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Day 5 of FISH TALES BATTLE!! Jan '15 - 2 / 2

Dead Flip·video·12m 32s·analyzed·Feb 3, 2015

Analysis

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TL;DR

Dead Flip Fish Tales Day 5 stream with casual play, pizza jokes, and machine issues.

Summary

Dead Flip streams Day 5 of a Fish Tales battle series from January 2015, featuring casual gameplay, banter about pizza orders, machine maintenance issues (high voltage problems, broken button), and playful competition between streamers. The content is primarily entertainment-focused with minimal substantive pinball analysis.

Key Claims

Fish Tales machine had high voltage that wouldn't turn off, causing operational hazards during streaming
high confidence · Direct observation of machine malfunction during broadcast
The flipper button on Fish Tales was broken during streaming
high confidence · Direct mention: 'We broke the button. The worst pinball week.'
Stream technical issues were fixed on-air during the broadcast
high confidence · Direct statement: 'See us fix the stream on stream, which was interesting.'

Notable Quotes

“So you see us almost electrocute ourselves working out of fishtails that didn't know how to turn its high voltage off. That was fun. We broke the button. The worst pinball week.”
Jack Danger@ 0:18 — Summarizes major machine maintenance issues encountered during the streaming session
“You don't fuck with Jack Danger.”
Jack Danger@ 10:42 — Humorous closing statement reflecting competitive spirit and entertainment focus of the stream
“It's all about sunglasses, pinball. You know what I'm saying? If you ain't looking good, you ain't playing good. Which is something no one has ever said.”
Streamer@ 8:18 — Self-aware humor about streaming presentation and pinball performance

Entities

Jack DangerpersonCrystalpersonFish TalesgameDead FliporganizationIron Mangame

Signals

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event_signal: Dead Flip conducting multi-day Fish Tales streaming battle series in January 2015 with guest players and audience engagement
high · Series titled 'Day 5 of FISH TALES BATTLE' with planned voting for next week's game and audience participation
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product_concern: Fish Tales machine experiencing electrical hazards (high voltage not shutting off) and physical damage (broken flipper button) during streaming session
high · Direct observation: 'almost electrocute ourselves working out of fishtails that didn't know how to turn its high voltage off. That was fun. We broke the button.'

Transcript

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Watch this double bonus. Super Lanes. Double bonus. This time. Ah, folks. So you got to see us almost electrocute ourselves working out of fishtails that didn't know how to turn its high voltage off. That was fun. We broke the button. The worst pinball week. You got to see us fix the stream on stream, which was interesting. Love you. You got to see Crystal nail a bell shot to a ramp and do a cheese carton. Where are they? Over the corner. And drink. All day long. Yo, I want a cheeseburger. No meat. Dairy free. That's like the pizza. What is it? Somebody ordered no cheese, no sauce. It was basically just a sauce-less, cheese-less pizza with only meat on the left side. What? That sounds terrible. I think they call it a nun pizza with left beef. Nun pizza with left beef. Yes.

Nun pizza with left beef. God, those slingshots are so sensitive. Uh, what the hell was that? One pizza with left beef.

I never see this. What? So, here's the order form. They just did no cheese, no sauce, no pepperoni. Nothing for it. And then just beef on the left side. Wow, they did it. It was like the chef just took a piece of dough and was just like. Just threw meat on it. Like, you gave me the option to ask. Not a piece of lefties.

Wow, he's still playing. Look at this. That's a tilt. That's not a tilt.

I can't move the game. I need to move the game. Nope. That was a failed drop catch. Beautiful.

There is a salad grind in skateboarding you could flip out of it. Oh my god, dude. I worked at McDonald's for one year, dude. I know how little money it is. I will never get back to this time. Why am I doinking hard all of a sudden?

Thinking about that melon pizza. No, I'm thinking about the pizza. Good thing I wasn't your customer.

Well. What do you think? One more for our shits and giggles? Yeah, one more. All right. Yeah, I got that booty. I'm going first. I'm playing with my sunglasses on, you should too. I'm play- okay. Peer pressure folks! We gotta look good Don give in to it I gonna do heroin you should too Mine uh that not a can I go like this Can I play like this the whole time If you want to look super cool and like put your glasses down Okay.

Wall machine. Good God, y'all. What is it? Ding dong. Nothing. Pizza! Here, here, here. Wall. What is that? I don't know what that is. You almost shot up the ramp. That's pretty cool.

So you can pull that machine that's been played this hard. Thanks, Steve. Love you. Good God. Man, you should play this. Sometimes it's not more often. You're murdering me. I'm one-legged.

Yeah, you're doing it. It's called the stork. You're storking. Grab the stork? Hold it. Let it sit. Get rid of it.

Comete, comete. Stork it. Don't get tired. Bounce. Weird backhand thing. Jam multi balls like that. Hell yeah.

Guys, this is Crystal's Cinderella story here. And on the machine. It's Cinderella. Like the band. This is her story of how the band Cinderella came to be.

Okay, band. Repose. Uh, jaded. I did order a pizza, but I didn't get anchovies on it. I completely forgot. I was just too pissed off at the, at Fishtails, man. I didn't want to give it any. Okay, the question is, how do I get it off that frickin' ramp? Alright, get it. Link, no. Hold it. Cradle. Get rid of it. You mean like on the fly? Is that what you mean when you say get rid of it? Yeah. When I say get rid of it, I mean fucking flip. Dude, you're murdering right now.

I love you. Okay, so do not... Okay, it's okay. It's okay. Love you. See you. If I had smashed my metal buttons, would that have done an add-a-ball? I did not see how many actual shots you made, so I'm uncertain.

I took a pretty dope photo of you, though, so I think you'll be fine. I took a pretty dope photo of you, so I think you'll be fine. I want to see. Well, it's on the internet. I want to use it in my lower turds. No lower turns for you. You get that creepy weird photo you had. I hate that picture. My hair was short. It was too long. No one likes their photo, okay? That's just... You made it into the club. I made it into the club. That's all you get. Whoa Yo the sunglasses are not letting me do anything Oh that was sexy A little tickle on its way up the, well, I don't think tickle is the right word. Brushing, a light dusting. A light dusting of the target. Grazing. I'm clenching hard here, kids. Wow, look at that. Swip.

Kick. Swip. All right. Swip. Gorgeous. BTW, better first instead of not coming. Oh, come on, buddy.

This is a show for kids, about kids, by kids. It's a kid show. What does that mean? It means it's run by people.

So there's all my shots with my edible. I wish I didn't get that so early, but that's all right. That's not coming back.

JK, it came back. Jim's not late. I'm in, Jim. Yeah, that's right. It flashes no matter what. Who next? No, everybody out of the pool.

Everybody out! Everybody out of the pool! What is love? Adult Swim is over! Baby don't hurt me What do I go? Don't hurt me no more

Mostly keep it alive My man! That was beautiful That was dirty. I hate you, TNT! That was dirty pool. TNT, it happens. I used to play TNT. What's that?

It's weird. I mean, you're killing them. I'm not. You're killing them tints, man. It's all about sunglasses, pinball. You know what I'm saying? It's like, if you ain't looking good, you ain't playing good.

Which is something no one has ever said. Sunder. Love you. Sweep! Man, I got exhausted. I couldn't do it anymore.

We're going to ignore this jackpot and go for the belt. We don't need two million. Or go for Thunderstruck and then Drain. Too late.

I screwed up. Oh, man, we are thunder stroking out. You did this weird thing with your leg where it was like... With the printing LEDs sunglasses are a good idea One hot angel

Yo, have you hit a war machine target yet? Or the spinner? Oh god, that's not working. Why? So here's the deal. Sometimes if it lives up between this lightning bolt and that T too long, you want to hit the machine because it will equalize itself to go straight down the middle. Betwixt. In betwixt the two targets. Started great.

Ended poor. Like that. That actually came down. Come on. Yeah, fuck. Fuck. Yo, no one likes pinball. Nobody. I love it. I'm just kidding. I love it. No, yo. Folks, thanks again for coming out. Hold on. Let's get some background music.

All right, guys. Thanks again for coming. Thanks to Crystal for showing up for the last day. This was Fishtails Day 5, but Fishtails got... I taught it a lesson.

You don't fuck with Jack Danger. Donate to kids. I didn't mean to swear either. I'll put up the voting for next week's game.

It sounds like Iron Man's in the running. That would be fun to play because that's another game that will make you want to tear your hair out. But not as bad as Fishtails. Like Iron Man, if you're screwing up, it's your own fault.

Great. Other than that, do you have anything to add? No. No? Come on, the world. There's like five people watching. Practice those bounce passes. Dead flips. bounce passes what else are they called oh practice your post pass yeah practice your life catches love and kindness loving case no don't you don't bother take care of yourselves and each other good morning good afternoon and good night I guess love you I'm convinced you made the flipper button pop off on fish tails if you tell anyone jaded I will break your legs I promise I love you I promise you. I love you. I promise you.

Um, great. Have a good night. See you guys. Auf Wiedersehen. I'm turning this shit off. Let's go play. Goodbye. Let's go play. Let's play a game of World Cup before we leave. Yeah, sounds good. Sounds like a good tradition. Sounds like good tradition.

Oh, I'm so hungry. Pop. Good evening. Get ready for the big match. Wait, are we still streaming? Turn it off before I take off my shirt.