I do. And like what? Holy sharts, is your phone like animated? No, that was just my what I was listening to. Oh. Sometimes it doesn't get that really well. Yeah. That's true. That's true. Oh shit, let's make sure the mic works. I got my phone muted though, so. Oh. Sorry guys, cover your ears. Audio good, video is low-goat. Praise Nicky Nicky! Um, sorry about the snapping, folks. Cover your ears. There it is. Low and goat, my man. That's so red. Hell yeah. Are you guys ready for some Dracuya? Dracuya. Dracuya. As pronounced by Gary Oldman. Dracuya. Anthony Hopkins Winona Ryder Keanu Reeves and this guy is a famous musician I keep forgetting his name oh is that Tom Waits I think so I saw that in a credit book my body is ready and you got Keanu in this game and everything Keanu he's not on the back glass he's in the poppers I think though he is he's this dude I think that's him. That is not Keanu Reeves. That's actually Tom Waits. Or whoever. Keanu is not present on the game. Gary Oldman is on this game like nine times. Gary, Gary, Gary. Gary, Gary, Gary. And if you have like a prototype. And theoretically Gary. The slingshots have Gary on them too if you have a prototype. Yeah, it's Tom Waits. Right on. Ah, Lone Goat, you got a league night tonight, huh? That's awesome, dude. My body is sleepy, but I'll force it to watch some. You better watch. I'll make you watch. Das Bacon. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I hope everyone had a awesome weekend. player one is up what is up player one you are slippers work yeah folks Drac is back back from the dead this was like 20 weeks ago I think was the last time Drac was on yeah if that I mean at least at least wizard burial ground wait wizard burial ground you're a sub thanks What? How are you a sub? I mean, thank you. Did I thank you? Thank you. I believe both Keanu and Winona Ryder were supposed to be on the game. Well, Winona is kind of on there. Her face is a little obscured. That sounds okay, I would do. This game sucks your blood. Beer snobbery! This game sucks your blood. What is up? Um, folks, number one, I shaved my beard off. Number two, I forgot to do my hair. But it was good to see you guys. all clean cut whoop um yeah how do you like the can you hear the game okay the classic jack stash the cowboy stash yeah folks It's just, uh, facial hair gets really, really cumbersome after a while. I was starting to look homeless. Now I look like a urban cowboy or something. I don't even know. Alright, let's do this. Good to see you, Garrison. Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Deadfoot Pinball. I just spit beer everywhere. Um, today is day one of Brian Stoker's Dracula Week, A game that we haven't streamed since maybe the third or fourth week that we started streaming forever ago. This game's been out of commission. Gavin fixed it for us last week so that we could have it in the tournament. A few modifications were done to this. We disabled the mystery award on this game, so you will not see that at all. And that's something a lot of tournaments do because it is a very unfair advantage for people playing against each other. and you can't change it in settings. Number two, the ball safe is on. I don't know why. You can't shut it off. You can't shut it off. Fair enough. Number three, we have lightning flippers on here, which are smaller than regular flippers to make the game harder. What are you drinking? I am unfortunately drinking a Coors Light. You're a snobbery. I'm sorry. Don't yell at me. Porn star. A bit 70s porn star. Okay. That's fine. I'm not too worried about it. Look like a penny-farthing rider. I need to, like, grease my hair over to the side more and then really crank the curls on this thing. Let's see. So, flippers, blah, blah, blah. This does give you, like all Draculas, a courtesy missed multiball light if you don't manage to light missed multiball during gameplay for the first few balls. Other than that, oh, we also have the video mode set to its hardest difficulty. You need a bowler hat. Dirty million. Man, I can't wait to hit them 30s. Actually, most of the time, ball state doesn't work anyway, so. Oh, there you go. Very, very, yeah. Love never dies, guys. Love never dies. We have Brad Smith, if you haven't noticed. Came here to tear this up. I'm Jack Danger. Here every single day. I mean, I'm here every single day. Good to see you kids. Alright, nice stash, but the poop hole must be cut too, dude. What? Pearson? I'm regretting reading that out loud. Look, Bill Daly, what's up? Sex. Yeah, that sounds fun. Okay, well, we're just going to get into it and try to explain what we're doing. Also, I'll let you know, this game is the most impossible game to stream. It is the darkest machine ever. There's no light. The GI shouldn't even be on. Like, it's unbelievably dark. But I think we did a pretty decent job of lighting this thing up. We have a third-party light up here to catch the balls. It gives it a nice rim light so you can see it when it's bouncing around. And here we go. Quote of the week. One last thing. Let me just make sure all this crap is up. I remember, yeah, this game has, like, no GI. The problem with the game was the shooter is an auto plunger, and it wasn't working, so we had to have that fixed. All right, so your skill shot on ball one, the way I see it, is when this face right here, this first one, just turns into the middle face. The second it moves, that's when you want to hit plunge and you get your skill shot. Yeah, you have to feel out the game, but on this machine, that is how it rolls. Also, if it goes in that hole, spam the buttons back and forth, and you'll get an extra five million out of that. It's a little bug speaker thing there. Can you play one of these games that needs the coils placed in the shooter? It's very easy to get that spilt out. Lightning Clippers changed this game dramatically. But I think it came with Lightning Clippers, didn't it? I thought it was too easy for the regular players. Oh, with regular Clippers. So very, like, prototype games or early production games. So one more shot in that hole that you can't see right here will give me rats, which is a... the slingshot didn't fire. I think all the games that they exported had standard flippers on it. One of their distributors complained about the game being too easy and then they came up with those. Yeah, I don't worry too much about reflections on the glass most, but yeah, I think we lived it pretty well. That was interesting. Just sort of put a lot of stats So one of your real main objectives on this is to hit that ramp three times to get back Yeah, if you hit both flippers once, you get an extra five million that's exactly what it is, but I just tell people to spam it because just saying hit both flippers really fast makes a lot more sense than and telling them exactly what's going to happen. Love and Ardash. And you can hit the shooter button, too. Oh, cool. So typically what you wanted to do on ball one was light bats up, which is a mode that counts down from 50 million, and you have to hit a certain number of switches. And if you can hit all the switches really quick, you'll get that 50 million. And what that 50 million is is a bonus at the end of your ball. But that carries over for all three balls. So getting that on ball one guarantees you at least $150 million at the end of your game. And you can get back into it, too, to keep stacking on top of that. And if you have a multiball going, you can double that to where you get $100 million. For all three, you get $150 million. Yep, all three, you get $150 million. You start at bats when all three are going, and three must get $150 million instantly because there's so much stuff going on. And rats works the exact same way. It's another one of those switch hit things that you want to get ball one. Getting hip all two helps too. That darn chat. Yeah, I shaved my face off. Rate the frick off. Oh my goodness. That sucks. What's tatted on your knuckles? It says butt stuff and poop town. I'll show you in a second there. That darn chat, how do I look, huh? 60 or fat or old? 140 or what do you want? It didn't bounce? It didn't bounce. It says, let's read. Heck yeah. Are you talking about the fluffing bonus? Oh, dude, the fluffy ball. You get 50 points for that, and it's when he's across that. So this is ball three. Neither of us got... Flood never dies. We did not light up missed multiball, so it gives you the light for free. So you still have to hit it. It's that hole right there. Right there. Now, check this shiz out. I'll get that back. I'll get that back. Okay, not that. Not that. If I get that back, I'll make out with my hand. Damn it. Damn it, that could have been my second. Alright, I gotta hit the ramp, what, seven times? For missed? What is it? The other times you can hit both of them when the ball goes into the asylum, which is that hole on the side of the ramp, and then when the director is either across. That's like 5 or 10 points. It's worth many a ball trying to get to the side. It's worth no points except for just a funny gimmick. Actually, I think Fluffy is the launch button. Fluffy's launch button. Here's bats. Two balls too late, but that's okay. Now, bringing a multiball into this would help. Um, I sort of crafted that over there. Jack, you grew a mustache over the weekend. Yeah, I'm pretty good at that. I bugger all. This mustache came out when I was born. I couldn't even have to be in it. Oops. Oh my goodness. Stop game. Oh my goodness. That was the slowest ramp shot ever. Knocked. Sorry. Good save. Missed multiple? Just pushed through. 1993 baby. Wait, Bailey. All right, so now that the practice game's out of the way, now we're going to try to blow this up. Also, the skill shot, it progressively gets faster as you start doing them. So if you nail the first one on ball one, it's a little earlier on ball two. And if you nail that one, it's a little earlier on ball three. And I'll try to get them and show you guys when it is. The lack of beard has to be feeling good. Oh my god, dude. You have no idea. Aren't the flipper pads set too low? They look pretty much perfect to me. No, man, those are, those are lined up. In fact... If anything, they're a little bit high. That's a little high. Yeah. If anything, one's a little high. Do you believe in destiny? Do you believe in destiny? Hey, Internet! My name's Jack, and I'm here to show you guys how to play pinball. This is Dracula. It came out in 1993. It's super cool. Oh yeah, we know the egos very well. If somebody misses that, I think somebody's going to take a shot and try to pick them up. Uh, yeah, we're going to use the debounce here, baby. Just for instructional purposes. Oh, my God. Oh, you missed it. I missed my 510 points? It's 50? I thought it was only like 10 or 20. A moment's courage. If this here that we will fight him and destroy him. I love the call outs in this game. I recommend the classic, it's brutal. It's a classic. It's a brutal classic. Never drink wine. Okay, Mom? Drax is definitely one of the better pins. Abso-quitely. I love this guy. I love this game. This is the first big stacking game that I came up with all of. Oh, you son of a... Stacking the multiballs? Like Master Bash, Iron Man, well, lots of these games. Are you kidding me, dude? Thank you. Awesome. So not... Oh, you son of a... Yeah, cactus. Why did they go cactus? Oh, let's take that. Cactus, castle, and toads. Alright. The Outslurper Outland. Yes. You gotta freaking get this. But only one. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm going to get my head in the game here. Get your head in the game, dog. Alright, so since I nailed the first one, here's what the second one is. So the first one is right when this right head is turning into the middle one. The second one is when the right head turns on and it sits for a beat. Okay? Here we go. There it is. How many scores so far, bud? We only got one game in. Oh, man. All right, I'll try to be... We fixed some lights in here that were... Oh, good. Oh, wait. That should play in pretty nasty. Yeah. Well, at least there was only one. Oh, my goodness. Yes, you're playing nasty. Demented, what's up, buddy? The speccing is cool and you have to do it. You have to bring this to multiball. Is that too close to your blood man? I'm good. I'll switch. Good catch. God dang game. Killing me here. Slam. Slam. Oh my goodness. Watch it before work. Oh hell yeah, Chris. There's the Rance shot. Whoa! Watch them air balls. Yeah, the snack on this game is pretty legit. Uh, cause it's also got custom callouts once you start doing it. Sorry for the noise. Sorry for the noise. Sorry for the noise. Sorry for the noise. Hope you're wearing headphones, guys, cause... for the notes. Good work. Okay, so the third skill shot. So the first one is when the right head just turns into the middle. The second one is when the right head just turns on and sits there for a beat. The third one is right as the right head turns on. Oh, boy. I don't think they're getting faster. No, I think they just... Oh, come on. Oh, no. Okay. Oh, it doesn't matter the order. Actually, that might benefit me too. I think if you hear a Star Trek song... Uh oh. The children of the night. Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him! So the closer they get, the more money you get for shooting them, but I don't like risking it. I don't like risking it. You can't on the hardest of the speed. Yeah. If it's set up normally, we're coming at you at time. We have the fancy ROM. What's fancy ROM? Yeah, they don't get faster it looks like. Oh, really? Dog? Oh, come on. Those are wolves. Uh oh. Uh oh. Right into the mist, and then we are G to G. Just fall into the mist, fall in, fall into the gap. Okay, somebody stay alive. Oh my god. Hell yeah, dog. 20, 20, 20. That's how you do it, kid. This is how you make the internet. Oh, not that. Don't look at that. Don't look at that. I fudged up. Whoa, sympathy. Can somebody go into something hole related? There it is. Hole, please. Ooh, castle lock. Get your triples. Get up there, get up there. You are alive. Alive again. Well I farted and it's gone. And a drain. Come on. Woo! Yeah! I think it just got confused. Alright, well, that's how you make this game. This game, I'm pretty sure never got a code update, so it's got some bugs. There are bugs. Now, was it not a good seller? Is that why? The guy who was working on the code quit, so... Well, that'll do it. Oh my god, man. Get that money. I'm going to go for the arena. Oop, off the bumper. Nice. The rest of the best day you are the man of good. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Did I miss the shot, Lee? Oh, I did miss the shot. I missed it again. And gone. I find it easier with a forward-backward motion. I tighten up. Oh, thanks, buddy. It's not really that hard. Oh, I got it. You don't get anything if you get chewed up. You get zero? Oh, I didn't know that. Over, under, on, times, jacks, says, brim, strokers, Dracula. Wait, did I say strokers already? I do get that good stuff, I guess. Oh, Wonka, I would, you know what, if someone could find the universities and Grave getting it into the studio, I would clean the crap out of it. For a week? Yeah. Oh god, that would be so boring. Honestly, I don't think a power grid here can handle that. Good start. Good money. I'm going to play a game with you guys if you let me, is that alright? Come on then buddy, start us up. I'll start it up. Let's see how bad I am. I didn't do well with this game on the tournament. I got almost $700 million on this thing. In its current state. In the tournament? Yep. Holy moly. Wait. Who's typing those messages? I don't know. Someone find the Mario Brothers or Street Fighter 2 and make them stream that, no thanks. No thank you. How about this, 43 more subscribers and we will go find Street Fighter to stream it. Oh, I'm so happy. stream that no thank you. How about this 43 more subscribers and we will go find Street Fighter to stream it. How does that sound? 43. Because with 43 more subscribers we also get two more videos. You make that number say 43 right now? I will go get a Starship Troopers or whatever crap game I just said. I mean a Starfighter. Street Wars. Drug Wars. TI-83 calculator stuff. What? Derek? Starting the sub train off. Derek, welcome to the league, brother. You're amazing. I love you, buddy. Welcome. One down. 42. There you go. Yo, subs, get them flippers up for Derek, please. Sub hypo Reno. Derek already using this sub icon. Oh my god. 19, I was hitting 50. Derek, you da man. Well, my approach to that is that if I can't keep it in the bumpers, I just keep shooting the look ramp because it clogs with fiber. And there's at least three switches on that ramp. Yep. Plus, if you're president. You missed the opto, because it's an airball. I'll never miss. And the timer doesn't work on the ramp because of that. These emotes are dope. Yeah, Jarek! Jarek, you're the best! Yodamay! Jarek, you know that. Let's find this ramp shut. The guy who lent the Hercules to the scout has multiples of them. I think he makes fits at one point. Yo, Doc, won't be able to hurt these teens. That'll get a kick out of this building in a heartbeat. Oh my god. It sounds like someone's playing pool with a car engine up here. I'm just gonna try to hit it. Oof! Oof! Ding dong. Folks, I don't know how sub trains work, But I'm welcome to conduct that engine. So there's a funny bug in the software right there. Nick, as he drained, he shook the game and he got two dangers, and the game doesn't give you your bonus. No bonus. For me it doesn't matter, but if you have bats like... It screws you. It screws you hard. You can lose up to $100 million on your bonus. So if you'll notice, I got 19.5 million bats for my first ball. That's, I get 19 and so there's another 40 million waiting for me at the end of my whole entire game. If you don't tilt. If I don't tilt. Or get danger when you... Or if Nick doesn't kick the game while I'm playing. Well, there's always that possibility. Booyah, shotgun! Gotta jump on that picture. Oh my god, my leg! Why did I do that? No, I did it again! Love never dies! No! You guys, you guys are at three second ball stable. Ben has died. Ben, you love dying. Come on, baby. Can you put all the flippers to the side? That'd be really nice. Oh my god, dude. Oh boy. We cranked up the difficulty on the video mode, so I don't think that's a ROM thing. That's just a setting in the code. Nick should talk like Jeff Goldblum for the rest of the movie. Just because. I'm in. How do you talk like Jeff Goldblum? I don't know. I think he's the guy, the tap dancer from that Fetwood Flynn video. Right. He like bites the ring drops on his hand and he locks his balls as he's like tapping. Yeah. Oh come on dude. That sucks. He's the guy from the Apple commercial. That's his claim to fame. All right, here we go. It's my third ball, huh? I stink. Get that man. All right. Kevin DDR. Sorry, dude. No Lake Arena. If it's important, have a message or something. I love you. Man, I hate when my name is in change. Not enough. One more and I would have done it. Last to do. Wait, where are my sunglasses? Let's look. That's what I needed. That would have been 20. No, I get nothing. to go for... Oh, it's getting bad. Nope, it's too late. Well, you need to find a rap track. To get missed again? Yeah. Before you get a missed again. So they got a missed again. Oh, God, I'm good. I'm good, Internet. Yeah! K-E to the K-E. Let me see that. There's a bunch of little secrets in these things. K-E. Andrea, when she saw you do that emote thing, she almost pissed her pants. Come on, puppy. Let's go, puppy. I'm so happy! Choo choo choo choo! Choo choo choo choo! Whoa! You just shooed wild! There is a limited number of bullets and you do lose points for wasting bullets at the end of the video. And you can run out. You have been down to zero bullets. Oh man, I didn't know you left bro! Oh! Oh my god! Choo! Choo! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! Do you ever get tired of pinball? Nah, man. The only time I get tired of pinball is, uh, never. Also, the game really doesn't matter either. Even if a game is a huge piece of crap and known to be, like, the most boring, stupid game, it's still a pinball machine. And if I'm on a desert island, I'm still playing the damn thing. I don't know what that was. I wanted to set up my mist. Will Andrea come back again? Yes, she'll be back guys, she'll be back. That's not really a suicide, but that's part of it. I got the grills coming. I was out of range! Good money. Give me the mist. Uh oh. He's not much trust in the game. Oh, I trusted that one. His name is, uh, Shorty? Shorty. Uh-oh. Hello there. You are a fool. A fool. He believes your troubles. Blergh. Blargh. Tune in for the ultimate post transfer! Oh, these scores are terrible. That's a pretty bad one. Was BSK easy fixed? It was. And it was even cooler that Gavin disabled the misting pole by unplugging us. Yeah, that was nice. Andrea and Laura, the special field for the M2K. Where's Fluffy? Oh, get in there. Where are you getting power to play it on this desert island? Both batteries, guys. Both batteries. Oh my god. Also, did you know that if you dig a hole in the sand and take the power cord from the pinball machine, then put the sand back on it, pour gas on it, and light it on fire, that will power the game for at least three hours. I didn't believe it until I saw it. Alright, there you go. There's a win. I snuck in there, folks. But now here's a real win. Laura's texting me. Hopefully she's not in trouble. Alright, cool. Come on internet, let's win it! Oh if you gonna play a cool skit with my daughter and drive her somewhere on the east coast go find her Tell me how she looks Oh God Not good Fine. You do a coconut work every time. The coconut trick only lasts for about half an hour, though. Yeah, it's kind of like a half-U double-A, you know? It just doesn't... If you warm it up, it'll work for another second or two. You've got to, like, what is it, like a deep breath on the coconut and rub it on your shirt, and it creates, like, static electricity, but it's like a warring static electricity. I think you actually need baby teams to do this together. Yeah, exactly. You plug my vats on fault. Or, realistically, you just plug one pinball machine into another one, and they just work. Oh, the old daisy chain. Yeah, it's just science, man. I don't understand. I had a, when I worked at Best Buy when I was a young chap, young kid, I had a grandma plug their VCR into her VCR and he called me and said, it's not working. And I'm like, is it plugged in? She's like, yeah, it's plugged in. And it took about a half an hour to find out it was plugged into itself. There you go. Oh my God. Oh, yeah, getting the danger bug on this thing is so infuriating. You have a bunch of rats sitting on the table. Yeah, it's almost not even worth shaking. Don't even touch it. No! Oh, my God. I cannot hit any of the rats. Friday in Deathflip, I learned that hot Atlanta is to be consumed with costume. It's 6.8%. What the heck is happening? Oh, yeah, my lock. Oh, my God. Is that Mylanta with a very hoppy beer bottle? With fireballs. Oh, come on, dude. Gunny. Yeah. That's a lot of Doritos. Good start. That's from a lot of Doinkins, so. Doink it up. You know you've got to dunk it up. Show they got it. Let's go up to the back. Dunk it up. Dunk it up. When you turn it around. It's angry, man. Let's go. Dunk it up. This should make a Mylanta beer. Yo, kill shot. Yeah, let's ramp. All right. We're going to blow it. The left ramp gets a lot of air balls. Get a lot of air balls off the ramp. Stay up there, Internet. Come on. All day. Never say that word. Praise. Whoa. Oh, that was a good one. I could just see it. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what, Ed? I think playing it was risky. Well, the ramblers are good. Holy crap. Five million. Nicely done. You can try to think of a good one. Never drink wine and beer. Exactly. Take a picture with the balls. Potatoes. Well, that just got around the old lock there. But it knew. It knew. Okay. I'm grossed out. You're grossed out? I don't think so. I don't shot some gross in my... I am Draculia. Yeah, what up? Draculia. I'm a Draculia. How few days go to make up a century? I'm a truckin' choosier! How few days go to make up a century? There is no life in this body. You guys see, oh dude, 2K, I went to the theater to watch what we do in the shadows and it was the funniest crap. It's like, hey, you ever seen Twilight? Yeah, that's me. That's me. I'm not God. I'm the guy from Twilight. That's me. I'm a vampire. That's me. Hey, I'm a vampire. What's going on? You what? I'm a vampire. Oh. Hey. You ever seen Twilight? Yeah, that's me. Wait, is this my ball? Yes. Nailed it. It's a pro. Pro-cast. Fluffy! I don't fluff. Oh, please! What the? There's a call to us. Swing and a miss. Swing and a miss. Swing and a miss. Oh crap. Got to like clinch so hard. Fuck the air out of the room. Batman. Oh, what have you done? Danger, what have you done? Danger stop it! Yes, all that. Keep that up. Oh god I love you. Yeah, two million! Two million! Guys, two... You'll see him. They call me a pimp. See ya. Mom? outlaying and being hungry. He's just hungry. He's slinging on me. He's hungry. Pose outlaying by ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Too busy being delicious. Yeah, so there's an extra gap in the middle. Lightning flippers. Lightning flippers. Did you tell them about lightning flippers? I did. I love me some lightning flippers. internet I got uh it would be boring if it didn't have like well maybe not boring easier all right this will go right into the how many what how many How many blocks do you have? I don't think any actually. What the... Sorry. It's just here, like, if it's five heads, it's just five heads up in the plate. Ten million. Come on, you can get it. You can get it. Oh, you got them rats, you know. Got them rats. How many did I have? Zero! She's like your family, but you tell your family she's your daughter. Alright, we can't speed, thanks for coming buddy. Two! Two? I personally like taking this first. You never know if the store is full or safe. Yes, yes, all of this. Guys, I don't need to get a billion, I just need to beat these big don'ts. So if I got a multi wall, I'm gonna play it. You know, there's always two strategies. If you're going for a super high score, you gotta stack them. There's no other way. If all I have to do is beat these guys, I'm gonna go for an open multi wall. Yeah, but leave this wall free, I'm gonna cash out the don'ts too. Oh, give me that back, please. That's not coming back, is it? I feel like Miss multiball is less ball-saved than I considered. Or I used to be a better player or something. We haven't played this game in a long time. It's been a long time. It's pretty short. It's like Iron Man over to the VF. Bram Stoker's Stackey. I don't think I've gotten multiball yet. Stackey, Stackey. Except for when I tried to cheat my way through. Roll over. Oh my god. What's up? Oh, good man. $13 million. Yeah, we gotta get some clarity. What's with money? $13 million? Good money. Johnny, yes, you want to open the coffin before you get bad, for sure. Because it's easy to break my coffin while giving you locks. All right, I'm having good luck tonight. I wish I had this luck during the tournament. Oh, I didn't still win this tournament. Uh, Clark, I've definitely had it where I'll hit the ball off of missed, and the ball I used to hit the ball will take the other ball to place, and then you get no missed multi-point. I did the transfer. I had a word I got stuck and you just kinda have to wait for the end to close and feel the part. Creep around. I can't get down on the fly, but I can get them to creep. Careful. Did you beat me? Yeah, I did beat you. That's so amazing! That's so amazing. I just want to do something on this game. It's really nice. Oh my god, dude! What is happening? It's called lightning flippers, dog. That sounds good. Oh yeah. You're safe with me, buddy. And please clean yourself. I can't find it. I don't know if it's the airball or... I can't find it. Yeah, I can't find it. Oooh! I like it. John Bat-Kazian. Oh! Chill! Oh! Oh, now you got this. Oh, now you got this. Yes! That's how you do it! That's how you do bass, folks. Now you get that bass in the coffin. Now you just keep putting it in the coffin. Oh god, that had a spin on it or something. Stop counting. 19? I'll take it. Reasonable. Okay, stop locking those. We need some mist, so I gotta hit the ramp several more times. Reasonable. Okay, stop locking those. We need some mist, so I gotta hit the ramp several more times. Okay. This time, what'd you end up with on your baddies? Nineteen. Nineteen's good. My stress right ramped until I locked two balls and left them to die. Okay. That doesn't sound good. So he dies? Yeah, once you get the triple go and you've really caught a couple of times and the butt's ran out. And I get the jackpot and I'm caught on cat skills. Cat skills off the bowl. Cat skills. I get the smokey ball and I'm sorry. I need the triple go. Oh yeah. Yeah, popping is an easy smokey ball but it's worth diddly squat without this. I'm gonna use a nice brown trash water. AHHHHH! I got the hook! Behind your back. Behind your back. Oh, this ain't me. Aw, man. That was a big old man. Behind your back. Behind your back. They call him Big Old Man. That was weird. Aw, don't call him Squire. Oh, that's his name. Yeah. Gobble Gobble. Oh there's a gobble. Oh that's not a gobble. Is that a gobble? Wait do we need a gobble emoticon? Uh no we have Jada's box for that. Do we have a gobble? Look at that record by the way. 48 tilts in the wind. Uh The Walking Dead. Second. Stern. I hope you're not looking at that. In 48. Nice. That was a beautiful sound. Nice little move there. This game is getting me real upset. Oh, please. Get up in here. Come on. Yeah, we're going to find him. Come on. Yeah, we're going to find him. 36, though. On the way out. Dude, that was a lucky grab. God, crap. Yeah, I don't think that believer worth two or three squint shots. Oh, dude, you made out. You made out. Okay, we won. Up the ramp arena. That was not a ramp. That was not a ramp. Do not... I don't think there will be a lot of tilts this week, honestly. A lot of tilts on Drackey. Do I risk a post-transfer here? I tried a post-transfer and did that. Wow. If you do a harder one... Oh, you want me to chat the inlane? Internet, do you want to see one of the hardest freaking maneuvers in football? Uh... Good luck! Here we go! Oh no! And you're back to where you were. Okay. I am Black Korea! Yeah, okay! Oh crap. No. machine-wise. You know what? You know what? I get my free frickin' mist. No, that wasn't a chef. That wasn't a chef. Alright, internet. Uh... Same as before, I'm gonna go for mist. And then try to get bats in mist. And try to get coffin in mist. Jack, you can do it, my friend. I'll try it again my next fall. After I get a basket. After I start rolling in 20s. Nice. Big. Jim. Big. Tracoutis. I'm a tracoutis. I just fell like him butter. Whoa! Oh, that. Ah, it didn't... Now I get bounced? Now I get to cast a lot. Punky dory, huh? Chessing is easier on old valets? I know I can do it on this game, I just don't trust it in the middle of gameplay. Woo! Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money. The evening of the night. Because there is no way to catch him. That looks like Jack Danger's brother. Oh, from up there's a different guy? Hey, my name is Zack Danger. That kick out of Zack. Why are you so angry about this one? You're winning so far. Yay! He has at least 80 if he goes straight down. I got 36 in that. If he's crazy. How'd he get 80? Ah, my name's Zach Danger. I'm only 84. I like drinking soda. Oh, you suck. Thank you. I thought about knocking. Don't you dare. Here we go. Max Stranger. Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Sorry, I'm only a couple ramps from another one. I could not... Oh, you already got it? Yeah, I'm just trying to operate it. Got it. Expletive? Expletive deleted. Expletive deleted. Ooh! Right in the rat hole. I can't hit the ramp to save my life. Whoa! Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Fail. Nice. Fail out. The video of you staying is the highest quality video. But when we used to have it on normal video mode settings, I think we got up to the third video mode setting. Ah, why haven't you seen it? I don't know what way you've done it. It hurts, dude. I've got a hill to climb. I just set it up hard because it was kind of boring to do the early one. Now if you're talking, buddy. Whoa. It's called skill. Just kidding. Oh, my body. My body's gonna be angry. Hit him! Whoa, that was a... Oh, my God, you're freaking kidding me. I don't get that back, do I? Keep going. What a crock of... I know, I chopped for it and I missed it. Alright, here's what we're gonna do with this multiball. We're gonna ramp Arena. You get your mis- flip end up. Yeah, we're gonna shoot that ramp. Two amps and you're done. It is here that you must find him and destroy him... gutterly. Is that what it says, gutterly? But- no, it's butterly. I can't believe it's not butterly. Destroy him, he's butter. Alright, I can't get my hands on this damn ball. Oh, yeah. I'm finding all the holes, but it don't mean nothing. Find that ramp, Eats. I can't find nothing. Oh, my God, my life. No, stay alive. Oh, you suck. Get it in. Stab you. Stab you, Gramp. Watch that hat. Oh, now I get it up, the ramp. Oh, can you move the mouse? Thanks. Follow me. My fury. My fury. No! Uh oh. Here comes the wind. I don't know how that's expressed. I think it's just the camera angle, because if you look at the flipper alignment holes, they're actually above it, so the flippers are high. Yeah, the flippers are high. Like stone. Alright, I hit that, but... I think that's the wind on the best, right? That's the wind. Listen to that. He's going to the best. No, not too good. Yeah, dude, put up the dogs. Uh, poor Franker. We gotta get... What's the highest so far? We gotta... You had like a 300? Uh, when? No, Brad had it. Yeah, two. Two something. Tonight you had two. Yeah. We gotta get to a Billy. Jack, Wolfman Danger. Are you guys familiar with Wolfman? I love Wolfman. He's the announcer from Crazy Taxi. Alright, it's time to play some Dracula, folks! Let's get this on! I'm out of this one, buddy, and I'll be back. I'm going down. Oh, you wish. You wish. Big bonus here. This is the movie called, Crazy Taxi. Is that Jack Danger? No. I am Jack Danger's sexier younger brother. I gotta stop drinking coffee, I'm freaking out. Clean? Really? It was garbage. I feel like this game is finally giving me some luck. This is your chance, man. I said one... Let me get it. 1-7 isn't like super high as you see. Keeley, what's up buddy? Whoa, that's not a good point, Brad. Holy crap, that is nuts. Oh, that's not so bad either. Hey, I made a shot. Apparently I did. How about I get out some beer? You're right. I think I'll get a beer. Can you get a beer? Uh, maybe. So I'll slow it down like a lot. Mr. Wagon. Good to see you, Mr. Wagon. Welcome to the Strum. We are playing BFD, baby. Bram Stokers? Stokers? Stokers Sacula. Yeah, Kokami, what we did is we unplugged the light mystery switch here, and then did something else so that there's no mystery whatsoever, because it's kind of cheap. In a low-scoring game, that 20 million mystery can't win for you. Yeah, there is a 20 million mystery sitting in there, but we're not going to play with that. Don't die on me. The right inlay is going to be in the stables, so you can't get it. All right, let's get some Ramparinos here. Oh, my God. The second we talk about it, you're done. This test is bad! Yeah, man. Hola, senora, buenos aires. Right up there. Stop. Man, that's a lot. I never drink wine. Behead yourself. Yeah, I just... Very lucky you got the ball back. I think maybe just shy of half a billion. The high score on this is like 5. What's that name say? ZZ Top 21, thanks for the follow buddy! You're my favorite band. When I think about beards, I think about you. And spinning guitars. Handstroker's spatula stuff. Yeah, that's close. In that hole. Don't do that. And of course you timed out my ball save. Good stuff. Alright, well you won. Let's not let you run into those sorts. Oh, that's terrible. Yeah, those are just not... Like, is that perfect? No bats, no multiballs. Look at this crowd. I never drink wine. Only beer. Only beer. Hey, a ramp. Nice ramp. Is this the ramp? I can't find the ramp on the flag. That's like the only way I can hit the ramp sometimes. Oops. Well, that's your little ramp, right? Alright, simmer down. Oh my goodness. What? ZZ Top 41 is that right? Marks. Hell yeah, Zach. Oops. Well, that's a little rattle. Alright, simmer down. Oh my goodness. What? ZZ-Cop 41 is that right, Marks? Hell yeah, Zach! Let's try and do that instead. Good to see you, buddy. Good playing the other day, man. That was awesome. Two left fields. Oops. that he must know. Oh crap. That is the worst. There is no light in these halls. Talking all day. These are crap. We still have to enter all the stores and reading people's handwriting is a huge pain in the ass. So, uh, or, pain in the butt, sorry, donate to YouTube. Ah, we're still working it out. But we're gonna get it out there. Ah. Good plan, though, dude, good plan. You're gonna destroy me with your eye boobies. Brad, you're going for the full 50, too. Five maps away from 50 million. That sucked. Oh, I'm sped up here. Set up. I am set up here. Delight? I think it's delight. I want that. Sharts. Sharts. Sharts. Oh! Donate to Mustaches! Donate to Mustaches! Um, hold on a minute. are still behind us. We're going to save that for next week. I really wanted to get dragged back downstream. Whoa, okay. Oops. Thought I put my logo too early there. I'm just kidding. You're from Transylvania? Transylvania is in Hungary, correct? I think it's in Hungary. I am hungry for some pizza. Stop. Yes, go down. Let's find him and destroy his attorney. Oh, it's Romanian, sorry. Romanian sounds way more accurate. Is that 4X? Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Oh you son of a Don't do it to me dog. Oh, yeah. All right. Let's find this on the fly. Okay, that's better Oh if you train right now, I'll probably break your home I'll take it kids. I'll take it. I'm as good as money. Jump. What have you done? Ah, there you go. Alright, here's what I'm going to try. I'm going to shoot the ramp until I get mist lit, which is not actually going to happen. Oh, I got a secret passage on it. Sharks! And there's Mist. Get! Oh, not enough time. Frick. That's fine, I'll take it. I'll take it. Because MISC is a lot of money on its own. Oh no! What the... what do we do? You know, this is no God band, but I've got a friend in the air and he's singing. Are you... you interrupted your MISC with... Are you seriously, seriously kidding me? That happens to me all the time. It's the worst. That's the worst. That... that. Guys, I am... I couldn't tell you how many times I've done that. I am, uh, beyond furious right now. Only ten more minutes for your next miss. Oh! My god. Climb the hill. The weeds, dude. Oh, jeez. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, that was awful. And you don't get a pity missed because you played it. Nice video mode, thanks. I usually try to help myself get fit as quickly as possible so I can just maybe get the multiball, but that's like the worst. Do you want me to complete the code? Yep, please. Somebody. All right, Internet, I just want to say... Look at all those subs in chat. I love you guys. Holy crap. That was incredible. What's up, Weapon? Yeah! Good to see you, honey. We got a chance to get some 20s coming. How many? I have one lock. Don't use the darkness to roll a fit. There's Minx. Nice job. Oh my god, I'm done. I'm done, guys. Oh, this is the worst. Well, it's cut up, dude. No grill. There's no grill. Hit in a hole. Suck. Oh, what the heck was that? I have no idea. I'm gonna have to play for like about an hour. He's humping the table. Yeah, that's how you shake it off. This is where Taylor Swift got the, um... Ah, whatever. I'm done with stupid jokes. Oh my goodness. It's not in the video mode game. I'm not close. Why am I actually shooting through the video mode? Let me tell you this. You have battery? Okay. Yeah, you can, because of the debounce on this game, You can beat the crap out of the game with one good hit to shake the mist fall off the magnet Yep Come the why you mother that Gordo I found out too where you get them all in the other game and then just end your miss Start it off bud One more. That's rude. I've never seen this game match so much. The one I'm used to playing has the match set to like 2% and it never matches. It's another bug in this game. Oh well. Those of you coming at home, have the code on the screen. That's the code on the screen. Can all of you guys please tweet Williams right now, WMS Gaming, tweet them with the where's the code hashtag, please. And mention Bram Stoker's Dracula. I'm not even kidding. Do that right now. WMS Gaming, Williams, hashtag where's the code, Bram Stoker's Dracula. I was on my way to make it to like maybe a jillion points. I could have rolled the DMD, but no. What the? I seen that almost all of this game. The range camp on the German East Point is 9.9 billion. Jeez. My best core runner was a 4.3 and I didn't get a name. Sharks, hit something. Nope. Eee! Oh my god! It was something, you moody. Game is scary. They'll send some extra points in a minute. Game is very friendly though. Aw, thank you, Gakarmi. Let's be conservative and say half a jillion. Whoa, I almost, like, did flip on that there. Uh, Mage, we're going to be playing Stargazer next week. It's sitting over here. It's still behind us, but we're going to play it next week. Probably should have moved it over so you guys could, like, talk to you guys. Just tease you with it. What the frick? What the frick, Batman? Get! Oh, too clean. Oh my god. Hello? That got me in trouble last time. How dare you dare to go to the moon as Mary? Thank you. Oh, hell yeah, James. Please, holler at these assholes immediately. And also maybe mention the danger getting rid of your bonus thing at the end of the game. Immediately. Oh, what happened there? Honestly, I will take an updated round if they're willing. This is ridiculous. Putting up the big scores tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, we are. Brett's going to go anger poop or whatever. Oh, please. Okay. Okay. Here comes that cat. Oh, I freaking... Oh, God. That's fine. Try a chat so you can get in here. Hold on. I'm going to try a quick chat here real quick. I just want to see if I can do this. I got to get the ball in the flipper, though. All right. Here we go. Chat C in lane. Holy crap. No rolling chances. I'm trying. I'm gonna get this. Shit. Chats have got to do that. I was practicing chats. Oh, there it is, folks. But if you If you shaft it, it's like way too clean. Yeah, this game likes to go over and out. Rolling shafts, rolling shafts. Oh, it doesn't work. I did one. Let's see if I can get one more. Rolling shafts. Almost. I almost hurt myself. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh! I mean, that went pretty good. Ugh. That hurt. Yeah. What LEDs on the machine will probably fix the GI issue? Eh, maybe. Also, I think if I crank this up just a little bit more. Yeah. I'd probably at least put them in the inlays in front of the sun glass. I play this all the time at work. Ours doesn't have lightning flippers though. Oh man, then you're not playing Dredd. This game is a punisher. Um, did you win? I win. You win. Uh, yeah folks, I want to make sure WMS Gaming knows what's going on. How dare they release products without finished code. Where the frick is the rolling... That was cute. That was easy the way I can make the rest of the box. Ricochet. Ricochet off of something. The ecstasy. Backhand? Okay. I'll take it. Oh yes. And it is done. Oh, Dracula, if you're just... Bombs? Oh, yeah. We must find him. We must find him. And destroy him utterly. Alright, now we need to get it up the ramp. I love that laugh so much, dude. The Concentrating Islam Machine Scam. Leave a message after the beep. Yes! Alright, let's get some ballerinas. How many ballerinas can you get? Yes, I love you! Oh, so close. It's me. Don't go in there. What the? Did you see that? That's a weird mistake. The Renegade! Thanks for the follow, buddy. Amphi-dance! Amphi-dance! Hello, Amphi! Good to see you. Mr. Blit, yes, we are playing the good old VIP. Alright. Oh my goodness. I deserve a journey map. Both. Doesn't matter if Williams has the rights. They made this card, they need to fix it. JK, I love this game. Come on. That was nice of you. Ball of right, indeed. Wow. Some trades are good, some trades are better. Planetary pinball first round. I'm going to go with the first round. I really like the ball to go down that. DJ, what's up with you? Oh my god. The machine that has only seen a week on screen. Yeah, this game has seen the fewest hours on stream. Well, I take that back. Simpsons, Dead at East, has never been on stream, but it probably never will. What are the major errors in the stream? If you danger when the ball is draining, you don't get your bonus. You can start a video mode when you lighten this ball so that your multiball drains. What's another good bug? The tilting. Yeah, you're going down the drain. Yeah. I guess not having settings for the mystery hole. Yes. Very, very nice of you. And then it wasn't very nice of you. Too related math. Are you guys literally tweeting that? Because I love you guys so much. You see this up and over garbage? That's why you can't check the timeline on this thing, because it freaking hates humans. Oh, secrets! I like secrets. Yeah, this was kind of before they were putting a bunch of settings in the game, so that's kind of... There's a lot of games that don't have a lot of settings in this one. Yeah. Getaway doesn't just launch it all. All in the hole! Oh my life. Oh no. What ball is this, two? Oh, I'm gonna frickin'... Yeah, Mr. Blick, this game has a lot of awesome callbacks. Shiz, what's up, buddy? That one killer guy is back. You need to curl the sash. I don't want to look like those ding-dong hipsters and dildos walking around, although I'm pretty sure I look like that right now. I was dumb. BSD, dude, that's so good. That is so good. I love you guys so much. Fat Horse, what's up, buddy? I've got to ask, what's your favorite table? I'd have to say Stargazer. It's got a good feel to it. I like to shoot that game. Big ACDC fan, Metallica. A lot of the newer Sterns have actually been hitting the mark, which is pretty cool. World Cup. We only have games we love here. We have like a Twilight Zone. Maybe not Daddy Simpson. That's an accident. Fall into the hole please. Fall in hole. Oh my god you suck. Oh my god you suck. Is this fine? Oh I love you. Oh my god. Yeah, Simpsons Pinball Party is one of the best games currently. Yeah, Simpsons Pinball Party is super awesome. Simpsons Data East. Just no. Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty old stupid game. Alright, that's coming back right? You mean 20. Everybody find a hole. Yeah, that's not a real machine, dude. Oh, my God. Everything's gone. Everything's gone. I got no 20s. And then Gary Oldman laughs at you because you suck at pinball. Thanks, Gary. Hashtag Gary Oldman sucks. Hashtag Bram Stoker's Dracula. Gary Oldman's like the best actor. He's amazing. Yeah, there's a fix for the garage bar in Citizens. I think there's like a better coil they put in or something. Kid Crystal! What's up, buddy? Yeah, Stern Orbiter went to the gym. Yeah, direct kill to my ball. And then move to the line, no wall. Yes, I'm looking at this all the way to... No January. Alright. No, we're not gonna do this in stick around too long either. I get a lot of weird looks with these characters on each tree. I'm glad I can't go there now. Alright, I'm gonna come back. Why do you flipper to the ground, Squirt? I just flippin' down salt plums. No shit, I'm right there with you man, I love Gary Oldman. What the heck is a million? That's the worst thing I've ever done I think. No, the eight million before that I think was probably the... That felt worst. Oh, okay. Like I didn't even get a moment's walk back. The double drain? That was the double drain of like just flicking the ball in their face. Zero million! Zero million! All right, here we go guys. This is where we put up the one billion dollars. Just kidding. We're probably gonna get like thirty million apiece. Cause that's how we roll. I had no idea why this game was being played. Well, it's cracked. Alright, on the fly. Peeew! Oh, you son of a... Get out of my life! What? No it is not. Okay I can't seem to keep the ball alive here folks. I like it, I like it. 32 is good. Hell yeah. Anything is good folks. Anything on ball one is good. Ball Anything on ball one is good. Ball away. Drop catch. Woo! 16 million is okay. It's not incredible. Are you flipping kidding me? Son of a... This game is hurting my back, folks. Yeah, man, this table is incredible, folks. It's TwitchCon notification. It's annoying. Yeah, it keeps going off. I'm going to TwitchCon. Oh, by the way, if any of you are going to TwitchCon, I will be there. I'm not giving any presentations or anything I tried talking to some people about it but I don't think I'm going to do it because they are maxed out but I might find a place local to let me borrow a pinball machine and drag it to the conference and play it for a little bit alright here we go ya mama drop Why? Why? What are you shooting at? Oh my god, my life. Now I want to go to SwitchCon. Go to SwitchCon. It's going to be great. I'll be there. I'll be handing out diapers. Get the house. House rules. Oh, why have I done that? Oh, please. You are a man of good taste. Oh, you son of a... Can we get a... Can you... Can you wipe the um... Thank you. That was great. I'll get that back. Please. Yeah, baby. Well, that's all I get. That was fun. Oh ho ho! Get fresh, dude. Okay, calm it down for a second. So that was a crappy missed multiball, but I only need a few more ramps to light it again. All they're going to do is lick your face. What the hell are we talking about? What are we talking about? I am the monster that breathing men would kill. Oh, the air... Don't hit anything. I love it. God, you suck so much. Holy crap. Murderer! Bring Quidditch. Bring your own... Herdback equals old man. Get out of here. That was very stupid. I am the monster. The breathing man. What does that mean? So, uh... Skater Dive, the guy that programmed Cactus King Continued, hollered at me to come play his game up in Wisconsin, but I haven't had a chance to make my way up there yet, but I totally want to. Get up. Yeah, I'm still going to play real-life pinball this weekend. You should man real-life pinball is where it's at It's currently where it's at. Oh my god my life's over Oh there's only both of you, okay How much did the check from Mark's table cost? Killer Guy's probably a lot of money. Yeah, I think they're like 80 or something like that like 8G or something like that. You were talking 7 or 8 maybe, to... Not cheap. No? Hold tight and see if they make rebates. And then it'll still be that expensive. Come on, wait a minute. No! Emulated on my computer. I am the last of my kind. Oh, that wasn't pretty. I am Blackwing. You son of a... I'm not sure what's happening right now, but it's not good. Wailing, doinking, solid gold. There's a shot. There's a shot. Alright, I try to get into the rightmost hole. Whoa, don't count as switches. Alright folks, um, but This game is baaaaah. I don't even understand what I just did there. But, um, I'm killing it, I'm assuming. Please light Mist. Dammit. Please light Mist. Dammit. Please light Mist. Dammit. Please light Mist. You are three shots away. From Myst? Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. You need game's-grade heat. It just depends on what you wanna, what you wanna deal with. Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! Alright. Where's the bongo, kid? Ultra-sweeters. He'll be back, man. That's right. Alright, I'm gonna go ahead and play. Oh, I'm gonna grab it. I'm gonna grab it. Alright. Alright. I'm gonna go ahead and play. I'm gonna grab it. I'm gonna grab it. I'm gonna grab it. I'll be back, man. I'll be back. She's getting at it. And she has a name. It's Andrea. Oh, he's done with it. Get... out of here. Ravioli, Radical is a super fun game. Get in that frickin' lock! Looks like you missed multiball. Har har har. Oh, that was so stupid. Why'd I do that? Yeah. Yeet. I had a chance for 20. All for sooner. So you know, Andrea, were you a member of our stream back when Laura came on a lot? She's on vacation now, but she'll be back. Or Crystal? There's also a ladies' night happening soon. I just need to collaborate with Crystal on getting that going. Time to save paychecks. New studio, plus Attack From Mars equals a hell of a man cave. Agreed. Alright, here we go kids. All the money. Yeah, it's been a half hour and this is crap. You're already calling it crap. Um, guys. The rage tilt. Oh crap, do you guys remember back when I had a rage counter? What game was that for? It was like a percentage-based like rage counter I had going on. I think Fishtail's a harder game than this. until you don't see it. Oh my goodness. Only classy, awesome women are set here. Exactly. Body slugger, exactly. Including myself. What the heck was that? Alright. Ramp? How few days ago did you make up the thing? Why am I still really on that every time? The ramp? Yeah. Stop! My brain can't fathom where it is. Oh boy. Son of a... That won't kill a guy. If I swung by where I'm not, I'd play around with Twilight. We only want the games that we're showcasing to be played because it gets really loud in here. It's more than one game being played. But hit me up on Facebook and we'll work out when we can get in here. Oh god! I hate Thank you. Damn. All that Doinkin is actually gonna give me a shot for some 30s hopefully. All dad Doinkin. Oh what the heck I hit it perfectly. Come on. That was a skill shot. Oh my. Oh my. I'm trying to see if this is what I want to see. You don't want to see something dead. You don't. I'm telling you, you don't. I don't, you don't, nobody does. Ooh, nice. This pin is based on the movie, Fizz. What the heck was that? This is not the way through this. This is the way through this. Gotta go ramp. Ramp route. That's not what I wanted though. Three shots away. You gotta be kidding me. Thank you. I like how you just fairly text me when it comes off. Why did you have it fixed? You're never going to stream it? Because we needed the game for the tournament. That one killer guy, this is an underground lair beneath the skyscrapers of Chicago. We are deep underground. The light you see behind me is stimulator so that people don't lose their mind. Much like Resident Evil, the movie. They're very aggressive. Oh, my God. I'm done. I think I'm going to go into those targets now. That did not go well. Oh, my God. Hey, everybody. Ultra Shooter, we won't know who won until we type in all the scores because we did the tournament in a very unique way, which involves us now looking at everyone's handwriting and trying to decipher what numbers they wrote down. Oh. Making late at my own. You don't know what's happening until it's like all three balls are like out. Yeah. Because it's hard to read what the ball save is doing on this machine, because this thing's constantly feeding balls. We're under the island, exactly. Guys, lost references. They're not lost on me. Nailed it. And by nailed it I mean, crap, I'm done. Oh, that was too late. I thought I had that. Well, it's only vault two. Just gotta go back around and kill it. Can I get a real answer? I don't think I can hit that. It's honestly just a warehouse building as much as it is I own, er, operate my own. So I have quite the deficit here. Nailed it. Didn't look like it, but I did. Can I get the freaking ball? You... Oh my god, dude. That is frustrating. What the... That cleanest chest. Oh my god. There's a still gas. Alright, let's try to hit ten ramps. You are sick, Ricky. This is ridiculous. Why is he killing me so much? Come on. Stop. Thank you. I'm burning up. Oh, God. When is KissPin stopping by for a visit? That is a great question, folks. You should all... Okay, here's another thing you should tweet. Everyone tweet at Sting and ask when Deadflip is getting a Kiss machine. You won? Obviously. Um, everyone tweet at KISS and ask them when Deadflip is getting... Or, I guess tweet at Stern and ask him when Deadflip's getting KISS machine. Stern is watching us. Be nice and they'll send one. Don't be nice! Be aggressive! Alright, load it up. Welcome to my home. Thank you. It would be nice if we both had a good game. Uh, yup. I want to steal like a 500 versus a 502 or something. Okay, well that ball's gone. Ooh. Oh god. Mom's turd. A monster? Are you saying mom's turd? Oh please. Nailed it. Okay. Too much trust. Oh god, too much... You are a mortal, after all. Sir, she is... Rita, please. Yay, I got a flip this time. Oh, that one guy. So, we have a Radical, a Walking Dead, a Gottlieb Hotshot, Stargazer, World Cup Soccer, Metallica, Twilight Zone, ACDC Premium, Simpsons Data East, and Tron Legacy. I got a ping pong tip. Why, every time, like the third shot of the rant, it's always like, way to the hell off. There are no limits, who's tired? Yeah, yeah, hit the face. Keep it alive. He's gonna give me a heart attack. Can he do it though? I want a pity. I want a pity. officially the 50th haha 7-pack switches 8 million good thing it ain't alright ping pong ball oh man we gotta string some string some ping pong What did I do? Kick out's the worst. Whoa. Got it. All right, backhand you'll lock. I am the last of my kind. Let try the menu Oh he stunned North Star will you ever stream Simpsons Data E If there enough interest we stream it Is your Twilight a remake or original? There's only originals. Yeah. There are no remakes of Twilight Zone. Yeah, sweet. I did that on purpose. I did it on purpose. Dean Stimons, Mothra's Lumbiri? Okay. John Cena pinball was here a few weeks ago. Oh, I got pins. Look it up on, look it up in YouTube. Go to the DeadFlip YouTube page and look up the WrestleMania pinball team. Stern dropped one off about a month or two ago. Oh my goodness. That was really dumb. All right. I'm getting everything set up here. You're getting ready then. I did not want to do that. That could have been the worst possible thing I could have done. Starting it? Starting the coffin. Pop it down. Oh, God. Guess what? This is the worst. All right. Now what? I think I'm going to take a pop shot at the old castle target. All right. I think I'm going to take a pop shot at the old castle target. Nice. You did it. Oh my god, that was beautiful. It's still beautiful. You son of a... The ball is actually through the pebble. Alright, we got two lots for the castle. Mists is lit. Coffin is lit. Everything is ready to go. You could see a huge ball here, folks. Of course, something is going to go horribly wrong. And, you know, that's pinball. That's pinball. There is no mist. All right. That was it. That was it. It started counting down your bones like your brain. That's what's happening. Oh, my goodness. Okay. Don't start this BS. Oh, my God. No. No, you... Oh my god, no. Alright, I only need six ramps. I want to let this cast a lot of time off, though. Because that would be dumb. Um, should I? Do it. Nope, it timed out anyway. Oh my goodness. Get those dirties. Well, you're doing better than I am. And you shook your butt. I didn't have any more. I had 8 million. Still 8 million. That's my score. There are no limits. To sidewalks. Nailed it. Oh my god. Yeah, that's probably a bad idea. Just because I'm going to hit six cramps in Kaupen multiball, hopefully for a cancel multiball. So, that's pretty ill-advised. Get out of here! Buffy! I got him! You take the good, you take the bad, you mix it up and then you have a stupid game. It's crap. Okay, I think I'm gonna just cash out this stupid coffin and hope things happen. Like a house fall would be... no house falls would be nice, though, personally. Now we ramp out and hope to get the message in. This multivolt sues us. Oh my god, dude, what is happening right now? Okay. God, dude, what is happening right now? Okay. Oh, no! Oh, right. Okay. Ten glorious. Okay. What is happening right now? Alright. Okay, that's where it's supposed to be. So, this will lock a ball, or not. Trying to get the three on the other. Nice. Ooh! I'm getting really upset right now, game. Ugh. I don't know about this, though. could have been like 10 times. Oh, North Star, that's awesome dude. Oh, look at that, another cross. First machine. Alright, Janet East Simpson's is just a bit of a one-circ pony. So I don't know that it would be interesting for people to watch on the screen. Oh, there's a second bass too. That would have been really nice during the first one. You son of a... Oh my God. That's so... Get up that frickin' ramp! Oh yeah, that's my 8th. Don't kill him. Don't frickin'... thinking about killing me. So I really bet. Alright, folks. Here's what I need. I need to get that mist, get this coffin, and soak up the 20s. Soak up the 20s. Why did you do that? Why did you do any of this? Why are you still... Oh, I love you so much. I love you so much. Mother! I'm getting bit. I'm getting bit. Bring the ball back. Bring the ball back. You! Son of a... Drink. I don't need to give a shit. It had... Oh my fucking God. I don't even care. Drink it. How does that happen? Where's the code? Oh my god dude, that is infuriating. Jada, thank you for the donate kit. The rage meter set. It's only day one. Williams! Where's the cow, buddy? Get on it. This game sucks the life out of you, Cap, huh? Oh jeez. Nice. Well, I feel like I'm starting to get dialed into this game of shenanigans. Lack of beer danger. Oh! You guys were good. Whoopsie daisy, that's just raining. I did not deserve to get that one. God, pity. Give me that pity. Give me that pity. 40. You son of a... You can keep us pretty decimated for doing these outbursts. I love that. Whoa, nearly. Beer in hand, always good. Always good in the world. Everything is going well right now, and it's all thanks to the lighting flippers. Lighting flippers. All the batteries are dying on the light here, folks. How much time do we have left? 15 minutes? I think we can make it. I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I make sure it's gross dad beer that no one wants to drink. Oh, Heineken, how skunky you are. 61? Not Not bad, not bad. There's Oon. Veer Snobbery, I get it. I do have to drive home tonight unfortunately, so I can't drink too much of Fancy Bear. Uh, Jafanty Bear. I'm finding bugs in machines, 20 years after they were released. No. No. Really? 3 million? Oh, that's great. Thanks for nothing. Thanks for freaking nothing. Nah, we don't have any 3-1-2. Oh my god. You get to moanin'! You get to moan! You get to moan! I don't always drink beer. Oh yes I do. Gamma, you're pissing me off for so much. Gamma, you're pissing me off for so long. Woo, that would have been fun. Rakuya! Oh, farts. Oh, nice. Got a piece of toothpick in my mouth? Nailed that shot. Okay, here we go. Ah! Oh my gosh. Cool! Trust it. There is no life in this pinball machine. It hurts the clink so hard. Ooh. Oh. Shit. I mean, DonateKid's... Shit. I mean, DonateKid's... How few days go to make up a century? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, guys, you want to see some Big Bang Bar? Yeah. Find somebody with one, and we'll work on that. Can you freaking go in the freaking hole? Ooh, tessel. What are you doing? I don't like this one bit. Get it out of the way. Smart. Get this shit out of here. Don't hit kids. I love you. There's some clean. Middle there. Oh, God, that was... Can I have that back? Yes? Are you giving it back? No, are you giving it back? No, are you giving it back? A little weird, then. You are alive. Am I alive? Alive, again. Okay, focus! You ding-dong, all your balls are gone. Ready, get set, go! No! Hey, we are cooking with some Gatolina. I have eight million bats. Just wait a minute. Two days. How you score tonight? Ball one, baby. Major, you need a pipe. Okay. I need a pipe. I did not deserve that. I don't know exactly what I was doing here. I don't think that ramp was locked on the 3. No, I think you were only on 2. Yeah, that would have been 2. Going to walk ramps up? Is there actually one that streams over? You should. An interesting, uh, interesting play. Uhhhh. I'm down, man. I am the monster. What am I doing? I like, want to get that frickin' video mode out of the way because I know it's gonna screw me. Now I don't need to because I got the lock left. So I should be able to put the ball in there. Oh my god. Oh, there's Waffle Bar. I'm only one ramp from missed. Slug it up, slug it up, slug it up, slug it up, slug it up, slug it up, slug it up, slug it up. Get in there, fucking Harley. Yeah! Oh, that works too, I guess. I wouldn't play. That's a nice round. Get up that frickin' ramp. It's getting real, real dicey. That game is a little port boats. Oh, come on. We're just in charge. I didn't get credit for it? Okay, there we go. 30. Oh, my God. Here come the 30s, kids. Hit everything. 30 millions. Can I get 130? 130, be very nice. Get up that ring. I have my balls. There's one locked in the castle. Oh my god. Screw you. That's not supposed to happen. That's my ball now. Apparently it's your ball now. Yay! You got no points. You see that? You don't even get that like 500 that you have and now I have a multiball I gotta deal with Yeah, this game got confused Dude that sucks. It didn't give you any of it. Yeah, I got seven. Oh, okay Yeah, it hit my ball. Okay, I thought you only had 75. I got scared there for a second. Take Beano and they'll be no gas. Yo, Brad's got the highest score so far. Actually, I think you got credit for your batsman. Yeah, I got my bonus. But it shouldn't have been the end of the ball. Yeah. Why? I don't know. Wave two on hardest difficulty is probably... I think it's the same. The same? Okay. Oh, just touch the top of the swing, but don't hit anything. I love you. Oh, that crap. That was way too clean. What the hell? What? The game said no. I got robbed, folks. I got El Robberino'd. There it is. Five extra minutes. Was it five minutes? No, it was four. Wow, that was insane dude. That spank was a little ridiculous. I am the god of my kind. Clean please. Thank you. So it does get harder. That's cool. I didn't know that. I'm pretty sure you quit or got fired like during the production of the scene. Just like in the story. Who? The guy with the coat. Oh yeah, that makes sense. You're saying it was both of us. Come on, dude. I'm saying you have two speed. What? We have a more bold life? Yeah. Wow. Dude, Brad's putting up the billy. How now? How? I have two capsule locks. I think one or two shots from my next miss and my coffin is open. Alright, how far am I from my next nest? I've got to be pretty close, don't I? Aww. Yikes. Alright, here we go. Half a bunch for BST, bud. There's three. Whoa. Four. And two. That was very convenient of you not to... Yeah. Holy shards. I'll take a 32 on top of that. Get in that hole right there. Oh come on. Put the rim jabs all the time. Oh my god. Almost a bill. Holy crap, that was it. Alright, let's see if I can light this on fire, kids. Nope. Alright, now that I'm scared... ... Don't give me a bonus, I don't want it. Screw your bonus! I feel like I got a billion in one of those games when I was on the cusp. Well, I got three, so... Uh, we're good for one more game. You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Alright, here comes that bill. Here comes, like, nothing, right? It was a little sound-like, but... Almost for a free cap and club. And now I can't find no ammo. Dude, that was some beautiful shooting. Hit the rim six times in a row and now I can't shoot it. Got straight up impaisled. Ain't that always the way? That was dumb. This is a week, a long time. A moment's courage to take a shot. Oops. Drop the ax. Be nice. Alright, what's happening right now? I'm getting away with murder here. Alright, Drax. See, I told you we used to get along. Get all them bots. What was that? What a cop. Don't aim, just do it. You got it right. Whoa. Two targets away. Two. Alright Have you ever seen a Billy on the Game a drag? Well, I have. A dude has got it in his name. Mr. Joe. A monkey's got it. Nailed it. There are no spoons in his bag. Well, what does that mean? There's what? There are no spoons in his bag. That's, uh, what the hell does that mean? That's not true. Every couple of us has spoons. I'm gonna find him, I'm gonna find him. Well that's not good. And now it's gone. Two butt heads. Oh yeah, right. Okay. Alright guys, check this out. Except for that part. Ooh, the Laz. Lazaroop's folks. Let's try that again. Shards! Oh, free rad. Free radical. Lumo. Dosed. Wrong hole. Oh my god. Please. Oh, you are pretty freaking sweet. Take a knee. Yeah, the way this one is playing, two and a half would be doable, but it would be pretty hard, I think. Take a knee. Two, Bill. Set. Oh, he's just free. Thank you, whatever that was. Missed the lips. Alright, let's see if you can make like tortillas. What the? What? Chopsticks. Okay, yes. Uh, high score? I let my fist, so we'll get to this. So I got bats ready. Kneen it up. Give me spitty. Nope. Bouncing around ain't going to do it. Yep. That'll do it. Oh. That was a rare one. I didn't get you after that. 37 is probably the biggest I think we've seen so far. I had a 40. Oh, you did? And then I had a 30 on top of the 97. Oh, I thought I had that. Yo girl, I had that. Clean. Chute. Clean. Real dookie. Man, I got my reel missed. This food is a Matrix reference. Oh, come on. There is no spoon. There is no ball in Pinball. Nice. Fortunately, I didn't start with anything I didn't want to. Sorry. Yeah, that would have been fun. Oh, you start. Boom. Hey, Park, do you have enough money? haha what the heck was that? uh, isn't it? get that ramp right there I am the monster the breathing man this side this side cause now I got ten ramps ahead of me And there's a little... Video mode. Nope. No. There's a little bit of drop target error there. I am Dracula. Dracula. If you take the blue pill, how did our magic girl get delivered? Well, magic girl actually is a flipping machine. I just want to take both pills and see what happens. Yeah, why's that a thing? Wait, take the red pill, so that's your only way. Take the blue pill, play Kimball forever. Take both and you go into a toilet. Son of a... This is getting ugly. Chopping away at these rants, slowly but surely. That save turned into a tilt. That was a big move if that tilted you, man. Alright guys, here we go. This is ball three. And, um, I'm ready. I'm ready. In the words of SpongeBob, I'm ready. So you're saying you could backhand this? Backhand what? Yeah, you... yeah. That? I wasn't able to do it on the screen. Oh, you couldn't have just fell in? Ten! Give me ball back, please. I'll take shitty drinks for a hundred. I'm not playing with the knife! Cran-zy! Cran-zy! Cran-zy! Cran-zy! You are the love of my life! Alive! Again! You're okay! Yeah, that's not good. What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? Behold my 20 million. Please? Come on, dude. And they take away your double fat. Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! God, help me out. God, this is the best thing in this time. Internet. This freaking game. I take back wanting to play this all week. Thank you for coming. Thanks for all the donations, the subscriptions, the follows. You guys are incredible. We do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central. We're going to be playing Bram Stoker's Dracula all week. If the game is able to make it all week without me chopping it into firewood. Thanks to Brad for coming out. My man. I'm Jack Danger. And I am leaving now because this game has pissed me off. Bye, guys. Go play some pinball. I love you. I fell asleep. Thanks, guys. Good night. Go play some pinball. This freaking game. Weapon, don't fall asleep next time, dude. You say I'm boring you? Chop, chop. Guys, watch Bowen's toot on GSD and see flippers and the huge score. What do you mean, see the flippers? He also played like three or four extra balls in that game. Yeah, he has extra balls on, and he has Mystery Award on, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, it was set up pretty well. It was the popular ones. You get, like, it's on, but it doesn't mean anything. Don't they have, like, custom rounds on there or something? Yeah, you get 500,000 points for Mystery. That's it. All right, guys. Have a good night. Love you.