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Kaneda recaps TPF: Pokémon ships, Beetlejuice thrives, Yukon Yeti criticized for AI music, Circus Voltaire announced.
Pokémon Pinball LE units are shipping this week (as of TPF in March 2025)
high confidence · Kaneda stated directly: 'The LEs are all done. So if you have an LE game, it is going to ship to you this week.'
A Pokémon LE sold on eBay for $19,000 (approximately $6,000 over MSRP before fees)
medium confidence · Kaneda: 'He said he sold his on eBay for $19,000. Okay, you got to pay some eBay fees.' This is anecdotal from a friend.
Pokémon Pinball LEs are moving at $3,000-$5,000 over MSRP on Pinside secondary market
medium confidence · Kaneda observed: 'I'm seeing on Pinside right now, they seem to be moving around three to 5000 over sticker.'
Stern is being quiet about future Insider Connected implementation for Pokémon, particularly Pokedex functionality
high confidence · Kaneda: 'Stern Pinball, in their seminar, they were very sort of quiet on what's coming down the road' and 'Jack Danger and Tano. They seem to have smiles on their faces when people ask about this stuff.'
Yukon Yeti uses AI-generated ragtime piano music as its intro theme and soundtrack
high confidence · Kaneda opened the episode: 'That is ragtime piano, AI generated. That is the actual song that is being used by Turner Pinball in Yukon Yeti.'
American Pinball will produce Circus Voltaire remakes via partnership with Planetary Pinball Supply (Rick), while Pedretti Gaming produces Totem and Theater of Magic
high confidence · Kaneda: 'Rick at Planetary partnered up with these guys. They're gonna make Circus Voltaire first. It seems like Pedretti Gaming is making Totem and Theater of Magic.'
Circus Voltaire remakes are expected to release around July or August 2025
medium confidence · Kaneda: 'I am hearing somewhere around like July, August for the game.'
Three Musketeers by Hexapinball was stuck in customs at TPF
high confidence · Kaneda: 'The Three Musketeers by Hexapinball was stuck in customs. Poor guys.'
“That is ragtime piano, AI generated. That is the actual song that is being used by Turner Pinball in Yukon Yeti. TPF is over.”
Kaneda @ 0:00-0:15 — Opens the episode with strong criticism of Yukon Yeti's audio production quality; sets tone for product quality concerns
“If you have an LE game, it is going to ship to you this week.”
Kaneda @ ~2:45 — Confirms Pokémon LE shipping timeline; major product launch signal
“It is bonkers if you were to tell any of your friends that you spend [money] on a toy that is incomplete, you don't know when it going to be complete, and you don't even know what going to be included in the completed toy.”
Kaneda @ ~9:30 — Critical assessment of Pokémon's incomplete Insider Connected integration at launch; frames the purchase as risky
“I think Stern Pinball never really built Insider Connected to do anything very complex. I don't think they built it to have on your phone too as an app that does other stuff.”
Kaneda @ ~8:45 — Expresses skepticism about Stern's Insider Connected capabilities and roadmap; warns buyers about expectations
“John Wick sales were horrendous. The resale value is horrendous. I get it's got a little bit of a cult following. It never fully recovered from gun gate issue when it launched.”
Kaneda @ ~11:30 — Assesses John Wick's market failure and explains why continued code support won't revive it
“The game is really fun to shoot. It has fun mechs in the game. The upper playfield is a hoot to shoot. The music is atrocious. The artwork and the call outs are atrocious.”
Kaneda @ ~21:00 — Mixed review of Yukon Yeti gameplay vs. production quality; identifies specific areas for improvement
“If you are charging $10,000 to $12,000 for an unlicensed IP game like Yukon Yeti, you can't put in like cheap AI generated ragtime piano music.”
Kaneda @ ~22:15 — Criticizes Turner Pinball's production value for the price point; ties audio quality to premium positioning
product_launch: Pokémon Pinball LE units shipping week of March 2025 TPF; 750 units expected by end of March
high · Kaneda: 'The LEs are all done. So if you have an LE game, it is going to ship to you this week' and 'We're going to get 750 Pokémon LEs to customers by the end of March.'
market_signal: Pokémon LE secondary market showing $3,000-$5,000 premiums on Pinside; anecdotal $19,000 eBay sale; market testing phase as units ship
medium · Kaneda observed current Pinside pricing and reported friend's eBay transaction; characterized as moment where 'rubber is going to meet the road'
product_concern: Pokémon Pinball shipping with incomplete Insider Connected integration; Pokedex functionality promised but undefined; buyer purchasing incomplete product
high · Kaneda: 'spending all of this money on a very, very popular IP' for a game whose 'long-term enjoyment and replay value will come down to how intricate Stern's Insider Connected software happens' but 'nobody fully knows how Stern is gonna implement Insider Connected'
product_concern: Yukon Yeti using cheap AI-generated ragtime piano music for premium-priced unlicensed IP game; community expects improvements before shipping
high · Kaneda: 'If you are charging $10,000 to $12,000 for an unlicensed IP game like Yukon Yeti, you can't put in like cheap AI generated ragtime piano music' and predicted community-driven improvements
sentiment_shift: Beetlejuice receiving predominantly positive community feedback despite minor mechanical criticisms; strong cultural resonance as first Tim Burton pinball
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Spooky is manufacturing all Beetlejuice units rapidly and will release all games within a short timeframe
high confidence · Kaneda: 'they made a lot of show games' and 'they can make all the Beetlejuices in two weeks!' (comparative statement about production speed)
Stern intends to ship 750 Pokémon LEs to customers by the end of March 2025
high confidence · Kaneda: 'We're going to get 750 Pokémon LEs to customers by the end of March.'
“Spooky is laughing all the way to the bank. I think now what's about to happen is they're going to get more games out more consistently and then we're just going to have the year of Beetlejuice.”
Kaneda @ ~17:00 — Positive market assessment of Spooky's Beetlejuice momentum and production capability
“They pulled the winner and they announced his name and he was not in the room... the other guy comes running into the room hysterical almost at the point of tears... Brian makes the executive decision to also give the original winner a game. That is good PR.”
Kaneda @ ~28:45 — Describes American Pinball's customer service decision during raffle incident; frames leadership as customer-focused
“I want to see what the new American pinball develops without any baggage, without any old stuff. The new game with the new leadership and the new team wearing those bright blue shirts.”
Kaneda @ ~31:15 — Expresses optimism about American Pinball's future original designs under new leadership; subtle criticism of previous management
high · Kaneda: 'I keep hearing predominantly much more positive stuff about Beetlejuice than negative stuff' and 'It's the first Tim Burton pinball machine. It nails feeling like you playing Beetlejuice'
announcement: American Pinball partnering with Planetary Pinball Supply (Rick) to produce Circus Voltaire remakes in both classic and remastered versions; expected July-August 2025
high · Kaneda: 'Rick at Planetary partnered up with these guys. They're gonna make Circus Voltaire first' and 'I am hearing somewhere around like July, August for the game'
personnel_signal: American Pinball under new leadership (Brian Vincent, Ron Lindeman); characterized as making good PR decisions and moving toward original designs
high · Kaneda: 'the new American Pinball leadership' making 'executive decision to also give the original winner a game. That is good PR' and 'I want to see what the new American pinball develops without any baggage'
competitive_signal: Sonic the Hedgehog (JJP/Steve Ritchie) and Transformers (Stern) both expected July 2025; Stern positioning concern about competing against Ritchie design
medium · Kaneda: 'I think Sonic the Hedgehog and Transformers maybe the same exact month. And if I'm Stern Transformers, I do not want to go up against Steve Ritchie's Sonic the Hedgehog'
product_concern: High number of premium games releasing simultaneously (Pokémon, Sonic, Transformers, Goonies, Circus Voltaire); market cost and availability constraints limit buyer accessibility
high · Kaneda: 'everyone's on a list for Transformers, for Goonies, for Circus Voltaire. Man, it's just gonna get really expensive' and warned about exercising 'patience and only get the games that you really can afford'
code_update: John Wick code approaching version 1.0 after multiple updates; game completion irrelevant to market recovery due to cultural failure and poor theme reception
high · Kaneda: 'I think this game is closing in on 1.0' but 'John Wick is a game that is not going to get a lot of attention' and 'when John Wick is complete, just as few people are going to care as they did six months ago'
event_signal: Texas Pinball Festival 2025 marked by fewer major surprise announcements; manufacturers revealed news pre-show; contrasts with historical TPF tradition of big reveals
high · Kaneda: 'This used to be a show where the manufacturers would actually wait and reveal some big, big news at the show itself' but 'we got what Stern was doing before the show with Pokémon, Jersey Jacks, Harry Potter'
design_philosophy: Kaneda critiques Turner Pinball for cutting corners on audio production (AI music) despite $10-12K pricing; establishes expectation that premium pricing requires premium production across all elements
high · Kaneda: 'Chris. If you are charging $10,000 to $12,000 for an unlicensed IP game... you can't put in like cheap AI generated ragtime piano music... You need to hire a really good sound engineer'