punishment. No guests today, just me and Nick. We're going to just try to knock some of these high scores off and kick each other's butts like we always do. I've got to turn the heat down here in a minute because it gets really freaking hot back here, but I'm going to switch it over. Papa Slaw, thanks for hosting us, man. I'm going to switch this over, get a practice game in. Shit, no practice games. Donate to kids. Sorry, didn't mean to swear. Nick Campbell, everybody. Hey, nice to have you, buddy. Hey, you look good today. No, I feel good. Oh, man. All right, good. I mean, outside of the Cobb salad, I think I feel pretty good. Did you get a sour Cobb salad? I got robbed on the Cobb. Oh, off the Cobb? It's off the Cobb, man. That's gross, man. What are you? That's gross. So here's what's happening. Someone's delivering us beer right now. What? You can go online and you can say. Write this down folks. You can say internet. You got to go to internet.com slash org dot AOL and ask, can someone deliver me beer? And they do it. And they do it. But he's almost here. He's almost here. And then we'll have beer. And then we'll drink beer for you guys. Obviously that's what you're here for. We have a range of beers from High Life. Champagne of beers. To PBR. The trash can of beers. To Sierra Nevada IPA. That's what dads think are fancy. Right. To Revolution. And that's actual famous. It's actually good. Yeah. But we got the whole range. Dude, I'm ready. Dale's Pale Ale. Oh! My man! I'm going to drink some Dale's. So, we will be... This first game will be our best game. And for me, it'll all just go down from there. Not me. So, if you hear the door... I can't let it go far enough! Yeah. Is he going to knock? Hold on. I've got to flip the camera over. Dude, start the show. Hey. Let's battle. You know what? Here's all I got for today. Five million, dude. Cute. I was playing with my sunglasses on. I already can't even see what I'm doing on the computer. Same rules as yesterday. So I think you got a Jericho a couple times, and I got a do or die once. And that was our record for yesterday. Let's step it up. We can step it up. Oh, my God. I just blew up the screen. Sorry guys. Instacart is on its way. Wait. Oh my gosh! That might be it! Answer. Answer the door. The beer is here. Guys. Guys, the beer is here. Call from the beer. Oh, it's him! Wait, Gavin's here? Oh, shit. I lied to you. Gavin Miller's here, folks. Gavin Miller is a tech here in Chicago, and he also owns the World Cup soccer that is behind us. Now, hello! For a little bit. Hi, buddy. Hi, good to have you. Twitch.com business idea number one. That's a great idea. It's a little snowy out there. Just a skosh, my friend. Welcome. You know, after a blizzard, we just need more snow, I think. 19 inches, what's a few more? Right. Um, we just had beer delivered. Nice. From who? It's right here. Just a service that delivers you beer. Uh, no, no. Wait, who's that? One was Gavin, one was Beer Pass. Who's Beer... Oh! And then, uh, who... I don't know. I'm curious to know more about this. Gavin is going to cry when he sees fishtails. Uh-oh. Did you smash it? Well, the button flew off of it. He's going to have to bring a button. If a button pops out, can't you just shove a new one in? Supposedly. Got one in your truck? I do. I have buttons in my truck. Hey, Gavin's got it all. He's got buttons in his truck. We're going to get this going in just a second, folks. There's a lot of people coming and going. Yeah, State's going to be crazy. Just all these amazing players. Somehow we made it in. All of Deadflip. And we have to play. We're going to get won. You open? I'd like to get everything working just so we can sell it. Because we've got people looking at Getaway. And I'd like to get people looking at Simpsons. Except for the power is not working. I don't know. That kind of hurts sales. It does hurt sales. Cool game. Does it turn on? Well... But there's bird on the back. Don't have a cow, man. Just play it. Don't have a cow. No, man. Here, let me just throw the ball up. Brad says get fish pails and be a thief. So let's get a practice game in real quick. Let's roll up. All right. Practice. I'll get us going. Is this two ball play? No. Yeah. Sorry. We also... I forgot that we did that. For ACDC? No, I thought that was Ironman. It was ACDC. I know, but I thought you did Ironman as well. Yeah, that's what I thought. For what? For what? Just to make it impossible hard. I know we were trying to, like, prepare for, was it Pinberg or something? Yeah, dude. It was totally a two-ball. Was it? Yeah, for sure. Stream, just so you know, you can set sterns to, like, two-ball or three-ball or five-ball or even one-ball. There you go. One-ball. One-ball. And we set our machines before we had to go to Pinberg to two-ball so that when we got a third ball we thought that was going to be like a super awesome bonus. It meant nothing. It means nothing. Just play your game. It's not training, it's just punishment, man, especially on Ironman. Especially if you try to get everything set up after ball two. Yeah, right. Alright, so I got everything set up. Sharp, so I don't have another ball. We drone it out. Oh, that's gone. Oh, baby. Skip! And... So I'm jointing my butt off right now. So if you ramp out enough, if you ramp out enough, this kind of move is called bogeys, where every shot is worth a crap load of money. So I need one more shot. So now everything is worth money. And this is usually where we drain. Usually when we drain. I was impressed you were able to give him his double combos. We've been practicing that right around. Yeah. Especially if all you need is a couple of points. So now I can use whiplash to get my bogeys because I'll have multiple balls. And these shots also work whiplash jackpots. Nice. not getting that back. By the way, the ball save on Whiplash is embarrassingly short. Off the wall. Off the wall. Give me shelter. It's over. All right. So that was good. That was good bogeys. I'm happy with that. Now, Monger's lit, so if I hit any spinner, the Iron Monger will come out of the middle and you've got to beat the crap out of him for another multiball. And I... So, there's a shot right here for War Machine, and inside of there is just a solenoid kicker that's just launching the ball back at you. I guess that means Nick's number three. Yeah. All right. Blow it up, buddy. All right. I'll go second, then. Wait, you can set them to ten balls? Yes, you can. Really? I have a customer who did that. and turn like all the replay levels to extra balls. And he did it on his pirates, so he could play for like two hours. But bro, I got like two billion on Iron Man. And that's why stories don't matter. Until you play the same game everyone else has played. Yeah. Bro, I got two... Yeah, probably. I've heard the mention like twenty times. That's actually the guy that stole me his Iron Man, this game here. The post... The fireball. The posts were all the way down, it was set to five ball, and we had the biggest scores on it. And we even kept the scores up there as something to go for. But there was no way we were going to get $200 million on the higher end. And he said it exactly the opposite of how we played. He was like, oh, I hate playing a game that's set up really hard. I just like playing and having fun. We immediately went in and tweaked it. And we, to be clear, do not like having fun playing pinball. No. We like a challenge. That is the only way to play pinball. Pinball is not fun. It's not. Listen. You want to go? That might be the beer. Beer. Beer. Yeah, come on up to the third floor. Wow. So tossing is something I left at my desk. Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. I may have to go here to collect some beers. Nice. Just get the ball stuck somewhere. Start longer and shoot it right between his legs. Yep. Just perfectly between those knees. Just stuck there. Oh. Nice. Yoo-hoo. Oh, God. That was not what I wanted. I know. It's getting all the snappiness going on. Whoa. There's a button. Oh, you almost had it stuck. Almost had it stuck. Yep. Behind the war machine. Oh. Oh. Get up there. Just barely. Nice. Who wants a baby? Who wants a baby? Who wants a baby? So that's your guys' strategy. We just go for bogey, bogey, bogey. Bogey, bogey is a good strategy. Zach Sharp taught us that. He's like, if you can hit that shot and both those shots, that's all you need to do for the whole game because you will get $10 million. And that's usually a good enough score. In tournament throw, too, yeah. Not to blow it up, but just to beat your friend. Right, right. I think I got it. Ah, okay. Does that mean I get to play Jack's ball? Ah, I really want to play Jack's ball now. There we go. Oh, alright. Hey everybody, what's up internet? So Gavin ruined my game. Yeah, totally. Honestly, you can win by 275,000 points on this game. Yes, totally. Double mistake. Okay, so we're going to shoot for the left spinner. Hit it off the wall. Hit it down the drain. Perfect! Yeah, there you go. Pinball shouldn't be fun. It's meant as a torture device. It's a yestercard guy to play around. Demented! What's up, buddy? Oh, come on. Bogey is kind of in there. Oh, God, I love that. I got to get in there. And that was just my iPhone. That was just me figuring out that you could do stuff like that. There is no math for it, though, when you're inside. So you're just going through every little thing. You're like, that's a graphic. Play that sound file. That's a sound. I don't know what that sound is. Yeah, I know. Yeah, we did that when we were messing out with Jay's Metallica. Yeah. Just trying to find, and we replaced it with sound files that were like the same exact size. They had to be like precisely the same size. It was cool. I like it. Get your ducks quacking when you get the Lady of Justice Rams game on. Whack, whack, whack. Yeah. Let's see what. Yeah, where's those beers? Nick is busy loading the refrigerator with beer as we speak. beer. Because Nick obviously doesn't care that much about pinball. Beer. Yancey, anyone know a good pinball repairman? If only there was a guy in his shirt to let me know. Yeah, you know. Yeah, you know. You know. You know how we deal. How's your chest doing, buddy? It's doing great. Good. You get that beer in that fridge? You making the internet wait? Oh, it's a message. Congratulations, man. It's your daughter's first birthday today. Beer! Alright. Here we go, Annette. Wait, where's the beer? You didn't give me time. It's in the refrigerator. I don't know that. I know a shortcut. Your daughter's first birthday, huh? I think you owe her a pinball machine. It'd be a great birthday gift. You need two machines. One that you hollow out and put a bed inside of it so the kid uses it as a crib. That's adorable. Yeah. And the other one, that is fun. Holy crap, that would be adorable. Also, the concern of, like, the head of a pinball machine crushing your child is a very... Make sure the... Eminence, right? Yeah. Very eminence, right. All right. So, we got to bash the monger six times to get multiple. There's a darn magnet in front of me. And I'll tell you, folks, this is not fun. You got to graze him to stay away from the magnet. And I don't know what that was. I usually try to go for the bank shots off the Iron Man stand-up stick. Really? Oh, God, I don't feel comfortable doing that. Yeah, it's dangerous. Because I also like to get fast going with my Monger multiball. Sometimes it's like machine gun fire all the time. Full ball of beers. Everything at the bottom is open. So, folks, now that I've got multiball, I have to bring the Monger back up. And by doing that, the process of doing that is hitting the spinner that brought, hitting any spinner that brought Monger up. There you go. So now you beat Monger up, and then you've got to get it behind him for the jackpot. So I'm down to two ball play here, which is not good. There's an add a ball that I missed. Nailed it. So that gives me all my balls back plus one. And a little temporary ball setting. I don't think it'll give you your original third ball back plus one. It's just another one. Oh, come on, come on. How many do you ever have in play at a time? I freaking nailed it. Oh, you nailed it. I give you your blinking. And you got War Machine blinking. I collected the jackpot. Holy farts, that was bad. So we're going to try to backhand War Machine here. That's another multiball, by the way, folks. Nice. Like, first try. So that's War Machine multiball. That's how my dad did it. That's how America does it. And War Machine, you can play Iron Man during this too? I think so. Yeah, you can play Iron Man. It's the only one you need to get... Also... And you just got extra balls. I think that was just... Because of the mark. Yeah, I'm just trying to keep the freaking jerks alive. Oh, they almost hit it. Jericho throw. Oh, for, uh... Oh, yeah. All right. All you need is one Ironman shot for Jericho. Let's see if we can hit it. We can just do that. Thanks for nothing. Good ball. We can. You didn't have a bottom shelf. It's a bottom shelf, man. Bottom shelf. That's what I've been told. All right. This was promising. You got this. Totally. Get them monitors. And I can get that ball stuck too. Sometimes the ball search should pop it out. It's caught on a bumper. Star Trek has that same format. Totally. Because they could have just put that rubber a little bit lower. You like that jump shot right up back to the pop bumpers? Nice. Like avoid the ramp and all the spinners and everything and just go right back to the bumpers. Quack, quack, quack. That wasn't just one leg off the ground. That was all four legs off the ground. That was pretty good. That was like an ollie. Yeah, not quite kickflip. I definitely shoved it. Papa Swap wants to know what your background was before you got into pinball repair. Cocaine. Cocaine. No, I went straight into it, basically. I started when I was in high school. Working in an arcade. because I like pinball so much and I like machines that actually work. Let's see. Get my... No. One of them. They ain't working. If they ain't working, learn how to fix them. Hey, you got your item. I was a Lego block kid, so I like taking stuff apart and putting it back together and putting it inside of it. So it was great when I was working in an arcade because I was working on other people's machines or other computer equipment. They weren't breaking their arms. Well, that didn't... That's what I'm all about. Ordering parts on their budget and stuff. Yeah, that too. No, it's still got a problem. Alright, well, we're on another part. Part of learning. I got tired of making change and running birthday parties. I left there and worked for a place to make furniture machines for home sales. I got my own little workshop and bathroom and parking space. It was nice. A piece of the building. I'd go there at like 2 or 3 in the morning with my friends and just play pinball like 4 or 5. Double match. I lose entirely. Is this, uh, that was practice? That was practice. You called it. You said no practice. You totally said practice. Didn't you say practice? You said practice. I was ready to go straight in. I thought I said practice. No practice. No practice. Malpractice. Malpractice? Malpractice. It's going to be a malpractice game. So that's decided order. So you go first, I'll go second. And my guess will be third. Don't let that score fool you. No, Gavin's a shark. Gavin's a shark. I just gotta get the feel for this machine. Feel it, bro. You're playing my fourth time playing your Iron Man. Really? Yeah. Really? You know what? This game has had the least wrong with it. Yeah. You haven't really... I've had to work on it. ...to fix it. You know, actually, though, you fixed it on the back post came up. Yeah, or the stock got stuck. Balls are getting stuck on that now. Balls are getting stuck back there on that post. Crip. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. Oh, my God. Where's the tilt cam? Tilt working as intended. Yeah, I don't know. I think that should be the tilt. Tilt working as intended. Tilt working as intended. God, that is always surprising when you stop a ball way too nicely. Who do you think walked in? That's not much of a deal. That's what you get for flexing. That's what you get. Hot dogs. Here we go. Wax them balls. Yeah, Jaden says, just a forewarning, Gavin. This game has fresh wax and new balls. Yeah. It doesn't have the 2x4, though. Uh, no. We got rid of that. It's still pretty steep, though. Yeah. I think that is all. I just wanted to say hi and say how awesome it is to see people playing pinball on Twitch. You guys are awesome. Tony, thanks for the follow, buddy. Thanks, Tony. We do that every weekday. 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. My man. Oh, no. No. That's why I don't like the ramp shot. Pass, ramp, and cramp. Woo-hoo-hoo. We're burning. Ramp up. Hey, JD, we're burning. Ramp up, duh. Wait, who's winning? I can't do math. I'm being shut out right now. Oh, yeah, I got zero points. Shut out. Let see where Kevin Kevin lower third Giraffe jumper thanks for coming buddy initiate a fogey chase Oh He won like the strategy but he still going for it anyway Playing currently is Gavin Miller. Yeah, yeah. Just before that was Nick Campbell, and the start of all our movies, Jack Hickory. Or me. If you've watched previous streams, World Cup and Batman were both donated by Gavin, who's playing. So, thanks for that. Yeah, so thanks for nothing. JK. We, uh, we broke into Batman. You jerks. Well. Wait, he got a skirmish in a hot tub. More cleaning. Oh, I love that shot. That was sexy. Off the ramp. Oh, my. That's the opposite. Oh, the under swing. Wow. Good ball, though. I'll take that ball. Blue Captain Mandel, how you doing, Crystal? Why are you here? You're coming tomorrow, right? We'll see you then. Hi. Crystal! See ya, boy! See ya Thursday! See ya Thur- Crystal's coming tomorrow. But Thursday. But Thursday. Is the- The thing. The league opener. Richie's coming here Thursday. Oh yeah, the league party's Thursday at Bottom Lounge. Bottom Lounge. We're having a free party. Here? I don't know. The free party? Yeah, why not? We can do a free party on the webcast. So many sweaty pinball players. We've been working pinball machines. Burning up the studio. We've got four games down right now. Fist tails. We've got a fist tail down. Can I get the ball? There you go. See, but Thursday. Oh, yeah. Hot shot. Hot shot. Sticky score reel. Hot shot. Four games. Oh, is that what that is? Is it sticky score reel? Sticky score reel. It's not resetting all the way. Stinky Scoria. You son of a... Oh! Did you get it? I almost did. It was gone more than a while. I love your jiggle, man. You've got a good jiggle on you. That's some good upper body strength, this jiggle. I'll take it. It hurts. Not gonna lie. I've seen some really good dangerous things. Man, I've jiggled some balls. Yeah. I've had a few. That's true. There's something I know about danger. If I was on the road show, I would have been able to pull off the save from the middle left flipper when you get stuck behind there. That is the worst. I thought that was going to be a freak accident and it happened. You should bring the boys home tomorrow. I like the spices so they can't concentrate. I agree, Crystal. Take Papa's ideas and put them in the motion. Pudang! Bring that chili. Gavin Miller running a clinic. Choo choo! He's having a clinic. Oh, he's going to the clinic. He's not feeling well, folks. My plate is clinical. Gavin's not feeling well and he's going to the clinic. That, I guess means he has a really good school. I guess I could backhand the ramp that way, right? There you go. I love backhanding that ramp. I love backhanding War Machine Remark. Dude, this game is all sling hell. The seconds are in those slings. You know. How do they replace those sling rubbers? Well, the sling rubbers used to be white. Donate to Key. One is white. Oh, no. They were both white. Look over here. Oh, yeah. There is a little white black in there. The dirtiest fling shot right here. They're camouflaged. People are like, those are regular black runners. They get into swings and all of a sudden it's 10 rows. See, look at this crap. Gavin's like just de-strossing us. Wow. You see you backhand in the ramp too. Nailed it. Oh, perfect. Opposite of what I wanted to happen here. What happens is he blocks your ramp shots. Yes, he's doing the backhand. He blocks two of your shots. We're just going to go loop-de-loop. Here we go, loop-de-loop. We're just going to give you spinner points, too. Spinner points, but... Creep in there. Creep in there. I love it. Fast scoring! And war machine. We've got a multiball going, too. We've got the drones lit. We want that war machine now, kids. Nice. Perfect. That's how you do it. That was the right move. Call your mama. Sleepover's over. Sleepover's over. Oh, damn it. Get that one back. Not that one. Thanks, Dad. All right. Let's keep this trainer rolling. How much time do we have? How much time do we have? You're literally wasting my time. Literally. You tricked me! So, the side here has a little thing that sticks out, and it really sort of confuses your brain as to where that's going to bounce because of the angle. You don't know what that's going to do. Oh, you had it lit up, man. Dirty slingshot sounds like a spec set. Well, that may be a personal thing. Tony's kids. All right, here we go. Clock. Clock. Oh, jeez. All right, Nick's got his best friend up. Now he's going to play soccer with him. Love this guy. Let's go, Dawg. Goal tender. The crowd is awestruck. The crowd is looking in anticipation. One, two, baby, I got one, two. Solid tilt. Thanks, man. That's a loss for me. Yeah. You know, if you're lost, if you're last, and you're going out last, you've got to tilt. You've got to tilt going out. You don't want to leave anything on the table because I don't get any points if I don't get first or second. There's absolutely nothing my tilt costs me other than my dignity. Your dignity, yeah. I don't really care about dignity, so. Dignity. Oh, that was a good move, dude. Oh, God, did I do it? You totally... All right, so that's two for Jeff. That was close, buddy. Zero for Nick. Close one, buddy. All right, and house rules here is just flip. Our winner goes first. So here we go. I'm sorry to be done. I know. Dude, that's all. I'm sorry. It's pinball. It's pinball. RNG, baby. Not real RNG. More like physical. Okay. Seriously? That was probably the worst you could do. I don't want the bonus. Well, whatever. I'll take it. Did you get a tilt? Did you get a tilt? I almost got rid of it. Nyaarrr! Woo! Alright, whatcha know? Oh boy. What's great about your eye, where you dunk the heat in your eyes open. Yeah, a little ventilation would be all right. You all right? Yeah, totally. The dumpster people, or the garbage company, I don't like to call them that. They work on software. You work on software, so you can't go to the software? Yeah. That's not a problem. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um. What? The game's done because of this. Oh, really? Yeah. Why didn't mine complete this? Mark two. You almost had it. Ball to one, buddy. Good ball. Good ball. Good ball. Good ball. Good ball. Good ball. Good ball. Good ball. Good ball. Good ball. Good ball. Pass scoring, Iron Monger. Yeah. That's cool. I have 480,000 points, and Nick's about to pass me. Oh, that's a spanker. That is too dangerous. Oh! Okay. Bangy, bangy. Oh, no. That's not what I wanted. Oh, my God. What a lucky shot, dude. You have three slippers on this game. You have three shots. Oh, boy. Oh, just one everything. Let's just get them all close. Uh-oh. Get them all lined up. I think if we're going to do a tournament on Thursday, we should change this game slightly. Change it? Yeah, just make it a little more difficult. What do you mean, more difficult? Put safecracker paddles on there and remove the outlaying post. One ball play. with an apron over the flipper so you can't see what you're doing. No. Ball of time for 27. Yeah, right. You have time to play also. Man, that would be terrible. What's up, Gerson? Thanks for coming, buddy. You have to make it so the keys are on the coin door. Oh, God, so randomly it just flies open and kills the game. Flipper stop working. It'll be five seconds. For one second. That would be a fun mode. We could do that just like randomly. You don't know when the flippers are going to stop. It just sounds like the music died when the flippers got out. So you know. Gavin, you are a true statist. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was just trying to level the playing field, you know? Oh, what is there? Uh, yeah, so Jay Bray is letting his dream run wild. Oh, it's gonna be awesome. Reverb flippers is pretty cool too, but that happens on some games anyway. Like, you don't really do it. All people have to do is twitch their arms around and your brain can play properly. Let's hit a spinner here. Hold up. Sitter loop, I mean. Powered up papers with stuff. And probably ruined the machine. There we go. And the pointer hit. Hurrah! So he needs three more hits to knock. One, two, three. Oh, he did it! Now I need to get it back in the bus. Oh! Too late! Oh my gosh! I will do that too. I will write that in here. You want to write it in the check? The check? That was a nice shot. That was a nice shot. That was a big turn. 7 million fast-forwarding as well right there. You have to give the flipper time to restart. time to recharge. Screw that. Like you flip and then there's a meter. It's like charging. That would be insane. If you buy the app you can get unlimited Oh, come on. Or every time I flip with the right button. There we go. I'll take the left button. I'm standing up for the second. That sounds enough to you. I want that to be a laugh. Yeah, we're running in 20s. These are the fields. Yeah, he's going to all the clinics right now. We need some cough medicine because he's... Cough. Because he needs some cough medicine because this is sick. Oh, you got it. So he'll leave Iron Man finished so that he can get to the top. I don't think he can defeat Iron Man. Nope, the targets are disabled. I have to say, this is the dumbest thing about this game. You gotta get him back together. He has to be next to him. Papa Slop, if anyone can come up with stuff like that or make it happen, it's happy. This is that. Instant salt and rage would be through the roof. There's something about those cat frames on that right ramp there. It's pretty much... That was a good ball, sir. By the way, you only did like 52 million. I remember back when they were getting... the biggest achievement in the world. What I was really hoping for, well, obviously, would be to play Iron Man, but I would have started double scoring. And then you go for do or die. Wait, that works. Yes. Complete do or die, double scoring, and you start at 70 million. Iron Man starts double scoring. The second time around. Yeah. So you start... Oh, you completed it. I completed it. I had... Remember, I had that huge fast score. That's right. So you've played it the second time itself before. No. That's insane. Oh, there it is. Did it count that? I don't know if I got them both. I think you got it quick enough. I don't think I got it. I think this is the thing you're... We do have a shield blanking. Yeah, one machine total. Let's just find out. This is the... Do up. Do up. Do up. My man. My man. Oh, it does ramp. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. They're adding more. Oh, dark. Go, go. Whiplash. Whiplash. Whiplash. Whiplash. Oh, God. Oh, love each other. My man. Oh, you did it. And gone. No! Get out of here. Nope. Get out of here. Bobby's like, I want to play. I want to play. That was the worst three multi-balls. Folks, I got a hill to climb here. Holy crap. Yeah. So, based on the last game, if I just get 32 million, I'm going to win. Well, now you're just being a jerk. Clean. Cleaner. Cleaner. Oh, I love you. Bounce. Love you. All right. Good start. Mom, get up. The Iron Monger. What? What the hell was that? Oh! Ooh. There you go. I like when it gives you an extra hit. It's even better when it gives you two extra hits. All right. Here we go. I'm depression. Choke. Choke. Missed that. Missed that. Ooh. Ugh. That hurt. Everybody out of the stool. What? School. Nice. My man. Oh, instantly up. What you got, girl? Hit the monger, party. Alright, now let's not hit the monger at all. Oh boy. Okay, calm the tag. You son of a... Missed you. Oh, that's a nice save too. Nice save. Whew. Oh, here's tonight. I'm going to let that one go. I love the front leg lift maneuver. It's my favorite. It's like... On games that don't have rubber feet, I just lock my arms against my body and just drag the machine. Really? You feel like a... Okay. It works. If I'm just like... Just move the seat. Have you ever seen big U-shaped marks at Leavings, you know? Oh, I see those everywhere. A lot of my locations have smiles on the floor. Yeah. Smile on the floor, yep. That'll do it. Yo, set your tilt right, folks. People will mess those games up. Yeah. Yeah. That's for sure. We'll take all we can. Yeah, right. Give us an inch. We'll take three eighths of an inch. Give us an inch. Say three eighths of an inch. This guy wants back offies. So I definitely took last step in this. What is that? I'm not going to do it. It's just me doing it. It's not hard to do. It's not hard. Fucking fucker. Yeah, Gerson. Well, carpet I think would be easier to move together because we actually put rubber cups on the bottoms of our seats so that the king can't move at all. There was a lot of bee coming. I don't think I'm supposed to be coming. Oh, boy. Oh, he got the bee. Oh. Wait, get angry. No, you're a gerber. No, dog, we're a car. Oh, that was almost right. Okay, Internet. That's a good start. All I have to do is bee-gab it. Not a problem. Considering you do it, this is about every other time I've been here. Do-ba-do-ba-do, all I gotta do is beat. Get it. Smell Iron Man for a fast score. You going to MGC? MGC? Almost certainly I'll be setting up there. That's my favorite show. When is it, anyways? Is there a date official? March? April? Does April sound right? Mar-April. I have rubber caps all the time. May brawl. So, Gavin says first. Yep. Jack says super first. The X goes super first. All right, so it is Gavin has three, Jack has two, Nick has one. So, Gavin goes first. Jack's true. Oh, that's true? That's true, that's true, that's true. Mm-hmm. That was almost like, it almost sounded like the scarecrow in Wizard of Oz. Oh, I am. No. The way you sort of approach, say, the line. That's true. True. That's true. No, you sound like... Wait, was it a brain that he was missing? That was... that tilt must have been swinging. I don't know. You should still be able to rock a little on its legs. Yeah, totally. Even if that rubber cap's not on target, you can still move the train a little bit. It's just about this slide. So, yeah, right? The difference between a side stage and a biggie is the slide. It's like time slows down just when you move the game. Jamie wants to know if you're going to the finals. The finals? Indiana. Oh, you're doing Indiana. Indiana. Yeah, Gavin's doing the Indiana State finals. He's too scared to play us. He's too scared. Oh, gosh. Oh, he's scared. Oh, live it. It's just a live. Oh! Non-control. You got worm burners. Pardon me, Gander. Gander Mountain. Oh, man, I don't feel good about that at all. Well, I'm going to get a third of that. Because Iron Man's a piece of... Ha! Nope! Nailed it. Nailed it. Drone target. War Machine multiball. All right, we have control. We need two shots for Monger, so let's do that. Doink. Oh, you did doink right when he said that. Doink. Oh, man, you're killing it. Yeah, he's even asking you to finish up here. Come on. Oh. All right. This is not. That is. You know, that's not monger. Monger. There you go. All right. All right. So, again, bashing six times. Start some multi-balls. Get a spinner to bring it back up. And then you want to. I keep hearing that often here. I only did it to one of them. I know. And it's funny. It keeps going on and on. Dave. Dave. And Dave just doesn't play it anymore. Nope. Where are you, Dave? Cleveland? Give me a break, man. Cleveland. Yeah. That's where the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is for anyone that cares. Yeah. Isn't that weird? Also, Cleveland is a little scary. Eh. There's more people shot in Chicago. Oh, you were lucky there. Dapperino. Yeah, from behind. Kingspan. Thanks for the follow, buddy. I totally looked away to see that and then drained my ball. Yeah, that's not how you're supposed to do that. Wait, how do you play pinball? Yo. juggle so juggling does not limit itself to pinball prowess oh man your style though your body style right it's like it's like a merengue you know it takes forever to master but god it looks beautiful when you do it just stand behind me when i'm playing pinball you'll be mesmerized don't look at my score just stand behind me not on display on the hips. Eyes on the hips. Nearly impossible. Shut up. I did a monger multiball and I looked and said thanks for the ball. Okay. You got a... I got a green. You got a champion. Oh! That was a tip. Gavin did a classic classic fumble classic fumble listen I know I'm going to shake this unprovable un-possible here we go alright back to my strategy that's pretty much the bone yard now new parts use your good ball flipper button off your Simpsons and put it on come on buy the dead foot bone yard new parts What was wrong with the Dracula? Under Night Ball. What's that? The shooter does that. It's a huge bar. Oh my goodness! Wow. Under Gyro Ball. He just rattled the life out of it. I feel insulted by that. You gotta PG salt, whatever that is. I don't believe that. This game has a stick. It's PJS, caps, then ALP. Just the other way. So Nick Campbell comes back with the old 69, 69, 80, 90. Right? Is that how you say that number? I have no idea how you say that number. Hey, brother. Have a good one. 69, 69, 80, 90. All right. High score? I'm asking the game for the high score. That looks cloudy. Oh, yeah, right. We don't have much of one, but I got it. You got like a two second ball save. Yeah, try that again. Let's make sure that works. Let's just say I bought the dragon. Oh, I hit it. I hit it. Slappy, slappy, slappy inside the cannon. Oh, baby, that was sexy. That's enough to pull ahead. Oh, I should have. You needed one more bogey, buddy. Yes. Nope, that's not going to do it. Dang it out of here. You don't need that ball. There's shield. What the? Can I get one more ball? Drain ball. Yeah, we drain in all day. That's more like a drain form. When it drains cores. That's right. That was a high palm. I didn't use a finger for that at all. He wants a baby. Oh! U-target. Hit the U-target. We're going multiball. Hit the U-target. Oh, nothing. Oh, what am I doing? You got Whiplash lit and more machine lit. Or not. Bogey lit, I mean, not Whiplash. That is such a... No, my bogey! Take it. Take it. No! We can follow the right picture! Purple train. Yeah, we were listening to some Prince yesterday. Purple train. But don't tell the FCP because that video is way too good. And if they cut the music out of it... Prince is going to want his share. I'll be sad puppy face or whatever. It's like... This stream got flagged for copyright infringement. For being too sexy. Prince is like... I trademark it Oh, good shot 400 R Oh, what is that 계 cuid Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's making sure that it still works. Just because you're on call when the games break doesn't mean you need to be the one. Doesn't mean you're the one that gets to break it. Like, oh, his Ironman's working really well. No, you're the one. Hey here my card Jimmy Plunder seems to be broken Just bends it down It laying on the right Kick. This is looking good for danger. Okay. I need to beat danger. I currently have... I can't remember what multi-balls are in. I think I'm going to go for... for DA. Maybe. Isn't that a band in the 90s? I don't know. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. DM. More. Yeah, I'm done. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. I'm catching like a Prizzo. Is that how you use that? Prizzo. Prizzo. That's where you put a, that's how you make rainbows. Another Weldy Tilt Bob. H to the... Oh, nice. That'll give you a dance. Oh! Oh! Oh, shit! He's gonna make me play. Ding dong. He's gonna make me play. No, he isn't. Oh, that's enough. Oh. Man, winning with $10 million on that game. Very rampant. I got the fast scoring, immediately got a million off of it. Trust. You got it. Woo. Trust. You got it. Give me more beer. Give me more beer. Give me more beer. Give me more beer. You got time to flip. You got time to split. Split. All right, we have an add-a-ball waiting for us here. If I can nail it. Double out. Everybody out. Ooh, wait. Everybody out. Yeah. That's fun. Did you say Diane? My wife, I hate to name that. But, yeah, man, dude, I love me some Dye Antwoord for sure. I've heard you say that. Is that one word or is that two? It's two words, Dye Antwoord. I don't know either of those words. Dye, like Dye. D-I-E. Dye. We've got a second. Meat. And then Antwoord. Antwoord. Antwoord. So it's Jack 4, Gavin 3, Nick 2. This guy. We've got to show him out here. You're up, buddy. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry, belly. I don't want to hurt your belly. Deontwood. Start the song. Mr. Danger. Mr. Danger. Oh, yeah, Deontwood. Well, there's a D on the end instead of a T. Yeah. And the chick in that band, there could have been like a bucket of spit pouring out of my mouth just then. He is 39 years old. And just... Holy. just a really primark fun human being I have a friend from Cape Town when he came to visit last year we asked him about about the answer where he just kind of sighed like in the same way that we would sigh if somebody from Europe came over here and asked us about insane fantasy oh you don't like insane fantasy oh there you go Gears of Misadventure fair enough Diane Ford being the answer if I'm not mistaken Oh, that was nice. South African duo. Yeah, the music is on. I thought they were a trio. We'll DJ high tech. Yeah, because it's what? Ninja and... Yolandi. Yolandi Vita. Yeah, DJ high tech. Yeah, there you go. Papa Sloth. Yolandi is three gorilla heads all with parts for us. That is how I explain it. You are getting those drones. Got my drone life. Free monkey heads. I'm going to light it all up. This is like your setup ball right here. Everything ready. It's all set up. Oh, you got a drone baloney. Oh, man, you are a drone. One too many. Sir, you are in. Flip. Flip. Flip. The best part of that video is like you were gone for an hour while he was playing. And you're like, I love Prick. I'm wearing my mechanics outfit. Nice tip off there, buddy. Nice palm marino. Little slappy said. Little palm said. I'm going to have to kill the salt drone. That's what you pay somebody. Call them, say. Click. Not quite where I was aiming. You don't know what a cuvee is? Cuvée? No. Wait. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Dude, man, listen. Oh. Whoa. You gave up. Low-wired. Oh, man, basically. There's a lot of flailing right now. I'm going through our vocabulary right now. There you go, buddy. You're a good catch. Nice catch, buddy. Trap it up. Next time, will you do one that JJ controls? Oh, yeah. Ka-chow! Ka-chow! Whatever. We have to make it sound as tinny as possible, though, so we don't get flagged. And I think playing it through a laptop speaker into a microphone worked pretty well. For old Crystal trying to learn that. Ka-chow! God. Man. Hello. Folks, when we're dead and gone, and the Internet is looking at the videos of us being idiots because for some reason they're in, like, the Library of Congress or something. I'm guessing the Desolate videos are probably in the Library of Congress. Yeah, why not? Along with my phone number. Ladies. Ladies. I know I'm dead now, but hit me up at plot 37 at Old Man's Cemetery. Bring flowers. Bring flowers. And a sexy photo. All right, focus. Wow. Love you. Y'all, it's well done, man. The days of the quote extinguished. I struggled so hard to keep that alive. Hey, you got a good setup as well. Internet is off. All right. Not our internet. Yeah, you stay on. I got one of everything. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Yep, it is. and then when you're done you gotta hit the name again and then hit the card again. But if you do that in the wrong order, the whole thing is going to be flat. That's no fun. No, that's not the problem. Oh, I thought I could get longer. I just crapped it on top. Yeah, there you go, crapped the coffee out of it. My sweet-tone is going to read, he lived as he pleased. Back and loose. Dead. Dead. Oh, that is really good. You got into that a lot faster than me. I'm an epitaph. I'm an epitaph. I'm a media constat. And wish that I was, like, six again so I could play Oregon Trail and put that on all the computers. You can play it now. Yeah, but I don't give a fart about that anymore. That's a whole news thing. You're like, two weeks ago. Kids aren't forced to sit in front of it. It's not really kids. It's called People Like Us. It's called People Like Us. This is our time down here. I want to go play Karate. Oh! Hit it! Is that a Karate kid? No. It was like one of the first scrolling fighting games. You'd go to a screen, and you'd fight a guy Karate. You'd use a keyboard, because you could do high kick, low kick, high punch, low punch, jump, and all the different moves. You're battling, you're walking, running. Correct. You mean the guy didn't even want to the next level. It was high tech at the time. You knew that was happening. It was colored. What? That was crazy. I know. Go figure. You could play a computer with a color monitor. Good job. That's insane. Play Oregon Trail instead. Oregon Trail? That sounds painful. I thought it was a treasure trail. No, Oregon Trail, I believe, would be your intestines. Oh, okay. Oh, gross. Don't eat kids. I don't know what I'm talking about. Tony. Two kids. What am I doing right now? That's a lot of tippy tings, Dave. That was a lot of tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip. This ball wants to do that. It wants to. Oh, I see. Like, I'm not playing. Excuse me. Stop hitting me. Wow, he found a cycle. Okay, fast scoring? Yeah, they are... Now I got both, but I have double danger. Turn the guy over here. Get you guys out of here. I want to do that. I want those balls up there. Oregon Trail is a zombie re-game of Oregon. Oh, it is? Okay. Which is kind of neat. We can still make that game? Everybody out of the pool. Oh, shit. Aw, nice. Come on. Stop fucking around. Flipping around. He's a riding adventure. I missed a spinner on that shot, but that's okay. Spinners are overrated. Oh, that felt good. Give me a minute. Fast and loose, kid. Fast and loose. Nice shot. Thank you. Nicely done. That is like one of the type of shots that gets all these. It's super tight. It's tighter than X-Files rams. Yeah, it's just... like if that ball isn't traveling fast enough, it'll get stuck in there. GERPER! GERPER! ERMAGERD! GERPER! Jerome Getsot! So you're still playing with me if you haven't had a ball yet. That's everybody out of hoop. Yeah. I was fighting for control. I don't know. I don't remember playing a game that the ball wanted up so badly. That was brutal, man. He couldn't do anything to settle that damn ball down. But he still got 16 million points. It was chaos. That ball was chaos. How did you get 16 million? Pure chaos. Well, multi-balls. I had the fast scoring going. I had iron-marked multiball. And then I did my third war machine multiball right after that. I don't know. All the others were still in fast scoring. I could use a thinner piece. Ooh, love you. Come on over. All right, what are you guys doing here? This isn't the Harlem Blowtrotters pinball here. That was fun. That's a lot of joints. A lot of dancing going on. Oh, I scored. Yeah, that one drone target. Wait, that doesn't give you a million points? There. Carousel drone. Where you going, buddy? Where you going? Where you going? To the drain? Drain town? Dumbo circuit. That's what you provide! Teamwork! Spinners are over-rad-rad-rad-raded. Okay, Internet, I got Monger up. I'm going to get Monger at home. Should have done my short plunge. Monger has a course in drain surgery. That's the best. Thank you. How you doing, Pete? Oh, man. I'm going to get a little bit of a break. I'm going to get a little bit of a break. Oh, man. Building a house. Oh, God. That one ball is like telling the other one to come out of here. That's cute, Brad. Building a house. Oh, because of all the bricks I got? Oh, chance for three million. Chance for a tree? Oh, and a pinky purple light. Ding dong. I got the bling-pong that hurts to play. Oh, sling-pong. Sling-pong. Sling-pong. Alright, Monger woke up. Oh man, you're gonna make me play Pong for me. Oh, you can't let me tap again. I'm gonna beat the fuck up. Oh, I got robbed. Roar! Roar! Roar! Roar, man! We do hang out too much, man. Of all the things you could have said just then, why did we both name a shitty car dealership here in the Chicago area? I think you said it yesterday. No, I wouldn't have said that, ever. I'm way more intelligent than that. It's our chance for another super right here. Can I make a change? Oh! Ooh, little ring off there. Little, little, little control. Control! Oh, God. Oh, Charlene. Oh, God. Oh, found my target. Man, he hit that thing about as hard as he could hit a target. Oh, God. So many. Oh! Bail him to the drones, guys. Stop! You need to... No, you don't play music through an iPhone! That's exactly how you get to me! Ah, you fuck, you found my secret weapon. My secret weapon! Ah, that's exactly what makes me drink. Hey, Mike, is, uh... Control's good, though, right? Are those, are those code numbers getting the secret... Is that an empty booth or something? That's the music awards of Janet Jackson dancing to Control. Hold on. Control! Is that a rhythmation? Oh, it's got louder. We are the pride of the region! Oh, you're obliterating it. Alright, enough of that. A real dream, yes. Nick has sensitive ears. Hey Stella! He's got to cut that off. Control! Control! I don't know what that was on your phone, but that song was good. If I only had a friend. 5-8-8-2-300. Wait, Mike. You're from Chicago? Wait, I didn't think I knew that. I met you, didn't I? I met you at Logan. I met you at Logan. Or, that's not necessarily my phone number. I met you at Logan. That sounds right. Yeah, that's probably what it was. There we go. My girl being Gavin Miller. Damn it, y'all. You made it finally. I need a win, man. I thought you had me. No. I guess I didn't get control. So, guys, guess what the score is. It's tied up. It bores across the board. That couldn't have gone any better. We're all tied. We're all tied. It bores across the board, man. Tied up, yo, we're good. Tied up. So you're first, you're second, and I'm last. Tied up. I did that on purpose, girl. Just kidding. Tied up. Oh, yeah, that's a GT, right? Tied up. And I don't know who it is, but I know you got me to dance. Um, that was all the legs. I think it's a little loose. Oh, tonight's the first night of the League at Logan, huh? Right on, man. Um, fun. Yeah, I met that gentleman at Logan Arcade a few months back. What's the deal with the League at Logan? It's not, I'm just making sure everything's working. He's just not playing against anybody? I just don't. Uh, Logan Arcade in Chicago, Papa Sloth. How's the Logan League work? Logan League? Have you played it yet? I believe it is you ask somebody who's involved in the Logan League and they'll tell you. Thank you. Spend a little bit. I don't know anything about the Logan League other than it happens at Logan. It costs like $25 to get in. To get in. To get in. But you play. There's no IFPA. Well, I'm going to go win. Because it's Tuesdays, man. Oh, that's right. Tonight we should be going up to Gameverse. Game sucks. Game sucks. It's Sean Boyd. Sean Buhg. Sean Buhg, yeah. And listen to T.N.'s woo. Get moody. Oh, Cough Vax. Cough Vax. Cough Vax. Cough Vax. Now, I'm liking these scores. Yes, Dave. I'm liking these scores, girl. So I'm gonna give this a second to calm down. Um, hello? Hello? Oh, internet? No, Gavin will be leaving soon. Damn. That wasn't even funny. I think I gave myself a splinter with it. Did you get some snacks? Oh, that looks good. Give some chocolate. I had a swarm earlier. I ate a chopped salad that didn't agree with me. Came out of me like... Still cutting you off inside. Oh! Chop, chop, chop. That is karate chopping me. And just like that, Jackson the lead. My man. My man. 200. 200. Flip. Flip. Feel the rhythm. Feel the rhyme. Come on, y'all. It's pinball time. Flip. Cool. Flip it. Flip. Oh, if you hit your hands on the flip, you can't hit it. Oh, close the back. Ooh. Lapalicious. There's some control. Launcher. Ooh, a backhand? Launcher. Oh, I should stick the backhand. Oh, my life's over right now. There you go. That felt good. A little bit. Smelled good. That is a joint. Official doink, sir. Official doink, sir. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. It's pinball pass. And it only went once and it interferes with the ripsies. Buffalo pinball, what's up, buddy? Is tonight ripsies? I don't know. No, tonight is Schaumburg. Schaumburg. Game Vex. Game Vex. Schaumburg came in. Yep! We fine. Yo, girl, we fine. I come from a family of thieves. Which is, oh, the power went out out here. The ball went all the way down here, guys. It's stuck. Yeah, what's that hole down there? Oh, there it is. Everybody know what's happening? Gavin, the ball got stuck in the very bottom. Can you uh, sit this way, Keith? Purple heart. Settle higher, man, for fast forward. Get down. Lord Squeak, this isn't a, this isn't a heart competition, although that is the smallest heart I've seen. If you can come up with something smaller, you win, you win a flash. The smallest heart wins! And get us kicked off the internet. I'll flash my belly. I'll do it. You're right, we can't. Don't throw anything. I'm at damage. Damage found. Damage found. Damage found. That's when you get your bogeys. That's when you get your bogeys. And then the magnets turn on. God, I hate this game. Then the magnets turn on. That's enough to put me in. There you go. One pixel heart. Yes, you. Slydog. One pixel heart. Yeah. One pixel heart. That's my new band. Mm-hmm. Do they know what that is? One pixel heart. But you've got to do an 8-bit version to control. There you go. Zero pixel heart. Yeah, I have to keep my shirt on. Actually, we all do, or else our screen gets kicked off of Twitch. Yeah, it's happened before. Just too much internet traffic for all of them. Yeah, they're like, why did the stream just peak? Oh, there's a lot of hot dudes with their shirts off. Playing pinball. Playing pinball. That's basically what happens. Yeah. And it's only on the play field and then crotch cam. Belly button cam. You can do that for an episode. Everybody's profile picture when you're in the K-Pod. That's just the crotch. Crotch shot. What am I looking at? Yeah, well, that's crystal. Oh, get out of here. Language. Language jack. I just got swatted. What'd I say? I have nothing. I just like to stand. I just like to stand there. What'd I say? Shoot the bomb. You smell real good. Brad says, I haven't been to Schaumburg since January 14. Those games are no fun. From 2014. Okay. Crystal has a 2016 calendar idea, and I guess we're about to find out what it is. If it's Pinboy, I'm all about that. What's going on? A lot of sling pong. Yep. Pinball cross cam in. Oh, it's all I want. They're just faking multiball. You don't need it. What did they do? You got bogey and bonger. That's a good combination. The one ball you need is down that deep left area. ... Fuck. The freedom suit. We're going to drive here to home pick-up! For prior charge? We got a new pickle. Oh, that's right out of the pool. All of them. Really? Folks, if you win your games like this at the machine, it brings balls back. It's more like this. Now we're at the gym. That's pinball for you. That's pinball. Jerome. Oh. Jerome. Jerome. Oh. Hello. Hello. Ooh, the double. One more hit. Oh, damn. How do you get the ball to stay in the way? Oh, that's hard. And he comes. Okay, you got that, so I'm going to get a racket. That's fine. Oh, whatever. Oh, God. And then he has both do or die and your re-air. Oh, shit. There's Super Chris on that one. Oh. Hit it. Two more hits, man. Two more hits. Yo, Chris. What up, bro? What's that in your hand? Oh. That's because of the P-R-I-T-E game. Three million shot right up the side. Oh. Kind of. No, punch. That ball went up there, and it's like three million. Look at that. Look at that. The spinner's not ready for me. You scared the spinner so that it... That's a very good ball right there. Balls dropped. Ball dropper. Old Nicky Ball Dropper. Oh, man, I'm sweating good now. That feels nice. Whiplash the wiggle. What do they need? With Iron Man or Whiplash? Whiplash. Whiplash is the only one you can have. Whiplash for the big wins. Whiplash. For the big wins. Tickle, tickle. You're so trained, I bet you think this column is about you. Wow, that's stupid. I like it. What the freaking strength was that? That was some planned shit. Don't need to kid. Sorry, I'm just playing. Oh! Oh, here come them slingies. Third idea. You're so drunk, I thought you'd make a song about it. Old pinballers never die. They just flip out. Oh! One down! One down, he says. What a shit. One down! What a shit. Alright, folks, I need I'm never going to tell you how much I hate you. All the time. Remember, you used to text me that every day. Me too. I need seven plus million dollars. Just to text the Nick. As I'm standing here on the train platform on my way to work, I've been thinking about how much I wish you were on the tracks. By the way, if you've got time later today, I could work on this one. Since when? All right, so I'm not... What are you thinking here, buddy? I'm not... I was not prepared to bring him into the mix. I'm thinking drain, drain, drain. Drain, drain, drain. Tilt, tilt, tilt. Ah! You passed the gab on. Gab one? Passed the gab one. Okay. The magnet is my friend today. That was good. So now we've just got to bring him up, and we'll be in a much better spot. Oh, I focused on the wrong place. All right, now he becomes a huge liability now that he's not doing anything. Totally. So, I was just thinking about this. What? Ever since the Big Lebowski came out, that is the third Jeff Bridges pinball machine. What's this first one? Tron Tron Iron Man Iron Man And the third Big Lebowski Big Lebowski Yeah Interesting You seem on par with Chuck Goldberg Fuck yeah. We had Batman in the house. We had two machines with Gary Oldman on the back of us. Yes, we did. He was on this one. He was on Batman and Dracula. Dracula. That's right. So who's that singer that's got that weird voice? Oh, uh, Gary Newman? No. Do it again to Granny, Gary. Oh, man. Um, wait, what's the Gary Newman song? Take a bite of the apple. That's Granny, dude. Alright. Uh, my bad. Uh, what I meant to say was, here in my car. Take a bite of the apple. You fucking what? You remember that? Wait, what is that? What's that like... Friends? What's that friend song from, uh, uh, First Rate? You got a friend in me. You got a friend in me. That's like a Bob Dylan impression. You got a friend in me. Everywhere I go, you can't go on, though. You got a friend in me. I guess that is for Lil Bobby. we're down to four viewers. Listen, if you don't like Randy Newman, then you're probably just a regular human going about your life. Uh-oh, here he comes, folks. Jack Danger, everybody. Jack Danger. Yo. You're third. I don't know what I need. I'm figuring out how to send something where it's not working on it. Oh god, I couldn't micro-shape that thing enough. Micro-shape? Super fast! Super fast! Hold on, get your Iron Man. Look, you only got one shot. So folks, if I hit that target and then get it up there twice, I get my name on the board. Oh, that should have been it. Smell it. 11. 11. Get in that. A lot of money. Get in it. It's a whole lot of points. You son of a sack. Good catch. Alright, we're in like DEFCON seriousness 11 here, kids. It works, man. I don't care what anyone says. There you go. All right. Center shot. Center shot for 35 minutes. Good catch. No pressure or anything. No shit. I'll take anything. It's down to 27 million. Oh, the prime mine. thanks for following Rick when I get to bed that was die that was all die that was like do you like me yes or no you did stabbing a hole through no that was a good win there J.D. I did not have faith in you oh dude you definitely faded out the entire stream and faded it back in I know it I know it I saw it happen I was like no fair enough but the audio kept going Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Crap, dude. So you click it, click it, click it off, then give it a second. All right, click it again, and then click it off. And then you're done. Yay! You know it. Where's the party hats and streamers? Running away, Dre, never going back. Anybody? I'll let... Oh, hold on, let me put the score down. Who got the second one? I did. That'd be Nico. Nico Cambello These days These days These days I spend I think about All the things that come around my way You know what it sounds like You took a 45 record and slowed it down And I never Threw the Hero Away I think if you sped it up it might be a good song Folks, go on your Groove Sharks or your YouTube Groove Sharks and type N-I-C-O space these days. Is Groove Sharks still a thing? I still use it. Should we be telling them to use Napster? No, because Challenger hates Napster. I mean, you're doing great. I made a 45 record joke. So I think you guys are okay. We're also singing Nico songs. to kids on a website where you stream Minecraft. We should stop talking about how potentially old we might be. Wait a second. Listen, when I joined the Coven of Vampires back in 1897, I swore to myself I'd stay on top of this technology. No more record ships. No. We're like, it's only CDs and laser decks from now on. No you don't. Get up, Tim. What you think? What you think about? Make it shot. Come on, girl. Oh, Magda wants to play. What's up? Play it. Oh, you had it back. No. Okay, folks. Absolutely. Until, like, your bonus is done counting down, don't take your hands off the flippers. Otherwise, you just deal with danger. That's the Zach Sharp. Don't. The Zach Sharp watch your bonus countdown rule, which is do not leave the game until your bonus counts down. Because you could get a ball back. You can get a ball back in the trough. You can get a Lazarus ball. There's a lot of things that can happen. If you go, oh, and walk away, the ball could be sitting there on a flipper. Literally, what I did is I played and I drained. I was like, ah, and the ball was resting on the tip of the left flipper. And I could have just went, ah. I played Mr. Nice Guy in Pinburg two years ago. I was playing on a group with Austin Powers. The guy shot straight up the middle into the time machine and threw it right back down the flippers. He's like, oh, and walks away. But that's an automatic ball serve. Yeah. And I was like, dude, you're still up. You're still up. And he looks over and sees the ball coming down, runs up, and continues playing just in time. All right, yeah. You're too nice. I'm too nice. No, actually, you're nice enough. You're just nice. You're like, I can tell him right now, or I can give him another second or two to run back. I also stopped last year last year I stopped the guys from playing my ball like you don't want to do that I said it three times and the third time he finally figured it out Nick's been in that Nick's been in that position I've been in a couple of DQ situations but like in Steve's vision of uh top of people were playing the crap out of your ball yeah I actually got people were DQing on top of you on Adam's family uh I think it was because I wasn't standing next to the machine. Because...because... Everybody else was around the game kind of like this, so then the next person would play, and then the next person would play, and they would just kind of line up and see the vision. And I would play and I'd walk way over here. I didn't want to watch, and I was just like this, and I just kind of looked and was like, not my turn yet. Not my turn yet. Because honestly, it is. And then all of a sudden, the next person would walk up and play my ball every time. Yeah. And it was so, it happened so many times. You know, that's a great, I'm going to start using that. I just started doing more of it. I'm like. I'm just going to walk away. Yeah, I think that actually might be a strategy. Because I've played with a couple real bangers that will do that. Like walk away. You don't see them, like the other, I'll be playing a four player game. I'm up. I'm done. The next guy goes. And we're looking around. I see player two, player three, and me. And I don't know where player four is. and we're done. We're just like, okay, what's up? And also he comes out through the crowd and starts playing again. Plays his ball, disappears. Yeah. Because also, like, it's not on your conscience to tell someone you're screwing up. Because you're just, who's ball? It's mine. Oh, you're doing great. Yeah, I'm trying. Or I could just jab a job away. Jab a job. Oh, no. He's being cute. Hey, let's not be too busy again. Yeah, that'd be, that'd be a, oh, man. Dude, we're playing. We're playing for us. We're playing Montezuma Midway. Montezuma Midway. Literally. Literally. Well, um... God, it's gonna be, uh... This weekend's gonna be a trip. Oh, wait. What's this weekend? It's the LNR State Finals. Oh, yeah. I'm not planning that. In Jay Brand's space. Yeah, I gotta go up to his place and work on games. Come on with the doinking. I've had enough of the doink. Come on with the doink. $300. Jay, I don't think there's a fish pail in the finals. Jay has a fish pail. Oh, never mind. He has a fish pail. All right, I'm in the lead. You did it. Somebody's going to fish pail against you, Jamie. And I'm going to break all the buttons off the machine. I know how to do it now. I think a guy with 50 games in his basement might have a couple replacement buttons. It's like, oh, I almost win it, buddy. I haven't told him. There's one danger while I think he's got the same. Here's the deal. You ever listen to the Fireside? They have a great song. I had to fix my shirt. Nailed it. Ooh, you got back up. My foot's more advanced than ever was. Get prissy. Except for the buckle. Except for the buckle. I can't talk right. The buckle's a little waffled in his tooth. Another hoe. Another hoe? What are you talking about? Nailed it. I thought you might have had it, but you didn't. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Pump. Pump. Ooh. Yo, why are you... Oh, you almost shat to bed. Yo, they call me J.D. Button Breakers. All right, so I've achieved the hitting that blue post 90 times. 91, it was a personal achievement for myself. I like that. That makes like that cricket noise every time you hit it. Kiki, kiki, kiki. It's almost the actual noise the tug makes. I would have preferred that to leave. Are you talking about butter? Wait, what's the name? Pepper. Butter up. Butter up. Butter up. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The crickets. The digital crickets. Uh-oh. Oh, let's see if we can do this. Post-op. Here. Oh, I clenched. I clenched so hard on that one. Oh, wait. That's my ball three. You've got to load it up. You've got to load it up. Have you guys heard of the Jeff Bridges leaf tapes? He has a website about it. It's called DreamingWithJeff.com. That was a Super Bowl commercial. It was a Super Bowl commercial. Yeah. He plays crazy sound instruments while you try to sleep. Oh! I was just hoping I had images of me between legs and curls dressed up in pinball outfit. Some things are not... I think it's good. I think one of the legs are loose. I may have to, after this game, I think it feels like there's a fourth leg that, you know, The old fourth leg trick. Hey, you're fine. Your score does not reflect your personality. Clear. Well, I don't know. Maybe it does. Shitty. Get it? It's probably a thing. What? I'm not dope. I know. What are you pointing at? That was dope. Did you see just like how out of town he went with Mr. Iron Man here? Just slapping it all around? I feel like the keys are still moving. Exactly. That's a great... Yo, that's... That's all we need. We don't need a tail pop, Kevin. We just need a key cap. Just keep keys in the door, which is a terrible idea for a song. Call my boat. JD has nightmares of fish scales music. Yes, that is true. Midnight Kill says, weird, Death Flip wasn't coming up on my iPhone while I was in the ice cream parlor. Well, stop being rich. If you have your own ice cream parlor, you should have better internet service. And if you have ice cream, you should be here sharing it with us. Yo, share that shit. Guys, take the sub out and put only one leg in. What? What, are we playing pinball hokey pokey? Pinball hokey pokey. Well, that was nice. Yep. Good. He's a cop state. David. His form machine is a duck. He basically drives Iron Man out of the street. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Whoa. That was rocket fuel. Holy cow. Instead of saying you're killing them. And bogeys are over, but spinners are still keeping me right. And that left orbit just is not where you think it should be on the fourth range. I'm back in it. Drop catch. Beautiful. Woo, traffic. Nice stream parlor as in Baskin-Robbins. You own a basket, Robin. Yeah. I want 31 of your flavors. 31 flavors, girl. Cory. Oh, brutal. There we go. Nice. Nice. Nice. Snugans. Snugans. Stay up there. Stay on target. Stay on target. Nice. Beautiful. Stop doing it! Too late! That would have been it. I don't think that replay knocked though. Okay, how about peanut butter chocolate ice cream? That sounds delicious. Hey, how about some more balls please? Nice. Oh man, you can do it. And I believe you can light the fire. I can't. I can't. I can't. And I believe you can light with us while you're in War Machine. Who's that guy, that dumbass? If you haven't got it, he's going crazy. All right, seeing something? Yes, he needs one more hit to go, I think. That's it, my man. My man! That is everything. So if you look at the board there, folks, he has attacked every ball, or every mode. So he's ready for do or die when he's done with this multiball, and I believe he's here. So he's going to want to hang on to something. This ball is super important to himself. All right. I think he hit that too early. Nope, he's got to hit it one more time. I think he hit it too early. Oh my god. Be up and over. I think I'm close to 9 million on my end. Is Jericho still there? Jericho should still be lit. I was going for do or die. Damn it. I figured just one nice control catch on the right flipper. Dude, 36 is good. I'm up, obviously. I'm up. What? Dude, he was going for a second door die shot, drained. Yeah, he went nice right to the right clipper, but bounced off the clipper into the drain. All the way around the sling. On your second one, GD, that... What's up with you Americans and that peanut butter? What? And you would have got a ball back. It goes with mayonnaise. I... Wait, that's Canadian. What? Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise? Oh, mayonnaise ice cream? No, that's Japanese. Have you ever had... You know what was my favorite? When I lived in Canada for a short time, ketchup-flavored potato chips. Oh, yes. They were good. The chips. I would get that with my Labasse 1.14 liter and my Mars bar, and I'd be all good on the porch. Didn't you guys just put ketchup on your lays? Folks, we're just talking our way out of that stupid tilt I just did, which is the stupidest. All right, here we go, Internet. The walking dead. the trains. Yeah. Totally. That was cute. I had my door dyed in it. Get it back. Are you... Yeah! Hold on. Folks, get ready to squeeze this or I'm going to jump in the air. Ready? Yeah! European ketchup chips. So, what was that? Gavin and Nick? Then Jack. No. No, you are definitely... I am definitely last. I think I got first, but I am definitely last on that one. So, Gavin has six. But I want my Jericho. I have seven. I do want my Jericho, though. That one point. That one point. Yo, get that Jericho. Jericho Vans, man. Jericho Vans. Aw. Choo! Choo! Choo! Choo! Choo! Oh, God. There's those damn crickets again. Oh. You stuck all the air out of the room with that one, man. Who's the third? Jericho. The Jericho. Shaker motor! Nice touch. This is the first time I've noticed it in your game. We had to turn it all the way to the lowest setting. You leave it on normal and every time you hit one of those... I'm going to hit him. Woo! You'll collect all this tomorrow. Gavin actually gets to get a little pointed. That's a ball. How? How? How? How do you land extra ball in this game? I think it's the number of times you complete the lanes. You'll count it. I've got my eyes on it. I think that's the top score of the night right there. Absolutely. Absolutely. What's the... What do you say? Ten more minutes. One more game? Yeah, man. I'd say one more. So, Gavwan goes far west. Oh, yeah, you went far west. You got far west. Gav-blah. I didn't get far west. I'm telling you, I've stopped this one off. So, what's the score right now? So, Gavin has six points. Jack has seven. Nick has five. Ooh. So theoretically we could go out on a tie. Five, six, seven, yes. We could all go on eight. If you hit first and he gets second? Tie. Tie. We'll have a, we'll have a, one more. If we need to, if we need to. Does that do anything? Random shield award is what extra ball is. Ugh, you don't want to play. Oh, damn. What does Count Patwishwan mode do? I'm about to find out, I think. I think Gavin knows. He just set on our b-holes right now. Yeah, I think you're good at flip-a-toes. Flip-a-toes. Oh, that's the first player to ever drain his code. Whoa, what? That was a big stall there. I love the spinner noise. There's so many other noises going on. Come back up. Whoa. Whoa. That's what I did myself. A little duck walk. That's a cute little duck walk, buddy. Thanks, bud. All right. You ready, Internet? You ready? Yeah, we're ready. Get your beers ready. Shake them up. Get ready to celebrate. This is going to be great. Shake them up. What do they do? They spread their beer at the computer if you win? Yeah. Yeah? Because here's the deal. Turn your webcam on when you're doing it, too, so we can see it. That is not where you want to be. Trust. Lack of control. Lack of control. Aw. There we go. It takes a skill shot. What a show. Oh. Don't want that one. The other. That's fine. Find the left range. Whoa. Find the right range. Nice. Find the guitar. Nice. It tilts. Oh, man. Drowns, drown. Woo-hoo. For your connexion. I'm a lady. I'm a lady. 800,000. Don't feel comfortable shooting it. What the? Yeah, that should be your strategy. Whiplash. Double hit. Double warp. Two warp machines. That should be the new battle. How many warp machine hits can you hit in a row? There is also, we have two gangs with a war machine in them sitting next to each other. Oh, God. Oh, no! Well, there's both. There's both. Oh, shit. Oh, damn. Oh, shit. He's like one or two drones away. Bogey missed. Bogey missed? There we go. One bogey. So, you got one! Wow, you actually get a lot of time for bogeys. I added time. Oh, God! One baby. Nice. No, that's not what I wanted. I want to buggy time. I want to play buggy. Poor Monger. $355,000 for dinner. That's pretty shabby. No one understands him. Just the average guy in a giant robot suit. He's standing above. I'm up in there. He shows up just right in there. That's so sad. Oh, damn. Boy, you squooshed that in there. I don't know how you do that from the right flipper with that guy in the right. Very carefully. Very, very, very quiet. How cute. How good. Whoa. Monga! You're on Mong. Need that R. Is there another ball stuck in there somewhere? No. There we go, now he's got three balls. He's got four. And he's got scoring. So, he's sitting complete. Yeah, he's got the four ball but he has two free balls going at the same time. So if Nick wins and Gavin takes second, that means we have a three-way tie, I guess. Yeah. Which means we would have to play. I'm saying I'm going to get like 90 million on the second ball. Center shot is on the money. There. Man, nailed it. Nailed it. It's the ball one. It's the ball one. Yeah, it's the ball one. It's the ball one. Mixed Ending Zone, as you like to refer to it. Yeah. I'd love to see you get the blinky final note, though. Missing everything. Where they all blink and small power. All five are blinking, yeah. Oh, I love that sound. God, I love that sound. Hit it. Hit it or quit it. Oh, no, hit it. No! Oh, fuck. Oh, you tilted. You ruined it some way. Fuck. Fuck. Kids! Save them all! Donate to them! Save those kids. Save the kids, man! Who's player one? That would be me. All right, Gabouin, Milwar. One shot to whiplash, I would have had it all in one ball. That would have been... That would have been the little violin from my orchestra playing for you because... They're tired of playing for me. I'm sweating. Nicely done, bro. Hot man, that's hot playing. I'm sorry. I scored four times in a row, but that was frustrating. You win for it. I was going all out. I'm going to strangle Laura if she keeps opening up the doors in my house. She turned off. My wrist keeps vibrating. She doesn't run. Oh! That was a spab to have you. Come on Sour Patch. Come on, Sour Patch. Sour Patch? What? That's what I heard. Come on, Sour Patch. Sour Patch. If anybody's seen Iron Man, can you let them know who Sour Patch is? Jason Werdrick is in the chat. What's up, buddy? My man. My man. Sorry about the kids. Sorry about the swerving. I know there are definitely second-year-olds that watch this. Sorry. Sorry, kids. Don't be like me. Don't be like Nick. Just, I mean, if you want to be good at pinball, you can be like me. Haha! It's that. I mean... That was funny. I thought it was funny. I'm humble. I'm awesome. We're humble. Whoa! What the hell? Weird, rickety, backhand. Right wing. Brutal! Brutal! 70 year old Brutal out on a twist. Don Ate Two Kids Frickin' Don Always with the kids Always eat with those two kids You can eat one kid Eat a kid man One kid At least you can get ass Nice hit