ToyShock 3/4 Scale Virtual Pinball - Is it worth it?

RetroRalph·video·10m 55s·analyzed·Dec 10, 2019

Analysis

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TL;DR

ToyShock 3/4 scale virtual pinball ($400) offers sturdy construction but falls short on audio, graphics, and responsiveness.

Summary

RetroRalph reviews the ToyShock 3/4 scale virtual pinball machine, a $400 compact device preloaded with 12 Gottlieb-licensed games. While praising its sturdy construction, compact size, and instructional features, he criticizes the tinny audio, flat graphics lacking 3D depth, input lag, and aesthetically awkward bezel design. He concludes it's not worth the investment for experienced virtual pinball players but may appeal to casual home arcade collectors.

Key Claims

ToyShock device is preloaded with 12 Gottlieb-licensed games with no ability to add additional games
high confidence · Reviewer directly observed and demonstrated the game menu and confirmed 12 game titles
The device has noticeable input lag on flipper controls that affects gameplay experience
high confidence · Reviewer explicitly stated: 'I do notice a little bit of lag from the flipper inputs, but it's not terrible'
The audio quality is tinny and substandard compared to actual pinball machines
high confidence · Reviewer stated: 'the sounds kind of tinny on this thing, it's not the best'
The 24-inch screen requires a wide bezel that compromises the visual authenticity of the pinball cabinet design
high confidence · Reviewer demonstrated and explained: 'because the screen is 24 inches they had to bring the bezel in so it kind of ruins that original pinball effect'
Gottlieb titles preloaded are mostly from the 1980-1985 era and less recognizable to players born in the 1970s-1980s
medium confidence · Reviewer personal commentary: 'a lot of those game titles actually came out around 80, 85. So yeah, they're not as recognizable to me'

Notable Quotes

“It's 12 games now keep in mind a lot of these games it's Gottlieb no not but it has Gottlieb licensed titles”
RetroRalph@ 2:00 — Establishes the game library as Gottlieb-licensed titles, clarifying the product's content basis
“you know pinball is all about the sights and the sounds the sounds kind of tinny on this thing, it's not the best”
RetroRalph@ 4:23 — Identifies audio quality as a critical weakness in the product experience
“the screen image is rather flat, doesn't really have a 3D effect to it. So, you know, if you've played more expensive virtual pinball machines, it's not going to give you that same experience”
RetroRalph@ 4:45 — Directly compares product shortcomings to premium virtual pinball alternatives
“The problem is because the screen is 24 inches they had to bring the bezel in so it kind of ruins that original pinball effect”
RetroRalph@ 5:54 — Explains the technical/design constraint behind aesthetic compromise
“I'm considering this a Toy Shock. I don't think I will mod this... I think there'd be too many things to mod, and plus maybe I'm a little jaded because I do own an actual virtual pinball, which is a full-size”
RetroRalph@ 8:49 — Establishes the product category and reviewer's personal assessment of modding viability
“Is it worth it? In my opinion, no. For me, this is not a product for me. But it may be for you, right?”
RetroRalph@ 9:45 — Clear final verdict while acknowledging potential audience segments

Entities

ToyShockcompanyGottliebcompanyRetroRalphpersonTX-Sectorgame Victorygame Black Holegame Haunted HousegameLights, Camera, Actiongame

Signals

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design_philosophy: Trade-off between screen size (24 inches) and cabinet authenticity results in compromised bezel design
high · Reviewer explains: 'because the screen is 24 inches they had to bring the bezel in so it kind of ruins that original pinball effect'
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market_signal: Budget virtual pinball segment attempting to capture home arcade collectors with $400 entry point pricing
medium · Product positioned as cost-effective alternative with multiple references to $400 price enabling mod potential
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announcement: ToyShock 3/4 scale virtual pinball device with 12 Gottlieb-licensed games launched at $400 price point
high · Device reviewed in detail; confirmed specifications, pricing, game count, and feature set
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product_strategy: ToyShock emphasizes instructional features (walkthrough videos, standard goals, table instructions) as differentiator for casual/new players
high · Reviewer highlighted in-game instruction system: 'Instructions is really neat because it's a place where you can learn all about the table... give you a walkthrough'
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product_concern: Input lag and audio quality deficiencies identified in budget virtual pinball hardware
high · Reviewer states: 'I do notice a little bit of lag from the flipper inputs' and 'sounds kind of tinny on this thing, it's not the best'
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Transcript

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In this episode, we're gonna check out the Toy Shark! All right, guys, we're going to waste no time and get right to it. So what are we going to talk about today? We're talking about this new product by a company called Toy Shock. So what this thing is, it's actually a three-quarter scale virtual pinball device. Now, it's preloaded with 12 games. It is one of those things where this is not to be confused with something like this, right? Its big brother, the big regulation-sized pinball machines that are actually virtual. These are much more expensive. So what the hopes is is that this product is going to provide a more cost-effective experience that takes up a lot less space in your home. But we don't know whether it's going to do that or not. So if you're new to it, I wanted to run this little commercial real quick so you can see exactly how they're marketing the product. And then we can kind of check it out in person and see what this thing is all about. It's digital pinball A real arcade gameplay experience With 3D technology and realistic features That bring the arcade right into your home You and your friends will have hours of arcade entertainment It's solid construction and arcade features Are a great addition to every home Kids, parents, and even grandparents can play With multiple game options in every model You can play hit games like Haunted House Black Hole Bone Busters And more Get your digital pinball machine today by toy shark toy shark all right so that's it that's what it's all about right it's got 12 games now keep in mind a lot of these games it's by gotlieb no not by gotlieb but it has gotlieb licensed titles now gotlieb is actually uh kind of a veteran in the pinball they actually created the very first mechanical pinball device so a lot of those games might not be as well known to me in my age bracket because i'm 40 years old i was born in 1979 a lot of those game titles actually came out around 80, 85. So yeah, they're not as recognizable to me and they don't pull on the heartstrings of me. So I think what we should do now is we should just go and take a look at the actual device itself I have one here and let see what is it all about Is it a toy Is it something to replace these larger virtual pinballs and it just a smaller scale I don know Let find out Alright so when you boot up the system you going to be greeted with this front interface You use the two side buttons to scroll through it, and you've got 12 Gottlieb titles here. So, you know, some of the signature ones that are on here, Black Hole, you've got Haunted House. Obviously, that's actually what the cabinet is made from, you know, the artwork and everything. Lights, Camera, Actions, another popular one, TX Sector. So there's a decent selection of games. It's the 12 games. You can't add additional games. If you go to the Options menu here, you can adjust the volume. I have it turned down right now because it plays a Who song called Pinball Wizard, and I don't want to be striked for that. So anyhow, we're gonna go into TX Sector as our first game to check out, and then we'll go from there.

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All right. So before you actually enter your game, you have the ability to go to an options menu. And in the options menu, you can do a bunch of different things. You can obviously exit the table itself, which will go back to the main menu, or you can go to instructions. Instructions is really neat because it's a place where you can learn all about the table. You can play any one of these videos individually or play them as one single, you know, sort of table option. And it will actually give you a walkthrough of this particular table, which is really neat. So it gives you basic level instructions and then it'll zoom in on specific sections of the table to tell you, you know, what you need to do to score additional points or whatever the goals are of this particular table. And every pinball machine is unique in that way, which makes, you know, pinball fun. So anyways, this is something that they added, which I think is really neat. Most of the virtual pinball machines actually have this nowadays, where you can walk through the game to see how to play. In addition, you'll see something that says standard goals. If I go down to that, it'll give you some basic goals of the game. So compete or complete the race, complete the fuel targets, score a checkpoint bonus. So it gives you a walkthrough of what you need to do for each table I think this is pretty cool because if you unfamiliar with this table or you never played this pinball in a mechanical form you can actually learn how to play it here with some basic instruction Okay so what are my final thoughts on the Toy Shark Toy Shock sorry, I got so used to calling it that. So, I mean, aesthetically, I have some trouble with it because of this, you know, the metal bezel around the monitor. It doesn't look the best, but again, If that doesn't bother you, then no big deal. It is pretty small, and it is relatively short. So if it was like two inches taller, I think I wouldn't be hunched over it. It'd probably be more comfortable for me to play. I am considering this a toy. I don't think I will mod this. It just doesn't really make sense to me at a $400 price point. I think there'd be too many things to mod, and plus maybe I'm a little jaded because I do own an actual virtual pinball, which is a full-size. And I think if you're someone that's played a full-size version with a high-powered PC, this isn't going to be for you. It's definitely not going to recreate the experience in the same way. Now keep in mind these are just initial findings. I'll probably do other videos. So tell me what you'd like me to show you. If there's things you want to see that this thing could do I'll show those things to you because I know this wasn't a thorough overview but more of a just my initial thoughts and reactions. The table legs on this are actually really really good. So the pinball legs that this has is very sturdy. The general construction of it is also very sturdy. The back glass obviously is not dynamic. However, they have the digital readout, which actually looks really cool. And it does a pretty good job maintaining scores and things of different games. You know, unfortunately, this isn't going to change, but the graphics are kind of cool. I actually think they did a good job with the artwork here. So is it worth it? In my opinion, no. For me, this is not a product for me. But it may be for you, right? If you don't mind some of these things, a little bit of the lag, the input lag that it has, you know, the fact that it's really more of a toy grade item, you know maybe it's something you might want to add to your home arcade collection but for me it's a no it's a no for me dog it's definitely a no for me dog but anyways i am going to do subsequent videos on this so if it's something you're interested in definitely know let me know in the comments below what you'd like to see but that's it for now guys please subscribe if you like this please consider liking and commenting below i want to hear what you think and that's it we will see you on the next one in this episode we're going to check out the toy shark Too short