It's designed to like be, um, like you can never turn on all the doctors in like one game. No, you're thinking Doctor Who. No, Doctor Dude. Doctor Dude doesn't have doctors you can collect. I'm saying the fucking Dude, Super Dude, Cool Dude. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's incredibly hard, but it like carries over, which I just think is stupid design. Right? You're like, I don't want to have to carry it over this shit. Alright, brother. Hey, folks, what's going on? Thanks for coming. Everyone's out of the office today, but my buddy Andy, a local pinball competitor, is here today. PCP. Yeah, he plays for the team, the Pinsane Clown Posse. Last place this year. Last place, killing it. We did not win. Whatever, it is what it is. We're going to try a best two out of three on this. We've got some other kids potentially showing up, but for now we're just going to bum around and see who wins. Alright, let's kill it. Let's flip for this shit there and see who goes first. What does it say? Keep watching. Uh, no. No, no, no. This update's slow, but that's going to say the number. It fluctuates a lot. Uh, all right, man. Call it in the air. Heads or tails? Heads. I interfered. It's heads. I'm assuming I'm going first? Sure. All right, really? Let's kill this shit. It sucks to watch it live on here. Trica, this is more live than that. Yeah. All right. Let's turn the fucking audio up here, too. You want to rock it? Yeah, we get it. All right, folks. So my approach right off the bat is just to go for sparky, multiball all day. Or drain immediately. That was good. Thanks, bud. That was a shitted cat. Kill it till it's dead. Or drain. You try to. Alright, let's... Alright, let's step this up a little bit because we have the exact same fucking store. Really? Nice. Alright. Oh my god. So, Sparky all day. Clean. Fucker. Clean. No! God damn it. Alright, we're gonna... This is not going well. Why don't you just wait? You know you chose the saddest one. Hell yeah! What the fuck is going on? Uh, sorry this isn't going so well here, folks. Just getting warmed up, I guess. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, indeed. Queen. Oh, my God. Left out lane, moneymaker. Yancy. Welcome to the tree, buddy. Thanks for coming back. Hell yeah. Amazing. Amazing. $500,000. Oh, you fucker. Well, with bonus, what's those buttons doing? What happens? It speeds that up. All right, man. No sweat. No sweat. All right, so, you know what? We're going to count that as a practice game. That was bullshit. Alright, this is for realsies now. Best two out of three. And I will go first. Good luck to you bud. How the fart did I just get in here? It's unreal. Is it hot in here or something? I can't figure it out. Yeah, I'm taking mine out. I'm empty. The song... Oh no, it's not like ACDC. The songs actually don't do anything in this. All right, now we have control. Oh my god. Come on. Somebody's controlling me. It's unreal, it's like there's a fucking magnet over there. There you go. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Nice. I can't believe it. It's sparking. Well, three more. What now? One more, buddy. Oh, I should have left that out. Oh, fucker. No, you're ready, dude. You're all lined up. Fucking... You're all lined up. Okay. Shit. Shit scores. Got it. That's all I wanted. Oh, shit. Alright. Oh. Yo, sometimes the audio freaks out on this cabinet. I can't figure out why. You hear it? It's like the sound effects play, but the music does not. Yeah, I can't figure that out. Yeah. The Metallica is set up a lot tougher than the couple I've played. Yeah, man, you can't touch this thing or it'll tilt. Extra balls are off. Zero ball save. Absolutely zero ball save. And we moved the outlaying post up as high as it can go. this thing is a nightmare to play. Shit. Oh, baby. Two more hits to that. One. Alright, here we go. One last hit. Wish the audio would stop freaking out. multiball. Plays like an EM. Yeah, no shit. Don't touch this thing. Cold chuck? Cold chuck? Cold chuck? Cold chuck? Alright, so now what you do in any multiball in this game is you want to go for the picks that are blinking. And once you get off four, then you go in the snake. And there's a 2x multiplier and an add-a-ball. If you can get control of it. Just like that. And now just like a jet box. Alright, so... Alright, let's get this over here, or drain it, either way. Let's try to line up a few more super jackpots here. I am not hitting the sparky at all. There we go. There we go. So anything that has the sparky icon is a jackpot, But now that that one in the middle is flashing bright like that, that's your super jackpot. And if you can line that up with a doubler, like in Snake and stuff like that, it doubles the score. Fuck you. Well, that was unfortunate. See where... Oh, the slap save. What the fuck? Alright, so now I'm going to check to see how close we are to crank it up here. Crank it up is that new bug they put in where you will just destroy the game if you can get all four of these left. And to achieve that I need seven more crosses and seven more snakes. Yeah, it's the tombstone, but also, like, you see how there's a cross in front of these other shots? other shots. If you get those by... so this shot here that's blinking, that's the last shot I hit. And now if I hit a cross, it's going to add a cross to that. And to solidify it so that it stays with you throughout the entire game, you have to... it'll start blinking, all three of them will blink. Hit it again, then this will start flashing, the cat's claw. Hit that and it locks it in. So now whenever I hit this, it's going to give me a spark to hit, a snake hit, and... And, uh, yeah. Oh, fuck you. Liv? What's Nancy saying there? I don't even know what those do, man. So, while the multiballs going there's like these little heads that are racing across the bottom I could not tell you what those do at all. All right we are close. And now I'm making stupid shots. Yeah that audio is like, throwing me man. So all right now we just need snakes for crank it up. Alright, Crank It Up's ready. Oh, it falls in! Alright, so this mode is the business, dude. That's how you turn on Crank It Up, isn't it? Yeah. So, I usually do Fade to Black because it's like switch hit based, and even though shots are flashing for more points, Fade to Black, I feel, is where all the money's at. It also starts you off with Ball Save, but it's not a multiball. And to collect what you've done during Fade to Black, you have to hit all the major shots. And then is it over? Yeah. That's how I got, I got like $1,500 on this. I didn't know how to play it when I got cranked up, and I just kept going. Yeah. I didn't turn in my shot, you know what I mean? Well, it's all money, man. Don't you fucking, oh my God, dude. But I was just like, you know what I mean? I was just like, no, I don't, I'm not going to take it. I got about $65. You got this buddy. So your multiball is ready. Perfect. With your skill shot so you got a mil off of that. Let's zap them. So did you hear the thing about the picks? There's four picks here and you want to hit all the ones that are flashing. Once you do the snake lights up, get a ball in there, it's an anaball. Plus it gives you two X-Pen everything you do. So you get the two picks on the left and the one on the right. There's one. There's another one. You just need the one on the far left to get it. You got them all taken today. So those are less. That was a good buzz. Fuckin' hell! Well, you punched me with your super jackpot. That was a good save. So I keep shooting for Sparky. It seems to be like the safest bet. As long as I can catch that shit. There you go. Ramps are good too. You're two ramps away from Lady Justice. Oh good, fucking safe. Stop. Hold the ball at the end dude. You're good. It's probably settled down. Come on, you're in the mystery. Do not move anymore. Yo, if you can hit that one more time, that was a multiball. Yeah, oh shit. Richie is watching the stream while driving, is what he said. Oh, that's safe. Pretty safe, bro. Alright, so that's one up. This is the one for Jack. Nah, we got this, man. I'll go first since I won. Good luck, dog. See you, son. Alright, let's see if we can do that again. Yes! Hell yeah! Don't you fuck me. Oh my god, if you tilt... Tilt it! Son of a bitch. I barely moved that thing. kill it focus your chi creeping death hey now fucker nice, nice kill boy Nice life catch dude. Fuck. Fucker. You were getting some great shots. You need to start letting that ball bounce more. You an ass fella? Your ass, fella. Oh, God. The slingshots, man. Who is Andy? Andy is a buddy of ours that lives here in Chicago. He competes in the Chicago Pinball League. His team is the Pinsane Clown Posse. Last play. Last place represent. No, you're killing it. At least you didn't go completely dominated. You won a game. What? Oh, and you were not. You were part of the third. I was in your third best team. Third best team? We just didn't. Win any. We just didn't win any games. Yeah. No, dude, that's completely fair. I mean, because we didn't lose a single game until the finals. You guys seriously took a lot of points from the two top teams. Post pass. Oh, frick. Oh, I'm flipping like an idiot. Alright, one more. I bet a bad robot. I don't know. They can't hear you from back there. Get a little closer to them. Or you can just scream. Alright. The bad robot. Bad, bad robot. Bad, bad robot. Alright. Who sent that robot? Do I? I'm not sure that I might know you. I suck with people's hands, so I'm not sure. Alright, collect the picks, and then we got a gift snake. There's one. Shit. shit gotcha Oh my god dude They keep getting in each other's way Thank you Also when you get Vitamin P Is that a pinball joke Or a penis joke Oh, pussy, okay. Alright, alright. Let's just... Let's blow this up. So if I get it back in the snake, I'll get 2x again, but I will not get the add-on. Farts! And a dream. Also, if this arrow right here is ever lit up, and you hit that, that is also a 2x plate build multiplier for 30 seconds. But it's not easy to hit. Oh god. A thousand deaths. Alright. Yeah, I can't hit that thing on purpose. So I just need crosses for crank it up. So let's hit some crosses. Any crosses turned on without a cross hit? Yeah, so pretty much these three shots over here. And the ramp, yeah. Fuck you! Well, it's lit when I go in. Seek it. Yo, I could use some pizza. Is that what Ryan P is Yeah the guy name is Pizza Man Oh Good shape man Fucker Good Mmm! Good, good. Fuck you! Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ah! Oh, God. Hold your left flipper up. It's dirty. It's dangerous. Keep playing, buddy. The target's a bandit. I know. The anxiety. I played on a knife, Sid. That anxiety. You need a beer? Uh, yeah, I'll take a bit of it. Grab me whatever. Cool. Alright, there's something wrong with our audio board on this thing. Uh, the music keeps phasing in and out, but the sound effects keep playing fine. I'm not sure what that is. Later, Warren! Let's move this up juuust a skosh. My man. Thanks, brother. Should we drink? I haven't played it. Oh, you have a bottle? Yeah. Thanks, brother. What is this? Buffalo Bill's Brewery Pumpkin Ale. Whoa, that is... It's like Halloween. That is all Halloween. Here we go. Gotcha. Damn right. Oh shit, crank it up. Alright, so I got all these four shots lit up, which means crank it up is lit. This shot is such a pain in the ass to get on purpose. It's out of control. Oh, well. Well, anyway. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. They give you A very small ball save right up front. It's kind of anti-climactic with the music. The music to start... It gets stronger. I'm just like, oh, is this like this? Usually? Oh, yeah. This song actually starts out slow. I can't hear it, though. For fucking hell, dude. Yeah. There is something wrong with our audio board. I can't figure out... The game we're going to focus on next week is Dracula. Super skill shot. We're dead at East Simpson. We're still trying to decide. No! God damn it! Sucking motherfucker. Cock sucking motherfucking. Well. Yeah, you win. Hmm. Let's try something different. Never saw a snake puke before. No, neither have I. You ever played one handed before? No. No that's terrible. Let's try this again. Just keep going. Yeah, fuck it. I don't give a shit. Best of 14. Best of fucking 40. Best X out of 1. It would be cool to keep a running ball like best out of 5000 or something. You know what I mean? You could be down 100 games. Come back. Do you want first or second? Um, I like first. Well, load it up! Shake it off, man. You got this. Oh, fucker. Nice one. You only got one danger out of that. Come on. Come on. Yeah, I've seen the audio. Pooped out. There you go. Good catch. Nice. Oh dude, you're going to break your wrist. There's the needle. Shit. Oh, I had it too. Tippy toe. I didn't think it was that good. I'm going to go with the other side. I had it too. I didn't think of it. I thought it was going in. Yeah. The old tip-off. Here we go. Loop pass to nothing. Oh, God. What the fuck was that? I caught that incorrectly. I think 80,000 for Jack D. Yeah. All the way. No ball save on this? I don't know about that shit. Zero ball save. Ah! Fuck you! Zero ball save. Celebs? Who needs a celeb? Who's a celeb we could get? Like Joe Cusack? No one's going to want to fucking hang out over there. Fred Armisen. Who are none of the football fans? I'm not sure that I know any. Those Canadian dudes? Yeah. South America. Oh, that they're pinball fans? Seems like in the middle of a show and he's like, No, I got a pin finder. What? He says there's an arcade with extra balls. 39,000. 2,000. Bare naked ladies, man. Thank you. Lift. Come on baby. Extra ball. What's that? Hot double. I'm just kidding. Uh, stop. No, why did I do that? All right, fuck it. You guys can get hot dogs now that you're going to street. Yeah, actually, that's not a bad idea. We'll get hot dog over here. That would be awesome. Dude. That's incredible. Two more. Oh, you got this, bud. Fucker. Nope. Give it to me. Two? Do not shake the machine any more. Is that ball three? If it's not, you're set up. Yancy, that's a great idea, man. We should call Hot Dog. Fuck. Fucking A. Fucking A. It's so good that the audio keeps picking up. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yes, he's a pretty high-ranked pinball guy. Maybe top 600, I think. Top 600. Top 600. Are you going to have the... I have a buddy. Oh, can you do me a solid? There's the phone that's out on the receptionist desk. Can you grab that for me? All right, I'm not paying attention here. I just shit that whole multiball away. That's a win anyway. We'll start this over. The ring. Uh, there's a dude bringing his pilgrim here to play pinball for a little bit. Let's get friendly. Lots of beer. All that fun stuff. Swearing. You ready? Yep. Swearing is caring, buddy. Alright. Hell yeah! Hell yeah! I should have seen our games yesterday man. It took like four rounds of pinball before any of us started scoring anything. Alright. Is there a way to correct this? Might just be a loose wire or something. That's what I'm guessing. Like on the speeder? Yeah. Oh, but you hear crackles. That was the case. It kind of does crackle, though. Sometimes it's like... It just doesn't have enough clean contact. Oh. You just gotta fondle that shit. Okay. Sure. Here we go. Loop. Loop. Oh, baby. Alright. Sparky all day. What's that? The swearing? Yeah. Yeah, there's swearing settings, but the dude that's coming doesn't really care. No, I know. Oh, the slap. Oh, that's gone. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. That is gone. No! Oh, fuck it! Right out of the gate. I tilt it! That was cheap. Cheap. Alright, high score. Hell yeah! You gotta be fucking, like, fucking kidding me. This game is set up a little too hard. Just a little bit. I mean, it's not even good for practice because you can't... That's the exact shot you wanted to hit. If you hit it again, it'll start your captain's ball blinking. And then it'll collect that shot for you. Good shake, bud. Fuel is pumping engines! Fuel is pumping engines? Is that what he says? Yeah. Fuel is pumping engines, bro. Fuel is pumping engines! Dude, you nailed it. Now hit the cap and fall. And what do you get? It'll solidify that shot for you. Plus it'll give you like a middle point. Beautiful. Also it turns into a music factor. Fucker! But here's the deal. So now when you start your next fall, all those are lit up for you. And you'll stay lit up. So every time you hit that, you'll get a spark in your house. It just helps you get to crank it up faster. Oh, frick. Look, how am I doing? Get rid of it. What? What the fuck is going on? And he takes one! That's a sorry win. A win's a win, buddy. Play again. A win is a win. Play again. Play again. Play again. Yeah, I forget that there's no ball save. I'm like, willy nilly on it. It's tough man. Keep it hotter. Aargh! You fucker dude! Oh, this thing's annoying. Is it annoying because of the tilt? Yes. Alright, the next game will make it a little easier. You have to be kidding me. This fucking area right here, it doesn't seem like it could ever drain out of that. There you go. No! Nay! Nay. Alright, this is it. This is all the points right here, folks. Nope, no idea. That ran. Topless pinball? Topless? No, maybe that would be a good idea. For dudes? Girls! Oh yeah. Yo, we'll get some... Are just girls? Just girls in general. I can probably convince some ladies to show up here. What the frick? What up dudes? The second we put a girl on camera this week, we're going to have a little bit of a party. Who put a girl on camera this straight to be full of just dirty old dudes? Who's that one girl who's like the ugliest player but is fucking awesome? Well, we're live, buddy. No, I mean like not physically. I'm just saying like her. I know who you're talking about. The way she plays. Not her. She's all like. But it like kills you every time. So frustrating. There's also, there's one chick that goes to pop all the time that everyone knows to stay away from her because she kicks like a mule. Uh, her name escapes me, I'm not sure what it is. You know what's better though? She's kind of tall. She's an amazing player. She's just like, her stance is all off the wall. Huh, no, I'm not sure I know who that is. She plays on Sean Rafferty's team? She's good. I wonder. She's pretty. Oh, pretty girl ugly player. Yes. Not ugly. Not ugly face. You ever seen Lyman Sheets play pinball? He stands like this. But this way out here. But he gets like an incredible view of the playfield that way. Yeah. Cross the old legs there. Did I cut all my kicks? Or what's going on? Relax. Uh, that's a great question. I'm not sure. Oh my God! All I had to do was hit that shit. Damn it. Oh, come on. Oh, sorry. Oh, come on. Oh, sorry, Raj. Sorry, Raj. Look at that snake just... You got what to do? Yeah, three games in a row, I gotta win. You got this. First to 25. Hell yeah! Yeah, yeah, see, being tall is a pain in the ass for pinball. Fucker. Chuck Jackson's another one of those players that's super tall and you just, he, uh, you just, it's hard not to rest on the machine when you're playing. Because if you, oh, you didn't hit, bro. Finish it out, dog. Uh, what do you want to start over? Let's kill it and turn it back on. Oh, is that? Is that going to work? No, it's not going to work. Why? Because we turned that shit off so people can't cheat. People cheat? Well, it's, uh, people play the first ball and then restart it so that they Don't show that they played a shit game. Nice, weird shot. That snake doesn't look so neat. Oh, jeez! You didn't think you were gonna get it? No. Hands off. Hell yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'll twiddle the tilt down here when you're ready. We'll just shake it a little bit more. Yeah, that'll do. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Ah! Mmm! I hate that, when it does it, when it does it, like if uh, you know what I mean? Oh, when the slingshot, yeah dude. That's the fucking worst. Mmm. Oh, huge! Oh, baby. That's way too far down. I'll be driving this machine across the room. What I felt. Alright, that should give you... Oh, I got it. You're gonna be... Chuck is the best. Is a beast. Is a beast. You know Chuck. Yeah, he fucking beat me in a match. Oh, no, I lied. I took him in, um, what were we playing? Something. Like Baywatch or something? No, no, no. What were we playing? Oh, in Mustang. Oh, yeah. He had multiball lined up and fucking drained it, and I won by like $100,000. That's the fucking worst. All right. All right. So I adjusted the tilt. maybe too much. Let's drive this thing across the room. Damn right. Oh my god. That may have been a little too much. Let's go. Let's go. Boom Thank you Boom That's how a machine should play. You gotta fuckin' knock it around. A little zhuzh. Did you miss it? No! That was a big move. Yo, good luck. Check. Benz? I wasn't death saving that straight. Get up there. Uh, just enough way I hit him as far as from the right flipper is all I'm open. You did all the time around him. What the fuck? Oh, that was a good shove. It's near the top of that slingshot, man. Push the slingshot into it. Gets the fuck out of trouble. The fuck out of trouble. No, we are not. I don't think that was our problem. Let's see. If I can hit that shot. Nope. Can I ever find that damn thing? Alright, here we go. That was super late. That shouldn't have happened. Alright, we'll take it. Take your best shot. What the hell am I doing? Nice freaking shot. Nice freaking shot. See it? There we go. Extra ball baby! Yeah! Oh my god dude! Too much. You can... That lady's crazy. Can you ride the light? I can ride the light, man. My bad. My bad. A little bit? A little bit. So I've only got one pick of kick. If I can hit it. I think we can backhand this thing. I can't do it. Is that it? Oh, no. There we go. Live. Piece of shit. Oh, my God. Oh, fucking dildo. The worst is when it's just hovering and you're like, you know what's going on. You can't do anything about it. Story of my life. Story of my life. I see that little dance there when I hand you the ball. No I scoot to collect the extra ball. There you go dude. Beautiful. Oh, you're gonna play my ball too? No, I thought I had an extra ball. No, there is no extra ball. Oh, yeah. Kill it, bud. See, that's how you win. Dirty. Right, dirty. It went up. Dirty. Right dirty. Well, I don't like that it tells you extra ball, you know what I mean? It screams extra ball, yeah. It's pretty funny though. Oh, I guess it didn't. I just said, get the scoop, and then I got it. So I assumed that I had it. It plays the animation. Metallica? Alright, we're going to play one more. That is sick, dude. This is four. This is double or nothing, man. All the money. You have all the wins if you can take this one. One match. One fucking match. Do you want to go first or second? Alright. This is it. Disregard all wins and losses. Winner take all. Winner take all this match. Good luck, buddy. Luck? Luck? I don't need fucking luck to make my own work. Hell yeah. Shoot it again. Amazing. Hell yeah. Ah yeah. You famous on that thing? All that... shit. Gotcha. Trust it. Oh, cool. This is a hard one. I can trust a hard one. This one's hard to get, yeah. All right. Same thing as before. Hit the picks. Get your edible. Drain balls and be an idiot. That's what I meant to say. Extra balls, man. Get it. Oh my god, someone go in the fucking snake, please. Liv? Oh my god. Get in the fucking snake. Oh my god, it's good. No! Oh my gosh. Well, that didn't go well. So that's my crosses. Guards! Oh, whatever he said. It's in the casket. It's in the casket. Oh man, that was sexy. There's the snakes. Runnin'. Runnin' away. Again! There's our...now we just need coffins! FUCK! Woo! That felt good! Seek and destroy! That felt good! Damn right. Damn right. Shit, shit. Nice one. Electric chair. Yeah. Cook it up now. Ah, you fucker, dude. I don't have enough room. Stupid. Watching the replay. Yeah. You're bouncing. No! Oh, fuck me! That's not what I wanted. I don't even know what to do on this mode. Complete shots to advance. Oh my god. I have no idea what this one is. So I think I hit... when I hit all the crosses... This was a mistake. Because fade to black is all this like fake money, dude. Not bad. All right, I need a ramp. Damn it. Another two. You get what you're making, but you double it essentially. Fuck. And if you hit the doubler, it's worth doubling. Dude, it's fat cash. I did that wrong? You gotta love that shit. I do. I love that shit. You have to, though. And there goes the audio. What the fuck is going on? Damn it. Nick, if you're watching, your audio keeps getting fucked up on your machine. I don't even know. There you go, hold it. God damn it. There you go. Fucking hell dude. One ball, one ball's all it takes. Oh, that worked last time. Slap, slap-a-dee-sweep. Uh, are you gonna come by? What's that? Are you gonna come and help? I might swing by. I'm on my motorcycle. There shouldn't be anything to get over there. There we go. Ah, that's a good one. Picks, and he picks, so I'll fix. There's one. There's two. That wasn't anything. Damn it. I tried to backhand that, but I don't think I should. Oh, got it. Gotcha. Alright, everyone settle down. I'm having the damnedest time controlling what's going on here. Oh my god, I can hit the shot. Is that getting a ramp? It's not even a thing on this damn game. That was shocking. I got my snakes and I got my sparkies. I just need coffins. I'm the blood of the destruction. Oh, fuck. One ball. All right. I need picks. I need all picks. All the picks. Alright, so the super jackpot on that thing is it holds the ball, you have to hit it with another ball. I'm just making your balls. So, you see how it's holding that ball? Yeah. Oh, right. Shit, I didn't hit it hard enough. What the fuck? That's garbage. That's why I put the dark bag on the ground. I just like, I never like, beat that, like, on the way. Oh, my God! Are you kidding? Are you folks seeing this shit? Sick. What the fuck? Drop them. Oh my god. Are they stuck? Are they? I'm going to let it ball check a couple more times. Oh god, they were stuck. Dude, that's gnarly. That's fucking hilarious. I'm letting out my shit on camera. You need to have like a capture that you can just dump at the end. Oh yeah. That would be cool, like little stuff like that. You can do highlight reels of little snippets on Twitch. This beat is going to be like a gate and all this stuff. Yeah. Save it and then dump it again. Oh yeah. Yeah, Twitch handles all that shit, dude. It's pretty legit. Oh, shit, I got the mode where I lit up everything. So I'm going to want to hit... I forget what this mode is called. I solidified all my shots, and now Seek and Destroy is playing. You've got to hit the shots that are blinking. But also, I can just go for Crank It Up, because that is lit, and worth a lot more money. What? It's all money. Don't you fucking fuck me. Mama man! See? That's... look at this. Making cash in this mode so much easier. I just need the snake. Perfect. Now I can collect whenever I'm ready. As long as I don't drain. 10 Hurry up 10 What is it saying? Is it counting? 10 9 8 I'm so confused. I've never had this game count ever in my life. What is it counting? It's gonna explode. Oh, it's the fucking modem. Okay, it's that modem. Oh! Oh, 119? Shit! That's a legit score anyway. Look at it. Fucking next to all there is. Oh, you got this. Good show. Okay. Don't walk away. Don't walk away. Don't walk away from me. Give me two more hits on Sparky. Sparks. One more bud. Give it to me. Yep. Grab the ball. Hold it. Throw it away. Oh my god. That did not work. My man. Yo, take it home. So get the blinkin' picks, put in the snake, start clicking jackpot. Done. Just make a cool 100 mil real quick. Just a cool 100 mil. Not impossible. Um, for some. For some. For me, probably impossible. Although, I think I know what I'm talking about. So you got two picks on the left that need attention. Oh, you can kick your nose. Alright, you got a ball pick. Alright, that was one of the picks. What else? What other picks are in here? There's a pick on the far left you need to hit. And then once you get that, you put it in the snake. And it starts your ball save over, gives you another ball to play with, and gives you 2x everything. Give me the fucking snakes, John! That's 2x right there too what you just hit. So, look at that super... Aw, baby. Nicely done. Where the f... God damn, that's a hard shot. Alright, get in there, Snake. You ready? You ready? I was pulling ready. God damn it. Snake wants your love, buddy. Yeah. You need to settle down a little bit. Snake! Oh! Fuck you missed it Fucker That was bullshit You should have had that They usually are good about giving you a little bit Yeah great experience man You had that Oh, that was trash. Damn. Nice. Hell yeah. There you go. Yeah. Amazing. You want to get a sparky? Am I going to hit it now? No. You can't hit it with anything. You just got the multiball. Nice. Nice. Yo. See? Ball three, man. Killed it. By the way, you're a little over a quarter of the way there. So same thing. There's one pick to hit, and I'll get it in the snake right now. Beautiful. Two whacks plus another ball is coming your way. Now just start collecting back shots. Which are sparky or... Anything that has a cross, man. It's pretty much everything. But you want to get it inside where the cross is too. Nice. Nice, dude. You're on your way. Ah! Hold on to that fucking ball. Get it in that hole. You! Okay, here's the one you picked. Careful clicking. Go one to the right. Oh, and you're gonna have Lady Justice running at the same time. Hit right. I'm on a multiball. Pick right. There is no more multiball. Hit everything. Fucking everything. Here it comes. Double click. Beautiful. Everything's worth cash. It's switch hit, so you just want to hit. You're fine. Give up all C. Not anymore, though, so be careful. Let me hit all those posts. Hit everything. Yeah, you're nailing those posts. Hurry up! Killing the post. Yep, there's two and a half mil right there. No! Dog. Dog, you were coming for that shit. Look at this. High score achieved! Nice. It ain't grand champ, but I'll take it. That's pretty good though, I mean for no ball savings. Yeah man. I guess you got no play at that. What'd I get? Dude, honestly, you fucking murdered it. That was awesome. We can play more if you want. Whatever, I just mean like, you know what I mean. It was like, we were getting two million. We can go again. I'm playing to get fucking Grand Champ on this. Okay. And you're more than welcome to play along. Yeah, yeah. Alright. That was about 70 million shy of Grand Champ, so we're gonna fix that. I don't like it. 70 mils, shy of grand champ huh? Oh my god, that's not how you come back. Damn it! From 110... And that was all, like, what? Ball 2? Ball 3? I think Andy's in the can right now. In a little bit, I got someone showing up who's bringing their little ones in. They're going to play here. I might leave the stream on for them for a minute. Whatever. It is what it is. Oh, shit! I just pulled the ball. Very good. Alright, we'll catch this. I am cradling his ball with a free 300,000 points reward. Fuck. It's really hot back here. I don't know if you can see that. Ah, fucking open the coin drawer, they get dinged up. They launched two balls. You can watch the replay. I accidentally pulled your ball but it put two balls in the trough. Oh, that's so annoying. I didn't know that shit. I've got a low match here. Hey you know what's funny is also like sterns are the only game I've ever seen do that. Like puts you all in. Yeah. Yeah. And then you're just stuck. Yeah there's nothing you can do. Cause if you drain it thinks you drained. Right right right. And you'll be like. That's how we lost a lot of our matches. Oh, two came in? Two came in and then like, you know, I just had like a missed hit. Like they like came to the field and drained. Yeah. And then the next round it was like a serendipitous like extra ball in from this other dude. Weird. I got the first. Make him. That was hurt. Oh, hurt. I tweeted yesterday that we were playing Metallica, and a bunch of Metallica-based Twitter people started following. Yes. Gotcha. multiball! I understand none of us have gotten off in multiball or snake multiball yet. Hell yeah! Those outer kicks are impossible to hit. Oh, of course, I get it right when my multiball is over. Snakes, extra ball. I feel like if I knew these songs, I'd be way more into this game. So wait, Richie's... Oh, he's playing tonight. Yeah. Alright. I thought he was doing that stupid trying to get laid shit. Ha ha ha. Oh my god. What do I need? Snakes? Well, you do, though. If you don't tell Mickery that he's trying to kill you. He's watching right now. What are you talking about? And then you're like, just like whip it out. What the fuck? No, he's watching right now. Because I'll be babying the same new shit. I'm making it. Alright. Yeah boy! I'm a big ol' boy! I like wamps. I'm catching a lot of air balls off these wamps. Oh that's a joke for a very small set of people. Yep. In the face. Dude. No elbows. No elbows. Don't walk away. Don't walk away from me. Take them down. Okay, I will. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, fire. Yep, pop it. Don't let it go up there. Don't forget to wet the sponge this time. Nice, don't forget to wet the sponge this time. Okay. Fuck now. Hold it, there you go. There you go. Ah! You have two multiple opportunities right now. Nice. Beautiful fucking work. I'm going to do a show! I'm going to do a show! All right. The only thing you hit is the one on the far right. Oh, why? Because you hit some pictures in gameplay. Really? Yeah. I think you hit all the pictures. There you go. You gotta get into the snake now. You got a wall save, don't swipe. Come on, fucker. I still got it? It's a bomb now. Get in there. Come on. It's all good, it's all money. My man, now fucking murder everything. Every shot is money. I'm making a ball game for a little bit. Anything for the sparky students. Alright, hang on to those balls. Ah, fucking piece. Say that man. Dude, you fucking caught up to me. Hey, what's that now? We got a game, folks. You gotta get it, coach. You gotta get it. Mars. Yo. So, okay, here's what's calling for you. A couple of hits to this will be good. This shot's asking for you to make it solid. And you keep going. You need three crosses, two coffins, three snares. Come on. Oh, what the fuck was that? Oh, shit. Good luck. Nice. Nice. You're straight, dude. You're straight. You're... Oh, my God. We got a lot of new bottles. Yeah. Drinkers are thinkers, man. Yo, 23. Good ball, brother. Hell yeah. Right. I like this. Right. All right, then. They're the worst voice actors. Did they get them in there? Yeah, it's terrible. Alright, so I need every single pick. There's one. Get it. Got it. Crank it up, Freddie. All right. Come on, pick. Love you. All right. Sneak. Oh. Fuck off! Live. Dude, that is kidding. Unnerving. Just backhanded fucking shit. I can get quadruple scoring right now if... Oh my god! Both at the same time. I love a good barbecue. I love a good barbecue. I love a good barbecue. honored no Every time you refresh that it jumps from like 0 to 12 to 2 to 8 to 40. It's ridiculous. I don't know how to have a constant update. That was a kick-ass shot. You got that. Oh, get it in there, dude. Ah, you're talking. You get one of them all. That's where your money's gonna come from. Alright, crank it up. That's all I need. Oh my god. Just crank it up, please. Crank it up. Oh my god. Masturbation! Fuckin' Mystic! Yeah, dude. Uh, this will be recorded so you can watch it. Oh, you bought it? Yeah, there's a... Everything we do, there's like a past broadcast. That shows up when you go to the stream. I mean, it'd be good if you like, blow it up and something weird happens. Oh yeah. Like that tri-ball thing. I gotta remember that stuff. This is it, man. man. Stay home. Get in that scoop and you win. Oh, I see, I see. Yo, that was a shake. Oh! Alright. Remember, fade to black, dude. Yep. Kill it. Everything. Hit everything. Don't leave! Don't walk away from me. There's two and a half seconds. Believe in yourself. Believe. Also, don't shake it anymore. You'll kill it. Yeah. There's another two minutes. Dude. All you need is crosses and you can collect what you've done. Half a mil. Half a mil. Half a mil. Half? Two and a half mil. Oh, because he's coming for it. Good. There it is. Get in the scoop, you can collect. That's... nice! Shit. shit oh no okay so you hit left to collect right to pass so if you collect you can fucking win you just won that shit no good job bud you made 37 million off of that alone yeah like I said when I got uh I didn't know what I was doing, so I kept hitting continue, and I just kept going. I got 65 mil. Yeah, dude. Murder all ramps. That's the kind of fuck I was doing. Yep. Ramps and loops. That's all you want. You're going to put your name on this damn thing. Oh baby. Oh baby. Oh baby. Come on. You're getting some lucky bounces. There you go. Alright, that's over, so just go back to smirky's or something. Remember, you're rocking too dangerous. Be careful, I want to see you blow this thing up. No, you're fine dude. That is a baller score. It's alright. Take it. Yeah, 80. Watch this bonus man, that's gonna be at least five. Why does your bonus suck? Not on there. Why? I guess I don't know. How far away were you from being on here? Five. Ten. Five ten million. I'll take it. No, I think the highest I got on here was like around a hundred. And I got a ninety once. Sure. About eighty. I'll take that all day every day. Well, we're going to kill the stream folks. We've been streaming for too long. All two of you. Thanks for you two people sticking around. Actually, that's probably me out there. And Richie. Alright guys, thanks for coming. Appreciate it. So many that just have it. Next week we're going to set up and play either Data East Simpsons or Bram Stoker's Dracula. So, have a good night. I'll defeat this thing. I'll feed the snake. I'll feed the snake.