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CACTUS CANYON | C BAR PDX

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TL;DR

Jack Danger charity stream at C-Bar PDX playing Cactus Canyon with Portland pinball community.

Summary

Jack Danger streams live from C-Bar PDX, a pinball arcade in Portland, Oregon, playing Cactus Canyon while hosting a charity fundraiser for the Pinball Outreach Project. The stream features casual gameplay with local Portland pinball players from the Bells and Chimes women's league, community members, and online viewers. Jack and guests discuss game rules, mechanics, and strategy while raising donations and building community engagement.

Key Claims

  • Over $1,000 was raised in about three hours during a previous charity stream at Pop's location

    high confidence · Jack states 'We raised over $1,000 in just about three hours' and later confirms '$1,039 for Pinball Outreach Project' plus an additional $50 from Skip Natty for $1,089 total

  • C-Bar has an 'amazing collection of pins' and a 'huge beer list' with quality food

    high confidence · Jack and guests praise the venue: 'If anyone's never been to C-Bar, they have an amazing collection of pins' and 'They have a huge beer list' with 'amazing' mac and cheese

  • Cactus Canyon is 'so stupid rare' and C-Bar purchased one specifically for public play on PCB

    high confidence · Jack states 'they bought one of these games which is so stupid rare and put it on the PCB for us to play'

  • Jack briefly helped work on Magic Girl pinball during early development stages

    medium confidence · Jack responds 'I played it in its early stages because I briefly helped work on the game' when asked if he'd played Magic Girl

  • Jessica Holly is the organizer of Bells and Chimes women's pinball league in Portland

    high confidence · Jack states 'Jessica right there, who is just up here playing, is the organizer of the Bells and Chimes here in PDX'

Notable Quotes

  • “We raised over $1,000 in just about three hours, and it was huge. Huge, huge.”

    Jack Danger@ 2:56 — Demonstrates successful charity fundraising for Pinball Outreach Project at previous event

  • “If anyone's never been to C-Bar, they have an amazing collection of pins... The food is delicious. They have a huge beer list.”

    Jack Danger@ 9:05 — Venue endorsement and promotion of C-Bar PDX

  • “they bought one of these games which is so stupid rare and put it on the PCB for us to play”

    Jack Danger@ 9:24 — Highlights rarity of Cactus Canyon and C-Bar's commitment to offering unusual machines

  • “Jessica right there, who is just up here playing, is the organizer of the Bells and Chimes here in PDX. And I got to meet a handful of them last night, and they're just an awesome bunch of gals, for sure.”

    Jack Danger@ 12:33 — Recognition of Portland women's pinball community and league organization

  • “I played it in its early stages because I briefly helped work on the game. Because I'm a putz.”

    Jack Danger@ 20:34 — Reveals Jack's involvement in homebrew/independent pinball game development

Entities

Jack DangerpersonC-Bar PDXorganizationPinball Outreach ProjectorganizationJessica HollypersonBells and ChimesorganizationCactus CanyongameMr. CrunchberrypersonWildstyle

Signals

  • ?

    event_signal: C-Bar PDX hosting pinball streaming event with community gathering format combining gameplay, charity fundraising, and social interaction

    high · Jack organized multi-hour stream at venue with local players, community members arriving throughout event, Pinball Outreach Project donation drive active

  • ?

    community_signal: Portland, Oregon has active women's pinball league (Bells and Chimes) and competitive pinball community with multiple local players attending C-Bar event

    high · Multiple Bells and Chimes members attended stream; Jessica Holly organizes the league; multiple local players participated (Oregon Ninja, Zoe, Wildstyle, etc.)

  • ?

    community_signal: Strong community participation in charity fundraising with viewers and participants donating to Pinball Outreach Project

    high · Multiple donations tracked during stream ($1,089 total raised across two events); Skip Natty $50 donation, Slappy donations, various viewer support

  • ?

    event_signal: Texas Pinball Festival occurred recently (Jeff attended, played Iron Man machines)

    medium · Jeff mentions playing Iron Man at TTF (Texas Pinball Festival) and Jack references attending

  • $

    market_signal: Cactus Canyon described as extremely rare machine, indicating high collector value and limited availability for public play

    high · Jack emphasizes game is 'so stupid rare' and notes C-Bar's decision to put it on location 'for us to play' is noteworthy

Transcript

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0:00
I like Dapper's. Dapper's, Dapper's, Dapper's. Seven viewers resubscribed while I was away. Mmm.
0:22
It's time to make some, uh... It's time to make some bad decisions, Internet. Zerofire, how you doing, baby? Bye-bye.
0:30
Did someone say a stream on Saturday and Sunday? What the frick? Internet, good to see you. We're live. Mic is hot. If you want to say anything terrible, the internet will hear it.
0:46
What's up, Dr. Fatcake? Good to see you, Zero Fire. Always a freaking pleasure. Now we get to drink and swear, because we're not raising money for kids right now. It was a lot of fun, and thank you to everyone who donated. Now it's time to get back to basics. Jack Danger needs some money.
1:28
Hey, Mr. Crunchberry's here. I mean, literally here. Internet, what's going on? I have some food coming, so I will be eating. So we have, I believe, Jessica Hollard at a lot of the PDX kids that are playing in bar leagues tonight to come out and hang out. I think, when does League end, typically? Like, in about... Soon-ish? So, we're hoping for a pile of people to show up here. Can I get Mr. Crunchberry to come over here really quick? What's up? Hi!
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Steven Martinperson
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Kaneda's Pinball Podcastorganization
Oregon Ninjaperson
Malabethperson
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Bells and Chimes PDXorganization
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community_signal: Jack Danger involved in homebrew pinball game development (Magic Girl) in addition to streaming and competing

medium · Jack states 'I played it in its early stages because I briefly helped work on the game' regarding Magic Girl

2:14
Mr. Crunchberry, everybody. This is the SOB who donated some money last night for good cause, and I can't thank you enough, man. Seriously. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Huge. Thank you so much, man. and we're going to battle like crazy on this game. Do you know this game, Walt? I've only seen it once, and that was when you were streaming it on Pinball Arcade. Yeah, okay, so I don't know this game at all. I will tell you 100%. I do not know what is going on. Lol at checking her fake watch. I'm sorry?
2:43
Yo, Skip Natty, you shut your mouth. As people start pouring in, I'm going to keep saying this, But folks, I can't thank you enough for donating last night. We raised over $1,000 in just about three hours, and it was huge. Huge, huge.
3:02
Pop's an awesome place. They do a lot of great things, and you kids made it rad. Been forever. Also, this sexy stream. Yo, my dad Martin, how the hell are you? By the way, a streamer acquaintance of mine, Malabeth, you may have seen her before because I host her a lot. She does a lot of creative streams like drawing and painting and such. She also plays games. Apparently she lives here in Portland, so she will be joining us. We're going to have a lot of randos running away as... There's a lot of camera-shy people in the world, isn't there? And it's fine. Is this the brown liquor version of yesterday's stream? No. This is the white lightning version of any stream I've ever done. We are just going to get destroyed, wasted, and hopefully I don't break all of my equipment. Pinball Outreach Projects, thank you for the host. I love you. Yeah, tonight's gonna be rad. So hopefully a whole crap load of people show up. I did have an idea for setting up a room camera to show all the pins that are in here, but to get a proper shot of this room, I'd have needed like a cable running across like the thoroughfare here, and 100% someone would have kicked that, so I'm not about to deal with that. Skipnetti, congrats on the donations. Let me know how we can still donate. Skip Natty, if you still want to donate to the Pinball Outreach Project, down below is a link. It's a bright white banner with Pops' logo on it. Click that, hit it, and you know what? We have our notifications back on, but if you folks, the mic's a tiny bit hot, you're a tiny bit hot.
4:39
Why would the mic be hot? Am I just like, oh, volume range, 300. All right. Is that better? That sounds way better. Is this better? Good? Okay. So the notifications for our stream are still going to be legit, but now there's also the notifications for POP. When you guys donate on that link below, you'll get a notification here so we can thank you personally for doing a lot of good for some awesome stuff. Guys, thank you so much for the hosts. Who is it?
5:31
I'm going to eat. Deb, Deb, Deb, everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, Deb. Now, here's the one problem we're having tonight. We have to pay for all the games we're playing tonight.
5:47
Apparently, the keys are with someone that is not feeling well, so we don't want to bother them. So, I got about $2 here.
5:56
We're going to make it last, I promise you. It's going to be dope. But without further ado, I think we're just going to hop in and start playing. and as people start pouring in, we'll just grab randos, start arm wrestling or whatever the crap you guys want to see, paying for games. How dare you? I know, guys. I apologize. I love you. So let's switch over to gameplay here.
6:17
So let me ask you a question. What does that... Hold on. Let me turn this on. All right. How's that play field look? Who makes JD pay for games? What is this?
6:31
Hi, I'm Mr. Crunchberries. Why? Wildstyle. Come here, Wildstyle. Let me thank you personally for being here.
6:43
This is Wildstyle. She's going to kick all of her butts tonight in pinball. She brought it well. I brought it well. Yeah. She was threatening me earlier, and I'm pretty sure this is going to go over well.
6:55
So good luck tonight. Thank you. Oh, you're a JD also. Jessica, we're not going to say last names. No. Right? No. Loving that shirt. Thank you. That is a great shirt. He's having that for Christmas. That's a great shirt, too. I'm wearing, I don't even know what I'm wearing. You'll be there in 15. Oregon Ninja's coming, too. Hell yes. Let's go.
7:24
So, as an aside, I might ask you cats to play really quick. If you want to scream and explain what you're doing, I desperately need to take a bite of this food. Unless you guys want to watch me eat, then I'll just swing the camera over. You're welcome. Just start banging away, dude. I'll be back in a second. No problem. That's a lot of flesh, man. What, you eat it? Yeah. Oh, that's it.
7:49
Oh, yeah. I'll get it. I'll get it on there. Yeah, Jane and John, they're very close relatives of mine. Nice.
7:57
I think it's just the two of them. Okay. Alright. Let me pretend that I know what I'm doing. You got it, buddy. Whoops! There we go.
8:20
Ah, now I'm out. There we go. What are you looking for, Arthur? I have no idea. It said gunfight, I'm looking for...oh.
8:37
Oh, I almost had him! When the gunfight starts, there's like a pop-up thing that shows up. You gotta hit him in a certain amount of time, and I missed it. No, Jack is not eating cheeseburgers, he's eating mac and cheese. Seems like you're wearing out your welcome. Get out of here.
8:58
The mac and cheese here is amazing. If anyone's never been to C-Bar, they have an amazing collection of pins. Rose Kitty Pinball takes care of them here. The food is delicious. They have a huge beer list. Yeah! Yeah, and we're very unfortunate that they bought one of these games which is so stupid rare and put it on the PC for us to play. Oh, come on! I have 50 cents a game! Are you local here, then? Yeah! Really? Uh huh. I should come out here more often. Yeah, you do! Absolutely! Yeah, I got a lot of questions about it. You're gonna be looking at all the pictures. Oh, man. I know a few things about this one. So, every time you hit the, uh, the gold mine, it'll start to ring itself and so you can get under there and lock balls. Okay. Um, once you finish all the ladders and every shot, you'll light up the empty ball. Ah. Gold mine healthy ball is getting fully locked into that, um, the out-catching, um, after you knock the ball down. Lock your balls down. At that time, when you do, uh, slow down multi-malls, which is great because you can keep adding balls in that one if you knock down all of the stand-ups. Can you hear her explaining the game? Internet? And everything else, like white water, time kits, and things like that, when you hit it, there's some amount of time for them to activate. Yeah, um, let's look this one up. Once you, um, you can get to save Holly in a couple different places, and then the train goes to the other Holly and you save her.
11:03
The bonus effect is huge in this game, so that's up in the taxes section. Affirmative. Let me wait, what's going on, buddy? Internet, I also ordered a catch egg, if you don't know what that is. It's a hard boiled egg surrounded with like, beef and then breaded and deep fried. I literally pounded a scotch egg faster than they can make them.
11:47
Yes I'm so glad you're here How did you know I was going to be here?
12:06
Sorry Lets hear it for George One, two... What's up? So, Internet, for those of you that may not know,
12:31
Jessica right there, who is just up here playing, is the organizer of the Bells and Chimes here in PDX.
12:40
And I got to meet a handful of them last night, and they're just an awesome bunch of gals, for sure. That's a fun shirt, right? Wait, her? This is his? Mine? White? That's my wife. Yay, my wife!
12:58
Oh, speaking of fun shirts, Laura, I have a shirt for you. I'm going to send it home with that lock. Get in that lock! No more. That shirt is mine. Get in that lock! Dang it! Um, Laura, you can text him a size-barred unisex. I'm not going to make you put that on the chat, but text Jack with what size you want in a unisex shirt. I have extra small and small.
13:25
You are welcome. There we go. I'm getting to the big job. Two blocks in like ten seconds. I get it. Easy.
13:35
Sunday stream. What's up, Cookings? Bravo. We are live from C-Bar in Portland, Oregon. And the background of this frame that you're seeing here should be getting pretty busy with some folks coming in, say, in the next hour.
14:40
No! That was the worst smoking ball. Arugula should be in everything.
15:24
Okay. Real talk, Skip and Addie. Arugula, there's this place that has this wood-fired pizza That has arugula and prosciutto and it's like a white sauce pizza. It is ridiculous
15:48
Can we not talk about blankets Rubble on pizza spot. Yeah, dude I'm on the stream. Not on Bells. I started a stream for Bells. It's Bells Pinball Media. I think that's right. Internet. Oh, yo, Slappy. Thank you for the 10 bits, dude. Drink some good West Coast beers. I will take that dime and put it towards the beer. I love you, Slappy. you're the best dude bits are hilarious by the way internet let's make out I'm like what do you got going on I'm just hanging out here followed thank you Dr. Fatcake we're getting you some followers so type your channel in the chat thank you no thank you I don't always play this normally, but a lot of times I do. I've got that proliferated. So are you heading back tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'll be around noon to holler and do a stretch before going to the E.C.L. Oh, that's right. We were talking about that. And then I'm going to be in Seattle for about a week. Oh, wow. It's all in the field. Yeah, it's all in the field.
17:47
I'm hoping to get a super track. I'm going to get a bottle of it. Yeah, right there. I'm going to get this. It's like an hour and a half. Right, right.
17:58
I don't know if there's a lot of people in Seattle. I just don't know. Yeah. There's a lot of fans. Yeah. Yo, Jazz with the 250-bit. Have some more bits, man. I love you, buddy. Slappy White 2001.
18:13
Welcome to the league, your amazing ladies and gentlemen. Swizzle and Buzz up for Slappy White 2001. I love you, and I'm in love with you.
18:23
And regardless of what my wife may say, I scream your name when I'm having sex with you. Let's keep this stream clean tonight. Just kidding.
18:37
Lock out. There you go. I'll be on the stream. We need it. We got one free game. That'll do. Where's the next one?
18:51
Are we going to the next one? There you go. Oh, I expected corners. Yeah, I'm fine. Alright. Internet, what'd you do with my freaking tokens? I think the chat's hanging on the Google Earth. I know the internet's up. Oh. You're friends. They're friends. No. OK. You're friends. Oh, yeah. Oh, I got it. There you are. Just kidding, I found them. Uh, Internet, let me ask you something. Why haven't you all subscribed?
20:04
My dad, Martin, I love you, dude. I'm just saying. You gonna let these guys show you up? We just want to say hi. Aw, my man.
20:15
Sasha! Are you ready? Hi. Are you ready? Yeah. Oh, we're good. We're good. I'm playing now. Jack, have you played Magic Girl? I played it in its early stages because I briefly helped work on the game.
20:42
Because I'm a putz. No, what? Okay, dude, my dad Martin. Listen, dude, I feel bad. I love you. Holy crap.
20:54
I swear to God, I was not trying to guilt you into subscribing. My dad, Martin, welcome to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for that supreme freaking peer pressure. I love you, dude. Flippers and butts. Okay. One more person. All right. One more player So I'm going to go first because I'm terrible.
21:24
There we go. I'm going to go last because I've got to figure out how this damn machine works. Wild style. Are you going to be hopping machines tonight or mostly? We're just going to stay on Cactus Canyon, man, because tonight's going to be kind of intoxicated.
21:40
And I should not be moving stuff around. Bone it. I got a horse. Yay. Oh my god. Skip Natty says your pop notifications aren't working.
21:57
They're not? Um... Skip Natty, I'm sorry, dude. Hold on, let me double check this. Crap. Uh-oh, Laura, Pelhamuk ice cream is so good.
22:17
Skip Natty, I'm sorry, dude. it was turned off. I'm an idiot. What did you donate and please let me know. Dude, thank you so much if you donated, man. That's huge. I love you. It will work now. Someone donate a single dollar to Pop for me and we'll figure it out. Pinball nerds are so awesome. Did I just... I'll jump in. I'll jump in. Even though I said I wanted to be last. I can't. my life's double peanut. How dare you? How dare you say my sex name in chat?
22:55
Skip, Busy, Bus, I love you, dude. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some hearts in chat for Skip Natty, please?
23:05
Um, we can have Bucks. If you want Bucks, man, they're yours. Let's get some hearts up in chat for Skip Natty. 50 bucks for Pimbalawry Project, dude. You are a beast. Awesome! Wait, I want to play Magic Rows. Do you? Maybe? You think? Ah, damn it, I'll look at it. I mean, I'm just inviting myself over. So who has one? My boy, Kaneda. If I play Magic Rows, I'll move between Seattle and Bellingham if you- Dude! Really? Mufuggas, that's awesome! Nice! It's fun saying your name, too. What a hook bugger.
23:52
Skip Natty, I truly, dude, I love you man. What am I trying to hit? Not enough hearts for you buddy, not enough hearts.
24:12
I know the guy behind you. There is no guy behind me. Oh, this guy? There's no way you typed that just then. What guy are you talking about?
24:42
Laurie, how's it going? Decided I missed the stream yesterday. Glad to help. Good call. Skip Natty. I'll let Greg know and Nicole know personally that you donated. By the way, for donating $50, Skip, send me on Twitch here a message, not like a whisper, but a message with your address because I got a gift for you, dude.
25:06
Hang on a second. Okay, hang on a second. Hi, Mom. Lori622, that's my mom. What? Yep. Hi, Mom. Hi. Slappy White, I can be in Northeast Indiana. That shouldn't be a problem. I love beer and pinball.
25:30
Mom! Mom is here. You got a glowing recommendation from your mother, Mr. Coensberry. My mom thinks I'm cool, then I'm cool. Cool.
26:01
Five more minutes, Mom. Yeah, skip me. Can you give me your address, dude? I've got to get braided. I'm not getting a single drop frame here, Pins Rule. Not even one.
26:39
Heal for three months in a row. Keep up the good work. Take them all to the next level. Take them all.
26:45
Heel, thank you for making your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip your back up.
26:55
I guess I don't need to read it since that British dude reads it for me. Thank you. You're doing great. Thank you.
27:09
Your bonus. Holy hell. All right. All right, player four. Here we go. Brian is a saint. Who's Brian? Am I missing something? Where's Dan? All right, he's over there playing Spider-Man. You're doing great.
27:31
No, I... Good job. I thought you left. Zoe? I thought Zoe wasn't coming because she's a ding-dong. Wait, is she watching? No, she just said she's on her way. Zoe, I don't even want you to come here. Because I... You're too fun. Get rumped. Get rumped is my favorite saying when I'm getting rumped.
27:57
Oh, get freaking rumped, dude. What is going on? Gotcha, buddy. Shit, wait. I got... Oh, the warning scared me.
28:09
I feel bad. Get rumped, Internet. Listen, this is not going well for old Jack Danger. Taste the pepper, be the pepper.
28:21
I hope so. My dead Martins, can I have you post your favorite Deadflip emote, please? I need to know where your head's at.
28:35
Come on, work with me, Kimball. There we go. The kids are coming out. Let me refresh, fam. One second. Hell yeah, my dad. Let me drop this. I'm too tall for the freaking Internet.
28:54
There we go. He's hurt. Okay, I just wanted to check it out. Mom is leaving. Go back to swearing and not eating your vegetables. Thanks, Mom. All right. See you, Mom.
29:08
Dude, my dad, Martin, yes, absolutely. the best emote combination. Every machine you play, people have a color DMV. I have a, I bring them with me. I have a surplus. I just throw them on games.
29:22
No, no, no, no, no, no. As people have color DMVs, they keep up with you. This is very true. Scared Sith, Medieval Madness, Cactus Canyon, Spider-Man, Congo has it. Yeah. I love it. I love Congo. McCongo. Lord Ask Man.
29:43
Wait, Jack. Ding dong is his favorite word. Yeah. A serial killer. Yeah, I know. My favorite word jumps around for sure.
29:53
Hero 5. Yeah, it's true. His mom gone and been holding it apart for like 10 minutes. Dude, Moon Moon has the best emotes. I don't care who you sub to, Moon Moon has the best. Even if you don't play Overwatch, he has the best emotes.
30:27
Baby, baby, baby. I'm trying to speak Polly. Z and K. What's up, buddy? Good job. Oregon Ninja just showed up. Oregon Ninja? Yeah. Oh, it's cute. There's a good-looking little brother. What's your name? Oh! Oh, there he is! Did you bring your boyfriend? No, he doesn't have a boyfriend. Oh, oh, oh. Damn. So, okay, that's one. Okay. I didn't know that. Right on. Okay.
31:06
Why don't you hang out with us? Yeah, I didn't want to hang out. Fishhawk, there's a donation link for JetFlip just underneath the video.
31:19
Did this player want it? Yes, okay. You're going down. Sorry, are you slowing down? Me, always. Jack, you got a donation link in what, J-Mark? Yeah, I got it. Yeah, yeah, you got it. Down below, I... Seconds and bottoms, please.
31:44
Where is that freaking ramp? Found it. Oh, can I... Mary, please talk about potatoes again. Oh, you're a potato girl.
31:56
Um, do you remember, uh, someone named Mr. Crunchberry? Wait, wait, what about corn? Do we not want to talk about corn? You know, she didn't want to be remembered for corn. And that's fine. She's a potato guy.
32:16
I don't want a gunfight, I want my multi-ball. This is ball three. No, you're in the way, you suck! Oh my god! Nice save!
32:30
Not good. Not good, not good! Oh, fuck! Where the hell is that shot? Not there. Oh, please. Where are you?
32:52
Oh, he sucked so bad. What am I doing? Stop moving! Live catch. Booty, booty, booty, booty. Here we go.
33:08
There you go. It's Doleman Wilson, bro! Sorry, I love you. Oh, I'm sorry. You're sorry, I'm sorry, everyone's sorry. Crap. Sure. I don't know how to play this dang game. What do I see?
33:26
If you get it into the gold mine, you get another load. But you can build it and get multiple levels. But what if I drained all the balls? Then try and get another load.
33:35
But the thing keeps moving. Yeah, it's like one of those drained off windows. That's a pretty cool emoticon.
33:45
Z-3-R-O-fire. Zero fire. She's awesome. Lift. All right, here we go. up the two, five things. Okay. Got it.
34:01
Nailed it. Yeah. Oh, please. Yeah. I'm not angry. You're angry. Someone's earning money. Ah, where'd that leave me?
34:18
Okay, baby, baby. Bell and chives? Okay. There we go! Yo, I gotta sleep, Jaws. Dude, my dad Martin, I love you buddy. Have a wonderful night. And I'll see you soon. In my dreams. No, no, no!
34:43
Great. Why you gotta stream so late? It's Sunday! Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's Sunday. Um, Internet, I gotta go grab a beer. I'll be right back.
35:01
Wow. Internet, did you see that ball save? There's the three. Game number two. Now, this is fun more often.
35:23
I can't save it forever. The bad guys are mostly out, I don't know what's going on already.
36:01
That was their Milwaukee. The up-and-coming event is on the 4-1-1. So if you are on the, uh, 3-1-1, you can get a free card. Yeah, I'll go with that. So, please, come on in. I am going to go with that. Nope. Yeah. I'm going to go with that. Cool, I'm just going to select that. Single roll. That guy's really good. That's a really good one. We need one after the other. Two. Another one. One. Two. One. Two. One. Two. One. Two. One. Come on, Mother. All the ladies are from Bells and Times, PDS. Women's League in Portland.
37:38
Thanks for that, Paul. What happened? People are going to say stuff. People are saying things. This is ladies' night, deadfoot style. Okay. Yep.
37:54
Go turn to the PDX. They have their own Twitch channel, you should follow it. Yo Wax, what's up? Pretzel! Good to see you buddy.
38:04
Lady has some pretty off control skills. Pretzel, what's going on? Okay, um... Let's play some Quintal.
38:18
And money goes in the game. I think we got... I got it. Booyah! Load it up! Sure, you're ready. By the way, great partying with you last night. Thank you. Quarter world was awesome. And it got like, it was way later than I thought it was going to be. They triggered my alarm. Yeah, I hit it. Yeah, fire it up, man. I'm going to give you the honor of going home. Thank you so much. No mafia tonight, so here I am.
38:55
What would happen if you called the WMS hotline? You should do it. How come Jack and Bo don't coordinate their trips to Portland? Because I'm a ding-dong. You need to find some good moon-moon trees. Yeah, buddy. No VIP Coindor access tonight? Nah, slappy. Apparently the person with the key is ill right now, so we don't want to bug him. So, I mean, you guys are just going to have to give me some money. Hey, it's all my best pin friends on Twitch! What's up, Jeff?
39:28
Had an awesome weekend at Texas Pinball Festival. Nice! Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, that's a good one. Fire Pins!
39:49
Yeah, trains! Alright, I made a shot. Alright, I made a shot. Alright, we're doing it. We're doing it, isn't it? We're doing it. Please!
40:10
Look, we're out there. Actually, we made it up. Yes, we're about to have beer tonight. And plenty of it, by the way.
40:21
You're messing with the wrong hombre, hombre. Let's go! Please! No! Oh my God. Oh, but please! Oh, hey Bart. What's up? Oh, Jeff, why aren't you here? Come play with us. Oh, I'm sorry. You can play with us.
40:56
Jeff, I love you Jeff. Wag thanks for the best. One, two, three. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just calling you Jim. His name is Jeff.
41:10
Hi Jim. Jim, why do you hate us Jim? We miss you. Don't be sad or sick. Those are two very bad things to be.
41:25
Alright, we're just going to pretend that you're actually in the right with us. That was very... Stop hitting nothing!
41:35
Stop hitting yourself. I will die! Save Polly! Save Polly! I'm trying! Mom, where are you? Where is Polly? Polly's going to die. She's tied to the track.
41:48
You good at Savor? You Savor! Yay! Get rekt, Polly! I didn't know this was a mobile! Congrats on the new pin! Wait, what? Jeff got a Simpsons pinball party today. Oh, thank you! Just don't go for the other Simpsons machine. That thing needs to be lit on fire.
42:18
I knew what you meant, but I preached the age of grammatical correction. Oh, yeah, damn, we love dogs. We love dogs.
42:39
Crap, Mark! No! What are you doing? Love each other! No! Jackpot! This is going quite well. And you're gone! Oh, no!
43:05
That's sketchy. Boy, Frowny is good. Wait, what? I did it? Go! Uh, nice color DMV, thanks bud! We're at a tech exclamation point location for some information on where we're at. Aw, get the frick outta here! I saw you. Thank you bud. Hi Blue, what's going on? Thanks for that donation last night man, you're awesome! No, no, no, no. Thank you. This game is fun. He's staring at you in the Seattle and you went up there. I'm not. I flew last time. We raised $1,039 for Pinball Irish Project. We just got another $50 from Skip Natty too. Yeah. So $1,089. Yeah buddy. Woo hoo! That was a good night. Did you get to play some Aerosmith? Nice! How'd you like it? It was very intimidating one game ago. Now it seems to be giving me all the money in the world. What is happening?
44:47
Yeah, thank you so much for donating, I do... Well, I clung to that too early. Thank you. Grab that motherloooon! Wait, can you keep getting the motherloooon? Apparently. Apparently?
45:07
Stop. Being stupid. Get in the thing. I don't want to play Control. No, I don't remember. Did you use the bathroom at home? You didn't see the picture of me? No, I didn't see at all. I know Zoe was pooping the whole time we were there. Alright, so Zoe was thinking of the... Yeah, Zoe kept sticking up the bathroom. Why don't I?
45:32
Why, you... We're good. I'm cooking a Bravo. That didn't work. I'm playing Jacks, while you're playing the bonus.
45:46
Motherload keeps lighting. I like it. Everybody in the Jacks wants to light too. Good enough. The bonus X is getting a little out of hand on this game it seems. Please stop now! Ah, mother load, he drove. What was that, garbage? I can't find the freaking right ring.
46:30
It wants me to hit the right ring. Cool. So, after Never mind, back to doing nothing. Did I get an extra ball? Yeah! Boom! What the? 21 million bonus? Um... Okay, we're just gonna keep going. Flash thanks for the bits, dude. We're just gonna keep this train a-rollin'.
47:10
Oh crap! Really? I didn't think that was going to work. I'm not going to lie, I'm completely oblivious. Do you know what the GC is on this game, or what a good score is? I think it's like 120 something, 130?
47:36
You can bet him that's better. Oh my god! There it is. There it is. Nope. Noooo. Right there. 5x bonus for that? Holy moly! Behold the power in me. Internet, how are you?
48:09
So how do you challenge a god? Someone's challenging me or something? Oh come on that was it Internet I talk to you in a second I having a game break I shouldn have spoken
48:31
How do you play Pinball? Alright. Yes, please. I was shooting wildly. No, that was me. The only thing is, when you have the instructor, you can hide just around. This will hop over. Okay. It'll be just a little. Okay. Right? Dope.
48:49
Hell yeah, man. Oregon? I was just kidding. You played Iron Man today and yesterday at TTF? Dude, hell yeah. I'll be down at T-Bar tomorrow? No, today. Zoe is here, but now she's leaving. Thank you.
49:16
So every triangle that you see, If you see a number next to it, consider that a penny. So if that was the number 10 after it, that would be 10 pennies. So he gave me 1, 5 cents. Okay.
49:58
Please get one up there by wax. Tell Daniel to talk to us. Daniel doesn't want to talk to you, Jim. Now that's what I call juggle danger pinball.
50:24
Wax with the pinball. Dude, I love you man. Yo! Pretzel Addicts, coming in hot with the 50 bits. That's just paid for a game of pinball my friend, thank you very much. Just as he's doing. Hello! She's in the bathroom again, man, I'm telling you. Everyone's watching that. You even put the little doodads above her. Oh, Holly, Jessica, hi. Hi, Jeff! Jeff, why are you here? He's scared. Come on, Jeff. Jeff, he's killing me. You literally killed Hollis. You literally killed me. All anonymous, what's up buddy? Heyo! Yo, Wax with the 250 bits, thanks, stud.
51:28
Wax and I love you. Oh, hi. Hi, Doug. He even did the doodad above your knee. Call the Veyer. Never in a million years. I know what a goomwad is. No! Really? What? Oh! Goomwad. Welcome to the... That was a game. I like goomwads. Alright, Internet. Uh, yo, J-Man Plays, thanks for the bits, dog.
52:08
J-Man. My mom definitely wants people to hear the commentary about what you're doing. I want to hear play-by-play while you guys are shooting around. Wait, like if I talk like this while you're playing, will that work? Yeah, if you want to talk, you're fine. I'm fine. I should be stopped after. Oh, I'm sorry, Zoe, can you hook me up with some commentary while I play this ball? Yeah. Alright, I'm going to be slapping wildly, so I will not hit you. I might hit you. Don't hit me. I won't hit you. I'd never hit you. Well, you should hit that bad guy. But I thought I hit him, though. Well, you could hit him. Thinking about it doesn't make it work. Yeah. Shockingly. So if you hit all four of the bad guy targets, danger, danger, if you hit all four bad guy targets, you get a showdown multiball. Oh, there's a multiball for it. Looks like Jack's got two and three. There's four across the playfield.
53:03
One of the lights may or may not be out. Oh, yeah. All right. So once you get all four bad guys, that starts Showdown, which is one of the five points of the star in the middle of the playfield. Once you get all five points of the star, you get to High Noon at the OK Corral, which is the wizard mode of this game.
53:22
That's one lock. Now you should lock more balls. So you've gotten through Stampede and Motherload and Tombo. You just need to keep on hitting that bash toy with the cowboy hat, and you need to... Oh, the cowboy hat bash toy? Yeah, that helps with moving up your rank, which is Stranger, Partner, Deputy, and Sheriff, and Marshal, as well as getting your Bart Brothers, which is one of the points on the star. Okay.
53:53
Jost, Locorino. Yeah, what Molly says, though. Oh, hi, Katie. Not good. I have to actually talk to people.
54:06
Jeff says, no, Jeff Katie. I'm Katie Shannon. Is that center ramp more of a right flipper thing? I would say it's more right flipper, but both of them are pretty, you know. So what about that right out lane?
54:21
Matt, this is left. How's it going? Hi, Daniel. Daniel? It's Daniel Round, everybody. Jeff wanted me to tell you to talk while you're playing, but instead I decided I would talk while everyone was playing. So, sorry. All right, Daniel has less stuff than Jeff. But you have two balls locked, that's cool. Be polite. Yes. Honestly, you're talking to the police? Yes. Um, oh, Anna Brown says, hi Daniel. Hi. Alright, you got multiball. We should maybe try to go for some combos during multiball. Okay. Yeah, we have a lot of people here. Someone named Chanda Dutta says, hi Daniel, and does a like a wavy emoji thing. Wait, what? And someone else has some butts. Oh, hey guys. No. No, I'll get a person. Different butts. We do a podcast. No. Oh, well, hiya. Yeah. Well, we used to do a podcast. We still have a podcast. It's just whatever we feel like. Yeah, we do a semi-annual podcast. Yes, we do a semi-annual podcast. Yeah, whatever we feel like.
55:38
Someone wants to hug us. I hope that person will ask me before hugging me because I hate hugs. You know who gives good hugs though is Daniel Rohn, this guy right here. If you are looking for a hug, and he, you know, allows you to have one, he'd be a good choice to hug.
56:00
Nice double jackpot. So the thing is that during this movie ball, Daniel cannot do other stuff during it. He can do combos, so if you try to light the combos on the point of the star, that would be cool. I think that's what he can get. Oh, I saw a danger.
56:29
I just saw a danger. This particular Texas Canyon is very particular. Once it feels slighted, it gives you multiple dangers very quickly.
57:00
Oh, Polly. I thought you were talking about Polly, the person you're playing pinball with. I'm here for the butt. A, B, C, D. What's that? A, P, D, E, F, G, H, M, N, O, A, P, D, X, B. That's how you say that. Oh, is that like a P, D, X? Yeah, it's Anna Portland Brown. A, P, D, X, B. Oh, is Anna one there? Yeah. A, P, D, X, B. Got it. And she's here for the butt, just like Polly. Holly. Yo, Derek, thank you for the bits.
57:37
Oh, Holly shot a bad guy. Good job. Holly has shot a couple of bad guys at this point. She might want to shoot more bad guys.
57:46
Hey, PDF. What's up, y'all? Oh, extra ball was lit at the same place that the loss was. So you might want to hit that. All right. Yeah, that one with the flashing red thing that says extra ball. You can sometimes backhand it. Or do that. Boom. In the ball.
58:13
I don't know. Anna can tell us whether that's her or not. If that was a thing. Nice. That was incredibly filthy. Very unperfect. I was making great shares.
58:34
I'm literally down the law. Like I said, this guy likes to tilt real quick. I've played with this machine a lot, and I've never killed it.
58:50
Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm going to let it, like, just... Al Anonymous says, Tell Jessica. I said, Go to? Tell Jessica.
59:04
Yo, whack, thanks for the bing. Wrong animal, my apologies. I'm going to say CDS, Portland Airport call letters because, yeah. It's CDS to Portland. Yeah, yeah.
59:18
Yo, Oku, thank you for the follow unless your name is HK with two lowercase O's on the front and back of your name, which is also a thing. Oh, come on. Ooh, ooh.
59:32
Or it could just be, you know how people put... Oh, or it's HK. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh, HK, uh-oh.
59:42
I'm jealous of whatever Anna that is. There is apparently an Anna that's got her first sign by Elvira. Oh, Holly really wants to get all of these ranks. She's already a sheriff, which Anna pointed out is a great job for Holly. But what if she was a marshal, y'all? Because that's what she's going to be next.
60:03
Marshal, y'all. What happened? Oh, I thought you put something on your vest that said partner. Partner. Archer? Podna? Oh, yeah. Hi. Hey, Pod.
60:25
All right, now it's on to ball three. With Dan McLean starting us out, he could get a quick draw really easy if he just soft-plunged it, or he could get a bonus X if he was very clever.
60:40
He was clever. Bravo. Bonus X on Cactus Canyon is a huge deal. the bonus scoring is pretty unbalanced. So the more you can get it up in the pop bumpers, either by shooting the left or right orbital, and the more you can get it through those lanes up there. Yeah, my ball one was plus 21 attacks. I got it. It was a nasty one. Yeah. That's definitely going to get you where you want to be. Oh! Nice. No! The sexiest in lane. All right. You have an EV? Okay. Oh, I wonder if I'm going to get a million points.
61:20
Al Anonymous says that a third Elvira pin might get made by Stern, and that would make my life awesome. Where are you getting this knowledge? I'm getting that right there on my computer. I don't have any NDAs, remember? I'm allowed to say things like that.
61:39
Who knows? Who knows, isn't it? Why would Elvira even be at Texas Pinball Festival? Oh, maybe you should shoot that bad guy.
61:51
But I hit him from the back. Is that a thing? No, only on Medieval Madness when you hit the trolls from the back. Why does that guy come back up, though? I want, like, that dude or that dude.
62:02
Because there are differences between gunfights and quickdraws. Oh, okay. So when you light gunfight, it pushes up a post and stops your ball. and when you dream, you don't get to play anymore. Let me ask you something.
62:17
So, I wanted to keep shooting Bounty then to get the Sheriff and Marshal, right? That's what I was missing? I think so.
62:25
Huh. It felt like it. Go for that. I think this is Daniel Rohn. It is. Daniel Rohn is here.
62:38
Listen, we're going to sing about 3.0 in concert. Uh oh, I think I just like snorted too much and we could blow my nose.
62:52
Yeah, right at Pinbot 3.0. Great. Should I go for... Oh, what should you do? ...over the mine or showdown? I think you should get closer to showdown because if you can stack mine and showdown, you get basically an unlimited multiball. So if you get three of the bad guys from... No, I mean Stampede. Oh, Stampede. I don't like going for the... Well, I'm still going to talk about that, but Stampede is... Yeah, you should go for Stampede. But I'm going to talk about the thing that Daniel doesn't want to do, which is if you get three of the four bad guys... Sorry, Daniel, I'm trying to do commentary on your game.
63:32
If you get three of the four bad guys from Quickdraw, and you get the fourth guy up, and then you hit your ball three lock for my multiball, and then during my multiball you shoot down that fourth bad guy, then you have basically a never-ending multiball because the four bad guys, if you get all four of them down, it brings the ball back and gives you ball save again. So if you get this one specific edge case, it is unending, basically. Okay.
64:07
Oh, the logo died. Oh, it didn't. It doesn't like Zoe's commentary. I, for one, think it's fantastic.
64:20
Alright, we back. We back for Ben. I broke it. I'm sorry. So now the top point of the scar is complete because he hit Motherload, which is hitting the mineshaft jackpot during, um, multiball. During whatever multiball.
64:54
Wet Butt Disease says that Ride of Pinbot 3 is basically What's Wrong with Your Face edition. I honestly have more questions about what's wrong with how her muscles work, because this, like, turn-and-show-your-butt thing that so many male drawers, artists, do for any sort of comic book sit is not at all... I didn't mean to be talking about it. And how it's not about the face that I have the most issue with. The most issue is the contorted body. Yeah, I think her waist and her wrist are the same circumference. And I think also maybe they're both broken. I promise you, I'm like kind of over here with Daniel, but like... Wait, what was it? It's like... I can't do it! It hurts! What was that whole thing that hashtag was going around? Oh, the bullshit pose? The bullshit pose? It was that pose! Oh! She was like... Oh, it's that pose! Okay, well, I accept Crazy Rockman's point that Bride of Kidbot is a robot and tends to do things that my human woman body can't do. Crazy, good point, good point.
66:11
Rotating whole torso. It's just I already hurt my back, and I've been here for ten minutes. I'm just kidding. Sorry, I just came in later like... Oh no, I was trying to do the Brad Pitt bop pose and I hurt my back. That's understandable. Okay. All the drawers and artists have booty issues. I read that as body issues and I thought that maybe they just didn't feel good about themselves. You read it and I thought it said body. I was like, oh, I got butt something, right? Butt hard. I got booty issues. I mean it's like, it's flat. Oh. I tried to show the dock back there to make it look better but it just looks lumpy. We don't need to go to the toilet. Oh, so Holly is a Marshal. We're capitalizing booty, now we can see. This is exactly a perfect time to kind of look like a Marshal. Here, maybe this won't help.
67:17
We'll make the final decision later. Oh, Blackie White says goodnight. Oh, good morning, everybody. Thanks for coming. We're plowing hard tonight. We'll do just that. Oh, no! No! Oh, my God! No! No! This guy is so sad. I'm so much ready! I'm not going to spoil it all! It's a rough one. Everybody out of the pool! Houdini looks good, that's all for that. I'm excited for that. Alright, let's keep this going. Let's go.
68:02
Oh, okay. Okay. Everybody, let's do it. Come on, come on. All right. Yeah, we got a player for it. We got a player for it. And we're going to make a new world commentary, ladies and gentlemen. As she goes first, Joey Brable, former world women's champion, thing, winning. She's going to win. Seriously? Huh? Yeah. Wow, awesome! I didn't know any of you were... Oh, she's a killer. So I went for the bonus X skillshot, because if you have been following along with my commentary, I basically just go for bonus X on this game, and that's it. Oh, you try to rack up a huge bonus? Yeah. Hell yeah. I don't really care about anything else, and if I'm going for the sides, I'm getting towards fan speed anyway. Oh, dope. I'm doing a lot of warming up the table, setting the table rather, just by going for it. Yeah, you're already up to five minutes. And I'm also going for combos by hitting the same dots over and over again. On this particular machine, the lock does not want to light. That's what I'm seeing, yeah. You have to hit the check-ball mine multiple times. Don't lock it up. And I don't have any interest in doing that, so... Internet, we're allowed to swear tonight. Oh, we are? But I'm being so lucky for being so good. Oh, I actually did light the lock. I just came to. I'm mostly going for the horsey side of things. Oh, gunfight. The far left of loot. Yeah, this one and then the close in right of loot. Okay, cool.
69:45
Gunfight bad guys, I believe, do not count towards the go-down, which is unfortunate. But I still want to get them down because they're worth money. I mean, points. I mean, I totally play pinball just for fun and not for money. I only pay money when I'm talking pinball. I got a million pinball points. Yeah.
70:04
175 pinball points. We did it. Tilt incoming. I'm glad that person has so much faith in me. I just drained instead just to prove you wrong. Yeah, me too, man.
70:17
Who are we? I'll go next. All right. Usually when I follow up playing behind Zoe, I tilt out because she tilts through. Please don't talk about playing behind me, and also I didn't tilt. Don't talk about playing behind me. Got it. Nailed it.
70:35
I lift up. Just kidding. Play Bounty Lift. Here's your one million bounty dollars. Wait, I'm sorry. I had to do my own concrete commentary, and you just get to make weird accents? Yeah. Bip, bip, ba-doo, da-doo. This is not a professional pinball stream. I'm here to get people into pinball, not to entertain people that are already into pinball. That's a very different way to operate. I'm trying to build a new client, though. I don't speak that language, but... Uh, flippers and butts has everything to do with pinball. Nailed it. Ball stuck behind the... Oh, it'll come out. It'll go through a ball-turtle. What you doing, buddy? Give me the money. Be-bo-be-ba-do-ba-do. Classic Jack.
71:29
Oh, I like a period, straight-in Hamburglar. But I am very obviously in the minority. Nice. Way to light the lot. Nailed it.
71:40
I don't know if you nailed it so much as, like, accidentally hit it. Um... You think you nailed it, don't you? I feel like I nailed it. All right, here we go. All right, gunfight. One of the bad guys. I was going to say, gunfight doesn't really count for anything. Yeah, gunfight doesn't count towards hitting down the bad guys. You have to do them through quick draw to get to showdown multiball. Okay. But they are worth, you know, 750 to a million points. So like that bad guy right there, what? Yeah, you just got him a 750k for hitting him, and that was a quick draw, so he's done. Oh, great. So yeah, you've got these two done, and you need these two. Awesome. And so the next two times you get quick draw, it will be ones that you have not yet hit. Rock and roll. Whereas if you get gunfight, it'll be whatever it's not going to be. Oh, it's a piece of whatever.
72:31
Pins Rule wants to know when the next Zoe Bowen and Jack Talk Fest is, and I've got to tell you, we spend most of our time Facebook messaging each other and saying, podcast now! We should do it now. And he's not doing it. So, yeah, I want to see it. How does it work?
72:51
Is there a reason to not go for it? So I was ready for multiball, but I was reluctant to start it because I was wondering if I could do something else. I mean, if you want to stack the two multiballs into an ending multiball, and you only have one guy left, you want to wait until you're close to both to get that final quick draw guy up. So I usually try and get three quickdraws, and then hit my second one, and then hit my fourth quickdraw, and then hit my third one. And how am I lighting the targets? Quickdraw is the stand-up yellow targets on each side. They light the corresponding inlane on each side. Oh, like orange guys. Yeah. You're welcome! I'm being nice! I'm being nice too! That's because Narg was out of control. Oh, Dimension Warlock as Otto Hoestinger. Thank you Dimension. Hi everybody. You're ready to come to bed. Got it. Uh, yep. Boom, go pinball. Thank you for a Zeebo. And double super jackpot. Double super jackpot. Okay, nice. Definitely better not. And I missed it. Damn it. No, it'll be up for a little while. There you go. You got it. Oh, and then you got so excited that you got it. Don't you say that about a Baywatch? Let's, let's PDF! Dude, I know where a Baywatch is.
74:27
I don't want to hear some stuff about Baywatch. I know where, I know where there's a Baywatch. In Portland? Yeah. Where's that? Uh, that's uh, Antelope. Oh! Valley or Stern or... Spangler. Okay. I didn't know there were multiple names. Oh no, I'm thinking Playboy. I'm like on a Playboy... I'm just mad about everything that shows girls in not fitting clothing. Exactly.
74:55
Oh, look. I didn't know that they had the... They lost the... They had pinball? Yeah. That's the place that I told you on Twitter that has your, uh, pinball player. Oh really? Yeah. Oh yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, thank you for the 100 bits, DJ Wee, thanks for the host. Um, damn.
75:19
I find that lock shot oddly deceptive. It's weird. Alright, so I've got two now, and I don't think I have any quick draw at this point, which is unfortunate. What else could I be working on right now? So I don't have any of the Points of the Stars. Stampede I need to hit this shot once, this shot once, this shot twice, this shot three times. So I've got a lot of work to do there. I might as well start doing that right now.
75:53
I'll just hit that guy. Three more to collect. Oh, I see the Points of the Stars mother loads the jackpot during the gold mine.
76:03
Stampede the multiball, go down, get heart grows, and combos. Good. Free from save. Nice stream last night, too. Thank you so much. And everyone who came out last night and donated, you're all amazing. Thank you so much for coming. We're actually going to leave the Pinball Art Week Project notifications up on my screen. So if you use the link in our page to donate to Pops, it'll pop off a message here live on stream so we can thank you personally. It'll pop off? When it pops off. What did you get? We can swear to God. Pops. Birds. Pops. I'm a player.
76:46
I've got to be honest. After last night, it's probably going to be my favorite thing. first. Come here now. Wow. Kill the bad guy. No, the bad guy. No!
77:09
I'm trying to save my multiball. Nice, Bridger. Good luck, brother. Thank you. Nice, Bridger. You are cool!
77:24
Ah, that was trying to come back quicker on! And I got it! Great! Alright, Skip and Eddie, I love you buddies. Thank you so much for that donation. You're amazing. Sleep tight, and I'll see you when I see you. Get in there! We're gonna be trying to stream sometime in Seattle. I don't know where or when, but just keep watching the social medias. Oh, that was hard. You got this. Bring it. You trying to bring the third ball as well? Uh, wait, what? Third ball from this one? Alright.
78:11
Woo! So, who's the goalie? It's you. Woo! and a lot of the members of the next panel. And I had a look at the, on the day by the day, the local sharing side and I thought it was very nice to see the place around the first of the night. Oh my god, double! Yeah. Alright, let's go. Yeah, I guess, this is my first time seeing the team. Oh, someone is yelling. It's a little much.
79:19
It's messy, you know, and it wasn't, I didn't get to bring all my gear either because it's not really like the car and the paint and everything. It's like $250 down the road. So, you're all looking back at it. That way you know when you need it.
79:42
It really depends. Everything on the computer is on the computer space. So how far down the road are you? Um, probably a little bit. Yeah, it's a little bit. Right over in Elk Road. Oh, really? Sorry, did you say? Oh, yeah. I got in Friday, Saturday, Saturday, we're here tonight playing some pinball and tomorrow
80:54
I'm not sure if you can see it, but all of the time, he's still, uh, like, any time he's here, he's got two-foot-one. He'll startling me off in front of his entire squad. That's it. He's got all my fingers in front of his head right now. Ready? More than I see it. It's just, uh, I wish it wasn't moving, but it's not moving. Some games, I've told it all, but I can't tell what it's doing. But once it's all set up, it's great. It's great. Um, it's going here. Helena.
81:53
Also, I'm the person to shout out to. Helena Walter took over as Women's World Champion. Thank you. Oh, yeah. There you go.
82:24
All right. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, Mel is here. I posted her. She's not my auto host, but she lives here in Portland.
82:42
Oh, I was just mentioning, so if you're walking around, this might sort of pick you up. You might have some of these issues in common at a decent level.
82:53
That box over there, that's the camera. We're just going to keep on getting stampede shots because there's nothing else we can do. Oh, really? That's a microphone.
83:12
Oh, pretty good. Classic, the one that came in. Oh! And the other one. Yeah, Helena's freaking amazing.
83:32
From the United States? Yeah. The current team's over here. Oh, jeez! Oh, I stopped doing commentary, guys, because I... You just gotta focus. Don't worry about it. The internet doesn't care. The internet does care! They don't. I promise you, none of these people care. The internet's your body. Fuck you, internet.
84:03
Uh, oh, yep, there go the unfollowed. They can subscribe to me, I just constantly worry them. I hear some people are into that.
84:21
What happened? What am I doing? Oh! Ha ha! I'm glad they're interested. Oh, there he is. He's got everything but showdown and fart bro. Oh, what?
84:39
That's amazing. Fuck. Man. Oh, there he is. I'm going to try to get it. I got it. There is a tail. Right on. I'm afraid. Give me your account. Yeah. I'm going to stop this. I'm going to get it. All right. I'm going to go. I'm going to get it. I'm staying in Alberta. I'll burn it, thank you. Yeah, I'll burn it. You're killing it right now. Really? I love this. See ya.
85:59
Are you pulling the trigger with me? I'm getting more support. Oh, what? Yeah. Oh, that's a small three. I remember the button over some of the other shows that I went up to. And I was like, come on, we're still in the regional. And all these people started going in and they're like, oh yeah, of course. And then we banned all of them. Yeah, I lost my butt for a while. I was on my books for a while, and someone had hit a gun or something, and the next day they brought them back after I had a bloody needle in my mouth. I don't know why I was so nervous. I was like, what if we have a super-crossing team of like, nerds? It seemed to be like, you know, a team of unscrupulous people. And I got off of my friends, and now we're going to be all about that one thing. I don't know. Yeah, it makes me nervous. It's not something I want to test, so. You want to take my key with the browser? Okay. I bet. Oh, Zoe, just 30 million more points than me. That's fine. Well, I mean, if I hadn't tilted, we'd be talking about 40 million.
87:49
Rick, I haven't done anything. Oh, Mr. Crunchberry, who I remember from last night, is all about that grilled cheese grill life, which is a very good choice to be about.
88:02
All right. Do I go for a multi-ball or do I try to get my quick draw? So is your mineshaft multi-ball lock going to be your third lock? Yeah. And you've got two bad guys? Yeah, that's one. I would just go for the lock. Nice.
88:18
Wait, is that not three? Okay, even better. Now you should go for that lock. Brain, you lied to me. Maybe you're thinking of my ball? Where I got multi-ball? I'm always thinking of multi-ball. You're thinking about my ball? I'm always thinking about your ball. Yo, he's got 51.
88:36
And subscribe. Welcome to the league, your amazing ladies and gentlemen. Flip the bus up for a gentleman that is here. I think he's in the bathroom right now. This guy. Get over here.
88:49
Get over here really quick. Folks, this gentleman just subscribed. I love you, buddy. Thank you so much, man. Cheers. No problem. Buttoning mode.
89:01
There you go. It's monkey ball time. Oh, finally. Oh, come on. Drain all the balls because I suck a pinball.
89:19
Can I get one jackpot? Um, you've already gotten at least one jackpot because you lit Motherlode, which is lit at the mineshaft. Nailed it. But like, what if you hit a shot? Wait, nailed it. That was kind of a shot. Yeah. I'll take a shot with you. Um, if you're buying... Yes! Ooh, you have a million bonus. You just randomly, as your mystery, got a million bonus, so now you should absolutely concentrate on your bonus X. Did I win? and I think you made the exact opposite choice of what I told you to do.
90:05
You brought all those dead bugs off. I want to make sure they don't get on me. Yeah, I should have called that one.
90:18
Oh, he's got a little bad leg. Never mind, he took care of him real quick. Ah, damn. Got that lock lit, but that lock is a theme to hit, so... There you go! That's the way! And that's the multiball.
90:38
It always happens. You try to focus on getting in on that one shot, and it's like impossible to get it, yeah? But hey, as long as the shot that you accidentally hit is the multiball, I'll take that. Hey, that's a good... See, I'm bringing it perfectly now. Yeah, over and over again, that left rep. If you really want to save Polly, it's not what Polly needs saving.
91:05
Jessica, people want you to say hi on camera. Oh, damn it! Jessica wants people to say hi on camera, which is over here. Oh, it's Matt. I thought you could go over here. Hup!
91:17
Hi, Annie! Is that ingrained in the camera? The flippers look floofy. They do not feel floofy, Owl. What's the difference between floofy and floppy? Uh, an O.
91:39
And a T. Did you let... did you know they let anyone make jokes? It's working out. Yeah. Baaaah! All three balls of these rings, by hitting them, is two-thread over those rings. Don't... don't do that. Yeah. Have you tried not hitting that shot? I haven't played it, and I can't answer the... What would be the question? Or... What is origin, Jeff? Um... What is origin, Redmane?
92:38
Thank you. Do you need more time to answer those? No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. Uh, Origins is a gaming convention in Ohio. Ohio, thank you for donating them today.
92:57
Loopy, Eagle, Gang of Birds, Sparkly, Pee Pee, okay, well. It doesn't feel like that. The game is over. We've got the second one in the room. No, it's the third Portland. Yeah, welcome to Portland, Chicago.
93:13
Portland, Maine, Portland, Chicago, Portland, Oregon. There's a Portland, Chicago? That doesn't even make sense. You don't make sense. Where's my money?
93:24
I don't want to play. I make dollars and cents. You can play. I'm playing. Sarah can play.
93:37
Where's the gear? Get everyone. I think it might actually sit this one out to go play with Mallory. Do you want to find the four players? No! Yeah! Stand it, I'll be right back. What? Here. There's already one in there. Alright, I'll put... Here, someone else go on it. Uh... Just get it. I just forgot the... Oh! I think that's... I'm here. Alright. Oh. We're good. Oh, we're good.
94:09
Come over here. Every time. Oh no! Alright, well the ball is on the left. Right under there, which means it's going to just spit it out into the green. I can't do it! I can't do it! Dr. Danger, yes I will.
95:19
Yes, and I will introduce you to the good doctor when we're at Penberg. So we've got a lot of people coming in from Portland and Lee. The matches are finishing up so people are wandering over.
96:35
Remember come in are you ready to go away are you ready to go away I going EXY Where are you going I coming in
96:49
Yeah, why are you on twaintont right now, I'm very jealous Oh, I guess itsижhe'sajgr if you're going to go WAY UP If you're going to go FLY
97:04
You will end up in a duck trap Don't you? Careful, careful! I am being careful! It's very sensible. It is. I wonder what he said.
97:24
Fuck you! Oh, where you up as well? Oh man, alright. Oh, I'm terrible. That center ramp is killer. It's very challenging to hit it with a strong jump to get it all the way up. Get it all the way up.
99:39
Thanks. Oh no! Awkward. You stopped the ball one way or another. You've done that, guy. Oh, double danger! Heart, heart, heart! Thank you so much for your donation last night. You pushed us over the $1,000 mark for Pinball Outreach Project. You are the greatest.
100:57
Hopefully you have courage. Alright. Um, huge thanks to the building and thank you so much for last night. Thank you guys. Thank you everyone who came during last night. Thank you again. Thank you. Yeah, sorry I didn't play long enough.
101:39
Sorry for being bad. No, no, I was terrible. I didn't get you enough time to eat your food. No, it's okay.
101:49
Are you seeing the killing special? So if anyone watching is in Portland, on Sunday night, B-Bar has $5 for a big bowl of veggie chili cornbread and you get a free beer. So you can do that. It was definitely a team effort. And those bloodpins are pretty great. I just gave Jack one of the tacos that you I love the patches that you made for bells.
102:24
They're so good. Are you loving it? Alright. The butt pins are really good for the mouses. Oh, is that the lingerie you have to be a tinder? I have enough for you.
103:15
This place is awesome, man. We have the best game in Portland. Oh yeah, Anthony needs to fill his suitcase so he can all depend on her.
104:18
No, no, no. Aww! We both want to play, we want to get in on the next game! Always do. But I'm going to go. Yeah. I'm going to go. Yeah, I'm going to go. I've had so many failures. I hope it's not a bad thing. Yeah, except it's already in the game, it can be blamed here. It could be something here. Yeah.
106:13
So now he's got that all the way left bad guy. He needs three more to get showdown multiball. Which he has to qualify by hitting the targets on the left and right side of the playfield. He could also tilt! Oh, or he could also double danger!
106:31
I'll have to go play after that. Okay, I'm done. I'm just going to go for bonus X all day. Or get the bank.
106:43
I like to imagine that I could always be a tackle for them. Yeah. I could always get into the field with all of them. Yeah. Well, it's OK. Now, when you're out in the castle, all the workers are going to be all right. Because they're going to have fun. I have some good dinner around here. Ah! This is going to be fun. I got one stuck right underneath it and it just grazed immediately. I quickly matched non-hack. I'm not sure that's not happening.
108:03
Ah! Ian's doing his combos right now, just trying to get that out of the way. Well, I heard that he's not green. Well, in his attempt to not green, he is also hitting combo shots, which is pretty cool. I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm a dog in a lab. You're hitting combo shots. Yeah, you're doing the stuff where you hit shots, and that's combo. That's the trick.
109:03
Well you have to kind of hit some shots in order for the next one to be a combo, so now that you hit a shot, you have a gunfight going on for the bandit card.
109:20
Shoot the bad guy! Shoot the bad guy! No, he's just listening. Fuck you! Thank you! The bad guy shot you a little bit.
109:33
So, Cactus is similar to like Attack from Mars or Monster Bash or Medieval Madness in that whatever shot you have, like all the different shots in the playfield need to be hit three or four times. So, for example, Ian is one away from that left ramp. No! And he only got one danger from that, but he should be very careful because this is a touching motherfucker.
110:03
Well Ian is winning even though he's sad. Oh, Peter Sal is back from last night. He says, hey, Donners. And there's like a cute little lion guy. That might be a Pokemon.
110:22
It's a math wave. What's a math? A math boogie. A boogie? Yeah. That's a zoey wave. Yeah, that's a zoey wave. I found a little culprit.
110:35
What are you guys doing? We're talking about the mapping thing. Double danger. What's up, buddy? I love dollars.
110:45
This is a very different experience. Okay. DSA Entertainment. Thanks for the host. Billy Stunney. Thanks for the host.
110:56
Hedstrom. Thanks for the follow. You're impressive. It's a moonbelt. Final Fantasy VIII? Oh. Aw, Tater Salad thinks I know what any of the words mean. Um, Moolah is a... Daniel Round does look like a big... Um, Moolah is a robot that knows robots. Moolah is a tomato roo-roo.
111:15
I'm so mad that I listened to you because I thought you knew what you were talking about. What? Does it act... No, he's not a robot. How did you understand that, Mr. Rook? Mr. Clunksberry just gave you a very nice little surprise. Is Mr. Clunksberry a real person who's been in bars? He was here a moment ago. Well, Mr. Crestberry is furry. I didn't know. He's a guy who has a nice pink head. Aww.
111:44
Beer, beer, beer. That corn grain looks like it's about to fall on you. It's a little beer-fect. Why do you have red? What? Don't talk about my red. It's a pretty hard red. Hey, Internet, don't steal it here. By the way, this silver stuff in here is a main star of the country. Cool. Come to Portland. We have great selling stuff there. Nice. We're going to continue shooting things with guns after you've gone to bed. Nice. after you've gone to bed.
112:49
Nice. She keeps on trying to shoot the mineshaft because that would be her mother load jackpot, which would be important because she leads up as a point on the star to get to the wizard mode of high note at the opening round.
113:16
We're on the ball once, so you guys have a point. Oh, Tater Salad met George Gomez today. That's pretty cool. At 82, apparently George Gomez is in LA. Nice ball, Jessica.
113:35
I have no idea. I got to meet George Gomez at 82 today. Jackpot! Oh, that's my emote. Ooh, jackpot! That actually is my daddy.
113:52
The virus that you have got. That has... got a connotation. No, she's a ceiling jackpot. Right, but it's men giving you money, and that's their orgasm? Men are allowed to orgasm with the... They're allowed to give money.
114:09
I've given permission for this. And it's not only men. Hey, no, women can also give money and donate. I just can't think of a weird way to talk about the money that they're giving. Fair enough. And also, I'm going to get the most of the conservative men. I don't know. Hey, how many ladies do we have in chat right now? Yeah, demographic-wise, prove me wrong, I would love to see majority ladies in the chat. I know, like, the first person in my chat room every time I go live is... I'm not talking shit. You guys are all very nice.
114:47
Also making a joke about the patriarchy. Because the patriarchy's a fucking joke. Remember the patriarchy? Oh, wait. It's all around us. Nice save! That was a great save. Thank you. Daniel's got some, uh, Daniel's got some pop. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, it's not there. No. But he's getting the, uh, the brothers on the in-lane to out-lane. He's making those saves really well, and then he's also keeping track of his ball saves so we don't have to make huge faves when it's not important. Wildstyle, love you darling, thank you for coming, it was great meeting you. Wildstyle is Mr. Prince Harry's wife. Oh, I have long hair? She was also here, yes.
115:45
Undead is apparently a lady, I don't know who Undead is. Undead Unicorn, she is a... Oh, is she that like, the three-year-old, badass girl? who I want to be friends with. I hope her divine scream, her dad is a creepy white baby in check. Creepy white baby? Yep. Nice fucking double mother mode.
116:10
So, yeah, they live in LA. I got that for a lot. It's an awesome family. I try and avoid people at all times, which means that I never get to meet the cool girls that are around. That's right. Like, Aviana Smith from Idaho was the Idaho State Champion, and I was like, oh my god, this girl is so cool! She's like 15 years old and she's a state champ and she's a lady. And then at Nationals I did not say hi to her at all. Aww. Because it was... busy and cranky. Your white baby was killing it at the tournament today? Nice! At 82? Nope. Uh, yeah, you need to... Ew, gross! Well here's the thing.
116:53
WHAT in what world did that even happen? It's a pinnacle machine. Okay, cool, you can't just flip off that shot because you need to flip.
117:41
The Freezer, Ian Fridges the Freezer, go there. I don't know. Ian recently won a tournament and it was his first win and now he gets a nickname in our iPad.
117:57
And it's, uh, Freeboot? Freeboot. I keep on thinking it's The Fridgeman and that's like the saddest name ever. So don't be The Fridgeman. That's what's on the back of my van.
118:10
Yeah, he drives like a big white van and it says The Fridgeman on it. Yes, that is all true. But you know, nothing about refrigerator repair is kind of weird. Is this like a very cold van? I'm an ice cream man, okay? It's like a morgue on wheels. Oh, yeah, okay.
118:36
They're probably all walking around. I don't think so. Alright. I do want to know if you are a fan of the game. Yes. We are. Yes. So, it's a lot. Yes. J-Town stepping up, still in the lead, even though... I can't go to AJ on camera, so you can hear me this time. Hello, AJ. We had fun in Texas. Did AJ have fun in Texas? Yeah. Are we asking them? No, no, I'm pretty sure I know that we did have fun. AJ, we assume that you had fun in Texas. We had a Dulles. That sounds less fun. Dulles or Dallas? It's either Washington Airport or Oh, it's me! Oh, say hi! Yay! Express was saying hello. Very tired, Express. You got back on time. Glad you had time. Excuse me, I'm the same guy. Oh. That was the plan. Oh, thank you. How? Oh, okay. How? Oh, okay. Okay, wait, so you shouldn't be looking at the Elvira machine these days, or should they just announce it without pictures? I haven't seen it yet. Perfectly. Oh, my God. That's my little art art. J&J is good ball. J&J is good. That's convenient.
120:49
Okay, Justin, that was no good. There's been another good thing. I miss you. If I had heard about the rumor, then you know that it had to have been pretty I don't want to be prevalent because I don't hear about anything.
121:28
But they had it planned out. I mean, she was there. You would think that they would bring something. Oh man, I want to get to play Houdini so bad.
121:52
I'm going to use the magic fin and like escape it. Man, it looks pretty cool. Daniel not even getting his dance gear on that. That was nice. Oh man, I genuinely would have been flying through Fort Gordon and singing theme songs and flying a little time. I wish I could have been there.
122:37
Internet, what's going on? I love you. Aiden, I was talking about Texas. Why? Did you pull the new kitchen back? That looked awesome. Zombie Yeti did art on a freaky pigeon. Oh yeah, and my friend Zach, his brother, helped make that game. There you go. Yo, SD, excuse me. What's up? This is the TV area. I got your dad. I am a dad. You're a dad.
123:12
There we go. Daddy, I'm Bill. Who's there? Joey. So, what's you, my dude? Just hanging out at a bar, man. Drinking and streaming.
123:35
It's the best. Last night, we couldn't drink or swear, and now, hopefully, everyone's telling disgusting stories and getting wasted.
123:45
What? I cannot. Yes. Who? Mr. By the way, Mr. Crunchberry gave me a loaf of bread. Look at that. I know I'm on my own. I'm fixing here.
124:05
Sorry. One of our bells got too scared stiff on ball one of scared stiff, and then the ball got caught in the crate when she tried to start it. And so it's just sitting there. and we tried to start the game over again and it just started the second player because she was on ball one. Oh no!
124:24
Oh, hook drop! Fuck yeah, bread. Everyone loves bread. That is bad. I'm going to pay my mind and not hear.
124:51
The freezer is here. The freezer is getting cleared. Everyone in the chat right now, you guys get to subscribe to the Bell and Shine.
125:15
Twitch stream. It spells Pinball PDX. We mostly stream from my house. So far we've got what? A Bowie Congo tutorial and Jessica and I being weird? Oh yeah. Yep. So Zoe and I played a little bit of Sea Witch and we did some challenges. And we did a video. We played a red light, not red. I'm only saying the wrong thing. You guys can watch, you can follow us. You guys, you can be a nice player with your game.
126:12
Watch this. What? It's like magic. We did a thing. That's where we are. Watch us. We're weird. Oh my god. I can't even do it. Like, if you like girls who swear and are gonna fall, oh my god. We're both girls. What? We make suggestions. We do one-handed games. We play comedy games.
126:47
I'll play one-handed all day. That's kind of my jam. Oh no. Well, we got at least two replays and we've got a bunch of bells waiting to, uh...
127:00
Bunch of men. I'm going to play the dead in a cup. Oh, we don't call these. Are you going to play some of the... Oh, Jay Man's play is like my commentary. I don't really do that at Jessica's house because I can't physically concentrate that long. That's why. Alright, that's true. It gets a little chilly on the Bell Street.
127:40
Just a little silly. Oh, I'll put Megan. Oh, yeah, give them everything they have. Thank you, Holly. Thank you.
127:59
All right, so we have Derek, and then we've got Holly, Leslie, and Meg, who are playing the next round.
128:10
Thank you. Wait, what's this green light in my living room? I have a sea witch, a star, a meteor, and a theater of magic.
129:10
Very crazy answers. Hey Bowen, we miss you. Yeah, I'll have to get the piano. I've been really busy with that and I've been seeing a general.
129:52
Bowen's watching No Pressure. Where do I look at Bowen? Hi Bowen! I didn't bring you. All the way to cookies now.
130:05
That's going to be real problematic. It's going to be amazing. See? See how not amazing it is? See how it said no pressure all in caps? It was really no pressure.
130:17
I don't believe him. Oh no. No, Bowen. My special ticket. Bring your own cookies. Yes. I don't think we needed the quotation marks. I think everyone knew what I meant. Yes it is! From that very building.
131:21
That wasn't Team Bowen, that was for the game. Oh, Molly died. Alright, next up. Okay, we all need to go back on the lift.
131:35
But when I did offer you... Okay, never mind. Come back to visit again. I've got money for you. What problem did that do, Jordan? I want to thank them for the support and the support. I want to thank the whole thing. I want to thank the team. That was lovely. I wonder what we got for the next one. So, Bells and Chimes, Corland is a league. We're non-competitive, so community, not competition. And we meet at PR right here twice a month, every Thursday, Wednesday. All women are welcome to come join. We do some tutorial training stuff, we talk about flipper skills, we go through table rules, we break into small groups and play games together.
133:04
It's a really fun time. And then at the end of every second month, we might do a pinball Olympics. So we did some crazy things to some of the games. We reversed the flippers on the animal magnets last time. We put little baby peng flippers on Elvira.
133:32
So we have a bunch of balls out tonight. Super exciting. Alright, Holly. Alright. A lot of nothing. Alright.
133:55
It's a common theme. No, no way. Oh, come on, Goomer. I'm sure you can make it out. I have to work deeper, really. I'm still here.
134:24
Just left Knight and Town. Oh lord, I don't know what I... Very sensitive. Oh yeah, the poutine is amazing here. They have really good stuff for their food. I'm going to go with food.
135:38
Yes, the last play is player three. The 13 is really good. They have a venue version too. It's worth the ultimate.
135:51
Holly, you've also said don't. Don't! Say what? Don't! But yeah, I uh, I can probably go on the land, but also on the beach. Yeah, I can do that.
136:11
Oh, gosh, I didn't realize it was really right there. I'll take that. Woo! Can you do more of the fiction, if you have your woo-hoo? The question mark isn't helping you. Yeah, you should. Get in your hole! No, not that hole! You need to be more specific. Which hole? It's a good life list everyone, specify which one. Alright, next step.
137:06
Precisely. And you'll get exactly what you have for it, it's just not specific. This is at the ski bar in Portland, Oregon.
137:31
We are fortunate enough to have an amazing venue that buys a Patrick candy to put me out here for 50 cents a play.
137:46
Not in Chicago. Dad's been visiting us here in Portland. We did a fundraiser last night. Overlay. Okay. We did a fundraiser last night for some of our projects here in Portland. Raised over $1,000.
138:06
Very exciting. What else is set up? Jack's set up. About the overall, not about the other things. Thank you, yeah, it was super fun. Josie, you should come hang out in Portland, though. We're not Chicago nerds.
138:47
Are we in Chicago? Feels like Chicago. We're a little bit near. I'm here. Right. Oh, and Congo is saying hello. It misses you.
139:35
Oh, boy. So, get around the clock and get your hands on the brakes. Yeah, the Blazers like to make sure everyone knows everywhere they are when that happens.
139:58
They also have really good fries here, so it could have been either one. hahaha Well your mistake was a double iron hand You could have avoided that if you were playing together
140:28
No! Oh, hello! That was a sad escape. I really wanted to cry. Working at the mic too! Jessica, aka Melody Kindle, PDX.
140:56
Doing running commentary while Jack is doing other things. So, hey John. Say hi to Emily for me. Oh, that's good. Yes. Lock that ball. Yeah. Thank you.
141:20
Made up the code. I will not be delivering that message to Jack. Goal! That's all good. It's all good. Coming back. Oh, it's just lips. Chew. Get it, girl. Yeah, jackpot. I'm now just keeping it in place. There's too much alcohol in my system. Nice. Good night, wild child. Good night, Jackpot. Goodnight, Wild Child!
142:32
No, not Nemoto. This is a bunch of fellow chimes in Portland hanging out at the D-Bar with Jack. And some other local players having a fun night at the D-Bar. But we are all very important pinball people. Nice meeting you, Wildstyle. Come to a Bells meeting sometime. Oh, rude!
143:23
Back to John. You and Emily need to come back. We'll show you around. Jet Suits It's coming back. Jet Shirts Nice Boo! Lovely! That was such a great game! Thank you, Joseph! Yeah! Come on, come on, come on. Definitely I'll come out there for a quick raid. I'm getting Bowden to come with me and then Tommy. But we can get Bowen out there. Bowen, let's go to New Zealand.
144:20
Alright, who all wants to play a lefty game? I'm doing it this way. Hold on. No. Okay, sweet. Let's do it. Wait, I'm out of corners. I have one for you. So, how are we working? Oh, Jessica, how are we working? Oh, we've already, oh, we're going to cut ahead there. No, yeah. All right. All right, Jackie has to go first because... Jackie wants to meet us back over here. It's happening. Good evening Internet Welcome back to Deadlist Wait you didn go anywhere I love you I think somebody there wanted to do a sponsored thing Nancy would be so pissed Wait what His wife would be pissed if he went to New Zealand But it going to be the best time and you should come Who's us? It's just you.
145:15
No, no, no. Dr. John's going to be there too. Oh. Dr. John. Yeah. You should come to New Zealand. Let's go to New Zealand.
145:26
Wait, what happened? Oh. Ken and Ann, we are on Pacific time. It is 9.30, 10.30 here right now. 10.30. It's 9.30.
145:36
To be fair, I'm looking at Jack's in Chicago time, so it's like 12.30 for him and 10.30 for us. Jack, change the overlay. I'll never change the overlay. It says I'm from Chicago, not we're in Chicago.
145:53
Take exclamation point location. Okay, Ellen, we're all going to go eat cake and Rona Davis is going to host us at the community.
146:01
Dr. John has a place to stay. Dr. John, help me out. Dr. John, you're the bomb. Dr. John, you're the bomb. Oh, it's Sunday.
146:17
Oh, it's because of his time on his computer, which is 12.30, his pencil time. Yes, he's in Jack's time right now. It's Jack time on Monday. Whenever we try and do podcasts, I have to be like, okay, for Jack it's this time. For Bowen it's this time. Well, technically for Bowen it's also Monday.
146:40
Welcome to, uh, well, the clock. Dead blood time. Sure. I will bounce up here and do this. Alright, you want me to change the wicked location? You said you were never going to do it! Here's what I'm going to do. Check this out. I'm going to put a big thing like this. Drop off. You're safe. Oh! Wait. Take the skates. Oh, man. A little laughter's come from the plunger. Oh, I've never been narrated before. a fan of Los Angeles Dodgers, but was also an author in his spare time when he was not playing pinball.
147:27
He wrote about World War II. He's been on a book tour. Maybe you've met him. He's also going for that bonus act, which is pretty sweet.
147:39
And he's lived that lot. Oh, sorry. Yeah, you're right. I can get in here. I'm actually providing value to the stream.
147:50
I can't provide potato facts like Mary did last night. Those were great potato facts. I'm also Irish, but I just don't know anything about potatoes. And the asparagus acid.
148:02
Oh, yes. And then here's the raw cream. Oh, potato cream. Potato cream. So here's the thing about the asparagus acid. Is that really making people not eat asparagus? Because I totally eat asparagus. I love asparagus. And I have the pee thing. Yeah. Oh, you have the pee thing? I can smell pee. I can smell my pee. Like all the time. So does this definitely mean that my pee is on the other side?
148:30
It's the other side. Oh, okay. It's almost like Bowen's saying that because he wants me to do those things. His rule, wait, player four is Zoe. Good luck. Don't worry, I got that. I'm going to control him. Podcast now. Zoe should do a podcast. That's a crazy idea, Bowen. This is a game that you can't play. No, that would never work. Oh! I didn't think it would work.
149:02
No, iPhone told me to go to bed. Your iPhone? Yeah. My iPhone was like, oh, if you go to bed in 10 minutes, you can get a full night's sleep. And I'm still here. And you were like, screw you, iPhone. I told you iPhone, don't tell me what to do, you got the bomb.
149:20
Oh nice. So what does that beer target do? What's with which target? There's like that stand up beer target. Man, I swear to God every time I point something at that this thing, oh is that good for nothing? I think that's just the bad guys. I don't know. No, you see the beer can here? Yeah, it's not bad. Oh yeah, hitting that like makes the top up like that. Oh, someone thinks that's not...
149:52
Um, Leslie! Let's be serious, I need you to subscribe and then ban yourself from my show. Where are the moderators? Why aren't they doing their job? I'll make him a moderator. Just so he can ban himself from... If this face is here, it's pretty understandable. Oh! Are you fucking kidding me? Oh no! It's called alcohol. Let's leave playing a strategy called more beer. Don't you still like that Bonadette standing pineapple cider? Yeah. That's from a place in Oregon, right? You know those Oregon pineapples? Oh yeah, you know. You shouldn't joke about things, Bill. He was both an Oregon China for once. Apparently Oregon is. Or like, the West Coast has lobster, but it's really weird looking lobster, which doesn't count in my book. They all look like bugs. Like butts? Bugs, bugs. Oh, bugs! I know what bugs are. I like your salad. I like your salad.
151:15
Alright, this is you. We'll just try and get to it. Good try, fellas. I'm glad someone else did a Simpsons reference because I told Leslie she needs more beer! Uh, someone wants me to say Oregon on this one. Oregon. Oregon. I'm sorry, hold up, McDonald's had lobster rolls and you ate them at McDonald's? Okay, wait, Dr. John, did you actually eat it? Or did you just see that they had it? Thank you, Bowen knows, Bowen knows. A McMonster. Bow knows? Bow knows! Do you remember that Bowie? Was that around when you were... Bowie doesn't actually know the Bow Nose reference. Is that a thing from when I was a child without TV? Or a child when I was not born yet? He resisted the temptation. How tempting was it to get love for Adam and Eve? Do you know, just to say you did it, I think my... I would never do that! Why? Well, there's a ball pit, so I'm like super worried about it. Oh, I love you, though.
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Yeah, so in the past, once or when we go to New Zealand, just bring the lobster roll and the plate and go to the night.
152:52
Oh, that's alright. Get ready. What a prep. One, two. Got him. No, I did the stinky leg and I drained.
153:24
You played this table last week? Yeah, this is a fun game. Player ghost. Coast to coast. Yo, shout out to my boy, Nate Shivers. Player two, yeah. You got it.
153:38
Go on, you got it. Do it, do it. No, that's not pressure. Oh, please give that back to me. Give it back to me.
153:55
Oh! Alright, go left. Oh, there's the other one. Hey, even like you, I got this! Oh, yes. Yeah. Okay. I can't help saying bye. Yeah, you see him? He's this guy right here. Oh, he's right over there.
154:41
. All that work, enough. As Bill says, all that work. All that work for nothing. As Bill says, all that work for nothing.
154:57
I just haven't done any work, so... What are you leaving? He's like, it's 1.30 in the morning for Bowen, so... Alright.
155:21
Oh, I got it. Oh, fuck. The rain is coming off my window while I play. There we go. Oh, okay. The phone's not leaving. Good. Oh, that was Daniel! Daniel was leaving because he has to go to work. And Kostya was also leaving, so Bowen was there. Bowen is being very polite. Bowen is so polite at 1.30 in the morning. As opposed to the other times of the day. Those are the only times when he was polite. Pop! POP! I'm allowed to say that on the stream. No, fuck you!
156:27
It's going to go back and forth. You can't keep saying it, but it's going to be super delayed. It's going to be like five minutes later. Oh, hey, no one said fuck you.
156:36
People. I would play pinball. We've got Sarah, Mike would you like to play him straight? Sure! I've got two. Two, I would play Mike. What happened? Mike is playing God. He's not playing. I'm not playing. Look, my buddy Malibet, she's also a Twitch streamer. And she's going to destroy the doll. I need... Both Sarah and Perreco Okay Well I do not need
157:29
Wait, I was saying the play game What? Well, Bowen said the F word What's the F word? Um, how many people do we have playing? Four! We need 50 more seconds.
157:51
Alright, who's all playing? One, two, three, four. Not me. Not you. One, two, three, there's... And there's... You want this game? Okay, so I'm gonna hear yours. Hey, got it? Okay. There's every shot is gonna give you progress or something, but you see this big guy here, that is a shot that you can't cover. You can't cover this with, uh, I don't know what it's called. They're very supportive of both Chad and everything we're doing with the Pug Puggy League. You're going to hold it once you plug, just fiddle around, come down to the hooker and flip. Bo's a bad guy. There's little pop ups here that come out of the cleaners. They pop up. You got it. Here we go. Go. No, we're not being disciplined. We're not... We're not complaining about first leg. Or lack thereof.
159:13
She's freaking bailing, I tell ya! She's going! She's going! No! Listen. Alright, alright, clear to do. You did though nail that bad guy.
159:36
It says shut up because everyone was asking if we were in Chicago and we're in Portland. Is it Chicago?
159:43
I'm in Chicago. I feel like I'm in Chicago. Apparently we're in shut up. Because our new location is in Portland. Welcome to shut up? Welcome to shut up. Population.
159:59
Stop talking about our... No! Quit talking and start talking! What the hell? He ate my candy! Bowler said, who is this guy? He's dressed all normally.
160:17
Undercover pirate! Arrr! He is a bowler and just has a beard. Where is it? Alright, so we've got that.
160:45
Right, the up and coming for overhead. Hi Jerry, how are you? You're good. I'm good. Good. Jared, Jared, coming up now. Oh good. Good. Awesome. Good.
161:43
Alright, thank you. Hello! The chat wants to know how many times you can tilt the machine. Alright, go in. I'm going to play a game of game here with you. Don't touch the door. This is one of my favorite color DMVs. Congo is amazing. Patrick Cannon is amazing. The car is really great and getting color B&B's for all of their pins. The pins have color B&B's. We've got Beezle, AC2 Packers Canyon, Spider-Man, Gears of Death, and Tondo over here right now. Oh, and Walking Dead. That was cute. It's gonna be great.
162:41
Good job. No! Jump heads the door. All the women who are here, for the most part, are members of Bellatron Portland, and Bellatron PDF. We are a women's pinball league.
162:55
Bellatron is popping up all over the place. We were hoping that you were going to get hurt. I mean, she will, uh, she'll evolve.
163:37
Well, we're far too adult for ball jokes, aren't we? Uh, Dylan's up to the high jacks. He's playing. I love you. I'm playing.
163:47
Wait, are we not missing ball jokes? I don't know ball jokes. Feel the gray that is the river. Wow, that is pretty. Oh, that ball do not want to move. That ball do not want to move. Yep, we are very, very fortunate that Steam Bar here in Portland bought We have a cat in the canyon and we have an occupation for 50 cents a play.
164:22
There's the jitsua. And if you guys wish to enter in for Bell's time screen, the gift card of travel is Bell's Pinball PDF.
165:24
We are a long way up. Yeah, no pre-orders ever. We don't follow the points, so... We're going to be coming back. All the way to the top eight. This one? Yes, get the plane ready. We're just, um, filming a few submitting things. We're going to be coming back. Alright. Here you go. All three. Do it! Alright? What? Um, the starting to get nicer. All things are in place. The range is really nice. So, is this top here, and is this guy's head? Yeah. And there's this red light? Or is he going to get all the cherries off? You're going to do that or that over and over and over again. You're going to take all of my hands. I'm on the back end, which is great. Why don't you do this?
166:33
Whenever you get popped up, you're going to have to hit him. So he's going to go one, two, three, four, and then he's going to complete the ball. So don't wait there.
166:42
All good. Okay, okay. Yeah, and you have to grade it to the point of... It's a little green right now, but I think it's coming up.
167:02
Nice! Good job! Hell yeah! Same thing. I think we can put that display down. He's gone, don't worry about it. Carl, heartbreak and woe. No, no, this is dangerous at home with the kiddos. These are the days.
168:37
This is what not to do. I love you. And, um... Don't excuse... Oh, did you know that if you just... Eh, whatever, you're fine. I love you. All right. How long have you been down here? You tell me. I don't know. What time is it? Ten? Ten? Almost eleven? Eleven. Okay. How long have we been here? It's been ages. We've been trimming for three hours? Yeah. I mean, we can shut this down. Just let me know. I've got another one. Okay, yeah, we can start winding this down for a second. Yeah. Okay. I think I'm good for one more game-o-rena. What time is it? Eleven. Eleven, okay.
171:36
I don't know. Oh, yeah, let's play one more. Okay. Bye, Dr. John Conley and the below. Dr. John? I'll take your jack. Yay! Ah!
172:31
All right. and... handball! I think that was a good time you want to get on there? ok you're a mascot we'll get him we're called the Goofy Goofy? I was wondering how to go and pick the ticket. Oh no, that's not how you pick the ticket. I'm a little bit... No, he's legitimately picking it. Um, good luck. I didn't know you were not the first person to see that. Plus, the man in the back was making that the last time. You're always in the back. Just in the time. The only time in my life I've ever peed, I was in the back. And it smelled like asparagus. Yeah, to my ear. I'm sorry, you want to know what a co-spell I mean?
173:36
That's a little creepy. I believe in you. You shouldn't. No, no, no. You should have spelled it. Absolutely.
173:58
I promise you it's fun. I've never been, but I can promise you as well. 100%. I'm not going to say it. I'm going to say it.
174:12
I'm not going to say it. I'm saying it in Arabic. Joe, what are you talking about, man? You are texting me from our room right now. I will be with you and inside you shortly. The last score is 6-9, 6-9. You blocked the ball. That was weird.
174:34
Oh, you got it. You saw the repercussions of doing that, yeah. If it was only one flipper, it would have knocked it over to the other end. But you almost got your three balls scored in one ball. Yeah, you have like 1.5 million. The other line was already in the air. All our friends, they followed along. So we're not. Wow! Alright, who wants to see you play a dream? I don't care. I'm just saying it's a bigger event than it is. It didn't break the other one. I should have made that one. It used to think, great!
175:13
Joe, Joe, it's very good. Oh, no! Oh, dirty. I don't want my pinball machine. That is just horrible. Everyone look at your companion's new sweater.
176:05
I'm not going to wear it all. I'm very good. Because they're very comfortable? Because he called me today, I totally forgot to mention today. Oh, I'm sorry. He said that's fine. A million times better than five? Where is it? Is Jack tripping?
177:10
Yeah, I'm tripping. I hope you washed your hands. They're still moist. I don't know if that's a good thing or not. It's urine.
177:25
It's sterile. Right, if the machine gets done by a jellyfish. Move up! Man, you got a case of that.
178:05
It um, I don't know why I jumped. To be honest. I love you, Anna. Here we go. We got a lot of friends here. We got Eagle Legends, ACDC, Metallica, Spiderman, Walt, Walking Dead, Fierce Dead, Ghostbusters, Premium, Dirty Mary, Hong Kongo, Whirlwind, 2001, Firepower, Eagle Bluffs, and House of Arrows. Jackson is tired. I'm not tired. I'm a little tired. I think we're all over. No, no. Come on. We're here to do it. Right? Oh, I'm in so good. I don't even believe you're...any...you're good. Oh, yeah. Keep going, buddy. Oh, I would love to be more thoughtful right now. We gotta go for a quick preview. I just got to go to the toilet. I think you scored one more ball after this. One, two, all made it through. Do you know how bad I got? No, no, no. You did much better than I did. You did way better. Yo, I'm a sucker for this. Oh, sorry. Here, Mom.
180:32
Lady Vertical, what's up? Oh, Vertical! Rage winds up. Rage 90-92. Sweet Mallory here battling in some hot pinball action. Yo, what's up?
181:32
Good. Dark Juice Box. What a name, buddy. What a player. Bring us home. Jack, I'm glad you're in Oregon. You know what? I'm having fun. Reed, how are you?
183:02
I don't have to pay for a beer ever again. All right, here we go, Internet. And... All right, Pinball Dad, love you. Bye, Jerry.
183:23
Heck yeah. Paper's been blowing up. All right. Here we go. I'm eating Billy's from Stafi right now and I love it.
184:05
It's totally good. So this game is actually fairly rare to find. It was the very first table made by Valley, Valley Midway. And in fact the code was a pin clock. But some people would have had a special program in their home. Valley as in like the... We are a mess. I can't see what's going on. He's going to give it to you.
184:59
It's true. Please. What? X is going to give it to you. What? GG Clip, you're a bastard. Wait, what? People are getting theirs. Yes.
185:31
Mighty Squirrel. What's that? Mighty Squirrel. It's a great name. I like it. I've met him a couple times actually.
185:45
Put your dick in a book. Boomer says he needs to do one more to get Boogerslay at 10 mil, which he's uh, you're gonna get. Whoa, bleep! Two more taps, Polly! Don't let her die! She's done! Long stand over here. Oh, great play. Got her.
186:27
No, what about that? He had ten measures. Baboose. Oh, we had a little bit of a hiccup, you get that. Bye Lady Vertical, hi Juicebox, how's it going guys? Yeah, Vertical, hi Juicebox. Everybody's here, your little family's here. I'm standing here. Dark juice box!
187:05
Man, thanks for coming. Thanks for coming. I'll never let go. Okay, Rae, what's up? Let's get a little bit of an angle here so we can see. Oh, no, it's okay. Oh, I see. You're fine.
187:21
Step into the light. Into the light. Yeah, Sunday night's spring. Mally never screams on Sundays. Mally is on screen and this is not a drill. What's going on? Did I put on a little makeup? I'm a gunslinger. Okay. Well, I want another can of running. Get him! I looked at you! What a freaking punch! What was that? Up here. Should I know who that is? Bugs and farts. I'm freaking bucking fired.
187:56
Shoot again, it might have been you. Why aren't we shut up anymore? It felt bad. No, you screwed me! No! Alright. So, do a little hop to the couch, would I do that? I don't know why I would. But you know what, you'll find a lot of people when my chicken series start moving like crazy. They've got a little... A little habit, yeah. Alright, Val, you're up. What? I'm not yet. Yes, your player is. Yeah, good one. Oh.
188:53
That is on track. All right, Internet, check this out. She's about to destroy us all. Number one. So good. So hype. Look at that. Look at this.
189:04
She's a good slinger. What you folks didn't know is Mally is a pro pinball player. Obviously, I'm the best.
189:18
Clearly, yeah. Exterminate. Player 3. Exterminate. I'm Player 3. I'm doing it, I'm doing it. Exterminate. Sandbagging with a blister coat. Don't high-field scare her. I think the mobile hotspot is getting a little tired after three and a half hours of streaming. I can see that. I'm getting tired after three and a half hours of streaming. Pretty awesome. I'm pretty awesome. If I had my... Yeah, whatever. I'm still up here in the 70s. Like figuring out to get the camcorder into an external capture device. Getting everything to sync up and run off of a laptop would have been a mess. But, uh, you gotta buy it. I'm not saying it's not the right thing. Just that I need the DC CPU to have something like this because I'm not trying to do it again. It's not like, charge, laying on all that crap.
190:42
I also don't know the first thing about this. The fact that it really worked out. This computer, like, I kept a Lutz in the same year, This is Dennis. He worked with a fellow that had some special equipment. But they touched a special cat. I can draw you a picture. We were hyper-threading into the, um, the... Good luck. Oh, I'm gonna be dead. ...fine-time popular riff support. Popular riff support! ...with GPU-optic RAM mega-throttling. Don't throttle my RAM. The number's been bouncing around, I think it was about 15. Good! Done! I'm done! I'm done with that job, I'm sorry. Alright, internet. Hey, three-quarters of the time I got 9.999. Man, thank you again. Thank you.
192:12
Internet, thank you so much for coming. I'm packing all this up tonight because I have a train to catch tomorrow to go to Seattle. We're probably going to stream from some places out there. There's like Adaball, Brooklyn Ding Ding, all sorts of cool stuff. Boo! No, no, no. I'm not going to do that. Oh. No, Zoe's just booing me in general. Rude. Yeah. Again, thank you so much for the bells having me out. Zoe, Jessica. Watch Bells, Chim, PDX, Bells, and Bell PDX on Twitch. It's going to be dope. We got Mally back there. Big shout out to her for stopping by, and your boy Heat. Yo. Honestly, thank you so much. Do you have any words for anybody? Hi. I love you. You smell good. You do smell good. Thank you so much. I didn't even know that. It happens. Internet. The internet smells great. All right, folks. Have a wonderful night. I'll see you soon. And goodbye. Be good. Go play some pinball.