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Kaneda reconciles with American Pinball, advocates for Jack Danger hire, criticizes Stern as vulnerable and mediocre while praising JJP execution.
Mad Pinball has sold out of Pokemon LE allocation
high confidence · Kaneda states 'Mad Pinball saying he's sold out of his Pokémon LE allocation already. Sold out. People bought it. They haven't even seen it.'
George Gomez's Pokemon will be barren with little mechanical investment despite IP spending
medium confidence · Kaneda: 'I think George Gomez's Pokémon is going to be not worth the money. I think it's going to be barren...they're going to put all the money into the IP and very little money into the mechanical.'
Barry at Dutch Pinball rejected suggestion to partner with American Pinball on Back to the Future North American manufacturing
medium confidence · Kaneda: 'I heard that it was brought to Barry over at Dutch that maybe he should reach out to American Pinball...That would make a lot of sense...Barry rejected said suggestion and said, Nope, screw that. I'm doing it all.'
Barry aims to produce 800-1000 Back to the Future machines annually
medium confidence · Kaneda: 'I'm hearing that Barry...his goal is to make around a thousand Back to the Futures a year. 800 to a thousand.'
200 Alice customers did not receive their machines by end of year
medium confidence · Kaneda: '200 people didn't get their Alice by the end of the year. Now, I don't think they got 200 refund refund requests.'
Kiss remaster at $5000 higher price than original LE is essentially the same game
high confidence · Kaneda: 'I can tell you right now where we used to get Kiss for like 8,500. Now you're going to spend 5,000 more for the same game. Basically...every year doing remasters, is an absolute sign that this company is out of new ideas.'
Stern's internal culture has eroded, causing vulnerability and mediocrity
medium confidence · Kaneda: 'Stern's culture has eroded from within and that is what is causing them to look so vulnerable...the arrogance, the greed, the entitlement to being the driver in the industry and the lack of humanity is going to be what is Stern's downfall.'
“For each one of these pearls, that's the amount of thousands of dollars in value over the price of MSRP the next three Spooky games are going to make me. That's what that is...We're talking about Beetlejuice, Goonies, and Gremlins. We're talking Get ready, people. Get ready for $10,000 Spooky games to be trading for 18 consistently.”
Kaneda @ ~0:15:00 — Explicit prediction of massive secondary market appreciation for upcoming Spooky games, indicating extreme confidence in Spooky's product differentiation and scarcity narrative.
“I just think Stern is is uh is looking pretty cheap. I I I'm really waiting for a Stern game to come out that really shows us that they're capable of making a nicer game.”
Kaneda @ ~0:30:00 — Kaneda articulates broad skepticism about Stern's current design competency and product positioning.
“Jersey Jack is really the biggest threat to Stern...they are getting it done. Their product looks insane...Jersey Jack to me is really the biggest threat to Stern...they have all the momentum, the wind behind their sales.”
Kaneda @ ~0:50:00 — Identifies JJP as primary competitive threat to Stern's market dominance based on execution and momentum.
“When they make a Godzilla, I want to talk to them...When they make a game like Star Wars, I just want to make fun of them because I don't want to talk to them because I can see exactly what went wrong.”
Kaneda @ ~0:45:00 — Visceral articulation of Kaneda's loss of respect for Stern's design judgment and execution on Star Wars.
“Potter CE is is a work of art. It's a work of art and it's it's a great game and everyone who has one is loving it and you're not embarrassed to show it off and it's just stunning...It really does. is like it's it's on a different level than everybody else's product.”
Kaneda @ ~0:55:00 — Definitive endorsement of Harry Potter CE as category leader, contrasted with Stern's mediocrity.
“I would send Jack Danger over to American Pinball...If I were them, I would make one phone call to one individual and make him head of design and just roll with him. And that man's name is Jack Danger.”
Kaneda — Specific strategic recommendation for American Pinball's turnaround centered on hiring Jack Danger as Chief Designer.
business_signal: Dutch Pinball production planning questioned: unclear on Alice fulfillment (200 unmet), Back to the Future capacity (claims 800-1000 annually), Alice buyer priority creating execution pressure.
medium · I don't think that they have a plan...If you can't make over 300 Alice machines in a year...the momentum is gone.
sentiment_shift: Kaneda's loss of fan loyalty toward Stern despite willingness to purchase if product merits; broader culture shift away from brand toward alternatives.
high · Stern needs to win me back...as just a a fan of the brand. I'm just not a fan of Stern anymore.
competitive_signal: Kaneda identifies Jersey Jack as primary competitive threat to Stern based on product execution, momentum, and wind in sales; positions JJP as ascendant alternative.
high · Jersey Jack is really the biggest threat to Stern...they are getting it done. Their product looks insane...they have all the momentum, the wind behind their sales.
design_philosophy: Star Wars criticized as rushed, mechanically mediocre, with poor artwork, ineffective AT-AT mechanic, and misuse of big screen; designer John Borg given insufficient time.
high · They rushed the game out. They didn't give John Borg enough time. They didn't use the big screen properly...everything on the game looks so bad...I can see exactly what went wrong.
market_signal: Boutique manufacturers (JJP, Spooky, Barrels) positioned as culturally superior and design-focused alternatives to Stern's corporate arrogance and mediocrity.
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Star Wars was rushed with insufficient time allocation for designer John Borg
medium confidence · Kaneda: 'They rushed the game out. They didn't give John Borg enough time. They didn't use the big screen properly.'
Jersey Jack has realized people prefer one premium JJP game over two Stern Pros
medium confidence · Kaneda: 'people would rather spend 15 on one Jersey Jack masterpiece than two Stern Pros at 6,500'
Kaneda is no longer a fan of Stern as a brand, seeking to be won back
high confidence · Kaneda: 'Stern needs to win me back...as just a a fan of the brand. I'm just not a fan of Stern anymore.'
“American Pinball back. I reached out to Ronald Ron over there...publicly, I want to say this. I've hated American Pinball...But those are that's the past. And I forgave him...I absolutely wish them all the success moving forward.”
Kaneda @ ~0:20:00 — Public reconciliation and forgiveness signal; indicates Kaneda's past grievance with American Pinball personnel has been resolved.
“I don't think that they have a plan and when you don't have a plan you fail to achieve a desirable result...Barry, what's your plan here? If you can't make over 300 Alice machines in a year...the momentum is gone. I think the enthusiasm...just doesn't work.”
Kaneda @ ~0:40:00 — Critical assessment of Dutch Pinball's execution on Alice and Back to the Future planning; questions whether momentum can be recovered.
“You look at how like people are at Barrels...a difference it was like walking through the Barrels section at Expo and then Stern section. Stern section just feels big. It felt cold. It felt sterile.”
Kaneda @ ~0:48:00 — Comparative assessment of manufacturer booth atmosphere suggesting Stern's cultural problems are visible to external observers.
“Colin's done. His stock is at an all-time low. All-time low. Haven't read Kineticist in years. Don't care.”
Kaneda @ ~0:05:00 — Dismissal of Kineticist/Colin's credibility and industry relevance; signals declining influence of analytics/metrics in community discourse.
high · Jersey Jack realized something. When you make something really nice and special, people would rather spend 15 on one Jersey Jack masterpiece than two Stern Pros.
market_signal: Secondary market performance differential: Spooky predicted to trade at $18k MSRP ($10k) vs Star Wars LE losing $3-5k value; indicates community preference for boutique quality.
medium · $10,000 Spooky games to be trading for 18 consistently...Is that fun losing $3,000 if you bought an LE?
community_signal: Kaneda's loss of engagement with Stern commentary; unwilling to interview or analyze Star Wars mediocrity vs. eagerness to engage with quality (Godzilla example).
high · When they make a Godzilla, I want to talk to them...When they make a game like Star Wars, I just want to make fun of them...I have no care I could care less how they achieve that mediocrity.
community_signal: Kaneda's public reconciliation with American Pinball after past personnel conflict; signals willingness to re-engage with company despite baggage.
high · I've hated American Pinball...But those are that's the past. And I forgave him...I absolutely wish them all the success moving forward.
personnel_signal: Kaneda recommends Jack Danger as Chief Designer for American Pinball relaunch; suggests He-Man theme with Christopher Franchi art package as turnaround strategy.
medium · I would make one phone call to one individual and make him head of design and just roll with him. And that man's name is Jack Danger.
market_signal: Kiss remaster priced $5000 above original LE ($13.5k vs $8.5k) with minimal mechanical differentiation; evidences design drought and secondary market value destruction for original owners.
high · where we used to get Kiss for like 8,500. Now you're going to spend 5,000 more for the same game. Basically...every year doing remasters, is an absolute sign that this company is out of new ideas.
product_concern: Stern Pokemon anticipated as barren mechanically despite high IP spending; George Gomez allocating resources to licensing rather than mechanical innovation.
medium · I think George Gomez's Pokémon is going to be not worth the money. I think it's going to be barren...they're going to put all the money into the IP and very little money into the mechanical.
sentiment_shift: Kineticist/Colin's credibility collapse; Kaneda dismisses analytics organization as irrelevant with 'stock at all-time low'; signals decline in data-driven community discourse.
high · Colin's done. His stock is at an all-time low. All-time low. Haven't read Kineticist in years. Don't care.