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World Cup Soccer '94 (Bally 1994) 06/23/15

Dead Flip·video·1h 31m·analyzed·Jul 2, 2015
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TL;DR

Dead Flip streams World Cup Soccer '94 gameplay with discussion of mechanics and tournament play.

Summary

Dead Flip streams World Cup Soccer '94 (Bally 1994) gameplay on June 23, 2015, with co-host Nick. The host discusses the game's design by John Papaduke, attempts to beat a 4.5 billion grand champion score in hard mode, and provides commentary on pinball mechanics, multiball strategy, and the game's appeal beyond soccer fans. The stream is interrupted by construction noise and cut short due to the host's tournament commitment at Emporium in Chicago that evening.

Key Claims

  • World Cup Soccer '94 was designed by John Papaduke

    high confidence · This is a fun game designed by John Papaduke

  • The machine at Dead Flip has a grand champion score of 4.5 billion in hard mode

    high confidence · There is a huge grand champion on here of four and a half billion

  • Joe Saeed came close to the grand champion score with 3.5 billion the previous day

    high confidence · Joe Saeed came pretty close yesterday with like a three and a half

  • Emporium in Wicker Park, Chicago holds weekly IFPA tournaments with $5 entry fee and WPPR point qualification

    high confidence · go to Emporium in Wicker Park. There is a tournament. It's a $5 entry fee, and it is for WPPR points

  • The host has been playing pinball for about 3-4 years

    high confidence · I've been playing pinball, I think, for about three or four years. About four years, I think

Notable Quotes

  • “If you are not ranked on the IFPA, by giving the operator five bucks and competing in the tournament, no matter how good or how bad you do, you will be a world-ranked pinball player and then you could tell your mom and she'll be super impressed.”

    Host (Jack Danger)@ 3:27 — Explains how grassroots IFPA tournaments democratize competitive pinball participation

  • “Theme aside, you know, if you love soccer, that's great. If you don't, this is still a super rad game. It's super rad.”

    Host (Jack Danger)@ 10:36 — Emphasizes World Cup Soccer's appeal transcends its sports theme due to strong game design

  • “If you want me to play a pinball machine and it's a new one that I don't have, tweet and Facebook the company saying that Deadflip needs it. You guys have more pull than I do.”

    Host (Jack Danger)@ 25:07 — Content creator leveraging community influence to secure machines for streaming

  • “Bowen's not a god. He's just a math book. He writes and authors math textbooks, which is in itself mind-blowing.”

    Host (Jack Danger)@ 27:42 — Reference to Bowen Kerins' background and expertise

Entities

Dead FliporganizationJack DangerpersonNickpersonJoe SaeedpersonWorld Cup Soccer '94gameJohn PapadukepersonEmporiumorganizationRoy WillspersonBowen Kerinsperson

Signals

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    community_signal: Dead Flip leveraging chat community and social media to influence machine manufacturers for streaming content acquisition

    high · If you want me to play a pinball machine and it's a new one that I don't have, tweet and Facebook the company saying that Deadflip needs it

  • ?

    event_signal: Emporium in Wicker Park, Chicago hosting weekly IFPA tournaments with accessible entry ($5) to build world-ranked players

    high · go to Emporium in Wicker Park. There is a tournament. It's a $5 entry fee, and it is for WPPR points

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack Danger actively learning pinball through competitive play and tournament participation while building content platform

    medium · I've been playing pinball, I think, for about three or four years

Transcript

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0:00
You just get mad at the machine? I sure did. Be angry. Be very angry. Oh, crap. I hit broadcast way too early.
0:14
Oh, well. How's it going, Internet? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. The vacuuming upstairs has commenced.
0:33
Oh, it's sawing. They're sawing something upstairs. I think they're following me, because they were doing all this in the other room earlier, and now they're in here. Now that I'm in here. Fantastic.
0:56
Fantastic. I only want to be with you. I got friends with the fish tails today. Oh, good grief, Zigzag.
1:14
That's awesome, dude. Yay, sign. Loud and clear, baby. Zentron, don't listen to yourself. Listen to me.
1:51
Bally
company
IFPAorganization
WPPRorganization
Gavinperson
Brad Starkperson
Robert T. 'Bob' Smithperson
Listen to my voice. You will donate all your children to me. And I will turn them into pinball slaves. But you have to feed them.
2:03
No kiss, I wish, guys. RIP, right, man? Like, give me a freaking kiss already. Jeez. There was one at Logan Arcade. I could have, you know, just snatched it up, but nope.
2:24
Stern didn't want me to have it. Don't let your pins near the saw or else it'll never work again. Yeah, that's true.
2:38
I'm not sawing. It's the people upstairs. They're drilling and sawing and drilling and being loud and donate kids.
2:51
Yeah, if you guys are in Chicago, there is a tournament tonight. I'll just look at you guys. Hey everybody. Yeah, there's wood sawing going upstairs, guys. You can probably pick that up on the mic.
3:10
There's wood being sowed. Sawed? Sewed? What's the format tonight? The format at Emporium tonight, folks, if you're in Chicago, go to Emporium in Wicker Park. There is a tournament. It's a $5 entry fee, and it is for Whopper points. and if you are not ranked on the ifpa by giving the the operator five bucks and competing in the tournament no matter how good or how bad you do you will be a world-ranked pinball player and then you could tell your mom and she'll be super impressed what's up player one but the format is um everyone's name gets put into brachylope and then all the machines get put into brachylope and then it just randomly pairs people against each other on a random machine now uh they don't really say if it's like one done or best two out of three until you get there.
4:14
But I'm guessing it's going to be best two out of three. I prefer one and done so I can get the hell out of there earlier because best two out of three goes for like four hours versus 45 minutes.
4:27
But it should be fun. Lord Squeak, what's up, buddy? Miller, good to see you, man. Chuck Wagon. Sigzag, Jaded, everyone's here. Demented. uh like i said there is a that's what she said you can also use your ifpa ranking to pick up girls hey baby you want to see my ranking oh geez um today's stream is going to be a shorter stream um because i do have to leave to go to that tournament tonight so we might get like an hour and a half in and then i gotta roll uh but my goal is to freaking blow this thing up before i bounce we got to get some good stuff going ryu what's up baby good to see you um oh vests one and done so if you pull a sharp in the first round you just head home with your tail tucked between your legs yes abc that is typically how it works in a one and done situation um I remember when I was first getting my friends into pinball, like Richie, who's been on the stream,
5:39
just his face when it would be like, All right, folks, you ready? We're ready to play. We're going to pair everyone off. Pair, pair, pair. Jet Danger versus Richie. And you just look over at Richie, and he's just like... He's pretty much putting his coat back on. He's like, I'll just leave.
5:57
Garrison, what's up, buddy? Anyway, good evening pinheads and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is day two on Bally World Cup Soccer. This is a fun game designed by John Papaduke. This is like the cleanest World Cup Soccer that I've personally ever played and it's here in the studio for good, which is amazing.
6:20
There is a huge grand champion on here of four and a half billion, but that isn't necessarily... Sorry, necessarily... Here, hold on.
6:32
That isn't necessarily huge, but because we shifted everything into hard mode, it is kind of difficult to get. Joe Saeed came pretty close yesterday with like a three and a half.
6:45
We can get there. I know we can get there. We got an hour, hour and a half to do it. We're going to kill it. 4.5 is Grand Champion.
6:53
We can do this. Sup, ZZ Top. Good to see you, buddy. High five, Jack. Midnight evening from here. Oh, hell yeah, Skit. I'm a Skitfee. Boop. Boop, boop, boop.
7:09
Two house balls, only nine million. Ah, what's up, Roy? So like I said, folks, today's stream is going to be a little short because I do have to go to Emporium for an IFPA tournament because I need dim points. So does Joe just live there now? Table cam, he... I mean, Joe's a nomad now, man. And he just... home is where his car is, or where his hat is, or whatever the hell you say.
7:39
Boo MGD. Yeah. Thanks, man. Junkwave P, you ended up 10th in GPO? Awesome, dude. Oh, crap. I forgot the...
7:51
Yeah, today's stream is going to be filled with dudes sawing upstairs. Get ready. We were playing a little Tommy Dollars Without Money.
8:06
Yo, yo, yo, Atari Action, what's up, buddy? Deadflip HQ is so scary, that noise scares me. You should be here. It rains inside. That's where the sizzling bacon noise comes from. We have scary saw noises.
8:22
But we have pinball. Can't hate on that As long as you got pinball I think my phone is going off That's fun Spirit Gotta hear it Ultra jets Yo mama Oh I thought I had that backhand Is that gone?
8:53
That actually, actually worked. Holy crap. I'm calling you. Don't call me. Oh, Zentron. Yeah. All right, man. You know. We can do that stuff some other time. Did someone say Ultra? Ultra Shooter, how you doing, buddy?
9:11
Welcome back to the Strim Stram. Strum. Strim Strum. Penalty goal. Kick. Thank you. All right, let's see if we can hit this. Oh, you... You know what? It's almost not even worth shooting for that if your lock is ready. Just go for the lock.
9:31
If I visit Chicago, I promise I'll visit Deadflip Headquarters. Hell yeah, dude. Please, come on by. That would be awesome. We encourage you all to join in the festivities. That is pinball at my studio.
9:44
Did we discern that you cannot backhand this? Yes. You cannot backhand that. Lock it up. BF Splat. Hello, BF Splat. I love seeing other turbo users. It warms my heart.
10:17
Oh, I had that, you son of a... Okay, let's see if we can nail this, kids. I'd love to own a World Cup someday. Dude, Curson World Cup is such a fun freaking game.
10:36
Theme aside, you know, if you love soccer, that's great. If you don't, this is still a super rad game.
10:44
It's super rad. So we are not hitting any jackpots right now. Oh my god, they're all gone. Oh my god. That sucks. That really actually sucked a lot. Give me them jacks, girl. Goalie doing his job. Doing it right. Look at this crap. It's true.
11:23
Oh, Skippy, thanks for the host, man. You're awesome. I got this turbo for a dollar off of Humble Bumble. Don't tell anyone. Small cap of face.
11:33
Less flipping more goals. I get it. Ding dong. Soccer's a European thing? Soccer? You know, yeah. I never really got into soccer as a kid.
11:47
Actually, I wasn't really into sports at all. That's why I'm not a super rich and famous basketball player. Because I am a very big guy.
11:59
Thanks for nothing. I'm dead. Are games free at Emporium? No, they take tokens. Push the button for the first jackpot. Well, Junkwave Pete, what it does is when you use the secret button underneath, it's not giving you the jackpot. It's relighting the jackpot. So what it is is when you're in your multiball, the goalie's moving. You've got to shoot past the goalie. That's a jackpot. Then he stops moving, and you have to shoot a ramp to light the jackpot again. But once per multiball, just underneath the plunger, if you hit that button, it relights that jackpot so you can avoid shooting the ramp at least once during the multiball.
12:45
And it's really good to do, like, if you can nail a goal and then get the next ball sailing up there and just in time hit that to, like, light the next jackpot, you get, like, two really quick. It's beautiful.
13:00
I think you need a deadflip button for your vest. My other vest has all my deadflip paraphernalia. I haven't put anything on this vest yet.
13:10
Oh, dude, wait. Who has a fast break? Because I would love to stream a fast break. Oh, wait. Dimension has a Fast Pray.
13:21
Oh, get up here. So what should the par score be to let Jack keep score against himself? Yeah, that's fair.
13:40
Screwed that up. My hand accidentally hit the Magna save. That was dumb. You should invest. Aw, that's adorable.
13:56
Ooh! Guys, the goals. Oh, my God. Get all the way around. Oh, I love you. Is that a lock? Nope. I've not collected... Oh, the... Not what I wanted.
14:19
Yeah, I prefer World Cup soccer over Fast Break, for sure. But Fast Break is fun. And a very unique scoring system on that game. I guess I could have slapped that.
14:31
My car can't carry a pin? Oh. Oh, my God. Demented actually isn't far from me. He's in Indiana, I think. I'd say maybe a two hour drive.
15:00
Drive time! Alright, let's see if we can get this backhand, kids. You have crappy internet, yeah. You gotta have some good internet.
15:17
Did you see that? I got a jackpot. Hit the button, got another jackpot. And my third ball hadn't even come out yet.
15:31
Oh, someone go on the jackpot. All right, we're doing some good here, kids. We're doing some good. Crap.
16:00
Oh, crap. What the hell was that? Oh, there we go. Ultra ramps, huh? I can never make that ramp. Hell yeah.
16:17
Fall in. Oh, yeah, baby. Can we get a gold counter? Oh, my God. You want Jaded to die? I don't want him to... I don't want to burn him out, guys. I need Jaded.
16:35
He's my friendly Arizonian tilt counter. Ooh. My upload sucks? Alright, right on. Yeah, you know what? I never got to play a linked up um, what is it? Fast break. That is so awesome that you could link those games.
16:58
Shit. We have like crazy good business internet here. That's why we're able to bring you what we bring you. I could also up the bit rate. I just haven't yet.
17:17
Beep, beep, beep. You just jump on the salt shore and I'll pick him up and drop him off afterwards because... Dude.
17:27
I do have a way of coming to get a pin. I just don't like that liability. That's like driving someone else's kid around It makes me nervous Get it into final draw, you ding-dong Oh my god, the slingshot Alright, here we go, pop it over In Oh yes It's time for the final brawl. Ah, see you, ZZ. Have a good one, buddy. All right.
18:16
Crabs. Your opponent has crabs. All right. What are we doing here? This goalie is whipping my butt. Crap.
18:57
Holy crap, we are lighting this up right now, guys. So, I think I have to hit the ramp again. There we go.
19:27
Shoot the left ramp, okay Crap Oh, everybody out the left What a factor, bruh 94 goals What's up, factor, bruh All WWEs are gonna be virtually linked Dude, that's awesome, ABC I did not see that What are we playing next week? We just started this week What are you talking about, Ultra Shooter?
20:00
Next week is going to be me throwing rocks at cars. I think that might be fun. Scribble? My man, two months in a row. You are the most adorable, super cool, sexy person I know ever in existence. thank you my man holy crap scribble oh can i get some flippers up for that scribble car rock i love that game yeah so it's based on um the the noises coming from the car from the impact of the rocks and then you get a bonus from um patrons nearby or in the vehicle screaming as loud as they can. Welcome to Car Rock. Scribble. Crap. Crap. Booyah. Get in. Listen, everyone is the most adorable. This is something you're going to have to deal with. There is more than one sexiest man or woman on the planet.
21:33
All right, so our high score for today has been, what, two million, two billion? Sorry. So we have to, we got to get that three, guys. We got to get, we got to get six, actually.
21:47
Outrunning the cops is multi-ball. I'm just going to point at the camera every time I make a goal. Oh, crap, I missed.
22:05
I need that last 30. Oh, what have you done? We're equally sexy and adorable then, I guess. Yes. Everyone is as sexy as everyone else.
22:21
Some more than others. Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Every time I shoot for penalty kick, I get screwed. What's up, Blue Continental?
22:42
Alright, 200 on ball two, not good. Blue Continental Alright Ram Mr Ramparino lock it up Donate to Dead Flip T Factory No kidding man They have screwed up that shirt twice now. Now they want people to send photos of the screwed up shirts to Teespring. Which, if you folks bought a shirt, please take a photo of it and send it to Teespring. Because I drew out this whole big elaborate diagram on how the shirt was screwed up and how they screwed it up. Two times.
23:25
Uh, two times. Oh my god, sensitive slingshot. No backhand-erino. Oh my god, what's happening with my life?
23:40
Fall in! The Magnus save almost drained my booty. Okay, let's trap up here. Oh, I can't get my hands on this damn ball.
24:00
You see that? It just won't stop. They blind or just drunk? I think they're drunk blind people. Or blind drunk people. I haven't decided yet.
24:13
That saved, though. Oh, find your home. Look at this. Oh, finally. Okay, there we go. Hey, you saved it. Yeah, I saved it. Get! Drop catch. Beautiful. Get! Bounce pass. Beautiful. Oh my god, this is not good. Trying to backhand, not working Crazy banana, good to see you buddy It's all about that backhand And where's the hobbit? Listen folks, if you want me To play a pinball machine And it's a new one That I don't have Tweet and Facebook the company Saying that Deadflip needs it You guys have more pull than I do. I'm just saying. If you show them that there's interest of you wanting to see this game being played on the internet, they will contact us.
25:23
But if it's just me hollering at them, they'll be like, Shut up. You just want to play our game for free.
25:31
They'll be like, Yeah, dude. That was a creep in. Oh, you. You. Everybody left, guys. Everyone left me. Everyone bounced.
26:11
Like, screw this team. Bounce. Oh, the backhand is real. But that's not repeatable. Oh my god, get... Yeah, dude, Scribble, watching Bowen play pinball is... It doesn't even seem real. Teespring is going to hate you by the time the month is up yeah man they're like we sold what 20 of your shirts but literally we've given out maybe 200 of your shirts because we keep screwing them up Stern give us kids exactly come on guys I had a Stargate pinball machine years ago fun time Stargate was fun BF Splat
27:09
Creep! You should be watching my... Yeah, dude, Roy, I wish I could see that again. That was incredible. Dark Phoenix, man.
27:30
I don't need no free kick. Oh, crap, I need that free kick. Yeah, Bowen's not a god. He's just a math book.
27:44
He writes and authors math textbooks, which is in itself mind-blowing. And if you folks wanted to know something else that's cool, he was a contestant on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Look it up. Look it up Remember that show that no one No one did good on Did well on English is my first language Skill Super genius Get I don't know what to do there we have the outlanes like gulpy, super gulp your dad was on Jeopardy? that's awesome uh, Ultra Shooter, I didn't ask much beyond him being on who wants to be a millionaire. I don't know if he won or not.
28:55
I do know that over the years of him being in college and stuff, playing in pinball tournaments, he's won like seven different pinball machines. As in, the prize for winning the tournament was a pinball machine.
29:10
My dad was Alex Trebek. Uh, was Alex Trebek? When he should say that, my stepdad's Alex Trebek. Ultra jabs!
29:26
Striker. Oh, I almost called that. My dad was Vanna White. Yo, Vanna, what up, girl? Yo, your dad's looking good these days.
29:41
Hello? What is this crap? Striker! No. Striker! No. Striker! Yeah! Nine times a charm. The first time that's worked without draining me.
30:15
Oh god, the gulps are so freaking annoying. Thank you. The gulps. Woo! JK, my dad's just a German guy. RIP, man.
30:32
By the way, yeah, folks, look up Roy Wills. He's also an incredible pinball player. Amen. Super nice guy.
30:45
Colin, I thought you were going down, buddy. Do I get credit for putting two balls in? Whoa. Sharts.
31:15
Oh, Wonko, thanks, dude. they'll get that shirt fixed and then you guys will have three deadflip shirts one that looks great and two for wrapping up wet cats in I score keep your score oh dude Roy I know man I definitely remember you brother I definitely remember you.
31:53
You're also a much better pinball player than I am. Ha ha ha. Don't say the gulps aren't bad, because they're terrible.
32:12
What happened to the... Oh, yeah. Was the World Cup in 94 a disaster? I don't remember. We didn't win that, I don't suppose, did we?
32:27
That sucks. Oh, there you go, Wonka. You know, the second one I have been wearing out in the world. It's not as bad as the first one, but it's still just not correct.
32:46
Oh, oh, calm down. Get. Can someone modify this magnet to like pull the ball out of the trough?
33:07
Oh, damn, Roy, you've been playing pinball for 25 years. Yeah, that'll definitely do something for you. I've been playing pinball, I think, for about three or four years.
33:19
About four years, I think. The big match! Here we go, kids. Don't lean on your hands, by the way. It's not good for your recovery time. What you don't know Yeah, Roy's old enough What you don't know is he's actually a vampire Oh, hell yeah Penalty? this is going to be worth a lot of money if I can make this shot.
34:15
And I didn't. And I missed it twice. Screw the Simpsons. Let's not play that. Heh heh heh. That didn't make it. That did not make it.
34:40
All right, Jaden, see you in a bit, man. Yeah, Roy, uh... If I... I'd love to do a Kickstarter and raise a crap load of money, but, uh... You know, we're just doing what we do on a shoestring budget here.
35:06
Working out pretty well. If I had the... If I had, like, that Kickstarter money, ooh, wait. We'd have a frickin' mobile stream unit.
35:28
A frickin', like, taco truck that I could stream from all across the world. That would be amazing. The pinball taco truck.
35:47
Some ideas what machine you got next week? Glory Hole? I'm not sure, man. I don't know what we're going to play. Honestly.
35:55
I might just put all the machines up and let you guys vote. That's how we used to do it. Might as well give it another shot. Get up there.
36:10
Crap. Oh, that was too early. AMH would be awesome. Yes, we will also sell tacos. And they'll just have meatballs in them. Silver meatballs. Is that a thing?
36:37
Ba-ba-ba! Oh, there you go. I forgot that you guys could look at the machines I have with that come in.
36:44
This is a come in. Those are creeping. This thing hasn't been waxed in a while, but this is a very nice conditioned World Cup soccer.
36:59
For sure. The nicest one may be in Chicago. Bring back Iron Man? Yeah, dude. R.I.P. Iron Man. R.I.P. That's at a bar. Maybe we should go visit it at the bar that it's at.
37:31
What do you got, Holland? What do you got? Oh, crap. Come on, dude. Twilight Zone Machine 2. Spooky. It's not spooky. Man, it's like a million degrees back here.
37:47
My scores are... Going down. What time is it? 5.30. 5.30? I think I need another beer. I play Iron Man every week at arcade. Jericho mode hates my guts. Ryu, that game... The reason Nick bought Iron Man was because that game is so punishing. It was purchased because it was such a pain in the butt.
38:23
Because every time we went to a tournament to play that thing, it just... It effed us, man. It was so bad.
38:31
Oh, this is World Cup Soccer, peas. Striker is not a game anyone wants to see or play. I did that.
38:55
Roy, we're in the future. Welcome to the future. I'm your host, Jack Danger. And I need a haircut and to grow my facial hair back.
39:11
And to play better. As Steve Ritchie might say. Sir Pinball, donate a striker hex to Deadflip. No, no, no, no, no, no.
39:21
Plez don't. Plez don't do that. Super Plez. That save, though. Oh, baby. You mean welcome to the past. Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. You're ahead of us. champagne missed it guys it's Tuesday I hope you're all going somewhere awesome to play pinball today oh god I cannot make that right ramp to save my life
40:00
I was live on Tuesday what? I'm in the past. Enough, Yotar. Oh, I thought I had that. Nick Campbell. If you play space... I got like two billion. Two billion? Yeah, it's not enough, man. What do you need to get on the board right now? Grand Champ is four. I don't know what it is to get on the board, though. It's over two, though, huh? Absolutely. This is ball three if you want in on this Yeah I'll give a I'm doing a Shorter stream today because we do Have a tournament At Emporium tournament? Emporium tournament At Emporium? Are they having a Thing at the thing as well? The golf? Ping ball? Yes, they do that, I think, every week now.
41:06
Every week. I just... So, here's what's been happening. If I could dial in that ramp, I'm like... I can never hit the spinner. If I could dial in that spinner, I can never hit the ramp. Because I play by feel, I can't switch my brain over.
41:25
All right, I'm in. I'm in for one. All right, start us off. All right, Internet. How are you? I miss you. What's your top on this one, Nick? Nick, what's your high score on this? Our high score that's kind of a double score is...
41:41
I think it's the 4.2. Because this doesn't... I think Gavin has Grand Champ, or somebody does, right? Let's see.
41:53
Oh, Gavin has Grand Champ. But then you have first and second. Yep. And we have 3.7 is the dead flip. I don't know who put that up. One of us did. Another black shirt. Yeah, guys. Sorry. We wear the black shirt. Man, I am burning up out here. Oh, it kind of feels cool. I think you're just hot. Oh, you're just so sexy. All right, internet.
42:19
Can't find it. I'm just too sexy. Oh, my. Oh, good ball. Um, here comes 10 million Oh, I got cocky and then did nothing Yeah, this is what happened to me It was not good What the, what was that little whistle noise? What the Dude Guys, what There you go, get that mobile My brain Uh oh Don't worry internet, I'll come back No Is the ceiling falling? Yeah. With all the construction? It's the construction. These are going to be dusty, I think. I've been wiping them off every day. Or the ones that we're playing, anyway. We're getting nowhere really, really quick.
43:12
Oh, gosh. Nailed it. Get that spinny. Penalty. Can I get it? Oh, you can't find it, can you? It's one or the other, man.
43:39
Ah, the sensitive slings are sensitive. Oh, there you go. That was a good spinny. Oh, wrong hole. Wrong direction. Oh, God, I'm dead. Oh, God, why did I do it twice? He got saved and then you're like Uh oh Alright good start Bo Speaking of Nick Where's Andrea Buttshark and the Mayor Man that's a What is that? That's a collection of people Well Buttshark is Brad Stark The Mayor is Brad Smith The Mayor of Indiana Oh yeah he is the Mayor They gave that to him after he won that football tournament He got the key The key to Indiana which actually was just a really small old rusty key.
44:27
Can't find it. There it is. Sorry, dude. I got scared when that ball came down the ramp twice. I can't find that ramp at all. I got it one.
44:43
Nailed it. The crowd is going wild. He can't seem to get control of the ball. This right here. Pop. Okay. Okay, I got an idea. Hold it up. How terrifying if the magnet was that strong. My belt buckle is just like. Alright, we can do this, I can come back, I promise. Watch. It don't take much.
45:23
Oh! Lock's lit. Now's my chance. Oh my god, are you shi- Serious?! Where is it? I can find it Internet Okay that was fun Just gotta find it Ugh
45:54
The crowd is waiting! Alright, I gotta... I gotta Joe this ball over the flipper. Kick it, Kenny! Oh, here we go.
46:06
Oh, the DMD's a little blurry, guys. Oh, that's a win right there. Poop! I think your multi-ball is ready, though. Wait, this is ball three. I know, but you're second place. Oh, I'm second player? You're second player. Oh, I didn't realize that. So this... I thought you just dumped it on my face.
46:39
Oh, I'm totally doing it, huh? Oh, Austria. Oh, shoot. I love the free jack. I didn't get there. Whoa. Juggles. Oh, worse.
47:05
Give up. Okay. Oh, fun! Oh, baby. Here come the money. Come on, bounce over it. He's talking about the money. Money. Let me get that money. Ooh! We're happy.
47:36
Which one is messy? Historically accurate. Yeah, but there's a messy one. That's all of them. Let's go!
47:48
So that's 60 million for doing that. Okay, I got it. We have Nick the Juggler, the Mayor, Butt Shark, and Danger.
47:56
Your name's just Danger? You're lucky. Great, thanks. My nickname's my last name. I'll take it. Uh-oh. Stamina.
48:13
That's not it. That's weird. Uh-oh. Why does mobile hate me? Yeah, it doesn't. I don't know. How many times am I going to miss it?
48:47
You're right. Can't get them both. I heard the other big boy. It's Nick Dynamite.
48:55
Ooh, Advanced Three Cities. Hello. Oh, no. That was it. I got it. Oh, no, no, no. They were all blinking because the spinner was still lit for a ding-dong thing. No, I... No gulping. No, I... No. Really? Yeah. Come on. It lights up this whole thing when the gulps are going so you know where to shoot. Oh, I thought I had it. I don't want you to feel super sad. Osric, what's up, buddy?
49:21
Oh, they're recording. Who's recording? Sue. It's up to your podcast. Just so you're aware. Oh, come on. Yeah, mama. Look at this. Can he do it, folks?
49:35
One, two shots for multiball. Backhand? I'll take it. C letters on vacation. Yeah, the C is dead. All right, can we pop it?
49:49
Why did I do that? Oh, almost a backhand. You fine. Stop it! Settle down! It will not settle. The ball. Oh, my God, dude. This ball. Oh, he can't seem to get it. He can't seem to get control of the ball. Got it. Why did you do that? Because. Oh, no. It's a win. Oh, my God. Beer podcast and pinball. Yep. Nice haircut. Thanks, buddy. I just didn't do my hair in those last couple. Disappointing.
50:23
Laura is having trouble using the internet, apparently. All right. Two out of three? Yeah. Good game. Good game. Good game. A good game.
50:41
Sam. Flippy flappies. It's a warm one, I guess. Striker. Here we go. Early. Can he do it? Does she have Comcast? Most of the network has been down. No, we use Comcast. We're fine, but she just doesn't know how to use Twitch at all. At all at all. Or PayPal, or anything. Oh, no!
51:20
Little bit more internet. You doubled your last score. Triple. Quadruple, even. Quadruple even He quadrupled the score Nailed it What the Nick gets in here and then I can't I've been shooting that goal like a champion all night There you go. You guys still got time.
52:02
Oh, man. Now your goalie, now your missed goalie shots are worth money. Penalty kick. This is going to be worth a lot of money if I can nail it. 45 mil.
52:14
Oh, wait. Sticky, icky, icky. Oh. It was just out of reach. That was a good use of a magnet. I haven't seen a good magnet use on this game. There it is. It didn't count as the 30.
52:38
Oh, you didn't get the 30-30? Not in time. It doesn't even know what it wants to do anymore. What are those touch targets doing again? They're lighting some mystery thing. Which ones?
52:53
Around the ramp. There we go. With the... Box letter. Oh, nice. I don't know which letter, though. Like a World Cup letter? Like one of these? Oh, really? Yeah. I'm going to hit that all day, then.
53:17
Box letter. Sick magnet, bro. Extra ball of the round. What's my favorite music in the whole thing? Get funky!
53:30
Come on down! Strike! Oh, I had it. Does that count? Wait, can't I just do this? Good God! Get a kiss, myself!
53:53
Nope. I can't find it. It's over. Yes! Oh, I thought that was a lock. The crowd is waiting in anticipation. The fridge. Yo, that looks like it's coming. Good first ball, though. Kiki!
54:21
Okay, Internet. Oh boy. Come on. Wait, who died? What? Coco, no one died. Wait, who died? Good to see you, buddy.
54:49
Look at that. Man, that goalie's on fire today. Yeah, he's doing it. Whoa. He's doing it. I guess I'll get multiple. Whatever that was.
55:04
Wasn't really what I was going for. Stop blocking the shot. Oh, God. Oh, shoot. Not a good multi-ball, Internet. Oh, hell yeah, Pimple. What kind of fun did you get, man?
55:47
Uh, that wasn't great. Yeah, baby. Strike. You fine? Internet. Laura's telling me that she's having trouble tipping on the iPhone with stream tip. Has anyone else had that problem?
56:16
Because I can't tip to myself. You can't tip yourself? But if you've tipped other people from your phone, please let me know. Because I need to translate that information over.
56:34
What? Fly. They can't seem to get control of the ball. Ball's trapped on the flipper. Yep. Yo, pinball physics, baby.
57:13
Okay, okay, calm down, calm down. Everybody just relax. Come on, goalie. Sharks. Oh, that's over.
57:37
Oh, it counted. Ah, shiz. Shiz. Are you not impressed? Go Sweden. Yeah. Sweden got shut down. Um. I didn't do anything. Come on!
58:24
Oh, there. There's Steve. On Android, working fine. Yeah, okay, well it must be an iPhone thing then. Jack looks so young. I shaved my face off.
58:36
Also, I've been prancing a lot, and I think that's doing stuff. Prancing always makes you feel younger, you know? Oh, it's so fun! Uh, ABC, I don't like to strap up during multiball on this game. At all. Wow.
58:54
There's one. I'm not a big fan of trapping up on World Cup soccer. I don't know why. I'm just going to do it.
59:02
Super spinner. Hit it. Super spinner. Oh. Here's my music. All right, here we go. Drop catch. Oh, look at him! It's a little too low to drop-kick. There you go. You nailed it!
59:33
Oh, boss! Oh, boss! Oh, boss! Wait, you get to keep getting to him? Yeah, dude, it's the best move of the round, man.
59:41
Oh, what? Oh, no. I hope that shot was worth not getting your mulch to ball. I need a new pinball repairman, pinball life, call Gavin, he'll drive out there. We gotta do a playoff now. We gotta play it off. Yo, play it off. Play it off. Oh, that song. Play off by playing it off. Play it off by playing it off. Play it off by the playoffs. By the playoffs. Play it off by the playoffs. By the players. Player playoffs. Alright guys, tiebreaker. Alright, this is for half the marbles, internet.
60:30
Tiebreaking. Play it off. Backhand arena. Santa. What the... What the senpai? Hello? Hello. It was making like a one-person clapping noise. That was pretty funny. One-person clapping noise? I thought I heard one-person clapping.
60:57
Is that right? Flipper getting weak? It's not getting weak. I think the game's leaning a lot. Now, if I say it was leaning, I would say it's leaning to the right. Really?
61:10
I have trouble trapping up on the right flipper. So... I'm a fly. Oh, wait. And a goalie. That was a 20 million shot right there.
61:24
Ooh. Man, that goalie's making you money. Oh, that's close. That was a weird noise that it played. Goalie. You were pissing. That was the last one.
61:48
No, I was just saying that he was pissing his pants. Because I'm playing so hard. You're pissing right now, dude.
61:59
Chicago. Enjoy your stay in Chicago. Thank you, lady. Thank you, pitball lady. Good start. Good start, bro. Notorious 200, huh? That's how you're going to play this, huh? I'm sorry.
62:19
Check it in Chicago, baby. Great save! The new Jeanette. Oh, wow! I believe. Waiting in anticipation. Good try. Oh boy How is Kiss compared to ACDC Jack? Kiss is pretty hard man
62:53
Hey Laura's here I can't hit anything right now Ugh That's a lot of nothing, folks. Hi, how are you? So you're saying that shows a black screen that turns green, and it just sits there? Okay.
63:21
We're just trying to figure out, like, why it isn't working on the iPhone. Thanks, dude. Laura, I think you're... Oh, there you go.
63:36
Real dollar. That's a donation, folks, not a bet. no that's no that's number bets no more bits that's my dollar but Douglas wait where's but Douglas he's not here
63:57
good I wonder if it's uh just a a safari thing you tried it on Chrome did you Yes. In Google Chrome. It's a red card. He's out of there. Yay, baby. Is that the first night?
64:16
Huh? Saying there's a chance, Internet. That's the first tilt today, yes. Hey, girl. Put that dollar over the final draw, Scoot. Oh, my God. Oh, you're not going to go to, um... Second tilt. Not good. Not good, Internet. Those are not good scores. What's super annoying then is when you get on stream tip, it's like, here, tip. Here's all the, how to use it. Yeah. And then you can't get out of it. There's no stop helping me thing. Well, how do you tip from your freaking iPhone then? I don't know. Whoa, I think there's a problem. No poof. Oh, it said poof. No poof. it said there's no coupon stream huh cannot donate with iPhone I've done it before anyway
65:15
uncle I believe I've always believed I don't believe you Guys, I activated the vacuum saw upstairs. Rip Britlyn!
65:50
Oh, man. That's fun. Is this yours? Yeah. What? Oh yeah. I traded Gavin. Iron Man for this. Plus some money. Yeah, he still owes me money. There you go.
66:18
Strike. Uh-oh. That was fun. That's a goner. Oh, you missed it. I was trying to hit it. That's when you have to Zoe the whole side of the cabinet. Yeah. Okay, that's a good score, Jay. Thanks for setting that up for me Give me a good challenge here You pull the trigger and a color DMD for your atoms That's awesome dude I cannot get control of the ball Is there such a thing as bone permissions? Oh that could be 80 million Here you go that's not yours This is a tip That's just a tip Good play buddy Alright man Good to see you Lara Lara? Do you want to go to important tonight? I'm really hungry. That's the only thing I can get. There's a Chinese food great command store. Okay, there's an antique taco. There's the curry joint across the street. Am I right? Yeah. Let's play like five more games in the video. Do you have any like elements here? Three more games. I have zero things to snack on. Okay. My life is falling apart, Internet. You ready, Laura? I modded my Iron Man into a Spider-Man. There you go.
67:41
Oh gosh. Break it. Don't shake it. Are all the graphics coded for TAF? I played in SS with color, EMD, and stiff-thometer faces. So TAF is the Addams Family. Oh, okay. SS is Spider-Man, I think. No, that's Scared Stiff, sorry. Scared Stiff. That's an elevator from Ball Machine. I saw that one in Virginia Beach. Speed. Spread.
68:19
Laura's here to read your chat, folks. I'm here to read your chat. Pinball life. And to let me know that tips aren't working. So pissed. Very pissed. I'll fix that crap tomorrow.
68:35
That's so weird. Is that supposed to be a spinning soccer ball Yep A spinning soccer ball If it hits your pinball just right it flies all over the place
69:01
Oh, that was stupid. Kill it. Shoot the goalie. Okay. Sorry Even the Iron Man Pinball FX2 game Is low scoring and tough But it's completely different Yeah zombie Iron Man in real life is a pain in the butt pinball machine But that's what makes it so fun Oh do you think my ranking went up from playing tonight? Absolutely And if you play tonight your ranking will go up even more Huh?
69:34
No because I don't think you know how to use your phone I don't know how to use my phone. What up, Tense? Long time, buddy.
69:51
I saw Al Anonymous is here. Al Anonymous is here? Yeah. Where? He's streaming. Oh, he's streaming? Yeah. How good are you?
70:02
How rude. as the Tanner girls would say. How-woo. That's Uncle Joey. Yeah, but Michelle said it a lot.
70:22
Nice dog. Oh, I cannot shoot. Nope, can't do it. Boom! Crux. What is happening? Parental control's on Laura's phone. Yeah, so she doesn't go spending all of her money.
70:58
I'm donating to the stream, baby. Oh, Laura, you are not good at reading stuff, are you? There we go.
71:12
Full house pinball table would be great. What was Joey's puppet's name? Oh, Diamond Law. What's up, dude?
71:26
Bolts of brands. Oh, that ricochet. For the 50 mil. What you got, girl? What's a good score on this? Billions.
71:50
A little baby whistle noise there. Dad in the last desk. Yo, you shaved. Yeah, I shaved everything. I like swearing. You're swearing too much. I don't swear enough, actually. Hit the goalie. Oh yeah, baby. Here we go.
72:13
Oh, damn. Is this Mr. Woodchuck? Yeah. Hit the goalie. That's a lot less creative than I thought it was. Was it like Woody the Woodchuck?
72:33
Ryan said it was just Mr. Woodchuck. This sequel is going to be Fuller House. Get! I just beat the crap out of that goalie's face. Hit it, yeah baby You know what's up
73:07
I have it right here you ding dong We're putting up a good score right now Great. Tried the backhand, didn't work. Oh, God. I'm done.
73:29
Why didn't I let that settle down? That was my fault. My fault. Damn, damn, damn.
73:40
All right. I think... Hold on. He's got a free kick Yay Yeah, uh I think you have JavaScript disabled all over your phone is what's happening Yeah, how do I turn that on? I thought that was an iPhone thing It's in settings No, an iPhone thing is flat Oh, class. That's so stupid.
74:20
Do you think it did all those... Uh, yeah, I wonder. Oh. What's your general selling point? There's something like, uh, if you go inside of... Where are your browsers? probably not this one or it is I don't know you have to turn the javascripts on safari where is chrome I don't know here I don't understand
75:02
is that a stern batman and junkyard coincidence it's a funny joke you made there buddy Oh, crap. I need to lock one more ball.
75:19
I screwed up. For Jack to screw up. Here it comes. Jack looks young as heck now. Economics, what's up?
75:35
I am not Jack Danger. I'm Zach Danger, Jack's younger brother. Sexier brother. Younger brother. Alright. Are you guys counting how many times I've shot for this and missed? It's a fun game.
75:50
It's a fun game. No, I didn't get it. Yeah, Laura's here, everybody. I am here. I'm trying to figure out stuff on my phone.
76:02
Batman Arkham Knight for this day. Dude, that game looks nuts. So I was watching people play it on Twitch. Why is Joker all over the place whenever Batman's running around? I didn't get to see the beginning. Yeah, it was a million shots. I get it. What type of Joker is that? What do you mean? Like, which Joker? It's Batman's Joker.
76:23
So, I'm thinking, like, he's Leonard's Joker? No, just the Joker. Okay. The cartoon, comic, regular Joker. The problem with my phone is that it's an iPhone. Yeah.
76:46
Probably. Oh, cap up. All right, let's trap up and see what we can do here. Batman was poisoned with Scarecrow's fear serum, so Batman sees him everywhere. Oh, that's awesome. He just gives him fear. Yeah, that's awesome. Joker plays such a funny, hilarious freaking role in that game.
77:10
Yeah, he died in the first game. This Joker is voiced by Mark Hamill who is Luke Skywalker from Star Wars.
77:23
Does he do a lot of voice work? For Joker. Did I find him? Nope. Did I find him? Zach, danger has way far left. I have two points.
77:50
Three cities? My man. Alright, we gotta hit that tea party, babies. Do it up. I can't find it. Now I'm annoyed.
78:13
Stop gulping. Oh my god, the gulps. The gulps are so real. Oh, it's not Hamill this time. It's Troy Baker. Oh, I don't know. Okay.
78:39
Oh, that's awesome. Alright, V, you're up. Did it work? No. Are you testing? Why do mine keep going up there?
78:55
Oh, stupid. Jack, when I pull it, why does it go up through this? Oh, that's the skill shot. Why? Is that good? Yeah, it's great. It's supposed to do that every time. Oh, okay. Pardon. It did not do very well. We'll do another one. Yeah.
79:14
I wish I had time to work on this to see if it goes. Because I can't do it from my... How did he make that sound? Oh! Goalie, doing your job.
79:45
No, I'm sweaty. Are you freaking kidding me? Let's watch that play again. The build. Ooh, Rocky shit. Speed. Rock is lit. Here we go babies. Little sexy babies. Oh, little sexy babies. Oh, I thought that was it. Europe! This crap sucks man, this crap is crap. Yippee! Nice. Oh, first goal. That was a good one. Nice. That was a good shot.
81:20
You're cool, Sarah. He will wind up for a penalty kick. A shot in the goal. Oh, yeah. Straight down the middle. STDM?
81:39
SDTM? Don't touch my phone. I get that back, right? Oh my god. What an incredible save! and get
82:33
kill I have STDs. I mean STDMs. Don't talk about my STDs. Good God. STDs! Here, try this. And if it asks you to log in to APOP, let's do it. Here, thank you. So type the thing, do a thing. I just want to see if it's your phone.
83:21
Oh crap. What am I doing? Just get it into final draw. I'm like shooting at crap when I don't need to be. I literally had the ball trapped.
83:38
The final round. An amazing shave. Oh, crap. Drain arena. What'd you do? You ruined my phone.
84:08
What is this? What is this thing I'm looking at? Oh, it's a slugger. What's pop-up for? That was the slowest.
84:28
Redirecting. Yeah, I don't get it folks. I don't think you can tip from your phone. That's frustrating. I'm not trying to get it in the goal.
84:42
You want to get up the ramp. Yeah, I've been trying. And I keep getting it in the goal. That was your time to shine. All right, let's play one more. Yep. You ready? Yep.
84:55
You have to go first. Okay. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, three minutes on the score. Yeah. Ultra Jazz? Straight down the middle! I have STDs. I mean, SDTM.
85:30
Crap. What? I hate when it does that. What? Did you see that sorcery internet? Stand in a... With all the stuff in the way, how did it make its way over there?
85:56
STTM for life. Stand in a... Nice. Yo, what is your girlfriend's name, bro? I don't have a girlfriend.
86:16
Yeah, who? If you're talking about Laura, this is Laura. All right, cut. Look. So Laura trapped up and she's going to want to shoot. Oh, that was so close.
86:29
Oh, you got to be quicker than that. You got to be quicker than that. You're whooping my butt.
86:42
Theater of World Cup. Oh, crap. Farts. Dinosaurs. Hey, Diamond Law. Oh. Jack is married to Stern Pinball.
87:00
Yes, sir. What is that? The Infanta. Hello. How are you? Oh, no. Laura, nice. Nice. Ultra jazz.
87:22
Everything flashing. The Infanta. Look, look. We all know Jack Danger is the kind of guy who can't have a steady girl. He's the man every girl needs, but he's just too dangerous to have.
87:39
Did someone just do your intro? All. So he's boyfriend Batman. Exactly. Stupid! Look at that. That was a good one. Stop. Get up that ramp, though. Hold it. You got this.
87:59
Two, stop. What the life, Ken? Oh, beautiful, dude. Get it up there. A little later. A little later.
88:09
Uh, Factor Bra. The soccer ball that starts spinning actually, uh, it's grippy, so when it touches your pinball, it puts a spin on it and throws it. Uh, so it's actually messing with you.
88:28
Oh, yep. Up. Yes, you're fine. Up. Pop. Up. Pop it. Hold it. Shoot. Later. Hit. Yes. Good ball.
88:56
Women want him. Men want to be him. Oh, good grief, guys. Thanks for the ego boost before I go play pinball.
89:04
More pinball. This spinning soccer ball kind of bumps you a little bit. Yeah, it's screwing with the pinball on the play field.
89:13
It kind of looks like a yo-yo. You won, B. Can you hit number two? I feel like Crystal today with my collared shirt. Jeans jacket.
89:32
I'm going to go like that. Listen, Internet. Thank you for coming. I love you. We do this Monday through Friday 5 p.m. Central. We have to leave a little early today because I have a tournament I have to head to. and it starts at 7 o'clock, which is in about 35 minutes.
89:53
Tomorrow we'll have a regular long stream again. Also, tomorrow we're going to be on the homepage again.
89:59
So get ready for that craziness. Thanks to Laura for coming out. Thanks for having me. I like being here. I like winning. Laura beat me. Thanks to Nick, who stopped by for a second. I'm Jack Danger. I love all of your faces. Thank you for the subs, the donations, the follows, the makeouts, the drunk texts, all the stuff. I love you guys. Go play some pinball and good night. Goodbye.
90:30
Goodbye. Yes, that's it. I got to go to a tournament, man. Here, you come here and take over. Long stream or right? Tomorrow? You know what? I'll do a long stream tomorrow for sure. We'll make up for the time. How does that sound? Bye. See you. Bye.
90:47
We'll, um, tech this time that we're missing tonight on to, um, tomorrow's stream. We'll get real sexy with it. You know what I'm saying?
91:00
Tech. Text me, girl. What you got? 281-330-8004. Goodbye. Face tilt. Pee. Guys, make sure to go pee.
91:16
Oh yeah, we should probably kill it. Bye. Night. See ya. Zidane. Thanks for the strum, everybody. I love you.
91:28
See ya. Denim is back, baby. Yo, KE to the KE knows what's up. Thank you. Calling me out on my phone number.