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Guns and Roses Pinball Hijinx

Dead Flip·video·2h 25m·analyzed·Dec 22, 2016
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TL;DR

Jack Danger plays Guns N' Roses pinball late-night, showcasing modes and mechanics while discussing animation work.

Summary

Jack Danger streams extended late-night gameplay of the Guns N' Roses pinball machine by Stern, showcasing various modes, rules, and playfield features while interacting with chat. The stream highlights game mechanics including multiball, guitar modes, the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' mode, and the wizard mode 'Paradise City,' with commentary on the machine's design elements like magnets, pop bumpers, and flipper responsiveness. Jack also reveals he's been animating all day and had his family cover streaming duties, indicating personal creative projects beyond pinball.

Key Claims

  • Guns N' Roses pinball machine was released in 1993 by Sega, not 1997

    high confidence · Chat confirms '93 before Sega' and Jack acknowledges 'you would be correct' when told 1993 is right

  • Jack Danger has been animating content all day and had his wife and daughter stream for him because he lacked time

    high confidence · Jack states directly: 'I had to have my wife and daughter stream for me today because I did not have any time to stream' and 'I had been animating all freaking day'

  • The animation project has 14 days remaining and is one-third complete

    high confidence · Jack states: 'I have exactly 14 days to get it finished. We are a third of the way done'

  • Jack is currently working on finalizing character designs for the animation, having only completed one character so far

    high confidence · Jack explains: 'I had to figure out what the characters finally looked like. I had only been animating with just the one character done and it was causing some delays'

  • Guns N' Roses pinball machine has a wizard mode called 'Paradise City'

    high confidence · Jack states: 'Is there some sort of wizard mode on the game? Yeah, it's called Paradise City. And I don't know how you get it'

  • The right flipper on this Guns N' Roses machine is weak or unresponsive

    medium confidence · Jack repeatedly comments: 'The right flipper is a touch weak' and 'Right side flipper definitely needs work'

  • Jack Danger ranking in competitive pinball is number 520 in the world

    high confidence · Jack states: 'you are the world-ranked Jack Danger. Number 520 in the world, ladies and gentlemen'

Notable Quotes

  • “I have exactly 14 days to get it finished. We are a third of the way done. We are in trouble, boys.”

    Jack Danger @ ~11:30 — Reveals Jack is working on a tight animation deadline while trying to stream; personal stakes are clear

  • “I had to figure out what the characters finally looked like. I had only been animating with just the one character done and it was causing some delays with the animation.”

    Jack Danger @ ~12:00 — Indicates the animation work involves character design and is causing production bottlenecks

  • “Is there some sort of wizard mode on the game? Yeah, it's called Paradise City. And I don't know how you get it.”

    Jack Danger @ ~01:15:00 — Confirms existence of Paradise City wizard mode but acknowledges uncertainty about unlock requirements

  • “The right flipper is a touch weak.”

    Jack Danger @ ~45:00 — Notes potential hardware issue or design characteristic of this specific Guns N' Roses machine

  • “Well, I could have used that to not drain. It would also help if these damn slings weren't the most sensitive pieces of crap.”

    Jack Danger @ ~02:45:00 — Commentary on the machine's sling sensitivity and drain difficulty

Entities

Jack DangerpersonGuns N' RosesgameStern PinballcompanySegasacompanyParadise CityproductTales from the CryptgameDeadpoolgameGirlfriend in a Comaproduct

Signals

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Jack Danger provides detailed gameplay commentary on Guns N' Roses pinball, noting weak right flipper, sensitive slings, magnet-heavy design, and multiball mechanics

    high · Repeated comments throughout stream: 'right flipper is a touch weak', slings are 'most sensitive pieces of crap', magnets save balls repeatedly

  • ?

    content_signal: Jack Danger running extended late-night streaming session (appears to be past midnight, ~3am-4am based on context), demonstrating continued streaming schedule despite personal time constraints

    high · Multiple references to time: 'it's almost finals week', 'I should be sleeping', 'You have to be up in four hours', 'It's only 10:30', mentions of 'Midnight Madness' mode

  • ?

    personnel_signal: Jack Danger managing significant animation project with tight 14-day deadline while maintaining streaming and community obligations; family supporting stream coverage

    high · Direct quote: 'I had to have my wife and daughter stream for me today because I did not have any time to stream', 'I have exactly 14 days to get it finished. We are a third of the way done'

  • ?

    design_innovation: Guns N' Roses pinball features wizard mode called 'Paradise City' with unclear unlock mechanics; Jack notes needing to 'complete all guitar modes' to access

    medium · Jack states wizard mode exists but 'I don't know how you get it', later suggests completing guitar modes may unlock it: 'Complete all the guitar modes? Cool. Let's do it then'

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Guns N' Roses pinball has multiple structured modes including guitar award modes, pop bumper mechanics with escalating values (super pops, mega pops), multiball, and 'Girlfriend in a Coma' mode

Transcript

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0:30
Oh, you think you can stop me that easily, Ken? Well, F you, pinball. Come on, baby. We're going to go right for the... Okay, we missed terribly. Okay.
0:50
I blame the plastic on this machine. It'll be in sleeper butt trash. Plastic trash. Add a band. There we go, baby. Welcome to the jungle. We got fun and games. We got everything you want, honey. We know the names. I guess, or the lyrics. People that you find. Baby do, baby. I'm a little bit scared. Baby do baby
1:31
Confirmed I don't know the lyrics to these songs right freaking there. Give me the money right there. Give me the money
1:40
Right there man millions for freakin day is holy crap weird The sunglasses indoors at night, that's what helps you play better
1:54
Welcome to the jungle and And nailed it. Come the frick. Mystery. Yo, Amos asks, what's up, son? How you doing, brother?

high · Jack navigates: guitar feature modes, pop bumper scoring (1M, 2M, 3M values), multiball sequences, coma-related mechanics throughout stream

  • ?

    product_concern: Right flipper on this Guns N' Roses machine appears weak or unresponsive; sling bumpers are overly sensitive

    medium · Jack: 'The right flipper is a touch weak', 'Right side flipper definitely needs work', 'these damn slings weren't the most sensitive pieces of crap'

  • ?

    historical_signal: Guns N' Roses is a 1993 Sega-era pinball machine, representing a specific era in pinball manufacturing history

    high · Jack and chat confirm: '93 before Sega. 97, Sega era. I'm guessing 93. Cool. Good job with the 93 guesses. Because you would be correct.'

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Guns N' Roses pinball relies heavily on magnets for gameplay; Jack notes magnets are used in 'absolutely everything' and jokes 'we paid for the magnet we gotta use it'

    high · Jack repeatedly encounters magnet saves: 'The magnet just saved my life', 'the magnets', 'magnet for every mode', 'we got to use it'

    • 2:14
    You fucking son of a bitch. Bitch. You bitch. Yeah, how you doing, Amos? Everyone else got to stream Guns N' Roses. I didn't get a chance to. I feel... I felt left out, man. Thought I can't sleep for once. Yeah, I should be going home. Uh, figured I'd fire up the old Strummerum Marino. I guess something about something. Something, something, something... Yo, Medicinal, what is up? Medicinal Marinero, with one of the better names on Twitch. That is so show. Do a dab, dad.
    2:59
    Dad dabs. Come on, you son of a bitch. Give me the money. Get the animation done? No! That animation's not going to be done for another while. For a while.
    3:15
    I have exactly 14 days to get it finished. We are a third of the way done. We're in trouble, boys. We're in trouble.
    3:25
    Chips. Chips in the night. Come on. Oh my god, can I get a freaking break? Mom? You're grounded, DNR. I'm on a night train, dude. Get up there. Give me the money. What about The animation's a lot of fun to do.
    3:58
    What I had to do today required me... Oh my god, I think I have a spider in my eyeball. I had to figure out what the characters finally looked like.
    4:13
    I had only been animating with just the one character done. and it was causing some delays with the animation.
    4:29
    I've got to shoot the duff target for 100 million points. It's the tiniest capture ball on the face of the earth.
    4:37
    Literally, statistically, and mathematically impossible to hit unless, that is, of course, you are the world-ranked Jack Danger. Number 520 in the world, ladies and gentlemen.
    4:51
    We'll never hit it. It's already over. We're already screwed. I think a spider fell into my eyeball. I'm almost convinced.
    5:01
    How much do you guys want to bet that this VOD gets muted even though we're playing the GNR pinball machine? Shoot the guns, man. I can do that. I've been known to drain a ball at you.
    5:21
    We actually hit it. Are you freaking... I'm crawling with spiders. Stay at three. We just made $127 million, folks. That's a lot of money. Please!
    5:38
    Get up there. We're about to break that billy. I don't even know how to play this game. But I'm guessing a billion is not. Yo, Ravi. Eee-ee-oo-lee. What's going on, buddy?
    5:52
    I'm just, uh, I just wrapped up work for the day. Figured I'd stream a little bit before I went home.
    5:58
    Just don't drain out the left. Don't drain out the right side. There we go. Wait, what are you talking? Wait, a Moses. Oh, the audio? I thought you were talking about my microphone. I was going to say, listen, buddy, stop freaking triggering me. I've had enough troubles today.
    6:32
    Can you do your job, man? We're getting a million a pop even without super pops. R-r-r-ravioli monstered. Mom- Momstered. Here we go. Look at that. A million a pop. We don't even have uh, super pops now.
    6:52
    Super pops would offer us two million a pop. Man, are we just freaking pin gods right now? Give me that billion.
    7:03
    Oh wow, the bonus on this game is super trash. Why did it give me a hundred- Did you see that? It gave me a hundred million for nothing?
    7:19
    We're just going to drink a bunch of a Coors Light, ladies and gentlemen. Get a little swasty. I need to go get my hair did tomorrow and I think we're going to do it this time.
    7:30
    I think I've got drains. Listen. Bully. Cyber bully. I see your node is not overloaded at night. Uh, my load... wait, my load? Hakua Kamole, can we not talk about that right now, buddy? Thank you.
    7:47
    I try to keep load conversation... node. Nailed it. Fucking best pinball player. Don't do it to me, baby. Oh, there you go.
    8:07
    Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. I cannot, from a cradle, hit that goddamn G-Ramp. Don't, Michelle, you bitch!
    8:19
    I hate that it gives you the gun noise opportunity, but you don't get to shoot her. Wait! Did I just discover something?
    8:31
    The right flipper is a touch weak. Yes, it is hot. Hottest of guacamoles. Come on, babe. Come on. Alright. So, uh, actual free ball. Let's go for that.
    8:43
    Totally. Wait, what? Next guitar feature locked? What? What was I saying just then? Hold on. What? What?
    9:02
    I'm so confused. Nailed it. Listen, buddy. Do you know what a jejunum is? A jejunum? So you're about to get kicked in it. Alright. Start guitar feature. Let's go super pups.
    9:21
    We'll keep the pups going and just try to get the multiball fired off. The old-fashioned way. Look at that. We already beat our last score.
    9:31
    XD, boys. Here we go. Start. Forehand. No one can do that. Only me. It's a power I have. Okay. Trust.
    9:50
    Look at that. Freaking two in a row. We got Matt. The not a pedophile is what it says on his resume.
    10:02
    Oh, I thought I could... One time that... Oh, please. Little pop love. Yes. Great there. Oh my god. We are killing this.
    10:19
    Three band members. Super pops. Every time we shoot a band member, we go back into the pops. You're just making the casual luck tonight.
    10:30
    Ja boys. Death. Death man can't breathe. I knew that was freaking coming. Matt Green, what's up? Finally, I get to hear you. I'm the guy that messaged you about muting. Nice, dude. What's going on? Yeah, I hear you, man. I hear you and I see you.
    10:53
    And I'm taking your concerns into consideration. Did I freaking plunge a fan member like a pleb? Yeah, we'll try to work. We'll try to work more without playing any hot jisms. Alright, here we go. I want Matt scoring. Oh, good God. Can you backhand this crap? No.
    11:19
    Oh my God, I'm the worst pinball player. Oh, there's old Dufferino. Same manner drink and feeling fine. I want... Oh, it moved. Shit, it moved. Just got done and worked. Nice, dude. Me too.
    11:37
    I mean, I'm still at work, but... I had been animating all freaking day. In fact, I had to have my wife and daughter stream for me today because I did not have any time to stream.
    12:03
    Chiggity China. You know the rest. So what is guitar feature? Let's just hit this, because I don't freaking know.
    12:12
    Slash solo. So is the guitar... Oh, the solos are... You want the loops? Yeah, hot. Good to see you, Shannon. How you doing, stud?
    12:30
    So now we have slash solo, and we have multiples. Really, we would have wanted a super pop for this.
    12:52
    We've hit nothing of consequence, ladies and gentlemen. Zero things that matter.
    13:04
    You managed to... There's the jackpot. So that should relight the jackpot. Oh, it gives you an anaball too? That I did not know. Holy farts.
    13:24
    Keep vaping, boys. Keep vaping. Freaking magnets, dude. I just want one more jackpot, Dad. Come on. That's all I wanted.
    13:40
    You can now drain. You can drain and I won't feel bad. Well, I'll feel pretty shitty, actually. Don't drain! You fucking dickhead.
    13:49
    You're the worst. Yo, what up, Tim? Finished up my work for the day. Had the itch because I hadn't streamed.
    14:03
    So what did we do there? We took the guitar crap. So can you set the guitar solo ahead of time that you want? Oh, fuck you.
    14:16
    Donate to cab. Needs more jack drains? I agree. Carpenter, good to see you, bud. Aw, dude.
    14:28
    You're like a slime ball. Oh yeah, that's the hat we needed, boys. That's the hat we needed. I've kind of missed your streams through the week reminding me to play Pinball Arcade some. Frick yeah, Mozdoc. Play Pinball Arcade. Go do it right now. No one should be here right now. It's freaking midnight. Wait, what time is it? Is it midnight? Where's my phone?
    15:15
    It's midnight. Cool. Welcome to the Midnight Stream. I'm Jack Danger, your host. I'll be making out with you periodically throughout the event.
    15:27
    You'll find the customary Burt's Bees under your seat. Yes, it is used. and when you're done using it, please put it back. We will be commencing shortly. Your daughter is adorable, by the way. Thanks, bud.
    15:42
    My daughter is a damn national treasure. National freaking treasure. Alright. Super pup. DJ Jack Danger, you're in the mix with the hottest chicks sucking the pics. You thought I was going to say something dirty.
    16:13
    Forehead. I super don't want kids, but your kid is fucking cute. Thanks, Moses. I didn't want kids either until I had a kid, and now I'm glad I have a kid. I don't want two kids, and I don't want three kids. I don't want four kids. I like my one kid.
    16:32
    Sharks. Zips. Alright, we got a little duff action there. I cannot fucking... We almost got kickbacked, right?
    16:46
    Okay. That was a beautiful life catch. Holy shim. Shibble. Chat, we're going to start over. That was a huge mistake. and it was all your fault. Donate to remedy that. There we go.
    17:04
    Loaded like a free dream! Hello? I did not... Does this game not understand what's happening? It just gave me a free stupid multibar. I was trying to drain the game, you dildo.
    17:23
    You dildo. Restart, please. Do it right this time. God damn it! What are you freaking thinking, you piece of shit?
    17:41
    It won't let me hard-shart restart. Without throwing a ball at me. We're good. Everything evened out. Oh, please.
    17:52
    Except for it went band member instead of super... Now see, what is that locked? I know. Guys, I figured it out. I literally just figured it out. So whatever award you have here, if you pull the trigger last minute, okay, if I pull the trigger right now, it'll lock that into place. And it should make it solid. It's very reminiscent to, what's that game with the Crypt Keeper?
    18:23
    Chat? Dead Chat? 2016, Mr. Detroit, where are you guys at? Tales from the Strip, thank you. Nobody in chat.
    18:36
    Locked. Okay. So, it'll always be on Axel, no matter what happens. Even though we got it. Yo, Blue Flannel, what's up, buddy?
    18:53
    Mini Jackpot! Oh shit! Hey, can you guys say Tales from the Crypt 15 seconds after I discovered it? Yeah, I'm sassy. What's up? Dude, you still streaming? Not still streaming, I just fired the stream up. Axi-welly.
    19:11
    I had a freakin' Red Bull and now it's like my shit doesn't stink. So, what does this want me to shoot here? Boys.
    19:21
    The... the... the scoop? Just got off a second 12 hour shift. Jack, it's Tales from the Crypt. You're the worst. Oh, look at that slideshow.
    19:33
    Here's 8-Bit Axel in every awesome position he's ever been in. So we hit something. Does it just want that all day? Really? That's funny.
    19:58
    Uh, guitars. Oh, shit! They should do a code update for Fat Axel. You mean Faxel? Zing! Got him, boys.
    20:09
    They call me Faxel. Make it a wide body. Rip. Yo, rip his feelings, man. That dude was a lady killer.
    20:21
    Literally. Killed. some ladies. Please! No! Oh my god, magnet. Magnet just saved my life. When was this made? 1997?
    20:39
    I'm guessing, Chad? Keyword was. Okay, an opera. Jack is playing the easy version. He does not have Charlie struck to his chest. I did you see when I streamed at that what was it at that art gallery when I had Charlie strapped to the chest so it was hard man her head is in the way GNR wasn't appealing to you as a band man I loved this band when I was younger third ball good luck Mojo thanks bud now I'm just gonna flip like an idiot and see if your Mojo just helps me okay I mean, it's doing something.
    21:25
    Hawk, Wacka, Willie, thank you. 93 before Sega. 97, Sega era. I'm guessing 93. Cool. Good job with the 93 guesses. Because you would be correct.
    21:39
    Guitar Award, 10 million points. Shit. We're done. Oh, I fucking had that. Yo, this is called doinking, ladies and gentlemen. It's a lot of fun. Snip.
    22:01
    A little huffy-duppy action. Millions and the freaking multiball. So we only want... Oh, we wanted more than that. Shit on my face. I love doinking. Hell yeah, buddy. Is it going to let me do it again? Oh, I was like, what the fuck? How do I get it back in this grenade?
    22:29
    There's no way. There's no way to do it. Also, I'm concerned because it only gave me two balls. This is definitely a three-ball multiball.
    22:49
    What is a three ball multi ball? Light coma? Hmm. And the rose plunger has steps. Yeah, the rose plunger... This game is pretty neat. The G and the R ramps coma is lit. Shoot the coma hole. Let me shoot your coma hole, girl. And, alright, here we go. Coma hole.
    23:21
    God damn it. You dirty, you dirty butthole. This is it. Nailed it, chat. Shoot coma for data ball. Wow, this is a really sad mission.
    23:39
    Thanks for draining the ball, XD. Well, that was a fun mode. Oh, does it let me try again? Fun mode, internet. Funnest mode. Goddamn.
    24:02
    Slayed it. Why does it just give you 100 million at the end? It's like, well, hey, you suck. You'll pity Multiball on Ball 3. Yeah.
    24:14
    All right. We're going to Billy on this we're going to Billy for every billion. I want one bit donated. Let's go
    24:23
    Xd Fun mode activate fun mode finish Fun mode completed That save though Um, wait a second. Is there a tilt in this game?
    24:54
    Was this discussed without my knowledge? For reasons? Okay, we're not gonna rough up the game. We're not gonna rough up the game.
    25:07
    Uh... Shit, it's a million degrees. It's 77 degrees in here, chat. Some like it hot, boys. Because we the hot boys.
    25:32
    Really? You're not just going to rep? Really? Oh, my God. Get it. Oh, mystery blade. That was a fun little half ramp.
    25:45
    The aim of one russet potato, ladies and gentlemen. Alright, what are you going to give me? Mega Pops. Three million a hit? Wait a second. So does that mean because I had Super Pops and I have Mega Pops, does it mean my Pops are worth five million? Or is it that's just an addition to... No, they're three million. Holy shit, that's huge.
    26:15
    I just wanted to hear that noise when it goes up the ramp. It's fun. Chad, what's up? Smoke! Thank you for all agreeing that you'll give me one bit per one billion points that I get. I don't want to break the bank on you guys. I know money's tight. Like I invented that shot. Damn, that's a thing. Oh, please. Please. Where's the bit cup? It's right to the side of my head. Snap. Where's the bit cup? It's right to the side of my head.
    27:07
    Snap. Boom, boom, boom. Upside down. Where it should be. I'm going to lock that in. The old Axel three ball.
    27:20
    You know why he got that, right? He has three testicles. True fact. True fact about Mr. Axel T. Rose. Free nuts. Oh, we did it.
    27:41
    I love this set up. You're in the jungle, baby. You're going to die. All right, just shotgun blast the mystery hole. Oh, not everybody out. Oh, you... Fuck.
    28:05
    I'd expect his voice to be lower. Welcome to the jungle, baby. True factoid. Well, we lost our three million pops.
    28:21
    Those were exciting. Why'd they last? Two million is still pretty good. What ball is this? Dose. Holy ships. Ships and bottles. I keep forgetting that I brought back that for Franker faces the wet the freaking wet candy bar
    28:58
    of course I'm like timing the freaking everything and then shit the old betterino. Don't, Michelle, you bitch. Michelle, you bitch. I knew it. I knew you wanted Axel's balls. Alright. Superpops. I bet it's a lot of fun doing the color DMDs of these games, you know?
    29:35
    Uh, what? What? Here we go. Oh, that was it. Yeah, I... Sip and drink and feel it. We're just trying to... I said I wasn't going to be rough with the machine. And I lied to you. I freaking lied to you. I know why it's so hot in here now, ladies and gentlemen. Laddies.
    30:10
    I have every pinball machine on in here for zero reason. The wet candy bar. It's the everybody out of the pool. Original everybody out of the pool emote.
    30:23
    It's a reference to Caddyshack. The scene where the candy bar floats in the swimming pool. My kid goes, poopy! Or doody! I don't know what he says. I think it's doody. I guess it's doody.
    30:41
    Isn't that it looks cool enough for a reason? It's just a wet candy bar. Your mom's a wet candy bar, boys.
    30:53
    Oh, yes please. Yes please. Can you... Can you miss? Yep, you're doing great. Miss one more time. Thank you. What the hell is Matt scoring? Oh my god, that hand.
    31:09
    All switches score million... What? To the pops, please. You can be impressed later, chat. I got things to do.
    31:40
    Oh, come on. Pop bumpers. Not a single pop bumper was had this day. Not even one. Skip Natty, how you doing, stud? Man, we are going through the guitar things here.
    32:12
    Oh, we're nailing it! Please. Yes. Junk because bowling. Woo! Man, been there. Bowling junk is the best kind of junk.
    32:36
    Are we already up to... Are we already big money baller status here? That was a stupid... What the hell was I flippin' at?
    32:55
    There are zero grace periods in this machine. Shit. Oh, hell yeah. What do you got for me? Mega Puffs. Three million. Let's start... Shit. Let's start draining right away.
    33:17
    Michelle, you... Where the billions at? They're coming, dude. We got half a billion ball one. Now remember, it's only one bit.
    33:36
    Don't go bragging that you're all rich and shit by donating more than one. Honey, we know the names. We are the... Ooh, Axel Threeball. Lock it in.
    33:51
    Totally nailed it. Here we go. Michelle! Flippy dippy. What up, Red? Good to see you, buddy. Welcome to my mom's basement, where I live. Because I'm a lowlife. Got him, boys.
    34:22
    We get some pogchamps in chat for living in a mom's basement. It's the only place to be. If I could, I would. That's no joke.
    34:33
    Wait, shoot. What for 200 million? Oh, Duffman? Oh, we got this, boys. Oh, I hit it, though. Fuck you.
    34:44
    This is it. No! I think I've helped every single ball drain out the right. K-Kona's in chat with a guitar.
    35:03
    Where are my K-Konas with a guitar? Is there a thing to show the boobs? How do we show the boobs in a right?
    35:15
    Can you get... Hot guacamole, my man. Right side flipper definitely needs work. Yeah, Mazda gets a little weak. You know, let's go full RNG here. We'll go full RNG. What do you got? Super kickback is ready. So what, I get to drain like an idiot out the left side exclusively and never have a problem? That's not where I'm draining, pinball machine. Stop freaking bullying me.
    35:45
    How long are we going to be on tonight? Triton and I literally just fired up the stream, so I don't know, man.
    35:51
    Long enough. Long enough to do it. Shit. Got it. Right here. Ramp. Shit. Dead flip after hours. There's lots of swearing.
    36:10
    Nailed it. Nailed. Wait. Nailed it. It so easy So fucking easy Okay please ball my life depends on you not draining Thank you Is that the pin No the pin behind me is Star Wars It's the newer Stern Star Wars pinball machine. There are four different freaking pinball machines.
    36:52
    This thing? That thing? Guys, it smells like a gym locker in here, and I'm pretty sure it's all me. Confirmed, it's all me. Come on, baby.
    37:07
    Solid gold. Oh, extra ball is just waiting, and it's gone. Axel three balls. Do you think... Do you think Emden Roses had any, like, inside jokes after all this shit went down? Do you think they called Axel three balls for a while?
    37:25
    Three million a pop, dude. That's huge. And would bode well with a multi-ball. Like the Axel three ball.
    37:38
    or something of similar value. Did you hotbox yourself in this game? Comb is lit. I want this. Shit, I cannot make that shot. Although shooting the, shooting the, shooting the loot is pretty good. Free ball. Frick yes. Suck a butt. Now, I'm gonna drain. Oh, I kind of didn't want to do that.
    38:11
    Here comes all the money. You may notice the balls acting kind of weird when they're on the playfield. There is a magnet.
    38:21
    Oh my god, can you stop ruining my career? I'm done streaming, Internet. This is it. We're done. I've been bullied for the last time.
    38:36
    Actually, it's three vaults. You didn't know that? Alright. Replay hit that a billion. Yo, we got 420, boys.
    38:51
    Can I get some vape nation up in chat, please? Here we go. Wait, what did I do last time I went? Mystery award. Let's do that.
    39:00
    Oh, great. 20 fucking X. I'm sorry. Sorry. Gilby. Yo, Troublesome Owl, for six months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining a membership to the league. You're amazing. Slippers and butts up. Happy year, business.
    39:16
    I heard what you called my mom. Jackpot starts at $25 billion. Yo, we're just getting them jams lit, son. Hey Kona, stay alive baby That's alright, we can relight it Like this Oh my god I'm the freaking boss I'm in charge Jokes So many jokes This game hates my guts man
    39:57
    Jokes. That sounds like a full room I want to play. Yeah, baby. Nailed it. Oh, my God! I swore. I apologized. Guns N' Roses, you are... You've got patience.
    40:21
    You're not lying. Now, you might be wondering, what the frick just happened there? Did you actually drain down the middle? Well, it had enough port side trajectory to roll up the out lane, trigger the kickback, and flew back into play.
    40:44
    Wobbly, how you doing, buddy? You should be sleeping. I should be creeping. Here we go. Nailed it, child.
    40:57
    This is the most depressing mode. Girlfriend in a coma. I know. So what you want to do is shoot coma again.
    41:18
    Oh my god. The magnets. Alright. Let's see if we can shoot coma. Add a ball. bishes. Attaball bishes.
    41:32
    Wait, it said shoot coma for Attaball. You blind sack of shit. It literally said shoot coma I don't get it.
    41:56
    I can't keep you alive, buddy. I don't know who's in this coma, but I apologize. You're done. Duck man. Oh, please. All right, we got to strap up here. I need a drink of burp. It's almost finals week. I don't know what sleep is right now. There you go, buddy.
    42:21
    Hot. Is that the... Still good? Nice. Ba-bang. How many people is that? Three? Oh, two? My butt. You're ruining my life. Okay, 20 million for... For what? That's save. Isn't that great?
    42:44
    Guilty rolls! Oh, God, what? Oh, I'm supposed to hit people? Wait a second! You're supposed to run people over?
    42:58
    That's incredible. Shit! Is there some sort of wizard mode on the game? Yeah, it's called Paradise City.
    43:21
    And I don't know how you get it. Gavin got it just before he left. Oh, we almost joined the Billionaire's Club there, fellas, ladies, and journalmen.
    43:34
    Of all the bands in the world, this is definitely one of them. All right. Are we going full super poops?
    43:48
    Oh, we had that. Badoosh. Complete all the guitar modes? Cool. Let's do it then. Let's get paradisi. Paradisi. Oh, we're down here. And that's a drain. Solid drain. I should have flipped, but I knew I wanted to trust it. And guess what happened. The worst. Hard restart. Drain before... You forced me to get mystery and it gave me 25 million like a peasant. 25 million is a single shot in this game, you dumb dill.
    44:38
    Yo, Black Shield, how you doing? Stud muffin. I pass out, but I'll dream of you. Sexy, sexy dreams. Aw, thanks stud. Studly muffs. Stud muffles. And we're dead. Shoot the snake pit, bud. Late night dead flip. What's up? Double danger, ladies and gentlemen. Type exclamation points swag up in the chat if you want to learn about some dope ass pinball gear from my buddy Double DP. Double DP. Confirmed it's about pinball stuff, I promise you. The Double D-P. Okay. I can't shoot the snake.
    45:34
    And that mode's over. Welcome to the jungle. Big eyes on the game. Yo, big moves here. Big moves. Big moves. I'm a businessman.
    45:53
    I got the big moves. Becklet. Oh, that would have been beautiful. Shimmy, nimmy, nimmy, nimmy. Oh, come on.
    46:11
    Wobbly. Loose tilt. What did you just call my wife? The hell is this nonsense? Thumbelbino, it's called pinball, you dindon.
    46:22
    Get with the pro, brah. This is... this may be the dumbest mode in the game. Look at the dude's face.
    46:41
    Can you shoot the... Fucking... I'm thinking Arby's. Yossi! What's up, bud? Well, here's the deal. As I was working on my computer, ladies and gentlemen, I was on my processing machine over there, and I was looking at the video games on there, right? And I'm like, well, hell, maybe I'll fire up the stream and play some vidya games. And then you know what happened? I got up to take a piss, and instinct kicked in, and I just walked over to the pinball machine and fired up the stream. and didn't even realize until literally just now that I fully intended on playing some, like, Overwatch or something, and here I am streaming pinball.
    47:33
    This game makes the monies? I would hope so, dude, because it's a fun game. Ya bastard. Ya'tse? You're a fucking... Saint?
    47:48
    You're a fucking saint. Gimme! No flippage on Corridge. Let's roll. XZ in check. Can I get a flip BT with a flip pop, please?
    48:06
    Nailed it. Oh, you son of a... Go to 45. Ah, you dildo. 15 is trash money. Not cash money. I could have sworn this was a three ball multi ball.
    48:36
    I could have sworn this was a multi ball. It's gone. Yeah, if you know. How you doing, bud? It's so easy.
    48:50
    So fucking easy. It's so easy When everybody's trying to please Matt Kappa Get yes Oh no We had another drain kickback save Holy frick I'm on a night train Got it
    49:21
    Nope. Stop screwing me. Stop screwing me. Yes. I can't believe we just hit that. The reverse death save? Like, I'm not doing it. The game is saving it for me.
    49:51
    Okay, like the power in Adam's family, you can let this time out. You don't have to sit there and wait while this magnet just rubs its freaking, like, crazy rod up your biscuit. You can just not do anything, and the magnet turns off. Okay? You have to be up in four hours, kill me. Sorry, bub. Oh, shit.
    50:16
    That was your fault, Chad. Thank you very much for ruining my life. Rip the run! Ugh! There's no last minutes either. See? What the frickin' dirty... Come on.
    50:32
    Buddy has a GNR with pin sound upgrade? Oh, nice. I'm up tomorrow. What the fuck are you doing, bro?
    50:39
    You trying to party with me? You trying to party with me, bro? Holy crap, babe. There's a million freaking degrees in here. Okay, so the nerds will tell you to go super pops.
    50:57
    And you got to listen to nerds. Or they'll build robots to kill you. Sexually. Trust that to bounce. Shoot it up the butt. All the way around. Twice. Three times.
    51:14
    Never happens. Bounce. Oh my god, yes. It's only 1030. bullshit. Can you tell what I'm shooting for by how I missed? Oh my god, I'm going to break this game. Let's leave.
    51:28
    Hit a grav and a shot of NyQuil? What's a grav? Uh, explain grav, Plez. Okay, I drained that on purpose because we weren't supposed to have two balls But I would like to try to go for the mode, the wizard mode Yo, bucket! Oh, please! can you just calm the why can i not make that orbit shot orbit nothing gravity bong xd where the weeds inject the marijuana's internet i've overdosed on the pops well it's not like you're saving you're not saving your super pops you can get them whenever you want Gravity Bomb.
    52:46
    In a world where one man defied gravity with his bomb. This. Encore? That's what I thought. This summer.
    52:59
    Critics agree. Gravity Bong is the dopest thing they've seen in two minutes. IGN says, what the hell did I do? Two scoops of FD. What's up, bud? What's up, buddy?
    53:20
    What's the cooers and, uh... Never mind. Axel 3 Ball Boys. If you want to do it upright, break out the dab rig. The dab rig.
    53:54
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. He took that pinball. Chet. Chad, I know what the problem is. This number's not increasing, and it's reducing my ability to play.
    54:14
    Two scoops. Thanks for the follow, buddy. So, what is it? Hold on. I want to make sure I get this right.
    54:22
    What? What do cooers and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water. Got him.
    54:44
    I wasn't supposed to have two balls, correct? Confirmed. Colorado Kool-Aid. Chase the Rockies with your jig. The right outline strikes again. You know a classic, man. How you doing, stud? Shoot ramps for multi-milk. Okay, the double. Oh, freaking. You have to turn the magnet on for absolutely everything. Guns and roses. What is this trash? Yeah, give me another ball. You deserve it. You deserve it, the game said. Most dudes gots the dude's balls.
    55:22
    Name one dude with two balls. No, I mean name two dudes with one ball. No, wait. I think we discovered the problem here, folks. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool? My god, that is the stupidest shit. That's pretty good, Yahtzee. I like that. Before it was too low.
    55:59
    We paid for the magnet. We got to use it. So now we got this mode where you should turn the magnet on. Okay, well, we got this magnet. Magnet for every mode. Yeah, but we don't... Nope, fucking just make... Get the magnets going. Midnight Madness turn. What up, Owl Mom-ness? Owl mom-ing us Owl Rocking the DTK shirt tonight man I love ya I'm in love with you We paid for the magnet We gotta use it X V We got it Flash Well I found that shot That I don't freaking need Thanks for the millions boss Michelle you bitch yo silver behemoth how you doing boss thanks for kick kick kick coming donate to kids I know why this studio smells I keep pouring beer all over myself
    57:10
    I get help from my neighbors get out of free hands around Chat, can I get a yay or a nay for this game's going to break a billion?
    57:31
    Michelle seems to... Michelle likes to fuck me, that's for sure. Yachty with the donation of the devil. $6.66. What a boss. Late night, motherfuckers. Yo, donate to kids. Donate to me. Donate to my kids. I like kids.
    57:49
    Nay. Thanks, guys. Thanks for believing in me, chat. Thanks for the belief in me. We're going to the Billionaire's Club.
    58:06
    One drain at a time. Well, I could have used that to not drain. It would also help if these damn slings weren't the most sensitive pieces of crap. Got it. Oh, God, please.
    58:24
    Not what I wanted, but I'll take it. Got it. Oh, Chet, we did it. Yo, Wonka with the bit. What up, dog? All right, give me those 50 millions, baby. Come on.
    58:34
    Stop spinning. Stop. Keep spinning. God damn it. I'm the worst. I'm the worst pinball player. Everybody fucking... Are you 100% kidding me? Or are you just 10% meaning me?
    59:01
    My God. It did... I drained... Mazdaq, I'm sorry that I betrayed your trust I'll never live it down Yachty with the false advertisement Take that bit back, I don't want it You dirty liar How dare you lie to me What did I just plunge?
    59:39
    Did I go for the band member? No. What did I plunge? It's not super poops. Please? Right there. Oh. Cheer 10, love you. I love you too, Red. Thank you, buddy. No, I believe... Listen. It's the thought that counts.
    60:09
    Thanks for the mystery cheer. Sneaky-tiki. Gilby rolls. Alright, so we have to hit the people. I got confused there and hit both buttons like a freaking champion.
    60:35
    Wonka, my man, donating for friends. Yeah, mobile don't cheer so well. It doesn't make sense. It seems like they would have to go out of their way to make the API screw up on cheer.
    60:57
    Oh, boy. Double doubled? Can we hit it? Here we go. Oh, that was it. That was it. Oh my god, my life.
    61:19
    My life as an extreme memer. How can you not? It's the tightest shot. It's like here's a moose knuckle and this little thing here, and you're supposed to hit this, but these dicks are blocking it. How the hell are you supposed to hit that?
    61:38
    It's garbage. We got the slash. Just in time. To slash prices. Nailed it. Yo, Yahtzee, my man. Thank you, bud.
    62:01
    NyQuil for you, boy. Sip, sip, sip and a drink and feeling fine. Oh, now I hit dust? Go, go die. I couldn't even think of something bad to say. Go die. I hit it again?
    62:21
    I'm done. I'm done with this game. Just kidding. Literal cock block. Exactly. Alright folks, we're going to do Twitch Plays Pinball Ready. When you want me to flip with the left flipper, type L. When you want me to flip with the right flipper, you type R. When you're ready for me to plunge, type P. Are you ready? Here we go, chat. All three at the same time. Alright, we got a multiball, get ready. That actually worked. It's so easy. so fucking easy. What did I hit to get eight balls on the table? Does the super jackpot like give you, oh, suck a butt. How long can this stream tonight, boss? Let's stay up. Yaxi, my man. I don't know, dude. What are you feeling? What are you memeing? How are you feeling?
    63:53
    Flail, flail, flail. We did it. Guys, the left and right, left and right doesn't seem to have panned out as nicely as I would have wanted it to.
    64:06
    At least I got a nice cold beer. Born in the Rockies, 1978. I think we got a game for 1978 here. Coors and Pinball together at last.
    64:26
    Da-fuck? Trans-effing-meta. Can you fix your name, you weeaboo? What are you doing? You need some Schlitz.
    64:40
    You need some Schultz. Schultz's medicated foot powder. It's a brand I just made up. Chat, are you going to buy it or not?
    64:52
    Actual retail price. Oh, please. Oh. You can't mean me, buddy. Late, late stream. Hell yeah, trans. We just fired it up, dude. Like, uh, 49 minutes ago.
    65:12
    Good to see you, Trans. How you been, dude? Hope you guys enjoyed watching Laura, Charlie, and Gavin blow it up. Gold Bond nut powder.
    65:21
    You know it. You're trying to masturbate with your mom's hand creme. Ja boy. Oh, we had the... Oh, what the fucking science? Sounds like a hippie brand of Tom's of Maine V Tom of Tom's of Maine Yo RNG baby let's go What does Frickus Super Kickback do?
    65:57
    It just never dies Memes Do you hit people in the Harley Davidson wizard mode? I would be... I'm going to say that isn't in the Harley Davidson game. It is? Really?
    66:24
    It's always there when everybody's trying to please me, baby. It's so easy, easy Whenever I try to please me Meow, meow Realize as soon as it's used For the entirety of the ball Charlie ran those adults like a true boss She's a real hustler My daughter's a Dirty diaper Ladder time, boys You mean bladder time from all the beers I've been drinking.
    67:10
    Yo, I like playing with a point deficit here. We're going for the billion on this. Where are we at even?
    67:18
    Like 10 million points? Quit playing a drink and free this. Fine. Memes! Please. Sensitive! You over-sensitive! You're over-sensitive! Oh my god! Dancing with Mr. Brownstone! Mr. Brownstone! What the hell? What the fuck was that? I don't remember him holding the note that long. Spoopy. Extra ball's lit. I think we want that. Light up on, Chad. I hit it. Alright, now we're gonna double it. Just kidding. That'd be fuckin' hilarious. You got the extra ball doubler. Please, please. Thank you. Shoot the A-hole. Oh my god. Can we get a tilt in here please?
    68:37
    I'm just being cocky with it. Man dancing with Mr. Butthole. Michelle, you fucking bitch. Now, get up around whenever you... Yeah, dude. GNR, man.
    69:01
    Alright. This is the ball. Gory Rory. We'll never tilt, buddy. Now, I can plunge multi-ball. Or I can do super pops.
    69:15
    I think we made the right choice here. We got baited, Chet. We went for the greed mode when we should have went for the multiball.
    69:33
    All right, here it is. Here it is. One shot. Oh, please. I don't need a freaking mystery award. I need either the left ramp for big money hustlers or just that right... Oh, please. Not Michelle.
    69:57
    Anyone but Michelle, please. That's what's up. Give me that 40. Give me the 40. I've never loved you more than I love you right now pinball. Alright, give me the doubler.
    70:28
    Michelle? I swear to fucking god. We are done here. You and I, we're done. We are fucking done. Yo, trans meta with the bits. Biggity big boy bits.
    70:50
    Son of a bitch. Can I relight it again? I saw one listed for 6k. Really? 6k like insanity. insanity to you. Yeah, dude. 6K seems a little ridiculous to me, honestly.
    71:13
    Oh, Michelle is where, where, where, my Michelle? It's part one of his like, songs? It's like one of his songs.
    71:29
    I'm also pretty sure that whenever ColorDMD puts out a title, that increases the value of that pin on the market. Because people want shit to add on to shit, you know? And I use the term shit, but, you know, not really shit. He was this supermodel, was ba-ba-ba-banging.
    72:01
    Girl, we banging. This song's about not wanting to go down on his other band members after doing it for so long. Bruh, it's nearly AGDQ time again. I know.
    72:23
    Listen, here's the thing. If you guys want to see me at AGDQ, talk to Joe. He has to meet my rider demands.
    72:38
    And there's only one thing on the rider. You just got to make him do it. And I'll be there. I be there with fucking bells on boys
    73:02
    Tickets for Pimberg go on sale Saturday. That I did know, yes. M&M's? Yeah. I only want clear M&M's. What? Yeah. I want all M&M's with the chocolate sucked off. The shell. No. I want all the chocolate sucked out of the shell. The shell intact. That M printed on the shell better be freaking crispy and clear.
    73:25
    You suck it out however you want to suck it out. We are climbing that hill, boys. One more for multi-ball. And we got super poops lit.
    73:40
    And we got 10x boners. That would have been fun. Just don't fucking talk to Michelle, please. That chick is a nut job. Only clear M&Ms.
    73:57
    Your head has a shell on it. Womp, womp. I asked you about AGQ today. Nice, Owl. What about it? Are you going, Owly?
    74:07
    Owly Bowly? We going for it? 50 million projectile. Oh, we got this. We've been flailing with Mr. Flailstone.
    74:40
    Every ball. Why does this not seem correct? And I'm ready to crash and burn I'll never learn A jack piece of bill what? I'll hit a crab? How do I benefit from you getting high? Wait, yes. Get stoned. Pull out your credit card. Let's party.
    75:34
    That'll do. That'll do it, pig. That'll do, pig. That'll do. How many balls does this game have? Enough to make this right flipper feel like it freaked out.
    75:48
    Oh, let's, can I get a, can I get a rip in pepperonis for Koma in chat, ladies and gentlemen? Ripping pepperonis for the coma Tacoma Shout out to my boys in Tacoma
    76:28
    See, it is giving. Yo, Yahtzee with the 333. What a boss. Suck luck. Very coma. Holy airball. Is this game just handing balls out?
    76:54
    Ocean. Ocean Man. Yo, Michelle? You're worth 38 million? What's up, girl? Oh, my God. Yossi, my man. Thank you for the donation, you sexy SOB.
    77:11
    Aw, dude. Uh, yeah. 1.3 Bill Juan. Ladies and gentlemen, where are my one bits? Thank you, Wonko, for participating.
    77:26
    Penis, what's up? Roo, roo, roo. How do you do? It is one in the morning. It is officially tomorrow here in Chicago. Welcome to tomorrow.
    77:41
    What? Thank you, Nami, for 11 months in a row. You checked the SOB. Thank you for maintaining membership. Tivoli for almost a year.
    77:56
    One bit. Ladies and gentlemen, flip some butts up if you could. Show some love in chat. You finally did it. One billion. We did it, boys. We did it. It's 8 a.m. here. Holy shit.
    78:07
    Guys, I got to get up in the morning. XD and take care of my babe. My little freaking raptor baby. My daughter that is too cute to be my daughter.
    78:23
    The milkman's been plowing my wife, ladies and gentlemen. Why do we still have a milkman? Why we fired that dude? After I got caught having sex with him.
    78:40
    I'm hitting a grab. Good luck, buddy. Be safe. I don't know. Does hitting a grab... Are there boots hooked to the ceiling involved in this thing? Because it sounds interesting. Interesting.
    79:03
    Oh, we hit Duff. Spell Duff for jackpot. Do you live in Pleasantville? Aw. I live in Dab Central, where dabs come from.
    79:19
    Whatever a dab is. I remember, how long ago was it when I like sneezed into my arm and someone's like, is this motherfucker dabbing on camera?
    79:33
    I was like, dabs are drugs, what are you talking about? Dabs are drugs. Dabs are drugs! Hit the graph, bro!
    79:54
    I will shoot you. Not you, all bad. Good freakin gravy, it's a million degrees in here. Like, Axel, we need you to say you're in the jungle, baby, you're going to die really quick, and make it sound like you suck at singing.
    80:21
    And they're like, wait, we can just take it directly from one of your songs. Zing. You mother... Oh, did that count? Nailed it. Devs take too long when you're in a hurry.
    80:46
    Yo, Axel just got burnt to a crisp. You know he's feeling that in bed right now. He's like covered in KFC, wondering why his ass is on fire. And it ain't from the chicken, boys. It's from that nasty burn I just gave him.
    81:07
    Takes 12 years to play. Chinese democracy. Nabbing and dabbing. Come on, please. Michelle.
    81:31
    Creep on up there. Binge. Now if we can hit these damn jackpots, we'll be like... We'll be in flavor country, man. We'll be in flavor town, hanging out with my boy, Guy Fieri.
    81:52
    That's a manhole cover in gravy town. Or Chinatown. How is this a nine ball multi ball? Oh, gory, gory. Well, well, well, you just turned 12. What's up, buddy? Thank you. I dig it all.
    82:22
    Thanks for the bit smash. We got all four balls trapped up here, boys. We got freaking robbed there. I told you, this right flipper from... Oh my god. Oh my god. From a cradle, you don't work it so well.
    82:42
    So we're going to try something new. It worked perfectly. Actually, it almost did work perfectly. And then I... No, don't... Oh my god, thank you.
    82:58
    We would have hit that jackpot. We would have just ruined everything. Thank goodness for no grace periods.
    83:07
    Thank goodness for Grace not being on her period. You're so easy. So fucking easy. All right. Well, we screwed that up, too.
    83:20
    What's this donger doing? Did I not update the thing? I updated it. Honey, we know the names. We are the people that you... Who's going to be just singing GNR in their sleep tonight?
    83:39
    Not me. I'll be hitting the grab, and I won't know what's happening. JK just went with a grab. What? Okay.
    83:56
    Please give me one break. Dung or Hypu? What's up, Pins Potter? Good to see you, Studling. My God, Michelle.
    84:20
    It's kind of amazing. Aw, dude. I don't know that you guys can even see that. It's a little weird, but... When that's taller than me, we'll be in a good mood. What should I order from Arby's? It doesn't matter, man.
    84:46
    Just get horsey-sauced. It doesn't matter what you order. Get horsey-sauced. Okay? Okay. Michelle's just fucking everybody.
    85:01
    All right. We'll go super poops. So we did confirm that you don't need super pops to get mega pops, which is cool.
    85:16
    Come. Come, my baby. Come, come, my lady. Yo, Zether, what's going on? Free ball. Sensitive. Freaking slingshots, man. You breathe on them and they just trigger. as quickly as I'm getting triggered right now.
    85:46
    We're going to get it. We're going to get there. We're triggered. No, I'm good. I ain't tilted yet. The game certainly is not tilted. I don't think this thing has a til-pop in it, but Douglas, I don't want to screw up the freaking pin. So when did the songs get old? I'm sorry, when? You mean how long ago did they get old? Cheese, cheese. I wanna... Michelle! Give me a fucking break! Oh my god, Michelle, you're the worst human being. See? There's Mega Pops, and we didn't have to get Super Pops to enable it, so... And, we got multiball. So this is going to be pretty huge.
    86:57
    Why isn't it giving me like the 90 balls it gave me last time? Michelle! You bitch. You're fucking fired.
    87:18
    Goddamn it, Michelle. I've had enough of your cheap... Michelle... Guys, I'm going to need you to call Michelle for me.
    87:35
    We have to have a conversation with Michelle. I've had enough of your bullshit, Michelle. More like Michelin.
    87:47
    The Michelin tire man is what you look like to me right now because I'm so turned off by your attitude, Michelle.
    88:02
    There are plenty of other hot chicks on the playfield, Michelle. There is a chick down here literally with no mouth or nose, and she is hotter than you. You are wearing cowboy boots, leaning on a light, taking a shit on the in lane.
    88:19
    Michelle. Michelle is a negative Nancy. Extra ball, boy. Michelle, this is your doctor. It turns out you're a huge bitch. There's nothing you can do about it. Later, penis.
    88:53
    Wow, we almost didn't save that, boys. Oh, please! Michelle's effing crazy. Oh, my. Alright, we got this.
    89:17
    doubled, doubled, doubled. So how much are these jackpots worth? Wow, that actually clogged up the flip.
    89:38
    Clogged up the flippers? Don't do it! I will throw this game across the room, chat. I used to love Michelle, but I killed her. My man. The jumbles. I knew that was coming. Don't give Michelle the freaking time of day. Take it, idiot. This was the best music pin for 20 plus years?
    90:19
    I can see that. Because what was there before this? That was like the revolutionary freaking music game.
    90:33
    Nugent? Probably Nugent. Alright, let's put Michelle in a coma, boys. Michelle! Shoot the coma hole.
    90:58
    Magnet. Coma is over. The coma has ended, ladies and gentlemen. I can still hear her complain. Come here.
    91:19
    Uh, two million. Thank you. Duh. Don't even talk to her. Ugh. There's something about that feed, man. What is that feed so we can replicate it? What am I looking at when that happens? Yo, Rock, what's up, bud? How you doing?
    91:47
    Welcome to the p-p-p-p-p-p Welcome to the party? Yeah, that's fine Say no party, I'm getting drunk I don't know what you nerds are doing Welcome to the sex thing Alright, classic man, have a good one, buddy Love ya And love it, dude Come... Welcome to the jungle party. You're gonna die.
    92:17
    Because it's so much fun! 20 million. Oh, you get 20 million for completing the lanes. Don't talk to Michelle.
    92:27
    It's so easy. Okay. Alright, we're throwing the game down a little bit here. The splash toy that Gavin put in there had this really cool cigarette in Slash's mouth, and literally the only thing Gavin broke was the fucking cigarette in Slash's mouth. So stupid. It was like the coolest part of the toy.
    92:48
    Wow, we just made 50 million. Don't. Michelle's not even lit. That's amazing. Michelle's not lit. So what happens? We don't get Michelle points?
    93:04
    Not only does she fucking suck, but now we're not going to get points from her? This chick, man. Go Ray me, boys. Michelle is not lit. We must fix this. Yo, girl, you ain't lit at all.
    93:32
    Super pumped. Gotta take another trip to the liquor store. My man. I'll take some patience. Alright, Michelle is lit again. Dup's on his way. Oh, shut up.
    94:12
    Axel, you look like a freaking gorilla. You look like a Caucasian gorilla. Whatever that means. Here we go. Nailed it. Please! Oh please! When you're high, be safe. Yowsee, love you bud. mystery bloated weird looking yeah man he's uh he looks like it looks like the well walker from walking dead Please Just anyone but Michelle Anyone but Michelle Oh we got a replay Chinese democracy did that to him What, overfed him?
    95:47
    Alright. Oh, my wrist. From all that baiting. I like money. What do you got, what do you got, what do you got, what do you got, what do you got, what do you got, what do you got? Boo-erns.
    96:13
    This mode is so ridiculous. Oh, shit. Oh, okay, there we go. So, the scoring mode for switch hits would be great to have during multi-ball.
    96:26
    Because we're getting a quarter million per. Shit, Michelle's going to take it. Michelle! She didn't even want it. She wasn't lit. Michelle was not lit.
    96:40
    I was telling old boy going to the liquor store to be safe. Don't know. Oh, right on, my man. Right on.
    96:48
    Oh, we hit a bill. All right. Super Pops. We just need to start multiball. And we're going to be on our way to mega millions.
    97:00
    Thanks, Gilby. Michelle just stopped getting lit. She let herself go, chat. XD, Michelle, let herself go.
    97:25
    No, too many balls! Alright, we need... We need... You two guys to be best friends. Oh, Magna. Magna, you fuck with me.
    97:48
    Alright, let's see if we can do this. 70 million for shooting this if we can hit it. Oh, you weak son of a bitch.
    97:59
    My god. I'm the worst pinball player. I blame... I blame the... I blame the right buzzer. Doubled for 100 million if we can hit it.
    98:22
    Well, we beat our last score. Our last score was 1.3. We just got 1.4. What kind of licker do you fuck with, man? I'm a Mad Dog 2020 Orange Jubilee Hustler. That is all I need from the liquor store if I'm trying to party, ladies and gentlemen. Maybe an energy drink because they don't make Sparks anymore, but I'm trying to bring it back. We got to find a way to make our own.
    98:58
    Yo, one bit from the Wonkinator. Double Wonko all the way. Four Loko. But Four Loko, when it still had a crazy amount of energy in it.
    99:09
    Yo Yahtzee, don't kill yourself buddy. Disco b-b-b-beats! Thanks for the bit, bud. More like Disco Bits. Get it, chat? Can I get a forehead, please?
    99:22
    Nailed it. Oh, please. Dude, Four Loko is the business, was the business before they had to remove a lot of the energy drink aspects of it.
    99:40
    The evil is back for three months in a row, buddy. Thank you for maintaining the members of the Tilly Gang.
    99:46
    You know what to do, buddy. Hi, Jack. Hope to see you at AGDQ. The evil is back. Here's the thing, buddy.
    99:55
    Here's the thing. As it stands, ladies and gentlemen, this is for everyone here, I am not going to GDQ. But, there is a way I will go to GDQ.
    100:16
    It is one thing. It's just one thing. I told Joe that I can't go unless we could do this one thing so I'm not going to say what it is I love Joe, I love GDQ but the evil is back convince Joe to do the one thing that's on my rider and I will be there I will wear an American fucking thong with a sparkler in my ass jumping around doing cartwheels playing Guns N' Roses with my dick. Let's go.
    101:00
    I'll do whatever you want. I love those guys. I love Joe. I love everybody. But the trip this time around needs to be a little more worth it for me.
    101:21
    Woodford Reserve? Dude, Woodford Reserve is the business. Please, please. What are you fucking doing? Oh, hey, look.
    101:35
    I didn't know Jack Ryder would make it happen. Evil. I got an alert for that, dude. I love you, dude.
    101:46
    I love you. Evil. You're too much, bud. Thank you. Ride the lightning. critics agree Jack Danger should be at every event there is when pinball's involved critics agree the word involved is not a thing involved let's take a gamble give it to me baby
    102:14
    I get up and I'm a seven and a bang bang bang Yo, I still understand. Oh, please. I'm still undefeated? Nice, dude.
    102:45
    There you go. You've all do it up, buddy. Classic Stern's looking good. I still don't have my flight ticket. Yo, Jot, how dope are those, man? Right?
    102:54
    Ruck, bro, you're going Scooby. Whoa, Scoob. Jack Danger needs to play the pinballs. Chet, this is going to be the most points ever scored on a Guns N' Roses in existence.
    103:15
    Take your pants off. I need mine working. Hell yeah, dude. Look how freaking fresh those look. And the line keeps going.
    103:26
    Man. And then we got Brayshot here. And we got Skateball right next to this pin. And we got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the toy.
    103:36
    For my doctor. Are you familiar with doctors? By the way, folks, did you guys know that Dead Flip is now verified on Facebook? That's right, ladies and gentlemen. If you go to Facebook, you're going to see a very beautiful blue checkmark associated with that page. You should go follow it, like it, love it. I post almost everything I do on social media on that page. You should go check it out. That classic Stern lineup. How about it, dude? Isn't that hot? What up, Catho? Good to see you, buddy.
    104:15
    Super Poops enabled! noise. Jack Danger is also verified on Facebook, aka me, but that's for reasons that I'm not allowed to talk about yet.
    104:32
    You know. You know what I'm talking about, though, but I can't talk about it. But you know what I'm talking about. Downtown West. He's from downtown.
    104:42
    What a dirtbag. How you doing, Downtown West? Thanks, man. Thanks for the follow. I missed you. I missed you when I was downtown.
    104:52
    How you doing, buddy? Thanks for coming, man. I appreciate it. We're streaming well past our normal stream time, because I had to freaking work today.
    105:01
    We got everything you want. I mean, we know the name. So at this point, she did not play it today. Yeah, Wonko. She's six months old, dude. She's not going to play anything, except for the butt flute.
    105:21
    That's a fart joke chat. It was a desperate one and I do apologize. In before the butt flute. Yeah, I'm talking about being your dad. What? You're in the front page of what? Twitch? Wait, I'm sorry? How the hell are we on the front page? That's awesome, Downtown. Welcome, bud.
    106:12
    The reason pinball is even a category on Twitch is because I vied for it. I designed the logo. I freaking complained every single day for a very long time. We finally got it turned into the channel that you see here today. We now have, I'd say there's at least 75 to 100 different people that stream at least one.
    106:34
    pinball machine or have streamed a pinball machine at least once. But we have quite the lineup here.
    106:42
    Extra balls lit. Here we go, boys. Well, downtown, thanks for coming, buddy. Appreciate it. If you have any questions, man, please feel free to ask. I am a world-ranked pinball player, and I do a lot of teaching. And if you want to know how to do a lot of the moves I'm doing outside of me just explaining them, if you type exclamation point tutorials, I animated all the flipper maneuvers that I could think of for you to do a quick reference to. It's pretty legit.
    107:15
    It's all good. Michelle, you slimy piece of crap. How are we on the front page? I didn't do anything, boys.
    107:31
    Tutorials. Thanks, Cathode. Appreciate ya. Talking about these late, not good times. We need more. More what?
    107:40
    More Vigo? I can go get Vigo. By the way, folks, I just watched Ghostbusters 1 and 2 over Thanksgiving.
    107:52
    Janosch? It's my boy. Dana, who is your friend here? Yes, yes. Front page because chat is behind. Fuck you, Yachi.
    108:10
    Yo, guys, can you slow the fuck down? I can't read chat. I need to start screaming pinball, but lazy. Evil, I'm the laziest dude you'll ever find on the face of the earth. And, uh, you know, here we are.
    108:24
    Well, I'm on the app. Didn't feel like watching. Yeah, right. Great character. I can't wait to see him.
    108:34
    Clip. You son of a... You know, Final Fantasy XV is just whatever. I wasn't... Like, I watched a lot of it getting played by my buddy ItMeJP.
    108:50
    It's just whatever, man. Evil is back. That's all you need is Pinball Arcade, buddy. In fact, streaming Pinball Arcade is way easier, man. I promise you. That is a pro-mass.
    109:09
    Can I hit one fucking jackpot mom please What are you doing You are baiting me into just unplugging the machine
    109:22
    Oh my god, my life. My life is over, chat. I'm done. I'm done streaming pinball forever. Who wants my machines? I'm lighting them on fire.
    109:35
    Ships. If Michelle gets this ball, we are done streaming. That's all I'm saying. If Michelle takes this ball, we're done. Last minute. Oh, shit. We did it.
    109:49
    Fuck you, too. I love you, Yahtzee. Yo, Kreth, what's up? Kreth, how are you? I love saying your freaking name, dude. Hi, everybody. It's Kreth.
    110:02
    Shit. Last minute. Didn't win it. Michelle, you slimy little... Well, well, well. We'll see about Michelle. Dude, Michelle is such a turd. What a turd. Oh, dude.
    110:32
    We don't need your Civil War, Michelle. Wait, yeah, that's one of their songs. I don't mean you, devil.
    110:46
    Should we just play Guns N' Roses music really loud right now at one in the morning so that my neighbors just completely shit on themselves?
    110:55
    Evil, I'm glad it's you because it's not us. I don't know what's happening, but we are not dropping a single frame, bud.
    111:04
    Although I was watching some big streamers today, and absolutely they were dropping frames and it was very distracting. So I think Twitch Injust is having a little bit of a tissue issue.
    111:17
    Tissue issue. Alright. I went to... Okay. I was about to lose my mind. Fuck the neighbors. Make it worthwhile for their pain.
    111:31
    My favorite is when the people... So, I'm in a storefront, but there is residential above me. And the first time the dude two floors above me walked in here, he, like, he came in here, I don't know why. I think he was missing some mail or something. Like, threw the door open like he was just going to yell at fucking anything that moved. And just stopped dead in his tracks and was like, What are you guys doing here? Like, this is not an illegal arcade, dude. Shut your mouth. I didn't steal your freaking pornos.
    112:19
    Got it. Got you. Got you, Gazm. This is not a store. You're right, sir. We make the finest pornographic films in here, see?
    112:35
    Shit, it's so much earlier than that. It's like crazy early. It's like, it's almost post-pass early. Hiya buddy! Yeah, this right flipper I think is taking a nap right now, folks. It's not doing anything with that left ramp.
    113:03
    This is not an arcade, it's a sandwich. It's a sandwich! Honey, we know the name. We're the new band. Two more for Multiball.
    113:28
    Jack Danger and Bride of Pinbot make a porno. Yes. We somehow figure out how to turn a B.O.P. into some sort of sex robot.
    113:40
    Here we go. Hot damn, I'm shooting like a king. Oh, my God. Michelle, I will fucking delete you. Oh, nice.
    114:00
    Can you go X a three ball into multi-ball? No. That would have been cool, though. Okay, nobody talks to Michelle. You can drain wherever you want. Just don't freaking... No Michelle time, please.
    114:31
    I said... My man. Well, see, $12.99, you're a flashlight. You're halfway there. Did someone say pinball party? Here we go.
    114:52
    This is ball tube. Can't catch that in my mind. So do we have like the super kickback? How do we have... Oh yeah, we had multiball ready. Michelle needs to be deleted off of this game, please.
    115:16
    Where's the code? Where's the code, boys? Oh, we freaking hit it. Parking on an airplane One more time tonight I'm on a fat train Can one ball, one ball, one freaking ball go up that ramp?
    115:51
    Yes. Oh my God, the magnets. The magnets. Oh, please. Okay, I take back what I said. These magnets are actually hooking it the hell up right now.
    116:07
    Maybe not that one. Get the strange looks from your suicidal hat? Uh, yeah, occasionally. You get on that nitrate, Michelle, you dumb...
    116:26
    Oh, you can backhand that round. That's what's up. A hundred million for one freaking shot. Michelle?
    116:46
    Yo, downtown! This is a personal collection, sorry buddy. But I do take my stream on the road to different arcades and stuff.
    116:58
    Oh, here's Paradise City. We did it. We gotta hit the super jackpot, which is the mega hard upper loop area.
    117:09
    Shit. It's over. Well, that was Paradise City. Sorry. We got Paradise City and then we drained it because we're awesome at pinball.
    117:22
    Yeah, downtown. There's a lot of barcades here in Chicago that I go to with my streaming rig. we'll go to conventions and tournaments, all of the above, and scream the majesty that is the silver ball.
    117:44
    Wasn't pretty as the girls. Oh, man. Here we go. We're at a billion going into ball straight. Let's see if we can do it.
    118:00
    So, yeah, how it works is when I first started the show two years ago, all of our pinball machines were loners because we had them in our animation studio.
    118:12
    Then when we moved locations, we lost all those games. So to keep this going, we reached out to the community and our viewers, and everybody just started dropping games off. Yo, Blue Man, what's up, stud muffin?
    118:30
    You want to stream from the strip club? I might not remember that. Stream O'Plee's. Opie Opie's in chat, please. Opie Oplee's.
    118:42
    Annie Oakley's in chat. Can I miss that one more time, maybe? That'd be awesome. I'll do you. Yeah, downtown. It's pretty red. Where are you from downtown?
    119:04
    If you say Chicago, then you're going to have to come hang out. And if you say not from Chicago, you've got to come hang out.
    119:15
    We actually hit that. Holy hell. Nice fly save there. Thanks, guys. I know. The tilt. No work. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, ladies and gentlemen.
    119:45
    No, Michelle. Yo, the duckmeister. Houston, nice. dude. Houston Teja. I'm from Houston, Colorado. Just anything but Michelle. I will accept a drain anywhere except for in Michelle. In Michelle. It's always San Diego, Germany, Alabama. I'm from Chicago, boys. Represent Chi-town, Chi-city. Getting shitty in Chi-city.
    120:38
    No one from Chicago calls it Chi-city unless you're Kanye West. America's ding-dong. This is it, this is it.
    120:54
    Oh, shit. I cannot get it up that ramp. It just won't go. Just not Michelle. Oh, my God, we hit it. Holy hell.
    121:08
    Woo. Can someone explain to Michelle I've played this game twice? It's just... You know, it's like bit from Walking Dead. You drain out the right. It says, well, well, well, my Michelle. It says Michelle. It's some naked broad holding the freaking whatever.
    121:30
    It's some naked broad. Dad can't get it up. Shut up. I have penis problems. We got your disease. We're getting it.
    122:07
    Dude, two million a pop is like the shit. We got a warning? We got a warning! Uh, yeah, dude, totally. We got to party again, dude. I got to come to Australia when I have, like, a bajillion dollars. Yo, Thunder, what's up, bud?
    122:43
    I can't believe I'm forehanding that shot. If I'm going to be smoking blunts with you. Woo! Do it, I'll host you. My man, let's go.
    123:13
    Anyone but Michelle. Anyone but Michelle. It's good! See if we can do it. See if we can get some jackpot. There's one. Oh, electronic noise in my ear.
    123:54
    There's no way we're going to be able to get that ball up the freaking left ramp. I've just got freaking strumped by the magnet.
    124:09
    You see that shape? I love that stuff. I can't get enough. Never going down. No, please. Keep it alive.
    124:36
    Keep it alive. Just know, Michelle, Woo! Australian Ski-Las are a lot of fun. What the hell's an Australian Ski-La?
    124:47
    Sounds dirty. Oh, nice, Jardinar. That's awesome, dude. Shoot Captain Ball to hit Duck. Hard blocks.
    125:04
    Not, I said not Michelle, you fucking asshole. Best player in the US Internet. That was not GC. GC is like 2.6 or something.
    125:47
    I don't know what that was, to be honest. 1.89? It's like second place? First or second place? We'll see here in a second. Replay is... Okay, 2.4 is number one. 2.1 Yo, Yossi with the bits, my man. Oh, I'm fucking number four. I'm a roadie. I'm going to suck my roadie. Austin Michelle's rule.
    126:26
    The only pinball on Twitch I've seen has been Pinball Joe, so I'm glad I could have... Oh, nice, Downtown. So, Downtown, if you've seen Pinball Joe at GDQ, I've been with him at most of those events. Except for the very first one he did, I've been with him at AGDQ and SGDQ.
    126:46
    Joe Saeed is a good buddy of mine. So, it's almost 2 o'clock. I should probably get going because I've got to get up at 7 o'clock. or we'll drink one more beer. We'll drink one more.
    127:16
    I'm on a mad train. Get ready. Fuck real life, Jack. Well, here's the deal. I would love to say that, but the thing I've got to do in the morning is take care of my daughter.
    127:34
    The kid's just too cool to fucking... whatever. Chuck is gonna be the dopest kid. Sure he is. Damn, my kid's cool. Alright, boys. Alright, ladies.
    127:48
    We're going full mystery all the way. Here we go. Full mystery all day. And we're shooting to get all the video mode, or all the guitar modes.
    128:11
    Little danger. Kids are cool, no doubt, but stream is life. Absolutely. Yo, Jaded, what's up? Why are you still awake, dude? Isn't it like forever in the morning where you're at?
    128:27
    Yo, get duffed. Melanie, właśnie. Please. Michelle. Exceptionally. Roll call where you at, boss? Shoot the snake pit. I can't shoot the snake pit.
    129:15
    Shit, we almost got the snake pit. Not Michelle, not even once. move it back into place. You finally got the riot jackpot on this game? I don't know what that means, dude.
    129:46
    You're seeing shit I've never seen before. We're getting real close to shooting that ram. Thank you. Thank you, Michelle. God, I wish this gun worked. Oh, my God. It's only one there? Yeah, it's two here.
    131:09
    Two American Hours. Second in the middle? I can't believe we were on the homepage for a minute tonight. That's weird.
    131:17
    I'll take it. Were they just out of stuff to show? Yossi, I would love a beer can helmet. Someone send me one. We'll play... Hold on.
    131:35
    I'd love a beer can helmet. That'd be hilarious. It's 9 a.m. here. What's up, Apoculus? What time is it when you're usually watching me, Apoculus?
    131:46
    3 a.m. in Canada. Time doesn't move up. What are you talking about? What Canada? I'll hook you up, whisper me your address. Yassi, my man.
    132:10
    Got it. I'm sorry? Normally, it's 11pm to 3pm. Oh, shit. Apocalypse. Nice, dude. It's so easy. Yay. Beer can't help us all night long, dude. Alright, Yossi, let's do it, man.
    133:01
    Remind me tomorrow, I'll give you my address. I gotta... I gotta hustle along tonight. Stop. A hundred fucking million points, boys.
    133:19
    One hundred million. Judge million. Million. Unforgivable, it's 8.57am here in Spain Buongiorno Wait, no, I'm sorry Buenos Morning Good morning, how's it going? What color are you like, Jack? Um, probably green screen green.
    133:57
    Jay, did I just shoot for what's flashing, bud? Buenos... Nacho. Buenos noches is, uh... I thought that means night or something. Like, good night.
    134:18
    Or... Can someone school me in some Spanish? was... Techie, what do you mean, still? I just fired up the stream at midnight.
    134:33
    Now I can run my hands down my... Pro tip, Jack. Mystery backhand band members guitar. Huh? Oh yeah, I know about the band members. Buenos dias. Thank you, Unforgivable. My man. Buenos dias. Mucho gusto. Me llamo Jack Danger.
    135:04
    Me llamo Jack Danger. Como estas? Uh, other words and sayings? Carnitas? I don't know. Spanish. You know Spanish.
    135:36
    Take your shirt off. Oh, dude. Make America Great Again beer helmet? Oh my god.
    135:55
    Can it be Make America... I don't even... I can't even. What was wrong with America? What was wrong with pinball? You know what? Those hats that say Make Pinball Great Again? Fuck that.
    136:14
    There was nothing wrong with pinball. if there was a problem with pinball it was getting games out on time and the person making the ham says get on the games pinball has always been great thank you gory make jack get some more that should be a hat give me another beer I need to hold my beer shirt Watch this. Hold my beer.
    137:00
    Holy shit. Snap. Make pinball not eat cake again. Yeah, dude. More beer. Get him on the inside. More beer. I'm like begging.
    137:38
    All pinball's good pinball. This is true, Yahtzee. With one glaring, glaring exception. Yeah, yeah, I think prices are pretty bonkers, man.
    138:03
    But here's the deal. With one exception. Yeah, exactly. Here's the thing. Are you ready for this? Uh... Something I encountered... How do I put this?
    138:24
    Let's say... No. How do you put this? So, okay. Okay. There really is no reason... to need to own pinball machines.
    138:42
    right you know just find a place that's maintaining their own games and has an awesome collection and all sorts of other shit and blah blah blah because let's say you have one pinball machine in your house in your mind when you go pick up that machine and when you first get it you're like I'm gonna play this everyday for the rest of my life you know what go play freaking track and field every day for the rest of your life. When that game first came out for Nintendo, you're like, this game's the shit. You know what it isn't? The shit. Because if it's the only game you have to play, you don't give a crap after like 300 games.
    139:33
    In my new city, I haven't found a single machine? Shit, Apocalypse, that sucks, man. You should buy a pinball machine. XD! Exactly, Gory. Like, if you're in a place... So, for instance, here in Chicago. Like, there are so many games readily available for me to go play. There is, like, no reason outside of convenience for me to have a room full of pinball machines.
    140:01
    You know what I'm not doing when I shut off the stream? Turning off Guns N' Roses and going over to play Stars. Right?
    140:11
    I love those games, man. But, like, it's... You don't need to own them. Yeah, if it's a steal, kill it, man. Go for it.
    140:29
    I'm lucky enough to have a guy like Gavin who keeps cycling out the fucking machines every other week.
    140:35
    That keeps it fresh. For me, and for him. Because I'm beating up his games, and he's fixing them. I'm a cheap ass when it comes to pinball prices. Listen, man.
    140:48
    You know the old adage or thing where people are like, oh, why do you throw so much money away renting when you can go buy a house? This is true. You're paying money for this place that you're not putting any equity into and it doesn't make... But here's the thing.
    141:06
    What happens when the roof leaks? Your pipes burst. your radiators freak out. There's a hole in the floor. You break a window. But you don't have to pay for that, ladies and gentlemen. That is the landlord's thing. Like, it almost makes more sense to rent the apartment, aka pay to play someone else's pinball machines, because you don't have to fucking replace that coil. You don't have to find that ramp. You don't have to fix that plastic. You don't have to rebuild those drop targets.
    141:40
    Although owning pinball machines is pretty fucking amazing. I'll put that out there. It's a devil's advocate thing, you know?
    141:50
    I love playing my own games. I love playing other people's games. But you desperately do not need to own a pinball machine. Because there's so many great machines out there for you to go play. free play that's true Jaded but what if the owner doesn't do that either that's very true Apoculus very true buddy whatever I'm just ranting because I'm freaking drinking well internet this has been fun it's 2 in the morning I love you dearly, but uh, daddy danger's got a
    142:50
    Gonna leave the stream run while I leave you guys are welcome to just look at whatever and I'm gonna look like the freaking Unabomber going home There's something unique about the flavor of pay-to-play. Every ball means more at Buckwheat.
    143:09
    Thank you. I was trying to... There was something else on the tip of my tongue that I couldn't think of, and that's it, man. Playing free play, you'll see me... I'd say two-thirds of these games, I'm doing this and reading chat, not paying attention. When you're putting money in the game, and I find this when I'm putting money in the game and I'm out on location, you're more focused. you're more dedicated. It means something. You know? It means something. It's like playing Mario Brothers versus playing Mario Brothers with the fucking Game Shark.
    143:46
    Go home, you're drunk. Yeah, see my man. How you doing? internet I love you so much thanks for tuning in and watching Laura and Chuck and Gavin play pinball it was a lot of fun tune in tomorrow where hopefully I'll have some time to stream again if not we'll let Laura take over and maybe she'll play some skateball or something that could be cool I need to get a haircut man I look like I'm a balding old freaking punk dildo okay shutting it down i love you uh don't get beat up you're all incredible let's make out soon yeah good night peace out
    144:53
    peace out everyone be quiet I'm just waiting for someone to sub really quick It's not coming? Okay Woo Time to go home Well, well, well Mama chill I love you goodnight let me get a hey guys in the chat goodbye