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Bow & Arrow (Bally 1975)

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000·video·1h 6m·analyzed·Nov 14, 2019
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TL;DR

Casual Mystery Pinball Theater 3000 stream playing Bow & Arrow (1975) EM with technical issues and community chat.

Summary

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000 hosts a casual gameplay stream featuring Bow & Arrow (Bally 1975), an electromechanical pinball machine. The hosts discuss EM mechanics, game rules, and community dynamics while playing, with technical issues, banter about streaming setup, and tangential conversations dominating the content. The focus is entertainment and light education about classic pinball rather than competitive analysis.

Key Claims

  • Charging more than 25 cents to play an EM is a pinball crime

    medium confidence · Host states this as a community norm/guideline during gameplay

  • Bow & Arrow is from the Alameda Pinball Museum collection

    high confidence · Host explicitly states the row of machines are on loan from Alameda Pinball Museum

  • Ball saves do not exist on EM machines

    high confidence · Host explains EMs have no ball save mechanic when discussing drain rules

  • Dead flips reduce ball momentum on EM machines

    medium confidence · Host corrects play technique explaining dead flips deaden the motion and reduce ball speed

  • Prospector is another EM with similar mechanics (scoop, spinner, pops)

    high confidence · Host compares Bow & Arrow favorably to Prospector as another EM with depth to rules

Notable Quotes

  • “Charging more than 25 cents to play an EM is a pinball crime.”

    Host (Manu)@ 23:38 — Establishes community norm about fair pricing for classic EM machines

  • “There's no ball saves on EMs. That's called a ball save.”

    Host (Manu)@ 10:53 — Educational moment explaining fundamental EM vs modern pinball difference

  • “I picked this one today because... it's easy to know what to do.”

    Host (Manu)@ 12:11 — Explains game selection criteria focusing on accessibility for casual viewing

  • “Don't give up until the ball... sometimes it gives you a ball. And you're gone.”

    Host (Jon Hey or other)@ 34:50 — Pinball strategy advice about waiting for bonus completion before conceding

Entities

Bow & ArrowgameBallycompanyAlameda Pinball MuseumorganizationProspectorgameEldoradogameWorld of FleshgameMystery Pinball Theater 3000organizationManupersonAudreyperson

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Mystery Pinball Theater 3000 conducting casual gameplay streams with chat participation and community members (George, Matt, Jon Hey, Roboctopus) actively engaged in real-time commentary and technical commands

    high · Multiple references to chat viewers directing color commands, making observations, and participating in on-stream decisions

  • ?

    community_signal: Reference to pinball league play and tournament scene; host mentions beating someone at league play previous night and discusses tournament-style matches (Harlem Globetrotters single match)

    medium · Host states: 'My team totally won last night at League' and discusses competitive match rules

  • ?

    event_signal: Stream features collection from Alameda Pinball Museum with multiple EM machines on loan for content creation

    high · Host explicitly states: 'So we're playing Bow and The Arrow because this whole row of pins are from the Alameda Pinball Museum, which is awesome. So we have five machines here.'

Transcript

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0:00
Now they can hear us. Let me fix this. God, this is terrible. We got pinball sign. Which is an industry science theater 3000 reference. That I hope people get and understand. Oh, spuds is your mic. Yeah. There she is. I was saying the eggplant wasn't going to fit you know. But he was trying so hard. And it was just like, I was like you have to chop it. it but we're putting it in the pan to put in the oven because otherwise it doesn't cook all the way through got it yeah got it thank you i'm glad they didn't hear fade out george is here hi george and audrey street yeah yes it's an audrey oh but i guess i'll make time it's an audrey episode I'm actually Sarah It's Sarah because she has no glasses She's wearing contacts I don't like what color we look We look a weird color We look slightly dead I think it's the beige wall behind us Let me change the color temperature of this light Do you think it's a beige wall? I wish I could have heard it Because it doesn't play out here for us What about this? Does this look better? I don't think it really matters if you're here to watch the game. I know. But if you ask George, I stress about this stuff. That's terrible.
1:29
I'm going to switch it back to here. This may look nice. Also, the... Oh, well, let's check the play field. Because we're playing... We're chilling today. Because I... I'm so excited! You are excited. My team totally won last night at League. And he's right in the way. I'm so happy about that. I don't want to play a single... He does stress about this. I prefer to view my streamers with pink and blue skin. We need extra lights for that. Then we can have them under us, and we can wear white for the streams, and then we look the color.
1:57
Oh, you're already wearing white. I am. I'm wearing white. So this shirt, Blues News, if you're an old schooler, you know what this is. Done.
George
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Jon Heyperson
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Harlem Globetrottersgame
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Roboctopusperson
2:05
Turn that saturation up. You want to turn the saturation up on us? Those are rookie saturation numbers. Should I? George, seriously. Should I turn the saturation up on us? Because I give him crap about too much saturation on his play field. It's like we planned this. I'm in sort of dark colors and you're in light colors. Yeah. You need to go or something. You're being nice now, Joy. I told him I was invented to give him crap about his stream. By the way, the first stream I was on with Manu was right next to us, Royal Flush.
2:36
That's right. Royal Flush is right up here. And it was so pleasant and calm to listen to it, all the dings and the blips. That t-shirt looks way too big for you. Yeah, I know. It's because he's still a growing boy. I bought this when I was like 27, 26. Look at this. I'm still swimming in it. Did they not have your size or were you intentionally wearing it? I used to wear my... Or were you wearing Billy Lou's clothes then? I was. I was wearing all my clothes like this. I was like, I don't like clothes like this anymore. You like dresses that can be t-shirts or dresses depending on how you're feeling. I don't like clothes like this anymore.
3:13
He doesn't like clothes anymore. I don't like clothes anymore. Bow and arrow, Bally, 1975, guess what year I was, guess how old I was in 1975. Oh, math, uh, seven. You suck, you suck. Why would you put me that old? Because I mean, uh, math. George, guess how old I was in 1975. Yes, that's right. I was two years, I was two years off. I said seven, and you're like, why would you pick me that old? Because I'm not 52. Because you're not that old. I'm not 52. Listen, I was within a two-year range. George, you know I'm almost 50, right?
3:50
No, you are 50. Oh, God. No, I'm not 50 yet. No, you are. Fuck you. Freaking cake hole. I mean, roll code. I'd like to get my contact prescription done at Costco, and I'm about to sign the form. I'm not 50 yet. I'm sorry. Pay attention to me. George is saying I'm 50. Okay, it doesn't matter. He's not actually here. And I was trying to sign the form, and they're like, are you 16? I was like, what? Yeah. Why would I be at Costco trying to get contact by myself in high school at like 2 p.m.? Look at you. It's like a school day. Look at you. I can't. Look. Now you can. You look 16. No, you said you were 50. See? Yeah. No, I'm not 50. I'm 49. I'm 50 in January. You're going to make me 50 right now. Bow and arrow.
4:37
Okay, they're waiting for us to play. And by they, I mean George. Why is there a ball in the shooter lane? because someone put in quarters and said they won't start the game yet and then they started the game yet anyways i did so so wait a minute can i do this i don't know i don't know how this game how do you make these games go to player we've talked about this you have to put in all the quarters and then hit it twice right there we go yeah now matt 12 players i got it listen this is important audrey matt free go watch not that matt yeah other matt other matt who works at That place that we're asking you to come with us to is in the chat right now. Sounds like we need to have a big 50th birthday party at the shop.
5:20
I had my 49th at the shop. Did you? Oh, I wasn't in town. That's right. You weren't in town. Where was I? I was in New York. You were washing your hair, you said.
5:29
Sounds accurate. No, you don't need to play. This is great. That's why Matt said we have good rapport. Right. This is why you need to be on the thing. How many people are on right now? If it's just Matt and George, that's fine. But this is going up on YouTube later. It says one viewer, so I think it's only George now. No, well, it might be only George. Okay. But George knows. George knows, but I don't want to say it. What about his nose?
5:52
George has a nose. You have to come to the stream. Same. Matt just said same. Same what? That could involve any comment that occurred in the past two minutes.
6:08
Not here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Okay, so not here. Not here. But there's only one viewer. That doesn't make any sense. Okay, okay, okay. So you have to do it. You have to. I don't give in to peer pressure. All right. We're going to play bow and arrow. Do you want... I'm going to start because... Well, you need to start so you can explain what I'm supposed to aim for. All right. So bow and arrow 1975. This is a classic game. Audrey, do it. Do what? I don't know. Audrey wants... Oh, oh, George is saying Audrey, do it. Applying peer pressure. Is it a type of cream? This is the type of cream. Audrey, you have to. You have to. You have to. It's only because they don't know the real me. They just don't show me. Can you talk to JJ and have. Have our day moved by two days. Have your day moved just by. By two days. Oh wow. What does that mean? What does that mean? 3,000 and gate open when lit. I just knocked it in the gate that's open. Okay, but if it's not lit, the gate won't be open even if you have 3,000? I don't know. Can you read to me what Matt at Free Go Watch said? The way peer pressure works is it's okay to peer pressure people to do things they want to do, but not to do things they don't want to do, and yeah, join up. Yes. See, he agrees. He agrees. Oh, join MPT3K when he does the thing. Yes. Oh, which thing? You know which thing. No, no, we won't talk about anything here. No, not that thing. I want to do that thing.
7:35
Can they hear us when we're whispering? Maybe they can hear us when we're whispering. You know what would be really cool? If I learned ASL, and then in the background I talk shit about you, but in ASL. What is ASL? Oh, American Standard. American Standard. American Standard Language. American Standard. ASCII, the American Standard Code for Internet. I see why you wouldn't put that there. What am I supposed to hit? You were supposed to tell me, and you didn't. First thing you do on an EM is, I told you, if a spinner lights up, hit it. Okay. These are roving. What's a roping? Oh, got it. So if you hit that saucer, you get the value that's in there. What saucer? It's called a saucer. Oh, the hole? The hole. Okay. And then you want to go A, B, C, D. Do you pass it in an order of A, B, C, D? No, you don't. Oh, okay. So what is this thing? Does it light up every time you get it? Let's find out how to increase that. Let me do it. Someone can tell us, George. Yeah. I'm only asking George because he knows a lot of stuff. In that case, MPT3K is speaking ASL, American Standard Language.
8:43
American Standard Language, yes. Bow! I'm speaking basic. Wait, someone tell me how the bow is. Oh, it increased to two. I think you just hit it through the thing. Whoa! Okay. I know, look at how good I do now. What TV show or book? Am I into right now? Let me tell you, I'm watching Big Mouth and it's hilarious. Oh, okay. You should see it. I think you'd get a kick out of it. You could also tell them about the last try I recommended you, which was awesome, and you binged it just like I binged it.
9:10
You remember the name? Oh, crap. What do you do there? Living with yourself. Yes. What do you do there? Well, you just kind of work it out. I did bad. No, it looks like you did well. No, I did less than you. That's bad.
9:23
Having Audrey on the stream is justification for narrative dumps like this. Narrative dumps. Excessive exposition. By the way, I know you guys can't see my first digit, but it's a two. It is. I can confirm. My first digit is still a zero.
9:42
And this is my other first digit. You really got to go do the thing with us on the date of the thing. Oh, are you not saying the specifics because you don't want to ruin it for people? I kind of don't want to mention it. Okay, we're not even going to mention it. Let's stop talking about it. Okay. All right. I'll pressure you later about it.
10:05
Do you want to put me? So big. Should I call you queen? Are you going to put me under pressure? Boom. Jokes up the wazoo.
10:13
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. What if that's what happened? We both pressured you. Just the song played. Nice, nice. That's bad, right? Good job. That's bad, right? Good job sucking at pinball. Wow. Get out of here. No.
10:28
One point, Audrey. George, I'll tell you later. I think I already told you, but I'll tell you later.
10:37
Now, that scoop is good to get, but... So they don't give you the ball back only when it's lit. They'll give it back to you? I did that twice. Well, at least you hit things before it went on the side. Ask me that question again.
10:50
When it's lit, will it give you your ball back if it drains quickly? No, there's no ball saves on EMs. That's called a ball save. What happened in Prospector? I feel like that happened. Does he have an EM? That is an EM also, yeah. I know, but does he have a ball save? No. Okay, I heard what you said. I just wanted to confirm. Okay. Special means you get a free game.
11:10
So if you light that and it rolls over it, you get a free game. How do you light it? Let's see. They have these wonderful cards down here.
11:20
Let's see. Making ABCD doubles the Outlane bonus score. Ah! Oh, my goodness. Is that... Oh. So you want to hit that when it's at 3,000. Yeah. Well, yeah. Look at it. Look. But can you hit it when it's at 5? You can, right? Oh, check it out. If you hit it at 3,000, it opens the gate. I can read. Where's the gate? Right there, fool. Okay. Right there, fool. If you hit it at 5,000... It doesn't open a gate, but you get 2,000 extra points. Right. Which could be handy.
11:57
All right, where are we? Ball four. We're at free gold watch. I am in the lead. No surprise there. This is a really nice EM. Yeah, I picked this one today because... What makes it so nice? Like, why do you say that it's nicer than others? Well, let's put it this way. Because it's easy to know what to do? Oh, shoot. Tell you about it.
12:19
George, you got a seat. Oh, there's one! I'm trying a power stance for this game. I'm trying to tell him, don't panic, Flip. He's got to see Prospector. I'm going to stream that sometime. It's really nice. Prospector is right over here. Woo! No nudging, and the balls came where I wanted them. There you go. Prospector is what I... Ah! Wow. No, no. Sorry. Look, I didn't curse, though. I know. What is this? Oh, I thought there was a hole in your sword. I thought I had dandruff.
12:57
Let's see. Most of them are on loan from the Pacific Pinball Museum. Because there's a scoop, spinner, pops, and some depth to the rules. Yeah. Got it. Do other ones not have scoops? There's a scoop. Well, yeah. What I call the saucer, it can be considered a scoop.
13:13
So we're playing bow and arrow because this whole row of pins are from the Alameda Pinball Museum, which is awesome. So we have five machines here. We played World of Flesh a little while ago. And Prospector actually is owned by Free Gold Watch, but it'll be here for a little while. These guys are gems. Do they need to go back to the museum? No, these might go back to the museum. I don't think you should do that. I know, I know. There's no dead passing in E.M. I don't know what a dead pass is. Good. Keep away from it in this table because it's dirty. Ah! Who got... Oh, that is mean. Well, at least I got 5,000 before it just hit. Oh, you just beat me. You're welcome.
13:59
I don't know how that happened. How did our scores go up by like four at the end? You just beat me. Okay. Also, why did it knock? Did we get an extra game? Because we got a replay. How? What? Where does it say that? No, 97,000 is a replay, but I think we matched. So see how... But it says one. None of us ended in a one. See? No. 30 up there? Yeah. 30. So the last two digits. Can you guys see that on the screen? Yeah, you guys can see it on the screen. Oh, and the one is because we have an extra game! Yep, the one is because we have an extra game. But it already says two can play. Why are you putting extra coins in? Two things are lit. Really? Why? I don't know. Oh, never mind. Okay, there. That one put another one in. That was an old game. Other EMs often have very little on the play field. Wait, do losers or winners go first? That's weird. Do losers or winners go first? Losers or winners? No, you're good. It's lit up. Stop. Don't put any more quarters in. Oh, shoot.
14:51
I'm sorry. I'm so bad with EM. You're $7 in quarters. Give me one credit, please. I'm so bad. What's up, Wax?
15:02
It's actually Zawax. It's like Taco Bell. Or a complete lack of depth. Another fun EM I played a bunch last weekend was Eldorado. We have that here. Ah! I opened the gate! And I lost my ball. Yeah. But the gate is open.
15:19
We have an Eldorado here. It's so awesome, man. A city of gold. Oh. Yeah. It is a city of gold. But we have the regular Eldorado. How did you beat me? I don't know why the thing had another band. I literally cannot tell you anything about this game. 5,000.
15:39
Boom. Collect bonus. Oh, that's cool. So... Where's Heidi? Oh, no. Now we're not. Oh, now you're very ahead of me.
15:46
You doubled my score just about. I got to tell you. Yeah, I'm listening. George. No, I'm talking to Joe Panikoff again. I scored.
15:58
I beat a guy last night in Harlem Globetrotters. In the alleyway after my big ball game. I beat his ass down in Harlem.
16:07
I beat a guy in Harlem Globetrotters with, get this. No! No. $66,000. I didn't even tip the ball at all. I know. 66,000 points. I beat a guy.
16:22
Oh. I forgot what my reference was. The tips you get from your side jobs, you get paid for the games.
16:40
Let see You did yeah Did you use the yeah I did So my first game actually that was the only game I played against somebody It was in a single match, it was a singles, and it was, here's what happened. The guy I was playing against, oh, that's right, I'm not supposed to do that anymore. So you can't just let it bounce off the flipper? That's bad? Not on the... Yeah, because it deadens the... The motion? The ball doesn't move fast enough to really do post-dead flips. It's called dead flips.
17:21
And that's why Audrey should be... What? On the show always. I don't know why. What did I say? You say too much, okay? Excessive exposition! It shatters 30 minutes of Audrey behind. and I can barely keep up with Audrey live.
17:40
Meanwhile, she's still beating me though. No, I'm not. It's my third ball. I'm in first place, fool.
17:48
I'm literally not beating you at all. What are you talking about? I'm going to roll this. Why? Rolling means you're going to turn it back to zero. Oh, okay. I forgot. Yeah.
18:01
Oh, because she made fun of MPT3K. Yeah, the two of you. So, George, I want to get this clear, though. I was using your tips, right? But the guy that I was playing was having a terrible night. Harlem Globetrotters was basically house-balling him. What was house-balling him? Just said he never even had a chance to flip. Like, it took a path that just went right out of the machine.
18:27
On his second ball, on his second ball, He did so poorly, he decided, what is it called when you get angry at the machine after you drain and you just start shaking the machine?
18:49
First of all, it's called bad sportsmanship. But the thing that happens, right? So he got really mad, right? The ball drained. The life bonus is so good. I know. I'm trying to get it. There we go.
19:01
$7,000. He drained the ball and he got pissed So he just went And shook the machine No it's not okay Especially for an EM Because what happens is No he didn't He didn't He was close When he walked away I had to make sure that he didn't tilt through my ball Because with these EMs If you shake it and walk away The next ball will come out and will probably tilt so the next ball is tilted. Why? Which means he would have been disqualified. Look, you declared you were going to roll it, and then you're going to. 81!
19:43
81! Okay, well, he's gone. 81! You're back! 81! I didn't even hit it. I didn't hit it once. That's a house ball. All right, what do we got going in the chat? That was a rage tilt. Yeah, and he didn't slam tilt. Auto DQ BRB.
20:09
This was... Whoa, slam tilted? Is that what it's called? It's what it's called, but he got lucky and it didn't tilt. Otherwise, I would have walked over and been like, ah, dude, you've just lost the game completely because you can't do that. And you also have to learn to be chill when you're doing anything. Try and take that somewhere else. Don't put it on the machine, right? Be pissed. Walk away. Chew gum. Spit.
20:36
Go take a poop or something. Auto DQ. Yeah. All right, I got to roll this puppy. I'm on ball four. You're definitely going to roll. You have two more balls. 4,000.
20:48
See how many times I did collect bonus? That's why I like this game. Because if you can... Because if you can aim for collect bonus, it's very easy. If you can rack your bonus up and then aim... Yeah, I'm trying to... This was in team, Matt. There's a tiny dog here. This was in team. Oh, my God.
21:09
Okay. All right. No, no, no. You can't. If you can't play pinball distracted, blah, blah, blah.
21:24
Did I roll it yet? Yes. I did. Okay. Okay, 100,000 complete. Next goal. What's the next goal of the day?
21:34
What's the next goal of the day? 200,000? Sure. Did you see the dog? Oh, Jesus. Did you see what happened? Come back here and be mad with me.
21:51
What happened? Yeah. It went up like 500. All right. You still got another ball. You can do this. It's anybody's game with an EM, right? All right. Let's see if we can get... Let's see if we can roll it again.
22:11
There's only one 100,000... Well, that doesn't... Damn. I could Pindigo that, but it looks kind of weird.
22:24
All right. I'm going to put in two more. How's everybody doing? We are here. I chose bow and arrow just so that I don't have to stress. And it seems like I'm still stressing. It's good to just chill. Here we go. Is this a quarter?
22:47
I feel like this is a quarter. All right. I go first this time. So I beat you. Guess what the dog's name is. Taco. Wait, whose turn is it? Oh, oh, oh, the balls are gone. I beat you. Yeah, okay, no surprise. Yeah. So we're one to one. Okay, I'm gonna wash my hands. All right. 5K right off the bat. I need to figure out where the tilt is on this. Ah, you son of a gun. Not sure if that target is worth it. It scores 3,000. It opens this gate. It's a 3,000. It scores 3,000. It opens this gate.
23:27
And it scores an extra ball when lit. Oh, by the way, I forgot to let you guys know that if you... Charging more than 25 cents to play an EM is a pinball crime. I think this is 50 cents. I think all of these are 50 cents.
23:47
Wax, do me a favor. Since you were the last one to be in a chat. Can you send one of Roboctopus's color commands? Can you send a color orange?
24:02
You know how to do the color commands that Don't Panic Clip wrote for his channel? I want to see if something works. I have something gross. It does work. What? I have a frozen band-aid that came off my finger when I washed my hands. Okay, okay. Hey, Wax, did you notice the text in the MST3K? Why did you score so poorly on your first round? I don't know. It was terrible. What happened? The text in the MST3K thing changed colors. What?
24:33
Do you know what attacked me? That's all Georgia stuff. Do you know why my fingers hurt? Because my reusable boba straw hurt me. I've been betrayed by the bubble tea.
24:43
I mean, it is a stainless steel. No! Hey, look at what he's doing. Who? Wax. He's changing the color of that. Who's Wax? Wax! Oh, I'm sorry. It's a wax. Thank you. I couldn't understand who it was. It's a wax.
24:58
Who's wax? It's a wax. So he's changing that color. That's cool. How can he do that? We've got color commands that were written by... Ooh, purple, purple! He did it. Purple! It's green right now. No, it's purple. No, it's not. What the hell? This. What? What are you looking at? I was looking at something. What are you looking at? You were looking at the arrow? I'm going arrow? You can't change the color of the goddamn pinball machine? I was so excited! I was like, how did you do that? That would make me excited, too, if wax typed the command and the color of the back glass changed. What the? No, not the back glass. Just the light that came out of the arrow. Oh, man, that's confusing.
25:36
I'm like, George, you're a genius. Holy crap. You're like, it is purple. I'm like, what? Oh, jeez. Oh. Let's collect that. Okay, there was no soap, so I'm going to actually go wash my hands now. Oh, just keep collecting that. I'm going to touch your face.
25:50
Look at me with the constant collects. How I'm looking. So when these are lit, they score more. See how D is lit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, gate's open.
26:10
That's my thing. The D is always lit. Hey. You need to be right near the microphone. So Matt agrees. This is why Audrey should be... Gojo at the Bat Sink. Gojo. I don't know what that means. Gojo at the Bat Sink. I agree this is why you need Audrey. Because of the band-aids? I don't know. Just because you're ridiculous. And I need ridiculous... Otherwise no one's going to watch your... Anyway, my turn? Your turn.
26:40
What am I doing? Could somebody turn my logo back to red? I use actually dark red. Could someone change the arrow color to purple? Now what I want to do, because I want you to do the arrow color in the bar now. So what I want to do. Woo, didn't fall down the side. Here we go. Oh, shit. That was a rookie move right there. Hey, it was better than the other times when I didn't hit it at all. I think you're doing a really good job, though, by the way. I don't need your validation, okay?
27:07
I think you're doing a really good job. You're doing so good. boom boom. It's like your kid comes home crying that they got a bad grade and you're just like, I think I did a really good job. He's like, you don't get me, mom.
27:29
Oh, this cannot be in tournament because people will spam that shot all day. Oh, this can't be because they'll just do this because they can actually admit they know how to play pinball. Yeah. Now here's the thing. I only have it at one or two thousand. If you You can crank it up to 10 and keep hitting that. Holy smokes.
27:49
I was going to make another sex joke and I stopped myself. Yeah, that's cool. Good orange pumice soap. Is that what's in the bathroom?
27:58
Go check. I have never seen orange pumice soap. The soap that's in the bathroom? Ah! Sucks, man. This is, I swear to God, I did play better not on the street. Don't swear to me. Okay? Also, I did much better in Prospector. I should just play Prospector in between this because you play so much longer. You did do much better in Prospector. I think you were cracking up 400k on Prospector.
28:24
Let's see. No, that is one by the backseat. Who is the person that keeps just doing quotes? Roboctopus. That's Roboctopus. So Roboctopus is collecting the commands from people. Orange pumice soap. Volcanic soap. How does he know what it is? No, that is just why the back... Oh, because Thomas and I see. Yeah, I get it. Okay. Why would it be behind the sink?
28:50
Oh, there's good soap. Oh, he knows where the good soap is. He knows where the good soap is. Actually, I didn't even know where the good soap was. Thank you, Matt.
29:00
We don't put the good soap out for the people. Oh, what sink, though? In the bathroom? I think in the regular... Or the back sink. You're talking about the back sink, Matt, or the bathroom? The regular bathroom. I think you're talking about the... Past the fridge. Yeah, way in the back. Way in the back. Oh, my God. You want me to walk all the way back there? Well, if you want your hands not to smell like what they smell like. I think they're fine. Do they smell like dog?
29:25
If you can't play pinball, they're scrapped, and you can't play pinball. Do they smell like dog? I think they're fine. I'm going to hit that target. There was like a little poo of soap that came out of my hand. Oh, man. I went for this target, and that's the wrong target to go for. Let's see, what do we got here?
29:45
And yes, of course, they smell like dog. Ah! That'll be the most points I get, because I'll lose the ball.
29:52
Oh, yes, when I say back sink, I mean the sink in the back. I thought he meant, like, behind sink. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
30:01
Very good music. Gate opened! When they... Oh, it's hard to do anything about drains like that. It's like, you know... Because here's the thing. These are metal once the ball hits that it dies These are wood once the ball hits that it dies Your only chance is any on any kind of rubber because once metal hits metal you're done
30:24
Smell my fingers see if I can roll it again No. Notes. Do not give positive affirmations to Manu. Otherwise, he'll do badly. There's a way to avoid that. I know there is.
30:53
What's the 50 cent? Wow. I tried. I think you wanted to play too bad today. Like you really wanted to play. They call me too bad. They call you too bad. Not too short. What's the 25 cent game this month? Is it something to do with Thanksgiving? The 25 cent game this month is Spider-Man, Stern 2005. Wait, is it Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man? Yes. Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man. How many people have Spider-Verse Spider-Man pinball movies? They should reskin it to a- Wouldn't that be cool? She wants to do a Spider-Verse version of Spider-Man. By the way, Wax, this is 50 cents. It's not a quarter. Wax figures anyone who charges more than a quarter for an EM It's committing a pinball crime. That's true. Yeah. You go first.
31:44
Maybe it's better when you go first. Kind of like when you're playing tic-tac-toe. Right? It still ends up in a draw.
31:54
Spider-Verse Spider-Man would be incredible. Matt, have you? I tried. Matt, have you seen the vault edition of Spider-Man? It's pretty cool.
32:06
You've probably seen it. All right. Let's see. and Lord squeak how are you doing today you're still beating me I'm gonna bring Matt in here so he can play yeah you should so at least they could watch someone playing this game well why does other Matt why is he never why is he never here I didn't hit the ball either their time. We should just move this over to Prospector. Fuck it. Maybe we'll do Prospector next week. Prospector's fun. But Bow and Arrow, I think it's super fun right now. It was fun when I actually hit the ball. When you were winning. No, I don't want to win. You just want to hit the ball. Yeah, I just want to at least interact with the game besides punching in the ball.
33:06
Almost. You knew what I was going for? Yeah. It's like, ding, it's not worth it right now. So let's see how to... It's not worth it because it's so low? Well, it's not that, but... It's worth it because we're doing so badly. What advances What advances the bonus Okay the spinners advance the bonus So you need to hit the spinners You need to rip the spinners Why am I ripping them? Ripping...
33:39
She's not this innocent, trust me. She's very guilty. Three thousand. I moved it too fast! It went under it. It went right under. I know. Oh, man. When we have instant replay, that'd be so cool. I mean, because you slow-mo. I do have instant replay, but I only set it up for the big tournaments.
33:59
I do have instant replay, actually. I should set it up for this. That would be fun. But how would you get it to do it? Would it just replay the last ten seconds in slow-mo? It basically does that. Oh, so you can see how it drains and stuff? Yeah.
34:12
Shoot. Okay. I'm trying not to hit that. Why? No, stop hitting that. Because I want to hit the... I want to hit something else. Okay, I want to hit that.
34:30
So... Oh, man. I like that you gave up before the ball even went down. You're like, eh, it's a lost cause. And that's a good lesson. Don't give up until the ball... You know, they say don't walk away until you see the bonus counting up. Usually on the newer ones. The bonus. Oh, because it'll give you a new... Sometimes it gives you a ball. And you're gone. And it's like it's giving a ball to no one.
34:57
Nice save. Thank you. Let's clip that. Yeah. But then we could instantly play that. Jesus. Oh, my God. I hit it once. That is enough for me.
35:09
Good. So you got your bonus up? Yeah. Listen. All I want to do is keep the ball on the board as usual. Oh, you're busted at 4,000. What bonus?
35:21
Your scoop. The scoop. What scoop? Up there. Oh, no, no. So you got that up to 4,000. I don't know how. These. Oh, those are what it is. Rip the spinners. I thought this goes up when you stick it in the thing. You need to rip them to make it go up. It does go up when you stick it in the thing, but this is pinball. It's different. All right, here we go.
35:50
So I have to do the spinners to make the bonus go up? It's called... First? Or if I get it and collect bonus, does it increase the bonus anyway?
35:59
No, these advance bonus. And look at how... Why are they at the third one? I don't know. Why is no one telling us how this game works? You guys have the internet. Wax wants us to be clear. These are called saucer kickers. Okay? So those are the actual names. Saucer kickers. There's already a vault. No, hold on. Oh, no. That was talking about Spider-Man again. Oh, no, that was old. I'm just catching up on it.
36:20
All right, am I going to catch up to you? I need math. 16,000. Oh. No. Nice save. Jesus. I did the full thing, too. Yeah. Did you see that? So now I'm playing terrible because I'm trying to get this increased. No, that's good. But why does it start down here now? Why is it down there? Oh, shoot. You got it. Okay, for every spin, this goes up.
36:53
Look at us. It's like reading the Rosetta Stone. I want to put that on a t-shirt. Pinball instructions. It's like reading the Rosetta Stone. It's because sometimes you don't have instructions and you just say hit stuff. This is it. That's where I was at a stone. I know it says instructions there, but it doesn't always explain everything. It's almost there.
37:16
Yep, that's exactly it. Those are my arrows. That's what the arrows mean. The arrows is an exit this way.
37:26
So, I think, are you, is this, that's it. That was it. I won 45K. Wow, so quick. Okay, do it again. What is wax saying? Wax says saucers are rounded bevels and the ball rolls around it in there. Gobble kickers are just sharp edges and the ball falls in. Gobble kickers? Yeah. Ah, those. Oh. Those are saucer kickers. Like Dracula has a gobble kicker. Yeah. Okay. Can I have quarters? Oh, okay. Yes, dear. Here. One, two, three, four. I'm going to get mad.
38:04
Can I go first again? Yeah. I left the stream and they were left alone for but a minute.
38:30
Okay. This is very stressful. Although less stressful than... No. Jesus. Yeah, but it's not spinning.
38:50
Oh, thank you, ball. No. It was like there was a magnetic thing. Very good ball, though. That was terrific. All right. Very good ball. Okay.
39:08
Those shots are not that hard. They're not. Whoa! That was really cool. So you want to hit them hard. Yeah.
39:19
Oh, yeah, you're at 4,000 now. Yeah, yeah. You're doing really well. Cool. Up. Now, what I... So what I would do at that point, maybe hit that as many times as I can. Put it at 4,000. Put it at 4, yeah. And you can aim. See, I am still trying. It's a risk-reward type thing. That's what pinball is all about.
39:48
I don't know what the trick is for getting that ball thing in yet. Is it a low plunge? Yeah, I would say it's a low plunge because it's a fast plunge. But I feel like a fast plunge rebounds more. Yeah. No, no. Oh, it's so close. So a lot of EMs have a hole right up at the top of the skill shot, right? That one doesn't, but this one. Harlem Globetrotters has it, too. So what I do normally is, like, I'll plunge very soft so that it kind of trickles in there. No, but then it doesn't. There was no bounce. Yeah. Yeah, but sometimes... I'll try a fast plunge next. Let's try a fast plunge. I'm going to try a very fast plunge.
40:29
Oh, anyway, you should watch Big Mouth. Big Mouth is the next show I'm recommending you. Big Mouth, okay. Yeah, it covers sex ed in a really hilarious way. Oh, okay. But sometimes they scream a lot, and I can't watch more than a couple episodes at a time.
40:45
Earlier. A, B, C, D, also... Boom, collect. You're freaking killing me. Holy smokes, 33. And then when you're ready to die on a screen, you take a knife out. She's got 33, I've got 18. I'm going for it. So ABCD lights bumpers, and then the bumpers become, the bumpers I think become 1,000 per hit.
41:24
ABCD doubles out-hole bumper score. I don't know what that means. Doubles out-hole. See, Rosetta Stone. I'm telling you. I know. And I play pinball a little bit.
41:33
Wax knows the name of the things because he builds virtual tables and stuff. So he modifies them. Oh, virtual tables. Like, yeah. Like, how would you use a virtual table? It seems kind of useful. It's virtual. Go, go. Oh, man.
41:50
That one worked. I want to collect that. All right, now I'm just going to spin her. Go spin again. Yeah. The fact, I want to be able to spin from here to that one. I don't know how to do that.
42:03
That's a quick flip right there. That's why. So that's. You're at 7,000. Boom, 7K. What was the extra that I just gave you?
42:17
I don't know. I missed it. Outhold scores are the outlanes. That's where you want to drain. Outhold scores. 1,000, 1,000. These are lit.
42:28
Right? You don't want to drain in the middle. If you're going to drain at all, you want to at least take some points on the way out. Got it.
42:36
But it's in regards to the ABCD, remember? Yeah. Oh, sookie, sookie. Okay, rip that guy right there.
42:46
It stops it if you don't hit it right. 9,000. Wasn't that music video I sent you super cool? Yes, it was. Oh my God, I'm at 10. Did you actually watch it for the full night? Shy on the bull. Seriously, Bear, I don't give a damn.
43:14
I was at 10K, girl. I saw. I was there. Did you watch it for the full nine minutes? I didn't, but I got bored. Oh, the music video one? Yeah.
43:26
I'll do you even better. I'll explain what I did. There's a video that Audrey sent me where they take the data of the top musical artists.
43:40
From like the 50s to now. The 50s to now. And you'll see like Elvis Presley being at the top and the Beatles and stuff. So it looks like a race. It looks like a horse race. So as I started watching it, around three minutes in, I started going, oh, my God, here comes Madonna. And Madonna's going up to the top. And I'm doing that with no one in the house, by myself, full screen. I'm having a ball. Here comes Elvis Presley. He's back. Oh, my God, it's Drake. Drake is singing the land we own. It takes us up.
44:06
For the full nine minutes? For the full nine minutes. Oh, my God. But it shows an amazing way that data can be visualized. Yeah, it was really cool. And, like, I didn't realize how fucking long Drake was at the top. Drake? What the heck? Drake, yeah. I had no idea. Like, Michael Jackson still wins, I think, because he was at the top for many, many, many, many, many years. I love when they, like, stay at the top and everyone else is like... Yeah, yeah. The other person's just like, boom. Boom. Yeah. I think Rihanna did that, too. Rihanna just sat at the top hole. I didn't know that, either. I think a hard plunge is better, I have deduced. Okay, has it hit the little hole, though? It did last time, not this time. Woo-hoo! All right, it's cool. It's cool, spinner. I wasn't aiming for you, anyways. Me, too. Just chill. Listen, it's not you, it's me. This is your last ball of mine, so no pressure.
45:00
It's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's rosy, everything's jaded. While you're looking at your watch, do you have to go somewhere? Yeah, I do have to pick up Micah at 4.30, so... Wait, where? School. I have a car. Oh, then we can play until 5. Okay, great.
45:17
If you want to take a dip over there and pick him up, yeah. I want to hit 10. Okay, so I don't understand when the top saucer bucket registers. Because the ball will go in, but it takes a couple more ticks until it registers what points you get. So you can't aim for it. You can't choose.
45:43
That's the problem with these, you know. You can't choose now. There's no choosing. I got this one. You got this one? 75, not too bad.
46:01
Why don't you just set an alarm? Then you won't keep watching your clock. Okay, it's all set. Oh, can I just play again? Yeah. Can I play first? Yep.
46:13
I'm going to change the color. I'm going to say a firm... Oh my God, no. I'm kind of hungry. I might go get my sandwich out of my car. Oh, yeah? You have a sandwich in your car? I have half a sandwich. Yum.
46:33
Yum, daddy-o. And it's on Dutch Crunch. And I don't normally like Dutch Crunch, but this one isn't too crunchy, so it doesn't hurt my gum.
46:40
And did you know that Dutch Crunch is invented here in the Bay Area? Fun fact. Thank you, FDR. What is... Ugh. Dutch Crunch is the roll that has the extra crispy bits on top that looks like bark.
46:52
I think you know what it is. Okay. I like soft. Yeah, you wouldn't like it. I'm a soft guy. But apparently it's a Bay Area thing. I have no idea.
47:04
Jesus! I just wanted to go through a spinner at all. There you go. It's like, this is your wish is my command. No! Wow! It went through a spinner in probably the most pathetic way possible. It was like, bing bing! All right. What ball is in play? I guess it's ball one since it's not showing up. What? No, you're definitely on ball two. Oh, is that light out? What light? The light. It's not showing the ball in play down there. Oh, yeah. I haven't seen that. It shows you for like three, four, and five. like three four and five look at this look at this I think so yeah all right let's let's get these guys going that wasn't much I gotta call this for bone Oh, collect two.
48:12
That's a dangerous... Okay. Oh, I got it. I don't know what I did with it, but... It didn't open the gate. Oh, because I just scored points. Oh, and you have to reopen the gate again? No, it depends. So, that one moves too. So, if I don't hit it exactly on opens gate and 3,000, you don't open the gate, right?
48:34
Watch, I'm going to drain. Well, I got five Oh, you were trying to aim for it Oh, that was not clear Yeah I don't know how worth it is That shot is That shot doesn't seem too worth it to me Yeah, right? That made me nervous That shot doesn't seem Oh, I'm at five You're at five I'm at five Oh, I'm not going to hit it from It's hitting it Go Oh, Jesus Christ I got to clip that I probably broke the side too Or you're like I'm going to take the safe shot. How does it not hit? It like perfectly goes down. Did you see that? That happened three times this game.
49:19
That was cool. Do it again. Go! Because I nudged a pretty fair amount that time. You're at eight. I'm at eight, guys. I'm at eight. I gotta collect that eight. No.
49:39
Get up there. There is definitely a trick to this thing. I love when it hits the wood inside. It just gives a pleasant sound. Oh, it's not pleasant to me. It's a little knock.
49:53
That was really good. That did okay, right? Look. Where did all those extra points come from? Man, that felt good. Wait. I didn roll what what are you talking about we at ball three oh okay yes finally It finally showing up Right because one and two was out We talked about this One and two was out I got to talk to David to get those lights back lit
50:18
I'm going to change the color again. Color purple. Three. Oh! So, when you hit the thing, that helps? It does, but yeah, it does. It does certain things. I mean, it's the table hitting the ball. Right? What are you doing? It's like, it's just so fast.
50:41
Can't keep up with it. So it's the table hitting the ball, but you do it in a, kind of strategically to nudge the ball a little bit.
50:51
Right? So, oh, that's pathetic. So if the ball is rolling down here, if I give the table a nudge, it actually pushes it off, so its angle will hit closer to here than down here.
51:01
Oh! Right? So you wouldn't want to do that. Why are you doing that? I think a firmer plunge is better than a light plunge. Full plunge.
51:08
Duke. Deke. Duke. I got the pops pretty well. Oh, no. It's fine. You're still winning. I can justify a little bit of a reason why I do a soft plunge. Because it's less horizontal movement on a soft plunge. Did you see it just lick the rim? It just licked the rim. But. Ah. but by the time it gets past the pop bumpers it might be a loop point see if it gets to the scoop there we go that's so you mark that some people actually mark that they look at which You told me not to break it because you actually have to hit it at this point. Yeah.
51:57
So that time I did nudge up. Because if you nudge up, you can hit that rubber there. Oh, crap. That's the terrible thing to do. Don't let it bounce there. Bounce there is good. Oh, I have not seen an EM on the inside. It's like a horror show. I like horror shows. It is. If you want, we'll have them.
52:19
I think Matt can open it and show you. Why is it a heart? It's not pretty like yours. Well, mine isn't a real machine. I know that. I know. Okay. But there's a lot of wires down there. There's chimes and wires. Oh, chimes, right. Duh, that's what I get the sound. It's a real like little... It's a little orchestra, a little symphony down there. Yeah, it's like three different little ding-dong-dong things. That's not the sound it makes. Ding-dong-dong. That's the sound that the doorbell in the Jefferson's make. Oh, no.
52:52
Flo, let's get the door. Okay, Mr. Jefferson. All right, Mr. Jefferson, I'm at five. I want it to go higher. Go, go, go.
53:08
It's really just like a little worse. I'm liking bow and arrow. I like imagining you like having one glove on And like, after you take that shot, you're like, ding. Down. Oh. Ha, ha, ha.
53:24
Oops. Matt's like, what was that? Oops. You're like, oh. Matt, free go watch. Don't watch the stream because I'm going to destroy your.
53:36
I don't think he minds if this is destroying the wall. Oh. I should just go play prospect. A game that's slightly more fun. You're going to go play prospector? I'm in the background of the stream still, right? It's fine. No, I'm right behind you. She hates this game, I guess. About 100, 108,000. Hi. I can see my arm. Look. Oh, my God. What?
54:08
You're so weird. It's like some weird kind of. All right. Two, two. I feel pretty confident about this machine now, that I could probably play it. Well, like consistently? Well, I could probably play it now if it showed up in League.
54:28
But I thought you said they wouldn't show up in League. I don't know. They would. I mean... You know, Prospector's life is much more fun to me. Like, really well-oiled.
54:38
Well, Prospector is later. Prospector is from, like... It's a later EM. And I can hit the spinners much better. Much more gooder. Okay.
54:58
Doorframe seems sturdy. It's pretty sturdy after I just almost... See, look at this. I'm still on my prospect tool. She gave up. I'm not giving up. I'm here to play another game. because I haven't hit the freaking ball while playing Bonera. Okay, I have feelings about it. No, the game was over. That's why I thought you left, because you were like, screw this game. Oh, no, I was just... Look, look, look at me. One, four, nine, seven, zero, zero. I think I was dropping frames.
55:35
Oh, that's pretty good. All right, I got one more in me. What? Are you leaving? Well, let's... No, we can stay and play some more, but I think I'm going to shut the stream down. Oh, God. Okay. That's fine. I didn't hit it. You talked to me. Do you want one more try? Yeah. All right. Here we go.
55:53
Uh-oh. What's wrong? Oh. Did we kill the game? No. Oh, no. I'm doing the wrong thing again. See that? Oh, I'm sorry. I did the wrong thing again. What? You didn't? I put money in when it was one in there. Darn. Why is that bad? Because it doesn't, like, queue them up. It actually... Oh. See? EMs. Do you want me to go first? Nah, I don't care. If you go first, I can play faster.
56:22
Once again, Bow and Arrow. Have you been streaming for an hour already? Yeah, Bally 1975. I'm doing it really badly. How is anyone supposed to watch the stream if I can even hit them all?
56:39
It'd be nice to have a value for more than just my books if I knew. but it comes in handy, doesn't it?
56:49
I can literally hit the spinner on this so much easier and it just like it just keeps going We'll see how good she is when we actually stream Prospector
57:02
She keeps talking like, you know Where's my ball? My balls are gone I don't know what happened I only did three balls out of a five ball game.
57:15
How did that happen? Is this a five ball game? Yeah, it's a five ball game. It says it right there. Five balls per play. Oh, that's weird. That was really weird.
57:26
Well, you can also play Prospector. Oh, we should dual play. Prospector and this one have to sit together. Beat me.
57:35
You literally punched me in the face. I guess I did ask for that, didn't I? You said. Anyways, um, you should just play Biospectrum with me between these. I should play Biospectrum? I'm going to do it.
57:48
I got to roll this thing again. What? What was that? Did you hear that? That was me. Oh. It didn't take my corner.
58:02
What? Shh. I put in... It didn't register another player. Uh-oh. Oh, God. Here, put in two quarters. It's fine. You're saving money. Uh-oh.
58:18
See? What does that mean? Check that clock. Oh, this one you have to press. Okay, well, it took... We have a three-player game, by the way. Hit it again. This is only two. Hit it again, because I put in extra quarters. Oh, you want three quarters? No, I don't, but I put in extra quarters, and I think it's a three-player game. Look, look, here's your credit.
58:38
So you don't have to get it again. It'll remember. That's a later game. This is the best stream ever where we're not even on the game that we're playing.
58:48
Oh, I'm going arrow. Has it said shoot yet? I'll tell you guys. Oh, God. She's mad. I like going arrow. I'm passionate. She's passionate. I like going arrow. You should like going arrow. Can I do it again and make it go to one? No. You gotta go to four now. So now it's a four-player game. Stop hitting it. Oh, you me, you me, you me. You me, you me, okay.
59:12
And we'll combine the scores when we're done. No, we'll play against ourselves and each other. This is a good EM to have. I like this one. There's a bunch of stuff to do on this one. The slings are real hard, though. Yeah. Are you still playing? Should I be player one and player two? Uh, if you want. Alright, I'll do that. Oh, I'm done. Too bad. Oh, go! Stop! I haven't did it yet! Are you done yet? No, no, it's just the most entertaining thing for me. I thought you were playing. Nah, not yet. Fuck! Jesus Christ! Fuck! Jesus Christ!
60:07
At least the gate's open! Oh! It's wacky EM time here! Well, I agree. Are you ready to go? No. You better talk to my chat. I'm telling you, it's so cheesy. Hit the thing. Talk to the chat. Well, you can ask me anything and I will answer the questions. Yeah, you will. Yeah, I will. Yeah.
60:35
Oh, he's looking at the door frame. Hmm. Uh-oh. I can't talk to them unless they talk to me. I guess that's not true. So I have a new contact prescription, and he asked me what my prescription was prior, and it's very bad. I'm negative for glasses. I'm negative 9 on this side, negative 8 on this side. And for contacts, I was wearing a negative 750, negative 650, and things were kind of blurry. So I have a new prescription now, and I can see very well. I can see when it's dark. I can read signs.
61:08
What are you talking about? I'm talking about my contacts. I didn't know what else to talk about. Oh, okay.
61:12
That's cool. Now that there's a delay on the stream, they're going to ask me questions, and I'm not going to answer them.
61:24
Boop. Oh, sookie-sookie. Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Did you drink? Yeah, you have a shot. Yeah, I shot to your stream. Audrey continues to carry this stream.
61:36
Oh, I did really bad as third player. Okay, fourth player. Is it my turn now? Wow, this is so confusing in an awesome way.
61:46
You know, I can't ball it. Oh, I got 5,000, which is great because I will not hit anything else. Lo and behold. What I said has become prophesied.
62:02
Not too bad. Do they understand what's happening here? The fact that we're playing a four-player game over here? I guess. Two-player game. We got a four-player game there. We got a two-player game here. But once this game... So this is my last ball on this one. Oh, that means my last ball's done. Your last ball's done on player two? That's my first play, right? Yeah.
62:24
I dig this. Matt, you and me, we're going to play this. Seriously, Matt. Next time we're here, we're firing up some bow and arrow. I'm not player two. You're player two. Right.
62:35
Oh! Ooh, look at that save. Matt, we're going to fire up some bow and arrow. We're going to go at it. Now that you know how to play it now. You know how to play it just like me.
62:46
Ba-ba-da. Ba-boo. Click. Oh, man. Those bat pounces. Is it done? Is it over? Uh, you have the last shot. Oh, I'm a second player? I thought I was first player. No, first player is 50,000. Okay. I should have known. The one with the lower score was most likely me. I'm going to stick around with you for this. Okay. Color black. Oh, he made the Mystery Pinball Theater logo black. I think that looks great. That does look good. By the way, George at Don't Panic Flip, he's the one that wrote Roboctopus.
63:19
Follow him. Subscribe to him. He's awesome. Good game. It's also your turn on that. But you should end your stream.
63:30
What do you think of bow and arrow? What do you think of it? Seriously. You don't like it, do you? Well, I wish I could practice more so I could understand the physics of it to just play it more. Like, I like the game. I would like to be able to know how to use the flippers correctly. But why do you feel like you're better on that one? That one's a little faster. I don't think that's why. It is. The flippers are stronger. It's faster. This one... Like, the plunge feels better. I feel like I can hit these in a pleasurable way. It doesn't leave on the outside. I don't know. Do you see a date on that? I don't like... Like, I like the rules of this one. I understand them. I don't know what's happening here. I have no idea what's happening on that table. But we haven't deciphered the Rosetta Stone. Right. This has been deciphered. The Rosetta Stone of Pinball. Well, there you go.
64:12
Do I like it? I like Royal Flush more. I can understand the game better. I'll give you that. We need this in VPX. Not sure what the holdup is. Yeah. So it means we need a digital version of this so we can play around with it.
64:25
I agree with you. I would play World of Flesh before this. But maybe that's just more comforting because I know what a card game looks like. Yeah. And I don't use bow and arrows. Cowboys and Indians, as we would say back in the 70s. Technically, there's no cowboys in the image. It's Indians shooting a buffalo.
64:44
It's still a little racist. Native Americans? Who are proudly taking down their kill. Actually, it doesn't say Indians anywhere here, does it? No, it doesn't at all. You made that up.
64:57
And with that, we're going to go. I made up racism? I don't believe that. It's true. Yeah, it's true. Well, it didn't occur until just now. Until you brought it to life.
65:08
Oh, my gosh. This has gone into the worst commentary ever. Bye. All right. We'll see you guys next time. Bow and arrow. Play it. Thanks, Wax. I'll see you, buddy. Say his name correctly. Thanks. Ah, wax. See you later. Bye.
65:29
They can't until I turn the microphone off. Well, they can hear us, so we play Brass Rector. Okay, go ahead. It's your turn. I can't play. You play, too. Okay.
65:39
Woo! Wax says wax is right. Wax is always right. Did I tell you? It's an amazing thing. I got out of the bathtub and I'm right here with a sheet and it was a glob of beer wax that came out. And it was disgusting and awesome.
65:59
And I was like, that was in my ear. Did it feel really good? No. I wish I had help in the mouth, but it was just, you know, chilling and I scratched it out. It was like a nice and sharp, dark, you know. I'm cringing. Like, it was like, sweet. Stop it, please. Like, it was like, over the edge. Alright, alright, I'm going to turn the mic off.
66:18
Bye. Thank you. you