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Safe Cracker | Vancouver Flip-out | Sept. 22, 2017

Dead Flip·video·1h 11m·analyzed·Sep 25, 2017
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TL;DR

Deadflip streams Safe Cracker pinball at Vancouver Flipout 2017 expo with gameplay and community interaction.

Summary

Jack Danger (Deadflip) streams gameplay of Safe Cracker pinball at the Vancouver Flipout Pinball Expo on September 22, 2017. He discusses the machine's unique mechanics (token ejector, timed gameplay, vault-cracking theme), plays multiple rounds with varying success, and interacts extensively with his chat community. The stream features multiple commercial breaks with game transitions planned.

Key Claims

  • Safe Cracker is a very small/compact pinball machine, significantly shorter in both height and length than standard pinball machines

    high confidence · Jack repeatedly references the game's compact size, straddling it, and comparing it to standard pinball length: 'Your average pinball machine is this long. Okay this thing is this long. It's really Brendon Small.'

  • Safe Cracker's token ejection mechanism spits physical tokens that roll down the glass and hit players

    high confidence · Direct observation during gameplay: 'it spits a token out that rolls down the glass, hits a lock bar, smacks you in the junk, you hit the ground crying, but now you have a token.'

  • Safe Cracker is priced at $7,500 USD

    high confidence · Jack states: '$7,500 US is a lot of scratch.' This is mentioned when discussing the machine's cost.

  • Safe Cracker is a timed game where running out of time on the meter results in immediate game over on ball drain

    high confidence · Jack explains: 'This game is timed, alright? What you're trying to do is get a crap load of mate/man and just cash the F out... But if you run out of time, then that means if you drain the ball, you're done.'

  • The Vancouver Flipout Pinball Expo is held at a Holiday Inn downtown on an island in Vancouver

    medium confidence · Jack responds to chat question: 'It's at a Holiday Inn downtown on something island.' Slightly uncertain about specific island name.

Notable Quotes

  • “$7,500 US is a lot of scratch. A lot of mate/man. That's a lot of scratch.”

    Jack Danger@ 3:20 — Price anchor for Safe Cracker machine; Jack's reaction to cost

  • “it spits a token out that rolls down the glass, hits a lock bar, smacks you in the junk, you hit the ground crying, but now you have a token.”

    Jack Danger@ 5:42 — Describes Safe Cracker's unique physical token ejection mechanic

  • “Your average pinball machine is this long. Okay this thing is this long. It's really Brendon Small.”

    Jack Danger@ 32:58 — Emphasizes Safe Cracker's compact size relative to standard pinball machines

  • “This game is timed, alright? What you're trying to do is get a crap load of mate/man and just cash the F out.”

    Jack Danger@ 6:47 — Explains core Safe Cracker gameplay loop and objective

  • “I could see this game being a very big earner on my page. Because even if I had to play this, I would be pouring cash into this game.”

    Jack Danger@ 48:27 — Jack's positive assessment of Safe Cracker's potential appeal and earnings potential

Entities

Jack DangerpersonVancouver FlipouteventSafe CrackergameHome Pin PinballcompanyThunderbirdsgameKaneda's Pinball PodcastorganizationQ-Bertgame

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Strong Twitch community support with long-term membership subscribers (19+ months documented) and active chat participation during gameplay streams

    high · Multiple chat participants acknowledged with 5+ month membership tiers; active feedback on gameplay and rules; donations/bits tracked during stream

  • ?

    event_signal: Vancouver Flipout Pinball Expo is actively hosting machines and drawing streaming content creators (Jack Danger attending as guest through Sept 24)

    high · Jack streaming live from venue with multiple machines on display, guest status confirmed, multiple machines lined up for streaming sessions

  • $

    market_signal: Multiple sub-$10k boutique/compact pinball machines ($7,500 price point) entering market (Safe Cracker, Thunderbirds) suggesting segment development

    medium · Two separate machines both priced at $7,500 displayed at same expo; both described as compact/non-standard form factors

  • ?

    announcement: Home Pin Pinball's Thunderbirds machine available at $7,500; described as modernizing traditional pinball cabinet design while maintaining affordability goals

    high · Direct interview with Home Pin Pinball representative showing physical machine; $7,500 price point confirmed; described as 'same but different' design philosophy

Transcript

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0:00
With the correct title. Uh, thanks for pointing that out. It was a lot to get all this crap set up. Um, we're back! We're back. Just hit refresh. If you can hear me, type refresh.
0:13
When you have that not-so-fresh feeling, refresh. Refresh with a lowercase h. Please. How many beers so far? Zero, Tater Sala. Thank you for... I still haven't looked at that, man. I gotta figure out what the crap that is. Alright.
0:34
So check it out. Let me go live. Here's what's happening today, alright? Because there are so many pins in here, because it's so tight, lighting of me is gonna be a little weird. So I'm either gonna be properly lit, or I'm not gonna have any light on my face at all. Alright, so... Um... there's a crap load of games here we're in Vancouver at the Vancouver Flipout Expo, it's pretty freaking dope yo Bambi, thank you for attending your membership to the league for 11 months in a row it's almost a year, you're amazing ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up if you could show some love, I'm still in Vancouver, I'm here for a while I'm here for a while, so I showed up tonight, or last night I'll be here until Sunday, so if you folks are coming, get in here let's battle I see a lot of games around here that I have never personally played before. Might be a gift tweet.
1:34
Oh, wait. Might be a gift tweet is out of to work. I gotta... Faithless, I love you. I don't know what that says.
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1:44
The Arcade, it's still early for me, man. The Arcade, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league for 19 months in a row. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip it about.
1:51
A lot of games I haven't played here. So what we're going to do is we're going to stream on a game for like an hour or two. I'm going to kill the stream. I'm going to get some assistance to help me pick up all my gear. We're going to walk over to another machine. You know what game's lined up after this? I'll tell you in one second. Beer Snobbery for 29 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're missing, ladies and gentlemen.
2:17
29 beer? Holy schwips. That's dirty. there's a Qbert pinball machine over there that we're going to stream after the game that we're going to stream right now which is Safecracker yeah I got assistance, look at this business Jack Danger, VIP play a hated degree so we're going to play Safecracker, we're going to play Qbert and then I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to watch this MF for hold I couldn't get over here
2:55
It looks very busy folks have been so early in the morning. Do you know who this guy is? They're a lot shorter than him. I've seen that Thunderbirds pin that people have been posting stuff about this is the guy He called me a sepo last night
3:10
I'm a septic tank of a human being um have you played see if I can have no I haven't had a lot of time on this on a physical machine, so I'm pretty excited news for sale So there you are. $7,500 US is a lot of scratch. A lot of money. That's a lot of scratch. It looks interesting, though. Yeah, man. Where can people see more about your Thunderbirds pin? Probably the Facebook page. It's the easiest home pin pinball. Home pin pinball. There you go. Look it up, folks. It's pretty dope. Thank you. Even the cabinet itself is freaking amazing. Well, we tried to keep it the same as a traditional pinball, but add a bit more life and modernize it a bit. Yeah. while keeping the price sensible. That's what our goal is. There you go. Exciting. Same but different. Yeah, I'm into it. Work that out. He showed me some secret stuff last night, and it looks frickin' dope. It looks so dope. Oh, my God. I'm pleased you say that. You're going to fly us out to Australia, and it's going to be great. Thanks, Billy. All right, man. Keep going. Yeah, we'll do it. It looks busy. It looks like a great event. Hell, yeah. Yeah, I'm excited. Excited to get around. All right, man. Be good. Okay.
4:13
Hey, it's that guy. Yeah, that's Home Pin Mike. Yo, DJ Weed. Thanks for the host. Okay, folks, so what we're going to do is we're going to hop into the gameplay here of Save Cracker.
4:25
Hopefully you can see everything well. I'm going to be a little dark. That's just how it goes. Dude, the Jackost.
4:32
Welcome to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Show some love. Enchant. Please for that new sub hype. Jack, thank you, buddy. I love you. Welcome back, baby. Welcome back. Bambi, thank you, thank you. How many of you know this game? How many of you know this game? This game is, it's shorter, both height-wise and length. It's a very tiny game. So, I don't have anything for reference. It's a very small game. But it's a unique game. So, there's a game board here in the back, right? And then there's all sorts of fun stuff to do down here. It is very dark in here, and I do apologize, but we're going to just, I think we're just going to roll with it. It spits out tokens at players. Yes, so right here,
5:26
you can't really see it, but right above the playfield, oh yeah, that's right, I got it right here. There's a slit right there, okay? Now what happens is, when you play this game, if you get to the vault, or if you get a special, like, mystery award, it spits a token out that rolls down the glass, hits a lock bar, smacks you in the junk, you hit the ground crying, but now you have a token.
5:51
Papa filed the special tokens. Nice. Oh, filled it with special tokens? TPF did that too, if I'm not mistaken. They had their own. Jack, can you get the coins for a giveaway?
6:01
If it has coins in it, because I don't know that it does. I have not played this to even see if it works, so...
6:08
We'll see what happens. that sounds like fun can you see everything? can you hear everything? the game is probably going to be overshadowed by the sounds of like Mustang and whodunit next to me but we're going to figure this out so Jackass here's the thing we're in Canada so game supply up here is a you know it's not as prevalent as it is in the states just getting a game across the border is a massive pain in the butt I know this from experience Thank you, Serena.
6:47
So, this game is timed, alright? What you're trying to do is get a crap load of money and just cash the F out. Alright, let's see what we can do.
7:02
Everything feels like it works. Maybe you should return them to the game. Oh, the tokens? Yeah, we'll see if it has tokens in them. So this game is timed. You see that bar right there? Now, I don't have it zoomed in on the DMD because we need the whole screen. But that's how much time you have. And as you're playing around, you'll build up more time. But if you run out of time, then that means if you drain the ball, you're done. You're donezo.
7:28
End of ball. All right, here we go, folks. So there's a little spinner over here and there's a ferry target. So while you have time on the meter, you can drain because you keep getting it. The sound and video is on point. Thank you, Olaf. All right, shoot the ramp to light bank entrance. So we're going to let that bounce out. Boom, there it is. Oh, get up there. There you go. We locked our first vault.
8:02
We still got half of our time left. Yeah, red keg. Hopefully there's a token in here. So the rooftop's open. We'll plunge that. So now we're going to go up top here. All right. We snuck into the bank via the roof.
8:18
And now hopefully we can get to the vault. Yo, Zenwal, we're going to be live all day today, man. All right, here we go.
8:27
I like to do the fast stop. Shit, two is not good. Three. One, two, three. Alright, use the flippers to choose reward.
8:39
We got the key. Hell yeah, skill two. Let's go. Alright, so the guard's on my tail. What you can't see up here is the camera's in the way. But the guard's chasing me.
8:48
Shit. Accessing candy. Use flippers to select code. I've never known how to do this. I don't even know what it is. Alright, the guard's coming for me So he's gonna roll Guard rolls a three Alright, he's on my ass, but I got a four And I made it past the first Yes Move forward four spots Oh my god, we might actually get to this thing As long as we don't Screw up Pinball undesirables Has reset for two, no, five months in a row Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league brother, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up, show some love and chat. How you doing, P.U.? Oh, this guy's chasing me, but he ain't gonna get nowhere. Oh, crap.
9:33
I just triggered the freaking alarm. Shoot the seller to restart. We were doing so well, too. So the seller is that right there.
9:50
Yo, P.U., thanks again. So she can actually give you a token. All right, we got $50,000. Oh, wait, no, the seller is... Wait, where's the seller? Aw, you tiny little bitch flippers. Sorry.
10:05
This game triggered me a little bit. Good to see you, PU. All right, we're building up some time. We're building up some values. I believe the seller is the very target. actually.
10:25
Right there. Right? No? Am I crazy? Oh, man. We still have time. We're good. We're good. We have five minutes left. Need to get more time on this. It's a really fun game, for sure.
10:48
No, no, no, no, no. Was that sudden death? I'm good. That was last minute. That was last minute. Come on. Come on, come on, come on. Oh.
10:57
You gotta light the locks. Got it. The lock is right up the middle ramp. That was a close call. PU, I... Listen, dude, that thing came out of nowhere.
11:09
We gotta disable that crap. Alright, well, we got shit on. We'll try that again. We're gonna get a token out of this if tokens happen. This game is so freaking fun!
11:22
By the way, this game is for sale if you want to give this dude a call, but you'll probably have to ship it over to the States, unless you're in Canada.
11:36
Now, is there a reason why we started... We went on the roof entrance. Why did we have to go all the way around the wheel? I feel like it sort of screwed us there a little bit.
11:50
What game is he going to play today? Jack, that's up in the air. I know the next game we're going to play is Q-Bert, which I've never seen before in my life.
12:04
It's all good. Little baby flips. Depending on what entrance you take. Oh. All right. What do we got? Collect the wheel value.
12:24
Computer disabled. There you go. Four million BC, please. I think we should. I think that'd be hilarious.
12:33
Yeah, while the computer's disabled, you don't lose time. You think the maze is random? That could be.
12:48
Spin it. Wow, this is going to be a quick one. We did so well the last game. Control's a little tough on this game. I feel.
13:12
We earned some time the last second there. When you get a token, throw it back in the Game for Wizard mode. Oh yeah, I'm familiar.
13:21
I mean, we're getting pooped on pretty hard here. There you go. There we go. Jeez Louise. That was tough.
13:43
Yeah, Jim, this game is awesome, man. Alright, we're going on the roof again. Hopefully this puts us close. Q-Bert's an odd one. It looks nuts. I can't wait to play it.
13:54
Alright, how close are we? Please be close. Is this on like a freaking hard mode, dude?
14:06
Because we've got to go all the way around again. RNG pinball. You win wing shoes? Oh my god. It let us skip nowhere. I hate my life.
14:28
It almost put us where we wanted to be. Oh shit. The guard's on us now. Alright. Go, go, go. Shit.
14:43
The cellar is the very target, right? Actually, I don't know which... Jack, are you going to play Dialed In? So, we're saving Dialed In for tomorrow.
15:01
Dialed In is tomorrow. This game moves so fast, it's hard to reach it while playing it. Looking at Qbert on IPDB, it looks kind of nutty. Yeah, dude, that's why I'm stoked.
15:16
Bruh. Okay, what are you doing? What are you doing? You son of a bitch. All right. Damn, this game is tough.
15:30
Bruh. The seller is behind the sliding target. Oh, so the seller is the very target. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to be... Oh, well, the dialed-in stream... Look on Facebook at the Vancouver Flipouts announcements. There's a specific time we're going to be streaming dialed in.
15:50
Yes, Antis, absolutely. There's always a giant free playroom. Alright. Not good. Not good. Alright. Booyah.
16:10
Give me token. Give me token. Free token! Um. Nothing came out. Um, I lied to you. Hold on.
16:42
This thing is huge. Token. Hi-yeep. Nice. We got it. Sorry, I thought it came out right when it played the animation, but I was wrong.
16:59
Dude, that sounded scary. That wasn't the coin. That was something else a couple machines down. Dude, we got that token.
17:12
It's a beauty. It's an OG, too. I just flipped to the drain like an idiot Dude, red keg with the charity Thank you, sexy, I love you, man I'm on bed I'm getting real unlucky with that shot
17:40
Good, gravy Well, our lock slipped Yeah, it's so cool, man. Like a physical token comes out. So rad.
17:57
What the hell man I shooting nothing I a butthole I haven seen this machine in a long time right Yellow Just gotta get off that ramp. These tiny little nubby flippers are really tough to aim with. Little nubbles. Little tiny little baby nubbles. Alright, let's go on the roof again. Hopefully we're closer this time. Is it narrow? It's just very low and it's very... It's not as long.
18:29
Alright, please be close. Alright, here we go. Oh my god, it's so close. We gotta do better than two, man. Come on. The guard wants a bribe? Yeah, I'll give you money.
18:47
Man! I bribed you, you dick. Man, I bribed him. I don't know how to do the candy coat thing at all. Alright, we need a five. Oh my god, he caught me.
19:06
Oh, guard dogs. Shit. We just gotta get inside that entrance. We got nine seconds left. That should do it. Cyberdog defeated. Eat it.
19:36
It did chase us around the board, so now we gotta go back around, which sucks. But this is good. God damn it.
19:51
Alright, get in there! Nope. You turd. Was that sudden death? Damn it. Yo, what's up, Asock? Owl, thank you for the bits, buddy.
20:13
Can someone keep a timer as to how long we've been streaming just so I can keep an idea of what's going on? Because I only want to be on this for about an hour and a half. I kind of have something planned out in my head, but I forgot to set up my time on here because it's been such a butt.
20:32
I don't have an uptime command, which sucks. No fun. Alright, here we go. We're going to beat the vault. I need to.
20:49
1 hour and 30 minutes. Yeah, right. Caparonis. Get in there. Get in there. Good. That's not Stargazer. Who says it's Stargazer? The title does say Stargazer.
21:13
A picture. There it is. Oh, baby. Stream when I'm not burning the night oil. Yeah, man. Yeah, we're going to be streaming most of the day today. But we're going to take intermittent breaks so I don't burn out my throat from yelling.
21:40
All right. We're going right through the front door. Alright, three through the front door, main entrance. That's okay, this is good, this is good. Two is not good though, two is not good. More time is good though. One! I'm gonna get fucking caught, dude! Yeah, I already got a token for sure. Yeah! Yeah, that's what's up.
22:19
We were so close. Shoot the cellar. Okay. All right, so we started TNT multiball, which doesn't help us in the cellar.
22:42
Pinball! Oh, sharks. Yo, Pixelated, thank you for the 100 booties, my man. I love you. I kind of want this game. Who has one of these?
23:17
We got plenty of time. Crack test safe. I'm trying, baby. I'm trying. We got all the time in the world, man.
23:32
More time. More time. Lock it up. Booyah. Has anyone made reproduction tape cracker tokens? Yeah, plenty of people do that. I know Papa did it, Texas Pinball Festival did it.
23:45
We gotta get back into the cellar, dude. I think our progress is gone, though. Lock number two. We can't go in the roof.
24:10
Papa didn't do it. They used their own Papa tokens. Oh, okay. The actual tokens that come out of Safecracker are humongous. It's like larger than a sack of Jaleel.
24:22
Five minutes added. Coming back. Alright, we gotta go in the cellar or in the front door. We don't have a lot of time left.
24:44
Oh, I tried to catch it. We're good, we're good. We bought ourselves five minutes. Green up, what's up? Yeah, FX3, dude? Oh, it's going to be so dope.
25:02
Right through the front. Here we go. Two. All right, we got ourselves some time. When do we get FX3? Very soon. Oh, my God. I'm going to get caught.
25:18
Yeah. No, the dog's freaking front. All you got to do is get back into an entrance. That was almost it.
25:34
Right there. All right, that put us a little behind, but that's okay. That's good, that's good Shit, I don't know how to do this Use slippers to select a code Is it DMK? Like, can someone tell me how to make that happen? I have no idea what that is Or how it works Oh, we're dead He is one away from us and we just moved two slots Please roll a one You dick Go, go, go, go, go Here you go.
26:10
Free gift. TNT Multiball. But I want her to be up there. No, you ruined it. I want my token, you ding-dong.
26:33
Alright. Where are the points during TNT Multiball? Internet, do you know? On the DMD. Oh, my God. What wheel value?
27:30
Disable computer. All right, so we can drain as much as we want right now. So we got a million points, which is pretty huge. I don't know what that means though. Like, how do you know what code to grab?
27:55
Explosive frenzy all switches? Nice. Holy crap. Let's put in the pop then. Yo, Anvil, sorry buddy. Anvily.
28:24
Oh, mama. Yeah, I kind of want this game. Who's got $7,500? Bad bot. for free donuts you give the cops donuts by the way we have plenty of time we're like lousy with time
29:01
like nothing on the game tells you what to do with that code All right, lock is lit. Get it up there.
29:13
All right, so that's one. We're probably going to go in the front entrance here. So, we're not even close. And we get a two.
29:33
$7,000? Okay. Four is good. Easy cash. We want a five. We want a five or a six. We don't want a four. God damn it.
29:50
Yo, Ego, what's up, buddy? What's up, buddy? I keep accidentally starting effing TNT multiball, man.
30:01
I saw your AV video club. Dude, thanks, Ego. So yeah, there's a couple of them that they did with EnterWK. I'm also in those.
30:12
So what do I shoot for in this? Because I can't look up really that well to see what are granting me points.
30:27
Yo, SLC, thank you for the biddies, my man. All the time in the world. Enter Moo on the high score list to hear a cow. Got it.
30:52
You can't really hear much in here, that's for sure. Alright, are we in? Oh no, it was timed. Shit. It was timed. Alright.
31:15
Alright, we deactivated the computer. Yeah, it's US dollars that are listed on that, for sure. Shit, sudden death. Man, we were so... $2 million is huge!
31:38
I think. Is that on the scoreboard? No. Oh, we got a replay. Yeah, that's what's up. Welcome aboard, Jesus. 5-4-3.
31:59
SLC Punk for five months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. your amazing ladies and gentlemen, Flippers and Butter.
32:06
Yo. We got an original Bally Safecracker coin. And it's like mint. Leading to higher prices up there. Yeah. I'm also playing games which is going to drive up the price because they've been touched by Jack Danger.
32:24
Just kidding. Everyone, thank you for the bitties. If I'm missing that, I do apologize. Alright I'm not going to be happy until we get 5 million dollars, okay 5 million bucks We're not even going to worry about tokens this time We're going to worry about getting the money This game needs to be sold with a DFGC on it You know what I'm saying How big is this game? It's tiny, dude Let's say Your average pinball machine is this long Okay this thing is this long. It's really small.
33:12
You know, the kit, it's also like lower. I'm leaning over a lot. Oh, it's killing my back just a bit.
33:24
For scale, my name's not Jake. So, thank you for the host, my man. Yeah, it's a tiny little sucker. Get him.
33:53
It's all good. Close enough. Alright, lock is lit. Man, you really got to nail that ramp to make it work.
34:08
The in lanes looks like they grant you... Oh, my God. Sudden death already? Malanta. My name is Jake Dangler.
34:21
100K. Easy money. I... We got to start over. That was the quickest game. Cell, get your ass over here, man.
34:40
That was a terrible score. I might have to get lower, but there's like a thing behind me. So much for five million.
34:52
Oh, I thought it was five thousand. I still don't think we got that, though. So shooting that getaway collects a lot of money and I think we're going to try to focus on that.
35:12
Alright, we got a little screwed. We do need the values from the wheel. Why can't I close the streamlabs box?
35:19
You got me dude. Click it again? Don't click it. I don't even want it there dude. But I absolutely forgot that it was there.
35:37
Alright, so that's good money right there. Lock is lit. We collect... What do we collect? $7,000? Okay.
35:47
Going to head on my lunch break. Nice, Echo. Get over here, buddy. Oh my god I'm the half ramp king.
36:09
Alright. Get up. Get up there. That's all you gotta do. Oh my god. Is that the store name?
36:20
Go up to the stupid ramp. Well we used to have lots of time. They won't let me across the border anymore? anymore. Um, okay. Sorry, Zelt.
36:54
There we go. There we go, boys. There we go. What are you doing in Vancouver? Uh, it's the Vancouver Flipout.
37:07
It's a pinball expo they have here. And, uh, I'm a guest. I am a guest. Alright, come on, baby. Front door. Let it be close. We're going to do slow rolls this time.
37:24
The furthest possible... No, we're not doing slow rolls. Fuck that. One. Get out of my hair. Two. Here come the guards. Yeah. No!
37:43
Hold up, just let me know when we get to an hour and a half. Oh, yeah? Thank you, man. Yeah, I know. Fuck me, fuck. Sorry.
37:57
Game over? Oh, we were on... Sorry for the language. Can you tell them that our dollar is worth, like... This is it, five million. Here we go.
38:13
All right, we're going to get low on this because this is hurting my back. Welcome aboard, Junior. Hazabella.
38:29
Thank you for maintaining your membership to the League of Amazing Ladies and Gentlemen. Flippers about to have that five months of love.
38:35
Hey, how's it going? Hazabella. How you doing, bub? Remember, if any of you are coming here, come hit me up.
38:49
Drop down and get the flipper. I'm like... I'm straddling this game right now. Oh, but it feels good.
39:02
Drop down and get the flipper round, girl. Oh, no! Yeah, guards are on rounds, baby.
39:19
Means they ain't going to be bugging me. Pull up a stool? I am using a stool, but I'm using it to hold my laptop.
39:39
I want to find this Dale guy that owns this game and thank him for bringing this because this is awesome
39:55
I don't normally have two monitors enabled Oh my stool! Sundown, dammit! Alright, we need some time. I think that's a lot of some time.
40:19
God damn, that is a tough shot. Wish I had more places than my garage to play pinball. Yeah. How you doing, Crystal?
40:30
Remember, we're looking for five million. We are at sudden death and we only have a quarter of a million. But this might be good for us.
40:40
Alright, please be close. Please be close. Halfway? That's not terrible. Three out of the gate? I'll take it.
40:53
20k? Oh, mama. See, what do I do here? Bomb. Great. That's not it. Serena, I'm here all night, baby.
41:10
Yeah, that two actually saved her, but look how treacherous this is. Every other one has something that's gonna screw me.
41:17
And this dude rolls an effing six. Oh, we are dancing around this crap. I don't even know what that is. You win, alarm disabled.
41:28
Yeah, what's up? That was alarm two. We need alarm four. Yo, Curry, how's it going? Boom. Frickin' annihilate. But now we're on the other side of the gate. We gotta go all the way around.
41:51
Oh my god. Actually, we make a lot of money up here. It goes in that order. Many... Oh, we're gonna make a lot of cash. Guard wants money.
42:03
Yeah, take the money. I don't give a shit. Tell her where it's at. I did get a token already, yeah. Money Bomb?
42:16
Next time bring a note. What? What the fuck's a Money Bomb? We just lost all of our cash. What is this, an RPG? We didn't select the... What?
42:35
Red K, come on Well you got one from the teller, not the vault Alright, we'll get one from the vault I want to break this five mil, dude Five mil, five mil But we got money bombed We had all the time in the world to stay up there and doink around on the game board.
43:07
The dice went to... Oh, I didn't know that there was a difference. What are the different tokens? Jack is bad at board games. Well, pretty much confirmed, yes.
43:31
All right, that's just going to be good. Smack it. Yeah, that's what's up. Smack it again. Free money.
43:40
Free money. Girl, I know you like free money. That save, though. I call it the safe cracker smacker.
43:57
So if we go into the sewer right now, we get a note to the teller. That safe was sexy? Yeah, it was.
44:05
Smack it. Alright, rooftop. Let's go. Big money, no whammies. Please be close. Halfway. Not bad. Three? Out of the gate? Hell yeah.
44:30
And we disabled the alarm. What alarm? Alarm 1 means nothing to us. Alright, here we go. More time. Boom.
44:42
Frickin' bus. The guards are already on us. We need a 1, 2, 3. We need a 4. No! Alright, we gotta get in the cellar. Cellar's open already. We just gotta get in there.
44:55
Not there. Where's the event being held in Vancouver? it's at a Holiday Inn downtown on something island.
45:09
Do you guys bring TNA to flip out? Unfortunately not, Kush. Sorry, bud. Sorry, I missed your question there. There is no TNA here.
45:31
I mean in Vancouver there's a lot of tea in it. We posted a video on YouTube about that. Pretty ridiculous. For free donuts! That place looked skeevy. Yeah, it was.
46:01
There was a dude mopping every ten minutes. We didn't know why until we found the porn section. We were like, oh.
46:17
Lori Holton. They're so disgusting, man. That was a perfect shot. No, there's no TNA in Vancouver. I was talking about boobies and butts.
46:43
Boobies and butts. What the hell else does it mean? Total nuclear annihilation, man. Thank you, P.U.
47:24
Alright, did we get the ATM card? Oh my god, this saves. Can you go up the ramp? The poor diverter on this thing. It's like, should I up the ramp? No, yeah, no, yeah.
47:56
Porn caves are worth that now. It was super skeevy. They did have an OG Medieval Madness there, which was crazy.
48:15
Seek and destroy. All right, we're at Sundown. Never mind. My God. I could see this game being a very big earner on my page.
48:33
Because even if I had to pay to play this, I would be pouring cash into this game. Like, jumping cash into this game. If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.
48:48
You're snobbery. Thanks, buddy. I hate those questions. Where it suddenly drains. Just looked it up. Would take nine hours round trip. Oh, right on, so.
49:02
Have you played Wizard yet? The Wizard mode or the game Wizard? I've played Wizard before. I kind of want to keep this token, but maybe I shouldn't for the game's resellability.
49:21
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about. No, I haven't played it yet. I have on the digital version of this game. I've never played it on the... Oh, my God. That's it. One time. Give me another token, baby.
49:39
TT multiball. Shoot drop targets. Okay, that I did not see. It's the drops that give you the money. All right.
49:51
Yeah, double balls. Yeah, we got a ball stuck. Yay! That's what we wanted. No, it fell. Yeah, double balls.
50:35
We're making some freaking jank cash right now. Subcounter broken? It only counts new subs. So, I don't know. I can't see it out of the corner of my eye right now.
51:00
It very well could be. A few things like the Bit Boss and Shellacat are broken for some reason because we're in Canada. I don't fully understand it, but I hear a baby.
51:15
There they are. Yo, TNT Multiballs were the freaking catches that, dude. I had to say that, didn't I?
51:34
Yo, T-Nose, my man. Can I get some baby raging chap? Switch cops, hide the boobs. The boobs? Alright, computer's disabled.
51:50
Throw a pinball at him. That's not nice. Lock is lit, fam. Ahoy, matey. What's up, Captain Nitro? Moment. Can we get the ball up the ramp?
52:07
Alright, tell her. What do you got for me? Dude! That makes me triggered. What, the sound of a baby?
52:17
Boom. Alright. Rooftop. Not happening. Okay. As a baby owner, I've learned to tune that out. There we go. We're going in the front, boys.
52:51
Shit, you okay, Slappy? Alright, here we go. Please be close. Not so close. 3 is good though 20k 2 is not bad 3 time let's get a 5 or a 4 2 is good no 2 is not good because I don't know how to use this
53:22
I don't know the code on this man alright we need a 5 Shit. Alright. I can never shoot it back in the cellar.
53:43
It's not immediately backhandable. Alright that was close That was not That was closer That it We just got to get in there.
54:01
Oh my god, we had it. We freaking had it. Food go in, poop come out. M-N-Y. I don't know. You guys are posting that lastly. Thank you for posting that. I literally don't know what it means.
54:31
I guess that's what I'm saying. I'm not seeing anything happen. Shit. Not even a million. Basic baby maintenance There's a bunch of red herrings You have to pick a code that's in the list Oh, I see I get what you're saying You've been Yeah, thank you, Serena
55:18
It's short for Vault, B-L-T. I want a B-L-T. Oh, man, I'm hungry. So I think what we're going to do is I'm going to... What time is it local?
55:36
You've been up for... Thank you, bud. I think I'm going to tear this down once we're done streaming here. I'm going to go get something to eat. Come back on Q-Bert, right? Frickin' Cuber, dude.
55:51
Dude, play Assault the Vault. A BLT sounds good right now? Hell yeah, it does. Alright, looks like we're going in the roof.
56:00
Chinos, how you doing, buddy? It's almost noon in Vancouver? Yeah, that's why I'm hungry. Alright. We're gonna hit the vault, dude. This is it. This is our chance. This is our moment. And we're...
56:15
You want $41,000? Take it. You fucking shit. They're already on my ass. One. Oh, man. If he rolls a five...
56:32
You've got to be kidding me. What a crock of shit. Yeah, what does bribing actually do? That's a great question. What if I say F no? What if I say go bribe your mouth into my butt hole?
57:00
Alright, we can get right back into this. Yeah, it's done nothing but steal my money, that is for sure.
57:14
Back in, baby. I think if you bribe him, he nabs you and you stop the game. You'd have to say please or it wouldn't hurt you.
57:31
Yo, that kid is good. Alright. Give me a five, baby. Give me a five.
57:40
You motherfucker! Alright, we just gotta get right back into one of these. Oh, we just missed it. We just missed the freaking gate. Now we gotta go all the way around.
58:00
I ain't giving you shit, dude. He wants 80? No. He wants 60? No. Captured by the guard. Okay, you have to bribe him. That's the gimmick.
58:13
He has to be bribed or you're dead. I like your beard. Thanks, buddy. I like your face. Hey, Jack. Miss you, bud. I really appreciate your post on Facebook calling that dude out. Yeah, new bill.
58:29
Listen. It's tough stuff, man. Alright, we have a hot ATM card. That's good. Means we'll get more money up top. I am poopy. Oh, you understand baby.
58:49
There's a da poofa into my butt. We're not in sudden death. Close call? Woo-hoo-hoo! I could sing a lullaby.
59:01
Go to sleep. Shut the fuck up, little baby. No. You gotta be nice to babies, man. They don't know.
59:17
Dude, that ramp. That ramp. Thanks, Bill. Yeah. I don't want to guard anyone's... Whatever. I hate it. I hate it.
59:37
Alright. We're going to get this. Why am I feeling so... Here's... Okay. This is... Here's the thing.
59:55
This is a testament to the whole, like, virtual pinball thing, right? I can get that damn vault all day every day. On TPA.
60:07
And it's RNG up there, you know? Here's a thing. Alright, we want to get in there to get our hot ATM card.
60:26
My sexy... Oh, my sexy ATM card. Hold my beer. Hold my beer indeed. Internet, thank you for the follows and the subs and the resubs and the... It's going to be a long day. We've got to find... Doing all right.
61:07
I... You know, to be honest, Zenwal, I'm not... I don't really feel the physics problems everyone's talking about on either of the softwares.
61:29
They're games. I don't know. They're just video games. Free gift, light the wheel? Again? Wait, what wheel? This thing?
62:00
Oh, God. Yeah, if you're not hitting stuff, man, this game's over. You have to always be hitting stuff.
62:14
Yo, Lord Squeak, for 29 months in a row, brother, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, Clippers and Butts up for 29.
62:24
Holy shit, dude. 29 months in a row? Are you kidding me, man? That's like more than two years. There we go. We got our note to the teller. So we can't get hit with that money bomb anymore.
62:49
Oh, it doesn't know. Shit. Almost 30. It's true. If you... I don't want to hit this game. You know what I'm saying? So we're trying to be nice. I didn't want to shake out the ball.
63:13
And it drained me. It drained me. It's cool. Wonko's here. I'm probably going to use him to help me move all this crap.
63:32
We'll see. 29, that's almost 30. 29. Guys, I got real hammered with a lot of awesome people last night.
63:56
Did you see? I don't know if Jersey Jack was posting a bunch of videos, but we were just getting sloshed. Sloshed. at some dude's house who had like this music system that only played flack files and it had a power cleaner attached to it and stuff it was nuts I got shit wasted last night Bagel you hear a lot of things in the background for sure enter the vault here we go welcome to Vancouver please be right there
64:32
No. Okay. One. Oh my god. Three? Okay. Will he take less? He will take less. There you go, buddy. And now the guards are alerted. Yeah, the Mustang is very loud.
64:53
We want a five. Five or a six. Ah, we're dead. We didn't want a 1. I didn't click that. No. Don't let the guard roll.
65:11
We were caught. The candy. Something something system. Like, why... What a unique game. You know? This game is actually really tough.
65:37
I would need to put this thing on a frickin' stage or something to be able to play it for more than the amount of time I'm currently playing it, because I feel like it'd done like this.
65:54
Vancouver is interesting. The event's awesome. The area is interesting. I went walking around, and we saw a lot of interesting stuff, Jared and I.
66:14
Very interesting. Have you been to Vancouver Crystal? A pinball sling? What I need is that ball bat.
66:41
There are a lot of attractive people here, Owl. There's also a lot of Horny things happening Horny Call guard Open the doors Put me up top Here we go Two Damn it I gotta go all the way around Nice we got a bone That'll get us past the dogs
67:14
Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good. We're good, we're good. Boom. Dog bone. Nailed it. I can't believe we got to use that right then. Alright, give me five or six.
67:28
He rolled a one? Idiot. Alright, three's good too. Backward one spot? Oh, it's deactivated. We got that bone, Gazm. Big Fine. 100,000 points. Dollars.
67:51
I got a good... Fuck! Never mind. Sorry. For my language. Stay away from me chasing. You got it, buddy.
68:07
Do you like games with flippers on the side as well? Um, I... It depends on the game, man. I mean, I don't think a particular one thing makes or breaks the game for me.
68:20
I love games with very targets. This game's got a very target. Does that get rid of my ability to go in there? Oh.
68:28
That was a close call. Fudge, I mean fudge. Alright, we got one donut. Go, please! Not like this. Woo! Pump Jack Club in Vancouver is a nice place. A place called Pump Jack sounds like a place I don't want to be.
68:53
Damn it. Time added 20 minutes? Whoa! What the hell did I hit? All right, we got a little donked. Close call, baby.
69:20
Thank you, Jaded. They call me Pump J, because I like to pump, J. Yeah, so we're going to be going live off and on all day today, so make sure you just stay tuned.
69:36
Like I said, the next game that's lined up is Qbert, a game I've never even seen before, and they've got a working one here, so it should be a lot of fun.
69:45
It's a G-Bar, which is fine. What's a G-Bar? Like, for gangsters? Should I walk in and be like, yo, is this a G-Bar? Homemade?
69:58
They'd be like, uh, you're fired. Hubert is going to be a long hour. Yeah, I'm sure. Free gift like the outlings? Yeah baby, that's what's up.
70:16
Watch, we're just going to center drain because the outlings are lit. The only entrance open. We've got to go into the cellar, which is tough. Standing on the floor costs extra.
70:42
Alright, oh we almost made it into the cellar. Oh there we go. We lit up another entrance. And we drained down the middle. My. Sacred. Perfect. Dream. We're okay guys, don't worry about it. Uh, well. That's it. That's safe, Cracker. Tune in in like an hour.
71:17
I'd say we're going to play an hour, hour and a half, maybe two hours, and take an hour off. I got to move all this shit over there. All right? And since there's a lot of it, it's going to require some help from some people. So thank you so much, folks.
71:32
Get back to work, and I'll see you in a little bit. Okay? I got to go eat something. Maybe pop a throat lozenge just to make sure I'm good. I'm keeping this token. F you.
71:42
Love you. Alright guys, be good. Have a good night. Have a good hour. I don't care. Whatever.