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These Pinball MODs made me broke!

RetroRalph·video·8m 18s·held·Jun 15, 2024
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TL;DR

RetroRalph demonstrates 15+ mods that transform a James Bond 007 (Pro) into a premium-tier machine for $1,500+.

Summary

RetroRalph showcases a comprehensive mod upgrade guide for a James Bond 007 (Pro) pinball machine, demonstrating how aftermarket modifications can elevate a base-tier game to premium-like aesthetics and functionality. The video covers 15+ mods from vendors like Mezel Mods, Mojo Mods, and Stern, with individual pricing breakdowns totaling over $1,500. Key themes include ease of installation, visual enhancement, and the trade-offs between Pro and Premium/LE tiers.

Key Claims

  • James Bond 007 (Pro) model can be visually upgraded to look very similar to Premium through mods, but cannot replicate the jetpack mechanism or physical ball lock

    high confidence · RetroRalph, closing remarks: 'James Bond 007 (Pro) is not exactly the premium because there's a couple things I really can't do. Like the jet pack that swings out... the physical ball lock mechanism.'

  • Most stock Stern Pro and Premium subwoofers are not very good; upgrading to aftermarket options is recommended

    high confidence · RetroRalph on Ed Boon 3000 subwoofer: 'I love Stern, but their stock subwoofers in James Bond 007 (Pro) and Premium are just not very good. I do this to all my machines.'

  • Shaker motors do not come standard on Stern Pro or Premium models and require separate purchase

    high confidence · RetroRalph: 'Many don't realize that this thing does not come stock on James Bond 007 (Pro) or the Premium. It a simple upgrade.'

  • Once art blades are added to one machine, players feel they are essential on all machines

    medium confidence · RetroRalph opinion: 'When you don't have them on any of your games, you don't care. But once you add the art blades to one game, you think to yourself, how did I live without this?'

  • The Goldfinger Laser Mod is the standout modification in this collection

    high confidence · RetroRalph: 'To me, this mod steals the show.' The mod integrates with villain mode ramp progression across four shots.

Notable Quotes

  • “Look, I hear it all the time, don't get James Bond 007 (Pro), get the premium. But what if I told you I can make this bond right here look just like a premium?”

    RetroRalph@ 0:00 — Establishes the core thesis of the video: Pro + mods can approach Premium aesthetics

  • “I love Stern, but their stock subwoofers in James Bond 007 (Pro) and Premium are just not very good. I do this to all my machines, and I'm happy with the outcome.”

    RetroRalph@ 3:36 — Direct criticism of Stern's stock audio quality; signals widespread adoption of aftermarket audio upgrades

  • “The art blades... It totally completes the game and it really just gives it that polished look. Hey, Stern, uh, where's my Venom Art Blades? Tick tock, guys.”

    RetroRalph@ 2:52 — Demand signal for art blades on newer Stern titles; product gap noted

  • “This mod steals the show. This mod is a replica of the scene in Goldfinger that's got Bond almost meeting his certain doom.”

    RetroRalph@ 5:13 — Endorsement of Mojo Mods' Goldfinger Laser Mod as highest-impact modification

  • “I don't even want to add it up... I don't even want to know. How much is it? Ooh.”

    RetroRalph@ 6:59 — Humorous acknowledgment of total mod cost shock; reflects collector psychology around spending

Entities

RetroRalphpersonMezel ModscompanyMojo ModscompanyStern PinballcompanyJames Bond 007 (Pro)gamePinSoundcompanyPinwoofercompanyKenwoodcompanyJurassic Parkgame

Signals

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    product_strategy: Stern's three-tier Bond strategy (Pro/Premium/LE) with feature gaps creates strong aftermarket mod demand; Pro buyers seek Premium aesthetics at lower cost

    high · RetroRalph's entire video premise: 'don't get the pro, get the premium. But what if I told you I can make this bond right here look just like a premium?' Mods fill specific gaps: scuba diver kit, dragon tank, interactive gyrocopter only on Premium/LE stock.

  • $

    market_signal: Robust third-party mod ecosystem is thriving; single high-end Bond Pro can attract $1,500+ in cumulative mod spending

    high · Video catalogs 15+ mods with total > $1,500; vendors include Mezzle Mods, Mojo Mods, Stern direct, with individual mod pricing ranging $44-$249

  • ?

    product_concern: Stern's stock subwoofers and speakers in Pro/Premium tiers are widely viewed as inadequate; aftermarket audio upgrades are normalized practice

    high · RetroRalph: 'their stock subwoofers in the Pro and Premium are just not very good. I do this to all my machines.' Showcases Ed Boon 3000 subwoofer, Kenwood 5.25-inch speaker upgrade, and references PinSound/Pinwoofer as premium alternatives.

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Modern pinball collecting emphasizes visual customization and personalization; mods are valued primarily for aesthetics rather than mechanical function

    high · Recurring theme: 'What purpose does this one serve? Um, duh, it looks badass.' Side Armor, art blades, and shooter rods explicitly framed as cosmetic; Goldfinger Laser Mod is non-functional integration praised as standout.

  • ?

    collector_signal: Collectors experience escalating customization expectations ('addiction') once one mod is installed; creates continuous upgrade cycle

Transcript

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0:00
Look, I hear it all the time, don't get the pro, get the premium. But what if I told you I can make this bond right here look just like a premium? Let's go!
0:12
This is the Rocket Scaffolding mod by Mezzle Mods. This upgrade makes the Bird One Rocket Base look so much better. It's a super easy mod to install too. Just slip it over the stock building and you're done. This is probably the easiest mod I've ever installed.
0:30
Next up is the Bird One rocket mod. This thing totally transforms the rather bland stock rocket into a beast. It's got some awesome detail too that makes it look super realistic. Look close and you can actually see rivets. Totally cool and easy to install as well. It's just a single bolt from under the playfield and you're done.
0:52
This is the bullet gate assembly cover. This mod is minor but it sure dresses up the plain jane gate assembly in the back and it gives it a cool look from the original Bond movie intro. To install it, you simply slip it over the existing gate.
1:08
Venom
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high · RetroRalph on art blades: 'once you add the art blades to one game, you think to yourself, how did I live without this?' Repeated pattern: Side Armor described as 'gonna become addicting. Well, all these mods really do.'

  • ?

    product_launch: Stern is behind on rolling out art blades for newer titles (Venom); community demand for this accessory is active

    medium · RetroRalph directly addresses Stern: 'Hey, Stern, uh, where's my Venom Art Blades? Tick tock, guys.' Suggests art blades are expected accessories for LE machines but are missing on at least one recent title.

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Pro tier Bond lacks two mechanical features that cannot be modded: jetpack mechanism and physical ball lock; these remain hard limits on Pro customization

    high · RetroRalph closing: 'The Pro is not exactly the premium because there's a couple things I really can't do. Like the jet pack that swings out... the physical ball lock mechanism. It actually has a circular ramp and a ball lock that physically locks the ball.'

  • ?

    technology_signal: Some mods are designed to integrate with existing game code (shaker motor effects), while others are passive visual enhancements; integration level affects perceived value

    high · RetroRalph: shaker motor 'game code is usually tightly integrated with it on all modern Stern games' (e.g., T-Rex scream on Jurassic Park). Goldfinger Laser Mod explicitly non-integrated: 'This mod is not integrated into any of the game code' but still praised as standout.

  • ?

    content_signal: YouTube content creators (RetroRalph) are dedicating full videos to mod walkthroughs with pricing breakdowns; signals strong audience demand for mod guidance and cost transparency

    high · Entire video structure: itemized mod showcase + individual pricing + total cost reveal; RetroRalph frames as 'fun for me. I really enjoy modding pinball machines and just kind of making it however you want it to be.'

  • ?

    manufacturing_signal: Stern ships Pro/Premium tiers without certain accessories that are standard on LE (shaker motor, art blades, 5.25-inch speakers, side armor); these are positioned as upsells or mod opportunities

    high · Shaker motor: 'does not come stock on the Pro or the Premium.' Speakers: 'Stern Pro and Premium models come with 4-inch stock speakers.' Side Armor: 'Only the Stern LEs come stock with Side Armor.' Art blades missing on Venom.

    • This next mod is the Interactive Gyrocopter by Mezelmods. Okay, so the back of the Pro is a little empty because it doesn't have the Bond jetpack mechanism. And it looks barren in that right corner, but not anymore. Remember the little Nelly from the movie You Only Live Twice? Well, here's a replica of the little Nelly that fills up that back space nicely and adds a cool lighting effect whenever the pop bumper flasher is active.
    1:35
    Next we have the scuba diver kit. The pro just had a standard piece of acrylic with artwork here, kind of boring, but now it's got the exact same cool floating diver scene as the premium model. Yeah, you heard that right, same as the premium. Look how cool this is. Here's the Dragon Tank mod by Mezelmods. There a dragon tank on the premium and the LE so why can we have one Well you can This is from the movie Dr No and it got cool light eyes as well as a red light for the mouth of the tank that lights up as well The only complaint I have about this one is the amber lights on the tank are a hair too bright. I might have to fix that if it ends up becoming a bit too distracting. Next up, Side Armor by Stern Pinball. Only the Stern LEs come stock with Side Armor, but once you start putting it on your games, it's gonna become addicting. Well, all these mods really do. And it doesn't serve much purpose other than it looks cool. I guess it does protect the area from greasy hands or something. I don't really care. It looks awesome and that's all that matters. Don't worry. I won't judge you. Do it to yours too.
    2:42
    Ah, the art blades. When you don't have them on any of your games, you don't care. But once you add the art blades to one game, you think to yourself, how did I live without this? It totally completes the game and it really just gives it that polished look. Hey, Stern, uh, where's my Venom Art Blades? Tick tock, guys. Okay, I know what you're gonna say on this one. What purpose does this one serve? Um, duh, it looks badass. It won't help you get that perfect plunge, but it will make you look really cool while you're doing it. I love these custom shooter rods by Stern. This one has a cool look with the Bond 60th logo on it.
    3:22
    Oh, snap. It's the Boom Boom 3000 subwoofer. Look, this isn't going to make you feel like you're rolling in your 5.0 with the rag top down, but it's a nice, easy upgrade from the stock Stern sub. I love Stern, but their stock subwoofers in the Pro and Premium are just not very good. I do this to all my machines, and I'm happy with the outcome. For a more advanced audio setup, take a look at Pinwoofer and PinSound. You're gonna spend more, but it will really get your cab bumpin'. Next up, the Stern Shaker Motor. Many don't realize that this thing does not come stock on the Pro or the Premium. It a simple upgrade and the game code is usually tightly integrated with it on all modern Stern games to add a cool element to the gameplay Some games leverage the shaker motor better than others but the first time I heard the T scream on Jurassic Park I was like yeah I gotta have a shaker on all my machines. It's a pretty cost-effective upgrade too. I love this mod and I've done it to all my Stern machines that I've owned so far. Stern Pro and Premium models come with 4-inch stock speakers. They're pretty basic, they sound decent, but why do we mod? To make things better. So this mod changes the speaker size from a four inch found in the pro and premium to the five and a quarter inch found on the limited edition Stern machines. So you get a sound upgrade with these Kenwood speakers and some awesome lighting effects to really make your machine pop. Note, you can put in any five and a quarter inch speaker in here as long as it fits. I'm using the Kenwood speakers that are the same ones that Stern uses on their limited edition machines. Oh, I forgot, you can get this cool placard acrylic to match your speaker lights too, just something cool to make that badge stand out.
    5:07
    Alright, last but certainly not least, the Goldfinger Laser Mod by Mojo Mods. To me, this mod steals the show. This mod is a replica of the scene in Goldfinger that's got Bond almost meeting his certain doom. This mod is not integrated into any of the game code, but when the ball goes up the villain mode ramp, it turns the laser blue. Put the ball up the ramp a second time and the laser is now activated. A third time and the laser turns on. Shoot the villain mode ramp one more time to save Bond just in the nick of time. Okay, so here's where we have to have the tough conversation about price. How much does this all cost? All right, we're gonna rattle down each mods cost one by one because the thumbnail says I'm broke. I'm not broke but it might have cost a little more than I thought. The rocket scaffolding mod is The rocket upgrade mod is The bullet gate assembly mod is That a cheap one The interactive gyrocopter mod is The scuba diver kit is The dragon tank mod, $152. Side armor, $249.
    6:26
    The art blades by Stern, $99. The custom shooter rod is $179. The boom boom 3000 is $44. Shaker Motors $109 The speaker kit This is the 5.25 bracket And the speakers and the lights Came to $133 And then last but not least The Goldfinger Laser Mod is $200 So yeah I don't even want to add it up Mason if you're doing this right now Add it up I don't even want to know How much is it? Ooh. All right, guys, that about wraps things up for this video. I hope you liked it. This is really fun for me. I really enjoy modding pinball machines and just kind of making it however you want it to be. Now, I gotta say, the Pro is not exactly the premium because there's a couple things I really can't do. Like the jet pack that swings out, that's something I cannot add to it. And the other thing would be the physical ball lock mechanism. It actually has a circular ramp and a ball lock that physically locks the ball. But other than that, the Pro is pretty well equipped. And then putting the mods on it makes it look more complete and full. And I love it. I love the way it turned out. Let me know what you think in the comments below. Hopefully you enjoyed this video. If you did, give me a thumbs up. Consider subscribing to the channel if you enjoy content like this. And that's it for now, guys. We will see you on the next one.
    8:00
    Thank you.