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Josh Sharpe plays Star Trek Pinball from Stern Pinball

Stern Pinball·video·14m 3s·analyzed·Oct 8, 2013
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TL;DR

Josh Sharpe gameplay demo of Stern's Star Trek Pinball with corrupted audio transcription.

Summary

This is raw gameplay footage from Star Trek Pinball (Stern) featuring a player (Josh Sharpe) demonstrating the game with audio from the machine's voice callouts and sound effects. The transcription is heavily corrupted by speech recognition errors, making most dialogue unintelligible, but captures typical pinball gameplay sequences including multiball modes, ramp shots, and scoring.

Key Claims

  • Star Trek Pinball is a released Stern Pinball product

    high confidence · Video title and Stern Pinball official source indicate this is a published game

Notable Quotes

  • “Warp 1, warp 2, warp 3, warp 4, warp 5”

    Star Trek Pinball machine voice callout@ 0:51 — Typical themed mode progression callout in Star Trek game

  • “Save the Enterprise, Q”

    Star Trek Pinball machine voice callout@ 11:13 — References Q character from Star Trek lore, indicating game features Star Trek: The Next Generation IP

  • “Destroy the drill”

    Star Trek Pinball machine voice callout@ 6:34 — References a specific game mode or mission objective in Star Trek Pinball

  • “Enter your initials”

    Star Trek Pinball machine voice callout@ 13:43 — High score entry screen indicating end of game session

Entities

Josh SharpepersonStern PinballcompanyStar Trek Pinballgame

Signals

  • ?

    content_signal: Official Stern Pinball YouTube upload of Star Trek Pinball gameplay demonstration featuring Josh Sharpe

    high · Video title and source attribution to Stern Pinball official channel

  • ?

    licensing_signal: Star Trek Pinball incorporates Star Trek: The Next Generation IP including character voices (Q) and mission-based gameplay mechanics

    high · Voice callouts reference Q character and Enterprise themes consistent with TNG canon

Transcript

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0:00
Captain, they're getting closer! Come on! We gotta jump! Yeah! Warp 1, warp 2, warp 3, warp 4, warp 5.
1:30
I'm getting struck by this plane today out in front of the line. You should be quite conscious, Captain.
1:47
Whoa, sir, you're out of course. Hey! Captain, you can go just in time for destination. One, eight, three, five, four, seven, three, three.
2:18
Oh, my God. Stop. We're going to rock the ball. Scuba team, after-purpose. We're gonna get some time to stay up here. We're gonna get time to rest.
2:29
We're gonna get some time to rest. Orb-6, Orb-7. We're gonna get some time to rest.
2:47
It's the morning. Oh Thank you The In the it here there All right. Let's do this again. And there's more.
5:25
Miro, save the Enterprise, Q. Resolve. Captain, we're going to want to know why we're here. They're going to force us. Warp 9 on 3.
6:32
Ball 1, lock. Destroy the drill. We are in battle, Q. Destroy the drill. Wheels up. Over. You going to encourage an enemy to plant Kill them And this is why our battle is never over The Battle No 1 I want you to lose your mind because it was a
7:55
And who's the leader? Destroy the drill. And remember, the Enterprise won't be able to beat you back until you turn off that drill.
9:11
Gentry, re-establish. Engaging shoot. 1-9-1-7, 1-9-1-8. Thank you. Mark 949. Mark 949 We are in battle too Save the Enterprise, Joe.
11:19
Hurry! Come on! Get out of here! Thank you. Ryan, we're on top of the hill. Hey, come on, man. You want to go down again?
12:57
Fuck! Are you okay? You will pay with your life. One more time. Oh, sorry sir, I don't know if it's a good idea.
13:43
You got a high score. Enter your initials. Thank you. you