Let's see if this even fricking works because Switch is being a nut. Tell me what you want. Tell me what you want. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. . . . . . Are you kidding me? The taste of Canada. Stay tuned, folks. More World Cup. Yeah, it's going to be fun, folks. Give me a minute. I'll be back to turn the cameras on. Just sit tight. In the meantime, I'll just let you listen to the sounds of the game. Get ready for the big match! Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Man, Twitch is having some problemos today. So they got hacked and they forced everybody to reset everything about their Twitch. Their QTs, all their third party things that are attached to anything, all their passwords. It took me like half an hour to track everything down. TNG outlings are too damn brutal. Yes, they are, Waspinator. Is this my party? Um, yeah. Oh, sure. Uh, how does your boy know to come in? Uh, I told him the address. Okay. I told him the code and stuff. You told him the secret code? Oh, to dial up. You don't even know the code to get in. Wait, why is that black? Why is that dark? It shouldn't be dark at all. Oh geez. Bonk it. Oh yeah, come on up to the third floor man. What's up internet? How the hell is everyone doing? Crystal's here. Hey. What's up? And I got bare feet. And she's got a bird eye foot. Where is the en baton? Oh my god. God, you're reverberating. What, taking your shoes off? Yeah. Okay. Okay. I don't know if you're blooper rating. You want to take a new shoe though? Yeah. Okay. Okay. I can get behind that. Um. Right here? Yeah. Hey, John. Yeah, I'm Dad. Check. Ask me for a... Come on in. It's World Cup today. It's what? World Cup. I love World Cup. You're going to love this World Cup. I promise. For your information, season 4 of Pinball Arcade on Xbox now is viable and playable. Hell yeah, committed. That's awesome. Should I do that? No, I'm doing this because my feet, my shoes are wet. He's like, I don't know. I don't want to get into your floor. What? No, dude. See, that'll take a few times. We're completely okay. Completely okay. We are live. Cool. Yeah, I've wanted to meet you a couple times. Oh, right. I've wanted to meet you a couple times. Whatever awful things you can muster. Ten seconds. You want to play it? Give me a second. Sorry. No, it's all good. Yeah, it's Xbox One. Oh, that's awesome. The Crystal Fan Club in the house. Hey, what's up? Oh, yeah. Sorry, I didn't know we were, like, squashed with music. She's pretty loud. The Twitch also Twitch also Killed all of the Announcement emails That go out So Tell your friends Lone Goat Yeah man We're gonna play some World Cup And this is the Sexiest World Cup Machine that I've ever played on And If you are In Chicago Or nearby Stop on by Play some World Cup This thing has Like color changing LEDs in all the right places. It has regular GI and LEDs. And it just, he did it right. What's GI? Global Illumination. Just like the overall reason the whole play field's lit. Oh, yeah. So if you play, like, Dracula, it's a very dark game. It's because that game has little to no GI in that thing. There's no gastrointestinal. Right. So, like, you see how this is lit up underneath World Cup? Oh, yeah. That's GI. You know, any of the lights in the orbits over there, That's GI. Jada, thanks for the house, man. I'm surprised. Those Farsight guys are so freaking lazy and rude. Oh, wait. What are you talking about, ArcCore? Did you catch her stream last week? There's something else. Oh, you know, I'm sure they got a lot on their plate trying to get that Pimble Arcade stuff out, man. Especially dealing with all the Kickstarters they have to deal with. Because that stuff is not fun. Is there a weird smell coming in through? I'm over it. I love weird smells. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Plus Pinball. Today is a special treat because we're playing World Cup Soccer, and this World Cup Soccer is one that Nick, the gentleman you'll see shortly, traded his Ironman for. But not only did he trade his Ironman for this, but he also got a chunk of change and some free tech service on the machines we have here. This is the sexiest World Cup. It's beautiful. It plays great. There's not a damn thing wrong with it. It's clean. It's just purdy. So we're going to be playing World Cup soccer all week. Crystal Gemmick is here. Yep. From Hills Bells Trudy, the team that is sponsored by Delilah's. Are you also on Hills Bells? I am. Right on. That's Thomas. Thomas? Thomas. That's Thomas. I'm Jack Danger. Nick Campbell will be joining us shortly. We're battling them tonight for... Wait. Hugs. For hugs, I guess. Yeah, that makes sense. We're playing at our home base, Emporium and Worker Park. It's going to be a fun battle. These are some good kids who know how to play. $1.75, what's up? So didn't Nick already have a World Cup soccer? No, committed. Actually, this game was on loan, and then we decided we didn't want it to go anywhere. So it's now here forever. It's here forever. So we're just going to switch cameras over and get a little practice in, and then let's hear where we go from there. Because there may be more people showing up. I'm not even certain. So if I click this thing, is that the button you click? Oh, God. Dissolve. I never know. We've got to make the cameras all pretty. Man. Twitch goes down and everything freaking falls apart. I'm telling you. It's out of control. The... Like, everything down to just, like, my follower crap. So I know when new people follow and stuff like that. All of it just broke. D&D? Nope, that's top. God, I'm stupid. So stupid. You all right, Crystal? You already bored? Mm-hmm. I'm sorry. Okay. You're a long-haired pimp. I'm a long-haired crystal. I know. We'll get through it. We'll get through it, buddy. That's a nice looking table. Yeah, I'm telling you, man. This is a sexy, sexy beast. All right, let's see. What's the shirt's off, Crystal? Switch hacks. What switch hacks? You mean, oh, yeah, right. The helmet. That's disgusting. Nice. The crappiest thing about our home bar right now is the one machine we know we can use to anybody on, they got rid of. What's that? It's a PC. Why the hell would they do that? Thank you, brother. Oh, our boy. Whistle, you got a fan club, buddy. Don't look, it's degrading. Is it really? No, it's not degrading. Oh, thank you. Thank you. All right. So tell us where you hail from, brother. Uh, I'm up from Logan Square. Ooh, good. Yeah. I also used to live in Logan. I recently moved to Avenue. Nice. Where's up from Logan, I mean? I'm like pretty far west, I guess. So like almost to Pulaski? Like, uh, what are we stopping, Hamlin? Uh, just, just, um... Gil? You know, this big street. Yeah, no, just like Eric Ridgeway, which is one block east of Hamlin. So yeah, so like right by the park there. Yeah, right on. Yeah, we used to live in Hamlin, and it was hard to convince the people we lived in Logan Square. Yeah, but Quest is a little higher. I think so. If you look at the map, like the old school community area map, Quest is the frightening kind of place. Yeah. I'm over it. It kind of sounds like the name of the team that Zach Morris was playing against. Yeah, he did. Okay. He's had it all night. So, Aramis is blowing his, um, clearly, load, if you will. He's doing great. He's killing. Don't you really want the devil man? Uh, yeah, why? Well, you were just saying, like, who should be... Well, no, 8th piece is the game that we know that, I don't care who steps up with that against me, I'm gonna put up a day anyway. 2-43, my man, nicely done. I'll take it, it says. Have you not even played before? I just had a fourth play that. That might have been me. Crystal winner, Crystalism. I love the whole thing. Oh, penalty kick, 30 million, here we go, on the fly, give it to me. I swear to God, he's not a part of it. Not a part of it? Oh, my God. I posted a list of the people associated with it, but not the voiceovers, no. So, Jane, did you reset the tilt counter and all that stuff? Why can I not hit that frickin' ring? Oh, my God. Let's just keep hitting the same. Yeah, I get it. It's on purpose now. Oh, my Atlanta. Hit! Oh! Something. I'm hitting all the joint targets. Okay. That ran. Right there. Come on, buddy. There you go. Love you. Switch and switch. Switch, switch, and switch. Got it here. Oh! Dude! Don't! Okay. Oh, my God. He's got a bird! All right, so how are we going to do this? Goal, ramp. That didn't work. Let me clear just to be sure. There we go. Hey, I forgot who said it, can't scroll through chat, but thanks for the tip on PBAS4, who's working. Goodbye at Pinball Arcade Season 4. All of all I got for a multable, and it's called multable, right? Multable. Let's go. Yeah. $30 million. Come on, early. Early. Oh. Too early. It's a little late. Flock! And it switches over to the 50-50. Yeah! Crystal has her do-rag on. She's straight thuggin' on that face. That's true commitment. Alright, so you're locked with Freddie Ward. Let's show her those 15 and 30s. No! You could have let that back. Okay. Okay, calm down. Cold November dream. What the hell is going on, dude? Yo, dog. Yo, dog. Hey, dog. Yo, dog. Hey, dog. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Crystal, you got it. And, go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh, that's what I want. All right, get it in that lock shot here. You know that, right? Oh. That's what it is. Here's your money. Come on. I'll give you a drink. All right? Come on, take it. Oh, that was perfect. Yeah. Well, here's the deal. Huh? I was waiting for you. And remember, that shot is both forehandable and backhandable. The TV tap? Yep. He never got to that backhanded light on purpose. The NBA Cam voice guy is so good for pinball. This is true. Oh, he made it awesome, man. Yeah, keep, uh... You can start keeping records on what our tilts are versus what we have for the week, and then you're off to it. I think that makes a lot of sense. So that the next time we go to play Metallica, we know that we don't want to get 30 tilts, which was pretty remarkable, I have to say. Get in there. Again, with the same freaking target. I could have sworn I hit that. I can see it. Alright, Crystal. Yellow and Goat, that scoop, the TV scoop on this game is one of the, I think, one of the hardest shots you've been involved with, personally. Well, that's one of our... ...personally. Okay, that's... Keep going. Thank you. No, no, no. Did you see my MPA? I'm right behind the one-handed blind guy. Aw, cold. Listen, man, at least you're right. That's all that matters. Who else in this chat can say the ranks, huh? That is power! That is! Yeah. Yeah, totally, Colt. Your IFP ranking, man. I'll have to check that out. What is it, like 14,000? Uh, you're like nine or ten thousand. What I'm doing is, I'm upgrading some hardware, so we'll have all that security. Nice. It's concert rally. Darn it. I love the promo to the machine. You're a big banger! Main next to the... ...to the... ...to the... Yeah, that's a Papadoo. I need to call him, actually, because I want to get him here while we're streaming. This is... ...really perfect. I love when his voice cracks. Goal! Booyah, shotgun! Oh, get in there! That ain't gonna do it. You know, this is a voice track in the Adrenal, folks. I'm almost sure there's like, higher than Great Britain. You know, like, the next season. This is definitely going to be something. Not never, but like, not compared to Great Britain. Well, Germany's the, they have the, the grand... Hula. Yeah. Do I have everyone yet? I need Robert Blakeman. Oh, you're up to Germany. I am up to Germany? Cool. That's it. So... No! Oh, crap! Frick you! Oh my god. I made it all the way to Germany and then it drained like a jerk. No. Okay. I'll take that score. I'll take it. Lift the goal and hit the goal. Great. Yes. Thank you. Get. Let's go. Okay. Alright, let's start traveling the world here. What do you got over there, Crystal? Um, Lone Goat? Lone Goat says. I'm cool. 49. I'm pretty symbolic. Here to hit when you need to. When it isn't lit, it's 12 to nullify. Okay, now I'm like charging all over myself. Wouldn't it be funny if he actually spoke like this? Like, I'm going to school! Awwww! Oh man, that felt, uh, great. You're gonna make him out. He's too embarrassed to play me now. My bill. Paying the bills. Pinball, Bill, give me a pinball. Okay, well now that you're all warmed up. Queen City Pinball. What's up, guys? Good to see you, buddy. Good to see you, buddy. Um, okay. Let's do 2-1-0. Meaning, you become the first. You become the second. You become the first. Yes, definitely. I don't know. So, I will start us off. Then, Chris, no, Thomas. Yep. And then, Crystal. Alright, let me write down the score. We have burritos here. We're running down. So we got Jack, we got... ...Floris, Ray, and Thomas. Can I offer Thomas a beer? You can offer Thomas... Uh, we have highball? Yes, I'll take it. Highball for what? Uh, I think that's it. Whatever's on the bottom. We've got like two of those, I think. Sorry, man. We're fancy every day. The champagne and beers. What more can we ask? It's not effing soccer. It's football. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. You're right. Not in the U.S. Not in the U.S. It's in Atlanta. We already have a football here in the U.S. We don't need two of them. All right. Let's get this party started. Well that sucked. That also sucked! There we go. Magma save did not save. So how did Magma save... I still think that I'm just curious about Magma save. If the ball's not traveling at light speed, and it's anywhere near here, it'll grab the ball. But, I've had a 50-50 split of that staving my ass, or screwing me by grabbing it and whipping it. Oh, really? I'm not good enough with the Mag-a-save, so like... I can just watch it with spray down, like, oh, Mag-a-save! There it goes. And then on all the other machines I've played, I'm like, oh, I wish I had a VR. Mag-a-save, where is it? You're saying that our American football should be called arm ball, and that football... Pis-Handball Handball Pig gitti Hand-pick- prototype It's not a ball either, they should call it Hand Egg Hand Egg Oh my gosh Good scrambled egg Furgure- dots Did you get the trick before going into gold? Uh, gold was my last pick. Oh! Uh oh. What happened? Also, Crystal, be careful. There may be nails sticking out. I have a very terrible, gross, disgusting habit. Chewing. Better than smoking. Well, some might say no. Ooh! Nothing's happening. What a thump! He's got to put the butt into it. Goldie's doing his job! Goldie doing his job! Alright, I think you can trust this device though. Oh, it's a little dirty. Oh, F you! My man. Penalty? I can't believe I... Yellow card. So, um, I can't believe I didn't tilt, to be honest. Because I had it on. I think I got to. I heard him say yellow, yellow card. Beer and Sasquilla. No, we're talking. What up, Tri-Town, Uncle Carney, my man. How you doing, man? I'm doing good. I'm doing good. What up, Tri-Town? Uncle Carmy, my man. How you doing, man? Uncle Carmy. Uncle Carmy, you're coming to the PNW, aren't you? That's one of your attention-gathering halls. Alright, now we're just shooting at nothing here. Okay. Peace. Lock is lit, my man. What I also want? Yes! Holy jeez, man. How are you doing this to me? I'm giving some free... Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Oh, get in there. Trying to trick you by rattling it up. He says, when are you coming out? June 9th. June 9th. How do you relight the kickback? I believe it's the... there's two targets on the sides, right next to the saucers here. So there's a... right there it says light corner kickback. There's like an orange target right underneath here that you have to hit. I believe you have to hit this one. You have to light the rollover here and then hit that one. Same thing as we light the bag this thing. You roll over this and then hit that target. You have to roll over this and hit that? Yeah. Oh, no shit. I mean, it's timed. Yeah, you got a couple seconds to... Well, there you go. James Knight is great Carl Weathers. It's big! Go Browns! James Knight Jack I been thinking about the license plate thing How about Gorgar Gorgar pretty cool I think I might get Pinbot though Crystal doesn't like anything fun. She's making faces right now. That old lady and I hate all things fun. 50. 50. 50. That's a goal. I love when he comes back. Goalie. Jackpot would be better. Yeah, that's true. J-A-K-B-L-E. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Sure. So you really like to kickback by taking a dangerous shot that can go down the outline. That is very... That's exactly right. Say it with the magma state. Double danger. E-B-L-E-G-R. Just a little later on. Okay. Just a little. Alright. Shake it off. Shake it off. Crystal and Kurt from Soraya. Okay, well, there's a riot. Zigzag! Oh baby, yeah we got that. Thanks for the welcome. Breathe. Yeah. Baby. Oh no! Nice kill. I'll get it on there and uh... Oh, you did it! Ding dong did it! Ding dong did it. No? You're fine, you're fine, you're fine. Hold that, let it stop. Go over there. Or something. Go over there for something. How do you light the lock? You have to hit the ramp once, and then it opens up for the lock, and then when it hits, you do it again. opens up for the lock and then via hit, you hit it again. I think ramps are how you like the lock. Yeah, you gotta get the ramps, you gotta get all the estes. You gotta get the, um... The spirit, stamina, strength. Yeah, and then the lock. Does going up a ramp give you, like... It is. Yeah, that's right. That's why it's good. That's why it's good. Uh, so... It's a good opportunity to get through, too. Yeah. Aw, F you, man. We need to go on that scoop when final draw is lit so that we can get a multiple. Missed it. I called that one. Are you freaky? Is it like a treehouse or girls' house? Somebody at my clubhouse just bought one as well. You've got like a five-minute worth of e-mail from me or something. They can email you. Somebody at my clubhouse just bought one as well. You've got like a fun number with an E-man on here. The E-man one. You think E-man... Alright. Alright. It's a weird little miracle spot. Oh! Alright, Crystal, listen. You pay attention. Alright, Crystal's gotta relax. Fun fact, when people put games, they don't have real portholes. Wow! That's awesome, Crystal. That's really cool. Uh, water polo. What the fuck are you doing? Yeah, I guess that flips a bit of a... Clubhouse? Clubhouse. We are missing... We're two pins down, so we both have pins to donate. Okay. We got a free kick. Okay. Like arenas. You want a ramp arena. I hear people saying arena. Is that an arena? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, my. Shut up, Vince. Nobody asked you, Vince. That's it. You're in control of the ball. Come on. Crystal. All right. So I guess the order remains this p.m. Crystal ran to the bathroom. Um, possibly. Excellent work, sir. Alright, let's get back to this. So folks, here's what I shoot for right out of the gate if you don't know anything about this game. Plunge it, it doesn't matter on your first ball what you get here, but whenever that goalie's moving, you want to hit him, get it past him as soon as possible. Uh, it's not counting down or anything, but that's free money just hitting on the board that you don't want to lose. Um, other than that, this game's all about ramping out. If TV Awards ever lit, get it in there for a nice little thing. Since we have this in tournament mode, all of our, what is it, striker awards go in a specific order. So the first one is penalty kick, which means you have the goalie stays to the far left, and you have a timed shot to get $30 million if you can get it fast enough. The next one's like goals. The one after that is I have no idea. So let's go for goal. Nailed it. Oh, good. Up a ramp. Up a ramp again. Oh my gosh, it bounced. Crazy like. Uh, let's post pass here if we can. Oh, that didn't work. A little harder. I'm going to screw that. No post pass. Let's do it. Good. Nick Campbell. Hey, how you doing? How are you doing? Good to see you fellas. What's coming, man? Is this the battle? Yeah, we've begun, but it's never too late. Put me in. I thought you were going to grab me in the right. I'm not here, right? What's the, how are we doing the battle? We're going to do just three, two, one. You see the line? If that's alright. Tooling me? That was your ball though. Sorry. Nope. Does Gavin still have that Demoman? Dirty Jake, he sure does. If you want to buy it, give him a holler. I think it's on the case right now. I think all of Gavin's here. Oh, too late! I'm a magazine! Oh, that was a good time for it too! It was perfect! Just roll. Gentle arc. You and me, World Cup. You and me. Might kill you. Let's go! Win it all! Win it all! We'll wait. I'm going to go get the ball. I'm going to go get the ball. I'm going to go get the ball. I'm going to go get the ball. I'm going to go get the ball. Oh wait. What do you think about this damn most difficult to play? The mod is perfect for the Ruin Box. It's a tough to play. There isn't a damn thing wrong with this. I don't know. I'm doing the wrong thing. You definitely might need to move now. It's too good? Should I speed it up a little bit? I think we're gonna have to get to like the normal path to start liking the play-throughs. That's it. That's the last move. Alright. You gotta carve from the clipper to the ramp so the ball finds its way. I think what we do is we get the lightning clippers for this game. No! No! Why would you do that? They're supposed to have lightning clippers on them. Because it came that way. And we're gonna start making some death clip lightning clippers. On top of the regular clippers we're also gonna come out with some EM clippers. Lightning clippers are a fateful moment. They're small, so we have to clean them as well. It changes the shot. Tiltzilla! Yep. I'm in the market for one. Do you have a website or something like that? Dirty J, look up Gavin's Game Service on Facebook. Gavin's Game Service. Gavin's Game Service. Gavin's Game Service. They're not sponsored by Gavin's Game Service. What do I get? What do we get? Yeah! Come on, baby! 30 mil. Put her on a chair. Push her out of the way. Nick, my very first game on this today. Yeah. I had a bill two or something. My man! On one multiball, I made it all the way through. Past Germany. All the way to Germany? Pass. Whatever's past Germany. Pass your money. Pass your money. Oh, Cooey, my man! Holy crap! Cooey with the codes! Oh, what it is, it's you're holding it, the ball is coming this way, you're locking it down with some air. It may not do anything, but I believe it does. I do not believe it, yeah. You know that thing traveling that fast is creating some sort of wind gust. Damn it. Look at this. Just do the... Tell me you're not feeling it. I feel it. I legitimately cried all day Sunday to write a song. My girl came home, she was like, how'd the song go? And I was like, oh, man. It was bad. I didn't have a microphone. I had a hot beat. But I didn't have a microphone. So we just used things in a room that I missed. Oh, it was so good. Take, uh, the OCD sound system, sort of, uh, yeah. Do you freeze it? I'm a few finger on it, man. But FL Studio would have been the way to go. Is that everybody out? Everybody out. Well, did you see that, uh, that footage of Keith Owen at, uh, at Top of, playing Adam? He just, everything just leaves. Oh, really? Also on the Tilt forums, Bowen's keeping track of everyone's worst scores. Like scores that you've legitimately tried to play with in real tournaments that you did terrible on. You guys pretty much are sponsored by Gavin. It's much like all of our other sponsors, they give us games to play and we show them off. Works out pretty well. We have no sponsors, but we have all the sponsors. Wait, what? All the suckers like me. Mom? And then all the other suckers roll off. Right, yeah. What have I done? Alright, pop it over. Nope. Nice. Stop. What? Stop it from rolling off. rolling off. You did not. Oh, God, why? This is you? Not Circus Voltaire. Oh, Crystal I have a little problem so you can put a king out of your canvas. And they're my favorite! I like this. Oh, you waited too fast. You know like, I like the two-dome R2 I've got like two-dome R2 and I have two-dome R2 and I have two-dome R2 You just wait. Give me that canvas! The canvas! The canvas! I don't know what they do. What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing? Hey, Lord. Hey, Lord. Hey, Lord. Hey, Lord. Lordy lordy. Lordy? I went to yesterday's Christmas diner. Yes, yes. Big Gun. I love Big Gun. That was a place you didn't even go. You go for the multibar or you just go for the up top stuff all day? I play up top all day, but I get the multibar if I get bored normally. I ain't trying to give nothing away, but we'll play in the studio. No, it's real stupid. What? We'll probably go there. I just missed you. You were there right before me. Manny filled me in. That was fun. Fun that I missed it. Got it! Lord Squeak, this whole Twitch thing is a big thing. It took me about half an hour to get everything set back up. I had to switch off the screen key, get all my following crap switched over. Someone hacked Twitch. And they shut it down before everything got too crazy, but some people's information got compromised. Not ours. Oh, the butt move! That's the one where he drags his butt across the floor! The butt move. You see that? Yeah. Go get that butt loop. It's real weird. Is he a dog? Cause if so that's weird. Yeah he's a dog. Oh baby that's good. He's a striker. That's good. He's a striker's hideout. John Papadiuk also has. Oh watch watch watch. Oh! John Papadiuk also has the original goalie that was on the prototype. Oh come on! It's the maid and he had it. Oh my god. It's the maid and he had it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. and he had like one of them that didn't get destroyed, but it was originally Stryker that was there. But the World Cup Federation came back and they were like, Stryker is not old, Stryker is a good type. You know? It's a change that's a perfect fit, so you gotta put it on hold. That's awesome. Nice! I'll judge it! Here we go, the two great butt dot enemies, World Cup Soccer and WrestleMania. I agree. WrestleMania is up there for me though. I'm just a butt animation. Yeah, Baywatches. But that's not like a dot animation. The butt animation for the bonus countdown on Baywatch? Where she's just sort of... Oh my god. That's ridiculous. Who proved that? Yeah, why isn't there a curling pinball machine? Oh my god. Oh my god. I used to go watch Curly tournaments when I was in Canada for... Curly? Like the three students? Like the sweeping ice because it's dirty. Oh, Curly! Curly is fascinating. That's cool. I got really into it in the Vancouver Olympics. Oh yeah, ACDC has a butt animation too. A whole lot of Rosie, right? Or is it a single night long? No, it's a whole lot of Rosie. Yeah. The whole night long is like a chick's been out of the car. That's right. Oh, God! I think we're going to get rid of him within two years. Yeah, yeah! He's a girl. They were just like, screaming. So, once upon a... Once upon a time... Once... Once upon a time, not too long ago, a danger like myself had this problem. Here we go. What the hell was that? What the hell was that? Chopstickin'. Like a pro! Oh, sorry Canada. Sorry Cam. The guy is a wall. Hey! Howdy, Macon! Hey! This might be like number two. Her like voice. Oh yeah. Or number one. Got it. Keep the ball, I have a whole bucket full. Mom! Mom! Mom, look, where are you? Oh, my mom's birthday today. Happy birthday, mom. Aww, happy birthday, my love. You did great, my man. What? You ready? Oh, I'm making you. Yeah, my mom succeeded. Thanks, dude. Thanks, you did. I did, really. I did. Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Mom. The only time I've ever thanked my mom for anything. I'm glad you did. For me, I love you. You had sex for me, Mom. I appreciate it. Happy Birthday Mom. Happy Birthday Mom. I'm pretty sure she has her stuff. No, she can do it. She's really good at appreciating things. It's pretty cool. Yeah. I have a fortune just. I thank the moms. I thank the moms. I thank the moms. Everything works on this one, dude! We're gonna get the monster! Imagine if Metallica re-voiced World Cup. Get outta here. Get outta here! And thus begins the Tilt of the Week. Jaden, you got that? Yeah, man, you can't figure all Julia out in one second, dude. He's so sexy, dude. He's so sexy. Were there any original voice acting for that? Yeah, he recorded it for a second. That was sick. I don't know, maybe. I thought he... I don't know if I came off the set in the most. I think they just attempted to... There's a lot of ball-related stuff in the movie, so I guess that's how it comes down to it. Careful. Yes, careful. No, no, the touch- What movie are you watching? I don't think we're talking about the same load. One of my favorite memories was when I was setting up the first and second and I had actually freaked out and I was like, damn it! Lock it, lock it, lock it! Oh, I thought I had one. I need to keep control of it. You might want to put it on. I have to add Nick to it. Oh, shoot! Nick. Did it. I came just in time. Hello! Alright, so who won? The free game goes to... Player two? Uh, I got first. Yeah. Thomas got second? Uh, you got second. Okay. Alright, third. Thomas, Terry, Crystal, fourth. Alright, this isn't confusing at all. Alright, here we go. Alright, here we go. Pearson, what's up buddy? What? What? Get up there! Don't do it. Won't it do it on the jump? I don't know. I think it does on the multiball. It did it when I had a multiball and I just come out of everything and do it myself. Yeah. Whoa. Hard. Wiggle, wiggle! Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Wiggle. Hyah! This is the way we roll. That's the best, yo. Learn to play Pimbaloo. Hiyah! In the words of Steve Ritchie, play better. Aw, that's so serious. Timball247365. Thanks for the follow, buddy. Timball247365. We're going to be playing World Cup all week. You followed the right stream. The tail buffers. Oh yeah, you got that. Wait, Didn't you have like purple in your hair earlier or something? Blue? Green? It was blue and now it's painted green. The hell am I shooting for here? What are you doing? Oh, come on. You're a fool. No, I'm not. Yeah, yeah! Are you a fool? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew it. Shit. I got you. You lose in the switch, uh, shooting privileges. Yeah. They fucking, I tested it. 24 hours. Yeah. I'm gonna go home and play with you. I'm just a tramp, I'm gonna play with you. Peace. Peace. I can see, I can see, uh, Gary's trying to do a voiceover for this. Oh, that's good! What's the deal with this goalkeeper? We can't get in there. No, boy! Yeah, exactly. Or Bobcat, you can say. Ah, cool. Thanks, man. Yeah. My man! Wait, him on 247-365. Who are you, and how do you know our speaker? Who are you? We never say that. I'm not saying my name. I'm saying my name. My name. Mime and Cheats. Mime and Cheats. Wait, unless you're Mime and Cheats, then I love you. I just couldn't be better. I love you. What is the Lord? Every week since this failed, last December 3rd, there has been a game malfunction every week since Cheats. Wow. What was the metallic? The... Oh, a light fell out of it. And then we'll last it. The beep happened. I cracked the out loud for you. I, uh... I, uh... I, uh... Who said you? I, uh... What? UltraJets? I got ZeroJets. Oh yeah, the sound went out. Yes, uh, I laughed. Bounce it! Bounce it! Hit the ball! Boy that's cool! We took a little bit of everything off of Metallica. We were elbows deep in that thing. F***ing smart! Like a hog in a ship. Oh hit it! Man, that goldie's doing his job. What? He didn't make it in. He went to Stargate. Ha! Or they're streaking you from Bleach Academy. Ooh, see, his bobcat gold wave would be a great play. That's what I said! Alright. You just said it! Hit it! Don't go back there! Are you okay, Nick? He hit the key gamer. What's up, buddy? I just wanted to hit it. I know. Oh, is this me? Crap, I got a donk ball here. Oh, right. What? Hashbrowns on the back. Hashbrowns? Hashbrowns. Hashbrowns. Hashtag hashbrowns. Oh, draw a round. Hashtag hashbrowns. Get a little shot. I'm paying you, girl. Here you go. Mom? No! Get! Baby in the crowd? Get! What have you done? Alright, we're done. We're done, we're done, stop it, calm down. Look at this goalie, look at this goalie. Get out of my way, get out of my way. Falkira, man. What the? It's like in real soccer. Off the soccer ball. Off the soccer ball. Side rubber. I'm going to tip the TV more. Oooh. Two more. Oh boy! Call your mama, sleepover's over. Oh gosh. Let's watch that boy again. Ding dong it over. What the... What the... You got way to go! Man, your outfit is gonna be low on air. Yeah. Well this is your band. What the... You need to erase all the good stuff from yesterday. This is the best stuff. That's right, yeah. What a slide! I gotta get this. Stop sucking. Stop being bad. You did, buddy. They get washed once every two weeks. Spirit? Yes, they probably do. Do you walk all the time? Yeah, there's always one step. Who's tank is that? What do you tell me about those tanks? Uh, nothing. There's water in them. If you make a movie title sequence, we will see you that. There's Liam Neeson submarine in them. That one? Yeah. Pretty felt naked. They decided to make it look like it was falling from the bottom of the Oswald. It's cool. What does that propose to be? Uh huh. He's kidding. Now it's all a pleasure! You're cool. Ready for our next one? Oh, shoot. One joke. Yeah, we got one joke. Thank you, Thomas. That's what we're supposed to do, right? You're the boy. Thank you, Thomas. Aw. You can't shake the mouth. Come on! Don't breathe. What's your name? I don't know. Like a prize I guess. No. No. My name is Winkerman. Winkerman. Whoa. You can tell that's Gav. That's better. Hmm. I hope. Did you turn the fish tank into a fish tank? I trusted it too much. But that's what you're supposed to do when you're playing a first round. Too much trust, folks. Too much trust. Ugh! I can't believe it. Whoa. Okay. I can't believe it. Rule 59 in pinball. Once you get bumper Jeff Max, you get zero hits. It's true, man. When you finally line everything up, that's when the magnets turn on in the dreams. There we go. That's good. We're mulled off. It looks like attention lock. Attention lock? Oh man. Who did that? I did. Eat me buddy, World Cup. Right? I love you World Cup, is that right? Give me uh, 80 million to beat me. 8-0? Nailed it. I'll get it, crowd. Nailed it! Uh oh. Here he goes. Alright, screw you, goalie. You were kissing me off! Yeah! Block him, buddy! That's what I'm saying! Block him, boys! Why is this goalie doing his job? It's funny you don't have an ultra goalie to actually make a pass. Goalie tendering. Yeah, is he goalie tendering? Is that illegal? Tendering? He's goalie tendering. What the hell did I just shoot for? Give! Ahhh! Mime and Ultra Jets. Yeah, he should jump. Please don't! Freak! Freak did it. Give me zero. Zero freaking Jets. My life. Oh! Come on! Low-loaded! Low-loaded! Nope. Who? Show voting. This is, yeah, this is okay. We call it eat not air sir Air sir What the rule number of number that big points is never big points Yeah no kidding Big points Two hundred and fifty for us. Pinball? I got this really great cup. I'm chicken tangerine. I pulled a Timothy, like, tennis ball. And it's really sad story about the Chinese. I think it was a firm diner. Oh, it's so great. It's sad, but it's great. I love sad. Do you want to? That's kind of exactly how it sounds, actually. Oh, man. All right. One of my favorite lines is like we're sitting outlawing a 10-mile machine. Really? Okay. For weeks, they were probably, you know, starving. I'm pulling out the banjo I saved for mine. It's going to be sad. I'm gonna play a Cowboys game. Oh, that turned into a huge hit. 0 seconds left. Live my life. Life involved. Good ball, brother. Wasn't enough. It wasn't enough? Dude, you got a huge hole. I got this guys. Crystal, hey. Huh? Believe. Believe in your stuff. God. Okay that's Canadian. Well I can change. Oh, uh, just one? Just one meatball? Just one? Just one. Yeah man. I checked the code, I saw. More Bando! More Bando! Pinball 247-3- Ah! Come on you! Oh, if I did like a Pucco, I could do that on a catapult. Ah! Oh! And then like blowing arrows through the red. Oh, come on! Oh no! Prestle, Prestle, you're your magnet! You could have hit. Oh, you were coming back. I think I got the first successful Thomas Jackson. Thomas Jackson. Oh, you did it? I got it. Actually, it doesn't work. I mean, it works. It always works. It always... But you've got yourself naked for that. It got the first successful Thomas Jackson. You got so naked for that. It got the same effect. No, Jack did it, didn't he? Oh, that's true, yeah, I forgot about the roller. He did that cool thing. Aw, he said it was cool, thanks dude. Come on, Crystal, don't lose to Nick. Alright, uh, Thomas, you start us off, brother. Throw us all in. Hey guys, can you please let me introduce you to a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... Oh, I like Canadian bacon and sauerkraut. ... Not words? What? What would America be? What would USA be? Oh! Why isn't that Italy? ... Oh, can we get like, uh, the bagel pizzas? Can I put them on there? Yeah! There you go. This is gonna be ultimate pizza. What if they chop up hot dogs? That would be a very good idea. Chop up hot dogs. Is this pretty? Yeah. I'm down. You're dead! Don't be racist. Hey, is Murray watching today? I'm doing a ballet for him right now. Good Murray. He loved that. He might stop by tonight. Yeah, we said you were coming and she like, farted. Literally. Literally. Screw your age. Gross. Two to each minute. America equals hamburger. That couldn't have gone any worse, actually. That's open. I didn't even hit him. I hit like the black... Hit the chair. I'm going to do a copy of that. I'm going to do a copy of that. I'm going to do a copy of that. Two! Paul, this would be for the American Cup. Come on! Have you seen any of that? Oh, God. Go, go, go, go, go! You can't put it on the board. Dude, you faulted. It was $3.00! No! Okay. I've got a ball Dave! Thank you! You did it boy child! Seven! Seven! Seven! I'll put my foot in it! Oh! I can do those too! Can you do the wall fight too? No. You do it while someone's yelling. Drop? Do it like that. Come up? No, you just gotta lift your feet up so that the burpee's turning into a squirt. Yes! Finally! That was cute. I'm gonna do my worst burpee burp. Thank you. I'm trying to reduce the amount of like, cold burpee volume noises. You talking about like, carp? Carp is not even a burpee. Oh, cold and vertiginous, right, I wish I could get some guns off. My muscles. Oh, that's a lot. That was dumb. I put all my money in the pinball machine. You're rainbowing. You're high-holed at the end of that rainbow. 1.25. Your score is better than all the rest of mine. Thomas! He's nine-point high. That was his not-so-long year-through. I recommend you look at the, uh, the, uh, the little cave at the... ...Tubestakes tournament. Tubestakes tournament? Yeah, that's pretty... You should, you should... Tubestakes tournament. Hahaha! Oh, wait. What the hell is a Tubestakes? I was like, wow, you like Tubestakes? You must really like football? Um, yeah, that's awesome. Welcome, welcome to the... ...nightmare. Yeah, I've been enjoying the Monday night... Nightmare? Nightmare, right, yeah. There we go. Well, I hope you guys had fun playing this tonight. I'm gonna have plenty of time. Crystal and Jack need a tilt so all four can have one to their name. That's true. Sweet! Everyone's dead now! Oh, ho, ho, friends! How did he make that stadium? Straight down? Oh, good. That was good. He's good at that thing. This one goes out to my boy, Brad Zac Stark. Yeah. Send me a new world. Send me a new world. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Send me a new world. Oh, my God. Send me a new world. Send me a new world. My man. Send me a new world. Team Christmas. The PSP. PSP. Team Christmas. The heart is going to happen. Is that all straight down the merge? Straight down the merge. Straight down the model. Let's see. What is it? I don't know. You already got a couple of split-two-bones. Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? With split-two-bones? I don't know. You know. You know. You know. I don't see it. You know what we want? It's split-two-bones. We don't want the one with the three-two-bones. We want the one with the three-two-bones. Oh, I told you. I told you. I told you. Whoa. Chopstick. Wow! Toots in my bones! Toots in my bones! It's not getting close. That was like, five points. Come on. Toots, come on! Toots, come on! Toots, come on! Toots, come on! No. Are you going to get seven-seven? What's in the eight-seven-seven number? Uh, it's um... What? Oh, 8, 6, 7, 5, 3 on the end. What is that? That's his mom. Yeah. Uh... I'm not his mom. He's my Jenny. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Oh, you know pop culture. I wish that I was in the movie. I have. I have. Here. There we go. 3, 2, 1, GO! Thank you. Welcome to Dad Bonus. I'm your host, Dad Danger. Dance the man. Dance the man. Sharks. Where's the Magna City's at? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Are you just going the fucking hole? Don't make the kid. Sounds like you just take their results and number qualify them, and then cut right out their limits, and just hold that. Separate them. Put them in a binder. Separate them. Get over here. And another one with their app sets, I don't know, blah blah blah. So it seems like you qualify the same as any other tournament. Because you had tickets in the end, which you are left with. Yeah. And at the end, you get a list of all the women. It was the first game played on Playmax by a woman who was talented in both the Women's tournament and the Main tournament. That way we were using three machines and it still counted as the main one. Yeah, just give us a list of all the women that played Pinball. And... Me and Jess. Right, there you go. The Logan League has a pretty decent team. Actually, the whole league has a lot of them. Yeah. They're not the most, like, movement friendly. Yeah. Yeah. And then Stern is about to put out a low melody. Then we're off the races. And everybody's... Everybody's streaming, streaming! Straight in, straight in! Alright, get the middle, get the jackpot. Nice! Pardon me, back on quick. Welcome back. Jim, by the way, Jaden's done it. I can't so much for this panel, I'm gonna get hit by a flexi-hastag. Keep dressed up! Shit! Not enough, folks. Not enough. Just hit the big score. Hit the big score. Oh, God. Get in there. That's a list-up. That's the list of other tongue-in-cheek? Yeah. Okay, I got mine. Also, um, the Pace dugout team is, uh, mostly... There's a lot of them. There's so many. No, look, I think the one guy in the video is just the super-hungry bird. Wow! Yeah. And, uh, Paul? Come on! Oh, get out of there! My new wise stance, you love it. You do? Yep. There you go. One. That's because last week's weekly and DBS had an all-winning final 30-money players. You got two. Hey, there's more than one in your manager, bro. Just 1%, I think. Oh, really? I thought it was double. Good. There's not much. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. There's not... Really? You think that would be so awesome if you were twice as big as Men in this room? To the moment we all... I have a shirt. No. Oh, God. Sad. The views expressed by Reticon do not reflect... Oh, that'll get the ball. Oh, touch the spinner. Touch it. Cool. To come back and play on. Thank you. You know what to do, right? I'm on my toes. Alright, so here's what you do. No, I'm not! Shoot off. You know what to do. Hell yeah! The winner of the turnover. Wait a second. Pinball4753-55, I think I know who you are. Who are you? Are you a woman? Yeah, I think I'm a woman. Really? No. I think it might be Molly. Monk? No, pinball. Molly Monk. Oh crap! Is Molly Monk? Where's Molly Monk? That'd be great. I don't think that's true. Jack, you meant to be nervous saying that Molly's the last track. She's like, this is Molly, Christmas do me terrible, I'll take her in the book. I'm such a fanboy, I'm so dumb. Oh, I love that sound. She's a teen. The promised land of the brave. Alright, you want that Scoop-a-Doo? It's super early, dude. John Scoop-a-Doo. John Scoop-a-Doo. What am I doing? You're playing the piano. You know, I was wondering, like, J-pop went by J-pop and not the Duke. You know? Duke sounds cooler than J-pop. Look! I can't even move! Oh! Oh! Where are you getting all these kickbacks from? Dude, you blew it up though. I got Banner. Alright, so what are we looking at here? It goes Nick, Ooh, Crystal, you might have taken second on that. I was close. There you go. She got third. She got third. So, wait, who did first? Nick, me, Seven, Nick, and me. Brad's taking your spot there, J.D. Crystal. All right, Crystal's on the board, kids. So, Brad takes Jack's spot. You're right, Jack. You do know who I am, but I swear to you, secrecy. I think you're Jeremy Piven. Oh, you're right. You're a friend of mine. Really? Brad takes your spot in the game. At whatever points you get, you're going to be the best. I'm going to be the best. And whatever points you get, you also get. Did he make that up? You're like on a team now. But you're waxed. So, no, that's a vote. Yeah. Yeah. On your right of way! Here we go! Here... Nope! Wait, unless... unless... Can someone get frickin' Ryan Adams in the cat? I'm tired of this shit. No, no, no. Don't make a kid. Matt DeMarco. Matt DeMarco. Who's Matt DeMarco? Mack. Macklemore? No, Mackle. He's the one with the haircut. Oh, he's the one with the haircut! No, he doesn't really cut hair. Oh, Mackle DeMarco. Matt DeMarco. No, Matt DeMarco. No, DeMarco, she's played with us before. Yeah, Erica DeMarco. Erica DeMarco. Right, Mackle. Yeah. He does. He has that. That's good. Oh man. Who the hell are you talking about? Macklemore DeMarco. We're all lost. Macklemore DeMarco. Pinball? He's the guy that goes by that weird nickname. Macklemore DeMarco, see? Lone Goat knows. Macklemore DeMarco. Macklemore DeMarco? I don't know what to say. Can I come over to mine? The first two pictures are... I still literally have no idea who that is. Why didn't you make it? I was making music. Hey, remember what I was doing? What do you think of my bonobo? You have a bonobo. I'm the bonobo. Name a string of song that he's done. I'm a biker, right? You probably get the hint right there. It's friends! No, I'm thinking my favorite background. Max DeMarco. My two-inch headphones. I think he was a beach footballer. Oh, he was a beach gamer. I'm sorry, dude. I'm brutal. I'm so over that guy. Did he play one of our golf courses? I can't answer your question. He played golf. He played golf. But not a golf course. But not a golf course. It's like an alternative, like, to the golf course. Is it like ant music? Yeah. Because it blows out of his horn and you don't know where it's coming from. All over you. Just let it wash over you. Keep the screens clean, so here we go. Maclamarco Marco is the lead singer of Disembodio. There you go. This is awesome. Oh, did he make these graphics? I didn't know this. Oh, he's got that frickin' uh, he can't go through our drills. Oh god. Is he like, totally Michael? I can't hear the heat. I'll make a mix. You probably haven't heard of that. I'll make you a mix, you can be a pretty mic-sensitive. You're not gonna be a mic-sensitive. Wait, PSP Gamer, is it true that balls drain in reverse order in Australia? Is that a thing? That was fine! First place! Is that a phone call? You can't fake steak! You can't fake steak, this is what I heard. But you can ask any frickin', like, go to Chicago Diner, they're pretty good at that. Yeah, but I bet you if you took like a real, like a steak van instead of that, people would go, those are way better than the steak. Well no, the steak they're faking is like a well done steak. If you want like, like I eat steak, like rare or medium man, then that's not something you're gonna eat. If I'm gonna eat meat, I'm gonna eat duck. You're gonna eat duck? Yeah. It's good. Better than steak. Have I had one? Funhouse has two plungers though. Yes, there's one on the left, but there's one on the right. Sweatin' it. So does Guns N' Roses. So does... So does... Uh... So does... So does other games. So does... So does... So does... So does... So does... So does... So does... Some of those other games. Oh, um, frickin' Roadshow. Frickin' Roadshow. Start. Load up, man. I'm gonna. Right here. That's not a... Wait, how do you do it after every action? Did I mind that? That's not a pinball. This is a pinball. Aww, I got it in that stupid hole. I'm over it. Okay, you can. Uh, you're allowed to play this, man. Don't let it... None of this like dot in whatever the first season is called. Oh, first season. Lessons are wrong, people. Is that better than meat? What the fuck? Team Crystal. You're so good, I want to turn into a crystal. No! I'm back. This is the album too by Max and Marco. He will be playing with Torque here tonight. No shit! Uncle Kermie is literally sitting on Google typing all of our words in and then one question comes in. Have you met Uncle Kermie in the great door set I own? I've never met Uncle Kermie. I just know Stan and his statewide team and that's his hotel. Any friend of Stan's from the front of our... Any friend of Stan's is... dot dot dot. Can you keep the vermin? Ok, one shot, one shot, one shot, one shot. Let's call him a leaker. Oh, Hunky Tart. Yo, I was looking at the cartoons from Dan when you were younger, and since I, like, Like, kindergarten first grade grade is pretty good. What is her name? Jason Special? Jason Special, yeah. The man who's here in the green. Jason Special. The dude? Yeah. Jeremy. Jeremy. Jeremy. Jeremy. And, uh, what was his name? Randy. Randy. Yeah, uh, crap. I have no idea. Jason Special. Randy. What is his name? Uh, Charles. Charles. And Sam was your name in special. Yeah. He was a puppet. He was a puppet. He was a puppet! That was a very mixed medium. Also, uh, Elephant... wait, what was it called? Elephant Show. Oh yeah! Yeah, I don't know that stuff. Oh, that's not in life. Uncle Kermit said he'd be here in July before Pemberton. Did you got him? Mm-hmm. And we'll all be going to ReplayFX! Wait, are we allowed to- Ah, dude, the only thing we can do is get a boot. Ah, fuck it! Where is ReplayFX? Um, that's in, uh... It's like Boys Only stuff. Really? No, it's not Boys Only Christmas stuff. It's in Pinkfri- It's in Pinkfri- It's in Pinkfri- It's in Pinkfri- It's in Pinkfri- It's in Pinkfri- It's in Pinkfri- It's in Pinkfri- It's in Pinkfri- I'll make my own stupid... ...tomato claw. I know! You're literally doing that. Oh my god, that's so weird. PFPGamer, I know that you guys have a UK expo that I'm definitely going to try to head out to. But that's not until at least September. But how far is that? I thought I had one. You're final draft right now. I'll be. You have to get DC out. Lock. Okay. Not mine. I'm going to pick the lock. But I thought I had one, I think. You can take it. PSP Gamer, yeah, there's a pinball, look it up, there's a UK Pinball Expo. Expo. Uh... It's hard to find a money... ...fitting one. Cherry Warrior turned me on to a tier familiar with this. Birth for the Zord! Maybe it's a new mod. Are you counting my fingers? I'm drawing letters. Oh, okay. I have a lot of them on this desk. It's 26. Blood. And a two-stop. Alright, so, who's up? Nick? No, sorry, that's Chris. Oh yeah, please, you were the last one. I was taking it to the street a few years ago. Not really. What now? I don't know. I was trying to make it work. I love you, boy. I find that really good. That's why we have you around, buddy. Keep them kids on the edge. Not kids. Right. Never get it, never get it. Ungrown adult. Oh, it's Jay-Z! Right. Ok. Oh, Coba! The H is a B to the U. Turn the sound off, read the voice! Roco? Listen to the record, it's a rock-a-thol record. Rock-a-thol record. Now she's the motherfucking greatest! I'm throwing the knee bones. No! Alright, Nick Campbell. Yeah. What's up? How you doing? Aw man, I'm doing great. We got a great story. We got a great story. Uh, never better. Greatest game of all. No! A danger card. A danger card. Yep, yellow card. Yellow card. Yellow, yellow. Yellow. Yellow. Good shot, man. Hey, buddy. Hey, boy. Hey, buddy. Hey, boy. Hey, boy. Hey, boy. Hey, boy. No, I want it in the singer. Oh, yeah, buddy. All right. Here we go. What in the world is who, who, who? If you don't mind, I'll pay him. Go on, brother. Hold this off. Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies of the bench too. Good, Brett. James is this crazy baby, don't forget that. Why don't you put that hood up your shoulder? PSP Gamer, I'm not certain if that is the correct link. I apologize. Hey, wait. Wait, wait. How'd I do? How'd I do? See, Brett Zac Stark is coming in to bring it in. Okay. Cut Let take him out That a that a negative Nickamazon that I got Hell he kicked There a Nickamazon Nice. What is it? Flipkart. Flip the knife to you. What's your flip the knife? Flip the knife? Yeah. Hello. Hello. Alright, what do we got? I thought I had... aww I'm gonna go for the Goldman Johnny Goldman Wait, that's a new move That's a new move? Oh shit Oh shit You're never gonna lie to me about that Mannequin! Oh, yo, Magna save. I can't stream against control, I'm gone! That'll pull her right to the defense range. Rippity drop dead! Damn it! Woo! Are you taking your medicine? Oh yeah. What do you think I can tell? No, what do you got? Joke me up, Noah. So, you're in the Morgan trail. Okay, that was the worst. I remember having a man named Terry. And you laugh at him and you say, It's been Terry. Awwww! What a jerk. Bradstark, everybody. I didn't know you were going to say it, you said it yourself, but I know it. Herd! Herd and poop. Poo-poo while you're crying. Oh, man. That was good. Hey, cool, dude. That was funny. You skipped another part. There you go. I'm a pigeon. Free goal! You should buy a World Cup soccer, Ding Dong. Wherever you are, Ding Dong. I'm too loud at 30 feet when we're through, dude. Oh, you have a World Cup? I have no idea. That's what I guess I was getting at. Do you want me to clean up? Definitely. Do you want me to clean it up? Oh, you just packed these into that bag? No, I haven't played anything. That's what I mean. Besides, do you want to take the third ball away from me? That's kind of where I live. I live in that third ball. I love penalty kicks. Who are you following? That's how we're gonna... Oh no! You're following me. Okay, well... Now I really don't know. Why are you doing Terry? Terry is a girl's name. It probably has something to do with this Terry guy he made fun of. Who's Terry? And the reason that he killed someone on the basis of his death is because of his history. Yeah, I want to get a set up after this one. I want to get a set up. Oh, that's all right. You laugh at him and you say, you say, Terry's a girl name. And then you die of this Terry. Yeah, because he killed you. Oh, I know. That's not going to be it. Ah, no! Alright, that's three. Crystal now has a unique ability. So that means I love her. And I will not be on her team. I need more. You need to be here. I need to be here. I need to be here. Get a little yellow. Yellow is a lot better. Yellow is better. Yellow is better. Yeah, yeah, you can get, you can get some. Not that easy. Oh! Oh! Oh. Don't fall through my door. Alright, what's the, what's the line up here? I wonder which of these jelly bellies will taste like a bathroom jam. Why? Did you, the bathroom jam? Jack in last place. Okay. Oh, right. I still have to do that head. Wait, who's in first? Player 2, this one. Who's Player 2, Thomas? Or Nick. I think Nick was first. I can't wait. I think Nick was first. I can't wait. I've got a stream to keep going. Are we almost done? Because we've got games to do. Dude, it's only 6.30. I was Player 1. Safety 69. I was player one. Thomas was two. Wait, Benson, is that really you? No way. I don't think that's you. I don't think that's Benson. He wouldn't put Jack safety. No, he wouldn't. Jack, I'm one. Thomas is two. So it goes second place, first place. So it was Thomas, Nick, right? Who told you that? It was Thomas, Nick, Frost. Who was, who's that? Did Brad get third or fourth? Fourth. Uh-oh. All right, PSP Gamer, thanks for coming. Jack's back in. You and Brad both got zero points. I know. I put Brad's name there. I did not win. Did I? No, you got second. So Thomas is pooping right now. Jack's safety is 69. I know that's not you, buddy. Actually, I think I know who it is. That's fun. I don't know, but I like it. I'm ready. Fuck you, fuck you. We're out of love. Your beat is laggy. Sorry, Jack Safety. We haven't had a single problem unless you're just trolling me, which, judging by your name... Come on, now. Oh, you're in that one? Yep. Right. . Watch that. Don't . Get out of here. That was the worst one yet. Ken-Man? You're Ken-Man? Um... Ken-Doki! Oh, there we go. llemon He's got maximum damage slher zone My bag is gone! What's the deal with soccer? They called Magali! Let's be gone! I don't see her at all! Alright, Christmas. Alright! Stop getting him. I need someone to just let me do some VOs for a change. I mean, I'm not even sweating getting this. Some VO? Yeah, I just want to rub my body all over a pinball table. Crap, I already took the gun. Yep. That way you can say what else can't smell you. No, the ball can't fit. It's popping in your own air. I need to do some push-ups, I don't know if that was a sound or a rat, but it was a road and a pinball game. They've got sight and sound obviously. And they get the rumble so you get the touch. But the smell and taste of pinball is largely unexplored. The taste of pinball is beside the taste. But, ok, look at these three games. Do you want us to smell anything coming out of these three games? A Wrestlemania World Cup for Metallica, I certainly do. I like the oil they use on the wrestlers in Wrestlemania. Like a hot cakey loon. Or like the popcorn that you can always eat. Yeah, exactly. That face, the popcorn one. What up, Papa Swamp? Good to see you, buddy. Hey, Papa. I'm a hot dog. Hey, Papa. I'm a hot dog. That was a cute little lap hand. You're right. You're right. You got some of your points here. You didn't get a clip in. You got a chip card. And that gold? Oh, well you're running out of time. That's fine. That wasn't really... Now, I'm going to tell you, I did not know that actually turned out. I don't think there's any points there. I'll re-smell the urine. JackSafety69, no one else is having issues. I think you're trolling me. Yeah. Straight trolling. JackSafety69, what is your last name? Is it Smell? Smell? The smell of Peckfield's headband? Are you effing my biscuit right now dude? You're effing my bong baby. I'm pretty much commanding you. Thank you. Come on, Nick, what are you doing? Oh, here we go. Are you ready to play tonight? I'm ready to play. What are we playing? Big Gun. We're playing these? It's like Big Gun. All that and, and, and, and, and. Yeah, the players are going to... I used to be practicing on that yesterday. Somebody never gets named Big Gun. I had fun playing that one. Go, go, go. Oh, boy. Stop. Where? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. So, what? Alright, Passover. Ah, that's already over. Passover is a good problem. Whoa, whoa, what? Hold on, Papa Sloth. What is this? What's going on? Papa Sloth. Wait, get through to get that little of the ball. Yes, good job! If you dig a hole 6x6x6, how many cubits of dirt is in the hole? 6x6 is 12 and no 6x6 is 36. Zero pounds of dirt. Thomas is correct. Oh, zero dirt. Holy crap. Thank you so much for that donation, brother. Five freaking dollars. How much dirt is in the hole? Zero dirt. How much dirt is in the hole? Zero dirt. That's going either to Kibbs or to fix the pinball machine. We haven't decided yet. Zero dirt to her. Probably about that is correct. Next match, promo! What's the restart? I don't know what you're talking about. What? I'm definitely working on it. I tried putting it up to the jail for a little bit, but we gotta figure out how to nicely go light. No luck. It's big! Let's go! What a great multiball that was, folks. Popplestop's making it rain! Popplestop Metallica's having some phasing cheek issues right now. By the way, did you see a maze pop up above our heads? I don't know if I set that up right. Was it right here? Guys, look up here. Did you see the maze in the back? No one's here to leave the door. No one's here to leave the door. Pay a kid to fix a pinball machine, two birds with one stone. Oh, that's beautiful. The small ones are good because they can spin. Yeah, lone goats. I think you have the right idea there, buddy. Not unplugging this, you can get in there with this screwdriver and start poking around. Yeah, Twitch figured out how to, like, I guess, mute the licensed music on Metallica directly from the machine. We're good! Ooh, that was funky, wasn't it? Woo, that was a little bit floaty. How dare you. Why would I not? How dare you, dude. You're close. Yeah. Oh God, what you doing? Yay! All right, okay. 50 million, nicely done. Did you mean to shoot that hole? Yeah. I mean, I believe you. Come on! I didn't even know that hole was for an alliance. I'm so stoked. Why are you going everywhere but where I want you to go? Sorry guys. Is that me? Yeah, it's your mom. She says get off the internet, son. Oh! Mom! Did your mom name Courtney with a bunch of rabbits around her name? That's my co-worker. Jack Safety, I promise you the stream's not laggy. Are you watching it on your phone? That might be a thing. If you're richer than your parents, You might have some of the egg-in-per-gerns! Well, I'm screwed. Yep. It's gonna be May! What's gonna do? My man. Oh, give me a break, Pearson. When I say it's okay, it's okay. You ding-dong. Ding-ding-ding-ding! What are you doing? Um, I have a... Big ball, big ball. Big ball. Hey, kids. Let's catch. I'm beautiful! Alright, that was unnecessary, but... JoJo Matthews, 22! Glad that the stream is looking good! I hope we're looking good, because when I look through the camera, I can tell you, you're looking good. We can be it. That's how the internet works, right? It's like a phone call. I'm hearing your voice, you are hearing mine. I'm listening to the music! I thought he just needed to turn on his phone. Turn on, turn on. Come here! If something comes out, just double-click the audio. There we go. Jack safety. Man, you gotta change the name of this. It's kind of easy. I think that's the name. It's got a name. There's no way Jack State can recall himself Jack State, especially in 69. Twitter. How much does this look past live? Pinker. Twitter. Come watch Death Slip Cast Live. Pinker. Deadman3290. Is that your home address? Can't see it, but... There's a lady present, Deadman. Deadman? Oh, sorry, Jerry Deadman. Can you call me a fellow? I call everybody a fellow. Oh, he's 12? I don't know. It is not vernacular if he dies. Regardless of the company. Oh my deuce! I thought you were a super hard core feminist. Yeah, probably. No, I was laughing at you. No, the one piece playing around with the wires. Because it's a dickhead can of a bunch of man in it. Not like those. They would have a bottom line. It's a real good. Oh my god! What do I... Oh my god. Alright, good score, buddy. That's good. Good goal. Did I get my multiple ball? I did. Okay, okay, nice. It's not Christmas. Men and women put stuff on. Goal! Welcome to the internet, folks. Donate to kids. We're gonna try to keep a clean screen here. Bring your children. We're gonna teach them how to play pinball. Clean screen. There you go. Women! Yeah, pinball, I know you. Where's Jeremy? Fall in! Hit the ball! Oh. Cut. I was actually going to spell woman with a Y earlier. Hit the ball. Hit the ball. It's not fun to say your name, but you should You can bring your butt out here and play some pinball! 24-7, 365. Ha ha! Ha ha! Yeah. That didn't mean something, right? Ha ha! Ha ha! 4800! 55,000! Ha ha! That was good. We nailed it. Y'all know what I mean. Y'all know what I mean. Y'all know what I mean. Oh god! You know what I mean? Yeah. Look at this. That's your tilt bomb. Wait until that calms down. My tilt bomb is excited! That's one good reason to leave the keys in T-Trade. That's one good reason to leave the keys in T-Trade. You can see what the tilt bomb's doing. It's still going. I promise it's still swinging. Oh, it's still swinging. So Crystal, here's the deal. You obviously know what you're doing, but you are really close to taking these mirrors down. So, um, just whip it up. And not because I said so. Whip, whip, whip it up here. Oh, I meant to... You're fine, you're fine, you're fine. Don't feel so good about it. Woo! Woo! That was amazing. Yes! Finally! Good lord! My ma'am! My ma'am! My ma'am! Oh, shards. No! Crystal. Good. Good battle there. Look at that. Everyone's got the 400s. I'm in the 142 zone. Nailed it. Once in a lifetime? Oh, my lifetime. I'm CMO 317. Wait. Dude. CMO 317. You already followed, didn't you? Is this like a phone thing? Yeah, we have a hot shot back there, which is the four player big shop that you'll find on the Pinball Arcade. Dang it. Who are you? Yay! I'm EJ! I had to make a new account. Oh, that sucks dude, I'm sorry. Thanks for the follow. What do we got here? Other side of the door, a little door. Oh, that's the entire play field there. T-Man, Nick, Chris, Jack. T-Man. Second order. Second order. So it was Thomas, Nick, Unprecedented, like... Second order. Yeah. Nicholas, and then... So now it's not Technia. No. Throw them in. Let's go! Oh, come on! It's definitely a Centaur playfield. Oh, you got that. Oh! I let that go! Oh, Farts, you did let that go. There ain't no ball saves here. Ball saves? There is a ball save. That sounded pretty quick, I say. What is that for? Centaur. It's kind of like boxers. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's kind of like boxers. There's like a catty ball right here. And this cool little strap. And then there's these touch stand-ups like this here. That, yeah, like, you throw them in order. You get, there's usually like a tight lean right here. that you can mark balls into and it's a good set of multiple. It's fun, man. It's a fun game. But I bought it to build it into a lightbox because all the colors in the class are red. So, you know, you've got a lot of lights on it. Pretty red. I love the heartbeat. It's like Geiger. You know, I can throw it right at him. Ramp it up. That was crazy. We chopsticked it. That was super easy. I've been chopsticking. Really? The chopper is easy. I'm impressed with myself. Oh, probably, uh... What's that other chopper? The one that's been... Striker? No, Striker is 3. Yeah, Striker is 3. You've got all of them, but like, four or so of them are... Wait, is it an old, old backflip? It's old. Oh, okay. Because Striker streams are... Oh, there's also like, World Cup... Oh, World Cup streams, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, we're going to touch those, yeah. We're going to touch those. I think that might be it. We're going to touch those. Damn it. Damn it. We're going to touch those. We're going to touch those. Nice, you've done it. You've even hit every single frame in the party. You've even hit every single frame in the party. Kaboom! Kaboom? Kaboom! Kaboom! Oh, one of their phones is freaking out. That's fun. Hopefully that's off. It's off, right? First off, they're bugging me. I like that though. Those bugs are bugging me. Are you correcting the language of those using it incorrectly? Oh, uh, and... I'll take it. Penalty? All right, man. Get it in. I missed it! You're fine, you're fine. You do it. So that goalie's actually made out of some sort of weird leather. Yeah, it's like a soft plastic or something. Yeah, it's neat. Oh, what a face. Oh, you almost got megged in green. I don't trust that thing, man. No, no. Not on the bottom. One time. One time. One time. Gotta stop getting heated up, because right now, I'm pretty heated up. Don't run the loop, because I'm getting heated up. Uh oh, uh oh. The cramps, the cramps are real. SCORES! Hovering tackle! Oh man. I just, I just... The record didn't even want that ball. I don't know if I'm gonna... Oh man, sling hell. I just want it in the hole! I didn't know that! They said no. Dude, 81 million. Fuck with it. Let's go on a plank. That was half your score. One more time! YOLO. YOLO. Hey, check for a gas leak. Wait, hold on. No gas leak. So, uh, Zigzag wants to know how you light the lock. You have to complete the soccer ball or get the S's here inside the soccer ball. There it is. Team spirit. And soccer skills. Soccer. Play it. Play it. I don't want you to know this. At least you're the best soccer player. Yep, this is all soccer. I'm playing soccer right now. Are you really, though? I'm playing soccer. I'm being impressive. This is the most physical nonsense I do. That's hard. That shot is hard, man. I don't even know how to do that. Yeah. You can't go. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. You came back here, which I feel like a little strange. Like, I'm just not going to do anything bad. Boom. Boom. We're going to make a little bit of a move. Why is there, like, dumb rickety? Don't forget, dumb guys get guys.