I have to take my sanitizer. I've got to take my sanitizer, Peebles. Bye, Nick. Nick Campbell's leaving, folks. He's got a thing. He's got a thing. He's got a thing. Thank you. holy shit Jada that's a lot of options my man I'll vote on that I think I poured your wine out I apologize I just I thought I apologize Whenever they give a dead flipism... Man, J.D. is asking what he should track. He's got a list that you vote on. Whenever they get off the topic of pinball, Whenever they do the death look, there's a... Whenever they have to do their repair job. Donate to the kids. Donate to kids moments. You would probably lose your mind counting donate to kids moments. Just tilt. Individual tilts. Love it. I use direct tilts, oh man, no, we don't want to individualize the tilts. General tilts. General Tilt, reporting for duty. General Tilt. Touch service. Ladies, General Tilt. Okay, so, close this. Sharts. I think this is... Hold on. We'll go live. Oh, we are live. We'll turn the cameras on in just a second. A macaroni. In just a second. A macaroni. Did you put the straw up for the next week's game? Is it Friday? Mm-hmm. Damn it, no. I did forget to do that last week. No, we chose this on purpose. Okay. Yeah, I should put up a straw pole, too. Is it cool if Jess comes on Monday with me? Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah, I love having people. Okay. I told her about the place. This place? This place. You cool people? You cool people. So she's going to leave what early she says if she can come. Oh, man. The cameras are hot and ready. Yep. Just like a Little Caesars pizza. Oh. Without the diarrhea. Little Caesars. for that one. What? What did you say? You were going to cry for that one? Or fry. Cry, cry. I don't know. Steve Ritchie doesn't like people. I guess not. Is he a small man? Steve? Yeah. He's about your height. Yeah. Yeah. Over the years, he's gotten a little hard of hearing, so he has two hearing aids in, and he still asks you to, like, look at him when you talk so you can sort of read your mouth. Oh. But he's an interesting guy to talk to, for sure. Jaden, can you hear us? We adjusted the audio so that we can scream without blowing people's ears out We threw in a compressor like a peak limiter, all this nonsense Yeah, Jaden, you're going to lose your mind if people pick some of those things Yes, I can hear you My man I put fruit snacks in my beer Oh, you actually put them in there? I put them all in there. And then it's a surprise every time you drink. It's a terrible, disgusting surprise every time you drink. I don't know about my wine. Ooh, that would have been good. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is the last day on ACDC. This is the second time around for ACDC. The first time around was actually one of the first machines that we played, Metallica being the absolute first. So it's just going to be myself, Jack Danger, and Crystal joining us. Crystal Gemnick over here, just chilling, ready to play some pinball. She was out practicing last night. Her one-handed pinball techniques to improve her slow game, control, all that fun stuff. Bounce passes. Bounce passes, dead flips. I don't even like calling them dead flips, but it feels weird. I was practicing my post pass, too. Oh, man. You need it. Nick Campbell will not be joining us because he was invited to the Google headquarters here in Chicago to give a five-minute talk, and I don't know how you do this in five minutes, but a five-minute talk on how to kick someone's butt in pinball. It's going to be cool. Anyway, I'm trying not to burp really loud. Let's just get into this and start kicking each other's butt. All right. Yes. So it looks like already the cameras are a little hot, so I've got to reduce that. The camera's hot. The camera's hot. Throw me a doll. I did. Oh. All right, let me move my butt. Hold on. Oh, God, I love that song. So, like Mick and I were saying, to complete a song now, you only have to hit any shot, and then it will say, load the jukebox, and then you have to hit that tight little orbit here. That's why it was even hard, even though we set it to, like, mega-easy, because that shot is stupid. Stupid! You want to go first, or shall I? Gentlemen first, I would say. Back in black. I hit the set. Just because I want to hear this song, we're going to play this mode. This isn't a go-to for anybody, but... Oh, there it is. See how it's flashing up there already? Just choosing stuff? So now you just set it back up there. I got crouched on the drop catch, which is okay. Josh Bacon, so the cameras we have are like Logitech's webcams, but I downloaded an application that lets you control the exposure and the gain and all that stuff. It's called Webcam Settings, and it just lets you save presets for every camera. Works out pretty well. Works out pretty, pretty well. All right. Change the song. Great. War Machine. I'm just going to go down the line and see how many songs I can get through here, folks. Stay up there for us. There you go. Next song's ready. Bounce, bounce. Beautiful. All right. Next song. Jeez. and like I said just in theory this is like the easiest thing in the world but if that shot wasn't so freaking possible like I was shooting for it and I missed I'm not actually playing for points I just want to see how many of these songs I can get through but you're welcome to blow the hell up oh god and I'm in the mode where it just keeps blowing I'm not going to take you. Just come down. All right. Oh, boy. I'm the team team. All right, we're ready for the next song. And in theory, in theory, so you have to, like, hit a shot to, like, length the jukebox and get up there. but because that shot is actually a shot that progresses you towards song stuff, every single mode except for Hell in a Bad Place to Be, all you have to do is shoot it up there without even getting another song, and hitting that is the song that sends it up there. Oh. Yeah. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. Fruit snacks in my beer. Oh yeah. Up that range. Woo. Almost. Beautiful. I take 11 range. It's about 85% of the way down. On the right cover? Mm-hmm. Just keep flipping it down. Flip, flip. Flip, flip. Oh, no. Damn it. Flip, flip. Got to learn that. Janos Kiss Bacon, what do you mean you won't be able to watch a stream anymore? Why? You don't have a computer at home? Why? Oh, I guess you're at work right now. Oh, that means I'm watching it on the library. Yeah, go to the library, man. Or, uh, Couch, what's, uh, you know. His field. his internet at work is terrible. Obviously, you don't want to eat up your data plan. I have no answers. Just come to Chicago and be on the stream live and you won't have to watch it. Because you'll be experiencing it. Alright, calm down here. Oh my god. Kenya. There you go. Oh man. Not that long. Alright, bounce over. Woo! Ow! God damn it, I gotta do this. Strong dad face. Do you know the song, guys? I do. Doesn't it look like this? Oh, right. Yeah, that's another one right now. Yeah. Come on. I see where you're coming from. Oh, there it is. There we are. There we are. Yeah, move to the coast. Move to the Midwest, right? Midwest is the best. Is that the only one in the city? I'm not sure. Oklahoma, where the blah blah something down the flame right? Queen Oh That ain't gonna do nothing for me God, I want to die You can't backhand the shot which is unfortunate, so we don't have to post that That was a little baby foot Big Brother That's baby. Yeah. I like this one. What's this one? This is a hot jam. It's like my favorite. Alright, we're going to press it. 2X? 2X and multiball don't mean anything to getting to encore, unfortunately. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. I don't want that point, I just want that mode. Oh my gosh. There it is. Alright, so we have half the board done, folks. On to Chikmi. Chikmi, then Hi-Lay, then Rock and Roll Trion. Oh, crap. I didn't want that. I just got to catch a ball on the left flipper and then three in the goal. Someone, get over there. Anyone. All right, I'm just going to hold this for a minute until I know the ball season's done. All right, back out. It is the hardest shot. All right. Oh. You just moved out of the Midwest to go to SoCal. Right on. Uh, Jaden, no, it's still, um, it's still one shot to complete a song, but it is still that same shot, so it's a pain in the ass to do. Oh, I'm done? Damn it. Weapon! Thanks for hosting, man, I appreciate it. Can I see the screen? Nope. Nope? You got this, you got this. No. Hey! Alright, so, screw that. Screw all that. What's up? Josh Bacon's can't watch a stream because his work internet sucks? No, no, I was talking about the Jada question. Oh. Yeah, it's all about the one shot to get the on-board stuff. One shot. Alright, so, what do you want to do? How do you want to do this? How do you want to battle? How do you want to, what? You got something? just want to duke it out? I don't know, man. Yeah, I guess. You want to... Is there anything you want to know? Anything you want to... I don't know. I guess I guess I'm still a little bit confused about the one shot because, like, you'd be up in the... up in the pots and then all of a sudden you're like, oh, well, now I'm all set to... So, okay, I'll explain that. Let me turn the heat down because I'm burning up and then I'll do that. So here's the deal. Okay. Where's the other dude? Yeah, this is Nick Campbell, right? Looking good. Pew! Hey, pew! Exactly. See? Totally Nick. Of course. So when I say shot, okay, so every single thing on this table is correlating to a song. Right. Yep, I know that. So Back in Black, War Machine, Rock and Roll Train, Hellfells, TNT, Highway to Hell, Hell in a Bad Place to Be. Okay. And then Pop Bumpers, I Took Me All Night Long, the up top lanes are rosy. So when I say shot, I mean complete. Okay. You see back here? Yeah. All these songs? Uh-huh. So you have to hit, like, rock and roll train, rock and roll train to light up, and say that you hit rock and roll train. Right, yeah. Okay? Then you hit war machine and say war machine's hit. And you have to do eight of those shots in order for the jukebox to turn back on so you can change the song. Now, for shook me all night long, it's not just one shot. It has to live in the pop bumper for a little bit. to get enough. And what we did is we reduced that, so all you had to do was complete one thing on the back in order to get the jukebox to light up. So you picked Shook Me All Night Long first? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. So, you know, for instance, if I picked Shook Me, you can't get credit for Shook Me because you're on Shook Me. Right. So you have to shoot something else. And because it's only a one-shot, just hitting the hell in a bad place to be shot is your one shot. And it's also the shot that gets you up top to the jukebox. Okay. Does that make sense? It's a little. Kind of. You know, the encore thing, I'd say, just put it out of your head. We're also still figuring it out. We're putting you to. I wouldn't worry about it. But we will. Let's just fight. Yeah. Let's just fight. Ladies first. Let's just fight. and then we'll figure out what to do from there. Put your mug on the internet here. Let's just fight. Let's just fight. Let's just fight. With a slack box. Oh, this is a cute little chat. You two want to have a talk, please? Okay, what happened? You went down the wheel. Uh, what mode were you playing? Rock and roll train. So this typically you can drop catch it or let it bounce. That hit the slingshot which it usually doesn't do. So rock and roll train is hitting the left ramp. And you can keep hitting the left ramp but you get all the money if you combo those. Right, because yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Like that. Like that. And then now just anything blinking at this point. After you've comboed it once, it's just whatever's blinking. It's going to give you more. If it's lit, it's going to give you points, but if it's blinking, it's going to give you a lot more points. All right. I was no good. Ding dong. Oh. Reno. Sounds like, wait, what? Okay. I'm going to talk about something. I'm just going to ignore gross words from the chat. Yeah. Sorry if I smell like hairspray. I literally smell like hairspray. No, I can probably let you think. Oh, give me a break. All right, dude. So it must. Go to your pocket. Go to your pocket. Go to your pocket. Go to your pocket. All right, you got rocked there. Shower specs equals pitting glass. I don't know, guys. I don't know, guys. I don't know what you're talking about. Sounds like a bunch of malarkey to me. All the malarkey. So yeah, I'm going to put the vote up this evening. If you guys remind me after the stream's done, that'd be awesome. So you can vote on next week's machine. Machine. My man. Oh, that's what's going on. I criss-crossed it on the fly. Left ramp in, right ramp out. I mean, it's not that backhand-side-the-pinnies type idea. This is remarkably fun. Yeah! Yay! Woo-hoo! Wait, am I in Roki? Oh, what? What am I doing? I don't even know right now. Not thinking properly. What? I want the bell. Hurry. I'm running out of time. No. Oh, you ding dong. All right. Well, anyway. Now what? Now you changed your song. How so? Yeah, that's good. How so? And now the song's ready to change again. All righty. Ah, I want it. Oh, God, I can't have it. Damn it. Oy yi yi. Wow. Let's see. Ooh. Are you asking if I'm on a date right now? No, man. We're just pals. We just budge, budge now. I'm opening this thing right now. Please. Get in there. Get in there. Let me play your ball. Play your ball? Let me play my ball. Oh, what do you want? Thunderstruck? What would WWJD What would Jack do? What would Jack do? Oh yeah, that still works with the Jesus thing. What would Jack danger? Oh, that's not what I wanted. Where was Jack danger? Where would Jack danger? Oh, I hate that train. Trusty, trusty. Bugs and flies weed. Have a good night, brother. Bye. Okay, here's what's going to happen. We are going to practice one-handed. Yeah! I like that. Folks, we're going to play one-handed. Rookie Friday. And what happens when you play one-handed is it teaches you to trust that ball is going to bounce and fall where you want it to. And you're going to play a lot less chaotically. You play less chaotically, and honestly, it's almost embarrassing that sometimes you'll make more shots and accumulate more points than you would if you played too high, because you're not flapping at everything coming down. So here we go. Are you ready? Dominant hand. Dominant hand. Show on the Internet. Also, okay, hold on. I had a brain fart. You do have to swing your hand over to hit the other one. No, I'm not. No, no. All right, one more two-pick and you're happy. Uh, I'm not sad. Okay, okay. You have a change. These are good scores. These are good scores. These are not good scores. I'm not even following my own damn rules, I just wasted the VIP pass. If you try to launch too soon, it screws you. Alright, here we go, one handed. Trust. True. What? See? I can't make that shot. Anyway, I'm over it. Just trying to get it into the world play field and see how well that works. With such a tight, fast, like, flipping radius. Also, you might learn drop catches, too, a lot easier. Alright, let's see if we can do this one-handed. One-handed is not easy, because I'm like reaching across the table here, folks. My man. That didn't work out at all Nothing Don't you ever stop We are playing one-handed, folks In case you're just tuning in Love you. How am I making that track? Wow. F you. Weapon, where is all this language coming from? I was like, weapon needs to get through. What am I doing? I don't know. Cradle. There you go. Don't try to backhand. Let's go across the field. Most of the way down the stepper. That should have worked. Put one up there. Put one up there. What up dudes? Robo Disco. Thanks for coming. Or whatever Power Ranger stuff people do. Pinball powers activate. This man is awesome At being a coach At being a Oh Okay Aw thanks buddy I mean thanks buddy I mean Aw thanks buddy You guys rock more than ACDC Aw well I don't know about that Aw this is almost more Thought about it. Come over here. Thought about it. Come over here. I did this with my buddy at headquarters last night for about three hours. We were on Walking Dead and Spider-Man. You played one-handed on Walking Dead? Yeah, a little bit. That sounds terrible. It was a little rough. Nice catch. Great luck. Get rid of it. Get rid of it. Get rid of it. Oh, my God. That's great. I highly recommend going to Arcade Expo in October. Yeah, I heard a lot about Arcade Expo. Is that Detroit? No, it's the... So some guy did a Kickstarter to open up a facility with, like, 500-bit wall machines and stuff like that. Aw. And it was pretty rad, and they just did... They just broke the world record there for the most people playing pinball at a single time. I heard about that. Yeah, it was pretty rad. Where's it at? It's pretty rad. I love the Banning Arcade Expo. Yeah, it's going to be great. banning what? What state was that in, folks? I can't remember. By the way, Crystal is kind of a regular. She took a break there for a while, but she was on at least once a week, maybe twice. Like this week Yeah like this week This is her second day here I was Tuesday I think Tuesday all right And you coming back next week Next week Monday My man My man. The game stopped working. Let me start. Okay. Thundercuck. We'll do one more one-handed, and then we'll just start obliterating each other. Yeah. Oh, Robo Disco, you're part of the world record? That's awesome, man. Car House. You played Starlight by Williams. What is that? That's rad, dude. What is Starlight? There was only 100 of them ever made. Bandy, California. There you go. Oh, well, we can all get there easily. Why not? Just go. I'm not making money. Who's made of money? Made of money? My best friend. Made of money. That sounds like a movie. The Eddie Murphy movie in 1987? Right. The Good Money. Where he plays a woman. No, he's a dude. But he wants to get all this money from this dude's house. So he plays to be a woman. Okay. Like Chipsy kind of. It's sort of like Mrs. Doubtfire. Chipsy. Or Chipsy. Chipsy Brown Cloud. Chipsy Brown Cloud. War Machine. I love it so much. Yeah, but you know what? I think I'm going to wait. Are you comfortable making that shot? I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait for those markers. One-handed. Trust in yourself. Trust in the bouncing. The ball wants to go where you want it to go. Guys, the floor. Weapons like what? Oh, American shit. That's right. Not everyone here from M&M's. And not everybody here. Yeah. There's also... This was something I had to learn to stop. Like, after you shoot, and you hold the flipper button... Oh, yeah, I still do that. That is a huge deal, and is ridiculously hard to stop doing. And, like, your drain just then was... I couldn't write. Yeah, was a product of that. Let it go. Who's what? Who's what? I'm Igleth. I have no idea what they're saying. Hey, I'm kind of English. What dinosaurs? In Banning, California. Oh. Isn't Ben Stein made of money? Oh, yeah. Ben Stein's money. When Ben Stein's money? When Ben Stein's mommy. Hmm. These guys are, like, wacky today. I don't know. It's Friday, man. TGIF. Yeah. I think I'm going to go in on Sunday. Yeah. I have a three-day, three days off in a row. It's May, Tuesday, Wednesday. No, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. Sorry. Sorry. You're just saying. But I'm on, like, a pinball bender right now, which is good, because I need to practice for the Lord's Prayer. I think we might be, myself, anyway, might be going to Logan Arcade this weekend. Pinball Joe or Joe Saeed has some friends coming in. To town. Yes. Oh, I caught that one. My life. I'll see what you're going to do. I need a beer. Are you good? I'm good. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Oh, shit. Okay. Ah, damn it. That's the rampus. Nice. Raise the bell, girl. Thank you. Hey, if you've got GC and Big Bang Bar, It went... Cool. Big Bang Bar has some of my favorite pinball art on it. It's like that single-size brush speed art sort of deal. I've never heard of this, and so just think of me. Big Bang Bar is a really hard-to-find game. It's not a terribly old game. It's just, you know, it was the tail end of, like, I don't know, just really hard, really beautiful, really beautiful games. It's DMD. Williams maybe? What shall we play? The Curse of TNT. And I didn't get my VIP pass. That's a great song. Hey! What? Why? It's all over. Pinball magic, huh? That's awesome. Uh, weapon. GC means grand champion. Uh, that's the score that's better than all the other scores on the machine. Oh, hey! If...if nor am I am terrible at reading those things. Grand champion. More like grand chumpion. Mayor...Mayorinif. Anyway, thanks for the follow, buddy. I like that. I like that. Grand chumpion. Uh-huh. It means...it means grand chumpion. champion. Okay. I don't catch. Beautiful. The curse. The curse. Lap Roy Arbitet. Nope. Oh, right. Crystal. Damn it. Nice. Always be cradling. A, B, C. Always be catching. Always be cradling. Beautiful tip-off. That's not beautiful. Mayor is right. Yeah, it's backwards, right? Go back up. Go back up. Mayor and... Oh, gosh. You're brilliant. You're brilliant. Don't think about insults. It takes you off the game. Oh, gosh. You took it, buddy. Nine mil. That's actually a good score for me, in general, on this machine. All right. I remember when I was averaging, like, 13 million on Spider-Man when I was playing One-Handed, and then when I would go and play the two-handed, I just played him. I hate when that happens. Yeah. So here's the deal. Pick your mode, get your points. Yeah. There we go. I ain't doing any of this song-changing bullfuck-y. That felt pretty good. That also felt pretty good. That wasn't even a sound thing. That was just throw your body into it. No, no, no. So you're saying there's a chance. No, no, no. No, no, no. So for you folks that are new to our stream, We make sure that we keep all of our games about as hard as we can have them. So our outlanes are wide, our ball states are off, our tilts are tight. The only thing that we changed on this machine yesterday was to make it easier to get to the wizard mode, but we're not even worrying about that. Did you see that? I did it. Thank you. Toasty, toasty. Oh, my God. Right to the bed. Right to Tansy. Oh, I just want it to be in the spot where I want it. Oh, that would have bounced over it. So, um, nice. Lazarus. Now, that's a circumstance where because you held the flipper up too long, the ball's allowed to come back. Oh, see, I thought that I had knocked it too long. That was more of a negative becoming a positive. I just want to... Trust it. Sorry, Jack. No, it's all good. There you go. So, go for a ramp. Beautiful. Yep, that's it. All day. Weapon, don't feel lonely. We're here. Hi, Weapon. All right, right ramp. Come on. You're good. It'll be waiting for you, though, so you're good. Yeah, throw the disc out. That's all ECDC is, man. It's backhands. Oh, damn. E-A-D. Yo, I'm back. Change your font. Change your font. I'm just getting a lot of terrible speeds out of the pop bumpers. I'm a bad Wow Oh, you're just a dindon Exactly Love it Love it Start Come on, give me the ball. Oh, geez. Okay. Oops. Okay, so now we just need to hit the right ramp because our jam multiball is lit. And to do that, all multiballs are collected by shooting the right ramp. And that shot is backhandable from the right slipper. It didn't want to go up there, but it did. I couldn't time that well because I was busy shooting. Well, that's good that I missed it because I forgot that I'm in those bells, And I can probably get this ball, this look flyer up to 3x in no time. I've got a spell of fire. And I've got to keep 2x alive. So I'm out. So I need to hit the bell to visit. There's 3x. So now we want to load the cannon if we can do it in time, but I don't think we're going to be able to, folks. Oh, come on! Uh, all the multiballs lit, though. Oh, I want to hit the bell. Gotta keep that 3x alive. Shoot! Shoot! 3x drain is just a drain hose you son of a bitch you son of a bitch um Jack donate to kids I am unclear I don't understand this is something I've never really understood yeah um the so like this is you were talking about selling fire mhm these lanes these outlanes selling fire I don't understand And how that works. So Spelling Fire is what activates your cannon for checkbox. But that's all, I mean, this is a drain, right? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's what I don't understand. So, okay. You know how you can switch that around with your flipper? Go ahead and flip. Same thing happens when you go through an in lane. Let's say you lit I. You can move that around. So when it's going through an in lane, make sure it's empty so that it lights it up. Okay. That's what you're doing with the fire there. Okay. And if the ball's going out the out lane during a multiball or something, make sure it rolls over an empty one so it can help self-fire. But if it's just going out, like on a single ball play, it means done. There's a lot of kids to think about. Yeah. I already, oh, we're not. Maybe. It's a good thought, you know? Is that a push? Yeah. Oh, cool. Not anymore. Oh, I guess that stuff's not listed. So myself, actually all the members of Deadflip qualified for state finals this year. And I was paired up against Zach Sharp. And if you don't know who that is, Google him with the word pinball, and you'll see how absolutely stupid I am. They only take the top 16 people in this state, and Illinois is a tough state to compete in. So... You got that E, but I can't recall if that carries over. But I'm guessing no because I don't have anything left here. Maybe. We'll see. I'm going to stay with our belts. If you're VIP, we need the right round. Oh no. Alright, take a belt. Take your belt. And this mode is all about targets. So obviously you want to make your main shots to get your edible, but you also want to start hitting targets. Like that. Like that. And you get, it's for clearing banks of targets that you you get credit for your job. R and O, you need to hit R and O? Exactly. If you only hit T and you need the other T. I'm trying to get that edible without spreading my D.I.D. brush. Oh! Everybody out. I hit the... Hold on, it might bring it back. If Zach Sharp was my opponent, I would just quit immediately. Yeah, Robo Disco, it's going to be a trip. Actually, Zach Sharp is Deadflip's coach as a whole. Whenever we have questions or problems, he's the guy we go to to teach us what's up. What a number. What a number. Back in black. Amino pinball? No, thank you. Amiibo! Alright, so you just need that right, right hand, baby. There it is. Beautiful. Little late, but you have the right hand here. Two, two, loser. Alright, let's try that again. No whoops. No whoops. It's too thunderstruck because everyone plays this mode, right? It's like the mistake mode. It's the mistake mode, exactly. This is the mode, if you don't know how to play ACDC, this is the mode you should play because it encourages you to miss your shots. When I started playing ACDC, I did the exact I dropped it in the most impractical way because I was like, oh, I'm just going to go for TNT. But TNT is right there. Oh, all right. Yeah, because you're like, oh, those targets are going to be easy to hit. Yeah, they are. So is the drain. Yep. Nailed it. Oh, wow. And then drop an elbow on it. Drain it. I screwed up. I beat it. I screwed up. I screwed up, everybody. Oh, me too. Hey, you know what? Yeah, I need to do this. Right on, Jaden. Don't hurt yourself. Don't hold that flipper. Don't hold that flipper. Don't hold that flipper. You knew it. Pop it. Get it out of there. Get it out of there. Hey, man. Yeah, at the first clank of it being over there, you should have just driven the swing shot into it. Use it like a flipper. They end in an hour? What ends in an hour? What ends in an hour? Your laptop? Backhand on the right flipper is almost an immediate drop. Yeah, no kidding. Oh my life. Alright, let's... Come down clean, that's all I wanted. There we go. So just back in the left ramp until you're blue in the face, folks. All day. Get you a thumb struck. And then to jam. Science, right? It's all physics. Get that tight little shot there from the bell. The bellarino. The Bellarino. Swing and run. We are not doing what I want right now. What do you want? I want that. The bell. I want the bell. No, give me the bell. I love you. I love you. Also, for you folks that don't know, your skill shot that you get on this gives you these special VIP packages that you can use to make shots that you haven't made in order to get your Adaball going. So as you'll see, I pretty much lost my entire multiball, but I brought it back to life. Skill shot, you. You've seen fourth time. That's tough. Oh, I hate you. Dude, swing hell. Our stream doesn't end in an hour. Our stream ends whenever we feel like we're done playing pinball. Our stream ends when the beer's gone. Yeah, there you go. Stream ends when the beer's gone. Pour the wine. Or when someone comes through this big scary door and robs us of all of our pinball machines. Aww, that was bad. I don't like that story. It's a pretty bad story. Quit it. Oh. Nice. I like you. Hey, you're a fat son. Okay. Beautiful. Nailed it. Hold it. Get, uh, practice backhanding that left ramp. It's... Yeah? Yeah, so, uh, okay. Again, like, if this is 100 and that's zero, the second you let that start coming down, it's like 9 or 10. It's not immediate. I used to do this all the time. Beautiful, dude. Except I missed my combo. Trust it. Oh. Sorry. No, it's all good. I just want to sound disappointed so you know what I'm thinking. Trust it. Okay, I'm going to go for that. You know what? Don't, the right ramp backhand is a little more dangerous because if you half ramp it, that thing's coming right down the front. There you go. Send it over. Mayor, we've been streaming. This is our 16th week. That is in Spanish. This is our 16th week. Stop the ripstick. Yeah, also, leave your hands on the air. Trust it. Alright, right hand. You got this. Oh! Oh, man. Oh! That was dirty, but good trust. Meditate a bit. Oh, God. I wanted to hit that 40 so bad. Good call, Mike. Thank you. You're allowed to coach me. You ain't doing nothing crazy. Wow. You played for a while and you got some good points, that's all that matters. And then you choked on some wine. Wow, wow, wow. Oh shit. Oh, without a danger he does it. does it. With my firelings. Criss-cross. Criss-cross. So great. So fun. Are you making a decision? No, I'm being serious. Choo! Choo! Choo! Alright, now we just need to... I was trusting that a little too much. We would all love to be you right now. All right, man. You know, it is what it is. All right. Because you're playing ACDC? Yeah. You think I'm on a date? Uh-oh. Yeah. Thanks, Crystal. All right. There's the multiball. Nailed it. Okay, this is a really stupid question. You get to 3x by hitting the bell. The bell, yeah. Are you going to give me the bat? No? Oh, F you! I didn't want to waste my B to keep that score. I got screwed! His character? K-3-B-2. Yeah, you win the short name game. Absolutely. I guess I managed to win out with Blue Continental. Blue Continental. Here's Billy Joel. All right. Okay, so I can pick a song. What do I do? Formally known as Mayor. That's so weird that I saw the word Mayor in there, but I could not read your name. I can't remember what I played already. Oh, well. Here we go. Wah, wah. Back in Black Friday. No. Trust. No. Oh my gosh. The word too much. The word too much. It's all good. You just, here's the deal. You don't have to put money in this. So be crazy about trusting this thing to bounce. Okay. Kill it. That's good. That's some more torture. Welcome to, what did you say? Welcome to Hell in a Box. Why is it...oh, because it's a... No? Oh, yes. Hell yeah. A little hard. Fudge, duck. Your first hit, it was hard, but then when you came back to the machine, I think you tend to put your weight on it too much. So you gave it just a little bit of a love tap. Love sad songs. Can they sing these songs? Yeah. Yeah, Weapon, we see those dudes all the time. Josh Sharpe runs the IFPA Pinball World Ranking website. He's the president of it. Oh, really? Roger is the gentleman who testified in court in the 70s for dad. He's the one that made pinball legal again in the United States. He's like a pinball historian. Yep, he's awesome. He actually has that title, which is pretty dope. Has a baller white mustache now. Oh, thanks, Steve. Hi. How about this? Pew. Pew. Channeling the Campbell. Pew. This is not good, though. Yeah. No, you got this. Careful. Oh, careful. Dude, I had to, by the way, I had to get up and pull this game to the side. Pull that. Ooh. Beautiful. Damn. What's my IFPA ranking? It's not very high, but I'll show you. Actually, Crystal will show you. Yeah. So, buddy Nick, Brad Zac Stark, and Dave Kiss, we all got into pinball at the same time together about three and a half, four years ago. So our rankings are moderately high, but they're not like incredible because we still have some like blowing up to do. Make sure you put my name on my ranking. I did yours already. Oh, you can see my ranking. You've been, uh, you've been flackin'. Just kidding, I'm trying not to be there now. Are you guys going to have a desktop tournament again soon? Yes. Uh, we're going to, uh, trying not to be here. Say watermelon. Watermelon. Say it like you just took a big bong raid. Watermelon. Great. Awesome. Well, that didn't go well. Hey, you know what? This is how we do it. We got time to tilt. We got time to quilt. Oh, so pissed. I'm the most pissed dude right now. Oh, it's Kneezed. Uh-oh, are you allergic again? Kneezed OP. Are you wearing some sort of like hippie? You know what it is, I need my tooth. Go get your G-dam. Oh, your G-dam. Oh, you don't want to say God, but you'll say damn. Go get your G-dam toothpaste. One, two, damn, oh. I love you. Just channel positivity. Come on. I just want to... like that. Okay. Pick it up and move it. Pick it up and move it. Can you get to the start? Can you get to the plug? Can you get to the... I think we're being DDoSed, kids. DDoSed? DDoSed? What does that mean? Uh, denial of service? There's people out there in the world that don't want pinball to be on the internet, kid. Don't get it twisted. Hi internet. Can I get your phone? I just tried to do that. Go for it. I got you. I got you. You gotta look pro. I do. I'm pro. Check another photo. All right Let me let me I think the screen being donkey right now Ew. Yeah, that sucks, guys. It's alright, man. It might fix itself, who knows. We could all just come to Chicago right now. Literally. And just hang out with us. I keep forgetting to take my hand off the button. Rippy rip rip rip rip rip stick. You did a rip stick. Flip. That was unfortunate. Was that a dream bow? Woo! Dream bow. Uh, alright. Alright. Let's both play... What's the mode that sounds interesting? I knew you'd be back. Okay. Wow. Weapon, I'm guessing it's Twitch's fault. If there's something big happening on Twitch... Also, we're not partnered, so they buffer our stuff sometimes. It's been good all week. Today's just sort of stupid for some reason. Player one. Our internet's just getting punished. War Machine. War Machine. War. War. War. It's easy now. Hold it. Good. Oh. You're flipping too much on the fly there, you know. Servers are shit for people with low views. Like short people? Low views? That's cute. People that can't see. What song did she just play? Here we go, folks. We're going to break the curse of TNT. Well, Weapon, you can complain to Twitch and get us a partnership. Again, we're not trying to make money. We just want a cleaner stream and donate kids. Fudge. Yeah. Fudge and fudge. Why is there... Does it look better? I think it looks better. I don't know. Internet. Well, to be honest, Weapon, there's a lot of new pinball companies opening up. Stern is just the last big one. There's Jersey Jack Pinball, which just made the Wizard of Oz machine, and they're coming out with the Hobbit pinball machine. And actually, myself and Nick Campbell, we worked on the witch animations for the Wizard of Oz pinball machine. I can't tell if it's better. Yeah, it looks like it's better. The stream should be back to normal, folks, I'm guessing. Just refresh your hit command R or whatever the crap you need to do. So we're burning more into you, buddy. Oh, Jack, geez. We almost convinced Nick to take these to his top and pass them out. We just have a Ziploc bag full of pinballs. Kind of one? And I was like, yeah, totally. You were going to do the same thing as the old one. Like the one that you played with? Do you see that amazing guy right there? Take the pinballs out of the main jar instead. Because I think these are still usable. Are these not usable? No, they're usable. They're just kitted and rolled. Like, if they get tiny little dings in them, they'll start tearing up before you do. Oh. Like an old record needle. Exactly. Exactamundo. All right, here we go. Don't forget to follow the clip. Thanks, move on. Move on. Careful, dude. Those will break your toe. They'll break your toe. Yeah, they'll break my toe. They won't break a toe. They'll break your toe. There we go. Do you guys get a praise with the device people for helping you? No, unfortunately. We do get a discount if we want to buy one, though. Oh, that's cool. Oh, hey. Hey, what am I doing? Um, you can watch this from your phone. I understand that they only show, like, the top streamers on the Twitch app, but if you search for Dead Split, you'll find us. It's kind of funny. The thing is, you need to search for us. You're not going to discover us, especially since we are in parking. Man, the backhand bell. There's the 3S, baby. And it's going to hold them all. Okay, I'm comfortable with that. So the curse of TNT. The curse of TNT is real. And it's wasting my fucking 3x. Donate to kids. Donate to kids. Uh-oh. We got a ball, Scott, folks. Where? On the bell. Oh. And that's in a place where it's probably not going to come out. Oh. There you go. Well, my 3x is gone. And the curse. the curse if you try watching your own stream and it never shows up that sucks yeah twitch is a little uh I don't know we wouldn't be able to bring this to you without twitch you know unless we streamed on like youtube or something but twitch is here it's great I mean we I know myself and a few of the other guys here at the studio, we watch lots of Hearthstone and stuff like that. Video game, card game stuff. Nerds and shit. Goof. Heroes of the Storm. Anything Blizzard related. What's a song someone wants to listen to? I don't know. Let's try. Uh, Master of Puppets. Master of Puppets. If the stream was easy enough to move, folks, I'd love to just bounce around. Oh, God, that's going to tilt. Hey, here's a piece. Say my name, say my name. Somebody pinball me. Pinball machine, okay, mine car. T-O-P pinball machine. T-O-P pinball machine. Oh, my gosh. Cherry Warrior, where? I don't see no cherry. Oh yeah, Kerry plays Hearthstone. The guy that usually hosts us? Yeah, he's a pro Hearthstone player. He just has a deep love for things pinball. And since he's in Nottingham, Robert Englunds, they don't have many physical pinball machines to play. So he sort of gets his kicks here on the stream. Super, super nice dude. We actually subscribe to his channel. We pay him $5 a month to be super awesome. Because he is super awesome. He just got a girlfriend. Which is exciting. He loves metal. The music, not the tangible substance. He really likes metal and a little bit of wood. So, he likes pinball. He plays Dukes of Perkstone. Sure, Dukes of Perkstone. That sounds great. And he's got a good friend. Weapon is also super awesome. Brother, I don't know what you look like. I've never talked to you. Why does it matter what you look like? I'm sure you're great. Hey, if you like pinball, it doesn't matter what you look like. That is very true. Unless... No, I'm just kidding. I know a lot of people look in a lot of different ways and it's all fantastic. Alright, let's see if we can do the... Let's see if I can do this without looking. Nailed it. I don't even know what the hell I was shooting for. That's it, I got out the multiball. Oh man! Is that ball free? Uh, we should focus, huh? Punk her down? Remember when you used to put points up on the screen? Oh shut up. Oh geez, man! Where's the other homie, Mustachio McSilverball? That's me, I'm Nick Campbell. Wait, Nick Campbell? Yes, he has a mustache. He's more just like a... He's got a five o'clock. He's got a five o'clock. Focus. I vary. Sometimes I have moustaches, sometimes I'm clean-shed. Alright, I'm gonna go down the line. If I can. Shook me all the way to Let There Be Rock. Yes. I hope you can do this, cause here's... Just get really comfortable trying to find that shot. And it is like 100%. Joke is it. It's just as well you use that I don't want to be the creep. I don't need your kids. Tell her the creep. I'm just talking about the tip of the pinball. Tip of the flip. Tip of the flip. Top of the flip. We're just talking about the tip of the flip. By the way, folks, seizure warnings on pinball. Yeah, seriously. The very first seizure warning was on Attack of the Mars. Who cares? Robo Disco. So, Nick Campbell is doing a talk right now on how to beat people up at pinball. Oh, he's in marathons. I don't think he's going to be able to make it into that, unfortunately. But he's typically here. I'm going to hang out with a little Cole McGraw. Cole McGraw. Why did I pick high... Why did you pick high enough? Because... Did you see that? I didn't get flipped. I haven't seen you all the time. Your Mustachioed McSilver Balls. I like that. I'm going to get that tattooed somewhere. It sounds like McDonald's Mayor Mascot. Mayor McCheese and Mustachioed McSilver Balls. No, Nick Campbell is Nicholas J. Freddy Krueger, Michael Jackson, and Mrs. Rand Campbell. That's a lot to remember. I'm just Crystal Janet Jackson. My name's Cameron. Cool, Kristen. Miss Jackson, if you're nasty. Miss Jackson, if you're nasty. I'm so... Man, I wish I wasn't wearing a button-up right now. I'm sweating my ding-dong off. Oh, I'm sorry. You should be. Drop it. I'm not having fun anymore. I want to quit pinball forever. Oh, really? No. Never. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Whee! And... There we go. So now you need to hit everything on the face, and then it starts a roving light that you need to hit for money. Except for, I think it's doing that bending thing again. Yeah, the target's leaning against the rubber right there. We've done this like three times. We fixed it with a pair of scissors. You might actually have to pull the glass off and fix that. How do you get to the lower plane? So getting underneath it's easy, getting inside of it, not easy. Because you've got to pull it off of the table. And that requires a lot of dismantling. You fudge muncher. You fudge muncher? Well. Is fudge muncher a smurf? You no good. Some clinging smurf. I like fudge munchers. I like it a fudge. Okay, how about just going right down the middle? My man. Pew, pew, pew. My man. Alright. So, we have a terrible score here, kids. Yeah. Digging a wall. Crystal's beating me. Digging a wall. Digging a wall. Digging one. Burn it in the board. Dude, I love this thing. I get a text message on my wrist. Ah, damn it. You tricked me. You get that for everyone. Wait, what mode is this? Oh, war machine. What do you mean you don't know? You're just trying to... So, war machine, folks, is dedicated to that spinner right there. Left, right, or left. Scissors to the rescue. Yeah, right. Unicode scissors, dude. I think we might need to reset the screen because it's really far behind. Hey, look at that. Or if you just refreshed from a job at the Lincoln Menue. We'll stay up for it, James. I'm feeling that job. They don't have HVP anymore at headquarters. Me too. This is very sad. Um, I could go the rest of my days without ever going back to that bar. I know, but if you only play for it, I can practice. For free? Yeah. I buy a shitty mojito and... Shitty mojito. Oh, God, it'll work. Shitty mojito. Donate to kids, kid. Crystal is smoking me. Donate mojitos. Donate. Folks, give us money. Donate to our mojito heaven. Can I please play a game? The Shitty Beatles. The Shitty Beatles? Yeah, they suck. No, it's not just a clever name. The Shitty Beatles. Damn, damn. Damn, Gina. Damn. What do you mean jam? Your jam is lighting. It's making light. I'm already in jam. Oh, that's why it's lighting. Put it back. Put it back the case. Ding dong. There you go Robo Disco. I heard the HQ sucks the balls. It kind of does. Again. They don't take care of their pinball machines, but they are on free play and if you don't know what you're doing thing about it. I mean, I know what I'm doing. No, I'm just saying, like, that's what probably their mindset is. Like, no one's going to know that, you know, that I just got ripped off by a freaky over the flipper ball. No, it's just that. It's that. That, yeah. And me. And me. And Sam. And the dinner net. The dinner net. It's a lot going to headquarters and playing ten ball and knowing what you're doing and Oh, let me show you what's going on. You're just like, guess what, asshole? I know how to play pinball. Yeah, they're just horribly maintained machines, man. They just, they're treating them like a Pac-Man machine, where a Pac-Man machine, you throw it in the corner, and you don't have to touch that thing for like 40 years. Pinball machine is an old car from the 70s that you get to drive for the weekend and then fix it for a month. Yeah, it's beautiful. Back for some water. The X is in my hood here. Yes. Thank you for having me here. For sure. Oh, wow. You're pretty good at that. You really know what you're doing. You could be like, oh, do you walk up to just any stranger and speak to them? It's like, I'm not going to walk up to a dude and be like, oh, man, you look like you really know what you're doing, right? You get really used to it. That's my favorite. It's like you typically don't see dudes blowing up pinball machines. Suck it. Suck it. Oh, God. Robo-disco. Oh. I go there, and I'll play a particular machine, and I'm like, this is broken. Why haven't you fixed it yet? It's been like this for three weeks. Yeah. A good friend of ours is an operator here in Chicago, and his machines are just immaculate. like the are you talking about Desi? no I'm talking about Gavin oh Gavin the guy responsible for the cleanest world cup soccer anyone's ever seen outside of it being new in box so beautiful switching to mobile Jaded my man Jaded you are Jaded runs this stream Jaded you are a gentleman and a caller without Jaded we wouldn't know how often I'm swearing or how many tilts we get do the jukebox Jack I won't do it no? You can't make me. Okay. I don't even care about looking at my watch. It's like, since I have it on my wrist, I feel like I should be checking it. Like, oh, yeah. So, okay, it's 619. Hey, I wonder how many steps I've taken today. Oh, wait, I can click at that, too. Will it tell you? I think I have, like, 100 more. Oh, jeez. Oh, you're going to pinballs again? Dude, when are you going home? What's pinballs? Uh, it's this big arcade that he's been at for like two and a half weeks. Cool. Y'all. I'm going to run away. Nope. No! Jesus Christ. What? Hey. I'm not angry. I'm excited that I almost saved it. W-W-J-D. Oh, oh, well, well. All right, Gene. For those of us who are out, you'll enjoy it. Just hit the ramps and shoot the cannon all day. Hit the ramps and shoot the cannon. It doesn't matter what ramp, it always goes to the cannon. Hit the ramps and shoot the cannon. Hit the ramps and shoot the cannon. Oh. Oh, God. Yeah, hold on, please. That would have been a... It was close enough in the middle that you were allowed to just pick... What does that look like? That looks like the thing from Back to the Future where Doc's like trying to figure out what's working. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Singer. Oh, she's cool. I don't know what I mean. Cool pictures of food. Cool pictures of food. I don't have an idea. What's expensive? Uh, it's kind of expensive. Oh, that's probably expensive. Yeah, the drain doesn't go into the cannon. Thanks, beer. beer. Dropping and kicking. Nailed it. That roving light. I forget what happens if you keep hitting that. Does anything happen? The thunderstruck target to relight all your shots. I think it just counts as a jackpot. Oh man, we got interference being played over here, kids. Crystals in... Give a girl gun. Crystals in sniper mode. He gave him sniper. Sniper, stop sniping. Sniper, stop sniping. Wait, what is that? It's like the Adora... Oh, swiper. Swiffer. Stop swipping. I am not making much charge. I'm not making much charge. Let's just breathe for a second here. Yeah. Accident. Accident. That I'll take. Alright, so that was my anaball. I hit all five shots. So now what we want is some bell action. We also want to hang onto some balls. No, no, no, no. No! Calm the tank. Please, calm down. Well, money! Nailed it. You gotta give it a little tribrato so it knows to come back home. Alright, so that should be five... Bill! So that's 3x. Let's try to get fire going again. What are you thinking here, Ding Dong? One jackpot was $13,500. $350,000? $350,000? $350,000? Yeah. With 3x rolling, man, it just paid it. I'm lucky if I even get to 13. Hey, Jerry. No, don't think like that. Here's what you're gonna do. Okay. I'm gonna do it. Shake it off. Shake it off. Shake it off. Oh, well, here I am. Highway to hell. Right hand. Alright, backhand this shit. It's like two. Not one, not zero. It's two. That was like four. Was it? Yeah. A little bit earlier. Yep. A lot a bit earlier. Let it bounce. This way. It's quick, but not too quick. There you go. God damn it! I think you're taking your fingers off the button too much. Um... Oh, that's right. In the hell. Alright, start flipping. There you go. So you want to hit the loops first. Beautiful. Now you want to rock the face. You want to hit the right angle. Alright, now you want to hit the roving shot. And all that will happen is the crowd will start cheering when you hit it. So you won't know. There you go. Yeah, I like the kind of... Alright, you're good. Now, use that to collect three million. Useful. Oh, thanks, Steve. That was just an unfortunate thing. Zonriff. Yeah, actually, every era pinball machine can be in a tournament. There is no discrimination. Except for, yeah, you'll find an EM in regular tournaments and stuff like that. The only exception to age range for machines is classics divisions, where there typically has to be only old games. But, you know, in a tournament like we had a tournament here, we get through all of our games. We have games from the 70s. We have games from the 60s. We have games from 2014 or 13. But you also have a classics tournament. But we do have a classics because it is more points to have two separate tournaments. Yeah, so you have your DMDs, which you're seeing here, the dot matrix displays. Then you have your electromechanical, which is like the ding-ding reel-to-reel stuff. And then you have your solid states that have an alphanumeric display, sort of like old alarm clocks. Or old calculators where you could type hello. Hello, boobs. Boobs. Upside down. Upside down boobs. Why not? I missed my, uh, E.F.P. Come on, girl. Back in black. All right, now the cannon's lit. Jeff, you want a cerveza? Yeah, I'll take another beer, please. Thank you. Don't give me half. Forget the hurts because I'll never die. I got 99. Oh, fart. Fart. Fart. All right. Screw that. Let's just blow the crud out of this thing. thing. I'm going to play the back and forth. Thanks, buddy. And pee. Oops, excuse me. Baking powder. Inner beerist. Channeling my inner beerist. Oh. Good boy. Alright, so what did you like hitting? Play Thunderstruck. Where? Your line. And then just ramp up. That's all I want you to focus on, is ramping up. Trust. Beautiful. It's a double trust, I know it's scary, but... Trust. Nice. Oh, cradle. You don't have to trust too much. Oh, God. You don't have to trust too much. Just enough. Five. That was good. I relaxed. That's it. It's like, don't overthink it because it doesn't matter. I'm probably going to shake the wine out of that glass. It's water, so. It's water so it doesn't matter. Hell man! That was pretty. That was pretty. So hitting ACDC on purpose over there is dumb but let's try it. That was cute. No, not really. No, not all the way. Uh, what she said? What? No, not all the way. No, not all the way. Donate to kids. She's talking about be involved. Mm-hmm. Oh, I guess. You can stay in that room. Just be involved You not ramping You not ramping here Like that you could have cradled that ball instead of just let it sort of roll up and go that way Could have. Should have, could have, would have. Could have, should have, could have. I'm not the only one. What do I mean? the old ACDC? I don't like this setting. This setting? The thing that you did where you make it go to Encore 8 years. Oh. It doesn't really affect anything. It just... Like, that? Okay, I'll blame it on that. That's, uh... The solid twist had everything to do with me draining right then with 5 million points in ball three. Okay. Okay. No! Oh! I hate your face! I hate your face? Don't look at those scores. Here we go. Oh, did you win? I did. Oh, I didn't. I was fighting because they were terrible. Good job, buddy. Oh! I saved it. Can't say I didn't. One time in a million years, one time in a million years. This is how we got here. Living on the ecstasy. Wow, that was a gentle little trip up the ramp. Oh, gosh. That was like some Queen's Day. Yeah. Oh, okay, I get it. You just took my vehicle? Von Scott. You know Von Scott. Yeah, we're a good bunch of people. Oh, the original ACB singer. I know. I thought it was a music video. YouTube. Trust it, man, trust it. It's all about trust. Trust it. Get up, do ya? Not good. Oh, jeez. Just takes all the guests from the house. Pew! Pew! Pew! Baby, slip it on over there. Just a little bit of pimp. No! A little bit of pimp. Oh, I hate it. Playing eggshells, folks. Whoops! If I could make a freaking shot, I wouldn't have to prank the game like that. Oh boy. Did you hear that? Yeah! That's the till-a-pop. It's rattling around. I'm scared! Because I hit it too hard. That was incredible, I love that. Ticka ticka ticka ticka ticka ticka ticka ticka ticka. That would be the tilt box. Nice. Let it go, let it go! Hands on the machine. Hold it. Hold it. Left ring. Yeah? Left? Yes. And. Right. You hate that lean. I hate it. So, when you're, okay, let me ask you this. When you're making a shot. Yeah. And you may not even know this. When you're making a shot and you're letting the ball go, let's say you're cradling it, then you let go to make a shot. Do you stay looking down here to gauge where it is on the flipper for future use, or are you just immediately looking away to see that it might go? Because it is... See, I feel like I... Well, to answer your question, it's the second. the ladder. Like just looking up and watching. But when I'm shooting, I feel where it is in the slipper. Yeah, I wish I could have gotten the hold of that ball. Because there's the feel way of playing I definitely play like that, but when it hits the fan you just look at the slipper and don't even take your eyes off it. Like after you Flip. Just, okay, look at the ramp. And then draw a line down to the flipper where you think it is. And it's, do you see where the word loo is right there? L-O-O? Uh-huh. So right there on the rubber. So when that falls, when it gets to that point on the rubber, that's when you set it up. It's like 85, 90% of the way down. Now, I will say, you've shot later than you have been at all. You eventually want to look up a scene where it is that you recover, but you want to, like, focus on that so you can find out where it is in the future. Focus on the flipper? If you watch Nick, it's, okay, it's sort of hard. If you watch Nick play, because he does this way more than anyone else, He will look at the flipper and just shoot. Yeah, I haven't seen him do that. And then he'll look up later. But what he's doing is he's memorizing where the flipper, where that shot is on the flipper, so that he's able to make it a lot easier on the flipper. And I will say, like, the times that I've told you to flip at like 85%, you've shot at about like 45 or 50, But when you looked down, you actually shot at an appropriate time. 85%. 100%. 100%. Yeah, so 0 to 100. 85 is like right there. Practice in random style. I'll get this. I'll do this shit with you. Don't play for those about to rush. Anything else works. You're lit. Jaden, good luck man, blow it up. On his way to pinball. No. All right, the back hands are also different and I'll show you what those are. This, like I said, is about four. Okay. So it's early, but it's not immediate. You know? But it's a bunch of... Because what happens every time is I end up hitting TNT. Well, here... Okay, let me... Stand over here real quick. When you're shooting up that ramp, you're not doing this. Look at my fingers. That's what... Okay, I would go... I would hold it, I would drop it, and then send it up, okay? You're doing this. Oh. And this time coming away, you're losing about like 4 or 5 of that percent there. Yeah. On the game. Hands on the game. Yep. So, if you'll see, like, my hands are pretty much locked because I like to rest on here, but it'll, you know. It's like it barely moves. but it moved just enough because if you shoot too early you're going to hit the post pass or you might do some magical thing where you hit that thunderstruck target right there. And then this one is like maybe 15 it's later and then this is like the 85 right there that rattled wrong All right, so let's see here. Yeah. You ready to go in the game? Trick or treat. They feel great, it looks pro, damn right. Damn right. Put that on your next one. Damn right. Damn right. They feel great. It looks pro. Damn right. Damn right. Put that on your next one. Damn right. Damn right. And hear my cheat sheet. Yeah, whatever you need, Jada, just ask for it. All right, come back to me, baby. That was not worth the money. That was not worth the money. Jeez Louise, this ball wants out. Cheated. I want you to come and walk out for me. Zero. What? Is that song out there? No. You're just... Zero. Zero. Go. Beautiful. 15 degrees if you're backhanding. 15% so yes. Super. That, what you did there, is what you need to do on the right clipper to do the right back kick. Oh. Come on, change into this foot. My favorite spot is potato top. Fucking always TNT, man. You're losing a few degrees wrapping your whole hand up. Because when you shot you went, and then you came back. You've just got to flick it. Like hold it up and then pretend like you're going to shoot up there. Left hand? Yeah. But that's not what you do with your hand at all, dude. Yeah, do that. So that's what you're saying, it's like, do that instead of... Like, you can use, like, you don't have to be precise with just your middle finger like this, but, you know, whatever's comfortable. You just don't, you're like, your whole hand sort of, like, comes off of it. And in that time when you're, like, right here, your hands should already be, like, back down, hitting the, uh... Hitting the old button there. I don't know. Stay. Nailed it. Trust a rownie. These on the fly back hands are butt punchers. Oh, you're going to do me like that? What the effing death bomb are you doing right now, darling? Oh yeah, that's right. Hard and quiet. Get up the ramp, did it? Doing it. What is your, what's your major malfunction, bro? Remember when people used to say that? Yeah. What is your name? That's from a movie. From a film movie. From the film movie. Film video. A movie about film. And movies. Nope. It's a fight. Ah, I know. There you go. There's the tube. Four. Alright, extra ball with 2x is actually 5 million if we can hit it. Let's see if we can hit that shot. Nope. Changed our mind. There it is. So it should... That's like 99.8% right? Yeah, it's dirty. Honestly, I can't... We haven't been able to nail down a number for that shot. It's too infuriating. No good. No good. So this is 11 million? Three? Oh, and 11. So I got to hit one. And I only hit one. That's all right. Wow. And watch this bonus. Wait. Oh, never mind. I got the two I said. There was something there. Oh, Mom Flip. What's up? Hey, Mom Flip. I told you you were going to meet me. It's from Full Metal Jacket. I told you you were going to meet me. Oh, you can watch this on an iPad? That's awesome. He says he can, like, zoom in. Oh, so you know. Oh, okay, I get it. So you don't have to look at our faces. Great. Yeah. They're pretty gross. Mom, look, did you see our sign out? Look at the highlights. We gave you a big shout-out at the end of an episode, like, two days ago. And legit, if I know you in real life, we're going to have a beef. It's all beef. Oh gosh, good. Take them off. Cradle, cradle. I tried. Okay, okay, hold on. Just cradle that. Practice over there with that one. Yes, there. Yes. That's good for a pin shot. 1.8, not bad. Now try backhanding this without slapping your hand. I kept it! I know, you're doing great. It's just a button. Just let it go, and push it in. You got this. Yep, just lay that album's lid here right there. Why did I hold it? Well, it's cause you're doing something with your hand you're not used to. I think you're overcompensating. Ugh, chopsticks! Shut your mouth. Yes, ma'am. Hold it. All pinball players are beautiful. I completely agree, Mary. I also agree. Some of my favorite people. Some of them. Some of my favorite people are pinball players. No, there are some terrible people that are pinball players, but that's every walk of life, you know? Oh, why? Why? You don't make sense. Sometimes there's dudes named Jack that are cool. Sometimes there's dudes named Jack that aren't cool. Whatever you want. Hold on. You don't have anything to say. You got this. The bell or orbit? I'm talking about... Wait, who's that guy? Jack Kevorkian. He was a pinball player. Am I going for the bell or the orbit? You have multiple lit barrel. You want to backhand that. It's early, early, early. Make it quick. Like a bandage. Perfect. That is perfect. Just a little touch of laser. No! Yeah, oh my god. Hands on the game. You got this. Cradle. Beautiful. All right. This is getting really close. Hold it. You got it. Beautiful. So, yeah, it's about 75-80. Oh, I did that thing with my hand again. I don't know why all of a sudden I get it on my head. You did that thing with my hand again? We're just pushing the limits of your brain right now. We're doing this. Let go. Let it go. Let it go. Beautiful. Alright, so... Oh, we're a little too late. It's tough, but you'll get there. This isn't going to be safe. Okay. That shouldn't happen, but that's beautiful. I can't do that. Grind it away, man. Grind it away. Dude, like you made it, buddy. Blow it up, man. All right, you got two. You hit everything. So here at album, you want to make all your music gospel, and then you want to start knocking party. So, yes. My experience. Is this all free? Oh, shit. Thank you. Nothing. Nothing. Oh, well. You were too many shots away. It's all good now. It's all good now. I'm just being a serial. I'm trying to update it. Yup. Yup. Yup. Oh, that works too. I'm just trying to update it. Yep, that would stick. Alright, more machine launch here. Hi there buddy. Just a little more of the tip. Good ball. Solid tilt. Solid tilt. Good ball though. You play... Pinball. Nicely done. Mode, Hell's Bells. Kill it, buddy. I'm also going to play Hell's Bells. Whoa, it's Jaded, but different. Yeah, he's on his cell phone. He's competing in a tournament right now. Now, Jaded, I will let you know. If you're competing, I can't help you because you will get disqualified. No tip. No, well, yeah, no fish. Tossing is not allowed in tournament play. Can I get it? Oh, God. I just want that spar orbit. Oh, ow. I made a beautiful ramp shot to a drain. It worked so good. Look at that gore. Come here. Well, let's play one more. Okay. Yeah, I'm hungry, so... And then you're gonna go eat. And then I'll put up the list for next week's games, and then it'll be great. Iron Man. Don't let me down. Oh, no press. Iron Man. No press, bruh. Oh, baby, that song. I'm playing. Wait. I'm playing that. VIP, beautiful. Hold it. And then ramp out. Hey, you're going up the lap. Steve Ritchie does that. He's also the voice of Spinach Kid from Mortal Kombat. Really? Wow. Wow. What was I going to play? The rock one. I got confused. Right, now I'm confused. Now I'm confused. Okay, we'll scoot it back up there. All right, now let's play that one. Yeah! Yeah! That song. Talking about girls. Oh, Clark. Oh, Clark! Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez. I'm gonna try something. Will it let me shoot up the ramp? Ooh, uh. So, here's a, uh... a thing that they had to program out of this in the initial stages of being awesome. The cannon, you could trust it to, if you didn't fire, it would come all the way down and it would come back and it would auto shoot up the freaking rank. It was beautiful. And it That would make it all the way up. In the beginning. Take a 1950... We may have to play one more game. 1-800-890 All the pressure? Oh, I got it. There you go. Two VFD passes for that. If you nailed the super skill set. Jack Danger. Jack Danger. That's the move that starts the song. Jack Danger. Shoot the jukebox. Shoot the jukebox. Shoot the jukebox. Hold it. Hold that. Where about? That was damn close. Shot. Nice. Weird little line, guys. No! Later. How about this? How about this? Whenever you think you're going to make a shot, just let it roll later. Like, no joke. Uncomfortably let it roll later. Shoot that ring. You hit something instead of an arm. Ah, damn it. Uncomfortably later. Nick Hopkins, what are you up to this weekend? I don't talk to that kid. Are you... Wait, I'm Crystal. I'm Crystal! I'm not Nick Hopkins. Here we go. Ding dong. Wow, look at that trust. So much trust. It's about the trust. Wait, isn't that a song? It's like... Hold on. Trust. Trust. What is that? Chug. Do you know what I'm talking about? Chug. Wait. It's not chug? No. Oh, God. I hate that. I'm just thinking about dance, Jack. That's all I'm ever thinking about. I'm scared of miles. I want to fly. Unpossible. Un-possible! There was guitar. Let there be rock! Now that I've noticed the dancing ACDC, I really hate them. Uh, the noise, you learn to tune it up. I don't understand how I missed it before. Ugh! I, are you kidding me? I didn't get any... Something's wrong with the, uh, something. I had three VIP passes, used them all, and I know I made at least the two ramps. You know what I'm saying? You don't? Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, it might be a Prince song from Batman. Sure. Oh, yeah. Yes, it's Prince. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so. Okay, here we go. High score, you ready? You ready? Alright, go. Pick my mode. I'm in. Aw, geez. Analyze the ball. Drop catch. Ramp shot. To the bell. Just like always, script it, you know? Just do the things that... You can start doing tutorials again. That's what the ball wants to do. No one wants to watch me do anything. Mmm. Mom? Mom? Love you. Mom flip, where are you? Mom flip. Pizza. Pizza fan. Mom flip. Oh. That's so good. Oh my god. Alright, bill shot. Oh, come on. So, there we go. Now our understarts are flipping out. And then I rattle the shot. Can I have the ball? Oh, that's coming back. I wasted, oh god, I wasted that. Thank you.