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Space Jam | Vancouver Flip-out | Sept. 23, 2017

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TL;DR

Kaneda streams Space Jam pinball at Vancouver Flipout with gameplay, chat interaction, and rules discussion.

Summary

Long-form gameplay stream from Vancouver Flipout arcade (Sept 23, 2017) hosted by Kaneda featuring Space Jam pinball machine. Kaneda plays the game for extended session, provides rules explanation, interacts with chat and local players including Ryan (Titty Tech), discusses game mechanics and theme, and announces upcoming Dialed In stream at 5 PM Pacific. Notable technical challenge: aggressive LED/strobe lighting during jackpots causing visual discomfort for streamer and viewers.

Key Claims

  • Space Jam pinball machine at Vancouver Flipout is in exceptionally good working condition compared to other Space Jam machines

    high confidence · Kaneda directly compares this Space Jam to others he's seen, noting the bunny hole isn't 'completely drilled out' and describing it as 'Papa Duke clean'

  • Kaneda has never streamed a Multimorphic game yet but plans to coordinate with Jerry in the future

    high confidence · Kaneda explicitly states 'I have not streamed a Multimorphic game yet' and 'Jerry and I keep meaning to do that, but we never get around to it'

  • Space Jam uses LED lighting throughout (not traditional incandescents)

    high confidence · Chat and Kaneda confirm 'It's LED. Yeah. Oh, I mean the Gilligan's Island here. No, the Gilligan's Island is LED. It's LED'

  • Kaneda set a world record Q-Bert score (1.6 million points) on ball one the previous day at Vancouver Flipout

    high confidence · Kaneda states 'Blager, I have the world record on Q-Bert. Yeah. I did it on ball one yesterday' and Pinside confirms 1.6 as highest recorded

  • The Space Jam playfield has a noticeable lean/tilt to the right

    high confidence · Multiple mentions: 'Dude, Burrs, this game's leaning a lot to the right' and 'It does have a good lean going on, doesn't it?'

Notable Quotes

  • “I've never played this game in a good working order. So this game looks Papa Duke clean compared to every other Space Jam I've seen.”

    Kaneda@ 4:53 — Establishes the exceptional condition of this specific Space Jam machine relative to the installed base

  • “This might be a case of when Super Bright Valley Days is not a good idea. [The strobing is] making me sweat. I don't have epilepsy, but it's making me sweat.”

    Kaneda@ 13:16 — Critical feedback on Space Jam's LED strobe intensity during multiball/jackpots creating viewer discomfort

  • “I feel like I need a motion sickness fan to play this game.”

    Chat participant@ 16:46 — Reinforces concern about visual effects intensity affecting playability

  • “I haven't streamed any Multimorphic stuff yet. I keep... Like Jerry and I keep meaning to do that, but we never get around to it.”

    Kaneda@ 28:56 — Indicates potential future Multimorphic content collaboration but acknowledges logistical barriers

  • “Space Jam. Spell Space Jam. It literally says that.”

    Kaneda@ 42:15 — Humorous commentary on the straightforward objective-based ruleset of the game

Entities

KanedapersonRyan (Titty Tech)personTommypersonJerrypersonCameron Silver BallpersonPinball Live TimpersonSpace Jamgame

Signals

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    community_signal: Vancouver Flipout organized as multi-day event with structured streaming schedule (Space Jam session followed by Dialed In at 5 PM Pacific), indicating growing infrastructure for pinball content creation at arcade venues

    high · Kaneda states 'we gotta be done with this game by 2 o'clock' and 'at 5 o'clock this time... 5 o'clock Pacific. We're going to be going in another room over there to stream Dialed In'

  • ?

    community_signal: Active Twitch chat engagement with bit donations, subscription badges, and viewer interaction during extended gameplay session indicates strong community support for Kaneda's streaming content

    high · Multiple mentions of donations, chat participation, and Kaneda thanking supporters: 'Redcake with the 1,000 biddies for singing the whole song'

  • ?

    personnel_signal: Cameron Silver Ball (Thunderbirds designer) confirmed present at Vancouver Flipout as party attendee, indicating designer presence at arcade events for community engagement and game testing

    high · Kaneda states 'I've been partying with the dude that made Thunderbirds, and we're trying to work out a way for me to stream it soon' and describes Cameron as wearing 'the home fin shirt' with Australian accent

  • ?

    product_concern: Space Jam's LED strobe lighting system creates visual distress for both streamer and viewers, causing discomfort during jackpot sequences. Raises questions about design philosophy prioritizing visual spectacle over player experience

    high · Multiple statements: 'Is this really just gonna keep strobing like this?' 'I'm gonna frickin' seize up' 'I feel like I need a motion sickness fan to play this game' 'the lights are killing me'

  • ?

Transcript

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0:00
Alright, mic's hot boys, the mic is hot, the mic is hot. Well, I literally just went live, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:27
Get the frick out of here. All right, weed it out. Come on, it's late. Welcome to the joint. What's up, wife?
1:05
What's up, hot wife? Good to see you, bud. I'm just getting ready to tweet this crap out. Hold on. I didn't stream anything yet for a hundred dollars. No.
1:30
Come on, let's play! Yeah, we're going to play Space Jam. At least we're giving it away, church. Wow, wow.
1:47
Everybody get up, it's time to slam now. We got a real jam going now. Welcome to the Space Jam.
2:06
Dialed In
game
Thunderbirdsgame
Vancouver Flipoutevent
Multimorphiccompany
Segacompany
Kaneda's Pinball Podcastorganization

competitive_signal: Ryan (Titty Tech) is local competitor actively participating in tournament qualification at Vancouver Flipout; indicates established competitive pinball scene in Vancouver area

medium · Ryan states 'I'm trying to qualify for a job' and 'I literally come downtown just to play that game' (referring to Dialed In at home bar in tournament format)

Got it. We'll tag, let's see, we'll tag Michael Jordan. Michael B. Jordan. That's all we'll tag. Can you? Oh, yeah.
2:28
I guess Warner Brothers. Do you tag Sega? Why not? Sega. Bill Murray. I'm not seeing Bill Murray on Instagram.
2:55
Warner Brothers. Charles Barkley. Yeah, I got that. Alright, that should be enough. Alright, and share.
3:18
Oh, snap. Yeah, man. So, we gotta be done with this game by 2 o'clock. We got plenty of time. Plenty of time. I don't know what game we're gonna play after this, though. Let me just tweet this and then we're done. I had to Instagram it. Sorry. I got to do all the social medias
3:43
The job We're purple is here To battle You're going down, all right AJ Danger, Michael C. All right, never mind.
4:13
Charles, yeah, right. Charles Barkley's not on here. All right. Eh, fuck it, we're done. Tweet. Mustache is the same.
4:30
Tweet that, me. Yo, Laura, did you get that Snapchat? Wink. Okay. Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Good evening, wherever you are. Thank you for showing up. This is day two in Vancouver Flipout, here in beautiful Vancouver, Canada. And we're going to play Space Jam today. We're going to start the day off on this machine. I've never played this game in a good working order. So this game looks pretty clean compared to every other space gym I've seen. Their bunny hole doesn't look completely drilled out. So we should be good. We're going to play this for about an hour or two. Then we're going to move on to another game. So we're going to kill the stream, set up somewhere else, fire it back up. But remember, at 5 o'clock this time, what is this time zone? Pacific. All right, 5 o'clock Pacific. We're going to be going in another room over there. to stream Dialed In. First time that has been seen on the show. I don't know the game, so it's going to be fun to learn it with you guys, and then you can yell at me with stuff that you already know. So, with that being said, you love Space Jam? Think it was your first ever GC?
5:45
Dope. I've got to figure out how to stop vocal burn, because I'm like... I couldn't even talk last night. I was so screwed up. I've got to talk deeper, like down in my diaphragm. So I think we're going to go with this layout today. Depends on the game we're playing. The presentation back glass on this, where it's the curved sort of trans light with the light behind it, blows out my cameras and then you can't see the DMD. So, kind of a bummer, but this is what we're going to do. Do you know this game pretty well? I know the skill shot. Okay. He knows the skill shot, which is the basketball hoop right here. Yep. Can you folks see all this? Nothing.
6:38
So the skill shot's getting your punched ball into the basketball hoop. There's another basketball hoop back there, which you can probably see. Is this all looking pretty good? Internet, give me a thumbs up or a thumbs down. I could turn this off, too, if it makes it sexier. I guess I'll make some sex here.
7:02
Should I turn the light back on? Whatever, it doesn't matter. Okay. Michael Jordan! Pengu, what's up, baby?
7:16
Let me drop this down a little bit. There we go. Alright. It's in good condition, man. Skill shot, booyah! Oh, we missed. Okay, so, that shot right there is your locks. You can see it says lock one on the playfield. Alright, get over here, buddy. Hit that last target.
7:47
It's leaning to the right. What's that? It's leaning to the right. Oh, yeah. Is it pretty obvious? It's very obvious. All right, lock two is lit. So it looks like all you have to do is shoot into that lock area. Yeah. Yeah, wow. You've got to shoot into that lock area to light your lock, then shoot it again to get your lock. All right. Okay.
8:16
A skill shot is a basketball, which is kind of cool. Oh, that looks tough. Not that one, though. Again? Two in a row! Yo, Bronco! Yeah? You go shaking those games, baby! Yeah!
8:40
Alright, we good? We good? Actually, I'll zoom in just in time. So here's the question, does that actually do anything? Shaking it? There's a chance that I could save that. I feel like you're shaking it after it's long gone. Yeah. Yo, Matt, what's up, buddy? Nailed it. Switch. All right, so lock, just kidding. Lock, just kidding. Back in. You can easily back in this thing, it looks like.
9:17
Oh, dude, when that ball's traveling long like that, you can see it go... Hey Jack, thanks for the lucky stuff I cannot wear anywhere ever. What does that mean? Neil McRae, how you doing sexy?
9:38
Neil, how you doing stuff? No, this is Space Jam by Warner Brothers. Ah, of Sega. This is... Come on, this... Alright, my last lock is ready, and that should be multiball.
10:07
Oh, dude, Neil, frick, yeah, man, I love you, dude. Thank you so much, brother. Three-pointer. Oh my god, I'm gonna frickin' seize up.
10:21
Is this really just gonna keep strobing like this? Okay, go ahead. Oh my god. Wow. So is this like an easier approachable game versus a game for kids? It feels... It just feels like it's easier. I don't know if this is specifically geared towards children, but it is an easier pin to shoot at. Yeah, Neil, I'll send you some sexy photos with it, man. You got the mystery package? I'll put the flipper sticker on my toy. Yo, Boomer, it's not a sticker, man. If you folks got the mystery packages, those are temporary tattoos. Yo, TWP, what's up, quit.
11:06
Swing, oh, come on. Stop flashing fucking mics. Backhand, oh. Well, backhanding's not a thing. And there go all my points.
11:24
I'm on fire! Yeah! Dang! Oh, I got it anyway. I did that on purpose. There really is a... The shots actually feel pretty good on this game. I'm just not seeing a lot to do.
11:54
That's sweet, lucky you. The guys who organized it are lovely. Yeah, Tommy is amazing, man. Tommy's a great dude.
12:08
So... That Captain Ball's doing something. In yo face, is what it says. What do I shoot? Oh, do you have to do it in a row, do you think? I don't think so, but... I think I might be able to hit that. Defense!
12:39
Alright, see you, Neil. Love you, buddy. Come in TWP if you don't mind. I will, man. Oh, please. Extra ball, okay. Oh man. Stop it! I can't. I don't have epilepsy, but it's making me sweat. Right.
13:16
So this might be a case of when, like, Super Bright Valley Days is not a good idea. Right. Was that another extra ball? Oh, my God. Yeah, I think so. Ow. Give me a free game.
13:27
This your favorite game? Nice, CWP. It's going to give me a freaking aneurysm One more to light lock There you go Whoa He kicked it into the ramp What the hell Yeah Oh nice Yeah I know what you're saying man I just It really throws off your everything
14:22
I like this Looks like there should be a center post there, but it was taken out and there was a piece of scotch tape put over it. Alright, brother, we're out. Long time lurker, TWP, thanks for being here bud, I love ya. Uh, this keeps rolling. No, it is. I'm gonna repeat the six.
14:54
I have that one, so you can give it to me. Oh, that was it? You want another? Yeah. Uh, you want one?
15:14
Five. Thanks All right, I'll start us up. How are those strobes treating you internet? Now I love you more
15:43
Me you but on here All right, here we go. Now. Everything seems to be super backhandable. Including that right outling.
16:16
Everybody else is coming. Some of us. Session. Call me crazy, but I'm liking the light show. The flasher's blinded you, Bert.
16:28
Double danger. Fire. I'm doing my ideal game. No, loving danger. What's up, buddy? How you been? I feel like I need a motion sickness fan to play this game.
17:01
Double danger! Well it's good to hear that you're hanging in there buddy. Thanks for coming back then. Would you say it's brighter than AFM? Yes, it's beautiful. Yeah, it's pretty bright. It's really bright. And these aren't LEDs. No, they are. They are. It's all LEDs. Yeah. Oh, I mean the GI here. No, the GI is LED. It's LED. I don't even want to look at the fucking logo.
17:36
Yeah, Boomer, this game is making me sweat, dude. Alright, here we go Big money, no whammies Alright, light lock Rabbit hole Light lock, baby, come on One on one Shoot flesh and shots, try for a six-way combo Oh, frick Nailed it One Shit I'm Farks. Sorry for swearing.
18:20
Backhand. Just kidding. Shut up. Come on and slam. And welcome to the jam. Here. It counted. Okay. We're good.
18:45
We're good, we're good at it. You and me, we're good. Alright, well that sucked. Strobing is what makes it hard? Yeah.
19:08
Alright. Ah. We found a secret. Let's try that again. As the ball was kicking out the virtual look-pick, I just started swinging the button.
19:35
All right, well, here we go. What was it? Moving on up. Jack broke in. Thanks Vancouver. It was a pleasure breaking all of your pinball machines.
20:15
Welcome aboard Junior! Don't let it change the way you're going to handle the board! Yo, high tech, low life for 22 months in a row!
20:45
22 months in a row, high-tech, low-life. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. You are two months away from that two-year freaking sub badge, man. Thank you so much for the support. Folks, can I get some Clippers and Buds, please?
21:00
Okay. All right. Love you too, high-tech. Thank you, buddy. Again. I think we can take that down Oh come on This is one of those games where I have a really good game and I can have a great game and I can have a great game. Got him.
22:17
Oh, we got it. Boop. Here we go. The backhand is way cleaner on this. As I miss it... God, I'm an idiot.
22:47
Off to lunch. Nice. All right, we got it. Man, the Wi-Fi at this hotel is actually incredibly good. Stop, stop, stop strobing.
23:16
Oh, it strobes because I was making jackpots. Ah. I see you dude, I see you in the seat. Damn, I can't hit this damn capture ball. Hit the capture ball! Alright, we got this.
24:11
Did you see the spin on that ball? It was like... Holy crap. You know, we can't do that, but we can run and... Woo! And my buddy's a kid, so you can't really go back.
24:33
So the strobing during the... You know the strokes when you make jackpots? Yeah. So what was happening was I just kept making fucking jackpots, and I didn't know what I was doing.
24:46
Okay, we got this. Yo, Shaggins, what's up? Hey, see you up on the bridge. There you go. Famous life story. Okay, we got this. I've hurt your eyes, children. Here comes the bomb. Seconds to breathe. How you doing, bud?
25:08
It sounds like a, like a fan. Oh, that rock. All over it. Oh, my basketball kills me every time. If you ever hit it, just care on it. All right.
25:33
Is everything in focus on the play field? I think it is. Chillin', man. It is a bad game. It's in focus.
25:41
I bet it, yeah. Shoot 23 to let the weather go. Yeah. All right, give me something. I can hit the key, no problem. I can hit the key.
25:55
Right on. FJK, you're in a super cool life. What's up, Puff All Night? F you too, baby. That means friend, right? Everyone friends me.
26:13
What am I actually shooting for in this thing? You know when you're in here for a while, you don't know what's up here. I feel like...
26:26
Silent pop-up. But once you're in here, it's like, shut up. I like that hate message. Up all night. How you doing, baby?
26:38
Dude, Burrs, this game's leaning a lot. To the right. That's about it. Good to see you man. How was your rest of your night? Ah, it was good. Right on. Cool. I drank too much, you know. I'm slowly moving. Oh yeah? Get to going. That party was pretty good last night, man. Well, I didn't realize that the lady with the cigar had an alcohol problem. Oh, I heard of it. Yeah. It's like 2.5 or 3 in there. I didn't drink that super so good. Um...
27:16
He might get a copy or take that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright. Come on and fly! If you wanna try... Fuck! I need parts.
27:32
Boom! Oh! Whoa! There's a rocket ship. Everybody get up. Video mode. Oh, God, video mode. What do I do?
27:56
Oh, it's a spitting gallery. Yeah, baby. 90-something percent. I'm the business. What's up, Pinball Live? Alright, let's do this.
28:27
Wait, what about PBR? Oh, did you see me wearing all that PBR shit? There was a PBR party here last night. and I took like all the swag from the PBR party. I got a dope hat. I got a dope shirt. I got a dope koozie.
28:47
Jack, have you... I have not streamed a multi-morphic game yet. I love when that happens. It's bad, but it's a free lock, yeah. I haven't streamed any multi-morphic stuff yet. I keep... Like Jerry and I keep meaning to do that, but we never get around to it. But now that he's sold the game and it's being produced, that's even better. Right there, that's the two I just smashed.
29:12
Boom, boom. But the future, we might do Multimorphic. Yeah, man. Just got to get a hold of Jerry. He's a busy dude.
29:22
He's always been a busy dude. All right, we're gonna back in the clock shop everybody get it up He needs your media bump for sure yeah, man
29:45
All right close your eyes I'm trying not to look Do you know that artist after that? Wait, do you know the verse after that? We got a real jam going now Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance Do your dance at the Space Jam Throw your hands in the air If you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime.
30:36
Alright, you can backhand. Shit. I didn't mean to do that so early. You, no. No. It's still lit. Sparks.
30:49
Oh, well. Stay in that hole. Oh, now I hit the freaking captain ball. Backhand! No. I'm not even going to try to fucking say that.
31:42
This might be a little more of a good try. Ah, you know what. What a bummer. It does have a good lean going on, doesn't it? I mean, I kind of enjoy playing with the lean because on one side it might look really bad, but it really helps to cheat a few shots. Yeah, it certainly does. Except that, oh, there's the green thing. Like that it's leaning into the right where like that ramp is and where that shot is. To your benefit. I'll take it.
32:32
ätze Special James All right Pretty good. Folks, that was, uh... Nice. That's... That was Colin? Oh. He owns this game. The guy that was playing. Is this player 3? Yeah.
33:52
Yeah, Skip, I wonder if we're ever gonna color I don't know. Maybe they did B1. I can't remember. Up all night? I have not, but I'll need to check it out.
34:24
There we go. Way sexier. Did I beat you? I'll rate you a million. That's what I want to hear. Five. All right. You definitely broke through.
34:54
So we gotta put GC on this before we're done streaming. That was the number six score. This will look good in color for sure. Yeah, it would, man.
35:15
Alright, let's do it. You have color? Yeah, I do. Come on. I gotta do it. Super Pops, huh?
35:30
Whaaaaat? So they went wabbit hole, wham-a-ding-dong. What? Have you been? No. Have you? No. Well, I've been to Jersey, but only briefly.
35:58
You know what? No, I haven't been to Jersey. I've been to Sunshine Laundromat and I've been to Modern Pinball, wherever those are located.
36:15
Yeah, color D&D on this thing is really nice. Absolutely. That'd be some pretty wild colors, too. Yeah, pretty wild. Fall in again.
36:25
Damn. Hell yeah. Dude, Redcake with the 1,000 biddies for singing the whole song. Thank you for the cheer, man. You are a beast. Folks, can I get some hearts and chat? Red, you are honestly just totally freaking insane. I can't thank you enough for your support, dude.
36:48
Great, now I can't shoot. Thanks for nothing. I do. I have not hit a single jackpot. Alright, that's that. Oh my god.
37:02
Uh, yeah. You just gotta shoot the red shots. Okay, so we're gonna go fire. Basketball. Alright, we got them both.
37:12
Now we need the lock shot. Oh, we just screwed each other. Oh, you turd. Bits throw me off, boys. Bits make a miss. Pass it out. I like it.
37:39
Alright. Oh, I like hit the ramp. That was weird. Brooklyn to Manhattan. Alright, cool. Thanks, Mac Jedi.
37:50
So, up all night Um, I've been partying with the dude that made Thunderbirds, and we're trying to work out a way for me to stream it soon.
38:00
Silver Ball's amazing? Cool. Trying to see what these other shops do instead of just trying to go for multi-ball all day.
38:10
Like... I mean, I don't know. I can't even... Alright, in that basket. Ah, that's a good shot. Yep! Crystal, he's the Aussie. He's got a mouth on him. I love it.
38:31
He keeps calling me a seppo. Which is like the derogatory term for an American. Player what now? Yes, you. Oh, yeah. You should have, dude. I think you shook an extra ball out of it.
38:50
This should not be a two balls. But I don't know how this game is going to treat that if I drain one.
38:56
Here, we'll let one go and see what happens. Alright. It was smart. That would be a cool stream. I agree.
39:14
Uh, four TAS loops. Wait, I don't even know what that said. I'm trying to see what these loops do. Four TAS loops for fast break.
39:28
Alright, so I think I gotta get the right ones now. One... You played a Thunderbird scene? Uh, no, I, but, the guy that created it is here. We've been partying for like the last few days. Um, we're trying to work out a way, no, uh, forget his name, he's a Nazi. God, I'm a dickhead. Um, he's wearing the home fin shirt.
40:00
You guys have moved him VHS and loved it? Uh, Jack, this game is... Um... This game came out right now.
40:12
This game came out right now. There'd be a lot of people saying there's nothing to do on it. Right? So, I mean... Yeah.
40:32
What the fuck it was fucking blanket You know what's up, I'm gonna see you buddy you coming back down a MVP
40:50
What's telling me well they were trying something new with that The cinematic I think it was called cinematic the way it's
41:02
not a fan of it. Yeah. It's just a piece of plastic, right? I mean, it's all plastic, but I guess the whole box.
41:16
Cool. Um, alright. Keep on going. Alright, brother. Thanks. Merc Burple, everybody. Merc Burple. Alright, now it's time to blow this game apart. GC time I don't even know what GC is But we're gonna We're gonna do this We're gonna play Super Pops too So I wanna see What that can get us We gotta know what a Super Pop is worth I also wanna spell Space Jam Backlight Space Jam, yeah
42:00
What is Space Jam? Okay. The rule card says Space Jam. Spell Space Jam. It literally says that. Space Jam. Complete Space Jam targets.
42:30
The safecracker's so good, I gave my token away to somebody last night. I gave my token away. Uh-oh. Free locks. If this keeps screwing up, we're going to get a multiball for free. Alright, there you go.
42:48
That's a really well-thought-out design. If the game's busted, it just helps you get multiball. Okay, three-sham, what do I win? Yeah. You got a jam. Oh.
43:01
First you got a slam. Why am I missing that shot? Oh, we already have our Super League. It wants it in the pops? Wait. Oh, the Super Duper Jackpot's right up the middle. It's actually called Super Duper.
43:49
Alright, dang. Oh well. I didn't know, but now we do. Slam Jam? Alright, we made some good money during that ball. Super Pops really isn't paying out for us, though, because we're not hitting it.
44:14
Alright. Shoot the captain ball. Do I just gotta do that over and over again? Come on, baby. Here we go.
44:36
Golden loony down. Oh, there it is. So we got a million points for finishing that mode. Okay. That's not bad.
44:56
We get nothing from this. Did we go super pops on this? I can't remember Michael Jordan had a notorious gambling kitchen Okay He also owns like A steakhouse And a golf course I can't hit that shot I can't find that right orbit There it is.
45:35
There it is. So what happens when you get both orbits? Let's go, man. Nothing wrong. I can play it. Yeah, you want to play it now? Alright, let's go.
45:58
Rock and roll. Oh, what's your name? Ryan. Ryan? Yeah. What would you... What? Okay. I'm ready. You probably never guessed what this is.
46:14
What the... What? Why does this exist? You know you're going to get something when you buy beer, right? Yeah. That's what you get. What?
46:27
Uh, yo, Ryan brought me some PBR mac and cheese. What the shit? Alright, dude. Yeah, let's freaking go.
46:43
I think there's two players in. I'll let you fire us off, man. What the hell is he? Dude, that is nuts.
46:57
All good? Oh, I guess there was... You know what? We're going to start over. Because I only put one player in.
47:16
I'll start us off. Yeah, man. That PBR party? Holy crap. Dude, that... See, what? you got like, does he have like a point for it? Oh, there, why a 15 pack? What the hell? That is insanity, I love it. Why a 15 pack? Also, 15 packs? Wait, it's only 12 packs. We only have 12 and 24.
47:52
Is that like a metric thing? Or? Yo, so on this game if you literally keep shooting inside of that line shot, you can keep getting multiple on the side.
48:10
Sounds great with beer on the side. Yeah? I think you make it with beer. No, I wouldn't do that. So Ryan, how long have you been here? I don't know. Yeah. I was here yesterday. Oh, right on. Yeah, cool. How you doing so far? I'm okay. I'm trying to qualify for a job. That's fine. Sure. I'm in here already. Oh, dope. Just got to hang on. Yeah. Do you have any more entries? Yeah. The nitro is like my one big drink. Oh, damn. So you're local here. Yeah, yeah. That's awesome. I live an hour outside the city. Yeah. here that's awesome I like this dude's hockey shirt okay there you go oh man how many entries do you have left oh dude you're good to go you're good to go
49:07
what The Cox last name. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Wait, were you at the party also? No, I had a, like, end of the summer party. Oh, no. I did the dad stuff.
49:22
Dad stuff's, uh... You thought it was Charlie, right? Yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're in Charlie.
49:30
It's such a great name. Don't even make a scene. Accent detected. This guy is cool. All of our beer up here is 1.5 to 3% more alcohol. Yeah, I found that out last time we were here. Oh, yeah. PBR is way stronger. I bet. I've got three beer left from the first one. So I was, you know, milking. Like I, I can drink PBR, like a beer every 20 minutes. Like water. Oh yeah. All effing day. Down in the States. And you don't feel that way. When you go down to like, I drink this stuff. Holy shit. Just go, go, go, go, go. I got slammed last night.
50:30
You can flush multiple times. So what's your name on Twitch, man? Titty Tech. Oh, you're Titty. What's up, dude? Right on.
50:41
My man. I'm going to seize up. The lights are killing me. Are you like stuck in the building? I saw your music video. Dude. First time I ever went in there, I had the same reaction. Yeah, because it's like adult arcade or like theater. I was like, it's a pinball machine. And I look back at these chicken coops and I was like, oh!
51:10
It's 70's projector porn. Did you see a little bit? Just a little bit, yeah. I think it leaves Sunday afternoon. Uh-oh. Oh.
51:28
Alright, give it a minute. We're not the same! That coil isn't... Okay! It works. We just won't shoot that. You fucking... Donate to kids.
51:50
What time's the dialed in stream? 5 o'clock local or Pacific? Is that where we're at? I think it's just the streaming dialed in that makes you think about it.
52:04
I don't know. We'll see. I'll fucking talk if I need to. I literally come downtown just to play that game. Yeah, man. I like it a lot. Yeah, 5 Pacific is what we're doing dialed in. That's also when it said my talk was, but I think there was some miscommunication. I ain't saying nothing.
52:26
8 Central? Really? My Pacific hate Easter. So, yeah. Okay. I always get your emails to get them going live. Oh, nice.
52:43
Yeah, I chose a really weird time to stream. Yeah. So it's like 5 o'clock when I go live. Sometimes 6.
52:55
We have dialed in at my home bar. It's bonkers playing it in competition, I'm sure. I need to know that game better. Oh, it's in the tournament? Oh. Yeah, I can't really wrap my head around it too much. Someone just said, just play your modes as well as you can.
53:26
Oh yeah. Yeah, because the flippers don't feel as strong as you'd want them to be. Works. No! 81%. Dang.
53:48
Is the selfie mode... Oh, it's distracting? I love that, though. Alright, here we go. Shit, never mind.
54:02
Boop, boop, boop. Yeah! You got this. Holy crap! I mean, I played it really quick, and I couldn't break, like, 400, so hell yeah. Um, I know... Yeah.
54:36
And who else? I'm terrible with names, but the young lady who's... Yeah, yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, she's a monster.
54:54
All right, try not to suck. Yo, West Philly Wabbit, what's up? Yeah, this is... I love it. Oh, that was a friend.
55:09
Oh, there's a friend. Yep. Um... Just in case. What do you mind? No, I'm only going to... I'm also playing football for the rest of the year. A buddy of mine dropped off a football team at the studio before I worked. And, yeah.
55:36
Well, I felt, I guess. Because it definitely changed the course of my business career. Yeah. Yeah, buddy.
55:51
Well, that's sort of what I did. Getting invited at least once a year. It's a... yeah, it's an honor. Tommy, why you have to do that? Alright, skip that and go to buddy eight. Get it in there. Nice save.
56:52
We had a stuck ball. It was sitting right at the top of the loop there. Right at the top of the what? Right at the top of the order? Right underneath the ramp. Oh, the order. I don't know if we just need to give her a little...
57:25
Oh, yeah. Here, we'll just shake it. It'll eventually... Oh, double tilt. Oh, you know what it is? We probably could knock it out with another ball. It's getting angry. Yeah. We'll knock it out with another ball.
57:38
We'll give it a second. Learn dialed in before we get there so you can teach? Well, I'm going to learn it live with you guys.
57:50
All right, give me the ball, baby. Come on, let's slide! Alright. Are you good for another one? Cool. I'm gonna use this ball to knock that other one out of there real quick. My wife is gracious enough to not do things against the soccer inside me. Oh, that coach. My, uh, my blunt getaway. Oh, nice dude. Alright, so now we got two balls, we just gotta drain one, and we're good to go. Alright, cool. No, you fucking jerk! There's a time you love good at that.
58:23
Alright, you're up, brother. You on your way? Nice. Time's a little too... New? Yes. Alright. I don't want to be on this game too long, because the ladies are probably gonna want to come. I will practice a little bit.
58:44
Is this the bag that they're gonna use? Like, the one here or something? Uh, it's like, it has a piece of paper on it. Oh, yeah, yeah, I see that.
58:53
Make sense. I take it you're not playing in the tournament? I, uh... I'm playing too much pinball over here, streaming, stuff like that. I don't want to... Yeah, it's all good.
59:12
They're all burnt out. Yeah, Zero Fire, what's up? Alright, internet, check it out. Lightlocker. Son of a biscuit. What's this?
59:39
Did we figure out what the orbit, once you complete the orbit, what that does? I don't think so. So I think we have one more shot there and two more over here.
60:01
I believe I can fly. Woo! Rick! Chris, what's up, bud? Thank you, Wolf. I don't have location turned down, buddy.
60:20
Oh, you gotta get that, right? Watch it. Yeah, it's treating me great, Chris. Thanks for asking, buddy. I'm very mad. What's up, dude?
60:48
Zero Fire, you know what sucks? It's like... Oh, Lord. That slam jam song isn't on this game. Actually, no hot jog jam from it.
60:57
It's all just sound effects. The only thing on this game is the lawn stars. Yeah. My man, there it is. They've colored you for this thing? Probably not, right? Uh, it's like my Q-Bert score was the highest recorded that we were able to find. You might need to check on Pin inside, because they record some scores, too.
61:32
Sorry for yelling, but yeah, you're good. Wow. Oh, that's really true. They didn't have the money after getting the lightness.
62:02
MJ looks so young there. Yeah. He's a little baby. Everybody get up, it's time to slam it. Guanco's here. Free multiball. What's that? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to be an interesting bank. Jack Water's gonna SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
63:07
Jack, ahhh! I slammed and jammed too hard. Alright, I got an extra ball here. Let's see what we can do.
63:22
very rare? No, it's just, it's hard to find it in good working order. Yeah, absolutely. I don't think, I don't think so.
63:46
Alright, someone go up something, please. See your face. Oh my God. We almost shut that out. Brrrrp, brrrrp.
64:21
Woo! Rock and roll, I love that he's got the killer skull on this one. Yeah, I was able to dab one also, but I think I drunk only a bit from the summer glass.
64:36
Oh, there you go. Throw it on the glass. I pretty good about telling you what to shoot for Is there a wizard mode on this game
65:49
Was he in your face? I wonder... Oh, Final Jam, probably. Looks like there's a light right here. That Final Jam thing looks like it's pretty important.
66:03
Lots of rails. What brand is this? This is Sega. Rock and roll, man. Right here. Yeah, I'll be on it. Would you like to play by yourself? You're welcome, dude. All right, let's battle.
66:27
All right. Oh, yeah. I think I added two people. There we go. Pinside shows 1.6 for the highest score on Q-Bert. Blager, I have the world record on Q-Bert. Yeah. I did it on ball one yesterday.
66:49
Holy crap. We did it. Recorded. Let's see what they got. Lager, thank you for confirming that. Okay. So you can flip to change what your super skill cap is going to be. All you need to do is make sure you give a full punch to get the ball in that hoop. And it'll give you what you want.
67:07
What I like to do on this game is just farm out multi-balls all day. So shoot in there to light the lock. Shoot it in there to get the lock. And you can backhand it all day. VooVoo for two years in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. Your amazing ladies and gentlemen. Cliff is about to show some love in chat. All right. So I'm going to go for the lock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on.
67:28
There it is. Voo, I love you, buddy. I missed. Okay. But it's real easy to backhand. And if it misses the up kicker, it gives you lock.
67:39
It's a little cheap, but yeah. Voo, you're a beauty. I love you, stud. I can't wait to see you at TwitchCon, my man.
67:59
Right. Like, if that's broken, all it's doing is giving you three multiballs. And then just rating a multiball. And a multiball is just red arrows.
68:14
So, also this right ramp, also backhandable. Alright, let's see if I can show you. And then it just lights up everything red.
68:40
I play every single day. This is like... No, it's just going to... Two in a row! She loves you all. Thank you so much again, man. Two years, that's huge.
69:01
You an OG now, baby. You're an original gangsta. I don't know what the Orbits are doing. We'll get you the Wizard of the Light of the Lands.
69:34
Oh, come on. No dice. Alright, we're going to go back to multi-ball stuff. So, this little saucer here, you've got to hit the 2 and the 3 to light that up.
69:57
The 2 and the 3 are on either side of that ramp right there. It's just mystery awards, yeah. Oh, hit the drops. Hitting those drops on purpose.
70:27
I cannot hit those drops on purpose. Jack is more of a monster. Am I? I stole some mojo from Charles Barkley.
70:43
Cool, so yeah, farm out those multivolves. Is this the one that's at Landyock? I don't know. I think it's a different one. Was this one at Landyock? Yeah, this is the one at Landyock. I've never played it, so... Oh, man. Oh, no, not yet. We'll get there. Oh, well, I do have the high school. Okay. I don't have friends here. It's on. It's on.
71:13
I want that GC. Who doesn't? Just, I mean, I feel like you could get a Grand Champ on this if you just slowly cheese out that multi-ball.
71:26
That's really the only way to do it. Yeah. The hardest thing, once you get your jackpots, that's really hard to get. But the super duper jackpot all the way in the back? We're in that shot, dude.
71:41
I'm sure I could not find it Boo Boo I love you Oh ho ho, Dirty Dirty Come on this way Look at Dirty Dirty Yeah, it's leaning this way a little bit I hope so.
72:15
So when that's not lit, it's been having trouble recognizing that it's in there. Yeah. That's all right. It rarely happens, but it's... Oh, you turd.
72:50
I got screwed. Oh, no, no, no. I don't know what I... I screwed myself. Yeah, that's good. You hit the lock? Yeah. Multiple! Multiple. Now, had you chosen the lock for your super skill shot, you would have just started multiple on the play.
73:24
Good. Look in here, Chris. I like that. Yeah, yeah. Great job. Really? Oh my God. That's not as well. That place is. Right. That barrier. Barrier. Yeah, just give it a second. Yeah, I don't know. That's which. Yeah.
74:09
Just let it sit for a minute. All I can do is just still follow the stand. Might have some competition. Yeah, I got competition. She's kicking ass over in the women's division right now. Alright, here we go.
74:34
Damn it. Come on, let's go. Oh no, we're good. Swoosh. Streamer luck. Alright, here we go. Oh, sorry. Oh yeah, no, it's all good. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't one of my cables.
75:02
Oh, come on. That's going down the center. Back hand. Doesn't work. Forehand. Doesn't work. Alright. Here's what I get. We're not just trying to get multiple all the time. I'm taking dangerous shots here. I thought you hated the speech chair table. No. I hated the condition of the one that's at Emporium in Logan Square. The condition was like garbo. Yo, pin daddy, thanks for the frickin' host.
75:42
What? I love it. Swip. Yeah! One more, screw it. Don't do it. Damn! I thought you had a center post. Nope. Not on this game. Yeah.
76:06
You want this game to be somewhat challenging. Hold out the center post. That's great. Yeah. Oh, good. Good.
76:26
Oh, not all day. Not all day. I got to make room for the tournament that's going on. Woo-hoo! That was a juggle. All right, super, super jackpot.
76:49
All right. Alright, how the hell are we going to shoot this damn target? I mean darn, I mean dang. Son of a bruh, son of a bruh! No! This game! Oh you got the half blue magic. That is the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life. Oh there's a good game going on here. Oh you got this. I'm all talk, all talk. You walk up to the game and you're like, Oh, I'm getting a score! We'll take that down real quick.
77:37
What the heck's going on here? Oh nice, I'll take it. Robbie, you can't. Why on earth did you choose to stream this when there's so many other games? I'm trying to play games that are... oddballs.
77:52
I can play a freaking Champion Pub or an Elvira any day of the week. You know, you're not gonna see a Blackwater 100.
78:04
We might do Bar- Oh, cheers. Cheers. We might do Barakora after this. But you got the grass football tournament here, right? right monkey ball
78:27
so that knocked off my number six oh well here's the thing Eric or I ain't never seen one of them All right, Internet, I think we're good for one more game, and then we've got to break this down. The women are starting to come over to get ready some practicing. So here we go. Let's throw a GC up, and then we'll call it a day.
79:13
Yo, what's up, Frankie? Is that most pins only show top five? No, most pins only show top four. This one shows top six.
79:26
Jack's being thrown out. That was Wonko, ladies and gentlemen. You remember Wonko from chat? That was Wonko. So if it's Yeah I gotta figure out what we're gonna stream after this No zero fire We got another stream And then we're going to stream Dialed in at 5 o'clock Local time here 5 o'clock Actually I can make room for people to play countdown if I get my freaking laptop off of there. Yeah, Wonko's here. There's lots of twitchies here. See that double jackpot internet? That's right. You see that double drain internet. I'm the GOAT baby. I'm the GOAT.
80:45
So I think we need to put up like 35 million. Slamming a J. That's me, baby So I gotta shoot the monsters I think yeah, but those drops are really hard to hit on purpose
81:21
Good good So we're getting a lot of money for these shots, and we're getting our locks. And a miss.
81:38
Slow it down, Danger. Slow it down. Anyone streaming the tournament there? Nope. No tournament streaming. Honestly, actually, hold on. I don't know. I think Primo... Maybe Primo's showing up here? I don't know.
81:59
Alright, we gotta double this score and we're gonna be good. And I think we can do that with Multiball.
82:10
Not good. Incredibly bad. I did not skip Gary's daughter's wedding. I was there and I got wasted and it was awesome I had a blast all right screw up baby come on screw up bang
82:39
okay we're hoping to get another 14 million all right so jackpot all day pinball team how you doing That is a hard shot.
83:48
Oh, my God. Alright, we gotta hurry up. We gotta hurry up and get GC on this thing. Going as fast as I can.
84:15
We're almost there. I think we really need 30. To beat 30. Woo! Get in there. No!
84:42
Make your shots, Danger. What are you doing? Get! Ugh! Hold the right flipper and press start for wizard mode. Yeah, right. Alright, ball two. Come on, baby. Every multi-ball seems to give us about ten million, so... We're almost done. Oh! We're almost done.
85:27
We're starting from Vancouver? Yeah. It's a lot of fun here. Come on, one more. One more shot. One. One shot. One.
85:46
Oh, well. We'll come back to this and make sure we put GC on this bad boy. Alright, we've got to break this down.
85:57
Time to break this down. Womp womp indeed. One shot, we would have had GC. Absolutely. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, thanks for tuning in. We are going to break this down. We'll come back in like an hour on something else. Maybe Barracora, maybe... I mean, have you seen NASCAR before?
86:18
I don't know. We'll see. All right guys have a good one. I'll see you in a bit. Uh Goodbye, enjoy don't go outside and eat a cheeseburger For me rub it on yourself