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BlahCade reviews Star Wars Pinball VR while discussing The Mandalorian (Pro) machine and arcade cabinet innovations.
Stern is making a Mandalorian pinball table
high confidence · Chris Friebus announces this as confirmed news: 'so we're going to find out real quick who the better designer is what's going on who exactly yeah because we've kind of had a of who the designer is on this.'
This will be the first direct one-to-one comparison between Stern and Zen on the same theme (Mandalorian)
high confidence · Jared Morgan: 'This is the first time we're going to get like a one-to-one relatively close. Like one-to-one theme.' The hosts note Zen has 21 Star Wars versions vs Stern's 1, and Wonder Woman was developed simultaneously without copying ability.
Lucasfilm controls artwork and approvals for both Zen and Star Wars pinball machines
high confidence · Chris: 'you know lucasfilm had to approve all the artwork and everything that's going to be on the table so i'm i'm dying to know what this thing looks like'
Zen's Star Wars Pinball VR uses an explorable lobby environment rather than the static lobby used in FX2 VR
high confidence · Jared: 'In this instance, you're actually able to move about the room' and 'they've gone away from the model where they've got that sort of like static view in the room in fx2'
Stern's pinball toppers (plexiglass and colored lights) are overpriced compared to the value offered
medium confidence · Chris discusses community criticism: 'There's apparently a lot of fuss over the sheer balls that Stern has charging what they're charging for their pinball toppers, considering they're basically just plexiglass and colored lights.'
Haggis Pinball (Australia-based) is working with Chicago Gaming Company to remake early 1980s Valley pinball machines
high confidence · Jared: 'Chicago Coin is the one doing the AFM and all the remakes they've gone and talked to them and said hey do you mind if we remake some early 80s ballet machines and they went yeah sure go for it so they put out that they're going to be making Fathom.'
Fathom pricing is comparable to Stern Premium machines
high confidence · Jared: 'It's about the same price as the Stern Premium' and discusses the value relative to original Fathom condition and hardware age.
“I cut a cord. I'm joining the modern era here. I've been a Dish Network subscriber for 19 years.”
Chris Friebus @ early segment — Personal anecdote about cord-cutting that opens the show; demonstrates streaming as cost-effective alternative to cable.
“Turtles is just hot garbage. It really is hot garbage... I hate having to play it in tournaments. It's like my least favorite game on the floor.”
Jared Morgan @ mid-segment discussion — Strong community sentiment criticism of Stern's TMNT pinball machine; used as contrast to praise Infinity Quest.
“if somebody can produce that for that price... come on... you know.”
Chris Friebus @ Stargate toy topper discussion — Critique of Stern topper pricing relative to competitor offerings; hints at community perception of value.
“This is the first time we're going to get like a one-to-one relatively close. Like one-to-one theme. Wonder Woman theme, and they were being developed at the same time, which means there's not going to be the ability to copy what the other guy was doing.”
Jared Morgan @ Mandalorian discussion — Key insight that Mandalorian Stern vs. Zen comparison will be unique; designer quality directly comparable.
“I want them to go all in on this and use the same sort of technology that they used in Stranger Things and that projection system and all the other stuff and just throw the whole kit and caboodle at this thing. Because if they do, it's going to be an amazing experience.”
Jared Morgan @ Mandalorian designer speculation — Expresses hope for innovation in Mandalorian; references successful Stern design techniques and implies standards expectation.
“if you could find a Fathom in that condition... It'd be that much. It's going to be that much, and it's going to be running on 30-year-old, 30, 40-year-old hardware, whereas this is going to be running on brand new hardware that's not going to fail on you.”
Jared Morgan @ Fathom Revisited pricing context — Justifies premium pricing for remakes vs. vintage originals; emphasizes reliability and condition value.
announcement: Stern Pinball announces Mandalorian pinball machine; first direct theme competition with Zen Studios on same IP.
high · Chris Frebus states: 'so we're going to find out real quick who the better designer is... so it turns out stern is making a mandalorian pinball table it's like okay this is interesting this is going to be really interesting'
product_launch: Zen Studios releases Star Wars Pinball VR with new explorable 3D lobby and dual locomotion systems.
high · Chris and Jared provide detailed technical review of Star Wars Pinball VR gameplay, lobby design, and control options.
design_innovation: Star Wars Pinball VR implements dual locomotion systems (free movement and teleport) to address VR motion sickness concerns.
high · Jared explains: 'There are two ways that you can implement locomotion in a VR game... because some people get discomfort when they're using vr particularly new people to vr and it makes them feel motion sick.'
product_strategy: Community backlash against Stern's pinball topper pricing relative to perceived value (plexiglass and lights).
medium · Chris discusses: 'There's apparently a lot of fuss over the sheer balls that Stern has charging what they're charging for their pinball toppers, considering they're basically just plexiglass and colored lights.'
competitive_signal: Mandalorian pinball represents first direct one-to-one theme comparison between Stern and Zen with simultaneous development preventing design copying.
high · Jared: 'This is the first time we're going to get like a one-to-one relatively close... Wonder Woman theme, and they were being developed at the same time, which means there's not going to be the ability to copy what the other guy was doing.'
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Arcuda is planning to announce pinball design capabilities by end of month
high confidence · Chris: 'they've been teasing also that they're basically doing like a month of announcements, I think is their whole idea. And by the end of the month, they're going to get into their designs for pinball, what that's going to be.'
Star Wars Pinball VR lobbies are difficult to navigate menu-wise without reading onboarding instructions
high confidence · Chris: 'unless you carefully read the onboarding things you won't know they're there' regarding locomotion options and 'the options seem a little bit hidden. I'm a little bit disappointed that it's not just a simple matter of hitting one button and options pop.'
Zen's VR pinball features two locomotion methods: free movement and teleport, to accommodate VR motion sickness concerns
high confidence · Jared explains: 'There are two ways that you can implement locomotion in a VR game... the other way is what they call teleport where you have this little recticle that goes out and it jumps down into a position... the reason why they introduce these two methods of locomotion in games is because some people get discomfort when they're using vr.'
“unless you carefully read the onboarding things you won't know they're there isn't that right chris that would be a hundred percent correct”
Chris Friebus @ VR locomotion discussion — Identifies UX problem: hidden features require tutorial reading; design issue with game accessibility.
“so your your actual view position is what actually highlights things and then you basically tap a or click the trigger and you'll go directly to it but when the difference between the the i guess the that let's call it the lobby area the lounge area in fx2 versus the the lounge area in um uh star wars is that the options is almost like a hidden secret menu”
Jared Morgan @ FX2 vs. Star Wars VR comparison — Direct comparison of menu accessibility between Zen VR implementations; Star Wars criticisms versus FX2 predecessor.
“They're down in Newcastle... Fathom. God, it's gorgeous. It's expensive, but it's gorgeous.”
Chris Friebus @ Haggis Pinball discussion — Enthusiastic reception to Fathom remake aesthetics; acknowledges premium pricing tradeoff.
“It's pretty cool. It's just, like I said, it took me a little while to even find the leaderboards, because that's on a whole other TV screen elsewhere... and i was like it's in the kitchen”
Chris Friebus @ Lobby exploration — Illustrates hidden UI elements scattered throughout VR environment; both design intent and usability friction.
product_launch: Haggis Pinball announces Fathom Revisited remake of 1980s Valley machine with new rule sets; planning series of early-80s remakes.
high · Jared: 'they've gone and talked to them and said hey do you mind if we remake some early 80s ballet machines and they went yeah sure go for it so they put out that they're going to be making Fathom.'
product_strategy: Fathom Revisited premium pricing justified by new hardware reliability and condition versus vintage originals.
medium · Jared compares cost-benefit: 'it's going to be running on brand new hardware that's not going to fail on you' versus 30-40 year old original hardware.
product_concern: Star Wars Pinball VR lobby navigation and menu access criticized as non-intuitive; features hidden in onboarding documentation.
high · Chris: 'unless you carefully read the onboarding things you won't know they're there' and 'the options seem a little bit hidden. I'm a little bit disappointed that it's not just a simple matter of hitting one button.'
technology_signal: Arcuda gaming cabinet featuring USB-C DisplayPort compatibility for VR headset integration as part of all-in-one entertainment system.
medium · Chris discusses: 'If they've made that USB-C port DisplayPort compatible, then your Oculus could plug into that... you got your pc plugged in there your consoles and then you have vr.'
manufacturing_signal: Arcuda ramping up marketing and announcements after Australian floods; planning month of product reveals including pinball design details.
high · Chris: 'they've been teasing also that they're basically doing like a month of announcements, I think is their whole idea. And by the end of the month, they're going to get into their designs for pinball.'
market_signal: Haggis Pinball and Arcuda pricing in USD creates disadvantage for Australian customers due to currency exchange rates.
medium · Jared: 'they're pricing everything in US dollars because they're smart... So we're screwed in Australia' noting US dollar at 76 cents vs 61 cents pre-pandemic.
sentiment_shift: Community sentiment highlights extreme variance in Stern designer quality (TMNT negatively vs. Infinity Quest positively).
high · Jared expresses strong criticism of TMNT as 'hot garbage' and 'my least favorite game on the floor' while praising Infinity Quest released concurrently.