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S262: Duel of the JPs!

Don't Panic Flip·video·1h 45m·analyzed·Apr 8, 2020
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TL;DR

Don't Panic Flip hosts Jurassic Park duel stream with sync issues and multiple challenge rounds.

Summary

George from Don't Panic Flip hosts a competitive Jurassic Park pinball stream featuring himself vs. Tommy (Jedi McMuffin), with Nick (Pinsomniac) as commentator. The stream showcases multiple head-to-head challenges on JP machines with various rule-set objectives, including paddock completion, T-Rex multiplier races, Chaos spelling, and Escape from Nublar modes. Extensive technical troubleshooting of stream sync issues dominates the first half; the second half focuses on gameplay competition and casual banter about accents, past costumes, and pinball strategy.

Key Claims

  • George had won a previous JP duel 5-4 against Tommy, but upon video review Tommy was awarded a super jackpot on a super quick shot that broke the cheating rule, and George is willing to accept a rematch

    high confidence · George and Nick discussing rule enforcement from previous duel

  • Tommy's game has a giant T-Rex model in the back corner that was not the one supposed to go into Deadpool

    high confidence · Tommy describing his JP machine modifications

  • George has modded his JP machine with yellow and black/Shane Black flippers and tracks going up the right ramp, with plans to add an extra Velociraptor

    high confidence · George discussing his machine mods

  • Nick has a bulldog that sleeps and farts next to him during streams

    high confidence · Nick answering question about ugliest creature encountered

  • The stream moved NGINX server infrastructure to AWS to improve consistency and bandwidth, though it created an additional 6-second delay

    high confidence · George explaining technical streaming setup improvements

  • George had to do 10 push-ups as a penalty for swearing during the stream

    high confidence · George acknowledging penalty and briefly leaving stream

  • A mystery community member (Mystery Pinball Theater 3000) suggested wagering push-ups on the Escape from Nublar challenge outcome

    high confidence · MPT-3K suggestion during Escape round setup

Notable Quotes

  • “I so deep into my homebrew, I lost all track of time.”

    Tommy (Jedi McMuffin)@ 9:09 — Indicates Tommy was focused on homebrew pinball work before the stream; shows commitment to pinball community projects outside of commercial machines

  • “I've been scared of it all week, but, you know.”

    Tommy (Jedi McMuffin)@ 10:02 — Suggests emotional investment in competition and some anxiety about performance

  • “Feel the rhythm. Feel the ride. Get on up. It's pinball time.”

    George@ 36:49 — Custom pinball catchphrase blending Cool Runnings reference; became recurring stream tagline

  • “I have been thinking a lot about the MLP game and how the layout... if you ever want to talk about the rule set or what the goal of it will be I'm very happy to just chat”

    George@ 29:48 — References upcoming My Little Pony pinball machine; George expresses willingness to discuss rule design but cannot disclose details

  • “You're just on fire today, George. I think we need to put a full game on.”

    Nick (Pinsomniac)@ 36:19 — Acknowledges George's dominant early performance in challenges

  • “I'm not sure the ugliest creature, I tend to find the beauty in things”

    Nick (Pinsomniac)@ 33:57 — Reveals Nick's philosophical approach to evaluating the world; contrasts with other hosts' more cynical responses

Entities

GeorgepersonTommypersonNickpersonDon't Panic FliporganizationJurassic Park PinballgameMy Little Pony PinballgameDeadpoolgame

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Don't Panic Flip conducting competitive head-to-head tournament-style streaming with multiple challenge rounds, commentator analysis, and active chat interaction; format demonstrates sophisticated streaming infrastructure investment

    high · Multiple challenge rounds with timer synchronization, professional commentary, chat moderation, AWS backend migration for consistency

  • ?

    event_signal: Don't Panic Flip conducting large-scale competitive streaming event with multiple match formats, real-time commentary, and community wagering participation

    high · Formal match structure with countdown protocols, timer synchronization, commentary play-by-play analysis, community suggestions for challenge variants and wagering mechanisms

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Jurassic Park pinball shows depth in challenge modes (Escape from Nublar, T-Rex Multiball, Chaos spelling, Raptor Multiball, Control Room); competitive play reveals complex rule interactions and strategy layers

    high · Multiple distinct challenge objectives, discussion of smart missile strategy, saved ball mechanics, multiball interactions, sequential letter-spelling requirements

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Stranger Things pinball identified as 'very very polarizing game' with specific frustration noted about left ramp design on Premium Edition and OE versions

    medium · Stream chat suggestion mentions 'this seems to be very very polarizing game' and George's comment about left ramp that 'is not gonna... just... this is gonna be annoying'

  • ?

    restoration_signal: Jurassic Park machines in players' collections show significant aftermarket modification activity including flipper swaps, physical model additions, and cosmetic enhancements

Transcript

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0:00
Thank you. going over here and turning this off and enabling the audio on all of us You guys, my name is George. Welcome. This is Don't Panic Flip, and tonight we have a very special broadcast. We have a duel of the JPs. This is definitely a Who's JP will reign supreme. Tonight I'll be battling Jedi McMuffin, a.k.a. Tommy, and commentating, as just before, we have Nick, a.k.a. the Pinsomniac. What's up, everybody? Welcome. Hello. Oh, I should go big screen. Hello. That is my value. Yes, thank you. I'm like, yeah, thanks, MPT3K. I am going to go big tonight. We're going to kill it. This is going to be... Oh, you mean... Okay, I already made a mistake. Yeah.
5:45
MPT3K. NES007, welcome to the stream. Joe Soap, welcome to the stream. The Scotty P, welcome to the stream. and looking forward, I should say, to dueling on JPs potentially in the future. So, Peppers, also, welcome to the stream.
6:06
I haven't even thought about, like, what things we want to do. I guess maybe do we want to start off with an easy one, like the first one to complete an attic?
6:17
And, Nick, thank you very much. You're amazing. My hat's off to you. Yeah, I don't know why it didn't happen earlier. Okay. Well, I guess let's do it. Nick, do you have any other thoughts, then, on other minigames that we could be playing?
Mystery Pinball Theater 3000
person
Dialed In! (Collectors Edition)game
Stranger Things Pinballgame
Pinsomniacperson
Jedi McMuffinperson
Cool Runningsproduct
AWS (Amazon Web Services)company

high · George describes yellow/black flippers, track mods on right ramp, plans for Velociraptor addition; Tommy mentions giant T-Rex model in back corner; both machines extensively customized

  • ?

    personnel_signal: George involved in rule design work for upcoming pinball machine project; suggests designer-level involvement in current or upcoming commercial machine

    medium · George's statement about MLP rule set availability for discussion implies designer or development team involvement rather than just player perspective

  • ?

    announcement: My Little Pony pinball machine confirmed in active development with rule design work underway; George has design involvement but cannot publicly discuss details

    high · George states 'if you ever want to talk about the rule set or what the goal of it will be I'm very happy to just chat there's nothing else I can really say about that' regarding MLP game

  • ?

    technology_signal: Don't Panic Flip implemented NGINX server migration from local infrastructure to AWS cloud platform to improve stream consistency and bandwidth management

    high · George explains 'NGINX running on AWS, and that's really helping with consistency and bandwidth' while acknowledging temporary 6-second delay artifact

    • 6:39
    I mean, we can do... There's all kinds of stuff. We can do First to Chaos, we can do First to Raptor, we can do First to T-Rex, which will be quick, but will be really cool. Or, actually, whoever can get the most multipliers on T-Rex would be really interesting. The most multipliers.
    7:00
    Oh, got it in a row. So how many jackpots can you hit before you hit the normal jackpots? MPT-3K says no cheating, like not giving Jedi his super jackpots. now mbt3k is saying because at the end of our last duel uh i had won i think five to four but when he had gone back and looked at the video uh he was awarded the super jackpot on the super quick shot but i think also if you go back nick commented that we weren't going to allow it regardless since we didn't know if it awarded the super jackpot or not and because that's that's technically breaking the rule like it's not a super if you do it cheating so that said i think i'm willing to accept i'm willing to accept a rematch on that i think oh and then the scotty p says farthest up the map that would also be another good one i guess you could race to visitor center or something we can also do a two minute a five minute a full game we can do uh whoever can just get the most truck hits period you're just gonna count your count your own um control center we can do first to the control center wizard mode okay or mini mini wizard mode there's there's all kinds of options here since we've got so much more content oh my god what if you and tna so let's uh my game's You can't just wait. You've actually got to... George is going to do some auto-plunging over here. Game's going well right off the bat.
    8:39
    Yeah, I'm just going to basically hit it until we're ready. There we go. Trapped up. And then I'll hold the left flipper. Cool. Well, so we're doing... I just want to complete a paddock. You just want to complete a paddock? The night will last forever. Dice, welcome to the stream. And MPT3K asks, can Jedi say hello?
    9:05
    Hello, Spuds. How you doing? I got so deep into my homebrew, I lost all track of time. No worries. And, Captain, welcome to the stream. All right, guys. Oh, wait, I need to go over here and see that. And I'm ready to go. Nick, do you want to count us down?
    9:27
    I'm ready when you guys are I am not going to put it in the truck I can see I think I have my auto-plunge turned off so I'm good but I'm in the truck here I switched my display mode alright 3, 2, 1 go oh Dice asks if you have Oh, interesting, yeah, I'm good with it if you are. Probably.
    10:01
    I am. I've been scared of it all week, but, you know. Hey, Tommy, did you plunge as soon as I said go, or is there a delay before that? There might be a little more delay on the stream than we anticipated.
    10:23
    Did you just drain? As soon as you say, yeah, I just drained, yeah. Okay. I also just drained, so that was good.
    10:32
    All right, this is going well so far for both of these fantastic pinball streamers here. I'm not saying they're fantastic pinball players. All right, so I am ready.
    10:46
    George is going up to the left rim. I got a ball set. As is Tommy. Got it. Attic. There's a ball saved there, George. Ready to go.
    11:01
    Well, that's it. And we got it. You can do it. There is one. That was quick. That was a very good one. There's a delay for George. He's ahead of you guys.
    11:14
    Uh-oh. How far ahead? That is an excellent question. I should be I'm set right now to a full three seconds I guess do you guys want to throw up your timers really quick we can just take a quick peek sure yep this is behind the scenes everybody you get to see what kind of time oh yeah I'm suddenly we're all putting up what am I six seconds I don't know what happened to my actual time you have to enable it to reset when it hides, which is an option if you scroll down.
    11:59
    We're going to restart, so I'm going to drain out my machine here. Yeah, exactly. Very inside, first of all. Yeah.
    12:09
    Alright, there you go. Okay, once again, you two are timed up nicely. And NeverworldRK, thank you so much for that follow. So you can barely see me. I'm very tiny.
    12:23
    So he's still just about a second behind me, which is actually pretty good. That way it doesn't sound too... Yeah, give me a sec here, guys. In fact, now I'm going to switch over to people. Nick, if you've got any of those rando questions, now might be a really good time while I'm adding another three seconds of delay to some of the cameras. Yeah, let's chat about something random here. Let's see.
    12:52
    Is there anything about yourself you've never told another soul? That is not the kind of question I feel like you want to ask.
    12:59
    Oh. No, this is a yes or no question. You don't have to say what it is. It's just yes or no. No, yeah, I've probably told my wife everything.
    13:12
    Yeah, I'm pretty blunt and open, too. so I'm going to say no as well. All right, let's grab another question because that was too quick.
    13:22
    And so these questions are chosen by George specifically, these 100 questions that were randomly. Are George's very specific questions, what's the most ridiculous thing you've ever done?
    13:37
    The most ridiculous? Added four seconds of delay to a... 500 milliseconds at a time. Okay, so I'm at... We got a... Do you really want me to answer that question? We got Dice gifting a sub to Pepper07. Yeah, no, what's the most ridiculous thing you've ever done? I worked at a Boy Scout camp, and at one point I had to dress up from head to foot in tinfoil as a Viking. That's awesome! Okay.
    14:14
    I went to an entire season of CSU volleyball, that's hard, state volleyball, in a Gumby costume. Okay, okay.
    14:28
    Do you still have the costume? I still have the costume, so Gumby may show up at some point. You're probably going to have to switch back to a blue screen. I'm actually switched back to a blue screen now because the green screen is still not quite green enough, And I'm getting a lot of dropped stuff with that browser showing.
    14:47
    Interesting. That's coming back nice and now. So for me, I played a character in a D&D adventure with a really thick Irish accent for almost two years.
    15:00
    So I, for about eight hours once a week, spoke in a really thick Irish accent all the time. But was it a good Irish accent? I don't know that it's good. I feel like I definitely got better over time, and I started spending more time watching videos of people speak with Irish accents to really try and nail it.
    15:27
    I'm almost, I'm two-thirds of the way done over here. reminds reminds dice of the time that he played wow as felonious monk why do i know felonious monk why does that sound so familiar felonious monk is uh the oh i'm just gonna jazz he's a jazz artist yes thank you uh And MPT3K says north or south, and it depended on the day. Like, how silly I felt, and I would go, like, harsh northern Irish.
    16:11
    You might need to work that into one of your Monday, Tuesday, Thursday night strains. Like, you do a whole two hours. You need to have, like, Irish Mondays where all you drink is Guinness. Yeah, I mean, that's, like, the lucky charm. as opposed to a more actual Irish accent. I adore accents. I really struggle with a few. I still to this day cannot do an Australian accent, but I have iOS. What's her face?
    16:41
    Not Serena. What's the iOS? Siri. I have Siri programmed to speak in an Australian voice, and it hasn't helped at all. you know I think you're just digging yourself a grave right now because your audience is going to demand it okay so I've got all of the video pushed back to 6 seconds now and now I just need to get my audio to sync up hold on 6 seconds now 6, 1, 2, 3 and
    17:21
    Okay. Boom. We should now all be synced at six seconds. Do you want to try a clap test? No. All right, cool.
    17:31
    George, watch the first season of Crikey where the Irwins, you'll have that Australian accent nailed down. I should do that. You may have to make it a thing where you can buy points for five minutes of an accent. Oh, wow. That is really good. I like that. that would be, because then I don't have a choice.
    17:55
    Oh, I'm still on ball two. Hold on. All right, so what is the next one? Are we going to do first one to, another fast one might be to do another,
    18:04
    thank you, MPT3K, for confirming we're synced. Do we want to do the truck to get into T-Rex? Let's do, whoever can hit the most number of the jackpot multipliers in T-Rex. In T-Rex. So get to T-Rex and for that it lights red over here on the C-Shot and then it'll move to the right. Left to right in order you get the maximum. And so it will continue if you go all the way over it will start again and you can continue to multiply.
    18:42
    So it is super hard. I'm interested to see how it works. Okay. I'm ready if you want to start counting this down. Alright. Three, two, one, go!
    19:06
    Alright, we're just about synced now. George was definitely a little early before. Let's see what kind of strategy George is going for here. Pretty simple strategy to start T-Rex. You just gotta hit the truck.
    19:23
    Get there real quick. Alright, so I can hit any T-Rex. Yeah, but it's not fast. It's who can hit the most red X. It is. It's true. So I'm draining the first one.
    19:37
    Right. So you're gonna want to drain the first most likely. I'm gonna get another one here. The first shot, drain that one. the second shot, catch that one, and hit the third shot, pass it over, and at that point I kind of lose control of the counting. So, still waiting for Tommy here to get in. There we go. He drops in to TX Multi-Ball. And Dice says another word for that is premature. Ethan, Howie, welcome to the stream.
    20:19
    Oh, also, I'm going to switch you guys to game screens instead of person screens for doing the backflips.
    20:29
    I guess LCD instead of your faces. So I did two. I guess I have more time because I have extra. No, I would have to get to the YouTube mode in order to get back into it. And we still have your time that is showing up on your play field.
    20:49
    You got time. George, if you can get back into T-Rex multiball, I think we can... How can I tell how many of those I hit? Here we go. I'm just going to get to the wizard mode real quick. Give me a sec here, guys.
    21:08
    Is there a way after the fact to see how many of those you hit? No, I think you only hit one. I know I hit the red one. The left one, right. You hit the C, and then I think you drained after that, or you hit one of the other shots that canceled it out. So, George, you won anyway if you just want to drain. Okay, cool.
    21:28
    You don't need to be here for 45 minutes. Yeah, yeah, okay. Well done. Okay. All right. so let's go to chat to see what the next idea might be anyone have any preferences on where we're going battle of the mods for one of the rounds oh interesting battle of the mods oh mp3k says we're perfectly synced now which is great does that mean that the mods all get to choose or Battle of the Mods. First one in control room mode is a pretty good one because you gotta close a paddock and then control room lights up, right? Yep. That's pretty good. Let's do First to start 2x scoring. I actually don't know how to light 2x scoring.
    22:25
    I think it's the third award on your airdrop, if I'm doing that right. I'm sure chat will correct me if I'm wrong though who has more cooler mods on their game well I have a whole second T-Rex in my game I don't know about you guys but I don't know if you can see I have a giant T-Rex in the back corner there was that the one that was supposed to go into Deadpool nope that was a different T-Rex I don't have anything of a sort sorry actually mine is modded up a lot Yeah, I mean, Jonathan has really cool only yellow flippers. George has these, like, weird yellow and black flippers that are just standard. Yeah, and now you can see these guys here along the side, and that matches all of the cool stuff I have on the outside now. I got that over here. You've got the flippers. I've got the tracks going up the right ramp. I have yet to put the extra Velociraptor in here.
    23:27
    And then I've modded the outside of this way more than I have the inside. So a lit... The speaker grill stuff, right?
    23:36
    Sorry, first one to what? Sorry, so a lit supply drop. Once you collect that, a hit to the 2x scoring target will... or the 2x playfield scoring will start flashing as ready to go. Oh, I see. You have to hit supply drop, then light 2x scoring will light up. Yes, and to light supply drop, um uh when you typed and then set it on fire did you imagine somebody with a microphone screaming to set it on fire I'm not sure how to light your oh uh nope oh that's the layout skill shots, multi ball qualifying paddocks super tranquilizer That sounds complicated. Let's just do an easy one. Yeah, let's just do an easy one. First one to light chaos, or to finish chaos.
    24:38
    To finish chaos? That might be multiple games for me, but okay. How about just start chaos? Well, sorry, just first one to spell chaos. Okay. And start it or just spell it? Just spell it. So if you want to go smart missile route, you can go that way.
    24:57
    Okay. Cool. That works. Wait, but you don't have to hit the flashing chaos. No, you just have to spell chaos once. Got it. Light chaos. Spell chaos. C-H-A-O-S.
    25:13
    Okay. But I could do that out of order based on those rules, right? Oh, yeah. Okay. So I just... Well, no, no, no, no, no. No. based on those rules you have to hit the c you have to hit the h you have to hit the a the o and the s in that order you can hit other stuff meanwhile but it's not going to count george okay cool because yeah let's do it let's uh first to spell chaos and or light chaos however you want However you want to say that. All right. You two ready? Yes. Yep. All right. Three, two, one, go.
    25:58
    All right. So a little strategy here. You can go for light in your smart missile. But really, first shot, you really just want to take that left shot. Ooh. Bummer drain there from Tommy. Dice says the next one should be first one to get Stranger Things and download the latest code update I also got a quick journey what this tell us I not played it yet this seems to be very very polarizing game where you watching the game and there a fire and there doesn seem to be any playground For Stranger Things really the only thing that is frustrating for me is that that left ramp on the premium and the OE is not gonna... just... this is gonna be annoying. And we've got a whole lot of tough dreams there from Tommy that... um... and... dropped straight down that left that way. Where are we at with this? All right, so George is on his A.
    27:00
    It's like Tommy is still struggling with C. He could have tried to take that with a backflip, but I'm not sure. Did he hit that with a backflip? Yep.
    27:10
    Not a backhand, but a backflip. So right about there. I don't know the difference. So a backflip is when it's rolling up your flipper kind of slow, and then you kind of take the wide angle approach at it.
    27:26
    Mr. Kennedy, George is on the right, and you have Jedi McMuffin on the left. Great. I don't know how to score like that. Jedi McMuffin slash.
    27:40
    All right, so I'm pulling in T-Rex Multiball to try and help me get the finished Spelling Chaos. So what letters does George have?
    27:52
    Which I can't do, even though I just hit the O, because apparently you can't work on your chaos letters while you're in this mode. You can't, so that's an interesting strategy. Totally interesting.
    28:05
    Let's see if it works out for him. Can we get a brick shot? Can you do that in chat? Here, I'll drop over and drop one in. You know what? I'm just going to go for a smart missile. Boom. Yep, EthanATX's mistake to start T-Rex. Get in the jet! And there is a complete chaos with a smart missile. That right there, that is the key.
    28:35
    That right there. The key strategy to finishing that challenge. Jeez. Did I earn any push-ups yet? Oh, I don't think we have any push-ups. So far, we have not had any push-ups. Although, if you swear, you have to do five push-ups.
    28:53
    I don't know if I mentioned that already. I'm behaving myself. You're doing great. I feel like I'm going to be doing a lot of them. Hey!
    29:06
    Ha! Okay. And here come the push-ups. Ten push-ups. 10. That's it. You got 10. 10? All right, I'll be right back. And Dice is coming in with a good day. I've got Taco Bell, Tequila, and a battle stream from three of the best in the biz. All I need is a pony and a mall set. How about that? There's Wolfman.
    29:32
    Dude, Dice, I have been thinking a lot about the MLP game and how the layout and I can't help it. I just have been thinking about it. and like I said if you ever want to talk about the rule set or what the goal of it will be I'm very happy to just chat there's nothing else I can really say about that and it's a bold strategy Cotton let's see send me some ideas I told you I'd give you oh thank you Oh, MPT3K, if you remember, I can't get you in the Zoom without putting you in the stream and creating a situation where we can hear you but the audience can't. So I would suggest no on coming into the Zoom, only from the first lesson learned of bringing Nick into the Zoom and everybody. I think, what did somebody say in the audience? They felt like a third wheel. in that conversation.
    30:37
    That said, there's now that, okay, guys, so we're using NGINX to do this, and we just moved NGINX over to AWS. Yeah, I don't want them to hear me. Only you guys.
    30:52
    Alright, we got some shades thrown out by MPT3K here. Alright, hold on. Maybe he wants to help us be a little smoother. Yeah, maybe he's was trying to give us suggestions, not actually have conversation. But on the fun part, I got NGINX running on AWS, and that's really helping with consistency and bandwidth. Now, it is creating an additional delay. We had that weird six seconds that was going on, but we can accommodate for any delay, preferably if it's consistent. If it starts fluctuating, that's going to cause an issue. George, I do want to mention that these questions are terrible.
    31:32
    I just looked up online and, like, Alright, here's the next random question for everybody. I'd love for chats to tune in on this one, too. What's the ugliest living creature you've ever encountered?
    31:45
    Oh, interesting. Okay. That's not a bad question. That's a good question. Yeah, that's the third random number I pulled.
    31:55
    Um, I don't know. An ugly creature. Like, I haven't physically encountered an anglerfish, but I do think that they are the ugliest looking creatures out there. The male version or the female version?
    32:09
    Oh, Dice, feel free to send me ideas. I'm open to any. This was never my game. This is how. Okay, cool. Dice, I am in. I will start sending you amazing ideas.
    32:21
    I'm not sure which three of us he mentions. Oh, no. I feel kind of horrible describing it outright. It was in Tennessee a few years ago at Dollywood. There was a lady.
    32:36
    Yeah, every redneck stereotype you could possibly think of all at once. Many children involved. Something wasn't right about that. That's all I can really say without going too far.
    32:49
    Joseph has cracked mirrors in his past, so I think that answers that question. Okay. And Dice has a face for podcast and a voice for newspaper. it's pretty good yeah I like that that's the okay Nick did you have your ugliest animal sorry ugliest creature um creature my bulldog's sleeping and farting next to me by Massa I want to say it's Massa Kersky no call him Sko that's a friend of mine Sko okay um is it not a play on masochist and, and like a last name? Yeah, it's gotta be. It's, it's like a Soviet Russia Masochinsky.
    33:44
    In Soviet Russia, masochist is fun. Masochist you. Wildebeest. There we go. For a wolf fan. Okay. Uh, yeah, I'm going to have to think on that one. I'm not sure the ugliest creature, I tend to find the beauty in things Okay, okay It might actually be the Super Mario Bros. pinball Yes, wow, there you are You're a little loud If you could turn that down a little In Mother Russia, pinball slaps you Yes, very uncomfortable Yes, excellent Okay Alright, so what's our game, guys? So our game Let's see Let's go first to Raptor Multiball First to Raptor I like it Pretty simple Switching back over to score view And Nick you want to count us down I will as soon as I see Tommy's goal So ready Set go I don't think I want to get slapped by a pinball machine You gotta count down more interesting ways each time. Oh, man.
    35:01
    Oh, you're telling me. My main inspiration for running countdowns... My main inspiration for good countdowns and good commentary would be the guy that does all the commentations for the past hockey team on radio.
    35:25
    Beforehand, he says like the avalanche versus the wild, force of nature versus acronym, or not acronym, but adjective.
    35:39
    Just comes up with all kinds of stuff, but he's been off air now for two, three weeks. We got one more shot here. Askinski says, sorry, don't know how to change my name. Also, you couldn't, Askinski, no way there. Not smart enough for that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's no reason to change the name. We've got some... George, already get into Raptor Multiball? I am in Raptor Multiball. All right. Whew. So fast.
    36:11
    That is that one. Yep. That was a solid 30 seconds. I barely got to read anything in chat. I apologize.
    36:19
    You're just on fire today, George. I think we need to put a full game on. I think we need to just see how it goes as a full game.
    36:29
    See who can put the most up and kind of go from there. I can do that. Or should we start with a first to, like, 20 million?
    36:44
    Oh, that's kind of interesting. Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, yeah. Feel the rhythm. Feel the ride. Get on up. It's pinball time. That was a nice amalgamation, I think, of cool runnings and pinball.
    37:03
    I've got to watch that movie soon. Yes, you do. Have you not seen it? Oh, no, no. I try to watch it every, like, three months or so. It's time.
    37:15
    Dude, I watched Mr. Glass last night. I have no idea why that has like a 16% on Rotten Tomatoes. That was, I want to say, M. Night Shyamalan's best film yet. Also, Dice, I think we need to change that to Feel the Rhythm, Feel the Ride, Plunge on Up. It's pinball time. Just throw it up there. It's a little bit longer, but I think it works. I don't want to add insult to injury, but I'm at four, right?
    37:40
    Well, yeah, you're crushing it. Yeah, you're at four. I predicted this. Cool, okay. Because I have like, you have like one in three good games. I have like one in 20, so I fully expect you to completely crush me tonight. Oh, we also have the ability to do escape.
    37:56
    Oh, yeah, we could do. Oh, that's right, yeah. Do you want to do that first before we do the 20 million? Let's do a round of escape first. Okay. So holding both flippers. Dice, thank you so much for agreeing with me. I'm assuming you're agreeing with me and not one of the other six other conversations that have transpired during that time. So the rules for Escape from Nublar are going to be the first one to get there, time based on the actual table time, not based on real time, because there are times that, say you plunge and you short plunge and it just lands on your filter and doesn't hit the switch, it does not activate the timer yet. So time based on the table. If you do not finish, it will be whoever has the most points. Okay. All right. I gotta go through the little video thing here. If you tap both flippers, you can fast forward it.
    38:51
    Okay. Alright, guys. Here we go. That dark table just looks so ominous. It really does. It's like a thunderstorm. It really is. Like, if it goes dark in the middle of the game, it's horrible. Like, you just start flipping like mad. Right. Alright.
    39:10
    Let's do it. Feel the rhythm. Feel the ride. Lunge on up. It's pinball time. That's all dice. I got to get it to dice on that one.
    39:27
    Well done. All right. So let's do... We've got the treasure boats coming to the same way as the mall.
    39:38
    What does that mean? No, it will count for two digits. It's made for basketball, so it'll be fine. Caviel. You mean that score. Greetings, program.
    39:53
    Negative goes right to the pattern. Dice, I only know more about pool running than most people should.
    40:02
    There we go. Get out of there! All right, Caviel. Sorry, Dice, I think we need some random tools on this trivia that you may know more about than everybody else.
    40:16
    Oh, God, it is so hard to watch two different streams at the same time, everybody. All right, first one done. And MPT3K says, guys, we've got to cheer for Jedi. So, if everybody wants to wager some push-ups in that if George loses, he has to do them, and if he wins, he still has to do them, we should do that.
    40:42
    Real nice. I guess, yeah, you guys could use channel porting to each other's channels to wager uh, pigeons.
    40:58
    Second paddock, though. Oh, there's an escape there, though. Found that left out lane, but it's still an escape.
    41:06
    Unless the run was because it happened again. Nope, it looks like he's keeping her alive this time. I'm doing better. Just need a lot of warm-up.
    41:20
    And let's see. They're both still 10th left. We've got George getting really close to finishing escape here. I don't know where everybody is.
    41:38
    Okay, not as close as I thought. So, George is on his third, I believe. I can't tell. Yeah, I'm on my third. Yep.
    41:46
    Oh, my God. I can't find the shot right now. Jedi McMuffin is on his second. Get up there. All right. There we go. How many perks does everybody have left? It gave it to me. Two.
    42:04
    Ow. And I think George. All right. Cool. Oh, rescue count. Oh, I can't see George's picture remaining because of his logo. So that's a nice little change there. Oh, that's awesome. Don't worry about it, George. I won't go in and break anything, I promise. Okay, cool.
    42:29
    All right. Here we go. There's one and two. George is on his. Oh, it's gone. I'm on my third. Third drunkest I've ever gotten.
    42:52
    There we go. Oh, my gosh. All right, got the third. I think that's it. I'm toast. Ethan ATX says, I will do every push-up with George.
    43:04
    That's awesome. Thank you. How many push-ups do we have here? Let's see. Oh, I can't. It looks like we've got 20 push-ups. Oh, my God.
    43:16
    I got a ball safe. Okay, we're good. We're good. Graphical map, not the play-tip map to tell who is where. DMV map is way easier to tell. Guys, I had an idea and had to run to my whiteboard. Did you say you want some Cool Runnings trivia? Yes, guys. If you have any Cool Runnings trivia, that's going to be... Can we please get a Cool Runnings pinball table? That is probably on the top of my list for a new pinball table. What am I, 342? God, this is a six-pack.
    43:44
    As you can see, that was one of my best decision-making boards ever. Awesome. Well done. I'm happy with it. Should I finish or start? Stop, I mean. Well, it depends on what score you're at. What's your score? 90 million. So you're 38 million? Yeah. I think you pretty much it's gone anyways no I'm not apparently I still have another so okay I've got it on score I'm good you're good just on score okay uh oh Tupac auditioned for Cool Runnings huh okay good to know there's a very quick two word trivia about Cool Runnings um I'd love to hear it wait why does Caviel say subscribe did I miss one no let's find out wait I think I missed Peppers says he resubbed did you already count that one I don't see it on mine okay so sorry there's a lot going on well yeah there's a lot going on Dice, thank you very much for that gifted sub earlier. And Peppers, enjoy those emotes. I'm not sure if you were gifted the sub, and if Dice gave that to you. You gave Peppers the reason. Oh, yeah. I did see that one.
    45:17
    And then Caviel is trying to subscribe to the Cool Runnings trivia. Ah, got it. Okay. Yeah, I'd agree with that.
    45:25
    So we are going to play a full game at this point. Okay. Sorry, not a full game. 20 million, but there is a caveat.
    45:36
    If you get to 20 million and fewer balls than the other person, then you'll win. But if it takes you both the same amount of balls to get there, it's whoever gets there first.
    45:53
    Okay. Does that make sense? Okay. So it's not speed. it is the least number of balls or speed if you tie on the number of balls. Yes. Okay, got it. Gotcha. So if you do it on one ball first, you win. Yes. And 20 million sounds right. Do we want to bump that up or down at all? Either of you have a... You can come close to that if you hit all three... All three skill shots, that's right. Or you exceed it. Yeah. Let's do 40 million. Okay, and by the way, Jedi McMuffin, thank you very much for gifting a tier one sub to Skoach. Sorry, was it Sko? Sorry, Sko. Skoach is also kind of fun to say though there too. Call him Skoach. Awesome timing. And is Jedi running at 30 FPS?
    46:51
    John Candy took a pay cut because he wanted to make it so bad. Awesome. Yeah, understandable. Ethan says 50 million. How do you guys feel?
    47:00
    Whatever Jedi wants. No, that's fine. All right, first one to change their Twitch name to Jedi McMuffin.
    47:08
    All right, that's a point for Jedi. Excellent, excellent. So, 20 or 50? Let's go 50. Okay. All right. 50 it is. Let's do it. Count it down.
    47:21
    All right. 3, 2, 1, go. And also, can we talk about the fact before that, if you wanted the actors to talk like Sebastian because they thought we wouldn't be able to understand the actors. That's Sebastian from The Little Mermaid.
    47:41
    Oh, that's hard. That's a stereotype, I guess. Yeah, that's... I mean... Probably wrong. Is he white? Is he accurate? No, that's totally the wrong accent.
    47:58
    It's like Caribbean, but it's definitely not Jamaican. All right, lost one ball. All right, so we are at one ball. George is on ball one. We have Jedi on ball two. George has drained one. Jedi is on ball two. sorry I can't talk today I'm still on ball you're still on ball too now yeah see I told you it was my fault uh and player can yep he fixed it cool uh shortstop streams no problem there I will try to pay attention to that as well again I urge anybody to try the time carry there is so much going on at one time um we even have MPT3K here reminding us small things. Oh, we got a playfield frozen over on Jedi McMuffin.
    48:59
    Wait, wait, wait. Is it all in playfield? Yeah. And Jedi is sitting... George is at 10 million, 48,000.
    49:11
    And I can't tell what the score is, and we've got 16 million from Jedi who still is... I can't tell what ball he's on.
    49:22
    Still on... Alright, still on ball two. So the bow's on ball two here. 17 million, going for 50. Going into control.
    49:39
    Also, if you get the score in your bonus, it will count for that ball. I'm at 22. We're going for 50.
    49:47
    52 already. Don't give up quite yet. I just tilted. Oh, and George tilts and loses his bonus. Back to who played Sanka, his lucky eggs were rubber and he still has them.
    50:06
    That's fantastic. God, that's such a good movie. There's so many moments in that movie. Yes, there are. There really are. What's he at? We've got $24 million to George Barton, his T-Rex multi-balls. And he's going to be able to put quite a bit on.
    50:28
    George is at $14.5. $31 entering ball street. And, unfortunately, we have a drain there from Jedi McFarland, which I can't remember names right now. From Tommy. And last for now, JonTan, we picked all of his theme music for the other main cast members based on their personalities. Oh man, that's fantastic. That's like, if I had the power to do like all of the OBS stuff, and pick my own theme music for George and Jedi, I think I would say hit a good shot. Or like have a good save. Which I am not hitting at all right now. Jedi is working towards he's got A lit for Chaos George currently has O lit for Chaos is going to be very quick to 50 George can't quite get that O Jedi's got the A I got the job on that O and I'm a little behind okay there's the O and George still needs the O We got a dark playfield I have no idea what's happening And we're coming back up Oh and he just can't hit it He's four wise Jedi is fit man Oh he's in the middle of a Toronto bomb So there's going to be some major points here 55 it is done You're on ball two You're on ball three Are you also on ball three George? I am because I tilted. That is a win.
    52:13
    Oh. Hey. Coming back. I'm glad it's not a shutout. Jedi has it. EthanATX coming in with the Jedi has it.
    52:25
    Excellent job. And I am going to have you guys play a quick, or we're going to play a full game here now. So extra balls are going to count. Okay, full game. Extra balls count. Whoever just puts up the most points, period.
    52:41
    Okay. And you guys start up. You don't need me to count down, but I need a beer, so I will be right back.
    52:51
    Beer break. Side note I need a beer as well It is now legal to add weight to your bobsled to add more weight Huh Did you say that earlier I didn And when arriving the Jamaican bobsled team is welcomed warmly by the other teams If there was a rivalry, it's not recorded. Right. And didn't they show that basically in the movie? That's how I remember it. Or no, I think I remember it that way because of that trivia. All right. I'll be back. Beer. Take your time. Grab a beer. I'm also going to need to pause at some point. Oh, I should probably change that back to scores.
    53:33
    We did this guy. We did. Grab a beer, if you know. All right, well, here's my selection. Excuse me. What was your selection?
    53:46
    Oh! Blind pig. We have a blind pig out here. I did not know that it was a chain, honestly. And I have almost finished my chillax, the pineapple golden ale. Oh, and when arriving, the... Okay, cool. We already went through that. And Scosche all says me too as well. And what's everyone... What did everyone grab?
    54:16
    I didn't grab a blind pin from Russian River Brewing Company, Is that a pretty high percentage? Probably. Usually I go for the... No, this one's always 6.2.
    54:34
    You guys earlier said go ahead and start playing whenever you feel like playing. You're cool. Should I accept you? Yeah, there's no time limit on this. Alright.
    54:47
    I have a nice... I've got Dry Dock's Vanilla Porter, which, in my opinion, is better than the Breckenridge River one.
    55:05
    Russian River Brewing, and it isn't a tiny elder, Javier asks. No, they were sold out of that. I have a grocery store here that stocks both of them and planning to sell them very quickly.
    55:24
    Guys asked, what if you guys had pulled towards that, came back, and he was at WDRPE, which is what's it stand for?
    55:33
    When dinosaurs were into the earth. Yeah. Sco is drinking a Modelo. All right. Go, ramp, ramp. All right. Let's see what kind of strategy here. George, what's your strategy here for high school?
    56:03
    Don't drain, number one. Number two, I'm just going to bake my way up the ladder. I'm not sure if there's a ladder anywhere on this. That's an interesting strategy. How about you, Tommy?
    56:16
    open paddock get a multi-ball alright there are multi-balls and paddocks on the table so George I have a feeling you're playing the wrong pinball table you should probably move over to Jurassic Park so I've completed two paddocks now I am on my way to a third here and wait a minute oh yeah you gotta also how do you get the stack multiplier sure enough And there's a paddock there that I just finished. He's got a spell map again. I'm not sure we can quite see either of their maps.
    56:58
    Or their map lights. They're usually at the very top light. I have the M. I love a shoutcaster with some sass. Guys, am I shouting? Am I too loud?
    57:12
    I guess we can try and hit the O. I'm going to drop my mic a little bit. Hopefully it works. I'm a little more excited.
    57:21
    I'm not talking too much. All right. So here we've got a multiple on the left side here. Let's take a look at that.
    57:30
    That's some good control there. Let's see if we can trap up, though, and slow things down. There we go.
    57:40
    There's a slowdown. All right. Ooh, everyone out of the pool. Seems Tommy needs to be working on his, uh, his critical separations.
    57:52
    Ooh, little air defense there. Can't see if he's going to stay. Push out. Ooh, good save. Oh, and he dug that one out of there.
    58:03
    Ooh, and Double J is coming, but I don't see it yet. And one and two. Ooh. That would be tough. You will in four to five seconds, I think. Not at all. I call everyone commentating and put it all to him in the chat, since that seems to be the norm for professional gaming. They're already going for some reason.
    58:23
    All right. Yeah, this video reporter is helping a lot with the voice. So thank you, guys. I think... So we're pretty even right now. 53 million to 48 million, I think we saw.
    58:36
    I can't tell what ball board is on there. 1 George is on ball 1 where does it stay oh it's at the top yeah I'm on ball 3 alright we're moving into ball 3 oh wicked double dream there oh man that came off the truck straight down the middle for Tommy over here yeah I'm still getting I would argue that because George owns this table, he's better at it.
    59:17
    I can't say that now. Awesome. Thank you. We've got some good feedback there from NPCPK, which sounds like everyone feels like a third wheel.
    59:35
    We say, awesome, thank you. for nothing. It would be fairly inconvenient. I can see a flight coming back from Chicago. What does that mean? Oh my gosh. Smoking your knife down.
    59:58
    Oh, that dark play field is so hard to do a hitching on. It is. I'm really going to have to jump for that. However, Came off the truck and straight down the middle of a pinball show not sponsored but kind of sponsored.
    60:12
    Sorry, not a big show. Get over there. 39 million to 85 million. Currently, Jedi's got more points per minute at the moment, but George currently has more points per ball. Whatever.
    60:53
    So I am in what's it called? Multiball. Again, I think that's the wrong table. And I'm... What multiball? This is Raptor multiball. Okay. So now I just need to hit the C, the A, and the O to get into the most... Only one game, right? Sorry?
    61:21
    Oh. Only one game, right? I got 141. 141, 971. Alright, score to beat. Oh, that had way too much spin on it.
    61:34
    And that came... Ooh, that... Whoa, look at how much spin that had. I'm a little late. Sorry, yeah. Ooh, that one's coming back, though. Why did that come back?
    61:48
    Oh, it escaped. And now I enable double scoring. There it is! 113. That's all I wanted. He hits the shot. Starts his control mode.
    62:06
    And Ethan says, don't you know this is a data east? George still has about 20 million to put up. He may have it in bonus.
    62:21
    I've seen George drain before. Yeah, he's in program. the power mode. You should be able to hit it. Nope. That's the only thing to start this mode. I know.
    62:35
    Couldn't regain control there. That's out the left outline. No escape that time. Let's see what boat is. What's his... What ball was that, George? That doesn't look very good.
    62:48
    121. That was ball three. I think it was ball two. I'm going to move your... direct capture down so that we can come with ball three. I think you got another, man. Wow.
    63:03
    Woo-hoo. Which one is your direct capture? Oh, it was that one. Do it a couple more times. We'll have a pinkies out sip then.
    63:12
    Oh, I got it. Well, hold on a second here. Oh, you're going to take care of moving that. Move it down just a tad just so that we can see what ball you're on. Oh, I can't. I cut it. Well, I guess I can. I can go like this. Yep, just make sure you click alt when you drag her up. Yep.
    63:31
    There you go. So now it should be moved down a little bit. All right, we'll see if we can see what ball.
    63:37
    Yeah. Disgust, oh, yeah. And just because he won, I think we're going to get to that. Oh, wait a second. There's push-ups, right?
    63:46
    Yeah, there's some push-ups somewhere. Yeah, how many push-ups did we have? I think we had 20. I mean, Ethan already did 20 to match you, so I think, yeah, you owe everybody 20. 20? All right, all right. Hey, hacker, don't choke.
    64:05
    And there's 10 more, so 30. Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. If I ever get my other camera, I'm going to set up a dedicated push-up cam.
    64:22
    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Well, yeah, that's what George is. He just goes off screen and just counts.
    64:39
    Hell no, 37 burpees? That is definitely not happening. All right, I lied. George is way too red to be faking push-ups. Burpees? Nope.
    64:48
    All right, I am out of beer, so give me a second. and I will be right back, guys. All right. So let's get some ideas for what we're doing next.
    64:59
    Whatever place you are at Pinburg is how many push-ups you have to do, says Ethan. I'm not a competitor, so, you know, so, like... Yeah, if you never go, you never have to do push-ups, right?
    65:13
    I like it. Jedi McMuffin, I love your dedication to craft beer. You even have the different glasses.
    65:21
    Oh, yeah, I do. I got these goblet things. This one is from Wobbly. I know I got this in Texas. Cedar Creek Brewery in Texas. Oh, that's great. I am currently drinking. So earlier I had this 32-ounce crawler from Liquid Mechanics,
    65:44
    and it went into this. It's called Lucid AF. I'm not allowed to curse, otherwise I have to do push-ups.
    65:55
    But that went into this gigantic glass two and a half times. It's not the right glass for an IPA, and it's definitely not the right glass for a porter. We just need to get you one of those glasses. Which is the only way to drink wine. I have wine friends that you have to be drinking the, you have to be able to pour a quarter bottle of wine into this glass to really do wine right. And if it doesn't hold a full glass of wine, it's not worth it. You know, just not.
    66:35
    Whatever game number you have for Rick and Morty is how many pushes. Also, first to get to a five rescue streak. That's going to just be hard to count. Yeah, that is going to be kind of tough. I guess it says it, but somebody's got to be paying attention. Right.
    66:53
    We could do first to get to the Museum Mayhem Wizard Mode, Visitor Center. Let's do the Control. I've never gotten to Visitor Center, but I think that's huge in your head. Museum Mayhem is pretty easy. You just have to hit the truck a lot. Yeah, it's like four. I think it's the fifth mode of the truck. It is. Yep. First one to three house falls. Oh, well, I'm good at hitting them.
    67:24
    I feel like I could get there. Actually, let's make this interesting. First one to drain out the left outlet.
    67:33
    Oh, interesting. A forced outlet. All right. I can do that. Yeah, let's do it. Shall we? I'm ready when you are. Javier also has the lowest score. Of course, we have to do no tilt. In the trap.
    67:52
    Yeah, without a tilt. That's a good point. Which is easy for George, because he doesn't have a tilt pop.
    68:02
    Wait, so we're going left out lane. Oh, but it has an escape. Maybe right out lane would be the better one? Nope, just first out lane.
    68:10
    Oh, first out lane. Okay. First left out lane. This game tends to prefer that left out. First left out, then. Okay, pop it, count it down. The right is really easy to hit.
    68:19
    With the escape or without? Doesn't matter. Okay. Count it. Okie dokie. Three, two, one, go. Let's see what kind of strategy these two have here. So George is kind of putting it up into this C shot. Try.
    68:54
    And let's see. Jedi is just hitting ramp after ramp. Got it. Looks like we got a left out one. Ooh, all right. That was a tough one. That was. That was surprisingly difficult.
    69:13
    I had no idea. Usually, I forget what happened right at the beginning, but, like, normally what normally happens is it goes flying up the middle, and it didn't do that. It just stayed at, like, the lower quarter of the bumpers here, and I'm like, hmm, I guess I have to flip it. The ninja man says, I feel like it should be the first. Without any drains, you have to hit it twice, and it will be one and done.
    69:40
    Okay. We could do a second. Let's do it again. Okay, do it again. I'll add your point in real quick.
    69:48
    And let's do it again. First, I guess, to two outings, technically. You guys both want to... Okay. So kill the escape and then kill it.
    70:01
    You also have to make sure that you don't do it during your Oh, yeah, yeah. Of course, all the time you play this game, it goes straight out that outline. And then one time you try to intentionally get it. Got it again. That's like, Jedi, you hit almost every shot. I don't think you bricked a single shot while you were trying to hit that left out lane. I wonder, I gotta try it again. I have a feeling mine is always, I hit the right out lane. I am really good at hitting out lanes. We should do stuff like this more often. Ooh, if there is a right out lane. Only that's how you measured pin masters.
    70:48
    Oh, should I just be going or are we starting? Yeah, look at that. By not flipping and just letting it go, it goes right into that left out lane. All right, we're not doing left out lane. First, we're going to go down the right out lane.
    71:03
    Well, no, no, no, come on. You're taking back my win? I'm not there. George just turned a table malfunction into a win, so we're going to go down the right out lane. All right, fine.
    71:21
    I got this. I know how we're going to do right out lane. Are you ready to go? I can't tell because all I see is a flashing plate. I'm ready. All right.
    71:32
    All right, Tommy, let's do this. I'm ready when you are. Yeah, I want to hear a cool runnings countdown again. Let's get cool runnings countdown going again. Let me get back to that because I forget what it is at this point. All right. Feel the rhythm. Feel the ride. Lunge on up. It's pinball time.
    71:54
    Alright, what do we have over here on the Jedi screen? Oh, there we go. Nope, darn it. Jason's trying to just throw slings. Personally, I think the main strategy here is just to hit the slings.
    72:19
    Right. I'm trying to do. Now we're going right. We're going left, right? Oh. That's good information.
    72:32
    Also, shafting might be a decent way to do that. And if you tilt, you immediately lose. I just shafted. That did not help.
    72:43
    The other direction. Oh, okay. Because if you shaft up the left with minimum power, it will bounce off the rubber in the left outfield, or in the left in lane, I guess, and send it over to the right.
    73:00
    A deal. And Dice says next game, he's going to hit some failure, which is all three control room moves, right?
    73:11
    I think so. That's hard. I've never closed one or two at a time. Ugh. Uh... We could go first to two multiballs. Or not two multiballs, but two balls for that cataclysm. Or, uh, another way to do it would be first to defeat a middle cataclysm. Ooh, okay.
    73:37
    And... You mean like one in between? We're getting some major delay on something. I think Zoom self-disbelief. I'm not seeing it on... Yeah, I'm not seeing it on the stream at all. ...on the stream, so you're looking... you're looking okay.
    73:52
    I want to see if I can tap past it into the right outline. Nope. All those times that I go into these outlines, I don't know, I can't make it happen. That's... That might be a good strategy for tournament, just, like, try to hit the outlines. I'm trying so hard I don't know what to do Ideally what you want to do is hit that upper third of the sling You know what? I know how to hit the right out lane so easy I'm going to get into a multi-ball Hold on Yeah, but it's on the right out lane drain I actually just avoided a right out lane drain I am really I actually nudged away from it you could have nudged that straight in there alright first to mummy multiball so you gotta go out find an iron maiden I was about to say I almost nudged it out again that was the perfect opportunity here we go oh that was the perfect opportunity looks like you first in three bonus acts. Everyone wants anything but the right out lane. We're doing great there. I think Dyson's coming up with ideas. Ah, I got a right out lane. So I need to get a second? Do I need to get two? You need to get two. There's a right out lane for George.
    75:25
    The best way to do it is going to be a backflip off your right foot. Got it. Second right out lane. And George wins with a second right out lane.
    75:35
    Just get into multiball. George learned don't not flip on that upper flipper. You had to get it into the left out lane. This was one time where panic flipping was beneficial. I just want to throw that out.
    75:53
    This stream is now called Do Panic Flip, everybody. Do panic flip, hit the right out lane, make that happen. I need to teach George how to lose. First step, watch me play. Second step, do what I do and don't do it.
    76:08
    Like, I couldn't help but nudge a little bit to keep it out. Oh, that's right. We're trying to get into the outline. Damn it. Oh, I swore. Yeah, that's five.
    76:20
    I mean, if... Oh, man. Might as well do ten more as well. Why am I doing ten more? Because someone redeemed time. I won that one.
    76:30
    Who's the someone? Pimps Omni-X. I have no idea. Yeah, I'll redeem those and do them too. I'll be back. Okay, cool. In which case, Chad is mine for ten push-ups.
    76:46
    I can't wear my hands to do this. Oh my god, I love all of the Georges in the background of Jedi McFuckin' Street. That's great.
    76:56
    Oh, caviar. With the hats off. We've got Lopez. I wish I could randomize the way they show up, but just... And dice with the player. Thank you.
    77:10
    All right. I really like my emotes. Like, I don't want to toot my own horn or anything, but when SilverfallSchwag asked me to make some shirts for Don't Panic Flip, like, I loved designing the shirt. And then the first set I sent him, I thought kind of sucked, and I had to go back and do it a second time and really focus on trying to make it a cool shirt as opposed to a pinball or a DPF shirt. And I'm genuinely happy with them. Like, those are the majority of my T-shirt clothes hamper, I guess, at this point. I've gone through and worn them all. Exactly. Pinsomniac, thank you. It's a giant African snail. Cheers, Eric. Who is cheersing. The beer would kill the snail, by the way. like it's a, it would dehydrate, but he's drinking the beer anyway because he wants to have a good time. And that is exactly what I feel like this dream is all about. Did you really just call it silver ball swag? Yeah. Don't panic. Sorry. I'm don't panic. Dice.
    78:15
    What is it? Merch? I don't remember what the, what the command is. Hold on. Yep. I beat you to it. You beat me to it. There you go. So the, the name of the, The company that does the shirts is Silverball Schwag, and they have...
    78:33
    I mean, sorry, you didn't want me to say swag, did you? Like, you have to pronounce the whole thing schwag. Yeah.
    78:42
    It's like if you say break, and if you say fast, then you say breakfast. Yes. It's different in context, I guess.
    78:52
    Caviel, your DPF shirt finally showed up today. That's awesome. I almost wore mine tonight. I can't wear anything that's blue.
    79:07
    That's true. Yeah, so whenever you want to stream Elvira, I will very happily... I also have shirts that I can make green and match a green screen. I will happily be a floating head just commentating around the entire play field Buy George holy forking shirt
    79:31
    I love it. I do need some fake swears, I feel like, on a shirt now at some point. Okay, so what is the next one that we're doing? What's the next challenge?
    79:43
    Let's do a timed game. Okay, so we have three minutes to score as much as possible. bingo okay i apparently have no idea how to score a lot of points in a short amount of time so uh i feel like this is weighed heavily towards uh towards tommy at this point it's okay you are winning seven to two so all right uh welcome to the stream we were just talking about you two days ago, and how the second we're in quarantine and we can't play board games or card games or pinball, we haven't actually spoken in like two weeks. How are you doing? And welcome to the show. And Brazilia, you did miss the new blog battle. We're probably going to do another one. But let's jump into a timed year.
    80:40
    Timed. Let's do it. Three minutes on my count. I do. You know what you have to do. Okay. Three, two, one. Oh.
    80:52
    Hold on. I'm. Wait, no, not that one either. Oh, thank you. Yes. Yeah, thank you to Manu with the save there on the scene swap. Manu telling us about the scene swap. And we're going to drop over and feel the rhythm, feel the ride. plunge on up. It's spin ball time. Yeah!
    81:19
    That had me laughing. That's going to be my new sound. Oh, man. That needs to be a t-shirt. I would do anything for a clear running spin ball table. I think that's going to be Dice's new home group.
    81:36
    After My Little Pony. No, no. My Little Pony. My little pony would sell. Cool runnings, unfortunately, would not sell. Where you have to fill a box like that for your little ball.
    81:50
    Oh. I keep throwing in on this as the outlier, but no one takes my box. I just don't know if there's a lot of content for a table. I don't know if there's enough modes.
    82:10
    I think we should just re-theme Aerosmith as this. I mean, everyone should already re-theme Aerosmith.
    82:19
    Anything, honestly, at this point. There's a lot of, like, Iron Maiden I think would be a great re-theme to anything. That must be the single most modded pinball machine by Pinball Mix. We've got a logo table from Caviel. Not enough music, it feels weird only hearing the tunes. Yeah, give me that. It didn't give me the O when I hit it. I hit the O. You, no, you hit it, you bricked the O. The reason it did not give it to you is because you, uh, halfway through it.
    82:51
    You have to go past the, uh, the sensor that's on the top. I don't like the cut of your jib, sir. Well, I will cut my jib differently then.
    83:07
    MPT-3K says, this is Doubtfire. Oh, I have to get the skips. How much time do we have left? Great question, because I forgot to hit start. So we're just going to have time.
    83:18
    I mean, you guys started with the same time as I did. So you have three more minutes. So we're doing like a five and a half minute thing. So sorry, everyone. I totally dropped the ball there. I have now been fired in the commentator.
    83:35
    Keep going, man. I've had a lot of beer, everyone. I think George has this one in here. Apparently, I have no idea how to score points on this game. I have only ever gone for modes, or for wizard modes.
    83:58
    I'm still basically... I'm basically the case of it didn't give me the O, I hit the O. George's life is George 2020. I got a no did it give it to me? it did give it to me thank you that was very perfectly timed oh did you tilt too?
    84:27
    okay we got a warning over on the west side again I'm through ball three am I cumulative? What do we have?
    84:40
    Alright, it doesn't matter anyway. Yeah, he's got me. You can drain your... Wait, what am I at? I can drain?
    84:51
    Yeah, I only have 64. No, you gotta get to 65. The movie 65... This man says I'm hired for the 2020 Summer Olympics.
    85:02
    Okay, cool. Ouch. We're going to do a guest star night That was my new He's in my backyard Mainly because they're not going to happen Got it Alright That was ball one Sorry for my terrible Terrible Management here Oh I had an extra ball Let's do first to Oh, wait a second. Defeat one of the middles? Yeah, first to defeat one of the middles. And if I can if you defeat a middle the second middle it's like you did it on your first ball. And if you defeat the third one it's like you did it on your first ball. So how about this? First one to defeat one of the middles but if you defeat a middle higher than the other person, you win no matter what. Yeah, let's say tier 1, tier 2, tier 3.
    86:12
    So if you defeat an orange, it's going to beat out if no one defeats anything else. But if you defeat a red, it's going to beat out if George only did an orange. Unless it's King of the Island, if you defeat that, it's going to beat out the one under that because I don't know what that one's called.
    86:30
    Guys, I completely agree by the way. I'm sorry, I just switched the chat. talking. If the theme can't get them hyped, the gameplay will. I think MLP is going to bring an entire, not only a new generation, assuming that any weird innuendos are essentially kept out of it, but it'll get a generation, a younger generation involved at the same time there is a massive older generation who is really into My Little Pony. I think, A, because it's amazing. I'm sitting here knowing what the heck is MLP and I was trying so hard to figure out what it was before having to ask and I'm like it's the meta pinball game so why would you do the orange one I just take the outside to get to T-Rex yeah but you have to finish you can't start the paddock you have to finish the paddock so if you don't feel like you're going to finish the paddock do the orange one and then after you finish the orange one, then work on ones after that, which makes that harder because you have to zigzag out and then back into the middle.
    87:45
    Yeah, because if you risk it I guess it's kind of a judgment call, right? Squandered by the guy in the middle. If you are coming up to your second and you're still on ball one, maybe it makes sense to go to the second right away and skip the first one. Right.
    87:59
    But can you finish either T-Rex... mode or King of the Island mode. Yeah? Okay. Wait, do we have to go for one of the two reds or can we do the orange? It's any of the middles, right? You can do the orange, but if Jedi comes in and finishes one of the reds, you'll get beat.
    88:24
    Ed, Wolfman, I'm now on the second time through all nine seasons of My Little Pony with my daughter and it's amazing because the writers wrote a show that is twofold in in every single episode one it's amazing for kids my daughter loves the show every show has a theme that helps her deal with friendship in some different way which is huge uh at her age and then it reiterates the theme at the very end of the episode it's very old school 80s i feel like and then layered within every episode of My Little Pony are jokes made just for adults who have to sit through it. And it is flat out hilarious the kind of jokes that they put in there. It is so great.
    89:10
    So this is the eight seasons available on Netflix? Yes, eight seasons on Netflix, the ninth and final season you have to buy. I think it'll be on Netflix probably in the next couple months, if not super soon just because people are stuck at home. We're still getting two episodes before saying no. it might be something you have to have kids to appreciate I'm going to throw that out there in some respects that said, they have an entire episode dedicated to Dungeons and Dragons they have another episode dedicated to like DJ sorry the guy that wears the mouse fad DJ Deadmau5, sorry they have another episode that is just Indiana Jones riffs the entire time Every episode has some... No, no, unfortunately there hasn't been any Rick and Morty stuff yet that I can think of. So is there ever a moment that you crack up laughing and your kids... Daughter has no idea what we're laughing at. Yeah. Okay. There you go. DJ Pony, or Pone 3. That is... She is essentially Deadmau5. Gotcha. Okay, okay. What's the... So what are we doing here? I'm sorry. Yeah, enough about the My Little Pony talk. No, I think we had our plan solid. Up the middle. Right, right, right. Sorry, there was a lot of talk there. I'm glad there's three of us here to keep them in track. Yes, yes. Okay, cool. So go ahead and count us down. First one, yeah, to complete the highest middle one. All right. Three, two, one, go.
    90:47
    Yeah, I'm counting that one. That was a good one. You should. Alright, starting by first. Player cams are switched over. Looking good there. So it looks like George is going up the right as well as Tommy here.
    91:16
    There's a cat excited for Tommy. And we just like Oh, and Tommy forgot to flip Uh, when you keep putting in the football everybody Make sure you do It happens often Sorry It does help Okay, I'm just gonna be patient here It's gonna move from the right ramp over to the left God, I love the sticker that's on the right ramp Oh, the sticker that you're talking about is the dinosaur tracks up the ramp Yeah, dinosaur tracks up the ramp It looks really cool That just reminds me of the dinosaur.
    91:56
    Have you taken your daughter to the place that's near Red Rocks? I have not. Have you been there? I don't think so. I've been to Red Rocks. So right near Red Rocks, there is a patch of land that geologically is all kinds of... I can't remember what it's called.
    92:24
    I don't know what's the program. No one's saving me. Dinosaur tracks in Morrison. That was well said. Colorado.
    92:37
    Oh, Dinosaur Ridge. But you can actually go and see the dinosaur tracks that they uncovered on the side of the mountain.
    92:50
    That's awesome. From the migration. It is so, so cool. I highly suggest, if anyone's ever in Colorado, checking out Dinosaur Ridge in Morrison. and the commercial was my 10 year old I forgot how amazing that movie is my one of my favorite films of all time I don't know who said that I might lose some crap for that what oh MPT3K I am right there with you man it's still to this day I could watch that movie anytime if I'm happy, sad, depressed, elated no matter the Okay so I'm in Middle Ooh Rough dream there For uh Tommy Yep It's cause I Don't have a match At all So just keep I got no So how long Have you been playing Tommy Uh Amos Gotinski In there in chat I got me into playing usually on a work camp about a year ago, and I generally only play when I'm struggling. So have you done any competitive games?
    94:20
    Only something at one of the local bars here. I was wondering why George was sitting there just taking a sip of his Corona.
    94:31
    Don't pay me for it. If I may bust out one of my lines, It's a smorgasbord of fun and a casserole of laughs. Go watch it.
    94:40
    It is. Smorgasbord. I restarted. I assume that's okay. Yes, yeah. I am on ball one with my guy. I just started the T-Rex pet.
    94:57
    Yes, you can start as many new games as you want to, except you finish games out. I am so late on my nudges too. If I nudge at all, it's like five seconds after the train. Yeah, I think you just need to get her up.
    95:17
    I just super trained out. I never played a... Black Knight, Total Rage. There we go. Yeah, I consider it the most punishing game ever made. If you don't punish that game back, it's going to destroy you. If you nudge that table a bunch,
    95:42
    if you do everything you can to send the ball where you want to, you'll be just fine. Yeah, I think the advice I saw the other day for new folks was if you can nudge pretty much any time, I'm hitting the upper third slings. Let's see. Ooh. One of those things called the slings.
    96:06
    Generally, that'll keep you out of hot water because you're swimming back and forth. Right. So the other thing is to not even let it hit that upper third. So on my Xenon, when I stream, if I see it about to hit that upper third, I actually move my table sideways so that it hits just above it or just below it. so that against in-connect motion, it's back.
    96:32
    Because there is a target about the size of the swing on the arm that we're coming up with. Got it. Dice says, you're a little bi-curious? Well, I'm a little bi-cure.
    96:51
    Oh, what a good quote. Is that from Scott Pilgrim? Alright. I'll have to add that to the server tonight.
    97:03
    It's not even in my collection. Let's be here on that one. It might have been when I was oblivious. That was... No!
    97:15
    It better give me that back. I think there was a curse there. 2010 to confirm what year that was. When in doubt, nudge forward if it's rolling back down a ramp or orbit from a reject shot. Who's the wall? Let's pick it out. See if I'm hitting that one. Right. One of the best ways I learned how to nudge and really just slap.
    97:55
    And George is just about. About the T-Rex. George has finished his T-Rex, so. Well, I think he's got me. Let's see. Can you. We love pinball. Welcome to the stream. You've got to start two more and then finish two reps.
    98:16
    So I think he's got you. You've got to start three more. Do I get to finish? Yeah, I think you get to finish second game. No, I'm on my first game's second ball.
    98:30
    Yeah, you're toast. Then I'm toast. And that's fair. Okay. Thank you. Hold on. Thank you. Wait. Oh, let's get back up.
    98:39
    How do you do it? You do it much faster than me. clearly I have not practiced the hat move oh no the hat's off oh wow took the hat off cool okay so what's up next um yeah that's a good question it's 12.07 we got plenty of time let's do first one to light and like start to X scoring.
    99:16
    Light and start. And how do you light supply drop again? Did we ever figure that out? Supply drop. Wait a second, wait a second. Caviel says the lowest score, no tilting.
    99:28
    Yeah, but that's too easy because you just grab it with a short plunge and not hit his... I agree, actually, yeah. I would short plunge, grab it, wait for the ball timer, the ball... Let's do this. Oh! There you go. Alright.
    99:45
    Okay. So MPT3K says no flipping, or no trapping, lightning flips only. My thought is closest to 20 million, period.
    99:56
    Oh. Over or under. Without tilting. No tilting. If you tilt, you lose automatically. But closest to 20 million. Okay.
    100:09
    Okay. Ah! I'm trying to think about that. Like, you get to 20 million, and at that point you just drain, and then short plunge, and short plunge, and short plunge, and let it go. What if we stuck with MPT3K's lowest score, but you can't trap up? All right. No trapping up.
    100:30
    Lowest score, can't trap up. Okay. I was about to say, can I just not flip at all? Yeah, um... Let's talk.
    100:49
    Ooh, okay, wait a second. Highest score, one-handed game. Okay, I'm good with that. One-handed. One-handed game? All right. This time, leave your score small and you big so we can see that you have your hand not on the pinball machine. I can do better than that here. seriously for a second there I thought you were going to take your arm off or something it was me it was the three legged chair the metal detector in Airplane where he starts lifting parts off and he bends down and picks his leg up
    101:36
    alright You have to Oh there you go You have to hold a beer With your other hand Oh Yeah That's nice And every time I say drink You have to take a drink You know I People crapped on that Oktoberfest game But I was very excited About that beer emote I thought that was like One of the best parts Sorry On Oktoberfest The beer emote No The beer emote The game had two buttons On each side And you put the game In beer mode And basically there was Uh-oh. You could drink your beer and play. Nick, what did you do? What just happened?
    102:13
    Lana. I hit a button. Lana. Okay, no. That's got to be. I got it. Yeah, let me take over. You take over. I got it. I hit Control-F on your screen instead of mine. Yeah, apparently that is full screen. Sure is. Just so you know, hey, did you know that Control-F will put you to full screen instead of having to right-click on it, George? Hold on. I can't do this with one hand. I need both hands to give it. Houston, we have a problem. Oh, that was awesome. I'm sorry.
    102:42
    It's okay. All of a sudden, all we have is a backlash. We're in LCD. We're cool. We're fine. And Wolfie says, I am hired.
    102:52
    And Faye gave you a host. Thank you, Faye. Shout out. Faye, thank you. Perfect timing. All right, back to my computer.
    103:03
    Okay. Nick is so fired, Keviel says. Fade. Wolfman says that was a boss move. Definitely boss move there. All right, now we're playing one-handed highest score. One-handed highest score.
    103:19
    All right, let's do this. I'm ready. Let's hear the correct launch sequence. Oh, there's no timing. Okay.
    103:30
    Did it go? Yeah, you're just doing a full game. Well, I can catch that now if you prefer. Darn it. If you're going to do a rhyme, we're already playing pinball. It's pinball time.
    103:50
    And dance? Dance? Yeah, I dance. High dance. This game is going to be a flippers. Welcome to the stream. Fast moving.
    104:01
    High score. I can't skip this. It's okay. You don't have to skip it. You're not going to go fast.
    104:14
    True. We need that gorgeous camera. That's good to know. I got my beer. If you can just pull in the score at the bottom of your playfields, that would be the idea.
    104:32
    started a mode we don't know whose score is here why not I'm on the right alright there we go don't show your score we're leaving just face cams up for now ok sorry I'm done through three balls I think I'm on ball three now still holding up the beer I am on ball three I got mine this was very close let's see George takes the skill shot he might be breaking it I did not get the skill shot I mean you got the first one I got so close Oh, he just got a lot of points just now. Oh, he can't hit Raptor, though. So you can hit it this time. Nope, can't quite get it. It's a bummer that he fixed the table after his daughter was having a great time on it. Which, if anyone hasn't read the Don't Penetrate blog, I suggest it.
    105:47
    Good writing. Good content.