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SDTM reviews Data East's Jurassic Park (1993) and Sega's Lost World with nostalgic bias but detailed technical analysis.
Jurassic Park by Data East is sometimes called 'the poor man's Addams Family or Whirlwind' due to similar layout elements
high confidence · Greg Bone describes the machine's playfield layout: 'It is made by Data East, a really popular back in the arcades in the '90s. It is known as the poor man's Addams Family or Whirlwind.'
Jurassic Park Data East was Greg's first pinball machine ever owned
high confidence · Greg states: 'Jurassic Park by Data East was my very first pinball machine I ever owned.'
The Lost World was Greg's first pinball machine with his girlfriend/wife
high confidence · Greg mentions: 'Lost World was my very first pinball with my girl.'
Jurassic Park's T-Rex toy mechanism—where the T-Rex comes down and eats the ball—was a significant innovation for its 1993 release
high confidence · Zach rates toys/innovation 'A plus' and discusses: 'You get a Tyrannosaurus The Rex... he comes down, picks up your bowl, eats it. You see it. And then he drops it in the back of his mouth.'
Data East games are sometimes criticized for recycling/regurgitating sound effects, but the hosts gave Jurassic Park an A- for music despite this
medium confidence · Greg states: 'Most people will say Zack and Greg, "There's no Data East that can be ranked an A because they regurgitated and recycled a lot of those sound effects." Did you guys really go A? And we did.'
The Jurassic Park machine features a 'smart missile' that can auto-complete any lit shot when activated before draining
high confidence · Greg explains: 'That smart missile is used very nicely... Whenever you use it, it's going to give you a credit for anything—any shot that's lit on the game.'
Jurassic Park's artwork is considered poor quality by the hosts, with particular criticism of character rendering by the artist (Dan Lee implied)
high confidence · Zach criticizes: 'This is not the prettiest pinball machine... the translite and playfield, yes, that's rough... hot dog fingers... The saddest dinosaur I've ever seen.'
“Jurassic Park by Data East was my very first pinball machine I ever owned.”
Greg Bone@ 5:02 — Establishes Greg's personal nostalgia and bias toward the machine, which he acknowledges affects his review
“It is known as the poor man's Addams Family or Whirlwind.”
Greg Bone@ 6:58 — Community nickname that frames Jurassic Park within the lineage of classic Pat Lawlor-influenced designs
“This is not the prettiest pinball machine.”
Zach Meny@ 14:40 — Opens the art criticism section, establishing that visual presentation is a major weakness despite other strengths
“There's no Data East that can be ranked an A because they regurgitated and recycled a lot of those sound effects. Did you guys really go A?”
Greg Bone@ 23:16 — Acknowledges community criticism of Data East sound design while justifying why the hosts still rated Jurassic Park highly
“The theme is what keeps it around. I'm gonna be minus on it because I always want one. But once I get one, I usually only have it for code.”
Greg Bone@ 27:13 — Reveals that despite loving the theme, long-term ownership satisfaction is limited, suggesting theme alone cannot sustain engagement
“I actually think Lost World as a better and didn't this pen a lot of people shoot me for it but also the same people have never played Lost World”
Zach Meny@ 30:10 — Sets up comparison between the two machines and hints at Lost World being underrated due to limited play experience
sentiment_shift: Both hosts acknowledge personal nostalgia bias affecting reviews; explicitly state Jurassic Park is 'their first' machine and recognize emotional attachment skews judgment positively
high · Zach: 'That's probably, like, yeah, this is—neither, man. As a man, my first love, I'm still—' indicating sentimental attachment influences scoring. Greg: 'I'm a little high on Jurassic Park... mine might be a little skew cuz it was my first page'
competitive_signal: Hosts discuss 'smart missile' feature mechanics and strategic use (holding until third ball/drain to secure multiball or complete chaos spelling) as advanced technique; demonstrates depth of rule optimization in competitive play
medium · Greg: 'I like to start the multiball, spell my chaos out, and then try to hit it when I'm getting ready to drain—get a multiball... Amateur tip right there, family'
design_philosophy: Data East artwork for Jurassic Park characterized by poor character rendering, 'mushy' faces, weak composition, particularly criticizing artist Dan Lee's finger rendering ('hot dog fingers') and overall translite quality
high · Zach: 'This is not the prettiest pinball machine... composition is all wrong... hot dog fingers which are best with ketchup... The saddest dinosaur I've ever seen.' Greg agrees artwork is 'atrocious'
design_philosophy: Jurassic Park's playfield layout explicitly modeled on Pat Lawlor design principles (Addams Family, Whirlwind) with mode-stacking mechanics; hosts acknowledge this as positive pedigree but note layout lacks standout innovation
high · Greg: 'It is very reminiscent of an Addams Family or a Whirlwind... It's very Pat Lawlor-esque.' Layout comparison includes two scoops, ramps with diverters, inner loop, kickback—establishing design lineage
positive(0.72)— Hosts express clear affection for both machines driven primarily by theme and nostalgia, but acknowledge significant design weaknesses (particularly artwork). Jurassic Park receives qualified praise (B+ cumulative) with theme being the standout positive element. The tone is respectful but critical, with hosts balancing personal bias against objective technical analysis. Strong enthusiasm about The Lost World positioning suggests anticipation for second review.
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The hosts rate Jurassic Park's cumulative score at B+ (3.33 for one host, 3.11 for the other), with theme being the strongest element
high confidence · Greg reports final scores: 'Greg is actually higher than I am on this you ready b-plus... I'm gonna be a three point one one.'
“Themes matter to me... Themes matter oh it very much does don't let anybody tell you different”
Greg Bone / Zach Meny@ 31:03 — Core philosophy statement: theme is identified as a primary driver of machine value and enjoyment in pinball
“The Lost World Jurassic Park... the last to ever leave his collection”
Greg Bone@ 31:37 — Indicates The Lost World holds permanent collection status for Greg, suggesting higher long-term value/enjoyment than Jurassic Park
licensing_signal: Greg attempted to contact The Lost World's artist for interview and original artwork; artist was reportedly 'curt' but 'nice,' indicating artist engagement with collector community and potential future collaborations on content
medium · Greg: 'I actually reached out to him and tried to get the like and he was very curt he was very nice yeah it took me a while to contact him... I'm trying to get some of the original art from him because I want to fram'
product_strategy: Hosts recommend LED lighting upgrades (PIN Stadium, color-changing toppers) as necessary aftermarket modifications to salvage Jurassic Park's visual presentation; incandescent lighting on original topper described as looking 'old' and 'aged'
high · Zach: 'You can make that playfield look gorgeous but... like you said about that art that sepia or whatever... you can never do mean everything that backglass.' Recommends purple/color-changer LED toppers as visual improvement
product_concern: Jurassic Park artwork described as deteriorated or low-quality even by 1993 standards; sepia/washed-out translite and poor character proportions cited as permanent visual limitation that cannot be fully overcome despite rule/toy quality
high · Zach: 'Even the translations washed out... it's like a yellow... it cannot light it right. It's not the best-looking whole machine.' Greg: 'I could draw better than that, and I know I'm terrible'
sentiment_shift: Zach's early preview that The Lost World is 'a better' machine than Jurassic Park generates disagreement and defensive response from Greg; suggests potential divergence in final scores between hosts on the Sega version
medium · Zach: 'I actually think Lost World as a better... a lot of people shoot me for it but also the same people have never played Lost World.' Greg's defensive response and insistence they defer discussion until after Lost World review
licensing_signal: Hosts identify theme as primary value driver for Jurassic Park; theme ranked A+ while mechanics and art receive lower scores; demonstrates how strong IP licensing can sustain engagement despite design flaws
high · Greg: 'The theme is what keeps it around... Themes matter oh it very much does don't let anybody tell you different.' Theme score A+, cumulative B+ suggests theme uplift of weaker components