SDTM: Jurassic Park Monopoly Board Game First Look & First Impressions

Straight Down the Middle·video·8m 5s·analyzed·Feb 10, 2022

Analysis

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TL;DR

Jurassic Park Monopoly offers creative rule innovations but suffers from component quality issues.

Summary

Greg Bone provides a first-look review of the Jurassic Park Monopoly board game, highlighting its significant deviations from traditional Monopoly rules including a dynamic T-Rex token that destroys properties, dual dice mechanics (amber and normal), fence mechanics replacing houses/hotels, and interactive sound gates that determine monetary rewards. While praising the innovative gameplay and artwork, he identifies two main quality issues: flimsy cardboard gates that easily shift during play and poorly differentiated character tokens that are difficult to distinguish during gameplay.

Key Claims

The Jurassic Park Monopoly ruleset is vastly different from traditional Monopoly, not just a themed reskin
high confidence · Greg directly compares rule mechanics including T-Rex movement, dual dice, gate sounds, and fence mechanics to traditional Monopoly
Properties in the game move around the board corresponding to dinosaur positions
high confidence · Greg explains 'the bank doesn't keep' properties, they 'go around the board and they go corresponding to the dinosaur'
T-Rex movement uses the amber die while player tokens move based on both dice rolls
high confidence · Detailed explanation of dual dice mechanic: 'T-Rex moves to the corresponding number on your amber die. Your token moves corresponding to both of the dice'
Players pay $50 to the bank each time the T-Rex passes or lands on their character token
high confidence · Greg states 'when this T-Rex lands on one of your character spots or where your character is sitting, or passes one of your token characters, you pay the bank fifty dollars'
Cardboard gate components are significantly worse at staying in place than Monopoly houses and hotels
high confidence · Greg complains the gates are 'literally ten times worse than that' compared to houses/hotels, noting they get 'knocked over' and 'shifted all over the place'
Character tokens Tim, Lex, and Ellie Sattler are difficult to distinguish from each other during play
high confidence · Greg identifies this as 'probably the biggest' complaint, noting Tim and Lex are 'both of them being females and they have both of the characters with their hands on their hips—so you can't know whose token is whose'

Notable Quotes

“I just wanted to buy, sell properties, play the traditional Monopoly. But after getting through it one time, the spin that they put on it is really cool.”
Greg Bone@ 0:57 — Shows Greg's initial skepticism was overcome by actual gameplay experience, positioning the review as balanced assessment
“It's kind of gimmicky, but it's still kind of cool, and it puts a nice little twist on the game.”
Greg Bone@ 5:06 — Summarizes Greg's mixed but ultimately positive view of the sound gate feature
“All of your tokens are very similar... especially Tim and Lex and Ellie, they especially, when you're playing on the board, are horribly similar.”
Greg Bone@ 6:30 — Identifies the most significant quality/design issue with practical gameplay impact
“It will keep you and your family bickering, fighting, and separated and tossing tables all night long, just like traditional Monopoly.”
Greg Bone@ 7:55 — Humorous closing endorsement that frames the game as true to the Monopoly experience of creating conflict

Entities

Greg BonepersonJurassic Park MonopolyproductStraight Down the Middleorganization

Signals

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design_philosophy: Game designers successfully innovated on established brand formula (Monopoly) while maintaining core gameplay loop, using IP-specific mechanics (T-Rex as dynamic threat, fence protection, sound-gated rewards)
high · Greg notes the game 'feels like a different game' despite being Monopoly, with mechanics that integrate thematically (T-Rex destroys fences before properties, gates produce dinosaur roars vs music) and balance well in practice
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product_concern: Cardboard gate components exhibit poor durability and stability, shifting during normal play; character token designs lack sufficient visual differentiation
high · Greg identifies gates as 'literally ten times worse' than traditional Monopoly components and notes character tokens Tim/Lex/Ellie are 'horribly similar' and indistinguishable during gameplay, with family feedback confirming this was their 'biggest chief complaint'

Topics

Board game design and mechanics innovationprimaryComponent quality and manufacturing issuesprimaryJurassic Park intellectual property licensing and themingsecondaryGameplay balance and pacingsecondaryProduct design ergonomics and usabilitysecondary

Sentiment

positive(0.72)— Greg is genuinely enthusiastic about the game's innovative ruleset and artwork, but the two identified component quality issues (flimsy gates and indistinguishable tokens) prevent a higher sentiment score. His conclusion is a strong endorsement despite these problems.

Transcript

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hey greg here was straight down the middle and today i'm bringing you guys something special it is the jurassic park version of monopoly this game uh there's a few different things about there was a few things that took me by surprise one of them being is that the rule set is vastly different from your normal traditional classic monopoly i was honestly expecting your traditional monopoly uh obviously jurassic park themed with the dinosaurs being in place of the properties your tokens being characters and dinosaurs from the movie it has its own little spin and twist on it so we're gonna go right into those sort of things because it was something that i when i first heard this and i saw this when i started reading the directions i was kind of taken aback i was like man i just wanted to buy sell properties play the traditional monopoly but after getting through it one time uh the spin that they put on it is pretty cool some of those differences are your properties they are dinosaurs which again that's something you would expect from a jurassic park monopoly uh the thing is though is all of these the bank doesn't keep these properties they actually go around the board and they go corresponding to uh the dinosaur that they're in front of or the property that they're in front of you also have two different sets of die one of them is your amber die and one of them is a normal die now this is something that really sets this monopoly game apart from other monopoly games you have a t-rex token uh he's super awesome very well detailed a very nice character and when you roll both these die when you roll the amber one the t-rex moves to the corresponding number on your amber die your token moves corresponding to both of the die so the addition of both dies where your token move and what happens also with this t-rex what he does is when this t-rex comes by and he lands on this card or that spot on the board then he destroys that land and you must flip it over and it must be paid to be repaired so another little neat thing on there you can still buy that property even though that it has damage done to it but when someone lands on it you collect no rent until you pay to get that property repaired also what happens is when this t-rex lands on one of your characters spots or where your character is sitting or passes one of your token characters you pay the bank 50 so it's a nice little twist on the traditional monopoly and that paying fifty dollars every time the t-rex passes a character or lands on that spot uh it speeds the game up a little bit and it's one of those things that that can happen uh kind of frequently or you can go a lot of the game without it happening it's actually balanced quite well uh i was surprised by that because i thought well this is just going to be a joke and you're going to be broke in no time or he's never going to land on it but but for whatever reason um it works out fairly fairly well and fairly even now something that goes along with that that is another little spin for the jurassic park monopoly is instead of houses in your hotels you have fences and these fences when the t-rex lands on the fence it will destroy the fence before it damages your property so it's just a little small line of protection also on your card you'll see just like with traditional monopoly that when you have a fence on there you can collect more rent so there is actually rent without a fence rent with a fence now something else that's a little different from this monopoly versus other monopoly is you have the jurassic park gates and what these gates do is they play music and what happens every time you pass go instead of just collecting 200 like you normally would in monopoly you hit the sound button when you hear a dinosaur roar you collect only a hundred dollars you hear music you collect two hundred dollars something else that's sort of similar to your uh traditional monopoly is you have two sets of cards one of them being your cold storage cards and another being your uh your impact trimmer cards and those have certain tasks your things that you would get for free in certain directions that you would follow you get get out a free jail card um get out jail free card all those sort of things and also as i was going talking about the fence it plays into the fence like this card here in particular it uses the fence too and the music uh hear music advance to any unknown property and get it for free hear a roar move the t-rex to any one of your properties so that's another one of those uh those instances that they use this uh this gate with the music so it's kind of gimmicky but it's still kind of cool and it puts a nice little twist on the game other than that everything else sort of plays very traditional in a sense two chief complaints about this game that that they're not deal breakers but it kind of it does hinder the experience is uh the first one being your gates i wish that they would have done some kind of molded plastic something a little different than these uh flappy just folded cardboard gates because laying money down rolling the dice across the board any kind of little movement knocks these things over they get shifted all over the place and the houses and hotels weren't great with monopoly anyways about staying put but these gates are literally ten times worse than that my next complaint is your tokens and this is probably the biggest and and playing with my family it was their biggest chief complaint as well is all of your tokens are very similar you have lex you have kim you have ian malcolm you have hammond um you have uh alan grant and and ellie sattler and all of the characters minus probably alan grant alan grant's very distinctive allen has the the uh road flare in his hand so he can you can actually tell him apart but when you get into like ellie and lex and tim they especially when you're playing on the board are horribly similar they all look almost identical and especially ellie and lex um both of them being females and they have both of the characters with their hands on their hips so you can you don't know whose token is is whose when you're playing the game so i wish that they would have went a different route um i like the fact that they have the uh the casted t-rex that's coming around and chasing the humans and chasing the characters so i don't know if i would have liked the the other tokens to be other dinosaurs especially since you're buying dinosaurs and they are are essentially your properties that you're buying but i kind of wish that maybe they would have thrown a jeep in there or the explorer or or something hell even a a palm tree i don't know something to differentiate these characters so that you can tell whose character and whose token is who's throughout the game other than that this game is fantastic again it's it's kind of it's it's own standalone jurassic park game it is monopoly but it's it's quite a bit different so it feels like a different game and one big shout out man i don't know who did the artwork on this box but the artwork is beyond phenomenal on this game so shout out to whoever did that get out buy this game it's fun it will keep you and your family bickering fighting and separated and tossing tables all night long just like traditional monopoly