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Kaneda Reacts to Dune Pinball

Kaneda Pinball Podcasts YouTube Lives·video·59m 17s·analyzed·Apr 15, 2025
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TL;DR

Kaneda lambasts Barrels of Fun's chaotic Dune launch strategy and questions theme appeal.

Summary

Kaneda reacts sharply and negatively to Barrels of Fun's Dune pinball announcement, criticizing the company's launch strategy for providing no advance notice, excluding media outlets from assets, and failing to coordinate properly with content creators. He expresses skepticism about the Dune theme's appeal to the core pinball demographic (40-60 year old men) and predicts King Kong will significantly outsell it, while also critiquing the game's visual design as brown and aesthetically uninspiring.

Key Claims

  • Barrels of Fun sat on the Dune theme for weeks without giving any advance assets or coordination to media and content creators

    high confidence · Kaneda repeatedly states they knew it was Dune for weeks but received no advance notice: 'David Vaness and Blake Dumisnil and all my friends over there like sat on this game for weeks. We all knew it was Dune'

  • Dune is priced at $11,600-$12,500, making it one of the most expensive pinball machines on the market

    high confidence · Kaneda explicitly states the price: '$11,600. All right. And, OK. Um, Barrels of Fun, $12,000' and later '$12,500'

  • King Kong will significantly outsell and outperform Dune due to superior mechanical design and theme appeal

    medium confidence · Kaneda asserts: 'Kong is going to pummel this. Like, it's going to pummel it' and 'King Kong's loaded' with better mechs than competitors

  • The contemporary Timothy Chalamet Dune films do not resonate with the core pinball buying demographic (40-60 year old men)

    high confidence · Kaneda states: 'I just don't think anybody aged 40 to 60 is like die-hard into this theme' and 'Nobody David can even recall a single line from those movies'

  • Barrels of Fun's launch was a marketing failure with no plan, no timing, and no coordination

    high confidence · Kaneda repeatedly criticizes: 'This is what you do when you don't have a marketing plan. You launch it like this stupidly at like 8, 9 at night on a Monday'

  • Jason Naps/Naps Arcade received exclusive assets while other major content creators (Kaneda, Carrie Hardy, Retro Ralph) did not

    high confidence · Kaneda questions: 'How does Jason Naps have all the assets? Like, I just want to tell you right now, like this is this is ridiculous... how does he have the assets and nobody else does?'

  • Dune features a brown color palette similar to Barrels' previous game Labyrinth

    high confidence · Kaneda repeatedly describes it: 'It's another brown world under glass' and 'It looks way better than Labyrinth, very similar color scheme'

Notable Quotes

  • “I just don't like how they didn't bring anybody in to the launch properly and now we're all just scrambling and I'm just completely, this is the worst launch and I'm annoyed by it”

    Kaneda @ Opening section — Core statement of frustration with Barrels of Fun's launch strategy

  • “I feel burned by my friends over at Barrels. I think they launched it really bad... Screw them. Screw you, Barrels of Fun. I don't like you as a company. I think you suck.”

    Kaneda @ Mid-stream — Personal and professional criticism of the manufacturer and specific individuals

  • “Nobody in the pinball buying demographic, nobody looks at the current Timothy Chalamet Dune movies as a must-own. You did zero market research.”

    Kaneda @ Thematic analysis section — Core criticism of Barrels' theme selection and market research

  • “Kong is going to pummel this. Like, it's going to pummel it. And I'll tell you right now, the art package on Dune is not, is not enough.”

    Kaneda @ Late stream — Prediction of competitive failure against King Kong

  • “I'll buy it for $8,500 in six months. Just like, guys, it's over. It's over.”

    Kaneda @ Secondary market speculation — Prediction of secondary market depreciation

  • “This is the most pissing away your money launch I've seen in a long time.”

    Kaneda @ Early reaction — Sums up overall assessment of the launch strategy

  • “I hyped Alice's Adventures in Wonderland... But here's the thing, gang... Melvin gave Carrie and I exclusive details on the game for weeks before it was out.”

    Kaneda @ Comparative marketing section — Contrast with how Dutch Pinball handled Alice marketing

  • “You could have gave Retro Ralph, Carrie, me, Zack, Todd Tuckky, you could have gave each of us, like, assets over the last few weeks... No, instead you did it this way.”

    Kaneda — Specific critique of how Barrels handled media relations

Entities

KanedapersonBarrels of FuncompanyDavid VanesspersonDune PinballgameKing KonggameRetro RalphpersonCarrie HardypersonJason Napsperson

Signals

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    business_signal: Barrels of Fun produced Dune at scale (likely 1,000+ units target) creating oversupply risk; secondary market depreciation predicted within 6 months

    medium · Kaneda predicts: 'I'll buy it for $8,500 in six months' and questions who would buy at $12,500 price point when King Kong is available

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Content creator community unified in criticism of Barrels of Fun's launch execution; Kaneda states 'everybody' in pinball media was excluded from proper assets

    high · Kaneda notes: 'like, every pinball content creator right now is like, "Great, thing."' and references coordinating with Retro Ralph who shares frustration

  • ?

    competitive_signal: King Kong's launch timing is strategically positioned to dominate market against simultaneous releases (Harry Potter, Dune); Stern appears to have superior mechanical design and artist resources

    high · Kaneda states: 'Kong is going to pummel this' and references seeing King Kong in advance with assertion that it has significantly better mechs

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Barrels of Fun's visual design direction continues brown/muted color palette similar to Labyrinth; contrast with Spooky Pinball's vibrant Christopher Franchi aesthetics

    high · Kaneda: 'It's another brown world under glass' and 'It looks way better than Labyrinth, very similar color scheme' with comparison to Spooky's King Kong which is colorful and 'pops'

  • ?

    leak_detection: Dune announcement appears to have been leaked or improperly released to limited outlets late Monday evening rather than coordinated launch

Topics

Marketing and launch strategy failuresprimaryTheme appeal and market researchprimaryMedia relations and asset distributionprimaryCompetitive positioning between Dune, King Kong, and Harry PotterprimaryPricing and value proposition ($11,600-$12,500 cost)secondaryVisual design and aesthetics (brown color palette)secondarySecondary market speculation and depreciationsecondaryContent creator frustration and exclusionprimary

Sentiment

negative(0.15)— Kaneda is highly critical of Barrels of Fun's launch execution, marketing strategy, and theme selection. While he acknowledges the game 'looks fine' and 'looks way better than Labyrinth,' his overwhelming focus is negative criticism. He expresses personal frustration at being excluded from asset distribution and predicts commercial failure relative to King Kong. The stream is emotionally volatile, with Kaneda describing himself as tired and jetlagged, which amplifies his critical tone.

Transcript

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All right. I'm I'm like I I literally fell asleep because I'm I'm so tired and like this is this is how you do it when you're barrels of fun. You You give everybody no notice and then you launch. I I don't even you know what? Um, honestly, Brian, I'm just going to like I I'm just going to record this like I'm just going to give you my honest opinion about this whole like you you don't do anything. You don't you don't give anybody any assets and then you just launch a teaser. Long day. Long day. We flew back from Scotland today and you know I I just I I just want to say in general like this is the worst launch and I'm annoyed by it and I'm allowed to be annoyed by it and I I'm not a fan of Barrels of Font. Like I just I don't like how they did this. I don't like how they didn't bring anybody in to the launch properly and now we're all just scrambling and I I I'm just I I'm just completely I I say this because I am tired and it is 10:23 and David Van Es and Robert Blakeman Dumisnil and all my friends over there like sat on this game for weeks. We all knew it was Dune and now it's Dune and they didn't do anything. Um, but let's look at the trailer. Okay, hold on. Let me let me let me pull it up. Let me pull it up. Timothy Shemalama Ding-Dong. Game looks mid to be honest. Yeah. Isn't it like a It's like $12,000. How much is this game? Like we we I don't Honestly, I don't even like want to be doing this right now because I'm just tired. Like I want to look at it. How much is the price? How much is What's the price of this game? I I don't even know what the price is. I don't even know. Like they they didn't they did not like coordinate any of this with anybody. Um, and it's annoying. $11,600. All right. And And Okay. Um, barrels of $12,000. I'm sorry I'm late, gang. I fell asleep. Can you blame me? I'm tired. I'm like jetlagged and like, let's get some people in here. But I I I've got a glass of sake, too. Like, come on. I just I I want to just express first and foremost what um what a terrible launch. I mean, I I don't I don't understand. Like, so like Carrie Hardy flew down there. They re they they reveal this teaser which gives away so much of the game. He didn't get any exclusive. Um it's another Brown world under glass everybody. Like it's it's let's let's look at it. Let's look at it because I honestly I I have a hard time looking at this thing objectively because I just think they subjectively destroyed like I I don't even understand like what why they did it like this. Like it's just it's so annoying to me and I'm I'm mad at my friends over there. I don't I don't understand how this company sat on a theme. Everybody like it's it's not even on their website. Like this is what annoys me. It's like like look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Th this is I this is like their I just I don't go I I just I don't understand this. Like this is this is their official launch of this game comes across like this like this this is it. This is it. This they don't even have their video up on on this is their official launch. Dune pinball machine reveal. Power over spice. All right, let me zoom in here because I can't even read this. Step into the epic universe of Doom with the official limited edition Doom pin machine. I the whole thing is is a marketing disaster. So like like I'm just saying this gang like like official trailer drops soon. Power over Spice is power over everything. Command the desert. Own the machine. Okay. So, tell me why some of this stuff is capitalized, some is not. Exclusively from Barrels of Fun and official partners. All these hashtags. Like, this is it. Like, there's there's no video even on their own Facebook page. I I don't understand this gang. Like I I like where's the damn video? It's not even on their Facebook page. And like there's a link and it's not I'm just I'm annoyed by all this. Hold on. I'm annoyed by all this because like this is what happens when you don't you don't give people time. You just time. Yeah, I know. But like gang, this is not how you market. This is not how you do marketing at all. I I just I I'm just like whatever guys. Like thank you for not it. This is the problem. Let's stop at each thing. out. Um, it's Dune though, right? It's Dune. I like this. I'm going to stop at each one. I don't even like It's only 18 seconds. So like this is it's the reason I'm buying the game right here. All right. What else we got? Oh, that was a real fast one. Hold on. So there's some this this is the backbox apparently. going. Wow. Look at that magic. Look at the magic of this. You got to look look at Look at this. See this mark? Look Look at the way that post on the left is all marked up. You see that? You see the way it's all marked up? So, you're gonna you're going to release a game trailer to the world and and the left post is all dinged up. See that? Huh? And these those red targets have nothing nothing on them. What are those even drop targets? Can you tell I'm cranky? Is the audio choppy? I don't know. Is the audio choppy, know. How do I sound? Do I sound all right? All right, let's keep going. All right. Now we got the ball's gone. Lot of lot of brown. A lot of brown. I got 105 people here right now. I got a glass of sodaka here. No. So this is what you get. This is what you get, bros of phone. You don't give Canada any assets. You don't give Retro Ralph any assets. You don't give anybody any assets. you just launch a trailer, teaser trailer. I'm I'm annoyed. I think you guys suck as marketers. I think you suck. I think you your timing is terrible. And I think I deserve the ability to tell everybody I don't like how you guys launch this game at all. Like, I'm literally You gave You gave nobody a countdown. You gave nobody a timing. You just gave nobody anything and and now you're just like I I you you had weeks we could have got people excited about this game. We knew it was Dune. You did nothing. Okay. You did nothing. Those red targets look like crap. Can I just say that? What's with these red targets? crap. It If it doesn't make sense, maybe you should rethink your assumptions. Barrels of Fun is confident this is going to take down King Kong. Gang, trust me, I've seen Kong. I'm just telling you right now, I've seen Kong. I can't share it with you. I've been sworn the secrecy. This is not going to take down King Kong. Okay. You know, it's not brown. All these screws. Let's keep going. All right. This This is the part weird to me. Like, what what's happening here? Kelly Daniel, don't do a drunken rant. You will delete later. Barrel's good folks. Kelly, let me tell you something. I'm not going to be This is not going to be a drunken rant show. I'm too tired. I don't care. Like, they missed out. Like, th this is like so stupid. Like, Retro Ralph was talking to me today. Like, every pinball content creator right now is like, "Great. thing like these guys are going to get the smallest window imaginable because when we see King Kong at noon, I mean they they basically show us the whole game here. All right, here. Ready? Okay. So this is moving. I don't know. I don't know. widebody look gang. I I'm sorry I was late because I fell asleep because I'm tired. I'm jetlagged a little bit. And this is We knew it was Dune for weeks, right? We knew it was Dune and then it's Dune and there's no surprises. Um, let me go to Naps. Sorry, kid. I'm sure Jason just took photos of like the trailer. Like, I don't think he's going to have different photos. All I know is I've seen King Kong gang and I I can't release it. But you'll see. You'll see. This game is This King Kong is nothing to be worried about. Okay, let's do this. I'm I'm looking at So Jason Nap does have more photos. So they gave him assets. They didn't give me door. This is the first the first official assets of the game. They got a European coin door. Look how ugly that is with one coin slot. Is it? I don't know. cabinet. I don't I don't like cabinets without the the name of the property on it. This is a $12,000 cabinet. Why Why would they release this with the European cabinet? Potter gang gang barrels only does one coin slot. How does Jason Knap have all the assets? Like I I just want to tell you right now, like this is this is ridiculous. This is like honestly. Why are we looking at Nap's Arcade as the only like so Jason did Jason Knap break embargo? Like I don't understand. Like how does he have the assets and nobody else does? I know. It It annoys me because it's like it Okay. So So imagine if I flew down to Houston for this. I mean like no harm no foul gang. I just think how do all the dros have them. All right, let's see. I want to sort of like zoom in. I don't know. is a $12,000. Do you guys see 12 12 I mean, I I actually um I'm curious about these holes up here, the worms down here. I just don't know. Like I I my my worry gang is like is just like who like this art this is Honestly, this is this is this is not good enough. No, I'm like I'm I'm annoyed. I'm annoyed by all of it. I'm allowed to be annoyed by all of it. I think this is the most piss poor launch I've seen in a long time. I don't even want to like honestly I don't even want like I don't I don't know why. Like what the hell is this down here? I just think it looks bad. Like I think the I think the cabinet god. This topper is boring. Like I I like I I don't know what to tell you. I I don't know what to tell you. I I just don't think this is um it it's just another brown game. I'm I'm more annoyed. I'm more annoying. I'm I'm allowed to be personally annoyed about how this game was launched. Everything about it. Everything about it. I'm I'm I feel I feel burned by my friends over at Barrels. I I think they like they launched it really bad. I think this they're making more of these than I don't know. Like I I got my King Kong LE already gang. Like I'm just It's just It's just weird, you know? It's just a weird It's a weird theme for for this pinball buying demographic. I just don't think anybody aged 40 to 60 is like die hard into this theme. Do you guys have a connection to the Timothy Shamlet Dune movies? Um, yeah. And there's a third movie coming out. There's a third movie coming out and now we've only got two of them represented. The these movies left no indelible impression upon upon I think most people who saw them. I I just I don't know, gang. I just I gotta like I gota I gotta be honest like like let me um I don't know, man. I just think this um All right, I'm going stop. I'm I'm just gonna I I um I'm not going to be drunk. I'm a little buzzed. I'm very tired. I don't know what to tell you guys. Like, I I'm more mad about the fact that I was given zero everything They gave everything to other media outlets. I got nothing. Um, so screw them. Screw them. Screw you, Barrels of Fun. I don't like you as a company. I think you suck. I think that's not a professional way to do it. I think all media outlets should have been given all the assets. Um, look, I think the game looks fine. I think it looks very brown. And I think it's based on two movies that aren't really, you know, look, I'm not going to sit here and tell you that Harry Potter hits the pinball buying demographic on its head, but like I I just think like, cool, you made um you made a bad marketing move. Um David Van Es and my friends over there Like you just don't you don't get it. It's like it's like making Hobbit. Like you just you you just it's like Avatar. It's like these movies can make a lot of money at the box office, but they're just not what people want. Like you would have sold more Christmas vacations than you'll sell of Dune. You know what I'm saying? Like I'd rather buy Christmas vacation than Dune. I'd rather buy I'd rather buy the last star fighter than Dune. I'd rather buy I I don't know. Like I just I just I'm tired, gang. There's like zero market research. It's like modern Dune. Yeah, Brian. Everybody's been bad mouthing the Dune theme for months. Everybody. They They knew what they had. And instead of getting us excited for Dune for the last couple months, they just they just kept it a secret. Kong is going to pummel this. Like, it's going to pummel it. And I'll tell you right now, the art package on Dune is not is not enough. It's not enough. And you think Elwin's not going to have crazier ramps and crazier becks, and you think Stern's not going to have crazier code? Like, I don't I don't like I I just feel personally offended by Barrels of Fun's inability to get me anything. So, So, so that's it. Like, I I just What? So Jason Knap has all the assets like distributors got them. I I I'm looking at my inbox. They didn't send me anything. Okay. So you know what? I'm allowed to be annoyed. I'm allowed to choose favorites. I'm allowed to call the company out. So, I'm no longer a fan of barrels of fun. Ain't it fun when you know that you're gonna die young? Was it Dude, can you imagine if you're Carrie Hardy and you you flew down there? Like, just think about that for a minute. So, you flew down there on your own dime and you didn't even get to launch anything exclusively. So, Carrie Hardy just got screwed. stern. Something happened. Nothing happened. Ralph. Ralph. Nothing happened today. Nothing happened. And they had no they had no damn marketing plan. Ralph, this is what you do when you don't have a marketing plan. You launch it like this stupidly at like 8 9 at night on a Monday. Like you they had no plan, Ralph. No plan. Someone leaked the video. No, you sent the video out. gang. Let me tell you something. A A video doesn't just get out. You sent it out, gang. Hold on a second. I got to We're all jetlagged in this house and I got a a screaming baby upstairs right now. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'll be right back. We've had a a very long day. We We are up at um We were We were up at 5:00 a.m. This This is our day. We We were up at 5:00 a.m. in Scotland. So, we 5:00 a.m. Scotland. Everyone here is beyond exhausted. Um, okay. So, let me um let me break it down like this. Nobody in the pinball buying demographic. Nobody looks at the current Timothy Shamlet Dune movies as a must own at Okay, you're David Van Es. You want to sell to a 40 to 60 year old pinball buying demographic. Nobody David can even recall a single line from those movies. At least we got Kong Kong Kong. Like you did no market research, David. And you probably spent a decent amount. You You made Now you made Now you made a game based on two movies when there's a third one coming out. So, you won't even have the completed trilogy, if you will. You did zero market research. You would have sold more Muppets if you made the Muppets. If you made the Muppets, right, Animal on Drums, Kermit, Piggy, the Great Muppet Caper. I I have more I have more fond memories of the great Muppet Caper than I do of Timothy Shamallay Dune Mad Max Tremors. You would have sold more of Tremors. You don't understand your pinball buying demographic. You don't understand it. You don't understand it because you did no market research. Ralph is not gonna Who's gonna buy this game at 125? He's gonna 125. Ra Ralph enjoy buying it at 125. I'll buy it for 85 in six months. Just like guys, it's over. It's over. Well, Ralph is like I love Retro Ralph, but Ralph is like Ralph and I agree. Like, we're both like, well, I don't understand. Like, why didn't this company work with us? You know, I was talking to Ralph today. Ralph, you're not going to get out of this. Like, why didn't they just work with us? We could have just helped get the game hyped. Like we could have just like it's Rob's right. Like it's fun as a content creator. When you make pinball content, it's fun to get people excited about gang. I hyped Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. There's nothing in the game. There's nothing in the game. I don't even think Brenda, you're on camera now. You're in it. Like literally Melvin gave Carrie and I exclusive details on the game for weeks before it was out. But here's the thing, gang. And I'm I'm just gonna say this, and like I'm allowed, you know, I just I just like literally I I've never met a company that fumbled the launch quite like this. Brenda, seriously, you gota you gotta you gotta go get that fill up the baby's Brisia right now. No, but getting like like literally like you expect it from David Fox. David Fox. David Fix. David Fox is like a better name. David Fix should come back as David Fox. Could you imagine if David Fix came back as David Fox and was like, you know what? like ah and then like like you know how amazing would this be as like the ultimate marketing Trojan horse like David Fix comes back as David Fox and only people that ordered Bario's barbecue challenge get to order Back to the Future. You thought it was BBQ? It was BTTF. Boom. Greatest marketing Trojan horse of all time. Oh man, I'm like I'm I'm like literally I'm literally at the point now they're laughing over at Spooky Pinball. They're laughing. This game's like literally literally Franchie's in here right now. Franchie's in here right now. Franchie, I saw you in here. Franchie, come on. Don't lie, Franchie. Don't lie. What the hell? Like, I don't even understand. Like, it's just like you can't like Where's Franch? Like you can't you you can't you How do you look How do you look at this art? We just We forgot to put the art in. We forgot to put the art. We forgot to put the art in. Christopher Franchi, can you go put some art in this for me? Thank you. art? So apparently they they sent out the assets to distributors. Yeah. Well, who said Dune is Christopher Franchie's dream theme? Nobody. He didn't. It just like come on. This is Oh my god. This to me like I mean, I'm just gonna tell you right now. I I think this is better. Look at this, gang. Come. Come on now. Are we really like This is what's just colorful. It's fun. Pops. I don't know. I don't know where the hell's Well, all right. All right. So, let me let me tell you guys a true story. Let me tell you a true story. So, John Borg. Well, I got to be careful here. King Kong's loaded. If you thought Jaws didn't have any good mechs, you were right. King Kong's loaded. Dune will be sold out by the morning. No, it won't. No, it won't. No, it won't. Why would Dune be sold out by the morning? Who? Who? Like Like in the same day King Kong's coming out. Okay, you guys are like out of your minds, man. Like you out of your minds. Okay. only if David and Benz buys 999. Um, okay. So, is King Kong more loaded than Godzilla? I don't know. I do know it's more loaded than um than Jaws. Yeah, gang. It's just It's real simple. Like, do you do you like Let me ask you guys right now. Do you care about the new Dune movies? Did you go back and watch the new Dune movies multiple times? Can you recite a single line from the new Dune movies? Is it something you want to own? So, just like stop like like this is this is look, it is subjective, but it's also the the truth. You don't care about it. You haven't thought about these new Dune movies once since you saw them. I saw them in IMAX. I saw both movies. I thought I thought they were boring. I did. I I couldn't really connect with them. I didn't really care. I You know what I'm saying? They they're they're a lot like Avatar where you go and you spend 30 bucks and you have a cinematic experience in IMAX and you see it on the big screen and you hear the orchestration, but I don't want to own it. I don't want to own it. Nothing about it makes me feel like I need to own this. Yeah, but Alvara's iconic. Dune's not iconic. Wait, Ralph, did you order this game already? Like, Ralph, you ordered this game without seeing it? Ralph, are you order are you buying a Dune? also like gang Ralph Ralph is like Canada like he's got his he's a tax write off for all of us. I I have King Kong ordered Harry Potter. There's no need to order the CE because they're going to make him for five years. I I'll tell you what. Pinball buying demographic, grown men 40 to 60. Alvirara's got, you know, Elvirus got her thing, even though she's a lesbian. You know, it it's all funny at the end, right? She wouldn't want to sleep with any of you guys. But you know, you didn't know that. You didn't know that until now. God, Kong is Kong is going to be so good. You think Elwin's gonna like You think Elwin's going to have a misstep? Let me tell you, if Elvara is bisexual, I 100% chance she's not sleeping with anyone who's in the pinball buying demographic. That's not making her cross over the aisle. She don't She's not into cargo shorts. Yeah, Kong is Kong is in like 13 hours we see King Kong. All right, gang. Here's the deal. I'm going to go to bed. Uh, barrels of fun. You guys disappoint me as a company. You just I I think you guys are going to regret like your the whole way you launched this. You could have gave Retro Ralph, Carrie, me, Zack, Todd, Tuck, you could have gave each of us like assets over the last few weeks. We could have we could have at least like confirmed it's dune. We could have got people excited. No, instead you did it this way. Instead, all you talked about was your stupid shaker motor, was your stupid non-reflective glass, was your stupid light system, and was your stupid like cabinet decal glossiness. Like, that's all you did to tease this game. You You messed up. You messed up. And now, this is what you get. You get you you get content creators now not feeling excited. Cool. Because it goes beyond just making a game. You got to make a game and actually like launch it properly. Retro Ralph. Meanwhile, I got fixed Felix Jr. back here. Ralph, you need to buy this. Ralph, ready for this? there, All right. You know what's crazy? Let me let me break this down for you right now. So there are only in existence in consumer hands about 8 to 10 at most Disney made fixed Felix Jr. arcade cabinets. All right, think about that for a minute. 8 to 10 at most in private hands. Disney destroyed all the ones it had at Disney Quest. Wreck-It Ralph is one of the greatest movies of all time. Really is. Wreck-It Ralph is amazing. Iconic movie. You're telling me that a Dune pinball machine is $12,500 for a thousand of them? All right. There's eight of these in the world. And if I asked $12,500 for this cabinet, people be like, "You're crazy. Yeah, but that's not the original Disney one, man. You guys, there's a lot of fake Felix's out there. You guys have no idea. The Disneyade machines are different. The art's different. Everything about them is different. The one in Nashville is not a Disney made game. Oh, I don't gang. I don't care. Like, I don't I I was never going to be a fan of Dune. I was never going to be a fan of this theme. I was never going to tell you to go buy it. Like I think it's a terrible theme for pinball. I do. Yes. Mine's a Disney one. Okay. These things are the rarest ones imaginable. Like I like we we all were making fun of Dune for weeks. Okay. When did you decide to buy Kong? I'll tell you when I decided to buy Kong. Um, when someone who works at Stern reached out to me yesterday and said, "Get one. Don't let it go." So, yeah. Kong order tomorrow. Look, there's only going to I say only there's a I don't know like 932 Kongl like All right, it's still less than dunes. Oh my god. Don't Don't get me started about the difference between the Felix. Okay. No, not doing it. Not doing it. H everybody like I look I got to do a show tomorrow morning. I'm gonna I'm gonna wait until I see King Kong to do my show tomorrow. Um but the fact that we have 142 people here like is funny to me like I I just I think everybody themewise. But here's the thing is like if if I'm David Van Es and you know I don't know. Um yeah Ralph and I will do a show together. We um we absolutely would. Ralph let's uh Ralph set it all up. Ralph let's do it so I don't have to do any work. Set it all up. I'll join your show. But we can talk about it. Let's get Ralph, Jenis, Don. Let's just get everybody like just uh you know, uh Dune. No, No, no. I lean negative. Oh man, Ralph wishes he could crap on games like me. Look, the difference between Ralph and I is Ralph was smart and got a bigger arcade audience. The arcade audience is so much bigger. Like getting like seriously like people like I don't know like can I be honest like in the '9s nobody was like the the cool kids were not playing pinball gang. They were playing Street Fighter, Neo Geo, Daytona USA, Mad Dog McCree. Like they were playing Mortal Kombat. They were playing like Pit Fighter. Like nobody like like you looked over at the pinball machines and it was like a bunch of like weirdos. Like seriously. Yeah. I'm getting a Kong Ellie G. Gang. It's King Kong. Like, like King Kong, Keith Elwin, Stern needs a hit. Like, come on, guys. It's It's going to be insane, dude. NBA Jam was the It still is one of the greatest games ever, gang. I shouldn't even be here. I wasn't even into pinball when I started my bedroom arcade. I wasn't even into pinball. Like I didn't even realize like unfortunately for me like this has now become like a quarter of my life has been dedicated to pinball because in the end like pinball is the much better game to own as an adult because unlike arcade machines you can enjoy pinball. It's like having a your own little miniature golf course in a box. like every game's random. Um, what if I what if I flip one Kong Elli and keep the other? What if I make what if that means that the Kong I flip will make the Kong I keep three to $4,000 cheaper? What happened to the exgirlfriend from the bedroom arcade? It wasn't a girlfriend. It was a fiance. I don't think she ever got married. There's no life after Canada. You can't date me. I mean, talk to Brenda. You can't date me and move on. It just doesn't work. There's no because it's not about money. It's not about anything. It's about You just never You just never find a dude that actually asks you questions. like only sociopaths refer them. You're young Patrick me coming from an [ __ ] named Young Patrick. Are Are you not referring to yourself in the third person, young Patrick? And also, what kind of name is Young Patrick? Who's old Patrick? You You want to come on my channel and call me a sociopath? You're a loser. loser. Young Patrick. You're here right now, loser. Like, no one no one like, "Why are you here? Why are you here?" I like, this is the word sociopath. These people like this is so funny to me. It's like we're just content creators talking about pinball. Like, get not a sociopath. I'm not a narcissistic. Like, you guys are just a young Patrick. Let's call your ex live. Let's do it. Do you ask Brendan to call you Canada in the I heard sociopaths get triggered when called out on YouTube. I can't wait till you lose your job. Advertising exec. All right. Why would you want me to lose my job, Patrick? understand. Let's just let's just, you know, to wish somebody loses their job is weird to me. You know, Patrick, all of our jobs will go one way day, but like to come on my channel and wish no. Let's just do this. Let's uh let's hide user on this channel. There. There he's gone. Yeah. Well, he's gone. He's gone. He's gone. anybody any anybody any like gang like the amount of people that like I I look here's what I never understood about like the Canada haters like and and it's I speak about it here's what I don't get. Why would you go hang out with people you don't you don't want to see? Like it's just weird to me. Young Patrick just bought 999 examples of Doom Pinball. Anyway, gang. All right. Look, it's in in like a little less than a little no, a little bit more than 12 hours, we're going to get We're going to get King Kong. Look, in all fairness, I think Dune looks like an interesting shooting game. It looks way better than It looks way better than Labyrinth. like can like okay so like my my disappointment in barrels of fun as a company for like not giving anybody asset like it looks way better than Labyrinth very similar color scheme I just I don't know I just think like the like launching this game the same week as King Kong the same few weeks as Harry Potter I just I don't I I just look, maybe they're going to find a bunch of Dune fanatics who don't understand what pinball costs, but I just think it's it's just a weird time for this terrible. Barrels of barrels of brown Would you want to launch your game the same day as Keith Ellen? Yeah. All right, everybody. Um, lots happening tomorrow. I I'm going to do a live reaction to King Kong with you guys. Uh, do a podcast tomorrow. I'm very tired. We've been up since 5 o'clock in the morning. This is this is um this this has been fun. But like let's see how Dune does next to Keith Elwin's King Kong tomorrow. Zombie Eddie art directing Keith Elwin. George Gomez Stern Pinball. I don't know. I think they got something a little bit better. Shout out to Budlight Marketing team for helping Oh my
  • Kaneda has already seen King Kong and believes it is significantly superior to Dune

    high confidence · Kaneda states: 'I've seen King Kong gang and I can't release it... This is not going to take down King Kong'

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    medium · Kaneda states: 'You sent it out, gang. A video doesn't just get out. You sent it out' and 'Someone leaked the video' response dismissed as 'you sent the video out'

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    market_signal: Dune expected to experience lower sales velocity and volume compared to King Kong due to theme appeal and competitive launch timing

    medium · Kaneda states Dune 'will be sold out by the morning' claim is false and predicts underperformance vs Kong's superior mechanical load

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    market_signal: Barrels of Fun failed to execute coordinated media launch strategy, providing exclusive assets only to some outlets (Naps Arcade) while excluding major content creators (Kaneda, Carrie Hardy, Retro Ralph)

    high · Kaneda repeatedly states he received no assets while 'They gave everything to other media outlets. I got nothing' and 'How does Jason Naps have all the assets?'

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    personnel_signal: Christopher Franchi transition from Stern to Spooky Pinball represents talent migration; Kaneda uses Franchi's absence at Barrels as evidence of inferior art direction

    medium · Kaneda sarcastically addresses Franchi: 'Franchi, come on. Don't lie, Franchi... Franchi, can you go put some art in this for me?'

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    market_signal: $11,600-$12,500 price point criticized as unsustainable for theme with limited appeal; Kaneda questions purchase justification vs. alternatives

    high · Kaneda repeatedly questions: 'Who? Who? Like, like, in the same day, King Kong's coming out' and 'who's gonna buy this game at $12,500?'

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    product_strategy: Dune launch timing conflicts with multiple major releases (King Kong in 12 hours, Harry Potter recent); poor strategic release window

    high · Kaneda states: 'launching this game the same week as King Kong, the same few weeks as Harry Potter, I just... I just, look, maybe they're going to find a bunch of Dune fanatics'

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    sentiment_shift: Kaneda's opinion of Barrels of Fun has reversed from positive relationship ('my friends over there') to explicit rejection ('Screw them. Screw you, Barrels of Fun. I don't like you as a company')

    high · Direct statement: 'I'm no longer a fan of Barrels of Fun' and 'I feel burned by my friends over at Barrels'

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    licensing_signal: Timothy Chalamet Dune films lack resonance with core 40-60 year old male pinball demographic; third film in trilogy not yet released, leaving game incomplete

    medium · Kaneda argues: 'Nobody David can even recall a single line from those movies' and 'you made a game based on two movies when there's a third one coming out'