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Day 2 of HOT SHOT battle week!

Dead Flip·video·1h 32m·analyzed·Nov 6, 2014
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TL;DR

Dead Flip streams Hot Shot battle week with technical difficulties and competitive EM pinball play.

Summary

Dead Flip streams day 2 of their Hot Shot battle week with Jack Danger and Nick, featuring competitive head-to-head pinball gameplay on electromechanical machines. The stream experiences technical difficulties with microphone setup (using DMD camera mic due to lab equipment being used for an off-site event), and the hosts discuss an upcoming animator/3D community event at Bottom Lounge bar in Chicago featuring pinball. Gameplay is punctuated with commentary on pinball mechanics, tournament experiences, and drinking-game rules.

Key Claims

  • Jack Danger plays better when drunk; plays worse when sober (contrasted with co-host who plays better sober)

    low confidence · Hosts joking about 'Barnyard science' observation from previous day's drinking game; stated as humorous observation, not serious analysis

  • Jack Danger was DQ'd from Pinberg Championship in Pittsburgh when his phone accidentally hit the restart button on an EM machine during first ball

    high confidence · Jack recounts personal tournament story: 'I stepped up to an EM around this era, maybe earlier. And it was my first ball... my phone in my pocket hit the restart button and totally reset the entire game... And I got DQ'd.'

  • Colchak (game at Pinball Hall of Fame Las Vegas) has a score-swap mystery award mechanic that swaps players' scores if landed

    high confidence · Jack explains: 'If you get this mystery award, what it does is it swaps scores... if I have $30 million and you have $2 million, you get my $30 million and I'm stuck with $2 million'

  • Bottom Lounge bar in Chicago has rare Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout pinball machine

    high confidence · Jack states: 'They have the only Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout that I've ever played'

  • Hot Shot is a bonus-heavy game where ball saves are not advisable if the ball is draining because you won't earn bonus without targets

    medium confidence · Gameplay discussion: 'This game is all bonus. There really is no reason to try to save a ball from this game if it's like going out. Unless you have no targets.'

Notable Quotes

  • “I got DQ'd out of that game. I think that's what cost me getting into the finals.”

    Jack Danger@ 10:54 — Personal tournament story illustrating consequences of accidental phone-triggered game restart at major championship

  • “This is actual science. Like, we should be getting a grant.”

    Jack Danger (referencing 'We Are Pinball')@ 42:51 — Joking observation about correlation between alcohol and pinball skill performance

  • “They have the only Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout that I've ever played.”

    Jack Danger@ 26:38 — Highlights rarity of specific pinball machine at Bottom Lounge bar venue

  • “So what we're going to do is we're going to set the stream up there on one of their pins and stream through the party.”

    Jack Danger@ 25:00 — Describes alternative streaming plan for next day's animator/3D community event at bar venue

Entities

Jack DangerpersonNickpersonDead FliporganizationBottom LoungeorganizationHot ShotgameBugs Bunny's Birthday BlowoutgameColchakgamePinball Hall of FameorganizationPinberg Championship

Signals

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    community_signal: Dead Flip community actively engaged in stream chat during technical difficulties and gameplay; Nick and Jack interact with chat viewers throughout broadcast

    medium · Multiple references to chat participation: 'Somebody say something and then we'll give everyone the big greeting'; viewers referenced by username (Jaded, George Campbell, Demented Warlock, Pete the fan)

  • ?

    event_signal: Dead Flip hosting off-site streaming event tomorrow at Bottom Lounge bar with Chicago animation/3D community; expecting 30-40+ participants, fire code capacity issues from previous event

    high · Jack: 'Tomorrow, there is an event... at a bar that is a few blocks away. And they have lots of pins there... Last time we did it, I think there was about a hundred and... there's a lot of people there and we had to start turning people away because we hit the fire capacity code'

Transcript

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0:00
recorded that's fine it's unfortunate oh man well that's a big oh man i'm pissed i know i'm pissed that's like my whole life right yeah my contacts come in here and they shit the bed out of my freaking stuff two thousand points y'all two thousand points y'all Uh, folks, we had some technical difficulties just then. Whoa, best game ever. How many points you get?
0:33
Oh, three grand on three balls. Best game. All right, so that looks like it might be working. We got a stream, we're waiting for the chat room. Hi, chat room. Hey, chat room. Somebody say something and then we'll give everyone the big greeting.
0:51
Until then, you get nothing. Oh, here we go, finally, a token. A token of my appreciation. One tokwon, please. Oh, back at you.
1:03
I can't believe we missed that post-Serenade. Oh, one of a kind, bud. One of a kind. Oh, a little hippy hop. A little hippity. Um, hold on, I got one last thing to say. What's up, lovers?
1:21
Okay, start with the two. Go ahead. The radio can't be... Where I came from. La, la, la, la, la. Okay, so that looks pretty good. Good money. Oh, God.
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Popeyegame
1:53
What time do you have to run away? Six. Six o'clock? Ten-two or something like that. I've got to go to that meet-up.
2:04
Well, then where are you going to go? I'm probably going to leave half an hour after you. Okay. If that's fine. Yo, big money.
2:14
Yo, if someone's in the chat, give me a shout-out or something. We're using a different mic setup right now because problems.
2:26
Did you switch it over from the fake screen? No, it's still us. I mean the testing one? Oh, yeah, we're definitely live on that one. Okay.
2:41
Oh, wait. See, seven watts. Yep, yep. Heyo! Alright, everyone's here. There we go. Sorry about that folks, we were having some stupid technical difficulties. But now we're good. When Nick drains... I'll hold it for you. It'll never drain. Oh no, this is the game of my life when I'm not playing it. Sounds good. Tom.com. So what we're doing is we're using the microphone off of the DMD camera because our lab mics are being used for an event tomorrow. So this is what you get to deal with for now. Deal with it. Oh, I might drain. No, no, no. No draining. You'll never drain.
3:27
Oh, my God. One more target. All right, never mind. Nick's like clearing the board here. One more. Up and over. Hold on. One second. I know you can't see this, folks.
3:36
Oh, my God. Cleared it. Oh, no. I need an eight. Oh, God. I need eight. Yeah. All right. He says they say they can hear the pin and both of us. I got it all. Are you done?
4:00
What did you do? I got all of them. Did you hit the red thing? No. Oh, my God. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. We're going to be playing Hot Shot all week. Today would be day two of that hot chat week. Hot chat! Nick's going to be leaving at about six o'clock, so in like an hour. I'm going to play for, I guess, another half an hour after that, and then we have a little meet-up to go to. Tomorrow, there is an event that we're holding, or you're holding, or blah, blah, blah. There's a big event going on that's going to be going on at the same time that we usually stream, but it is at a bar that is a few blocks away. And it has? And they have lots of pins there. So what we're going to do is I'm going to set up the stream on one of their pins. I like this. It's obviously not going to be Hot Shot. It's going to be, I don't know, Bugs Bunny's birthday blowout or some shit. We don't know. They've got some good ones up there. Yeah, they've got some good games. So we'll set up there. It's going to be loud. I'm going to pull in every nerd kid that I know that I can find to bring them all on. You get to say hi to the entire animation community of Chicago. It's going to be fun. That'll be good. So we're going to get going here and try to beat the crap out of each other. I am going to play my game out because I got a lot of money on that first ball. Let's see if I can roll this thing over here. It's a good start. Yeah, that is a good start. So let me bring up the screen here.
5:29
And we'll see if we can replicate that. Yo, that pin juice. I think I need some pin juice as well. Would you like a... Yeah, will you try to score me a real one? A real one? Hey, Miller Lite is freaking good. Really? Why it's not? I don't know if that's real or not. If that's real or not. Well, you know what? You're right. Maybe it's not. Oh, oh, oh.
5:57
Okay, what would be possibly... Oh, shit. Don't tell me. No, I guess we're good. All right, one second.
6:06
Thanks, buddy. Oh, I should have flipped it. It's not going to be enough. I want to roll this thing.
6:20
You got to kind of get 50 going in a ball. If you end up with 50 going in a ball to three, then if you get all the targets, you basically roll it. I should be sitting at like 60 right now, ideally, but I don't think it's going to happen. But I'm going to try for you.
6:40
Come on, get a couple more here, buddy. right ah nope don't tilt wow come on baby let it bounce and back up oh it almost came back that's not going to be enough to roll it that is a good score. I will take it.
7:20
Campbell. Yes, sir. I got you... Aw. Thanks, man. This is an Abita Seersucker Summer Pills. It's a seasonal beer. You should order some beers tomorrow. I'm going to order some... What do they call that? Abita is out of New Orleans, right? Correct? That smells good. That does smell good. Let's see. Abita Brewery. L-L-C. Abita Springs, L-A. Yeah, that's what I said, Los Angeles.
7:47
But I think that's a state, LA. Yeah, Louisiana. That's right. So I was right before I lied. All right, let's do this. All right, I was correct before I fibbed. Two out of three? Yeah, two out of three, buddy. All right, good luck, sir. Hey.
8:06
Yeah, buddy, dog. Money. Dog? Oh, put it down. There it is. And the old days. Oh, I lost my skill shot already. Bing, bong.
8:22
Oh, the truss. There we go. Off the flinger ringer. With me, I'll take it. Yo, Campbell. Yo. Maybe pull up, down with the quicksand.
8:40
It'll be easier to read. than that. Yeah. Phony baloney? Yeah. Let's see how much juice it has. What do you need? You need a Twitch app? Yeah, just type Twitch. Doesn't work on the website? No. I tried it on here. It wouldn't let me stay on the chat. We're still figuring stuff out, folks. You know, don't sweat it. Install. It wants your social security number. Yeah, that thing. Pardon me. Hey, good luck. Oh, you know, actually, you already gave me that password when I was doing stuff on your mini and I completely forgot that that's what it was. But I'll knock it out of my head so I don't remember. Alright, high score. Skill shot. Good luck. It's not about the grid. It's about feeling it. Alright, feel it then. Just like give it a little... Let me see what you got. Knock it in there. See? But see, I didn't like love on the machine to... Do I just go to our page now? Yep. You gotta log in? Nope. Mom? Oh, I can burp without like, repercussing? I guess we didn't set that. Come on! No, can't you just push the start button? Not on ball three. No, I mean to restart the game. Oh, I didn't know that. That's how you dequeue yourself. That's how I dequeued it in Pingbry. Okay. So, I'm going to go to the game. Oh, I did it right. That's how you DQ yourself. That's how I DQed it in Pinberg.
10:05
Dead. So I was at the Pinberg Championship in Pittsburgh. Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania, thank you. And it's a big championship. They got 300, 400 players at once, and they narrow you down to see who's the best in the world and all that. And I was competitive. I was playing. And I stepped up to an EM around this era, maybe earlier. And it was my first ball, and I was kind of looking around at the game like this, up and over it. What is everything worth? What should I go for? And my pocket, my phone in my pocket hit the restart button and totally reset the entire game just with my pocket. And I didn't know what happened. And I got DQ'd. I got DQ'd out of that game. I think that's what cost me getting into the finals. Pete the fan is asking if this game is steam powered. This is not steam powered, this is electric powered. Plug it in the wall, all ready to go. Plug it into the wall. Yeah, just you know. Just like a toaster, just like a coffee maker. Got some lights out, we gotta replace this one here, we got a 12 and a 13 out on the bonus here, but we can fix all that. Yeah we'll take that. Alright, sorry buddy, you are now in, let's play. I had a good first ball too. I'm officially in now. And that's my, that's my DQ, like, lost my good first ball.
11:38
That has to be terrible. Yeah, I'm sure, uh, no one ever wants to be DQ'd out of a tournament. It was not fun.
11:47
Oh, oh. Don't want that to happen. Ding dong. Oh, here we go. Why is this so stupid? Check. There we go.
12:07
Uh-oh, that's not looking good. But that's a good first ball, folks. I'll take that one. Nick, by the way, we are signed in here.
12:16
We're signed in. You can read. And because it's on the... Does it have to play? I don't know how to stop it. I mean, it's not like eating bandwidth or anything. Yeah. I'm cool if you're cool. As long as you don't have problems streaming out. No. We're hardwired. I'm not eating it. I just can't get a... Whatever. I'm good.
12:41
We may go back to the iPhone method. Anyway, high score. It's good to see you, folks. Thanks for coming. The mic setup's a little different today just because we have an event tomorrow, so our labs are being used for that. thanks for I don't know that still sounds okay I think you can hear it it's just not as clear but you can hear the game you can hear us if I yell the F word in the background you'll still get it on camera well I'm trying like I may not upload yesterday's video because I got drunk and started swearing oh my god you were so drunk it was so good I got a little too tipsy playing a pinball drinking game that was fun you should put that up well one of the Yeah. We're the bad boys of pinball. We say the F word. Oh boy. Oh, anyone's got my lard. My lard. Your lard. Uh oh. Don't do that one. I need it, dude. Oh, in and out. Get rid of it. Pew, pew, pew. Wait, where did it get? What? Water.
13:53
Yeah, that was my water. It's fine. It's a glass. Distracted. Alright. Good ball. You know, I guess a really generic and cheap way we could do a replay camera is by just having a fourth camera looking at the screen.
14:17
That's pretty good. Drinking games. Gotta put it up. Ah, call check. Alright. I think I'll put it up. I just got really loose with my tongue with the old F-bombs there.
14:33
Just put the drinking game up. Not good, not good, not good. When you know it's gone. When you know it's gone, you let it go. Don't want to tilt it, folks. Don't tilt it. So, especially with a big bonus like that. This game is all bonus. There really is no reason to try to save a ball from this game if it's like going out. Unless you have no targets. Yeah. Might as well. You're not going to get any bonus. But you don't want to risk losing. I got crouched again. Aww. I didn't even get to flip. It's alright, buddy. That's alright. Ball three, right? Here we go. No! Yes! That was a good one. I was just thinking it. So you're saying there's a chance. If I bomb this, you can still catch up. And then, of course, it goes. All right.
15:24
I need 10 targets. Yeah. That's all it's going to take, buddy. That's one. That's three. Uh-oh. Good. save. I would say it's worth a tilt too if you're gonna lose you know and you might as well try to save it. Wait you got in my head just then and you made me tilt. Win! Yeah that's just a... That's one win folks. Alright. Oh, put some JV in. Yeah, you better put me in. I'll DQ that win.
16:09
Here we go. Two play up. My man. And eight ball. Get in there. Yes. Oh, see that save? Oh, that was all shaking right there, baby. I just.
16:27
That was good. Shake him up. Live it. Oh. Ding dong. There you go. That's fine. Oh, that's how you hit that target? Yeah, you got the ricochet.
16:47
The ricochet. Oh, dirty. Dirty, dirty. Oh, there you go. Bounce. Feel free, folks, to swear and say all sorts of stupid crap. I didn't put knife out in the stream today. So he's not policing. Man, you ding-donging. Man, I'm plugging away. Seven. Oh, called it. Piling shots. Piling shots. Oh, backhand bounce. That was stupid. Oh no. What? Oh no. He's about to wipe the board clean.
17:36
Get up there. No. Don't tilt. Good start, man. Thank you. $1.75. Yeah, man. It's been a pretty solid day so far.
17:53
Pleasant. It's been pleasant. Pleasant. I've had a pleasant day. What about, uh... Yeah, I thought of Pleasant Day too. There's the future, and there's the past, and then there's Pleasant Day. The... yeah. The Pleasant Day. There's no time like the Pleasants.
18:10
The Pleasant. The Pleasant Day. Is that racist? I don't know. The Pleasant Day? Why would it be racist? It doesn't sound like it would make a difference. Dude, why are you acting like that? Why are you being all weird about it?
18:23
Uh-oh. Skip off! Oh, I had to think quicker on that one. Yo, that was nice. Oh, no. The button fucking flipped without me. Yeah. Oh, man. I flipped unnecessarily. Oh, I got to watch that one. That was... Nick is making hot shot here. Oh, my God. That was so stupid. I can't believe that. All right, here it comes. Well, watching the replay. Good. Yep. Catch. Wait, where's that catch? Right here. You're catching that right here.
18:59
Oh, oh, oh. I was too busy talking. Yeah, you look good. Calling shots. Here we go. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not a good start, folks. No, no, no, no. There's two.
19:18
Oh. The old ring-a-dink. Oh, God. Nobody wants that. Yo, show everyone the drain pass.
19:35
1k for that. Over. Everything just looks worse on the replay. Alright, folks. Holy crap, you wiped it down. Oh, all you can do is sit there and complain. You're just like, ahhhh. Good, two. Ball two, halfway to rolling it. Thanks, buddy. Ball twos. I keep getting crouched. Keep ball crotchied. Uh-oh. I got a fight ahead of me. You got a fight, yup. You got a third ball fight, what they call it. I got a hill to climb. Yesterday I couldn't be stopped. Today I can't win anything. Oh, God. Kick. And that is the bar graph that is Jackdawson's pinball skills. Get wasted, win it all.
20:40
Good. All right. So you're saying there's a chance. Come on, buddy. That's a lot of points you got to get. Oh my gosh. That is a lot of points. Stop it. Stop. Thank you. Stop it. OK, you just got to get, hmm, I don't even know the math. I can't even do the math on that. You've got to get a lot. I'm going to have to bring them back up or just keep hitting one cage after and knock them all down.
21:08
And that's a win right there, folks. I'm not doing so well. Why don't you practice a little bit? What do you mean practice? Are you going to go work? I've got to go type a couple more things, and I'll be back for the... Yeah, when you come back, we'll make it interesting. Ooh, okay. You're back. Bye, interweb. Bye.
21:31
And that's how you shark money out of people. Not that we play for money. Demented Warlock, what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming. Like I mentioned earlier, the mic setup is a little different today, only because it's being used for some big event we're doing. Here we go! Get the frick...
22:06
I want to roll this thing from over on the stream, but I'm not sure that's going to happen. Here we go. Ball two. Ball two. Switch.
22:30
Beautiful. Oh, hell yeah. Please stop doing that. Nice. Up and over Damn it
23:13
I'm trying to hit that three and I can't get my hands on it. Come on! That ain't gonna do it. Oh ho ho ho, that save. Nice. Aww, so close. Got it. This is going to be some pretty good points for us. Hit the... NO! Jaded, yeah, no kidding. When we start at round 5 here, we have the guys in the office right here. office right here we're all working over there and we're still working it about time and it is really loud Really, really loud. All right, ball three. Let's roll this freaking punkin' junk over. Don't screw me. You mother... Oh my god. The frustration. Alright, we got this. This is it. Gun to my head. Gun to my head, need a roll over. Gun to my head. So tomorrow, I was explaining to people, we're having an event for a bunch of animators and 3D guys at a bar not too far from here, and they have a bunch of pins, and that party starts at 5, So what we're going to do is we're going to set the stream up there on one of their pins and stream through the party. And I'll just grab everyone I know and bring them on and I'm sure we'll run through like a good 30 or 40 people on the stream to battle this. Should be fun. That's also where our lab mics are. Oh my god. What happened to like the gun to my head when you were... Alright, ball three. This is it. High score. Best score ever achieved on this game.
25:38
Play conservatively. Ah, next ball is what it is. Damn it! Jaded, it's going to be a blast. Last time we did it, I think there was about a hundred and... Actually, I don't know. There's a lot of people there and we had to start turning people away because we hit the fire capacity code for the building. It was pretty rad. Nick does software development for 3D stuff and I'm an animator. and a lot of the guys in here are animators. It's a lot of fun. And that bar, it's called Bottom Lounge, they have some crazy pins there. They have the only Bugs Bunny's Birthday blowout that I've ever played.
26:57
No no no no! Oh! There we go. Oh shit. That was close. There we go. That should be some good money right there.
27:28
So how's everyone's Tuesday going so far? It's actually a moderately nice day here in the city, so it's going to be pretty nice. I rode my motorcycle to work today, and it actually wasn't that cold today, surprisingly.
28:01
Oh, this is it. Oh my god, that was a very dirty save. You prick. You know, uh, Coltech, that game has an interesting, uh, mechanic on it, and it's like Mystery Award that I haven't seen on any other game. And what it has is there's a chance, like let's say I have $30 million. Who cares? And you have $2 million. If you get this mystery award, what it does is it swaps scores. So you get my $30 million and I'm stuck with $2 million. And then I have to try to figure out how to catch back up to you. And it's a nice way to, I guess, even the odds when you're playing someone that doesn't know pinball because they will all of a sudden be destroying your ass and you've got to figure out how to get back.
28:57
It has that weird ramp that flippers down. It's almost like a lower playfield, but it ramps down into it. It's got the flipper down there to start knocking stuff around. It's got the little carrot flippers.
29:32
That's fine, ball one. But yeah, streaming at the bar is going to be a riot. Depending, I don't get yelled at for streaming there.
29:48
I don't care. We're renting it for your parties and joining us. Shouldn't be a problem with it. Crap.
30:07
Dead save, though. Ah, didn't work. Yeah, that backwards ramp thing is crazy. It, like, goes into the playfield instead of... Yeah, Colchak, I played that thing two player.
30:39
I remember the first time I played that actually was at the Pinball Hall of Fame in Las Vegas. We had a tournament there.
30:50
And I got put on that game with someone, and they said to plunge extra balls. So I'm playing this guy that didn't know how to play pinball, and I'm whooping his ass. And I accidentally played my extra ball. I turned to the guy, I'm like, crap, I'm sorry, I played my extra ball. But I was far beyond kicking his butt. He's like, you know what, man, you're already kicking my butt. it doesn't matter. And this was the end of ball two. So he steps up to his ball three, plays, gets that freaking score swap, and he is annihilating me. And then he drains. He's like, oh, well, I'm glad you played that extra ball because it looks like I'm winning. And I was like, well, I got a freaking mountain to climb to get past this guy, essentially just playing myself. I ended up taking it, but it was, that threw me so hard I couldn't even believe it. And honestly, that should not have been in a tournament setting.
31:36
because that's a little unfair on the tournament side. Bing, bong. Alright. Knock him down. Live. Oh, sharks. Everything. Everything gets knocked down. How do I keep things in the same freaking spot? I've been doing this all week. Oh god. He's back. I'll never lose. Oh, I hate you.
32:35
Zing. Jaded. Yeah, go there, man. It's the Football Hall of Fame in Las Vegas. It's pretty rad. Yeah. What game did you say you played there? Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout. That's a fun one. That's the one with the score swapping that happened to me during a tournament. That was not cool.
32:52
All right. One more to agree. Do you have a way to play that is different than normal? Should we play normal? I don't know. What a waste of a great theme. Bugs Bunny? Well.
33:06
Okay, how about this? You lose. And I'd like to play like that. Okay. Just normal? Just normal pinball. Here we go. Big win.
33:23
Uh-oh. 1K all day. Oh! Your wish is my command. Yeah, right. Whatever you tell me to do, Jack, I'll do. I will grant you your win, sir. Ooh, you got that. Got it, sir. You know what? It's all the feels, baby. And you're out. All the feels. Burning worms, folks. Yay, 500 more.
34:00
Oh, that's worth some money. Four hearts! Hey, I turned off your title just as you were in here. Yeah!
34:13
Wait. Oh, wait, I was first player. No, you weren't. Plunge it. Redo. Well, we're kind of tied. Now there's three players in. Okay, there we go. So that's mechanical pinball folks. The game got screwed up so we're gonna have to start over. Yeah, there's no computers in EMs. Yeah, if a relay gets confused, everything gets fucked. The whole game is bonked. Everything gets bonked.
34:46
Better than Popeye? I don't think I've ever played Popeye. I didn't either. Switch. Oh, you got Krizak. I heard your phone.
34:57
You got a little tacklehouse. Ohh! You lookin' back your hair? The Lazer definitely. Lookin' back my hair folks, I'm trying to nail the lower balls first, and I'm just coming up short, so a couple of ding-dongs there, but that's okay. Good start Holmes, no crunchin'. Just a bass illnesses. Everybody drink, and this is the One- cider hitting. With the extra cognac, you should be able to make tons of them. So leave the third. And we're off. Bing bong. Off the braces.
35:34
Good, more. Fall in. No, no. What am I watching? That was awesome. That little baby flip. Oh God, what am I doing? Higher.
35:49
Higher, higher. Oh, too high. Perfect. Bye bye. Oh God. You watching Popeye? No dancing, Popeye. You watching Popeye?
36:05
Oh man, the wipe down. Nope, no Prince Karate. Aw, boy. Why you wanna treat me so bad? I'm living out your... Ah!
36:21
You're gonna hurt yourself. No Prince scream, I feel alive. Yep. Why you wanna be so bad? Alright, ball two. High score. Crotch. Pretty tight. I can crotch if I feel. Yo, that was like 30 seconds of trust right there. Oh, doesn't even know. Oh, he got you. Yay! Relays! Why you wanna do this? Sweet! Good morning. That ain't worth it. I don't know, that's two K a piece. Get up there. Whoa, there's a Rocky and Bullwinkle pin too? Yeah, that one's pretty fun actually. That's a fun theme. Is that a solid state EM? No, no, it's like a, it's got ramps and DMDs. Uh, is that a solid state EM? No, no, it's uh, like a, it's got ramps and DMD and stuff. Oh, what?
37:26
Who made that, like, Data East Capcom? Yeah, something like that, one of the weird ones. No offense, bros. Oh no! Not that you're a company anymore, but, no offense. Well, Data East is here.
37:45
Data East! Alright, so I gotta put up a good lead here. The feel. Do it if I feel it. Oh, there you go.
38:07
Spring box. For the wind bed. You were not allowed to talk anymore. Looks like a win for me, folks. Uh, you know, I'm just going to play it and make sure. Oh, no crotchet on me. Here you go. Eight.
38:23
Why you going to crotchet on me? All day. Data East is Stun. Stun is Data East. Okay, so that's another win.
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All or double or nothing. Triple, double, all the marbles, double or nothing. Well, this is the second game of the second round here. And if I win this one, that's another win. What the? Don't crouch him. Nope. Ding dong. I'm looking for a, if I win, we wipe the slate. If you win it? Wait, what's that? You win two in a row. Ah, two in a row. This is two wins if I do this one. as if I do this one. Why you wanna see me so bad? Yo, if you're still playing that drinking game from yesterday, drink. Drink.
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We recapped the drinking rules from yesterday that Jack's no longer allowed to play with. No, I got stupid drunk. If it goes down the 8-ball on a plunge, through the 8-ball, drink. Get it in the 8-ball scoop, drink. If you get a Lazarus ball where it drains and it comes back out, drink. Clear all the targets, drink. That's it. If you tilt, drink. Oh, tilt. Yeah. Good one. Okay, folks. We're kind of basically even after that ball, so we got to blow it up. A ball. Yep, that's a drink, folks. We have a Daddy East Simpsons here that's in dire need of a center post.
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Playing simple makes me so mad. What? Why you gotta go drain on me? Why'd I say that? You jinxed yourself. Why you wanna go drain on me? Good ball. Oh, two. Good ball two, bro. Almost crotchy. Almost eight. Swing. All about slicking your hair back. Alright, Fonzie. Ooh, whoa.
40:44
Getting shake-shaky. I wanted to tap-pass it. Tap-pass. All right, folks. Good ball to you. His first name's definitely Todd. His last name I couldn't spell if I wanted to. Who's this?
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The super-tall Todd pinball guy who was in the NBA. Oh, I don't know. I think it's McCullough. McCullough sounds correct, but how do you spell it? I'm sure it's got like H's and U's in it. Oh man, I thought I tilted. Oh! I thought I tilted. Damn. Wow, did everyone see that bullshit? That bullshit. Wow. So I moved it a lot, and it got the ball swinging there. And then I must have flipped at the right time and it hit and I was out. Yeah.
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Okay, well, two targets and you win, buddy. And now we got one more for the tiebreaker. Tiebreaker. Don't you fucking tilt on me, tiebreaker. Yeah.
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I don't like it. Big loss right here would be real nice, folks. I don't like it. That'd be great. That's the old win. Why you wanna beat me? Okay, so that's two wins. Would you like to play a different one before I gotta go? I gotta leave here in, uh, actually one more game. You schmo. Alright. One handed? Um, we'll play one handed. One handed. Alright. Man, I... I'm not drinking enough pinball juice. But, this, uh, leads to the conclusion that we've already known, but is proven by science. Science. That Jack plays way better when he's wasted. Oh, God, yes. And I play way better when I'm sober. Oh, God, yes. And that's what's happening. You are not drunk enough. This is, I mean, we are experiencing actual science right there. This is actual science. Like, we should be getting a grant. Right, right. All right, ready, buddy? Good luck. Who is Grant? One hand.
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One-handed, folks. We're getting a grant. Oh, skills. Drink it up. Free Keto! Boop! Boop! Why you guys don't play basketball? I need to see... You moved that. I did? It was a little bit on the flick. I want to see some of Todd's footage. Playing it? It's just crazy, like, because I only know him from pinball. It'd be funny to watch. Yeah. I wonder if he's all like awkward. He's a tall guy. He is humongous. All right. I'm sure that tilt swinging but I'm Jack Danger. I'll take that risk. All right. Why you wanna do-do-do-do-do-do? Whatever I do. Oh, there's a K. Shut it off! Alright, still winning. I wish I had 8 instead of 4, but, um, what are you gonna do? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Shit ding dong. Nice. There's a three. Oh no, you knocked some of them!
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Oh, wow! I thought that was money. That was a bunch of bullshit. Oh my gosh. Oh, money. All the cash. Don't sweat the small stuff. Oh, man. I need all the liquor.
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Why would you... Come on, pep. My man. Big money. Pep Jackson. Oh, man, you're already making money now.
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Pep. Oh. Use your pep at the right time, my friend. Pray to pep. Make it a better place. Oh man, Pep is listening to you my friend. Help me wipe it down. Oh, oh. You can keep it. That's good money. That's good money buddy, buddy. Oh, the ketchup is real. Oh, the ketchup. Oh, one more target and I would have had your score. Dang. Yo, good ball. Not as good as this. Y'all ready for this?
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Y'all ready for this? Hit it! No, don't hit any. No! Oh, this is going to be so good. Oh, God. I can hear it. Did I really move it? Yeah, dude. When you did this you pulled it instead of pushed the button I just like I do this Okay I I gotta learn Sorry I don know if that the camera Get away Get away right now Get away. I'm sorry Jack. Get away. Alright, here we go.
46:24
Yes, you gotta close the A-poll. Nope. It barely moves! Nooooo! That's it. Alright. So yeah. Two out of three. Super Panda. That's how we're doing it. Super Panda, we have not rolled it yet. And also, sorry, I kicked Knife-Ot out for a little bit, but we'll get him back in here soon. He's taking some fine tuning because he likes kicking people out randomly. That's bullshit. Cut that ball back. That is bullshit. Cut that back.
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All day, folks. All day. That's a little unfair, because I do not get to do that. That's true. There we go. Oh, money! Oh, my God.
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Super Panda. Yes! Nightbody's gone. Oh, good money. $10,000. Are we still playing one-handed? Yeah. I'm in it.
47:38
That feels pretty good. One-handed, bros. Oh. That didn't feel so hot. Oh, no. That's okay. All day.
47:52
Oh, almost back. Almost back. Almost to drinking. Yo. Burn! Oh, you're winning by one slingshot hit.
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There we go. Boom. Oh. The brain confusion. Oh! Hey little buddy, little pep, pep, pep, hey little buddy, little lady.
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Oh no, he's wiping. Oh, good catch, thank you, Nick. Oh! I thought you were going to backhand the DMD camera. Uh oh. Good money, brother.
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Uh oh, there we go. Breathe. Why do you want to eat that ball? Good dream pass. Dream pass.
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You didn't need it. Okay, folks. Get serious. Oh, baby. Drain pass. Oh, baby. That was a solid slam.
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No! He gave it to you? He caught it. One-handed Lazarus caught it, hit it directly in the slingshot, missed it. I gotta watch that sad instant replay right there. Sad instant replay. And it's down. Oh we're way behind. What, is that like 30 seconds? That was just a short ball I guess. Uh uh uh. Yeah. Muddy. Oh God, I think you did it. I think that's a win. Five. Yes.
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Gotta go. One-handed master. I'll see you up there. See you there. All right, buddy. Bye, internet. See you up there.
50:20
I'm gardening watching? Pinball? Okay. Here, you guys can see the chat and the instant replay. This is how we get to watch and play at the same time.
50:42
Alright. Now that Nick's finally gone, that... Just kidding. Oh. Like I do to anyone, really, if you folks are in the Chicago area, blow me up if you guys want to come battle. That'd be awesome. you're more than welcome to stop by.
51:06
We're starting to get low on games that we haven't played already. I think what's left is Getaway, Iron Man, and Twilight Zone, and Simpsons Data East.
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Those are all ball busters for sure. Also, tomorrow we're going to be streaming from a giant animation event that we're holding. I just didn't want to move the time back on the stream so I'm just going to bring the stream to the event. They have pinball machines there. We'll set up on a game that we don't have here just so it's interesting and easy enough to grab random kids and beat them up on pinball. Now let's roll this freaking machine over please. Get in there. No, no, no, no, no. Oh.
52:08
The tip. Flip. Give me that freaking tape. Flame attack next week. Metallica was the, when we first got the stream going, Metallica was the first machine we tried this whole streaming nonsense out on. It worked out pretty well, but the people that we had on weren't the most talkative.
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Also, the mic setup was weird, the lighting was weird, blah, blah, blah. So yeah, we might start throwing machines back into the mix that we've played already, but I think we're going to go one more week before we do that.
53:05
Oh, that was terrible. That was also equally terrible. There we go. The Lazarus Ball. It's real. The Lazarus. Metallica premium, huh? Yeah, we've only got the Pro back there. Still fun. What is the difference? I think it's just like a hammer toy. Like a spinner? To be honest, I'm not quite sure.
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No one's vote should ever be Iron Man. That game... That game ruins relationships. If you just go home angry. Iron Man is my vote too, son of a bitch. Uh, well, once we get the vote going, make sure to tell your friends to vote because it's all anonymous.
54:26
Just spam that Iron Man button. Super Panda. Iron Man is fun. You need to make your shots on that game because it will just put you down.
54:46
Oh, another Lazarus. Why is that happening so much in this game? Well, you're not going to get a Lazarus going on the other end.
54:55
Yeah, it remains a lot of money. Just very, very ball-blasting. A Lazarus to a right lane bring. Two spinners hammer extra lights on slingshots in the coffin. Oh, that's right!
55:17
The coffin actually is visible in the playfield. That's pretty cool. That was actually pretty cool. I really don't hate on pros that much, but the ACDC pro, that giant Angus face on the frickin' playfield is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. You get an ACDC, you gotta go premium. lower playfield, it's like a whole, it's like getting a 1 fourth more pinball machine. Hence, you need to go check out an Ironman, you'll soon discover how much of a pain in the butt it is. But when you get in the flow and you start making those ramp shots and you start making those orbits, It just feels so incredible if you can keep that momentum going. But it's not easy.
56:38
Oh hell yeah. Nailed that. Nailed that target. Oh, there it is. Damn it. That was so close.
57:00
Yeah, the pro just has a freaking giant face there instead of a lower plate field. Bonkers. But I feel if you're going to come out with a machine that has a pro and a premium version, there should be a drastic reason why. And I think ACDC does that correctly. It's like you get another little pinball machine sort of knocked up inside, knocked up, sort of just right there in the middle of your playfield. Plus you got like your physical swinging bell, which I honestly do not like. Because once you get that thing swinging, you can't hit it again right off the bat because it's already like swinging and it won't register. Cannon, the little crossbar for the ramps is fun. Yeah, I don't know. You played on ugly face. Nope.
57:55
Big ol' difference. Oh, I love you, thank you. Stay alive. I don't like it. Just let me roll the freaking game over. Come on.
58:17
Thanks again, everyone, for coming. We're going to be playing Hotshot all week. Today is a little weird because Crystal, who was supposed to show up,
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got like a bad migraine, so she didn't come by. and Nick is at a little meet and greet thing right now that honestly I have to run to in about half an hour.
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But we will freaking hopefully roll this over before then. No! Give me that ball. Oh, that's right. I had a snake's mouth for ACDC Premium. That's just more moving parts that I don't want to deal with if something breaks down. Especially the snake, because that's a toy that when his mouth closes you have to hit his jaw or something, right?
59:19
Live. Oh god. Oh, oh god. I don't like it. Shit. Hell yeah. There we go. That's all I wanted. And then you. Oh baby, one more. One more to clear. Live. Not sure what I'm doing here. Just ding-donging.
60:41
Just get the freaking... eh, nope! Aw, damn that would have been good. I've never hit that before when it's late. There's a lot of points for ball one. Yeah, there you go Tim. Yeah, there you go, Tim. They like the pros because it's less moving parts, that's for sure. Demented coffee sounds remarkable, honestly. I think I might go get myself a nice coffee when I mosey on over to that meet and greet.
61:33
We just managed to get 30k on bolt, one. We can do this, this is the game. Oh! Jumping down. Frerk. Yeah, Super Panda, if only that was ball three. Oh man, that would have been so good.
62:05
If we can do what we did on ball one, right now, we'll be in a really good way. It's already bad. It's already bad news. You... Mother... Still feeling the sarsaparilla? Yeah, no kidding. Well, I guess the reason Nick and I were discussing this... The more sarsaparilla I drink, the better I start playing. Which is unfortunate, because I drove today, so I can't really be too sasperdive.
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Sasper, really? Nope. Alright, let's get that 30k ball rolling in here. Nice. Beautiful. Making a lot of noise right now. This is good. Serious after-rula addiction. I have a problem, folks. I can't put down the sass in a real way. Fifteen. Oh, no, yes, yes, fucking yes. All in. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful work. The trust, and throw it away. live slap saving much more than I should holy crap damn it live Dammit Liv! Welcome to my house.
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Who do I have coming out Thursday? No one is on the roster. I'm trying to get Crystal to come out. Because obviously she can't come tomorrow since the party that I'm streaming at is an invite only thing. But Brad, you're more than welcome to come, brother. Show us how to play some hot shot. Be a hot shot on the hot shot. Oh, that was a good ball. Keep shaking. Just got to do that one more time, ball three, don't let me down. Oh crotch!
65:06
This is already really not going well. Alright, I'm going to lose the eight ball. Alright, Liv? None of that, none of this. Get out of there. Yes.
65:23
Got it. Hell yeah. Come on. We're taking this thing out. Knock everything down. Everything. Oh, why did I do that?
65:49
I have to tilt, folks. put me down as a maybe alright call me maybe I tilted again why did I freaking do that
66:12
so close the rollover it's real And that's the benefit of being player one on this game. All one player one as long as you don't hit any targets, you can drink without repercussions. Clean. Oh god. Clean. Nice.
66:57
Nice. Clean! Oh, fuck you. I want to get in on hippie ding dong like you can. Keep it down. Here we go.
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Don't crash. Oh, beautiful. Alright, knock them all down. No! What's it gonna take to get some love out of this game? I just want some love!
67:44
Bing. Okay. Um, I think I need to adjust the tilt, because my brain is not... It just wants to move the machine.
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Yeah Brad, get in here and show us how to blow this thing up. Maybe you can roll it over for us on a stream. Good, good, good, foot, foot, foot, foot. Bounce. No, no, no, no, no, no. All right. Like that. Ah. That was... Where are the keys? I'm fixing this down, too. I need all that salt. Another dig and dig. Just hope for a good ball three. Alright, I'm going to knock down the side, get that freaking red target, and hopefully rinse repeat. That a ding ding All right snow
69:44
The D&D is here. Cold November train. Thanks for coming, buddy. Your women and children. I come for your women.
69:58
All right. We're going to roll this damn thing. There needs to be like a negative repercussion for me not doing this so that I actually freaking roll it. I don't tell it.
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And stupid shit like that doesn't happen. Tick, tick, tick, tick. There we go. Tick. Nice. Solid ball two so far.
70:56
Oh my god, that was too early. Yeah, cold. I drank a little too much yesterday. That was trouble. But I'm feeling pretty good this morning. I had a...
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Had a big breakfast and a steady IV of coffee seems to do you just right. Call one, don't matter that much. That's right, Brad.
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Although, because we were having technical issues this morning getting the, or I guess earlier getting the stream started, it created a really bad delay in the stream here. So, sorry if I'm responding like 30 seconds later. Nope.
71:56
Ball one don't matter. Super Panda. No, don't change it to Simpson. That gives a pain in the ass. That game might be more frustrating than playing an EM. Well, okay, I take that back. That was pretty bad.
72:23
Cold November Drain. I'm taking it a little easy on the old sasparillas this stream. I got a little...4,000 points, folks. Take a photo of that. That's probably the worst score you'll ever see on this game. Yeah, that's a bad.
72:44
Okay. Okay, this is it. Nope, fucking messing around. Farting. Don't eat the kids, folks. No messing around, here we go. Hike up your drawers.
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Wear a shirt that don't fit you right. Here we go. Plunge that eight ball. Close enough. First of all, no matter. This is already going terribly wrong. It's already going terribly wrong.
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Yes. Oh, baby. Come down clean. Clean. Clean. How on earth did I just find the only spot that I hit already?
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Bing. Twice. I just did that freaking twice. There we go. Knock him down, baby. I guess I couldn't trust you with that defense. Why? Oh, 13 came in. Oh, no, not bad. Tense. Shots fired. 10 to you. Shots fired at kids.
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Can I just donate to you? Shots fired. The kids. I don't want money. What am I going to do with money? Buy more pinball machines. Oh, right. Buy more pinball machines. Getting frustrating. Alright. Final attack here. We're just going to trust the bounce passes a little more than we usually do.
75:13
Hopefully that clears the game up for us a little bit. Beautiful. Trust. All the trust. Oh, see? Just trust.
75:31
That's all you need. Like I should have trusted there, and I didn't. There you go. Trust. cold november yes tz will be on the voting ticket so will iron man dad at east simpsons and getaway uh rocknear yeah we're still playing this Yesterday I was killing it. I was also wasted. Nick came in here, destroyed me, and then frickin' left. Alright, trust the dead bounce. See? That's what you gotta do. Just trust the frickin'... the old dead flip there. You see that? Ah, this slows the game down for Look at that, dead flip.
76:36
Dead flip, nope. That wouldn't have done anything. Alright, we're shooting for one on TV. Shit, that's not good.
76:54
Dead flip. That is number one. We got a good ball of chew gum folks. That's good. Sass for real! We'll get back to our old sass for real eating ways, ooh, tomorrow at the party. You'll see a lot of people drinking some sass for real. The only thing you do at a meetup is drink. You- oh my god.
77:39
Didn't even get to play ball three. Alright. Okay. for see a ss limitation on dead flip in the future sarsaparilla no see i need the sarsaparilla in order to play nick needs to be sober as a in order to play pinball. And that's how he was able to walk in here and just mop the floor with me. I qualified for C division Papa two years ago. Completely obliterated. It worked pretty well. I don't condone it, folks. Don't drink. Donate to kids. But there There is something to be said about how one or two beers loosens you up a little bit.
78:47
Mein Zaskerl, wie der Kampfschindler. I don't even know what that means. German? There's a German. Mein Zaskerl.
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All right. No more. No more of that. I just want, yes, yes, deadflip, ah, I should have deadflip, I just threw off the mojo, ding dong, Doing classic sounds. Ding. Ding dong. Oh shit, we're doing it.
79:44
Don't drink and dead flip. Actually, you'll find yourself dead flipping a lot more when you're drunk.
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Because you don't have the reaction time that you should to flip. Oh, please let me just clear the board.
80:13
Oh my god, that was close. Oh my god. Again. Get that freaking football, you. I double flicked and it said not that.
80:33
Stay in school, kids. For that Pepsi. How will this stream stay alive if we donate to the kids? Kids. Kids need money. This stream doesn't need cash, it's powered by magic and alcohol and swear words. It's like believing in fairies. Or clapping your hands to keep fairies alive. Donate to kids. I don't know. I seriously don't know how to tell a thing. Flip. Flip. Flip. Don't do it. Don't do it, you did it.
81:44
Yo that outfit though. This dude is holding a pool cue like he's trying to dig a hole or something. And she's just discovering what pool is. He's like, what the hell is this thing?
82:00
Apparently, I'm just discovering what pinball is. This guy's playing his pool cue like a guitar or sitar.
82:18
All right. Okay. All three's were them uneasy. No, no, no, no, no, no. I am a geek. Holy crap, that's terrible. I love it.
82:58
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? I am a geek. I'm a geek. God. Some people, man. Where the hell do these jokes come from? Did you get that off of a popsicle stick?
83:13
Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's start hitting the game a little more. Never mind, I changed my mind. Don't hit it, 10 spence. I am 18. To be honest, I didn't understand it either until I sounded it out in my head. Like, I'm 80. Oh, I'm 80.
83:50
Quick! Don't. Hell yeah. You fuck. I'm so frustrated. Unless you are on a bus. Wait, what? Keep up the life, folks.
84:30
This is it. This is the big win right here. This is where all the magic happens. I'm blessed! I tilt. This tilt is way too sensitive. Weee! I just want to coffin drop this thing. Coffin Drop is in. Y'all familiar with Coffin Drops? Where you pick up the front of the game, you just slam it down.
85:11
Does he still owe me? Where are you... Where are you getting these? 1,000 points. I may be getting worse because I am a silver man.
85:27
Because he's still a Wookiee. Colt, are you talking about this shirt? Which way is the beach, bruh? Over there? Over there? Behind me? In front of me?
85:57
I don't got any muscles. Alright, here's the deal folks. I'm playing one more game. And on this one more game, we're going to act like there is a lot at stake here. We're just going to blow this up. A-fart.
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Eventually. Solid, solid, solid. Oh, you think my shirt's lame? Oh. But it's got Arnold Schwarzenegger on it.
87:10
Oh, Larry. I'm going to light this machine on fire. I'm gonna light it on fire. Be the ball, Danny. Alright.
87:49
Alright, by one more game I'm in. One more game after that. We'll execute you if you play bad? Alright, that's a good way to think. Here we go. wha wha alright here we go oh god don't shoot me oh god it's gonna happen I'm gonna die I need like Hulk Hogan's theme song from the 80's playing right now I am a real American.
88:55
I feel like an American. Remember. Wait, four more years? Hold on. Hold on, I have a feeling that you're part of an inside joke that's making me question whether or not I know you in person.
89:19
How did you know I'm running for president? Oh. Yes. No. Freaking who invented slingshots? What an asshole.
89:49
I'm dead. Oh my god, I suck at this game. Yeah, so folks, hold on. Let me switch this up to get a little more intimate.
90:09
Tomorrow is a meetup that we're having. I explained this earlier. It's a bunch of animators and 3D artists and stuff like that are getting together at a bar called Bottom Lounge that's about three or four blocks from the studio here and they have I want to say maybe 10 or 12 pins there too and since that party starts at five o'clock and we usually start at five o'clock and I want this to be on time every day what I'm going to do is I'm going to bring the stream there set up on one of the machines that we obviously don't have here just to make it a little interesting and then throughout the like two hours. It might even go on beyond the usual hour and a half, two hours that we do. I'll just start grabbing random friends of mine, bringing them over, battling, playing some pinball. They're all a bunch of smartasses, so it should be fun. Yeah, it's going to be good. Nick might be busy, so you probably won't see too much of him because I think he's speaking at the event. But it's going to be good. There's going to be lots of drinking, lots of swearing just overall fun off with your head the dictator says sounds like you're trying to tell me some sort of fancy story who are the coolest people at Rick concerts the fans I just don't even know what that means Rick fans Rick Aslan anyway folks thanks again for coming Sorry today was a little slow Just a lot of stuff's happening in the office today So tomorrow should be exciting I will pick the game at random And I'll keep it a surprise until we go live Should be fun And maybe I'll try to make it a little more Easier to Slide it around if we need to go to different machines But anyway, thanks for coming I'll see you folks tomorrow, 5pm from Bottom Lounge It's gonna be loud, it's gonna be crazy I don't know Or it's gonna suck, who cares You guys are great, thanks for coming Alright friends, goodbye Tense Pants Bottom Lounge, yes Bottom Lounge You know, for the butts It's all butts Goodbye everybody