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STAR WARS PREMIUM - Stern 2107 (08/28/2017)

Dead Flip·video·2h 55m·held·Sep 9, 2017
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TL;DR

DeadFlip streams Star Wars (Premium), discusses mechanics and 'Han Solo' strategy amid machine leveling issues.

Summary

Max Aydin (DeadFlip) streams Star Wars (Premium) pinball machine at Logan Arcade on August 28, 2017. The stream features extended gameplay commentary, discussion of game mechanics and strategy (including the 'Han Solo' method), and issues with machine leveling. Multiple players battle on the game while chat interaction and subscriber acknowledgments continue throughout.

Key Claims

  • Star Wars (Premium) has been updated with new code/animations since previous play

    medium confidence · Max Aydin, discussing the machine at Logan Arcade: 'Oh, we didn't update the code or the animation for this yet' and later acknowledging 'this game's got some updates since last time I played it'

  • The game has different playability characteristics between Pro and Premium versions

    medium confidence · Max Aydin asks 'After playing both the pro and the premium, what would you say plays better?' indicating he's played both versions and wants to evaluate differences

  • Star Wars (Premium) machine at Logan Arcade has leveling issues

    high confidence · Max and guest Brad Smith repeatedly discuss the machine leaning: 'I'm pretty sure this game is leaning like a thumb bit' and 'It is leaning in both directions' and 'The lean is out of this world'

  • Lando appears on Pro or LE versions but not as a playable character on Premium

    medium confidence · Max states: 'Where's Lando? So Lando shows up, I think on either the pro or the LE. He's a pop bumper... but he is no pickable character'

  • Sam Stern factory stream, the Star Wars machine was assembled last-minute with incomplete assembly

    medium confidence · Max explains: 'When I did that stream Sam Stern for this game, they threw that machine together for me last minute, and somebody forgot to plug in the dust guard all the way'

Notable Quotes

  • “We're going to be here drinking and flipping. I got a list of games that we weren't supposed to touch, but there are some games here that we are going to be battling on this week for sure, including No Fear, Doctor Who, Dad at Star Wars, a couple more.”

    Max Aydin @ Early in stream — Establishes the week-long streaming residency at Logan Arcade and the games available for play

  • “It is leaning in both directions, which doesn't make any sense.”

    Max Aydin @ Mid-stream during Brad Smith's turn — Highlights a significant mechanical issue with the machine that affects gameplay

  • “Do you do the RGDU Death Star thing or do you do some... I haven't tried it yet. Oh, yeah. So, something I'm experiencing with this is the... the Han Solo way of doing things.”

    Max Aydin (quoting chat suggestion) @ Mid-stream strategy discussion — Documents community-known strategy variations for Star Wars Premium gameplay

  • “Would you recommend Star Wars for a home arcade? A hundred percent, man. This game's got some depth, and it can be frustrating, and those are two great things.”

    Max Aydin @ Late in stream — Direct recommendation to home collectors about the Premium version

  • “The Han strategy came from Steve out himself.”

    Max Aydin (responding to Brad Smith) @ Mid-stream discussion — Attributes a known game strategy to a community designer/expert (likely Steve Bowden or similar figure)

Entities

Max AydinpersonBrad SmithpersonStern PinballcompanyLogan ArcadevenueStar Wars (Premium)gameDeadFliporganizationSteve BowdenpersonJoel ReevespersonOwl AnonymouspersonChicago Leagueorganization

Signals

  • ?

    venue_signal: Max Aydin establishes week-long streaming residency at Logan Arcade, using the location to demo multiple pinball titles to online audience

    high · Max states: 'We're going to be here drinking and flipping... for the entire week. That is correct, folks' and references games like No Fear, Doctor Who, Star Wars

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Community has developed and documented specific strategic approaches to Star Wars Premium, including the 'Han Solo' method of shot sequencing

    medium · Chat and Max discuss 'Han Solo way' strategy: 'Han, Tatooine, left ramp until Endor, Endor mode, plus Tatooine mode, battle for Endor, escape'; attributed to Steve Bowden

  • ?

    product_concern: Star Wars Premium machine at Logan Arcade has significant leveling problems affecting gameplay, leaning in multiple directions simultaneously

    high · Max and Brad Smith repeatedly identify issue: 'It is leaning in both directions, which doesn't make any sense' and 'The lean is out of this world' and 'it feels pretty solid' but observable bias

  • ?

    design_innovation: Star Wars Premium includes auto-lock shot system for plunging without button press, described as beginner-friendly improvement

    medium · Max explains: 'You see how I didn't plunge with the button, but it still locks my shots in place? Great for beginners, because beginners didn't know anything about the damn do-do-do'

  • ?

    content_signal: Max uses multiple camera angles during stream including lock bar/bash cam to show hand position and shot mechanics to viewers

Transcript

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0:00
Hey everybody, it's me, Max Aydin. I know everyone just tuned in for the gameplay about my personality, so I'll be turning the mic up. Here we go.
0:15
We're playing Star Wars at the premium today, boys. Let's blow up the Darth Star. I'm a rook. What is up, my man? You're my man, my man.
0:49
Damn, it feels good to be back. How sick did you get from the pinball gods not playing pinball? It was an allergy attack that I got that was the worst, actually. It was pretty fricked. What's going on dudes? A-Campus here. I know immediately I gotta move my freaking chat over here. Move this. Yeah, back to it. Sorry, we took a couple days off there. I was sick and then I was tired. and then the world of pinball exploded. So now we're here.
1:37
Welcome aboard, Tex. Thank you. Joel Reeves, for the TNA stream. One of the best pinball streams ever. Flippers and butts up. Wanted to thank you again for the TNA stream, one of the best pinball streams ever. I agree, Joel Reeves. I love you, man. Thank you so much for the 10-word thread.
1:57
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high · Max: 'I have a lock bar camera here so you can see when I'm bashing the crap out of it' and 'That is why I wanted this camera, so you can see how I cross my hands'

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Star Wars Premium exhibits deep rule stacking potential with modes like Tatooine, Endor, Death Star, and Escape from Tatooine; complexity requires strategy to manage

    high · Chat and Max discuss stacking modes and 'dumbed down version' of rules; Max notes difficulty following shot sequences and need for practice

  • ?

    manufacturing_signal: Stern assembled Star Wars Premium hastily for factory stream, resulting in incomplete assembly (unplugged dust guard)

    medium · Max recounts: 'When I did that stream at Stern for this game, they threw that machine together for me last minute, and somebody forgot to plug in the dust guard all the way'

  • ?

    community_signal: Pinball streaming community actively collaborates and cross-promotes; Joel Reeves' TNA stream praised and acknowledged during DeadFlip broadcast

    high · Max thanks Joel Reeves: 'Joel Reeves, for the TNA stream. One of the best pinball streams ever' and calls out Owl Anonymous (Patrick) for streaming support

    • Turn the volume up. Click, click, ding dong. Alright, did that save? Welcome aboard, kid. Do you remember when Dead Underscore Flip used to stream pinball? Tater Salad one month away from that freaking two years. Welcome aboard, Tex. Ladies and gentlemen, Flickers and Butts up in Elvira's Party Monster for three months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, blow it up for everybody. How's it going, folks? Welcome back. Can you hear me okay? I might raise this mic a little bit. I feel like I'm leaning.
    2:42
    I feel like I'm leaning. Dude, 23. You were so close. All right. I'm sending out a tweet that I'm live. Sounds good? Yeah, girl.
    2:55
    Yeah, girl. Alright, post it. We are live on Stern Pinball. Okay, apparently Stern Pinball Star Wars Premium at Logan Arcade. It's a mouthful.
    3:25
    Exclamation point location if you want to know where we're at. Ladies and gentlemen, blow it out your ass. The arcade looks so amazing. I know. I love streaming on this side of the bar, which I never get to do because they don't usually put pins over here. But Star Wars happens to be by itself over here. It's going to be dope. How you been? This week's got to be better than the last couple. Dude.
    3:45
    Jeff, you're telling me, man. You're telling me. Welcome aboard, Junior. Let's keep pinball fun and not creepy.
    3:56
    Water polo for 20 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers at pot time.
    4:04
    You are four months away from that golden badge, my friend. Oh. Oh, I think I went live before I went to the bathroom.
    4:18
    All right. We may do a dance here for a little bit. I think we'll be okay. Tweet. Yeah, those were weird mega arcade tables. Oh, yeah, right.
    4:36
    I'm going to run to the restroom really quick. I can't, man. The show's already live. Go pee for crying out loud. Let me tweet first.
    4:46
    I've got to get my tweet on. Thanks for helping me do social media. Ladies and gentlemen, if you could do me a solid.
    4:53
    Go retweet that if you could for me. I would appreciate it. And let me know you did it, so I can kiss ya. The button cam is now the P-cam, yes. So we will be taking the camera to the toilet.
    5:10
    Next. Paste. Alright, Logan Arcade. Boom. Stern Pinball. It's Stern Pinball Inc. Right? Boom. Okay. Sure.
    5:25
    Alright, we're good. No P-Jug? By the way, because this premium, Star Wars premium, just came in, there's a good chance there's going to be a lot of people coming to battle us, you know?
    5:44
    So... String pinballs and LLC. Mm-hmm. Stern Pinball is an LLC. Oh my god, I'm scared to eat here. So, I aimed the camera at the lock bar here, so you guys can see this action too, you know? So it doesn't look like I'm just smacking, smacking it.
    6:08
    It's 100% a junk cam. But, ah, dude, Jeff, love ya. Ya sexy, ya so great. Welcome aboard, Junior. We must back to the past. DMD or... Welcome aboard, Junior. ...and then the penis screen. Wonko for 28. Are you kidding me, dude?
    6:55
    28 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. And at that freaking... That mark, dog. You at that mark. You know what I'm saying? Love you, girl. Flip us and buzz up. I love you, girl. We're drinking G&Ts.
    7:13
    See my fancy lime? Oh. Jay Fader, you're my hero, you son of a... Jay Fader, let's make out. Okay, is that a lemon? It's just a really yellow lime.
    7:36
    G&T Best Cocktail, hands down, dude. Gin and tonic. You know what's funny? If someone handed you a gin and tonic when you were 13, you would taste it, and you know what you would do? you would spit it out and go, that was the grossest thing I've ever tasted. Same with beer, you know? Some of that shit tastes disgusting. Don't eat to kids. But let me tell you, it grows on you, you know? It grows on you.
    7:59
    So this game's going to be louder than the pinball machine, this, like, New Amsterdam City game. I might go steal the keys to make this louder. When I was 13, beer was the grossest. Exactly! Beer was freaking disgusting! Beer! I hate beer. Yeah, a lot of people hate beer. A lot of people hate bears.
    8:19
    So this is what the stream is going to be from now on. I don't even know why this screen exists. I do not.
    8:44
    That's the lock bar, not my penis. The length is often confused for each other, that's true. Okay, so I'm going to go get another drink. Yeah, Killer Queen? Over there. I'm going to get another...look how fresh his hair cut looks, dude. I mean, come on. It's already been like two weeks, it still looks good. I'm drinking gin and tonics because we're trying to slim it up. And it's working, oh my god it's working. Okay, let me get a drink. Let me get the keys to turn the game up just a little bit. Dribble Danger, what's up? Alright, give me one second. Internet, tell each other jokes. I'll go full screen with this so you guys can stare at the pretty lights in the background.
    9:43
    I'm sorry. Did someone just come over here and touch something? He broadcasts hours at a time advertising for the bar. Yes, I do.
    11:01
    Wait, what happened? SB, what's up, baby? How was the Michigan trip? The Michigan trip was nuts. Wait, what's that? Oh, I can turn it up. Yeah, I got you.
    11:15
    That was a good guess, though. That could be good. Thank you, dude. Appreciate it. My man. Someone came by and touched your butt. No, he did not touch my butt. Okay. What are we missing?
    11:34
    I get the keys whenever I want. Is there a way for me to fix the location to say arcade instead of arcadey? Does it say arcade with an E? Oh, did I screw something up?
    11:51
    Okay, I will fix that really quick, and then we'll get to the pinballing. Moobot and the masters of the Mooboverse. The Mooboverse. Manless.
    12:06
    Alright, location, edit, arcade, arcade. Wait, am I missing something? Arcade, there, fixed it. You're not watching Starcade, did you? There's an extra A? Okay, cool. Any thoughts on SB? I'm trying not to talk about that, buddy.
    12:46
    I will be watching Starcade the second we turn this stream off. But it's running for so long that there's enough. There's enough. Got to go back after five. All right. See you, Jeff. Okay.
    13:01
    All right, folks, I'm about to do the intro. All right. I want to see. Yo, Al Anonymous, how you doing? It's so quiet in there. It's about to get nasty because the party for the wrap-up of the Chicago League is about to happen. Thank you, SB. I appreciate it. Welcome aboard, kid. Doc Brown. 23 months, dude. You're one month away from the Golden Badger. Beautiful. Ladies and gentlemen, flip his butts up. Holy crap. Doc Brown. one month away, dude. It's time to party. Oh, we're probably going to get Andrew W.K. on the show. There we go.
    13:40
    Yeah, Michigan was nuts. So, what was I going to say? Oh, how many of you think you have my dead flip introduction down? Right? How many of you think you got it down? Because even Crystal, who's been on the show forever, only knows snippets.
    13:57
    You know? Snips. Stop typing and start balling. J-P-P. Ow. Who's typing? I ain't typing shit. What is the pen to your right, to the right of front? Our left. So you got RoboCop and Game of Thrones on either side. So that's Game of Thrones and RoboCop on the other side. I got your whole show down. How anonymous. I love you.
    14:19
    Current or old? Oh, man. David Jaded knows what's up. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Jet Slip Pinball. Today is Monday. Insert date. Won't do it. We are at Logan Arcade and will be for the entire week. That is correct, folks. We're going to be here drinking and flipping. I got a list of games that we weren't supposed to touch, but there are some games here that we are going to be battling on this week for sure, including No Fear, Doctor Who,
    14:56
    Dad at East Star Wars, a couple more. It's going to be dope. Yo, Crystal, are you coming? Logan week! I love it because I can leave my gear here.
    15:10
    I'm not like going out of my way to spend a week somewhere. It's actually them doing me a solid so I can drunkenly pack up my gear and throw it in like the back room next to the trash can. And hopefully it's not sent out.
    15:25
    Boo, Who dees Star Wars? Daddy eats barf? Whoa. Hold up, I need to log into my alt for the stream. Alright, SB.
    15:36
    Yeah, they like to move the games around. Yo, J-Lo, how you doing? Gorgeous. I love you. You guys like this shirt? You can have this shirt if you type exclamation point swag. S-W-A-G. This is a shirt from Double Danger.
    15:51
    It's pretty legit. I love baseball tees. Did you see the baseball tees that the partners are getting from TwitchCon?
    16:00
    It says partner in like, first off, it's purple instead of black here. All the black's purple. And it says partner really big here on the front. And then on the back, it'll say dead flip. And I think it says 17 for everybody.
    16:16
    You know? I totes going to wear that shirt today. Dude, you should. You turtle. Star Wars Dreams in 2017 lol.
    16:30
    Welcome aboard, Pets. Yo, I love that. Mohawa, for 20 months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Dude, you are four months away from being that OG.
    16:44
    The man everyone wants you to be. Hooking it up. So we have a lock bar camera here so you can see when I'm bashing the crap out of it. Now, this has some pretty good updates since last time. I played it. Jay Fader.
    17:03
    Jay Fader, welcome to the league. Your amazing ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Show some love in the chat for the brand new StubHype. Jay, right there, buddy. Give me your freaking phone number. We're making out. Give it to me right now. or whenever you want to.
    17:26
    Liked by Ryan Adams that we are live right now. Ryan Adams, if you're in chat, thank you, buddy. Bash cam or crotch cam? It's a bash cam. Look.
    17:46
    The face when dad won't ask for your number. Yes, the Ryan Adams. Internet, thank you. Please go find that tweet that we're live and retweet that for me if you could. That would be amazing. Crotch cam for sure.
    18:08
    It's not a crotch cam. All right, let's see if the game's loud enough. Are you ready? Yeah, that's loud enough. Owl, thank you so much for the host, buddy. Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't know, by the way, Owl, aka Patrick, is a good buddy of mine. Also a streamer. He streams like Candy Cab stuff and pinball machines. You need to check him out. He's the dopest dude. Can I get a cast recommend for Owl Anonymous, please? Just another Manic Monday. Oh, we didn't update the code or the animation for this yet. So, there it is. You got it, buddy. So, R2-D2, if you didn't know, okay, how do you get that screen to pop up? Does it hold the left flipper? Okay. Holy shards. Take Han Solo, then light tattooing missions, then loop the left ramp to end our lights, then play the vendor mode stack with tattooing. When you complete that stack the endorsements with Escape from Tatooine to get so many points. My G-scans. Dude, ZZ Top. Holy what the what?
    19:27
    Okay, hold on. Han Solo. Tatooine Missions. Dude, I can't even follow that. I can't even read what you just typed.
    19:48
    So, EasyTop, do this. Say one or two words, right, then the greater than sign. One or two words, greater than sign. Yeah, all anonymous. Minus R2D2, Death Star, loop branch stack. Exactly. That is my way of playing. instructions unclear, three house walls. I'm going to do this, and then we'll do yours. We'll do yours once you make it easier to read.
    20:14
    Zach, it's good to see you, buddy. I love you. By the way, Jay, again, Jay Fader, you're gorgeous. Where's Lando? So Lando shows up, I think on either the pro or the LE. He's a pop pumper, and they play some clips of him, but he is no pickable character. Uh, yeah.
    20:35
    I play this game by hitting the three bank and then immediately joining. Got it, I'll get right on it. Here we go.
    20:43
    Nailed it. Did I win the game? Okay, here's why we're playing this. Are you ready? I'm not confident on the premium.
    21:04
    My backhands don't make all the time. And like that. Dude, I'm going to make it in my pants if that happens again.
    21:16
    Also, I'm pretty sure this game is leaning like a thumb bit. Alright. Let's crap up here for a second. Thank you for your candor. Mmm, I love you. That's the dumbed down version. Han, light Tatooine, yo, thank you Star Wars. I'm going to need you to do that a couple of times. Okay, I like to stack these two. Okay. And then you take your pants off. Oh, we're not going to do that. I'm gonna do that.
    22:00
    Dumb down version. Still complicated, dumb down version. Wow! That drain sucked. Um... I'm not gonna worry about taking my pants off. Dumbed it. So, three shot multiplier, that's how I play Star Wars though.
    22:28
    We'll go bonus. Here's something they did change. You see how I didn't plunge with the button, but it still locks my shots in place? Great for beginners, because beginners didn't know anything about the damn do-do-do.
    22:53
    Okay. Got an idea. That is why I wanted this camera, so you can see how I cross my hands and stuff. Alright, back on my main. Dude, main. I like it.
    23:11
    Remember World of Warcraft? Alright, we're not going to worry about our multipliers until we start getting close to something.
    23:19
    So, let's shoot Death Star. All right, Hyperloop should work. Oh, the save. I want to see if Backhand Hyperloop works. Oh, please.
    23:42
    Internet, okay, you've got to tell me if I have warnings, all right? We're throwing credits away. Okay, we're good.
    23:56
    Good. All right, three shot. You have two warnings. Thanks. Just. All right, we're going three shot. Multiply it.
    24:08
    Right there. Hey, look down at your shirt. Oh, I get it. They're killing. 15. Massive. 15. Two. First of all, let's run straight.
    24:23
    uh... now uh... if needed Yo, what's up, Silver? Please! Okay, how many is that? Two? Silver Girl, hopefully this stream won't end up with half of the Death Star open. Nah, dude. So, okay, a little inside baseball for those of you that don't know. When I did that stream at Stern for this game, they threw that machine together for me last minute, and somebody forgot to plug in the dust guard all the way.
    25:24
    I thought that was two, so I didn't want to push that. Alright, let's try that again. Nailed it. Four targets.
    25:41
    Lock them in. Nailed it. Don't need it. We're going to drain really quick. You're so rushed. I'm so rouched? Call him Jack Skywalker.
    26:05
    Alright, so I think what we're going to do is try to stay 40 the entire time. Right? So we're going to get to 40. So it goes up there to kind of hit this, right? Oh my god, that is the most dangerous craft.
    26:30
    Super dangerous. Alright, we got off-lit too, which is great. After playing both the pro and the premium, what would you say plays better? plays better. That's why we're playing this right now, because just based on what I did at Stern, I would have said the Pro, but I want to believe that this thing plays better. So we're going to feel this one out first. And we'll make our assessment tonight, if That's okay.
    27:08
    Stack em and smack em. Tutorials. I'll allow it. Where are we at? I gotta smack it. Did I not smack it in time? Okay, I did. Woo! Close.
    27:30
    Okay, we're essentially at 20, alright? Boom, boom, boom, boom. Okay, we're at 20. Now let's double it to get to 40.
    27:57
    Postal transfer. We just need to knock down... First we've got to hit that. We've got to knock down the rest of these force targets here.
    28:12
    Press 1. There it is. So there should be 40. Welcome aboard, Junior. I can't wait for the Star Wars Christmas special. I'm an idiot. Yo, Scribble, you sexy SOB. For 28 months, thank you for maintaining your membership to the League. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us some butts up. Show some love for Scribble. Scribble, how you been, stud? Are you coming tonight, man? Are you going to be here?
    28:40
    Man, that was a super bummer train. But, so our progress towards 40x, our doubling is ready. So what we're going to do is, unless it's not already doubled.
    29:04
    Smack it. Woo-hoo! All right. You sold your Ghostbusters, Jack. Yeah, Moonducky, we're not even talking about that. So, you know, no judgment. We're not even disrupting that conversation.
    29:42
    That will not be talked about. Thank you very much. Where's Jack at tonight? D.F. says, type exclamation point. Welcome aboard, Junior. Holy crap. Just a nother girl. Welcome to the league, you're amazing ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and blitz up, if you could. For just a nother girl. I love you. Always has. How you doing? Thank you so much for the support. That is huge. I love you. Seriously.
    30:11
    I can't wait to bet. Wait, does location not work? Try it again, mate. Got some Saigon already? Yeah, man.
    30:21
    Saigon out, dude. Alright, so this isn't going well. Get in the Endor thing, dude. He's at an arcade. An arcade. League is strong with this one. Alright, we're gonna let that die. And here it is. Okay, so our Molten Balls are ready. Both Death Star and Endor. Wax, they're clearing it out for a party that's happening soon. Trust me, there's gonna be There's going to be a lot of people here.
    31:06
    Wait, knockout. Hold on, what did that say? Knockout who? You know what? We're not going to stack both of these. We're going to use one multi-ball to help get through Hall.
    31:20
    Moon Jockey. Found a black rose within five minutes of me? Nice. Dude, Brandon, that's great. Monday party. Yeah, goalie, come on by. If you're in Chicago, be here. It's going to be a trap load of Chicago Pinheads. Can I have the ball? Did I save my current Hokey Ball with Tidefighter? Did that work? Because that's what I was trying to do. All right, we got our add-a-ball, because you can see my lock fire is glowing orange. That means your add-a-ball is ready. Okay.
    32:08
    And the way you trigger that is by holding down the lock fire button. I'm trying to get that to 40. There it is. We're freaking, we're rich, Internet.
    32:28
    Oh, please. You didn't go up? Oh, please. I just sacrificed. Welcome aboard, kid. I'm definitely struggling with that. Oh. Consistently score seven plus billion on the throw. Have only broken three bill once on the line.
    33:11
    Yes. Oh, my God. That was one billion points for that shot. One billion points for that one shot. So we've got to keep floating balls into the hyperloop here.
    33:25
    If we can. It rejected, but it counted somehow. I don't, whatever, you know what, not complaining, not excited, just to be invited. Just to be invited. You can't backhand that shot, I didn't even want to notice.
    34:06
    I'll look at your messages in just a second, Rowdy. Shit. Ah, farts. Message you on Discord with ZTops? Alright, thanks dude. I'm losing my mind here, there's hyperspace. I tried to get more balls up there, but I couldn't do it. That's why we're here, I need some practice on this game, for sure. BeerGut, sorry I missed that four months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the League, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, let's flip the buzzer and show some love in chat! I love you! Red with the 35 bits, you're gorgeous! Um, that's Grand Champ.
    34:46
    The swoopin' dab. How was Grandpa's birthday? For a guy that's 90, that dude was running around everywhere.
    35:09
    This one's done. Throw it away. What's going on? How you doing? Just threw a Pachisti on here. Gonna keep it going. Was that a dab? it was like a circus dab, you know? Are you familiar with what he said? Internet, you remember this guy, right? Brad Smith, the mayor of Indiana. Gentleman that is kindly storing some machines at our place that we can stream them. He's very nice. Too nice. You want to battle? Sure. Let's go. Free pinball is the best pinball. Hey, Brad, it's a Brad. So, Brad, what's your approach? Do you do the RGDU Death Star thing or do you do some... So, that Carson chat was saying that there's some sort of Han Solo way of doing things. I don't... I mean, I haven't tried it yet.
    35:54
    Oh, yeah. So, something I'm experiencing with this is the... Frickin'... the thing's not... oh, the game's not level.
    36:08
    So, it is leaning a lot. Oh, you stuck a whole... Archie, do you start? Yeah. I can't pay attention. The Han Solo way. Shoot Greedo first. Exactly. All right, you're up, bro.
    36:28
    I do things the Han Solo way, because I'm Solo-based. That's a good one. Yeah, man. It's the only way to go.
    36:38
    Amarok, can you see that? lean because it's there, baby. And it's tough. It's most noticeable when the ball's coming straight down the play field. Yeah.
    36:50
    Well, here's what I'm thinking. Is it possible to get him to be leaning both directions? Because I'm feeling it.
    37:01
    I mean, it feels pretty solid. We're going to like that doing just the starts and troubles. And all me, girl, you and me, we're gonna end all the three. There you go.
    37:25
    Jack, what are you drinking? It's not straight vodka. I'm drinking gin and tonic because I can't drink beer.
    37:32
    Make some effect. It's making me fat. Alright, the plan's working perfectly. I'm getting frickin' jump done. The Han strategy came from Steve out himself. So, um, is it... I mean, I'll try. Can someone post that one more time? Is it just some guy like it's harder so when you get stuff done you get more porn space for it? I wonder. It's something about Han Solo, starting Tatooines, um, something with a diaper. I didn't follow it all. Is this your full rig, or is this my travel rig, Mohawk? All in front of you, I think.
    38:25
    Han, Tatooine, left ramp until Endor, Endor mode, plus Tatooine mode, battle for Endor, escape, etc. I feel like that's what I'm doing with, uh, that's the exact same thing I'm doing. With R2, Red Keg for the 201 biddies. Thanks for making that booty clap. Biggest points. I get some hearts in chat. Red, you're a boss. Thank you, buddy.
    38:51
    Oh, so it's the same idea as what you're doing right now, but it's just a different, like, route, I guess.
    39:06
    You're very delicate when you bash that button. That's what I get. He's a delicate button bot. The traps aren't in the same place as it was when it was in the other room. Oh really? You know what, I wonder if the floor is... I wonder if there's a beam going right through the middle of the scene so it is leaning in two different directions. Tatooine though instead of Death Star. Yeah, that's what I mean. I'm getting it.
    39:46
    Red Keg is not a crap stand. It's a flipper. You can see the button. I mean your penis is in the shop, but what are you going to do?
    39:56
    Played a little Walking Dead today and it was pretty trash, for up or for it. Wait, Walking Dead can be pretty troublesome, man. It's a... That was my experience. Holy shit! Wow, that was, uh... That was a slam dunk, dude. Holy crap. You got frickin' slam dunked.
    40:30
    Zero to 100 real quick. Oh, God. The lean is out of this world. Look at that. I don't understand. So that could still do a little.
    40:57
    That's a little different. So it's later? Okay. It is leaning in both directions. It is leaning in both directions, which doesn't make any sense.
    41:12
    Was it playing like that when it was over there? I don't remember. That was warning. That's how I like it.
    41:26
    I got five warning. Yo Flynn, what's up buddy? It can't be leaning in both directions due to the floor. Could it be leaning in every direction ever? So is this still doable? Oh, that's still a very clean shot.
    41:49
    I don't like this. What? How many... Internet. How many warnings did I have? You're on your 17th warning Mr. Danger. It could be the fourth. It will be the fourth.
    42:12
    Alright, we're gonna tutorialize this after this battle. I'm gonna show you guys how I'm gonna blow this shit up. Oh, it didn't work. I'm on a tank plane.
    42:22
    You smell... spinaminny. Delicious. Did I tell you we got a new ice cold beer here today? No holla? Can you do me a favor?
    42:35
    Contact your local authorities. Raise the funds to fly me to Portly, Maine. And let's have a day of it, man.
    42:50
    Let's have a freaking day. Right when you handle and smoke to me. That was horrible. Yeah. Those are two terrible scores. But you won by 20 points. Not even.
    43:03
    Jack smells like juniper berries. I do. Isn't that still fairly our team? Yeah, it's this year. Welcome aboard, kid. Moving the ball up and down. Yo, Slappy White, for six months in a row, thanks for maintaining your membership to the League of Legends. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up if you could show some love and chat.
    43:21
    You had 46 warnings. I have enough warning. Thanks, Bill. I don't know. It looks more real. I mean, it looks like it's... I'm just stroking out to the right here. Alright, we'll do one more battle. I'll let you start us off, though.
    43:42
    So it the same thing You just tattooing and popping instead of Yeah absolutely You suck at ice cold beer No way dude Ice cold beer is spoon! It's gonna be fun. If only there was an app you could use to check, I know. Phil Van Etter from looking up photos of ring finger strips down to the mouth. Oh, ring intrusion? Don't look at that anymore. It's not good for anybody.
    44:14
    You're going to listen to the stream while it showers? I'm watching. Double Danger pinball with 1,000 bits. Ice cold beer. Double Danger, thank you so much for that donation, man. You are a freaking beast. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some hearts and chat for Double D, please? Also, hit or already hit it with the exclamation point swag. I love you. Would you recommend Star Wars for a home arcade? A hundred percent, man.
    44:43
    This game's got some depth, and it can be frustrating, and those are two great things. Two great things. Dude, thank you so much, Double Danger. Holy crap. Yeah, mohalla. Hold up. Did the mic, camera die?
    44:58
    Oh my god. Hold on. I'm an idiot. Internet. I didn't plug in. It's all running off of battery power. Oh, my God.
    45:14
    All right. I seriously didn't plug a single thing in. Guys, help me do this stuff. What are you looking good for?
    45:33
    Powered by the Force. Dude, take the wedding with 100 booties. Thank you so much, buddy. I love you, man. Thank you, thank you. No more cross-catch. It's coming back. Don't worry.
    45:43
    I got to close it and reopen it. Like this. There it is. And this is why we can't have nice things. Very true.
    45:59
    Hey, we're back. Oh, it's always there. Hold on. We're just going to stream, like I said, like this from now on. Everything's broken! Alright SP I love you dude. Alright, let's get back to the action!
    46:15
    Brilliant. Save! Oh good lord. Ummm... Probably get down and I'll switch real fast. Yeah, absolutely. Cool. Ball cam? What, switch to the ball cam? What balls? So you just give them a tie first. Technically, he hits them all. Alright guys, calm down. Oh, you added a third player? Uh, that's okay, we'll flip flipper.
    47:03
    Oh, man. Alright, hold that flipper up. Just kidding, you're doing great. Yo, Mountain Dew Extreme Doritos, that name though. Man, I can't see anything.
    47:24
    Okay. Snoop. Snoop? What? Back him, baby. Mountain Dew, how you doing, sexy? Not sure about this crash cam.
    47:57
    Snoop? It's not blank if the flippers don't touch. You're so good. You're so good at it. Wax, thank you for the 25 bits. Sorry, Mr. Everybody.
    48:38
    It does lean both ways. Oh, I know. That's what I was saying. It's leaning in both directions. This one's looking lit AF. Dude, Mountain Dew, you have no idea.
    48:53
    Mountain Dew, I got a question for you. Who holds your prime sub and why isn't it me? I'm not saying I offer nudes.
    49:18
    What if they made a new kid count the block, pinball machine? I'd play the up out of it. It depends on who makes it.
    49:27
    instant pin lens. Girl, you know it's true. And we'll do this. Seinfeld pinball or GCFO? It's true. What's a deal with Martin Ball?
    49:53
    Yeah, sorry, that was my best Seinfeld impression. What to do? We're in Nozibo! Duh... Yo, broly! Creamium on location? Hell yeah, penis.
    50:11
    It's my boy, Penis. I thought something was different. I'm like, something doesn't play the same. Oh, it's Hamemius.
    50:19
    Maybe that's why you were thinking about this. I like it. It's pretty cool. All you gotta do is do the hyper loop. Before they run, what are you doing? I can see Ricky's table. Take your hands off the pushers. Take your hands off the pushers, idiot. Moonducky, love you.
    50:51
    I got two whole Starfighters. Most of them. Oh, Splitty. All right. Here's a pity when you go Splitty.
    50:59
    Dude, ready to bash it. Something, some... All right. I'm going to shoot the right ramp. You're going to shoot the Death Star.
    51:19
    So when that eventually happens, you can try to backhand it. There you go. My man! Whoa! It gets better when the multiball kicks in.
    51:37
    Because you keep beating balls up into it. I shouldn't have flipped. It's up to you Bubba. Just ring the genius key over the machine. It's scary. Red, I've got giant monkey hands. I'm fine.
    51:57
    You need three. Three more. Welcome aboard, kid. Almost done. You're one month away from two years. Thanks for maintaining your membership to the league for 23 months in a row. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and buzz-ups. Holy crap, dude. 23 months. Top Gunner, I love you, bud. Is it worse? The score is yes. Get up the race. Knock it. Nailed it. What? Do you think it's better? It seems, uh, leanier. Are we still in frame? I feel like we're sliding this thing around the room.
    52:52
    Alright, man. Now we're, uh, here's where our powers combine. This is ridiculous. I hate when shit like this happens. It's like the phantom plunge wins every time.
    53:13
    Nicely done. Let's get to live. Wow. Okay. Does Logan's have a... No, they do not. Good to see you, brother. Premium, baby.
    53:29
    Have you played it? Oh, of course. Yo, SK, what's up? Yeah, they re-upped and got the frickin'... Here, let me get this off of here. I want to make sure we're not touching the machine at all.
    53:45
    I texted Dusty, I found like a little dirt right here and I sent him a picture. I was like, just so you know, this wasn't me.
    53:54
    I just want to be clear. Alright, let's tutorialize this thing really quick. You ready guys? Check this out. We'll make this quick.
    54:03
    R2D2, Death Star. Hit that thing, drain the ball. On purpose. Here's why. We actually didn't want the Death Star. So we're going to unlock. Work on Endor. Get Endor. Miss the last shot. Champion. I'm good at pinball. Cool tutorial. He's 7-0. We'll do bonus because who cares.
    54:49
    Alright, Endor. Back Endor in Death Star. Hit all the traps. I'm just gonna do this one. This one.
    55:06
    And drain. Taking out the player. Neither coin door, but the game over. Alright, we're going to get back to battling. This is difficult. Here we go.
    55:31
    Oh good, you can move it during this, that's good. Jack is one with the ball. Scott Denisey. What's up, sexy?
    55:46
    All right. So, backhand left orbit. Two. Good three. Sneeze. Yeah. That is a great shot. That Death Star shot on the... Yo, Moonducky, thank you for the 100 bits, dude. I love you.
    56:10
    Let's get some hearts and chat. So, on the pro, bad catch on that Death Star shot, tape walk. On the premium, I'm finding it almost impossible. Well, let's get a freeway going here. Oh, it's a church, though. I watched the tutorial. Yeah, fuck you. Yeah, man. No, that's definitely the way to start. So that and then just farm out Endor until you can light Endor and Death Star together.
    56:43
    It's a three-way, three-player game, or whatever you want to call it. Not everything has to be sexual, guys.
    56:53
    Just kidding. It all has to be sexual. So, it's definitely, it feels like a different game completely, where the shots are.
    57:06
    Because in my head, on the Pro, I can almost play that game in my sleep and know where the shots are.
    57:13
    I'm having to relearn where the shots are here on the Premium. I think War on an Uneven Floor or something like that, I can't figure it out. But I'm going to try backhanding a Death Star shot.
    57:28
    So far, pro is winning, but we'll see. I've got to make the other stuff magically happen. I want to get more balls into the Hyperloop. I want to look at this guy. I got it.
    57:50
    That's not locked. No, it's not. Hey, Crystal's here, everybody. Hi, buddy. How are you? Good. Good to see you. Your hair's still wet. Why's your hair wet? I got it on the shower. I made a clean. You made a clean? Why would you do that, Brad? Crystal, do you want to play? Yeah. Or you're in the order.
    58:17
    I need a... I'm going to need control. Step one. Hold on. You were playing one. Yeah. Okay. I thought something got confused there. Everyone? Crystal? Crystal, is this everyone? Hello. Hey, Scott. Hey, Jamie. My eldest of my three daughters.
    58:39
    And also your side piece. And also my side piece. That's a little weird. I think it's kind of weird here in Chicago.
    58:56
    Don't do it. It was just a loving nudge when the ball actually came back. Oh, you saw it. Player initiated Lazarus.
    59:14
    Player initiated. Player initiated Lazarus. Confirmed. Alright, I moved that game across the room in bags. How many warnings does it give you?
    59:30
    Alright, I can't shoot. I have a great plan. Crystal! We did you a favor and then you left! Is she pooping? The kids always poop. I cannot hang out with her without her being in the bathroom the entire time.
    59:52
    Juniper, Jack, buy her a drink. Oh, nice. This is new. Because I don't remember that being there. You had to look at the menu.
    60:05
    Did you make her stick? I did. Are you wearing a summer scarf? I'm wearing a winter scarf. Can I wear it? I want to wear your scarf. Okay, well let me play with you first. What do I play as? No, it just has a very generous deep bounce. Does it matter? Oh, do R2D2 Death Star, and then shoot the end door ramp until end door lights. Shoot the ramp until your face falls off. Oh, self-punching doesn't matter, right? Is there a skill shot? Yes, you want to see the roving three bank? Yeah. Hit that. It's a malware. Hit it when it's red. There you go. You nailed it. All right, now shoot that frickin' left ramp until you don't know what life is anymore. Hello?
    60:54
    It's not generous V-bounce, it's D-bounce. There it is. Backhand all day. Oh, yikes. Also, this game hates people. Now you know my soda. Soda! Crystal. Now you know this. I want a halter outfit. I want a halter outfit.
    61:17
    Missed you. Yo, Nick Campbell up in the hoose. What's up, Nick? I miss you, BB. How are you, man? Nick Campbell is in chat.
    61:28
    Nick, Brad was just talking shit about you. That's funny that you're here. My ears are burning. How do you like the right outline, Saber? That is a wonderful question.
    61:45
    I think it's spelling force two times. Nick's a cool dude. Yeah, he's a great dude. He's a great snuggler, a wonderful musician, and depending on how long our beards are, an excellent kisser.
    62:07
    I think it is spelling force. So, from all the way up to the bottom two, Tiltmaster Nick. Snugga! So you spell forces one time.
    62:26
    Go do it. And crushes me when I play him. Ah, just another girl. How could you? What's up, Loso? How you doing, sassy? All right, check this shit out. You know what? We're going to play the bonus here. We're just going to play the play field. I'm not even going to make shots. I'm just going to win by making stupid shots that are worth a lot of money.
    63:01
    Yo, what the fuck? Where did that ball come from? I have no idea. It was in the adjuster, wasn't it? Did it come from the adjuster? I'm all. Please step off. Oh, that was brutal.
    63:16
    God damn it! So, don't you have the Death Star? Just fixed my Dracula on Monster Bash and the motor being speed- Huge! Sweet! Congrats, dude! That's awesome! Plague, you son of a bitch. How dare you type jackpot in there. How many times do I have to hit the ender? Four times. And then your fifth time lets you stack the Death Star and Endor modes. Okay. You're going to do great.
    63:42
    Just keep playing. Keep playing. You're welcome. Keep playing. This is totally normal. These are the things we need to have in.
    63:54
    Give it love. Retro Omega. Listen. Here's the thing. I don't usually call out followers, but... Cool name. You caught me at the right time.
    64:11
    We'll let that right there, ladies and gentlemen, be a testament to how much people think this railing is going to be in the way while you play. Right? He didn't even know he was on a machine other than the pro. Oh, that is real. Real friends hit the button for others. It's true, Nick. It's true. Is it Campbell's success? No, what's that mean? What's that mean? What's up? Nick, we watched your video from childhood on the way on the Dragon Ball. Are you an American? Oh, yeah. You won America's Funniest Home Videos. Or was America's Funniest Home Videos? No, it was with Dave Coulier.
    64:57
    And, yeah. Yo, Bandy, what's up? If you folks don't know, a member of Dead Flip won America's Funniest Home Videos when he was just a lad. Dressed up as Edward Scissorhands pretending to be Michael Jackson. Nick, are you coming to Chicago for Expo? You better. You bought her. That's brutal. Are you going to pack the tickets? Oh, no. I can't go. I can't afford the tickets. Bless my babies. I thought it was going to be a thing for you. No.
    65:36
    It's going to be dinner. Yeah. He can do all three. Here. Where are my shots at? Here. Ew. Oh, thanks, though.
    65:45
    Is it over? It is over. All right. Multiple's ready. Hugs soon. You got it, baby. Love you, Nick. Thanks for stopping by, brother.
    65:56
    Wait, Nick. Don't you have a reset to click? There's a reset. It's Ben! There's Lando. Shut up.
    66:15
    Yo, Barryman, what's up, dude? Hail, hail, the gang moves a lot. I don't know how many I got, but I got... Got the gang going. There's more people showing up because there's a party up here. And I just happened to... Oh, that's different too. Yeah, that'll let you know that you kind of did something on your way to Jedi. Hey, Waco, enjoy Pat.
    66:49
    Do you know anybody that isn't a brunette? Please, don't. Okay, that's good. Do you know anybody that isn't a brunette?
    67:02
    I mean... You're not a brunette. Yeah, Eric's not a brunette. Eric? This dude's red as can be. I'm glad.
    67:38
    Look at the shape of this! Jeez! Oh, we'll make the Hyperloop go, dude. I did it like my first or second game. You know what I mean. All right. Slow down, baby. Shoot that ramp. Oh! Did I hit it? Yes, one more time. This is okay. This is very dangerous. Shoot it one more time. Yes! Alright, now, cycle until both of these are... Right, Flipper? Go. Go. Go. One more. Stop. Choose that. So, you have the last Death Star and the last Endor Mojoing. Complete those, and then both of those turn into a multi-ball that you can start. So shoot green and purple shots.
    68:51
    Now, there is a pink on the plate field. Oh, it looks like that. But you want the dark pink. Wait, that was in ball three. Yeah, there was. What? Pink! I have no idea what I just did other than hit Endor four times and then pick a thing. No, you did it right. Pick a thing. So why did you ask me to choose that? So you were finishing all the modes in Endor, and you were finishing all the modes in Death Star, and stacking those means you can get through them both at the same time. Yeah. Then once you hit all the appropriately colored shots, it lights up Endor and Death Star again that you can hit to start multiballs for each mode. Once you do it, you don't need to remember it. Once you do it, it won't be a thing.
    69:47
    I think the color pink is my favorite now. Pink's a great color. Have you played it? I've played it. You're about to now. Come on in here, buddy. So here's what's going to happen. The four of you battle. I'm going to go get a drink, okay? Okay. Are you free to battle? Everyone? Yeah. All right. The winner... I'm free to battle. The winner gets to push anywhere else in the map.
    70:10
    I'm glad I'm the happy-go-lucky. Who won? Who won this? A crystal and a trickle each other. Winner, winner!
    70:25
    I will be the end of the tourney because of Jada. Shut up, Luke. Oh wait, I didn't... No! I can't get to the library. I have to go to the library because I have to go to the library.
    71:35
    I want to wear a summer scarf. I lost one a better choice I need a skip pop the stитан drop big st干 Hey Jay, what's up?
    72:37
    I definitely do it on accident and in my shot, dropped a clipper, right? My name is Scott, lol. And it's poo. Love ya.
    72:51
    I mean, I'm a big fan of a lot of people named Scott. Scott's an easy one to vote. That's a fantastic one to tell. Yeah, I do. I start wearing something because this is hot. It's like warm.
    73:12
    David, the warm of a purse! Got bail. How do I flip it? So, let it bounce to this flipper. Hopefully it doesn't shoot it down the middle. I won't. Sorry. Let it hit the left flipper. There you go.
    73:46
    I met a cool dude named Scott at Southern Pride. He liked the same type of games as me. He's sure it wasn't you looking in a mirror.
    74:00
    It was a cardinal store. Played like a memorial round. What? What was your last name? It's got the knee-c. It's the knee-c.
    74:22
    Expo. Why? What's wrong? So I wasn't paying attention and I didn't choose my mode, so it's... Oh, okay. Oh, you did it again. You had a chance to choose something. Okay. Yeah.
    74:49
    Everybody gets an option. So if you're very first ball, you choose who you're going to be. Right. And then you choose, like, what you're going to focus on. Every football after that, you get to choose what you want to focus on.
    75:02
    Good shake, buddy. All right. You see this super flashing light right here? Don't worry about it because he's here. Too bad.
    75:16
    You need to change your name to TNA all day. Total nuclear now. It's a pinball machine! Yeah, yeah, you're making a pinball machine, left and right. Then you got, uh, uh, Big Boobies galore. But that's about those birds from Australia.
    75:43
    Yo! Continue, thank you for the auto-host, you wonderful ladies. TNA for you. TNA for you, exactly. Always, you might just take burns. Now we've got three. Now here's why I don't like turning modes up the Death Star, because when it drops it down the Death Star, Oh yeah. it usually drops it down the center. Well we'll find out. Oh you lucked out? Nice!
    76:09
    Oh! That was a fumble. That was just a straight fumble. Ben closed his eyes for those last few clips. I thought I was going to buy it for you. For sure. Yep.
    76:20
    You know what I mean. Thank you for the follow. I appreciate it. I love you. Let it be known. Every fucking cat was a dickhead. I didn't know that you were... Well, now we have two. They're still dickheads.
    77:00
    I didn't know that you were a crazy scout. I was. Oh, God. Shut it down. Shut the air. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Good to see you, buddy.
    77:15
    I am a crazy scout. We don't have enough people here. I'm here all week. I love taxis. I'm talking about it and I want to school everybody on the beach. Boom. You heard her. She's going to school me. I was getting everything cussed right in the face by that giant man in the back. There's a little, um, space match right here. What? How did I not do that? I think that opens with a couple of, uh, spelling forces. Oh my gosh. I like, uh, it came up around the same time. Aww. Are you player one? Yep. I'm player two. I'm player three. I'm player four. I'm player five. I'm player six. I'm player seven. I'm player eight. I'm player nine. I'm player ten. So here's the thing. Choose what you want over here. Go five times. Now, we're going to do this. We're going to put your multipliers on these three ramps where it's important. Now I want you to plunge with this instead of the plunger. Wait, you take my multipliers and flip them? I can move where they're going to be. I'm not seeing it. You see the red X's? Yeah. Okay. So choose those three. So here's what's going to happen. You're going to watch with that. And then to catch up here, what you're going to do is, you see that TIE fighter right here? Yeah. Beat the shit out of that fucking... Okay? And I will help you. I will help you. Oh yeah. Fucking tie.
    78:59
    Never... You can't just push a button and it doesn't let me in! Yep! Alright, keep hitting that side-pilot. Did that hit it on the side? It hit it, so keep, just keep smacking it. You need to hit it five more times.
    79:20
    Taxi 2.0, let's go! I want it to be like Cash Cab or something. See that truck? That's a... Dusty, Dusty, Dusty! What are you doing? I'm kind of deaf here. How about that? I love you. Send it back on the plane. The Uber machine? Absolutely. I'm finding myself fighting the urge. Oh! Yeah, that was... I got you, I got you. I'm here to help. I'm the designated button toucher. Wow. Thank you. I can't hear you. I come with every single Star Wars premium. What, Ben? What? I was coming for it, but I couldn't think of a good one. You made yourself laugh, but there was nothing there. I liked it. I was like, I have a good joke, but it's not really a joke. Oh, there we go. Now look at all the fun we're having. The fun thingies. Oh, God. I'm going to go get a drink. Oh, God.
    80:36
    Designated butt-toucher, yes. Why are you dressed like a pinball hipster tonight? I'm wearing a third-star suit.
    80:53
    Listen, I'm designing the new Fall Out Boy pinball machine. Am I more than you, far, near, far, yeah Can't back in that orbit, no? The inner orbit? You can do the far, you can do that, yeah It's like stupid early Isn't the term hipster dead yet? Right? You know, every hipster is a person that isn't you My effing 90 year old grandpa's a hipster I got pictures of him with a pipe wearing a turtleneck. That son of a bitch. He has a library now? What game? Are you late so fast? Come on. Yeah. Black builder. Ew. Shut up. Orbit there. Fall off pinball. Yeah. I'll fall off white pinball. Yeah. I got two pipe layers, eh? Internet, we know what you're doing. We're just going to go ahead and get the game. I got two typewriters, right?
    81:56
    Internet, we know what you came to see. Good to see you, brother. How you doing? Dude! Hey! And I was having like direct meetings and that stuff. I wish I had that. But I had to cut it off. He's terrible. Yeah, I had to cut it off. I'm a cooler. Five times five. Okay.
    82:26
    Yeah. Fireball? Oh, damn. You're looking at the wrong hand because we got our dog's hand. What's the Deathlip Invitational taking place? The Lord's Tweet? It's funny you say that. Um... We're working on something. We're working on something big and important. He's going to have Deadpool's name all freaking over it.
    83:20
    And we're not talking tens of thousands of dollars in prizes. We're talking automobiles. You know, we're talking fake money.
    83:32
    This show has recorded me a lot of friends in a lot of high places. Okay, here's what's going to happen.
    83:38
    I'm going to play it. Chuck, obviously, is going to force his way in here. Nick, you're in. I'm in. And, uh, I'm going to give it to Crystal. Alright.
    83:55
    And I will start us off. What the Christ is wrong, Jack? I do look like a frickin' hipster piece of shit, but oh my god. I wanted to come.
    84:07
    You're a world ranked cymbal player. How can you play? You're a world ranked cymbal player. Nailed it.
    84:21
    He said he couldn't come back. He's gonna come back. Sir! Yeah! It's leaning in both directions, you'll find. It's actually leaning left and right. It makes no sense.
    84:45
    I didn't even touch it. I swung at it. Chuck, you're up. All right, I guess I'm up. Star Trek! Live long and prosper! Get your carry to Houston call house. Yes. Hey, that's exactly what happened to me before. Scott the DC says hello Chuck. Hey Scott, what's happening buddy? He also says you owe him money. Hello buddy. And uh... What? Where are those pills you promised?
    86:01
    Kelfer has my shirt. There you go. Yes I do. I have his shirt. I have his shirt. No, she can't get it back now because the stretcher is too big for ya.
    86:21
    I gotta... I have to at least start playing like several games to play Cypher. Get up. Oh, no. Let's just tease him.
    86:50
    So, no, dude, quickie mark, let me tell you something. The whole cabinet artwork for the premium is my favorite. because it's nothing but villains on every single aspect of it.
    87:17
    I'm back bro. Now that you've had time on both premium, how do you think they compare for play? So on the pro there more shots that are backhandable Right So you can backhand the Death Star shot on the pro there more shots that are backhandable So you can backhand the Death Star shot on the pro You cannot from what I found do it on the free move I will try it again when I step up. Which one? Which shot? The Death Star shot. I've never done it before. Backhand or backflip? Backflip doesn't count. No, backhanded. No, he's back in. Just like that.
    88:00
    So I guess he can do it. He just did it. I just did it. But you can't, no, you can't make it up the rant. I'm sorry, that's what I was referring to. My apologies. Oh, sorry.
    88:10
    Jack is the Senate. I am. I'm Darth Sidious. I'm like, I'm Darth Sidious, you know, before I joined the government.
    88:21
    Hanging out. SLC, ding dong. I'm talking about you can't backhand up the ramp to get anything going there.
    88:37
    On the pro, you can backhand that thing all day to go through the horseshoe. Ah, right there. Okay. High five you. I forgot to clarify. Sorry, man.
    89:03
    You can't backhand anything ever. I'll backhand you. It's true. See you later! You must learn Control!
    89:29
    Internet, this is Nick. He's a great player. So, that's what's looking at your face. Alright, uh... yeah. He likes to yell profanities a lot when he plays, so here we go.
    89:51
    Yeah, legit, this team's leaning right and left and it doesn't make any effing sense. Woo! One-one! Ready to turn the top.
    90:21
    I'm going to go for the local authority here. I'm going to cover that. Woo! The narrow thing with it. That should win.
    90:37
    Oh! Ugh. Take this out. Come on, Chuck. Yo, we're just going to go I'm going to start multipliers until my hands hurt.
    91:09
    66 million! All right, we're at 9X. I'm all of your... Say my name, baby! Keep it going. Keep the train rolling.
    92:01
    Dude. Your lead is ridiculous. Alright, what do we eat? That last target thing. Oh shit, we went back to the left. Idiot! There you go. Alright. Yeah, just look for Mayor of Chicago. I think he's a little bit... Alright. Yeah, get split for mayor of Chicago. Welcome aboard, Texas. We're going to build up our 40X right now using a two-multi-volt. Actually, let's get the fourth thing going first. Don't flip, don't flip, don't flip. That allows you to get a ball today. Don't flip, don't flip, don't flip. Don't flip, don't flip. There's our ball today. So now, we got a ball struck up there with his free.
    93:04
    I don't know if that's our purpose. I don't fully understand. Keep that going. Keep building that up right there. So hyperspace hockey ball is all about putting balls into the hyperspace loop. If you can make it.
    93:50
    Which I did not. Oh, what did I miss? Shit, sorry. Someone, uh, someone subtracted and I missed it. Hold on. Give me a second in a minute.
    94:05
    Hello? Yeah, if that's the orange, it would hurt the whole thing. Orange. Shit, come on, dude. Well, I just get that whole thing away by being an idiot.
    94:30
    So, okay. I'll explain what happened here for you. I escaped. Hello, the fucking gate wasn't open! The escape was clear!
    94:40
    Ah, yeah, that happens. Oh, that happens. So, when you're in multiball, spelling force, several times, turns this light on. The second that it turns, when you're in multiball, you hold it down for an entire second or two, it brings all of you to multiball.
    95:01
    It is a nataball. Okay. Oh, sorry. That's my bad. Um, High Tech Low Life for 21 months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league, you're amazing ladies and gentlemen, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league, you're amazing ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts.
    95:26
    Show some love and share. It's such a bad habit. When I train out the right, my body stance goes from this to like, here comes the...
    96:03
    Dude, me, etc. 20 effing 6 months dude, thank you so much. Yeah, Medieval is super loud in the background, I apologize. I take little life because you're a god, I love you.
    96:18
    Give it back, give it back. Oh, sorry! So the ball safe animations are player dependent. Uh, if you start with Leia or R2-D2 or whatever, it changes based on who you're playing.
    97:10
    Here are the gates open. What opens the gate? I think it's spelling out force. I could be wrong. What? I think the force and the multi-ball. I think that's when it opens up. I might be wrong, though.
    97:39
    Oh, that was a contest. Is that going to finish your mouth? I'm learning some things. I don't know. Sorry, I'm trying to find it. Oh, that was sweet. You gotta help me!
    98:26
    Ahhh, break it! Oh that was nice! Who's this gonna be? This is not Finneas Jackson the third! So his battles of Endor were like that and then he started multi-ball. Is that any different from what he did? Yeah, so what he did is he made it all the way through these modes, then by shooting Endor again it allowed him to start the Endor multi-ball. And multi-ball would keep going even after it was hit? Like it stopped fascinating? It's just another mode. Multi-ball is actually a mode in which you choose to go into multi-ball. Yeah. Hey, man. Hey.
    99:11
    You don't get the scarf, man. I got a two-thirty points for the scarf. What? Okay, so, hold on. Um, you have... You don't want to tap too lean, but I guess you don't really want anything else either. So, shot multipliers, you're not really playing with... I wouldn't even... That literally is three shots for that. I wouldn't even fuck with it, Because you're going to get one of those anyway when you find them. Just do Tatooine.
    99:42
    Wait. You're good. No, you're doing great. You're doing great. I make a lot of people. That's coming back. That has to. Fuck this game.
    99:57
    I thought it was coming back. So there's a bunch of orders. Everyone that earned three games. Toby, volunteer. You're good to go.
    101:00
    Under his floor. Oh yeah, sorry. Yeah, you'll see, like, if I hit a target and it's like a thousand, it'll say it and then it'll go up there.
    101:15
    Internet, check the word fart if you're still here. I think the internet, uh, I think it's still working. We're good.
    101:22
    So, don't care about that. Don't care about that. This is worth 93 million points. Let's take it. So my hop, my hop is good as well.
    102:04
    I think it's a good one. I was going to say, I think it's a good one. Yeah, I told him to make it 40 left. I was going to say, I think it's a good one. So I drew it. Wait. Hold on. Wait a second. Was there almost no ball thing to that? What's it look like, Cassidy? Right now, it's . OK. I feel like I was draining those on purpose.
    102:37
    Fuck me. That sucks. I don't even have a mic, so I play with my home on my first wall. I'm just gonna tell my friends to watch me at the line. No, what are you doing, idiot? Get in, son! No, you shot the brother! No!
    103:16
    I ruined it. I don't even like pinball, dude. Oh, sorry, I didn't kick it hard enough. I didn't kick it hard enough, Internet. My apologies. Internet, if you can hear me, I need you to subscribe for 20 months in a row at the $24.99 mark. That'd be great. Escape from Padua and escape from Hoth. Man, it's pushing on our blitzing stuff. Whew! I haven't hit a... I'm pushing on our glider truck
    104:00
    I haven't hit a... Oh, I shouldn't have done that. I did that. Thank you, Jaden. Yo, for this game, it requires erratic game. Welcome aboard, kid. Terramort for 11 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your minitrip. Ladies and gentlemen, the Libra's in bed. How you doing, girl? Why? What? Hahaha! Shut up! Don't pick! Not nice, not nice! If it's still playing the ball, take the information, you can still get the fucking ball. Yeah. Let's go, what's up, buddy? Can I get some flippers and butts up for Tara and Morse, please? I think that's a good buy. I think that's a good buy right?
    105:46
    Woo! Work work mostly? Making the money! I'll see you at TwitchCon, Terry. We're doing a couple flips!
    106:15
    The... Get... Flips! Burr flip. There you go. Wee! J-Lo, I will always do Pac South. Forever. Woohoo!
    107:06
    Here with Martin Reiter. Arthur Reiter. Arthur. It's green! Oh, red cake, shit, I don't know man, that sucks.
    108:06
    Hold up! Eric, the only brunette-less person here. I've never been called a brunette in my life. Brunette-less? Tunea! Tunea, I think is what it's called. Fuck, that's mean. Don't be like that. Send a message to Emotron. The Cleveland Cubs are doing nice. More is dead.
    109:20
    I think he's... Arch, he's... Arch. Spider-One? Yes, Spider-One. That's you. No, he's not. He's not. Spider-One!
    109:50
    I live in this out lane right here. Oh, that was close. You want to satisfy and bleep and bloop noises? It's true. This is the premium, DC. can bunch We developers good way alright okay of and Alright, we're going shot multiplier to win. You ready? Ready?
    113:23
    Three times! Right there! Oh my god. Oh no. Thank you so much for the big game buddy. It was awesome. It feels like the game is...
    115:08
    We're at medium. Yeah. Are you split-flip-feet? Wait, wait, wait. We want to do this instead of the front, or do you want to do the front? I think I can do the front. Oh, it's not.
    115:40
    Is that a 560 load shift? Oh, hey Walt, what's going on? Bad start. Alright. You're clumsy but I got you a game. Oh cool.
    116:13
    Alright Jeff, you can go. You can do it on camera so I can see the whole event. Yeah, you and me, we'll see how it goes.
    116:25
    Thanks to your support of Pimbaugh and your dedication, the Chicago Pimbaugh Museum is incorporated non-profit and in the process of 501 free-seas states. If Pimbaugh has a home, it's in Chicago, I'd like to talk to you about an opportunity. 3,129,076,366
    117:22
    Thank you. Chuck, you're just going to move off my credits, you son of a bitch. Yeah, throw me. Well, Nick paid.
    118:01
    Well, he paid for the rest of us, too. He was being kind. And now, you know, you're just being mean. First thing, I'm just giving you a flag. This dude came up and put me in a freaking body shop. Chicago Pinball Museum with the $5 says thank you for your program, and supportive of pinball and your dedication to Chicago Pinball Museum. The museum is incorporated non-profit and mostly pinball is at home. It's in Chicago. Dude, absolutely. Hopefully he didn't read your phone number out loud, but dude, thank you so much for the donation. It's very, very kind of you, friend. Thank you, Chicago Pinball Museum. Folks, if you haven't already, put some hearts up in chat. And Johnny Vimanik with the 19-bit, thank you so much.
    118:47
    Chicago Pinball Museum, that's huge. Contact me, email me, something like that. Let's talk. Come on!
    118:56
    Yeah, you only turn them red to move them. If they're red, they don't count for anything. I like that. She's rolling up the sleeves.
    119:09
    Holy scores! R2 Death Star hit the Endor ramp four or five times and then stacked Death Star and Endor together.
    119:34
    I mean, I do. They call me flip flop dad flip. Making lots of dad trips. This team has a frickin' agenda.
    120:27
    You suck at what? Not what I wanted. Dammit, let him out with that. Nooooooooo! Ha ha ha, bring it in! ちょっと
    120:50
    didn't verify it do I Come on, hit the camera! Orbiter height? Yeah! Orbiter 2 please. Call it Orbiter All-In-One.
    121:37
    Dude, is that right out lane? F all of that whole area. We got a fix there. You're not even on the beat of the beat. Let me tell you something, Chuck. The game is gleaming from here that way, that way. From here this way, this way. No, it's actually this way. If we tighten it up, it would work. Guaranteed.
    122:05
    Let it gleam, let it gleam. This place is the earth, knives and queen. Johnny, this game is leading right at luck. It doesn't look any epic sense. Hit your button buddy.
    122:23
    Alright, easy. Easy, you're gonna lock someone's ball. Just the right thing, trust us. I'm having a great time, friends. I'm gonna let it burn, let it burn. Superball 3? Fuck you! Yeah, keep yelling at me. Better than you draining. Pull him at me
    123:38
    It's better than you turning But I fucking miss thepush I don't know if you've heard what like matted bone on wood sounds like. I missed the button.
    124:54
    Oh, yes, sorry. Do you want to put the flyer up, or...? Put it on the wall. Well, everything's where it needs to be, apparently. Everything needs to stop there. There we go.
    125:24
    I'm going to start hiding those monkey balls and put all the mitts in there. That's impossible. DC, the animation is not updated. Do you know the flipper code? Oh no. No, no, no.
    126:09
    Yes, he went at the AVADCider, for sure. We've got a replay of the full run. All three, baby. You got this. I got this.
    126:34
    I got it. Get your ramp. No more outfall. Filthy you son of a bitch! I didn't realize these happened anymore! Guys, what's that going to do? Haha! Ah! That's so cool! Oh, my God. I am an IRS senior now. Damn. Damn
    128:40
    Oh Let my definite homie knees up dude Alright, yeah, don't start again. Give me the floor. I'll see if it did anything. Alright, hold on.
    129:05
    There you go. I didn't update the animation. We're gonna do like a full, like, sexy animation for it.
    129:13
    We put the main cool box in the other 60XM and it's gonna be just one of us. You're bouncing? Yo, Fer, what's up, baby? I'm going to grab another drink.
    129:57
    I don't need to hop on this. You can get four people to play. I'm not playing. Jacked up. Tell me this thing's not dead.
    130:27
    Oh no, I'm dead. Jesus Christ. Thank you I know You're switching on me for 50 feet, and that's why I don't do it. I know, it's the same thing I do. It's like, what do I do? What do I do?
    132:19
    The ball says, I don't care, I'll punch it. I don't even know what the first one was. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was like, that was like... I believe this.
    133:43
    If you have one more, this will be the last game. I'm going to test my luck. I'm going to try and wipe out.
    133:56
    All right. Let's go. Clear. Yeah! Woo! There you go. Yeah! Perfect. Spreading. Oh, shoot!
    135:55
    I like the theme. You have player teams. Yeah. I like that. Oh, thank you. It ain't a pizza. I'm not pooping. I'm sitting in the drink. Does everyone have a beer?
    137:44
    What? Yikes. Move on. I got you all in the pit. All right. Here we go. Let's see what we got here. Try to fight her.
    138:12
    Yo, uh, see, your girl's got a message for ya. My girl's got a message? But she has to make a sign for it.
    138:23
    I'm on fire, boys! Ah, fuck. If you should have pooped, you would feel better. I'd feel like a million bucks. Except for I've been drinking hard liquor like I drink beer.
    138:43
    Oh, dear. Look at this nonsense, man. Let's go. Bye. You followed the right channel. You really did. Not today. Scott Denise, he says he just was over here.
    139:11
    Scott wants your attention. Yes. Oh, God. Fine. I can't see that part. What do you need? Yeah, I still see I got to drink these now. But they're like fricking hard to drink. I look like Dr. Zoe Bird. Player two. I don't want to die. I think I better do that. Are you confused? I have had a week.
    139:56
    As a celebrity of pinball, I would hope I'm invited to eat in the pizza that has just shown up. I'm going to buy one. Wait, I'll give you five dollars. That's tough. You're a player too, right? That's true.
    140:16
    Player two is out there. I want that pizza. Yo, Richie! Richie, how you doing, you second shit? I miss you, buddy.
    140:38
    We could probably try to get a lost card or something. That would be good. I don't know what the advice is. I know, he actually is in the game now, so I think he does have that. I think so.
    140:55
    He knows about us, he can help us with that stuff. What you don't know is I'm in charge of TNA and X-Men. I myself don't like to see a lot of fun, I've known you for a while. Oh really? It's a fun game. I don't really get to see you streaming all the time.
    141:19
    Just log in. I'm tweeting. I'm Facebooking. I'm on Instagram. What are you looking at people on? I got like a Pornhub account. Oh, see, that's what I said. Oh, that's weird. I was supposed to say that.
    141:37
    Chicagoers are weird. These days. No, Chicagoers are the shit. I don't know if you can eat because you guys are not as a human being. I hope so.
    142:03
    You're going to let me eat because you can eat your championship meat, right? They actually competed with us. Listen, I compete with everybody every single day.
    142:16
    Yeah, sorry Richie, I was out of town visiting a 90 year old dude. Cool guy. Hey, 90 years old. My wife's grandmother.
    142:31
    It's okay, it's okay. Oh, that's not how it's done. There we go. Come a little closer. Hold it a little higher.
    142:54
    Up, up, up. More, more. Yeah! My boyfriend's got the pinball. Eat it. Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't know, that was Keith Elwyn's girlfriend.
    143:14
    She's a cool cat, and I owe her a dead foot, baby. Is that her new boyfriend? Wow. Oh, nice Mazda. Did that thing stop that? Oh, yes. My boyfriend stopped it.
    144:02
    Ben! Ben! I need some pizza! I'll give you five American dollars! I have no idea what I'm getting for this one.
    144:20
    Um, you want the indoor ramp, or both ramps actually. Yeah, C and K. Ah, most people do. Yeah, you can backhand that right ramp, by the way. Yeah. Very easy. Ah, wait, it's gone. So, um, I forget how this mode works. I think you have to shoot a ramp and then shoot another ramp? Oh, you gotta hit force. You gotta hit force and then it'll light a green target, so both are ramps. Alright, now quickly shoot So quickly shoot the right ramp if you can.
    145:05
    We've got a little time. Two, one... Alright. This mode fucking bugs. Okay, so... So, maybe get the right ramps, yeah? Let's ramp right.
    145:20
    Three, two... I promise you it's back in. I only put up about 3 billion. But honestly we've had a lot of 4 player games on the last 5.
    145:45
    Internet, I'm gonna go steal some pizza. I'm not really entertaining, but I'm actually physically deaf.
    147:31
    Here, the light. That's a pretty funky ball. What you gotta do is shoot. Keep putting balls up the deck. Sorry, what are you doing? Keep putting balls in the hyperlink. I can do it all up to the ball.
    148:01
    This is the end of the season party for the Chicago Blue Ball League. I don't know. I don't know how. Snap out! He played with it. Yeah, he did. Played with the food. The plane was in the way. Yeah, it did. The plane was approved.
    148:56
    So, there you go. . Oh, good. Good, hold it down. There you go. That's Carl. Aqu matière Good, good, good. Good monster game.
    151:23
    Melt the seatbelt. Awesome game, awesome. Yeah, he's cruising. He blew it up. It's a very spixy. Wow, look at that quickly see.
    151:50
    There's your ball back, Skywalker. We're going to get you into victory of the game before I get a slight chosen. Whoa!
    152:13
    Bro! I got it, I got it. Oh, the first place trophy? He used to be a vision cut man. He ain't into it anymore. Nope. What are you doing?
    154:11
    That's awesome dude, you're opening a bar with a bunch of seating. And I'm gonna miss everybody. So if you folks don't know, this is Brad Stark, one of the four Deadlift members. Yep, OG. OG for real. For sure. That's what I wanted. Give it to me, Daddy.
    154:59
    Wow. Ball search. Wow. There you go. Actually, it's Brad Targaryen now. Spoiler alert. John Snow's name now is Nonzo. Oh.
    156:41
    You can see... So I read some, like, fan fiction theory about brands. Yeah. Right? And I read this like a while ago when I was still watching the show. And it came back up. And now it's starting to make sense. Because they also, if you look at the Night King, they remodeled the 3D of its face. Oh, no. To look like somebody. And I'm going to miss everybody.
    157:51
    I got diarrhea so bad. Remember the movie Joe Dirt? I mean, Joe Dirt. So first, first, first, we're gonna, first, we're gonna be here tomorrow. I'm not sure if we're gonna stream. What are you into? Do you want to see some, uh, do you want to see some No Fear? Do you want to see some Doctor Who? Do you want to see, I want to play something we haven't played before. No, no, no, no, you got it, Tina! It's all so important though! It's very cruel. Oh yeah, tasking. It ain't poundin'.
    158:54
    Tasking would be cruel. I know Crystal wanted to play tag. I think we need to... You can hear me alright? Yes. Perfectly alright. James, I'd like to thank everyone once again for being smart. The coach, Steve, Paul, and Tanya, the spray team, and the head of the staff.
    159:58
    I'm going to be around for a while. The game has never let me breathe. The best thing in my whole life is wrestling too now. It gives people love late night. So, anyway, I started betting back in 2014 and I was trying that it would be more than I'm going to give you more than you guys would. And here we are. It's like 20 people in here, but overall a lot of people. Anyway, so I just have a nice trophy here. So, in the next play, I'd like to give it to Insane Clown Boxing.
    160:56
    Can we have two ears? Insane Clown Posse. That's right, that's her name. The Insane Clown Posse takes a second. And right now, again, remind everyone, not to break out of these cups.
    161:17
    Diarrhea! Are you crazy? How do you work them? I got so sick last time, dude. It's all great. Thank you.
    161:41
    Yeah. All right, well, that's it. We're going to play Fruit Place in the middle again. Yay! Great. That was awesome. Thank you.
    161:52
    Good to see you, buddy. I survived. It's called their trophy. First place, baby. Once again, more about a seven-season. There we go.
    162:11
    The phone made it. I am going to swipe the cake a little bit, but we need to continue to go on. I'm going to announce the next commissioner of the league, and the new commissioner of the league. Yay! If you didn't know, Milton's the person along with a couple of the other people who are the guys who came to play together in the Portland, in the Columbia Ratings, for us in the team. I knew I was going to have a device fairly quick, so I really asked him for some ideas. And I can't wait. He's not going to leave yet.
    163:00
    Don't tip-tuck your phone number. No. You like those cameras? No, call me. Don't text me. That's all right. I'll let you. Oh, God, here we go.
    163:15
    Any third press. You can text me on any third press. The car is in that stand. What? 50 defenses? Anyway, I never really played the game. So, I'm going to throw all the trophies. Oh, yeah, okay. I thought it was just like a 3-8-7.
    163:39
    It's been nice, but the Tyrant Wizard is late again. Let it go. Fuck, I don't have any singles. Do you have change for five? I don't like to have singles. You have change for five? I don't like to have change for five. That's my challenge. Let's talk about the strip club. Every night, making them dollars. I do. Want to play a game together? Every night. Making it rain. Yo, he's got his own chair at VIP, Admiral, the Pink Monkey. Pink Monkey? He almost beat me to it. Hi.
    164:52
    I'm still a teacher. Bold and tough. Bold and tough. What's up, man? I was, but then it looks like I have a tail.
    165:02
    Oh, my God. It looks like a bag full of fruit. I'm not going to do anything. You should aim for the outline. Hey, so what are those lights on the back box doing? Wait, what? What are these lights back here doing? Oh, they don't do anything. Oh, they don't do anything? They just stare? Where's the thing now? Oh, there it is. What are you saying now? You care about that? No.
    165:44
    Metallica, bro. Um, Star Wars is good, though. But I would still say Metallica. You think Metallica over Star Wars? Yeah. Okay. I mean, there you go, Blake. Yeah, yeah. Cancer, tech. Oh, six minutes. Cancers. There you go, Cancers. Cancers, tech. So here's what I tell my students when I'm teaching them how to play pinball. Is never stick both flippers up at the same time. That's how you stop it. I'm just gonna rob you, close your mind.
    166:31
    I just got bamboozled. Lady in red dress and... Your MAGA is so tough. Oh, Crystal? Ah, yes. That's Crystal. I don't even understand what they wrote.
    167:09
    Smog is a total... Smog is... What does smog mean? You're smog. How dare you ask that? I don't know what it means, but thank you. Thank you.
    167:26
    Thank you. You said awesome, so... Yay! Oh, let's take a roll! Crap, crap, crap! I'm gonna try. Sorry. Thank you, Point, for the drink.
    167:53
    I know, man, like, Metallica's a known quantity. Everyone knows it's a good game. This is still being worked on. You never know how it's going to... I mean, if you've got time to wait, wait and see what happens with Star Wars. But if you've got pros, like I think, for my money, Metallica pros got a lot more toys and cool things to have. Isn't there an equal amount of death? Like, what shots do you want to recover? I have 13 questions. We've got a free game and just an incomplete game. Tracy and Kate Watson!
    168:29
    Leonard! Leonard? I'm probably talking about Big Bang Theory. Because of the green glasses. Yeah, because of the green glasses. I don't see it. Yeah, because of the green glasses. I'm the Big Bang Theory. I'm the Green Lantern. I'm the Major Character of the Pack. I'm Darth Leonard. Oh, God.
    169:02
    Black cake girl. You gotta put it in my mouth. Black cake girl. Good save. Ladies, take a look at this. See how touchy this man is? Look at that. Yeah, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom. That wasn't the face scan. Just look at that.
    169:42
    I'm trying to see if I can backhand this ship. You can backhand the Death Star, but you can't backhand the Death Star when he's from branch. Great move by the way.
    170:12
    He was trolling, he was trolling very hard. Alright. So, every, the past few Tuesdays here at Logan Arcade I've been teaching a pinball for beginners. Wait, you're part of that whole thing? Yeah, well I've been helping. I don't run it.
    171:07
    Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. What's the biggest pinball rookie mistake? Double flipping. Double flipping or putting $4 in the machine and then hitting start a bunch of times just to play by yourself?
    171:45
    I mean... yeah, I guess. That cost me pretty bad, wasn't it? Oh, we... I started multiball. Oh, we... I started multiball. We just got finished. I started multiball. Look at these shorts.
    172:01
    Alright. How many StarFires I got? I started multiball. Hey! I only cut by a thing. Just go by a flat pipe. I always go by a flat pipe. Yeah.
    172:14
    But you didn't hit the thing. Yeah, I know. I was trying to... Every time I think of Jack, I play pinball by myself. Bro.
    172:27
    Now we're playing pinball in the hot tub! I've been drinking like a drink beer but with hard alcohol so I'm like I ain't had no coffee in a long time Not like this one Oh right Is that what happened to the big day cup? Oh yeah Last year someone stole second place Nooo Oh god Hold on I can see just the other way
    173:24
    Gahhh That's Brad's penis. Ha ha ha! Alright, Internet, thank you so much for coming. Make sure to tune in the whole week. We're going to be here at Logan Arcade.
    173:49
    The games we're going to play are off the top of our heads, so when we show up, we're just going to pick something and set up. So just wait for that tweet tomorrow, and it's going to be good. I love you. Thank you for being here. the viewership today was out of control right? I love you and I'm in love with you be good and be good to each other Sprack, I'm sorry Stud give me that rinse and I'll stream for five more hours huh? no? I'm getting a report that that's not happening have a wonderful night, I love you and see you tomorrow bye
    174:28
    I'm horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight I'm horny all night long I'm horny, I'm horny, I'm horny, horny tonight
    174:58
    Oh shit, I didn't close that. Alright. Crap!