you Thank you. Let's see how this goes. Yeah! Hello, testing, testees, 123. We're going to play some more pinball here, folks. Sorry about the delay. All right, let's turn that up just a skew. Just a skew. All right, I think we're set. I think we're set. All right. Get some live pinball noises going on here. Swip. Pop bumpers are pulled out, whatever that means. The delay got better because we don't have two audio inputs going to the Soundflower channel. because I was putting the system audio through SoundCloud, but we don't need that. Yeah, we just need... We just need what we're recording. Did it sound a little soft? Yeah, that one right there. It's just a little soft. Okay, so go to your effects, and you can tweak all that while we're doing it. Just put your headphones in, and what you're hearing now is what's coming from Twitch. This is Twitch? Yeah, this is Twitch now instead of house audio. Okay? Okay. Someone take these Blah blah blah I fucking drained Another day I think I drained I drained my ball Hit it Testing The audio live Testing it Hitting stuff Testing Everything sounds Great Everything sounds awesome Everything sounds like draining Misty, beautiful Catch that shit Put it back up I missed, that's fine Pop-uppers are great They've been great No dynamics Catch it I'm trying to backhand this damn shot It's not doing anything There we go You freaking frick Go for it You drained, go for it Nick is tweaking the sound levels live folks so if your eardrums get blown out you can email him at problems at nickfuckedup.com slip going for yeah well I missed that the slap save is real slap save is real pop huggers Yep, yep, yep, yep Those still work Talking a lot just for audio purposes I won't be talking this much Put it away Alright, let's hit this thing My man Catch it it down and we're just gonna hit that glowing... was that a cross? A glowing cross? That just started a multiball. Pending I hit it, which I did not. Let's try forehand. Oh baby! And he smacks it like he was born to do it. Pay attention. Alright, so now we want to hit these stupid picks. We got one more pick on the right. And then we're going to want to get in the snakes a mouth. The snakes a mouth. Oh my god that's beautiful. Oh yes! Murdering this thing. Call the cops. There's been a murder. How's it sounding buddy? Sharts! I think we're good, keep playing, I'm gonna check my feet out. Yeah, go check your feet. Oh my god! Alright, so... Screwed that up. Let's forehand this thing. Hey, I hit it! Look at all the... So, here's the problem with the Super Jackpot. I got two balls up there. It should have given it to me. You ding-dong. Ruining my Super J-Pot. Gotcha! Gotcha! Super Jackpot, look at that. that thing crumble. Oh, sorry, I moved the DMD somehow. So I can see what I'm pointing this at. Pain Monopoly, folks. There we go. Okay, now, now. Killing it, killing it. How's it going? It's a lot better. Significantly better. But, I'm sure one day I'll do more, but it's really good. Oh yeah? Are you ready to lose, buddy? I think I'm ready to lose. Do you want another twist? Am I allowed one? There you go, just one time. Well I did that for you. It's pretty good. Alright, cool. I think the audio is all set. Alright, the winner goes first. That's me. The winner goes first. Nick won the last won the last round. Ding dong tournament. I'm going to try this one. I love you. Good luck. I'm gonna play Saboteur. Here we go. Saboteur! I'm gonna play Saboteur. Oh god. Wow! Okay. Well, the delay is like 30 seconds. Which is the problem I was having when I was streaming Hearthstone. Yeah, that's pretty good. Oh, that might do something Not good not good I can't hit that shit on the fly I mean Get out of there! Alright, sparky time. That was cute. That was the babiest flip. You! Ding dong. Wow. You got ding dong. Alright. So we both had a crap first ball. Hey, someone, someone new favorited our stream. Who what? It was probably children's. Must clean. Which we're happy to have. He's not out there. Shimmy. The shimmy shimmy. Shimmy. Check. Wow. Troll on plant. I'm going to get that troll on plant. Say what? Oh, that was good, Nick. Thanks, Nick. Oh, that was good too, buddy. Oh, baby flip. Oh, God. Good save. Nice top over. Woo! Three haggies. Is that another danger? Make sure that just wasn't a light effect. It's warm in here. Yeah, it is. The air conditioning sound. Oh, God, oh, God! Oh! That was a beautiful save to a drain. That was a beautiful save. Thanks, man. I feel good about that. Thanks. Get your cards. Hey. What are these, street rules? In here? Oh, my God. I just damn near... Lost it? Yeah. Zapple, zapple, z. Boop. Throw it away. Come down clean. Oh, gosh darn it. That wasn't good. I don't like it. Oh! Thank you Sparky. Oh! What is that? Don't get the multiple, it'll be all set. Oh is that how you win? Is that how you win? Oh my lord! Trust! Trust! Oh! Gotcha! Gotcha! Looking good! Yeah, this looks great! I look great, everything looks great! Looking good! That's all that matters, man, in life. Who cares if you're doing well as long as... As long as you think you're doing well. As long as you think you're doing well. That was a flicking kick. Stop getting in the way. Saved it. Here we go. Oh my god. Got you. There we go. Got you. Come down clean. Oh, here we go. Put it away. Flip. Oh, here it goes again. I meant to do that. Oh. Oh, baby. I bet you do that. Oh! Oh, baby! Oh, baby! Man, that's got to feel real good. Woo! On camera, what you got? And now I'm hitting nothing. I'm watching you celebrate afterwards, 20 seconds later. 30 seconds later, celebration. Oh, you hit me. Celebrate good times. Come fuck you. Come fuck you. Whoa. Sweet boo, don't dare. Gotcha. Don't you dare. I'm trying. Oh, the slapstick. Yeah. Better calm it down. I'll never call it that. Call it... Call it that, bro. Cool! I mean, feel. Cool! Mars! How many more of these do I need? Nothing! I'm killing it! Boop! Alright Good Yeah good Good fucking ball Jesus Where that ball All right I got to do everything on this ball I have, I'm down a lot. You've got a lot. My first thing is Sparky. Get the 2X Sparky. Get going. That's a good start. All right. So I need a, do you want a beer? Um, I don't think I have any left. Are we good on those? Yes. All right. So I have those right two picks to do. There's one, and I'm out. I got it but now the ball's over. So, not a lot to do. You got a whole other ball to shoot. I got a whole other ball. Good. I could try to ramp it. Oh, this is do-right. And, whoops. Oh, here's beer. Good job, buddy. The beer's incredible, by the way. Is this the peachy? Yeah, dude. This is a Festina peachy from Dogfish Head. Correction, that's one win. You got one spicy. I'll do whatever. I'll never lose. Look at that, you can't even hit the ball. Winners go first? Winners go first, winner. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Danger one. I never saw a snake puke before. Nero. You spell zero. You spell it out. You have to spell it out. Is this even doing anything? The light? Oh yeah, I guess. It looks good. Let me just add butt trees. Oh yeah. It's out of butt trees. Oh, I'll just stand there and stare at it for a minute. Alright. Here we go folks. Good luck. Good luck. Drain! Oh mama! Good start. Up and over. Oh my god. save. Another one? No! Cut! No! Don't tilt! I shouldn't have clapped. No celebrating mid shot. Oh. Yes dude, so good. Alright, I'm just letting it calmate a little bit. Calm down. Better I understand that is not my song though. One sound like it sounds like it was recorded in a tin can. One's all super sad. It's such a weird song. Yeah, let's go with this one. Okay. Sparky is what I want. Dude, it's kind of a great sound. Oh, wow. Yeah, right. A little pop hit. A little pop hit. Here we go. Back in the pops. Back in the pops. Oh. Oh, God. Stop that shit. Who is it? Who is it? What? Pinkadia retweeted that. We were going live. Oh, dude. that's a save right there Don't forget to watch the Spud! So so so do so so do The Schmitz in here. Whoa. It went Okay, well I'm just gonna let it chill a little bit. Let's check my scores here. You were the most boring person I watched. No, shut up. I'm methodical. And boring. Five grave markers, five electric chairs, two coffin hits. Snake. Collect items. I've got to get all of them, basically. Holy farts. You need everything. Nice ramp. Nice. Oh, boy. That's not good. Oh. Throw it away. Bounce. Lift. Oh, shit. Bounce. Clean. Hit it. Hit it. Nice. I like that one. Two more hits. One. And two. Oh! My man. Oh, well. Good start, Nick. Thanks, buddy. Oh, well. All right. I'm going for picks. 2X. snake it up. How many do I have already? Any? Ooh, got one! Ooh, got that one! Oh, you got another one. Oh, too clean. Oh, no. Too clean. There you got it. Oh, bent over. Baby clear. Alright, I'm going to try to backhand an extra ball and then over to here. Nope. Try it again, try it again. I like that idea. Yeah, you would. You would have died. Here we go. In the snake. Off the free ball here. Good stop. I need a snake. Good! My man. I should have watched with the gun. My coffins are done. My coffins are done, man. Excellent work. I remember I got two dangers. Three? Yeah, you don't have any dangers. Yeah, I did. No, beat it up, man. Shut your mouth. Hit something. Hippie. Beautiful. Alright, I need... I kinda just want to hit more... I mean I need snakes and whatever though. I'm just gonna go for electric chair again. Milk being jackpots, yeah. Oh, cute. Was cute. Slip, flip, and a flip. Oh nice deflection. Saw that one coming. Nice deflection. Oh I have enough of those. I have all that. But you can like hit a bunch of them for a multiple. Whoa. Multiple. Uh oh. Uh oh. Ooh. Nice and high hand. Snake. Snake! So hitting the snake again will give you your two X bonus points there again, but you will not get an anabolic. That is true. I do have... I do have that, so I'm gonna try to get that shot again. And then... I think that arrow means I have two X over on the zoom zoom shot, so I'm gonna go for that and then go for a super. See what? Ticking away, whacking away. Ok. Got it. Nailed it. Good ball, man. Thanks, buddy. Double. I love a good barbecue too, how many do I need? I love a good barbecue. Oh my god, I need pork. tells you there. Great, my turn. Love you. Gotcha. Half ramp, hand cramp. You don't even. Gotcha! Oh, baby flip! Back and forth. Back and forth all day. Oh, that was nice. Alright. It just needed a good shoving. Alright. Everything needs a good So I need some snakeys to get into the multiball. People don't understand baby talk when it comes to pinball. Snakeys? A snake. I also have two captive balls. Coppies. Almost lit. A couple copies. A couple gravies. A couple snakeys. A couple crossies. A little shaky. So I'm kind of in jail. I need crosses and snakes. So I think I'm just going to go for this. You're lit ramp there. Just milk it. I could go for the lit ramp too, but I think I'm going to go for that side multiball there. Side multiball. That'll work. Oh, good. Yeah. Yeah. Dynamics! I love that barbecue. Oh first. There's one. So now that that's lit, I'm going to try to hit the cross. Throw the snake to light it. It didn't hit neither. Collin shots. I love Collin shots. Collin shots. Not hitting them. That's my name. Collin. Collin shots. I'm just going to go for that ramp to try to light my snake. Yeah, that's your best bet. There you go. the snake. Slowest. Pain Monopoly. Pain Monopoly. Postpets? Snake. Nice shot. Alright, now this is lit for snake, so I'm going to go for that. Everything on the left is lit for snake. Oh, Oh you fucking dynamics. Fucking dynamics. Alright, I gotta pull it out here. Be careful beer. Careful, we got it. Careful, gotta win. Oh yeah. Don't you even. Don't tell. Oh my, that's a win. win we tied up all right where it goes first I guess I'll pull this all right here comes that second one here here we go tiebreaker Good. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Man, I got to calm down. I got to chill out. I'm laughing at everything. Oh. Fuck you. I'm into it. I'm done with it. I done with it I done with it I done with it I got excited man I into it I into it I into it I into it Oh here we go Here we go Oh guess who DQ Aw, man. Alright, I'll lose my first ball. I lose a whole ball because of that. Just, you can flip to a million and then drain it. Alright. Or actually, you know what you do is you just let get your popper skill shot let it hit and lose it all right sorry bro dq dq don't hold the flip down two eggs you can get one more flip out of that oh thanks man there you go i'll give you an extra extra hundred thousand that's my penalty penalty i got people all right what's a fun song what's a fun song. Seek and Destroy. Man, that rant is my best friend right now. Love you. What? Wow. Look at his foot bouncer. Yeah, that was some bullshit. That was some bullshit. That's a Tool shed. Tool shed me, bro. Oh, no. That's not your friend. Quit shaking, man. Boop! That did not want to stay. Wow, that was... Come on over. Party's over here. Oh, no. You're fine. I barely got a piece of that. Yeah, free haggie. Not like he's in jail or anything. Free haggie. Yo, free haggie. Okay. Hope all three of you viewers are enjoying what you're watching. He's cooking. I can smell it. I can smell it. All right, now we need picks. Hit the picks. Hit the picks, everybody. Hit the picks. Everybody get a pick. Pick a pick and then hit the pick. Stop draining. Oh, that's it. Game over. The game is over. Oh man, balls everywhere. Live. Hit the jackpot, Ding Dong. There you go. Smells like barbecued crazy bastard to me. Farts. Gotcha. Oh, you ding. In the casket? In the casket? Nick's fucked. gotcha oh you're dang in the casket Nick's fucked you're up champ What do I have to do next? Play it on one. So, ball two. Ball one, this ding-dong gets 24 mil. Ball one, ding-dong. I'm in jail because I screwed up. I got my penalty ball for DQing. Well, you drained anyway. There's no in jail. All right. I need to just get the Sparky. Stop being a baby about my life Good shake Stop being a baby Free haggie Woohoo Two free haggie Oh Oh Oh that was nice That felt real good Oh, freehand. Washed it down. Whoa. Too clean. Too clean. Good luck, bro. I'm not liking how this is looking. Hey, look. We got another viewer. Hi, new viewer. Hi. You're doing it. You did great. Thanks for coming to the internet. Thanks for coming. Thanks. And they left. What am I watching? Get out of here, big dog. Oh, my gosh. Okay. No, you're fine. Oh, my gosh. Oh, good luck, bro. Nice tilt. Love you. Oh, my God. What is happening? That was cute. Thanks bud. Stop! Man, why am I rocking this ramp so hard? I wish you'd stop. That's why I'm rocking this ramp so hard. Oh god, you're so good JD! No! Okay! Crap! Oh god. Get up, get up Dave. Oh, there's an extra ball. Bite my style. I'm biting my own style, man. Can you bite your own style? Good luck. Good luck? Fuck you. Good luck! Good ball. Ding dong. This is it! This is for all the wins. This is the winner of the first game with good audio. Oh, fuck. Hell yeah. Alright, two sparks. One. Ooh, three sparks. Two. Oh, shit. Yeah, I was just checking it out there. It's pretty good. I think the game's busted. You just got multiple. We got to turn that lamp up. It's dying quick. We're not in my mom's basement, folks. We're in my mom's basement. We're in Nick's mom's basement. We're in a scary warehouse in an undisclosed location. Get all the picks. All of you come back. That was fun. So I got two picks left to get a hit. Two picks? You'll get that one. Not that one. Jinx. Okay, there's one pick, there's two, and snake. And a pre-rim. I'm trying to be a little faster, just to give you a shot of the phone. Oh, you said shit. Oh, man, you've got to live this, bro. Live it. All right, I need that snake. If he hits the snake, he gets a multiball strutted over with an add-a-ball and a 2x bonus multiplier. No, play field multiplier. Or that could happen. Oh, my God. Oh! Oh! Good fight, man. I'm sorry. I don't want to start a bad habit. Don't pink belly. I'll start sack tapping again. I know. You do it. We literally lost somebody. Drunkest dude. All right. We're all tied up. What the fuck do you mean we're all tied up? Oh. I won the first round. You won the second. So we got a tiebreaker. Oh my god. Last tiebreaker, I know. So this is like extreme tiebreaker. This is like, do we do something different? Do we do like a one-handed tiebreaker? You know? Like one game, one-handed? One game, one-handed tiebreaker. How about this? How about this? I got it. Are you ready? I, okay, we play our first balls, all right? Then our second balls, we play each other's. Then our third, we go back to our original game. How does that work? How does that work? Why would we play each other's ball? Because you were just... What's the strategy? Oh, you were just draining. Yeah. How about we start, and then the next two balls are the game we have to play? No, because then you would just drain. You play first ball, right-handed. Second ball, left-handed. Last ball, both hands. Really? I love it. Alright, let's do it. I guess I go first. You go first. First ball, one-handed right. Second ball, one-handed left. I'm going to try to get you in. Hold on. You see the live one. Yeah, here's the live one. Try to get your hands in there. 25%. Okay. Okay. So, first ball, we're playing with our right hand only. Second ball we're playing with our left hand only. Third ball we're playing with both hands only. Both hands, okay. You might not see our faces but here's our hands. Only both hands. You get to look at our jump while we play. Alright, here you go. Your first, first ball. I get to go first? Um, here comes the breakers. Right hand only. That's all I need. Good luck. Good luck. You can do like some skill shots. Actually, you can just use your hands for the skill shots. No. I just don't want beer out in all this shit. I'm out of beer. More beer. I'm on my motorcycle. Don't drink and drive folks. I'll have another beer. So I'm going for a super skill shot and I'm trying to figure out how to do this. Can I use my foot? Eh, screw it. No super skill, oh fuck, no skill count at all apparently. So, super skill shot's not really a thing. Why? She's going to get one hand. Yeah, you can move the leg. I tried. I didn't think I got a danger out of it. All right, here we go. Right hand only. We need to put her leg up. Cool. Oh yeah, I guess I did that backwards. Here we go. Oh! He got it? I blew it. I blew it up there. You nailed it. Yo, Bernie. Yo, Burns. Yo, President Burns. That's a danger folks. Okay folks, the dangers of playing pinball one handed. Oh boy. Oh nice. That was pretty. The one handed post pass. Small pinball one handed. How do you feel right now? Still important? Still proud. Proud of my favorite appendage. Alright. Here's where you start sweating. Alright you want all the picks first Shit, is that two? I didn't think so. I would have liked that super. That was a good ball, buddy. Wait, I've been only playing right-handed. That's okay. I'll do it too. All right. Ball two. Holy crap. Oh, what? I couldn't get that two-handed. That's a lot of points. Here we go. Oh, what the fuck is the timer on that thing? A million hours? That seems like a reasonable number. About a million. Oh, nice. Trust. It's so easy to shake the machine. Why? Why? Why? Why is this all happening so quickly? Right here. Alright, here we go. Phew. My turn. Whoa. Poop is gonna get you. Okay. Good. Good job. That felt good. Alright, spark it up. 60 more millions. Nice. Stop tilting. Sexy ramp. Oh, God. Sexy ramps. What? That felt good. Good trust, good trust. Alright. Flip flop with one hand. Dude, one handed post pass. Man, that feels good. That's kind of my new favorite thing. Catch and shoot. Shit. And shit. Nice. Just take it, man. Take a break, man. It's yours. I love both of your hands but I only need one baby. I should have just waited until I had the first ball for this. Yep. Cause I'm just gonna tilt this a bit. You're gonna tilt it. Oh I just got it. You got the pick. And oh my god I get in there. I thought you had it. I thought you had it. I thought you had it. I thought you had it. I thought you had it. I thought you had it. I thought you had it. I thought you had it. I thought you had it. Should have been it. Oh, you nailed it. We got a game here, folks. There you go. I'm looking super jay. You got the point. You did it. I couldn't get around in time. Pointy. Fuck man. Yes! all right all danger to hands feel like I'm playing better one-handed yeah you learn to trust oh god you also learn to pay attention pay attention to your game I certainly don't want to lose that. I just win. Love you. Trust me. He will see. When he's on your knee. Let him see you too. Let him see you too. Alright, we got it. What are you going for here? Well, I'm shooting for the great stones because they're all worth a sparky, a snake, and a cross. Which I need crosses and snakes. Good shot. And then hitting this three more times will give me a multiple. Good luck. Thanks. Thanks for distracting me. Just gotta hit it. Yeah. Love you. Wait. Did you see the flipper give out? You seen it? I didn't see it. Replay it. Oh, I see it. Love you. OK. Don't you do it! No! This is the win. Damn it. Winner for the day, folks. Let's just, ah, there we go. Ah. Victory lap. Oh my god. I'm sorry. Oh my god. Got that. Got that. Make sure you type my name right. Right. Dick wins. Oh, right. Right. Dick wins. Yeah, Dick wins. Where was that? My bad! Alright, good job. Well, that's it. Good win. Any other stupid games we could play while we have our audience of three people? One of them is me. One of them is probably Brad. Yeah, who left it open. Let's fix the camera. Was it up high enough now? Can you click the green? The live one? The dark gray thing? Yeah. Yeah. Can you stand at the machine? Can you play the Terminator theme song? Yeah, that sounds great. Thanks. All right. All right, here we go. We're going for nothing but... Nothing but net. Nothing but snake shots, man. I feel like I need to practice my snakes. Dump fellas. Hey, it's Zac Stark. Yo, Starkman. Thumbs up. Dr. Starkweather there is a... Fellow Deadflip member. Fellow Deadflip member. Watching from his toilet, probably. Hey, what's that smell? That was great. That was good. All right, here we go. We're going to play... For Brad, we're going to play... Snakes. Yeah, how many snakes can you hit? The only points that matter in this game are how many snakes we hit. None of the points appear. Score don't mean shit. It's all snakes. Brad Zac Stark is chiming in from his home orifice. What the fuck are you posing for? I thought I had it. How many snakes was that? Did we catch that? Zero. Zero snakes? Watch that drain. Wait, you shoot it, pose, drain. My man. Alright, rate for the snake. It's wide. You have a score though. Pretty metal. Your score is actually the most metal score. Do attempts count? Nope. And round. Hammer. Good one. There's one, baby. There's one. You backhanded? I'm not going to try that. Two. Killing it. Oh, man. With someone else controlling me. Too clean. Three. Oh, baby. What is up? I don't know Metallica songs, people. He does. Oh. Fucking go in your mouth. Oh! Fourth. Fourth backhand. Oh, this slap save is real. Oh. I thought I had that. That was forceful. Four. All right. Four snakeys. Take it, fake it. Take it, make it. Four snakeys. I got zero. Oh, man. Hell yeah. Oh. I want to learn this backhand. Huh. Nope. Nope. How many do you have? Zero. Oh, sure. Oh. For what? What the hell is that? What was that? I don't know. I've hit the captain ball enough, though. I'm going to try a forehand. Here we go. Snakeys. One. A little juggly. You have one? All right. I put down the score. It's J.D. four, Nick one. Four to one. Nice shake. Nice shake. I say. Dr. Starkweather. Hey, Zac Stark, how do we sound? How do we look? Give us some cues here. We need some feedback here from you, buddy. Also, our sexy light is dead. Oh, actually, it just died. It's a Q-Sonic. Player two. Player two, you're up. I'm not going to put my... Wait, turn that off? That's not doing anything, actually. Nothing? Absolutely nothing. It's doing nothing. I'm not looking. I'm looking. Nothing. Oh, yeah, perfect. I'm, like, sweating in here. Ugh, I look like a pig. Okay, you ready? Ready. Ready, piggies? High score. All right, this backhand. Five. All right, just backhand that shit, dude. Five. Six. Oh, yeah. So as long as we're talking, he says as long as we're talking to the camera, we're good. You got six fucking snakes? Seven. What? Eight. Oh my god. Oh, that was my pose. That was, my arm gave out. That's what I call that pose. So I have eight. I have nine. Oh my god. The face on the screen. Oh, eat it! All right. Can't hear Nick with that chair. Okay. All right. I'll stay up here. Nine to one. Nine to one. Oh. Nine to one. Real nice. I'm Snake Master. Oh, one, two. Two. Nine to two. What am I doing? What up, Chris? Yo, you ready, Chris? Okay. You about ready? Yes, sir. Woo-hoo! Come on, Snake, in. We got Brad, Starkweather, in the chat, and Nick, and then two other strangers. Three. No. Two. Don't you go fucking calling it out. Three. Nice. Nine, two, three. Nine, two, three. Back to you. Oh! Oh! That's a little off for me. 3 to 7? 3 to 9? 3 to 9. Alright, I have 9 so far. Let's go all the way. I drained! Alright. Alright folks. Bye friends. Bye everybody. Love you. Game's going off. You're all great. Everything's great. Bye Brad. Bye Scott.