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TRON LEGACY (Stern 2011) 07/02/15

Dead Flip·video·2h 43m·analyzed·Jul 17, 2015
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TL;DR

DeadFlip gameplay stream of Tron Legacy with machine owner and top player.

Summary

DeadFlip streamer Sam Stern plays Tron Legacy (Stern 2011) on July 2, 2015, in a casual gameplay broadcast featuring Gavin Mike Miller (the machine owner), birthday guest Mark Sheridan (ranked top player), and various chat interactions. The stream focuses on gameplay, community engagement via Twitch chat, and discussion of machine modifications and arcade culture, with minimal substantive pinball industry news.

Key Claims

  • Tron Legacy machine is heavily modified with custom music in minor keys to emphasize daft punk feel

    high confidence · Sam Stern states 'Matt Scott D'Anesi had some fun with the software and we changed the key minor keys on there, mostly to music, because we like the daft punk feel of it.'

  • Gavin's Tron machine was used as the test rig to establish DeadFlip on the internet

    high confidence · Sam Stern: 'This machine is what I built my test rig on to get DeadFlip on the Internet. That's some DeadFlip history.'

  • Gavin was operating machines in Michigan within the past week and has been doing circuit calls

    high confidence · Gavin states: 'I was in Michigan for about a week. A week ago. I've been doing a lot of circuit calls lately.'

  • Gavin's Sprinter van required $1,200 water pump repair due to compact engine bay design

    high confidence · Gavin explains: 'we have to remove the radiator and the condenser for the AC. So it's like $1,200 for that.'

  • New code updates released for multiple games including Metallica, WWE, Womelik, Kiss, and potentially Walking Dead

    medium confidence · Sam states: 'New Metallica code, new, like three or four different machines got new code' and references WWE, Womelik, Kiss, and Walking Dead as receiving updates.

Notable Quotes

  • “This machine is what I built my test rig on to get DeadFlip on the Internet. That's some DeadFlip history.”

    Sam Stern@ 10:23 — Establishes historical importance of Gavin's Tron machine to DeadFlip streaming platform

  • “I love playing this game. It's fast. We have it set up really steep, so it's a bit of a pain in the butt.”

    Sam Stern@ 4:53 — Describes the machine setup and gameplay characteristics

  • “You have $6,500 on let it go. There you go. $6,500. Except for it's probably going to be $7,000 because you want me to sign it, obviously.”

    Gavin Mike Miller@ 10:03 — Pricing discussion for the modified Tron Legacy machine

  • “The goal is to get to Portal, but actually play a decent Portal, because every Portal I've hit has been trash.”

    Sam Stern@ 5:32 — States gameplay objective for the stream session

  • “Mark Sheridan, who just arrived, it's his freaking birthday today, guys. He just turned 17 today.”

    Sam Stern@ 31:08 — Introduces guest Mark Sheridan as birthday celebrant and top-ranked player

Entities

Sam SternpersonGavin Mike MillerpersonMark SheridanpersonMatt Scott D'AnesipersonDeadFlipmediaTron LegacygameStern PinballcompanyWormhole PinballorganizationSolonois

Signals

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    community_signal: DeadFlip streaming platform operating daily (Monday-Friday 5 PM CST) with active community participation through Twitch chat, subscriber goals, and interactive gameplay

    high · Sam Stern states 'We do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time' and references subscriber goals for emoticons and tattoo collaboration

  • $

    market_signal: Machine pricing for modified Tron Legacy stated at $6,500-$7,000, reflecting value added through custom modifications and signature autograph

    high · Gavin Miller: '$6,500 on let it go...it's probably going to be $7,000 because you want me to sign it, obviously.'

  • ?

    announcement: Multiple Stern Pinball games received new code updates on the day of stream (July 2, 2015); confirmed updates for Metallica, WWE, Womelik, Kiss; possible Walking Dead update

    medium · Sam Stern: 'New Metallica code, new, like three or four different machines got new code...WWE...Womelik...Oh yeah, I heard about it. Oh, Kiss had new code too?'

  • ?

    technology_signal: Custom code modifications on Tron Legacy machine demonstrate community experimentation with software customization; Matt Scott D'Anesi modified music code to emphasize minor keys for daft punk aesthetic

    high · Sam Stern states 'Matt Scott D'Anesi had some fun with the software and we changed the key minor keys on there, mostly to music, because we like the daft punk feel of it.'

Transcript

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0:00
You better encode those frames, you jerk! Oh yeah. Um, yeah, Gavin's coming in. We'll bug him to see what he wants to bring in.
0:18
You're moving, come on. If you look in the right place in the RPG archives, you'll find this thing that Adam's family sucks.
0:30
What is going on out here? Good gravy. How the hell is everyone? Can y'all hear me? Can you hear me?
1:05
Can you hear me running? Thank you. Zigzag, what's up, buddy? I'm wearing my late 90s outfit. Feels very Back to the Future-y to me. I don't know. It's not a life preserver, but it's close enough. Well, they're being piggybacked today.
2:32
No. Mark Sheridan is coming in because it's his birthday and he wanted to celebrate on stream. Gavin is coming by to make sure we didn't screw up his Tron. I believe Brad Stark might be popping in also. I need spikes.
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2:51
Give them spikes. Zerx, what's up, buddy? Scribble, Sean, Jaded, Thig, everybody's here. Internet, today is another front page day, so bear with me. Demented, thanks for the host, man. Tuesday of Taco Time, arrives writing on a tiger. Man, you never fail to impress me. Holy balls.
3:19
Bread! Tradition, what's up, bud? Weiner? Happy new... Oh, yeah, dude. New code day from Stern. I'll be right back. I'm going to...
3:55
Oh, man. Yeah, bro. That's a funny joke because I saw, like, this week, like, on the Facebook trending things, that said, new trailer for Creed comes out. And I'm like, whoa, really? You're making a movie about Creed? And I looked it up and it was, no, it's an already rocky Creed.
4:35
That's hilarious, dude. You want to be a real Creed? Behind the music with Creed. Donate to Felix. Good evening, Penneds, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day four. That's right. We only have one more day left of Tron outside of today.
4:53
I love playing this game. It's fast. We have it set up really steep, so it's a bit of a pain in the butt. The guests today are Gavin Miller, the guy who owns this damn game. Mark Sheridan, whose birthday it is. Let's all give him a shout out when he comes by. Brad Stark is going to be doing some podcasts. I don't think he's going to be playing with us. I'm Jack Danger. I love your butt. One butt. To rule them all. This thing.
5:18
Player one, what's up, Mackie? Good to see you. Like I said, oh, Sean, thanks for the host, man. Like I said earlier, today is going to be another homepage day, so get ready for some madness. That starts in about two minutes.
5:32
Again, the goal is to get to Portal, but actually play a decent Portal, because every Portal I've hit has been trash. We are 24 subs away, 24 new subs away from the next two emotes, and if we can hit that, we have tattoo talk. Guys, we have to figure out what I'm going to get tattooed to celebrate hitting this milestone.
5:58
It's going to be nuts. Bumpy, midnight fright. What? Oh, it's midnight where you're at? You lucky son of a gun. It's only freaking Thursday here. Town Hall Madness. What's up, Slarb?
6:12
As you can see, I've set up the sub goal. That's how many subs we are from two new emoticons. Donate to kids and everybody out of the pool. They're designed already and they're ready to go.
6:26
Can you moderate today? Moderate what? Summer 15 tattoo. Guys, we'll have this modified to say Summer 15.
6:37
Tattoo Stig Stagg is awesome right here. Oh, man. Factor Bruh. Legit. Factor Bruh. That isn't out of the question. A dick butt tattoo is not out of the question. I'm just saying.
6:50
Just saying. I'm just saying. Damn. So yeah, like I said, Portal, let's hit it. I love you guys. Gavin and Mark will not be coming for like another half an hour, so I'm going to dance like a monkey for you guys until I make all the subs. Right? I love you. Did you guys see the piggyback pinball last night. I think I screwed up my neck from doing that, honestly. Can we try combos to end of the line? Yeah, totally, man. Uncle Carmy, that's not a bad idea. Ardek, what's up, buddy? Mackie, thank you very much. Thank you very much. It's five o'clock. Let's Begin the madness.
7:45
Hope everyone had an awesome hump day yesterday. I had an actual awesome hump day. Can I link what your tattoo should be? Taco, I don't know how to let move on.
8:00
Oh, VapeTacular, thanks for the follow, Vape. You know what they do to pretty guys like me in prison? It rhymes with great. Um, what movie was that from? I just watched that last night. 21 Jump Street. Tina Silver, what's up? Here goes my self-moderation. Guys, moderate yourself.
8:30
From Pink Heap! Whizza is not a crime. You know what, man? I feel ya. I mean, Whizza, first off, I have no idea what that is, but I'm guessing it's not a crime. Someone open the door. It's Gavin Early, you son of a dog. How are you, buddy? I'm doing all right. Ladies and gentlemen, Gavin Miller, the man, the myth, the legend, the guy who owns this Tron. By the way, I've been cleaning this thing outside with a glass every single day. It's got to be. I had to We jacked up the back legs. Like, Nick was looking at the bubble, and he's like, oh, this isn't level. I think the back must have come up, or the front must have come down. I'm like, the back's already up all the way, man. He's like, no, no, no. This is what happened. We did it, and he's like, oh, that made it worse.
9:27
Do you know how bubble levels work there, buddy? Oh, good grief. How are you, man? I'm good. Good to see you. Yeah. Where have you been?
9:36
Um, when was I the last time? I was in Michigan for about a week. A week ago. I've been doing a lot of circuit calls lately, and I've had my van work on quite a bit. Ooh! Your van? Yeah. What's wrong with your van? It had two separate problems and two separate occasions. Oh! Less than a month apart, too. Everyone says hi, Gavin. How much for this machine, says Uncle Carmy? Uh, you have $6,500 on let it go. There you go. $6,500. Except for it's probably going to be $7,000 because you want me to sign it, obviously. You're getting a lot of big attention from it. Honestly, legit, Internet. Are you ready for this? This game, this physical... I'm trying to do this. This physical here, touching this machine. This machine is what I built my test rig on to get Dead Split on the Internet.
10:29
That's some Dead Split history. So that is some Dead Split history. Maybe we should buy that. I don't know. Show Kevin your Batman mask. Who the heck is Kevin?
10:41
Who's Kevin? Yeah, who's Kevin? I have some... I know some Kevins. I don't know any Kevins. I don't know any of them around here.
10:48
Zach, a.k.a. ZZtop21, says, Thanks for fixing my machine, young little 12-year-old Zach. Ah! Your parts are just about in, too. There you go. Half of them came in today. I'm expecting the other half tomorrow. Show Gavin your Batman mask. I guess this is a... Wait, Batman! Your hair is so blonde!
11:19
It's pretty cool, man. Oh, man. Gavin, you want a bonsai run on location in Chicago, right? Can't hit, I'll trade you. You have a bonsai to trade? Tradition, you have a bonsai to trade? What do you got, buddy?
11:32
Dixer Currito! I'm bad at reading names. You're incredible. Thanks for following. Kevin Waynes. Waiting for parts. I like the pinball type. It's more like ordering parts. Trying to find parts. Going through websites. Oh, this supplier has all these parts on their site. Half of them are out of stock. Yeah, fun. And you go on the other site, and they have those parts, but not the ones that the other site had in stock. Then you find the third site, which is halfway around the world. Nick Vegas, where are you, man? Come home. And also, hey, are you following us? And also, hey, I don't see a pinball next to your name. Just saying. Just saying, dog. He does have that ridiculously. What was that? Just saying. 268. Yo.
12:17
Gross. I miss again. That's how I say gross when I'm, like, really grossed out. My water pump failed. Actually, I got into Indiana when it failed. On your car? On the van. You're in. All right. I'm in. I'll play. Sierra, what's up? Sierra? Wonka is waiting for pants. Pants? Oh, anyway. Yes! Nick Vegas with the follow, my man.
12:40
So your water pump broke. Yeah, that was the second thing. But since it's a Sprinter and everything's so compact in the... Slime crime? Slime crime, 121. Good job. But since everything's so compact in the engine bay, we have to remove the radiator and the condenser for the AC. So it's like $1,200 for that. Thanks for the follow, buddy.
13:05
Dang, dude. It was also two days without, and I got a loaded minivan. Oh, you know what? I saw a photo of that, actually. The black town in country. Yeah. Really nice. Really awesome. No sprinter. Flipping like a ding-dong. First time it broke down, though, actually, it was making bad sounds, so I took it to the dealer. The day before, I was heading to Austin, Texas, because it was poofing out oil and diesel from the top underneath the cover. I'm like, that's definitely not right. And then they looked at us like, yeah, this is going to be a lot. This is busted. Does Gavin have a twitch? This is the switch. Switch.
13:38
There's the switch. Ah, that was a dumb joke. Yo, sweatapuss. Man, there's a lot of people following you. Am I saying that right? Good job. I hope I'm saying it wrong. Thank you for following Restraining Orders of Adam.
13:56
And GAR, all caps. He's an egg, and also a god. Yeah, I'm seeing you, Ruckus. 1980. Thanks for the follow, buddy. That's a long name you got there, pal. Thank you. Swag 16. A whole lot of follows. You're almost old enough to smoke cigarettes like 16.
14:24
Not that you want to. I think you could be, depending on the country, What up, Matty? It has a big, uh, Philip Morris.
14:37
Oh, gosh. Cigarettes. I see, like, nine-year-olds smoking there. Anyone upset Tron 3 isn't happening? Jazzy Josh. I don't know. Jacob, thanks for the follow, man.
14:48
Did you feel the story was unfinished from Legacy? My ball's unfinished from just a minute ago. Spank City. Spike City. What's Crown?
15:00
Charms and series of diapers that have been networked together with bungee cords. Some shit in, some not. Alex, thanks for the follow, buddy. You pissed on my grid, man.
15:13
Deviant Reign. That was pretty funny. Nick Davis in check. Hey, yo, Jerk. What's up, Jerk? What up, Jerk?
15:27
Yes, there's a Tron 2. You're looking at the game based off of it. Riddle me this. That is a great Tron quote. I love you, you Tron quoting fool.
15:43
Oh man, that's a whole lot of pen- Game, D-84. That's awesome. Yeah, then drive up to Michigan and bring me a Metallica, says Nick. You know, I'm here. A Metallica or the Metallica? No, what's up, buddy? In common! You know, the thing to give it a heaven is an heir. Whoa, that was a hell of an end to the launch, right? I thought so too. It has double scoring on the headlamp when I got it. Death Knight 2018. Are you from the future, sir? Are you from the 21st century? Yo, try me, gamer, I'll... Himalakopal, you're too old! Wait, I'm shooting away.
16:19
Enviatennors! They wish they were from on Earth. Dirt, the cute, the lolololol. Ah yes, DC Top, Nick Vegas is the Nick from, uh, I don't know your name, I don't want to read that, but... I shake you, one-one. Oh, keep extending time, why not? You're streaming speeches right now, get ready for the news! Twice fifteen, thanks buddy. Yo, rabbi's loud. I keep a rabbi's loud.
16:55
Speedy Cat! Welcome, sir! Okay, what of these new games would you least want to draw in a tournament? The Addams Family, Back to the Future, Lord of the Rings, Congo, Time Zone, or Blue Chip? Uh, Lord of the Rings, because that game takes so frickin' long. No kidding! What up, Tri-B Gamer? There's your follow. No, Addams Family's whatever, man. That game's a two-shot game. Nikki, what the... 956 other people have M-I-K-I is their name. Are you kidding me?
17:28
Wall 76 Black. I feel like these aren't real people. This is just my mom making up fake accounts. Look at this. Godlike Studios.
17:41
Mom, get over it. Come on. Godlike Mr. Apollo. You're my favorite. Notice me, jerk. I love Flynn. So how many points are my targets worth currently? Let's hit them. Yo, don't blink. Thanks for calling. Are you talking about the blue distance thing? No, the Zeus targets. Um, 34,000 each. You're shooting too cleanly. 34,000. Revolt? Hey, what's up? Six and a half million from fast scoring? I'll take that. Monster. Monster ball to you.
18:27
Jyrein. Just thank these people when their names pop up. Thank you, Jyrein. Thank you for following us. It's pronounced G-R-O-N. J-J-R-M-M-M. J-J-R-M-M-M-M. Thank you for the follow, J-J-R-M. Good job.
18:45
Thank you, J-J-R-M. Nailed it. Pinball with sunglasses on. Slain. Slain. Why no playboy clipper? What? Nailed it. Oh, I looked away. You did. Uyghur monkey. Uyghur monkey. Or bug? No, it's Uyghur. You almost tricked me. What a great idea for a channel. And Daddy360, thanks for tuning in. The Gravy Monster's here. Wow. Thanks for the follow.
19:21
The only kind of monster I would appreciate making out with. You're not as good as your blonde friends. Thanks.
19:32
Hey, love the channel, boys. It's a great idea. Thanks, buddy. I appreciate it. I let that one go. Drain-a-reno. Alright, now let the practice do it.
19:45
You get to start us off. Alberto Cruz. Internet, I just want to point out something really quick. We are 24 subscribers away from our next two Emoticon slots.
19:56
It's going to be great. And once we hit those 24 subs, I'm also getting a tattoo that the chat and myself will all collaborate on and figure out what it's going to be. I was thinking a sub button, but we'll do something. Bob, what's up, buddy? Put us in. I am the scripted. Ding dong. Wait, number one, how'd you get into my building?
20:16
Oh, never mind. You know. What are you talking about? I don't care. What's up, buddy? How'd you get into the secret bunker down here?
20:25
Yeah, it is. Jack. Mark Sheridan will also be joining us later, and it is his birthday today. Oh, that's awesome. Well, happy birthday, Mark Sheridan. He's on his way, and he's A-OK. I was on my way to Blind Robin. I was looking at the timeline. I think it's time to play pinball. Yeah. Well, I'm going to be playing pinball there anyways. I've got to fix up Funhaus. I've got a new display for it, new eyelids for Rudy. Oh, dang. There was something else. Where are they playing at? I'm from Chicago. Alberto Cruz, we are in a secret, secret location in the West Loop of Chicago. Crypt silencer 123. Uh-huh. Um, guitars. Pay to chat mode engaged. Exactly. Strikeholds to the future. Pimba Hype, RPG for dinner. What's up my man? Sportsfree524. More time on what? Yo, Bob775 is hosting me. Thanks dude. You're the best. I find this flipping amazing, nice and creative idea for a Twitch channel. Prove it. Sugar, my lips is back. What machine are you playing? If you look right above my head, it's Tron Legacy. This is a pro version that's been modified to have extra different song stuff. Yeah, we hugged around, we, I mean, Scott D'Anesi. You gotta say Scott D'Anesi. Awesome. He had some fun with the software and we changed the key minor keys on there, mostly to music, because we like the daft punk feel of it. 1.4. What you got? Wait, this is one player, dude. I thought I clicked the twice! I'm murdering what's going on right now. Get a tattoo of the Twitch logo. I wish the camera was down just a little further there so it showed, like a little further down here so it showed me hitting the puck.
22:31
What is your best arcade game? I don't play a lot of arcade games, unfortunately. I'm mostly pinball and council stuff. Go for it, buddy. Did I say council? I meant PC. I'm a coin-op kid. Mainly pinball, but... Shout out to my girlfriend on the couch, Inyek. Inyek? Inyek. I don't know. It's good to see ya. Thanks for coming. Way to sit on that couch.
22:57
Looking good. Couch ain't gonna sit on itself. It's true. Hey, you were good. Sports freak. You're good too.
23:06
Yes, it counts still. In real life, game is never good too much light. Exactly. Gavin is DQ'd for screwing up. So he beats the point, right? Alright, Andy K. Did Brad Smith see me and not hit the star button? Get the twink pinball logo you made? Actually, Chaos, that'd be a great idea. Like I said, folks, we get 24 subs. There is a tattoo to the head. Oh, aren't we all?
23:38
RPG for dinner with the sub. Welcome to the League, brother. That is... Folks, can I get some flippers up for RPG, please?
23:47
He's the sexiest person right now. Um, thank you. Folks, holy crap, RPG, you're amazing. Uh, we are now 23 people away from getting a stick and poke tattoo in an alley somewhere. Uh, but really, we're going to get like a really terrible tattoo. And like I said, dick butt is fine. If you guys want a dick butt tattoo, I will gladly support that as a piece of ink on my body.
24:14
Good old dick butt. Yo, Fanatic, what's up? You son of a... Didn't Dick Pott used to play Dick Pott for the Bears? Oh yeah, Mike Dick Pott.
24:27
That's stupid. I love it. Does anyone know what changed with the new Metallica code? I do not, RC. I wish I did. Best form won with the host. Thank you so much, Best Form. When did the new Metallica code come up that they're talking about? This dude does not love himself. Oh, today. Today? Yeah. What? New Metallica code, new, like three or four different machines got new code. WWE? Backlog-a-thon. Was WWE one of them? Yes, it was. It was, and so was Womeli. Okay. Yep. Womeli has code? Yeah. It cleaned up the dot matrix animations. It moves some of the, uh, dot, tattoo a frickin' kappa on your ass. I like it, dude. I think I might. That's interesting. I have no idea. I figured Metallica I thought it was done. I had to hear about WWE because... Guys, I need that ass cab. WWE? Totally need it. Right on. Oh, I guess Kiss had new code too? Oh yeah, I heard about it. Oh, Walking Dead maybe? Waking Dad? Don't wake Daddy. We didn't find that error with that Walking Dead. Cockapito! Oh, it's still back there. What happened? Walking Dead in the second. Oh yeah, we still have Walking Dead. Nick is probably going to buy that from Scranton. Yeah. I heard some inside information about that. Uh oh. About what? About dinosaurs? Uh, yeah, dinosaurs. Oh, you mean purchase things? Yes.
25:58
Guys, I can get that friends and family discount if you know what I'm saying. Mm-hmm. Um, we're trying to get that kiss, isn't it? Yeah, a kiss would be good. Nice. What the hell was that? That was a great shot. No. We got that, uh... Uh, an impossible shot. That, that, yeah. M. Daddy, what's up my man? Four things lit on that one shot, boom, just nailed it.
26:26
Uh, fuck this shit cancer, okay. Um, yo mods, can I get a timeout on that guy, please? Okay, I'll do it.
26:43
Are you cancer? What is a cancer? Number one, I live in my mom's house. Number two, I am your mom. Thank you for the internet usage.
27:00
Yo, Mr. Fool-a-dee-a. P-p-p-pinball breaker. What's up, guys? Pinball breaker. Yeah, guys, the multiball got ruined by trolls. I apologize. We may need some more motivation. Alright, we need to hit the gym shop pronto.
27:23
Whew, take a breath. Yeah. Ah, Martin, what's up, buddy? Oh, nice. Are you guys an Eagles fan? I thought people didn't like the Eagles. Oh, the band.
27:38
The dude doesn't like the Eagles. Oh, that's okay. Yo, GTA family, what's up buddy? Thanks for the follow.
27:47
Oh, God. Oh, God. What is that? HM something. HMJ2210. I'm sorry. That's somebody's license plate right there. Can you explain where babies come from? Number one, they come from high scores and replays. Concentrated evil. Concentrated evil, apparently. Gavin with six top.
28:11
I'm trying to make them babies. I'm trying to get them babies. Black panther. Panther. Panther, okay. Just your mom's trolling badly today. Yeah, my mom's on point right now. What's your next machine? Our next machine, your mom's Hugh Janus. Wow. My mom's got a creative sense of humor. That's quite funny.
28:35
The next machine is going to be whatever the dream boat's on. What's up, Nadia? Bam. Look at that. $2.1 and $5.15. Give me that money. Yo, do you and your waffles. What's up, buddy? Thanks for coming. Orlando, thanks for the follow, buddy.
28:51
Put it away. You might miss one off. Put it away. I cannot find Cora from a... Orlando's E-97. Issa Trix.
29:04
Hugh Janus, hello. Venatius, my man. They just keep coming. Yo, bodacious benacious. Oh, that was a bad drop catch.
29:18
Shit. Damn it, can I find it? Left 42 stinks. Left 42! All these force maids, guys. I love it.
29:30
Where is the freaky forest guy? Existence. Oh, I'm sorry. The underscore of existence. Oh, underscore doesn't count. I thought you had that on the crossword. So did I. Oop! I have the tata. That's cool. So in the line jackpot, it builds for the entire ball. Yo, run around. Okay, thanks for the follow. Doing your waffles, I appreciate the follow, man. Thank you very much. Tactic precision! I'm following you. Stop following me, man. It's creepy. J.K., you can follow me all you want. Donate to dogs. Theraxis, hello. Backhand. Oh. Theraxis is one. Theraxis! The first one.
30:21
You ordered that mic. What mic? Oh, Dementor. Never mind. Is that not next? Am I saying something terrible backwards?
30:35
Mechanized mayhem. My mayhem. Thanks for the follow, buddy. Ladies and gentlemen, we do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. Doing your waffles three. Yo, why are you doing my waffles that much? I don't know. I need some gym shots, man.
30:55
Oh, Mark Sheridan's here. How are you people sneaking into this secret area? Ladies and gentlemen, birthday boy.
31:04
Rex, what's up? He is the ruler of all Rex. Guys, currently, this guy, Mark Sheridan, who just arrived, it's his freaking birthday today, guys. Ghost does games. What's up? He just turned 17 today.
31:22
We're going to get him drunk. It's going to be fun. Legally drunk. Legal...uh...legally drunk. Grab like a mason jar man, that's hip as hell. Yo, Zoltanopolis!
31:39
Hey guys, what's up? Cap Trips. What's crackin' buddy? I'm about to leave my boy. It's also hard to like read stuff and play pinball too. William is Negro Trips. Nick's... Nick my coochie yaaa.
32:01
Okay, maybe it's not necessarily your name, it's just the way he read that. Nick my coochie yaaa. Oh, that was beautiful. Oh boy, well thanks for that follow. KTB, what's up buddy, thanks for coming again. Nick my coochie yaaa. I was like, how do you play and read that all the time? Happy birthday, 17 and Drug. Welcome to the internet. We do what we please. I wonder how you're going to do at Pinburg without the stream going right next to you during your break. I need to talk now. Are you going to have to focus stilling on pinballs? I'll figure something out.
32:39
I'll figure something out. Guys, thank you so much for all the freaking follows. I love you. We're all going to Snapchat dick pics later. Liquid courage. And how uniquely you have spelled that word, sir. Thank you for the follow. I know that's your dad under those shades. Arctic chill. That's my favorite type of bubble gum.
33:05
Arctic chill. Oh my god, my mom. Oh god, I cannot find Cora. I don't need Cora, I need Jen. So, Mark Sheridan, how the hell have you been, sir? Oh, that's great. I didn't go to work.
33:24
Yo, work for suckers, except for I told Beast to tune in and check it out. Oh, yeah. They knew it was my birthday. I was like, I don't even know what's coming next.
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Somebody don't answer that. Really, actually don't answer that. I was going to know if everybody on the internet in the West wanted to know the phone number. You're going to get a phone call from right now. Oh, yeah, fair enough. Oh, yeah. You can't make it harder to see the screen, right? Cool. All right. You can't wait to lay it in front of the glass to separate it off. It's true. It's a super-skeet machine. Yo, $3 from SkidFeed. What is this? I can't subscribe yet, but I love... Can you read that sentence up top there? I can't subscribe yet, but I love your streams, and I love you, my friend, and Deadfoot Crew, too. So keep it up. Don't stop. And the pinball be with you, Jack, always. Brother, thank you for the generous donation and the kind freaking words and the freaking hyped-up name that will live there, you nailed it. I love you. And to all the people out there, be with and you jack always. Be with and you jack always.
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Yeah. Science. What? Ben. Okay. Ben, go for it, Jim. Guys, the names are throwing me off, man. I love it. All right, we got a voicemail I'm going to listen to. So let's get a freeway going here, huh? Oh, yeah.
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Welcome back, program. It's my motorcycle. Oh. My motorcycle called me. Your motorcycle is like, sinking it? I love you, motorcycle. Alright, see you later. They fixed it, and it's ready to pick up. Booyahshaka. Okay. So, Mark, since it's your birthday, kill it, buddy. Alright. Raids, what's up, man? Thanks for coming. Well, I don't know. Currently playing is Mark Sheridan. He's ranked most in the world, and he is an incredible pinball player. He plays on a team called the Solanois here in Chicago for what box? Is it a headquarter of River North? Headquarter of River North. Indeed.
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All right. Do I have an idea of what I'm shooting for here? Guys, my light cycle's ready. Okay, here's what you're shooting for. Two multi-balls. How much do you know this game? I know... There's a light cycle multi-ball. Light cycle, Cora. Yep. Recognizer, you hit that a bunch, that starts something. Yeah, well, you're good, man. How many do you know of the game? You're fine. Yep, end of the line. You know it all. Yo, Tenero, what's up? Tenero, three, two, four. Oh, crap.
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Oh, you gotta get the birthday chair. Oh, this is a very, uh... This is the super steep Tron, as they were saying. This is the Chico Tron. Alright. So they jacked the back up as far as they could. Which, you know, personally I think they could jack it even higher. Is there a 2x4 under there? Yeah, why isn't there a 2x4 under the back? Oh, Vigo! Alright. We gotta make this a four player now, huh? I do not like him all playing. We'll just scoot him into play. There you go. No pressure or anything. Here we go! Don't let him freeze his life. I'll play better, I swear! I'm sorry, D.
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So on a fluke I've gotten to be a simulation a couple of times. Okay. I'm not sure exactly how... So just see all the modes in the middle there? Yeah. You have to start at least all the modes to get to the simulation. You gotta complete all the modes to get 40. Yeah. So once you go, when you can see his stimulation, it will, it sorta holds your hand and comes out of the... He's, he's... Yo, Dibbers, what's up? Jump, wait, sorry man, move by... Hold on! View target. If he moves again today, burn it with fire. Windhunt 82. Guys, that's my dad right there. Yeah, that's my father's dad. painting of my father. No! Oh god! Gabi you just 100% see your body dude. Hold on I'm using the fox devil. There you go. My man. Alright what is up? To hike the... well I don't even know what's happening. Oh, that was a free freaking gem I missed. Nailed it. Are you a pinball wizard? Are you a jerk?
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Oh, non-mist, I love you, buddy. I see you are a man of God. So good. Is he going to be in the new Ghostbusters next year? Ghostbusters 3. It's ladies now.
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It's ladies now. Have you guys seen the new Terminator yet? I have not seen it. It comes out at midnight. What stream is the 420 mug? That is Cherry Warrior.
38:47
Robin Cook. Yo, what's up, Robin? What's cracking? What's crack-a-lacking? Thanks for the follow. Oh.
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Ladies. Yo, Bife and Bull, don't screen pizza in my chat without delivering it. I mean, JK. Columbia Coca-Cola? Columbia. Oh, yeah. Columbia Coca-Cola. Oh, see, that's much different. That's much different than what I thought was going to change my mind.
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Yeah, yeah. Thanks for the follow. Are you on the front page? Yep. All right.
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All follow. For your birthday, man. Lick my booty hole now. Thanks for the phone. Lick my booty hole now.
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Yo, how's that booty hole, though? As long as you get to it eventually, then I'm totally fine with you. I mean, listen, I ain't in a rush. This guy's like... The mini horse? The mini horse.
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Thanks, the mini horse. Oh, you did it. Super. Double super. Two days, one song, three ways. What?
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What? Guys, the names. Well, I said I didn't need to be changed. The names are slaying right now. This is lemonparty.org.
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The best internet website. Guys, thank you so much for all the follows. Your names, they cheer me up.
40:26
Oh, man. You guys going to the dead shows? Oh, my God. That's what's happening with all the grateful dead crap all over the place. Yeah. A customer gifted me two tickets to Saturday's show. Did you sell them for a million dollars? No. It was kind of dope. Oh, yeah. He's going.
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You're welcome. My booty good. Long hair virgin. I'm not long hair virgin. That weird I didn call you this now Wait a second Oh I fumbled that guys
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Exploit this. Not available. Hey, few more butt subscribed yet? No. We need a butt Douglas then. One dollar from Grumpy Farts. I love you, dude. Happy to see you every day.
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Grumpy Farts, I love you. I don't really know yet. Grumpy Farts is a beautiful person. They have to be.
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You can't make it in this world with a name like Grumpy Farts without being just the hottest person.
41:45
Whoa, Felipe! 414-2206 I wonder how many other Felipe's there are That's a lot of Felipe's What do we got? It says the hash has to rest Welcome to the world of trying to read people's heads You're focusing on the game I'm looking at it Who the fuck is watching Happy birthday Mark1234567, thanks for the follow! Rick212, you are being a real snitch. Awthumnnnnnn9, welcome back brother! Oh my god, your continued support, you're freaking amazing! I love you! Folks, can I please get some flippers up for awesome? Please, please, please. Flippers up! What's up my man? Clonk clonk, clonk clonk clonk. My favorite Ghostbusters quote is, Mr. Vigo is at the foot of the Statue of Liberty. Peter Begman. Kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it? Wonder what?
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Where she's naked under that dog. She is French. She's French. Oh, the gems. All day gems. That's a lot of colors. Yo, Zambi, thanks for the follow. Enjoy your V-Day, Mark. Says, happy birthday, Mark. Thank you. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
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Man, that name, though. Andy Smasher. They've been waiting a long time for this exact moment. So we're going to do this the old fashioned way here. What's that? Keep getting clues through the inlays. Alpha Killer 94. Every time you complete a clue it spots one of the sharks. Mom. New, what's up buddy? Thanks for coming. Oh! Yo, beefy lumps, what's up dog? What's up with them beefy lumps? Real pinball is so hard. You are correct. It's also way more fun than anything ever in the rest of your life. Pillowman. Wait, what was my bonus on that? Did you hit the rewind feature? Yeah, I wish. Way broken, man. Did you hit that rewind feature? Booty! Look out, Booty! I guess we need more followers to get that rewind feature. Followers ain't got to do it, man. It's got to be them studs. You're good.
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I'll say it. King. Alright. Come on, man. I'm a Chicago. How the hell yes, man? Get over here. That Utah killed you.
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You know, sometimes... Keep running, Utah. You'll hit you. You'll take a hit, and sometimes the... The enemy hits you. Mm-hmm.
44:35
The bluff. Yo, sports freaks, we're not perverts. We're just happy, fun people. Duckcrack44, these guys really love pinball, don't they? No, we're just mildly kind of okay with pinball. We're actually trapped in a room being forced to play the games. Yes, you are a virgin, not why.
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Now follow them. Thanks for the follow. You guys are losers. Aw, thanks, Morty. The PlayStation Hero! Cart in a box says anus. Oh, don't. Every time somebody says something, that's a... Cheers to that anus, Cart in a box. Dessert to see bonus, hold start button. Yeah, right. Carnage, what's up buddy? Thanks for coming. Do you like that? Resume. Do you like... Oh, please. Dude, what do you think of the fancy Tron machine? Little baby Tron machine? Oh, that's garbage. No. Erickson! I like the camera angles. Oh, thanks, Sky. Sky, yo, bro. I like your angles. I like the dangle of your angle.
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The dangle of your angle. I got a mouthful of pubes. Thank you for the follow.
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Just don't follow. Too low. What are you drinking? I am drinking Jim Beam mixed with a little stoda water. That's kablooey. I'm drinking Bullet with Jim Grail. Why the fuck are we watching pinball? Donate to kids. I don't know, because it's fun.
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Guys, guess what? You have to watch pinball. You're stuck now, man. Number one, you're stuck. Number two... This is your new reality. Yeah. Welcome. This is actually all virtual, you guys.
46:29
Wigster! When are we going to start playing with the Oculus Rift? You are. You didn't know? You've been logged in the whole time. Actually, that would be a great era.
46:42
Okay, guys. You guys are great. I'm so high and I'm enjoying this right now. Thanks, Hot Pot. I'm enjoying you. All right, let me check this out. They can't see it. Yo, no. Weebly socks, though. That's not funny. I got the Nintendo. Of course, Freak. Thanks for coming, man. I appreciate you and all that you do for the world of Switch. Light cycle.
47:06
Yeah, the worst problem with this is I'm watching and not playing. Exactly, Chaos. Yeah. I give you five bucks for Tron Machine. I even go up for sticks. That's good enough for three credits. Yeah, you know, that's a fine offer. It's a fine offer. Probably not going to fly, but I appreciate it, man. Yeah, I'll set it up at a dollar a play for him. I don't know about that. A dollar a play. He gets six plays. Who gets these plays for a dollar? No, five dollars. Come on, man. I'm watching for the trolls. You know what? As you should. Oh, how has that been? Have you gotten more troll action? Oh, man. Today, I don't know if you've noticed the people commenting, but this has been on point. Guys, I feed on this stuff. I love you guys. Your trolling only makes you stronger. I'm changing! He's growing! Out of control! Oh, baby. Go to the ESA stream for all the trolls you can eat. Aww, yeah. Head or tails. I was at Empty Bottle last night and they have a, uh, mask bar. It's in horrible shape, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. I put up 18 on it. I felt really good about it. Beaver's father wants to know if I own a plush toy. Um, nah, don't, don't suppose I do. I mean, if you want to donate one. Donate to kids. That'd be a fun thing to see turn up at Oopie. Yo, Oopie418. Thanks for the follow, buddy. And Jada, Beaver's father? No. Too bad this isn't medieval madness. You know what, actually, I forgot to ask Stern, but that's not a bad game to ask for also. What, a flashlight game? Yeah. I guess you put it, what, right in the coin door? Oh my god. I can't see those play plays. Is this dream going to become a... There's a hallway out there with like a lady's legs. It's like, it's terrifying. It's like weird, broad lady's legs on the front. I have not seen that. What is the, uh... It seals in. Look, the photo is so compressed it looks like something... Yo! Mark's carriage is chopped open. Yeah, March Ferris job. Three, two, one. March Ferris job. My man. I'm serious. What is a good price for your first pinball machine? What are you looking to get? Exactly. Kimmy's new TV. If you get one for $100, that's a really good price. Yeah. But you're going to have to learn to work on it yourself. Yeah.
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Yeah, you can buy games on the cheap, super cheap. But you're going to have to learn how to do some repairs. some minor electrical soldering stuff.
49:53
Honestly, Michael changing, rubber changing, waxing, yeah, all that stuff. For real, for real, Virgin, don't lie, man. You guys have a lot of names that correlate with each other. Yo, yo, what's up, QB? So how many of these people are signing on or signing back in under different followers? I hope it's one person. How about a jack-o'-tick? It's actually none of them. This was like a full-scale troll effort.
50:21
Whoa! Oh, it didn't spill. I love Arcade! Did it still get your bonus? I love you. The drug's 70! Nice job. My man. Oh, you got a... My man! Teej Criggs! Teej Criggs. Thanks for the follow-up. Uh, who got second place? Uh... I did. Mark Sheridan. I got second place. The birthday boy! Who the hell's Nick Vegas? Oh, that's Nick... That's Nick Campbell.
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That's the man that owns this machine right here. Yeah, yeah. He bought it from the man who owns this machine right here. Bruto. Guys, thank you for coming. Whoa, we have 666 viewers right now.
51:02
Staten. Bart in the box. Staten just trolling the stream right now. My man. Thank you for coming. Best of all, Mr. Aviators, that's me. My name's Jack Danger. I'm here every freaking day. Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. I stream a new machine every week. Right now we're streaming Tron. This game belongs to Mr. Gavin here. And I just took poop and put it all over the machine.
51:30
Give me a Slurpee. I will give you all the Slurpees. Vegas Slurpee? You're going to have to make Vegas pick us up. Oh my God, yes. Are those real things? Oh yeah, they're totally real. They're like in Michigan and Ohio. Is that the creator of Picker Meat Boy?
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Awkward marble. Aww. You'll break out of your shell soon. So what is this clue? If I keep... Oh, no, you won't... You have to be in clue mode. You have to be in clue mode to make that happen. And I only do that when I'm in, uh, the biggest bacon, my favorite. Um, yeah, don't worry about that right now. The biggest bacon. He's my favorite bacon. YOLO. Swaggins.
52:18
Is this a cancer chat? Hello? Your mom's eugenics. Hello. Blood maze. What's going on? Point to the part of the machine that gives the most points.
52:33
H.E. Wells. 44. I could have sworn you were dead, my friend. I could have sworn he would have. It's all for the Benjamin. Everybody. The Eagles. Thank you, Val.
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Oh, I can see you, bro. Warwick Rust, my man. Why the sunglasses? I, uh... Because his views are so bright. It's the shades, man. Gotta wear them. I have that problem that Triclock has, but, like, laser beams come out of my eyes when I wear sunglasses. Birthday boy version.
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Much love from Sweden. Thank you so much. I love you too. Come buy it, man. It's printed on campus. He usually watches over you while you pee, though. Ding-dong.
54:06
Hippy ding-dong? Hippy ding-dong. Ding-dong! Where is the chorus shot on this flipper? Honestly, it just... I mean, I know depending on the beat and the amount of that. I'm telling you this right now. From a cradle, I don't think it exists.
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But while it's rolling, I'd say about 35% of the way. All right. From a cradle it just doesn't happen. It's about a little over one-third down. Birthday boy version. Message deleted, message deleted. What got timed out here? What's up, Danger? Kid Creasel, what's up, man? Thanks for coming. Some craziness going on there. Razo. Razo fan? Just for your information, we're not leaving. You're next to the mic so they're talking quiet. I don't believe it's working. Just so everybody knows, you know, I totally get so much. I'm just going to go ahead and get my mic. I'm going to go ahead and get my mic.
54:59
Ah, dammit! Remember that? Earlier I just get dumped in the end. I fuk me thot in the oz! Um, I believe is how you say that name. Thank you for the follow. Donate to kids. Next stream gotta go but I will check in another day with so much love too. PropWarspawn, thank you so much for coming, man. Hey, this is the lenticular, uh... Matthias, what's up buddy? Yeah, man, we got the, uh, the frickin', like, holographic back glass on here. And it's Jets left nut 235. Guys, don't talk about my left nut. R.I.P.
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R.I.P. Please don't ban me. No one's banning anybody unless you spam ridiculous stuff over and over again. I have moderators in the chat taking care of stuff. All right.
55:47
Weeping. How many followers do you have right now? Gosh, I don't know, man. Internet, can you tell me how many followers we have right now? Dude, this is pretty dope. It's really nice to see some variety on here. Nice stream. Thank you so much, Lovecraft. I appreciate it.
56:04
I love... I love your face. Um, thank you for following me. Who's the shrimp-y cross-dresser with the long hair? Ha ha! Did someone say that? Yeah!
56:16
That would be me, the birthday boy. Put my long john in your mouth. Thanks for the follow. Guys, all these followers have to be legitimately real. We have 2,367 followers.
56:30
Wow, that multi-ball ended good. Ha, ha, ha. Bing dong. Poop. Gotta yell poop, man, or it doesn't work.
56:50
Please don't F my A. No one's going to F my A, my friend. I'm going to be quite alive. Oh. Cool. Not bad. Yo. I'm ready.
57:05
Thank you for the follow, buddy. Yeah. 22, 89, 23, 59. I don't even know what that means. Those are the number of followers we have. Ryan Brawlers, my man. Amphetamine 2000 with the host. Brother, thank you so much. I love you. Um, can you hit number two on the pad here? Ooh, Dark Shaman. Please don't take the number two. Dark Shaman, thanks for the follow.
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Internet, thank you so much for all the follows. I freaking love you guys. We do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. We showcase a new game every week. This week is Tron Legacy by Stern, donated by this gentleman right here.
57:43
My name's Jack Danger, and I like butts. Um, yeah, that's a real name. Yeah, that's totally something. Is that your Christian name?
57:58
Well, with the way this country's going. Do you love me? I love everybody. I love people. I love everybody. I like people that don't like me. I like people that love me.
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A different game, not a new game. Oh, my God. blog, help, something, jobber, deadlift, legacy, pinball, 495, I don't even know what you're spamming, my friend. That one's shade.
58:25
Ban everyone! Do not ban everyone, please. Thank you. We do need some people. Where you living, boy? Chicago! Thanks for the follow, man. I appreciate it. Where you living, boy?
58:39
Aw, guys, you beat me to it. Thank you for time in the gap. Doxinus, 9,009. You da best. I love big butts too. Yes. Good. Sub mode
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only time. I think we need 24 more subs for that to happen. Internet, we're trying to hit a goal here. You see this? Aw, Dap. What's up buddy? Daptoron. Your rux-nato's tick. Dectoron. Your book's a chaos tick. You mean tick as in gross? Yeah, it's probably a colorless.
59:14
Chaos, you're fine man, I was banning you. What, can I ban? Do you have a ban hammer? Ban hammer. I shall ban you. I've never banned anyone before. Is there a fan hammer that pops up there? A bananer?
59:37
Slow mode is okay, then. Really, you need to set for subs, for sub-only mode? What? No, I don't need an amount. But the thing is, I kind of like reading some of the nonsense people are just saying. Not everyone's trying to be super racist and disgusting in chat. What? So, I'm giving everyone a chance. You know what I'm saying? Like, look at this.
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Yeah, man, it's 74-74. That guy is going to be incredible. The next thing he says is going to be the most important thing anyone's ever said on the Internet ever, ever.
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The floor is yours, buddy. Go for it. Don't let us down. Baba booey, baba booey. Baba booey.
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How much do you think? Baba booey, baba booey. Oh, you overshooted. Jack, slap Nick, please. He wants to ban me to hell. He won't ban you. Donald Trump has Cuscovia?
60:35
Say balls, please. Oh! Balls. Letters soup? You mean alphabet soup? Jack dries off with a non-sub pleb. I need the plebs. Please, plebs. Guys, number... Oh, see, look. Yenay says, please sub the dead foot. I knew you'd pull through for me, buddy. I knew you'd pull through for me. I freaking love you.
61:04
I pooped the guy to the left. We move around a lot. Gavin? Yup, yup. This is my chance. This is my ball right here. This is where it all comes together. Fix the machine, dudes. It's pulling too much right. I think it's not terrible.
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Farts, farts, fuds, fuds. What does your setup look like? You can find a picture of my setup on our Instagram. And if you want I'll take another photo right now. Folks get your chill stuff, you know what's up. As for Jaden, you know what's up. Hey I won! Congratulations birthday boy! Yeah it's not like we let you win or anything. Well you guys would never do that right? Kiss the on! Uh, kill it, man. You start it up.
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Alright, folks, I just posted a photo to our Instagram on our setup. Love you. Cocaine lover. Come on, cocaine lover. Yeah. Oh, crap, we gotta turn that off.
62:19
Wait, the real McCoy is hosting us. Real McCoy, thank you, sir. You're the business. Give me the business. Which business? Let's talk business.
62:29
Oh, what a game I was working on today. Ooh. Don't eyeball it. Diplip, you need a second trusted mod for these crazy prepaid days. I think you're right, Demented. I might hook somebody up soon. The customer didn't even know that that's the way it wasn't supposed to go. Oh, really? That's awesome. It tells me they bought the game in 98 for $750. What? You know, the chat can be crazy and a little gross. I don't mind that. But once it starts getting offensive is when things need to be shut down. Can I donate $10,000? I'm not going to turn it down. I'm saying yes. Do you have a hundred? Higher knowledge. Do you have $10,000 to donate? Yeah. Number one, do you have said money? Number two, I love you.
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Someone on Pinterest just sent me something. Pinball Lover. I love you, man. Thank you. Go ahead. Don't ban subs, man. Be more careful.
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Oh, are people banning subs? You guys are restarting. There you are. Yeah, be careful not to ban subs, guys. Please.
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Incoming in three. All right. Off to super. What's your favorite fruit? Gene's nuts. Aw. What's super? Right back in the center.
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Gosh darn it. Ooh, that would have given you the solid disc, too. Yeah, you need them solid discs, man. What's a solid disc? That means you completed it. So now that it's left, it means that you started it and played it once. but when it's solid it means you finished it. Oh. Like Flynn and Zeus are done? Right. So if you get Cora flashing and Light Cycle flashing you can go for Sea Simulation. Okay. The first thing it's going to want you to do is hit Jim once. Then it's going to want you to go through Clue. Then it's going to want you to blah blah blah. But since you did Flynn already you don't have to worry about that.
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Subs are love. Subs are life. Sub life! Sub life. I probably needed to shut up for eight minutes anyway. Ah, Primitive, you're fine. I love you, buddy. Welcome back.
65:03
Show, bro. That's what it is. Is it me? It's you. You were number two. Wait, did Mark win? Hold on. What was the lineup last time? It was you. No, you won? Yo, Cam, man, you beat our guy.
65:20
My own games just, meh. I had a great practice game, but. My own games don't like me. It happens. I feel Lonko should get mod for the sole purpose. He apparently makes kick-ass beef jerky. I agree.
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I agree. Ah, foods. What's up? Why did the birthday boy leave? No, he's here. He's standing in front of Vigo. Needs more boom. Hey, people. Hello, boom.
65:46
Oh, thanks for the follow. We telegraphed that. Mark, you Gavin. What? They're hopping us out from a minute. Sing-O-M-E-G-S-T-I-N-G-O-M-E-X-N-I-P-P-L-E-S. Nice. Nipples is the only word Gavin got out of that one. Thank you for the follow.
66:10
Oh, my God, guys, you're screaming pinball. This is crazy. Hey, buddy. How are you doing? Make sure you watch every day. Every day. Every single day. Don't ever turn the scrum on. And call your mom and tell her you were watching the stream. Yeah. And make your mom watch. And then thank your mom for the internet usage. I don't care if you live at home. You know she's paying for it. Yeah.
66:36
One way or another, your mom's paying for it. Oh, you. Oh, nice. Laverino. Damarino? Damarino. Yo, rape your face, though.
66:49
Thanks for the follow. Rapping? Yeah, it's totally rapping. Okay, I'll go get my mom. I need a bigger iPad. Don't we all?
67:01
Your mom would tell us all. Damn it. I'm trying to find the stuff. There it is. Your mama. Okay. Here we go.
67:12
Nice. What's that name? That's Henry Corrado. 99? That's the year I did something. Yo. Rock rules. My mom said no. Oh, mom. Yo, put your mom on the phone. Yeah, get your mom up here. Hold on. Let us talk to your mom. Send me your mom's number. Again. We're going to have a little convo. Hey, it took, how long have I been here? 20 minutes for somebody to call me Mitch Kramer.
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That's a record. It's a record? Hey, Mitch Kramer. I cannot find that freaking damn freaking shop. You die first.
68:04
My mom's mad at me. Oh, I'm sorry, dude. How many pinball machines do you have? We have 11 here. We have 11 machines. There's three behind me.
68:13
There's four in this bank. There's three or four more out there. Oh, there's one randomly here. Stargazer, how you doing? Stargazer looking so fine over there. I was going to say, tethered victim? Well, all Garrett the Chase explains so much about football, I thought you'd just hit the ball as hard as you can.
68:30
No, there's so many other things to do. Call peoples. Welcome. All the peoples named Paul are on that table. Brutal tricks. Little tricks? Little tricks.
68:48
Welcome to the place. Ladies and gentlemen, That's already double dangerous here. We are twenty... twenty-two more subs away from our next... Oh, we got them 420 viewers? My man. Nobody has called Gavin Guy Fieri yet today. That's because you're nothing like Gavin Guy Fieri.
69:13
Oh, I love it when you say my name. It makes me feel special. Tethered... Tethered Victim. victim the victim who's been tied to another victim and forced to walk along a rope that was tethered between two buildings you should do a... God why is it so small? You should do a room tour on Facebook Oh okay. Minkler! Hello Minkler. Well at least my cat's watching. You know what Boom? That's all that matters. I have a couple of cats. By couple I mean several. And by several I mean seven. Yeah, you're a sad cat man. I'm a sad cat man. Lazo! Thanks for the call, man.
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The guy in the red shirt is the guy from Man vs. Food. Rebel! 2112. It's nice to see Gavin give a... yeah, okay. Gavin's the businessman.
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Why are we on the internet? Gary, lol. Uh, there's no laws of guy theory. No. There are no guy laws.
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Alright. Cool for cats. I love that song. Nice to meet you. Got catch. Tethered victim with a follow, thank you. What took you so long? Um, let's hang out. Snapchat, you know, all that other stuff.
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Oh, ho! Double disc action there. Don't you frickin' backpedal on me, Ding Dong. Later, PSP. Have a good one, buddy. I love you! Richard is showing us a true red skirt with that score. Thank you. MC2K5, my man. Thank you for the follow. A true red skirt score for sure. There's gonna be Star Trek in here at some point, right? Wait, I'm trying to get one from Spurn.
71:16
Yo, Doom Pod! Hola, Doom Pod. Doom Pod? Alright, three more death shots. I've had the chapter. Okay, we're gonna go for the Relay here.
71:38
Whoa! What the? Oh god, my life. Oh, we got ourselves a cool boy over here. Yo, they call me Cool Boy. Alright, can you hit the freaking target and ding dong? Yes, that. You're clearly not going to be getting super killed. Stop making me dig. Pin that ball to the ground. Jeremy Kluman. I don't need a clue. What's Kluman ever done for you? Oh baby. We're just going to play with these guys. I truly love pinball. I'm kind of a champ myself. We could beat all the games together. Hell yeah, Paul. Humblebrag. You guys have any other tables? We have a lot of tables. We have World Cup Soccer, Metallica, Twilight Zone, ACDC, Walking Dead, Valley Radical, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Data East Simpsons, which I didn't want to bring up. Hot shot over there. You got a hot shot? That's from the 70s? No! Oh my god, you son of a... You son of a... No Super Jim Con for you either. Life is over. I'm stabbing myself right now. I give up. I give up right there.
73:09
Yeah. Is there a Flintstones machine from the cartoon show? There sure is. Not the cartoon, but from the movie. Oh, what? At Midwest Gaming Lab. I'm sorry, there is a cartoon one. There is the redemption game. It's a gimmicky redemption one, yeah. ICE made a giant pinball machine that uses like a cue ball and has bam bam bats that swings it. Yeah, it's awesome. And it's like the car. Yeah, but Gavin Craig, the only real pinball machine is from the movie with John Goodman and other people who were in that movie. At Midwest Gaming Classic, I saw that machine with a cartoon bat glass. Oh, nice. And more cartoon stuff, but still like a real Kyle McLaughlin hanging out on the play field. Did I help Masato in that movie? Yeah, he was his boss. He was hot. He had that Twin Peaks fire going around in 1994. I was still in that afterglow. I never saw the movie. I just knew Rick Moranis and John Goodman and Rosie O'Connell were on it. Rick Moranis. Yeah. Come on, Rick Moranis. you guys ever play Super Mario Brothers 10 Quebec Monday? Which one? I've only played the micro one. Mushroom World. Yeah. I've only played the Mushroom World one. And that's the yellow one. I just recently shopped one of those out. Really? Like two months ago I was working on the blue full-size Mario. Tethered says happy birthday to you. Thank you. It's your birthday.
74:53
It's Mark's friggin' birthday. It's Mark's birthday, guys. You need to... How can we get you guys to, like, donate a cake or a pizza to us right now? Or a kid. To make us a cake or a pizza. Yeah.
75:11
You're on a little nailing it. Get in the kitchen, kid. Make me pizza. Well, I think the trolls have settled down, it seems. Along with the viewers. Grubhub, yes. A birthday cake from Grubhub would be incredible.
75:33
Is this a jackpot? Does that count? That was like a cheat. That's right, man. This is definitely set up really steep.
75:44
Aye, aye, aye. I too wear sunglasses and jean jackets indoors during summer. Guys, how about looking...
75:54
Good ball. Dude, good ball. No kidding. Grubhub is actual legit. Grubhub, I use Grubhub at least once a week. Cradling your balls. Somebody's got it, right?
76:21
Stop, stop. Oh, God. My life is over. Nailed it. We need to smoke some weed and play this pinball. I don't know what they're talking about.
76:34
You know what they're talking about. I don't know what they're talking about. Mom? My mom is watching, all right? Mom's watching.
76:42
All right. Think of the moms. It's a it's a jean vest. I'm sorry. Thank you I'm wearing full denim. All right. We need a few more gym shots Cora trolling
77:00
You never go full denim, dude Never go full denim. Alright, so I'm going to light Cora, hopefully, and use that to light Jim. Danger Swag. What's up, Factor Brett?
77:20
Do you guys play pinball because of the Chicago history? Is that the only reason why you play pinball, Jack? I play pinball for the ladies, man.
77:28
That's why we haven't screamed any Zachariah. Um, no, I, you know what, Chicago, surprisingly enough, didn't have any pinball machines really to be played about four years ago. Like, the barcade's being exploded here, and now there's pinball freaking everywhere.
77:47
There was a couple of locations here and there, but honestly, like, it has exploded over the past, oh.
77:57
Everybody, out of that place. Cool story. No, you got to be freaking kidding me! Check danger everybody! It's Vigo's fault. He's not impressed with your play. Illegal! Alright, that's just a small margin to make up for here. Alright, there's just a small margin to make up for here. Hey, where's your ear? Oh, my ear. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, come on! Put your arms... Can't believe that. No. No, put your arms through. Through this? Yep. Oh. And then these button down on your... you're not wearing a belt. Oh, okay. Oh, cool. And then these button down on your, uh, you're not wearing a belt. All of you have real belts. So, there you go. Alright, so, Mark won that. I came in second. Oh, you do this, right? The most displeased. If you want to be cool, which you do, Is there like a no firearm law on Twitch? That I don't know. That's why I'm wondering. Because I feel like you need more guns on this thing. Hold on. Like, if I had these guns, Mark you won so fire it up.
79:24
So we got these guns, and then you top this off. What's this? Airsoft? Softair? Okay, the airsoft bullet's in here, gas in here, and what it does is it actually makes a loud bang and recoils like this while you're shooting. It's insane, dude. Check that first of all out, man. See, he's true Chicago right there with the guns out. Yo, this is how... This is why we like playing pinball in Chicago. This is how you walk down the street in Chicago. What's up, nerds? Yeah. Give me your money. Oh, wait. No, I mean they're trying to take... Anyway.
80:08
Someone's going to get shot accidentally and it'll be on stream. Guys, they're not real guns. Yet.
80:17
Nailed it. All the ratings. Nailed it. Yeah, what season is this? There are no seasons, I guess. I don't do seasons, but really, like, we're on week. This is like week 39 or week 40. I remember when you started me.
80:34
Yeah, I remember when I started you, too. It was on this machine. What happens when you take a vacation? I don't. Oh, I do take it with me. Or if I really can't scream, I just say, you know, get the frick over here. Oh, you should get a tub, man.
80:52
You should clone yourself like Michael Keaton in Multiplicity. Easy, man. Jack, put that cookie... Wait, what?
81:01
In your... Yeah! But I'm a clone of a clone, so... Uh, the next clone would be just like messed up. Jack, put that cookie, I mean, put that gun down. Exactly.
81:13
Oh, crap. I actually did it. What, pick up double the coin? Nailed it. Oh! I pulled that out of the trash. Oh, my God, that's such slop you're picking up there. Wow, someone actually remembered multiplicity. I do remember Michael Keaton everywhere Michael Keaton there was like the Michael Keaton that was like so messed up because they tried cloning a clone and he called everybody Steve I remember a lot about that movie why because I lived it because I lived it Because I am that That is me I am that boy clone Steve is me I am Steve We are all Steve. We're all Steve. We are all Steve.
82:01
His name is Robert Paul Finn. It is up. You give a name. Nailed it. Mom, please. Oh, the slingshot doing nothing for me right now. Oh, can you hit freaking Cora? What the hell is that saying?
82:25
Son of a bitch! Off the back of the flipper. Give me the gun! Oh, now I freaking hit it. You sack of crap. Hey everybody, ask about Friday and the wine. Do not. Add 17 balls in this machine.
82:45
Guys, 17 balls. Folks, we are 22 subscribers away from you shooting Gavin in the ass with this gun right now. On stream, no less. It's not real, folks. You are seeing a bunch of computer-generated stuff that I made. You can't prove we're just through what you were seeing.
83:05
I am Skippy with the sub. I am Skippy. Welcome to Lebron. You're amazing! And I love you, folks. can I please get some flippers up for I am Skippy?
83:18
Skippy, we'll, you know, do that pen pal thing I've always talked about where we sort of draw outlines of each other's hands on photographs of our genitalia.
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What about you? Oh, come on! It's going to be great. Dude, thank you so much, man. I love you. Holy crap. The boobs makes you play better. The boobs makes him play better. How do I get some booze? This guy's got some sweet booze. Is that mine? Oh, it's guns. Why is it on the floor? Guns. Ivy Lions with Apollo. Thank you, buddy.
84:00
Ivy Leol. Ah! Skit-Feed. You figured it out. You got it. You did it. I'm proud of you. Finally, Twitch heard our sound.
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I am at... You know what? I don't know how to properly say your name. I am a Skippy. I'm a Skippy. I don't even know what that means. Well, it has something to do with him being in Hungary. Okay. I think it means, uh, Tim? In Hungary? Yeah. That's what I mean. That was what the girl offered me in the back alley. You, uh... $20.
84:48
That's racist! Grizzly cyborg. Thanks, man. This is my, uh... painting of my father. I'd love to see him at your wedding. Daddy there. So disappointed at all times.
85:04
Oh, God. Whoa, Tony, that's awesome, man. You're playing out of St. Louis, Florida, in 40-point football games. Is that flippin'? Or is that, um... Yeah, I'm curious to know that, too. And where in Florida? Um, Tony, where in Florida? And what is the name of the place? He's got a dirty pool going on right now. Mark McGrath says, such glorious hair. Dude, I love Markleman. So what happens now? Well, it'll find it, and it'll drain it. Let's hit it again. Here's the eagle. There we go.
85:48
And so it saves my progress? Yeah. Still got a ball save? Oh, still a ball save. And you've got to hit it one more time to start playing super-deaf.
86:00
Walking Dead table next week. I'm going to put up a vote, folks. You can vote on what next week's game is going to be.
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The reason we couldn't get a kiss this week is because most of Stern is at Comic-Con right now. What? There's Comic-Con happening right now? Yeah.
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Dude, I like this. I think it looks weird. There you go. It's the replay of Mutual Eater in Tarpon Springs, Florida. You're just making up names now. Tampon? Tarpon? How many subs do we need for a makeout session with Vigo? 22. 21. I don't need any. It's his birthday! It's my birthday! He can make out with everyone! NPC, there has never been a real Ghostbusters pinball machine, and it's very sad. It's very sad. There's a Bonebusters. There's also a custom Ghostbusters pinball machine. Buster's Pinball Machine. Tampon's Brain? Okay. I got a cousin from there. From Tampon's Brain? Sounds like a part. One of the state of mind. Get in it! Really? Coffee time. Alright, real. 21 subs for a Vigo make out stash and a sub button tattoo. Yes. I will do all those things.
87:27
Happy birthday! This is Joe Nutter. Thanks, Joe Nutter. Internet, I'm telling you, if we can get 21, 22, whatever subs today, alright, are you listening to me? Can you hit number two on this pad here for me real quick?
87:42
If we can get like 21, 22 more subs today, I will freaking make out with whoever's standing to my right. I will get a tattoo of your choosing. I'm trying to get my two emoticon slots opened up, and I need your help.
88:01
Donate to kids. Donate to cats, man. Can you hit number three? Donate to cats. Thanks, dog. To cat files.
88:15
Donate to cats. I missed. I'm pissed. Get used to it. Yeah, I missed the fist. Get used to it. Lol, everyone leaves. That's fine.
88:33
We're going to mix the magic here. Oh, I got texts. Texts? Hopefully. The knight's still Sticks. Hopefully, the night's still young.
88:48
So I hit this. Hit this. Hit this. Wicked nymph, dude. Did you see that rip? That was an awesome combo right there. Hit the ball stage.
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There we go. Nymph! Ding dong, donate to Jazz. I thought free Jazz. Free Jazz? Oh my life. Yes! No! Garbage! Crap! Hold it. I cannot find freaking Cora. Alright, here we go. Cora. Can we have a do-over since it's front page day? Exactly. Right now, folks. When I'm done with this ball, I'll re-greet everybody. It's been hectic. It's getting pretty hectic. It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kind of hectic. Yeah, both of you get in there, you ding-dong. Oh, really? You can't run the train together? Yeah. Find it, you sad piece of crap.
90:10
You got that one. Oh, God. How early is it, though? What's so bad about FrontPage? FrontPage is good because it brings a lot of people that don't know pinball. from Peyton's bed because it brings a lot of people that just want to call you the terrible F-words. There's a lot of F-words and they know them all.
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Lord. Yes, I know you're saying tarpon, not tampon. Exactly. If one person walks away, And like Spinball, I've made my point.
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Unfortunately we cannot process your payment at this time. Uh, Skippy, that is weird man, you still got the stuff, so I wouldn't sweat it. More time. Scuba, you slipper, you.
91:17
I got my switch button from the Switch King. There was a Twitch meeting here in Chicago and Twitch actually are on their livestream that they have themselves announcing news. They announced it. Like, Chicago's having this thing, it's going to be awesome. Like, no one's doing this. There's like a hundred people there, man. There are a hundred Twitchers here in Chicago. Yep. Wow. The funny thing was, when I... people were like, so what do you stream, man? It's like, oh, I see this. Look, you know, I love that. Look, what are you showing them? Like, pinball? They're like, oh, like the pinball arcade? I'm like, no, like real pinball. They're like, no.
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Like, no, there's nothing to say to you. Like, there's nothing to say to you. I don't know, Pat. No. I screen CSGO. That's a thing. Wow. Pinball. Oh. You mean this furniture that has flashing lights on it? All right. Paul People says, what's your favorite pinball game? Mark, go. It was Twilight Zone, and currently it's Whitewater. How about you, Gavin?
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Yeah, I'm with you. It depends on the mood. I like Red Dead Redemption a lot. Oh, my God. It really depends on the mood, because if I'm playing Sterns and Williams' all day, it's nice to cleanse your palate with an old EM or something. I've been playing a lot of Metallica lately too. Yeah, Metallica's on point, man. That game is something that they've turned into a gem.
92:49
Kelly just got really into Metallica. She hated it for the longest time. Really? Yeah, she had a good game. And that's what it is. You have a good game on a machine, and all of a sudden you want to play it all the time. Sean says, TZ over Whitewater any day. What's up, Weapon? Welcome, buddy. Well, my favorite TZ, the one over at Logan, they moved it across the room and now it plays completely different. Yeah. Yeah, it happens. It's hard. It hurts. First person I've ever heard say white water to is Blackwater Monster.
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Well, it's just right now. Next week, you know, it'll be my least favorite machine. What's your least favorite machine?
93:30
My least favorite machine is... Space Jam. Yeah, the one over at Emporium. I see it all the time. Why is anyone ever playing this game? I have a question.
93:43
So is that Peyton Vigo from the Ghostbusters 2 movie? I can't tell because I checked you guys out on my phone and it's a bit too small. Yeah, it's Vigo. Yep, it's Vigo. I'll have him play my next ball. Oh wait, was that ball three? I don't know. This is ball three. Oh, it is? Probably ball three. Menards.
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Sorry, Vigo. Menards? Oh, really? Can I have that back? Maybe? Give me a hookup. Got that hookup? Got that multiple hookup?
94:13
Somebody give me a cousin. What a catch! Just kidding, that didn't work out at all. You should have a crossover episode with some of the other Chicago Switchers. I'm trying to get them in here, for sure. And then I really want to see you play Call of Duty Black Ops or whatever. Okay, well, what people may or may not know is I actually do play a shark ton of video games. Wow, and they're all completely taken over. I just don't play video games. Really? At all? I mean, I bought the first Metal Gear 5, like, a little teaser game. Did you see that garbage? Sorry, that would be the multi-ball again.
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And I would have beaten it last week. I would have beaten it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids. Old Man Weather's Bloomingdee in Bannon-Houston Park, again. Again. Wow. No! Oh my god. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up! Can I do this? Yeah. Watch this crap. Nope. Nailed it. You suck at this crap! I play primarily PC games, and by PC I mean on a Macintosh. You guys just take a pinball vacation, we do it all the time. Does that mean stop playing pinball or don't play pinball somewhere else?
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I would love to do the latter, for sure. What's up, Extreme Fire? Good to see you, man. Extreme Fire! You should set it up. It's like we get the time. I hear they're closing. Yeah, they're closing. Is that the one downstate? Yeah. Tommy, what's up? I wanted to go up there before that happened. Roy Boy, I see you. Roy Wills in the chat, ladies and gentlemen. I thought it was just somebody's phone. I didn't realize it was an actual place.
96:04
I think you've got to, like, hit them up and go, hey. No. Skippy, your favorite machine is Demoman. I do love Demoman. I hated Demoman for so long. Yeah, I dig me some Demoman.
96:19
What's the other semester's galore game? It's Judge Dredd. No, it's actually not Sylvester Stallone. Yeah. Well, you get what I'm saying. You said it, not me. Which I also hated for a while, now I love it. The other Sylvester Stallone routine would be rocking. Dread was the second pinball machine that we ever had in the studio. And that is the game that changed my life as far as wanting to play pinball forever. Really? Yeah. We had a Lord of the Rings first promo, but I'm like, this game takes so long to play. I've been getting really into it over at River North. They've got it fixed, finally. Nice. Um, yeah, Danny Simpson's Kajida Fire. That game's not so far.
97:08
What are the rankings of your two friends? That's a good question. I'm 2885. 2985. Gavin's gotta be in the three digits somewhere. I'm 360 on it. 360? Yeah, right on. At least the last time I checked, but it's been a while. This is Gavin Miller and Mark... The Hotel Sheridan. U.S. The Canadian Mark Sheridan. Yeah, that gives a ding dong. Yeah, he has a shit ranking. Don't age for it yet. Cuba Diver Hook is definitely a game worth playing, man, because that game's hard to find. I haven't seen one in a very long time. Oh, you know who has one? One guy, Dustin Hoffman. Yeah, that's right. He needs to go over to this place. Oh yeah, McCoy Dust. Dusty. As I like to call him.
98:06
I just gave my full name off the internet. It's fine. I've done it plenty of times. Don't worry about it. I put up your lower third and you add your middle face to it. Oh yeah? I don't have it right now. Ah, wait. I love that. I need to start updating those again. I need to find a more automated process for that to have the number pulled from the website so I don't have to update it every time. Dude, if you send me the file, I can update mine for you. There you go. And then I can sell it for a lot of money. I'm back, what's up? Do you need your waffles three? We're just hanging and banging.
98:49
I'm taking this damn best stuff. Right? I got a dang old hoodie. I got a dang old hoodie that I put on my wrist.
99:01
Get them chips up! In the neck! Alright, on that, I'm leaving. You're leaving? I just come in dead last and I'm taking it. I gotta go over to, uh... Oh, you actually got a point. Yeah. I got a point. I love the Walking Dead you got over there. It plays really good. The funny lights and the little... The big rubber post that diverts the ball just away from the domicile. Yeah. That's some good... That's some good-ish. Why the hoodie and vest combo? Because the ladies. Bye, Internet! Uh, Gavin's leaving, everybody. Hold on. Gavin, do you want to approach the game and say anything?
99:45
Bye. Aw, look how sad he looks. I'll play better next time. Beautiful hair-wise. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Lord.
99:55
I'll play as Vigo. No, play more pinball. Go out to Lemmings of Damon. Go out to Blind Robin. Go to Underground Lounge. Go to... Bye, Gordon.
100:07
Go to all my locations. Yeah, there's a lot of pinball to be played here. What's the one place? Brower House? Brower House is another one of my locations. Dude, bring that scared stiff into town, man. It used to be over at... What do you got floating around that you want to drop off here?
100:23
Gotta rotate around a couple. Gotta rotate around a couple, boys. Alright. Alright, Internet. I'll see you at the sign. Yo, Joe Nutter. Thanks for the follow, buddy. What took you so long? Alright, now that Gavin's gone, Jesus Christ. Now we can get to some real pinball. Time to blow it up. I will start us off, sir. You are nearly one point behind me. Alright, alright, alright, real talk. The score values change now that Gavin is gone. Just a point for a win. You can show it to my mouth, right? Oh god, yeah. You can show it to my mouth, too.
101:06
What is that? Boyd. Boyd! Young people, we love you! Front pinball! And then number two. So what you're not seeing is Gavin knew that he was beaten and is now being beaten in the back torture area. It is now Mark's turn to try to take the throne. I am laughing at nothing right now. Gavin Vancomfett Slip. No, it's true. Screw that guy. We get to keep his trauma.
101:45
Why am I missing every damn shot? Oh my god. Are you seeing this crap? Hold on. Slip. And then Spinner hangs me up. Oh, you monster. Guys, we are drinking whiskey, exclusively whiskey. Oh. It's a strong one. It's a strong one. See it's a weak one.
102:14
Bollet? Rica de bollet? The silver bollet? Not the silver bollet, the brown bollet. It's Frozen on the Randy Quaid face. Wait, what? I don't know. Who's making that Randy Quaid face? Are we getting any dropped frames? No. What the hell are you talking about, Randy Quaid? Primitive pinball. Is that a thing? Primitive. That's like, uh, Rocks of Six, man. Rocks of Six. Show me the... something... Oh my god, I'm a strange looking at the damn screen. Show me the birds for tonight, we should be gone. Nailed it. He knows what's up. Red pants won! Red shirt left, red pants is here. Red pants is now.
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Red pants is now. I had to do that for Clue. There we go. What's your order of operations here? Multi balls, multi balls, multi balls? I use my multi balls to finish out every other mode. Why do you have the shades on inside? It's for you, Waffles. It's for you. I don't want you to see my spexy bedroom eyes. Terrifying. You can do it for your epoxy eyes. You don't want to deal with that right now.
103:50
That pants clip means he's overworking from the waist down. Aww. That's a huge ton of them. Yeah, because I planted these. Oh, damn! Damn it.
104:03
Core shot all day, Mark. Okay. Uncle Carmy. One pulse for five, yo. Damn. I gotta go make some drinks. I'm trying to. What happened? Nothing. Nothing happened.
104:20
Keep it on there. Thank you for the follow, buddy. We need some. All right, y'all. What Jack Danger doesn't know is that I just sprayed a whole bunch of Raid in his whiskey bottle. So it's going to be real fun in a couple minutes. don't ruin the surprise.
104:47
You wanted the best. You got the best. And it's sweet season. So, you gotta do what you gotta do. That's right.
105:09
Thanks for the donation. Very much so. I don't know what to do now that it's his ball and he's not back yet. I am seven mil behind.
105:25
Oh, take that. Jesus Christ. That's the worst. How do you do that all day every day? All day every day. RedPants is hilarious. He is hilarious, guys. Raid? Does someone spray Raid in my drink? Demented Warlock and Irish Eyes for more red wine. Only $50. Are you kidding me? Thank you so freaking much. Holy crap. It was this guy. Just poison someone. Guys, I freaking love you. I will buy more red flipping wine. Holy farts. You said read the message. I did read the message. It says for more red wine.
106:07
Demented warlock in Irish eyes. You two are freaking incredible. And because of that, I got an idea. Shannon Stafford, what's up? $50 donation, man. Honestly, the love.
106:25
And my butt. I'm in love with you. Thank you for your support. I will gladly drink some more red wine. and, in fact, may have another bottle lined up right now.
106:41
No, why'd you miss? You sad, sad man. Oh, dude, what? Jack, aren't you thirsty? I know. Drink wine, man. You didn't watch Friday, did you? No. Oh, my God. I drank three full bottles of red wine. What?
106:57
And wound up wearing, like, a cape with my skirt off, wrestling boxes, these stern boxes here. It was terrifying.
107:09
Why don't you guys be playing the soccer table? We just played that, so it's probably going to be a little while until someone votes for that again.
107:17
So you can vote as many times as you want, right? You can vote as many times as you want. Standard messaging rate supply.
107:28
That's the best of someone. It was the best of tele-sirens. Demented Irish. Oh my God, I love you guys so much. Thank you. Like, legit, thank you so much. That's so awesome. And you woke up on the floor the next morning. Yep, I was here, sleeping on the floor.
107:48
My head under one of the pin cushions. Are you... What are you doing? Hi. My life... If I send you a tiki mug, will you drink out of it on the show? Primitive, I sure will, man. Amen. Good appetite. I will drink out of any tiki mug. Freaking, guys, seriously. You have a P.O. box? I love all you guys. I don't have a P.O. box, but I still get one. You got one, man, for the show. Yeah. You can fence up in. People have already been sort of figuring out where I am. Someone sent me a pound of beet jerky. Really? Wonko T. Tse here sent me one full pound of homemade beef jerky and I ate it all and it was the most incredible stuff I'd ever seen.
108:36
That's because he's a big fan of that show Hannibal. Another fine joke that people were making. You're eating people.
108:47
How much did the pinball cost? Doing your waffles this game, you could probably buy it for about $6,500. But every Pivotal machine is priced differently. Think about it like a car. What's a car from
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2011 and the condition that it's in cost? That's how you need to think about the pricing of a machine. Oh, lordy lord. RIP Hannibal. I know! I just started watching it and I'm almost on the first season. Is the secret bunker near an L station? Um, I sometimes walk from an L station every once in a while, yes. Oh, yes, it is. We're near the green line.
109:29
That one stop. I know where it is. The stop. That's somewhere along the green line. But I haven't drank any kind of alcohol in almost ten years now. Brother, congratulations, zombie, honestly. That's just hard to catch. Having a hangover for a while is absolutely the worst. Um, yes. Oh my god, yes. My hangover on Saturday after Friday's stream, it was that moment where you're like struggling to keep it together. And you're like, man, just let me stand up and I'll never drink again. Just let me make it to the bathroom okay and I'll never drink again. That sounds like my very first hangover. My mom had a bottle of Crown Loyal. I was 14 and I asked if I could drink it. And what she heard was, could I have a taste? Oh, and you pounded it? the whole bottle. I woke up, you know, covered in Envom. And then just my parents at the door just laughing. Yeah, they were like, now you know, clean up, you're fucked up though. Donate to kids. I remember the first time I asked my mom if I could drink a beer. She cracked open a beer. I must have been like nine or something. I'm like, hey, can I get a beer? My mom grabs this bottle of, I think, old style. Maddy Ice, right? Pounds it in front of me. She goes, you better fucking finish it. Donate to kids.
110:54
That seems to be the story. You better finish it. But you know what? It's a great way to make sure that the next day you're taught a lesson that you know, oh my God, it is impossible to not watch the boy drinking for the rest of your life. Well, I remember my folks giving me a thing of wild turkey, like a cup, at a Christmas party, and it tasted like toothpaste, and I was like, I'm never going to drink ever, man. This tastes like dung.
111:26
Irish and demented, I love your faces. How drunk did you get as a nine-year-old? So drunk. What are your thoughts on virtual pinball simulators? Oh, you want to know my thoughts?
111:41
I think out of all the virtual pinball simulators, as far as games are concerned, the pinball arcade is the only thing you should deal with because those are real tables you can find out in the world, and they're great for learning rule sets and shots while you're sitting on the can. Other than that, virtual pinball is just like, get over it, man. Nothing beats playing the actual machine. Twilight Zone on the pinball arcade is fine and all. Go find an actual Twilight Zone. and it'll blow your mind. Sometimes it does. When I go to LA, I always end up at AE2 because they have all that amazing stuff. But there's no Twilight Zones in that city. Demented wants me to stream the V-Pin once. We did on April Fool's Day and it didn't fool anybody.
112:31
We were playing Attack Tomorrow and we were like, man this game is so clean, it's so good. I went back to look at the video and I'm like, this was not fooling anybody at all. Nothing beats getting screwed much harder in real life. Exactly. You need to be able to feel the punches. Sean K. Quinn is planning a trip, and he's getting an idea if he's going to be okay riding the L, or if he needs a budget for Uber trips. I'm an Uber addict. I'm an Uber addict as well. But the L is just fine, man. Yeah, you can feel it. The L is just fine. I mean, you know, it's like bear attacks. When a bear is coming at you, you just stand up big and tall and start screaming really loud. That bear is not going to mess with you.
113:11
By bear, I mean those giant hairy dudes in leather workout outfits. You mean all of my uncles? All of my uncles? How do you know all of my uncles?
113:24
All right, that multi-ball is over. Awesome. Brute. No one. Brute skis. Manager bought me a beer when I was 15. Stronger believer in public transit. Strong believer. Yeah, Sean, I'm all about the bust. Yeah, I took a bust here, man. I took the Aspen bust. Every morning coming to the studio, I have to take a bust to the L to a bust to get here, where I'm at. Every day. I'm a mile directly in between three different lines. Oh, it's the...
114:04
I challenge you. Oh, you know what? I will play you on Hercules. It's a funny story. I spent an entire Chicago Expo one evening, I'd say about four hours, trying to figure out how I could roll that game over, and I freaking did it. Hercules. Let's go. Yes. Oh, dude.
114:25
It took me four hours to get the shots down, and also, like, the things slowly started dying. Where's Molly? She should be hanging out. I agree. You know what? Molly has never been on this show, and I'm pissed. She keeps, like, flirting around the idea, but F that. Internet, if you know Pinball Molly, holler at her right now. Tell her to get here in the chat right now. Right now. Like, immediately right now. I have a thing or two to say to her. Kelly's on her way.
115:00
Your lady? Yeah. Well, I mean, Molly is the tech. Oh, no, I met her. I was eating empanadas by myself at 82. Nice. And she saw me, like, perk up at the talk of pinball circus because the guy who brought the white board. I think your phone just made a lot of noise. Yeah, that was me. Oh, yeah, she's around the corner. Um, let's make this a great vlog. So you guys are near Ashland and 63rd? We'll never know. I will shoot for domestic sale, Carmen. Yes, we are near Ashland and 63rd. That sounds... no. Accurate. That sounds very accurate. Yes. That sounds accurate. I'm going out to, uh, San Francisco, which I've never been to before. Dude, uh, uh, Alameda, the terrific... For TwitchCon. What? Twitch is having its very first conference, and I'm going to it, and, uh, I'm probably going to get a game to hold, like, a little panel or something. That would be rad. With a, uh, partner streamer. Molly declared that her embryon has a vagina. Fair enough, Roy. Jeez.
116:28
What'd he say? You. Who? Me. Nooooo! It's a VashBrain. A VashBrain. Well, he said green and number nine. That's the only stop I could think of. Oh, God, we've been dropping hints. Oh, no, stop, Internet. God, I forgot. Stop doing all that you're doing.
116:48
Wait, I didn't say what block you're from. Wait, your voice sounds like Anthony from Smosh. Who? Whose voice? And what is this Smosh you speak of? His voice. Hey, my butt. So, who's going to top my donation? Demented. My man. Yo, I love this solicitation, my friend.
117:11
But yeah, truly, who's going to top that? DTJ. Thank you, Gibson. I love you, man. They got naps up. Oh.
117:26
Cutiepie fan. Cap of Pride. What up, Cap of Pride? Bounce. Cradle. Snapshot. Oh, Jackie, your voice sounds like Anthony from Smog. What is Smosh? And how do I be this person? Maybe I am him. Do they make a lot of money? Are they rich? And do they get all the kisses from you? Three kisses.
117:58
My, my. Letters, too. Thanks for coming, man. Have a good night. Come back tomorrow for the last day of you sneaky son of a bitch.
118:10
I'll take it. Am I drinking the right whiskey? I think so. Yes. I have the full one because I over poured. Woo!
118:24
They're like number four most subbed page on YouTube? Oh! Um, okay, I'll take that. Maybe that is me. Oh! I know who it is! You guys can stop. I like sniping balls that are, you know, in multiball. Go for it, Steve. I like sniping balls, can I say. I'm a boss man. I do a need for you if we play Battlefield. Okay.
118:51
Dude, the last time I landed was like 2005. It was like Battlefield 1942, Need for Speed Underground 2 or something, and Day of the Thief. Oh, sure. I love Day of the Thief. Doing your waffles, you're allowed to donate as much as you want, but I think you're limited to donating three times. So if you're looking to donate $10,000 and then $50,000, you can donate another $100,000.
119:24
And then, you know, this stream will just turn into the most incredible TV show you've ever seen, because we're also working on something else, I'm just saying. Make out with your... bake out. Wait, is the thing that you said that you would do if you got, uh, partner... ...mapped again? It's still being tweaked to make sure it happens. Um, tell her to dial 300 on the box. Dial 300 on the box. And then I need you to come here and hold my balls. And then I'll...
120:05
I'm holding your balls back. Thanks buddy. That's cool, no worries. Mark's holding my balls. Come on up. Thanks buddy. Right flipper, left flipper. Pinballers! What's up, folksy boots? Just saying. Primitive. Xxxx, zombie! Xxxx! I play pinball arcade all the time on my phone. On the toilet. On the toilet during work hours. Yeah. Are your hands cold? Cole says DK. You can restart your team, huh? I just gotta get the ball to the...
120:56
It's all good. Got Cole hands! Kelly! How are you, dude? I'm great. I'm kind of spooky in here. Where is this? In there? Yeah, uh, being here since the day tonight with this guy is terrifying.
121:30
Mark playing TPA on the toilet with Vigo. Yes, yes. When was holding your ball I meant that bowl guy?
121:42
No, stop it, stop it. Oh stop it! What is it? A nerd's asking if I got plans to pop up on the computer. What nerd? Do you know Nick Hopkins? No, I hear the cool man. He's a nerd in our industry. Nick Hopkins? Yeah. I wish I says I'm already drinking. Cheers to you, dude. May all your drinks be cold and alcoholic. I like how it gets really serious, but then when he starts the, the, restart the multiball, it goes like . Well, the, the music got in the way of being customized, by the way. Wait, really? Yeah. Is that why it sounds way more like, uh... Yeah, like that. I don remember it saying one more time Is this your own custom DJ Is this DJ Deck Racer No it not Scott Benici the guy that printed up the actual physical deck flip paper he just saved 9 million from the Super Deck. Really? Yeah.
123:01
What I like about Pinball Streams vs. Fighting Game Streams is because it's not only the sausage fest. Fair enough. There's your first, you know.
123:13
Yeah, it only took how many? You got some drills here, guys. Okay, you will have to give me till next payday, and then I'll hook you up with $100 or $200, okay? Just so no one talks to me. You and your waffles, do your thing, man. Whatever you want to do. I appreciate it, though, man. I love you.
123:35
Oh, follow Jam. Thanks to Demented and Irish's donation, I will be drinking red wine tomorrow, folks. But don't get it twisted, I'm only drinking a single bottle of red wine. Oh, close there? Danger, you have a lot of kids. I do. Lurking hard or hardly lurking? Oh, man, you won exponentially. Hot dog. Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog. I don't know if you're going to be able to catch up to us point-wise. Well, here's what's going to happen. We're going to give you a bit of So for every point you get, we'll tack on like three more points. 20 points. Sure.
124:18
Well, yeah, if she gets one point, she's definitely annihilating us at that point. I'll start us off. You got it.
124:27
Yep, you go last. I do follow. Danger, you have a rocket. Pearson, red wine. Oh, God, the red wine. Let's get a three-way going. We have one going right now. Three points. Three players.
124:43
Hey, they were calling Gavin Guy Fieri earlier. They're like, you're fine. Whiskey and Rage loose again. Oh, is that what's in here? I thought it tasted funny.
124:58
Cool. That was, uh, weird. Granite. Granite? Granite. It's my favorite. There's a town in Texas called Marvel Falls, and one of their big things is just a wall of different kinds of stone. It looks like the Vietnam Memorial, except there's no bones on it.
125:35
Okay. Noobastore misses Guy Fieri. I always miss Guy, man. He's my favorite. Apology not accepted, Captain Gearson.
125:47
Arpa, what's up, buddy? Heart waffles. Those are cute. And delicious looking. I'm hungry. Quinn shared me.
126:05
You son of a broooom! You son of a broom! Love you. Mark is like an adult Zach. Yeah. Do you know Zach? Who's Zach? He's a 12 year old kid who's really good at pinball. Wait, was he the one who was here at your last? Yeah. Kind of the same guy. Okay. Hey Zach! Long hair. This is what you got to look forward to in 14 years. You'll get there, buddy.
126:39
Wait, crap. How old are you now? 26. I remember. Yeah? Yeah. How old is this? It was eight years ago. Cool.
126:50
44? Yeah. That's math. 44. What the hell are you talking about? It's eight years ago. Yeah. I've been a graduate of college. Oh.
127:04
1989 hype. That's right, me and T-Switch. I was born internet in 1981. Yeah, but that's like way cooler to be here than to be born. Why? Because I get lumped in with the 90s. The 90s, baby.
127:48
I haven't tried that all. Screw that target, man. That's garbage. No, no, no, no. Just letting it bounce over. Oh, yeah. It's a little dirty, honestly.
127:59
Oh, right on, Skippy. Yeah, my birthday's in February. The most complicated spelling of any month.
128:12
February? February. Wait, what's your birthday? What day is it? February? Yeah, which February? In 1981? Oh, the 19th. Oh, okay. My brother's is the 15th. Oh, nice. My mom's is the 5th. My sister is the 14th of February. Oh, isn't that a little Valentine's Day?
128:39
Oh, slow down! Well, you're killing it, so there's that. Scuba Diver, born in October of 1989. Yeah?
128:53
What time is it? Holy, I'm getting a whiskey. Whiskey butts, guys. I got the whiskey butts. What'd you call me? No, I was Hamlet.
129:24
Your boy's really good at hamming it up. He's a real ham. Of course. Of course! Internet, thank you. Thank you for nothing.
129:54
My V-day is in 15 days, can't believe I'm gonna be 30 freaking 6. Zombie! Don't quit it, man, I'm 34, and it's, uh... Things just stop mattering after a while.
130:17
As long as I'm not complaining when I turn 30, I think I'll be fine. Dude, 30, I had the, honestly, I partied harder when I was 30 than I did at any other age.
130:30
That, yeah. Turns off spitting beers in people's faces, fighting kids, like 30 was the year a lot of stuff happened. Kelly, this fella, this fella drank three bottles of wine on the stream. Oh, right. Three bottles of red wine, yeah. Okay. It was, I had to delete the recording because it was. Did you? It was a nightmare. Oh, well thank god you have that option. I was just sweating, screaming. I was wrestling these boxes. I actually woke up right here, sleeping, sort of, inside one of these boxes. Um, I was wearing a red cape that I found out there somewhere. It was pretty good. It was a lot of Batman masks happening.
131:17
Now I couldn't be in that one. Now I couldn't be in there all the time. Bring back Iron Man. You know what primitive? I would, but she's gone.
131:26
If you want to play her, she's at the Underground Lounge. The Underground Lounge. Have you played it yet? No. Because it still has my custom vocals on it. Which I think is awesome.
131:42
Do you play Xbox or PS? PS for life. I'm more of a PlayStation guy if I was to shut up. It was a clue. It was a clue to Couture. Alright, so Mark's putting up a bit of a birthday deficit here. I'm gonna ask him that. What are you guys doing after this? All of us. Welcome back, buddy. We're still trying to figure that out. That was a really weird... You should go to Belly Q. Oh, I've never been there. It's delicious.
132:17
It's expensive. Well, my mom, shout out to my mom. Yo, shout out to moms. She got me a $150 gift card to do sex. Oh, do sex. And that's right around the corner from me, so we might do that. I don't know. Kelly, what do you think we should do for sex?
132:39
Let's go to Randolph Street. This is the first time I've lit that tonight. Swear to me. I'm caught! Oh, the damn recognizer is the atom ball? Yes sir! Dude, keep hitting it and keep getting the balls.
133:06
Your super jackpot very much is the gem spell. If you can nail it. Yeah, see this is... Oh, you have to do simulation too once you're out of this. No. Yeah. Get out of town. Get out of here. No.
133:23
Donate to kids. JD can drink a bottle of wine for your birthday. Oh, not tonight, internet. That's really all I want. I've had plenty of whiskey. I think we're gonna find a new red wine bar. We'll do that tomorrow.
133:44
I'll give Mark a shout-out tomorrow for his V-Day. I completely missed the button. Yeah, that happens. From not keeping your hands on the button. I was trying to... Dude, you were... Oh, crap.
133:56
Oh, wow. Hello? My electric bill. Thanks for calling me. Where's Rachel? My wife. J.D., this is for your guests. Oh, my God. Are you guys posting the freaking Red Riding Hood photo of me? Imagine it, too. You nerd.
134:20
I was so drunk that night. So drunk. Mark wasn't lying when he said he played the belly button. Are you guys off work tomorrow? What's tomorrow?
134:31
Some sort of national holiday? Oh, yeah. I work. You work? I work. Wait, I thought you had tomorrow. Oh, no. No. Oh, that, that.
134:44
I'm going to have to. Well, that puts a hamper on my damper. That was a weird sound. Can't find chorus dot.
135:06
Just had a quick look. Turns out I have a dead Star Wars table in the bar right next to my house. Hell yeah dude, that game's weird. That's totally rad. That game is uh... Dude, I saw Bob Twitchell put up 136 on that game. 136 points? Millions of points.
135:26
Do it. Back to hell! Where's Rachel? Why so serious, man? Exactly. Thank you. Why so serious?
135:47
Is that ball three? Yeah. Mark just dominated that. I took last place. Keep going. You're gabbing now is what's happening.
136:04
I'm just giving her gabbing. All right. I have to do it up. Every morning I have to decide whether to go back to work. What?
136:15
I think that's everybody's work experience. Okay. Right? Uncle Carmy, I won't delete the VOD for tomorrow because I'm not drinking three bottles of freaking red wine. That was... I thought I was like a wrestling superstar. Like jumping off of ladders and destroying stuff. I played, oh, I was singing Fall Out Boy at the top of my lungs, and then I played an entire Saints of Day album and everyone was screaming at me. Is that? From what I remember. Like, that's an eagle? I do it every now and then. Really? What happens is, uh, if, like, the software that recognizes certain songs kicks in, it You will grab that portion and like mute it. Okay. But you can play whatever the hell you want. That's rad.
137:08
Night of Mia Ford. I am the night. Machines we have. Who is Jaded? Jaded is the guy that pretty much is the policeman of my stream. Thanks for... for being the man. Yes, exactly. Jaded deserves all the love. You should invite them here. Who, Jaded? Jaded, yeah. You should get all your mods. I did invite Jaded here. One of my mods is coming. Uncle Carmy is coming here. Arrrrggggg. Uhhh. Stop it. Nailed it. Get up there. Thanks, Dad. Thanks for never being there. Yo, Rachel Danger! Thanks for the follow!
138:08
Where's Rachel? Uh, that's my wife. Wow, Borat impersonations. This isn't, uh... My wife! Oh! Did you see that? That was some juggalitos.
138:27
That was very much juggalitos. Dude, when does the juggalo pinball happen? Wait, how do we make a freaking, yes, complete, clean poppy? Yeah. Mega multiball? Mega multiballs.
138:41
Oh my god. Mama! Oh. Damn. Where, where is that? I guess how much money I spent on the NASCAR pinball machine at the C-Bottle last night. Dude, NASCAR pinball is hilarious. It's also the Dale Earnhardt pinball machine. Wait, there's a... A Dale Earnhardt specific pinball machine. And it is just the reskin of NASCAR. Dude, I like the NASCAR machine. Where it jumps down through the apron? Yeah, that's a really great gimmick, Ben.
139:32
Do it. Thank you. Yeah, exactly, Primitive. Thank you so much. All right, Waffles, have a good one, buddy. We are on Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. Same bat time, different bat channel.
139:52
I hate rednecks and love NASCAR. Okay. I think I'm the opposite. I love rednecks and hate NASCAR. I like the idea of NASCAR. I love the idea of rednecks.
140:08
I like the idea of red cars. Dude, get up and ram, man. There we go. I gotta get that down the... Yeah, it is. You need that shot. What is that called? Chorus? No, no, when you... You know how the flippers are sensitive to... Oh, it's like a little cat passer? Yeah. That's not supposed to be really... doable on purpose on your machines. Like that? Oh, you mean staging the upper flipper? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
141:00
What about the idea of red pants? I think red pants have a place in society, for sure. I am a firm believer in red pants. Red pants.
141:16
Shirt. I contacted Andrew Highway today to see if I can't get one of his new machines on here. Wait, there's a guy who's actually named Highway at Highway Pinball? He's the guy that, yeah. Like Highway at Mr. Highway. It's weird because that's his last name. That's cool. Yep. So I contacted Andrew Highway to try to get his machine on the stream.
141:48
And we'll see how that goes. It's like another racing game, right? Yes, it's like a dirt bike racing game. And his machines are... Sorry, there's only one good... His machines are modular. What does that mean? Meaning you buy the entire machine, and then every game you buy from them from now on, all you have to do is buy the playfield. And you just swap out the playfield. But what if I want them all lined up in a row? Then you're going to have to buy a bunch of different cameras.
142:18
But if you're like I like a cabinet yeah You're like I can play this game or I want to play the alien game or I want to play this you just Lock in the cab of the plate field you play. I would love to see it again. It's being made by a highway
142:36
Bruh I knew that bro You're fine, oh only takes one ball this mask gets so sweaty for no freaking reason
142:48
Ah, Uncle Carmy, frickin' Molly. Red Pence, you're fine. You can do everything you need to do in one ball. I promise you. Swear to me. Here we go.
143:21
Oh, farts. Nailed it. Not really. I cannot find that damn shop from Cradle and Fist. There's a new world! Oh god. Oh, that's a tilt. That's a tilt. What? No? Yo, where's Molly, Internet? Tell me.
144:17
Whoa, free gem. Karma! Wasn't quite a tilt. It was close, though. I can't touch the game now. I have to start playing HLs. I have two dangers.
144:47
Sharks! Well this machine is set up about as hard as you can. Yes. It's also extremely steep. Yeah. Like look at the...the legs. Well here, look at the level bubble here. You can see it's supposed to be between those two lines. Oh, I see. Yeah. That's how you know that they're... No, it's just trying to steal your money. We're just doing this to make it a little more interesting and not take like three hours to play the ball. You know, somebody on the Pinball subreddit who's from Inga-land came out here for some corporate touch and touch and he did a review of all the barcades that count. Oh really? And... Inga- Inga-land? Yeah, you know, the UK, all that stuff. But they were kind of... Oh, Lazarus. They said that whoever owns Logan Arcade, like, probably doesn't want anybody to actually use their game. Why? Because they were set up so hard with no ball state and actually cost money. Well, number one, freaking get over yourself. Yeah, and they were pissed that they didn't have any Miller Lite on tap. What? No Miller Lite on tap? Or maybe they did. All the other places they were pissed off that they didn't have Miller Lite. That's hilarious. And then I think they probably had it in the can. Oh my gosh. Why no Miller Lite on tap? One. Oh crap. Oh crap!
146:46
Keep farting about it. Nailed it. Nailed it! Nailed it! Jackie, child manufacturer, you have two danger. I'm a child manufacturer. I'm working on it. We'll get some dangers out there in the world, eventually.
147:12
Is Uncle Tommy a Chicago? No, he's from Pittsburgh. No, I'm sorry, Portland. But he's a childhood friend of Stan. You know Stan. Oh, of course. Nicholas Stan.
147:36
Oh, we are making money. Hand over fist. No, I think it's two. So you got some, you can catch up. I think I burned through all my multi-balls. I gotta work. You gotta work. Stage, here it comes. Here comes that stage.
148:00
See, I meant that part in the back. Hell yeah, the stage is real, kids. Is this a super jackpot? Wait, you said I got a 9 mil super jackpot earlier? Off of, uh, disc. How does that work? So, you have to hit disc while you're in the multi-ball enough that, uh, the gate comes up. Right. Then while the gate's up during multi-ball, you hit that enough until it goes down, then one shot to it gives you the super. Okay. Bounce over, I love you. Alright, let's stage the upper flipper. What's the first strategy on this game? Just, uh... Just do that. Well, no, just hitting, uh, recognizing. It's basically like my medieval strategy.
148:43
I'm a castle man, what can I say? I am also a castle man, holy crap. Are you kidding me? Just watch it go down the drain. Who cares? Probably won't. Alright, we have double scoring going, which means If I start to see a simulation, it's going to be worth double the money for the collect. Here we go.
149:05
Extra time. Four double scoring. Here we go. So this should be worth four. No, two. Then four. Yeah, four.
149:22
Look at it. You got the skinny one. I'm wearing a Batman mask, damn it. I can't let the internet down.
149:33
No! All the money I just threw at you. Oh, my God. At least you got the bonus. Oh, my God. I didn't get anything.
149:43
I don't even know where... I forgot what I had to do. Wait, so what do I need to get to see a simulation? Um, you are... You're ready. Oh really? Yeah. Just the arcades? Scoop Arena. Yep, you're ready.
150:07
I'm eating the game now. Alright, cool. Okay, let's do that. Get in that scoop thing now. Now that I'm aware. He's aware.
150:27
I'm like Skynet, man. It's self-aware. Cradle, my man. I have summoned Molly. Where? Where is she, dammit?
150:45
I like this music. Shoot Clue helmets. You said I could get Clue by hitting that over and over. Or... You could shoot the red flashing arrows and that'll just spot Clue for you instead of doing the chopper or whatever that is. So anything that has a flashing Clue helmet right now. So like the far left orbit, the Korra shot, those will all be there for you. But if you're comfortable doing that, that's where the money comes from. Nice, Brick and Stub. Alright, you gotta spell clean one more time. Woo! One more time. Hey Pinball, didn't know you played Batman. Yeah, sorry. The cobra? The cobra. Aye yi yi. You were on your way, buddy. That's... That's that, bud. Not bad. Oof da. Now Kelly's gonna get like a hundred and fifty. And then we run final lives. Mark is a learning computer. Thanks. Thank you, Mr. Carpenter. Patrick! Come here, the end of the line!
152:22
Terminator 4, Rise of Red Pants. It happens, man. I was kinda. No, he's just a nice, long-haired guy being an android.
152:42
Good job, birthday boy. Alright Uncle Kermie, have a good night man, I love you and I'll see you soon, brother.
153:13
Very cute. Wait, go to Maude's Liquor Bar. Go to freaking Maude's on Randolph. It is the most delicious damn... Give me something back. Whoa, whoa, slow down now. I think we're tied.
153:34
Jeez. So, I won that? You won that. And then, you got to pick it? One, two, we are tied, yes. This is the last game of the night, internet. Lordy, lord. I need this mask off my face because I'm sweating my crap off. Oh, God. There's some living tissue over the pinball skeleton. All right, I'll start it off. Here we go. This is it. Get your money out, folks. Who's going to win it? It's for all the marbles. Get your last bet, friend. My fellas, and other fellas. Final bets? And you ladies, who are also fellas. Final bets?
154:21
Look at that lifeline. Look at that frickin' lifeline. You got a long life ahead of you. I'm going ham on this life right now.
154:31
He doesn't approve of your weak-ass pinball skills, Batman. Oh, we got Batman in the mess. What is that bend that all the time? So you get that when you go through this little roll over here. Okay. And it helps you do stuff and things. Nailed it. Wait, is that Christian Bale or Ben Affleck? Oh yeah, they did some... You freaking shark! Oh I didn't see, I didn't see Wayne Manor. Manewar. I like it. Wayne Manewar, hoo hoo.
155:20
Where's Red Riding Hood, the one in the pic? I can probably go get that. Oh, darn it. Oh! Christian Affleck or Ben Bell.
156:29
Ooh! We got a real live Assassin's Creed over here. What's up, buddy? Good to see you back. I have a really creepy cape. Is it warm? It's not. You know, if I was going to wear a cape, I'd want it to be warm. It's got to be warm. This one is not. And going into the second hall, who takes the lead? Up next up to tee is Jack Danger. He is rocking a red cape. Let's see how that affects his play people. And he tees off. Come on! Get... Oh, I love you. That's corrupt. It's been good, man. It's good to see you. I hope you're well. Is this all good?
157:28
Well, all those burgers... I signed up for, uh, Postmates. Oh, nice! And the guy screwed up our burgers. Me and my roommate got, you know, the first, with all the lettuce and the tomatoes and the cheese. And the Stoner Ding Dong... Stoner Ding Dong, man. ...ordered two burgers. So there was just the bun and the burger.
157:56
And we waited an hour and a half for these Shake Shack burgers, you know, that were like cold once they came in. That sucks, dude.
158:04
But I feel like it gave me the sustenance I needed to drink most of that. I want to, oh, damn, a burger's hot. And when I go out there, there's nobody there. Yeah, there's people outside outside with a thing of gasoline lighting up fireworks. That's, that's safe.
158:29
For the kids. You know, for kids. Hello, hello, how about a baby? Hello, how about a baby?
158:43
Oh! I'll add you as a ball three, you know? Guys, I do have a Snapchat. If you look below, if you're a subscriber... I don't have a place to send my ghosties. Send me your Snapchat name and I will add you and then we can snap all the chats. Make sure they're disgusting, though.
159:15
See, you ever play the Street Fighter game a lot? I can't even relate to it. Like, yeah, I'm not sure whether it's a good game or not, but I really like the fast, lower play field. Like, that's one of the most satisfying games ever. I played one at Pinball. Oh yeah. Nice, nice. I'm going to keep up pace. I think that's six million there. You know what, if you beat Jack and I beat Jack, then I win. Wait, is this my ball? That's your ball. Make a turn. Just make a turn.
160:07
Oh, hit the... Oh, you've got to be kidding me. I drank that on purpose. Karma, bitch. Yes, that is the machine made by Capcom. Donate to kids. And Jaded, yes, pinballs with a Z in Austin. It was rad. I went to the one that isn't in Buddha, but in Austin proper. Just F my own biscuit.
160:33
With this kick, I... Oh, that's a... Nice, going with the kick maneuver and a little backhand. That... I'm a... as a small fella, you know, I gotta...
160:53
I gotta... I will say, I... that as a maneuver, I've only seen by one person two people, and they've both been ladies. But I don't suppose it's a lady-only thing.
161:06
No! No! MTV Herman. All right, Kelly. You need not many points. Not many points. But you win. You win this evening. Sir. Pleasure. I had some great games for you. Some of the best games of time. Well, it's been a terrible game of trying to end on, but we're going to have to.
161:36
600,000. Yeah, we got it. Oh! Wait, so you beat me by a little. Yeah. Can you hit number two right here? Yep.
161:52
Internet, thank you so much for coming. I love you. A big happy birthday to Mark Sheridan, ladies and gentlemen. Put your flippers up, your hands together, everything. That's awesome. Kelly came out to support her, man. That's fun.
162:07
Gavin, who was here earlier, thank you, Gavin, for letting us blow up your game. This is very fun. Thanks, Gavin. Thank you, folks, for all the donations, all the subscriptions, all the follows. I love all of you. I couldn't do this without you. Maybe. No, I couldn't do it without you. I love you guys.
162:24
Tomorrow is the last day on Tron. and then I'm going to put up the vote for what next week's game is going to be. The week after that is probably going to be Kiss.
162:35
But next week is going to be something. I don't know what it's going to be. So go drink some whiskey, blow off some fireworks, yell at your mom, all that fun stuff, and go play pinball, folks. I love you. Have a good night. See you later.
162:51
Have a wonderful night, ladies and gentlemen, and be safe. Be safe. Hey, look at this. Look at this. Look at this thing. Look at this. What's happening here?
163:03
Look at those red pants. Too much to drink. Your mama's got too much of that whiskey in her body. Hey, you know what else would make my birthday? What? You know, a little toilet in the room. Oh, yeah, we want that? Have you had that yet? No. Are you kidding me? Well, we talked about it. All right, we're going right now. We're going right now. No, no talking. We're leaving. Internet, goodbye. I love you. Goodbye, Internet. I love you guys. Can we smoke on the roof? If you give me a second.