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Host proposes remaster candidates and design philosophies following Metallica's commercial success.
Metallica Remastered sold 'gangbusters' and exceeded Stern's expectations
medium confidence · Host states 'the Metallica remastered sold gangbusters while we all patiently wait' and notes it was 'somewhat of a surprise from what I hear'
Metallica's original critical weakness was repetitive 'chopping wood' gameplay requiring hitting the same targets repeatedly
high confidence · Host: 'The most negative thing that would come from Metallica was that it was like chopping wood. Probably initially coined by your favorite reviewers straight down the middle' and explains the game as 'hit these things a bunch of times and then you'll see a multiball'
Metallica Remastered improved flipper power but host felt it diminished shot feel
high confidence · Host: 'They improved [flipper power]. I would say too much...I didn't I did not enjoy the feel of it as much...something just, it didn't feel right'
Lord of the Rings' right ramp hits the wooden cabinet side without backing, yet shows no visible wear despite decades of play
high confidence · Host describes this as anomalous: 'The backing to the ramp is the wood side of the pinball cabinet Which is odd...A metal ball hitting from being a wooden cabinet repeatedly for since 2003 the year of our Lord, that spot doesn't have where'
Lord of the Rings' Path of the Dead ramp is a 'stupid' Plinko-style feature that needs interactive elements
high confidence · Host: 'It's just a Plinko machine up there and you're just waiting...Maybe toss a flipper up there...have some interaction up in the path of the dead'
Lord of the Rings has fading flipper power that limits center ramp accessibility late in games
high confidence · Host: 'Ten minutes into a game, you can only hit it with both flippers...fix the flipper power'
Tron's left-upper flipper shot is universally disliked and should be removed in a remaster
medium confidence · Host: 'I don't like left hand upper flipper shots...You're wrong. Change that right away' and calls it 'such a bitch'
“Metallica was often touted as one of the best ever...not many people ever said, oh, that game's horrible.”
Host @ ~2:00-3:00 — Establishes Metallica's pre-remaster reputation as universally regarded, setting context for why a remaster was appealing
“Metallica really lowered that barrier to entry...hit the snake ten times, hit Sparky ten times, hit those cross shots, and then this thing will happen. Done.”
Host @ ~5:00-6:00 — Explains accessibility as key design strength and lesson for future remasters
“The elephant in the room and the one I think that most of the planet Earth would like remade is Lord of the Rings.”
Host @ ~11:00 — Identifies community consensus on highest-demand remaster candidate
“Everything is just visually pretty optimized...It's like the perfect storm of a game.”
Host @ ~18:00 — Host's assessment of Lord of the Rings' holistic excellence justifying minimal mechanical changes
“Don't do what Wizards of the Coast did with the Lord of the Rings Magic the card...don't take that many liberties and change all of it.”
Host @ ~13:00 — Cross-industry example of caution against over-creative reinterpretation in licensed remasters
“The biggest improvement you can make to old Lord of the Rings is the flipper power. The fading flipper power.”
Host @ ~22:00 — Identifies flipper fade as central mechanical flaw limiting center ramp accessibility
“Tron is like a super Ironman...simple rules, a little more depth...ABCD done.”
Host @ ~40:00 — Describes Tron's elegant rule simplicity as strength worth preserving
“If you don't put the lighted ramps on Tron you're...Bye bye! [laughs] No one wants to hit that shot.”
Host @ ~37:00 — Identifies fiber-optic ramp lights as mandatory feature for Tron remaster; indicates most popular mod
product_launch: Metallica Remastered released in 2024 with significant mechanical and display upgrades including flipper power increase, improved shot progress counters, stereo audio, and Sparky bash toy
high · Host discusses Metallica Remastered as recently available and already selling well; references specific design changes (stronger flippers, counter displays, UV effects, 500+ dialogue lines)
product_strategy: Stern signaling continued remaster strategy beyond Metallica with Lord of the Rings, Tron, and Ghostbusters as candidates
medium · Host: 'They're going to remake more games' and identifies specific titles as community consensus candidates; Ghostbusters described as having 'heavy rumor' status
community_signal: Strong community consensus that Lord of the Rings is highest-priority remaster candidate
high · Host: 'The elephant in the room and the one I think that most of the planet Earth would like remade is Lord of the Rings...Personally I would also like that game remade'
market_signal: Metallica Remastered exceeded Stern's sales expectations ('somewhat of a surprise from what I hear') despite pre-existing game popularity
medium · Host: 'the Metallica remastered sold gangbusters...somewhat of a surprise from what I hear'
gameplay_signal: Flipper power and shot feel are critical design elements differentiating quality pinball experiences; host identifies flipper fade as mechanical flaw in Lord of the Rings limiting mid-game accessibility
high · Host extensively discusses flipper power impact across multiple games (Metallica, LOTR, Tron, Star Wars, TMNT, Star Trek); identifies LOTR center ramp shot as inaccessible due to fading flipper power
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Tron's spinning disc motor is excessively loud and drowns out music on location machines
high confidence · Host: 'Turn down the volume on the motor on the spinning disc...Because you want to hear the music and this...When I play it on location too, it's shit'
Ghostbusters is heavily rumored as a remaster candidate
medium confidence · Host: 'It's close between that [Tron] and the old Ghostbusters which is, it's got a heavy rumor on it, doesn't it?'
design_philosophy: Core remaster philosophy should preserve what made originals great while fixing known pain points rather than over-redesigning
high · Host repeatedly emphasizes: 'People love the game for a reason So dont change much but improve the things that most would say'; 'Don't do what Wizards of the Coast did...don't take that many liberties'
product_concern: Lord of the Rings' right ramp backing anomaly: ramp hits wooden cabinet side without protective backing, yet shows no visible wear despite 20+ years of play
high · Host describes in detail: 'The backing to the ramp is the wood side of the pinball cabinet Which is odd...A metal ball hitting from being a wooden cabinet repeatedly for since 2003...that spot doesn't have where'
product_concern: Tron's spinning disc motor is excessively loud and reduces audio enjoyment on location machines; may indicate design oversight
high · Host: 'Turn down the volume on the motor on the spinning disc...When I play it on location too, it's shit. Because you want to hear the music'
sentiment_shift: Host's initial hype for Metallica Remastered diminished after extended play experience; shot feel changes led to negative reassessment despite commercial success
high · Host: 'for me, not pass...I didn't I did not enjoy the feel of it as much...something just, it didn't feel right...It's not a knock against the game...but for those who were kind of on the fence, did it sway me beyond that? No'
design_innovation: Metallica Remastered improved shot progress legibility by adding on-playfield counters showing required hits per shot, reducing reliance on hold-flipper menu navigation
high · Host: 'bringing it up to stereo, having the counters to the things, the part of the game, shooting the snake, shooting the cross...having that easily legible to where anyone walking up can see, oh, I've hit the snake five times'
licensing_signal: Licensing uncertainty around reusing original Lord of the Rings film music and actor callouts in remaster; AI voice upsampling proposed as fallback
medium · Host: 'Doubtful they would get the callback, the callouts...10, 9, 5, 4, or John Rhys-Davies for Gimli. Doubtful they would ever get those. Use AI to up-res those shits'