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Elton John Pinball!

Cary Hardy·video·5m 46s·analyzed·Oct 31, 2023
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TL;DR

Elton John is JJP's best shooter but theme and price limit appeal beyond collectors.

Summary

Cary Hardy reviews Jersey Jack Pinball's Elton John machine, praising its excellent shot layout, animations, and overall build quality as JJP's best shooter to date, but criticizing the high price point and niche theme appeal that limits its marketability beyond dedicated Elton John fans and JJP collectors. He disputes claims that Elton John 'stole the show' at Pinball Expo, attributing long wait lines to JJP bringing only three machines rather than genuine overwhelming demand compared to other manufacturers.

Key Claims

  • Elton John is Jersey Jack's best shooter to date

    high confidence · Cary Hardy's opening statement and repeated throughout the video

  • Steve Ritchie used a tried-and-true layout for Elton John based on his previous hits

    high confidence · Direct statement about Ritchie's design approach

  • The game features 16 of Elton John's master tracks

    high confidence · Stated as factual detail about the game's audio content

  • Jersey Jack brought only three Elton John machines to Pinball Expo while Barrels of Fun brought 10 games

    high confidence · Cary Hardy's direct observation about inventory at the expo

  • The game plays like a Stern because Steve implemented features from his previous hits

    medium confidence · Cary's analysis of design philosophy

  • Elton John will sell better than Godfather because the theme is more enjoyable and fun to shoot

    medium confidence · Cary's prediction based on gameplay and theme comparison

Notable Quotes

  • “Elton John is Jersey Jack's best shooter to date.”

    Cary Hardy @ 0:00 — Opening thesis establishing the game's mechanical excellence

  • “The price is wrong, bitch.”

    Cary Hardy @ 1:30 — Direct criticism of the game's pricing as a barrier to broader appeal

  • “Are you kidding me? The lines were insanely long for Elton John. Obviously there was more interest in that game than Labyrinth... Would the fact that J only brought three fucking machines to the show have anything to do with it?”

    Cary Hardy @ 2:15 — Challenges the narrative that long lines indicate genuine popularity; attributes lines to limited availability

  • “If you are an Elton John fan and a pinball enthusiast, then this is the best that you're going to get right here.”

    Cary Hardy @ 4:00 — Acknowledges the game's target demographic while implying limited broader appeal

  • “For a lot of us in this hobby there a couple of boxes that are not being checked for us and number one is the price and number two is the theme.”

    Cary Hardy @ 3:45 — Identifies core barriers to adoption: pricing and theme mismatch with player base

  • “I bet that those actors playing in this trailer couldn't name three Elton John songs.”

    Cary Hardy @ 5:00 — Criticism of marketing approach using actors unconvincing in their portrayal of Elton John fandom

Entities

Elton JohngameJersey Jack PinballcompanySteve RitchiepersonCary HardypersonBarrels of FuncompanyLabyrinthgamePinball Expoevent

Signals

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Elton John positioned as premium collector item with excellent mechanical design but limited mass-market appeal due to niche theme and high price point

    high · Cary states game will appeal to 'Elton John fans and JJP collectors' specifically, not to 'majority of pinball enthusiasts'

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Steve Ritchie applying proven layout principles from previous Stern designs to Jersey Jack platform

    medium · Cary notes Ritchie 'implemented a lot of his previous hits into this layout' and that 'game plays like a Stern'

  • $

    market_signal: Jersey Jack's limited inventory strategy at Pinball Expo (3 machines) created artificial scarcity that inflated demand perception and wait times

    high · Cary contrasts JJP's 3 Elton Johns vs Barrels' 10 games, noting bottleneck created false impression of overwhelming interest

  • $

    market_signal: Price cited as primary barrier to adoption even for players who acknowledge the game's technical quality

    high · Repeated statements: 'the price is wrong' and 'if the price was lower I would totally be down'

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Community skepticism about genuine Elton John popularity; claims of 'stealing the show' disputed based on availability constraints rather than actual demand

    high · Cary describes narrative of Elton John stealing show as misleading; many players explicitly avoided line

  • ?

Topics

Game mechanics and design qualityprimaryTheme appeal and market demographicsprimaryPricing strategy and affordability barriersprimaryPinball Expo attendance and availabilityprimaryMarketing and launch video strategysecondaryLocation vs collector market dynamicssecondaryJersey Jack Pinball inventory and distributionsecondary

Sentiment

mixed(0.55)— Cary praises the game's mechanical excellence and build quality highly, but expresses significant frustration with pricing and theme selection. Dismisses claims of overwhelming popularity as misleading. Overall assessment is that the game is technically excellent but commercially limited by factors outside gameplay quality.

Transcript

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Elton John is Jersey Jack's best shooter to date. Yeah, well, Steve is technically using a layout that is tried and true, after all. The game is beautiful. I mean, the art is Elton John. Yeah, and if you like glitter, oh, you're in for a treat. The screen animation is killer, and I love how it flows with the game. Yeah, I mean, JJP animations are always top-notch. The light show is spectacular with the music. Yeah, I mean, the Hot Rails really do add a nice visual appeal to the game. They have 16 of Elton John's master tracks on this game. Yeah, they better for what they're charging. That three ball lock system inside the piano, that's pretty cool. Yeah, and the moving Elton John on that piano is pretty nifty as well. What do you think of that display on the piano? I mean, it's pretty cool. Nice aesthetics. it's probably a first in pinball as well. And that topper on the CE? Yeah, very nice. Much better than the Toy Story 4 topper. They start shipping in November. Oh, so you're getting one? Oh, God no. I'm not an Elton John fan, but I'll be playing it on location for sure. What about you? Yeah, I not much into Elton John either I mean if the price was lower I would totally be down Oh yeah me too without a doubt For sure This seems to be the typical conversation between people when speaking about Jersey Jack Pinball latest release It plays like a stern, because Steve implemented a lot of his previous hits into this layout. And he also had them fix the flippers. And they better keep the flippers like this going forward. I mean, the game looks and it sounds great, but the theme isn't speaking to a majority of pinball enthusiasts, and it's not too surprising. I mean, a lot of people can look past a theme that doesn't speak to them if the price is right, but... The price is wrong, bitch. Something else that cracks me up when I'm reading through certain things online is seeing that certain people, for whatever reason, think that Elton John stole the show at Pinball Expo this year. You sure about that? Are you kidding me? The lines were insanely long for Elton John. Obviously there was more interest in that game than Labyrinth. So let me get this straight. You're basing the public's interest off of the length of a line to a pinball machine at Pinball Expo. Would the fact that J only brought three fucking machines to the show have anything to do with it Maybe Just maybe Versus barrels of fun that had 10 games but only six of them were on the showroom floor. There was a bit of a bottleneck with Elton John. I mean I personally know a lot of people that didn't even attempt to wait in line for Elton John. There's just a lot of us out there that do not want to stand in line and wait forever to play a pinball machine. Especially when there's a lot of good players out there. And for whatever reason, they think that Pinball Expo is the time to try to get that grand champion score on a new machine when you have 20-some-odd people waiting for you to be done. I'd be asking people, like, oh, so did you get a chance to play Elton John? And their basic response was, like, I'm not waiting in line for that. Like, no, there's only three games, and they brought a bunch of other games that aren't selling right now, like, you know, CE Godfathers and your Toy Story 4s. There's plenty of those. Three damn freaking Elton Johns. Look, if you are an Elton John fan and a pinball enthusiast, then this is the best that you're going to get right here. If you are a Jersey Jack pinball collector, then this will be the best shooter in your collection. But for a lot of us in this hobby there a couple of boxes that are not being checked for us and number one is the price and number two is the theme i mean i foresee this game selling better than godfather because i mean the theme's more enjoyable and it's funner to shoot and it will do well on location I mean, Elton John is a good theme for people. Granted, older people, but for people. But not for the age group that was shown during their launch video, which, by the way, was spectacular. Great launch video. But you had these people that were obviously in their early 20s, maybe mid at the max, rocking out. These actors were trying to act like Elton John was like the newest, biggest thing. I bet that those actors playing in this trailer couldn't name three Elton John songs. Did any of you out there get a chance to play the Elton Pinball Machine? And if you did, let me know how you feel about it in the comments section down below. And until next time, guys, peace! We'll see you next time.
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licensing_signal: Elton John theme appeals primarily to older demographics despite marketing attempting to target younger players

high · Cary critiques launch video showing early-20s actors 'trying to act like Elton John was the newest, biggest thing'