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Day 2 of IRON MAN Battle Week!

Dead Flip·video·1h 43m·analyzed·Nov 12, 2014
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TL;DR

DeadFlip Iron Man tournament stream with five players, rules education, and community gameplay.

Summary

DeadFlip Pinball streams Day 2 of Iron Man Battle Week, featuring a five-player double elimination tournament on Stern AC/DC Premium Vault Edition. The stream showcases tournament play, game rule explanations for newcomer David Holtz, and community interaction with numerous guests. Commentary covers Iron Man strategy, playfield mechanics, and casual gameplay discussion.

Key Claims

  • Nick George Campbell won the first round match against Crystal Gemnich on Iron Man

    high confidence · Tournament bracket results explicitly stated during stream play-by-play

  • Richie Townsend achieved a Lazarus on Iron Man wizard mode

    high confidence · Direct commentary: 'Richie gets a Lazarus on Iron Man, which I haven't seen'

  • The AC/DC Premium Vault Edition has a MIDI controller button that is pressure-sensitive and can register twice if hit incorrectly

    high confidence · Jack explains AC/DC mechanics: 'since it's a MIDI controller, it's pressure sensitive, so if you push it weird, it might register twice'

  • Ball safe duration on Iron Man was increased by a few seconds due to being 'a little ridiculous'

    medium confidence · Jack states: 'We added a few more seconds to the ball safe. Because it was getting a little ridiculous'

  • War Machine stacks with all other modes on Iron Man

    high confidence · Jack explains: 'War Machine will stack with everything'

Notable Quotes

  • “So you want to flip the flipper. Either one. So you see how you can drive that blinking dot back there, left and right? ...Only on the plunge. Only when you plunge it.”

    Jack Danger@ 22:49 — Teaching David Holtz the skill shot mechanic, core pinball gameplay instruction

  • “War Machine will stack with everything. Yeah.”

    Jack Danger@ 12:13 — Iron Man rule clarification during tournament play

  • “If you're out here and you want to shake in there, push up. Because you want the ball to just get the hell out of here.”

    Jack Danger@ 34:37 — Fundamental pinball technique instruction for ball save mechanics

  • “It is very sensitive. Sensitive. It is. It is sensitive.”

    Jack Danger@ 37:35 — Iron Man tilt mechanism sensitivity, gameplay mechanics explanation

  • “We Stern AC/DC Premium Vault Edition both been knocked out once. Yep. Whoever loses this one is out of the match.”

    Jack Danger@ 39:49 — Tournament bracket explanation for double elimination format

Entities

Jack DangerpersonNick George CampbellpersonCrystal GemnichpersonRichie TownsendpersonDavid HoltzpersonDeadFliporganizationStern AC/DC Premium Vault EditionproductIron MangameBrackalopeproductExtra Life

Signals

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    community_signal: DeadFlip hosting Iron Man Battle Week tournament with live streaming, viewer participation, and Extra Life charity integration

    high · Stream structure explicitly around week-long tournament, multiple references to charity donations, interactive viewer chat engagement

  • ?

    product_strategy: Iron Man ball safe duration increased by several seconds due to previous difficulty balance

    high · Jack states: 'We added a few more seconds to the ball safe. Because it was getting a little ridiculous'

  • ?

    technology_signal: Stern AC/DC Premium Vault Edition uses MIDI controller technology with pressure-sensitive input detection

    high · Jack explains: 'since it's a MIDI controller, it's pressure sensitive, so if you push it weird, it might register twice'

Transcript

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0:00
So we are live. I will just give you guys one preface. Just watch your language. You can swear, just don't say anything too disgusting.
0:10
Are you live now? Yes, we're live. Let me check one thing. So give it up now, David. So the only, this is the only camera that's used like a... No, we have three cameras in the set up here. The players now. The faces. Yeah. Well, I'm not in there. Yeah, sorry, hold on. One of the cameras is bonk.
0:34
Players. We have Jack. Jack Danger. We have Nick. We have Crystal. We have Richie. Pull up the stream here. And we've got David because he's not in. Oh, David's in. Holtz. H-O-L-T-Z. Do you love me? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Double elim It goes so fast. It's a fast game. What does that mean? Jaded, can you hear us okay? Should it be double elimination with the thing going all the way around, or double knockout?
1:48
So pretty much it's a knockout or a bracket. I think with five we should do a knockout. Knockout. No, I don't think you'll do it. How does that impact me?
1:57
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Double knockout is you can lose twice, so you're not out the first time around. What's the difference between elimination and out? So if you do elimination, there's like a winner and a loser bracket, and then all the winners play until there's one winner and all the losers play until there's one loser within this group. Within this group. And then they come back at the end and the winner plays the loser and if the loser beats the winner twice Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. It's kind of the same, but it's not. Can you hear me talking, girl? I'm just playing against winners or losers. Talk, talk, talk, talk. I feel like I'm playing against all of them. I had to mute something. We're talking. That's the spirit. I'm not talking. I'm talking, we're talking, I'm talking, we're talking. Turn sound up a tad.
2:38
Turn the sound up a tooth. Alright, let's turn the sound up just a skosh. Alright, so that hopefully is loud enough for you guys. So you fixed the thing in the back so it doesn't... Everybody out of the pool. That's a robot voice Sorry Okay Jaded, how does that sound? Good? We sound good over there on the internet? Hopefully Everybody out of the pool Oh, I need a beer Okay, it's loud enough Loud enough? Loading up won't work. Did you see my lucky boot-a-beer in here? You have a boot-a-beer? All right. That should be. What's the URL? Whoa!
3:36
That's a great. Oh, for Deadflip? It should have gone out. It's twitch.tv forward slash dead underscore flip.
3:49
Internet sounds good. Mark Sheridan, thanks for coming, buddy. That was pretty good. All right. that light is on let's aim it and then I will greet the interwebs. Lukey Buddha. Lukey Buddha. I want a beer. Guys I can't, can I have one? Is it ginger ale? Why does it look like a ginger ale? Happy birthday buddy. The internet sounds great. I'm happy. Alright good evening pinheads and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. We have a lot of guests today. We're still on Iron Man. Thanks for voting for that. With me, as always, is Nick Campbell. Hi, fellas. I'm Jack Danger. We have Crystal Gemnich. Gemnich is back. Yeah, you did it. I always say your last name wrong. You did it. Richie Townsend's here. Oh, and I'm with us. And we have a newcomer, David Holtz. Get on up here, buddy. Hi. Howdy.
4:46
So we are going to use Brackalope to run a little five-man thing. Yeah, so we have five people today. Can't all play at once, so we'll just run a tournament, double knockout, using Brackalope. Check it out at brackalope.something. Type it in. Something.
5:04
It's a great app. It's on the internet. Smart dude made this. Isaac. We're going to start the tournament now. Are we ready? Yeah, let's just fucking dive in. Sorry. Donate to kids. David Holtz, new, gets a buy. You already won your first round. How did I do that? You did pretty good. There's five people. There's an odd number of people. Josh Bacon, thanks for coming. Oh, oh, I didn't understand it. It was like a toss-up. Yeah, it's random. Can I move this? Oh, you don't even have to play. You're out. What does that mean? You won your first game without having to play anyway. Oh, yeah, I didn't want to play anyway. Yeah. I came here to win. You're already winning. All right, great. So the first round is Jack Danger and Richie. I'm pretty sure that says Crystal Gimnich and Nick Campbell. Oh, you want me to play first?
5:49
Here we go. We play first. You guys play in Iron Man. We're playing Iron Man. And only Iron Man. So here's the deal, folks. Let's turn on the play field here. So Nick and Crystal are going to battle each other. For you, David, that camera right there is looking at us. This camera here is looking at the play field. So when you point at something, they can see your hand. And that camera is capturing the score right there. That mic is capturing some general noise. But if you really want to talk, I am the sort of moving microphone. The central mic. Yeah. They're right now, they probably can't really hear me. Oh, they can hear you just fine. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. Well, you can talk at this, but just talking in general, you'll pick up some of the noise. The whole room can be heard, but if there's a fart. Yeah. They could probably hear it. I don't need to stand next to you to fart. No, it's encouraged that you stand next to me to fart. If you get as close to this mic as possible, that'd probably be better for visuals. All right, let's climb up on our guys. All right, guys. Well, you should flip a coin to see who plays first. Oh, gosh. We're doing this. I have a coin. Yay. I have a coin. I have to remember I'm Mike, so I'm not burping and farting and shitting. Dad knows this. Sorry, Dad knows this. He was Dad the whole time. Here's a token, Emporium bullshit. Oh, I'll flip it. Go. Call it in the air. Here's a call. Emporium. Token it is. No. First. Ooh. Chewy Lemonheads?
7:19
I will steal one. Stern just released a Walking Dead party that I saw you in. Good luck, Crystal. Oh, yeah, Das Bacon's. That was the release party. We actually streamed that game that they were doing. I flip a Korean party. I'm going to go for a longer way. If I can get my hands on the ball here. Whoa. That was more money than you needed to spend. You paid for that box.
7:48
Yeah, hold on. Can you open that for me, bud? Thanks. My man. Oh, God, so many things happening. Not flipping too great here. Can everyone hear everything okay? Nick's talking, I'm talking. Hi, can you guys hear me? Can you hear the game? Can you hear Jack? Give us a text in the text document. What is that called? Yeah, in the text document. In the side text document. So I relabeled it. Chat sidebar.
8:15
There's Nick. Beautiful. Good job, buddy. Thanks, bud. I am Iron Man. You were in some interview saying how you like the game. Yes. Whenever we go to Stern release parties or launch parties, I usually interview Nick or myself or Brad.
8:41
I said I like the game. I don't think that was right. I didn't know what to tell you. Hey, Nick, everyone says they can hear you just fine. Oh, thanks, Internet. Thanks, text document.
9:01
There's something about green glass that makes a beer really skunky smelling. Yeah, I just feel like it ever-grain tastes like ice. I was like, is this from where I'm from? It is from California. It's not from how the greats started. It's not Buddha ass sweat. Donate to kids. Well, it might be Buddha ass sweat.
9:18
You said it kicked your ass. Oh, it definitely kicked your ass. But this is green. Can you give Crystal a little slap there? Just do it quick.
9:34
Oh, yeah. You got to hit it once, it'll fade it on. Hit it again, it'll fade it off. But since it's a MIDI controller, it's pressure sensitive, so if you push it weird, it might register twice, you just gotta hit it and get out. Sorry, I'm done. That's okay. Wait, but now he's done. So now someone has to hit it. Green glass bottle sucks. I think I have to start hiring someone to show. For the button? Button. I think it's the person not playing's job to...
10:00
Thanks, Crystal. You don't have to do it. I'm just kidding. Yeah, I see that. That's almost totally off, right? That makes sense. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I'll do it when I'm playing. When you're playing somebody. Well, not... You gotta buy it, so you ain't... I'm gonna stand there. You ain't got to do shit.
10:15
Oh, hit the one that's not labeled here at the top. Campbell. No! Love you. When's your birthday? What is it? You look really red.
11:03
I can't believe you wore that shirt for the internet, man. Oh! No! Yeah. You know. So, what were you shooting for, Crystal? Monger. Monger? Cold November Drain. Thanks for coming, buddy.
11:33
Yeah, it is actually pretty good. Wait, no, that's wrong. Whiplash, sorry. Oh, you're shooting for Whiplash. Whiplash by itself is not worth a lot of money. Yeah. Oh! I thought I got away with it. Okay. With Monger. Yeah. To stack it, you have to... Oh, with Monger. Yeah, so like... Can you stack it with Monger? I think so. I know you can stack War Machine with Monger, but I didn't know about Whiplash. Thoughts on that? Whiplash, if she hits it before she raises Monger, she could do it. But I don't think... No. Actually, Manga will just black out. I think it, yeah.
12:06
So you can't, War Machine, then, right? You can't bring War Machine in with... War Machine... Because that's what Bowen's in in the video. War Machine will stack with everything. Yeah. We'll explain this to you, David. Don't sweat it. So... Kill it.
12:33
This is your Cinderella story, buddy. Bob, don't panic. No! You are one shot away from any multi-ball. Any multi-ball. All right.
12:53
So Nick takes that battle. For those of you just joining, we're doing a double elimination on Brac-a-Lo.
13:01
Nick Campbell wins. All right, so it's Richie versus Jack. Richie, Jack. You ready, bud? Blow it up. Yeah. Let's flip. Where's the coin?
13:15
David's got to poop. I might actually. Insomniac is one of the best shows ever. Cold November Drain. I am excited to hear you say that.
13:25
You should let Richie decide because it's a good thing. No, I'm just, you know. Yeah, do you want first or second, buddy? Well, you know what I want second. Okay, then I'll go first. Give me the option. Yeah. I'll take it. Cold. I completely agree. We're working on something similar to that, and I just wanted to get people's feedback. All right, so it's Jack Danger versus Richie Townsend.
13:50
So, Jack, what are you going to go for here? See, this is what I'm talking about. They changed it. Yeah, why'd they do that? Because this one's better. It's in VOS. They wanted to separate themselves from regular lines.
14:01
Clearly. All right, here we go, here we go. What are you going for? Richie is asking what I'm going to go for, and I am going to go for my skill shot first and foremost. Then I like to get everything lit up. I want to get War Machine to where it's ready to go, Whiplash to where it's ready to go, and I like to get bogeys to where they're almost ready to go. Kind of like what I did before. And then the trifecta perfect world is to get all three of those going at the same time by getting bogeys, getting War Machine, and hitting Whiplash. But now that I think about it, I'm just going to go straight for Monger because he's going to be in the way if I try to do anything.
14:43
Monger. I didn't get a few drones while I'm at it. We added a few more seconds to the ball safe. Because it was getting a little ridiculous.
14:59
All right, so don't hit Whiplash anymore. One or two more hits. Stop hitting him. Oh, my God. Finally. All right, so I need to start hitting some Monger shots here.
15:19
That counts, too. One more. Oh! Stop hitting him, please. Damn it. He's ready. Sharks! Alright, so there's my boy. Yeah, that's what I wanted. I don't want whiplash right now. So now we start working on the monger. That magnet. Yeah, ding-dong. His left or my left? Alright, which one's Ritchie here? Well, getting some love. Richie Townsend, the birthday boy.
16:03
Currently 3,800. I can't read that. It's too small. 3,000-something or other. 3,000-something? You're in the 3,000s, buddy. Hmm. 3,668. I'll take it. I just made it out of the thousands.
16:18
That should have happened a long time ago. Max. Are you going to feed with us? With us? I don't know if this guy will.
16:32
Oh. Maybe I should have the D. Oh, nice. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. What a friend. As always. My phone wasn't working. Oh, I think it was working just fine. Better than yours. All right, Richie's taking the same approach. Gets a Lazarus on Iron Man, which I've not seen.
17:04
Yes. Oh, yeah. Screw him. Screw Richie on his birthday. Richie's coming home. He wants to hit Monger. I don't know why he's shooting around like a ding-dong. I'm trying to get bogeys going a little bit.
17:28
Have you hit a ramp yet? Nope. I wouldn't worry about it. You're getting some spinner money, though. There you go, bud.
17:40
So now what he wants to do is hit another monger shot to bring monger back up. The one that I've been hitting all these times that I won't do now.
17:50
Just one monger shot. That'll do it. Oh, you guys didn't get a multi-ball? Oh. Ahem. You're talking about losing your marbles, are you? Oh, brother. Everybody out of war! Richie got a Lazarus on frickin' Iron Man. Is that Christmas here? Christmas. Oh, gross. Yeah.
18:20
Christmas. Oh, that feels like it's only been a thing for like two years. I get that. Say lovey, say lovey. That's just the way it goes. That's right.
18:51
Thank you. Put Richie's name up on the board. I think yours is going to be the crampest pinball. All you got to do is put a little Christmas hat on Whiplash here. There you go.
19:08
Uh-oh, JD. I know, right? I noticed you guys hit the monger straight on where Bowen tends to clip it. You're supposed to clip it. I think we're just being idiots with our shots. Yes.
19:21
Yeah, Bowen's a fearless monster of pinball. Oh, Richie takes it. All he needed was bloop after I got him down. Good job, buddy.
20:03
Richard takes it. All right. Let's whip this over. Yeah. I don't think he was putting my name up like he's supposed to.
20:18
So that's a DQ on Richie. All right, David Holtz versus Nick Campbell. Who's got the coin? I don't flip. You don't know how to flip? I never flip.
20:41
Let's see who's the real quarter. All right, ready? Who wants to call it? Heads or tails? Heads. Oh, you just throw the card. Alright, so Do you want to go first or second? I'll go second Excellent choice, that's exactly what you're supposed to say Are you going to coach him if he chose the wrong thing? Would you have said the same thing Yes, absolutely Dirty J62 Thanks for coming Dirty J's here? Dirty J? Yeah, Dirty J's here Alright, good luck I think what? No, go ahead No, go ahead. I was just saying, but Drew J is actually very clean. Oh, it's like an ironic thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't you go?
21:30
Yeah, he's going to go. All right, here we go. I don't have anything to say to you. Just lose or whatever. All right, I'll lose. I'll lose just for you. Here we go. Oh, lovely. Drew J.
21:45
Yo, that blew good. There we go. There you go, bud. I already got him on the dirt. Uh-oh. Cool. Got the dreaded. It'll come out. No, but it pops out and I don't like it.
21:56
Come on. Get out of here. It'll come out. No, it's going to come down the middle. No, I promise it won't. I'll give you $5 if it does. That seems fair. Mm-hmm.
22:08
Ah! That's not what I wanted! You asshole! See? You're fine. It just fed the Fiffer. Fed the Fiffer.
22:18
Well, I'm just the Bobulator here. Just get control already, man. Look at that. Right there. Control. Yeah. You shouldn't have shot that on the fly. Run the nuts. Take that.
22:31
I don't like it. Nick, you've got to win because you're not going to be here the rest of the week. You've got to go out on top. David Holtz, everybody. I taught these guys everything they know.
22:41
All right. So, David, do you understand the concept of the skill shot on this game? No, I sure don't. Well, I'll explain it to you. I would love to have you do that. You see, flip the flipper. Either one. So you see how you can drive that blinking dot back there, left and right? No. Oh, yeah. So only on the plunge. Only when you plunge it. This is the only time this rule applies. When the ball goes up there, you want it to go through the lane that has the flashing light underneath it. Okay. So if the ball's about to go in the left lane, switch to the left. It's going to go in the right lane, go to the right. Okay. And while you're playing, that doesn't apply anymore. You want it to go through any lane that's not lit up. It's just that. Only time when you plunge, go through the blinking. Every other time, you just want to keep trying to get shit lit. Right, yeah. This is the only time you want to go through something that's lit. So pull it and get it in there.
23:32
Nice. Beautiful. Stark weather. I got rid of beef protocol. Oh, keep that up, buddy. No! It was a thing I did for Brad Stark, But he abuses his beef protocol powers. Oh, Beef Spangler? No, Beef Protocol. There is a Beef Spangberg one, though. Spangler got the most important part.
23:56
Oh, God. There you go. And then let it sit, and then hit it again. I think you did it too soon, but you did it. No, I did it.
24:03
So just tap it, get your hand away from it, because it'll read like your finger touching it. So you just want to hit it and get away, and then hit it again. But give it a second to sit up there. But if you hit it right in the middle, the magnet might hit it.
24:17
I think I might like doing that more than playing the game. It's much less stress. You only get one button once. That's it. Done. Twice. Twice, if you're lucky. Get up there. Cold November Drain. The difference between this game and Hot Shots. Everybody out. All three of them.
24:37
Well... Two. One more. There you go. A lot of things. I mean, ramps for one, toys for two, more electronics, sound, music, LEDs. We do, yeah, that's right, Dirty J, we do have a few LEDs in this thing, but it's not fully LED'd out. Hollywood money. Yeah.
25:08
Like, board-wise, or like the fact that there is a board in it? Because an EM is all relays. That's just ones and zero electrical switches versus actually having tilt.
25:22
It'll never tilt. Ah, I didn't do it. Everybody out of the pool. All right, David. Does this still apply? Yes. Only on the plunge. And it increases.
25:36
Right? Yep. And more. Excellent Excellent Excellent Feel free to move Slap it just a little bit It tell you if you being too rough
25:55
It'll tell you if you're being too rough. Yeah, you'll start getting the... Jack will tell you directly. We got a voice in.
26:03
Oh, shit. Oh, your glasses, too? What's that? Sucking? Sake Nick's doing the old pop and press Thanks again for everyone who came Make sure to donate to Extra Life There's a link down below Yes, we're going to be playing Iron Man all week Iron Man Nam Nuri hear what?
26:46
Oh, yeah. Oh, it's nice to play again. Oh, I replaced one of the tilt warnings with my voice. There's three.
26:59
So you hear how he just said be careful or you will tilt? Yeah. There's like three of those, and one of them is me yelling at our friend Dave.
27:07
All right, same thing. Get it. And what I want you to shoot for is try to get it around these corners or up these ramps if you can. Okay. Yeah, you got this, bud.
27:27
Oh. Ah, what happened? It just hopped over. Why didn't it get back to me? Because you didn't drain soon enough. Well, I feel like I'm training all the time. I will tell you, one of the first things I tell people when they're starting to play pinball is don't flip both flippers at the same time. Actually, that's a rule that I'm aware of, but I don't want to off the edge. It's hard, it's hard. But there's also the idea of not flipping at all, where if the ball is careening, like let's say you make it halfway up a ramp and it's flying at this flipper. If you don't flip it that, what it does is it just bounces off of there, goes over here, and you just hold that up and cradle the ball and pick your next shot. Works out pretty well. Yeah. You know, physics. Jack is doing me a good job. It's a real bad job. Everyone's coming in. Nobody's got knocked out twice. Jack has. One knockout. I'm better off. Better chance we win is when I don't play at all.
28:25
You won the first round. I know. You want to go second. I'm assuming it's your birthday, so I'll let you go second. It's fine. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's what I did the first time. You guys friends? No.
28:37
We're birthday acquaintances. I know you played pinball with me twice before, but rolling up the sleeves might... Oh, see, you know. Well, Nick's not wearing Batman. That's the thing. Yeah, I'm sleeping in that. Oh, okay. He rolled up the sleeves. That's our problem. I know you've been really fun playing today. I love your performance. You know, it's not doing well. You know, I know. It is. Jeff Bridges is the monger.
29:23
What? You don't want it up? I thought that was your hairstyle. I thought that was your hair strapper, man.
29:35
You dildo. Donate to kids. I hate that the email for us going live goes out half an hour after we go on.
30:00
The Twitter goes out immediately, but the email takes its time. Lame. Who even emails anymore, right?
30:14
Tweet at me, bro. Tournament six week? Um, that was not Crystal. Crystal was talking to me and then I hit Crystal. Don't hit me. Oh, did I just get Crystal's load there? You got yours, but you also got Crystal's. I'm so bad. I'm pushing the name button next time. The name button.
30:43
Did you do it yourself? No. The name button. That's a good end, right? Yeah. It's Jeffy. I like him. How did that happen? I feel like Jeff Bridges is the Kathleen Turner of Jeff Bridges. He's like the Kathleen Turner of Jeff Bridges. He is. I'll work that better. Richie Townsend.
31:10
Spell Iron Man for sarsaparilla. That's good. Come on, bitch. You're going to ask for a warning. Oh, man.
31:23
Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping. What's the name of the new injunction against you? The injunction. No.
31:29
You're supposed to be... Can we just open this up and play with the toys inside? You could. It's frowned upon.
31:38
Opening the game up and playing with the toys. Stay away. It looks like Mickey Ruggles against G.I. Joe. Yeah, exactly. He's, like, fully articulated. Look. Dirty J. Yeah, no problem on the YouTube stuff, man. We're glad to do it. Yeah, he's got all the moving parts. If you look at the monger, when he comes up, he's fully articulated, too, but they, like, zip-tied him down.
32:01
Kung fu grip. All right, I just need some... They literally just were like, yo, man. They're like Happy Meal. I just need some bogeys, man.
32:17
Not you, ding-dong. Oh, God, I wasn't paying attention to the game. Oh, yeah. Not good. So you're with your spinners right now? Well, I'm going for tilting, apparently.
32:37
Yes, Orange next. We totally own every game in here, except for Dark Knight. That was on loan to us.
32:49
Anyone going to the Logan Arcade League last week? I did not go. I did not sign up. It's tight. Like cool? Like cool tight? Oh.
33:04
Richie Townsend! Sorry. Um. Here we go. Jack Danger wins. All right, David Holtz and Nick Campbell. What the frick is going on?
33:28
It's random, but there's only five people. Well, hey, the good news is I'm so shitty at this that it won't be long before your next time.
33:39
We'll play another one after this. Todd, thanks for coming. I'll give it to you. Do you want first or second? I thought we were flipping coins. Happy Veterans Day, y'all. In Canada, it's called Remembrance Day.
33:53
You got my name up there? We got David. My name in lights. Okay. David Holtz, unranked. He looks lost.
34:04
I am lost. He is lost. I'm a lost soul. Well, you know how to get your skill shot. I'm a lost pit bull puppy. If you didn't have that, you'd have fuck kiss points.
34:18
Hi, Marie. Hey, that was a solid shake, But it should have been left to right, not front to back. You would have saved it with a slap save. Oh, like one of these? Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Left to right.
34:31
It's not just the way of the shake. It's the way of the shake. Here's a general rule for everyone, for the internet, for everyone here. If you're out here and you want to shake in, push up. Because you want the ball to just get the hell out of here. So you just push up. Mike PG-1. No, drinking is how you get better at pinball. I promise. You can kind of slap it this way. and if it's close to this flip, I'll kind of step it that way. Well, that's easier. Remember, you're left and right, so you have to do opposites because, you know, I'm not very... But anything up here, I just kind of, like, pop it up. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See if you can get a ball just the hell out of there. That's a very... That's probably the most useful thing I've ever heard from you. I mean, from anyone. I'm not kidding. I just don't know. No, I'm trying. I'm trying here, folks. Just a nice little shove. Yeah. I mean, I don't know about shoving people around.
35:19
Donate to kids, folks. Don't... Don't beat your... It's consensual. Spell iron for fast scoring. Oh, God.
35:29
Oh, God. All right. Give me that whip. There will be blood in the water. Yep. They got magnets in the machine. Dude, have you seen the Dracula pitbull machine? No. There's a magnet in there. And it grabs the ball and drifts it across the play field. And you have to hit it while it's on there. Yeah, it's pretty incredible.
35:48
We have it out there. Bram Stoker's Dracula. Yeah. Yep. You'd be surprised. Really? I am surprised. Oh, God.
36:01
Be careful. Oh, one danger. I heard metal on metal in there, man. Yeah. Get that monitor up. That's a sexy catch.
36:16
Oh, my God. He's on stage. Oh, Badiah. Oh! Count it. I'm a soft drone. Oh! That was awesome.
36:27
Tactical assault. You gotta say it. Oh! Oh, God.
36:36
David's learning everything to do. Ski-ba-ba-ba-da-ba. You just have to be a scat. Yeah. That's how you do it. In order to play pinball. Oh, come on.
36:45
Don't do that. You're getting some drones, my man. There you go. Come on, mongers. Don't jump. What did I do?
36:55
And you got the Jack Danger call out, too. Did you hear that? I did. That was a big touch. It says you are not authorized to shake the game, Dave.
37:04
That's pretty good. That's good. I got you. Get out of here. Play your ball. I didn't do it. Was it big? Did you shake your coat out?
37:13
Chase Weasley, thanks for coming, buddy. Welcome to Deadflip. Thanks for watching. That's pretty cool.
37:23
Really? See? That's what I'm talking about. It is really sensitive. Here's the deal. When you hear, that means the game's saying, better calm the fuck down.
37:32
Donate to kids. Sorry. Sorry for the swearing. It is very sensitive. Sensitive. It is. It is sensitive. Yeah.
37:40
Hey, everybody. Can you yell Chase Weasley for me? Why? There's a young lad watching. and wants a call out. Chase Weasley. Chase Weasley!
37:53
Chase Weasley! You're now internet famous, Chase Weasley. Alright, so this is where War Machine is lit. I'm going to go for War Machine, get that multiball, and then move that into Monger if possible. Wait.
38:12
Oh god, this didn't work. Kids! Donate to them. The old over-explained. I'm going to do this, and then this, and then this, and then this.
38:27
Train. For a $20 donation, Jack Danger will sing your choice of greatest love song from the 70s. Yes, Darkweather, I know. All right, stop moving the machine. You're good, just keep flipping. You're good.
38:47
You're doing great. Come on. Good moves. Fast. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Oh. That was so stupid and retarded. You got crotched. I'm sorry for all the retarded watchers.
39:00
Donate to those kids. All right. Donate to that. Donate to kids. Thank you. Good game to you. I got to try my war machine. So, Nick Campbell. I'll see if I can do it. I lost by like a million. Well, you know, my third ball's not done yet, but, you know, I'm done. I keep going.
39:14
I mean, up to this point. Things are getting rowdy here, folks. My apologies. Thanks for coming, though.
39:25
We're trying not to swear. Yes, you probably are. So I guess we're going to have to play again. Sorry.
39:37
Crystal and Jack. Don't over-explain. That's awesome. Jack Danger and Crystal. Start a match. Jack Danger and Crystal. We've both been knocked out once.
39:53
Yep. Whoever loses this one is out of the match. Richie. I'm out of the match. Richie has one loss, one win. Yeah, don't sweat it, though. It's a little warm in here. It is. It actually is pretty warm. I'm going to turn the heat down just a bit, maybe. Thanks, Dad.
40:09
All right. Crystal, do you want to flip, or do you want to just go second? I'll go second. My man. Thanks, dude. Yeah. A lot of reflection on that DMD, huh? Yeah.
40:24
Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do I prevent deaths? From what? The DMD reflection. Oh. The DMD's give an awful lot of glare. Oh, I see.
40:41
Well, don't touch that because it's so hot. Farts. Fridge. I'd like to request Chevy Van by Sammy Johns. One of the creepier love songs from the 70s. Well, it also has to be a song that I know. But let's try to make it up. Get in my van. It's a Chevy.
41:04
That is the plan. Girl, I'm heavy. In love with you. I want to see you in my van. Is that the song? You can drink anything in there, man.
41:22
I just drained. Oh, I shit the bed on that ball. This game also has a shaker mode. So when you do something like complete do or die or Jericho or kill the monger and then get the monger shot, the game shakes crazy like Bob Hooligan. I don't know the dang, dang song.
41:59
Bob Hooligan. You got yourself a classic next to Bob Hooligan. Bob Hooligans. Bob Hooligan. Come on, who's again?
42:18
Cold November Drain. This game is challenging. It's just... It's a bruiser. It's a drain monster. Thank you, Richie.
42:33
There's my boy. Can you folks see the toy that just popped up out of the middle here?
42:42
Where do you think you're going, Jeff Bridges? Wake up. Just waking up. All right, I got one more shot to get Monger rolling. You know, it's for the kids.
43:11
Bob, if I knew the song I'd sing for you, buddy, I don't know what it is. Crystal Hamnick. I'm a member of the country club.
43:38
Nope. Oh. Don't worry. You got one more ball. Oh, no. I'm sorry, sir, but you have two more.
43:46
Temper, temper. Temper. Temper-pedic. Oh. I got a tip. You want a fresh one? Go on. Thanks, bud. Yeah. Good job. Thank you, sir. Thank you. I'll take something.
44:10
I don't care what it is. I'll drink a Miller Lite. You know, dad beer. For the dads. Donate to dads.
44:32
Alright. Up, up, up the middle, David. Come on. Oh, you frig. Oh, I fumbled. Gone to the world. Thanks, buddy.
45:05
Dad flip. No! The dad flip. Alright, kill it, champ. Alright, Pip. Hey, Pip. I like you. Like to be friends.
45:30
Alright, let's finish up here. Aw, he's telling you to hurry up. Oh, gosh. Oh. Set up sector 16. Sector 16?
45:45
Crystal, sorry, buddy. Gosh darn it, all the heck. Yeah, it's okay. So, it's Richie versus Jack again.
46:00
Can I play someone else? Nope. Thank you. I'd like to go first this time. Why? That's my secret weapon. Is that your secret weapon? I'm going to go first this time. All right. Blow it up, buddy.
46:18
Richie, you suck. She's actually right. So now the internet knows. First! I was trying to keep that a secret. All right, man.
46:35
Everybody out of the pool. Let's do the next one. Wait, where's that dad beer? Right there. In the cuppy. In the cup holder? Yeah. A couple of yours. The other one. Thanks. Thanks, dad beer. Tonight's stream has been brought to you by Miller Lite, the original dad beer. The dad of beers. Give me your best dad beer. and I will give you your best dad beard.
47:09
Wait, do you want me to do like a sexy thing? Or just like... I keep doing this with my head. What am I doing? Hold on. Okay, freeze.
47:26
Perfect. Ow, my face. Dad beard. Why am I making that face? Oh, it's great. Oh, I have a tooth in my mouth.
47:38
Yeah, let's try one more. Closer to your face. Wait, what would you take? I'm really worried. Turn to the light.
47:58
Ah! Good ball, Richard. Thank you. Nick, what would you say is your favorite dad? I'm not counting your own.
48:12
Yeah, it was good to hear. Cosby. Lance Asa. Am I getting that right? A-S-A. She's great. She's the whole family, I would say. How's it going, Lance? What about the mountain? Thanks for coming. I like Tim the Toolman. How many Miller Lights did you buy? 200, just about. I think we drank all 200 of them. We got...
48:37
Danny Tanner? All right, Nick. TV dad? Oh, TV dad. Although my dad would, if you're talking about my dad.
49:31
All right. Probably Tim McKee or Matt Taylor. Because he's just, you know. Obnoxious. He's like obnoxious, but he knows how to fix stuff. He's funny. Funny guy. But dad funny.
49:44
Wow. I guess if Danny Tanner was actually my dad. 200 Costco beers. So I'm going to bring a new machine if I can actually do that. Tuna-otic.
50:03
I have this. Sorry. The thing to plug it into, though, is if you go on the wall in there, my biker vest, it's in either the front right or the front left pocket you got a buddy Are you going to let Richie here beat you? He's got the ball going.
50:33
Are you saying right now on the internet that you're letting him win because of his state? Of course not. You're my new favorite TV dad.
50:50
They call me TV dad. Now let me ask you a very serious question. If he wins, are you going to tell me to do the same thing? Are you going to tell me to throw my game because it's his birthday? So you tell him.
51:04
Don't do that. Okay. Don't play Kate. Don't play Kate? Don't play Kate. Who's Kate? Is this even my ball?
51:15
It's like it. It's what you need to do. You can play his birthday. That's the gift he wants for his birthday. He wants to know where he sits. Well he sits on my lap because I his dad So open up open up the monitor I don know how to make the ball as big as the shot we made That the best way to make it
51:39
Love! Where's the freaking love here, guys? I don't have to play games here yet. We're all not loving each other at all.
51:58
That didn't work. Whoa. Was that too dangerous? Yeah, too dangerous. What the hell was that? Dirty-ass speed. Sorry, folks. Don't eat the kids.
52:28
Richie T. I think that's it, buddy. 21 years? Oh, I thought we were done. No. Saying the Lord's name is not swearing. No, because it's just some guy. I've got to get some bogeys and I've got to get some whiplash. Yeah, it's like saying, is this your character?
52:56
So you're an atheist. Is this your Miller Lite? No, I'm over here. Miller Lite. Reach for the Rocky Mountains.
53:06
Wait. That's Midwest, man. What are you doing? Oh. Swim in the lake. A fine Phil's not. It's fine. It's all right.
53:25
It's fine. Kenny G it, folks. Oh! Spell? Oh, wow. That's pretty strong. There he is. Can't be both. That's pretty crazy.
53:58
I'm going for it. There you go. That's okay. No, I want more machine. Get the stack. We're backhanding this. Shit, Brett. Could it be louder ladies?
54:41
Just hold it Simple silence. It's like you could actually be Tony Stark. The fingers get longer. But now, now, now. The bass is longer.
54:55
There we go. Good, good, good, good, Paul. A couple more hits. That's it. You can get a few more hits. We've got Super J ready to go.
55:05
Holy guava, Paul. Oh, get it. Live. No. I looked down for like 30 seconds. It went from 8, 9, 9, 10, 11. Hit it. No. Wiggle it back.
55:23
No. Oh, God. What's your maximum? Like 60, 70, something like that. Wow, that makes this look pathetic. It's really easy to do terrible on this game. This game is notoriously like really hard to play. Because it's like almost too simple.
55:40
Wait, what was that? Because it's like too simple? Um, I don't know if it's too simple. It's just, it's so... It's fast. It's fast, exactly. The rules are easy to learn, and there's not a lot of complexity. Like, it's kind of the opposite of Metallica or ACDC or some of those games where it's like, then you do this, then this. Everything here is kind of like... Just shoot it. It's a little shallow to straightforward, but it's fun. It's pretty shallow. It's super fun. I feel like I only got to scratch the surface of it. Nick, I have to beat you twice? You gotta meet me twice, Colin. Heads. There's a game for every Avengers. That's heads. I'll go second. No. Ding dong.
56:22
There's a game for every Avengers. There's a Hulk. Iron Man. No, there was only a Hulk special version of it. Yeah, there's like an LE version called Hulk. And like X-Men had a Magneto special one. All right, so folks, we're down to the last game or two games. if Jack beats me twice then he wins if I win this or the next game I win no I have not lost yet Jack has won Spider-Man was and Spider-Man is he actually is supposed to be an Avenger not in the movie sense but in the comic sense yeah just so jib like where's the Thor pinball machine well no one wants to play that crap Yeah.
57:12
He's all muscles. Yeah. Holy farts, that was a good spinner. Let it burn. So Nick went for the monger immediately approach, which I will probably be doing as well.
57:36
Manger Medially. Grub. Alright, I guess we're going for the cheeseburger stack here. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, Dad Beer. Dad at Beer. Dad at Beer. Alright, let's finish up here.
58:00
Gotcha. Set up sector 16 underneath the arc reaction. Oh crap so clean so clean clean clean yo burning word we got a worm burner Skill shot here and... Up and over.
58:30
Y'all can overthink. Ooh, two smacks. Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo! Yo, you shook the life out of this thing. Oh, it'll come. If you listen for it, it's a little bit quieter. It's quieter because I recorded it on my iPhone, and I didn't know what I was doing putting it on there. Get that software back. I'm gone.
59:04
I can't do it. I also don't remember how I did all that. My only expertise was trying to get some other audio for you, because I was going to get the mic out and record everything. You should just do that and get it ready. That'd be great. One of the games.
59:22
No, you know what it should be? I'll call up to Jack Benson. Be like, stop trying to death save our shit, bro. Oh, death save for Jack. E. That would be fun. E. Jack, if you're watching, you know what you do. You know what you do.
59:40
Don't act like you're so innocent. I hate to force myself not to do it anymore. Don't learn it because you can't avoid trying to do it all the time. As soon as you see it, your brain just goes like, and you did it for like a month straight. You're like, I got to stop. It sounds so naughty. It's not. Well, don't get.
60:27
I mean, it's bad. Two hits for Monger, and I'm in. Rock New, thanks for coming, buddy. Oh, that was stupid.
60:43
Uh, nobody. Crystal, I guess. Forever. Half ramps all day, that's right, buddy. Rocknear knows what's up.
61:06
Let him drain, let him drain. Oh, God. Oh crap, this is it. Yeah! Can Nick believe that this is it? That shit is gone. Ah! Defeat the drone targets. Ah! No! What? Uh, you know all the in-lane targets? Yeah. If you light all of them up. If you let all of them, you get this right here. The shield just below War Machine. Oh, the shield. And that acts like a random award. It acts like the scoop on Metallica. Like a mystery. If you're in multiple, you get an animal. You can cycle them in any direction. Yeah, but they... If you cycle all, hit it now, you'll get, like, 2x multiplier. Oh, sweet. And then, like, you'll get random shit. Okay. Like extra ball. Surprise! All right, I'm going to go for, now that that is over, ramps, I think. Ramps. I have to beat Nick twice. folks, in order to win. He's only got to beat me. Oops. Nice chopstick, my friend. Thank you. Catch.
62:25
Same catch. Gotta say catch. It's like playing pool. You got to call your shots. Catch. Oh my Oh, so clean.
62:39
Dead noise. Injunction. Did you flip off the camera? No. I like guns. Injunction. Flip, flip. All right. Angular.
62:58
So I need six and a half million points. And monsters. And there's the drain. Nice and easy. Oh, gosh. Nice and easy.
63:23
Someday when I make it back to Chicago, going to wreck you guys at Emporium. Bring it on, brother. You! Give me a chance. Hey, good game? And also with you. Good game, birthday boy. Good game.
63:42
David, good game, brother. Good game. Yeah, let's do a single knockout real quick. We're at Cobra while you play.
63:56
Who's at Cobra? Beeson and... Yes. It's cool. Not for food. What? What happened? They shut down the kitchen to build an entire brewery onto the back. So, are you going to have food again? Yeah. Because Jason, I think it was Jason, the chef there, he's like one of the best. I mean, the food was good. Yeah, it's really good. I mean, I just saw him the other day at a grocery store. He's like, he's a sweetheart. I wonder if he's like getting paid still. Oh, I would hope so. Maybe he's helping with the brewery. I don't know. That could be cool. Or maybe who cares? Maybe just a guy with a job. You got a job for a thing. I have a job. Who cares? Yeah. I ain't worried. All right, here we go. Here is a single elimination, folks. Elimination. We have Jack. Jack Ginger.
64:47
We have Jack Ginger. Nick Campbell. We have Crystal. We have Richie. David. There it is. And then we have David. David Holtz. That is five. Close. Five, five, five. Can we not use my last name? Holtz. It's Jack Danger versus David Holtz. Oh, shite. Shite. Thank you. Good job. This will slip out, but just try to keep it real. Oh, we're not going to flip for it? I'm just going to go first? All right. That's a gentleman. I'm ready. All right. I'm going first. It's a single elimination. Loser loses. Winner takes it home. Joey. Old big diaper.
65:43
Oh, God. Can I hit one thing, please? Thank you. We got a bogey. Jeez. Clean. Who wants a baby? Oh, go. No one wants you. You're wasting my time.
66:37
Bogeys? British people call a lot of things a lot of stupid things. That was a flip on my fault. You already beat my high score.
66:49
You got this, bud. Kill it. Let it burn. David Holt steps up to the plate. Bogus. Thanks, bud. That was a dumb joke. But it's your birthday. Ah, fuck. Dad jokes.
67:13
Listen, you can come back. I'm not kidding. No, I know I can. I mean, it's possible. Just make sure to get your skill shots. I'm going to take the score.
67:23
I'm going to take the score. Yeah. Thank you. No, we got rid of that. Oh. Thank you. Yeah. No kidding. Oh, crap. That just threw right to the outline.
67:50
You're fine. That just means we... That means you get electrocuted. I've been startled. Stortle? I'm sorry, that replay sound is so, uh, annoying. Johnny! Hugh Jackman and Pilsner Systems. Defend the world target to light war machine multiball.
68:14
Grudge, yeah, buddy. Please, the weirdos. If you hit him one more time, you have a multiball in your hands.
68:22
Got him! Too much pressure. You got one more ball, son. Honestly, when you finally get the ball, all you have to do is hit him one more time, you have a multi-ball. I just want to hit him now with my fist. With my fist. Open it up. I want to take the toy out. Open it up.
68:37
I'm in one of these things here. One of these here? No, I'm right here. That was my longest run, I think, of this game. Did I?
68:52
So I got to hit him two more times. One. Two. Yay. My man. It'll come back. Not that one. The magnet. Oh, there's a magnet in front of him too.
69:22
Stop the burping. No, well, there's three because of the big Lebowski. And, and, oh, hell yeah, I got it.
69:49
I don't know. Oh, yeah. 14 was my top, I think, today. That was me. You spoke... Wrong button.
70:23
You got this, bud. Yeah, just ramp. Now kill everything. Anything that's a red arrow, shoot for it. Don't let the multiple balls overwhelm you. Just shoot for it.
70:48
There you go. It's over. That's fine. Don't slip that. Just keep that rolling. Yeah. Oh, the magnifying glass. I can't feel bad about that. Dude.
71:03
Solid work, man. You know, it's like... Is that your highest score so far? Yeah, I mean, that might be mine. I don't know.
71:13
Thanks, friend. I mean, everyone did better. Hey, you know what? Birthday boy, would you like to go first or second? I'm going for the coin. Yeah. I'm going for the competition. Richie, you'll break your arm, dude. Just calm down. I will break something. Head to tail, Richie. Hands.
71:29
Off the toe. Oh! What the crap? Head up. Which game are you playing, Richie? We put like a straw poll up on the internet, and then everyone that follows us votes to see what the next game is going to be. Good luck, Richie. Happy birthday. Thank you. Like, how many weeks back were you going to the Indiana Air? How many times? When will Iron Man show up again? We've only been doing this for a month.
72:01
There's been, this is our fifth game. We pull them in here now. When we started, we were doing it out there, but it was way too loud. Oh, yeah.
72:18
Yeah. I mean, I used to roll eyes. It is pretty bad when kids are trying to work out there. I'm going to go.
72:30
We do do this every day at five. No, I tell people that I'm doing jobs with that I do charity work from five to seven. It is. So there have been several days where after stepping, you will have to take care of it. I do have to go back to work. And that's happened more times than not. That's why I was asking about the terminant. Terminant. Terminant next week. What are you kicking? Why are you kicking? Which terminant? The one can't terminate. Oh, yeah, the terminant. Technom, the poll just ended. So I put up a new poll every Friday after we stream so that you guys can vote through the weekend. We have, well actually the list of games is down in the description. We forgot to add Batman Dark Knight though.
73:30
With the sake in it. David's got clean fingers or something, I don't know. Hey, don't sweat it. Oh hey, I'm playing this too. My turn. I mean, I get a lot of points.
73:46
Richie, you do what you need to do. I'll try. Technom, we're currently playing the winner, and that is Iron Man. Oh, I'm just going to miss everything. That's what I'm going for right now. Oh, two in a row. Two in a row.
74:05
All right, folks. Mondrian is up. I'm going to go for the Mondrian. Which tournament? The dead flip tournament.
74:13
Oh, the dead flip tournament. Yeah, we're going to be streaming one of the games. And we're going to leave that just run. Run and run. You all right? Yeah. What's wrong?
74:24
Wait, you don't want us to? No, it'd be great. Well, because we rotate these games out so frequently, we'll see what's in here. I guess it won't matter at that point.
74:39
We should do the setup that I wanted to do at bottom rounds, where we put it between two games so that I could swing the arm. Because if you see this, I figured out how to cock this off to the side, but you can still adjust it up here, so it's fine. That's not a bad move.
75:02
We can also do it on the classics and let people watch the Ding Dong game again. I don't know. I don't think anyone wants to watch that crap anymore. Nick Campbell versus Crystal Gimmick. It's you and Nick. You and Nick.
75:24
Crystal, take his arse out. That's still swearing. Yo, take his butt. No. These are past completed events. Oh, okay. Yeah. This is active and I'll show up once
75:55
Are you stomach are you stomach It's gonna pay me for that electricity Get it. It's a bill. Oh, God.
76:22
Again, folks, thanks for coming. There's a link to Extra Life in our About page. Please donate to kids. They need some money.
76:30
All right, Monger's ready. I go for him. Charity work, right? Drinking and swearing and drinking. All right, he's got the Monger up, folks. He needs to hit it and quit it. Don't do that.
76:51
Take that. Good pop. Good slap. Good chopsticks. Live hippie. No. Dust. Hippies. Oh baby My girl got a car So I be riding in her vehicle Oh I guess I don know
77:26
Right. The three of us can sit in the back. Oh, go poop. Oh, yeah. Well, she will sit in the back because I'll be in the front. Wait, which car is it? Palooza.
77:40
Keep her in where... Donate to kids, folks. We love everybody. Whoa, I missed it. Don't do that. She's probably watching right now. Okay.
77:59
Yeah, okay. Donate to kids. Right. There's a lot of reason for me to be in the front. The leg room. Swervy.
78:28
What did I do? Your best pro shot. Whoa, look at that. It'll come out. It'll fall. Give it a second. Let it think. Wow, it's doing a lot of back and forth. You're gonna have to slap it. I'm awake. By hitting the plastic. Well, there's no ball check there, you ding-dong. Oh, God. Oh, God.
79:11
And you killed it. That was pretty good. Oh, that's so sad. Son of a gun. I just want to loosen it up.
79:24
Loosen it up. You're fine. Oh, farting stink eye over here. Yep. How do you... I think it might be impossible to drink and not fart.
79:41
I guess. That's your next experiment. So, like, how many quarters do I owe you guys today? All of them? All the quarters. How many quarters do I owe you guys?
79:52
Every token you have on you. All right. I think it comes down to Nick Campbell and Jack Danger. Yeah. I don't know. Let's not talk about John Wick if you have. Highlight reel. What do you mean, what the hell was that? All right. You ready? You get to go first. I do? We flipped already. We did? Yeah, I chose heads and I flipped and I got heads. Look, right here. See, I just put it down on tails for you.
80:18
Heads. I mean edge. Heads or edge? Looks like it's not edge. Bono. Tails! Oh, funny. You're the only one that saw that. Yeah, thanks, Dad. Oh, my. Ah!
80:33
Oh, it's your corner. I'll be the judge of that. All right, I'll go first. All right. Get out of here. Good luck. No, like, please.
80:40
Get out of here. Collecting drones. Oh, what is this crap? Pulling the Bartman mask out. Chance to win two in a day here? I've got to start my stopwatch.
81:14
Here you go, Internet. Thank you. He's allowed to take the time if he wants to take the time. Thank you, Richie. Thank you. No, I'm with you.
81:28
I hear some people were so heavy-handed with the TV. Wait until you see how heavy-handed someone can get.
81:35
How long does it take? You get about three minutes. Three minutes? Good thing I'm only doing 30 seconds. Most people take like 30 seconds.
81:44
Alright, internet. Got my Batman mask. Yeah, that was a stuck ball, alright. There is a groove cut in the ramp there, but it wasn't leaning enough to the right to fall out. Yeah, somehow it's supposed to catch and fall, but I think maybe the balance is off. I think we overshot the balance there. Maybe the back balance is off.
82:05
Alright, buddy. Here we go. Good luck. Not really. Good luck. Not really. Thanks, man. Defeat the drone target to light war machine multiball.
82:17
100,000. 200,000. Now, you get the amount lit if you keep hitting the same ramp, but if you combo the ramps, you get double the lit amount.
82:34
Say that again. So he just hit that for 300,000. Right. If he hits that same ramp again, you'll get 400. But if he combos by getting the other ramp, it'll be 800. So that ramp into the other. Right.
82:53
And I just got bogeys. One more shot for bogeys. And he collected shields. Which I believe is mark one. Yeah.
83:07
What are you shooting for? Were you going for the shield or were you going for bogeys? Oh, the drain pass.
83:20
Thanks, champ. Me too. Drain pass. Who's that here? That's here. I got mine. Oh, God. That's a tilt. Oh, God. It's off the ground.
83:46
That was off the ground. Nice. Nice double danger there, buddy. Off the ground. That's a beef spangberg, folks. Give me that beef ass.
83:55
Exclamation point, beef ass. I am proud of you. Mark one completed. Whoa. I didn't actually mean to flip it that or that I got all my dronies here comes the big money hustlers wait I gotta hit that still
84:32
so wait I mean for machines over no war machine that warm under I got most of the balls in the machine.
84:56
Oh, God. Everybody out of the pool. Everybody. Literally. Damn it. Wait. All right. I'm going to stop doing that.
85:09
Oh, almost had a Lazarus. Wow. Hey, but I don't think it's out of the pool. JD, good ball. No, it's feeding to. Good freaking ball. I'm kidding you. No, it's good. Everybody out of the pool.
85:22
Good ball, bud. Yeah, the basic strategy on this table is not to drain. Realistically, just shooting ramps, and you'll blow the game apart.
85:38
I'm great at shooting ramps. No half ramps. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. You even tilted my sound bite away. Are you going to wait 30 seconds? Three minutes? I wouldn't. That's great. You should just go for it. I started the bogeys, immediately lost. Everybody in the pool. What do they call that? Drain? Oh, that's a drain pass to your next ball.
86:10
I hope you know you're going down. Alright, Bat-Dad. That's where my point was. Alright, Bat-Dad. Oh, your bogeys are gone. My bogeys are gone. Oh, your bogeys are gone. Yeah. Uh-oh. Started it and lost it. Can you give me a little love there, Richard? I can give you a little love.
86:28
Thanks, buddy. All right. So I still have a bogey opportunity. Get an aerosol, bro. Aerosol? That was a great slide there. Aerosol? Aerosol.
86:46
Uh-oh. I'm not hitting anything. Yeah, hit something. Nick has been rough on this Ironman. Yes, he has. He's an angry little puppy.
87:21
Tactical Assault Drone. No! I wanted bogeys first, though. That's okay. Whirlclash!
87:38
Ah! Whirlclash! Super fumble. Whirlclash! You mean Whirlclash! Great job, Werblish! Big money, big money, big money!
88:00
Thanks for nothing. Christmas! Sorry, that was stupid. Oh no, he's got fast scoring, folks!
88:18
Jericho. What's that? What was that? No, that's good, man. 346 North Justine. My God. Street. Sweet 300. God damn it. Nobody write that down. It was a high square.
88:56
Thanks, Jason. All I had to do was hit Jericho. I would have been in a much better place. All right, folks. I'm going to overthink my way through this. Cold November Dream says that you're rough on any man. That's right. Not just Iron Man. That's right. You know me too well.
89:13
I could go for Monger. I could go for War Machine. I think I'm going to go for War Machine Whiplash Doubler.
89:23
See what goes on here, folks. 100,000. Oh, boy. Spell Iron Man for faster scoring. Oh, boy. I don't know if you could tie your shoes without me.
89:44
I don't know if you could tie your shoes without me. I've never heard that one before. He's lighting his stuff back up, folks. He wants his bogeyma jobs.
90:02
The backhand, so left ramp is done. 1313 Mockingbird Lane. I really like the use of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
90:35
Who's walking around out there? Is there somebody still here? Yeah, there's somebody still here. Okay.
90:46
Oh no, he's got Monger up. He's coming, folks. You got the helicopter noise. Oh. Do you have fast scoring rolling?
91:28
Chopping wood. Chopping wood is the... That's actually... Everyone uses that term for just working on getting a little amount of points for a very long time until you catch up without taking dangerous shots.
91:46
Nice catch. Down, down, down. Keep it up. Down, down, down. He's 12 million behind. Oh, crap. He is 10 million behind.
92:07
He is 9 million behind. Oh, God. Up, low. Double nigger. Beef. Spangberg! I'm giving it all, folks. I'm giving it all I got. Now, I have a theory. Two more drones will give me a war machine. I could go for that. Or I could just keep doing this until I accidentally get Monger going. Or I could go directly for Monger. Which would give me... I don't know.
92:45
Oh! Sleep shot says no! Sorry. It's feeling good. It's feeling good, folks. Dang. You know what? We're going to have to... Yeah, we're probably going to get going. You think? Yeah? I mean, we got like 10 minutes. 10 minutes? J.D. wins! Do you want to play one quick floor player? Yeah. All right. Well, everyone plays right now.
93:12
Wait, really? All four of us are playing together. This is literally going to take no time. I'll go. One-handed. Yeah, we'll do one-handed. Wait.
93:25
Who lost both times first every round? Crystal and David. I've lost every game I've played. You guys are playing one-handed each.
93:40
What do you mean? We're all playing one-handed. What do you mean one-handed each? But there's four people in.
93:48
Twice. No, you're both going to play split flipper twice. Just let them play. We're good. What are you talking about? There's four people. Oh, there's five people in.
94:08
This episode of Jack learns to count. One person. Two persons. Ha, ha, ha. Two persons. No, okay, you ready? One-handed. Shut up. Play. Okay, you and me are together. All right, you guys play one-handed. We're going to play together. I sit on your floor. Oh, thanks, buddy.
94:26
What? I think it's worse if we have to play one-handed. No, you guys play it with two-handed. That way, you guys are playing together. It makes no sense. They're playing split-foot.
94:39
That was my fault. There was no love there. You guys were not on the team. Go for it. No, you just play. You just play. Play both hands on the game. All right, dude. I guess we're going to be here for a while.
94:57
I got confused. I think we got this. It's because I won. You won. You won one. And now, there's like animosity.
95:15
There's like fake animosity. Oh, oh! Why are they sour? Watch your teeth. What are we sour? Come on. Two lemon head difference?
95:28
Don't eat the purple ones. Oh. Yeah, because I fucking believed it. Oh, God. Those are awful. You're awful. Ah!
95:38
Shoot the spinach to battle the iron. Oh, lemon head is sour. I think we just got confused. Aw, sick. What?
96:15
I'm off. Oh. I want to ride. Uh-oh. Oh, Zadie. We got a chance. Richie, all right. I just gave her one nice joke. All right, buddy. Ready? What are we going to go for? Skillshot first. Oh, yeah. Okay. And then after that.
96:36
Let's go for Monger. Okay. Ready? Monger it up. Ready? Yep. Spell Iron Man for fast scoring. Monster.
96:52
Whoa. We're fighting each other. All right, you get the snow shot. Bobby. Oh, wait. Are you talking about that? Right now?
97:08
Feed. Split flipper. It's what? Split flipper. It's your turn. No, you're up next. You're up next. Ha, ha, ha.
97:32
I wish I was. My buddy. Rocknor, that is correct. Universally, when you tilt, you do not get your bonus.
97:46
Ah! No! David, you're doing good. Good scoring. I scored my last one the whole day. You have one more ball.
97:55
Yeah. Like I said, I have two more plays. One ball. I got two. It's called Lance Armstrong.
98:13
Lance Armstrong. Amber Lamps. Hey, by the way, the Warcraft movie, it's amazing, right? Yeah. Oh my God. I saw that.
98:29
Leroy? That's like a thing. I would imagine. He was like the first viral thing that happened with that video game.
98:40
They'll probably be like drunken guys in the background talking about some guy. Or you'd be like, oh, Sir Jenkins.
98:51
This man drunkenly braved a cavern full of blah, blah, blah. Oh, come on. Really? Yeah, that was a sensation. Yeah, Jenkins. Yo, manj it up, let's go, we got two hits. And then we're in multi ball. You ready? Manj it up. Skill shot. I got it, you got the skill. Oh yeah.
99:14
Skill shot! My man, on the fly, nope. Sorry, catch. My man! Oh no, that was you. Everyone on the podcast has got Death I Am. Bouncing over. Start it. Oh, it's bouncing it over to you. No, start the Monger. Oh, right. Sorry, Monger. You hold those. Gotcha. There you go. Oh, oh. Wait, we got this. Hit War Machine. Backhand War Machine. No, it's just too late. The shield has to be put down. He's shy. No, War Machine is... You have to have shield. To get your atom ball? No way.
100:04
Whatever, I don't believe you. Ramps. Amber lamps. That was you. Wait, I could... It's the first person to blame the other person. Wait. If you said it first, then it's apparently you.
100:28
David Holtz. No holds barred, folks. Whiplash multiball. Sector 16. We got to stop switching the mics up because I get confused. I think I can walk over there and whisper something, but they could literally hear me swallow it. Hey, who brought the really good beer?
101:02
Did you say taint multiball? Donate to kids multiball? Yeah, do that. Donate to kids, folks. I don't know that multiball.
101:12
Uh-oh. Holtz. Uh-oh. Nicely done, brother. Holtz, coming back. It's over now. Uh-oh. Close. Can Crystal do it? Don't look at me. Nobody's watching.
101:30
The internet's not watching. Whoa, Crystal, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Third person. Good catch, good catch.
101:44
Nobody's watching. Oh, God. God, that hurt. God, painful. Love you. That was slow-mo. I'm glad we're never going to lose with these scores. Come on, Richie. This is great. Big at home birthday boy. So this is where it goes in an outlander. Oh, big diaper. You need one? Nope.
102:11
All right. Well, let's hit this. Don't worry, everyone. Two, three, four, five. I don't know what's going on. The screen went dark. That was dumb. Stream, thanks for coming. Thanks to David Holtz for showing up. Richard Townsend, happy birthday. Crystal Gimnick.
102:33
Happy birthday. For the children. Donate to kids. We'll be playing tomorrow. Our guests are undecided, but Crystal's probably going to be here. Nick's gone for the rest of the week, thankfully.
102:48
Someone keeps trying to call me, so I can't look at the stream. Alright, folks, thanks for coming. Goodbye.
102:52
Bye! Laters! You know, like, uh, this is what you do from 5 to 7 and you're live, so... That's cool.