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TRON LEGACY (Stern 2011) 06/30/15

Dead Flip·video·2h 59m·analyzed·Jul 2, 2015
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TL;DR

Jack Danger streams Tron Legacy (Stern 2011) with Portal wizard mode attempts and casual gameplay.

Summary

Jack Danger streams gameplay of Stern's 2011 Tron Legacy pinball machine on DeadFlip, attempting to reach the Portal wizard mode. The stream is largely casual commentary mixed with technical issues, server problems, and audience interaction. Tron Legacy is presented as a quality example of Stern's mid-era improvements in machine design and build quality around 2011.

Key Claims

  • Tron Legacy came out in 2011 and represents a turning point when Stern started making better machines after a period of diminishing quality

    high confidence · Direct statement about the game's release and Stern's quality trajectory

  • The streamed Pro Edition Tron has been modified with new songs by Matt Scott Danesi in some modes where original songs were lackluster

    high confidence · Jack Danger explicitly mentions code modifications and Matt Scott Danesi's song contributions

  • Portal is the main wizard mode on Tron Legacy; Sea of Simulation is a mini wizard mode that precedes it

    high confidence · Jack Danger explains the mode structure during gameplay tutorial

  • Tron Limited Edition machines are pricey

    medium confidence · Chat comment acknowledged by Jack Danger without specific pricing details

  • The playfield pitch on this Tron machine is very steep, making soft plunge impossible

    high confidence · Jack Danger directly states this observation during gameplay

Notable Quotes

  • “This game came out in 2011, and it's right around the time where Stern sort of started making better machines. The quality for a while was diminishing, and it's like the James Cameron's Avatar and Tron eras, like right when the scale tipped over to them, starting to build them sturdier, build them better, make them nicer, cooler themes, cooler shots.”

    Jack Danger@ 2:33 — Assessment of Stern's quality trajectory and positioning Tron as part of a quality improvement era

  • “There's two multiballs that I primarily shoot for. Eh, three. And that's Cora right here... And there's Light Cycle, which is pretty much all the shots. And whenever you have a multiball lit up, one of these arrows will be lit.”

    Jack Danger@ 7:39 — Explanation of core gameplay mechanics and multiball stacking strategy

  • “Also, the game being so steep, it's impossible to freaking soft plunge.”

    Jack Danger@ 32:22 — Technical observation about machine setup affecting gameplay difficulty

Entities

Jack DangerpersonStern PinballcompanyTron LegacygameMatt Scott DanesipersonDeadFliporganizationPortalgameSea of SimulationgameDaft Punkperson

Signals

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    design_philosophy: Tron Legacy playfield designed with steep pitch that prevents soft plunges, affecting gameplay difficulty

    high · Jack Danger observation: 'Also, the game being so steep, it's impossible to freaking soft plunge.'

  • ?

    product_strategy: Custom code modifications to Tron Legacy including new Daft Punk songs by Matt Scott Danesi replacing lackluster original mode music

    high · Jack Danger: 'We put some new songs. Actually, Matt Scott Danesi put new songs in some of the modes where the original songs were a little lackluster. It's all still Daft Punk'

  • ?

    product_concern: Tron Legacy (2011) positioned as marker of Stern's quality recovery after period of diminishing machine quality

    high · Jack Danger explicitly states: 'This game came out in 2011, and it's right around the time where Stern sort of started making better machines. The quality for a while was diminishing...right when the scale tipped over to them, starting to build them sturdier, build them better'

Transcript

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0:00
Alright guys, sorry about that. It was the server. Um, the New York server was giving me some grief or something. That was weird. Sorry, I didn't mean to keep restarting the stream there. I'm sure I spammed all your Twitters and emails boxes.
0:22
Ah. Pinball. you'd figure after all these shows we'd know what we're doing, exactly. I don't have a lot of control over how the servers are acting, and unfortunately, we did at one point have a Chicago Twitch server, but that is long gone. I would love for them to bring that back.
0:45
You go with overseas servers, and you... Yeah, now we have like zero drop frames. Man, come on. My dad's not a phone.
1:00
Ooh, baby. It was the cat, guys. It was the studio cat. I haven't had a soda in like maybe five or six years. And this thing, it's not that bad. It's not that bad.
1:18
Diet Coke, huh? Can't hate it. Amagrath, Demented, Lord Squeak, Festivarius, Zen, Scribble, Jaded, Toxic Ratman, Wonko T-Sane, Sig-Sag, Gearsen, everyone's here.
1:33
Rockin' the Adidas suit. JD with a soda in hand. Yeah, guys, you'll never see this again. I'm just like, I'm exhausted and I don't have any coffee, so I had to try something.
1:54
In that tracksuit, Shannon Stafford, what's up? New channel sponsored by Diet Coke. Yeah, sorry Lucas.
2:01
I wish. Diet Coke. You know this stuff removes rust off the bumpers, right? Trademark. Stamp it. Million dollars, give it to me.
2:15
Yeah. There will be not a lot of soda drinking going on on Deadflip. I just needed it. Hi, hi, hi, Irish Eyes, Demented. What's up? Good to see y'all.
2:28
Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is day two on Stern Tron. This game came out in 2011, and it's right around the time where Stern sort of started making better machines. The quality for a while was diminishing. and it's like the Avatar and Tron eras, like right when the scale tipped over to them, starting to build them sturdier, build them better, make them nicer, cooler themes, cooler shots, blah, blah, blah. It's pretty rad. This game is a whole lot of fun.
3:03
This game is a pro model, which means the base model, but there's been altercations made to this, modifications, if you will, in both toys and in code.
3:15
There is a new... We put some new songs. Actually, Scott Denise put new songs in some of the modes where the original songs were a little lackluster. It's all still Daft Punk, but it is what it is.
3:29
There goes your sponsorship deal. Guys, Google Coke removing rust. It will make you never want to drink this stuff again. But being a robot, I'm sure my insides are all rusted and I need to clean that stuff up.
3:44
You know, Walco, it's a hell of a lot better. It's a hell of a lot better. Let's see. I guess the goal for the week was to hit Portal, and I actually hit Portal my very last game last night. But I got garbage for points. I got freaking trash points. It was like five million points for Portal, a mode in which you should be just sweeping points into a bucket and then drinking them.
4:16
Anyway, I don't know. Good for cleaning toilets as well. Just fill up your stomach with it and then pee it all out of your butt. ZZ Top, what's up, buddy?
4:29
Oh, baby. Diet Coke. Actually, it's starting to, like, make my teeth squeak or something. I don't know what the hell is going on.
4:41
Did everyone have a fun Monday night? What did I do? I went home, and we had painters over to paint the house, and then we had painters over this morning to paint the house. And then I found my old Adidas tracksuit.
4:57
Figured I'd wear it. It'll go great with the Batman mask, I'm sure. Actually, let's try that out. Let's play some pitbulls. Yeah, this is pretty... And the night. It's not Tuesday night. Guys, it's Tuesday, right? I hope it's Tuesday.
5:24
The wine didn't do any damage to his body, but so did it. No, what the wine did is it... I messed with my brain cells.
5:33
They destroyed me. We need to get a Bane mask so you can trade him off. R3, Dr. Gump. That sounds like Sean Connery. How do you do Bane?
5:43
I'm going to break you, Bruce Wayne. Yeah, I guess that's pretty close. So, the Tracksuit Mafia. What's up? So, today, we are going to still try to get Portal. Portal is the main wizard mode on this. There's a mini wizard mode that you get before you get to Portal called Sea of Simulation. No one gives a crap about that. But you've got to use that to get to Portal. Or if we could just skip right to Portal, that'd be fun too, but that's hard to do.
6:11
Yeah, let's play some freaking pinball, guys. It's just me and you today, if that's alright. Jeez. You have to cover your mouth when you do that. Oh, it's true that you've got high score on the game here, Mr. Danger.
6:25
I'm going to break you. Yeah, that's Bane, right? I think we're ready. Um, Jack, if you could hit number three on the board for me, please? You got it, Jack. Thanks, Jack. High five, buddy. Thanks. That was actually Batman helping me up. I just got confused. I had my tooth in that already. It was great. Aw. Use a plastic cup to cover your mouth? There's no way you're going to take this grand champion from me, Batman.
6:52
Hey, can you check to see if I'm hosting you guys? How do you do that? I don't know. Let's see about your future, shall we?
7:03
You're going to audition for the next season of America's Got Talent? Yeah, can I play pinball and just talk the whole time and not play pinball? Kappa.
7:16
Yes, you are, J.D. You guys can tell if I'm being hosted? Hell yeah. Okay, well, Goals Portal. If you guys have any questions on how to play this game, please ask. I'll do my best to show you what I'm shooting for. For the most part, there's two multiballs that I primarily shoot for. Eh, three. And that's Cora right here. You see this light, this green light? That means shoot the hell out of that shot a bunch of times. Or there's Light Cycle, which is pretty much all the shots. And whenever you have a multiball lit up, one of these arrows will be lit. And there's a scoop right here, and this is how you get every single multiball started. And you can stack them. You can't stack the disc multiball, which is knocking this gate down and then shooting inside of that disc there, but you can stack Korra and Light Cycle together. Yo, hashtag bottle of wine. If I hosted you, only my cat would be watching. Zentron? I love cats, man. I have, I mean, I can't show you, but on the tops of my feet, I have meow written cursive on both of my feet. Welcome to U-Target. This game hurts my feelings. Can you see my hands?
8:30
That's right. The disc, you don't start with the scoop. The disc, you just gotta hit. I also adjusted it so that we have a little more color in our faces when we stream instead of being anemic, nasty, zombie white walkers.
8:43
The U-target all day. Here we go, guys. First, we wanna... Screw that up. There we go. That's the best kill shot in the game right there. Just bounce it in to that scoop.
8:55
So now we'll hit a ramp. Okay, let's... There we go. Try to shoot the core. There it is. There's Jen. And there's the drain. Nothing I can do about that. What the hell? That was an amazing combo that led to just nightmare. Chaos, let's read. Heck yeah.
9:17
I encourage everyone else to go get my stained-knuckle tattoos on their hands so we can all be in a cool club.
9:25
Can't wait for my extra... Yeah, what are you guys going to do with your extra second? Scientists have apparently said we all get an extra second. What are you going to do with it?
9:39
I'm probably going to be screaming pinball. Is it pinball on the hill? Yes, I haven't adjusted it yet. This game is still very, very pitched high in the back.
9:55
Oh crap, I almost finished it. I missed it like a ding dong. Twice. Oh my god, come on. Dad, come on. Drop catch. Put it away. Get a clue thing. Get it. Get another clue thing. Look at this. It was impressive. Get all the stuff. Drop. Alright. Calm down, Mom. Oh, man, by the time I think about it in a second, we'll be long gone. Exactly.
10:47
But it wasn't fax me. Wait, what are you talking about? Oh, it was the retired candy heart. Exactly. So, let's read was a retired candy heart saying. It was really big for a while, and then it just went away. And I got let's read based off of that. Heck yeah was just the spur of the moment. My friend was, like, touching up my let's read. He's like, do you want anything else? And I was like, really quick, just write heck yeah in my knuckles. And he did. And I'll never regret it ever in my life, every single day.
11:20
Slapperino. Alright, one more shot to the disc and we have the multiball. Oh my god! Are there guests scheduled? Not for today, all anonymous. It's just you and me and old Tron-erino here. What? Guests are distracting, man. If he rejects fingers, he don't need glasses. Nice and easy,
11:56
baby. Nice and easy. Clear all 451. Get in there. Oh yeah, shotgun. So you want to get Do you want to hit any of the blue disc shots or just keep shooting the discs? Oh, I'm already ready to get the super.
12:25
Super jackpot. That was really quick. Holy s***. Sorry. Uh, took my eyes off the prize, Internet. Pre-gym shot? No?
12:40
Core shot? End of the line? My man. Jack, are you going to bust a breakdancing move? Committed very soon.
12:52
Very, very soon. Oh, F you. I cut that tent up. Three freaking gem shots. That was beautiful.
13:18
There you go, baby. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I ain't trapping anything up, screw that. Let's just go for it.
13:33
Alright, I'll trap up, I'll trap up. Sorry. I'll put the move. Change the skill. Yo, the juggle is real, holy crap. Alright, so... Oh no! Sea of Simulation is lit. The mini wizard mode. Not bad. What did you think of that idea I sent you in GM? Uh, you sent me an idea? I only saw a link. I didn't click it though. Tron LEs are pricey, that is true.
14:12
Oh, committed. There is no record of what happened on Friday. I want to see your b-boys dance. I don't know if I can hit, hold on, this has to be down
14:26
here. I think that worked. Mammograph, sorry buddy. Only sub-arenos get to post link arenos I think that worked.
14:40
Mammograph, sorry buddy. Only sub-arinos get to post link-arinos, and I'm just going to keep saying arino until everyone unsubscribes.
14:53
Arino! Okay, stop. I need a drink of sour. Okay. Dement that he already has an extra life campaign. Yeah, I do.
15:17
Give me... Oh my god, I cannot find... I can't find the Taurus shot from a cradle. I cannot find that shot.
15:27
Guys, we don't talk about what happened on Friday. Okay. New screen rule. And if somehow you have a copy of that video, feel free to blackmail me, because I will buy it off of you.
15:41
Where the frick is that shot? Yeah, baby. One more shot. Uh, as I mentioned, if you look down below, there's an extra live link that you can click.
16:06
Portal or Ride, I get it, Swerve, I get it, man. If you watched last night's stream, I got Portal on my very last game, it was dope.
16:20
Okay, calm down, everybody. Oh, the pyramid. Hashtag where's Laura? Jack, I tell you the truth, what happened Friday, I worked so hard.
16:51
Friday took a lot out of me, guys. Okay, calm down. Oh God. I knew that was going. We'll get a relight here. We'll get a relight. If I can get the ball down to the slipper. Oh, you're kidding me. Three, two, one, gone. How many more freaking You had to be there. Zach and Super Jack and everyone was there. Guys, honestly, Friday was ridiculous. Oh my god.
18:00
Last freaking second. I love you. Woo! The only gameplay dip other than adding the death and the actual drops. Yeah, there isn't a whole lot of a difference between the Ellie and this one, but they added an extra multi-ball. Some other stuff. End of the line. Give it to me. Oh, garbage. Well, it's still good. I got a free course shot on it. Oh, this is the freaking slap. But serious. Yeah, guys, where's Rachel? 1.2 million just from that shot. End of the line, baby. Holy crap.
18:57
That's where that money's at. All I want to know is where the money at. Okay, what are What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? That's not helping. Okay. Swap them. A dollar from Jaded says, I love you, can I touch your butt? Jaded, you. Oh, Jaded. You can touch my butt anytime. Although, I don't know if that was you who did that.
19:39
Jada donated $1 and said, I love you, can I touch your butt? Jada and I have a very special relationship.
19:58
Wait a sec, how did someone take my name? I figured that wasn't you. The Beer Factory Pinball Machine? It'd be like Laverne and Shirley Pinball. Shlemiel, Shlemossel, Haas and Fepper Incorporated. We're gonna do it. On your mark, get set,
20:18
and go now. Nailed it. Oh, 2.1. I'm being serious on that one? Jaded, I think when you donate through my thing, you can write any name you want. You can write Jack has a big butt and it'll go through. Oh my god, this is going to be worth so much money if I nail it. How much was that? Four million for that. Oh my god. I may have to donate to find out. That's fine with me. Hit the gate. Keep hitting the gate. Keep hitting the gate. Nailed it. Oh, Give me the ball back, please. Please.
21:11
Okay. Please. Calm down. How many more do I need? One? Okay. Stop. Give me the freaking ball. Oh, my God. You just wasted my life.
21:26
No. That was it. Son of a... I'm angry. I'm angry, Internet. I am... I'm pissed. I'm pissed.
21:42
Schwab is here. Holy crap. After who? He looks Russian in tracksuit. Playing Tron makes it so much better. Guys, how are you? I love you. Thanks for coming.
21:56
In Russia, Tron plays you. Okay, nailed it. Nope, nope, nope, nailed it. Nope. Okay, what we need is number one, I gotta catch this ball. Crap, you sad piece of junk. And of course, the gate goes down just to screw me. Oh, that was pretty. Drop catch. Catch it. Um, what do we need? Gem. We need gem. Uh-oh, did the internet die? Uh, guys, can you still hear me and see me? I think the internet took a doo-doo or the server dropped me or something.
23:02
You're good? Oh, good. Unless you're just complimenting me. Guys, this air conditioning feels so good. This track suit actually is like super, super hot. Oh my life. I pray for someone like you. And I thank God that it comes about.
23:32
Oh my. Get in there. Oh, it's tight. Oh my gosh. Guys, the ball's stuck behind the gate up there. I'm trying to trick Asperash. Nailed it.
24:20
Nailed it. Holy crap, this is going really well. What? My man. All I know is that you look hot in it. Ah, Zig Zag, you look hot in it.
24:38
Whoo! Need some jams. Hit! I'm trying to gem cheat, but it's not working. So we're going to go up the ramp. Just kidding, just kidding. We're going to go down the right out lane.
24:56
Start. Okay, hopefully you hit the gem. Cora, I mean. Okay, try to hit Cora again. Hell yes! Guys, it's just science. Yeah, Uncle Carmy, this game is the business, man. Alright, we're going to try to hit the U-target. Try. Of course, when I try, now I miss. Alright, backhand it. Alright, we're gonna backhand the S here. Crap, this is scaring the crap
25:37
out of me, guys. Clean, clean, clean, clean. Oh no! Son of a... Uh, Virus, definitely, Oh no! Son of a...
25:51
Uh, Virus, definitely, if there was a top ten to be had, yes, this is up there. This game is a lot of fun, though.
25:59
What ball was that, ball two? That was ball one? Guys, hell yeah. Let's finish some Zeusies, huh? Oh, Drake, hurry. Go, go, go, go. How do you finish these? You just gotta keep hitting the damn targets over and over again? You mother... UGR Gaming, What's up, buddy? Thanks for coming, man. Good to see you again, brother. How warm is it in Chicago? Someone like you in London? Ten dollars from Separin? I will risk a donate to kids here. Fucking love this machine, says Separin. Donate to kids. Separin, I love you, brother. Yes, this machine is the best. Thank you so much for your generous tip, man. Honestly, you are da man. You da man! Who da man? You da man! Oh, come on. What corner was lit? Oh, God, that was dirty. Dirty pool, man. Alright nerds, by nerds I mean Tron fans. Almost, almost, almost, almost. mailed it, hell yes!
27:48
want to live! want to live! want to live, want to live, want to live hell yes, guys, this is going quite well gem is done I'm getting that ball back, love ya oh, baby!
28:06
just, just scoring on this dude We gotta try to finish Zeus while we're in the multiball here. Oh, I hit that. I still didn't hit it?
28:28
I'm trying to hit that E. Here we go. Oh, god yeah. She's an ice-tower. For an asshole, I'm not sure what he says there. Deadflip. Oh, there was someone I was going to ask you, but I'll wait till after your stream. Oh, right on dudes.
28:49
Uh, sounds good. You know UGR, if you PM me man, I'll be able to respond a hell of a lot faster. Uh, maybe not while I'm playing, but yeah, because I'm unable to take my hands off of the game.
29:06
How many times do I have to hit Zeus? This is pissing me off. Call me Peezy, sorry buddy, only, uh, only Submarinos get the post-pollutes. Oh, get up the freaking... Oh, I love you. What is that? Eight and a half? Oh, that was my first one.
29:27
Okay, we're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it. He hits the E. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. You son of a... those. Okay, trap up the peas. That's, this is not good. Woo, giant coke, but I'm watching you drink this and feel like, guys, okay, Thunder Walkers. I haven't had a soda in years and I figured I'd drink one because I haven't had any coffee this morning. And it's, um,
29:59
it's an interesting, it's an interesting flavor. Okay, I want that X, but we're going to go for the multiball first to try to bring it in.
30:16
Whew! These new friends always trying to post links for money, but they'll never learn. The machine is so fast, they need 100% concentration. It's true, you really do.
30:28
Crap, crap, crap! You! Incredible! I'll take that. Over 100 is a damn good score on Tron. I'm drinking Dag Stoner. Get out
30:46
of my face, dog. I'll fight you. I'll frickin' fight you. Guys, do I look like a DJ in this? No, I look like a b-boy. No, I look like a turtle. Yo, the hundo... I read that as hundo chub. You got that hundo chub. Girl, you know I got that hundo chub.
31:15
Oh, suck it, Jim. Oh, crap. I'll get up to you. That was a straight up fumble. My finger just sort of went, nope. I don't want to click that.
31:50
Alright, we're playing with a one ball deficit here, folks. Clue. Get that clue. One handed. Gotcha. Yo, get a clue, dog.
32:07
Alright, this game isn't going to go anywhere. If I can put up... If I can get to portal on one ball, that's very impressive.
32:17
Let's make it happen! Also, the game being so steep, it's impossible to freaking soft plunge. Oh, crap, I just beat Light Cycle again. Hell yeah, eat it, eat it, sucker. What you got, what you got? Stage? Oh, that's good. Oh, the stage is real. That was freaking dope.
33:00
chopsticks baby light mess with my zen mess with my zen thing man whoo yo they call me orange juice Uhhhh, what's happening?
33:33
CallMeTeezy may be your computer in fact then? I wasn't trying to post a link, there's someone in here posting links to scam people, was trying to see if you're a bot. Oh, right on. Thanks CallMeTeezy, yeah we're good. Love you, love your show.
33:48
Ew, I'm running! That slap sort of hurt my hand a little bit. Ravioli, what's up Rav? Did any of you stick around to watch when I hosted Lethal Frag? He was repairing a creature from the Black Lagoon.
34:23
Oh my gosh. Liv! Double Korra. Hell yeah, I'll take that. Alright, I'm having the... Alright, we're going to post-pass and then shoot up with the left hooker instead. Skadoosh. We're hitting nothing, that's exciting. Give me the ball back, nerd.
35:26
Give me the ball back, nerd. No! Damn it. That was my chance. That ball three did not go anywhere. Jim, sorry, buddy.
35:40
I'm not sure why Mubat's being a jerk right now. Oh, that's a spanking. Look at this dog. Listen, I don't know. Mubat's being a jerk today, man.
35:52
Take it up with him. Private message that dude. He's a piece of crap. He's infesting my chat. Infested! Oop! The hit song D-Res from the motion picture Tron Legacy.
36:17
Girl, I'ma get you D-Rez'd. I think that's how it goes. Oh please. All the way around. Couldn't be in there all the time. Alright, Cora please. Oh yes, beautiful! Oh baby. I just missed a lot of money by missing that shot. And now I'm juggling? Boo-hoo baby! Muvat must think it's Wednesday or Thursday because he got here. I don't know what Muv's problem is, man. Come on. Ah, that AC, I love I'm sweating so bad.
36:58
Got that booty. Got that booty split. Okay. Swing and a miss. Hit everything else. You're going to waste my time. Hit things like Zeus.
37:25
Yes! Oh, everybody. Everybody out. And by everybody, I mean you. Get the hell out of here. It was impressive, man. Internet. You think I care? I don't care. I'm freakin' Jack Danger. I got like, I got like seven damn cats.
37:59
Oh, yes, that. Thank you. How do I have sea stimulation with seven million points? I don't. I don't have four yet.
38:08
Why is it flashing so much? Why are you flashing at all? Why is that flashing? Yo, yo, what's up, Death? Look, Death corrupts. The Death that corrupts us. My man, thanks for coming back.
38:28
Drop catch. Put it away. Swip it, swap it. Put it. And sink it. 1.4 million, girls. What's up? Oh, no, skip the...
38:46
Okay, listen. Mess with my son's name, man. Flip. Boop. Oh, suicide flip. Are you kidding me? Matchy, man.
39:05
Your name looks good up there, buddy. You got that top D. Yo, dude, you got that top D.
39:16
Stun-a-va. Stun-a-va! Just kidding, my friend, because I love your screams! Oh, I love your screams.
39:33
You, like, write your name in the snow with your screams. I'm not saving that. I got an idea. I got an idea. Oh, hey, what happened? Uh, ignore that.
39:48
Ignore everything that just happened there. It's called the Rage Restart. Yeah, you better give me that bomb. Get up there.
40:03
Seems like you're having a lot of fun. I don't have fun doing this, man. This is like... I'm just playing, dog. I love this.
40:14
Get him. Oh, yeah. Wrong stop. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Calm down, Tron. Jeez. Tron's got a bug up his butt. Trying to be all macho and...
40:48
Yeah! What do you got now Tron? I'll just take you to the hardest stop. Oh god, that wasn't easy. Oh, double multiball, guys. Of course I missed it. Why wouldn't I have? Look at this garbage.
41:14
This light cycle multiball and Korra multiball stacked on top. Give me balls, guys. I need Give me Balls, please. I need all of the Balls, please. Also, I need to hit shots. So you play like an idiot until your Ball save is over, except for I don't even time extend it on I'm confused here. I feel like stacking those two together sort of screwed me because I didn't get like a ball state it looked like. Also I hit nothing. You hit nothing. Good Oh, dang, sir.
42:14
Yes? She's an asshole. Donate to kids. She said it, not me. Those mid-table collisions though, yeah, thanks, Barris. Uh, I'm just playing it. Oh. That was a poor stage there.
42:38
I'm not sure why I thought that was going to work. You make me so sad. Nailed it. What's that good for? 2.25? Hell yeah, baby. Oh, now I get a gem? You son of a...
43:12
Get in the disc. This is disco. It was impressive. I'll show you impressive, you son of a... This is a... It's a mature audience.
43:35
Please be mature. 1.4. Free life cycle. I just gotta get dip in the ESP simulation, kids. Black mirror.
43:54
You know what? Laura was watching that and told me to check it out. I haven't seen it yet. It looks neat. One more shot. Oh, my God. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going Bad drop catch, bad drop catch.
44:10
Me mature never. Guys, don't ever grow up on me. Okay, well, relight. Here we go. We can get the ball. Tip off.
44:33
Of course, of course. mathematically, I'm supposed to lose. Oh. You suck By you I mean the royal you meaning me
44:57
Alright, we need a gem. Ricochet! From Ben's atlas. Rich-a-shay. Suck it. And scored her double, so I'm going to get double for that. Alright, now we need Cluesers. Alright, what's... Oh, is that a Clue today? Come on, hit it. Hit some Clue. I don't know what's going on with my thing here, but I hope you're still alive.
45:58
Whatever server we're on now is just like, hey, you're doing great. Shut it down. Yeah, yeah, you're doing great. Keep going, keep going. Just trip that guy. Pull the cable out.
46:12
Thanks for nothing, Virginia. R.I.P., Virginia. Where the hell is that damn shot? What do you say? I say...
46:34
Skippy, whatever you're drinking, stop it. Guys, my chat keeps telling me we're unable to connect you, and it's, like, scaring me that we're not live.
46:49
Have a crack at your butt, nerd. Get up, Dad. Oh, gotcha. Check, calm down, it's live. Well, if it's still live... Wait, what?
47:25
My chat's saying I'm not connected, and my thing says I have zero viewers. So you guys are all figments of my imagination. I knew this was true to begin with.
47:36
I'm actually sitting in a room by myself playing some ball, talking to myself. I guess theoretically I am.
47:45
Logically. Literally. Forward. I give up. Wake up Jack, please wake up. Wake up Jack. Jack, please wake up. I got stung by some space bee and I'm sitting in the hospital dying.
48:21
Nailed it. Oh, post-op. Chats acting funny? Yeah, I don't know what's going on, guys. Good, I'm glad it's not me.
48:53
We're all in your mind. Guys, now I'm scared. See, that's what you get for trying to stage, man. Screw that crap.
49:03
Four, three, two, one. Don't get cocky, Danger. Because you're not happy. Oh! They're not happy. Ho, ho, ho, ho.
49:44
Okay, relax. Relax. Relax, come down clean or I will take you out of the game and throw you in the trash.
50:00
That's what I get, that's what I get. Ain't gonna do it. Guys if you're a bot, can I get a cap of 1, 2, 3 in the chat please?
50:17
Kappa. Slingshort? Dude. How is that happening? Piest. The deal is... Gerson, you damn robot. You damn dirty robot.
51:00
They're learning. Liv, please. Thanks, please. Cabin capper! New stance, download, too slow, up high!
51:24
Oh really? Really? You're gonna keep doing that to me? Early! What do I do with this? Shove it up your blanks. Whoa, the backhand.
52:13
Well, we all know I'm not a bot because I am dead. Some of the men. Bounce pass. Get rid of it. Drop catch. Get rid of it.
52:31
Drain pass. Oh, free jab. Reject. Ball. You've got to be kidding me, dude. Yeah, dude. Replace all the calls with the dude.
53:07
Really pull the room together, man. Come on. Stop it. Woo! Slip! That S target is doing its job. Bounce it out.
53:34
I got an idea, I got an idea. Yes, melee. Hell yeah, girl. There's that. You... Oh, I did that. Crap. Let's get that Z. Are you seriously kidding me? Alright, we'll finish
53:59
this up inside a multiball. I reckon a million of these for something. 1.4. Don't restart 1.4. Don't restart the page. Twitch is gone. Oh, crap.
54:19
Guys, stay here. I love you. Now that's what I'm talking about. Well, that was fun. Oh my god. That's even.
54:48
Guys, he's stuck here. Now, I'm holding Twitch for ransom. The only way to leave is with 30 more subs and a handful more donations. The money doesn't matter.
55:03
It's all about the sub-arinos. Subs, heroes, grinders, whatever you want to call them. Flynn shared me. I don't know what that means.
55:16
Counterstrike screen kill twins? Is there a big Counterstrike thing going on right now? Oh. What? Where's the cleanest shot in the world in the friggin' post-date? Oh.
55:36
Battle Rinzler. Rinzler? I called him Flew. He was a super big jerk. Why did I do that so early? Oh god, why did I do that? Or that.
56:06
What's happening right now? So early. Yes. Your mom. Listen to the shadows and lease to go check. Don't do it. Hmm.
56:24
Switch this down. Yo, switch. Give me one. Just one break. There, that was the break I needed. Unfortunately,
56:47
the other ball drained because I was complaining. Remove the U-target. You need to use for freaking T in portal. I thought I had him on the life cycle. You don't have nothing. Get on up there. Why are you taking so long? Oh, a double. Double core. The double core. I don't need a disc shot, ya ding dong.
57:29
Zeus all day, Zeus all night. Oh, that counted? Hell yeah. Oh, that counted too? We're on our way. Core is ready. We got something going.
58:03
Flynn will give you the last loose target. Okay. Stop it. Give me a big break. Hey, hey, hey, got you. Alright, stop, stop, stop, stop, everybody calm down. Really, you couldn't have just hung out for a minute. Here we go. There we go. I'm going to put some new lights into this multiball.
59:09
Play like an idiot while you get your box out. And trap up when you're done being an idiot. We're investigating issues. Okay. Right on. Well, cool.
59:27
Best to get the misthused. Get some tissues. All to the moon. Guys, control them balls kids, control them. Let's talk about ball control. You know what, if I had a dollar for every single slingshot screw thing, I'd have like a couple of dollars. Yes! No! Okay.
60:25
Oh, you shot. And it did it again. It did it again. The fling short. That was impressive. That better not be ball three.
60:39
You just saved yourself a ticket to the ER, buddy. What am I doing? Now we've got to relight the multiball and hit that gate a couple times.
61:51
Oh crap. Really? The super really? Right on, Death. Thank you for coming, dude. Appreciate it. Twitch is being a switch. Oh, god, yeah.
62:51
You can get it via the inlane over and over. Promise? Oh, I love you. Twitch tilted, yeah, no kidding. Oh crap, I'm going to have to go back. Oh crap, oh crap!
63:34
Crap! Wah wah wah! Alright, that's glue. Now we need Zeus. Zeus-ky. Oh, I hit that E. Z. Oh yeah. What do you got? What do you got? S. Just kidding. A lot a lot earlier. Alright, now we need that E. Guys, we're climbing this hill.
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Oh, got him nervous. No! Oh, shit, I did it. Donation kit, sorry. That was a hill to climb, holy crap. 86. We're putting up some pretty good scores here, folks. Game over, man. Game over, man. What do we need? What do we need? 121 to put our name on the board. 268. How did Nick get 268? I don't even believe that. The E is grumpy. Yeah. I'm wondering how else I can do that because that shot is death. I don't know how else to do that. Why are you dressed as I'm a b-boy today, what's up dawg? Yo, pop it and lock it or something. How do you do that?
65:39
Welcome back, programmer. Person. He's the person. He's 99 of them. He's the 99th person. They're too busy buying drones they probably won't even use Amazon. Guys, number one, we need all the drones. For what? We'll figure it out later. Why wouldn't we want all the drones? We got the money, buy the drones. One danger and I think it broke my arm. All right, Ravi. See you, bud.
66:26
Ravi-oleo. Oh, my God. Dude, the extra ball target on Whitewater is such a freaking nightmare of a target.
66:46
They knew what they were doing when they put that target. right above the frickin' train. I want to get Zeus out of the way, like, now.
66:56
Oh, my God. Lurk for you, though. What? Thanks, man. Give me them lurks. Folks, I know this goes against all lurking protocol, but if you're lurking...
67:12
Can I just get a smiley face in chat if you're lurking? I love my lurkers. Oh, where's that E? I'm talking about ecstasy, folks. Calm down.
67:32
I mean, not ecstasy. Get your hand. Oh! Okay, so... Spambo, yeah, there you go. The actual lurker from Lethals. I can't chat, that's so good. Donate to kids, number one.
67:53
Um, aww. My heart goes out to you, dear lurkers. I, too, am a lurker when not streaming. I like to watch if you know what I'm saying. No, you don't? Oh, sorry. I don't know what I'm talking about.
68:14
Stop. Hit the S. Oh, Ace can't turn back on his face. One break. I'll take one. Look at that. Look at that. Look at it give me all my balls back. You piece of trash. Get the heart. Don't be jerking if you're lurking. Yo, what's up, live?
68:44
Hit the screen. Rhyme it. So mean. Try to hit an extra ball on the walking dead when the ball jumps while rolling onto the left flipper.
68:55
Extra ball shots are typically put in very terrible places. This one's in the same place with all the other, like, multi-ball shots.
69:04
If you like extra balls. We turn ours off because that's gross. One. Hit the U-target. Two. Drain. Three. Hit the U-target. Four. Drain.
69:24
Mom? I broke foot. There you go, Dad. I shall lurk. Until all lurking has been completed. Oh shit! What happened?
70:06
Alright, screw all that crap. This... This track suit is making me, uh, I think, sweat out all of my important fluids.
70:18
Love this train. Night of me Ford! Wait, night of me-a Ford. Hey! Thanks for coming, buddy. I love you.
70:30
Guys, ghost pinball. That's some spooky, spooky crap right there. Oh, the freaking bounce. See, I'm trying to freaking perfect that bounce over to hit Jem.
70:47
Can't hit it. Let's see. Where is it? Create a look. So, the angle is like against the O. But, yeah, let's give it a shot.
71:05
Nope. Super late on the footer. Alright, so it wasn't O, because I feel like that hit the O dead on its nose. Os have noses too, guys.
71:24
Screw you, Rizzo! Stuck it! Oh gosh. The F-Dub drop catch almost screwed me. Drop. Trap. Ghost Dad Pinball. Remember that movie? Oh. Bill Cosby, what have you done? What have you done to me? I mean, not to me.
72:00
So we're doing something called strategic draining. Dodgers. Yes. Holy man. Does it involve jello pudding pops? That was weird. There's a very bad cradle separation.
73:03
The Widow of Bigwig. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You son of a... Get out of my... Cleaning off all the crap I just pooped all over this table because I'm a terrible pinball player.
73:38
Oh, whew. Oh, that burns. Well, we got our super out of it, and really, that's all that matters. Let's go for some gems. We'll get our multiballs going first.
73:54
I wanted that bounce so bad. Yeah, that bounced. Stop. Wendy! She's wet, she's wild. She's Wendy. Welcome back to the most terrible game of pinball any humans ever played. Yeah guys, I'm sorry. I'm not tilting enough, I think is what's happening. If you're not tilting, you're not trying. This game's getting me to the point of... we have it pitched too high and it's actually starting to really throw me off a little bit. Well, actually it's starting to throw me off a lot. 18 million? Barf. I'm going to hate you if you don't give me some points. Come on, man. Trying to make the next high score. Bounce. Oh, you're doing I'm good now, baby. What's up?
75:11
Get you! Can you see how sweaty I am? I'm like... I wish I had another... Ugh, I need a beer. Guys, I need a beer. Where can I get a beer? Is there beer.com? Is that a thing?
75:35
DeliverMeBeer.org? BringThatBeerToYou.gov? The slingshots, guys, are driving me insane. When it's touching the top of the slingshot here, it's hitting that leaf switch, but it's not registering, and it's driving me nuts. Egonomics. This game isn't necessarily rage-inducing, but the way we have it set up is. I wish I could show you really quick. Actually, I can. Let me show you this.
76:09
Here's how high the things pitch. You see that bubble? You see how way out of the friggin' line it is? This thing is nuts. Pitched. BringMeBeer.com
76:26
BringMeBeer.mom Yeah, economics. So, in case you folks are wondering why this thing is just turning into a... Oh, it's super easy to fix. Absolutely.
76:45
But the point of the stream is to keep it interesting. And if I'm sitting here blowing this thing up all day, it's not fun to watch. watching me freak out, sweat, and cuss and then apologize I think is the fun part of the stream.
77:00
Like that would have fallen in had it been pitched properly. Nailed it. Trying to catch the sling. Oh my god, the sling. Hold on.
77:21
I got it. I'm too, I'm so pissed, hold on. Aw, tell me this isn't the last time. Ugh, I'll fart. Uh, live, sorry buddy. Watch this while I hold my beer. Gerson, are you leaving? Gerson, come back. Gerson, come back to the answer. Gerson, no, don't put them all in the trunk. Let's roll the drum.
78:10
Ow, don't lick me. And let's see what that does. Gobble gobble. Man, this is a dirty piece of glass. Oh, really you're going to do this? Don't make me put a dead edge one in there. Pin wither kid, what's up? Finally we are cheating. Get out of here. I'm just going to flick a few switches. you've done nothing. Jack, how'd you get a billion on Tron? All you know, just had a really good game. The balls just didn't want to drain, you know. I was making my shots.
79:21
Don't look at the screen when I got it, because that, you know, that's cheating. Live, you don't, listen dude, you don't ever want to, you don't ever want to cheat on a pinball machine by taking the glass off, because it's like playing God it's like playing, I don't know, Sims when you know all you have to do is type in a small thing and you have all the money and then you can play forever the game immediately gets boring, because you, there's no reason to play man, you can have whatever you want same with this now you You f- you said... You... you... you... I'm gonna... GET UP THAT... Oh my god. See, shots like that, for instance, uh, should be a lot easier to make, but because of the pitch, you need to hit it like dead freaking on.
80:19
Which I'm not doing, but I am getting a lot of Zeus targets. Okay. When you are 11, it's fun without the glass? Yeah, fair enough.
80:32
But it's also extremely dangerous. Wait, I'm loud? Yeah, playing pinball without the glass on sounds like people doing metal work in a room with you. It's insane. I've only tried to stream once with the glass off. It did not work out well at all. It looks beautiful.
81:04
AC Heights. I'm a light desk biker, girl. Nope, you don't want to go up there? Get out of here. That ain't hurt.
81:30
Really, none of you wanted to go up that ramp? You're allowed to go up the ramp if you didn't know. Oh yeah, give me some gems. Guess what's up.
81:45
Tick tock, tick tock. Oh, that was it. Screwed it up. of the grid. The red on the grid. The grid is going to be red. Look at this crap. What a shot last minute.
82:11
What a burger. Alright, I got a jet finished. Please, somebody? The feels, guys, the feels. The riddle of the griddle.
82:46
What have you done? Oh my god. Um, what's next? Clue. We finished news. Screw you, news. What ball is this?
83:07
Whatever. We need Korra. We need an early, early, too early, ya ding-dongs. A little too early. Forget some good clues. Drop, catch, put it away. I can't find it. I can't. I can't find it.
83:34
I can't find it. Now, is Whataburger a real place, or was that that show with that dude? Keenan and Cal.
83:48
Is that right? Keenan and Cal. Whataburger. There it is. Love you. It's real. Oh, okay. I'm thinking of Goodburger. Okay.
84:08
Goodburger also. an interesting place to eat. Not real at all, obviously. Alright, we have Korra finished. Oh, get the hell down here. Stop, stop, stop. The seconds. Milliseconds, internet. That was freaking milliseconds. The milliseconds are real. I can't believe we didn't get our disc. I am pissed. RC dude, what's up? Okay, calm down. Alright, here we go. See if simulation's ready. And all we have to do is disc and, uh, frickin' ding on thing there. Look at this money. Boom, boom, boom. That. Cora. Suck it. We need
85:38
disc and light cycle. I'm ascending. Careful, buddy. It's this time, baby. Okay, here we go. We're going to play it safe. Can you put the ball on the top flipper? Nah, it's leaning too much.
86:26
Crap. My fault, my fault, my fault. Okay, now we need life cycle. This is the hardest one. Because it's a process.
86:38
And also now the ball is out of control. Shark. Really? It's a good scene. Son of a... Guys, son of a... Internet, hold up. Hold up. Whoa. That gem didn't count. What the frick was that?
87:19
Internet, I have something to tell you. It's a secret between you and me. And it involves me missing it.
87:34
Check out this... This better not be prawn. What? Dude, Robo Disco, that is insane. I'm going to test you.
87:49
Lightning's blew a hole. Oh my god, that's nuts. What's up, Tent? Everything is awesome, dude, and it's better now that you're here.
88:01
Thank you. Thank you for being a friend. Travel down the road and back again. Your heart is poop. My heart is poop. You're a pain in the coutty now.
88:20
What Liam? What's up buddy? Welcome! Thank you for coming! Get the hell up there! And it still works! In front of a biscuit eater!
88:36
And if I threw a party, invite everyone you knew. Uh, did you all see that just now? Oh, get the frick in there, dude. Thank you.
89:01
Suck a butt. Shit. Come on, doggy. Yeah, free jump. What do you know? What do you got?
89:20
I had that crap. Alright. Collisions, collisions, collisions. Calm down calm down Are you going to GameWorks next Tuesday Probably
89:41
Oh yeah, add that ball. What's up? Who do you know? That slingshot, guys. The slingshot's going to get ripped out of this damn game.
89:55
Really? Really? Really, really, really interesting. That was your chance, Xavier. You smell like sissies.
90:17
Do the process! Do the Bartman! Oh, Sparks. That was a lot of doinking around, guys. And now for the twin tank.
90:46
Mother. Internet, I want to say thank you for coming. I love the pants off of all of you. If you haven't already, please click follow. It's free to do, and I'll scream your name out.
91:04
Wink, wink, hug, kiss, all that other garbage. It's not garbage, it's true love. I love you guys. Honestly.
91:15
If it wasn't illegal to have multiple girlfriends, I'd have our boyfriends. We'd all be hanging out.
91:24
It's all about love and pinball, dude. And about this game... If I donate X amount of money, will you recreate Friday's stream? There's not enough money in the world, man.
91:43
The pain I felt the next day, both physically and emotionally... There isn't enough money, dude. The pain, honestly, it was, the hangover, I, it wasn't even a hangover, dude, it was like, medical attention was needed, and I didn't go. Like, I was so hungover, my, my body just like shut down. It's like, you, oh, you think you're going to stand up? Nah. Now, we'll talk about that later. Maybe you shouldn't drink three bottles of wine next time, you terrible, terrible human.
92:30
And I was like, but buddy, and it's like, no, screw you, bud. We're done talking. This conversation's over. Now you're going to go throw up, because I hate you.
92:44
Is there a replay somewhere? I deleted it, man. It was a nightmare. I couldn't relive it. Couldn't relive it.
92:54
Holy crap, it's already ready for the super. I don't need the alcohol right now. Right now I just need amazing slices of pizza. Oh god, I could go for some pizza right now. Nailed it. Super jackpot. Super!
93:48
Super jackpot! Oh! Did you see? Okay. If it makes you feel better, I was having a crappy time and it made me feel better. Toxic Wreck Man, okay. That's all this stream's about, dude. I hope people are having fun while they're watching this, because honestly, I'm here in the room by myself, and I'm having a blast. Which is kind of weird. But you guys are here, and I love playing pinball. It's showing you guys.
94:23
And Bart, get the money. Get the money. Best extra ball graphics. What have I done? Wait, you want to know what the best extra ball graphics are? WWE, the new pinball machine that just came out. 110%. It's two butts ramming into each other. It's incredible.
94:57
Yes! Nailed it! Now we need some kloozies. Some juke kloozies. Some George Kloonzies. Please? Oh, you almost...
95:28
Banshee vents! Suckers! Man, yeah, I'll show you a grid. I'm gonna slap you in the face with my grid.
95:38
Pimp! Gotcha! Pimp! Oh, you naughty, naughty, naughty pinball machine. Get up there! That's what I'm talking about. I catch you! Where the hell is this shot? We're going to find Somebody call a plumber. Oh, you have to be. Come on, dog. Get up there. Come on, doggy. Yep. Oh, that's it. Desk. Desk, any money? Oh, God, what have you done? I threw away all that end of the line bonus.
96:24
Oh, you tilt now. We have a conversation to have. This is cool. Guys, remember when I had a big frickin' beard, and then when I had that big frickin' mustache, and now I look like I'm a 12-year-old track star?
96:46
What the hell am I talking about? Get up there. I don't want to hear you talking anymore, Tron. The son of Jamaica! Guys, you're talking like chockers.
97:15
Battle Rinzler to expatiate your anger from this game beating the crap out of you. Rinzler, you fat piece of crap. We're going to have to have a talk, buddy.
97:30
Um, oh, folks, an update on the next two emoticon slots, uh, for the Donate to Kids Piggy Bank emote, and for the Everybody Out of the Pool Wet Chocolate Bar emote, um, we are, I believe, 26, 26 or 27 subscribers away, so it's right around the corner. We'll get there. Oh, get in there. Nailed it. Nailed it. Jack, I can't imagine you as a rock star. Yep. I got that James Bond attitude. Hey guys, I'm not a rock star. A lot of people, when my face is shaped like this, when I was younger anyway, I got mistaken for the lead singer of Panic at the Disco a lot. Like, a lot, a lot.
98:39
Hit the U-target again, man. I'm going to rip that freaking switch out of there, dude. I want a Monger emoticon. Yeah. I missed the Monger.
98:57
Every, look it, it can't even make it all the way around. That's how freaking, it's, Jenny Jim. Stop! Everyone, stop! Oh my god. I'm gonna... oh my god. I've had it up to here with you, Tron. You garbage person. You human garbage person. Hit anything. Anything. One thing. Frame. I don't even care. Okay. Anger. And then he got angry. Why did I drain that ball? I'm an idiot. Come on, What's up buddy? Thanks for coming.
99:52
Good. Aw you... Sexy, sexy machine. Get the sexy machine! Match event! You ain't doing none of that. Demented Warlock with the Dogecoin.
100:18
Slip, uh, slip, um, okay. So that was two tries, number three. There you go. Cora! Ugh. Why is that chorus card so freaking impossible? Look at that.
100:41
Is it going to pop out of Smirnoff's anger? Hopefully not. This is a Gavin machine, so he builds his machines like tanks, man.
100:51
Skuba, what's up? You know what? I think I mentioned yesterday that halfway through the week I'm going to reduce the slope, so I'm guessing tomorrow I'm going to reduce the slope while there's a ball around the front page, so I'm not just, like, completely losing my freaking mind while there's a thousand people watching me figuratively shit all over the table. I don't know how to donate kids.
101:19
Heh. Are you seeing this? Are you seeing this nonsense right now? Look at this crap. Look at this crap.
101:29
Alright, we got some fast scoring action going. Um... So, uh, how does fast scoring work in the drain? I don't think it does.
101:41
Whoop! Oop! Danger! Jack Danger! Finally got OBS figured out yesterday's pinball stream. Oh, that's awesome, Pimps!
102:00
Moida! I'm Moida, my dear! Danger Zone! Nailed it. Get up there. Jack smash. Get jack smashed.
102:52
Get jack smashed. Mom? That was impressive. Thanks. Thanks, the dude. The Deuce. Oh, that skull though on the outlay. Look at this crap. Oh, my, Mr. Stardust in the Star Trek? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did he pay you to come in here and say that?
103:43
Got it. Two, three, four, three. Nailed it. Alright, so now we just want to hit that freaking gate a handful of times.
104:03
Oh, really? Yamama! Alright, we need Korra. For some reason, I'm unable to hit it. Some very stupid reason.
104:32
Man, it just disconnected me from chat again. Encore! How many more is that? Oh, that save was beautiful. Welcome back, Jaded. You're the best.
105:06
Interpretive dancing. I got that muscle. Get up there. I'm digital jazz. What did he say? I'm digital jazz. Oh, please. Calm down. I'm trying to figure out this whole, uh...
105:48
There we go. Okay. Uh, what the hell's chatty? No, you're not. What is chatty? Oh, you mean chatty? Chai tea. Chai tea, the drink. Uh, I use it sometimes when I'm, like, If I've had a long day and I just need to relax, he calls me down.
106:18
Nice, frothy chai tea. Seriously, though? I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Why I oughta... Stop it! Oh, goodness gracious.
106:41
See it in there. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. How hard is it to stage the upper flipper? It's not really hard, but it's in the way. Staging on this game isn't a lot of fun, dude. Come on dude. Okay, we have one shot to the light cycle, one shot to the frickin' disc. And we hit none of them. It's that punk, it's that punk, it's that punk, it's all the punk. So we're going to use this not to score, but to try to complete Z. And jam, I guess. Gotcha. The Toaster Jack line. Oh, no, I haven't checked that out. Sounds interesting. What's it do?
108:18
I didn't mean to shoot that other slipper. I did anyway though. Okay. S. I freaking hit it! On purpose!
108:35
And now that Zeus is done, let's work on getting... Or I can't do light cycle. Gem, gem, gem, gem. Yep, there's Gem started. Let's get Gem finished. Guys, we might not even have to go to freaking Steve's Simulation. We can go straight to Portal. Oh Jim's done. Hell yes. We're gonna drink.
109:02
Oh crap. Woo! It's neat to change chat color and font stuff. Oh, right on. Here they come. Wow, wow.
109:33
Man, look, wow. Alright. We're making money, guys. We're making money. Alright, so, there's a process getting this going, and I don't like, I don't like this at all.
109:49
I just want the freaking ball! I made 22 million doing nothing. Sorry, don't need to give it to you. Guys I'm one mode away. I'm in my Tron training suit.
110:20
Is this the Pixies mode? Where is my mind? Guys. GTJ, am I right? Garrison, you still here? Can I get some GTJ?
110:39
Yeah. Okay. Stop. Calm down. Yes, hit that. I love that. Two-way combo. Does nothing for me.
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Wave of mutilation. Oh, that felt good. That didn't. Hey man, it's your lucky day. Um, it's your lucky day, you sad piece of crap. Frickin' Tron! You're lucky I'm playing you. I'm gonna turn you off and throw you in the dumpster. For hurting my feelings.
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Oh, the staves. Am I getting dangerous? I can't tell. Woo! Right in the feels. Gotcha, Strahan, you zone of oath.
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Let's play how many times can you choose or something? Five, six, seven, three. Three jump shot. That was cute. The U-target are on point right now. So here's why, yes, you You can stack Korra and Light Cycle multiballs in this game. Here's why the Light Cycle one is so hard. Are you ready for this? Because it's not just hitting a bunch of Light Cycles to get the mode finished. You have to do it in a specific combo order. That order is, shoot up, there's a couple different combinations, but this is the only one I know by heart. Shoot up this ramp, comes down,
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immediately shoot Korra, then immediately shoot up this ramp. Into the scoops. Done. You finished the mode. You know how freaking hard that is to do just on the spot? It's such a pain in the butt. Our video froze. What's wrong with me?
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Fall in, baby. Fall into the gap. Gee whiz, Tron, be reasonable. Right? Am I right? Guys, you got my back on this? Freakin' Tron.
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Um, I'm not seeing any dropped frames. I'm not seeing any dropped frames on me, guys. X-Split tells me when I'm dropping them.
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Oh, I'm not wearing an undershirt. I scored 310 million last night on this. Best score ever for me. 10s, that's awesome, dude. 310's a good score.
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Come play this, Tron, and I want to see you do that. Is that TimBalls I see? TimBalls came into the chat just to tell me I tilted. What a champion. So sad. I'm a ding-dong. Here we go. Match event. Now, I met a brave warrior. Um, well, now that we've streamed for a period, two hours, that's what I do. I'm here to let you know when you're screwing up, you piece of crap.
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Ten, you to man. Oh, my lanta, I'm hitting everything. Jack, I hope we get to play each other at ReplayFX. Timballs, you know we will, man. You know we will.
115:49
We're going to play... You're going to win, but we're going to have to hold hands the entire time. Not split flipper, just one-handed, but we have to hold hands the entire time. So I'm going to be off to the side here, holding your hand, and you're going to be like, flip, flip, flip, flip.
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Flip, flip, flip, flip. and it'll catch on because people will be like, damn, what are they doing over there? We'll be like, practicing, bitch. This is how you get good at the bounce pass. Well, why are you holding his hand? Because this guy's my friend. Get the hell out of my face. Get the...
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Get... You want to come play some pinball next week? Of course, man. Hit me up on some Facebooks or something like that, dude, so we can actually work out you coming in here.
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Get out of my face with this whole ball collision nonsense. The grid, um, I'm going to light it on fire. How does that sound?
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Oh, I had that. He actually did it. Ha, ha, ha. Pinball. Slap. Slap it. Oh my god, it's Pac-Man! Oh my god, it's Pac-Man. Nothing happened, dude. Just stuff goes up and down. You probably caught us when we were on the homepage.
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I lost a lot of viewers when I got super drunk on stream. I'm just kidding, I don't know. Yeah, it's all because of the homepage stuff.
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That doesn't mean you can't stick around. Holy crap. I love you. Attackman, I will let you have one of the drone sticks of chicken I have in the back if you stick around. How does that sound?
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Oh, no. Match event. You deserve more views. Ah, oh, my God. You are my favorite, favorite Bumon, Vieng. You deserve more views.
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I deserve more beers. I'm almost not... I'm like losing my mind in this crack. The freaking Lazarus is real here, kids. Hold out for a second.
119:13
Guys, sorry. All right. The deal's the deal. No one said anything about turducken. Bottle of red. I don't even know wine. God, that was the dumbest night of my life. I don't know why I decided to drink red wine, why I decided to drink it out of the bottle, and why I decided to drink three bottles, which is, that's alcohol poisoning territory.
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But I'm here to talk about it and laugh, and my liver hurts so much. Oh, look at this. Man, I'm looking fly right now.
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Wait, where is that red cape I was wearing on Friday? That thing was awesome. Hold on, let me see if I can go find that thing.
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Get! Oh yeah, what? Danger for what? Get out of my face. Danger for what? Oh my god, where's the spray paint? Almost a dead flip haircut. Territory. Wine hangovers are the worst. D-Grumpy. You know it, man. Wine hangovers are just death. They are nasty. You want me to bring Vigo in here? Guys, give me a second.
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So I'm bringing another coat because it's amazing degrees in here. Take a look at this guy. Just have a gander at that while I go turn the air conditioning up. I'll be right back. This is Viggo the Carpathian, a good buddy of mine. He's a super grump and because he's a grump he sits in our bathroom at all times.
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He's there to scare the poop out of you. It sits above the toilet. It's pretty rad. Alright Viggo, you stand off to the side here buddy and we'll play pinball. How's that sound? Lift your seat up a little bit more. There you go, bud.
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Yeah? Yeah, that's not terrifying. Scare the kids? Ah, I couldn't find the cape. I'm not sweating it. Viggo the Cruel, Viggo the Torturer, Viggo the... Hey, are you painting today instead of playing? Oh, I'm playing pinball.
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I'm just hanging out with Viggo. The Carpathian. You gonna put... Oh, I nailed that, you son of a... Fall back. My man.
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You guys want a tour of the studio? I don't know if you're ready for that yet. Wait until I build a more reliable mobile rig, and then I'll get a studio tour.
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Well, I screwed that up, huh? There's a lot of money to be had there tonight. Cracked it all the way. Git! Git! Where is the freaking Korra shop? Pay no attention to Vigo. You know, I think Vigo might, uh, I might leave Vigo on stream, um, tomorrow when we're on the homepage.
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And just, don't even, don't even say anything about it. People bring it up, what the hell are you talking about?
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Oh, this is my, this is my dad, Jerry. Jerry Danger. Uh, yeah, Vigo, I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
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Bounce past you, dummy. So, not to sound stupid, but daily battle? Uh, Tater, so what happens is every single day, Monday through Friday, I'm just trying to beat the crap out of this machine and showing you folks how to play this machine and different flipper maneuvers and stuff like that. And occasionally we have people on with us, or with me, that I battle today and flying I'm still with my boy here.
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And trust me, taters, there are no stupid questions. Only stupid hand swerves. I want another gem, please. Give me a gem.
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You got it, buddy. That was gnarly. Chopper Jim, Misty by a Mile. Really? One more. The Resolute Bloomstern. Alright. Oop! Gotcha! Oh crap. Bounce. Viggo is the best mother...
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Uhhhh... You wanna see a Periscope studio tour? Um... You know, wait. If I do Periscope, will it show up on the computer because I could do periscope sped into desktop capture onto Twitch. Then I guess I could show you guys what's up.
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Because you would not believe the view we have outside of our windows man. It is crazy. We have an unobstructed 360 of all downtown Chicago and we're in like a gross meat packing building. We lucked out really well. Another customer. It's magic.
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You guys want to see some magic tricks? I'm an amateur magician as well. That's how I get all the ladies. Just kidding, I don't get any ladies. Oh man, I cannot... Oh my God. Just missed 90 times. How long has Twitch been around? I'd say like, Twitch was a spin-off of JustinTV, so I think Twitch is like three or four years old, maybe. And now you can watch anything being played on Twitch. Hell, you can go watch people play blackjack, or just draw pictures, because now there's like a creative part of Twitch. Come on! Oh, come And up! What the shafts?
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Did you count the Justin Tee he did? Yeah, that's what, uh, 2008, man. That's crazy. Was the internet even around in 2008? Back in my day, guys, back in my day, I'd throw rocks at girls if I wanted to stay elected.
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Wait, I still do that. Muckabub! That's it. Don't tell me what to do. You don't tell me what to do. You're not my real mom.
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Come on. Oh, I just want that damn gem shot. Yes, that. Thank you. Now give me like nine more of those.
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trip! bounce over. oh sorry buddy. only stuff from puff blinkerinos. what? that's Viggo the Carpathian. he's playing pinball against me and he's whipping my butt. literally and figuratively. Come on, dog. Come on. That saved, though. Light fight. Oh, my God. Oh, Oh my god, what am I doing? What am I doing? Vigo interviewer riot.
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I can't even keep a straight face trying to think about interviewing this painting right now. So, Vig's. Can I call you Vig's? No? Vigo? Alright.
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How about throwing the blood, huh? Well, man, don't we look the same? I'm trying to hit Jen now for the super Korra jackpot. It's not working. Got it. Oh, and the flipper's stuck. And another one. And another one.
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Okay, let's take it easy here, kids. Oh, yes! Another... I screwed that up. There was opportunity there. Ghostbusters 2 Yeah Ghostbusters 2 is the business man All the Ghostbusters movies are on point Or both I should say Uh Zeus? I'm not going to try that We'll just go for Steam Simulation Finish Zeus in there I finished, oh my god. Hey man, what's your lucky day? Oh man, I'm all over this. It's Tuesday, where is Mrs. Danger? What Mrs. Danger do you speak of? I'm just a sexy guy hanging out with my sexy bachelor friend Vigo here. He's a shy guy and doesn't know how to talk to ladies without ripping their spines out.
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Okay. Yes. Crap. E. Crap. This is the hardest shot, man. Alright, now we need this And then we get to go for portal Keep hitting No! Oh my god, all the I just threw away so much money I told you to look out, man Dammit Vigo I'm sorry, dude Oh my god, I'm sorry I'm sorry, bro I'm sorry bro.
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Wait, what the hell is Tron? How do I get Tron? Oh, the frickin' Domet dummy. Oh that was going Two more targets get it in there we have Portal Kids So what lit What lit So right now all the lifecycle crap I think is legit So right now all the lifecycle crap I think is okay.
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Are we going to have another crap portal multiball? Is that a crap portal multiball? Oh my god, yes we are. Well that was a terrible portal. Again, again, again. Oh my lord. Of course.
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Oh guys, I screwed up. And since I screwed up... The Dad's Lab. Why did you do this to me? Hey. Guys, you don't want to watch Friday's Studio.
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I am 12 and what is Dad's Lab? It's a dead flip when I'm doing bad. Kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa.
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We're working on a Friday recreation. honestly I bet if you contact Twitch you could probably get them to like recover it for you times 12 get a clue
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Oh, God. Smash. Smash the game. I'm going to smash it. I'm going to wreck it. Friday with proper FUF. Amphetamine, you were here? Sorry. I'm sorry. Guys, if you were here Friday, I apologize if I said anything inconsiderate or crazy. I'm sorry.
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Bro! What is up man? Here's where you go. Are you part of any pinball leagues, me? Yeah, I'm deadlift. I run, I run your face. Welcome back, programmer. I like Friday, yeah. You know what, I've got to say, Friday was fun, I guess, while I was making it. It wasn't fun to go back and watch.
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And it wasn't fun the next day recovering from it. But I did have a lot of fun. In fact, I think if I turn on some jams right now and turn the music down on the game a little bit, I want to play a little longer, but our two hours, our usual two hours is up.
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And we can mute a few VODs here and there. I can't handle it. Do a dual flip game with Vigo. Oh, you want to do... You want to do... Okay.
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We're going to do split flipper. So my hand's going to be back here. You ready, buddy? No, don't go all the way around.
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No, you're supposed to... Come on, dude. Come on. Get in the light cycle, ding dong. I'm killing it. Ready? I'm going to bounce it over to you. Oh, you're going to beat it back to me? Whatever. Can you hit something, dude?
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This is weird. Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. It was impressive. Guys, if it's not weird, it's not fun, right?
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Oh, I'm going to put on some music really quick. What are you doing, Bo? I'm trying to play and do something at the same time.
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I am actually operating my phone and playing pinball one-handed at the same time, kids. Did I play alternative country music on Friday? Oh my god.
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Oh my god. What have I done? Stern blinking the score of each Twitch lane, right? Uh, I don't know. What is lane these days? I'm lame.
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Um, so... Oh, God, I screwed Nick's RDO up so bad, man. Uh, keep listening. Greatest hits. Some stuff from Whitesnake, I guess.
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90s number one jams. I played 90s number one jams and Michael McDonald a lot. Okay. How do I make this go in the thing with the stuff? Office. Group. Foyer. Hold on, Internet! You spent an hour trying to play 90's rock playlist? Yeah, I do that. Group. Ungroup. Done. Foyer. Yes, we're getting there. Internet. Then you do this. You type this thing. See
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my phone? Don't look at my phone number. This is a magic trick. You played, I did not play um bop. Get the hell out of here. Um bop dip a dop on doo wop? Um bop dip a dop on Dip-a-dop-on-do-wop? Is that how you say it?
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Unable to connect. Okay, well, I think that thing's broken, guys. He's taking too long. Start rambling. Internet. Rub-a-rub-a-rub-a-rub-a-rub.
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What was that? Was that South Park with the motorcycle guys? Jack, no joke. Vigo just moved. You look great, buddy. You're doing great.
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If he's not in the painting, by the time I turn around, we're going to have a problem. Oh, I see what the problem is.
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Holy crap. I haven't figured it out. Later, ZZ Top. Have a good one, buddy. And now we get kicked off the internet.
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As I'm playing Michael Jackson or something. I don't know. This is how it starts, though, guys. You play some jams. I succumb to a bottle of wine.
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I take it the backside of the painting is the empty side. Yeah, there's nothing back there, man. I would like to see a... Shut up, Michael Jackson. I would like to see a Vigo cosplay, definitely.
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Viggo... Are you seeing this? How do you not play Ghostbusters theme song? I'm tru- I'm literally was looking for it.
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Actually, I have one better. The guy that they ripped off trying to make the, uh, Ghostbusters theme song. Are you familiar? Folks?
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Are you familiar with who that is? Welcome back, program. Booyah, Shaka. Let's play some pinball. Michael Jackson uncredited.
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Oh. Oh, that would have been great. I gotta turn down the frickin' Tron music. Yeah, Parker Ray Jr., you frickin' nailed it dude. He got a couple because he was trying to recreate a Huey Lewis in the new song.
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What's up? You ain't drunk today. Uh, that's true. Um, you don't know that. I might be drunk. you
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you What have I done? Good thing someone named Jamie keeps coming in and asking for that same thing. Keeps it fresh. Keeps it fresh. I just hired that Jamie guy to come in at exactly 7.30 and ask to say his name. That way you guys think it's fresh content. Alright, now we need two.
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Should have done that. Alright, let's see. Oh, the backhand. Pinball like, what are you asking? Oh, right on. I hit that, you son of a...
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I can't believe I overshot the E just now. Can't have add-ons or team-pe... GO! Oh, you gots to be! Nailed it. Calm down. Okay, how are we going to hit this E, guys? Guys, I just got to hit that damn E. I can't.
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Oh, gotcha you son of a... Alright, now we have to hit that sequence of light cycles. Here we go. Missed it a million times already. One. Sure.
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Guys, we're good. We're on our way to the portals. It wants me to hit the freaking gym stuff What have I done?
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Alright, we're going to have to try the bounce off here Here we go Oh, that was close You I freaking better believe that portal is lit right now. Oh my god.
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Oh god, what have I done? Just fall in, man. Portal Sometimes bad is bad Should we get more balls? Oh my God, here we go.
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You mother freaking piece of trash. Welcome back to regular play, guys. Maybe I don't need to listen to music.
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Oh, God, I'm angry. It sounds like stupid flashing stuff, but honestly, like, nothing's really flashing during this.
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Watch this bonus, though. Worst portal ever. Scribble, no. The worst portal ever was the first one from yesterday where I got five million points.
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Every time you stream, you get younger. Something about Twitch. Yeah, dude. This is what they ripped off to make Ghostbusters.
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You're welcome. I'm breaking the play. I want a new drug. What am I going to do? Who are you going to call? Ghost blasters! Oh god.
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So, mission complete. Request it. Love the painting. Oh, this guy? Oh, this whole thing? I'm in love with you. This isn't real. You're just seeing what I'm seeing when I'm drunk. Somehow Twitch allowed that. Yeah man, they ripped this song off hard for Ghostbusters.
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Ghostbusters! What's up girl? The Ghostbusters ripped off Huey Lewis and the News. Trash. The Trash. See, listen to that. the trash
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the whole freaking song is just a rip Ghostbusters also ripped off to Dining Women. That is a reference I haven't heard about in too damn long. You're joking. Yeah, see I bought this painting and what is it called, a mogwai off of some dude in Chinatown. The thing is in the back right now taking a swim eating some chicken wings. Uh, it's gonna be a fun party tonight.
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I'm on a new truck. Mark Wilde! Super Mound! I'm on a new truck. Kid! I'm about to lose my mind. Thank you. Oh my God.
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I'm on a new truck. Well, that's what it says. One in one thing feels too bad, one in one thing feels too good. Come on, I just spit when I said that. That's how drunk I am. One in one time, one in one thing I do best, one in one thing brings me down. One in one thing makes me nervous, one in one thing, one in one thing makes me feel like I'm feeling like I'm in love. Oh, get out of here.
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Oh, we got a new drug. It's called bath salt. One that won't make me eat my friend's face off. Come on, V, go sing it.
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Don't be shy, Viggo. We're talking about your anxiety problems here, buddy. I want a new job. I need a new job.
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Okay, I got an idea. I got an idea. Whichever flipper has the most balls on it... Okay. Crocodile. That stuff's frightening sounding, man. The stuff that, like, eats all your body off.
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Nailed it. Oh, I hit that piece of crap. Oh, the staging. 💥 downs in Stan and Quinn mixtuyorum 💥 Uh, Chippy, have a good one buddy. Love you, man.
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Hit the freaking shot. Not that. Oh, my life. Yeah, guys, I think, uh... Play some Black Tiger Sex Machine. Is that a pinball machine?
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Is that a song? Is that a band? Hey, everybody, I'm up on the couch. I'm gonna sing Globetrotters on stream. It's been on stream before, Pinball X.
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Or do you mean the actual Globetrotters, like Curly Joe and all those guys? I don't think they're very good pinball players.
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The closest thing to a pinball Globetrotter is Bowen Perrins. Oh, no! Oh, my God. No. Man, I'm all over this.
167:04
Every day, Jack should be a different character with a backstory. My name is Forrest. I come from Russia.
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Ukraine, actually. What's up, GC65? Scuba Diver, we maintain the machines here ourselves to a point. When stuff gets really out of control, we have a check that comes out and fixes stuff for us. Gavin the Monster Miller.
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What have I done? What have I done? By the way Jack, your people need to see I'm open skinned. I'm inviting you to a hungarian trip. Dude, I'm all about that man. I need to get out overseas somewhere. And I'm always hungry.
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Get the bad joke. Oh stop! Geez man. Okay, so now we need light cycle and then we can go into portal again. You have a tech? Yeah, you gotta have a tech, man. I mean, learn to fix your stuff, but there's some things you shouldn't be touching. Oh, I almost finished it. No, man, come on.
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There's a voltage thing that needs to be switched over if you're bringing machines overseas. Unfortunately.
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I am invincible. Uh, okay. I don't want to hear this anymore. I can't hear this anymore. There's one last song I want to hear, and then I'm going to leave.
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Hello? Internet? Yes. Play now. I'm a boy, I'm a girl Get them flippers up for C&C Music Factory! Jack Jack Jams.
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Guys, I'm in a track scene. You gotta listen to Chuck Fams. God, you're making me slap you, Ron. You're making me slap you. You like it. I can tell. Look at this crap. This makes me feel old, don't you Jack? Don't feel old, feel happy. Feel happy that I knew what this was enough to turn it on.
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Oh! I can't do it, I can't do it. Guys, internet, I'm sorry. I need alcohol. The music takes control of the heart. Oh, if I didn't drink, I'd be old. Dance to this game, dance to this game, dance no more. Listen, if you don't have jazz hands, you don't have nothing. Thank you.
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Thank you.