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Royal Flush (Gottlieb 1976)

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000·video·1h 13m·analyzed·Sep 5, 2019
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TL;DR

MPT3K plays Royal Flush EM with international guests, teaching EM mechanics and pinball technique.

Summary

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000 hosts Audrey and international guests Bart and Lindy from Holland playing Royal Flush, a 1976 Gottlieb electromechanical pinball machine. The episode focuses on teaching newcomers EM gameplay mechanics, with discussion of pinball terminology, technique (nudging, plunging, flipper control), and comparisons to modern solid-state machines. Guests discuss competitive pinball experiences including Pinburgh attendance and upcoming tournaments.

Key Claims

  • Royal Flush is a two-ball or five-ball game depending on settings, with EMs typically configured as three-ball or five-ball machines

    high confidence · Bart and Manu discussing game configuration during gameplay

  • Audrey scored 77,000 points on Royal Flush in an earlier session

    high confidence · Manu states this as a reference score to beat during the main game

  • Bart attended Pinburgh last month and qualified for A Division competition

    high confidence · Bart's direct statement about his Pinburgh experience

  • The venue has additional EM games including Fathom, Alien Star, and Paragon in the back

    high confidence · Manu mentions these games and notes Paragon is challenging and frequently used in tournaments

  • Forward/vertical nudging is more effective than side-to-side nudging on EMs because the tilt bob is less sensitive to forward nudges

    high confidence · Manu explaining pinball technique and tilt mechanics to Audrey

  • EMs have no tilt warnings—one tilt ends the current ball but not the entire game

    high confidence · Manu and Bart discussing tilt mechanics and comparing to modern machines with multi-warning systems

  • Manu's first pinball machine was 'Nip It', an alligator-themed EM at a pizza place from his childhood

    high confidence · Manu's personal history answer near the end of the stream

  • The venue offers a Sam Stern-designed Jurassic Park game that is still receiving code updates

    medium confidence · Manu mentions waiting for code completion on the Jurassic Park machine

Notable Quotes

  • “This is what I have to do. Because sometimes you're playing on... I forgot to get changed.”

    Manu (MPT3K host)@ 1:47 — Sets casual, comedic tone; explains motivation for playing EMs

  • “It's a whole different world.”

    Audrey@ 2:44 — Reflects newcomer perspective on EM gameplay vs. modern machines

  • “As Bowen once said, no shame in flailing. Flailing means you're just flipping just to flip.”

    Manu@ 31:37 — References Bowen Kerins as authority on pinball technique; defines EM terminology

  • “If it's straight down the middle, there's nothing you can do. Outside of dragging the machine across the playfield to make a flipper meet it, but you will probably either get a Jack Danger or a tilt.”

    Manu@ 32:09 — Explains the inevitability of center drains and tilt risk on EMs

  • “The first pinball machine I ever played, believe it or not is called Nip It. It called Nip It and it was like an alligator.”

    Manu @ End of stream — Personal history; demonstrates connection to classic pinball games

  • “I went to Pinburgh, actually, last month. Did you compete? I did. I did. I did too good on Thursday, so I needed to qualify in A Division.”

    Bart (guest from Holland)@ 2:17 — Establishes guest's competitive pinball credentials and tournament experience

  • “I like the EMs because they're simpler and I understand how the scoring works, and with the more crazy ones that are lighting up everywhere, I have no idea what's going on.”

Entities

ManupersonAudreypersonBartpersonLindypersonBowen KerinspersonRoyal FlushgameMystery Pinball Theater 3000venue

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Dutch visitors (Bart and Lindy) traveling to San Francisco to play pinball and visit venues; demonstrates global reach of competitive pinball community and international tournament participation

    high · Bart and Lindy from Holland mentioned as Pinburgh attendees; planning to visit Alcatraz; discussing time zone differences and future tournament attendance

  • ?

    content_signal: MPT3K produces regular streaming content with guest players and venue gameplay; uses real-time chat interaction and addresses viewership questions during gameplay

    high · Multiple stream participants mentioned (Johnny Pinball, Pentamiac, etc.); chat-based Q&A during gameplay; technical streaming issues discussed (frame dropping)

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: EM machines presented as more accessible to newcomers than modern code-heavy games due to simpler rule sets and slower gameplay pace

    high · Audrey prefers EMs for clarity; Manu emphasizes time advantage in EMs; discussion of learning curve differences vs. modern machines

  • ?

    design_philosophy: EMs valued for directness and simplicity; modern machines criticized for overwhelming complexity but praised for depth; hosts balance both in venue curation

    high · Audrey: 'I like the EMs because they're simpler'; Manu maintains both EM and modern games; discussion of how EM rules map directly to playfield

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Pinburgh established as premier international pinball championship; attracts serious competitors; division qualification structure (A/B divisions); mentions of other regional tournaments (Texas Pinball Festival in Banning)

Transcript

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0:00
Thank you very much. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3. Woo! Hello! Welcome to MPT3K. Today is exciting because I have Audrey here again. All right? Just get it out of the way right now. You're not here for me. You're here for Audrey and the pinball machine we're playing today. Maybe you wouldn't be here if I wore a mask. But since we're objectifying women, look at my face. Look how dark I am.
1:12
You can't fix that. I don't want to fix it. It's not perfect. And for a minute, we're going to have some guests from Holland. We have Bart and we have Lindy. And Bart owns a bunch of machines back in Holland. Like a Twilight Zone on a Congo. I got so excited when he said Congo.
1:32
Because I wish we had a Congo here. Anyway, we're playing Royal Flush. Let's take a look. Everything's good. We're playing Royal Flush. You know why? Because I have to practice on an EM. I have to practice. This is what I have to do. Because sometimes you're playing on... I forgot to get changed. Can you give me some more change? Give me this mini. Five quarters.
2:00
So, guys, welcome to San Francisco. Thanks. Thank you so much. I just literally met them, but this is the best part about streaming pinball, is that I get to meet so many cool people.

Audrey@ 24:45 — Reflects accessibility of EM rule sets vs. complexity of modern code

  • “One of my favorites is still Guardians of the Galaxy. I'm also really liking Jurassic Park.”

    Manu@ 25:05 — Indicates curator's preference for modern code-heavy games alongside EMs

    • Pinburgh
    event
    Guardians of the Galaxygame
    Jurassic Parkgame
    Sam Sternperson
    Ice Cold Beergame
    Fathomgame
    Alien Stargame
    Paragongame
    Nip Itgame
    Johnny Pinballperson
    Texas Pinball Festivalevent

    high · Bart qualified for A Division at Pinburgh; Audrey planning to attend next year; Manu attended Texas Pinball Festival twice; regular tournament scheduling discussed

  • ?

    venue_signal: MPT3K maintains mixed library balancing classic EMs and modern code-heavy games; intentional curation for both casual and serious play; venue supports streaming infrastructure

    high · EMs (Royal Flush, Fathom, Alien Star, Paragon) alongside modern games (Guardians, Jurassic Park); described as 'nerd games'; streaming equipment and optimization

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Detailed on-stream teaching of EM technique including nudging mechanics, tilt sensitivity, plunging strategy, and flipper control; references Bowen Kerins as authority figure

    high · Extended explanation of forward vs. side-to-side nudging; tilt bob mechanics; definitions of 'flailing' attributed to Bowen; demonstrations on machines

  • ?

    code_update: Sam Stern-designed Jurassic Park machine at venue still in active code development; Elite version in production; community awaiting completion of rule set

    high · Manu: 'I can't wait for them to finish the code on it'; 'We're getting an Elite version of Jurassic Park'; described as shooting 'Papa Duke well right now'

  • ?

    personnel_signal: Sam Stern positioned as notable modern pinball designer; Data East-inspired design compared favorably to other contemporary machines

    medium · Manu discusses Sam Stern Jurassic Park favorably; comparison to other Data East designs; positioned as up-and-coming designer alongside established names

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Manu serves mentoring role for Audrey's pinball learning; international visitors bring different play styles and experience levels; collaborative learning environment

    high · Audrey learning from Manu and guests; Bart teaching mechanics during gameplay; discussion of practice and skill development; Manu referencing instruction videos

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Positive sentiment toward EM machines expressed by newer players; EMs positioned as ideal for teaching/learning; appreciation for mechanical elegance and rule simplicity

    medium · Audrey's preference for EMs; discussion of EMs' directness; Manu maintaining significant EM collection; streaming dedicated EM sessions

    • 2:11
    So you're a player, though. I am, yeah. I went to Pinburg, actually, last month. Did you compete? I did. I did too good on Thursday, so I needed to qualify in A Division. Oh. And, well, I was close, but... Wow. So, yeah. I'll be back next year, and then hopefully in B, and then hopefully be able to play in the finals. I'm too scared. You make it rain. Well, I don't run EMs, so I'm not used to playing. I play some EMs now and then, but I'm not a good EM player. It's a whole different world. Did I just press one? No, you're fine. No, but I want to put four. There's a ball in the thing right now.
    2:55
    Anyway. All right. It's quiet right now, but where's the thing? Two. I think you already got it. You got four, right? It says four. Yeah, yeah. Once you're dropping the first coins, it actually starts the game for the first player. But you have four players. Oh, okay. Why are there just so many quarters? Because we're going to... Yeah, it's not giving me credits. Right.
    3:16
    So I think you already have four players, and once you put in more credits at a new game, you get the players automatically started. Oh, okay. I think he's right. All right. Why don't you... All right, Bart. Step up. Yeah? Yeah, ours first. Ours going first. Right, a lot of pressure here. No pressure at all. Well, like I said, I've never played this game. I played, oh, Joker Poker is the other game that I mentioned. That's the one I played. Joker Poker. Is that an EM? No, it's a solid state. It's also a godly. It has a few different draw banks. So we're going to actually learn this as we play today. We're going to read the stupid card. Nice. Wow, he hits so hard. Yeah, that's what she said.
    4:02
    This is the kind of game that doesn't. All right, Audrey, step up. It's my turn? Yes. Oh, shit. We're going to go boy, girl, boy, girl. I like it. Wait, why aren't you next?
    4:12
    Wow. That's why I bring her. I had to think about that joke for a bit. It's fine. We're full of pizza and boba. Yes, pizza and boba. Ah, Manu! I didn't nudge early enough. All right. I can't go again.
    4:27
    Lindy is going to be anchored. I have 4,100. You have 4,100 because... Yeah, you did a lot better than I did. But I dropped. I didn't even hit the ball. Yeah. So I think for the outlanes, actually, you have some points. I don't understand how pinball works. I want to get in the lanes. Yep, I want to get in the lanes. So I lit my 1,000. And we're done. Wow. Your turn.
    4:48
    500? That's all I got? Yeah. I was going to say that it's Manu's and Bart's job to teach us how to play, and they are the lowest scoring ones right now. This is a two-ball game, ladies and gentlemen.
    5:05
    Two-ball game of Royal Flesh. Did you even hit it with the flipper? No. So somehow not hitting it with a flipper is giving us points.
    5:15
    That's called a house ball. So, whatever you don't, you can get a flipper on it, and it drains. So, I think you've got to have the kings or the jacks for the 1,000. And then kings and jacks for the 2,000 and the queens for the 3,000. So, that's what I'm going for. Okay. See, it's aiming. I don't know how to do that.
    5:39
    So, he's trying to hit the target. Look at how gently he hits the target. He needs one more. Right. Oh, so he's got 3,000. He's got it.
    5:50
    Wow, your aiming is so good. Now, Bart. I think just a lot of practice. Yeah, that makes sense. So, Bart, you had this lid. Right, and now it's going to give me points. The bonus camera. Wait, but how do you get the points on this lid? Oh, that's for bonus. Yeah, it's 3,000. And there's some way to get double bonus. If you get that as well, you get 6,000 for this. But I'm not sure how to do that.
    6:15
    Okay. Yeah, this is why we're here. We're like, great, great. And that's why I went to the room, actually, because I know all the games that are out here, because they're nerd games, but usually I don't know any of these. I know Wizard. I know Prospector, because I lost on it during a picture. Oh, it was brutal. Oh, man. That's a... I'm not going to say it's no-dirty. I just got 3,000, Liz. Wow. Nice, nice. Very good. See, I never really shot through the drop targets there, but now I see. I hit her in the middle. Wow.
    6:55
    She's going. Oh, shit. She had practice games. I did. She did. All right. She's got the queens. Well, this is much easier for me than the other ones. Oh!
    7:11
    Oh, my God. Wow. All right. I thought you were winning 25,000. Oh, it's my turn. Oh, yeah. OK. I got 500. Oh, my stream. I have 500. OK, ready? Boom. Eee. That affects the ball. Is it better to have the ball go strongly or more distantly? Well, what I usually do is the first plunge, I do a full plunge just to see where the ball goes. And if it goes in the direction I want it to go, I can keep it full plunging. I can see if it was too strong or what I need to do to adjust the second ball. Do you aim for the ball to land on the plane? I am. I'm trying to plunge to the lane so I light something. Right. I do that as well. So you want to get it far enough to get in the lane but not enough to get too far. If you do a full plunge, it's going to come away from the lane. When I do a full plunge, it bounces back a little. right so I do like half a plunge so that's gonna give me some points so oh that happens to me like one entire it's very very bad drop it yeah it's very difficult to drop catch on a kind of EM oops see that's what happens to me Alright Audrey, now that's a good one to get lit. So you've got 3,000 in the lanes and nice. Come on man, it'll get something here. 6,000 right? Alright, we're all chasing Audrey right now. See how that dance worked? Why do you do that to the flippers? Is that just to get active? I'm really not doing anything. I'm just...
    9:02
    Is it like nervous energy? Yeah, a little bit. It's not great to do it. Because the quiver might not be down when you want it down.
    9:12
    What do you do there when it falls down in the middle? You walk away crying. But I can't stop it. Better players than me might have been able to do that.
    9:23
    How do you think? Do you nudge? Actually, yeah, we would nudge the machine. Do the chill one? Okay. It does machine, but not enough to tilt. Because there's no warnings on these. Right. It's tilting. Right. Oh, tilt is bad. Tilt is bad. Right? Tilt is bad.
    9:39
    You almost had me. Oh, we have a five ball game? Five ball. I swear to God, I played a four ball game. Maybe.
    9:46
    I don't know. All right. Bart's doing it. And why do you say five ball? Because this is our third ball. Well, these EMs are only, you can only set them as a three ball or a five ball. So if you have more than three balls. But this isn't more than three balls. This is a third ball. I thought it was a fourth ball. Yeah, it's a fourth ball. It's a fourth ball. Oh.
    10:06
    So some of those, the ones out there will have three balls per credit. Okay. These will usually be five balls. Got it. Back in the day, they were more forgiving.
    10:18
    Oh, come on. Oh, this is so bad. Come on. All right. Queens. Yep. Wow. He's going to get his bonus maximized. I don't want to know. I'm still trying to figure out how he aims. So it's all about where you hit it off the court. Oh, not like at the very tip, but like in the middle. Yeah. And generally speaking, what he'll do is he'll cradle the ball so the ball rests. And then he'll take a shot. If you hit it with more force, does it shoot the ball more? Not really, but what I do when I hit it pretty forcefully, it'll make the flipper go like a few, what's it called, an eighth of an inch to the other direction, which gives it a little more momentum to shoot the ball. Okay. Oops. What looks good on camera? Me? Yeah. Because when I say millimeters, you won't get it, right? It's true. No. No, we don't know what that is. We were supposed to switch to the metric system back in the 1970s. Really? It just never happened. I hate the imperial system. Well, I'm used to it because I repair my pinball machine. So I have all my tools in, you know.
    11:39
    When it goes right down the middle. I think you failed it. I can't do anything about it. Is this my last chance? No, it's not my last chance. I have no idea. We don't know. Here's a ball for you. One more ball after this. Oh, okay. And now it's time. Wow, wow, wow, you fucked it up for all of us. Come on back, come on back, come on back. All right.
    11:59
    Too much, too much, too much. All right, let's see if I can... If we can catch Audrey, that'd be great. I always get green. With envy for how good I am at this game. You shut up. Oh, no!
    12:13
    Okay, all right. I'm going to show you why I am MPT3K. Okay, oh. That's a thousand I mean technically anything I do It taught me Give me a jacks Oh no I love EMs It's a whole different skill set Yeah it is Yeah, it's so different. You know, the game is a lot more slow, and if you don't get used to it, or you play, like you play, you know, a modern game, it's not going to work. It's not going to work at all. Yeah, I like these ones because they're very simple. Well, they are, so it's easier to learn the rules, and you have a lot more time. And it's really more direct. Right. It's like, oh, this is going to happen when I get there. Nice, you got an escape. Oh, yes.
    13:10
    Pinging everywhere. Right. And I'm like, what happened? How do you like the escape gate? Let me see. Sorry? I don't know. Okay.
    13:20
    See, I don't want to do that either. Oh, this is really close now, so. Yeah. Okay, so, last ball. So, we have a one-ball game, the three of us, and you're way ahead, so. You have double bonus already lit. Oh, everyone gets double bonus. Oh, right. Okay, so on the final ball, you get double bonus. Why?
    13:41
    That's how this is going? So, do you only get double bonus when it goes down the middle or when it goes down the sides, too? Whenever it drains. So it doesn't matter how it drains, you will get double bonus, but only if you get a bonus at all. I think ball five you should really go for the drop target. When you get a bonus at all. What's a drop target? The thing with... It's these targets that go like this when they're hit. Right. They drop. Which are the jokers. Yep, jokers, kings, queens. Ah! So Audrey is just running away with this $41,000. I tried a lighter punch. Sorry? You probably don't have some. No. It's a force pass. There you go. Well, thank you so much for playing along. This is great being here. Yeah. Thank you so much. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. We'll do this again. We'll finish the game and then we'll do that again. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Audrey will have her... Exploring.
    14:43
    Nice. I turned her into a monster at EM. Because there's so much simpler. Yeah, that was great. Yay!
    14:57
    Man. Oh, shucks! Hey, hey, language. Sorry, there's no kids. There's no kids, they're just people from Holland. It's fine. Yeah.
    15:08
    This happened last time. There were kids like this. I was like, ah! This is me, right? All right. 65, so that's all I got to do. Is it still adding up your bonus? Holy crap. All right. I didn't think so. Oh, that's what the sound is. It gives it to you later, right? Oh, that's great.
    15:27
    There's a, in the back, I don't know if you've seen it. No. You guys probably, I'm talking to Bart and Lindy. In the back there is another couple of games. There's a Fathom. Really? There's an Alien Star. I love that. I played it at Pimber. I love that game. Alien Star? It's a simple game. Yeah. Oh, it's challenging. Yeah. And there's a Paragon back there also. I have a Paragon. I know. Sweet. It's so huge. Yeah, and it's a really difficult game, but that's why I like it. It's so hard to master. It's really hard to master. It's always in tournaments right here. It's always in. So there's my queen.
    16:07
    Woo! I actually collect thousands. Collect my thousands. Oh, no. Collect my kings. You work well under pressure, though. Yeah. Queens, two at a time. Get that double bonus. Get that double bonus, baby.
    16:25
    There you go. Give me my jack. Oh, I was robbed. No, you didn't even hit it. I hit close. Yeah, but close isn't hitting it. You are such a shit talker. I mean, no swearing on the stream.
    16:43
    What did I do? What's my bonus? I think you got a lot. So 14 more. I think you just got it, but I'm not sure. Oh!
    16:56
    All right, Lindy. No. You can do it. So, Bart, I followed your rule, right? That double bonus was lit, so I'm going to maximize it. Right.
    17:19
    If I cleared all of them. You would have gotten it. You missed the 5,000. Yeah. And only that would have given you the room. Yeah. You were really close. Okay, well thank you, that's good. Now we're gonna have a lot. Oh, that one's already beat me. Yeah. Oh, I told you she's better than me at this. Got it. She's gonna... But your last is gone. Yep. You want those targets, definitely. Oh! All right, that's a... Boom, boom, boom, maybe? 35? Oh, that's it. That's it, yeah. It's counting down for the on-counter. All right. Alright. Oh. It was a lot of fun playing with you guys. Yeah, congratulations! Yeah, me too. Me too. And I'll follow the stream. But the difficulty is I can only watch it
    18:11
    in our time zone, so. Right. Unfortunately we nine hours ahead so It only 11 p where you are Well at this time time it now I wake up really early I can See you Dave We will do that. Thank you so much! Thank you! Nice to meet you! Have fun at Alcatraz! Are you going to be at FINDISK, at FINDBURG next year? I will...yeah, I'm going to... Are you going to INDISK?
    18:37
    No... It's going to be in January in Banning, in California. Oh, in Banning, yeah. Okay, maybe I'll try, yeah. Yeah, it's a great tournament. I've been there two times in a row now. It's amazing. Awesome
    18:52
    We're playing world-flesh guys This is Lindy and Bart. They're visiting from Holland. They're here for your watch and we just got a little bit have fun at Alcatraz
    19:06
    They're going to Alcatraz they know you got a book Alcatraz like like weeks in advance elementary school. Oh, yeah?
    19:19
    Oh, I see how it works. How? Wait. Yeah, it stole some of my quarters. It totally did. You put in special quarters. I did it wrong. It's my fault. Well, I don't know why you put in that many quarters. Because I thought it was a regular machine. No, it said two. It said four. Yeah, and I put in more and we were done. Alright, we're playing. I'm going first. Okay. Yeah, so we're here, mbt3k, we're playing Royal Flush, Audrey's with me, and we're gonna try to put up some serious scores. We're gonna roll this. Our goal is to roll it. Oh, that's right. Well then shouldn't we play it as a one player but together?
    19:57
    We're not combining our crap. Oh, the save! Clip that! Alright. Oh, the loss! Oh, the save! Clip that! It's really interesting to see another hobby. Because I imagine how many hoppers get together, you know? Exactly. And I was like, oh, whoa. You want to be at this event? Like, see you there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so cool. I unfortunately can't go to a lot of events. But Pimberg is the one that I'm definitely going to try and get to next year. Because that's like the world. Yeah. That's like the championship. Like the big. I mean, I'm like amazed you traveled stateside multiple times a year to go to Pimberg. yeah that's amazing oh crap that was a good one see that that looked like it was gonna fall and then it didn't yeah i look like i'm gonna fall what is up uh one day i'll learn how to plunge correctly today is not that day hollow gazer are you talking about timber can you look at maybe the lowest score i've gotten so far which was 540 because i hit nothing i will say this audrey got 77,000, so we've got to beat that score. But that was off-screen.
    21:10
    Pentamiac, what's up? Have you heard of Dory Hill? I'm afraid I haven't. I've heard of Silent Hill. What's Dory Hill? I've heard of Dory Sigev. And Dory Sigev was a friend of ours. Oh, crap.
    21:27
    And... Oh, shoot. I'm getting no value from these flips. Okay, well, I also hit nothing, so I think you're going to win this one. It's a Colorado thing. Camping and pinball. I like one of those things. How do you guess which one it is? Camping, surprisingly. He likes to torture himself. That's why he plays pinball. I don't like camping.
    21:49
    I like camping if it's like in a cabin. He likes glamping. If it's a cabin and it's... There's a shower.
    21:57
    He likes it. He's just basically living in his house. Oh, there are cabins. So, Holla said there are cabins.
    22:05
    What did you do? It hit the flipper. You could have done something. I didn't see it hit the flipper. It hit the flipper.
    22:11
    All right. Pinberg. Yeah, Pinberg. I'm an East Coast guy. Yeah, I'm formerly an East Coast guy. I'm from New York.
    22:21
    But I wasn't into competitive pinball back in the day. Did you play pinball in New York? Not really. Oh, okay. Not really. I... My last game was much better than this. That's better than mine, my first roll.
    22:41
    There are cabins. All right. So. Come on. I don't know if I'm at the place where I'm combining things. This is the worst game. Yeah. We got more games. I don't know. You, like, threw away two dollars. I know. I just did.
    23:00
    Uh-oh. My streaming is going. My stream is going now. Where? It's flashing red. What does that mean? That means that I'm getting bad... There we go.
    23:14
    Pinside.com. You're dropping frames. Yeah. I'll wait. I think it's back. We're back up a little bit. Pinside.com. Alright, I'm going to take a look at that, Pinsamia. Awesome. I think if I have like three to four months lead time, I can plan to go to a pinball thing. But I have two kids. Can you? Can you compare and ask for a time off? Yeah, I have to give my wife a lot of lead time because she is a doctor. So if she doesn't show up for something, people die. I mean, they don't die. They just have a baby by themselves. Well, they could die because she does surgeries. so she does c-sections and stuff too so oh i hit that three oh that one up there yeah look at this hitting it means it goes down right yeah you roll over it okay got it oh you can roll over it from down here or up there both of that counts as rolling over it yep uh this weekend not so feasible but Super cool. Okay. What's your favorite game currently?
    24:28
    Audrey you go first. What? What's your favorite game here so far? Oh, my favorite game here is screwing around with Manu. I try to get him to lose the game. Okay, that's... No, I don't have a favorite game because I don't... I only come here with Manu. And he teaches me how to play pinball. Um, I guess I like the EMs because they're simpler. and I understand how the scoring works, and with the more crazy ones that are lighting up everywhere, I have no idea what's going on, and I'm just trying to get the ball somewhere. But at least with this one, I can attempt to aim some way.
    25:04
    You? One of my favorites is still Guardians of the Galaxy. That's a really, really hard one, right? It's not so hard, actually.
    25:13
    I'm also really liking Jurassic Park. So we did a stream a couple days ago of Jurassic Park, from here.
    25:21
    I wasn't there. I did. Get that J, damn it. There we go. You're crushing me right now. And your game is much better than your last game.
    25:37
    So I would say Jurassic and Guardians and I'll give you one more. I got the cake. I got my full bonus. Wait, but why don't you have the royal clutch? How long is that? Uh, I don't know. Does anybody move one? Do you know how the game works? Does anyone know what's happening here? I'm gonna hit that 3000, because it's lit. Oh, I missed it. Ah. So here's where you start popping off. You can really get really good score. I did, I hit it. Oh, okay. It didn't go, it doesn't go down. That's really good. Look at that. 66. Johnny Mnemonic, what's up?
    26:23
    Stern JP. Oh, I also like the bowling game they have here. That's what I've been looking for. Do you remember the one at the Taika? The bowling game back there. They also have ice cold beer here. They do? Johnny, I'm talking about, it's a game called ice cold beer. Oh, I was like, they just have soda. I'm talking about the Stern JP. I like the Data East also, but the new one, the Stern one, is very cool. It's awesome. Why?
    26:55
    I can't wait for them to finish the code on it, though. Once the code is done, we'll all be happy. But it shoots pretty well right now.
    27:06
    Manu! Ice Cold Beer is fun. Ice cold beer is the game where you have to... There's a YouTube of this little kid acing it. What does acing mean? Just destroying it. I do it really well. I didn't know it was a pinball machine. The ice cold beer is not a pinball machine. It's out there. You have a little ball on a thing that you control, and you have to go around holes and put it in the right hole. That's all it is. That sounds fun. We're going to stream it one day. It sounds like the thing is like a maze, kind of, right? Exactly, but it's like vertical. And a beer bottle. Yeah. We're getting an Ellie of Jurassic Park.
    27:45
    We're getting an Ellie of Black Knight. I know, there's no comparison. It's so much better this game. I know. Did you find the change? No, it hasn't.
    27:55
    It's being nice to me. No, it's not. That was my last ball. I haven't reached it. But you're also 60,000 points ahead of me. This game is tough.
    28:07
    Pintomniac knows how tough this game is. Audrey had 77, so that's what we're going to go for today. We have to hit it before 3 o'clock. Oh, do you have to leave at 3? I do have to leave at 3. Why? So we're going to hit it before 3 o'clock. I have a lot of work to do, actually.
    28:23
    Oh! Shit! Oh! Well, try again. How do you collect extra balls? I don't know. Let's see. Oh! There's a stick. Are there extra balls on this machine? That's your last two numbers. Tilt does not disqualify a player. It doesn't, no.
    28:48
    If you see extra balls on there, there we go. I have it. We can put extra. That's crap. I won't do it again. Yeah, we can put extra.
    28:58
    There is a replay score. I almost hit it. Okay, remember when it said one there? Why did it say that? Oh my god. This is eating all my money. Tell your friends. You have people here that can help you. Yeah, they don't have... They don't have... They don't care? They don't have keys for this. What?
    29:16
    How? Oh, it didn't eat it. God, I keep forgetting. This game... Tilt will end your ball, but not end your game. Yeah, it ends the ball. There are no warnings on this either. So usually, on the newer machines, if you nudge it too much, it'll say danger. You do it again, it'll say two dangers. Do it one more time, then it'll tilt. So I think we just have to, it's 50 cents for one point. You go first. So it's a dollar. It's a dollar for each of us. But you've been throwing away your money into this game. I'm putting so much money into this. He's putting so much money into this game. I think the first one with Bart and Lindy, I think it was like $6 or $7.
    29:52
    Definitely $6. Fuck! Manu! Woo! I attempted. Go get that money. Yeah, I don't know how to collect extra balls. I do know how to collect bonuses, though. So we're going to go for bonuses now. So what I'm trying to do is, as far as I know right now, I'm going to try and shoot the lanes up top. Did you put in $2? $2. Okay, great. We only got one. Stop it.
    30:31
    That's what my son would do. He's like, Dad, you only got one. You need to pocket the other dollar. I wouldn't take your money. No, he wouldn't. I'm just kidding. I'm going to go for the lanes. I'm going to take your sun wood. I wouldn't. Alright, I got those jokers lit.
    30:49
    Let's start with the queens. Oh boy. Oh, that was terrible. Why? Why is that terrible? You hit a card down. Well, I would say it's terrible if it's a flip that I didn't mean to flip.
    31:05
    So if it's ever a moment where there's like, you're flailing and you're like trying to... Oh! What does that mean, 1,000 and special when lit? And special when the book is in special? Special is an extra game. Free game. Is that extra ball then? No. Okay. That's a whole game.
    31:23
    Ugh! I don't even know if it's worth it to try and shoot that 3,000, but I guess so. As Bowen once said, no shame in flailing. Flailing? Especially in an EM. A flailing means you're just flipping just to flip. Right? You're flipping around to keep the ball from draining.
    31:46
    Fuck! What do I do there? So we were talking about the important nudge directions in pinball. It's generally forward. It's not side to side. For a couple of reasons. Number one, you want to keep the ball moving vertically, not horizontally. But when it's falling down the center, how do you stop that from occurring? You don't. If it's straight down the middle, there's nothing you can do. Outside of dragging the machine across to make a flipper meet it, but you will probably either get a danger or a tilt. In this case, you'll get a tilt which ends your ball. Who's Bowen? Bowen Bowen Karens is one of the greatest pinball players on the planet and he also teaches How to play a lot of these games so you'll see him on YouTube teaching Giving tips on how to play
    32:43
    Yeah, well it drains but you get 3,000 on the way out well, that's cool yeah We're gonna talk we're gonna be talking a lot of pinball terms right now too so Audrey can learn some of the pinball turns. So we talked about the important direction of nudging is vertically.
    33:03
    Number one, like I said, to keep the ball going up and down, not horizontally. But number two, the tilt bob is actually less affected by forward and backwards nudging than it is by side to side. So you can get away with a larger forward nudge than you can get away with side to side nudges.
    33:25
    And I actually, I have a tilt bob in my virtual cab at home. I can actually show some of that stuff. I'm trying to get it in that fucking hole.
    33:36
    What? Oh, because I'm cursing? God damn it, sorry. That's what's going to happen with this one here.
    33:47
    All right. What am I at? 19? Playfield silver, right? Yeah. Sorry about this chandelier right here. It's beautiful! Now they can't see us. They can still see us.
    34:06
    We're not repeating it, Johnny. Slapping a guardian is almost required coming off the right leaf. You're speaking another language. What does that mean? What's a guardian? Slapping a guardian is almost required coming off the right leaf. Or like a guardian, like a parent.
    34:28
    A parent or guardian. Right. Yeah, so you have your parent or guardian side this. Give me my jack and my ten. I'll take the ten.
    34:45
    That's what people say at the bar. Give me my jack and a ten. See this movement? This movement is bad on pinball. This stuff? Left to right stuff is bad, yes. Well, that's because it wants to run out of the side lane if it does that a lot.
    35:02
    Up and down movement. I need my jack. I cannot find that jack. I'm not worried about the queen. You don't know jack. I don't know jack. I'm not worried about the queens. I'm worried about the jack. I mean, not many people are worried about queens anymore. We're very progressive now.
    35:18
    Oh! That was very good. You got 10,000 on that. As it comes down from the plunge, most machines will hit the top of the sling. Slap it, and you won't lead it to direct control. What's the top of the sling? Is this the sling? This is the slingshot. It's exactly what I was... I was exactly telling her this before stream.
    35:42
    The tops of the slings is what... As it comes down from the plunge, most machines will hit the top of the sling. Slap it. Slap what? Slap it, and it won't. Okay. uh he's talking about the outer lanes and this is this is um pentomniac this is probably better uh demonstrated on a machine not this um because we're not generally having you know orbits where the ball's going on orbit but if the ball's rolling down here did you slap the side of it of the machine of the machine oh he literally needs to slap the machine
    36:15
    uh i don't know why did you say a guardian anyway it'll knock the ball off the side which will keep it from hitting the slingshot. Your turn. That's kind of what it means. And we can demonstrate that. Yes, you were talking about Guardians specifically. Yeah, specifically. Okay, got it. Someone has asked you, what's the first pinball machine you ever played, Manu? The first pinball machine I ever played, believe it or not is called Nip It It called Nip It N And it got like an alligator How do you even remember that I do remember because I was a really young kid and it was in a pizza place
    36:50
    And I would go and watch the guys play it. It had like a, you can look it up, I think you can look it up on Pinball Database. It's called Nip It. And the reason I remember is because my dad... One day my dad said... I said, can I go to a pizza place? He said, yeah, but you better not play those pinball machines.
    37:12
    Jesus Christ! That was a dead flip. Nice. What's a dead flip? When you don't flip at all and you let the ball bounce. Fuck!
    37:21
    Oh, I'm cursing again. Great. Alright. This one's not going on YouTube. Why? They gave it out? I just would like to keep swearing that, but sometimes kids watch. My bad.
    37:35
    I'm not editing any of these. So my dad said, yeah, you can go to the pizza place, but don't play those pinball machines. And I said, okay.
    37:46
    No, no, I didn't. I said, all right, Dad, I just want to watch them play. So I went to watch them play, and for some reason my dad just didn't believe me. You thought you played anyways? Yeah, so what he did was he went to the pizza place and he asked the guy who owned the place, he said, hey, did my son play that pinball machine? And the guy thought he said, can my son play the pinball machine? And the guy said, yeah, sure. And I remember when we walked out of there, he spanked me in the butt so hard. I did nothing for that. That was a house ball. I was going to go again. When we walked out, he hit me in the butt so hard I cried for like an hour. Half because it hurt and half because I didn't even play. I didn't even deserve it. Why did he just trust you? Why would he do that? I don't know. Parents are weird, man. There it is. Contaminated Founded already on... Oh, your game? And it has like an alligator. Why he hate pinball so much? Why?
    39:03
    Oh, my dad. Hate pinball or hate? Yeah, I guess I like pinball. No, my dad was cool. Pinball's the gateway game. Soon you'll be playing cards. My dad wasn't a bad guy. He was really good.
    39:14
    He just had a really bad day that day, I guess. All right. I got quarters too. I put them in my pocket this time. It looks like. Who won that one? Me? You did. Oh, okay.
    39:24
    But it's still 41. We got to get to. Who won that game? Wait, wait, wait. Who was it that just won that round? I don't know. Yeah, whose quarter is it? Put it right about.
    39:38
    You got to put yours in. Oh. Yep. I'm going to go first this time, so you go last, okay? See? How did losers go first?
    39:48
    So I just learned how to put quarters in this. There's no, you put quarters in, you press start. It says one. You put quarters in again and it automatically goes to two. I didn't realize that. He didn't know that, yet we kept trying to tell him. Madhu is lighting up. It says four quarters. He's like, we need to keep putting quarters in. Normally what happens is you put quarters in, you have to press start for every quarter. That's what normally happens. All right? I'm the expert here.
    40:17
    I'm the rapper. You're the DJ. All right, here we go. Here we go. I'm the rapper. You're the DJ. Oh my god, really? You don't get that? No. People in the chat, you got that, right? I'm the rapper, he's the DJ. Isn't the DJ better than the rapper? Ooh.
    40:35
    Ooh. I don't know. I mean, technically you're a whole crew, right? Is the DJ better than the rapper? You have the wordsmith, you have the DJ.
    40:45
    Hmm. You got 10. Look, you're 10 out of 10. I got 10-10. 10. We're rolling this thing today, though. That's the plan? That's the plan. Before 3 o'clock. We're rolling. All right. Well, I have nothing to do, I guess. So, whatever.
    41:02
    Oh, I got to tell my buddies that we're streaming World Flush. I do have to let them know. Who? Your buddies. Johnny. Ooh.
    41:15
    You have to tell them what they're saying. If they're talking smack about me, then I can respond adequately.
    41:21
    Oh, shit. Why he hate pinball so much? I love the little faces Oh, saves! How do you like that little gate? I like the gate I'm into the gate Where is that gate? Gates are good Oh, open gate In that lane right there Got it So if you roll it down this lane You open your gate Nice! Fuck yeah! Oh, shit Oh, god damn it No This is not going on YouTube Oh, my gosh Oh, she's cracking She's popping off like Overwatch See I don't play Overwatch Boom You got it Alright So you You want to maximize Your bonus I hear you Listen Okay I know Jesus Christ Look at me aiming for that queen I tried for the king So you know Wow Did you really get Three thousand pounds I don't fucking know Oh shit Oh boy Ah Nice Alright Manu MPT3K if that's your real Twitch name step it up Ball 2 1000 points When they cheer they give me money I used to get cheers and now I get jeers Will you guys cheer for Manu No no no don't worry about it I'm not here for that Oh I know No, that's like six games we could have played. I dumped $3 in the machine thinking that it would. I don't know why you kept doing it. I should have stopped. Because it's how pinball works nowadays. Were you trying to impress the people? I was trying to impress the people from Hollywood. I'm not kidding. These quarters.
    43:07
    Each game is $2. I'm American. Look what I can do. I'm so American. Money, money, money. A great, great, great.
    43:19
    Come on, Audrey. Let's do it. Come on. Oh, she's a pro at this. She's rat-shout already. She's a pro at this. Ooh! Look at that! Woo! Oh, shit. Oh, God. Oh, boy.
    43:33
    That's the next thing for Audrey to learn, is to play pinball without cursing. The best is when Manu's kid's like, Audrey, should you be using that word? And I'm like, no, my God. So can you please read Johnny's suggestions for words? Gosh, heckin' frick, doggone it. Yes. Well, I don't live in the 50s, Johnny, okay? I live in 2019. I don't live in the 50s.
    44:01
    One of the guys here that I stream with all the time, who they call Das, he's learned... Who else are you streaming with? I'm streaming with other people. Oh, my God. It's not you, it's me. Are you using protection, at least? I am using protection when I stream with other people. Oh, so he says Shabadoo. Oh, that seems fun. Shabadoo. See, I don't know, man. Like, there has to be a game where we're both just equal. One of us is, like, losing terribly. And the other one's doing great. I know, I'm doing great. Gee willikers, I'll take that. Abrino, what's up? What, why golly? How about Fudu? Fudu!
    44:38
    How about cheese and crackers? I like cheese and crackers. Oh, I should just say foods. Food. Shiitake mushroom. Peanut butter and jelly. Great. Shut the front door. Let's go.
    44:54
    I got too excited. I was like, who's on this back? So, I like shut the front door. So, in the chat, can you name what just happened so Audrey knows what the name of that was? This is an educational question. I'm not going to tell her. What are you going to tell me? No, I'm not going to tell her. But in the chat, type what we usually call that when the ball goes out and comes back.
    45:15
    I told you that happened earlier. You're going to love the name of this. I'm too excited. Oh. A man who whooped us is called a... Lazarus. Okay, there's two. There's Lazarus and Lazarus, which may be the same. Do they call it Lazus?
    45:30
    Lazus. Lazarus. Who spelled it right? Lazarus. I don't know, man. Oh. Damn it. I didn't correct my spelling. I know.
    45:41
    If I heckled them enough, they're like, it was me. Please stop. Ball four. I'm getting destroyed. and she's getting Lazarus.
    45:49
    Okay, how does Lazarus happen? It usually, there's a lot of metal down here. If the ball comes in fast enough and hits it and you happen to have the flipper up, it could bounce right back up. Okay, and then I need to be cognizant enough and not just be excited. Right, right, right. I don't know if it happened. I looked at you and I was like, the ball's back!
    46:07
    Don't spaz the frick out. Hashtag geometry. Hashtag physics. Oh, oh, oh, ha, the making jokes got it. Okay, I get it. Geometry, physics, yes, yes. All right, get your drop targets. Which one are the drop targets again? All the targets with A, K, K. Those are, okay, what are the ones that,
    46:31
    what are these ones, those ones? The ball is moving fast enough to spring back. You can force it, nice nudge. You can force it, oh, you're talking about a death save. She's not gonna do a death save. Was it death save? Let's not talk about that right now. Was it death save? Illegal in tournaments. Ah!
    46:53
    I didn't freak out this time, you guys. Oh, man. This is great. We need a... Oh, that was an old woman move. I know. It was like you're trying to shoot a basketball with two hands like this. Yeah.
    47:08
    So, uh... Everyone's saying, teach her to death save. On the dark art. What's the dark art? A death save is the dark art. Is that an actual thing or it's trying to be a Harry Potter reference? No, he's just making a Harry Potter reference. Oh, okay. That's what I'm trying to understand. So a death save is when you actually try to, if the ball rolls down the right here, as it rolls, it'll hit the thing and it'll drop in. If you lift a flipper and then wham the machine this way, that's called a death save. That's called a death save. How do you do that fast enough? You can. And sometimes you can just get like one danger, two dangers, not even a tilt. I want to see a YouTube video where someone just strings together all the death saves that people have. All the death saves that people have. Yeah. Oh.
    47:57
    So that. People can be called death saviors. Death saviors. That's illegal in tournaments. So if a tournament director catches you or anybody. Why is it illegal? I thought you had 110,000 and I was like, Mom, you're doing great. And then I forgot and it rolls over and I directly have 11. Oh, I'm done. And then I'm winning and kicking your ass. Yeah, you're 54.
    48:21
    Is ass a bad word? That's cool. Okay. Pinsomniac says most of the new Stern tables you can death save. What's a Stern table? Stern is a manufacturer. So there's a lot of the tables that are out there. You're not going to death save on EMs too much.
    48:36
    Because once you tilt, your ball is done. I'm so glad you guys found Nippit. Because I remember that. Well, she spanked me anyway.
    48:54
    63. Not yet, I didn't. Wow, that'll be a different stream. I just need a hand. Did you even get my joke? I did. Okay. Oh, Averino Webdev says, I agree, it shouldn't be illegal. If you can play skillfully enough without tilting, you deserve to keep playing.
    49:13
    Yeah, I feel like it's a cool, I don't know. You have quarters? Oh, yeah. Averino, I think it's illegal because it's very traumatic for the machine, actually.
    49:25
    And it's just frowned upon. I know in practice, if you could get away with it, that's cool, I put in a dollar, why didn't it register two players?
    49:37
    It didn't? It's getting a lot out of us It stole a quarter from us I put in a dollar So, should it be illegal? Yeah, I don't know Then tighten the tilt Alright Hey, I'm not with you or against you on this I'm just kind of neutral I don't know how to death save, so I can't really chat about it. Oh, it's a robot. If you're not tilting, you're not hurting the machine. Right?
    50:10
    If you're not tilting, you're not hurting the machine. That's a whole other conversation. I think it's just because the,
    50:20
    I don't know. I really don't know. That's a really good question if you think about it. Who coined the term death save? Like, did someone do it on purpose or it was an accidental thing and it's really nice for me to try and recreate that? Keith Elwin coined all the terms of everything. Nah, that's a lie. Don't get on me and chat about that. I'm just kidding. Get on me and chat because it's funny. Yeah. Why did you go first this time? Again. Oh, I'm sorry. I just wanted to give you a hard time. I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
    50:50
    Come on. But the best players, the best players would be able to play for a really long time. That's true, too. If you could get away with dev saves all day, you could play for quite a while.
    51:06
    Well, we know who's going to win this one. You, because the thing happened. It's a four-ball game now.
    51:12
    Yeah, no, not Keith. Roger Sharp. Oh, did Roger Sharp actually coin those? That's pretty cool. Also, you're playing a one-player game. There's also... No, we're not. No, we're playing a two-player game. There's also Bang Bang.
    51:27
    You guys can't see the... You guys can't see the player number. Yeah, they can see the numbers up there that are scrolling. Yeah. No, that's all right. It's not all right because they're saying we're wrong and we're not wrong.
    51:42
    They're watching your stream. She's going to make me lose my Twitch affiliate status, guys. So thank you for joining us. It's been fun.
    51:53
    What you guys got? Andrew Rebdev, a.k.a. Break Your Wrist. What is that? Andrew Webdev, just kidding. I was wrong. You were right. I'll slump back into the darkness.
    52:16
    My gate's opened! And I don't mean that in a sexual way. Pay attention. Well, you wouldn't call it your gate anyway. Maybe I would, Manu. You don't know. We don't have that kind of relationship. We don't know her.
    52:29
    Are you the gate and your boyfriend is the castle? Are the guards storming the castle? Have fun storming the castle.
    52:42
    What a funny thing. No, I don't need to be stormed. Who's that? I can't read the name. Oh, that's Hollow again. Hollow Gazer. Hey, I hit the J, you stupid machine. uh so hollow was like what's the next stern game and I was about to say and then abrina went I hit them all down oh and abrina went I don't care as long as they give me a ghost buster did you see I hit all the cards down and then I lost the ball your bonus is insane your bonus was insane uh I think the next stern game is gonna be um elvira I think that's next that's october elvira That's what he said. Oh, that's what they said? What is Stern's next theme besides Elvira? Oh, besides Elvira? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't read all the words.
    53:33
    It's hard to read all the words on the stream. Stream! I'm entertained that Johnny Demonic keeps quoting me.
    53:43
    The streamer is always right. That's because you're very quotable, I guess. Eh, I believe it. I'm hoping they do the same with Ghostbusters. So very much.
    54:02
    Yeah. I mean, how robbed... Wow, nice. How robbed do all the Ghostbusters owners feel when Game of Thrones gets a freaking update and Ghostbusters is still sitting over there in the dark just waiting? I mean, they try to do the revamp with all the ladies.
    54:21
    Oh, we're not even talking about the movie. I know. Do you have a dream theme? Yes, I do. Your PF cam is down. Thank you. Can we fix that? Everybody take a look at this.
    54:37
    And it's fixed in 3, 2, 1. Boom. Wait. Tell us. Can you see his hand shaking around like crazy? This is why I need to buy a new computer. Zombie Yeti Oh that a person I thought it was a game Yeah Oh I thought it was a game Zombie Yeti is a designer actually Zombie Yeti posted on the Instagram
    55:05
    Was beta testing new GB code. You know, looking at that one, it could not be good for your eyeballs. Yeah, I know, but it's okay. I'm looking right into the light. What was I just saying? I don't remember.
    55:18
    Ghostbusters. El Vira. I forgot. It's going to be very entertaining, too. You guys are being amazed. Oh crap. Why not? Oh, could you want the gate? Yeah. Oh
    55:33
    Any any randomly not wanted flip I get angry at Sarah This is Walter he refuses to be on stream I'm forcing to be on stream and now we're done. Bye. Bye. I'm Walt liquor, you know and May I introduce myself? Okay, I still have work and there's still a lot for me to do today. So give me a second I'll come back here. I'll harass you guys. Thanks for the warning reach you guys Salt you guys. So give me a second
    56:16
    You know, I now see where the camera was I had no idea where it was. Oh, it's all like looking here I was looking there That's all we need from Walter right now. Where are we at? I'm at 11. You're at 44.
    56:27
    Aye, aye, aye. Manu, why are you leaving me? Don't leave me alone with your Twitch streamers! Oh, God.
    56:39
    Shit! Ah! Manu, you missed an excellent nudge I had. We will never know. And we'll never see it again. Because it's not going on YouTube. Alright, I have to do some serious work. So at ball five on Royal Flush, you want to maximize your bonus. Because you automatically get... I'm very excited to see Walter. You automatically get a double bonus on this. So I'm going to work on the drop targets.
    57:10
    Those are... Oh no, the drop targets are the cards. Right, right, right. Yes. What's the name for the jokers? What are those called? Those are lanes. Those are called... Yeah. But you want to roll over them or something? Yeah, you want to roll over the lanes. There they go. So these are called lanes. That's a pop bumper. These are slingshots. That's a saucer. Oh. This is a stand-up. Because it's a target that doesn't drop. And these are drop targets because when you hit them, they go down. These are also stand-ups, right? Those are stand-ups, yep. Very good. Hi. I've yet to meet one.
    57:51
    Uh, yeah, I'm done. You're gonna just take it away now. Well, hey, welcome to MTBPKJA with Audrey. Did it freeze again? I have no idea. Crap, it froze again. Ah! It froze again. I hit nothing.
    58:09
    And most importantly, the flat blockers. Ha ha ha ha! Oh, it froze again, guys. Alright, I'm going to try and get into... I'm going to pee and wash my hands. Oh. That was an overshare. Oh, we're still on the stream, right. Okay, bye.
    58:27
    Alright, we got time for one more. And more importantly, the flap floppers. Dude, should I totally just make names up?
    58:38
    Wouldn't it be great? I should just make names up. When she comes back, I should be like, this is the cupcake.
    58:50
    This is the cupcake. These are what? These are the ding-ding. These are the ding-dings. No, really, they're called ding-dings. I've got to keep a straight face though.
    59:03
    Guys, you've got to help me. Let's make up some names. Seriously, let's make up names. These are called the...
    59:14
    These are called the Bingbongs. If they sound like children's toys, she's not going to believe me. That's a spinny boy. That's what I want. I want grown-ass men to sound like idiots when they use Dragon Ball. Well, wouldn't it be great if all of our things were named?
    59:43
    What we're trying to name? What else? This is the starting gate? Something's got to be named horses. Pull the planker.
    59:58
    This is the best to remember. Pull the planker. Okay. All right. So here's the deal. This is called... Well, she knows this is the plunger. Damn it. It sounds dirty. You pull your planker. First thing you want to do is pull your planker. I like this as the cupcake.
    60:18
    Hi, Audrey. Hi, Matt. What's up? Oh, I didn't mean to go first. Nothing. You talking shit about me? No. You tell me, streamers. What do you call them? Twitchers? You call me Twitchers.
    60:31
    Yeah, Twitchers. Yeah. They're just sitting over there going like this. All of them. Was he talking crap about me? No, I got some... What was he saying? Was he saying I was nice? He does that a lot. I forgot that you could just literally look at the chat. No, we were naming all the things. Remember, I was naming the things.
    60:49
    This is actually called the starting gate. I kind of... You know what I call the starting gate. No, please don't.
    60:58
    It's not going to work with Audrey. She's dirtier than all of you on the chat. I haven't bathed in weeks. She's literally dirty. Woo! All right, we got time for one more. What? What time is it? It's like 3 o'clock. I have to go to work. No, you don't. This doesn't work. Andrew, what are we calling the internet? Okay, this is, yeah, it's like the IT crowd. This is the internet.
    61:22
    Welcome to the internet. So you went to Burning Man? No, who said that? Maybe it was a reference about being dirty. Wow, I was like, what comment was that? I already forgot. We were going to make names up. Am I going? We were going to make names up. How often do they life all like these? I'm like terrified of getting sick. Oh, you can wash your hands after. That's why I just did wash my hands. I was like, it's been enough. This has been enough games. Yeah. We were making names up. I was going to call that the cupcake. Oh, that's cute. I like that. And we had some things called the ding dong. And I call this the anus.
    61:55
    See? You can't joke with this one. You can. She watches people's kids, guys. Oh, yeah. I work in child care. It's fine. They're very progressive kids. Oh!
    62:09
    That's right. She's going to roll it. Do the things. I tried. That escalated quickly. Andrew's like, that escalated. That's what happens. I'm like to my partner, do the thing, do the thing, and then, you know, just over. That's it. And then you're standing around wondering what just happened. Yeah.
    62:30
    Oh, wow. See, we've got to keep it clean because this is Twitch. Oh, I don't know what happens on Twitch Yeah, nobody knows what happens on Twitch There are channels for that, they're called ASMR channels ASMR? Yeah, you can go to those and Just listen to sounds, right? No, you can watch this one girl who dances around in a bathing suit You guys know who I'm talking about? That's not an ASMR video No, she does ASMR Okay, but ASMR is like watching someone peel glue I know, but she does But she dances around too Is it like a saran wrap swimsuit or like a bubble wrap swimsuit? No, it's not a swimsuit You guys know what I'm talking about, right? You guys have seen that girl. She gets like 2,000 viewers. It doesn't sound like ASMR is all I'm saying. No. If you're going to call it ASMR, make sure it's actually ASMR. She's not pushing the ASMR part of it, really. She's pushing the boo part of it. But she'll also do ASMR. She's making it interesting. But with the sound. That's what ASMR is about, not the visuals. What does ASMR even stand for? Does anybody know? uh what just happened awkward sounds make romance ah funny awkward sounds make romance obviously you need to put a swimsuit on he does have one on you just can't see it that's actually it's the truth and a green screen it's not like not googling that at work right there at work You have your phone. Look it up. NSFW. No, my phone's right there. Oh. I forgot that he's streaming, Twitchers. Yeah.
    64:05
    What up, Twitchers? I quite like that term for them. Okay. That'll be your term for them. I usually call... I say my friends. Oh, well, that's not true. And Jack Andrews says the internet. Hey, internet. He just has a internet. Yeah, I'm into calling them Twitchers. I say my friends. I just like imagining that they're watching while watching this. The Play-Fuel keeps being frozen. Rachel's frozen again And I'm kind of Why does it keep doing that? Because my computer is garbage My computer is terrible While they're missing me Hit down all the drop targets Keep playing Audrey You're good The drop zones Can they hear me at least? My melodic voice Talking to them They can still see you too So Hey if anybody wants to buy A Dell XPS 13 I have one for sale right now But you don't want to Pinstream with it That's for sure I'm looking into a machine with three USB hubs and a graphics card. I realize I'm screaming and I don't actually have to because we have microphones to pick up my voice. You're screaming into a microphone!
    65:06
    Open the gate! Oh, but it has to go out the gate in order to use it. Well, this is the first game where we're both kind of equal. Yeah, yeah. We're not equal because I'm a black man and you're a woman. So we actually are equal. Yeah, we're kind of equal. We are equal. Yeah. Hey, Walter. No, but I'm saying, like, you've had the play and, you know. Yeah.
    65:27
    Walter's creeping over your shoulder. We can have Walter play a three-person game with us. No, we don't really like to order games like this, though. Well, they don't like you either, Walter, okay? They're too slow. You know, I'm fast-paced. I'm like this. I'm not. The faster games, I'm just like, what's happening? Like, there's too many lights. I'm like come on ball go closer to the slipper Dream theme frozen Oh is that like a theme they want a video game Oh dream theme Oh wait do they have a walking dead one Yes they do have a walking dead one That would be my dream theme So whoever asks about what my dream theme is You're not going to believe it but it's actually The Price is Right I want them to make a Price is Right pinball machine They haven't made one Nope they made Wheel of Fortune They made like a generic game show. You know why they didn't make it? Why? Well, the price wasn't right. The price wasn't right. All right. Do-do-do-do. And.
    66:29
    I laugh at my jokes. I think that's what's important. Yep. Blinko would be classic. Yep. You feel me, Ant. You feel me, Reno. What's up? You feel me? Do you actually know these people? Yeah. I don't know how the internet works. They hit up my stream a lot. All right. This is it. The last two balls. No. Oh, because you have to pack up. Yeah. You like World Flush? I do. Yeah. I actually like it too. Well, it took me many games. Yeah. Now because I'm like, oh, I'm just trying to hit those things. It makes sense. I see why people like other things. Learning. Education. Learning. Friendship. I just got here though. Oh, what's up? Tater Salad. Who's Tater Salad? What up? Do you know him? Oh, I got to say thank you. I got to get my thank you. Sorry. Thank you for the follow. Hello, Gazer. Thank you for the follow. What's that? They a man? They man? I think it's the, the, I, the I am on. The I.
    67:25
    The I am on? No, no, it's a the. The. It's just the sound, T-H, like you say that. You know what it is? The I am on. It's the I am on. Sorry. Oops, sorry. Okay, give me some space. I got to play. Yeah, I got it. Okay. Oh, she's the worst. She's the worst. The best is when you have, like, somebody, like, stand right next to you, like, that you don't know. Like, stand, like, super close. Yeah. I'm trying to play. Because he looks like to be a woman. Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
    67:56
    All right. Here we go. Slingshots. I hate slingshots. It's because he got hit in the eye once as a kid. With a slingshot. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Because they are built to send the ball right out the side lane.
    68:13
    All right. My dream theme is, yep. The price is right. Everyone knows that. The price is right. I'd like to say that we've been incrementally doing worse and worse. She did get 77. I'm not kidding you.
    68:29
    I can't wait for Jack Danger's Pee Wee Herman pinball. Who's Jack Danger? He's the most popular pinball streamer. Oh, crap. That was it. Looks like I might beat you. I have two more. No, I don't. I have a really good pinball. No, no.
    68:43
    No. You guys have been awesome. Thank you so much for joining us. I figured today we would do something more chill. And they've been talking to you? They've been talking to me. Well, they've been talking to us. I wanted to be super chill, get some time to chat with Audrey, because she's super awesome. Houseball! You ever play Price is Right pinball? You hide the scores and try to get as close to a score as possible, and then you unveil the scores at the end. Oh!
    69:12
    Wow! That's cool! Johnny, bye. Yeah, so that last ball was an epic fail. Why does he have a crown in front of his name? Oh, because he's a follower of my channel. Whoa. So if you have a crown. Is that right, guys? That doesn't seem right. If you have a crown on your name, you're a follower of the channel, correct? Yes. Everybody, please follow so you can get crowns on your name. I got to make up icons, too. Crown? You have Amazon Prime. Oh. Twitch Prime. That's all it means? Okay. Oh, they're Prime Twitchers. They're very good at Twitching. I'm new to this. I don't know what those mean. I don't either.
    69:47
    Thank you guys so much. Let's see. Let's get out of studio mode. We'll go to the big pan. So that was Royal Flush. I'm going to turn the lights back on. Oh, that's okay. We're done. No, that's sad. Yeah, all right. How'd the stream go? It's good. Well, it's still going. Do you want to say hi to the people? Do you want to say hi to the Twitchers? Remember, if you come to Free Gold Watch, this is the man to say thank you to.
    70:11
    Matt runs the joint. and just keeps everything rolling. I did a lot of sweeping, cleaning glass. Make sure the bathroom's running. Bathroom's running, yes. Because you can be with a plunger in hand most of the time in here. So we got into this, man. Yeah, how'd it go? World-class. It's fun, I like it. It's a great game you win. Yeah, it's a good game, actually. It is a great game. It's one of the fair games. Yeah. As far as you have a distinct thing you need to do, if you get them all down, you're probably going to win. Yeah. I can understand it the rules of this game basically is avoid missing ball for high score that's it bye everybody say bye to Audrey bye thanks for joining us thank you guys once again thank you for the follow thank you the amen Come on, we'll see you later.
    71:16
    Woo! You have any credits? That's amazing. The mic is still on. You're very good at it. Oh my God. The mic is still on. Oh wait, wait, I don't need to do this. I need to thank the people who, oh, I need to thank the people who did stuff. Oh, that's wrong, ugh. How do you do that? I screwed up.
    71:39
    Wait, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes. We're probably screwing up the stream right now. But we're at the end so it doesn't matter. Roll credits.
    71:49
    How screwed up does the stream look, guys? All jittery, right? Yeah. Wait, how does it do that? It's magic. It knows. It's stream live. It's code.
    72:02
    Ask JJ, he knows. Alright, see you guys. Bye. Thank you. you