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Bram Stoker's Dracula (Williams 1993) 06/10/15

Dead Flip·video·1h 28m·analyzed·Jun 15, 2015
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TL;DR

DeadFlip streams Dracula (1993) gameplay amid Twitch technical issues

Summary

Jack Danger and friends stream Bram Stoker's Dracula (Williams 1993) gameplay on Twitch with persistent technical issues. The session features casual pinball gameplay with frequent chat interaction, joking about stream drops, internet problems, and Twitch platform mechanics. The hosts discuss game strategy, rules, and entertainment between gameplay segments.

Key Claims

  • The stream location is displayed at the top of the stream graphic every day

    high confidence · Jack Danger states: 'for everyone that asks where we're at, I have had on the screen for the entire time we're ever been streaming on Twitch, our location up at the top of the freaking stream'

  • The show typically runs for about two to two and a half hours

    high confidence · Jack Danger explains: 'Typically we run for about two, two and a half hours. So we started at five. And then six. And then seven. So at seven o'clock, which is in there about 15 minutes, we usually end the stream.'

  • Jack Danger makes his living off of pinball streaming

    medium confidence · Jack states: 'Listen, I try to make my mate/man off of pinball, and it's not working out well' and 'This is my Larry Day job'

  • DeadFlip uses a three camera and external microphone setup for streaming

    high confidence · Jack Danger mentions: 'it's a very elaborate three camera and external microphone setup, but it works Papa Duke well. To stream with the pinball.'

  • Internet speed test showed 100 Mbps down, 20 Mbps up

    high confidence · Jack states: 'I did a speed test a minute ago, and we have Blackwater 100 down, 20 up'

Notable Quotes

  • “If you Backhand Pinball it real early, when the ramp's open, you can get it into the coffin.”

    Jack Danger@ 8:55 — Game strategy tip for Dracula rules, referencing 'Backhand Pinball' technique

  • “Young Frankenstein. I do not have a PS4. I have a PS3 because I am a dummy.”

    Jack Danger@ 17:07 — Personal anecdote about favorite movie and self-deprecating humor

  • “The point isn't that you're playing video The Games and people are watching. Your point is you're engaging with an audience about something you guys both care about.”

    Jack Danger@ 34:52 — Articulates the core value proposition of streaming: audience engagement, not just gameplay

  • “Listen, if you... Go tell Gary Stern Oldman to his face that his movie sucks. He will punch you, but you'll applaud the punch.”

    Jack Danger@ 16:07 — Humorous tangent mixing Stern Pinball CEO with actor Gary Oldman

Entities

Jack DangerpersonBrad StarkpersonNick George CampbellpersonDeadFlipmediaBram Stoker's DraculagameTwitchcompanyStern PinballcompanyTheatre of Magicgame

Signals

  • ?

    business_signal: Jack Danger attempting to make living from pinball streaming income but reports it is 'not working out well.' Implies monetization challenges for pinball content creators.

    medium · Jack states: 'Listen, I try to make my mate/man off of pinball, and it's not working out well' and 'This is my Larry Day job. You're watching me perform my Larry Day job. It's not working out so well.'

  • ?

    community_signal: DeadFlip emphasizes audience engagement as core value of streaming, beyond just gameplay. Hosts actively read chat, acknowledge subscribers/followers, and engage in dialogue with viewers.

    high · Jack Danger explicitly states: 'The point isn't that you're playing video The Games and people are watching. Your point is you're engaging with an audience about something you guys both care about.'

  • ?

    technology_signal: Persistent Twitch stream stability issues despite excellent local internet (100 down/20 up). Unexplained frame drops, stream disconnections, and platform instability throughout broadcast.

    high · Multiple instances of stream dropping and coming back, hosts checking Twitch status page showing issues from 4 days prior, discussion of frame loss and dropped frames throughout stream

Transcript

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0:00
I was, I was upset, um, that the stream was dead. And off again. Gears in, crying. Oh my fucking god.
0:17
Harry Hauser. Who's the man? You got some splint? Wait, are we on or are we off? Guys, I need to know. Oh, my God. It's back. Okay. Pardon me. I'm just going to play my ball. Yeah, play your ball. I won't even tell you. I'm just going to play my ball. Guys. You focus on you. Focus. You be you, man. Focus.
0:43
To all of you new followers, I will let you know, and you can ask people in chat to verify, this hasn't been a problem. We've never had this problem. This is bonkers what's happening. Yeah.
0:55
You got some nice internet around here. Uh-oh. I was on the screen. It's the only way I can beat you anymore is to distract you with looking at the stream. Looking at stream, looking at stream. You become too good of a pinball player. And the only way to do it is to say, Jack, the stream is down. Or to engineer it like I did.
1:15
I think Twitch is just dead. I'm gonna check something. Lose, you got some splaining to do. Guys, stop saying gone and back. Actually, it's throwing me off my game.
1:31
I'm going to pull up Twitch on my phone. Okay. Wait, I will too. What can I do? And I'm going to look at anybody. Okay, can I try? Yes.
1:42
I follow a lot of... What's League of Legends? That sounds like something you guys play. No. Wait, what's Stadium? Can I play this? Yeah, you can play that. Stadium looks cool. So, number one, Stadium. I'm watching a stadium stream right now Jack where's your pinball jacket Guys this is what stadium looks like This is like stunt driver Anybody remember stunt driver Pardon me I didn't mean to grab your penis That's alright I'll just lean over So that is That is stadium And twitch is working Alright I think twitch is back Oh my gosh is this good internet Please confirm that stadium is a fun game And can I play it on a Macintosh computer Matt Cantosh, of course.
2:27
Suicide Sterling, what's up, man? I'm having an aneurysm. Look at this. Get the hell out of here with you. Nick is watching another Twitch streamer while we're twitching. Yo, I'm watching... Don't say the name out loud. I can't say it? No. Wait, do I get banned?
2:46
Do I get banned from this stream? If you get banned, we all get banned. I'm sorry. We're great, brother. Listen, I played a lot of stunt driver in theme park, and I'm a 90s kid, all right?
3:01
Crap, we... Oh, my God. Off to roll. Guys, Kid Chriso, what's up? Can I please? I'm so upset with what the Internet's doing right now, guys. You look great today, though. If the Internet can't see how great you are, I'm really bummed about that. Where did you go? In my condom pocket here. Condom pocket. Oh, it's got even a little wear on it. That's awesome. Ball.
3:30
So this game's going very well. Wait, no frame loss the last two minutes? Yay! JDS, 15 million, which is really pretty bad. And I have four, which is also really bad. I have four, which is also bad. What I want is that missed hole up top there.
3:47
I don't think the stream's good, man. Don't tilt. I don't know. Jack has so many looks. Yes, I have varying degrees of sexiness.
4:01
Oh, you gotta hit it. I lost my danger, so I can't do the shake. I need to hit the ball. Oh, there you go.
4:09
Oh, God. Give him both. You won, buddy. I did it. Guys, it looks like the internet is working on a clip show. 10 million. I'm in love with the cocoa I won I got it for the low low I did it I beat Jack Don't change my thing it's working fine I beat Jack everyone Just barely I'm gonna try again okay There you go Come on I subscribe for the right hand In the street Are they saying they don't like us? Wait, what's wrong? I think they're saying they don't like us.
4:58
Wait, you subscribe for the pinball, not for the dudes. I get it. Okay. Go. Yeah, folks, I don't know. Let's go. I'll do some... It's like the Twitch thing that does the stuff. Bad stuff. Oh, shoot. Feed me cow.
5:28
Hey, thanks, whoever that is. Thanks for the follow. Oh, wow, that was interesting. You guys going to do more podcasts?
5:37
Yeah. Sure. Don't tell. Alright, let's see what Twitch support has to say. We believe broadcasts... Oh, that was four days ago. I'm done! Yay! Twitch is using Cool Range Doritos. You're in, buddy. Put me in, and I'll be amazing!
6:05
Just finished. Guys, I did a speed test a minute ago, and we have 100 down, 20 up. Oh, man. It wasn't us. We weren't doing anything on the internet. Like we weren't streaming anything This is a special We have 100 down 20 up Uh oh Brad Time to take it Brad Stark everybody Time to take it Bradman Alright Bradman Stark killers Brad Stark the blood charge What? Wait what? Don't say that Isn't that your nickname? It is No Stop saying it I tried to get rid of that When I went to college Become someone else besides the book shark. Big Slime Raver, what's up, buddy?
6:50
I'll take a rant. Take a photo of the shark one time and then you get a nickname all just forever, you know? Born Soul, I promise you, tomorrow we'll be streaming hard and long and strong. And we're down to get our friction on. So, ladies. Yeah. Ladies. Yeah. Want to roll Mama Sadie? Yeah. Turn around. Shake it out. Even butt shark got shot. Even butt shark's here. Butt shark.
7:20
Dude, butt shark's a pretty cool name, I gotta say. Butt shark's great. I like butt shark. You know, he sounds like a morning radio DJ. Butt shark in the bow.
7:31
Bill in the butt shark. Yeah, right. Bill in the butt shark. Did he say butt? Yeah, he said butt. Was that butt or bud? Oh, that's us working ourselves out. Beef in the butt. beef in the butt. I can't hype, ladies. Sorry. Wait, what?
7:52
Always be hyping. Beef in the butt. Hard and long. That's what she said. Oh, darn it. Oh, man. That's not a double entendre if that's the point of the original lyric. Wait.
8:09
That's a single entendre. Welcome to butt shark week One more Exactly Diamond Lot Beef in the butt in the morning WKISS 94.7 FM Beef in the butt Beef Who's the new guy There are no new guys This is Nick Campbell This is Brad Starr I'm Jack Danger And if you're talking about me I do go through different hairstyles and facial hair combinations We are dead flip. Mine is dead.
8:46
Alright, we'll try the infamous backhand here, folks. Oh! Can you do it? So, I met a vampire once, and he said, If you backhand it real early, when the ramp's open, you can get it into the coffin. He's got to be stupid early.
9:05
Thanks, Mr. Dracula. That's it. Dracula's like super old, so he's been playing pinball for a very long time. So now I think I'm going to go miss first, then... Wait, how many locks do you have for karma? I would go for the lock. Yeah, maybe you're right. It's a safer shot.
9:24
It's a safer shot. It was a good example of a dead flip right there. Uncle Karmie, exactly. Oh, I do it once, and now it's gone.
9:34
I guess we forget that Stan's part of it, like no disrespect, It's just there's four founders. He's G2.
9:41
He's Generation Z. He's a second wave. A prospect. We've got to patch him over. We're not patching him. Oh, no. No.
9:54
Oh, you got eaten, dog. Oh, dude. Did you say we're not patching him? That was not cool, dog. No, he's patched. We've got to patch him. He's got a full battery.
10:03
Going for it. Uh-oh. He's a full-pass member. Internet, freaking crap I love you, Internet. Thank you for all the follows, subscriptions, donations, and whatnot. Get in there. You guys are the best. Get the fuck in there, you fucker. Whoa, whoa, whoa, kids.
10:26
You got rats. Um, donate to kids. Yeah, I also blew it. All right, you got castled rats. It's a story like a thumb gun. Sorry, Internet, I love you.
10:37
Baseline. Yeah, baseline or bassline. Probably baseline. Um, yeah, we... it's a very elaborate three camera and external microphone setup, but it works pretty well. To stream with the pinball. Get your racks! There you go. Ratt'em up! I'm rattin' them up! Nice. Here we go. No money! How many ca- what's your castle like? Your castle costs? One more, but the 30 million don't come without a miss. come without miss.
11:08
It's true. You gotta get some ramps going, though. Get up there. Oh, God. There you go. Alright. Oh, my virgin ears. Yeah, guys, sorry. Sorry. There are children that watch the show.
11:29
Some people don't remember that. Got it. Got the double jackpot. And you spell DR. The game sounds are a tad low. We'll get that fixed out, guys. Your castle jackpot is still blinking. Yeah.
11:45
I'll keep watching then. Flips people off. Are there board game streams on Twitch? We can play Yahtzee. Got it. 46 middle there.
11:56
That animation is awesome. It restarted your multiple. I know people play Dungeons and Dragons. Oh, no! That was an 80.
12:08
That's all gone. That's good, though. Yeah, BornSoul, we'll have it figured out for tomorrow, man. I'm guessing it's something I'll push to the end. I can't... Like, our internet is perfect here. I just ran a speed test. It's fine.
12:25
Have you tried turning it off and on again? Yeah. I blew into the cartridge. All of it. Go. Oh, gosh.
12:39
Gush. Nice. Nice little burrito. Geez. I only play pinball once a year at my cousin's. Diamond. Yo, step it up, Diamond. Stop that, dude. Stop screwing around. Don't play pinball. Yo, they got more games than at your cousin's. It might have to do with the machine. What machine are you talking about?
13:04
Right pin button. Isn't that called the machine driver? You mean Dracula? Gosh. I chuckwagged a year late. There was about a thousand people here earlier. And then the internet started being a demon.
13:23
Who's who for reference? Alright, I'm Nick. This is Nick Campbell. That's Brad Starr. My name's Jack Danger. I freaking love you nerds. That's true, he does. Without powers combined. He talks about you guys all the time. Listen. I never drink. Um, internet. I love you guys. I never drink.
13:45
Wine. It means he drinks butt. Butt. It means he drinks butt. He drinks butt. So, if you watch the movie What We Do in the Shadows, the vampire movie that just came out. Dope. It's amazing. but if you watch them try to eat or drink anything that isn't blood it's just vomit mountains of blood out of their mouth it's amazing playing X-Men at Rocky, oh awesome dude Brad has no drink I think that is true God you guys are so uh I don't know there's a word for being able to see a lot of stuff at one time I'm unemployed right now we're all unemployed This is our job. Folks, if you're... Listen, I try to make my money off of pinball, and it's not working out well. Yeah. How's that work for you, dude? It's not working out at all. Listen, folks, this is my job. This is my day job. You're watching me perform my day job. It's not working out so well.
14:45
That's throwing him oscillators. The internet dies. You know, people hate me. No one's following me. We didn't get, like, 100 followers earlier today. You know, how am I going to buy all those diapers I need for my long road trips to go play pinball? My mom don't talk to me no more.
15:06
I'll get it, but I'll get a drink after my next ball. You got to earn it. I got to earn it. Hey, thank you, Existential Taco. Existential Taco, what a name. Cheers, buddy. Thanks for the follow. You're the man or woman. That's your ball. You need to stop reading the chat. False. This is how you make Twitch work. You've got to read the chat. Amen. You can read the chat now. No. Yeah. No. Yeah. No.
15:36
Ah, mistake. Like a Bugs Bunny. Danger needs that diaper money. Can we, can you highlight, can you highlight tomorrow when you thought you had the ball and you looked out and there's a monster? It happens to be more than it should. What happened to broadcasting in diapers? We'll get that figured out. Alright, internet, here we go. Wait, real skater, did you watch Dracula last night? It's not stupid, it's okay. I don't know, it sounds pretty bad. Listen, if you... Go tell Gary Oldman to his face that his movie sucks. He will punch you, but you'll applaud the punch. Listen, Gary Oldman can save any movie. He could do anything. He could be anything.
16:25
Ugh. Alright, I need some mist up in here. I almost got coffin again. What's your favorite movie? Oh, man. Here we go.
16:36
Favorite movie? Is there even such a thing? I do have a favorite movie, folks. And I wish it was a pinball machine. It's called Young Frankenstein. And that movie, if it's on, I can't help but watch it every time it's on. Is that Gene Wilder? Yep. Is it good? I guess it's your favorite. It's only the greatest movie ever freaking made.
17:07
Young Frankenstein. I do not have a PS4. I have a PS3 because I am a dummy. 20, 20 million. No! Oh, bobbleheads.
17:26
No, Gary is not the only one with a Twitter account. Tom Waits is the only one with a Twitter account. Oh, shoot ball. Dude, half a belly. I think I've got the most to talk to. Dude, exactly. To the extreme. Flower blue. I think I've got the most to talk to with Tom Waits, though. He seems like the most interesting one out of all of them. Yeah. I don't know. Gary Oldman. I feel like we'd be best friends. Me and Gary. What's up, Gary? What's up, Gary Bear?
17:54
Huggy Hug. I saw you in Batman. Was he in Batman? Yeah, he's Commissioner Gurdon. Oh, no, I missed it. You have a bug by your face. See? Man, we gotta get that figured out. Oh, yeah, here we go. The bug. Missed my skill shot, but I got some. Since the new people moved in upstairs, we've been seeing fruit flies.
18:13
So, uh, we're gonna have to set out a track. You think, like, they just need to move down or something? Something.
18:25
What's your Twitter? Hello? Your score is great. Thanks, buddy. Wanna keep going, uh, trying to light that mist again? Uh-oh. I feel like Nick's hands show hesitation. Thank you. Oh, like a delay thing? No.
18:47
It's like butt stuff. Oh, that's probably true. Flip it to butt. Hold on, let's see if I can... That was fun. Oh, don't. This is not what you want.
19:01
Saw it coming. That's bonus. so big half a billion oh my god your score is so big fall in please drop frames
19:41
10 million. Did you see it count down my bonus? Or try to? It's like giving me that ball back. 10 million.
19:57
I'm going to give you that 10 million that time. 10 million. Time to make some money, kids. Rob Luecher.
20:11
Get those D's. Oh my god. Oh my god! Everybody out! Out! Oh, that is frustrating. Everybody out of the pool, bro.
20:31
Can I... Even 120's not bad, though. Son of a biscuit. And I didn't get a single frickin'... I chuck wagon. Go get drunk. Elevate.
20:41
Make sure to get extra drugs. I got nothing. Blood is the preciousest thing in these times.
20:53
Alright, let's do it. Diamond Law, when does this end? Typically we run for about two, two and a half hours. So we started at five.
21:00
And then six. And then seven. So at seven o'clock, which is in about 15 minutes, we usually end the stream. I have nothing going on tonight. I would stream for longer, but the internet or Twitch or something is being a freaking dildo. And I can't figure out what's going on. So, um... I think that doesn't mean we can't be streaming. That's true. But you're probably watching us do this.
21:29
Butts. Duh. Flip. Butts. Shark. I'm in. I'll be right in. Want me to go first? You're supposed to. I said yes, why are you walking away? I literally said yes. Uh, yeah, Chuckwagon, we were on the front page. Um, the internet. Oh.
21:57
Ding dong. Gotta flip that button girl Is that how nice people walk All right here we go You mean nice people Yeah Who a nice person You look so good in those Thanks Dad Aww I want those Nick here is my father for you folks that don know He had me at a very young age of two.
22:16
Here we go, Internet. I'm gonna try to do... I'm gonna get more beer! Me too, J-Dawg! I'm gonna get more beer from Nick! Yo, fill me up, bro! Yo, I'm gonna fill you up, dawg!
22:28
At least the audio's not choppy. Well Jack should go second But I'll go second Do you lose your bonus Because you danger it Don't do that guys When you're playing Dracula If you have no bonus Tilt the game If you have bats or rats Do not do that Do not Don't even danger it right No dangers Don't even danger it
22:54
Diamond got a drone Tell me about it No, no. I can't win guys, I can't win. Fruit flies. Where's Jack? Jack! I think they expect me to actually get to play a ball.
23:40
Hey, Weapon, how you doing? All right. This is the part of the show where they leave me alone, and I have to entertain you.
23:57
How's it going so far? Man, I said, just don't call me late for dinner. Wait, what are you talking about? What? What are you talking about to the internet?
24:12
I was just like, I'm all alone here. I think I've got to entertain you guys for a minute. But I just stared at the camera for 30 seconds. Internet. Hopefully that wasn't terribly frightening.
24:24
I'm sorry, guys. I love you. How's my hotel business? It's doing great. The Pintel? Constantly no vacancy. The light's always on. We'll leave the light on for you.
24:38
You are doing a bad job. There's a bit of a delay thanks to these dropped frame-erinos, but that's okay.
24:53
No, I did it on purpose. Did he, though? I did. Brad Stark is... Brad Stark. Brad Stark is Brad Stark. What were you going to say? I don't know. I was just trying to talk by the seat of my pants. See, that's what I can't do. Read the... What's the internet saying right now? It says, don't worry, Brad. A few minutes ago, there was a shitload of... Oh.
25:22
All right, weapon just installed, Bane Glory. One of our friends, Brad, plays a lot of that. Another Brad, not me. Don't worry, Brad just said you're a dipshit. Oh, great. I did.
25:35
I did, actually. I can't lie. Finally, it's happened to me. Right in fuck in this game. Donut to kids.
25:46
Donut to kids, y'all. Do you support underage thinking? Dude, this shirt's so ridiculous. All right, Internet, Brad. I will. I don't understand why the internet's being such a ding-dong. If you were here last Thursday, we'd donate a lot of money to kids. Oh, yeah. We got to talk to John Latham and those other people about getting our money. I got it all in cash. Waiting. Also, everyone's bugging me for the outcome of that. Right, it's Tom.
26:18
Tom, we'll send it their way. They can write it all down. Oh man, that was like four of them. Come on, John. Yeah.
26:27
She is. She is typing it up right now. Can someone give me a drink? Yep. Diamond, get over here, man. If you're legal. A growler of the three orange wings is only $11, and we can all drink from it. That's super cheap. Unbutts.
26:47
All right, so on top of the three. Get your bats, get your bats. Donuts make fat kids. Oh, fuck. Donate kids.
26:55
Get in there! You've gone in every other time! I hate you! Oh, the bats are just coming down! Oh, two minutes! It's a disaster! I had the hole open!
27:07
Whatever, make your jokes. God. Kids. I heard you tried to OCR those sheets and a computer exploded. What's the fastest way to finish your bats, do you think? Open the damn coffin. Open the coffin, and then light bats, and then shoot the coffin, and it drops it right in between the top of her. The fastest way is to start a multiball and then shoot rats. So if some people I've seen do exactly what I just did, but instead of going for rats or bats, they start their first coffin, then they hit rats, bats, and then it instantly completes, and they get 50 million and an instant 150 million in the game. Then they loop through again and get their coffin open, and then they get missed. Internet, just really quick, I only now discovered this. And no disrespect to anybody, I love you guys, but for everyone that asks where we're at, I have had on the screen for the entire time we've ever been streaming on Twitch, our location up at the top of the freaking stream. Except for today? No, every single day. It's part of the graphic. Chicago?
28:15
I need the Josh Henderson slap. Oh, two-mile bass. This is me. I'm playing too. Okay. Yeah. Because then I had to sit here and talk to people. Or not talk to people.
28:32
Dang it. I missed it. Bass, bass. You're failing at your trance. I'm a man of my dreams. Give me baby true love. Well, that's about right. With brown cocoa skin And curly black hair Just the way he looks at me Doesn't stop asking Who would hear what I recommend in Heroes of the Storm? Lili. No, screw that. Play Sergeant Hammer all day. Play Lili.
29:00
I mean, I don't know anything outside of pinball. I love you guys. Wait, you want to watch Stunt Driver again? Can we stream a stream? What's that game called? It's called Theme Park or something. How many rules did I break by showing a stream on our stream? Maybe not a lot, but enough. Is it like a stream session? It was called... You're up, Nick. It's called Show Parts. It's this car game thing. Diamond, just get here, man. Let's go play pinball, you ding-dong. It reminded me of Stunt Driver. It's his Trackmania.
29:36
Trackmania. Lele, I saw the human... Okay. All right, Internet. I have two coffin locks, which means I only have one lock for coffin. I missed open. I want all those. Yeah. I mean, I solo queue Lili. If you're good and you've got a good build, you can still do just as much damage as everybody else, but then also heal the rest of your team at the same time. Lili? Okay. We're done talking about this. Get up there. Get in there. Bounce.
30:04
Clean. You. Clean. Oh, there's two Lili. Now we have a Billy. Opposite of clean. Ball three. Ball three, Brad. Here it comes. 22 kids.
30:22
Play arc. Yeah, I got a higher score and faster. Okay. Uh-oh. Air ball. Air ball got you. To the mist. Uh-oh. Here comes the monies.
30:39
What does he say? It's not Miss? I thought he said Miss. What does Miss Multiball have to do with the movie? He turns into Miss so that he can creep into windows and stuff.
30:54
Oh boy, that's a win. Oh no! Oh, I still got a play, man. That's a win for Bradman. Johnny Bradbird.
31:02
It's not over yet. I didn't even get bats or anything. Uh-oh. Hey, Internet, get ready to watch some hot action.
31:16
Pinball. Pinball style. Let's see here. What, you don't want to fall in? You don't want to fall in? Mom, please.
31:28
No. Come on, fall in. You got two of them? What you folks don't know is Brad Stark was actually the voice of the hot girl in Moaning. I do a lot of voice acting. We're going to use this and the ball save to try to get into mist.
31:48
I just got robbed. You got, yeah, you got blocked. Win? Wins. No, you did it. You cheated it out. He does the mist cheat, everyone, and it's totally legal. Totally legal, because it doesn't tilt. except for i haven't hit a damn thing you just need a 20 i want to hear it there you go how much coffee you've had today jack never know more than you know I just, I eat beans and then I like I smoosh it around in my mouth and I spit it out and I catch it in my mouth. And then that makes the best coffee that I've drank ever. Yeah, that makes good coffee for Nick. It's like that sort of monkey poop coffee but it just comes out of my mouth. It's more like baby bird, it's like baby bird monkey poop. Baby bird coffee.
32:52
Uh, who won that? You. Stadium. I gotta play that. What are you saying? It doesn't let Nick go. Did the internet tell me if I can play Stadium on a Macintosh or not yet. Guys, can he play whatever freaking game he's trying to play on the internet? There's also a cute little game called Isaac.
33:06
Binding of Isaac, dude. That game is fun. It's a small child crying, and you're just trying to figure out why your mom hates you so much. And that actually is not a joke. Should I not mention other games people could be watching right now? Yeah, this is about pinball. No one cares about those other games. I don't know a lot about video games. Or Twitch.
33:27
I definitely don't know about Twitch. I will let you know that 99% of The Office watches Twitch daily. You might be the only person that isn't watching Twitch. I am the official old man of The Office. Good save.
33:48
What the freaking farts? Oh my god. But I am. I'm player two. You're two, Brad? I got a zero. I'm learning about Twitch Number one keep your shirt on One, keep your shirt on Two, don't talk about other streams You can, just whatever Number three you have to look and interact with the chat or the stream goes down You have to talk to these guys? Absolutely Just watch me play pinball isn't enough But if you say their name only me to deal with. Do you like coffee or drugs? Coffee.
34:32
What kind of drugs are we talking about here? Like ibuprofen? I love you some ibuprofen. Because I'm old and my back hurts. So you talk to them so they... You engage with them. I'm engaged with you. You're engaged. So you're all getting married. The point isn't that you're playing video games and people are watching. Your point is you're engaging with an audience about something you guys both care about. Like, I could be playing frickin' Super Mario Brothers, but if I'm interesting, then people are gonna watch that. Right, Internet? I don't know what I'm talking about. Is this why you wear sunglasses? Well, I'm wearing sunglasses because Nick beats me and I don't want people to see my... Oh, your tears? Tears?
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I don't even need an ironic joke for that one. That's really sad. Sorry, bud. Alright, alright, alright, alright. Say my name, Jack. Say it. Ravioli Monster!
35:32
Alright, no, I get it. Okay, I'm getting there. Whoa, that was a cute little baby. Yeah, like, born and sold here. Born, I... You seem very new, because your name doesn't look super familiar, but that's because I am screaming people's names all the time, and I'm glad you're here. I love your face call me sometime preferably late at night when I'm lonely and we'll chat are you covering tears or scars when I say beat me I mean beat me ok internet I'm going to give him a shot here you can't say racist things take off your shirt stream non-gaming content stream another stream, and... Let me think.
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Now, so what happens... I've heard of other 3D artists streaming on the Twitch. Oh, people do creative gaming content where they're streaming creative stuff, but it... Is that allowed? There is a creative aspect of Twitch, yes. And it's loose. And also, if you want to sit there and play music on Twitch, you can do that too. And you can talk. Like, bout? You can have a talk show, but it's got to be about gaming. podcast as a talk show about a game. Yeah, it's gotta be live.
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But if you're gonna sit there and talk about, like, how Russia's, like, ruining the diaper system here in Illinois. Why do we always have to be messing with our diaper biz? Like, listen, man. Oh, wow. We are not doing well. Drugies for huggies. Okay. There's a lot of rules then, huh? There's a lot of rules. And, um... And at the end of the day, uh... I love Amazon. They own Amazon? No, Amazon owns them. I love Amazon. Yeah. And Twitch was kind enough to take a chance on us. A lowly small pinball stream. Give us our partnership. Allow me, a designer, to make awesome freaking little emotes for you guys, which, honestly, if we had 10,000 more subscribers, I could make 40 new emotes tonight for you guys. So you get more emotes as you get more subscribers. As you get more subscribers, you get more emotes. So I think our next two emotes were about 40 subscribers away. Come on. And I can't ask them to do this. You can't ask. But I won't ask you. Hypothetically. If we were to ask them hypothetically. Yeah. And 40 people signed up, you would get the ability to make two more emotes for you guys. And I would take suggestions. I know we have to do a donate to kids one. And we need that everybody out of the pool, which should be a wet baby Ruth. A wet baby Ruth. Like a baby Ruth with a wet... It's got to be a wet baby Ruth. It's going to be just like this turd-looking candy bar with just blue water around it. I think that's perfect. That's pretty good. Like a little in a puddle. What if it's three brown pinballs next to each other? Oh, gross. That would look like a... Yeah. We'll figure it out. Is there a rage or sad Nick Tilt face? Comic book guy. Somebody's porn star and a young Ted Raimi walk into a bar. I don't know what that means.
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Is there a what now? Like a rage Tilt Nick face. we can make anything man i can make anything but it has to be within the confines of first it has to be accepted you got you can't take your shirt off no butts allowed well we're trying to figure out the butts thing because i think maybe i can use two emotes to make a butt just two hams and i'll call it like left ham right ham but when you put them together come on they gotta figure that out well i mean twitch is smart come on they gotta figure that out. Amazon's got algorithms for that. They're like, is this a buy? It looks like two hams, but I think it might be a buy. Left ham and right ham. Okay, they got algorithms for that.
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Don't underestimate, man. Oh, guys, yeah, I need a cigarette or something, man. I'm like... In there. Fall in there. Get in there, buddy. Get that mist. It's not happening.
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Alright, get that money. I want to hear a bar story I heard from my son. Why? Is that So my son walks into a bar. Arrested. Jeez. He said ouch. Butts are cute. Guys, do you want to see the buddy mode that I wanted? I'll show you guys. Wait, how can you show it? Because I believe in you.
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Win it. Oh, that's good money. That's good money, buddy. Smokey's bad, folks. Don't do it. Oh, you're terrible.
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I didn't get it. No misty. All right, if I get the misty, I may be able to pull this one out here. Also have bats ready? So missed in the bats is the win.
40:55
Wait, I played... I only got 15 million? Yep. Too much talking, man. But I need to talk. In. Here's the deal. And I've been telling everybody this. Oh, God. Come on, Internet. If streaming isn't fun, then I wouldn't do it. Oh my god, I did worse than Jack! I win!
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Attention! Look at that butt clapping, everybody. Look at this. Wait, let me see. You want to see the butt clap? How did you put it?
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Right here. Can you just link it? Can you link it? Oh, I saw it! Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop the beat. Can't stop, can't stop, can't stop the beat. Go! Do, do, do, do, do, do. Everybody! Move feet and be ready Beep-bop-boop. I'm first. Yo, Brad, what?
41:53
That doesn't look like a butt. That looks like something else. Yeah, that looks like a butt with acne on it. Yeah.
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That looks like a couple of butts over here. A couple of bro-butts. Hola, me nombre es Bro-Butts. Everybody. Sears, Bro-Butts, and Company. DRA-KUYA! The butt! DRA-KUYA! By the way, missed as in missed multiball That's better. But what's with the dimples, man? It looks like... That is a solid butt. You know what, Jerson? You got them butt dimples? Oh yeah, are you talking about those little things that poke in here on the side? Yeah, he's got dimples for days. You know what I'm talking about. He's got dimples for days, folks. That's not a butt. That's more like an open butt. An open butt?
42:48
Guys, please do not post any open butts on the chat. This is an open butt-free zone. Open butt-free zone.
42:58
Oh, you don't want to give me that $10 million? Nobody likes when the butt opens. Oh, gross. Internet.
43:05
Good tours. Do it again. Don't do that. Oh yeah I knew that. Two buttheads. Come on. Oh you did it again. That was the second time. Cause I did it again girl.
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And it is done. Dracula fears us. It is here. Then we must find him and kill him. Oh, destroy him utterly.
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I think I've done that in order in a while. That was good. Mom? I never drink wine. What? The call-outs are so ridiculous. It's just the cheesiest thing. They put like a second too long. Mother fucker! Son of a... It's like... It almost like if Will Ferrell was doing it He like I never drink I never drink Why You guys heard that he gonna be Oh my god Diamond yes that an open vote They're gonna do a... he's doing a Lifetime movie. Gary Oldman? Will Ferrell. Oh! Will Ferrell and the girl from Bridesmaids. Kristen Wiig. Oh yeah, yeah, the old Wiig. Yeah. They're doing a Lifetime movie together. Wait, who's the guy from The Hangover?
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Will Ferrell. Come on, baby. Let's do this right away. Stay in the bumpers forever, you hippie. Bad time ball one. Bad time ball two.
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Oh, my God. He's going to be good. He's going to get the full. Oh, you hippie. He did it. 28. Not bad.
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I never spanked butts. What do you spank? Oh, yeah. 28, man. I'll take that bass any day.
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Let me get the bass. Come on, girl. Let me get the bass. Let me get the bass, girl. Now you gotta get bass. Let me get the bass.
45:22
Now we can see Jack Krasinski playing pinball with a cop from the 70s. Hey, everybody. I'm a cop from the 70s. You're watching Pinball from the Future. Call your mom. Thank her for the internet usage. Because you know you're stealing it right now. You know you're stealing your mom's internet.
45:39
If you're on a computer and it's the 70s, you've got all the room in the world to take it up an entire notch. Nice. Oh, nice rants. One more. One more rant.
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All right, internet. One more for missed. Oh, short dog. There's so many people in this little chat. Listen, I love lurkers, Diamond.
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Oh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. You gots to be lurking. Stop! If you ain't lurking, you're twerking. If you ain't lurking, you ain't working. Oh, if you ain't lurking, you ain't working. Amen to that, man. What is happening? Well, you're not shooting at that. Good stall, though. Hi, my name's Jack. I'm a cop from the 70s. Oh, woohoo! Your mom called to say you should call her and thank her for her internet. Jack slapped him. Wow, and now your ms is on.
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I stopped cleaning my pins to watch this. I'm so glad you assume I use my mother's internet. There you go.
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One, alright everybody say hello on the count of three. OSHA! OSHA! Oh nice! Danger though. One, two, three. OSHA OSHA OSHA Hello.
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There it is. Sup! Everybody switch, everybody switch Oh, that was good On fire Is this you or me, Brad? Oh, there it is You're number one I'm number two I'm also number one Dear Lurkers, thank you for watching I love you Can I get a Kappa123 in the chat, please? Thank you very much Ooh, is this Sabbath?
47:30
We're about to get a bunch of red starts up in the chat right now. Is that me? Did you say not me? Okay.
47:45
Okay. My name is... I can't do it. Extra beers? Yeah, I like extra beers, but we don't have any. Wait, so... Yo, we're beer broke around here. Beer broke. Folks, we are beer broke. We are out of beer money, that is for sure.
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If only there was a way that they could help. Oh, my God. If only there was a way for the Internet to help with our... If they would like us to continue being drunk, is there something they could do to ensure that... $50 million? That bonus? How did you do that? But beyond $50, there was an extra $2,000 in there. How did you get that? I'll take it. Dude, you could just drink. Yeah, I think you just win, right? Yeah, mama! Oh, my jocks and bubs. Is that ball three? Yeah, that's ball two. Oh!
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You guys got wind up. All right. Kappa equals Stark. No beer equals sad face. Yeah. Everyone thinks I look like Kappa. Yeah, you are Kappa. You don't look like him. You are him. Didn't they take your photo originally to do that? It's me with the short hair. There you go. Danger one, two, three. Oh, my God, dude. That photo is so crisp. It's so crisp.
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Get it. The shaker, you know. We only got one dagger. Yeah. I'm getting good at that one. Winners should get all money. All right. What are you shooting for, dawg? Go for the ramp. You got it.
49:24
Oh. Oh, no, no, no. That's a fine, dude. You're giving them $10 million. Oh, gosh. Can you guys get European beers nearby? Yeah, we can get anything, man. Chicago's got the... Yeah, we got all. Stella's European, right? Heineken, European. Guinness, European. Well, I guess technically Pabst is European now that Russia owns it. Oh, shut up. Shut up.
49:50
It's a maiden year. Waterpolo, we do need a beer sponsor. Folks, how upset would you be if we were just drinking and sporting old style all day?
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How can you say that? I'll be upset. You'll be upset. You don't like old style? Is that my face in between two boobs? Yes. No, those are butts.
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And those are butt nips. No, it's boobs with, like, tassels spinning. Yay! We missed. Rocha-fruit. That stuff's good. I like the 10. I prefer the 10 to the 8. That's good. They're both good.
50:32
So if we had a beer sponsor, I would want that... I just... It's like... The entire world knows about the style of BBI. The entire world doesn't know about free orange wit from all-rice brewing. A beer like that doesn't need a sponsor. This beer was the road and already good at it. He's responsible. Would this be right? No. Give me some more. I'm going to turn it on. I'm going to do it. I bet you would. No. Did you say I bet you would? I bet you would. Oh. I bet you would.
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The motorboating. Is there a... Jack is a motorboater. I do appreciate a good motor on a boat. Good slap of flap. Coming to the slap-a-flap. Everybody got to get a little slap-a-flap, girl.
51:27
If you never had a slap-a-flap, can I give you a little bit of slap-a-flap? Gary Oldman with the shirt wide open.
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What? Yo. Gary Oldman. I was thinking that. Yeah, me too. When I was driving home, I was like, Gary Oldman with the shirt wide open. I'm driving. I'm riding my bike. Just like heading to the pinball tournament last night. We missed you, by the way. Yeah, sorry, dude. I had some They had pro and amateur Oh really? Which is really cool What did you fall under?
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Because honestly Those scores were amazing I played like Did you see that Twilight Zone? Did you see my Instagram? Everyone had like 12 million Oh I did see this I will run through the scores On Twilight Zone if you have played Twilight Zone I feel like my aunts and uncles on Instagram were like great good job buddy but they didn't know that they're like oh you got 12 million that's such a great score and you're like honestly that's a skill shot with his cumulative free balls so that's what I kept saying when I showed my friends I'm like keep in mind that it's one good skill shot on Twilight Zone is 10 million points after ball one show it to this camera it's all 2 million I'm sure this camera is bigger.
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Oh, wait. This one's bigger? Yeah. Higher and closer. Yeah, we have a Twilight Zone. That's it. All right. Well, we're good. Here we go. I'll help you. I'll do it. All right. 2 million, 2 million, 2 million, 2 million.
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Next one. 4 million, 4 million, 6 million, 6 million. Here, just show it on the internet. I don't know. I don't like people following me. I don't like people following you. All right. 13. And then final score is on Twilight Zone. 13, 6, 26, and 45.
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Diapers. High score was 45 on that entire game. And you know what 45 was? A loss. It was a loss. Whoa. Dead flip. Tom Waits. Who the hell is this? Dracula. Tweets of Dracula.
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Dracula, thanks for the tweet. Tom Waits, where the hell are you? I hope you're still alive. Come watch.
53:44
I have knuckle tattoos because I am a full-grown adult. I like that I have a pinball machine that has Tom Waits on it and Gary Oldman on it. Anthony Hopkins.
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Tony. Winona. Oh, I didn't even notice. Winona Ryder's on it. Keanu, who shows up during the castle lot. He's down here too, though, right? He's not in here anywhere. This is all... What's this shit? That's all Gary Oldman. She's sucking his boob. What's this going on? There's a scene where she's sucking his boob in the movie. And you're saying it's a good movie? It's an okay movie. You're saying it's your favorite movie. What is your Twitter? I am dead underscore flip.
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It's mostly pictures of my mustache and the diapers that I've used. Your used diaper collection is amazing. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's the diaper business. I go on eBay and I'm buying all of them old keepsakes.
54:37
So Gary Oldman is like 20 different Gary Oldmans in that movie in different ages. Is this my turn? No, it's you. No, it's me. He's, like, super stud Gary Oldman. He's, like, super old Gary Oldman. He's, like. Youngman. Yeah, Gary Youngman.
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Um, Twitter, huh? Gary Wolfman. Gary Oldman with his shirt wide open. Exactly. Thank you, Bone. Gary Oldman with his shirt wide open. Girl, Gary Oldman with his shirt wide open. Say what? Gary Oldman with his shirt wide open. What? Gary Oldman with his shirt wide open. Girl, Gary Oldman with his shirt wide open. All right, guys. Uh, pinball, right?
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Um, I love you. Please give me my missed multiball. That's Winona Ryder moaning. Uh-oh. With a shirt wide open. I'm going to get this. Here's where the money happens. No!
55:34
No, that's even worse. No, I gotta get bit. It's fine. We're good. You get bit, and the ball comes back. That is a bug in this game, folks. The video mode starts when you have missed going. And it sucks. One more, one more, we can do this. Uh oh, here come the twins. Get ready to open with the shirt wide open, girl. Yeah, I rub my nipples. Yo, stop winning, bro. I'm a pinball streamer. You can't do that. I can rub whatever I want. 20, 20, 20! Alive, again! Gary, I'm in with a sure light, Omen. The what? Gary, I'm in! Yo, Myst is lit again, somehow, or something. I don't even know what the hell's going on out there. Yo, you hit enough rants to light up Mystic. Me with smoke! Hurry, hurry, hit it! Aww, you could've thought it out! Again.
56:44
Oh, what? What the heck just happened? I lit it by hitting the ramp. I think there wasn't a ball for Mist, so it just gave him Mist. No, I had Mist. Can you move the mouse for me real quick, dude?
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What? It did. It'll come back. Mist is, I think I beat Mist, and that's why it's still. I don't know what's happening. What just happened? Bug. Yo, tell Williams. Yo, where's the code?
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Hashtag, where's the code? Diamond Law, thanks for following, man. You're the best, and you smell like chicken, which means you're probably my favorite person in the world. Why is the mist being so lit? Stop winning. But Gary Oldman. He did it again.
57:31
Fuck that. Donate to kids. I got a beat, Dad. I thought I had it. 155, I got a 20 million rat bat. I got nothing, man. You can do it. Ugh. Kick your ramps up. All right, we got Colin open. I got to get at least 20s going. Oh, jeez. That was a little magic trick there.
57:53
Why didn't you play the way this whole time? Because, Vorn, I'm... Uh-oh. Listen. Okay, you're finding out what my superpower is.
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And that's intoxication. As the drinks go down, skill level increases. Oh, Brad, you jinxed it. What did he say? I said it was one. You get like four ramps in a row, and then either your own brain or somebody else goes, oh, nice job, or your brain goes, yeah, that was four great ramps in a row. Oh, I drank. Immediately. All right, let's play another.
58:30
I was last place that time. Who won? Velka. You. Who won? You, you mean Jack Dangerfield. Some guy. Oregon Ninja, let's start a campaign to install one-way gates on all in lanes. Everybody tweet and spam deadflip. That sounds terrible.
58:49
Now, I don't want to make an analogy out of this, but having everything closed in a pinball game is kind of like being Dracula. Yeah. You think it's fun. Until. You're like, oh, let's play pinball forever. Until you're like, wait, pinball sucks if you can't lose. so that's why we set up our games as hard as possible so that you can die because they're talking about closing off the in lanes and what we do at dead flip here and if you come to play pinball you will encounter games that are harder than they should be because we turn ball saves off not on this machine because this game is a punch already really doesn't happen um but we turn ball saves off so that right there makes games harder like our metallica is probably the hardest metallica you're ever going to play uh we make our outlane super wide we turn extra balls off. On this, we turned off our mystery award so that you can't get extra scores. We make them as hard as possible so that when you go out in the world,
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Dracula out at a bar somewhere, you're going to freaking annihilate that thing. You're going to get like two billion because you don't give a crap. Because when you played it at Deadflip, you got 40 million. But you know what you're shooting for. I don't know enough about Dracula the man. Isn't his ultimate anti-superhero power that he hates life, like he's bored with it? Yes, he does hate life. So if you can play a game forever, what a boring game. Exactly. What a boring game. That is a solid Dracula analogy, sir. So if all the outlanes are closed, if the flippers are all the way this wide, this game came with regular flippers. I added lightning flippers. Which are shorter than regular flippers, making the gap between the two flippers wider and thus harder. But this game is supposed to have lightning flippers. Yeah, this game came with lightning flippers. But someone else had a giant vagina. Someone else, baby, some other baby put big flippers on it. Because he didn't want to play forever. You know what? He probably sold it. You know why he sold it? Because he got bored of it. This game is too easy. Exactly. The thing is, if you have a pinball machine in your house and you set it up too easy, you are going to get bored of that freaking thing in a heartbeat. Because it's like playing freaking Mario Brothers if you can't die. or playing Sonic the Hedgehog if you have like fly through the... It's playing against your cousin, right? Yeah. It's just not fun. It's like I'm really good at freaking Mortal Kombat and then I invite my three-year-old nephew to come play me and I destroy him and I'm like, you suck, I killed you. It's not fun. It's just not fun. A challenge is fun. You have to have a challenge. It's a metaphor for life. Pinball, metaphor for life. But if you can jump off a building and you don't die, it's not fun. I know. That sounds like fun. No. The first three times. You're going to do it once. You're like, what? You're going to do it twice? You're like, oh, this is great. You do it the third time. You're like, well, now what's the freaking point? The third time I'm going to be like, yo, girl, watch me jump off this building. No. I'm saying everybody. It's like the pinball game genie. It just takes it out. By the way, if you have a game genie, put in Little Kitty Pistolus in whatever game you're playing. It's a secret code I made up, and it always does something weird.
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Also, if you have a Game Genie, just throw it away. Game Genie is the worst. And also, go play some pinball. A Game Genie might actually be worth some money these days. Like a working Game Genie. I remember when my mom bought me the Power Glove.
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You know what would be a fun... I'm sorry. I want to hear your Power Glove. No, it's good. So, my mom bought me the Power Glove, and I remember sitting in my living room in a chair, trying to use a power glove for an hour. They're terrible. I couldn't make it work. I couldn't for the freaking life of me do anything with this power glove. They're terrible. And then what I did was, it was summer, so I was trying to use a power glove. It didn't work. So I was like, this thing looks freaking cool. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to cut the flipping cord off of this thing and wear it to school. Okay? I cut the cord off of this thing immediately, with slight regret. You second? And I walk to school wearing this thing, and I get to school and they're like, what the crap is that crappy nerd crap on your hand? And I just threw it in the trash. I'm like, I don't want to get beat up over this. Oh my God. It was both dumb as an instrument and dumb looking. But there is a stop motion animator that works for Robot Chicken. Robot Chicken? And he uses the Power Glove, a special software to go, move something, next frame, move something, next frame, move something, next frame. That's rad! And he turned it into something freaking useful. Finally. Somebody has a use for that thing. I love the Power Glove. It's so bad. I wanted Lucas from The Wizard for Halloween one year. Was he the nerdy one? No, he was the one who owned the Power Glove. He was the one who owned the Power Glove. I love the Power Glove. It's so rad. It's so bad. I can't remember what he said. I think he says bad. Yeah.
63:49
All right, Internet. One. Missed it. You mean missed it. Go Dracula jokes, folks. You don't have to all act at once.
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Oh. You know, I used to go to a scared stiff that the difficulty was cranked way up. I am the law. Oh, scared stiff's a great one to get cranked up. You know, Uncle Carmy, The Wizard was an amazing movie as a kid. Oh. Until I was an adult and I realized that it was a commercial for Mario Brothers 3. That's a great one. But it was so rad. And the Nintendo World Championships are coming back.
64:25
Yep. Yo, you trying to Are you trying to burn some more of this here, dog? You trying to burn some more of this, dog? Because we straight up burned enough, right?
64:38
That joke sucked Ah, Oregon Ninja, come on You know what else sucks? Uh, vacuums I am the last Of my kind Dude, Kung Fury is so great And I'm sad that I didn't sign up To become a part of that I'm so sorry. I thought we were talking about that like, what was that? Kung... It was like a parody movie that came out in the 90s. Oh, it was like Fist of Fury or Fury Finger or something. But Kung Fury is that new thing. Kung Pao? Enter the Fist or something like that? Oh, yeah. I can't win. I can't win this game. It just boinks around down here for a half an hour and then it sinks eventually. boinkin and doinkin with this guy.
65:29
Moan for me girl. Thank you. Want to buy more moans, por favor? All the pop bumpers. Oh you son of a... I really like the wizard because I really I already identified with the kid who wanted to go to California.
65:54
I wanna know. I already identified with the kid who wanted to go to California. You just wanted to go to California? Yeah. The girl from Wizard went on to have a career as an indie rocker. Rilo Kiley. She's in the band Rilo? She's in Rilo Kiley? Yeah. Oh no kidding I did not know that Along with one of the kids from Salute Your Shorts Yo yo He in it too All right here we go Internet
66:23
Oh, let's see how. Douglas! Yo, let's make some money. Yo, Wizard, you. Tomorrow. I'm going to try to line up some lates for tomorrow.
66:35
Oh, the DTF. Down to flip. Yeah. It's hard to get people here at 5 o'clock, though. So I have to find the homeless jobless lady. Like Andrea. Andrea doesn't have a job. Unless you can't do it. Ugh, ugh.
66:55
Andrea, the girl from Friday that was here. Did you watch? I don't watch your show. Come on, Ben. Thanks, Fred. I don't watch your show. So sad.
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Fudge. Is she the new person? So the girl from the Wizards made something out of silk. Yeah, that's awesome. Oh no, Andrea's an old friend of mine, but the internet pretty much lost her crap over... Oh yeah?
67:21
Cool kid, an old friend of mine from way back in the day. We just moved back to Chicago. Just a cute little blonde thing.
67:29
Now you have my interests. There you go. Start. Hands off. Oh, yeah. Actually, now you're welcome to do whatever. I'm probably good.
67:44
Kiara Reeves. Oh, shut up. Shut up? Shut up. I have Mondays off if you ever need a fill in. Chicago High. Come on.
67:54
Come on, rats. Let me get the rats. Let me get the bats. Oh, wow. Okay. Let me get the rats. Roll in. And up. Yeah, Brad, hands off the internet caller first.
68:16
The internet probably has a better chance. I'm just going to say, guys, I don't think it's up to any one of you. Yeah. Right. It might come up there. I just kind of heard things. That's why I said probably has a better chance. You might want to ask her first. Diamond, I'm not sweating this in viewers, dude. It's all good. We had some serious internet problems earlier And that caused some big hiccups Also, we're here to stream pinball I'm not here to count years I'm just here to play pinball for you guys And hopefully you have a good time watching it And I love you And I'll drink a beer And I'll say your name And I'll call you later tonight Take it.
69:06
The move. Shit. That's not coming back. You got 10 money. That's a free tenner. Free tenner. Go. Is that Nance, too? Diamond, it's fine. I love you. No, that was a castle lock. Why did Vic's 44 ruin Dracula, the pinball adventure?
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It stopped the coffin. Forget it. It stopped the coffin. It's a pun. I'm out, guys. See you later. All right, Garrison. Have a good night, man. 2.30 is pretty late for you to be watching us move around on the internet.
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Oh, that was fun. Oh, Garrison, you're too kind. I love you. Why? That's a good nudge there. I love you. I'm in love with you.
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Go! Hairball. Yeah, boy! Oh, the toe! You get nothing! Oh, nice! You almost missed one of those bats, though. Yeah, I almost kinda missed! Dang it! No skill shot for me? Oh, my back hurts so much.
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Yep, that's a car wreck. You're up, Jack. Do it. Oh, God, no, this is bad. Lower. Lower. Yes. Deeper. Yes. Oh, gross. No, that's too deep.
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Oh, God. Oh, God. It's too deep. I know. Um, all right, we're back, Internet. How's it going? Totally sober pinball.
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Whee! Seven tilts! Wait, did I tilt? You did. Ten million. I almost tilted. You'll find me. Ten million! You son of a... Ugh. What the? Ha-ha-ha! Castles! Nailed it.
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You must find him and destroy him butterly. No. It's too deep. Too deep. See ya. Aww. Poor sportsmanship.
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Sport sportsmanship. Sport sportsman. Come on, money. So, ladies and gentlemen, this here is Nick Campbell. Hi, everybody.
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That wasn't good. I'm trying to get my mist lit because I have my coffin ready, but coffin's really not worth money until you get mist, so... Uh-oh.
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Oh, shut up. Oh. Don't do that. Your bat says, like, three times my score. Don't do that, Internet. All right. Oh, my God. Oh, gosh. I have the glove of Gary Oldman. I was just told. I'm so excited. You've got a glove of Gary Oldman? Well, so like every good relationship, you get one. You know what I'm saying? You get one.
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You get one out of your relationship. And for my significant other, it's Gary Oldman. Oh, your girl wants to do Gary Oldman. Oh, I thought it was you. Gary, are you hearing this, man? Well, I mean, I'll take Gary Oldman, too. I love him. No, that's what the point is. You only get one. We both have to share it. It's one person that have to both attack that. You guys both agree this person is incredibly attractive. I would say if they were... Knuckle bumper!
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We can agree on both. Oh, look how gross an arm looks on the top camera. Arms are gross, man. Look how freaking gross that looks. All right, come on. Get out of here, Joe Lewis. Okay, sorry. Joe Lewis. I get it because I'm from Detroit.
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Pew, pew. I won. All right. This is my last game. It's my last game, Internet. I'm going to get the billy. A billy, a billy, a billy, a billy. With the power of Gary Oldman.
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The power of Gary Oldman compels you. Gary. All quick flips today. Watch this. Sometimes you just gotta try a new style, you know.
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Yo, Marie Kelly says, G to the O. Oh, see the poop? We're being fisted, Bible Club. Three in a row. You gonna moderate that? Nope. You gonna draw a fist? Yep.
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Oh, shuck. With the dolphins. Aw, Jack. No, then you shoot up here. I'm showing that he's bouncing off of this slipper here. Then off of this slipper, and then going up here.
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Doing the kids' art education. It worked! What? Oh, my God! That was amazing! How the fuck? That shake was incredible.
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Don't make me do it again, please. You can. You got two days. Ugh. Wow. Good casting. Wow. Fight for your outlanes, Internet. Fight for your outlanes. Oh, my gosh. I'm sweating after that one. That was awesome. How the fuck did you not tilt every time? I have no idea. I swear I was losing it.
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That was a you give up shake. Dude, that was all over shake. That was an I'm frustrated with the game. It sucks. Still. That was quite a shove Alright Starkey I'm two I'm just assuming you're two I'm three Wow that was a lot A lot of sex jokes What's the average age you would say for these kids Uh twelve different things A lot of sex jokes I like sex jokes though They're pretty bad at sex jokes or at things yes Dracula has a longer than normal debounce that is for sure it's a software debounce that has been programmed to allow you one giant freaking move and that's it I'd say it's almost as bad as Metallica's. Although Metallica's probably shorter. It's shorter, yeah. This one, you get one giant move. But you have to do it fast. Peckinwood says I'm 27, I need an adult. You just need like a mentor, really. Dang. You just need like...
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Dear Peckinwood, I'll be your adult. Come find me. I need an adult! Jack, you're really everyone's internet adult. I will be your adult. Will you be everyone's internet adult? I will hold your hand crossing the street. When you're playing video games and someone calls you a terrible F word that isn't fuck, donate to kids. I will go yell at that person. Oh my gosh. Redneck tick. 613.
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613. Dear Redneck, you know, dude, you haven't called me in forever, man. It's like really hurting my feelings, dude. He was just saying yesterday, he's like, when's Redneck going to call? I was like, yo, Redneck. Because I was showing him pictures of us hanging out on that ski lift thing in Washtenaw. Well, there's that Venice Beach thing with both of you guys. Well, I didn't mean to show that. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to show that to anybody. When was the last time you and Kreese, you guys, were together? Yo, get them bats while singing.
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Oh, you almost had them all. 50. That was every bat. Every time. You hit the whole 50 bat on ball one. You know what that means? 150 million. Good luck. It means don't tell. Car-a-bro-dine.
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There's no limits to science, guys. I'm just... Let me put that out there for you. Wow. That was amazing. Now, what's his name? Dracuya. No, the car-a-bro-dine guy. Oh, that's Michael McDonald. No, it isn't. No, it's not. I know. It's not Michael freaking McDonald. It's the same guy who says, Get out of my dreams and then get into my car. Get out of my dreams. No, it's Billy Ocean. That's Billy Ocean. Get in my seat, baby. Both of them are Billy Ocean. They're both Billy Ocean? Yeah. I'm not playing with your car. I thought Get Out of My Dreams was Michael McDonald. No. Am I playing one? Hey! Hey, you! No, that was Ronald McDonald. Oh, Ronald. Get into my car. He's the one that helped the kids. Yeah, me. Am I first? I'm not first. Get into my car. Hey, you!
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Who's that lady? From down the road. Smooth operator. Nice drop lover. I can't come to this. I'm really trying to focus. I'm really trying to focus on my skill. Oh, see! You missed my skill shot. I had, uh, interference. Uh-oh. Slow eyes! Yo, you got slow eyes. That needs to be a... The whole time I'm trying to think of a song that I added to my wake-up playlist that's incredible. Diamond says, stop the torture. And it's called... It's a... Oh no, I'm gonna hold me down. Oh no, I've got to keep on moving. No matter what I'm thinking, I'm stuck. Oh no, I've got to keep on moving. Nailed it Tortured How tortured Listen There's a lot of things on the internet you could be doing right now There's three things you have to accept when you're watching Deadlift One is Justin Timberlake Two is Michael McDonald Three is everything else Is all the music I can't, I can't Sorry, Diane I haven't hit it in like three games That ramp's tough, man I haven't hit it in three games For me, it's... Wait, why did Moobot delete everything you just said? If the ball is equal, if it's on a roll, and the ball is equal to the edge of the flipper, that's when I get it right. If it's on a roll.
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If the ball is equal to the viscosity of the velocity of the... I'm saying when the ball is... Atrocity. The edge of the ball is equal to the edge of the flipper. We're pretty low. Boom. Ramp. Spoon. Slippery.
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Yo, first off, splimp it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I got to keep a hoop. That's because he put a message deleted eight times. No, that's Moobot deleted what he said for some reason.
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Unless you type diaper. Redneck, we stream Monday through Friday at 5 p.m. Central Time. No, I turned that off. I only turned it off because wizard mode is an actual thing that you need to say. We just need to change the name of it.
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You just call it sorcerer mode. It's called magic mode. Magic mode. Super high-scoring awesome mode. Right. Good bounce. Yeah, we're Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central, and normally... Death saves are not allowed on these games. Normally we're wearing bikinis, but it's a little cold here in Chicago today. Ooh!
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They should call it the deadflip mode instead of the air mode. diaper spelled wrong I like it I like your boots guys please don't spell diaper wrong it hurts my feelings diaper diet-per oh come on the bats are gonna carry me so far those bats it doesn't matter what we do am I first the bats are carrying fudge this man are you serious yeah oh no Fall in!
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Fond de la poule. I never drink. Ah, you cancelled it. That's right I did, I hate that song. Wait, no cancel it, it's a bit... I never drink. Why? Can we replace audio on this too? Can we start a band called Hyper Diaper? Yeah, no. Sniper Diaper. Sniper, sniper. Because you need to wait for your opportunity. Gross. Uh, slow the two. Well, that was a pretty good one. You missed your bonus. It's my turn. I know, I'm just fixing the camera. Aka baka. Hello! Hey! I am on PCP! He's on, it's I'm on PCP. It's someone from PCP. I am on PCP! I'm on PCP. No, it's Emon Peak. It's probably some... It's Emon Peak. He's probably literally on drugs. Let's take it easy on him. Yeah. He's probably drugged up. Hey, Mompeek!
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Hyper diaper's pretty good. Dang, I missed. Fall in, please. Love me. Love me? Love you, love me. Wait, Jaden is in charge of our games? That's amazing. Jaden is in charge of everything. He does more work than I do. Jaden, I love you. Yes. Alright, now we need to get that missed. Everyone love Jaden. Can I get some flippers up for Jaden right now, please? Yo, flip all the flippers up. Yo, put your flippers up. Yeah!
83:44
Hyper Diaper sounds like an AOL instant messenger name. I think when I was 13. Hyper Diaper 72? Get up there.
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There it is. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll allow it. You got 34 million backs. It does sound like that. Oh, my God, you're right.
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I got my own chat room. Yes! Behold my fury! So the scene in Bram Stoker's Dracula where he's like a creepy, gross bat monster and he's yelling at people and then he sneaks into a closet and turns into a bunch of rats is super cool. In this game? Yeah. No, in the movie. In this movie game? Yeah. The movie based off the pinball machine.
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Yo, Stark is sharkin'. It's all three, buddy. I'm killing it. Go! Up! Oh crap! Bradley Bookshark! It's not gonna be enough. So Internet, do you want to see me win without flipping? Oh! I think you have to flip. You gotta flip. You gotta play, Internet. I gotta flip. You got 194 to beat. I gotta flip. You gotta get to 150 and then you can die.
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Uh-oh, can he do it? Karabooka! Oh, you know what I'm shooting for, guys. No oxygen here, Internet. The clinch is real.
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No! That's probably it. Rats, bats, and double giants. I don't know, I don't think so. You still need 10 more mils. What the frickin' farts was that garbage? Yo, that's a good skill-o. I think you did it. I think that's it. Oh, we're gonna find out! We're gonna find out! That's a medal! So close!
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Good ball, good ball, good ball, good ball, good ball. You know what it was? When you got the castle and got the four. Yeah. Skillshot. Are we done or do you want to do one more? I gotta go. Alright. We're done. Alright, we're done. Can you hit number two for me, please?
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You're doing great. Internet, thank you so much for coming. Thanks for all the follows. Number one. The subscriptions. And the donations. I love you guys so much. We had a bit of a technical difficulty with the internet, but it looks like it's all cleared up now. I don't know what the hell was going on. but it won't be a problem tomorrow and guess what we're gonna be on the freaking home page tomorrow too so be here we got a homepage today yes we had like a thousand people plus today come on no you come on really twitch loves us and we love twitch i love you guys so much uh folks you know whatever i love you i love you i'm in love with you i'm in love with you and diapers and uh like nick campbell everybody brad stark i'm jack danger we do this monday through friday 5 p.m central um have a good night go play some pinball and go play some pinball go play pinball bye go play pinball bye go play pinball bye okay go play pinball bye mom mom hey mom if you're out there i want mac and cheese tonight because that fish you made was like freaking disgusting.
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Like, freaking, like, we've had enough cod. Like, she tried, like, the shake and bake, like, fish crap. It's like, I'm not into it, man. Mac and cheese, man. Mac and cheese. Everyone loves mac and cheese. You hear me? Mac and cheese. We should do that one. Here, let's do that one.
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Guys, you want to see? Whoa! Crushing! Can I be a creep? I wish you every day Wait, my belly's sore. I got it. And our hearts will beat as one.
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You're my love all around. See you later, Internet. I love you. Bye, Internet. Oh, the camera. Yo, that was fun. Guys, don't look at my ring. No, it's a secret. Yo, it's not a real...