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My attempt to Destroy the Ring...(Lord of the Rings Pinball)

Straight Down the Middle·video·16m 42s·analyzed·Feb 17, 2017
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TL;DR

SDTM host attempts Lord of the Rings Destroy the Ring wizard mode; nearly succeeds but highlights game's thrills and mechanical quirks.

Summary

Host from Straight Down the Middle plays Lord of the Rings pinball, attempting to reach and execute the Destroy the Ring wizard mode—a complex endgame requiring three completed multiballs (Fellowship, Two Towers, Return of the King) followed by four specific shots to trigger the dramatic finale. Despite multiple attempts across several recorded sessions, the host narrowly fails the final shot but celebrates the game's theatrical design and overall quality, while noting mechanical quirks like the snappy flippers and sensitive slingshots.

Key Claims

  • Destroy the Ring is one of the speaker's favorite wizard modes

    high confidence · Opening statement: 'I'm going to play the Lord of the Rings I'm attempting to get to destroy the ring because it's one of my favorite wizard modes'

  • Destroy the Ring requires completing all three multiballs (Fellowship, Two Towers, Return of the King) and four specific shots to set up

    high confidence · Direct explanation during gameplay: 'if you do you light all three and complete all the multiballs and you can destroy the ring' and 'you're to hit the four lit shots'

  • The right ramp on Lord of the Rings is difficult to control and behaves unpredictably

    high confidence · Multiple complaints throughout: 'stupid right ramp', 'I don't know if it's the mech in the game but I always find that the flippers is just super snappy' and final assessment: 'right ramp is just a clunk monster to me'

  • Lord of the Rings has sensitive slingshots that make gameplay difficult

    high confidence · Closing critique: 'the slings on this thing are just super sensitive so makes it tough'

  • Destroy the Ring is a theatrical event featuring Gollum and Frodo fighting on a volcano on the DMD

    high confidence · Detailed description: 'if you watch the DMD um Gollum and froto start fighting on the on the volcano um so it holds the wall up there and you're to knock gollem off'

Notable Quotes

  • “there's no bigger thrill for me in pinball it's I'm hard pressed to find one with something like that just the just the overwhelming emotion that I feel right now that's the fun stuff right there”

    Host (Straight Down the Middle)@ 14:12 — Expresses the emotional intensity and appeal of the Destroy the Ring sequence, highlighting what makes Lord of the Rings memorable despite its mechanical challenges

  • “I'd recommend any anybody that can play it or pick it up Lord of the Rings is on top for a lot of reasons”

    Host (Straight Down the Middle)@ 15:59 — Strong endorsement of the game despite acknowledged mechanical issues, positioning it as a top-tier title

  • “right ramp is just a clunk monster to me and it's hard to control”

    Host (Straight Down the Middle)@ 16:12 — Identifies the right ramp as a specific mechanical pain point affecting gameplay quality

  • “if you have a Lord of the Rings set the on the adjustment set your come on Zach Sharp think destroy the ring to two balls instead of one it's just a much much better effect”

    Host (Straight Down the Middle)@ 11:27 — Provides a rule adjustment recommendation to improve the Destroy the Ring experience by using two balls instead of one

Entities

Straight Down the MiddlemediaLord of the RingsgamePinball ExpoeventDestroy the RingproductZach SharppersonStern Pinballcompany

Signals

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    community_signal: Straight Down the Middle hosts are attending Pinball Expo and inviting viewers to meet them there; show is actively producing content and maintaining community connection

    high · Closing statement: 'keep checking out the the show Straight Down the Middle: a pinball show we're going to have some fun stuff coming up we're going to be at Pinball Expo here soon'

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Destroy the Ring wizard mode features theatrical, cinematic elements (Gollum vs. Frodo sequence on DMD, ball juggling on cliff edge) that create emotional resonance and player investment beyond pure scoring mechanics

    high · Host's statement: 'there's no bigger thrill for me in pinball...just the overwhelming emotion that I feel right now that's the fun stuff right there' and detailed description of DMD animation and ball-holding mechanic

  • ?

    product_concern: Slingshots are unusually sensitive, increasing difficulty and frustration factor during regular play

    high · Host closing critique: 'the slings on this thing are just super sensitive so makes it tough'

  • ?

    product_concern: Flippers on Lord of the Rings are overly snappy/responsive, making precise ball control difficult despite host's general preference for responsive flippers

    medium · Host statement: 'the flippers is just super snappy which I usually like but' combined with frequent missed shots and difficulty executing specific ramp shots

  • ?

    product_concern: Right ramp exhibits mechanical control issues described as 'clunk monster'; unpredictable ball routing and difficulty making consistent shots suggest potential design or mechanical implementation problems

Topics

Wizard Mode ExecutionprimaryLord of the Rings Game DesignprimaryMechanical Playfield IssuesprimaryDestroy the Ring SequenceprimaryGame Rules and StrategysecondaryFlipper Control and Techniquesecondary

Sentiment

positive(0.78)— Host expresses strong appreciation for Lord of the Rings despite mechanical frustrations. The emotional high from attempting Destroy the Ring, combined with acknowledgment of the game's quality and placement as a top recommendation, outweighs specific critiques of the right ramp and slingshots. Frustration is directed at gameplay difficulty rather than game design philosophy.

Transcript

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what's up my pinball people I'm going to play the Lord of the Rings I'm attempting to get to destroy the ring because it's one of my favorite wizard [Music] modes but it's not easy for me to do um I would explain the rules in depth to you guys um but between you and I I'm going to be honest with you guys I uh why is there two balls in the shoe I'm going to take it we're going to cheat the system I've already tried to record like 10 games you and I'm getting nothing so we'll kind of explain the rulle this Qui how [Music] someone I'm trying to help you I'm trying [Music] what are you doing the I know they [Music] are it's just a it's a tough challenging [Music] game I save I'm such a good friend can't hit the going to by order of the king for the ref I want super [Music] Mary four [Music] more all [Music] right locked the path of the dead I'm not even close path of the dead though [Music] still super rain [Music] fzy i' like to start fellowship with the ring if I do you light all three and complete all the W or save that all complete all the multiballs and you can destroy the ring attempt to destroy the ring stay [Applause] now if you can p whoa no you [Music] cannot no you cannot trying to hit that see I can't even get freaking flipper all right Fellowship the ring the bell broke this is beyond any of you okay [Music] [Applause] okay bad ball there bad bad bad nasty little ball so ball two my goal here I've got two towers lit so I'm going to try to hit the lock qualify that but in the meantime I'm going to try to SK shot that Tower to build up the turn of the [Music] can who got to be fast at this game you got to oh I love that take hold of yourself really like that b under control oh I love that that's still going need all the help I can get so I'll take it stay out of there stupid right ramp stupid right ramp woo save slow down down Zach okay right ramp that's all it is it's just a stupid little old right ramp well it's not a right orbit it's not it's a right ramp how to get the ball to the left [Music] FL get up [Music] there damn it I wish I could back in that shot there it is and you now we're starting with two towers w [Music] w the hilarious Jack two double Jack three that was some some moves right there double one double get out basically I [Music] shot check [Music] two one ni shot Okay so we've got two of the multi balls completed we've got to get up to that tower now getting up to that Tower is a bit tough only because you got to almost fall out of the ramp to get there and it's got to fall to the [Applause] left that didn't sound good it needs a uh a little oil what is it War battle is what it is there's a diverter up there which is kind of cool there it is that's how you get up there all or 500 I need all the help I can get should be getting close we got up first not enough beware of Golem two multiball is okay but hurt Army [Music] I need to you got all right I need to get up I finish this mode out I guess I need to get to the damn Zach get your [ __ ] under control brother get it under control super times super super times I got a extra ball though so we're good there again all right now for the life of me I would love to hit that Tower so I can start rur to the cing there we [Music] go so now we're starting return to the King multiball after this multiball I'll be set up for destroy the ring and hopefully I will not fail miserably because that is awful I find myself [Music] [Applause] [Music] one that was stupid now I'm just trying to get my Jackpots and complete the actual multi which I I mean I have a hard time doing it I really [Music] do trip triple jackpot all right now we're trying to go right up the middle to destroy the ring and then we drain and then then we drain okay still got one more ball all right baby it's game time now all right so all three multiv balls are flashing which means destroy the ring is ready to go so to destroy the ring essentially you shoot the ball up there and it's just a really cool theatrical event because if you watch the DMD um Gollum and froto start fighting on the on the volcano um so it holds the wall up there and you've got to knock gollem off or into the other ball uh to destroy the ring but before you do that you've got to make I think it's four shots to even set it up that's what makes it tough again um if you have a Lord of the Rings set the on the adjustment set your come on Zach think destroy the ring to two balls instead of one it's just a much much better effect so I'm going to try to get the ball I want the ball to the left flipper so that I can shoot it right up at ramp and to do so the easiest way is to get it to path of the Dead coming 2 if it doesn't fly off the Ring 2 all right so now we've started and threw it out usually doesn't so now I've got to hit the four lit shots [Music] [Applause] [Music] damn I see how they're fighting up there got to hit my shots so I can get him on the cliff all right that's not the [Music] shotgun three shots left on Zach hit that shot Bud go all right so now I've got two shots all right two shots there's one of [Applause] them now I need my right orbit ring is mine I don't think I can post pass here oh no no it spotted me we're good so now you got to get right up that middle there and you got to get it caught [Applause] though all right Z there we go so now they're hanging on the edge of the cliff and you see the ball just juggling in there I just got to free it up oh just got to free it up you guys feel the tension I do fre it up oh I hit it it didn't go it did not go see if I can rightand it in there get up there no no you slings no [Music] [Applause] [Music] slings man oh I just want to drain after that okay so that was a freaking disappointment but you guys got the uh you got the drift of it man they really honestly there's no bigger thrill for me in Pinball it's I'm hard pressed to find one with something like that just the just the overwhelming emotion that I feel right now [ __ ] that's the fun stuff right there me you know what I didn't beat it but it's okay cuz it's it's just fun as hell H to try but you guys seen it though right I hit the I wish I had a replay I hit the ball it just didn't it wasn't enough it wasn't enough to knock Gollum off so now I can proceed to try to get I mean it's the third ball who are we kidding but to get the valinor you would have to complete the modes you'd have to complete the gift of the elves um and by doing so you end up going through um all the multiv balls again and whatnot so let's just finish this game up strong at least you got to guys got to see what destroy the ring is all about I'm not going to give away what happens when you do destroy the ring because it's an even bigger spectacle but but that's okay I appreciate you're watching anyway we almost got there we almost got there by order of the king the city must we make for The Refuge so we're just going to try to keep building maybe we can uh get an extra ball here or be screwed and go straight in the hole like that see to destroy the ring you don't have to have that big of a score where was I at 57 you guys this this is a fun game it really is I'd recommend any anybody that can play it or pick it up Lord of the Rings is on top for a lot of reasons they it does have its issues um some of the things I do not like much about it is that right ramp is just a clunk monster to me and it's hard to control I don't know if it's the the mech in the game but I always find that the flippers is just super Snappy which I usually like but and the slings on this thing are just super sensitive so makes it tough but um that's it guys keep checking out the the show straight down the middle we're going to have some fun stuff coming up we're going to be expo here soon if you guys have already watched this and came to Expo hopefully we all had a blast woohoo

high · Multiple complaints: 'stupid right ramp', 'clunk monster to me and it's hard to control', inconsistent shot execution throughout gameplay