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APRIL-JUNE 2019 Top Twitch Clips For Dead Flip!

Dead Flip·video·6m 11s·analyzed·Jun 27, 2019

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TL;DR

Deadflip April-June 2019 Twitch highlight compilation with gameplay clips and commentary.

Summary

This is a highlight reel compilation of Deadflip's Twitch stream clips from April-June 2019, featuring unscripted gameplay commentary, reactions to ball drains and saves, and humorous banter. The content is largely stream-of-consciousness with minimal coherent narrative structure.

Key Claims

Deadflip describes himself as a 'God-tier pinball player' who doesn't drain
low confidence · Spoken as self-deprecating humor during gameplay
Multiple magnets affect ball control during gameplay
high confidence · Direct observation of magnet interactions during play: 'The magnet just mega-effed us, bro'

Notable Quotes

“I'm a God-tier pinball player. I don't drain.”
Deadflip (Jack Danger)@ 1:18 — Self-deprecating humor about pinball skill, contradicted immediately by actual drains
“That save was ridiculous!”
Deadflip (Jack Danger)@ 1:57 — Reaction to impressive flipper save during gameplay
“We won. Alright, so now we gotta get the bonus. Ready? Here we go. 280 tickets, internet.”
Deadflip (Jack Danger)@ 5:26 — Celebration of game win and ticket payout

Entities

DeadflippersonJack DangerpersonKiraperson

Transcript

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I'm about to show you something I hate, but I'm about to show you. But I did it in an artistic way, okay? I did it in an artistic way that I think works, okay?

Waves to me. Wah! Wah! Oh! Wah! Oh, no, it's fine, it's fine. All right, little story. Here's some story time. You ready for some frickin' stories? I have a bladder. My stomach is mostly bladder. He is guarding the ball. I am.

This doesn't look...dirty. Oops! Okay, we gotta knock that out of the...there's no fucking way to hold those.

Are you kidding me, dude? The magnet just mega-effed us, bro. us bro weiner i'm a weiner as each beer oh please please dead flip don't clip that please dead flip clip that if you can hear a problem in the audio donate five dollars are we gonna play yeah we're you and you we're a loser I'm a God-tier pinball player. I don't drain. You what the fuck? Fudging fudge dude The ball Someone Listen something did you see that guys I angry

Do you play pinball at all? I'm tired. Still... she's actually hitting... That save was ridiculous! 27 years.

What? Are you ready to see me drain? We're having like the dance shows with the line and then people go down the center and they do everything. Oh yeah, you gotta have the people separating it and you're just doing your thing down there.

They got away! They got away! Wait, that guy was holding a gun! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Oh! We are trying to be extremely wholesome. Although, Kira wants to basically, like, Hulk smash this thing right now. Woo! No, you won't get it! Wait, what are you, what are you fucking doing? Just so, internet, my brain stopped working. My brain I thought I I imagined shooting the shot and then blacked out That called a life catch That called a fumble I'm just getting my penis chopped all the way off.

I want your games to fucking glow in the midnight darkness of death. In stadiums. Is this game all about whacking dudes?

We do the job for free. We don't have much time. I got all the time in the world. Fuck, why do I keep saying that? Money.

Money. Oh, yeah. Monkey cat. Nobody saw that. Going on a foreigner ride, kids. We're going to ride that foreigner.

Thank you for your money. Now, get really close and say, flippers and butts. Get really close to it. Flippers and butts. Thank you.

It's the name of the song. I don't know, like running down a dream. Let me hear the flippers. Have a great night. I got a baby to pull out of my wife vagina Oh my We way off center Oh, okay, I'll fix it. Hey you!

Hey hey you you! Wanna take? No stick! We lost once in a crate All the niggas wanna take Sit tight, no sling I just wanna try to lick

ITA! Oh! That was good! Wow, fuck this game! Okay, it's just as it's coming around. That's it. Right there. Yep, just as it's coming around. This is it.

Boom. We won. Alright, so now we gotta get the bonus. Ready? Here we go. 280 tickets, internet. The game is currently pooping points. Jimmy Jam, we got some flippers and butts. It's a little early in the stream. I haven't quite had enough libations to do too many dances.