Ralph to get here and then he'll be focused on Ralph. Who's Ralph? You know, Retro Ralph, he's on the YouTube channel. He's famous. Never heard of him. Would everyone here like to hear a story? Yes! Would you? Yes! Once upon a time at Pinball Expo In the year 2023, something miraculous happened. In the distance, I heard a sound. Wreck-It Ralph, is that you? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right, guys, we have 25 minutes to make this happen. Thank you. Thank you Toasty! It hasn't given me one ball save. Not one. Oh, game over. Now get out! Is that good? Hold on. Yeah, yeah, dude, that's good. What? Say what again? I dare you. I double dare you, mother... Oh, I got that ramp finally. Hey, did you drive here? Yes. Oh, yeah. Not him. Not this guy. This guy's not driving. I don't even know why you have the camera out. I've proven time and time again that I am an excellent driver. And Ryan's calling. I don't know what he's calling for. I'm declining him. Where do I go? Hello? Hey, tell Ralph to turn his lights on. Turn your lights on, Ralph. Excellent driver, my ass. It's a rental. He didn't have any lights in the back? No. He said touch it in the back. What do you mean there's no lights in the back? All right, I don't know where I'm going, dude. That's the understatement of the year. It says merge on to Dwight Buzzenhauer. You're not filming right now, right? Chiroma. Chiroma. I think Bob's voice is the soothing medicine that you need for driving, Ralph. You're driving so well tonight. This is very rare, Bob. You were being a backseat driver last time. I was in the front seat. Whatever. Wait, where's 27A? I don't see A. I see B. Oh, s***. We have the beast rolling in. I knew it would happen. Here we go. We're going down a one-way street. It's not a one-way. It's a one-way street. Hi, welcome to Galloping Dump. Is this enough video games for you? Yeah! Can we play two players? Yeah. All right. We playing Kadash All right Ash Alright, don't put me in a situation I don't want to be in. This is a lot of tapes, don't worry about it. If it doesn't go well, it doesn't go well. So that's the memory board. Yeah, right. Ah! They got me. I got you, Eric. Oh! What's with that? Come on! Son of a! Oh, I have no gun! Ah! That was me. Sorry. I'm feeling a little carpal tunnel-y right now. Oh my gosh, man. I'm getting annihilated. Do you know about the super move? I don't know, but this dude right here is whooping y'all's ass. I hit enter name and it does that. I think your heat head is coming in. You guys want to go over to the pinball for a little bit? Yeah, okay. Yes. You can actually work in an arcade. Yeah, it'd be nice. There he is. And you thought you were going to be able to go home. Yeah. What's going on, dude? Good seeing you again. What's up, dude? Good to see you again. I personally believe that they're going to be great. They're going to be like family heirlooms. And this is special, like, from Bridget and from Rob. And thank you for all that you do. Thank you. Thank you. I have a favorite ask. Can you make a quick short somehow instead of getting it? I had no idea. Hey, are you cool if I make a short of you begging him to make a short of you getting it? No, yes. I don't want that. John Youssi the true nature of a narcissist is someone who continually watches I need a day to film the internet. I thought that was free. I don't expect pinball people to know who I am at all. Like, not even at all. Lie detector determined that was a lie. Can you have me languish your list on the bed with my cards? The narcissist continues to watch himself over and over. I'm trying to check the quality. I'm not watching myself. Retro Ralph loves watching Retro Ralph. Retro Ralph's favorite channel, however, is Retro Ralph. His favorite live channel is Retro Ralph Live, which doesn't go live very much. We don't go live anymore. It's dead. I'm not sure if they even use that channel anymore. But if they did, only one viewer watches. I really like this segment. I think you need to cut this out. The only person that continues to watch Retro Ralph Live is Retro Ralph. He is the 4,037th person to receive a Hall of Fame card. I believe they have less bottles of water in the building than they do Hall of Fame members. Dick. Look at that handsome devil. Look at that guy. I'm in 480p. Well, right now you're in some kind of pee. Here's the dumb. Oh, look. Did John Youssi? Yeah. My fifth accomplishment is greatness. My seventh accomplishment is more greatness. Who signed more autographs? I have, of course. Nice to see you, T. Schultz. You're the greatest entertainer when it comes to amusement time. The greatest do you hear that The greatest entertainer Didn I say greatness Give his autograph captain is here I got one I wouldn be opposed to going to get pizza again I want the place that the butter crust pizza party Is it right here? You gotta go far. Oh, CM Chicken. That's that Korean fried chicken place. Oh my god, oh my god. Korean fried chicken. You guys want to be on YouTube? That's it. Alright, the character, he's orange and he's got like a long nose. He's orange, he's a circle, and he's got a long nose. You have to know him. And he's in Wreck-It Ralph. Oh, and he always eats the cherries. In the movies. Alright, he's orange. with like his long nose and he's in Wreck-It Ralph. It's cue something. Should we try a different one? What are the things from that movie? If we left Earth, we'd be in, right. If people there, we're gonna like, Come here. They would be what? Oh, you got it, you gave it to them. You gave it to them. Cue Bert, I remember it. Attackers. Or, if they're coming, If you take it over... Space? Space invasion! No. Close. But what would you call them? What would they be? Invaders. No. Space invaders. What? Space invaders. There you go. Yeah, there you go. I've heard about that. All right, now you're going to be in the video, so this is awesome. What's your favorite video game? Oh, my favorite? Probably like NHL. Probably NHL. Call of Duty. Fortnite. Call of Duty Modern Warfare. Your favorite game of all time? All time Streets of Rage. You can't pick mine, that's mine. He asked me. He did that to make me look bad. Yeah, I like Streets of Rage too. No, I got you wrong. Actually, you said one. No, I said Streets of Rage in general. Breath of the Wild. I'm going to go Super Mario 64. One more, one more. Alright guys, you're in the video, you're going to be in it. I like Mario. Subscribe, baby. Subscribe, like my video. I think she's gonna give us a couple minutes to not talk to the guys. So she's pretty good. We probably caused the biggest ruckus just now probably. Oh, okay. We're okay. We're okay. We're okay. I don't know if I want to do it as a wrap though. Is it good as a wrap? Alright, I'll do it as a wrap. Yeah, thank you. Would it be a bad choice though? Like I kind of was... It was a toss up between that and the smoked turkey sandwich. But you don't have the little red... You don't have the fan favorite thing next to it. I'll do chips. You have so much dirt now. This is all you do. You should be a reality producer. Someone's gotta watch the kids. Two kids? Two kids. Yes. There's so much value in learning. If you were a real friend, you would have known he had kids. Can you hear me? Mason said try not to get distracted. Why are you not paying attention to me? Can you focus in on the UI? Mason and I bicker like this a lot when we're filming. I'm gonna kill Mason in five seconds. I'm gonna kill Mason! Kill Mason! Kill, kill, kill, kill Mason! Mason! Mason! Dude! Come on, bro! Mason, come on, man! Mason! Come on, dude! Mason! What the hell was that all about? You guess your little pinball nerds aren't happy? I guess. you