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Fish Tales On Location!

Dead Flip·video·3h 40m·analyzed·Dec 23, 2016
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TL;DR

Jack Danger streams Fish Tales from Chicago bar, discusses game mechanics and strategy

Summary

Jack Danger streams Fish Tales pinball gameplay from an on-location bar venue (The Emporium in Logan Square, Chicago) due to internet infrastructure issues at his studio. The stream features extended gameplay commentary on Fish Tales mechanics, strategy discussion (monster fish combo technique, video mode exploitation), and casual banter with chat. Jack discusses the game's design quirks, including its floaty physics, sensitive tilt, and high-scoring potential through video mode abuse.

Key Claims

  • Fish Tales video mode is so broken that getting it as the only player essentially guarantees a win

    high confidence · Jack Danger, discussing Fish Tales design during gameplay

  • Monster fish combo strategy (alternating ramps 5x to start monster fish hurry-up at 20M counting down) is the top-tier tournament strategy but is boring

    high confidence · Jack Danger, analyzing tournament play strategy

  • Fish Tales has exceptionally floaty ball physics and overly sensitive tilt, making it difficult to play

    high confidence · Jack Danger, repeatedly commenting during gameplay

  • Jack's studio internet is being completely rebuilt with new cabling run to the building, which is why he's streaming from a bar location

    high confidence · Jack Danger, explaining streaming situation

  • Jack previously owned Fish Tales in his studio, played it extensively, and broke it by slapping the cabinet hard enough to knock off the right flipper button

    high confidence · Jack Danger, discussing history with the game

  • Deadflip lost 47 Twitch Prime subs in 4-5 days due to changes in how Prime subscriptions work

    high confidence · Jack Danger, discussing subscriber loss during stream

  • The extra ball target on Fish Tales appears to be stuck or malfunctioning on this particular machine

    medium confidence · Jack Danger, noting the target didn't register hits

  • Fish Tales' captive ball hitting can award up to 600 million points total (100M, 200M, 300M progression)

    medium confidence · Jack Danger and Tom (chat clarification), discussing scoring mechanics

Notable Quotes

  • “video mode on this game is like so busted it's not even a contest... you saw my scores before I was getting like 10 million I have 125 million just playing a multiball”

    Jack Danger@ 36:20 — Highlights the broken nature of Fish Tales' video mode mechanic relative to normal play

  • “it's a top tier way to play Pinball because it's boring as [ __ ] and no one wants to do that”

    Jack Danger@ 13:07 — Commentary on the tension between optimal strategy and entertaining gameplay

  • “this game is Rage inducing maybe even more so now that it's Floy”

    Jack Danger@ 26:58 — Directly attributes difficulty/frustration to the floaty physics of this particular machine

  • “we lost 47 Subs... how bananas is it”

    Jack Danger@ 44:42 — Expressing frustration about Twitch Prime subscription changes affecting streamer revenue

  • “the guy's a French genius... he's the epitome of like entertainment right”

    Jack Danger@ 30:20 — Commentary on entertainer Poly Toop/Le French Stallion (referenced by chat)

Entities

Jack DangerpersonFish TalesgameDeadfliporganizationThe EmporiumvenueTwitchorganizationPoly TooppersonNick George CampbellpersonComcastorganizationWilliams Electronicscompany

Signals

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    gameplay_signal: Fish Tales' video mode is mechanically broken relative to normal play scoring, with Jack noting a single video mode multiball can yield 125M+ points compared to 10M from normal play

    high · Jack's repeated commentary: 'video mode on this game is like so busted it's not even a contest'

  • ?

    product_concern: This specific Fish Tales machine has notably floaty ball physics that affects player timing and control, requiring potential leg cranking adjustment

    high · Jack repeatedly: 'this game is Floy a like like zero g zero g floaty' and 'this floatiness is killing me I might actually get under the game and crank it up'

  • ?

    product_concern: Fish Tales exhibits overly sensitive tilt detection, catching Jack multiple times during normal play

    high · Jack: 'tilt on this thing is sensitivo' and repeatedly hitting tilt during gameplay

  • ?

    product_concern: Extra ball target on this Fish Tales machine is stuck or non-responsive, not registering direct hits

    high · Jack: 'I nailed the extra ball shot it did not count I did it again' and 'I think the extra ball shot is uh I think the target's stuck back'

  • ?

    business_signal: Deadflip channel lost 47 Twitch Prime subscriptions in 4-5 days, attributed to changes in Prime subscription mechanics or auto-renewal

    high · Jack: 'we lost 47 Subs thanks twitch Prime' and later 'we lost 40 Subs what is it 47 in four or five days'

Topics

Fish Tales game mechanics and strategyprimaryOn-location/bar streaming as alternative to studio setupprimaryPinball machine design philosophy (balance, difficulty, floaty physics)primaryTwitch streaming business and Prime subscription monetizationsecondaryStudio internet/infrastructure rebuildsecondaryEntertainment and personality in streamingsecondary

Sentiment

mixed(0.55)— Jack expresses frustration with Fish Tales' floaty physics and sensitive tilt, and serious concern about Twitch Prime subscriber loss affecting channel revenue. However, he maintains playful, entertaining demeanor throughout, engages positively with community (condolences to snowboarder), and appreciates being back to streaming after hiatus. Underlying tone is determined but somewhat exasperated.

Transcript

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0:27
your mom boys and girls feel like it's been an eternity how you doing welcome back it's time to get drunk and play some pinball at a bar the faith in location stream paid off we did it we did it yeah hot spot location night because they did not fix our
0:57
interweb shitty mic what do you mean is the mic freaking out what's wrong with the microphone Undead unicorn how you mic there you go is that better that should be a little better hopefully let me know
1:33
oh you don't think the snowball's being broadcasted right did somebody say snowball what's going on thanks for all the hosts what's up Undead unicorn how you doing darling double danger me Etc Jed Tater zero fire redo redo snowboarder everyone's here how the hell are
2:04
are you take your top off oh man we're back we're back in business baby so much better JD strip clat thing snowball you know it baby um the Sylvester Stallone uh yo me etc for 17 months in a row brother thank you for maintaining your membership to the League your amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and buts up for me Etc and blue flannel pinball
2:34
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content_signal: On-location bar streaming became necessary due to studio internet infrastructure rebuild; Deadflip exploring alternative venues for content production

high · Jack: 'interweb situation... they had to like completely tear out all the freaking uh wires off of the pole outside' and 'they're redoing all the wires on the on the pole'

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    gameplay_signal: Monster fish combo strategy (5-ramp alternation) identified as top-tier tournament play despite being mechanically boring, suggesting tension between competitive optimization and game entertainment value

    high · Jack: 'that's the kind of the trick... that's a top top tier like way to play Pinball because it's boring as [ __ ]'

  • ?

    design_innovation: Fish Tales' parallax video mode (three levels: speedboat, boat, jet ski with torpedo shooting) is mechanically novel but arguably unbalanced relative to base game

    medium · Jack's extended explanation of video mode mechanics and assertion that getting it guarantees winning the game

    • up for me Etc and blue flannel pinball for 4 months in a row Holy balls blue final thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you are also amazing I love you flippers and butts up uh let me know if you can hear the British lady I don't know if she's coming through today pins Ru good to see you yo ravenous guys I've been gone for far too long I'm sad I feel sad jaded you did curse the stream by subbing but you know what I'll take it
    3:06
    subbing but you know what I'll take it Hobs how you doing sexy what do you guys think we're going to stream today British lady is there but quiet is everything quiet we'll just full volume everything yo hot guacamole not the stream okay oh are we in 60 oh we are in 60
    3:43
    here where are you yes we're streaming fish tals today I was considering I strongly strongly considered playing Playboy and I gave it a play and I was like yeah cool zero fire love you darling how the hell are you zero fire with that freaking sub arino did I thank you for that sub already already zero fire if not thank you so much I love you to death the location of the pool tables microphone's a bit louder than
    4:15
    tables microphone's a bit louder than normal I can drop it down I can drop it down there you go that should be better streaming in 60 with 8 bit sound wait what do you mean 8bit sound it should sound way better evil dude all right here's the deal folks right now give me a one out of 10 what does the microphone sound like one being the best and 10 being the [Applause]
    4:51
    best we're playing Fish Tales today inner [Applause] interwebs we need a 3 4our days you're going to stream yeah right eight for the mic four geez evil dude W Ouija so you folks voting low what what's the problem with the microphone that you're hearing I need another beer we're going to be a little dark just so you know
    5:23
    to be a little dark just so you know but it's going to be fine it's going to be fine we got the 60 for the game playay we got the 60 for the face Distortion really you hear some Distortion dude in the back is obviously kicking ass of
    5:55
    Lely spoofy player cam all right I'm going to grab another beer and then we're just going to get right into it internet cuz I I need to play some pinball we got an army of tokens why didn't you stream Playboy uh oh yeah sorry about that so it played fine actually it played incredibly well but the I just got scared for the nudie photos there is naked photos on this hip smart we're at the Emporium in Logan Square Logan Square say it with me Logan
    6:29
    Square Logan Square say it with me Logan Square Logan Square all right I'm going to grab another beer I'll be right back I love you um we have officially lost 47 Subs thanks twitch Prime
    7:19
    all your dudes are belong to us the fleet is [Music] decimated I trouble with talk haven't used my twitch Prime token this month couldn't think of anyone I wanted to sub to tater salad I suggest you sub to Le French stallion that dude is effing hilarious I can't get enough of that guy there's other streamers I watch but if I'm like in a bad mood and I turn that dude's stream on I am uh you're not
    7:50
    dude's stream on I am uh you're not allowed to be in a bad mood when you're watching that guy he's nothing but positivity oh we we gory Rory for two months in a row brother thank you for maintaining your membership to the league your amazing ladies and gentlemen Clippers about up for gory Rory I'm back screw Prim I got all right let's play some Mother E I'm back screw Prime I got your back dude gory love you bud just for Jack I'm considering
    8:22
    bud just for Jack I'm considering starting a stream for the hotspot fund jaded yeah no [ __ ] man no [ __ ] hopefully it holds up um yeah this all looks just fine we are dark that's okay we we can live with that does anyone have any questions about fishtails before we start cranking on this game cuz we had this game in our studio for a very long
    8:54
    time and I played the crap out of it I even broke it to the point of slapping the the cabinet too hard and the right flipper button flew off and I took that flipper button and I made it a necklace and gave it to one lucky person who said it brought them nothing but bad luck this game looks pretty it is pretty man it's a pretty game it's pretty fun too you see this boat mechanism if you picture in your head this boat pushed all the way to the back of the cabinet and then remove everything else from the Playfield you
    9:24
    everything else from the Playfield you know what game you got The Hobbit no joke question other than dear God why wait you don't like fish tailes man this game's buddy also something uh We've neglected at the studio is we don't have any damn uh pin guls on our machines I'm
    9:55
    damn uh pin guls on our machines I'm watching you play Pinball ah wobbly I'm watching you in chat thanks bud [Applause] it's a three shot game it is it is a game that you play how you want to play it ja almost killed himself cuz the high voltage cut off coin yeah right this is Tasha Tasha allha my eyeballs can't read that I got
    10:27
    allha my eyeballs can't read that I got to blow this up oh there we go there we you're usually go for multiball and fish tails that's kind of the that's kind of
    10:57
    tails that's kind of the that's kind of the trick so what I like to do is try to one time it for three balls into the casters Club start multiball and just start racking you get your three jackpots and then start beating the crap out of the captive ball here um easier said than done obviously where's my crown by the way I think it's being gobbled up by your bit I think crowns and bit markers uh are interchangeable so you have to decide what you're going to show yeah Victorious we're at a we're at an arcade bar here in Chicago so there's a couple of things
    11:29
    Chicago so there's a couple of things you can do on here um a a good strategy that people like to use in there you go wono you just took the words right out of my mouth in tournament play is monster fish so what you do is you start comboing the ramps so you go right left right left right left right left I believe five times and that starts monster fish what monster fish is is a hurry up that starts counting down from 20 million I believe wono and what you need to do is shoot
    12:02
    wono and what you need to do is shoot this uh orbit shot ASAP um and you know you don't even have to hit anything in the back if you like whiff the shot and it like rattles up there all you got to do is get one spin off the spinner just one spin off a spinner and then you get that value all right it's six thank you wono uh so there you go the the scores go 20 million 40 million 60 80 so what people like to do is I met you at in Chicago oh hell yeah ravenous totally how the hell are you hey Jack oh dude
    12:34
    how the hell are you hey Jack oh dude the Guinness is Flowing pinball live I love you buddy I've been on I've been on a Hiatus but we're back uh hopefully I'm going to be able to stream pinball from the studio again soon but it is a internet Wasteland so just comboing the ramps all day and then shooting that monster fish is a good Strat that you're going to see a lot of pro players do in tournament settings um [Applause] that I would consider that like a a top top tier like way to play Pinball
    13:07
    top tier like way to play Pinball because it's boring as [ __ ] and no one wants to do that okay it's super boring I'm hammered hell have pinball live I'm on my way buddy I'm on my way um so yeah it pays out well it's boring regardless so outside of that that there is the the long cast and the long cast is when you first plunge the ball will come around and if
    13:37
    plunge the ball will come around and if you could shoot you see this red arrow on the far far right side if on the Fly you can shoot that that's a long cast and if you can keep hitting it it's longcast longcast longcast um if you don't hit it and you're playing around for a while the way to light longcast again is to go through the in lanane here on the left what longcast does ravenous I'm drinking Daisy cutter and it is the dead flip drink of
    14:07
    choice um what longcast does is every time you hit it it gives you points but it advances your captive ball here in the middle of the boat all right yeah Daisy cutter is probably the dankest here here Chicago Hobs love you buddy so the way the kepta ball works is as you're advancing what's going on here you're lighting the advancements but you're not hitting them so you get to light all the way up but then you actually have to hit the captive ball up to the Target to collect what's going on so your first time around is hold bonus Second Time Around is video mode which
    14:39
    Second Time Around is video mode which I'll explain in a second because that is the most broken video mode if you're playing a game of Fish Tales and you're the only one to get video mode I don't care what the other person did you just won the game okay there you go yo just want to watch you thanks for that one bit dog those interactive ads though so it goes hold bonus video mode Rock the Boat which is a a mode that comboing or just hitting the boat gives you 10 million a shot which is huge huge huge huge
    15:10
    huge huge points then it goes extra ball and then instant multi-ball up at the top all right so video mode is once you light video mode you have to shoot the the fish finder shot this hurry up shot here with the spinner yeah totally ravenous if you get all the way up to the top there's a lock in the back there it's like a little saucer that grabs the ball so once you're in video mode what you're doing is shooting uh it's like a parallax three Lev thing all right full momentum jaded with the five
    15:42
    right full momentum jaded with the five bits thanks buddy last time you remember D Carter was your yeah dude so fun I love it so the video mode is three levels deep of like a speedboat uh another boat and then a jet ski and you can use the flippers or you can use the the auto launcher and you're shooting Torpedoes to try to kill all these guys you don't want to miss any shots cuz that affects how many points you get you want to kill everybody which uh gives you a lot of points and what you want to do is I believe hit two or
    16:14
    you want to do is I believe hit two or three of each level and that should make an extra ball go by that you can hit and score an extra ball that way okay so uh there's the video mode um what else do we got what else do we got oh the multiball also the extra ball is a very tiny little Target right here that sucks to hit oh much better I could use one of those stickers if that's the case skip n i voted stickers F oh no this isn't I
    16:46
    n i voted stickers F oh no this isn't I voted this doesn't say I voted um hold on I'll explain multiball here in a second
    17:17
    yeah we'll go over the skeleton fish in a second um so the multiball is shooting the Caster's Club three times all right you see these uh green squares blinking with the uh the red arrow in front of it 3.9 score to beat yeah we can get it so three locks to the casters Club Starts multiball Now what you want to do is when multiball starts the balls start [ __ ] out from here usually they go down the center and it sucks but they uh there's a menu setting so that it can kick the balls back into play you want
    17:48
    kick the balls back into play you want to get one of those balls back in the Caster's club that lights your jackpot all right so once your jackpots lit uh you could also lock two balls in there for double Jack it's really hard to do but once you get a ball locked up in there you got to shoot up to where that video mode shot is that's your jackpot you do that three times Caster Club jackpot C Club okay once you do that three times then your super jackpots are lit another busted feature on this game every time you hit that cap ball all the way to the top I
    18:19
    that cap ball all the way to the top I think you get like 250 million points per hit to that cap ball it is bananas it is that's one of those hits is score number four on this game right that's how busted that is it's 100 million all right tom.com thank you for clarifying that for me buddy oh the second is 200 million got it up to 600 million cool Tom kudos to you sir I love you buddy thanks
    18:50
    you sir I love you buddy thanks man so there you go uh it becomes really really busted it's crazy busted um outside of that yeah that's that's about it 412 million it's not all that much on this game Super Jackpot forever yep we need a rage meter I'm not going to get that P I promise you uh yeah I think we're good there's a skeleton fish thing that you if you see a skeleton fish go by and you hit your auto launcher does something I don't [ __ ] know what it does uh but let's see what we can do see
    19:22
    does uh but let's see what we can do see what we can do ravenous good to see you what's GC currently here we go Grand Champion is 42 12 million which if this game is played correctly that is a crap score cuz I think you can get a ridiculous ridiculous score just off a video mode alone CBJ fan how you doing Stud good to see you buddy I love you I love you love smell my
    19:52
    love you love smell my finger there's a lot of a lot of drunk dudes here how many games till he beat it yo yeah the over under on me beating the uh GC on this a side note ladies and gentlemen this game is floaty a like like zero g zero g floaty all right so it's going to be
    20:29
    Floy you're also probably not going to hear the sounds if you do lucky you XD in chat folks here we go time to win so I hit two fast casts or I'm sorry long casts what that did is so hold bonus is lit already but you'll see here I lit video mode and rock the boat so so if I hit the cap the ball I get my old
    21:00
    if I hit the cap the ball I get my old bonus hit it again video Mode's lit hit it again I get rocked the boat all right we're probably going to play like crap our first ball cuz I'm going to try to explain what I'm doing as I'm doing it XD let's go you can also yo Zack with a 100 bits thank you buddy I love you I did not mean to do that what I was going to say is you can sometimes backhand the casters club and I immediately just [ __ ] the
    21:43
    just like that just like that flew right by the cup a it missed sorry backand are you seeing these slippers look how slowly they're falling
    22:31
    so I'm I'm over here saying that was a crap score that 420 and I can't like break 10 million I'm trying to find the captive ball that's not it that's not it either so that was crap floaty AF you weren't kidding I it sort of throws you off a little bit skip uh because the ball like you don't get timing anymore you know what I'm saying there's there's no timing anymore Z attack my man big
    23:03
    no timing anymore Z attack my man big cup not liking you you got this dude let's go again zy I love you buddy thanks man is that cup screwing you man do I need to have a talk with switch where is this damn a
    23:35
    yeah I'm I'm unable to find the captain freaking ball unable to find it we're going to spend a a credit or two here just trying to find that and then we're going to blow this thing can you trust it nope distracting you from all right all right all right I think we found
    24:08
    it also the uh the boat itself the shots are back handable so you can see that I need the uh the left side of the boat you can backhand that man this floatiness is killing me I might actually get under the game and crank it up a little
    24:39
    crank it up a little [Applause] bit they're playing they're playing in Ceno man here so shout out to the casters club that fast cast animation is because I hit it uh while there was still sort of like a ball save going on it's like I one timed it in there love the fish swimming by the DMD any pin similar I
    25:09
    don't I don't know man no wheezing the juice back legs need to be cranked up not a fishtails design issue it's true
    25:42
    Works some might say an oversensitive tilt um I really don't want to crawl around on the the floor of a bar oh it's about to get real busy real quick prime I think it's wheezing like cuz he's the weasel that was his
    26:14
    he's the weasel that was his name I'm sorry weel fish finder 5x that's a good lie some jizz there last night wolof dude what are you talking about OHS my man getting lucky under a pin who's the lucky guy wait what XD chat all
    26:50
    right found it you dirty you know what jaded you're right I forget um this game is Rage inducing maybe even more so now that uh it's Floy is a mother mother father
    27:32
    so there's monster fish you'll see it tick down and there you go we collected the full 20 million of monsterfish and that's the that's like the top tier strategy of playing this game is just doing that all day and it's boring AF for sure so we got the full 20 for monsterfish that's huge spelling y up top is your bonus multiplier Caster club is looking for some love oh Oh I thought I could one time it backwards did not
    28:02
    backwards did not work under a pin is probably the safest yeah exactly there is a mystery award I forget how to light it um the fish finder oh it's the right in Lane so that you can one time it right up to the uh right up to the fish finder there biodome is the best one was replay seriously just like 40 million probably
    28:34
    I don't think this game's been um played since it's been [Applause] repaired man we are getting dumped on right now what's new with poly sh see the guy all the prop comedies yeah right poly sh he like ble dyed his hair red he plays with stupid props on stage all the time yeah fish tals is really hard for a casual player Dr LOL how you doing
    29:24
    good I haven't played pinball in like 4 days I'm a casual player yo you know that Earth Shaker that Gavin dropped off he already took it back you mean carrot Shore yeah poly toop polytop dude Dr law am I right that dude's incredible he's uh the dude's a genius he's a French genius
    30:20
    sure he's the epitome of like entertainment right it's uh you know he's playing a game but really is he even playing a game I mean he is but or else he'd get in trouble so there's Ball loock 2 one more cap the ball and we'll start multiball and like I said what you got to do is get one or two balls into the casters club and shoot up top we Jerry Lewis was a French genius there you
    30:50
    you go we almost one time to that we got Mega robbed the there internet just want to watch you people are more likely to tip if the cup looks a little full I love you buddy thanks
    31:24
    butthole all right so we got a one more lock shot and we got multiball and I can show that off to you I want to show you guys uh video mode too which is like super ridiculous yo the tilt on this thing is sensitivo Yo FIFA what are you doing man oh God all right our extra Ball's lit too my manager at Five Guys used to say
    31:55
    too my manager at Five Guys used to say that he put fake money in it oh my God that sucks dude all right I nailed the extra ball shot it did not count I did it again so I think the extra ball shot is uh I think the target's stuck back yeah man um I've been gone my internet's been completely done at the studio they're redoing all the wires on the on the pole
    32:42
    EB all right we got a one time something into the freaking come on baby stay Al well we got [ __ ] on there that's okay ball I'm afraid to hit this game because it's so sensitive
    33:17
    robbed nope still not fixed still not fixed they have to run all new cabling to the uh to the building that's why I'm here tonight that and there's lots of delicious beer for me to drink you mother father all right I going to show you this a video mode one more hit to the captain ball and then send it up top
    33:48
    captain ball and then send it up top we're going to shoot the crap out of people go that's monster fish we'll take that for points yeah the people at the bar are watching me stream uh usually when I
    34:19
    are watching me stream uh usually when I stream out at a bar everyone is um pondering what the freak's going on some brave souls will come up and ask me and those are the people that I beat to death I mean with oh all right video Mode's ready we just got to shoot it up top now some people some people like to
    34:50
    top now some people some people like to play with the flippers I like to play with the actual uh gun the ROM slow down there always kills me but we got the extra ball geeky by thanks for the host
    35:50
    time [ __ ] I screwed up best kind of Hoodie wait what clickbait in that form of a hoodie my man that's two one more and we got a multiball in our hands so we're up to 125 just [ __ ] around like I told you the video mode on this game is like so busted it's uh it's not even it's not even a contest like you saw my scores before I was getting like 10 million I
    36:20
    before I was getting like 10 million I have 125 million just playing a multiball how's it going good how are you I'm wonderful thank you
    36:53
    go so we have the uh we have the instant multiball lit but it makes no sense to get that because we have progress towards the regular right drinking you say C me in yo internet if you guys are here in Chicago yo Vic bit just followed literally just
    37:24
    yo Vic bit just followed literally just now the dude's been subbed for like 2 days no swear all you want [ __ ] [ __ ] farts poop dick ass no one cares donate to kids we're at a bar you're supposed to be swears this true this is very true no
    37:56
    Bo super jets that's going to be lucrative in multiball we're getting half a million per Pop I heard one swear in there I think yeah I suck at swearing
    38:29
    I'm glad you're back my cat passed away on Wednesday so I need this right now snowboarder I love you man I honestly can we get some hearts and chat for snowboarder I have two cats and they're getting up there in age man and it it makes me really really sad to see them like struggle and [ __ ] and I I don't want to have to deal with that so I feel your pain brother I love you man seriously it's going to be good do not go get another cat though do not get another cat in its dead
    39:17
    that that's not the heart I expected oh we almost hit it all right we got two dangers [ __ ] I can't backham this get freaking wrecked all right back into Caster's Club back up
    39:52
    down my computer keeps uh going dark and it's freaking me out keep thinking it's dying you son of a [ __ ] oh my God my life is over why am I even playing pinball fun fact about the casters Club what you can't see is there's a drop
    40:23
    what you can't see is there's a drop Target in front of it so you actually have to hit it and then get back in there know come on not good not good cats will be cats because they're cats not good you dirty son of a
    41:03
    and Ceno man playing directly above my head is so intoxicating it's hard to it's hard to deal with um can I get a hey guys in chat for everyone that's just chilling I love you guys thank you for being here guys gals dogs cats living together Mass hysteria we got this the dickest of dicks in the animal kingdom yeah dude cats cats are bad
    41:45
    Batman got it got it got it nailed it one time [Applause] son of a [ __ ] oh my God my life is over yo system 11b for nine system for 9 months in a row brother thank you for maintaining
    42:16
    brother thank you for maintaining membership to the league you're amazing enjoy that beautiful delicious tasting sub baby freaking see that [ __ ] with a little that uh what is it turkey seasoning it's incredible I promise you it's going to be great flippers and butts kids flippers and butts stop stop it there you go got it up
    42:59
    come on buddy you dirty I have to spin a wheel and sing a song for system ooh you touch my la we we no they did not fix my [ __ ] internet yet man
    43:38
    bar yo Quint how you doing buddy folks if any of you are in Chicago I encourage you to get your ass off the couch and come to the bar and watch me stream here I mean participate I mean dude yeah the ding the ding-dong song you know dude you know what's up baby no [ __ ] it who said that zero fire my man to the right of flip oh
    44:11
    yeah got it come on come on like are you guys able to make out details I know the the face Cam's super dark but can you guys see actually what's going on if I can't hit a goddamn thing guys we got to figure out how to get all those Prime Subs back I uh I'm hurting here boys we lost 40 Subs what is it 47 in four or five days we lost 47 Subs
    44:42
    47 in four or five days we lost 47 Subs how bananas is it I don't you guys Jin the right of flip now I just resubbed Quint I love you truly you're my favorite
    45:13
    truly you're my favorite Quint there's 2525 of you but you're number one in my heart buddy yeah I know system love and be it sucks I found this is going to sound so [ __ ] shady uh but I was talking to uh my mother-in-law my wife's mom and I was mentioning to her this like Prime sub thing and she's like I have hundreds of friends that use Amazon
    45:45
    have hundreds of friends that use Amazon Prime all they have to do is just connect their thing and hit the sub button I was like yes but let's wait until they put an auto renew in and then I need you to spread the word a little bit hard just send it through Rippling through the old folks communities to get me that free stuff waffle lover you're my number one waffle
    46:18
    baby we're going to wait until otter reew is a thing and then we're going to we're just going to knock down the door of every old person's house that I can find excuse me sir do you use Amazon Prime you do well I've got something for you do you like watching hot young tall men in bodysuits get drunk and cry on streets you do then give me your money here we go it costs you nothing you already paay for it this is a service you already PID
    47:02
    every ball titty pinball Jack is acting like this channel isn't already an old folks Community yo XD rude yo get old with it kid straight down the freaking middle Shuffle B you want that we could do that tomorrow well actually one of these days we'll we'll do some shuffle board thing with shuffle board though is it requires more than one person to play so I would have to bring somebody
    47:38
    along how's it going man streaming out to Twitch what's up twitch playing some pinball some kappas Kappa Kappa in Chad let's go guys my God yeah streaming pinball requires a lot more equipment than streaming video games that is for sure I'll be 27 in 2 weeks oh man zero fire sorry about
    48:13
    it just strangers coming up saying can I get some cappers in chat I've been a prime I've had prime for years just free delivery and Amazon so it's all great free music and films now free Subs to use on Twitch totally guys yo keep those caers going just flood the chat just destroy
    48:51
    guys you piece of [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] Amazon needs to give me a free AWS instance you know what redo I use a WS uh ec2 cloud computing was the greatest thing that ever happened to my animation business when I had a crapload of people right ec2 cloud computing uh took me from needing to have a physical render Farm to this magical internet thing that no one gives a [ __ ] about
    49:37
    yo what the [ __ ] honestly a kid came over said can I get some C in chat didn't ask who I was didn't ask what I was doing just real life trolls I give a [ __ ] about it I love you redo let time I did a foosball stream I almost lost my life do holy crap dois for two months in a row thank you for subbing with that
    50:08
    row thank you for subbing with that twitch Prime sub arino you sexy SOB I love you buddy thank you for maintaining membership to the league your amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers but up good for dois dois I want your name to be Doby Gillis it's like shortening Doby Gillis into one word are you familiar with Doby Gillis if there's an if you're all old folks in chat you know who Doby Gillis is and his beat neck
    50:41
    is and his beat neck sidekick who was also a main character on Gilligan's Island before Gilligan's Island Doby wants a g dream Doby Doby lur had to take him to the hospital during the stream yeah it was bad man dois I uh I think I I licked too many lick too
    51:13
    uh I think I I licked too many lick too many uh flipper buttons boyash sadly heard about it as it was eily similar to my last name oh Gillis gills oh
    51:56
    [ __ ] get wrecked well you playing tomorrow tomorrow's Saturday FIFA so uh if I'm playing pinball tomorrow I don't know where I'm going to do it because the internet and my studio is still being rehabbed or something they had to like completely tear out all the freaking uh wires off of the pole outside like the dude came out and he's like all right I'm here to check your internet and I was like yo being what I would like to consider a Comcast expert here's here my theories
    52:27
    Comcast expert here's here my theories he's like yeah yeah let me check the modem and I was like how about this I go why don't you check the drop coming in from the node at the pole and tell me what you find and the dude's like jaw was like what what he like yeah check the drop coming from the node on the PO went up there checked it and he's like [ __ ] all this stuff's messed up and I was like pay me some mother freaking money um they credited me
    53:00
    they credited me $100 that does not pay for what I lost doesn't [Applause] matter remember when we did that charity stream and Comcast screwed us out of like thousands of dollars for [ __ ] kids no for for donating to Children I'm sorry I said that in a really weird way is there a sports ball game going on or
    53:51
    Gavins we could just Cho come [ __ ] kids sorry guys yes Comcast was having sexual relationships the children um yo [ __ ] concast am I right I need another beer uh internet tell me if anyone steals my stuff I'll be right back don't go anywhere tell your friends to show up and uh throw some money at me I love you guys we need it
    54:42
    Jack you know what's awesome they stole the thing they stole your heart you know what's great about coming to these barcades is uh like I just walk up they know the beer I want they just hand it to me open already with all the Molly in it a disconnected emote dude I need it Jaden I need it um I'm going to go pee but yo Z Zack with the bits what a boss I love you bud um we're we are streaming off
    55:16
    um we're we are streaming off of our brand new machine right now the secret machine that was built per some specifications from technician at Intel put together and sent To Us by an angel investor what a boss yo zany holy freaking farts man holy farts you are just dropping the bonies the cup can't take
    55:47
    bonies the cup can't take anymore that was my the cup over for I'm going to go to the bathroom um if someone plays pinball that's fine just be really nice to them actually try to get someone to come over here say some nice things in chat to get people to come
    57:20
    hey know what's playing pinball what the hell hello bar I'm a pinball machine please play me XD chat free games everybody oh my God J do you have a crown and six also you know what I like about this bar you uh you do have to pay tokens to play here but they just hook it the F up there has to there has to be like $10 worth of tokens in here and it's one token to play new B how you doing buddy oh check yo tater salad with the $10
    57:50
    oh check yo tater salad with the $10 donation says looks like you could use another beer my man I will be drinking for you for sure tonight if you could beat Jack a free pint on him you know FIFA I like that I like I honestly I like that should we should we approach some people with that free camera equipment taking out system 11b you [ __ ] free camera
    58:21
    [ __ ] free camera equipment nobody all right 10 credits is the max all right one token to play on my way how long is the drive from Austin Texas probably just a little bit find that Kappa dude he's he's like styling and profiling with some very fancily dressed uh Asian gentlemen over by the the shuffle board
    58:57
    table he wants nothing to do with me I'm a a tall white apparently I look like a someone who shouldn't hang out with yeah just get over here Victorius let's go let's party I want to play Pinball with somebody I mean playing pinball with strangers is fine but I'd like it to be with you shouldn't they be at a strip club skip Nat I love you can we stream at a strip club if it was just like ankles guys I think we figured it out no because they drop it to the floor sometimes just want to watch you poop
    59:29
    sometimes just want to watch you poop pin oh what a boss yeah when you're at the strip clubs and the dudes are like shaking their butth holes on the floor wait what kind of SHP cles you go to Jack shouted out free pint if you can beat me there no like uh also we don't really say pint here but I guess that's that makesense
    60:06
    um it's like some sad skinny white dudes playing some pool over there playing pinball with dudes with an I parted on their shirt dude you don't like this I farted pin I love this pin I wore this when I went to vote and just there was three ladies sitting behind the table when they were passing out papers the lady that was taking my name was not not not impressed she's just like oh she's like oh you voted she's like you voted already oh oh and then the two girls next to her
    60:37
    oh and then the two girls next to her were like does that say I the thing is I can't trust that I would destroy somebody on fishtails cuz this G hates hates my guts look at this
    61:15
    [ __ ] I like the pin it's awesome yeah zero fire I'm a I'm a fan too I'm a fan too uh Laura B for me she's like she she alerted me ahead of time she's like I bought you something it's not here yet but it's very pertinent to your personality and how you live your life like what she's like yeah I saw it and it's a
    61:49
    [Applause] farted holy [ __ ] Emporium Logan guys Dave kiss is in town what else is on the ballot for you this year um I haven't made out with enough viewers XD we'll get there uh I haven't made enough money so hopefully make a lot of money the two ladies just gave the stream the
    62:20
    the two ladies just gave the stream the fraking hairy eyeball just the hairy what the hell is the hairy eyeball how's it going no dude sorry for nothing can watch it's sort of it sort of yeah absolutely so are you streaming get over here man so uh yeah all we're doing is like showing people how to play Pinball cool yeah how's the pool going that's that's I'm everybody a pool this
    62:50
    pool this a all right so we're good yeah man oh [Applause] baby hey pool dude hey pinball friend what you doing uh making a porno are you ready yeah I mean if if you need me all right um no I'm streaming out to the internet live for a bunch of people I'm showing people how to play Pinball yeah all just
    63:21
    people how to play Pinball yeah all just yeah my man that guy had the right attitude hey pool
    63:54
    [ __ ] I'm in Cleveland but we can pretend God damn it oh godam damn it [ __ ] idiots he lied to me David is not here what a [ __ ] you should tell me you're eligible female for yeah dude are you ready do let's go I'm streaming on a website called um my free cams uh we're going to be um doing some very dirty stuff later I like
    64:25
    doing some very dirty stuff later I like to start the show off with some technical pinball related stuff and then you lean me over the pinball machine and we just have a good time I've never had a good game on this machine wobbly this machine it's a [ __ ] this game is not this game is not for beginners that is for
    65:08
    guys I I have a really good feeling about something yo Z Zack show show Bob's BB yeah right uh Holy Dragon how you doing buddy you're in chat I can't believe you're here um here's here's what's going to happen with dead flip within the next 4 years and probably within the first year of the new president presidency are you ready for
    65:43
    show it's all I'm going to say that's all I'm going to say once the next tilt through holy [ __ ] skip Natty we haven't done one of those in a minute we got to get on that [Applause] about oh my God I wasted two [ __ ] shots I'm an
    66:16
    idiot ah three what am I doing the drinks are taking hold you son of a come on got it um I played slide whistle with Jimmy Carter M my hand hold on if you're talking about in chat and the dude's name was the real Jimmy Carter I got a I got a I got a n slash for you buddy h a him ugr I love you too ugr if you are in Chicago come to Emporium in Logan Square I'm doing a little
    66:48
    Logan Square I'm doing a little preemptive like seeing how things work here by the way internet if you are coming to Chicago December 4th the 4th of December you're coming to important if you're coming to Chicago in and around December 4th there is a twitch Chicago Meetup happening but we are also having an ifpa sponsored tournament
    67:18
    sponsored tournament here so just by showing up and it's free to play free to play in the tournament just by showing up say saying Jack I want to play Pinball just you saying those [ __ ] words you don't even have to play Pinball just saying those words you are now a world ring pinball player you're welcome you're doing a drunk thing tonight oh is it [ __ ] up Friday yo I'm getting drunk too [ __ ] but I'm [ __ ] out with strangers having a good time oh I'm sorry I don't mean to get angry what's with the purple
    67:49
    mean to get angry what's with the purple and gray icons those are new right I don't know oh those are bits Holy Dragon that's a people that have donated certain amounts of uh pennies essentially to me I Su you are an [ __ ] yo can I get some Dan's game up in the chat I'm tired of this [ __ ] you gr you [ __ ] come hang out or our relationship is over if you have any chance of getting with me it is tonight
    68:19
    chance of getting with me it is tonight right here under this machine yeah wobbly thank you for the bits you sexy SOB just want to watch you don't spend this all in one place you son of a [ __ ] yo what's up crunch good to see you buddy top of the pile just keep stacking it just keep stacking them skip Natty ours is going to be worth almost nothing
    68:50
    worth almost nothing though so you should come it's going to be fun the thing is we're going to be playing yo ugr you [ __ ] up buddy uh you're going to be uh competing against complete strangers 99% of which have never played pinball before professionally so I suggest coming down you know what's great Ino man wono I love you worth nothing I me it's going to be worth
    69:23
    me it's going to be worth okay the point value for that tournament is based on two things okay the first the first point setup is uh how many people are playing the second is how many games are being played I'm sorry it's a three-point system and the third is the ranking of the people playing I'm a top 500 player it's going to be worth some points I'm guessing a tournament's going
    69:54
    points I'm guessing a tournament's going to be worth if not half at least one whole point creepy white mfing baby how the hell are you buddy I love you dude ugr hugs for you buddy I love you man ugr needs a hug yo Mr crunchberry just fill in the cup up creepy I love you dude uh our internet has been down at the studio so we're here at a bar streaming getting wasted hopefully I don't break anything what's great about these 60fps webcams is they they look [ __ ]
    70:26
    webcams is they they look [ __ ] terrible I don't care what anyone says this camera side by side with a uh 60fps cam Corder this thing looks like a [ __ ] uh Game Boy camera right you remember that thing right stuck it in you could print out the [ __ ] P this looks like trash compared to that this looks good but it's garbage compared to that but it requires a lot less setup and a lot less things zany I love you girl girl needs to J come
    70:56
    girl girl needs to J come sale yo pie filling for 13 months in a row thank you for maintaining m to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and bu up for that very Unlucky 13 months in a row dude would love to come down if I didn't live in Sweden you son of a [ __ ] yo leave Sweden come to this TV show that we now call America and let's hang out Game Boy cams man yeah I know what's up man I'm old
    71:51
    buddy yeah you said price the quality of the footage for sure cuz here's here's the trick with these cameras is um everyone that's using them just look closely it's a little muddy looking right I don't give a [ __ ] who's using them or who says what they're muddy you have to trick it with a little bit of uh little bit of sharpen a little bit of lighting a little bit of blah blah blah it's t just woke up from a drink nap so I can get yeah dude I
    72:22
    a drink nap so I can get yeah dude I love drink naps though I'd come over if I didn't live in Ohio zero fire get out here going to Vegas tomorrow should I go to the pimball Hall of Fame skip Natty it's worth a visit for sure some people have some people aren't the biggest fan of Tim Arnold but uh he's a cool guy he kept that thing alive and all the proceeds go to the uh um Salvation Army Holy Dragon oliv
    73:07
    on if I tore down all of this gear live on camera I could keep one camera live no cuz then I would need my mic in hold on I'm trying to figure out how I could live go play that um original Atari Gauntlet machine that they have over there just want to watch you I love you you suck the SOB one time multiball here we go animation idea for bit tips a French drop that makes the bits yeah right I got to figure out through the magic of
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    got to figure out through the magic of HTML 5 how to uh change the icon for the bits I want it to be butts falling in there can I get one [ __ ] ball in there Jesus oh we did it
    74:12
    over what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] am I doing yeah I tried backhanding oh my God I'm over it the music on this table is top tier yo medicinal uh yes I agree it's amazing you love me I love you too holy Dragon I love you Budd uh Unicode thanks for the host just want to watch you new badge uh talk about a coin eater Gauntlet what a troll absolutely hey Jack thanks for the love for my cat I'm going to happy hour see you later snowboarder take a shot on me buddy I
    74:45
    snowboarder take a shot on me buddy I love you man literally get a shot of whatever you choose set it down and before you shoot it I want you to say I love you and I'm in love with you and I want you to pound it man I love you buddy seriously I think Tor is the only one on Twitch I've seen with custom bits um the guy I I Casper maybe does custom
    75:20
    bits it's not hard to change him I just need to uh figure out where the code is I'm sure since more than one person have done it has done it uh it's available [ __ ] computer keeps going dark and it's pissing me off Fish Tales has music great music Fish Tales has music is what I guys if I was a caveman would you want th me Z attack with 100 bits I love you
    75:53
    th me Z attack with 100 bits I love you man holy [ __ ] I love you internet thank you all for being here you're all spectacular and I can't wait to high five all of you you got to figure out a way for us all to meet up I wish wish you were all
    76:26
    closer I wouldn't thought he teach you I'm man get in there that would have been a JP right there why am I missing every [ __ ] my life
    76:57
    we got one the Meetup I had was awesome no reason we shouldn't do it again thanks skip Natty I uh I thought that was a really red meet up thought it was a really red meet up it was very impromptu even though like there was some planning to it it was still pretty impromptu I thought it was awesome we had hundreds of people there I expected 30 truly expected 15 but we filled that bar up any players ever ranked turn AG gdq this year so I don't think we're going to have an ifpa tournament at
    77:29
    have an ifpa tournament at gdq um I don't I need to talk to Joe about going to gdq because I'm we got to work something out we got to work something out for that oh my god what have I done oh um internet can you please post Your danst Meme in chat XD let's
    78:14
    go so was Jack invited back yes jaded um if pinball is going to be a thing from now on a twitch con I was informed that I am the person to run the area the space that they gave me was like a $750,000 like area that wasn't used by a vendor so that I could play Pinball there
    79:01
    yeah see uh there there's people playing Playboy next to me and they're experiencing the problem that I I was afraid of outside of like the the photos obviously is that uh that game just dumps extra balls on you like crazy you piece of [ __ ] speaking of twitch count when's the next one and where probably a year from now I'm sorry a year from a month and a half ago
    79:39
    it was just a machine cost no stern was very nice to like donate all those machines and in fact they were donated on a stipulation and we met that criteria by selling every single one of them I mean they were okay I'm not going to take credit for it they were sold before they got to me
    80:17
    but okay here's a deal I just moved this game like [ __ ] crazy and uh I didn't get a single warning quickly the Tilt sensitive but in a in in in a way that is hard to explain um it doesn't like it doesn't like
    80:47
    it doesn't like it doesn't like that right but it wants big movements yeah Troublesome ow for 5 months in a row brother thank you for maintaining membership to the league your amazing ladies and gentlemen foris up for triple if you could by mons of sexy en counting keep
    81:18
    could by mons of sexy en counting keep up the great work buddy triome I love you and I'm in love with you I love you you're the [ __ ]
    81:53
    butts yo we're going to have an audio clip of trump saying flippers and butts this I promise you before the end of
    83:18
    oh I can't find the [ __ ] thing are you going to use that clip as a subtown yes absolutely yes oh my God I can't even do like a trimp voice I want to you used
    84:01
    how did that give me one danger I lifted the front left leg off of the danger yo Chad [ __ ] this game I need another bear okay all right Kappa dude's right next to me five buck says he Creeps in and says something while I'm
    84:31
    something while I'm gone nah we're still good zero fire Chicago's calm
    85:16
    nothing what the [ __ ] internet why aren't you doing it Jack tell it because machine won't tell yeah hey Jack sucks can we get someone else to play Pinball a can I get a feels feels amazing man with a gun please hello bar this is the internet play the pinball
    86:03
    yo um 20 uh imaginary dead flip points if you could tell me the name of the street gang that Johnny 5 joins in short circuit 2 you have 5 Seconds don't Google it
    86:35
    you need to give people a written invitation to play the pinball machine because you look like you can kick their yeah dude redo I I'm just getting warmed up man just getting warmed up I I what what I mean is I'm getting drunk and then I'm going to start bothering people I now see skip Natty I thought it was Los Lobos is it Loos or Lobos Los Loos no it's Los Loos yeah Los Loos kick your ass Los Loos kick your face Los Loos
    87:06
    ass Los Loos kick your face Los Loos kick your balls into outer space skip you want it buddy
    87:39
    game did know there short circuit too yes and the robot joins a Hispanic Street gang he gets a mohawk and like a chain uh nose ring to earring uh piercing good hey I don't know Back to the Future 2 was
    88:22
    incredible fat V killmer so about the GC score I was asking for the over under guys you didn't say
    88:54
    redo still waiting on you've got me too remember AOL
    89:31
    there's a catfish lurking on the net this [ __ ] Neeve dude NE and Max are my goddamn Heroes that show is disgusting it is so good Max is like a silver fox and ne's just like a ridiculous skinny
    90:30
    oops yo Jaden I don't think that Rachel chick was real it was a weird night and I married a 13-year-old exactly skip Natty if you [ __ ] watch the show you know you have all the tools that they have they're taking an image dragging it into Google image search dude it's stupid it's so stupid it's actually the stupidest yo so many people walk by they
    91:01
    stupidest yo so many people walk by they like slow down because they think I'm talking to them and then they keep on larer all right we're going to crush that GC right now boys oh my God
    91:36
    cutter skip Natty shush people can read your chat sir slightly more acceptable than Bluetooth headset what right right like who's this deal though I'm sorry do you have like a giant Bluetooth headset on your on your
    92:08
    head well thing is like all this gear setup it's like super
    92:40
    please catfish is like it's a Catch a Predator yeah D dude I to catch a Predators coming back yes it is and if you see a cameo by somebody you know just keep your mouth shut
    93:23
    did I miss something Oh [ __ ] it spit the ball up God damn it it didn't say here it
    94:02
    Predator see I thought it was about catching like an actual Predator like from the movie Aliens and Predator so I showed up with a bunch of candy to lure and Mike's Hard Lemonade to lure it out but no it was about weird creepers trying to molest people [Applause] is my
    94:39
    story forgot this game has lightning flippers on it Jack stranger you know what that would be a cool g for me to grab can I host To Catch a Predator like dude why are you trying to touch little boy wieners you [ __ ] gross sicko what I'm just here to give someone
    95:09
    sicko what I'm just here to give someone Mike's Hard Lemonade yeah you're here to give me Mike's Hard Lemonade I dare you to run outside cuz there's CS waiting for you later XD boys I'm just like popping tops I'm here to talk to this bar good touches and bad touches can I volunteer from The
    96:11
    get in there you dip thank you we freaking got [Applause] it oh that would have been another one 20 million just for that [Applause] stay alive baby come on oh you butt giant dirty butthole you're playing that fishing pinball aren't you jam I always hated
    96:41
    pinball aren't you jam I always hated this one because how it tended to drain yeah dude mozak this game is notorious for uh kicking people's asses for sure oh my arm cuz I need what do I need I need uh tamali is what I [Applause] need that dude just that dude just stuck a full finger in my
    97:15
    [ __ ] I may be a little drunker than I thought I was going to be tonight and I apologize I'm saying anything inappropriate please oh I love
    97:46
    wrecked everything you say is inappropriate thanks Victorious mother french rides dur dirty bass holes this game is called fish tals f i space big space t
    98:49
    though nailed it yep knew it find that fish multiball multiball multiball multiball fu fudge budge guys I've never been so hungry in my life
    99:36
    God can I get some dabs can you guys dab in chat for me
    100:08
    someone really did order Jack a bear nice is this close yeah that works pretty well
    100:47
    okay feel proud that my bot caught that much attention my man [Applause]
    101:20
    somebody smells really really good like like liquid like like like like purified God what's the word I'm looking for like if someone annihilated some like water yeah order order Jackson Taco Bell no we uh I'm just waiting for the Tamala to show
    102:07
    in uh [ __ ] like around like May or March area I missed like three someone supposed like solid gold that was last year I didn't do [ __ ] actually really no I I went and treated myself to a uh jerk chicken dinner and that was
    102:38
    that was it I didn't really want to do anything I was in the mov going CR no actually I wasn't going through a crisis I just was in the mov doing I don't know I really didn't care that much I mean guys really don't care that much about their birth compared to women yeah I don't think the guys I I think more more women like to
    103:19
    birthday a trip I about to do approve gosh darn it this is an easy 20 million if I can get it yeah uh want do easy 20 M 22 what grows the jackpot value yo toac how you doing Stud
    103:56
    and like the the water was so blue it was just like amazing it was a carnival cruise I mean it's kind of like the the bottom of the line but it was great like mother father good enough for me I mean it's all inclusive I mean you know all you can eat and not all you can drink though all right here we go
    105:00
    there's so many bearded gentlemen here I keep thinking I'm seeing friends but they're just like strangers that all have the same anyhoo come on man you guys remember um the Mario Brothers movie that almost had nothing to do with Super Mario Brothers and then the Koopas all did the walk the
    105:30
    walk the dinosaur Terri I love playball I'm just not good at this game mother fudge I tried to forget that movie Bob Hawkins yeah open the door get on the floor everybody that movie with a flip yeah dude seriously yeah it's like when when Mario wanted to jump really high and he put on those like robotic boots and in
    106:02
    put on those like robotic boots and in the boots he had to put in like a Bullet Bill into the [ __ ] boot to it made no sense it made no sense
    106:38
    what if they make an inom Man 2 a sequel to inom man like that guy next to me loves pinball because he was trying to impress the chick who he was playing pinball against said do you like pinball and he's like I love pinball in an effort to try to get that
    107:26
    you know toak I don't know whose signature that is uh I I saw that it's good to know that's you I don't know it wasn't I didn't sign it it wasn't Jack danger with like a squiggle after it and see a woman women are funny and Frozen deal with it no weezing the okay
    108:00
    R weezing the pooo it's so dumb UHF over VHS dude guys I might not be super enough to even put my gear away oh wait I got a ball save [ __ ] I got a ball save in minut it and I tilted I'm
    108:37
    sorry there's an awful lot of white people here playing buou not what I expected Vu my man I was expecting more of a uh a Himalayan crowd
    109:23
    girl someone is troll in me someone keeps screaming Jack and I don't know who it loud jaded yes your flippers came in an envelope that I hand signed with my penis
    109:58
    yo in the credits of enino man yo okay hold on in the credits of enino man it says the producers would like to thank Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold the person yelling Jack might be behind the bar with the phone wait redo did you did you call the bar and buy me some food or beer or something
    111:12
    I did not call the bar all right cool who's Johnny she said he's my lover but another [ __ ] poly Shore movie just came on I'll let you know it's my son-in-law oh my god when the last time you guys saw son-in-law with poly Shore why are they playing this is poly shore dead or something can anyone confirm that poly Shore is alive for me right now please
    112:23
    please next bio down hly sh Night Boys biodome 2 we're still in the dome [ __ ] ah you know what squirrel Army this is a great machine and I'm also like dirt I'm dirt at it they actually turned off that movie they turned off son-in-law
    113:25
    isn't that movie all about like just growing
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    [ __ ] I down with supposed to be another Bill and Ted movie really you heard they're coming out with a third Bill and Ted movie right number three
    115:47
    you fudge dude Boondock Saints 3 is actually going to happen zero fire boock Saints was the first movie was so freaking good I remember like I remember seeing that movie and that movie changed in my mind like the idea of like what a movie could be it didn't have to be the stupid garbage that people are just forcing down your throats it's like you could make a cool movie cuz he wanted it to be cool you
    116:34
    their dad was [ __ ] John C a fat John C or a John C look alike who is that 1818 are you like aead of the curve dog 18 months in a row brother thank you for
    117:06
    18 months in a row brother thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and buts up 18 months in a row you were 6 months away from 2 years of being subbed friend Hobs I love you dude thank you so much
    117:49
    please I'm more Murdoch than you'll ever know
    118:29
    I cannot find the backhand for that shot if you paid me yeah met Murdoch boom roasted wait that makes no sense looks like we're about to watch Top Gun oh my
    119:16
    roasted the full 30 and the full 20 we're sitting on a pretty gim me multiball oh I [ __ ] hate you sure please you [ __ ] you piece of [ __ ] Del Kilmer isn't fat enough in Tom isn't fat enough in on March 3rd 1969 the United States Navy established an elite school for the
    119:46
    Navy established an elite school for the top 1% of the pilots its purpose was to teach the Lost start of aerial combat and to ensure that the handful of men who graduated were the best fighter pilots in the world they succeeded today the Navy calls it fighter weapon School Top Gun yeah Vu this game is real easy to hate and real easy to love
    120:32
    Top Gun doesn't exist in your life prove it I've seen plenty of shirtless dudes hugging it out and playing uh volleyball together in cut off short shorts happy Veterans Day to you too that darn chat ladies and gentlemen can I get a hey guys in chat for my wife what's going on guys please and thank you I forgot how to drink beer Billy
    121:28
    Laura I'm hungry what do I do oh my God this [ __ ] game this [ __ ] game has it out for me that is what's going on give me that ball back you slimy piece of crap
    122:13
    man mother [ __ ] what is happening to this what's the over under on me um beating the grand champ on this right now what do you think guys you going to Du or you going to fish all right here we go
    122:59
    did you just say [ __ ] 1% you skip I love you dude
    123:31
    uh redo on the machine that used to live at the original dead flip Studio yes that's how I learned that the super jackpots on this game are the most broken freaking piles of crap ever that was a bad shot that was bad oh my God
    124:25
    replay screwed up my monster fish boys GCM this is like 4 420 no you f I hate
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    f I hate you can I get a share 2,000
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    oh yeah baby lot of lurkers in here tonight hell yeah lurk hard baby instant mother effing multiball
    126:47
    we're not too concerned with the multiball 30 million monster fish yeah we're about to get a another we need that multi uh we need that video mode too
    127:46
    actually are you next to Adam family or hearing things uh there is not an Adam's Family to be found in this bar that is for sure I promise you how's it going brother oh yeah what really yeah yeah I saw I was going to say your face looked really familiar and now I remember why because I preped on you when you went with me I had to make sure you weren't like a psychopathic like murderer that's right
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    psychopathic like murderer that's right ladies and gentlemen hip smarts here get over here say hi to the internet that's your hey hey internet how you doing it's a little dark sorry I'm hip spart I'm Eric Eric is here H hip smart we'll call him hip smart uh how's it going dude good how far do you live far from him I live in Connecticut so you live really far yeah but I come here for business holy [ __ ] I'm from Chicago you you just happen to be here yeah I'm in town on business
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    be here yeah I'm in town on business right now holy hell dude that's awesome we have a challenger yes we we have a challenger and I just broke my cup of Toons um dude honestly meet you man how are you good good really nice to meet you do you uh what awesome [ __ ] brings you to Chicago business world so I work for a uh you don't have to say anything name I work for a man security company okay right on and security stuff you have a gun no guns no guns no guns no no
    129:19
    have a gun no guns no guns no guns no no no no it's Internet Security oh internet fair enough yeah no I've been working here 10 years I just moved to the east coast about a year ago but I still work M oh right on man yeah guys um you have seen this gentleman in chat before about uh like an hour and a half yeah hip smart uh he lives in Connect Connecticut right Connecticut uh do you like this SC uh game is infuriated it's yeah no it
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    SC uh game is infuriated it's yeah no it drives me nuts yeah don't embarrass your company by mentioning them here Eric gu wait what I won't right exactly um you spelled my name right how do you know friend oh baby right on me how long are you done for it uh probably a week and a
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    half well I might be uh somewhere else tomorrow so I'll definitely make an announcement on Twitter cool yeah hang out beautiful stall we're done game's over all right good y seriously all right good night internet love you uh the ball I didn't notice this but the actual Plastics are like be shap that's how floaty this damn game is
    130:59
    boo I love you [Applause] man [ __ ] game this [ __ ] game what is his name in chat I said his name you know what I'll let chat tell you what his name was I'm not trying to be a dick but I I said it like [ __ ] eight times
    131:29
    oh I've been drinking [ __ ] hip chat hip smart hip chat Jesus Christ of my wife yo redo how do you feel about um having your name being as redo it's hip smt redo I'm just [ __ ] with you man I love you all right there goes
    132:04
    that so uh we're playing for under 10 million you're doing pretty good one time oh you [ __ ] dirty back hand nope front hand nope backand no front hand okay calm it down time to just screw the boat
    132:41
    3 4 five suck what well I'm trying to keep it close trying to keep it close oh damn that friend has a new name oh my God his name is Robert Paulson does he get a free beer if he wins sure why
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    not yo it's me AJ how you doing buddy yeah me ET I tilted like a boss who that's where the money is quick money anyway ah oh I thought you had that tip yeah me too man
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    down oh [ __ ] three multiball no worst drop catch over come on
    134:45
    Baby Woo shook it out holy crap that was insane we need that that did not go all the way huh [ __ ] right there and right there now we got to get it up top
    135:42
    [ __ ] oh the slow the Slowdown gets me every time dude every time the game lags like an old Nintendo cartridge thank you that darn chat for those bits stop waiting wasting our
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    you yeah man feel free to [ __ ] with the chat please do not hesitate to yell at these nerds so you say you're in Chicago how hard did you celebrate when the Cubs won I actually ran home and grabbed my wife and child right into the basement and locked all the doors I cried I was concerned that the uh city was about to burn in a happy way yeah people are going to shoot each other in a form of like solidarity was not excited oh [ __ ] all right the ball
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    right the ball ball we don't need to play this [ __ ] shut her down I'm not going to get 400 million on this [ __ ] ball so I'm not going to wor about it nope death saving is not going to be a thing on this this game's a lot of fun for
    137:48
    sure such a fun Shooters game you know it's me AJ this game is fun it's got great noises great noises what the [ __ ] am I saying uh the music's great the call outs are great but this game can just destroy you it can it'll make you feel like you don't know how to play Pinball at all that is for sure I'll go first yeah I'll go first one time [ __ ] one time nope right ah but
    138:33
    approach just kidding we not going to do any of that oh you monster butthole is what you [Applause] are just need one spin that's all you
    139:14
    need you know what's fun pinball that game dude this game there's a Punisher it's F it's totally different than all but holy [ __ ] it just uh uh it likes to mess with you Fish Tales is brutal I agree guys I agree I agree it can be bad when you shoot for what makes you points it ruins your life you talk you promis not to talk about my monster butthole I'm sorry some
    139:46
    about my monster butthole I'm sorry some albino I'm I'm bad at keeping promises I apologize my
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    butts great no great no great no can't find it I had it and I can't find
    140:53
    H can die in a fire this [ __ ] game oh my god get some of them boats going you're well caught up nope nope not like that wa but all
    141:30
    right give me one break please get in the [ __ ] thing oh my God door's wide open buddy over and over and over slap save that thing
    142:10
    go control it baby it's way earlyer the ladies are really going at it over there oh yeah they were having a little slap fight that was fun it's very perspect pers
    142:46
    perceptive why is she screaming what what is going on over why is she screaming you know I would make the camera brigher but um who is actually screaming they're playing oh they're playing they're playing split Flipper on police force and apparently it's the same as getting stabbed in the
    143:23
    oh man are you close to here uh I'm staying a place up in Edge oh nice easy hell yeah please I'm about to start doing same thing if I can't
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    ah all right [ __ ] it okay Jack needs to play police force I will never play that stupid [ __ ] game this one shot off the middle ramp until your hands stop working they're doing great I mean I think they
    144:31
    you you got a danger and you weren't anywhere near the machine yeah are those seagulls are there seagulls in there yes there's female seagull playing pinball give me one [ __ ] lock and I will stop playing this game [ __ ] am I in trouble no never how you doing buddy good this is uh Ry he just had a kid oh congratulations I did yes thank for uh I'm like a few
    145:04
    I did yes thank for uh I'm like a few months ahead of you few it's not fun it's not easy that's for sure that is for sure there is a distinct lack of sleep that I'm noticing when the dad are like you'll never sleep again you're like I get it old man shut the [ __ ] up it's an old stupid joke but then you're like like I actually I'm like nauseous cuz I haven't slept so yeah you start to get that surreal tiredness where you just walk around like a zombie colors are just sort of
    145:36
    swirling he actually is sleeping more solidly these days but they all the hours I'm at work so the fun thing about the sleeping schedule is it gets to the point where the kid might sleep through the night and then it just [ __ ] stops when a tooth starts showing stops [ __ ] immediately uh I have a million points time to change that XD here we go chat give me the [ __ ]
    146:34
    you no you [ __ ] dill you can backhand that oh [ __ ] you you tilt I'm done I'm done with this game forever I'm never playing [ __ ] fishtails again 5 million get out of my face give me multiball oh my God worst worst mystery
    147:08
    award get the over the I love you internet robon Rob Baroni and then you hear the man in your like talk about lack of sleep you can't roll your eyes any harder wife I love you thank you for breastfeeding the kid every hour of the night that has ever existed yo hip here's the deal double or nothing you don't owe me
    147:39
    deal double or nothing you don't owe me anything but I will buy your drinks for the rest of the night if you can be Hest do you want to go first or second I want to go second yeah my man of course you want to go second all right thankk you yeah internet I'm going to need you to donate a lot of money right now I'm too drunk all right play it safe play it slow here we go I love you take risks I'm telling you
    148:11
    go I love you take risks I'm telling you [ __ ] play it slow done oh my God we are in in trouble boys I drink a lot I drink a lot too it's going to be a fun night man we're already [ __ ] oh my God easy 5 million what a
    148:50
    n folks people are sneaking photos like this is some sort of like secret Illuminati conspiracy [ __ ] I just see people walk by trying to like hide their phones they're like bits too drunk to taste that chicken what chicken are you talking about I don't know are you calling me a chicken
    149:22
    don't know are you calling me a chicken chat whoa what the [ __ ] was that we're in trouble boys this is called The Sting yeah no [ __ ] multiball life baby
    149:58
    penis sort of like David tell exactly redo you know what's up I just wanted a picture of your butt TJ Bob 138 that butt photo is on its way buddy solid ball dude yeah I don't even have like a quarter of a million points your bonus was four times higher than my score thank you Easy 2 million here comes another two one oh
    150:30
    million here comes another two one oh please not good that didn't work holy [ __ ] we're going to have to come back real hard me eted dismissed recent cheer by that darn chat wait what me Etc what the [ __ ] is that command yo scam Camp what's up player Fargo North
    151:02
    up player Fargo North Dakota get Dakota North Dakota the better of The Dakotas says me Etc dismissed a recent cheer by my
    151:36
    wife are you hating on my wife smells like a misclick all right now I really got to play stupid slow
    152:45
    Ito all right no ST no stupid shots we can't we can't take any chances and my computer turns off on me to distract
    153:18
    are there you go woo no don't do it no I hate when it feeds the [ __ ] ball to you like that God damn it all right man good luck to you brother one make fish yo waffle wall wle
    153:51
    w w thank you for coming I love you truly in love with you Madly Truly Deeply Madly Deeply do it's a song from uh my band back in the 90s all right I'm sorry ah that was a good game that was a great game I I had I had a very I had did concentrate on all three holy [ __ ] nice yo why hello there I Sports F God damn it I'll buy your next drink anyway what are you drinking Jim Bean my man just rocks uh
    154:22
    drinking Jim Bean my man just rocks uh neat oh my man uh start up another game I in hello Internet hello
    155:53
    thank you Jack you got it buddy all right 1.6 million points [ __ ] this goddamn game [ __ ] this game do I have zero points I'm just going to let that settle down for a second why the [ __ ] would you stop swearing don't ever stop swearing we're at a bar you'll get kicked out of here if you're not swearing there's a quota I
    156:23
    if you're not swearing there's a quota I forgot about that law uh I got to hit the head give that a second chill the player ball I'll be yeah
    157:01
    amazing all right see if I can keep this going till it gets back from the bathroom don't count on it
    157:55
    you've been timed out oh yeah oh sorry xplit thank you for the host the best piece of streaming software on the face of the freaking planet if you don't use it you [ __ ] up if you do you good job um I oh I have xlit giveaways but I didn't bring any with me I can give one away now we're done losers SK C Camp let me ask you something what's your favorite color you can only explain it to me in
    158:27
    can only explain it to me in emojis what's your dankest meme go all right I have I have a [ __ ] score I forgot I got my uh donate to kid shirt on the way oh nice dud I got in on the t- how did you how I like I thought I hid that from you you hit it but I was there before you hit it oh my man good dtk boys dtk I love wearing that shirt I get so many [ __ ] looks walking down the street they're like yeah all right cool all right that's a good call I that that's great like okay cool yeah exactly don't need the [ __ ]
    158:59
    cool yeah exactly don't need the [ __ ] kids who cares Forest to use OBS listen you're not forced to I'm streaming talk to me yeah what's up yeah we're uh streaming uh to Twitch right now what's your name dead flip what is it dead flip yeah yeah we're uh I'm a partner streamer on Twitch and I only play pinball machines that's awesome yeah I didn't even know T it's a it's a little dark right now because of the lighting in this bar but
    159:30
    because of the lighting in this bar but I have machines at my own Studio that are properly lit but yeah the uh all the barcades here in Chicago are very familiar with me I just grab my rig and travel around and stream some Pall yeah man what's your name on dead flip dead flip check it out thank you
    160:08
    no oh I [ __ ] nailed that F this hell block me no why would you yeah tilted anyway I don't want no [ __ ] bonus going to donate to kids sht need no bonus I just wore my pinside Shir I like that yeah I like it's like the evolution and then degradation wait is this you yeah I think maybe you hit the uh the task button where is it there's no [ __ ] there's no way how did that happen I don't know we weren't looking at it playing with
    160:41
    us not happening you had it we're starting this over those did you call those dudes weed heads hey new people what oh weed heads oh you freaking weed heads boo I love you Buddy isn't that a pinball Refinery shirt no it's a uh it's the pinball Revolution from pinside I'll start this off yeah going first is never
    161:35
    rightow they M man should some should jack should say wait what I dude I can't even read that sentence Jack should say everything he said plus and I give prizes to people who play with me on stream and by prizes I don't mean sex I mean beer don't run away please also I mean sex if you're into
    162:56
    oh holy [ __ ] pinball Refinery look at that that is the shirt you're wearing oh yeah yeah uh I think I bought it at what meal muts um internet I think you should call these dudes out on some [ __ ] skip naty that's a little left buddy that that was my fault there well you're winning
    163:46
    swi all right video mode go [ __ ] butts this game how going first shot ball two [ __ ] my it's uh so uh I if you don't mind I'm streaming uh pball out by it's so funny awesome works out pretty well awesome we got a camera on the play field the camera on the player and the camera on the D
    164:22
    place to do it check out play arguably the best one I have uh I but oh my buddy double bonus WTF feels dead
    164:57
    man all right one Captain ball hit to light video mode so I can hit it and start it one shot to multiball I'm explaining all this because what's going to happen is I'm going to to immediately drain and it's going to be [ __ ] over one time one time and here comes the game breaker this is so busted dude it's so so many
    165:28
    so busted dude it's so so many points [ __ ] we got so many shots shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot well you you make money if you don't waste any bullets yeah no you like nine bucks like look at my score just explodes yeah would have been better if I didn't miss any of those
    166:08
    [Applause] replay I get it you're a busy guy Jesus Christ that monster fish just start singing things for people y do that is really hype yeah now this guy G
    166:46
    go that's a lot of work I literally said you do a dude next to me and he just looked at me he was like no when Jack misreads chat it's the best I'm can't my man dude it's all about them h fish man
    167:20
    man dude it's all about them h fish man that's like the last ditch effort to make sure you get some [ __ ] points on the board multiball was falling to me I thought I got back yeah this has the uh the shorter lightning flippers on it as it's supposed to if you play this game with regular flippers on it the game oh you said signing Jesus Christ oh no supposed to sing I literally sang for this dude next to me and he [ __ ]
    169:25
    yeah mother [ __ ] this game look at this [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] just pounding [ __ ] whiskey shots that me what a boss internet can I get a uh a cap of pride in chat please I'm feeling lonely
    169:57
    yo that FS when your stupid mobile hotspot has better internet than your whole studio yeah trans we're at Emporium I'll play Forever go get is trying
    170:39
    I love you and I'm in love with you folks how how do you feel about um how do you feel about sandwiches from 7-Eleven
    171:13
    please I knew that was [ __ ] coming dude I just laying eggshells tilp I could hear it [ __ ] rattling you know what it's me AJ I'm not going to lie 7-Eleven Pizza is the [ __ ] you can get a whole okay listen to me a whole pizza a whole pizza think of a whole think of a whole pizza I'm hitting [ __ ] think of a whole pizza it's like five bucks you have a ball stuck somewhere I know it's just feeling there's some TT
    171:44
    know it's just feeling there's some TT down there feeling how warm it is now there thank you semi I got a semi okay been there oh you know why you know why the manager of this bar came over he's wondering what the [ __ ] I'm doing streaming so late is it late I usually
    172:15
    streaming so late is it late I usually stream from like 5:00 to 7:00 I showed up here like an hour late though so technically I should be done right now but I ain't stopping until some nerd comes over here and punches me in the
    172:51
    it I can't find you where is that goddamn shot oh that was ball three is that ball three I was not paying attention what's going on why is it why are you still going or yeah fixed it pinball for life never stop just one more ball absolutely cheers thank you too Budd oh God I love pinball you son of a bit [ __ ] one credit what do you mean one credit I got
    173:23
    credit what do you mean one credit I got like 90 million tokens it's one of those games that doesn't really work that way take a photo of that right there and just say your name's boo yeah I'm boo all right put all my stuff up on my all right were you over there putting scores on like a pin [ __ ] something the machine right a pin but I I played some Jurassic Park to play booy oh no I mean I thought you were putting your scores on uh oh yeah
    173:53
    were putting your scores on uh oh yeah pendigo pendo yeah yeah that's me taking the pictures I still like I oh hey SE times there's a hot uh sex scene well it's over are over covering your boobs worst to the lady next to you ra there isn't a female to be seen here here buddy calls ugr for punch
    174:23
    buddy calls ugr for punch Duty ugr is awesome guys just one more ball um HG after you sir I believe in you all right need that [ __ ] tamali out hey tamali tamali tamali
    174:54
    come on bumping into people like I'm trying to start [ __ ] I'm going to get beat up literally I'm standing like this some dude Walks Behind me I just go clck and the guy stops to look at me it's called an elbow check and I said I'm sorry and he said [ __ ] you jack danger and I said okay man
    175:26
    get the no all right we're done here oh my God worst game of pinball ever the point where the drinking you did obscured your for both our game your abilities mine comes later than
    175:59
    abilities mine comes later than yours I've been practicing drwing for many years pick any reality show what what's a TV show where you where they tell people to do things in the earpiece it's called Impractical Jokers and the show is incredible oh it's I hate that show a lot of people hate it like this guy oh God it's so but I'll tell you something I've seen every episode about three times I don't know what it is man the
    176:30
    times I don't know what it is man the show is like it's just like a dick and fart joke you can't get away from uh-huh come [ __ ] thank you dude with a beard dude with a beard dude with the be no tilt my man tying it up tin wait what is this score really
    177:25
    internet can you just Spam the chat with some butts please thank you there's a good there's a solid chance I piss someone off I'm about to get in trouble if not a fist fight yeah we're we're about to get in a fist fight boys we're about to get in a fist fight after you buddy we'll be right here okay third ball thank you internet I love you you're beautiful holy
    177:56
    you're beautiful holy [ __ ] Keep It lady Ching that s driving crazy
    178:49
    right so we have a bit a deficit here bugs bugs bugs yo Laura um l what does it mean if you donated like if you donated like $1,000 right now does that money just go
    179:35
    [ __ ] why not oh damn ladies and gentlemen the death save does work but it needs a little momentum what the [ __ ] how did that even just I tried to death Save which has not worked all night right and here we are it donation don don setion t will take their 50% cut no donations are not
    180:05
    their 50% cut no donations are not touched by twitch I'll Sor you do unless you got to go no no I'm here from the long home long ha until you're sick of me you're going to be here for a while buddy I'm too drunk to get sick of somebody you will have to have my back when we start [ __ ] with people though you're the one with a kid yeah there you go there you go that's what I like to
    180:44
    hear my daughter's going to have so much [ __ ] up [ __ ] to look back at when she's older you're totally documented like here's this is my dad in a Power Ranger costume drunk on three bottles of red wine that was a good night [ __ ] hell PayPal takes 33% yeah I changed how the uh whatever who [ __ ] cares you guys are great right come on donate to kids I mean yeah don't swear
    181:18
    please woo or not didn't want that It Gets You Through the bonus quicker didn't want that bonus anyway this is my dad in an HIV suit Victorious [ __ ] you yeah [ __ ] you too buddy I love you I don't know why that onesie has HIV spray painted on it it really should not frog it doesn't make any sense a frog with the HIV someone made that what is going
    181:52
    play some pinball let's play some pin suit trap it ah trap always trap I thought I could just back hand and play for you always slow it down down I'm free and loose the only dude I've seen who's a like an a
    182:23
    only dude I've seen who's a like an a class pinball player who plays Andre M he's so [ __ ] amazing it doesn't it doesn't make sense how he plays but you can't trust that that is how you're able to play pitball it is so [ __ ] nonsense I can't even handle it
    182:53
    so it's really in i i i suit which means -2 in Roman numerals thank you trans thank you for the 100 bits man next time wear the HIV suit on location dude I didn't even [ __ ] think about doing that you know how much more nonsense okay I don't like my my junk being out for everyone to see because it will be I'll just stuff a bunch of [ __ ] socks down there
    183:27
    micropenis I like the concept of weird Roman numerals hell yeah why am I not finding the shot what would be the pinball theme of a machine that had showed your score in Roman numerals uh some sort of like J Cesar or something right and then you got read I got V I IX I I right oh damn man I've got to can't take this is I got to go for V this
    184:00
    turn [ __ ] score yo Goose goose and Maverick what a love connection no no it's Maverick and Goose they're the lovers that's what I said yeah okay oh Goose I said Goose Maverick you're right Maverick and Goose cuz Maverick's the top yeah he's the Top
    184:56
    you know what redo I bet there is a Top Gun porn absolutely I am all over that fan kick and I bet it is not a uh a heterosexual porno either
    186:01
    where yo that that beam will get you boys the beam will get you 12 million little it was little points Sol we're done here yeah so we're going to Pune this and try to one time it into Caster's Club here we go one time into the multiball [ __ ] [ __ ] fck off and it's wait the flippers stop
    186:44
    working sh W that was a big tilt that that tilt keeps showing for a while that was a big tilt I'm not I'm not shooting Jack grab yourself a sandwich from where can I go to the poutine restaurant and just get [ __ ] fat oh that poutin place man it's just a couple doors down right I'm going there P got him was this ball three I don't these ball threes are creeping up and I'm player two yeah all right these ball
    187:17
    I'm player two yeah all right these ball threes are creeping up show your tilts yo streamer take your shirt off show your tilts that buddy wait did Goose died during a training simulation what a [ __ ] [ __ ] I just want that one this guy give me
    187:48
    I just want that one this guy give me this one oh yeah my man that's go that's the only one you want to put 14 million on fish sales that's I did worse in the tournament yo Cloud 1 how you doing um what time is it 9:02 uh we'll do one more and then
    188:18
    more and then we'll play tell I'm going drink okay yeah I'll go first I'm going to milk this one yeah yeah all right embarrass me not happening God damn it computer
    189:12
    that where is that [ __ ] shot Jesus Christ
    189:43
    it oh you dirty piece of [ __ ] where are you so here's the thing that I'm noticing with these think a CER coil sleeve on this is super dirty cuz these things are fallling really slow they're falling slow AF is there a little food truck that S Sandwiches oh mother [ __ ] there is hold on play Forever all right long ball here he's looking at a food truck
    190:43
    up give me a bonus time right yeah it does that
    191:30
    internet I don't see a tamale guy wandering around Jack's very tall it's easy to see he's walking right back nah it's like an Uber expensive taco truck with [ __ ] 12 people in line no thank you Get Wrecked tamali is usually Steve yes I don't know what weird conversations you're having with the
    192:14
    internet oh my God hey The Flipper stuff working again guys I think this machine's [ __ ] up this is where we wait I need some poting poutin like we don't really need to I'm getting poutin no [ __ ] it's inter swing it's not tournament play we uh we're not playing for actual money where where's my uh W points for this yeah right it's dead
    192:45
    points for this yeah right it's dead flip points actually oh I like those you got two of them you're doing pinball also we're playing Pinball 3 million for a [ __ ]
    193:20
    yes oh boy four times my oh here we go boys shitty ass Bon here we real solid tilt that tilt actually that may be my favorite tilt fall out it's like the largest thickest letters play on it it's not terribly far off here we go here we go one time Jack's got to play
    194:03
    so one to please no no you [ __ ] it I don't want no bonus why not I'm going to win by my raw natural points you need 4 million points so you can do this I can raw and natural pinball Dad how you doing buddy four time zero is still zero so what's chat's favorite Chicago joint personally I vot PE quads oh for
    194:34
    joint personally I vot PE quads oh for pizza oh my God quad is really good I just had uh gono's deep dish this afternoon that's my favorite deep to G I'll tell you pe quads is great for just overall pizza but G is like if you want some if you want some like Saucy lasagna Pizza [ __ ] yeah but straight up best pizza is Pets I can't even handle pizs on Western the thin crust is insane I need I need some I need some deep dish right now you ever just lose your pinball abilities kind of
    195:05
    just lose your pinball abilities kind of like Rider's block that's where I'm at giraffe uh I lose my pinball abilities from a bell curve it's like you drink just enough and then you can't do anything if he Nails this shot [ __ ] he wins if he can get that blinking Arrow game
    195:46
    off wait no don't tilt I don't want to tilt I want that bonus it's not enough it's way not enough wait that's that oh [ __ ] ni wait wait where was it I think you beat me it's right there I think you beat me with like 10,000 points by a stupid show I will celebrate my win on the you did not win kiding nickel feet for 4
    196:19
    did not win kiding nickel feet for 4 months in a row brother that thank you for maintaining your members to The League you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up for Nick feet I love you nickel feet holy crap I love you dude that was stupid CL yeah that's good uh here we go [ __ ] game oh okay sure we don't got to pay for it so let's [ __ ] do it
    197:02
    good this is in fact really useful to me no [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] that's a game I've not played much at all but I had to play in a tournament a few weeks ago but I didn't know it this game is punishing so now I've got some practice on this goddamn game nice and the flippers stopped working it was a good say there too much of a say I don't know my own drunk strength the pizza that Jack ordered the night I was there was not bad for
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    night I was there was not bad for delivery wono Jets knows how to make a [ __ ] Pizza Man ladies and gentlemen um do me a favor everyone donate $20 and we'll have a great night thank
    198:11
    boys two in the groove man two in the groove oh really I feel like that was yeah rob it was a big move it was a big
    198:42
    move one time no God damn it I like when Jack yells one time cuz it means it didn't work it didn't
    199:30
    here comes the two to the three to the four everybody drunk now on the day are they really playing this song right now everybody in the club getting tipsy ladies and gentlemen video mode one time oh that
    200:04
    mode one time oh that worked this right here swim oh [ __ ] there's no way there's no way you're going to tilt on it there you go I'm dangerous nice this is yeah all right one time at right back right back where it came from oh [ __ ]
    200:36
    right back where it came from oh [ __ ] suck right there right there right there right there we're getting those back it [ __ ] everybody in the club getting
    201:24
    get out of thank you no ah God damn u-turns no good for anybody yes bti
    202:48
    me there somewhere you got it The Slowdown though the [ __ ] slowdown 30 million for oh 40 million for [ __ ] what
    203:21
    multi ball give it to me again I have fourx because two of that X came from Mystery Awards nice nice The Flipper got stuck up you see that didn't
    204:23
    we can just forget you got this don't worry about it yo black shield how you doing bud hey hey a five time bonus the Jack til yeah right I don't need no bonus six yeah [ __ ] it you got give a [ __ ]
    205:15
    me AB it might have been 500,000 yeah I think I miss spread it but still it's like I I've been doing this all long they gave me five [ __ ] multiball I mean Super Death is fine and all whatever
    205:48
    you piece of [ __ ] oh no chck train all pardon me um you're doing great you're doing great we need some like super JPS here no this roock the [ __ ] boat here we go right there
    206:28
    time 10 million [ __ ] me 10 million every time you hit a boat every time I know [ __ ] hot soup all right internet for 10 months in a row I just gleaked everywhere oh yeah hot soup thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and BTS man thank you brother all right totally so I am down right now by 160 million
    207:02
    so I am down right now by 160 million points so I have a particular strategy on fishtails which is a Mean Machine uh my strategy is rain really fast so I can go by a bourbon my man if I drain really quickly my next bourbon is just seconds away there you go play Forever here we go play
    207:35
    Forever ladies and gentlemen if you haven't already please click follow it's free to do and I love you forever also that was a f if you have Amazon Prime a godamn lock you have a free sub to a channel and it should be this one YY thank you for the support yeah use your Amazon sub the support for boozing and streaming fellas um I think we have two credits left we'll play those two
    208:05
    credits left we'll play those two credits and we'll call it a day that's it yeah please and I want you to go first because you're our guest thank you all right all right internet bourbon hey waffle thank you so much I love you buddy I have a penny that's a solid dollar you just threw in there
    208:39
    buddy NOP this is the All or Nothing Game try the comeback The Comeback is real here it comes I do not want to have to pack all this crap up
    209:12
    nice damn it it's all good man slow and steady it's how you win multiball bonus X oh okay ooh not not bonus x no but that's a uh anything except the balls and shoot the monster P shot you got a video mode on your hand or a multiball whatever you want all three left big bucks noamy
    209:45
    stop what the [ __ ] yeah cool whatever we'll let it we'll let it go we'll let it go you just got a jackpot somehow I like that I don't even know what the fck just happened I don't know what happened but we'll take sit there we will accept that as a uh gameplay malfunction beneficial malfunction so you're trying to shoot the C Club thank you I didn't know what where the jackpot was I've never gotten this far so you got to shoot one ball in the Caster Club no both of them all
    210:17
    the Caster Club no both of them all right carel came into play that's fine I got a nice little hang I got a jackpot something else holy [ __ ] I've dropped so many frames that twitch itself is calling video old we haven't dropped any frames not a single frame drop it friend
    210:57
    Here Comes Jack with 27 million on pop bumpers yeah buddy ooh the ball that means dead the dangest of Pops [ __ ] last night I was at uh the Logan Arcade I love that I was playing Black Knight 2000 and I sat for 10 minutes as the ball bounced between a bumper in the rail yeah and racked up 2 million points just watching and burnt off the coil that was a that was a a great score on Black Knight
    211:36
    2000 guys I promise you we haven't dropped right [ __ ] oh that was so so you're saying there's a chance no you
    212:07
    no you turn no too much of a delay yeah what a ball off okay one time
    212:43
    Terminator I shot that just one more there's the last and oh we're going to backhand this backhand the spinner oh danger danger yes nice play I like it was only 76 it just kept me right still just in there still in
    213:29
    oh good game over oh here's a very attractive woman never mind the extra ball oh didn't work think I like girls
    214:03
    doneit no you don't start Rock the bow in a drain all mother that's right you got the extra ball pardon me
    215:28
    no that's the last internet Jack will sneak in the back door nothing you can do that dude said that um my ass look really cute and that he wanted to buy me a drink and I said sure and he's like I'll buy you a drink drink only if I could pour it into your ass and I was like I can't uh I'm already drunk man I can't handle that so he walked away you get his
    216:41
    uhoh I've never played this video mod before you shoot everything yeah I'm trying points oh y see I'm very familiar with the butt chugging or the the traveling buttchug known as damp tamping where you you dip a tampon into some whiskey or or vodka and just uh go about your day
    217:24
    get this man a sandwich Laura I'm drunk shut up you're fine I love you it's my wife my wife wants to see me die bring bring wife food wife needs food badly no [ __ ] you
    218:07
    on wife needs food badly wife is about to die oh [ __ ] I didn't make it oh I didn't make it though oh look a two time
    218:37
    bonus 40 oh my get [ __ ] [ __ ] on pinball machine no don't no don't train don't don't go for the last
    219:17
    damn tag hip smart ladies and gentlemen can I get some hands together for hip smart please show some love let's do this let's go full screen it ow all right kids have a good night I'm too drunk to continue I love you um I'll see you when I see you I got to wait for Comcast to fix my internet so I don't know when I'll see you next hopefully soon hopefully maybe
    219:52
    you next hopefully soon hopefully maybe well maybe not tomorrow uh I don't know what's going on but I love you Bambi plat love you um everyone give yourself a bunch of hey guys bring your wife a sandwich my wife needs to make me a sandwich I'm drunk lers all right guys I love you good night good night be good to each other
    220:25
    goodbye bring your wife a sandwich what the I'm bringing no one a [ __ ] anything