I'm gonna go get a G&P. Okay. Do you need anything? Uh, yeah. Can I have a vodka soda? You know I might get a vodka soda also. Can you make it? How do they taste? Like nothing? Tastes like vodka. Do you think they have sugar-free ripples? If they have the, you know what my jam is? It's the flavored vodka, so like the raspberry-soli. Jesus Christ. It tastes like a popsicle! Happy birthday, Crystal! It tastes like the whitest... I can't use people for five minutes. Give me a vodka soda. Yeah, Sunshine. Sunshine, what's up? Can you hear, Crystal? Can you hear me loud and clear? Everything looks super contrasty, and I don't know why. And honestly, I don't care. It's beautiful. Red. We all look beautiful. Oh, are we too red? I can fix that. If you look at that light one more time like that, I swear to God. At what? I mean, howdy. Sounds and looks good. Thank you, Internet. It's very dark back here, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. It's Crystal's birthday today! I was born on this day. How's it going, Internet? What's new? Thank you, everybody. How's everyone doing? Thank you, Flint. Welcome aboard, Junior. Oh, you guys are so nice. Kirsten! Kirsten? 28 months in a row. Can I get some flippers and butts up in the chat for my good friend Kirsten? I was just talking about you, Kirsten, the other day. I was like, I haven't seen you in a hot minute. Where have you been? And Jack said you gave up forever. not on life, just on pinball and streaming and stuff. Leopards and butts! Leopards and butts! They're playing country western music in the bar today and Jack is loving it. And I am tolerating it. There's some of them that are okay. Jack looks different. Yeah. Jack got a few cosmetic, you know. Cool. And you are a few hours later on than me. Yeah, that's true. Country music is the best. Better than who with the dog talk. Yeah, Jack just told me that story. 15 pounds. Jack should get his cowboy hat and share a badge. I think he even has like a gun like a gun holster and he does like fake guns I don't think they're real guns I don't like this launch I'm apprehensive about this about this pen three? like four I want one, too. I need two also. I need two, I mean. I mean, I'm drinking two of them. So, here. Okay. Is it the flavored one or is it the regular one? I completely forgot to ask. We'll do it on the next one. Cheers. Oh, man. How's everyone doing? We're going to get stupid. And we're going to, um, actually this isn't bad at all. It's better than tonic, too, because I feel like I was getting a little bloated. I have to go get a new belt. Not drinking beer. That's what's up. Yeah, after yesterday, I'm not going to do beer. I need to... Oh, baby. Gross Jack. Look at this game. Look at this game. Are you ready? That's great. Oh, Gross Jack is here? Thanks. Should we do the thing? Do you want to do the thing? Do the thing. It's your birthday. You should do the thing. I do. Go for it. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, how are you? Good, good. I've been seeing your cover. Oh, I see you're here. Awesome. Well, we just fired up the cameras. It's her birthday today. We're going to bang on to the top of the stage. Cool. We're going to put on a sunblock, please. Thank you, Santa. Oh, cool. Right there. Okay. Alright, the bid thing is busted. The biddies! We're going to accept that. What game are you going to play? Apollo 13. All right, Crystal, the floor is yours. Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome to Death Flip Pinball. Today is Friday, September 8th, my birthday, and we are playing Apollo 13 with a 13-ball multiball. And, yeah, let's fire it up. Yeah, thanks. Again, we've got to give a big shout-out to Uptown Arcade for letting us hang out here all week because we have essentially taken over this bar every single night we've been here. This is a great space. And I've drank myself into a stupor every single night. And it's been tough waking up in the morning. But here we are. And we're going to play. So without further ado, we're just going to switch over here. Doodoo. Well, over here. Dude, Jack, where are you at again, man? Where it's Saturday already? Your birthday was on the 3rd of September? Really quick. Does everything look okay? Can you guys make out everything? Can you guys make out? Can you guys make out and everything? You know? Just let me know that it's good. And I think Crystal has some information for you guys about this game. I don't know very much about gameplay. I think I've played it maybe twice in my life. But I do know that it was the... This is some boring tech stuff if you're interested at all. But the interface for going through the menu is the first stern-like interface, and it matches the modern stern interface, just like when you're going through the menu. It's Phil today. That's awesome. Yep. Yeah. And Wonka was saying that, I guess, the 13 ball was originally going to be for Guns N' Roses, but they decided not to do it. There was something about, like, trying to load the band members up on a stage, I think. Tater Salad, really quick, the countdown numbers are even hard for us to see, because that is about as foggy and frosted as something's going to be. Where's the countdown numbers? You see that number three that's underneath that? It's rough. Dude, what looks blurry to you is actually that blur. Yeah. Literally, it's that blur. You can barely tell that that's a three. Okay, so what, does anybody know what I should start with? multiball countdown, start mission, or mystery? I feel like mystery is probably bullshit. So at the top of the screen on the right of the play field, I zoomed out just a bit so you can see the blast off letters. What those are is, if you spell blast off, that's what enables the 13-ball multiball. Mystery, huh? Go for mystery? All right. I mean... I always start with mysteries. I'm going to go with the dated way. Why? Wait. Trust me. You've got to turn it. Turn it. Turn handle. Yeah, that's what it says. I can't read. Happy birthday, Crystal. Thank you, person who I can't read right now. No beer tonight? We're both drinking vodka soda. Yeah, we're trying to watch our figures. Okay, so... Hi, Serena. I got a video of my flash in that meeting. I got a blast-off letter. So if I go for that blast-off letter ramp, it's going to... It's going to give you the O towards glass. O. Yep. Maybe I can make it. O. Nope. Cool. It's still there. Ah! Woo! We'll see how makeable we can shot it. That looked a little weak. That was shot a little weak. That looked a little weak. We got to do what now? Terminology. All right. I feel like... Okay. Hold on. Can you backhand that shot? The ramp? Yeah. So there's multiple countdown ones. Shoot, rock, oh my god. Ten, nine, eight, seven. Can you guys count? Five. The fucking rocket's moving. Sorry, donate to kids. And I already lost the ball. Love is a burning twig. Okay, that shot is doable. Looks like it needs a little momenty, though. All right. What does this do? I can't count to five. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Back in the poppolinos. I might have to move chat. I'm having a little trouble reading it. That's okay. We'll get there. We'll get there. What was that for? We'll just rotate this. In fact, I think I'm going to just move the windows appropriately. I got it, buddy. I appreciate it. Crystal, you'll be running the show in a second. Welcome aboard, Tex. Yeah, there's a puck in the center. As soon as multiple starts, it's going to go. That's what I saw. It scared the shit out of me. I can count the potatoes. One potato. I did it. Get in the... Somebody effing clip what Jack starts with. How's she playing? Oh, she's playing good. Yo, Slam Tilt, welcome to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flipers and butts up for that brand new sub. Dude, Slam, I love you, buddy. Thank you so much for dropping that. Oh, Sharks. You know, it's working. This is literally my first ball on this game, period. You're better than I did. I didn't get to try anything. So we're going to try to backhand this here. Wow, Jordy. Going to the... Dad, toy is up in color! Puck. Wait. Why did it shoot a ball up out of... Hold on. Is this a feature? What's that? It shot a ball back into play from the trough, down between the flippers. Is that a, um... Holy turd, it's Crystal's 29th birthday. I believe. Thanks, buddy. So I'm going to drain this. Yeah. Uh, I don't know if we were supposed to... I mean, I don't. I don't know this game, though. Obviously. Are you sure it wasn't the puck? Eh, happy birthday, Crystal. Shoot, splash, and shot. Got it. That was so nice. It's Crystal's birthday. I'm getting 60 million every time I shoot a blinking shot. That's a lot of money on this. How did I make that backhand? There it is. Dude, 70 million. Back on course. Slow burn, baby. All right. There's a video mode? Okay, hold on. You freaking turd hole. Happy bidet. Thank you, Chavaneese. Yo, Scott, I love you, buddy. Happy bidet. Scott, I love you. We'll make out soon, buddy. Day. Day bidet. Day. Day. Bidet after bidet. What's that? Oh, you're fine. It's a little loud, but it's not going to work. It's so good! It honestly shouldn't be that loud. Damn it! It's hot! Thank you, Taylor. I think we're good. Did you try from the left, with her, or have you... Uh, I did not try to shoot across the field, no. Hold on, I got a message. Remember, no mention... Look at that, it's stuck in. Got it. Um... got it. Ooh, it's stuck on the end there. I got a check from my mom, and she said that the burgers that I bought are no good. Like, ahhh! You uggies drinking Malort? Yeah. Huggy? Wait, why did the moon do that? Thanks, Huggy. Okay, so it's not lit anymore, so... Yeah, Scott, how many TNAs are we up to now? How many? TNAs! TNAs. Wow! Is your phone going to die? It's like on constantly and it's bright. Maybe. You got 190? Damn, Scott. So where's the extra ball? So you have light extra ball lit. Light extra ball. I'd say maybe shoot video mode. Maybe shoot video mode. Because maybe that red light means extra ball. No, there's a light for it, right? Oh, no, you've got to... That's the mode you're on. I think you have to shoot the rocket ship to make it happen. Yeah, I wanted you to shoot the rocket. There you go. You've got 10 million. Are you getting a million for a countdown here? I don't know. Oh, Lord. Oh, it did. It did the thing! Yeah, why is it shooting balls? Whatever. What does it have to do with the puck, man? No, I think it's something to do with Sega. Sega! You have to remember Sega. I love Sega. Scott gets $2 per game, my man. Kids at the store have Sega. Sega! Yo, Redcake, how you doing? Ooh, we blanked. World. Your drinks are over here. Both of your drinks are over here. Sega Modern Names Turn. Exactly. Okay, so I didn't even look what I was shooting for. But let's go Mystery, because that sounds fun. And the handle on this is cool because you twist it to launch. Snip. 13 garbage points. Alright, I want to... I want to vid you. Is there... You know what? Death saving's not a thing on this game. They designed this really freaking well. You know what? I'm drinking vodka sodas right now. I felt I was having salt overload from the time. Double boners already? That was a mystery. Yeah! multiball count down. Full. That's so... You don't see that puck come up, so it's just a pissed-off. Wait, why didn't I get... I don't know, but you should be getting blast-off letters so we can get this in the money. Because I don't think I can get two blast-off letters on one game. Because it's like a carryover thing. Here, I'll get blast-off letters. How's the ball 13, Brad? This game is nutty, dude. This is a terrible game for... Sajik-tac-phobia? What is that, Red Tag? People that don't like the number 13. Oh. Sajik-tac-phobia? Is that what it was? That is more fun with whiskey, in my opinion. Going to the moon. You know what? I should drink whiskey, but I can't find a good thing to drink it with, you know? Like, look at that. Why did it shoot that ball up? Well, at least it knows. At least it knows. But where is it lit at? Like, how do you light it? Can I have the F-ing video mode, please? Please. So, light extra balls lit. What do I shoot? Try the video mode. Yeah. Okay. Let's do this. Nailed it. Let's do this. Nailed it. We got water. A loop that I'm sure would be impossible to shoot on purpose any other time. You guys notice anybody in space is missing from this back glass? Very important character in the film. Oh, Forrest Gump? Yeah. I just got a text message from my mom again. What? Okay, land, okay, left flipper, thruster, right flipper, thruster. What? Both flippers up? What? What's going on? You have the lambs? You have the lambs. Yeah. I'm a fucking, I'm a fucking god. I'm an astronaut. I'm a fucking astronaut, boys. Sorry for swearing. Had to get baby ready. Docking. She knows. Oh, it's a lunar lander. Alright, shoot the dock targets. I will. Let me just shoot this. Alright, puck. I'm going to trust this puck. No! No! What the... On the fly. On the fly. Four hits for extra ball. Four hits for what? Right. What the hell am I shooting? Am I shooting Doc over there? Trust the puck. He's gonna be out of a problem and idiot landed on the moon before us, Roger. Uh, he seems pretty drunk and, um... And wrapped up space doc meme. Tiny hole in penis. All blood come out. All blood come out. Alright, get out of here docking. Okay. So how do I light blast off letter again? Or can I? Is it going to make me do moon's gravity? Shoot moon ramp three times. I can do that. Okay. Yo, that... Where'd the puck go, man? Ball safe? Okay, well, here's the thing. We're one letter away from searching ball, multiball. Let's go. There we go. You put it in people, right? Yep. Jack Blacktop is the ramp only. That's interesting. When you select it, it goes right to left. There you go, man. There you go. Always thinking. All right. Do that ramp. Woo! All right. Yeah. Wait. Why did it drop back to black? Is it turned off or something? turned off or something? Completely unable to keep all the lights. Whoa, whoa, whoa, we just got freaking robbed, bro. It's a fuse. Do we still need two more letters? Here's the problem. Internet, I need you folks, legitimately, you know, this isn't like a casual inquiry, legitimately tell us, how do I light that blast off light letter ramp shot again? Sorry, disappeared real live. Dude, new build. Don't sweat it, BB. Yeah, it's reverting back to... Well, it's the beginning, so I guess it's spotted? Do you have to start a multiball now or something? Well, it's probably spotted when you start. And then time. Blinz, all the bits that come in are going to pay to get Crystal drunk tonight. Finished missions. All right, Jay. Good to know, man. Yeah, I just got over my favorite one last time. I did not mean to click that. I'm ready for tomorrow. You're preferred. I don't want another Bloody Mary. I like the way you do it. Yo, Amosis, order Crystal a drink on me. Happy birthday. Can do, Amosis. Thank you, buddy. I love you, dude. We'll get her slackered. Slackered and snackered. I like snacks. I like snacks, too. Gross, filthy snacks. Alright, go for it. What am I shooting? Black on Brown. Oh. So, wait. I was trying to read what that said, but I looked away. Quick. Dude, hearts and chaff are most pleased. Thank you, buddy. Krista will be drinking good tonight. Garments? What garments? Are you talking about clothes? She wants that fancy vodka with flavor in it. I like the ones with the raspberry. It tastes like a candy. I'm such a boy girl. There's four ways of collecting letters. Get one at the start. Since I can't read that, my man, I love you. Thank you for looking that up. Can someone TLD-R that for me, please? All right. All right. Is it lit still? My eyes won't even focus. Yes, it's still lit, ma'am. I feel like I just shot an orbit that does absolutely nothing. Alright, I need to get... Control! You can turn the handle to abort multiball if you're close to blastoff. What kind of snacks do you like for, say, a road trip? Toilet. I'm a jerky boy. Pick newtons. Wait, no, jerky gives me the farts. Well... No, I like jerky. You know what, dude? If I had to pick something, I'd say whatever's available. Good luck with this one. That sucks. Where am I going? What the frick? I don't... You exploded. It's so weird. You know what? That's a waste of time. Stop. Jack is special when lit. What's up, Franchi? Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Franchi in chat there. Franchi. You may recognize his artwork as the gentleman that did Batman 66. You know, that's kind of cool. What, Franchi? No, well, yeah, that's true. But when the ball pops out of the scoop, the puck comes up, so it doesn't rain. Just stop scooping. All right. You just had to sit up like that. I know. I was just going. All right. TLDR. I'm going to shoot this shot. How do I light it again? Combos are pretty good. Fright-sharing puck. High. Fist. Fright-sharing fist. Yes. Fist. Fist. Fist. Fist. Fist. Fist. Fist. Fist. Fist. Fist. Fist. Fist. Fist. Fist. Fist. Fist. Fist. Fist. Fist. pressure. Alright, that could be F. It's better F-ing be F, dude, I swear to God. So, how do I light this again? I couldn't read that whole long blog post. Combos are good. Oh my God. I'm trying not to start my multiball, because I think that interferes with the 13. A letter and blastoff can be collected via combo when the yellow lamp is not lit. The combo is either ramp to ramp or ramp. Left orbit or ramp. Oh my god. Left orbit to what ramp? To the blue ramp. Left orbit to... That's not a feasible combo. Ramp orbit ramp combo shot. Got it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. I'm going to fucking unplug this. We just did it. But it didn't grab the ball. No, fuck my... Oh, wait. Okay, you can abort it. You can abort it. Woo! Didn't mean to say what I said. Don't hit the camera. Sorry, guys. Did it get rid of my letter? You dickhole. Come on. We're going to the moon. It got rid of it again. I keep half ramping it. Is it fine? No, it's just, I'm getting, it's passing that gate so the game's like, and then it doesn't hit the switch. Frickin' turd holes dude. Shoes! Okay. Hi boy! Half ramping. Left orbit. So I'm just going to shoot the ramp twice. That should do what we need to do. Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms... Months a day. Months a day. Alright, here we go. Or we can go orbit. Nah, we'll do this. Now we'll do this. Chips. Okay. Unplug. Please. If you drain, I will just unplug. I swear to God, it is time. No. No. Get up that ramp. You freaking turd monster. All right. But there's no time. You see, there's not enough time in the world to make that happen. I swear. I swear to you. Okay, here we go. I gotta find... Great. We'll just... I'm gonna crash this right into the frickin' mountain, dude. I don't even care. How do I crash it right into the mountain? Hold on, can you go off screen? We're just gonna go off screen to see... Oh, you can't go right anymore? Wow, I love that you took the right moment to catch that half-can. We broke the... Well, we crashed the game. Oh, my fault. There we go. Alright, here we go. Do back-to-back rants. Yes. I'm going to try it. This just did Jack Break's Okay, I got this. Okay. So, ramp, ramp. That's all we need. Ramp. I suck at the... I can't shoot the damn thing cross-plate with. Don't sit there. Don't sit there. All right. Getting them dock targets, though. Where is it? They're all in. They're all flashing their chest. Alright, on the fly. That's a fun shot. Where? I'm Have I made a single shot today? You're You're literally building a house. Internet, just tune in in like 20 minutes. We'll have this shot now. Doc Moe? I'll show you Doc Moe. Please! We're hitting everything that isn't what we need. Yes. No. We're just going to ramp, ramp, ramp all day. Ramp, ramp, ramp. Zencrown, there's no brownies here, man. Brownies? I don't know. Someone posted some weird brownies. No pressure but it's shot No pressure No, it's two shots now, they took it away Are you still here? Maybe. You know... I thought you weren't supposed to be drinking beer. What the frick? I'm not drinking beer. So, should that ring? Like, in 30 times. Okay. This should not be the time. We'll get on with it. Sorry, I said shut up. Please, F. Please, F. Please, F, stay there, please. F. F. I effing love you. Uh, Internet, can I get some, uh, Hayjack faces in chat? It's the best emote. It really is. Is this it? Is this it? Is this the 13? Is this Apollo 13? Mother! Suck my butt. Alright, I gotta shoot the rocket to make it happen, though. Yeah? Yes. Or it's all for naught. That's stupid. No way. It'll get you all excited and then it's like, oh, you have to make this other shit. No, I love this. Here we go. Pressure's on. Drink. Right? Light support. Yeah. You guys ready? Clip it. Get over here. Stand over here. Let's go. 13 balls. Here we go, Internet. So, here's what you see. Fucking whatever... Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Please! There's no ball tape on this either. Oh, there is! You can't shoot a jackpot during this. It's impossible. It's trying to give me balls back, and it's not. Yeah, give me more balls, please. It's speeding them back in. Oh, it's speeding them. Well, that went... You got 154 fucking million. That went incredibly well, internet. Holy shards. See? Freaking Billy. If you get the 13, I think you win automatically with, like, one jackpot. It's like footage. Yeah. Whoo! Man, that was stupid. Yeah, I have a billion now. Shoot water. All right. Water! Now shoot. Two more for 30 million. Water! Shoot water. Boom! Oh, he threw up. Wait. Why did he vomit? Guys, he's just cute. He'll plug the instrument. Oh, damn, we got a freebie. And it's lit again. There's O. Dude, that was awesome. Just the brain jump of balls onto the playfield. It might be the best thing I've ever seen in pinball, right? You know why he threw up, right? He had... Was it syphilis or chlamydia? I can't remember. He had something. We're coming back. We're coming back. We'll get it. Now that we know how to do it. But right now, this shot Not that shot. Is there a secret? There you go. That multiball went about as well. Yeah, right. Went about as well as the Apollo 13 mission. Mailed it. All right, we found the billy. The billy? We are in the billy club. It wants me to shoot the spinner, but it's like the gunkiest spinner. Scott's an easy with the biddies. Guys, thank you so much. All right. We got BL. Beren and the ladies. All right. Oh, that was all. Yo, what's up, Pterodactyl? Do you want them? Too late. I can't remember that. Too late. What is it? B-L-U? Big. Lumpy. Uterus. Uterus? I can't say underwear. You and your big, lumpy uterus. All right. Let's do it. Now we know. Wax, thank you for the 100 biddies, folks. Can I please get hearts and chat for everyone donating? I love you. By the way, ladies and gentlemen, make sure you put hashtag charity after all your bit donation. Also, all the donations bit-wise coming in is going to help get this young lady intoxicated tonight. What's up, TryHard? Is this stream being directed by Stanley Kubrick? Yes. I am actually... Studio filled with sand? Brandy. Brandy. You know what? I'm going to try something different. Oh, I'm going to go for mystery. I don't know what the heck just happened. Alright. Doing great. Feeling good. Looking good, Lewis. Feeling good, Billy Ray. Alright, let's go for that ramp. I'm going to go across the field. Ladder dancing hype. Mom, get up there. Drink until the ladders come out. I need to get control. Troll? Control. Control. Control. Jesus Christ. Where am I? Burp. Orbit. Okay, one orbit, two light video. Who cares about this? Who cares about lamb? That video mode actually is pretty effing hard. How much do you pay for that? Mickey, what do you mean, bud? The drink? The machine? How are we up to Blasto already? Blasto? No, seriously, I was on BL. Now we're on Blasto. Well, when you had your multiball, you probably did a thing. But I drained at BL. Yeah. Yo, CBJ fan, we already got the 13 ball, baby. Give that a minute. Nah. I live on the edge, girl. You gotta brush these coals off. You gotta brush your teeth is what you gotta do. Just kidding, you're fine. Gotta brush your teeth. My username is Hawkeye1983 on Instagram, just letting you know I try to support everything pinball. Nice try, Hart. Thank you, buddy. I appreciate it. Oh, this machine's not ours, man. We're at a local barcade in Chicago. Alright, we're going Michigan. Shoot water. Stay hydrated. Stay hydrated. Give me the ball back. Hey, fellas. Jack, you were a riot last night. Dude, I was a drunken nightmare last night. You're wasting my time. I don't want to be annoying, but did you get the hell pinball link? I can't see the mess I got anymore. Oh, I did not capture the hell pinball link. Oh, hell then. We're making it. I know. It's gonna be great. I contribute because it's a great idea. A spinner that only plays the stern squelch noise is gonna be perfect. Oh, jackpot! Hold it, Blue Zane. Backflip. Early! Oh, I kissed it. You're gonna clog up the instruments. Replay machine, how'd you manage that? I'm Jack Danger. These are no-smokers. I know one person. I wish I was playing right now. You can't play Billy Ray Cyrus songs. Oh, you might be able to play it on Touch Tunes. What? What? You're loose. Where the whiskey burns and the bear chases my blues away. So shoot right shots. Drifting right seven degrees. Shoot right shots. Yo! Sharia Law Miller up in the house. Sharia's here too. What's up? It's my friend Crystal's birthday today. Thank you. I don't want to... It's something I need to have in here. It's a pretty gray outfit. Probably need some glue. Nope! That is completely fine. Yeah. I can call a counselor and the shit out of it. Yeah, why don't I do that? Remember when he used to just throw his bottle caps on the floor in the old studio? Who? Me. I'm a pizza kid. You're not a pizza kid. You're just having fun, you know? Can I tell you something, Internet? Wait, did I complete my... Oh, I don't know. I think you're ready to start your next mode. I think you do that by shooting the saucer over there. Cutting beer out of my diet almost exclusively as, like, my dietary plan. Like, barely any workout whatsoever. I officially cannot fit in my belt anymore. I've lost like eight or nine pounds. It's nuts. I'm going to do the clean. It is insane. Whomper Room, welcome to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Show some love and chat for Whomper Room. Whomper. Please don't make me do it. You're beautiful. Please don't make me do it. And I'm in love with you. Crystal is going to shoot the left orbit just for you, Whomper. I'm going to try. Are you ready? No. This is it. Sort of. Count it. I'm done. You counted. Now what? Yeah. Just make the money Shoot the left again Shoot the left again Oh yes Alright What that Whomper you da balls Whomper Whomper you da best Whomper, you da best. Come on! The best I ever had. Don't eat too good. Don't eat too good. I mean, but really though. It is so dark in here. Holy farts. Captain! Don't you ball them down. Okay. Don't come near me. No, you just don't want me to have the blast off. You can do whatever the fuck you want. Thanks, Mom. You're a good mom. Worst part in the mission. Shoot the right shots. Nailed it. Uh-oh. I need more vodka. Farts. I need more vodka. Just put it on my card. Go order whatever the hell you want. And just say it's on... It's on me. Um, give me another... Give me another... Yeah, whatever. Fruit? No fruit? No fruit. Hoping to go to pinball and arcade show? Jack, I like when you blast... Me too, baby, me too. No, please. You're drifting right. Does anyone remember this movie? I haven't seen it in ages. That'll do. That'll do, pig. That'll do, pig. Oh, please. I'm not giving up. I want the blast off. Oh, my God. Sometimes that backhand is, like, buttery, and sometimes it doesn't want it at all, you know? Flip head. Flip head to you too, friend. What's that shit? Yeah, I'll take it. Oh, God. Right, the puck. Trust the puck. Look at this. There's no time to recover the ball. You see that shit? There's no time to recover the ball. No, we got to... So we're trying to get the 13 ball, and I'm really close to it. So what we're going to do is shoot that right ramp a couple times. You love this movie? Nice, dude. I just need to find out where that shot is on the flipper while it's traveling, because I can nail it from a cradle, I just can't get it while it's moving. I use your thunderstruck strategy on my pin, it works great. Hell yeah, Captain, that's what's up. That's why I do this. I'm not giving up. If you say, I'm going to give up on playing you if you don't let me hit this freaking ramp. So that should have been it, but because we're in a mode... All right, here we go. Today is the birthday of the guy Robin Williams played in Good Morning Vietnam. What? That's interesting. Today is also Star Trek's birthday. Star Trek. Yo, Guzzy, what's up, baby? And Jonathan Taylor-Jones' birthday. JTT. Isn't he like a sexy houseboy now or something? I like to allow that over my phone. Isn't he like, he has my favorite job. Sexy houseboy. That's what your job kind of is. Yeah, I am a sexy houseboy. I'm a sexy houseman. Houseperson. It's houseman. Oh, my God. Is this mode effing over yet? Thank you. Please! I don't want... Mystery is lit. Who cares? I don't want... Okay, here's what I want. I want... I want big booties. What's that purple? It says mystery. Ooh! Yo, decompiler, what's up, dude? Tilt that shit. Okay, you got it, buddy. Yo, what up, Dirt Lips? What's up, shit? Okay. Drop catch. Put it up the book. Send it around. Kind of drop catch. Drop catch. Send it up the book. Yeah, the newer games are not free. Boo indeed, my friend. All right. Give me a letter. Morning. Give me a letter. I don't want your money I just want your letter simply just give me a letter welcome aboard kid yo Simon Noah's Gate hold on no it's fine we'll let it crash Simon Noah's Gate for seven months in a row thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up show some love and chat if you could by the way folks did you know that If you question subbing to this channel, right? During the month of September, your sub is half off. Olo! Thank you for hitting me with that Twitch crime. Welcome to the league, your amazing ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for Olo! How would you like me to say your name, my man? Olo! Olo! Why Olo? Because I want the 13. I know you want it too. Everyone wants it. I mean, it's hidden in the waiting room, you know, why didn't you play Crossroads helpful? It's like skid or get off the pot, you know? You're like, so trying to come. Like, why isn't this giving me... is it because I'm in a fucking mode? I'm sorry. I'm angry. Oh no! Um, hold on. I feel like that's Olu. Someone donated money here. Some albino donated cash. That looks like Olu. Hold on. Some albino donated $5 for the boozing. Some albino, thank you so much, buddy. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some hearts in chat? Hearts, please. Sorry I missed it. Sorry I missed it. I got to turn the volume up a little bit. Star mission. You know who I wish was here? Patrick Starfish? Who's that? Pat, I'm sorry. Pat, I'm sorry. Patrick Starfish. The only effing starfish that anyone should know. Oh, the guy that talks like this? Peace, Pugbub. Peace, Pugbub. I like the way Jack said that. I think it was Olu, but it's now Olu. Olu! Alright, here comes 13 ball multiball. You guys ready? Oh yeah? So not only do you have to get the 13 ball shot, but you have to hit the rocket. So there is a chance of failure here. Yeah, like a, just like a fake miss. Fixed ball's fine. This is 13. It's like in a real space. I'm going to get my boomerang ready. Alright, tell me when you're ready and I'll make the shot. Yeah, I feel like it's a white girl. Oh god, you're still here. Oh, you mean, oh good, okay, sorry. Alright. That's a lot of pressure you're putting me under here, buddy. Alright, go. You ready? Oh, no! Oh, I just got crazy. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Here come the 13 balls. Watch what happens to this game right now, dude. The ball's in tilt, yeah. Okay, there's a lot of tilt. So this extensive set up is more interesting. Oh, I just... Hold on, I just had a question. What's the question? Oh, oh, he's asking. Yeah, I know. No. WTF, too many balls. Get him up there. Get him up there. Yo, this... All I want to know is where the party at. Can I bring my cat? It's not. I hope I don't get shot. It's hard to talk to strangers. It is. I don't know how you do it. Well, you got to wink at them first. I do that, and it scares them. So I go... Okay, there goes all the balls. I want the 13 balls. You can get it. I believe in you. Oh, shit, I looked away. I'm a turtle. All right, I just grabbed a letter for you. Thank you. Franchi, you son of a bitch. Someone permit Franchi so he can post whatever link he was trying to post. Yo, Red Keg, thank you for the biddies, my man. I appreciate it. Holy crap. Can I get some hearts and chat for Red Keg, please? So that was the 13-ball multiball. Again. Again. Oh, we got two billion that time. All right. BLU. We're putting Crystal's initials in today, folks. Or Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Put JTT. JTT. All right. He's got it next. For sure. Crystal? Yes? It's my Palsch Maria. Or... Yeah! Wait, I get to put my name in again? Alright, this is JTT. So, yo, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Happy birthday. I know you're watching right now. This is for you, big boy. You're welcome. He's dreaming. He's dreaming. Hello! This is Hillary. Sharia Law Miller. Um, I think we should have a four-player game. Yeah? Are you ready? Did you get a chance to play this yet? Nope. Oh. Good luck. I have nothing to say on how to play this game outside of I just added six players. Six players? Fucking fuck this, dude. Well, we can reset it, right? I guess we can. I forgot about Sega games having six players instead of four. That's a little heart-to-heart. Yo, DDP with $10 says, birthday drinks. Yo, double days of pinball. Thank you so much for that $10, dude. I promise to get this girl's wasted. One, two, three, four. Okay. Would you like to go first? Go first. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Hillary. Hi. She likes pizza. I do. And pinball. I like both of those things. That's not a lie. I've never played this before though, so don't judge me. Okay, first off, to plunge. Yeah. You got me out of here. And you also have a choice. Whatever is lit, okay, you want to rotate the handle counterclockwise. Okay. Want that multiball countdown? Yeah. So the multiball countdown is shooting the rocket for a bunch of multi-balls. And the poke comes up a lot. comes up a lot. So you're going to find yourself freaking out and then realizing maybe you didn't need to freak out. The what comes out? The puck in the middle. Oh, okay. The what? The urinal puck. I'm sorry, what did you talk about? Shoot the moon ramp three times, which is the right ramp. Or you can go for multiball with the left ramp. Or I can hit none of those. You know, none of them work, too. Shoot the rocket, that's what she said. Okay. There we go. That won. Michael Scott. I'm going to the bathroom, if you know what I mean. Did she say that, too? She did. She had to go to the bathroom. She says a lot of stuff. Yeah, man, I can't believe the things she says, though. No! Oh, that was dumb. Got that all the way. I have to eat crystal. Alright. I smell like beef. Alright, do it up. Crystal's first thing home. I smell like beef. What's up from everyone who heard Jack's rip in the vid? Jack did not fart. You think I ripped a biscuit? I feel like that's something Jack would own up to. You think I cracked a rat on stream? on stream. Get up there. Wait, why is my wife sending me a photo? Uh-oh. Oh, it's a lip driver that has a sticker that says gas, grass, or ass on the back. That's classy. I love it. Classy lips. I just need a tap pad. Sorry. It's recorded. Someone snap it. Someone clip it. I've been trying to do that for the longest time. Oh, there you go. Someone clipped it. It's hard to talk to strangers, actually. Then I do. Oh, wait. Wow, there's a camera. It's hard to talk to strangers. I also like that. Okay. These are awesome. Trouble thumbs. We know Jack has... Up, up, up. I'll serve a lot of marijuana and gasoline. Oh, man. Okay. You know what? I'm going to go for it. I don't even care. I just want to play... That's Lips' new slogan. Jack Grasper. I just saw a retweet yesterday and it was somebody saying, your ass is grass, your shirt is dirt, your something is... Something cool. I'm sorry. That's a cool saying. I'll... what? Nice shout. The reverb in that place. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm a very loud human. Decompiler, I love you. Cheers, Invisible. How do you know shrimp? Uh, I... Your ball got saved again. What the frick? I don't... We met at Emporium. She was playing pinball and I think I mansplained something to her. She was like, yeah, I got this. I was like, no, you're doing it wrong. The flippers are over here. Did you know that you get green ones? Did you know that you get re-loved? I don't even remember. I don't understand. I honestly, I don't... I have really never heard of that. I remember the hoodie. Yeah, but we had deadlift hoodie time. There was another deadlift person with us. I think I was there that night. I think I remember that. Is that you and I? Yeah. I don't know what I meant, but I did... Karilla Miller! Alright, so... You gotta turn it counterclockwise, when it's on, whatever you want. Oh, alright. That's so weird. What a weird plushie. So weird. Look at that. That's the attack line. Yo, that's coming back. Folks, how good would I look in this outfit she's wearing right now? It's like... Friends on a white background. I need this. Dammit, Sharia. Pardon me, darling. Bad luck. Bad luck. Everybody everywhere. Sharia wore it better. Rude. I haven't worn it yet, turd. Cutest girl that likes pinball? Easy one. Jack. Thanks, Franchie. Yep. Here we go. What? That even started the mode, too, but the ball's active. Shoot the right shot. All I want to know is where the party is. Got it. Are those Eddie? What are those? Are there like a bunch of Eddie switches on this game? That's pretty damn right, Dom. The Eddie switches. Eddie switches! I'm gonna play a very dedicated game! How many Eddie- hey, there are magnets underneath the playfield that read when a ball passes it and creates like a... It like triggers an on-off switch. Ooh, 13 million! Go for it, baby. Go what? 13 million. Oh yeah. Oh wait, first go back. You can flap it. I can flap it? So I've done 13 ball multiple times. What? Twice a day. 13 ball multiple. Nothing works with your... It just barfs. So it throws three balls in, gets you activated for a second, and then ten more balls just jump onto the plate. It's crazy. Yeah. Whoa, okay. I suck today. It requires like building up something to get to it. It's a little difficult but should be good. Uh, player tube. That's me, I'm player tube. Happy birthday! What's up, Twyce? How you doing, Laura? Hi, Laura! God, why'd I call you Laura? That's disgusting. That's her name. I've never... We only call each other by our real names when we're mega fucking pissed at each other. Really? And you snarky be like, okay, Laura. Her name's like... B. Yeah, you call her B a lot. I didn't ask how I know that! So, like, so kiss at each other. Serena Law Miller. I think there's a possibility, I was just talking to Hillary, that karaoke might happen tonight for me. Karaoke? Are we streaming karaoke? Oh, the pun! I just couldn't say your name, it's true. Let's go for the video mode. You tell me dad sometimes, or daddy, depending on what we're doing. Um... Flip. Nope. Post. Karaoke stream! I know! A13 fax. Game requires the more expensive non-magnetized vault to function properly? Yep. And 13 of them. Video mode. No, Charles, prescription. What is your prescription? Dude, karaoke would be at last. I don't understand this. The last time I saw you, karaoke was last night. Did you really? A job. Jack, what do I do? I like to say, Thursday starts your football year. I wasn't hitting the flippers. Nothing was happening. Yeah, you got a full blast. Idiot. I gotta put it on blast. Puck! Puck! Puck! No Puck? Honeydrip? Yeah, right. Did you get you a drink? Yeah, I got you a drink. Where is it? On the picnic table. Let's hit the... ...orbit. I like the colors. I like, with a pretty, perfect, congram. I stopped drinking beer. And you know what that does? Beer actually has a lot of estrogen in it. No, it doesn't. It has like hops and stuff like that. See? Yes, it does, actually. And now that I stopped drinking beer, you know, I feel like I have more energy. Yeah. Right? Um, I repaired my porch today, but I'm putting in a new step. I fixed the sink. Because I stopped drinking beer. Like, I stopped drinking beer. My chest hairs are gonna pop out. It's gonna be incredible. That sounds like the fucking patriarchy. Her vagina turns into a penis. It's incredible. Just stopped drinking beer. Here's your sharia law milk. Hey! After you. Hey! Quick. I didn't realize that the rotation happened so quickly. How does it work? Uh... Are you ready? I can't. Me and Charlie are not. Here goes Jack Danger again. Shut up, pterodactyl. Let's see if I don't flick a ball there. I'm gonna drink it. What up, girl? Rebecca's here too! This is the birthday girl! Crystal. Crystal. Look at this, Fred. You, you, uh, you're doing great. You're doing great, don't worry about it. Yay! Just stop drinking water, I hear that works best. You know, they call it water weight for a reason, right? Alright, we're getting this blast off full. Stop. OMG, it's Becca. Everyone's famous here. Okay, here we go. We're going to shoot this ramp. We're going to shoot this ramp again. Oh, farts. I'm gonna go with the other way. Break the pole! This game! Hilary? I don't remember where it is. There it is. Hilary. Hilarious Hilary. Oh, no! We went the other way. Never played this, but looks alright. Dude, you cheat, Dr. Jones. This game is actually pretty fun. We got the 13 multiball twice already. You can go back and look at it. You know what? You play like I do. What does that mean? Just twist on your hips and kick in the face. I do. I tend to kick behind me now, and it's been interesting. I accidentally kicked someone the other day and they got real mad. They deserve it. Right? They're in the first place bubble they sit in the end. Yeah, that's all I'm saying. Back the fuck up. I'm playing pinball. That's a shirt you need to have, like, printed on the back. That is a shirt. I gotta get savvy on that. Back the fuck up. I'm playing pinball. Yeah. Yeah, and then I was, like, realizing that I kind of jump back when I lose. And I don't mean to. Yeah. I don't realize that I do make up for school. And I jump backwards, and I jump back into something the other day, too. Well, that was a disaster. Crystal. Crystal. It's Crystal's turn. You guys want to know about the day I was born? Yeah, what do you got? I was two weeks early. Gross. I was delivered by cesarean. Oh, you were sliced out. And I was 13 pounds. You were a fat baby. I'm a cesarean. Was that why you were a cesarean? Because your mom's like, fuck not, happening. She was pathed out. I mean, she was. Well, maybe the doctors were like, I'm pretty sure mathematically this doesn't work. And I was two weeks early, so because I was premature, I had to be in an incubator. And they had to order diapers from another hospital because the ones at the hospital didn't fit me. You're a big old baby. I'm a big baby and a big lady. I'm still a big baby. Big baby. Oh, for Pete's sake. My granddad called me when he came to see me in the hospital. He saw me in the incubator, and he called me a cookie in his cookie care. Is there, um, oh, you're supposed to wait. Thank you. Grandpas, huh? Yes, grandpas. Do you have a Canadian name for grandpas? No. You don't call them like pee-pees or something like that? No, well, I call my mom's dad, I call him granddad. Granddad. And my dad's dad was Opa, but that's because they're German. Weird one. Laura's grandpa is called Pippi. Pippi. Pippi. I think that's Uruguayan? Yugoslavian? I've always been a big Estrogerian. Estrogerian? What's a battery? Well, that flushing through the pops. Yeah, girl. Dude, you just got 42 million for fucking... Is it 42 million a pop? There's no way. You're going to bust a bit... No! It's over. I got the EP. You got it, and then it let your shot there. Oh, it's French. PP is grandpa in French. I do like papa. I think papa looks great. So, I want my... Should my daughter... What should my daughter call me? Dad, or father, or sir, or bro, JD, danger. She's a danger, so that doesn't make any sense. She's not really a danger. Mm-hmm. On her birth certificate? Mm-hmm. She's a fucking weirdo. That's my real name. Just kidding, you're not weird. Master. Not at all. Call me Master. Yes, Master. Come back to me! But you have to say it all, like, creepy with her fingers doing this. I don't like that. Excuse me master. I would like a sandwich. I'm going to be bad at games. There are two possible extra balls. One's a light extra ball mission and from the dog to the mission. Even this light is not a light. It is. Yeah, it's super dark in here. Like the darkest room in existence. Pops, like pinball pops. Pinball pops. I know my dad pops. One time I called him back and he got real mad. How is it going? I want her to call me a quap. Maybe she will. World Wonder Boy for 26 months in a row. That's a lot of money. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, can we get some flippers and butts up in the chat? Woo! Crystal Bay, LB. World Wonder Boy, I love you, dude. I just got all the instructions. Hit, hit. That's what I was doing. Hit that one. Now hit them both. Too late. It's the stupidest. It's like Top Gun, but for two minutes. Yeah, exactly. It's like, hey, you can play this fun game, but at the very end you're going to lose the gun. I'm looking at one, but not sure it's worth it. Oh, all of our teams? I think we're thinking of Sneaky Paradox, Old Balls, Bums. Can we get a new... Why is it... Why is my butt sagging? Excuse me, Internet, why is my butt sagging? Alright kids, have fun. Alright, love you dabs. Straight down the middle. You know what? Straight down the middle. Do you want a reason to buy this machine? I'll show you right now. No, abort! Abort! Fucking abort! Abort! Abort! What are you doing? Abort! Oh no. I needed that. Why did you want to abort it? I'm good. Here's the reason. You're drunk. I'm drunk. Why am I only getting some of the balls? Oh my god! Take a photo! The flippers can't handle the balls! It's stupid, right? This is so stupid. The flippers can't handle the balls! Show me what you got. Show me all your balls. I'm such a pro. Oh, got blue. What? You fucking turd. Clippers can't handle the ball. Thanks for clipping that. It's Spacer fucking Death Trap! Get the... Please tell me someone's screenshot clipped that cradle. I'll do it next time. Alright, we're giving... You know what? We'll give this one to Jonathan Taylor Thomas. He deserves it. JTT. It was a good score. Sharia Danger wins. That's right. No. That means Crystal and I won. Because she was two and I was four. Would you like to go again? No? I got you. You don't have to. We're starting over. We're good? I'm sorry. No, no, I thought you were changing. What are you doing right now? I'm bugging. You're playing blue ball. I'm actually working. No one's working. I'm working. Everyone's working. This is a disaster. All right, let's go. I'm working. I'm working. Everyone's an amateur. Crystal put a drink on a pinball machine. I yell at people about that all the time. Also, I don't like it when people put their winter coat on pinball machines. Now, I couldn't quite hear what that young lady said when she walked by, but it looked like she looked at me and just said, idiot, really loud. I think she might have said something else, but it was pretty clear that she called me an idiot. Like with her face, right? No, she called you an idiot with her face. No, with her mouth. No, why did she do that? Unless she said... What does food do? Titty shit. Titty shit, that's exactly what she said. You don't want to give him food because he'll puke. Oh. You want to give him water. You don't want to give him that. He has gonorrhea or something. Isn't this a weird, backwards, freaking pinball machine where everything is... No, it's fine, I love you. ...dumb and too much. This thing is jam-packed full of colors. Stupid Sega. Stupid Beta E. Just kidding! I love all pinball! I would wait a second. Yes. Yeah, you gotta pay for it. Here's the thing. I can hook you up, but it's the loudest thing in existence. Target, I'll hook you up. Julia, let's get you in on this thing. I'll try. I'll try. I'm gonna follow that idiot on Twitch. There you go. If you shoot that one more time, you got a multiple. I believe in myself! Here's the thing. It's gonna drop three balls. Shoot whatever's coming. Is that all it takes? Oh, is it 13 balls? No, that's just a good one. You don't mess with Sharia Law Miller. Except once. Except for when she's stupid. Like what? Sunday? If you shoot the rocket again, you get multiball back. You got no seconds to do it. Oh, that's dumb. I'm like, that's enough. That's dumb. That's dumb. Pardon me, buddy. Good job, though. You freaking nailed that multiball. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I held that Molson ball. Geez. Alright, we're at Blasto. Nope, now we're just at Blasto. Alright. Shuriela Miller. Do you think she likes that name? Or did she ask you to call her that? It's her full name. Okay. She probably likes things. Call her that. I don't want Mickey Mouse. I want Mickey from Rocky. Listen here, Rock. Why don't we wait, you fuck? Your butthole. Your butthole's too open. Damn it. All right, Nicki Minaj. Hillary. Or Hillary. Whoever's around. Whoever wants to play right now. I'll do it. And I also love being referred to as Nicki Minaj. That's great. Oh, baby. Consider all these fantasies come flailing around. Dude, don't decide you are just a... ...fooling people. Folks, can I ask you to please type your favorite email address, but it has to be... ...a butt. Yo, did you guys see that NQWK video with me? What? We didn't see anything. I thought you were going to talk about that. There's...so... ...from that shoot, there's going to be several videos. Oh, that's great. You did a pinball video with Andrew W.K.? I gave Andrew W.K. some hot tips on how to play pinball. I gave him my hot tip, if you know what I'm saying. I don't know what this wants me to do. Just do that. It's not even, like, explainable at this point. Oh! Is that a butt farting a heart? Because I kind of love that. Oh, yeah. Interesting. I was in the video in slow motion. It was dope. Does someone have a link to it that they can post in chat? Because I'm like, there's a great slow-mo of me doing this super limp wrist, pointing at myself, trying to describe something. I'm just like, I'm just explaining something to Andrew W.K. Such a ding-dong. Alright, Chris, have a good one. What ball is it? Are we on ball seven? What is it? I don't know. Fart cloud? Fart cloud? Fart McCloud? That's a good detective. Thank you, Red K. Oh, that's a mystery. AV Club. See? Andrew W.K. likes pinball as much as he loves to party. It's very true. And pizza. He likes pizza. He compares pinball to the ultimate, really, milk steak. Do you wear... Or like... Yeah. Sorry. Go for it. I was going to say, do you wear white jeans until they're so dirty? Don't... Welcome aboard. I'm helping you. My feeling for 23 months, dude, you are one month away from that OG badge. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. Y'all are amazing! Slippers and butts up if you could. Show some love. No, my balls! My non-mechatized expensive balls. All right, let me go for the Orbit shot. That's not part cloud, though. That's an iOS part cloud. You can just have that. It's free. I gave it to you. Thank you. Does Andrew... WK. Does Andrew have any of his own pins? So, I talked to him in private. He had a lot of Pat Lawler pins. Personal conversation. But because he moves around so much now, he had to sell all of his pinball machines. That's so sad. Yeah. Crystal sheaves are balls, it's true. Rude. Rude. Rude. Don't like it, don't appreciate it. Rude. Rude. Nope. Rude. Ban. Can someone ban that person? Rude. Franchie. Just kidding, Franchie. No, it's fine. We can ban him. Banning a puppy! Man, I got sore knees. Hello, folks. I'm Jack Hanger, and I'm a ding-dong in action. Thank you for being here. I'm a ding-dong. Sharia Law Miller. That was a strong sound. I like it. My egg was... Did I drop the camera for everybody that's playing? Because I'm, like, so tall. No one needs to see me, so I'll be fine. Yeah. No, guys, un-time out Franchie. Who didn't? Un-time him out. Come on. Franchie, I need you to type the word fart for me real quick. Cheerio. Okay. It's fine. Don't get upset. Don't get upset. This was only ball two. Oh yeah, we're showing Franchi's new pin at Expo? Nice. And I'm probably going to be streaming the new pin at Expo. Nice. Wolf, it's all good, BB. Alright, check this shit out. Speed spinners to collect for Parak. Okay, can you backhand the shot? Yes he can. I am the greatest pinball player alive. Alright, here we go. Number two. Sorry. They developed such a good trough system that needs to come back because you can't death save with this. That's a lot of work. So, the older and newer trough systems, when the ball's draining, I mean, you can jerk the game in a certain way to bring the ball back to life. This doesn't let you do any of that. It's not even a failed death save. You can't do it. I'll show you guys a close-up of this when we're done farting around. All right, Hillary. Good luck. Break a leg. All right. Mastery. I love the mystery. How do you do this? Don't, huh? Dude you got this I gonna let it give it back I not gonna anger it You can not give it to him I gonna try to shoot that rocket I just think it is cheating but also You're cheating! Shut up. We got double bonus. You can't do anything! Alright. You win. I'm gonna kiss a rocket. Have you been using it? No. I mean, you two. You two. But the third also was like, super sketchy. I'm going to do the rock part. I'm not a fashion, I'm just a dresser. Maria doesn't live anywhere near here. She's here like, what's a freaking week? Like what was it? Uh oh. Jack! Jack, don't do it. Please don't do it. I can't take a stand. I'm not going to put this in. You're talking about this in. I think, no, I can't. I can't. Jack. Jack. I wanted to wear Shireen's costume. It's not a costume. I don't like the costume. But I want this outfit immediately. I want your shoes to also have that pattern on them. Ew! Oh, I was going to buy myself a new pair of Chuck Taylors today. Damn it, I forgot. Then I took two naps and were in a... Get the shoes made. You do it a lot better. Shuri wore it better. Shuri wore it better. I couldn't wear it at all. I tried. Right, that's why she wears it better, because it fits her. You can be all I need. All right, so I have to hit the rocket again. We need to beer up, brother. You guys, it is the 20th anniversary of Austin Powers' man of action. Did you just look up all the cool, like, facts about Austin Powers? No, I know it because I'm showing it at the music box tonight, and I missed it. Did you know it's also the 29th anniversary? Of what? No, it's the 30th anniversary of your mom and dad's second. Jack, that's so rude. They could be watching. I mean... They might actually be watching right now. Fighting. Fighting, yeah. I mean, fucking chicken. Also, I... Did you run a chicken farm in Canada? They probably didn't run a chicken farm. They lived on a farm where they grew pot in the backyard. I didn't say that. Chicken farm. My dad picked cars. Mom, I'm sorry. Great story. Her mom, I'm sorry. Her mom. Marie. Marie. Marie. I love you and I'm in love with you. They need to get a Twitch singer so that they can comment and chat. And I can be like, can I get a heart and chat from my mom? Maria, I hope your leg's okay. Aw, it's her knee. But that's a nice... It's on her leg. Yeah, that's a part of her leg. It's true. Hearts for Marie's knee. I really... Marie's knee. It really rolls off the tongue. What? How did... Oh! That guy. Why does a kid get involved? It's so stupid. It's a really dumb game. It's really hot in here. Let's get that stupid video mode that I hate all of the time. I have a friend who owns a chicken farm in Canada and also grows pot in the backyard. Whoa! Cool. I'm mad. It's his name, Ed Ed Robertson. Basically, Crystal and Amir's baby. And I can't say, that's true. That's probably true. I knew you were trouble when you walked in. Oh, have you looked into the new Kesha album? No. It's incredible. Well, it's surreal on Millers. It's about to show us how to blow this game up. You know what? I think I've been drinking your vodka. Here's the thing. It doesn't matter. Oh, you are. It doesn't matter. All right, well then, maybe I've been drinking yours. All right. It's really good with fruit, and lemon helps your metabolism. Oh, really? Yep. I want 20 minutes. It happens. That's why lemon is in all of my drinks. All the time. Korea, goddammit. I don't even understand what's going on with my life right now. Korea, goddammit. What's the matter for you? What's the matter for you? She was also a professional domino. Whoa. Domino? And an adult model, as opposed to a child model. As a model, who is a child? Who else just learned Kesha has a new album? Listen, it's me. I shouldn't have a multiball. It's amazing, and Dolly Parton sings on it and writes a song on it. Dolly Parton? It's, this banana's good. Wait, what did I miss? It's my birthday, and Kesha has a new album. Wait, that was a two-ball multiball. So I thought this game was fucking busted, but that was a two ball multiball Or a parting Dolly parton oh God there is a trick and I let that ball drain because I was confused look at that I have learned nothing cool I need I need several Internet how are we gonna get crystal drunk? We need tank shots. Yeah, we need... Wait, what? Where's the tank shot we had on Sunday? Oh, the... The tank in the hand. Oh, the freaking tank in space? Yeah, yeah. That was nuts. All right, here we go. To the moon! Who the hell was a dominatrix? Oh, I was. It's fine. You know, you got to make a living. So, we're going to shoot this. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Oh my god, I stuck a pinball. What is happening? Get in the thing. I can't put it in the hole. I can't. I can't make it into the hole. So, the newer games are not on free play, unfortunately. Pretty much everything's free, but not that machine in particular. And the two up front. So that game's actually not working right. So if you hit start, the game like resets itself. Yeah. The one on the end, for sure. Yeah. But, um... And this one, when we're not hogging it, will be free. Oh yeah. Alright, one... Please! We effing did it. You want a 13-ball multiball internet? get your freaking cell phones out. Or don't do it. I don't care. Can you backhand this shot? Oh, God. Here we go. We're not going to touch any of it, so you guys can get a screenshot of every ball sitting on the play field. Guys...苦 Too many cheekies It's so stupid. It's so stupid. That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen on a table. The flippers, did you see me flip? They can't even handle the weight of what's on it. No, it didn't go anywhere. Alright, well it's over, so there you go. It's still one of them. Oh no, it's feeding him back up top. We got all the dragon balls. Wait, is there a ball trap up there somewhere? But, I need this shield, please. Videomo, okay, nevermind. Videomo, please. There we go. Okay. Look how stupid this video mode is. Okay, so, right flipper goes left. Left flipper goes right. Both flippers go up. This stops any speed. Okay, so we're gonna go up. I tried to do this earlier and it made no fucking sense. Look at you! I got frickin' wrecked. turds, man! It's so hard. I did it the very first time. I'm sorry. And... Not that extra ball is shit. Extra ball is shit? Watch this. Oh, never mind, it works. Stone the moon. You're getting screwed out of a ball, right? There's B. Oh my god. I think it's at the easy mode, though, so the next person that plays... You fucking turd! Oh, no, we're getting that back. Sorry, I swore. Oh, no, there's no kids. There's no kids here. Sandwich. All right. Hillary. I believe in you. Oh, is that ball three? Never mind. Um, you know what's really funny to put on a pinball machine? Guys, I am intoxicated, bro. What the fuck? I still... Dude, god damn it. Hot oil. PFB. Jet. So we gotta be PFB and Jet. Jonathan Taylor Thomas as number three. And then Joey Buttstone. It's only 12 balls, dude. I bet it's 13. You're still drinking booze, but just not beer. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. It's up to you, buddy. We're all playing pretty bad. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, she's not going anywhere. In fact, we're going to make Hillary stop hitting on Rebecca, and we're going to play some pinball. Yeah. Right? Well, I mean... Yo, do we have any purple lady faces? With your hair on your head and your hair on the ground. Come first. I don't know if you're ready. What's going on right now? What's that? I don't know if it's for you. I think it's time for you to come now. My first player won the ball one. I'm learning the history of this bar. Oh, they're covered. Internet. Rebecca's got a story to tell. Here's the story. This bar used to be an old and great theater. Okay. When we moved in, the case was actually going back to where it took a while to rebuild the whole entire... It took the whole bar. Oh, wow. It literally took the whole bar. It is just type of yard. I don't think I heard about it. the bar, everything we see in here I painted with my idea which was maybe one of the stupidest ideas. No it's great because it's Fall of the Stripes and you know what it's about. Oh yeah because it's a silly idea. Okay. These pipes back here, so the theater they used They used to have a horror show and all of this was covered in like red paint from like the blood. So I had to like paint all of it to make it not look so creepy. Oh my god! So think about me up there like painting in silver paint. They took the bar, the whole fucking bar. Yeah, they took the whole fucking bar. Oh, yeah, I'm surprised they had one this morning. It's good money to be had in them toilets. Yeah, and we... Seria, goddammit. I physically had all of them. Gone out into the suburbs. I don't know why I say that. I love you. I'm stronger than I was. Yeah, so Aaron and I would go out. I was a little bit of a sucker. Grabbed these gates and then pulled them out and I had to like clap them on my knees. It was wonderful. We had to go through the door, through the path, run it down. I think I've become really smart. I'm getting laid forever. I think every, like all the cleaning, cleaning, you know, the fine art, all the walking, it's all done by us. Like I was saying, the booth, I wanted to be really, really authentic. You know, like, definitely do what I do, I'll say, and cover it up. I just love doing things like that. We are very careful, especially for the big teams, I mean, I cleaned all the games. Check out the new buttons and all that. That's beautiful. Oh, that's the new package. It's gorgeous. Wait. The military and the package are quite too big for all. All right. Hillary. They were, they were, they were like, two rooms that I'm like, this is the best view of the castle. It's very cool. Two of you at two, two of you at one. I don't, I think there's no more. I think there's only about 40 more. Oh, I love it. You need to just go great damage off the really, like, full castle. You know what my damage? Uh, crystal capsules. Oh, okay, well, Connie did like, almost the same. So it could be the super-lazy. We grabbed one at the arcade, and my boss pulled it, and he put it in the space because it wasn't hurting enough. Whatever. You know, it was killing me. You watch the video, right? Yeah. We were trying to do it that way. Whoa! You have a what? You have this? Really? Oh my gosh. There we go! Is that the Batlims or dead? That's so funny. Yes, Don Lute! Yes, Don Lute is dead. Oh, I know! I am like, loving you. Oh, why? Where's the third one? And we're all... Did you guys know you were going to give me the third one and then they went, oh, wait! And then we're like, we can call it a day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that. So that I'm not crazy. I've been doing it for about three years. There's still a lot of stuff I need to learn. So, we're planning on, I'm working on doing Stranger Things season 2 premiere. But I can't get any of my pets to get set up and running. I was like, that would be so perfect. Yeah. But we're working on maybe getting the guys to dress up as Ghostbusters that do things for the children's events. They're awesome. Yeah. I think they were excellent. Yeah. So, you know, we're totally working on it. I'm talking against you. No, no, it's fine. I'm listening. So, yeah, it's going to be really, really fun. Yeah, and then, um, October's gonna be really weird because it's, uh, it's the Friday the 13th, and we all, we all dress up. Oh, is it Friday the 13th this October? Yeah. Oh! And last year, we did it, and we, like, all dressed up, and we, like, quickly, like, cut the screen, and, like, one guy, either of us, or the guy, Oh, look at that! See, that's really funny! I knew it! I knew that was happening. I'm just... Whatever nerdiness you think of bad girls, my personal favorite movie is Jaws. Yep. Some are black folks, right? But even from outside of boxing, they don't lose. So, what person in your life has the most bad feelings about them? Oh my god, I wish I'd known about that. Well, now you do! And, yeah, it's... We'll see. It's funny because, like, all you break things up, and you're in a, whatever you want to call it. Now that doesn't happen to me. That doesn't happen to you? I'm shooting all of her things. My friend is getting married on Friday the 13th. So, I hope they get a tattoo also dated. That would be pretty funny. That would be funny. My buddy got a Friday the 13th Camino tattoo, probably like the $5 tattoo. So he got the Roman numeral 15 and he's a smartass so if you're like, oh is that a 13 tattoo? He's like, no it's a director's chair. And you're like, what? Yeah. He's like, oh my god! And that was lit out of my mind. I've never been a person who does Halloween costumes that are like spooky. I like Halloween costumes that are like funny or clever. Or like, I don't know, like I was purple marching in one of my movies and I saved the character the entire night. So like I didn't talk, I just like braided everybody. It was so much fun. I actually was Jason's working on one of his roles. And so I just left the mask on and I made the mask into the whole thing, like, big enough that I could smoke. One day. I love it. You didn't take it off at all. And then the last was, like, four years. Yep, pretty long. Guys, remember they... You ever look at a bare naked lady and you're just like, where'd my chance go? Yeah. No, no, no. You said the full name and I was like, where'd my parents go? No, I'll put it on your... There you go. Wait, what? I mean... It's rated by... Have you seen my daddy? I'm here. I love you. Okay, check this shit out. Thirteen balls. I got a hill of mine. Give me a ball. I mean, give me a light. Wait, why is everybody filming that? Oh really? Yeah, this is my friend. Oh, so there isn't two more monkey balls. So this is not a bug. Okay. I thought this was a bug. Some people will keep trying to tell them. Remember China Town? Yeah, we all remember it. Have you been to China Town here in China? Yeah. I've been to China Town. Secondly, I've never seen it. I'm not sure if he wants to be like, alright, let's try this. You can get one of those things where carrying somebody is heavy and when it's really heavy it brings a lot of things into the family. Oh, yeah, that's great. Oh, I want it. I want it so. Why would you ever break up with that guy? I mean, free food goes a long way for me in a relationship. Let's go. Right. A little bit more. Yeah. Let's go. Let's try walking. Hi, Denise. How are you doing, baby? Yeah, it's always been like... Hey, Blackhead. We can't. It's all been happening there. It's too much of a... It's too much of a... It's too much of a... It's too much of a... It's too much of a... It's too much of a... It's too much of a... It's too much of a... It's too much of a... It's too much of a... It's too much of a decade for you. So if you want them. Yes, I am. Where are you? You just got through for that one. I'm going to try and get it up in my... Hi, Crystal. Yo. Oh, it's me? Hi, Crystal. I'm back. You boozed up enough yet on your bidet. Who's that? Scott D'Anisi. Scott! Dreamy D'Anisi. Scott. Whoa, she's getting there. Was I in tune there? Should I? Dreamy D'Anisi. We need to make research. I was going to say, Scott D'Anici is sexy. No, Dreamy. Oh, I said Dreamy. Alliteration, buddy. Dreamy D'Anici? Yeah. Dreamy. I don't know about this. So, Pipe Billy, Lethal Fright does not sing pinball anymore. You say that like I'm supposed to. Blanco actually took the last of his tableware. Jack, don't forget to turn the microphone back. Thank you very much, Wolf. You're a boss. They call me Scott, dreamy, dreamy, see. The game is trying to launch a ball. Why is it constantly trying to launch an effing ball? Right, Pytho? All right. All right. I want a Pythong ball. I'm not a player in a ballroom. I do want to play in a ballroom. Wow. Good ball. Wow, man. Player one, ball three. Wait. No, yeah, that's Hillary. Jack, are you drunk? I mean, I can be. But getting your women mixed up. Yeah. Can you tell him that you won't remember the next day after you? Aw, come on, Jaden. I remember most things when I'm drunk. I just get a little bit more mouthy. I'm mouthy anyway, but when I drink whiskey, I get a little more aggressive. It's okay. What do I need to... If you like, I'm close to something that I miss. Winning. There was when I Sens跨ing can see. What? Literally, people were spinning on myn. I 10 you won I a o d i t r vo o o ! Namu no . Ah, folks We are one text message away in my phone to telling you something fucking amazing. Wait, what are you doing? Isn't that me? I thought someone else was turned. I think someone told you to come up here. Yes. It's fine. You're winning. So here's what we're gonna do. Um... Play this scene. You guys are killing me. You gotta handle your own machine business. Look at that. I clearly know what I'm doing here. I don't. Okay, ladies, hold on. Oh, my God. It's your turn, Jack, if you feel like playing anymore. All right, Sharia, great job. How'd you do? Okay. Internet. I got a statement to make. Okay? Are you ready? How many people are in chat right now? Y'all about to hear some secrets. You ready? Hi. Jack Danger. Okay. And I cleared it with my mom, so I think we're good. Why is this thing trying to fucking plunge all the time? Topic, what are you doing? You turd hole. You're going to burn yourself out, idiot. So, um, I'm going to be packing up all of my gear. Alright. Hold on. I got a text message. Let me make sure we're good. Okay. Here's the thing. I am packing up all of my gear, and we're going north of the border. Okay? North of the border. Where is that? Canada. Canada. Canada. We're going to Canada. We are going... Dear internet, sorry to drag this on. I'm just making sure I'm allowed to say what I'm going to say. We're going to Canada, and we're going to Canada real soon. And you know where we're going when we're in Canada. We are going to go show off Ed Robertson collection at his house. Now, if you don't know who Ed Ed Robertson is, he's the lead singer of the Barenaked Ladies. And we're going to have some special guests with us, too, that I cannot divulge. Okay? So, we're going to Ed's. We're going to show off this collection. And we've got some special guests coming. And it's going to be freaking lit. Yeah. Stop! What are you doing? Give me the balls. Give me the balls. Give me the balls. This seems to be, it's like a little, a little, a little cocky. Four balls. I mean, I'll take it. Yeah, that's probably right. So, did you see the 13 yet? Dude, I got it like four times tonight. Shit. I wouldn't have gotten, so if you get the regular multiball, it's like, Devoid's all getting the 13 ball. Why is that doing that? We might have to reset this game, or like restart it. Is that ball three? Yes. All right, we're going to power cycle the game. Yeah, we're going to Ed Robertson house, and it's going to be awesome, because he's apparently got an awesome freaking collection. We're bringing a handful of people with us. After this, starting Monday, we'll start again. I promise you, you won't be disappointed. Or you will. I mean, I really actually don't give a shit. But, I'm going to have fun. Okay, we're back in action here. One, two, three. Are you in? No? Four. Okay. Getting three ball multiple is hard unless you're sort of close to finishing a blast off. So if you were like player three and you had the first two players actually nail that, then you'll be good. But lighting that up constantly for yourself is a massive pain in the ass. But what you gotta do is kill Blastoff by shooting that ramp. Then once it's lit and you hit it, you gotta shoot this ramp. Then it just throws three balls from the playfield, it waits like four seconds, and then just chips ten balls onto the playfield down there. It's amazing. We're going to make Hillary go first. As always. Can I talk about it? Talk about what? I need this out of my head. You're getting serious. I'm getting serious. Nope, not that serious. I was off the rails immediately. So, Internet, if you had a button that made a fart noise, what kind of noise would it be? Are you talking about the part noise button, which is an app for the part horn? Do you remember? That was like one of the first iPhone apps. It was like an app that literally only made a part noise. Crystal, can you just hit that thing? Mother of God. Mother of God. Aaron has been waiting all night to see the 13-ball multiple. Well, we've got three letters here. He's actually been standing there the whole night. Thank you. That's O. We need two Fs. That toy's pretty cool. Also, when you get the multiball for the rocket, it actually starts coming vertical like it's going to take off. Coming vertical. Coming vertical. I'm sorry. I'm disgusting. Yo, isn't your mom watching? Maybe. I don't know. Coming vertical. Lol. Dear Jack, thanks for rocking Dead Slip. I kicked Ed's ass on Star Wars the other day. Ha. Dude, just a not-so-girl. Congratulations. That is all I want out of life. It's for everyone to kick Ed Robertson ass in pinball. No, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. So tell me what you want, what you really, really want. I want to kick Ed Robertson butt in pinball. The machine is still auto-plunging? Yeah, that's fine. All right, here we go. I'm not even going to upload it. So, just to help her girl, are you from Canada? Oh, man. I've got to make sure I didn't get the girl. Canada rules! Nope! Not today, thank you. Shit. You know, I think we have this problem with our... Yeah, folks, I have business up in Canada, and I got a hold of Ed, and he offered to open his doors so I can stream some of his games. And apparently he's got, like, a really elaborate collection of pinball machines, which I am frickin' stoked about playing. He said he's got some friends coming over, which are pretty, uh... He didn't really tell me who to... That game keeps trying to auto-plunge, and that's their wife doing that. I don't want that coil to burn out, though. Yeah. Give it a tap. Like, pop it. Pop it forward. I think it's a trough thing. There you go. All right, well, there's more bonus. Can he name any games? I know he has like a shitload of certain games. What is happening? It's like a tiny little... Go ahead and plunge that. He's got a great lineup of pins. I know he has a shitload of turns and stuff like that. I'm excited to... We won't know what we're going to play until we get there. Because I know he's got some classics too. He sent me a photo, but I didn't take a look at it yet. He's got ST, Batman 6-6, Metallica. Okay. I mean, I think I'm going to let him pick. Shit, you know what? This game's probably... needing some love. I wonder if that switch... isn't rubbing on something. That's going to burn out the coil like an RV. Hello from Ohio. Yeah. We'll turn it off and turn it back on again. I literally already did that. It's dead, Jim. We'll give this a second to think about its life. Yeah, I don't think we're going to announce the game until I see what his collection is actually. So, Just Another Girl, do you know what his full lineup is? Because I'd like to have an idea of what we're walking into. Hello from Dead Flip's oven. Pizza! You guys look... You guys look distraught as fuck. What? You just look upset. I would have thought Toronto. Do we need to look happy? No, you don't have to look happy. I know a good chunk. Just not a girl. Let us know. I mean, I'm literally going to pick whatever's easiest to play. I know a good chunk. I know a good chunk, too. I know a good chunk, too. It's my daughter. No, Chuck. Not Chuck. We call her Chuck. Why? She can have a complex. No, she's not fat at all. I want her to have... Your baby is extremely tall. So, my 15-month-old daughter is almost half the height of my wife. That's unproved. That's just untrue. Well, his wife is a perfect couple. My wife? Yeah. My wife is only a five-foot tall. Probably a couple. Centaur, Dolly Hobbit might be gone soon. The Walking Dead. Just a not-her-girl. Just a not-her-girl. Are you friends with Ed Ed Robertson? Do you go to his house? Friends, wink, wink. Twinkle? Do you stare into his beautiful blue eyes all the time? There you go. That darn check. Pretty true. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I'm going to Ed Robertson house to stream whatever game he has. I'm telling my only friend that... He's got one of those Canada dry machines. No, my only friend that was like... All right, the game's kept freaking out. Hillary, you're up. I only have one friend that... We did it a couple times. It just sucks like a fucking build-up. We'll see. So, here's the... Okay. You need to keep that right right now. And then you need to keep the left... Or do nothing. Or do nothing. Ah, Canada Dre. No, Canada Dry. No, Canada Dry had like a bag of television. What? What the fuck? This game is fucking broken. It like went up there and stayed for like five minutes. Okay, that one, not as much on me. The game is, uh, it's having a day. Son of a bitch. So, last year, I met a guy. Wait, hold on. Is there, can you go find Aaron, the gentleman that works here, and ask him for the keys for the game? Thank you. I'm not working. No, I'll take care of it. Don't worry about it. Why is it something? Because it's fucking... Bill Paxton's ghost is cramming the... Why are you blaming Bill Paxton for this? Why else would this be happening? Why are you thinking he'll ever dead? Ghosts have mysterious powers. It's the ghost of Kevin Bacon's future dead body. I forget about Kevin Bacon. Everyone forgets about Kevin Bacon. I know, until you play that fucking game. There is a physical version of that game now. I went to the bar the other day and I had a friend that had it, like, there's like a three degrees game where everything is printed on cards. So you could have like a Diane Keaton card and like a Titanic card and you have to connect them, you know? Oh, you don't have to connect yourself, you've got to connect the card. Yes, you've got to connect like all the actors. Isn't it like everybody's three degrees removed from Kevin Bacon? Well, so the game theoretically is that everybody in Hollywood... Seven ways to Kevin Bacon. Six degrees to Kevin Bacon. But the game is called... Wait, I showed a picture of it, so I won't buy it. It is... Oh, man, thank you, brother. It's called CineLink. What are you... Look at me. CineLink. Oh. What is this? Why? It's like a three degrees from every celebrity to each other game, but with, like, physical parts. It was really fun. With physical parts? Yeah, physical fire, physical fire. I'm going to slide this slide out real quick. Okay. So you don't have to get out of the way. I just don't want to cut you. So I grew up as a young woman and a young lady in Canada And I thinking about high school now good ladies And uh my parents worked at a car dealership in Starborough which is like a couple of blocks from here And Ed Ed Robertson and Stephen, I can't remember his last name, and the other two parents were very good ladies. Uh, worked in, I think it was Carpenter's? I need a, uh, a pair of scissors. Um, in the early 90s? And that. No, we're fine. So anyways, I met Ed Ed Robertson at Expo last year. He was performing at a party. He came to the ballroom after the play. He thought, let's just move the fuck around. And we were hanging out, and I was like, Oh, this is so great to meet you. Like, it's so awesome. I was like, yeah, my parents were at a bullfighting dealership in Chicago. And he was like, are you fucking kidding me? He was like, I heard you at that car dealership. Slow, bro. Hopefully no boxer hollering at you. It was so funny because he was like, do you remember the reception? She looked like Tammy Faye Baker because she wore a lot of the cool shoes I made with my Tony. My parents were like one of my parents' friends. It was this really funny small world that this guy whose music I used to listen to, he loved Scandal and he used to work with me. I think they were doing a little tour at the one point. That was something crazy. Yeah, I was like... That was like the first music I remember in a day. I think we got it. I think we got it, boys. Yeah, sure. It was the first album I bought. Well done. We'll do all three of all three charts, not being stupid. You know, I fucking love that. You know, they're re-releasing Ornette on vinyl. She gets a picture of her anniversary. Such a weird... Yeah, I love it so much. There's still so many of these. Here's where Jack pretends to be a tech. Yeah, basically being a tech is like... I'm sorry? Is like... Crystal, if I ever said that to you... No, you never said anything to me. You don't talk to me. You don't even look at me. I won't look at you. No, I'm a monster. What are you doing? I already fixed it. I'm just making sure it stays. Okay. Great job. You're hired. LOL girl in chat in the background. What, are you talking about me? Or... What? Looks good to me. Nothing here. What did you do, Jack? You blew on it. No, it was... This weird sort of switch thing was just bent a little too hard over to one side, so I pushed it back. That's what she did. No, Jaden, I cannot do any tech work tonight. Not at all. Yeah, it seems like loose. But I think we're good. Eventually up and over and it changes to look better. Alright, let me get behind you. And here's where we scatter the glass. Scattering pinball glass. No, but fuck does it happen when you least expect it. Can you put your finger on this for me real quick? Just a little bit. Cool. I just realized, why the hell isn't Tom Hanks on the market? They couldn't afford him. That's also a reason why... Is this going to be a knob or is it a... Are you trying to turn it up? Turn it up. Like a system thing. Oh, volume. Here we go. Well, it's got one button. That's why there wasn't a Men in Black and Maldives. Because we couldn't get it. All right. Open it up. No, no, no, no. All right. Keep the price. I'm not going to share that. All right. We can go. Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon's like, eh, you know. Sure, why not? I lack money. That menu's been the same since, uh, well, forever. Whoa, look at that menu. Oh, no. Tell me that follower is not the beginning of something effing terrible that's about to happen. What? What? Are we about to get fucking view-botted? What? Okay. A person whose name is 951174399 just followed. What does that mean? That means there's probably going to be 10,000 people following me that are all numbers, and then the chat's about to blow up with the word dildo over and over again. Why? I don't know. We're fine. Okay, so, foreplay. What the fucking fuck? You know what it is? It's a multiple-player game. No, it's not. I literally just put the glass in your face. Maybe you can just bump it. Yeah, but we don't want to burn up the foil. Yeah, which is like super loose. Kush! Kush! You know what you're talking about. I do not. I'm just like, maybe we just need it. Yeah, just kick it. It's my fault. Please don't say Gilgo, thanks. Well, I mean, I'll do what I want. Maybe we should just go to IRL. You should go eat something and then go sing song. What the fuck? Hillary, don't move. It's fine. So let's switch there. It's having a little bit of an issue. I think it needs to be bent over and maybe tightened up. Oh, that guy's your friend? Fair enough. That's okay. The game's completely playable. The issue is that coil is probably going to burn out pretty quick, and we don't want to fuck up this game because an Apollo 13 in good working order is a hard-to-find machine, for sure. I'm also a fan of... God, are you hearing? Yes, I broke it. Thank you. I broke the game. It's what I do. All right, let's switch this over. Well, folks, that was a good two hours of streaming. Almost three, actually. Maybe it's me. Maybe I cursed the stream. It's a birthday thing. Wait, are you going to post that taxi video or what? Whenever. Yeah. Do it fucking soon. Sharia. Don't make the kids. Sharia, can you beat this girl up? Yeah. I'll give it one more shot. I'll give it one more shot. Wait, can't be said. We'll give it one more shot, Internet. We'll give it one more shot. Yo, M83 in the background. You're not going to yank, are you? Did you say I'm not yanking on that? Oh, I didn't know what you said. Yanking? Oh, I'm fixing it? Wow, Crystal, you're being real rude today on your birthday, buddy. I guess you're right. Happy birthday again. Field birthday, man. And that's how I lost my finger. Smash that glass. Will do, buddy. Here, I'll let you guys see what I'm doing. So, I mean... It's just, okay, this, alright, here's what we gotta do. I can't lift a playfield up on a game that has 13 fucking balls in it. Do you have the thing for me? No, it just, I'm trying to think, like, the best way to, it needs to be tightened. But also, I can't touch this because it's going to fucking knock my finger out. But it's like, it's loose. Do you want me to hold something up while you tighten it? Um, let me think. Oh, there's 13 more vaults in here! These are brand new vaults! They're all in little baggies! In individual baggies! They're new vaults! And they're demagnetized. Which is expensive. Wow. Are you talking to this cushion? Did he take the oil off of them already? Alright. I don't even care. I just follow up. Can you take the oil off from your... Because when they come... I know in Marco, when they... No, I'm going to take the oil off of your booty. Oh, my God. When Marco, they put them in a cylinder. Those balls have already gone farther than me. They've like oiled it like it's like a grease that they put on the... Can you rotate that just a little bit? Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. You are a fast, fast hitter. Holy moly. Holy shit. She is a sassy, frassy today. All right, here we go. I feel like there's a show where there's an episode where it's someone's birthday, and the girl keeps getting mad, and she keeps going, It's my fucking birthday! She boils their fucking Sonic release on them. This is incredible. Oh, yeah. Yeah, look right here. Because it's a Sega game. Take a pic. Oh, my God. It's really cool. all right um so this is like on the bridge that's breaking actually so here's what we're gonna do we're gonna turn this off so don't get electrocuted plunge my finger yeah well it actually happened already fuck it geez what a baby what a bat what a batty The play in that is nuts. So, here's all we've got to do. We've got to bend it up a little bit. Pinball injury. We've got to bend it and tighten it. So, we're going to bend it from the base. Look, no scissors in it. Yo, Shreya, I love you, girl. No, Shreya's great. Yeah. Sex cream. Fucking perfect. It doesn't bend that way anymore. Is that good? And it's up. Yes. Yeah, it does. You know, I could have done that, but I was talking a lot about that. You're such a turd. I'm a turd. It's great. Yo, can I get a happy birthday for Crystal, please? She's got the right idea. Yeah, sure he does. Sure he knows what's up. Go do a tang shot. Oh, what? Someone is nailing it. Wait, Chris, you can hear that? I can barely hear that. I'm telling you, like... What? You're going to break it. No, we're good. Check it in Twitch test. Okay, we got it. That's it. Cool. We're good. Happy friggin' birthday. How about some heart? Check it in Twitch test? What are you thinking? I'm a fucking... Amateur? Proper. Amateur? I think I'm a proper... Get it in the hole. Proper, proper. It fucking launched the ball straight out of the cabinet at the glass on the floor. Wait, where's the... Metric is Canadian. Mercer. You mean Mercer? Mercer. You like Mercer? Yo, Josh, I hope you're not watching right now, too. Oh, you let who say Mercer, Mom? You hold that question here, fuck, did you? Oh, Jack Hay faces. Never look next time. I can't listen to Metric without thinking of Scott Pilgrim. I'm sorry. I'm being too loud. I need to be softer. Okay. I'll talk soft. Let's see if we got it. Wonko. Just saying. Wonko. Wonkin. That looks like Kevin Smith with hard eyes. No, this is good. Yeah. You mean, baby? Head on head. Head to head, I mean. You mean, shoe on head. Head on... Give me a head. Shoe on... Crystal! I'm sorry! Damn it! Are you kidding me? Your mom is watching! I turn bright red. Boom, boom, boom! Boom, boom, boom, boom. I want to use your broom. My favorite piece of wood. So what was happening was, this was actually, it was like lower than usual, and when it was getting pushed on, it was getting stuck under the rail here. So it was telling it that there was still a ball sitting on that switch. Watch your step. Happy birthday. Have another drink. Oh, I'll be drinking. I'll be drinking watermelon the stream ain't over now folks I thought we had to shut it down but it's good to go I love that rocket I kind of like the rocket more than the 13 get the 13 get the 13 wait how many letters do I have 3 again so shoot the right ramp sweet Jack Ginger master mechanic. Come on, man. I don't get that kind of magic shit. Do it on stream, though. Okay. I'm telling you. I am. You're not telling me. We gave you your ball back. Great. She likes the rocket better than what? The 13 ball. The 13 ball. I almost heard something. Yeah, Reg, for sure. So, Ben Heck is actually a good acquaintance of mine. Ben Heck, you know, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. I have his last name tattooed on my knuckles. You do? Oh, do you have a carpet marker with you? I could probably find one. Oh, I do not. What do you want? I don't care. Hard fart. Anything except... Everybody out of the fucking pool. Except for one guy. Yeah, Ben Heckendorn. Good buddy of mine. He's responsible for the pinhex system that America's Most Haunted and I think Rob Zombie work on. Nope. And maybe Domino's. Ladies. I fixed it! All right. Yeah, I'm going to go return the keys. There's a four-player game going on. Can you get more drinks? What do you want? Take a wild guess. I will make a disgusting drink for you. If you do not give me a gin and tonic, I will... ...destroy you in your sleep. Or just any other regular time. I like this bowl of ice cream, though. Do I really? That... I feel like this is your... No! You're... You're... This is what happens inside of my head. ...normal. It's just a stronger... Yeah. ...intensity. Yeah. What am I doing? Have I been playing for the last, like, three minutes? Can I backhand that rocket shot? Yes, I can! Good job, Crystal! Shit! Now what? Alright. There's only two players, but Jack did a test game, so... You can play a test game. So I'll just play for him. I'm gonna get water. Fire? I think I'm all set. Part time. It's not- it's not? What does that mean? Uh, is that the name of the game? It's a full-pack birthday. I love it. Huh. Come on, put on a bitch! Put on a bitch tonight, Crystal. Thank you very much. Yes, I will. Wait, which bitch? I'm doing that one. The internet one. I like that. I'm going to do that. I won't get fired. I'm going to get fired. I'm going to get a web company. They'll be like, yeah, I like the style. Internet. What you want, internet? Or maybe like R-O-C-K. Wait, blast off. Blast off will fit. Blast off. That's what it's going to be. Blast off. B-L-A-S-T-O. I should really get that. That looks good. Are you getting laughed off knuckle taps? Well, just take one. Oh. That's why I sharpened it. Okay. Just get like a pack of temporary tattoos that you designed yourself for special occasions. Just get like the letters. Just get like the letters. Like a fridge magnet, but for Hillary. You know what is cool too? Is knuckle taps. Which... Wait, really? K-N-U-T-K-L-E-T-A-T. I like that too. Hillary! I like that too. That's funny. That's funnier. I like that. I like that. I like that. That's funnier. Not like that. Is Zach sneaking a cigarette? No, Zach doesn't smoke anymore. He's got B. He's all responsible. He has respect. He will take Chattanooga Codas, but... But who wants it? Forget about smoking. We will take seven frack of sodas, but... But who won? Forget about smoking. Filling blade! There we go. Yeah, hit that apple! You did! I feel like I've hit that a hundred times and it's just never gone all the way through. That's a short one. I haven't heard a... I haven't heard a... I haven't heard a... No, it's a... I haven't heard a watermelon one in a long time. I needed to like... I needed to like... I also took a shot while I was over there. So if you have a couple of great cameras I can use to be more... Oh, yeah. Thank you. Sorry, I'm saying for you, but I'm doing well. Keep doing that. Except for that. Except for where I lost it. How fucking dare you do bad for me? Well, I did now. Well, you drank. That doesn't mean you lost. It's a real owner. So it's, uh, enough to attack, Wilson? You don't. You know what else? You want slam tilt. You want slam tilt. You want, um, no, slam tilt, yeah, you have eight fingers. You don't count your thumbs? What do you want a phone? multiball multiball right no No, apparently it's only... It's nine, so it will not... multiball with an exclamation point will fit. Or maybe if you do like, M and U on one finger. That's just lazy. Flip! Flip! This is my actual pinball suit. I realized because I've been wearing heels that I haven't been in my real pinball suit. Yes! When I felt bad I was almost tripped. Oh, that's terrible. People trip over me all the time. What? People trip over me all the time when I play football. I've been kicking people a lot lately. It's been very bad. I don't that they get mad. I'm like, I'm sorry, but maybe don't hurt them. Yeah. Like, they wouldn't know that, so I can't really get mad at them. I literally jumped back into people's faces. I mean, I figured someone playing would be like, hey. You would maybe just be like, hey, this person is being awfully violent with this thing. Maybe I should... I wonder if I could do it. I don't know. You really can't even have a possibility right now? Chat, I love you. Chat. It's hard to pay attention to that noise. Someone's subbed for you. Here. I can't read the name from here. Oh, somebody subbed. Oh, a year-long sub. Who is that? I can't see. Yeah. Slippers and Bugs. Look at the thing on the left. Yeah? It says, Tialis subscribes for the entire year. I didn't even notice that. Oh, yeah. You're so attentive about the things that you use everywhere. Thank you. You're amazing! That's a lot of money! I think that was ball three. I don't know what ball three is. Oh, it's one of our snappies. They, um, they don't pet you. Don't pet you? Well, I mean, you can go out on the street and kind of pet them. So? Maybe, maybe, maybe not the best idea. Can you throw that out? It's a good idea. It's maybe the best idea. Tialis, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen. Sorry I was away. Why am I winded? I went to go find fucking Sharpie. Do you need to eat? Is eating a thing that needs to happen? Yo, food, actually. I'm like wasting away. Don't want to get too... Dude, poop hand! Poop hand is the greatest... Look at this. You see all the math? written on my hands right now. I was installing a new step on my porch and these are all the measurements I needed for like cutting and placing the screws so we could screw into the cement without any problems. I kind of want this tattooed on my hand. Rock, poop, I like hard part. Hard part's my favorite. hand math tuna fish you know uh adorable is an eight-letter word good thinking right there adorable hand math rock poop go get that tattoo tonight i really should i kind of love it just random numbers all over my hand. How many people are in? Oh, I'll play. I don't know how many people you added. Yo girl. Yo girl. Blast tall. I'll play a little longer then I gotta go somewhere else. It fucking broke again? It didn't. Wait, it did. Was this doing this for you? Nope, it didn't do it until it snapped. You did it. You broke it. It's you. It's all you, Jack. You blew it. It was always you, Jay. That's the end of the show. We, I can't fix this game anymore. This requires a fucking tech, man. This requires, not the ham fists. It fucks. It doesn't matter. It's good. We're done. We're going to go get food. Internet. Game over, man. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for showing up tonight. A big happy birthday for Crystal. Crystal G. Right here. Crystal. Crystal G. Crystal. Crystal. It's me. Crystal. This is Tristle. Crystal right here. No, thank you. Wait. No, I'll take care of it. Have a wonderful night. I love you. And I'm in love with you. And I'm in love with you. And I can't wait to have amazing dreams about you tonight. It's going to be great. That's great. I didn't tell you when I was going to Ed Robertson, and I'm not going to tell you for a little bit. But let's just say that it's not three weeks from now, and it's not one week from now. Wait. He's just not going to tell you. I'm just not going to tell you. It's not today. And how delicious are these apples? How delicious are these apples? If I had a million dollars, right, I would buy you... It's been a number. One week? Knee dab. It's been one week since you fucking said something shitty to me. No, it's been like nine minutes. Yo, vodka sodas. Yep, are the winner for tonight. Have fucking lit my brain on fire. Are you going to come play karaoke? Is that my drink? I'm drinking the beer. Uh-oh. No, I mean, I'm drinking a... I'm drinking something similar to a beer. Star directly into the light. It's a season. Come play karaoke. How are you guys? I say play pinball all the time. Any other activity? So, I like to sing A Little Respect by Erasure. Okay. What? Yeah, this is awful. I got a lot of likes. Ready? A terrible like. Hey, goodbye. Oh, no, that's terrible. Don't do that to people. That's actually kind of cool. Here's what I'm going to say. Internet, I love you, and I can't wait to make out with you later. Here's the goodbye. Bye. See the whole animation? It's a Twitch logo. You made that? Yeah. Nice. Cool. Folks, how many... How many... How many... How many... How many... Here's the thing. Hold on. First off. How many... But how... Hold on. How many... How many... How many... How many... How many... How many... I'm going to go, right? So, hold on. Here's the thing. How many... What is the question, Jack? Lord almighty. But how many? That's how you were leaving. I'm fucking... Okay. Jeez. Mr. Poop Hand? Mr. Poop Hand. Sharia Law Miller. Always a pleasure. Love you, darling. We'll battle again. Get your handshake. It just doesn't stop. I think there's Logan now. Oh, really? Okay, we'll battle. We'll battle. Sharia, yeah? That was a smooth transition. There he is. Alright, goodbye Sharia. Goodbye Hillary. Goodbye Crystal. Happy birthday. Get the fuck out of here. It's all your shit. We got a 13 ball multiball. Just to knock her girl, I did it literally three times. Three. I did it three times. Don't look at the bod. That's too bright. Considering where the camera is, it should be more like above you, over your head. I'm dying! No! No! Are you done for real this time? Yeah, we're good. I love you. Have a good one. Alright. I seened it. Jack too lit. Bye. Bye. Have a good trip home. Have a good trip home. If you change your mind, I'm the last, first in line. Honey, I'm still free. Sharia! Take a chance on me. If you need me, let me something to do. If you're all alone And the pretty birds have flown Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me Is there a face here? You'll never know. Oh, that's a microphone. Can you be nice to the mic, dude? People wear headphones. You know what they don't want to hear? I'm sorry if I was too loud. in my microphone. Laughing up a bowl of water. Earlier, I get loud and it's obnoxious. Laughing up an entire trough of green algae-infested water. Wait, did anybody get some good clips from tonight? Okay, red keg, apparently. Listen. Jack Major. Yes, Mom. Piece of shit. Wait. Yo. Maria. Wait, what's your mom's name? Marie. Maria. Birthday girl's apologizing? I'm so white right now, paradoxical. Marie. Marie. Here's the thing. Take care of that knee, girl. I got you. You need me to carry you? No. I know, so. My wife exclaimed that my thighs were super muscular today. She exclaimed? That's a lot of information. See, we hugged, her hand fell down to my thighs. It was like, your thighs are so muscular. Well, her hand is at your size, so she's... Her mouth is at my size. This is more than I need to know about your marriage, dog. Yo, listen, dog. Here's the thing, number 12. Oh, wow. Here's the thing. Are we going to karaoke or what? I mean, we can karaoke right now. Oh, you have to take your shit home, huh? My shirt? Your shit. Fuck me. Okay, I probably can't hang out. Can we go back tomorrow? Is that it? Yeah. We're doing daughters. I don't get to hang out with my daughter anymore now that she's like in daycare. You can't hang out? I mean I can carry all this gear to a karaoke bar. And livestream? And livestream it! Do you guys want to see the most elaborate? What bar are we going to? Hold on, hold on. She said, Jubi Jubi. I'm trying not to, but... Oh, it would be Jubi Jubi. It's over. Say no. Sure. Sure. I had to carry my gear on the bicycle. I had to carry old keys. Karaoke. Can I get a Jack Hay in chat? The worst emo. I don't even know why I have it. Everyone get a crash and karaoke. All five of you in chat who live in Chicago. Whoa. Jack's going to get swatted. That's what I'm worried about. Yeah, look at that. I'm going to end up in fucking jail. Drink some water. Why? Dude. Decom... I can't even read that shit. It's like gross. Why are there so many faces? It's Jack's face. It's so fucking disgusting. That's your face? Yeah. It's like really flat and weird. Why is it a melted square? I get it. It's that fucking gross emo. It's actually my favorite thing on the internet right now. It's my least favorite thing on the internet right now. Thank you. Hydrate. Hail hydrate. I like that, Iko. That's great. That was a fun marble toss up there, buddy. Marble. Marble. Hail Hydra. Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure. The, uh, the Nazis. Jack's soccer mode. What? Are we really that drunk? I'm not as think as you think I am. Where's your stuff? Where's your... I'm not helping you with this. No, don't put... Don't... Let me put it away. It's fine. Yeah, no, I... Is Jack in soccer mode? No, we're at type exclamation point location. We're at Uptown Arcade. Hillary's texting her sexy rich boyfriend. Let's go! Why is he broken? I'm breaking my gear tonight. Olo. Olo, I love you. Alright, folks, I gotta go. We gotta go. This needs to end. Have a wonderful weekend. Don't get in a fight, right? If you do, you know, just, uh, flash your, uh, dead flip symbol into the air. This is for subs only. Uh, flash your dead flip symbol in the air. Someone will show up and will help you beat people up, you know? Um, and, like, you know, be good and be good to each other. I love you. You're all beautiful. And, you know, if there was a way for all... Can someone type exclamation point league in chat for me really quick? Exclamation point league. It's light, though. Okay. If there was a way for all 295 of us to be in a room and touch tongues together all at one time, I would pay some good money to make that happen. I would make that. Yo, Jack is thirsty. I was born thirsty ew just another girl you don't want to touch tongues with 295 people this channel is a rig alright have a good night folks I gotta go with your bangs my rings no she takes them off I don't take mine off either they go smacky smack It hurts. It hurts. Rubber, though. It's silicone. Thirst, pee. Yeah. Nut cap. It's got to happen, man. It's got to hurt. Good night, you beautiful bastard. Good night, you beautiful bastard. That's not what it sounds like. I didn't mean it that way. So can I bring my glasses? Under the sea. Under the sea. Whoa. It lights a sweet hair. We got the beat here naturally, naturally. Eat, eat, eat. Burn the sturgeon and the ray. They get the urge to start to play. Isn't, this is what our fleet sounds like, right? It's all Little Mermaid. Extra drunk. I'm already regular drunk. Why should I be extra drunk? There you go. Hold on. Don't worry about that. Is someone clipping this for September? Hold on. I hope so, Scott. Scott, I'm very embarrassed that you're witnessing all of this. Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything? Look at this trove, treasures untold. How many wonders can one cavern hold? Looking around here you think, sure, she's got everything. I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty. I've got whoop-its and what-its galore. You want to think about it? I've got 20. But who cares? No big deals. I want more. I'm ready to know what the people know. Oh, I'm sorry. Ready to fuck it right up. Keep going, keep going. It's fine. It doesn't matter. Internet. I'm not allowed to know more Little Mermaid than these two ladies. Welcome aboard, kid. Like you're like, no, I'm done. No, I'm not. Stop. Yes. Insects. Voodoo Envy. Why, were you getting off on that? I'm immediately going to get off. Voodoo Envy with two months in a row. Great. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, Clippers and both of you, if you could show some love. Well, that was a thing then. I want to be where the people are. I want to see them dancing. Okay. You know what? We're just going to go. Be good and be good to each other, folks. We'll sing Disney show tunes some other time. Okay? You're effing beautiful. Don't touch each other too much. Good night. Have a great weekend. Look at this. Wait. What does this do? Hold on, what's this? Remember Tyra Banks? I do what I want. How daring is Karina? Karina. Les poissons, les poissons. How I love les poissons. Love to chop. And just a little piece. Doot, doot, doot. First I chop off their heads, then I pull out their bones. Okay, have a good night, Internet. We'll make out some other time. I'm just kidding. Scott, I love you, dude. Okay, this is it. This is the end. Five, four, three, two, one. Everyone type the word goodbye, but B-U-Y, and then sub immediately. Have a happy weekend. Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots Oh, is that goodbye? Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots