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THE WALKING DEAD (Stern 2014) 07/09/15

Dead Flip·video·3h 5m·analyzed·Jul 17, 2015
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TL;DR

DeadFlip streams Walking Dead pinball with gameplay, chat interaction, and pinball education.

Summary

Jack Danger streams gameplay of The Walking Dead (Pro) (2014) on DeadFlip, focusing on casual play, community engagement, and pinball education. The stream features gameplay commentary, chat interaction, guest appearances, and discussions about pinball mechanics, favorite machines, and the pinball community. Notable moments include explanations of tilt mechanics, multiball strategy, and venue recommendations in Chicago.

Key Claims

  • The Walking Dead recently received code updates

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'Today is day four on The Walking Dead (Pro). Fun game from 2014. Had recent code updates.'

  • Jack Danger worked as an animator on Wizard of Oz pinball and Magic Girl

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'I worked on the Wizard of Oz pinball machine with the Wicked Witch animations. I helped a little bit with John Papadiuk on Magic Girl.'

  • Logan Arcade in Chicago has the best pinball machines; Headquarters Lakeview is bottom tier

    high confidence · Jack Danger discussing favorite Chicago venues: 'Logan Arcade is number one for me, man. Logan Arcade has the best machines around... Headquarters in Lakeview is just bottom of the barrel.'

  • Escher Lefkoff is an exceptionally talented young pinball player

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'Escher Lefkoff was the reason I didn't win Papa's D division like three and a half years ago because that kid destroyed me. Escher is an amazing, amazing pinball player.'

  • Twitch allows Burger King gift cards as a payment method for subscriptions

    medium confidence · Jack Danger: 'You can pay with a Burger King gift card on Twitch. Yes, it is one of the options of payment.'

Notable Quotes

  • “Pinball is so great, and it's great to hit the flippers. Shoot the ball at that ramp, and the pop bumper's screaming. And the slingshots go off while the lights make you blind.”

    Jack Danger@ 1:40 — Expression of Jack's passion for pinball, framed as lyrics to 'The National Pinball Anthem'

  • “I worked on the Wizard of Oz pinball machine with the Wicked Witch animations. I helped a little bit with John Papadiuk on Magic Girl.”

    Jack Danger@ 17:13 — Reveals Jack Danger's professional involvement in pinball animation and design

  • “Escher Lefkoff was the reason I didn't win Papa's D division like three and a half years ago because that kid destroyed me.”

    Jack Danger@ 36:10 — Recognition of elite young player's competitive skill; reflects on competitive history

  • “New pins are not an investment. Guys, pins are an investment. Don't get it twisted. Go buy a game that is cheap and somewhat beat up. Restore it yourself, which is not freaking hard to do at all. And then flip it for a huge profit.”

    Jack Danger@ 35:26 — Market advice to viewers on secondary market pinball investment strategy

  • “Logan Arcade is number one for me, man. Logan Arcade has the best machines around. Then it's the Emporiums, both Logan Square and Wicker Park.”

    Jack Danger@ 42:07 — Community venue recommendations; reflects venue quality standards

Entities

Jack DangerpersonDeadFliporganizationSterncompanyThe Walking DeadgameEscher LefkoffpersonJohn PapadiukpersonLaurapersonLogan Arcadevenue

Signals

  • ?

    content_signal: DeadFlip actively streaming pinball gameplay and community engagement on Twitch with consistent viewership and chat interaction

    high · Multi-hour stream with active chat participation, follower goals, and subscription tracking

  • ?

    code_update: The Walking Dead (2014) received recent code updates that Jack Danger highlights as worth playing on stream

    high · Jack Danger: 'Today is day four on Stern's Walking Dead. Fun game from 2014. Had recent code updates. We're going to blow it up.'

  • ?

    community_signal: Chicago pinball venue hierarchy emerges from Jack Danger's recommendations, with Logan Arcade as top tier and Headquarters Lakeview as lowest quality

    high · Direct venue rankings and commentary: 'Logan Arcade is number one for me... Headquarters in Lakeview is just bottom of the barrel. I mean, free machines, though, means that they're not being taken care of.'

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Escher Lefkoff identified as exceptionally talented young competitor in Papa competitive circuit

    high · Jack Danger: 'Escher Lefkoff was the reason I didn't win Papa's D division like three and a half years ago because that kid destroyed me. Escher is an amazing, amazing pinball player.'

  • ?

    design_innovation: Jack Danger's professional background includes animation work on pinball machines, indicating design collaboration across art and gameplay

    high · Jack Danger disclosed animation work on Wizard of Oz and Magic Girl

Transcript

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0:00
Yeah, it's completely fine. When did he give this to you? Um, yeah. Maybe, maybe a week or two earlier. Okay. Internet, I need $10,000 or I'm gonna die.
0:15
Just saying. I mean, uh, how is everybody? Good to see you. Oh, this thing is roached. What the fudge?
0:42
How is everybody doing today? Good evening, Lord Squeak. How are you? Let's play balls. I like it.
1:04
Let's. I see you're a crossbow man. Oh, I'm a crossbow man. Oh, crap. Financial turmoil, ladies and gentlemen. It's not a fun place to be.
1:27
Running a business sucks. First the national anthem, then we play ball. Pinball is so great, and it's great to hit the flippers. Shoot the ball at that ramp, and the pop bumper's screaming. And the slingshots go off while the lights make you blind. And the noises are loud and you just got a freaking replay.
Emporium
venue
Headquartersvenue
The Wizard of Ozgame
Magic Girlgame
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operational_signal: Free pinball machines at venues receive poor maintenance compared to paid machines, affecting player experience

medium · Jack Danger: 'Free machines, though, means that they're not being taken care of.'

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    market_signal: Secondary market for used/restored pinball machines presents investment opportunity; buying cheap, beat-up games and flipping for profit is viable strategy

    high · Jack Danger: 'New pins are not an investment. Guys, pins are an investment. Don't get it twisted. Go buy a game that is cheap and somewhat beat up. Restore it yourself... And then flip it for a huge profit.'

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Stream includes detailed explanations of pinball mechanics (tilt system, multiball strategy, ball trapping) for educational purposes

    high · Jack Danger provides detailed tilt mechanics explanation and multiball strategy guidance to chat

    • 2:10
    That is the song, right? I believe that's the song. The National Pinball Anthem. Okay, count it. The National Pinball Anthem. As brought to you by Deadflip.
    2:28
    Dadflip. Dadflap? Ten out of ten. Thank you. And the Rockets red glare. Oh, baby. Laura is here, but I don't think she's going to play pinball. young Zach will be joining us I believe that gentleman is 11 or 12 years old and his mother is also coming and they are going to battle it's going to be good Gearsman what do you mean your hoodie R.I.P oh wait where are my sunglasses guys today is another front page day by the way so get the frick ready to yell Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day four on Spheron's Walking Dead. Fun game from 2014. Had recent code updates. We're going to blow it up. We have a gentleman coming today. His name is Zach. He is, I want to say, 12 years old. He's going to beat the crap out of me on this game. And his mother is also joining us. It's going to be exciting. Stay tuned. I need to go grab a pair of sunglasses real quick. Hold tight.
    3:48
    Oh, baby. Alright folks, let's just switch over. So we are 17, I did the math, we are 17 subscribers away. We are so freaking close, it's not even funny. So close. All the cigars.
    4:37
    Let's see what you got. Let's see what you got. My voice is all super deep right now because I'm not feeling well. I think I have a cold or something. I don't know what's going on. When I get my passport and a place of my own, I'm totally going to have a vacation in Chicago to play on the stream. Hell yeah, awesome. That'd be awesome.
    4:56
    Week. That would be pretty good. Oh, crap. Guys, the city's full of walkers. Texas Rangers. The city's full of Texas Rangers, ladies and gentlemen.
    5:13
    Oh, my goodness. Folks, how do I make streaming pinball my career? How do I do this? How do I make this happen?
    5:26
    How do I quit my job and just do this exclusively? I think I need like 900 million more people to watch me.
    5:37
    What's up, Irish? Gearson? Jaded? Lord Squeak? ZZ Top? You're on your way? Right on, man. Take your time, dude. Take your time. because we're, uh, I want to shield you guys from the front page madness. So, come here at 5.36 o'clock. You'll be fine.
    6:04
    Yeah, we need 900 million people to subscribe. That would be great. If we just make that happen, you know,
    6:11
    should I make that my sub goal? 900 million people. You piece of crap. Yeah, Zach, we'll see you soon, man. Like I said, take your time. Just because the homepage stuff is about to start soon. And I'd like to keep it contained for now.
    6:35
    But drive safe. I'll see you in a bit. That's only 4.5 billion dollars a month? Yeah, that's fine. Even if I only had it for a month, that'd be great. We would start the Deadflip Pinball Company, make our own games. Whenever someone would give me a suggestion, we would just make the pin and see how well it sells. JD without beer. I'm drinking coffee with whiskey in it, my friend.
    7:11
    Got myself a cold brew from Starbucks. Put a little gin bean in there. It is Tasterino. You piece of crap.
    7:22
    Did I come to the wrong stream? Guys, never sober. Always pulled over. K the hill pin Okay If you K the hill pin Actually would be pretty rad I'm not gonna I ain't killing nothing Okay yeah Oh there you are Peter Hook reference anybody? Hook?
    8:00
    Kid pulls back Robin Williams' skin. Oh, there you are, Peter. What up, Player One? Good to see you, buddy. Thanks for coming.
    8:16
    I don't know if Laura will be joining us, but she is in the back room. What the hell was that? She's in the back room doing some real estate work stuff right now. We're going to start this over because my fingers slipped off of the plunger again somehow.
    8:36
    Rising up, back on the street. I hope everyone's Thursday is going well. Thursday, Thursday. Are you kidding me?
    8:53
    Are you kidding me? What the freaking crap? Lone Goat, what's up, buddy? the loneliest ghost. Back in my party hard days, Thursday was the day that I did all my drinking.
    9:11
    There was this bar we'd go to that would have one dollar giant mugs of old style. And it tasted disgusting because it came out of like beer taps that had never ever been cleaned. Ever. and in fact they didn't have a proper drain system all the overflow beer fed into like this Tupperware container and then at the end of the night we would beg them to be able to drink out of that Tupperware container even though it was realistically the grossest freaking thing on the page of the year Are you playing pinball on stream? Oh my god Dude, am I not allowed to? Hombre? Listen here, hombre 1945 I'll play pinball on this damn stream belong to. Because he can and why not? Guys, it's all about drinking really disgusting stuff, you know? Yo, Reefoo, what's up, buddy? Thanks for the follow. Reefoo, when you foo and feel like fooing again. Reefoo. Alright, let's see if we can get this skill. Nope. garbage.
    10:25
    Alright, look. There we go. Get some arena shots, baby. Come on. Get on up. Nope, that ain't gonna do it. Get on. Nope, that ain't gonna... I gotta fix that gate, man. Something's going on.
    10:38
    Whoa, what? He just said son of a bitch. Reefoo. Everyone's a bro. But I will remember your sex, my friend.
    10:55
    Love these ads, not... Pinball, if you don't get ads when you're a subscriber... Oh, my life. Dear Reefoo, we are now in love. Let's go catch a movie.
    11:10
    JK, I don't like watching movies in theaters. We're already on the front page. don't take it. We on the front page of Twitch. Guys, we're just on the front page of Twitch. It's not a big deal. Just hanging out. Front page hype. As long as the front page hype is real. Oh my god, you two sucks. BlueBeta. BlueBeta19. Thanks for the follow, buddy.
    11:46
    You're all buddies to me, Declined. Hello, Declined. Welcome to Pinball. My name's Jack. I like things that are fun.
    11:59
    Whoa, Card Knack. He has a knack for cards that are spelled incorrectly. Thanks for the follow, Card Knack.
    12:13
    I'm gay. Thanks for the follow, I'm gay. Thank you for the follow. Kaz. What up, Kaz? Oh, my God. Keep it alive. Bounce pass. Cradle up. Hit this guy a couple more times. Kazmanik. What is up? The Linger. I saw you tilt the table right there. Um, maybe.
    12:39
    Crunkface, what's up? Hitting the pinball machine, ladies and gentlemen, is required in pinball. It's like 50% of play in the game. You're encouraged to hit the machines.
    12:50
    Point play CSGO. CSGO looks fun. I don't understand the whole money concept of, like, trading weapons and stuff in CSGO. I don't know. The Hina.
    13:02
    Hola, The Hina. Thank you for coming. Thank you for the follow. What? We got the... Oh, crap. Guys, the following train is pulling into the station.
    13:23
    You piece of crap. Yo, yo, Genslick, how's it going? But Death Corrupt, good to see you again, man. Guys, this is real, see?
    13:34
    It's real. Grid the Reapers. Even with all the super advanced video games in the world, I'm watching a pinball game and enjoying it. Mike Wolfe, I'm enjoying you and your company, and thank you for coming. Grim the Reapers, and player two, player one, guess what? Your brother is here, sister or something.
    13:59
    JP, I'm an OP. LMNOP, JP LMNOP? JP LMNOP. Okay, live. So, ladies and gentlemen, we have a young lad coming here to battle me. His name is Zach. He's, I believe, 12 years old. Maybe 11. I keep forgetting. Him and his mother are coming to fight.
    14:23
    And they're going to whoop my butt. AV3II, what's up, buddy? Finally got on my Spider-Man board. Dude, pinball, that's awesome, man.
    14:32
    We should organize some sort of game. Hell yeah. Yeah. That brings me back to playing pinball on Arcade. They took away so much fun. Yeah, Card Knack, for sure. Yo, Mark, what's up, man? Thanks for the follow.
    14:44
    Card Knack, go find pinball. It's fun. We have 12 machines here. And we cycle through a lot of them. Kadaw! With the follow, the train of follows is full steam ahead. Ladies and gentlemen, we are exactly 17 subscribers away. from our next two emoticons and a tattoo that the chat gets to decide on to put on my body. Odin Gameplay. Hello, Odin Gameplay. Thank you for following me. And not in the creepy way down the dark alley.
    15:24
    ISC for Riot. Iskip for Riot? Come on. Live. Come on, baby. Stay alive. Nuclear Downfall. So how much weed do you smoke? Um, not much at all, actually.
    15:45
    Gino, what's up, my man? Thanks for the follow, buddy. What's your prefer- Oh, crap. Stay alive. Uh, Cardinac, are you talking about pinball machines? I guess it's hard to read what's going on. Yo, Name Game.
    16:04
    Hey, Name Game. Thanks for the follow. Gramma Day. You mean Grandma Day. Today is Gramma Day. Well, I screwed that up.
    16:20
    Oh, we going arena, baby. My favorite pinball machine is hard to pick because there's so many great games out there. I really like ACDC. I really like Stargazer. BF, what's up, man? Thanks for the follow. Seth Nero. Thanks for coming, buddy.
    16:39
    Ralphie. Like from Christmas Story? Hello, Ralphie. Thank you for following me. Of course. I appreciate it. Why the sunglasses? Because, um... Because I can.
    16:59
    Do you work with pinball machines? Odin Gameplay. I have done some stuff for pinball machines, but I'm an animator by trade.
    17:08
    Yo, BXPTA Lynn, what's up? Thanks for the follow. Love you. Love your face. I worked on the Wizard of Oz pinball machine with the Wicked Witch animations. I helped a little bit with John Papaduke on Magic Girl. Yo, Joshy, what's up?
    17:24
    Ralphie Christmas Story, really? A character named like that? Yeah, man. For sure. Imagination. I like imagination.
    17:36
    You got to have that. Thanks for the follow. Yo, Jared Rice. There's 115 people we got to beat up to get you the full Jared Rice name, my friend.
    17:50
    Awkward Boner 1. You know why you're Awkward Boner 1? Because I own Awkward Boner. I am the Awkward Boner. Yo, Dr. Jax Waxman. Thanks for coming, buddy. Falling bombs. My man.
    18:08
    Get him. Yeah, you can't take that. Dr. Watson. Thanks for the follow, man. Seriously. You can follow me around any day, buddy.
    18:19
    It's not too close. Snapple, huh? Yo, Snapple, what's up? Thanks for the follow, buddy. Bounce past. Trap up. Date killer. Falling bombs, lady. I call everyone, brother. Ask all my friends. It's just a fault I have. I apologize, but thank you, friend, for coming. My heart goes out to you. You're a kinky mofo. Aw, thanks, buddy. You're a kinky mofo, too.
    18:56
    Let's have kinky mofos in. Oh, crap. Drop catch. Live. Oh, you son of a... I'm gonna escape. Oh, no you ain't. You just followed me, son. And now I'm gonna follow you.
    19:13
    I'm an old school pinball wizard and love seeing you play. Hell yeah, Dr. Jax. Thanks for coming, man. I appreciate it. Moz, what are the commands for move-offs I can use? Dead flip. I'll be subbing tomorrow. But death corrupt. I love you, man. Thank you so much. Synthy catch.
    19:30
    Uh, type... Oh, Waldy. Thanks for the follow-up. Type! Machines! Record! Kyle the Star? Man, he's famous? Oh, you crap.
    19:52
    Flash your tilts? Uh, ladies and gentlemen, can you flash some tilts, please? Rebel would like to see your tilts. I'm guessing that's what that says. Bash, thanks for the follow, man.
    20:06
    Tom, my man, thanks for the follow. You can follow me anywhere. Just don't follow me anywhere. In my underwear. There you go. See? There's my tilt. I believe that's what you're looking for.
    20:23
    Sweep. Sweep with the follow. Oh, baby. No, I want to see your tilties. Yeah, that's... I'm showing you.
    20:42
    I can't show you... Do you want to see, like, a real life tilt? I guess I can do that. Kyle the Star, you want to be my gay lover. You know what? Sure, why not? Bitwise19, thanks for the follow, buddy.
    20:57
    Kappa Pride. A pinball show. Sister Tilda. That's a good name. That's what you get for tilting. Yeah, I screwed up.
    21:16
    Lemonas. Hola, Lemonas. Mi nombre es Jack Daniels. Mi amor. Casey, bro. Where's Casey? Are live versus safe allowed? Yes, they are definitely allowed, because
    21:37
    they just happened. DMGmouse, DMGmouse, man I suck at reading names guys. Take 115. What 115 ever do to you? Can you explain to me the paintball you are playing right now? What is the goal. What's up, Roy? Holy name! Gale Julius versus Maximus. So on this particular machine, you're trying to either get a multiball by hitting this prison a whole bunch of times, get a multiball out of hitting this well walker a bunch of times, or getting a multiball by properly knocking down these targets in a certain sequence and just blowing the game up in different modes that you start. Yo, PKG Felix, what's up? The goal is high score, exactly. So in pinball, there is no, like, beat the game, alright? Realistically, you're just trying to put up the best score you can, and if you're playing someone else, you're just trying to put up a better score than the person you're playing. That's all there Yo, Yara, thanks for the follow.
    22:46
    But if you guys have any questions on, like, flipper maneuvers and stuff, I'm more than happy to... Come punch my fart box six. All right, come on. Let's keep this... Oh, my God.
    23:03
    Crap. Jet scream. Deadflip, can you juggle between my flippers? I don't see why not. I do it all the time.
    23:12
    Wizard mode, love it. You can beat Whirlwind. The game doesn't turn off and give you a thumbs up and say, all right, get the hell out of here. You get to keep playing. There is no beating it. Now, that being said, it's sort of like, you know when you beat... I think Brad Stark mentioned this earlier. Any game that you beat, like a beat-em-up game, You're like, yeah, you killed the final boss, and it's like, you just saved the entire universe. Keep going. And that's all it is. That's all it is. Have you ever played Transformers Machine? Yeah, Trapp, I've definitely played one. We've streamed one before here on the show.
    23:50
    There's one not too far from here that I can put on the interwebs. Can I be a mod? I don't have some of my best friends as mods, man. There's literally only two people in the world I trust to be mobs.
    24:10
    Oh, I screwed that up. Yo, Booty! The Booty Clap King! Thanks for coming, man. Thanks for staying. Kingjack! Don't mind if I do.
    24:27
    Thanks for the final Kingjack. All right. Score, score, score. It's all about scoring. Make sure you score. as hard as it's fast, and you can't destroy.
    24:40
    How do you feel about The Dark Knight Machine? You know, bitwise, I actually like that game. We had a prototype of that machine here on the show early on.
    24:50
    And it's fun as hell, man. It's a lot of fun. Yo, Adrian, thanks for the follow. What? Blue Continental?
    24:58
    Two months in a row, girl. What's up? I love your face. Thank you for sticking around. Yo, great. I love you, girl. The goal is kick Dead Clip's butt. Yeah, guys, make sure you kick my butt. This is an awesome channel. Thank you, Kronosaur. Daytech85, the producer of all your daytech technologies. And peanut presents. Kronosaur, let the follow. Thanks, dude. That's gotta hurt. Like I said, we do have some competitions showing up here shortly. Stribble fuzz! This quad of servos. Can I grab your butt? Yeah, sure, why not. If you're here, the butt grabbings are real. Let me just drain all the balls real quick. Abu Mariam, Thank you for the follow.
    26:00
    It's a bad-ass stream. Aw, thanks, dude. I appreciate it. Like I said, if you folks ever have any questions on proper ball-handling techniques, flipper control, I'm more than happy to let you know exactly what I'm doing at any given time.
    26:15
    Yo, Earthworm, damn, dude, that was my favorite game back in the day. Are you kidding me? Whoa, five million for nothing? What are some key differences between pinball machines and their difficulty? Uncharted, thank you for the follow. Um, it's all layout, man. It's all layout. Some games are difficult because they're fast, some games are difficult because the shots are tight. It really depends on the machine.
    26:38
    Plus, you can change the difficulty on machines as well. Yo, DF, what's up, buddy? Thanks for following me! Ooh, the air conditioning just kicked on. You son of a... Brandon Warking.
    26:57
    Shouldn't you be... Warking? Kappa. Azari, thanks for the follow. Why'd you let the ball drain? Uh, I had... Wait. Sigsay, get out of here.
    27:11
    Insane brain chain. Shit, his brain is still insane. Hello, the best dreamer on Earth. Dirkotti, you're the best streamer on earth or I'm the best? Are you freaking kidding me?
    27:26
    Baa- Babberdoodle. Is that a- that sounds like a dog breed. Badass. Babberdoodle. Deadflip, I'm pretty new to pinball machines. I was wondering if you could give me any tips on how to handle or juggle a multiball. Jetstream. Yeah, so while your ball save is on, and you're in a multiball, shoot for every dangerous shot that you know is going to screw you while you're playing. I didn't just make this. Lol, you're lying. But then once your ball saves over, you want to trap up as many balls as you can on your flippers and try to get most of the balls to one flipper so you can play one ball at a time. It's called just trapping the balls. They're cradling them. Arson, what's up, buddy?
    28:09
    Appreciate it, guys. Doug, my man. Thanks for the photo. Ladies and gentlemen, by the way, we are 17 subscribers away from our next two emoticons and from you guys deciding on what my next tattoo is going to be. I'm just saying. 17 people get to decide.
    28:27
    Y'all get to decide what my next tattoo is going to be. Yo, my testicle. There you are. I've been looking for you, buddy.
    28:37
    Cupping the balls. Amphetamine, what's up, buddy? Yo, Mr. Halo guy. Are you a Halo fan? Ball? Jeff, go ahead and count me in for 16. Yeah, Jeff, you're up. I'll take 15 subs, please.
    28:56
    I'm voting for a tattoo of tilt on your butt. You know what? Whatever it comes down to, guys. I'll take a butt tilt tattoo.
    29:08
    Whoa, $1 from Pinball Life says, let's see if this goes through this time. Cramming 60 bucks into my computer screen didn't seem to work. Pinball life. Boom boom. Thanks for the support man. I love your face. I hope you're loving that Spider-Man dude, because that game looked on point. Can you explain tilt to me? I've only played PC. So here's what a tilt is. We're gonna sacrifice this game. On most machines there is a piece of metal hanging down inside with a weight attached to it. It's a plumbob. And around... so it's a thin piece of metal with a weight on it and around that is a metal ring. And as you're hitting the machine, that plumb bob's moving around inside of there like this. And if it touches the side, it gives you a danger. Bitwise 19 with the frickin' sub.
    29:55
    Welcome to the league, brother. You're amazing! Folks, can I get some flippers up for Bitwise, please? That guy is the business. We have a dollar from Super Bummer Summer. So spend it on premium dad beer. I won't. Dude, Bitwise, you're the business, man. Thank you so much. I love you. We are 16 people away. Anyway, so when it contacts that ring, you're getting a warning from the game. And typically you're allowed two warnings before the game tilts. So watch. I'll hit the game.
    30:21
    That's a warning. A second warning. Now, those are my two warnings. The next time I do that, it tilts.
    30:29
    And what this does is it... Yo, Koyo, thanks for the follow, man. When you tilt, your ball's over, and it's the next person's turn to play. Or if you're playing by yourself, it just goes to the next ball. Rolfy, thanks for the follow, man. Dude, seriously though, bitwise, I love you, man. Thank you so much. That's really awesome of you. Thank you.
    30:48
    All right. Now that I've sacrificed that, let's start this over. What kind of pizza do you like? Canadian bacon and sauerkraut or giardiniera with pineapple?
    30:59
    Don't beat me up. Hashtag flippers. Hashtag pizza time. In fact, I went to Little Cedar's last night and got a freaking pizza. Five bucks. Five bucks. Walk right out, guys.
    31:13
    So how do you use the tilt properly? Okay, in an instance like hitting the game like that, so I bounce the ball off this flipper over here, or if the ball, yo, just flip. Thanks for the follow, man. If the ball's coming off of this rail, you can drive the cabinet into the ball to move it to a flipper if you think it's going to go straight down the middle. Or, yo, ding-dong, thanks for the follow. If the ball's ever floating around the top of the slingshot here, If it comes close to any piece of plastic, drive the machine into that ball to get it the hell out of there, because it will drain. You can't trust that it's going to go down the inlet. You have to get it the hell out of there.
    31:50
    Do you ever backhand slap save on machines to do a force? Nah. Doing a death save or a bang back is illegal in tournaments, so I don't do it any other time. Do you have a favorite pinball machine? Yeah, so I was on that earlier. My favorite machines are ACDC, Stargazer, which is an old Stern from 1981. Yo, Fudge, thanks for the follow.
    32:17
    Metallica's turned into a big favorite of mine for sure. I like Demoman, Judge Dredd. There's a lot of games. It really depends on the mood that you're in, you know?
    32:25
    Oh, come on, baby. Favorite food has to be pizza. Divine Party, Pastry, Pastry. Man, yo, I'm playing, I'm inside with sunglasses on. I'm sorry if I get your name wrong.
    32:40
    Yes, that's it. Thanks for the follow, buddy. Why you no thank me for follow? Yo, time to dash. I love you. Thanks for the follow.
    32:52
    Here's the deal. I'm trying to look here and here at the same time. No Bible thumping. I love you. Akbert thank you for being the best around nothing's ever gonna get oh you son of a how many machines that darn chat just subbed that darn chat you're amazing welcome to the league folks can I please get some flippers up for that darn chat and we can thank her when she comes in here later what the hell is she doing guys 15 more subs and we get a tattoo that you guys get to decide on. I'm just saying. We got two today so far.
    33:33
    We got two today. Laura, you figured it out. What's up? How are you? Guys. Listen, the sub train, sub train, sub train, sub train's coming. Coming and going. Yo, Snake, thanks for the follow, buddy.
    33:52
    Have you, have you played The Sopranos? Dude, I think the Sopranos game is really fun, actually. Online Ginger, thanks for the follow. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Laura. Laura is also a pinball player. The Gomas, thank you for the follow. Do you like pinball arcade games? I don't play pinball arcade games, really. Like, yo, Ferrari, thanks for the follow. The only one I think I would play is pinball arcade, because those are actual games that exist out in the world.
    34:26
    The champ is here. Yeah, I guess Laura did win last night. She did. I put it all up, which she won. I put it all up. Yo, Peppa Straight. What's up, Peppa Straight?
    34:42
    Hey, Dinganubi. Hola, Dinganubi. Oh, I just screwed that multi-ball up. Oh my god. That's everybody out of the pool. Fabulous chunks. That your girl, Jack? We'll never know, dog.
    34:59
    What you think, Laura? High five me? Ouch. Have you ever played the old kiss machine? Yes, I've definitely played the old kiss machine. Yo, piggy! 007. Thank you for the follow. You are awesome. New pins are not an investment. Guys, pins are an investment Don't get it twisted Go buy a game that is cheap And somewhat beat up Restore it yourself Which is not freaking hard to do at all And then flip it for a huge profit I'm not kidding Do it right now Take your money, go do it Go do it Legit cornbread in the house But is it legit? Does it have bits of actual corn in it? so you can chew on it a little bit. That's legit corn bun. Legit. It's got a little jalapeno in it. $10 from Iron Sonia says, you made me start watching a lot of Papa videos on Facebook because of you. Thank you for being so awesome. How do you feel about Escher Lefkoff? I'm mind blown by the kid. So here's what, dude, first off, thank you for the support, man. Love your freaking face. Six, thanks for the follow. Escher Lefkoff was the reason I didn't win Papa's D division like three and a half years ago because that kid destroyed me.
    36:18
    Hey, Penn. Hi, what's up, buddy? You okay? Escher is an amazing, amazing pinball player. You know, there's something to be said about young kids playing pinball because they have like a leading monk. What's up? They have an angle or something that they... I don't even know what the hell is going on. Thanks for the follow.
    36:38
    You the best. Oh, I do? I have boner. You have boner. Me, half boner? You. Donation dabs. Wait, isn't that drugs? Oh, you want to play? I want to play. We'll start over. I can only play one game, and then I've got to go. Chill it. Sorry, guys. I've got to mow the lawn. Wait. I don't know. I like mowing the lawn. Teela.
    37:03
    J.P. Elemental P. What's the next pinball machine you're looking to buy? That's a good question. We have pretty much all of our favorites here, to be honest. It'll shoot a fire. If you type exclamation point machines, you'll see everything we have, and honestly, those are like cream of the crop machines. That walker's got some guts, and they're hanging out.
    37:30
    Get my atoms fixed. Yeah, do it. Meow mix for me and you. How romantic. Wolverine may be something for you, Charlotte. When you try to sub it crashes your stream. Guys, we need subs. We're so close. No, don't crash the stream. Cross the stream.
    38:02
    A scared skiff would be awesome. Philly Goose? What's up, Philly Goose? Philly Goose is back. Philly Goose, your name is the most fun to say. Absolutely.
    38:20
    What's up, PSP? Good to see you, bud. Philly Goose? Don't be so Philly, Philly Goose. I can't solve on my phone, mother-upper.
    38:30
    Have you ever played Pirates of the Caribbean? Yeah, that game's fun. Just repeatedly backhanding that chip to get him to multi-ball. That's all you do in that game.
    38:40
    Join the league. Sub. Your mama. Sub to your mama. Derek Burrow. Is that your real name? Yo, Derek. What's up, my man? I saw you in Cherry's chat earlier.
    38:52
    I gotta fix that game. Because that is straight up boned. Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. 15 subs away from a tattoo that you decide on and two new sub icons. Only 15. Doable. Call it for a dollar.
    39:15
    I found a third dip on a pier in Virginia Beach. On a pier? Yes. Smell like fish. Yep, that'll happen. Pinball and smell like fish. Yep. Wait, where's my fish tails button necklace? Oh, there it is. Uh, the Koyo. You have it? Do I have what? Holy drainy outlanes, Batman. Yeah, guys, by the way, any machine that we have here at the studio, we stud up as hard as possible. Just so you know. No ball save. This one has a little bit of one. No extra balls. Super wide outlanes.
    39:47
    Just make it a monster. Yo, Cody, thanks for the frickin' follow, my man. Patty? I like Cody better. How much of the actual... You freaking ding-dong. How much of the donation money do you get of the sub-money they're asking? I don't know. Oh, we get like half, I think.
    40:12
    But it's only $5, Kath. I'm just saying. It's like, you can go to McDonald's, which is just... Oh, and something really weird is that you can pay with a Burger King gift card. Dobby, what's up, buddy? You can pay with a Burger King gift card on Twitch. Yes, it is one of the options of payment. Uh, so folks, let's buy the Burger King gift cards and, uh, let's see some subs. Yeah, you don't need that burger, but you can eat it anyway.
    40:41
    I love McDonald's. Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh, no, Koyo, I do not own a Pirates of the Caribbean. There's one at a barcade nearby, though, for sure.
    40:50
    Billy Goose, thanks for coming. Thanks for coming. Bye, Billy Goose. I love you. I mean, I missed it.
    41:02
    What if they were good? Oh, live, ding-dong. Oh! I just came from the front page. Yo, Jensen! What up, Jensen?
    41:15
    Ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't already, click follow because guess what? It's freaking free to do. And maybe I'll say your name. I don't know. Maybe I will.
    41:25
    And if you have a Burger King card lying around, just go. Yeah. Just sub with your Burger King gift card. That's really weird.
    41:33
    Because that's a thing now on the internet. Will there be new tattoos to be placed on your body? Yes. That's right. You guys get to pick from a list of places on my body where the tattoo is going to go. But you definitely get to pick what the tattoo is.
    41:51
    Yo, Jigsy with the follow, my man. Getting Jigsy with it. Oh, I'm sorry. That was a terrible joke. No, you're taking it too far. You're taking it too far. Okay, I'll back off. What are your favorite places to play in the city? I'm in the Western Burbs. Logan Arcade is number one for me, man. Logan Arcade has the best machines around. Then it's the Emporiums, both Logan Square and Wicker Park. Then Headquarters River North, and then Headquarters in Lakeview is just bottom of the barrel. Mr. Bordeaux. Thanks for the follow.
    42:30
    I'm Batman. Yeah, free machines, though, means that they're not being taken care of. Fries coral because electric's here. Coral.
    42:46
    DC Adam comes up. Awesome screen. Now I really want to play pinball. You should. Vel, do it. Play the pinball.
    42:55
    Sleepy goat. Aww. Why did we say aww to them? It's like those goats that get all excited and then they fall over. What was that? Your butt man? Neat. Yeah, guys, I meant to say butt man. I don't have an arcade near me, at least not with pinballs.
    43:11
    Cardneck, I recommend downloading the pin finder or any sort of pinball finding app for your phone. There's a couple of them. Pinball map, pin finder. And it will show you pinball machines that are nearby. Most of them, if you're in like a suburb, will be in a bar or something like that. But you might find them in a bowling alley or something, and it's awesome. Cute Woman is here. Me? This guy. I'm Cute Woman.
    43:36
    I'm Cute Woman, man. Yo. Shianakoo. Thank you for the follow, Shianakoo. Bless you. Pinball Man? All crap. Okay. I'm a long-haired tenor.
    43:50
    I'm a goat. Oh, Sleeppy Goat? Yeah, Sleeppy Goat. Sleeppy Sheep? Those videos are too cute when they pass out. They get all excited and then they fall over. Guys, I'm straight up sweating my ding-dong off this man. I vote for Funny Bone as the place to get a tattoo. Okay. Oh, yikes. You don't get, okay, listen. Guys, 15 more subs. Call your friends. Call your mom. Get all your Burger King gift certificates out. Let's get some subs in here so we can vote on a tattoo. I'll get the damn thing this weekend and then I can show it off on Monday. I've also been talking to a few people that have some surprises. Shionaku. Spend $1500 and buy one. Alright, I thought that was your one game. Oh. Are you going to play one more? I guess I'll play one more. You're having too much fun. You don't have to mow the lawn. We'll do that on Saturday. I have to do other stuff on Saturday. Well, I will do the lawn. Okay. So let's play forever! Yeah, I took Kelly and me out. Oh, Christ. We're not talking to her. Play the game.
    45:05
    Guys, do you want her to hang out with an annoying little girl, or do you want her to sit here and play pinball?
    45:12
    By annoying little girl, I mean this woman is like 35 years old. She was 32. Death flip. When do you leave the flippers down and let them bounce from one to another. That's a good question that I cannot figure out. She should do it like yeah, always. It's like 98% of the time, realistically. It's called bounce passing. Like that. And what's happening is, oh you got a ladder. Hell yeah. Everybody do the ladders with your baby stuff. It slows the game down for you by letting it bounce pass and just allows you to cradle in here so that you can shoot.
    45:50
    Hello, I love you, Flip. And we love you too, baby girl. Let's get it on. Here, I will... Okay, when I'm training people how to play pinball, ladies and gentlemen, I encourage them to do one thing and one thing only. Find a game that's free play and practice one-handed. Because what playing one-handed does is it forces you to read the ball better. And it forces you to use bounce passes more. I show you So we do one pinball here Hopefully we get a clean feed out of here so it doesn just embarrass the crap I don know There you go See You just you rely on bounce passes you see that and that that pinball you just you don have to flip it every little thing Only the stuff that looks dangerous like that like that I needed to do a slap save on
    46:44
    It's fun to see her jump up and down she's excited. I know I completely agree Booze right? Booze? My hair bounces. That's what they like. The blonde. Ladies and gentlemen, 15 subs. I'm going to keep bugging you because it's freaking 15 subs.
    47:01
    Guys, 15 subs. Two new emoticons, all right? And you guys get to pick a tattoo I put on my body. 15. That's like... Two meter Eric.
    47:13
    That's a tall guy. Unless they're talking about his penis. So it's six foot... Thanks for penis. Yo, Rolfy. Catholic bride.
    47:31
    Pierce, look up, buddy. Yo, Mama97. That's about when that joke stopped being funny. Thanks for the follow, Yo Mama. I would get my mom to stop, but that's... Yeah, we don't want to interfere with mom's Bacardi budget. Bar-cardi? No, that's not that expensive. Kill me if I ever sell Adams. We'll do that.
    48:08
    Adams is a lot of fun, but you know what? You know me? You're a snobbery. Is that me? Ever since the Sharp Brothers taught me the secret to the belonging that came up. What? Lucas? Welcome to the league, brother. You're amazing! Um, folks, can I get some flippers up for sexy frickin' Lucas here?
    48:30
    The guy that we're all gonna make out with because he's the coolest dude and the sexiest person alive. Lucas, welcome to the league. You won't be disappointed. And I'm gonna keep doing dramatic arm things. Now it's Laura's turn. Lucas, we're still close. 14 subs, kids. Lucas. Only 14. 14 subs. 14. What's the oldest machine you own? We have Hot Shot back here from 1973. I think it's 73. You take all the make-outs.
    49:02
    Yo, take all them make-outs, dog. My two favorite things, make-outs and make-outs. Oh, yeah. And sweating with a Batman mask. If Jack was on a dating show, they'd be like, what's my green date? And he'd be like, take out with a make-out.
    49:22
    Girl, it'd be like, yo, what do you want to do tonight? I'm like, two things, girl. One, take out. Two, make out. Three, go home. Yeah, when we're done making out. Because you can't sleep over. My mom will get angry at me.
    49:37
    It's all about moms. Flip the, yo, what's up? Flip-o, flip-o, flip-o, flip Guys, we need 14 more subs But I love everyone that is Subbed already today 1973, there you go Wow, that was, I guessed it right It was 73 Get up there Oh, come on, it's name Swap Express I don't think I would ever use that service.
    50:14
    Damn it, come on. It's a pin. It sounds like one of the names that Google gives you when you join a collaborative. Strap Express.
    50:24
    In a world. You going to play more? One more. I'll be one more. Folks, here's the problem with real pinball.
    50:33
    It's addicting as hell. And when it's on free play, you can't stop playing. Insane Seb. Thank you. Thank you for following me. Let's make out. Thanks. Thanks, man. This guy trying to do impersonation of a douchebag. I'm cringing so hard. I'm wrong. Thanks, buddy. That sucks.
    50:56
    Hey, I'm a douchebag, your mama. Cool, Ma. What's up, buddy? Spooky props. I can't believe it. What took you so long? Just kidding. Welcome to the League, brother. You're amazing.
    51:13
    Folks, can I get some flippers up for spooky props, please? Because, holy farts. I guess Laura's going to jump up and down for spooky props.
    51:22
    Dude, spooky. The love and respect and the make-outs and the sushi. We're going to eat. I love you, man. Thank you for the follow. Thank you for the stuff. Thank you for loving everyone. Talatoss123. Folks, can I get a Talatoss123 in the chat?
    51:45
    Hey, where's the Amish girl? She's right here. Yo, Spooky, honestly, thank you so much, man. Do I look different? I wear the same color every single day. Guys, we are 13 subs away from you guys deciding what my next tattoo is going to be that I will get this freaking weekend if we can get the subs. Bowler, bowler. I like that. Wait, how do you do the flips? Like this?
    52:11
    Oh, you mean for the sub-icons. There's a little smiley face above the purple button that says chat. Click that and you should see all the icons.
    52:21
    Green hat? Yo, we don't talk about hats on this chat. I don't have a green hat. Laura only wears terrible, dumb, stupid hats.
    52:32
    Actually, that's what she Googles when she's shopping for hats. He's like, what's a hat Jack thinks is going to look like crap?
    52:40
    Purchased. Your mama. You can't have flips if you're a pleb. What? Guys. Brian, you my babe. No, I like plebs. I like workers. I like everybody. I like Twitch. Yeah, Laura, just stop there.
    53:05
    whatever you're about to say. Stubborn, you get the slippers. I miss the Batman mask. All right, Tom's guy.
    53:13
    I... Oh, you mean Batman. He'll come back. Yeah. He ate some bad noodles earlier. Yeah. And it kind of smells over here. Batman blowing it up. Better than he... This ain't your bat cave, dog.
    53:30
    Just... Go say hi to Vigo in the toilet. Wait, what? website something. Yep. Jack, how many tattoos do you have already? I have my, all my muscles are tattooed.
    53:47
    I have a giant chest tattoo. I have behind my ears tattooed. I have photo booth with a question mark written across my stomach.
    53:57
    5,540 followers? Awesome! On Instagram. Oh, holy crap. Not me, him, I guess. Oh, Kimballi? Anyway, yeah, I have Let's Read tattooed on my knuckles, and then I have Heck Yeah. I got Summer 06 and a chair and some fire. I check Wagon has the right idea, although that's my tattoo. I got butt stuff tattooed across my chest. Go for it, B. What's on your butt? I got butt stuff on my chest. I'm going to get a flock of butts. Yeah. All right here. See it'll look like kids drawing how you draw a seagull, but they'll be upside down. Yeah, and there will be turds coming out of them. Yeah. Yep, but they'll be like raindrops. Wait, and keep your Vigo portrait in the toilet? We keep it above the toilet. Yeah.
    54:54
    Our Vigo painting lives above our toilet in the back. Whoa, that's cut out. Block of butts? Isn't that an 80s band? A pizza tattoo would be great.
    55:08
    A gaggle of butts. No! I'm getting a snack. Slap a sea bud. Slap a sea bud? Oh my god, that's too freaking perfect.
    55:25
    Ladies and gentlemen, 13 subscribers away. Call your mom, call your dad. Get some kids in here. Only 13.
    55:34
    A herd of heinies. Yeah, I'm all about herding heinies. Still scrambling down. You're a bird? Yep. Yeah? What? Oh, yeah, the new emotes, we have, I've designed them already. One is a wet chocolate bar hearkening back to Caddyshack for our Everybody Out of the Pool emote. Because if you'll remember in that movie, there was a baby Ruth floating in the pool. Everyone thought it was a turd, so everyone jumped out of the pool. So that's what it is. It's going to be great. Will you be streaming the tattoo session? Periscope it. Oh, you know what? I can periscope the tattoo session for sure.
    56:22
    Yo, Daniel, thanks for the follow, my man. Danny, thanks. Danny. My man. Oh, farts. Dan, Dan, the man.
    56:33
    Oh, I'm dying. What's happening? Yo, GT Gunner. Those are fun. Thanks for coming. Those are exciting. They're super cool.
    56:43
    Well, Moobot said no. What's your parrot still? It's going to be Deadflip. So, if it's anything associated with your, what is it, Twitter, right? Yeah. So, it's our Twitter. If you look down below on our Twitter, that's where the Periscope's going to be.
    57:05
    Or Meerkat. It's one or the other. I don't know. Yeah, it's my fault. Your player one? Yeah. Wait, I didn't drain? Really? Okay. Yo, FOT1S. Can you do a Bill Murray emote? Ooh, that'd be good. Eating it?
    57:27
    Wait, Parmesan, why the F did you ignore my question, you hipster weirdos? I didn't see your question, buddy. What was your question? Thank you for being so nice when you responded.
    57:40
    Hipster weirdos? What is a hipster these days? The guy that can't get no love from you. No, that's a scrub. Whoa. Yo.
    57:53
    Ending Fallout. What's up, buddy? Thanks for coming. My teeth scrub. I don't want no scrub. A scrub is the guy that can't get no love from me. Right? Yeah.
    58:03
    Oh, dude, you guys want the frickin'... Yeah, dude. Illuminati. Just followed you on Periscope. Oh, hell yeah, I followed you. Yeah, when I get the tattoo, I will definitely scream the tattoo. But we need 13 more subscribers, guys. Only 13. Think about that. Just think about that.
    58:26
    It's $5, and you guys get to pick. You get to vote. You get to decide what the tattoo's going to be. Do you think Vigo would be your baby? Wait, Hipster Doofus and Amish Midget? Which one? You mad? What is this?
    58:42
    Oh, would he steal our baby? Nah, Vigo's my boy, man. Viggo ain't doing nothing his job is to sit in the bathroom all day but I think he's fine with it you got it right yeah okay um what are your two heights I am 6'7 she is 5'1 and a half oh wait did the phone ring is that what you pointed no I'm just oh god scared me
    59:15
    What machine are you playing on next week? That's to be determined by having you guys vote. Or if Stern is kind enough, they'll give us the kiss machine. Yeah, just tweet at them. Just tell them. Yeah, by the way, tweet at Stern Pinball and tell them to give us our kiss machine, please.
    59:32
    Yeah, guys, I'm huge, by the way. I'm a monster. Jack is 401 million beard seconds. I, yes. I like whatever that is haven't you heard your hipster is out I think you know something like that is in isn't that a car yeah no kidding um a hipster is any person that is not yourself guys like go look at your grandpa if he's still alive or even if he's dead go look at a photo of your grandpa when he was like 25 that dude is a freaking hipster I'm 16 and 6'7". Holy crap. Banana for scale? It's like the forearm thing, right?
    60:22
    Are we talking... Wait, what are we talking about? Red Thorns, yes. The new Kiss Machine. This game is actually on loan from Stern, by the way. We have a... I don't know if you can see. We have a Valley Radical back there. We have a Tron. We have a Hot Shot. We got a World Cup, a Metallica, a Twilight Zone, ACDC, Stargazer, blah, blah, blah. What? I love when people whisper to me, ban me. But I just pictured someone just leaning in close to you and going... I love when people whisper to me, ban me. Why? Why do people want to get banned? Unless it's just like a thing they get off on.
    61:04
    Oh, ending fallout. Sorry, dude. Only supposed to be close links. My apologies, dude. What's the release date for KISS? It came out. It's out already, yeah.
    61:15
    Wait, here's a picture of four-year-old Jack. Okay, I've got to do this. Hello, I'm Batman. Guys, that's pretty good. Yo, Pack and Wood, what's up, buddy? Welcome back.
    61:29
    Welcome back to the strum. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, if you're new to the stream, we do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. Ending fallout. Thanks for the follow. We showcase a different machine every single week And I show you guys how to blow that machine up And proper flipper maneuvers and stuff If you have any questions, please ask them in chat If you haven't clicked follow, please do it It's free to do and I'll call your name out And we are also 13 subscribers away from you guys Deciding what my next tattoo is going to be And also two new sub emoticons So, baboosh Commercial over I was at a bar last night that played the entire Twin Peaks soundtrack which was super eerie because there's a lot of like ding dong yo Scott Nords thanks for the follow Jack what is your in your opinion how does Metallica Pinball Raider play so when Metallica first came out That game was probably about a four for me. But now with its new code, it's like nine and a half. Sick of Mondays. For sure. Thanks for sticking around. Yo, sick of Mondays, thanks for the follow, buddy.
    62:44
    Yo, Jam Master Fluff? If that ain't a hip-hop name, I don't know what is. Thanks for the follow. Thank you, Master 789.
    62:58
    He's the craziest master. His address is 789 Coney Master Street. Yo, 999! Deadflip, like me, do you hate when people only ask you, how's the weather up there? How tall are you? Do you play basketball? Dude, yes, absolutely.
    63:15
    I get that all the time. Snub, Stumpy, my man. Hey, how's it going? Good. Hi! Yeah, we didn't know. Do you stand on the college? I don't know. I think I asked my friend. He said, oh, yeah. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Oh, great. Well, welcome.
    63:40
    We're just wrapping up the game. Let's get it out. Yeah. There's water. We want to wrap it up. We've got a lot of people following. War, thanks for the follow, buddy. Oh, no. How long have you been playing pinball machines? About four years. About a year and a half. Oh, my God. I love it. Dolphin for days. What's up? I'm going to turn the AC up really quick. Zach, the kid, Delphins to Travel. Yeah. You need to be tough. Yeah.
    64:09
    Internet, this is Zach. Hi. I'm actually highlighted. Go to highlights. Go to Zach Parks Pinball Pro. Already got 170 views. Oh, really? Yeah, I killed this guy. Who did this guy get? You know, like, it's got two million. It's a TVP. Yo, Fluffy, the TBW, what's up? I'm not a stranger, guys. I'm your best friend. Who ended up winning the tournament? What tournament? Oh, I didn't actually go to that tournament. I spent all night trying to figure out what was wrong with the stream.
    64:40
    Folks, we have a guest here. Zach is about to show you guys how to play this freaking machine. He was on the stream during our tournament way back in the day, and he blew it up. Yo, Swagdog13, my man, what's up? And, yeah, he murdered it. He just straight destroyed this machine. His mom is also going to be battling as well. Laura, are you sticking around? No, I gotta go. Alright, Laura's leaving. Everyone say bye to Laura, because we'll never see her again, ever. My last time. What's your channel I want to sub? Are you talking to me? No, Zach. This guy, y'all?
    65:20
    I don't think he streams. He's streaming now. You're here. I was saying, what do you have? You said you were highlighted. Oh, I highlighted him on our stream here. Oh. Yep. Bye forever. Bye, Red Hat. Aw. All right, Laura, you've got to go now. They're saying goodbye. Okay. Have fun. He's going to slaughter my scores. I'm terrible.
    65:46
    Just nice to meet you. Find it, wear it, rock it. Got it. Dude, are you ready? Yeah? Do you want to practice game real quick, feel it out? I'll let you go first, brother. I'm glad you're back, buddy. Yo, RoguePanic, head for the follow, buddy. No! So this is set up with no extra ball. The ball saves very short. Deathless, Traitor Danger, Unless, oh god. D-Lash, what's up? Thanks for the follow, buddy. So how many Pim on the screen do you guys own? There is 11 to 12 machines here. It varies. Long ago it says bye, Laura. Watch those tilts. Jack has it rigged. Yeah, it's a little tight. Just lots of people jacking. That's it. I don't, I don't personally know her. No. Well, you don't know her. Nah, we don't know her personally. When she's on the internet, she's a stranger. Alright, have fun. Alright, see you later.
    67:02
    Um, Laura will be back, guys. Probably not tonight, but eventually. So don't, uh... Alright, let's try and just get in a mode. So it looks like Zyx is trying to grab a mode by knocking down those bloodbath targets. Solid bounce pass. Fing's pistol, I feel like your mic is a tiny bit too low. It didn't... oh, I should have done one more. Mic, thanks for the follow, buddy.
    67:33
    It's probably just me yelling a lot, guys, that's what you're saying. Nice, Zyx. I told you guys, this kid knows what he's doing. So we have CDC and bicycle hurdles ready for us. No. Ah, solid first call, dude. Let's throw your mom in here, too. Nope. After you. Oh, okay, I'll play. Yeah, why not? Can I just flip it? Oh, get off. Do I just, how do I, okay. I'm going to flip it. Oh, okay. Oh, get off. Thank you. Do I just turn around and... Okay. Never trust him. Think of the following. How much do pinball machines run? Think of it like an automobile. Different tires in different conditions, different air, different props, different... We work from $2,500 for an okay machine, and you work to... $2,500 for a good machine. Okay. to 18 grand. And also, hey, Ron, thanks for the follow. It, like, for instance, touched on there. That game was free, but it didn't work. And we brought it back to life. So, it really depends on when you do it.
    69:19
    Is that fine? Okay. That's fine. Bye-bye. Bye. Goodbye, Laura. Ladies and gentlemen, 13 subscribers away. We can do this today. For what? So, we have a goal. If 13 more people hit the subscribe button on our stream, I am letting them decide what my next tattoo is going to be and where it's going to be located.
    69:43
    It's probably going to be terrible, I'm guessing, but that's fine. That's fine, because most of my tattoos are terrible anyway.
    69:51
    Yeah, I have photo booths right across my stomach, so I'm not too worried about what the tattoo's going to be.
    69:57
    I can't wait for this. I talk about it. Oh, I think I showed it off. Yeah, it's just with a question mark for no reason. Because I'm an adult.
    70:11
    Do you have a crappy Charmander? I don't even know what that means. It's a faith pistol. Oh, yeah. It's all about just engaging the chat. And, yo, Pop-Tarts for life. Thanks for the follow. Ball save. Thank you. Exactly. That shouldn't have been a ball save. I'm going to be like, too many... Is anybody being down here? Um, probably not. Oh my goodness. I fumbled that. Um... So far, Jack is clearly not in the league. Oh, I can't... With 44 million, he's doing okay. He's doing okay. Just keep on playing hard. What we do is every week... Every week, we change up the game. And we played that game for an entire week for about two hours to show people how to, I guess, control the ball on the machine and how to control the machine. That's pretty cool. It worked out pretty well. Right now there are 488 people. Go ahead and smash the ball. Is that competing in PAPA, and if yes, in what division? Um, I do not think I'm going to be going to Papa this year. Okay. Do you know what division you play in? I wasn't speed of the game enough before I knew how to do drop catches and everything. Thanks for the follow guys, I appreciate it. Probably B. B division? Yeah. Yeah, what would you go for? Dr. K. Wolf, thanks for the follow buddy.
    71:52
    Tina, sorry, yes, your name is still on the machine. Whenever I put my name on this, I put just one of their names on the screen.
    72:07
    Alright, so now... What is TAPA? Oh, TAPA is the Professional Amateur Pinball Association. So go to TAPAPinball.org. It's TAPA where the World Championship tournaments are held every year. The end of this month for replay effects. Yeah. Which is going to be awesome. There's going to be like 700 people in the area. I can't go. He has an overnight camp. Oh, no.
    72:32
    Overnight camp. I wanted to miss it, but he made me go. Teelan, yeah, this machine's about $5,500, but Stern was kind enough to drop this off so we could stream it. Ace Horizon, thanks for the follow, buddy. And he knew it was about to exist. Yeah, it's up in the air. I keep bugging Stern. Right now the machine we're supposed to get is at the Comic Con in San Diego right now. So hopefully that comes back home soon. Andy and Paula, thanks for coming back, man. Wait, so...
    73:01
    She's playing with you, dude. I know she is. How much was your Tron pinball? That was also three. That was donated by a tech here in Chicago who operates, his name's Gavin.
    73:25
    Yep, Gavin Miller drops off machines here so we can play with him. So he dropped off Tron, and that's his value radical also.
    73:35
    What am I doing? Oh yeah, Dan Brown. Dan's awesome. His apartment is actually just like three blocks from here. Yeah.
    73:47
    It looks like pretty well. All right. So we are, I'm going to light up a multi-ball here and use that to get blood bath. Actually, that's a dumb way to do that because it's hard to, let's get blood bath first.
    74:00
    So that's called a post pass for you guys. That's how that, what I'm doing is I'm quickly flipping the ball into the bottom of the slingshot and it's hopping over and then you can cradle it to pick your next shot.
    74:11
    I was doing a lot of drop catches this time. Ah, the good old drop catch. Oh, yeah, mama. Whew. Yeah, it's very chilly. But you get one good move, by the way. Um, there's also... Oh, here we go.
    74:30
    Oh, really? Come on, mom. There we go. So, let's pick a mode. CDC works out the best, especially since it's going to be mixed with Bicycle Girl. Oh, that would be a good job. He got a $400 million.
    74:47
    Wow. That guy is a monster. Can you show us your Twitch setup? Yeah, guys, I can show you my Twitch setup. It's on my Instagram, actually. I just took a photo of it not too long ago for everyone to see.
    75:20
    Oh, man. Yeah, that was me completing the... I don't fully understand, yeah, where... I don't know. I got like a $40 million shot from completing it. And then my total was $172 million. So I don't know how that... Yeah. How do they make the cool additions council? I don't even know what that is. Have you stopped off at the Ghost to play the Machines? Dude, Galloping Ghost is awesome, man. They also have a really good collection of games there. I just wasted my 2x. Oh yeah, it's just an arcade. Oh yeah? It's in... Brookfield. Mighty's core... It's not very far, actually. My best for on the Walking Dead is 127 million. 127? Nice. I haven't played it. Crap. Whole bunch. But, yeah, we have a good one. I think I got it. Yeah, you got 200. I got 200. Oh, please. Okay. I don't want to be you right now. Way more stops until... So, we're close to Bloodbath. I just gotta hit that last target, then wipe him down one more time, and then we have Bloodbath. And I think we're just a few steps away from prison. On Bloodbath, it's a two ball multi ball, but you can stack in other multi balls. And the ball save time, there's so much ball save time. I screwed that up. On Bloodbath. Is it just on Instagram? Uh, guys, I can show you the setup. Um, how the heck did I do that? Okay, let's ball. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe I'll show you. It's not. Do you really want to get that? We want to get that removed. It took a lot of...
    77:07
    Amarilku, thanks for the kind words, man. Deadflip, where's Batman? This is a really cool Batman house, though. Man!
    77:23
    It's all good. We have plenty more games to play. Oh, this is great. You keep on playing over and over, huh? Oh, you want Vigo to come off of bathroom duty? I think I can bring Vigo out.
    77:37
    He's a good looking guy. Zentron says, Zach, what up, dude? Looks like the stream is growing. Yeah, Flirt on.
    77:51
    A year ago, my friends and I got a 1975 Pigeon machine. It was really cool because there was no printed circuit board. Yeah, man. How did you get all 100? Oh, your Moe. Because you get that really good excuse. It's all about the Moes, man. With the new code, it's all the Moe. Oh, yeah, that's really cool. Yeah, it's just really, it doesn't let your face breathe. Also, you can't smile because it just hurts. Dad?
    78:15
    Dad, are you there? I didn't know how to grab it. Oh, crap. Whoa, method. What's up buddy? Thanks for the follow. We'll do a little post transfer. I gotta knock these stupid targets down. Oh, okay, that was close. Oh, cut you. Yeah, baby. That was the luckiest crap in the world. All right, so I gotta wipe the targets down one more time. But they have to be lit, and if they're not lit, then you block the target. Oh my god. Which means that you can't get it. Okay, okay, calm down. You have to be multi-pulsed, and then you can't get it. Yo Celtics fan, what's up buddy? Hey Jeff, why wouldn't you hit the multiball and then that would like bloodbath? Well because getting bloodbath is a process. So when you wipe the targets down for first aid it starts cycling again. And you want to wipe the targets down when they're on weapon and then wipe them down again when they're on food. But you can screw up and hit it when it's still on second completed arm. So if it's cycling and you completed first aid and it's cycling again and you hit the targets when it's on first aid even though you did it, you gotta wipe them all down the start of the race. And when you have a bunch of balls bouncing around, it's hard to control that. So I like to get this first and then bring in another multi-ball with it. Is it true that you can stack prison with wall marker but not wall marker? I haven't been able to mix the two since the new code. Oh, really? One target away? That actually sort of hurt my elbow. Alright, here we go guys. Here we go. Folks, we're one target away from opening this game wide up. I gotta fix that gate. One of these days I want to visit Deadflip. Yeah, please, come here and battle. I encourage everyone. This is Kevin from Kingdation. He's the YouTuber, and I'm his wife. Oh, hi! We've got a friend from Seven Threads. Kevin from Seven Threads. Oh, give me a break.
    80:22
    Kevin, what is your last name? Kevin, what is your last name, brother? I want to make sure they can hear that.
    80:31
    Hello, where's the... Oh, nice. I wanted to go to that. I'm sad that I didn't. Doctor, thanks for the follow, buddy.
    80:51
    So we need to get our edible going here. Just be wary that sometimes the things you read in that chat may not be the nicest stuff. so just be careful.
    81:07
    Oh, no, I'm just saying, you don't have to read everything out loud. That was fine. I'm just warning you. Yeah, exactly. For example, when you're in multiple, you have to focus on one child over and over again. Okay, here we go.
    81:30
    That's probably sick. Yeah, that was pretty nice. Sometimes people swear. It's true. It's true. Sometimes people like to swear.
    81:51
    Okay, we're going to do a cradle separation here. Oh, did I swear? No. Oh. Yeah. It's so in good. Are you going to go to the Logan's thing on Saturday?
    82:16
    I'm actually having an anniversary party for me and Laura, so I cannot go to it yet. We've been together for six years. Six years? So what's going on there? Yeah, trust me, I get that a lot. Yeah, we're just, you know, really good friends hanging out. All that other fun stuff.
    82:38
    We're a little more than that. She's my pinball partner. Yeah, it's going to be good. But, yeah, we have a lot of people coming over, so we're going to be missing that. Crap, I was one hit away from multiple.
    82:53
    You did it, talking about relationships. A-M-A-R-O. All right, see. A, M, A, R, O, Roku, gotcha. That was a good one, though, yes. I'm going to keep talking to me.
    83:14
    All right, well, now I think you and I have to, like, kiss your butt. D, J, A. Alright, so who got first, who got second, who got third? I got first, we got third. You got third? Yeah. So it's going to go 2-1-0. If you get first place, you get two points. Yeah. Second place gets one point, third place gets no points. Oh, that's fine. Yeah. That's not the story. Yeah, exactly. No way. The way we do this though is high score goes first and we go down from there, so I'll start it off. You'll get second, you'll go third. Oh, that's cool. Just to give the person that came in last an advantage. Yeah, right. I'm not going with you. Alright, Sig, have a good one, buddy. Can I be the next high score? We'll see. We will see, ladies and gentlemen. See, the problem is that I'm going to be the one putting up my name next. Yeah. Oh, dude, I like it. Cocky wins in my book, for sure.
    84:07
    What an honor, dude. You're welcome. All right, let's just get all the bonus here, I guess. Hopefully a clean feed out of the pops, which is rare. I'll take it.
    84:20
    Oh, and then miss everything, apparently. That's not going all the way around. That'll put some hair in your chest.
    84:31
    Just start taking out some walkers here. Alright, I want to start knocking these targets down to get bloodbaths early on. Yo, C, what's up buddy? Thanks for the follow. Team Alyssa and Zach is da underdog.
    84:47
    Trust me, they're not underdogs. They're waiting until money is part of it and then they're gonna like tear it up. Xenix, thanks for the follow, buddy.
    84:59
    Aw, get out of here. They're what's known as sharks. Aw, get it, bud. Yo, I'm Roku! Thanks for the follow. I'm taking this stuff.
    85:13
    Thank you very much. Nice job, everybody. Oh, you know what, I would have trusted that, too. Yeah. It was just a bad tip of the flip. You might have had a little too much to give up. Dexo, thanks for the follow, Dexo. 1984. Where was I in 1984? Just hanging out. 1984? Hanging out. I was, um... Oh, that was a good year. I was a talk-teamer in baseball. There you go. And, um... Those were all the John Key movies. Yeah, 1984. Oh, my God, yes. Do you have tips for starting Twitch streamers? Ending Fallout. You have to be super, super consistent. Number one, consistency. When you pick a schedule, never change it, okay? If you're like Monday through Thursday at this time, stick with it. Yo, thank you for the follow.
    86:29
    What's that thing when a word reads forward as it is backwards? Mr. Funny Magoo, thanks for the follow. Anyway, be consistent. Number two, interact with your chat. If you don't, people come in, say stuff to you, call you a jerk, and then leave. You have to talk to these nerds. No, but it's like, I'm talking all, look at this. Like, you got to read this stuff. How old are you? 43. Whatever. Palindrome. Yeah.
    86:56
    Palindrome. Thank you. God, I'm an idiot. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Internet. I'm terrible with English.
    87:04
    We spelled it different. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Taco Cat. Exactly. Taco Cat Palindrome. So is so many dynamos. That is a sentence. That is a palindrome.
    87:19
    Well, I'm going to call Jack a jerk anyway. Thanks. Blue Continental. Why are you so mean to me all the time? I don't get it.
    87:34
    Race car. Multikeel. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. I knew that was gone. Sort of. They get mad at you for not talking in chat. Exactly, Pinball. You have to talk to people. Screens like, for instance, and this isn't calling anyone out, but I love watching Papa TV on Twitch. They don't read the chat at all. Yeah, but they talk about what's going on. But they're explaining the game, yes.
    88:04
    So they're able to hold people that are genuinely super interested in pinball, but for new people coming in that don't know what the hell they're talking about, they don't stick around. Do you have a favorite classic pre-1985 tale? Yes. Stargazer from Stern, 1981. Has to be my favorite kid from around that time. Don't go down the middle. Okay.
    88:35
    This is why I watch you, you talk to us. Oh, there you go, Kinosaur. Well, you know what? I love you guys, all of you. sometime, I'm sure. Every one of you. Every single one of you, Chad. That's very funny.
    88:48
    Bring your Burt's Bees. It's going to be a long day. That guy? Uncharted, you're coming to Chicago and you want to stop by? PM you, dude. Private message me on Twitch or Twitter or Facebook or anything.
    89:12
    Listen, it only takes one ball. You're fine. It only takes one ball. Arn Sonia, the magnet throws the ball at random. You don't get to control that, unfortunately.
    89:26
    We're playing again next week. Do you want to play? Oh, we're going to play. Just keep on the line. For as long as you want. You fell into a trap, actually. You work here now. You're stuck. I apologize. I should have said that earlier. You signed a contract when you walked in.
    89:42
    Where do you want to put it? Five o'clock is quitting time. Oh, you're running out of business. Oh yeah. You can go to the store and run out of business if you can't get around. Yep, same with me. But I run this place so I have to stick around a little later. Plus I'm streaming so there's that. Yeah, but you get to play. Okay, yes. Jack actually pushed the controller. Well, pushing the buttons all it does is adjust the... You're just messing with the current going into the magnet. so it will change which way the ball's going to go. Like, typically, if a magnet is just dropping the ball straight down, if you flip the flipper buttons like crazy, you're messing with the current going into the magnet, and it might actually throw the ball in a weird direction, which is better than it coming straight down. You want it going all over the place, yeah.
    90:32
    Jack, what are your work hours, 9 to 5? It's more like 8 till I leave. I don't have specific hours, man. Why, are you trying to come... Yeah, Jack, give me a frickin' break. How do you think... I have a 3200 square foot animation studio I have to pay for.
    90:52
    It's pretty good, yeah. Thank you. I appreciate it. The background is really nice. Oh, Vigo. Just the whole background. Oh, thank you, yeah.
    91:01
    I think Vigo made it. Is it stairs? Donate to kids. So, 8 to 9? Yes, exactly, 8 to 9. Donate to kids. They like it. Yeah, they like it. Oh, it's great. You look great. Thank you. I appreciate it. Okay. Come on, Julia. What time is it over there right now? It is currently 6... 15, 16, I don't know what that says. Oh, 624. I'm watching. Close pass. That's called a close pass. Nicely done, sir. Okay, I'm starting... Alright, so he has Steve-A-Cube running and Bicycle Girl split. So he's going to start collecting double locks. Oh, that was just a very unlucky bounce. Alright, you got this. Come on, take it home. You guys can slap this pin around, it's on low. Yeah, that's why this game has, that's why this game holds our killed record for the stream. It's like 40... 45. 45 kills for the week.
    92:16
    It's 1 in the morning there, Skippy? That is awesome. Big shout out to all of our overseas viewers that are staying up late to watch us play Finball. This is Roy Williams. Yeah, Roy watches a lot. and yeah it's got to be like one or two in the morning for him right now. Do you like zen pinball or pinball effects or the pinball arcade? Ummm, no. Okay, you know the pinball arcade if you want to learn the ruleset of a game. There you go Because those are actual real games that exist out in the world But if I want to like practice skills actually or something there an app called Pinball Pro And I think they're going to make it into an actual pinball machine. That's awesome. But it's pretty cool. You can actually do like actual drop catches and tricks on it. Sleepy Goat, it's three in the morning. Holy crap. Who's that? It's from the person that can't take their eyes off of my beautiful face. Love you. Just kidding. Are you in here? 3 a.m.? Yeah. Where are you located there? All right. It's the same order.
    93:31
    Don't worry. You got this. It only takes one ball. It takes one ball. And here is, okay, here's what my recommendation is for you. Bloodbath is a pain in the butt for people to start. I say ignore this, okay?
    93:44
    Get a multi-ball ASAP. What I would say is if you want to just clear the prison yard and then go for your mode and then finish prison. Yeah, cool. Start your multiple with the mode. Absolutely. And then I'm going to do that. Just fast. Because it starts you off with just one shot away, two shots away for the prison.
    94:07
    From Budapest. I was in Budapest. Oh, nice. I was on the Buddhist side of Budapest. And guess who I met there? Who? Stevie Wonder. In Budapest? Holy crap.
    94:17
    Is there glass on the machine? There is glass on the machine, guys. Dude, Stevie Wonder, that's awesome. This does not have PDI glass. It's just regular glass. I just lit the room so that it's more of a general illumination instead of direct bouncy stuff. Are you a giant? No. I'm 6'7". Yes, I am. I'm sorry. I am a giant. He's Hagrid. I'm Hagrid. I'm a very skinny Hagrid. The phone's ringing, which I don't like. There's a giant. Oh, hold on. I got to. I got to answer this.
    94:47
    Hello? One second, buddy. We're going to win that. All right, get in there. That's fine. Handicaps all around. Oh, no, no. I don't even know who that was. I just let someone in the bar. He knew my name. Oh, he knew you. Whoa, that was the magnet not really working.
    95:26
    Solid, solid slap. Can I call into the show? Yo, pinball, do you want to call into the show? How do I? Yo, oh, man. I got a set of Skype on the table. I think we could just like a speaker phone. Oh, my God, yes. And you could have like Larry King live.
    95:41
    Caller, you're on the line. That was a good one. And that was a good one. Oh, bad bounce. It's okay. This is kind of fun. You can just play Walking Dead over and over. We're never leaving. See, what you don't know is you're trapped. You're never leaving. Great. Put a lot of ones if you want. Mom, if you want to get the most out of your skill shot, the first, there's two roll over things that are like... Oh my god, it's packed. How are you, buddy? What one is changing to the second one is when you... Yeah, here, check this out. So, you want to roll over them when they're both playing.
    96:32
    So, yep, and then you want to go through the blinking lane, and you completely blow the zombie set off with a shot. Then you do a little bounce pass arena, start knocking out some targets, crying your sleep a little bit here. Oh, we went to the same place yesterday other than this place. Uh oh. Oh no, when was this? A few weeks ago? Oh yeah, we went to Logan Hardware. Oh yeah, Logan, wait, Logan Arcade. Oh, you went to the back room for Logan Hardware. The hardware store. Yeah, the hardware store. He bought Jimmy Vendrix and the Who. That's awesome. And then we hung out and actually we were there watching Dead at the Pavilion. Oh, that's awesome. So it's... and the guy's been really cool about the charity turns that we're putting together and I'm like, if you want... Oh, I just got an email from Jack of Jerky Jack Pin. Oh, cool. We're trying to get one of his games on the show here. Are you trying to get Woz? I'll take anything really. We worked on Woz. We did the Wicked Witch anime.
    97:37
    We actually have the outfit that the actress was wearing in a closet right here. Oh, my God. It's my turn? Yeah. Oh, wait. I forgot about the light. That was Rhett. The first thing I even bought. I just bought this light up here.
    97:50
    Uh, why did the... Whoa. Flippers. That is a sentence. Paragraph. Hey, I caught you. You scream every now and then. It shows up on the front page. I want to say that you do a great job of engaging your chat and being an entertaining idiot. Oh, it's a post.
    98:08
    I signed in just to say you should have more guests because other people playing with you today. I stayed watching for much longer. Really awesome stream, and I'm terrible at pinball. Yeah, I'm not doing great either, but it's really fun, so definitely just keep on playing. Want me to talk to Jack tomorrow, Jack? I'm drunk. Leave me alone. Okay. Guys, I love all of you. Thank you for coming. Thank you for the kind words, Clippers. We often have people come battle every once in a while. It's just, it's a lot easier to engage you guys when I'm by myself. But I love having people to fight with. Yeah, it's just easier to sit here and someone calls me a nerd, and I say, no, you're the nerd. And they're like, no, you're the nerd. And then you say, no, I love you guys. Yeah, and then I say, no, I love you guys, and then you give me $5. Right? Jack, change your icon. Yeah. They make their own emoticons. Five dollars. Guys, we're 13 subscribers away from you pinheads deciding what my next tattoo is going to be. Did you realize that? And two new emoticons. Exactly. Dude, Zach just selling it for me right now. This guy.
    99:20
    This guy just knows what's up. Awesome. The McNugget. McNugget tour? McNugget tour. Thank you, Forza Apollo, sir. Alright, I'm just flipping like an idiot right now. Oh, come on.
    99:35
    We might have to take the glass off for that real quick. Teacher gets to reach hat, gotta earn their teeth.
    99:42
    They're doing alright. Don't you tilt. Oh. I love you. I love you. Donate. Oh. Stop making me slap you, pinball machine. Look at this. Thank you. Jeez Louise. Is that prison multi-ball though? I think that's the mode. Can I tell them about your project in multi-mall?
    100:12
    Yeah, move over here. Here, I'll put the camera on you, buddy. Just don't talk too close to it. There's a flip out tournament in Chicago and at that I'm running a Project Pinball kid tournament called Kids Flipping for Kids. And the money raised is going to go to Project Pinball to get a machine for a hot dog. That's awesome dude. That's really awesome. Donate to kids. You heard it here. From a freaking kid.
    100:51
    No, let's get a man. I'm sorry. I take that back. Donate. Yeah, donate to that. Oh, please don't go out.
    101:01
    Riot, here we go. Is that your brother? My brother from another mother, yes. Yeah, this is the mother. Not my mother, but you get it. Yeah, no big deal. That would be like grandma having a beer.
    101:27
    You know what? Tea, too. Seat? Oh, no, I have never seen that even light up, to be honest. Beer snobbery, why are you rioting? Oh, stop making me slap you. Okay. Fair enough. Yeah, dude, that was beautiful. That's his younger brother. That's his dad. That's his mom.
    101:51
    Mom, stop reading the chat. You're embarrassing me. Yo, Zach's new dad. What's up? Thanks for the follow.
    101:59
    Zach's new dad. Thanks for hanging out. You guys definitely are like flowers in the attic. My mother is a flower in the attic. Oh, my God, yes, flowers in the attic. I remember my mom reading that book, and then when I later researched it, realize that's a movie. Yeah. It could be lost in there, but it could be fun. Like, oh, they could make a movie about people off on a cable. There we go. It could be the best movie ever. I've been coming out being world champion for most of my family. I'm ready. So, we're going to see your final boss. And Zach. Yeah. I don't need that family. Because I think maybe the world's champion family.
    102:43
    All right, guys. We already are. We can't be the world's champion family. I can't decide or figure out why I have such a long ball save right now. Oh, bloodbath. Never mind. I'm a dummy.
    102:57
    The ball save is so long. Okay. Calm down. Knock down the target please. Please. There you go. Oh, I guess I already got all my anaballs. That's no good. So, hit! Okay. So what we... oh my god. Game over, man. Game over. I don't want to be you right now. Yeah, I don't want to be me either. I screwed up. Oh my god, please. Get up. There you go. Alright, get up. Nope. Lock me in a room with pinball. Okay. Hello, dear Dizlip. I cannot subscribe. I'm so pissed right now. Aw, I love you, Flip.
    103:43
    I'm angry for you. Again, how much is the pinball? Oh. Ooh, that was nice. I love you. Oh, my God, that was cheap to do.
    103:57
    She's close. Pinball machines vary in price, folks, but this machine was probably $5,500. Only $5,500. $5,500 lately. Oh, that was sexy.
    104:14
    Yeah, that is the thing that I love. He's 12. And growing. He will eventually surpass my height. And people are going to ask why you're not playing basketball. He is taller than Chuck Jackson. Oh, man. Chuck Jackson's only an inch taller than I am. but he's a monster.
    104:37
    Oh, I've had plenty of conversations with that guy and asking him, like, he's like, what, 7'9 or something? I'm not, I was playing... Yeah. I was actually playing... He's a monster, he's huge. We were playing a Todd... I'm playing Walking Dead, actually, with him at the flip out one or two years ago. Oh, nice. And he was about to sit down on this little chair, and I thought he was going to break it. Yeah, he was funny. He was a really nice guy, too. So he's not just bald. He's big. He's big, yeah. He played for the seven and a third for a while. And now he has 60 pinball machines. Well, I think that's what you have to do. You have to go to the basketball pro. Yeah, that's a great idea. and then and then private symbol speech ball I of all have it at your living but that someday we'll be able to make money Just, but that is like... If you win Papa, you get like 10 grand. Yeah, but man, winning Papa is not an easy task.
    106:09
    What? The air ball was that? Bowen, Bowen's parents, he's won over 60 grand. He's also been on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and writes math textbooks for us. I know, but I have a funny story about that. Come on. But he forgot his ID right before he was going on to that show. Yeah. I've been on board forever. Oh, really? He was playing the Bopper Pinball League together.
    106:33
    Isn't that crazy? That's awesome. That was a great show. That was really good. That was great. See, we did exactly what you needed. We're doing well. It's just, as long as I'm talking. So he's got a little flow, you know? I'm also, I've been playing him on so long, I'm talking to the chat that, like, I almost need the distraction. Right, I need the distraction. So here's Bowen, he's on the TV show, but he forgets his ID, so he only doesn't get on. Oh nice. See the TV show. Yes, that was good. Nicely done. That was good. That was very good. Now just let me get... You're going to be a fantastic new agent tomorrow, that's awesome. Okay. Uh, Chaos, we have not done board mode yet. Is this ball three? I think so. Okay. So, uh, I'm going to go ahead and get the ball. Okay. So, uh, I'm going to go ahead and get the ball. Okay. So, uh, I'm going to go ahead and get the ball. Okay. So, uh, I'm going to go ahead and get the ball. Okay. Is this ball three? Uh, yeah. Oh, all right. All right, well.
    107:24
    Oh, I got two exploring going. Yeah, baby. Five million extra balls, right? Right? Five million extra balls?
    107:40
    No. Siege is started by having the best prison multi-ball of your life, by the way. That sounds terrifying.
    107:52
    This kid rocks. That's the best. Jack has taken over as the champion of the fairway. I'm coaching her now, and she's the one that's been playing for 20 years.
    108:08
    You know, I can hear similar folks from my living, and see, I could have whacked him. A little. I don't want to hurt your equipment. Oh, it's all good. I think I do. I love you, Flip. Don't worry about it. Okay, we can play again? Yeah. I promise. I want to play a tiny bit. We can play a tiny bit. It's 6.41. We can do this for another hour. So, Kentucky, you're going to have to wait. Oh, we can hang out.
    108:37
    Whatever you want. Relaxed trauma. Oh, trauma? I don't know if it'll all fit. Oh, my gosh. It fit. Perfect.
    108:56
    Yo, high score three relaxed. My man. Z-Man, let's find out what we call you. Z-Man, they're saying, what's your favorite pant?
    109:04
    That is such a hard question to answer. He really loves it. Really? Walking dead? I'm not multiple. I'm not anything. I'm not going to moan. Okay, let's... What's going on? I know how to play it. I know. I'm just going to say, this is the easiest toy in the world on this physical machine. On this machine. It's all up here. Don't get... Look, there's only hundreds of people watching you. Really? That's going to motivate me. Let's go. Yeah, we're at 165 right now. Let's go. You ready? Yeah. I'm kicking you. Give it a minute. I mean, if it helps, you can go first if you just want to jump right in and do it. Sure, I'll do that. Okay. We'll go reverse order. All right. And then I know there's this like skill shot thing here.
    109:45
    Booyah. Hey, by the way, you do have to play this a bit more for sure. I'll fix that up. I also remember like Metallica. Oh, yeah. Can you play it again?
    109:59
    Weapon, have I been replaced as your favorite young viewer, young person? That boy, is that you? He's younger than you, Weapon. Who? Weapon Mark X-Box, he's 16. Yeah, I'm 12. Real Skater Dye, hello brother! I should have named my username Z-Man's New Dad. Zombie, thanks for the follow, buddy.
    110:29
    That's me when he goes out of his way. The Z-Man's new Z-Ramada. I'm 15, Jack. Oh, fine, I'm sorry. Water polo. What's up, buddy? Long time.
    110:49
    The kid is 12. He's totally 12. I am 12. He's going to clear out 30, Thomas. Oh, hell yeah. Kids. Kids don't answer. That's awesome, dude.
    111:03
    When does that happen? Eight times? 13. Nice, dude. No. Don't die on me. Nice. I just did a subtle, subtle touch. Weapon says I ain't cool enough to be 16. Ah, you'll get there. You have no choice but to get there. Okay. It doesn't make sense. Who would let you go over reading? Yeah, realistically, it doesn't get you anywhere. It only gets you in trouble, to be honest. Yeah, who is it for reading? Oh, I just got all three cards down. That was a beautiful little white thing. This is going to be, like, really awesome. Yeah. Just be me. So, folks, we have 13 more subs. I keep yelling. You have one more day. I would like to get it done this week because I'm going to get the tattoo this weekend, whatever you guys decide.
    112:00
    Call your mom, call your dad, grab the credit card. Just kidding. Don't do that. Just kidding. Not kidding. Just kidding.
    112:08
    Nice slap dude. Cool overrated, Zaxxmon. Z-Man's bow. I didn't realize that I had the CDC still going, but... Yeah, it's still running like crazy. I didn't see that hit. Oh man, it's making me clap.
    112:38
    I'll take it. Crock-Bow action, nice. He's got everything, boy. There it is. What was it for? What was it for? 17 and a half, not bad. How does it build up? Uh, just hitting shots, yep. Just hitting shots. Hey Jack, I might start streaming again. Would you watch me play Hearthstone Counter-Strike? Heck yeah, dude. How does he not tilt? Because he's the business. He's a business man. Tattoo a flipper person on each budget. You should have the tattoo be a mustache playing pinball. Yes, I'm all about that. Oh, I missed my facial hair. Why did I shave?
    113:33
    Nailed it. What the heck was I shooting for just then? Lib? There we go. You were shooting for the girls. I was and missed horribly. Mom asked more questions. Everything you ask, I immediately go, oh, my God, thank you. I felt stupid for wondering. Oh. Oh, okay. No, dude, if you have any questions about pinball, there's a lot of questions to be asked for sure. It's a new game, so we're still learning it. You know what? Definitely inquire. Explain more. I didn't understand about the first aid weapon. So what's happening is it'll start cycling, okay? Yeah. And as soon as you knock a target down, whatever word it's over, it locks that in. Then you have to complete the targets to solidify that. Like I said, my weapon. Do I have to remember what I'm doing? No, it'll be lit solid, and then it'll start roving again. Then you have to hit it when it's on first aid, clear it, then hit it when it's on food and clear it. So I was asking Josh Sharp about why am I hitting it, clearing it, and not getting the mode started. and that's because I had already gotten that one thing. Yeah.
    114:27
    Well, not for mode, for bloodbath. Well, yeah, bloodbath. But clearing these targets, if you clear these targets down like that, now you see how all the modes are like. That was a very important thing. Yeah, but sometimes if you just go on that, I can just get that. Yeah. But sometimes if you get a mode and then on the same ball, I think you have to hit them down twice.
    114:48
    I think that's when you're going for bloodbath. Oh, you know what? I don't know. Maybe. That's what you told me. Getting Bloodbath the second time around is a huge pain in the butt. I mean, Josh, Josh Sharpe told me about how to get a second vote on the pinball. What does that guy know about pinball? I'm thinking, um, I'm not really not paying him. I'm, um, $280 million on this game. Yeah, dude, he's a monster. I think I should trust him. You're beating me, that's all I'm asking.
    115:23
    I, listen, when I have bad days on pinball, it's happening in front of a crowd. I don't know. I usually make it fun.
    115:40
    Who the heck is talking off screen? You are, zombie. It's a disembodied head floating over here somewhere.
    115:49
    Wait, relax the Nikki. You guys are having an all-white outfit inter-WK party. I need to be invited right now.
    115:58
    How do I get to where the target is? Nice. You locked in food, dude. You wiped those targets out one more time. You have bloodbath.
    116:08
    Oh, my God. It's so sexual. Oh, my God. You did it. Bloodbath. There we go. How did you do? These folks came to a tournament we were having here. I think I've met you at like, you've been to work since... Yeah, I've been to work at the TV. I normally play in Chicago, or in Somali, or in my home in Penny. Penny and I recorded, well we should be at four chicks when there were four people on the team and now we're like the two chicks. There's a group of ladies starting a pinball league here in the city. I'm right on that. Logan or something? Yeah, down the split. Portland needs some Jack Danger. I'd love to go guys. People from Portland and Budapest are watching? What? Oh my god. The internet. It's amazing. Wow. Dude, holy monster score. Yep. I've just got all my scores.
    117:19
    Oh, I think I've barred. Pinball like, yeah man, you gotta come up to Skagos soon for sure. Come on, beat me. Come on. Get that barn, babe. No. Oh, I think it's over. Dren, what's up buddy? Thanks for coming. Ice Force and pinball fans. What's up? What did we have to go for now? So, I would personally start going for multi-kills, any yellow dot that's on the playfield, because you're really close to horrors though. Oh. So, like the riot shot is going to be important. um
    118:02
    can you clear uh to thanks your uh yeah definitely okay you can start a mode here in multi golf for now yeah right
    118:15
    uh you just seven hits from well water multi-ball omg is in ireland that's awesome dude Neenah got that with a hand. Yeah, that was awesome dude. That was great. Buckwheat, the tables at Gallop and Ghost are good. The condition was a little iffy, but they have some really unique titles there. Replace Jack with D-man. Aw, thanks for the follow! Nerd.
    118:47
    Nice ball indeed, man. He tore it up. He had it, man. That's a holy ball too. You still got some game left in you too.
    118:57
    Oh, knock him down. Come on, buddy. I'm a little bit away from well. You're close to Horton though too, man. Close to Horton. A little bit away from... He did his doornail.
    119:17
    Backhand doesn't happen on this game. Oh, please. Bad feed. Sometimes if it bounces... Who creates these accounts? Sometimes if it bounces on one flipper and then you get it up really quick, sometimes... You can get that backhand? Enough power. That's awesome. Wet Butt Disease. Good to see you, buddy.
    119:35
    My favorite name on Twitch. Wet Butt? Hashtag replace Jack with Z-Man was too long. Aw, fair enough. Catholic. That's a Catholic.
    119:47
    I'm going to just play like this. Straight. Keeps on going down the line. Just all the points. I also keep your ball saver on. This is my second active Twitch account just for pinball. My other one was to troll League of Legends. Nice, dude. Where's the League of Legends? Oh, yeah, there you go. You trolled my followers. There you go. The Z-Man fan club. We can have club meetings on Tuesday. They happen in my living room. My mom's going to make cookies and lettuce.
    120:30
    Do you have any pins at home? We have a pilot song and an original fireball. That's awesome, dude. That is awesome. That's you, buddy. Kill it. That's cool. When you completed it? Yeah. I think it's because you didn't hit enough of the shop to kill her. So what other shop? I think it's just hitting the ramp over and over. Oh, okay. Oh, nice. He's getting a roll walker. What type of music are you guys into? Anything. Oh my god, did you see that combo? Yeah, four-way combo, dude. Your name's going on the board just for that, I think. Yeah, I just went to the last Rachel Dykes concert. Oh, nice. I'd say my favorite musician in the world is probably Mee-Toh. Mee-Toh? Yeah. Oh, look at that. I kind of know. She wants me to go to Paradise by the Gap. Absolutely my favorite musician. Oh, the magnet said no. The magnet said no. No.
    121:51
    Will I maybe get to put my name up? I think your name will go into combos, maybe. Combos. I'm going to get my name up. Maybe. Can I add the ball? Thanks. You have it. Yeah, I guess I could have reacted. I gave up on that. That's fine. We're just getting all of them. Talk to your teeth. The batteries in my toilet jumped out yesterday. I like rock and roll. I play electric guitar. Oh, dang. So I like Jimi Hendrix, The Doom, The Grateful Dead, The Dwarves, Steve Ray Vaughan. Oh, dude, Stevie Ray. He's got to be number two for me for sure. Yeah, like all those old guys and dead guys. All those old dead guys. Most of them are old and dead.
    122:43
    Really very old and dead. He has really good teeth. Yeah, no kidding. Alright, so I'm going for Blood Barth. Wait, is this Well Walker? Really?
    122:57
    Give me ball, please. Not to be smart for. Go! Awwww! Fumble! Z-Man is the coolest 12 year old! Thank you, I believe so too! Alright Z-Man, put your hand in the cup then. Remember, Z-Man is over-rated, he's awesome! He learns over-rated? I'm putting in my actual username. Dude, ZZ Top, my man. Nice work mom, I think I have nothing to say. ZZ Top, yeah.
    123:29
    Nicely done, sir. And Barnes, you gotta get a time-out chance. I'm not a good Barnes champion. Nope. Dang. Who, uh... Oh, give me that 60. Oh, that was bad. Six, six, six, six, six, six, six.
    123:41
    All right. Oh, and Mom got her first point. Woo! Oh, I'm taking it down. All right, so it's gonna go back to you. I don't have a plan. Chill. I don't have a plan. Chill. I'm gonna go back. Bring it home. Get it through. What do you think about the announcement of the Rob Zombie pin? It's just an announcement, man. Themes don't really matter too much to me. It's all what the game looks like and how it plays. So we'll see. Should be exciting. Spooky first game is fun, so their second game hopefully will be fun as well. There we go. Have you played America's Most Haunted? Yeah. I've only played it at expos though. I'm talking to Charlie over at Scoop and trying to get them to come here with one. Whitefoot disease, yeah. I got a... The kid's strategy is to go... Yeah! Lick it up with the multiball. Lick it up... Oh, my God. Everyone was picking that song at Convasion. Yeah. So, you would just have that song stuck in your head every second of every game? Uh, what-what disease? I'm not saying that theme doesn't matter. I'm just saying I can't have an opinion on a game just based on a theme. That's a good point. Cut. Chief Musclehead, shut off. Yeah, man. Thanks for getting real with me here. Oh my god. That's actually... let me turn that VCO.
    125:29
    Oh my god. Ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't clicked follow, please do so. And if you feel like supporting the stream, we're 13 subscribers away from two new emotes. and the cat deciding what my next session is going to be. You're a friend.
    126:05
    13 people, guys. 13. What a small number. So close, so far. Exactly. 13 people. Lauren, how do you guys subscribe to Z-Man's new dad? Like, Z-Man's new dad. I was going to subscribe, but I don't have a credit card. There you go.
    126:35
    31, man. Nice ball one. Can I use your credit card number to subscribe? There you go. Listen, just guilt your mom.
    126:44
    Here we go. What is the coolest looking sounding game that was the worst to play? Space Jam is an awful game, man. But I guess it's got some fun music.
    127:00
    Don't look around here. We've only got good games here. I told you I was going to do this thing in Michigan that was, like, so annoying. It's an old thing that we... Scuba? Scuba. I love that game. What are you talking about? Your stiff is overrated. What are you talking about? It's the best game ever. You're lucky. Oh, there you go. Here's my credit card. You're lucky if you get to hit the ball once.
    127:28
    You're a citizen. Daddy Simpsons can burn in a fire. That machine is the worst thing ever. It's a terrible, terrible. It's frustrating. It's like, it traps you up. Oh, I love ESD.
    127:43
    I love the game. And the sound. Like, the talks, it's really funny. I never played. I know what game it is. Wine. And I have a puzzle with my friends at the game. Chip, your puzzle is a cool game. I can't stand it. Papa do it? I can't stand it.
    128:04
    You've got to be kidding me, Internet. Donate to Kiz. I didn't swear. I just assaulted the audience. I was going to donate to Kiz when you swear. I'm just kidding. I encourage people to help out. We have a link to Extra Life, which is a charitable children's foundation for local children's hospitals. Awesome. Also, on Monday, Daniel from Pinball, he's coming here. He's a buddy. And I have a whole bunch of money to give him for Project Pinball.
    128:40
    Yeah, that's... Yeah, he's an awesome guy. Those people are great. Oh! Oh, fumbleino. That's fine dude. You got one more ball. Man, I can't stand these. Haunted House also gives me a sad... Oh. Yeah.
    129:00
    My teeth need to be very clean. I'm not a big fan of the Tales of the Arabian Sea. Really? You guys like Co-Chain? That game is up there with a lot of people's favorite machines.
    129:15
    Also, side note, I was on the phone today with one said John Papadude to try to get him on the show.
    129:29
    So we can battle to the death. You should get Lyman, Dash, and Jossie. I still, we, okay, when I was... You already had... I already had... Yeah.
    129:42
    Bowen will come here if I fly him out. But I don't want to pay for that. We can all take care of it. Yeah, everyone can play Bowen out. He does all these criminal tutorials to learn games. If he says my favorite cop producer team is surgical tear. If you want to learn how to play a game, go to coppa.org. Go to the learning center. There's a lot of great tutorial videos that Selma's done. Absolutely. When he's showing you how to play pinball, though, it's like Michael Jordan saying, like, just shoot the net 40 times. Just because you know how to do it doesn't mean you can do it. But at least you know what you're shooting for. You learn what to do. Yeah.
    130:37
    Guys, we don't need donations to play, though. I'm going to TwitchCon this year and I'm hoping to set up a stream while I'm out there in San Francisco.
    130:54
    I'll donate $300 to the stream if you fly me out. Wait, for $300? Can't you just fly here yourself? I mean, I'll take the $300 and then just drive out there and pick you up just to save money. Okay, so, what do we need to do? You get two hearts rolling, knock down those targets to solidify food and you'll also be able to pick another mode. And what mode should I pick next? Just really quick without too much going. Like barn? Barn's an easy shot. Riot is not an easy shot but it pays off really well. Crazy. We can just get barn like twice. Oh, what the farts was that? That looked great. I can't even get my... Oh, really? You can't seem to get pinball machine. Dude, World Cup Soccer Callout is my favorite.
    131:47
    Family Guy Pinball announced at Comic Con. Har har har. Guys, there can't be another... there cannot be another Family Guy Pinball machine.
    131:56
    I won't let it happen. they took away the family guy at Game Work, which is a local little... Why did they take it away? It was kind of rude. Yeah. Just like every other game. Yeah, most of their games are a little beat up. Yes, they are, and they won't even let you have a game. That's so dumb. A couple days ago, I was so frustrated, because the last game, and it was on 24, and Roger starts getting $111 million.
    132:33
    Josh gets $108 million. Yeah. And I get $103 million. Oh, no. If I had won, I think I would have gotten second place. That's awesome, dude. How am I getting these air balls?
    132:51
    No, you know what happened was, I think there was a weird switch read because of the air ball. It just caused like... Is that ball three? I think it's only ball three. Yeah. Okay. Now we're on ball three. Let me see what I got going on. Weird. Zach's new dad. So is Alyssa coming to Pinburg? I guess I'll have to introduce myself. I am. There you go. I am. I'm going to be at Pinburg. You get to meet your new husband. It's going to be great. One more set of... Okay, so I'm going to go for blood. Kid B, thank you, buddy. Okay. Kid B, thank you, buddy. Okay, his name is... Yes. Yeah. That's his actual life. That's his name. No, it's just his name.
    133:36
    Oh, I didn't understand that. That's very funny. Yeah, you just thought he was randomly saying Jack's new dad. Yeah, I kind of saw him saying that. Oh, no, no, no. I was like, why did you say that? There's someone in chat with that exact name.
    133:50
    It's amazing how everyone thinks he's going to be my new dad. Sharp will be at the show tomorrow? That's awesome, dude. Oh.
    134:04
    Are you guys going to the show tomorrow? Wait. What's going on? In New England? No, we can't go. He has to leave for summer camp. For New England stuff?
    134:14
    Where? Where is this summer camp going to go? You don't have to stay just like this thing. It seems dark today. Okay. So, all right. I was going to say, if it's anywhere on the East Coast, might be able to sneak out and go to Camp Sky.
    134:27
    I know. Camp Sky. Jack, donate a pin to Z-Man. Oh, buddy. Can I take... Oh, God, God. Let's see. I'll walk out with... I'll walk out with that. Yeah.
    134:43
    Just box up the Walking Dead for me and we'll be good. I don't know. Technically, I'll be good, so... Right, so that means now it's your responsibility to get it back to Sprint. Yes, also I think other stuff. Yeah, donate to kids.
    135:02
    Donate pinball machines to kids. That's the point, guys. That's the point. What museum? That's the freaking point. The Silver Ballroom? The Lama... I'm a skit fee. What museum? Lama skit fee. It might... Is it in... Is it the Silver Ball Museum? Is it the one in Detroit? Is it the one in America? Oh, the one in America, right. How about the one... That one's terrible.
    135:38
    Yo, flippers, you're just now following. Are you kidding me? No, it's flippers. Look, it's flippers. Oh, are you flippin' me? Are you flippers? It's not flippers. Are you flippers? There you go. DG Top is in here all the time. My man.
    135:59
    Alright, so I've got to knock down this target and then wipe it one more time and then we have blood back.
    136:05
    And a miss. On the stream? I was saying, maybe my video could get more views. There you go. I like that part. Oh, good.
    136:30
    Guys. All right. Player two? That was you, I guess. No, I'm number... Were you player one or player two? I was player one. Oh, after you.
    136:40
    Amo? Me? I didn't even know your name, probably. Or just, like, do... Amo? I can put my whole name in? Maybe. Oh, right on, Feathers. You only get ten characters. Don't put in your full name though, just do Elisa P. Bloop. And I am the bicycle girl. Look at the baby's name, Bicycle Girl. Ladies and gentlemen, the bicycle girl. Well, you get to start us off. Because you did get to the high school. Why? You just keep on playing. Well, I mean, you can leave whenever you want. No, we're here forever like flowers in the air. Yeah, but I'm going to stay here and play, and then you're going to have to crash. Yeah, see, Zach's crashed. We're having a sleepover, but, you know, whatever it is. I don't know. His dad would be freaked out by now. Well, his new dad said it's fine. Oh, huge dad. So I think we're good. This is his dad.
    137:40
    The first thing I would say to my dad when I get home, I have a new dad, so. Zach's new dad says you should put in Dream Girl as your name. Oh, that's you, Dad. You're such a flirt.
    137:55
    Did I get second? Yeah. So, Zach, you're sitting at four points. Your mom has three points. I have six. Okay. A win right now will have you and me tied if I get last place.
    138:12
    Well, then I'm going to have to eat dinner. Oh, dinner. dinner danger jack danger my dad didn't believe that that was your real name at first what oh oh yes writing jack danger it has nothing to do with football it's just a very awesome Does O.D. stand for Old Dad or Original Dad? Yeah, I guess it's both. Or Original Dad. Like, O.D. is Original Gangster or Old Dad. I don't know, Dan.
    138:49
    All right, we're having some rock star games right now. Yep. Blowing it apart. Team Zach. I'm going to take your back.
    139:00
    I always take your back. Roofing Zach. Guys, guys, 13 subs away. Are you kidding me? It's math, guys. Just make it happen. I love you.
    139:11
    Get it. Okay, we're done. We're done doing that. I been practicing my walking dead zombie talk Yeah that it Wow Nailed it Oh please Yeah Pretty good
    139:29
    Left. Stop it. Jack Danger. Calm down. Jack Danger. Say my name. Team Old Dad. That's great. I never connected that. Did you? Is it the danger?
    139:42
    Did it say Jack Danger? Yes. It's just, it's asking what's going on. Danger? Papa? Stranger danger, exactly.
    139:56
    I got a lot of that in school, for sure. It's just flashes because it's a light. I think they need to stop that. I remember on some students, they used to flash the ball statement because it was a light they could flash. and people got confused whether or not they can drain the ball enough. All right, I'm having trouble getting a hold of this ball right now. You can't do it. You still are. Woo! That's up. That's me? Yep.
    140:30
    That's the best one like that. Yeah. No. Thank you. Do it. Oh, I missed my push-up. Perfect. Perfection.
    140:42
    My walking dead talk. I took my curvy, fishtails button that I ripped off. I had two days in, I broke the slipper off of the game. So I got a new day and he just closed my game. I simply edited how it was supposed to be. He said that I was getting a new game. Okay. So I had to do the same thing. Pinville? Thanks for the follow. We're all stuck. We need, we need, we need stuff. Yeah, we need stuff. I love, I love fall. I love fall. We need people. Where does it say how many people are... How many people are what? ...watching? Uh, look. It says viewers at the top of this dark window here. There's 103 people. Okay. Yep. Okay. Oh yeah. What's the most amount of viewers you've ever had? Uh, Just a little over 2,000. Yeah.
    141:46
    Yeah, when you were the first person on the show. Yeah, it was insane. It was insane. There was so many people. I was watching a couple times when there was a little over 1,000. You could. I can't. There's not enough time in the day to thank everyone that hits follow.
    142:02
    Yes, you keep on saying it. The follow saying it. If I said you can't go to summer camp, D-Man... Uh, Steve, dude, Zach's new dad.
    142:20
    Like, he could sub, or he could send you to camp. It's one of the others. Packin' wood with the sub! Welcome to the league, brother! You're amazing!
    142:30
    Folks, can I get some flippers up for Packin' Wood? Packin' Wood, I love you. And your face. Let's hang out.
    142:40
    We'll have a picnic. Holy farts. Dude, packing. My man. Thank you so much. We are now 12 people away. Thanks to Mr. Packing Wood. Pack man. I'm back here in the man. Packing the wood. Golf clap.
    143:03
    McNuggetor. The golf clap. We were one set away from bloodbath, so if you knock those down and then hit your targets when it has... 12 million, nice.
    143:22
    Well, that was a good bicycle. Yeah, that was a decent bicycle, for sure. Your five shots to the giant zombie dude from the wall. That'd be the well guy? Yep, the wall walker.
    143:33
    Five solid shots. Okay, there's one. Beautiful. There he is. Farts. The farts. Dude, 93. Excellent work, dude. High up. Thank you. Yeah, that's you, man. This mom rocks.
    143:54
    Hey, guys. This mom rocks. Well done. Okay. I now want this pin to watch and you guys destroy it. There you go, Pinball Life. This game's a lot of fun, man. They really are. Well, Dad taught me to start teasing and then doing all the processing. There you go.
    144:17
    Team Bicycle Girl. Team Zap for life. Walking Dead has the funniest zombie names because every zombie is called Walking Dead.
    144:32
    Nice shot. I love it when it bounces off the magnet into... Oh, right. Into the prison. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Double hit. Double hit action.
    144:51
    Nice freaking slap, dude. Hi, Chuck Wagons. Thanks for the host, man. I appreciate it. I appreciate you. Krunkface Team Zach for life Hashtag Team Zach for life Guys, I love you, all of you, thank you Diapers, or whatever Weed, wet Wet blood disease is my favorite name on the face of the earth Oh, I just screwed that up There was a guy at Southern Pride and his name was His butt's top is red. His butt's... that's awesome. My favorite name of someone that's real is Neo Skywalker. He's a big pinball guy. Yeah, he's had a lot of his tournaments. One of my... someone that goes to my Eastern school is named Harry Porter. Harry Porter? Oh, that poor kid. Harry Porter, RIP. The well dude's got some things. Yeah, if you hit the well I think maybe four more times. Yeah. But I always feel like that shot kind of... It's backhandable. An up and down shot is a lot safer than a left and right shot. It's like... There you go. It's like the grave markers on the top there. You've got to back up.
    146:26
    Nice! Two more hits to the big guy. It's funny how the shot, the fingers go to the top, and you're not aiming for it. But you always decide to hit the hit. Yep, you know. Good ball, though. Good ball. I don't know. I was sad at the end. I got that from another pinball kid who's like 20 million times better than me. Escher left Pong. Oh, yeah. We had a conversation about Escher before you got here. Because he was the reason, like, three or four years ago I didn't win C-Division in Pong.
    147:13
    Because he, like, destroyed me. He destroyed me. It sounds like someone that either has a punchable face or deserves a wedgie. Harry Porter. No. Harry Porter? Yeah. He deserves a wedgie. He only deserves a punchable face. Or a swirly. Punching is inappropriate, but anything to make him uncomfortable is noogie's work.
    147:47
    Pretending to feel his nose and running away with it. Oh my gosh. How, listen. Have you seen this Streck is Love, Streck is Life? Probably. You're a young kid on the internet.
    148:08
    Okay. Don't go looking for it. It'll make you sick. Yes. Oh, please. Oh, yes. We're going barn, kids. We're going barn. We're going barn. Nailed it. Oh, what am I doing? We're going barn. Bounce. Smith and go cry into your pillow at night because you Just like a pinball. Then I don't deserve to be your... Wow, you got two... Again with the bicycle girl! You killed a bicycle girl's hand! You should get in... somewhere. Wet Butts. Oh god, Wet Butts. I already got Butts Authority in there. I guess I should have put Wet Butts. Theater of Magic is a good game. Oh, I really like Theater of Magic. Yeah. I'm the bicycle champion now. Nicely done.
    149:09
    So you took first. Who got second? I think. Me? Okay. Me and I got next. One, two, one. So the scores currently are,
    149:23
    Alyssa has five. Alyssa, I'm sorry. Moan Alyssa. Alyssa currently has five points. Zach currently has four points. Jack has seven points. Can I go first? You can do whatever you want. Alright, now can I go first? You can do anything you want. I need Logan. You're the guy. You to make.
    149:52
    Yes, this is so good. Okay, you to make. You to make. I have two fathers. I'm going to go on to the next. Gerson, have a good night, buddy. Ladies and gentlemen, we are 12 subscribers away from you deciding what my next tattoo is going to be. Are we going to eat, like, a fruit snack?
    150:17
    Eating is cheating. I am fresh out of snacks, unfortunately. We usually keep a lot of fruit snacks here, but they ate them all, so they're done. Subscribe to my man! Thank you, you're staying the lookie, buddy. I need to learn how to do a death save. Do not learn it, because you will never unlearn it. It's like a curse. Because once you figure out how to do it properly, it kills you to not save that bar. It's terrible. I did that several times. Also, if you do it out at a bar and the owner of the game sees you, he'll probably come and take you in his shit. Yeah, you don't want to do that, do you, Ryan? Yeah, but like, sometimes if you get a double danger out of it, it works. The reason we put these rubber feet on here is to prevent death saves. What? You see these rubber feet that all the machine is living in? That stops you from being able to move the machine across the floor, so death saving is almost impossible.
    151:28
    All of them. Have you played the game Battle? Oh yeah. Have you ever gotten that skill shot where you clutch it and you flick the ball back? Oh, where you flick it backwards? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Like, flicking to the drop target? Oh. You know what, flick it back, I don't know. I'm not sure. I just compared to Balor being the only... Someone says, me and you. I don't know.
    151:58
    I'm so sorry Gary, the only people that have ever done that are awesome, dude. It's so hard to keep my chats appropriate with the V-man around.
    152:28
    I turn it home. Now, kicking it a little bit is fine, but when you're just like... He's shaking. Well, you're supposed to shake it. Yeah, but I'm talking like... I don't shake it that hard. You're supposed to shake it gently, like a baby. I don't do it. I shave a great deal. Have you seen my feet? I was literally walking down the street. He picked up the machine, basically. Oh, man. He's been raised to it. Give me the ball back. Oh you son of a gun. So after I wait a moment, if I use the ball, I have to really knock down all the time. I don't think those goes are waiting for you. I think you have to knock them down again. That looks good. What did I do? Nicely done. Nicely done. Oh my god. Someone's gonna get sent to prison. And it's gonna be you.
    153:31
    And I'm in jail. I'm in prison now. Welcome to jail. I have to relight the light. Yeah, it's gonna make you relight it. But the progress towards bloodbaths is what's good. Aww, you're good. Can you explain what you just asked? I'm pretty dumb when it comes to pinball. I'm just getting into it now. Pack and what? I'll explain when I zip up for the game real quick then. It's okay, you can pick. Well, so when you knock down the three targets on the side here, I'll draw with the white board. Like, do you need to light them all and then... There's three drop targets right here. And when you knock all these down, all these light up, and you get to pick the most shots.
    154:25
    All the major shots in the game. Yeah. Like right now, I just lost. So knocking these three targets down lights up every major shot here, and you pick the shot that you think you can hit the most or the easiest because that is a shot you're going to want to hit over and over again to collect a crap load of points.
    154:41
    I love you. Any groups other than water? Yeah, we have water. We have, let's see, we have water, alcohol.
    154:55
    We have, do you like Diet Coke? Do you like regular chocolate? We have white wine. We have, you know what? I say to you, open the fridge. If you see anything in there, you can drink. If it looks colorful, it's probably a beer. But just take a look around. I don't know what's in there really. But, you know, grab some water. Water's fun.
    155:28
    Wait, packing what? If Jack tells the truth, he must kill me. Do you want that information anyway, what you need? Uh, she asked about lighting something up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got it. Alright, cool.
    155:42
    Yeah. Um, yo. Ladies and gentlemen, no getting 12-year-olds drunk on the street. Yeah, I know. I think that's how you learn.
    155:53
    Do you know what? That's how you learn. Get all the way up, you stud. Zman's not driving. He can have some wine. It's true.
    156:17
    Oh, man. The combo. What the heck was that? Can you hit something? You ding dong. JD explaining what he thought is an alcohol is priceless.
    156:34
    Guys, I don't know stuff. All we got is booze in here. All we keep in here is booze. Oh, sorry. I almost kicked somebody, I think.
    156:50
    No? All right, good. Oh, so it's Canada Dry. Whoa, we had Canada Dry? Hell yeah. It's probably a year old or something. There's a good possibility it's like a year old, but if there's still some sort of bubbles in there, you know.
    157:06
    Why ask why? Canada Dry. I think that was their slogan. Son of a... Dad? Quarter kill? Booze is the only thing you need. There's another guy impersonating you, but as a different person. Hey, Dad. Dad, why don't you call me anymore?
    157:31
    Canada Dry, and give him... Yeah, you're fine. Um, alright, peace out. Can you turn your eyes on him? If you can't go far, but not on him, you can put it over by the... Right there. It's fine. I'm not doing that. Don't drink the...
    157:51
    Yeah, that was pretty heavy. Let's do... Wow, that was pretty long. Guys, we need both of our subs. What the crap is taking so long? Dad. You've been on the internet for three hours now. Can you put dad down there? Wait, where's OG Dad? What's his name? He's been having issues with the hothead. Oh, typical dad problems. Zach's new dad knows how to get a username. Yeah.
    158:22
    Yeah, dad. Is he just reeling right now behind the computer? Oh, dude. Come on, old dad. You can do it. Yeah, dad. Please make your name back old dad. Original dad. I like that. Original dad. Hashtag dad. Hashtag team old dad. There you go.
    158:44
    Hashtag team awesome dad. Okay. Come on. We have 19 kills so far. Oh yeah, hashtag team duel dad. Two dads. You guys are better than us.
    159:10
    No! That was so close. Cute little riot shot there. That was... I'll take it. Yeah, no kidding. What a hard shot. Step in the hole, Dad. It's 2015.
    159:23
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha. Oh, man. That's a lot of gross noise. Am I close to anything else? Uh, actually, Oh, there's two and a half. Oh.
    159:50
    I don't know, let's stick to it. Uh, you're only working on Will mode. Okay, so I think you have like seven more shots for the guy. Four or seven?
    160:03
    Anywhere from four to six. Alright, you have four more shots, buddy. Okay. Three. Hey, you can go now. Oh, thanks. Two.
    160:15
    One. I'm in. Multi-ball! Excellent work. Hey, ball of the wise, I love this kid. Yeah, he knows what he's doing.
    160:27
    Come on. Okay, that last one. Oh, it's a ball pit. Oh, it is, yeah, you got ball pit. No. Nice lock in dude, nice lock in.
    160:50
    Okay, I'm gonna try something called cradle separation where I'm gonna flick the second ball up and try and make it go over here to my other flipper or
    161:02
    somewhere. Sometimes it goes in the extra ball of that so let's see. Masterfully done sir. The back restarts. Oh there you go. I'm that other flipper ding dong.
    161:25
    Yeah, but I got that... Jackpot. We got jackpots and dangers. The jet? Wow, yeah, I guess my name is all over this. No, I don't like the arena. Arena's a hard shot. We'll see. Or not. I think that's, uh... Well, I'll give that a really good... Thank you. Oh, I didn't get nothing. Uh-oh, I got a snapshot. Guys, be careful with your Snapchat. I don't want to look at anything that's going on.
    162:24
    Someone's watching soccer right now. Did you use Snapchat with random people from... So, I say if you subscribe to me, I'll give you my Snapchat.
    162:39
    And then just hope people aren't super disgusting on Snapchat. But that's like asking the internet to be really nice.
    162:50
    We call it when both balls go down like right at the same time, miffle-drain-ious. Miffle-drain-ious. I think people call it spinal-drain-ious defense. I call it everybody out of the pool.
    163:05
    Actually, I think it's normal-drain-ious. I'm not sure. You can ask if anything, Jack. Ah, Ultra Scooter. Yay.
    163:23
    One quarter kill. Thank you for the follow, buddy. That was it. Z-Man won. You got beer. Good ball. Did I win? I think you won. But you're Dr. Danger. You're Dr. Danger. Dr. Danger has to go. Dr. Danger?
    163:39
    Danger. Yes, danger. I'm not a pinball pro, but I play one on TV. Yeah, that's fine. Whatever pics you want to send, guys, I'm into anything. I just really like pictures and stuff. Oh. No, you're not going to give that ball? Oh my. Oh, man. It's a win. I thought that was coming back. Team Z! You got last. I think I got last, yeah. I had to have. Play again! There's more walkers to kill out there! Uh, yeah, definitely last. Alright, so, Zach and I... Do I get three points for a win? It's 2-1 here. So, Zach has six points. Aletha has six points. And I have seven points. What?! Okay. I've been sitting at seven for like the past two or three games. What?! You ready? We'll climb to the top. You ready? You wanna ride the roll? Yeah, it's true. It's true.
    164:45
    Zen Trump. We're playing again? Well, do you match? Yeah. This is it. This is the tie breaker, okay? We are so evenly matched, this is the game that decides who's winning.
    164:57
    How much for a pinball machine? Oh, yeah? So, the question is, replace pinball machine with car, and that's your answer. because that's how you answer that question. If you're like, well no, it's more like, if you ask how much a pinball machine is, that's like someone coming up to you and saying, hey, how much is an automobile? That's a good point. So because it depends on the game, the year, the condition, everything. So really, the game could be free or the game could cost you $13,000. A brand new Walking Dead is going to be $5,500.
    165:36
    Don't trust people on eBay or... No eBay. Craigslist, maybe. But go on Pinstar. Go on Pinstar. Never buy a game from a place that you have a chance at seeing. Yeah, make sure you get your hands on the game before you buy it. Good advice.
    165:58
    What? You gotta be it. Alright. Close game. We're burning worms here, kids. Keeping it close.
    166:15
    So as long as Jack doesn't get spurred... Then the guests leave as the winners. The giant... The biggest winners. We're not even going to keep these right now. We're just playing for the love of... For the love of pinball, but I better win.
    166:36
    Wait, I got bit. But it didn't give me my bit. Oh, whatever. I have a new message. That's interesting. I've never seen that pop up before.
    166:48
    What button? I'm trying to put it in. What? Come all the way to the top. You want to rock and roll. No, wait. Old Dad, how you doing out there, buddy? Can you hear us? Can you see us? Wave at the computer screen. We can see you.
    167:06
    We are watching you. Yeah. This is how computers work. I can see you. Oh, what's up, buddy? Put some pants on, dude. Come on. There's kids here. Yeah.
    167:18
    That's awkward. Donate to me, please. Common question, how much is a pinball machine? Yeah, and they're expensive when you buy good ones. They are expensive.
    167:32
    Crack catch? Oh. Uh, Packin' Wood, if you have any questions, man, at any time, ask me, I will answer anything you need to know. Typically, at the beginning of the week, I explain how to blow up a machine, and I explain a lot of slipper maneuvers, and then throughout the week, I might just sprinkle it in. Uh, so definitely tune in next week, whatever the machine's gonna be, I'll explain a lot to you then. How dare you tell me to wear pants? Sinister Dildo, I'm assuming you're not really that dead. Ha ha ha.
    168:13
    Oh my god. Oh! Don't kill my dreams. I'm joking. Don't kill my dreams. I'm the house champion. The house champ. He's the second best in the house. There you go. Second best. Mess with the best, die like the rest. What? I hit the big guy. Give me a break. Oh, this isn't good.
    168:59
    I saved it and I tilted. And you know what? It's settled down a little. Give it some breathing room. So my last fall means... A minute. You got a minute? Oh, we got a minute. We got a minute for this. Hey, guys. Donate to kids and stuff. And stuff. And... Can I get some chills up, please? Keep playing pinball. Always keep playing. All the old, the Zach's music. He's saying... I love you. Oh, dude. Okay.
    169:35
    Zach, I need to hear your best Jack Danger impersonation. When you're done playing. Good. That was almost a blast. That almost blasted back up.
    169:49
    I'm Batman. I'm not. I'm not Batman. You're my dad. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Uh oh. Oh my god, no! It's mow time, baby.
    170:04
    Come on. Mow is murder. Just kill me! Just, just kick him! Baller! Yeah, final. Final. Aww, let's get it, let's get it. Aw, man. So now what you need is your mom to kill you immediately. And uh, for me, she's a good one. She already won. Well, not yet. She can still tilt. No, she doesn't really tilt that much. At all. Yeah, that's the victory for mom, right? Wait, you know, I don't like... since... the second it's been tied. Um, yes. Maybe for one more. I can't win. Do you have an actual winner? Well, if I win... Yeah, because if I come in second... Then you'll tie with... Yeah. If I come in last or first, we have a winner. Wait, no. Yeah. I have to come in last or first, or you can go second place in Texas.
    171:23
    Where you at, old dad? Do you know laughter is the way to Elisa's heart, you know what? Escape! What's up, buddy? Escapee!
    171:37
    Escape, sir. Ah, putting up scores. 31 million. I have a hill to climb, that is for sure. So 1.2 million. It is a 1.2 million. You are absolutely right. Okay, and well, there's something here. You have, huh, hit the blood rat. Hit the drop targets, like, that get you modes. Oh my god, you were well on your way. Mom has that serious face. Alright guys, this is for the marbles. All the marbles. Oh, I like the new Marvel. I'm not a big fan. We should pour all of them on. Mom? Here we go.
    172:45
    All right. Let's start a mode here, kids. Oh, crap. Yes. Five hours later. Football save. That's going down. Nope. Okay.
    173:03
    All right. Nailed it. Oh, crap, that's gone. Oh, yes. Oh, come on. Shoot the walkers. Guys, we gotta shoot the walkers.
    173:21
    Guys, there are all these walkers. You're wasting my time here, ball. Please do not go in the shooter lane again.
    173:31
    You're wasting all my time. Get the walkers. Leave, leave your ding dong. Leave your ding dong. Oh, I hit that, you ding dong. Oh, you ding dong. Oh my gosh. Yep, I was waiting for that.
    174:10
    Can you hit the freaking thing? No, please, sir! Can you play another game? Oh, fine. Wait a second, wait a second. No. He needs to play another game. Oh, crap, I didn't see it. Did I come in second? No, there's no way I won. Oh, so it's tied. So let's see. You got two. Are we going to play one more? I got one. Even if you got first place, you still couldn't win this. Okay. But? But your mom and I are tied. Can I do the spoiler in this game? Yes. Well, it's up to your mom if we play one more. It's completely up to her. Mom, mom, what's that? Yeah, and then we, yeah, yeah. Alright, last game. Last game. Start us off, buddy. I'll be the spoiler. Start us off, buddy.
    175:16
    Watch me get like 300 million. Skip, you've missed my hand. You know I'm gonna get like 300 million. Yeah, that's how it works, man. One more game, Mom. Shoot again, shoot again, shoot again. One more game, Mom. Now everyone's gonna watch. It's like so exciting.
    175:39
    Now I'm not nervous. I bet I still drain anyway. I'll even go second. Ooh, right in the head. I think we might be a champ next week. Yeah, why don't you let us in next week? Or tomorrow. Tomorrow? I mean, we have to get your bar mitzvah invitations. Bar mitzvah invitations, huh? If you have a bar mitzvah tournament, let me know. I'll come back with it. I'm having it since some of it, but... I will wear whatever I need to wear to look like a child when I come back.
    176:27
    I'll put shoes on my knees and walk around like that so I look like I'm half the size. That's still like a full grown human, I think. Yeah. I got the band. I just, I just can't. You hear that, Jack? You're not a kid. Oh, guys, I hate being an adult. It's terrible.
    177:01
    Too many things to pay attention to and focus on. Paying for stuff. Get over it. Alright, first day, here we go. Oh, crap, you couldn't have hit one more target. You couldn't have hit one more. The last game. You definitely can come in second. Big skill shot. I think saying that to your mom and... Mom doesn't seem too pleased with that answer. I would love a lot of things, but we don't have the gift for it. Yes we do, we have the... See, no, just put it in his bedroom, right? Yeah. Right? The middle of the house. Listen, all you need is a pinball machine and a sleeping bag underneath it and you have the... I have a sleeping bag underneath it. Do you ever dream sometimes that you're playing pinball and everyone's getting woken up and then you realize you're dreaming? No. I have dreams about pinball all the time. Yes, I do have dreams about pinball all the time because I play it every single day. I have dreams like that. Oh my god, I'm waking everybody up. I'm waking everyone up because I'm playing pinball. I have dreams that I'm at pinball tournaments and I'm playing a game that I've never heard of. End of life.
    178:38
    Feldor, what's up, buddy? No! Okay, that's it. Wait, Feldor. No! Okay, okay. Is that your dad? No. What would your dad's username be if he had one? If he had one? Dad. He would be dad. He'd be like the simplest one that you have. Dad, 736, because there's a lot of other dads out there. It's not going to be like Aerosmith 84 or like Easy Rider, but with Z's instead of S's. I'll swear out old dad stuff. I'll swear out old dad stuff to make room for pitbull. Oh, God. I love how far this joke is going.
    179:30
    It's three innings. JD is definitely keeping me awake. Sig-Sag, I'm sorry, buddy. We're wrapping it up. We'll say our goodbyes here shortly. Freaking stop going in the shooter room.
    179:43
    My dad, my dad took me. He looked great. I couldn't even. I think he took them if he could see the shot. Oh, no.
    179:53
    My new dad says I can have them in the shooter room. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Hello Father! Hi Dad! Oh, I am. I'm grabbing my pants right now. Okay, it's for all the Marvel. All the Marvel. Get it, bud. Yeah, that's not... That's for the gift, I see. I'm just going to put it on the table. Okay. That's going to be fun. I wish I could go to it. Danger. Jack Danger. I like it. I like it. I like this like skill shot thing that I learned. That's my new thing for the day. Oh, I didn't get it. My wig is flying. Nah, whatever. I'll build a room just for Z-Man and New Daddy. Oh, New Dad.
    181:04
    I love you, New Dad. No, I gotta do this. Alright. I gotta do this. Alright, I need 10 million more, guys. No way.
    181:17
    We'll see. Justified. Bounce. Jack Danger. Danger is my last name. Oh, that side to side is not good.
    181:39
    Side to side is no good. Pass the ball to me. Stop going in there. Oh crap. Mom? There's that backhand you were discussing. Oh guys, I'm sorry. No! No! I refuse. Okay. Alright, I'm going up the arena ramp here. Oh, you know what? Let's go prison. Yeah, prison. Nailed it.
    182:27
    Nicely done, brother. All of you... Let's just collect some JTs here. So weak. I'm just flipping that over.
    182:44
    Is that what you do anyway? Oh, burn. Hold it, hold it. Hold that bar. Nice. Okay, we got the Elwood pose. We got that Elwood. What's up? What should I go for? You know what? I'm feeling barred. I'm feeling barred. My man. I'll just let you play this out.
    183:09
    Take all of them. No! Nice catch. Oh, the jet bomb. No! Nice. Barnarino. Got him on the shoulder. Here we go, here we go. Post-pile. Oh, I had that big dog. This is last. Oh! Mom, please, please! Oh, a double nut. Good game, really. Good game. That was awesome.
    183:52
    Yay! All right, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. Thank you to Zach and Alisa for showing up. Thank you, DJ. Thank you. Anytime, anytime. Just hit me up and we'll work out next time you guys can come in here. All right. Kid is on fire. Next time, so in time. Nice to meet everyone. Yeah. I need to see my high school teacher. Oh. Where are you up there? There you go. Number four. My man. Take a picture. Yeah, I'll keep it open for you. Uh, folks, this has been day four on Stern's Walking Dead. I encourage you to come back tomorrow for our fifth and final day. We are 12 subscribers away from two new emoticons and a tattoo of your choice. Uh, and I'm also going to stream the tattoo being given to myself. Uh, it's going to be insane. Uh, yeah, big shout out to Bike School Girl here. guys get home safe it was awesome having you and guys go play pinball also if you are in Chicago on Saturday go to Logan Arcade there is a project pinball tournament going on there I will be there Zach will be there to beat all your butts and take all your money because that's what he does we'll probably be on screen next week so keep watching until I'm on so Alright guys. See you guys later. This stud over here. Alright guys, I love you. Have a good night. Go play some pinball. Have a wonderful Thursday night. Goodbye.
    185:22
    That was fun. Thank you. Oh my god, that was like the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. See you around folks.
    185:29
    Zach's new dad, come home safe. That's so good. I will, I will. I end with my Walking Dead noise. I don't need to say it again. Can they see you? They can only see this, but they can hear you. Oh, they can hear us. All right, guys. Have a good night.