Yeah. All right, cool. Just wait for that kick in. All right, folks, give us a minute and we'll get this thing started. I'm going to grab a beer real quick. Hi, Nick. Oh, we're live. All right, the camera is anyway. Yeah, I'm the microphone. I'll be right back. Hey, Nick, where's that beer? Oh, baby. Folks, we're just going to give it a minute for some people to sign on, and then we're going to get a practice game in and kill it. Bob Twitchell. You ready? Pinball America. God bless America, pinball, and. So that's us. Nick's grabbing a beer. So just so you know, I apologize. I saw you talking to the camera. The mic is pretty much me. Oh, okay. I'm wearing it. Everyone can hear everything that's going on. Ah, no one understands what I said. Bob Twitchell. What the hell? Bob Twitchell's here. How are you? What, you don't have ambient light? Uh, no, because it creates like a really weird... Oh, like an echo? Echo. How do they look? God, we look good. Some dude. How do we sound, some dude? Yeah, can you hear me? Can you hear me say... If you can hear me say, uh, rainbows in the chat. Rainbows. Right? That's good. Rainbow's a good one. They can hear me through your mic. Mm-hmm. And then now we wait 50 seconds. Rain, rain. This looks good, bro. Well done, man. You did a good job, man. We all lit up. Thanks, Tramp. Yeah, it's going to be good. Wow. This is nice. Rainbow, see? He said it. My hero. Thanks for coming back, TK. Thanks, man. Are we going to practice game or are we going to race? Yeah. So, folks, welcome to Fishtails Week. All week we're going to be playing William's Fishtails from 1992, a fun game about fishing and lying and shooting people. Where do you shoot people? When you shoot the boaters. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you shoot people. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. So, we're going to get a practice game in just to get warmed up and familiar with the machine, and then we're going to battle like we always do for, like, the pinball style. Two points for first place, one point for second place, zero points for third place. We'll do first to 15. Whoa. That's what we've been doing when we had four people. 15, first to 15. What's a number less than that that will take about an hour, hour and a half? 15 might work. 15? We'll do 15 and we'll see what happens. Let me – you think it's a long time? I mean – You wish it was a long time. I mean, pinball's all I do in my life. I don't know what you're talking about. I got nothing else to do. Pinball's all I do. Pinball. Internet. Thanks. All right. So let's get the rules pulled up here. We'll dissolve the... So it's 2-0 or 2-1-0? It's 2-1-0. So you are not Chuck. You said last secret. Nick. I'm looking at that. No. Damn. I won on Friday, the whole dang thing. I won all week. When Brad Smith was here, he was putting a hammer down. Yeah. What do you mean, rolled? Alright, so there's the rules, folks. Players, Jack, Nick, Bob. Yeah. Once the game fires up, it'll be all GI'd and fun stuff. Okay. Let's see. So we're going to get a practice game in. Before we get started, can we give a shout out to the people in St. Louis. I want to say thanks for having me on Saturday. It was a great tournament. CP Pinball. It's actually near St. Louis, South Rec Center, Illinois. The people in the St. Louis pinball community, you guys rock, man. It's a great place. It's got 60 games. Best one I've been to. Hell, yeah. CP Pinball. Check it out. I have all my plays in Chicago. Did you win it? No, I didn't win it. I lost. I took my seat site and stayed on the bench. Fair enough. And I played the 60 other games. As you do. Four for me. Right on. So, yeah. Check it out. CP. St. Louis. I haven't been here, so I'll go first. Nick will go. Actually, I will go first. We'll play an order of height. That's how we've been doing it. Oh. You go first, then. Do you think? I didn't know all the new rules. We'll just keep it fair, keep it fresh. How's the audio level on Fishtail? See how it's talking. That's a good question, folks. How does Fishtail sound right now? I'm standing at the machine. Is it too loud? Is it loud? Is it competing with the guys in the background? Because we can turn it down a little bit. Is the play field too dark? The play field can be pumped up a titch. I'm going to turn it down even just for us. It's pretty good. Bob wants to listen to that all day. Oh, well, it's on free play, so that's good. Well, as long as it's on free play, I think we're fine. I just did a notch. I think we're okay. One notch? Just one notch, baby. Some dude, South Carolina. Thanks for coming, buddy. I don't have any homies yet, but if you guys want to be my homie, let me know in the chat, and then I'll shout you out. I'll do that. For you. For my homies. Brainfree. Bedford Park. Bedford Park, Illinois. Brainfree. This is beautiful. It's not a story. As far as the brightness of the play field, folks, deal with that, and I will change it in a minute. Nick, I taught everyone how to use this. If you want to learn how to use it, you click the name. Then you click dissolve. Okay? Then, most important part, make sure you click the name again. Then hit dissolve again. What do you want to fade in? Fade this in. What do you want to fade out? Fade this out. Yep, because if you hit dissolve with nothing else, the whole game, everything gets shut down. What? Yeah. Okay, I'll do it. The only fish tails in the war are the ones involving anchovies. Oh, pizza fan! Pizza! Pizza fan in the house. Pretend I'm good. There you go. What do you mean pretend I'm good? I'm saying, say your high score. Uh, high score. High school. Oh. Wait, did I go to high school? I don't know. Did you? Did I? Who goes to high school? Here's out, champ. So I have two ball locks already. You know what? I'll explain what's going on after this. I'm just trying to figure out what the hell I'm doing. Oh, baby. Three locks, multiball. Now, what you want to do is get a ball stuck back in here inside the fishing contest, It's Caster's Club. And then shoot it all the way up to the top. Hello. Almost. All right. Let's not screw this up, folks. What was that shot? That was the dumbest shot. Can you backhand that shot? And that's what you don't do on a multiball, folks. That was pretty bad. I was just showing them how to start it. The left flipper's not strong enough to backhand right now. Alright, let's go for Monster Fish. Monster Fish is achieved by comboing the boat ramps here. after you hit it like what, five or six times? Six? After six times. This many fish is what your combo is. Oh, nice. After six hits, it lights this orbit shot with a spinner. All you have to do is touch the spinner. It's a countdown that starts at 20 million and starts ticking down really quick, but all you got to do is tap that spinner a little bit and you got it. Yelp. Oh. We got a winner here. Some dude says, what up, Bobby? Bob Twizzle. Bob Twizzle, everybody. Bob Twizzle there. World famous. World famous Bob Twizzle. I'm a real treasure. A natural treasure, Bob. You need some dancers behind you called the Twitchettes or something. Bob Twizzle. And the Twitchettes. All right. Good start there, J.D. I am going to go for locks as well. Just double checking, folks. Can you hear everything all right? Myself, Bob, Nick, the game. Is the game too loud? Just double checking. Nick gets the fish finder with a chance to hit the four million. Yes. Here we go, folks. Clean. Whoa. Nice. That was amazing. I impressed myself. That was too nice. Wow. Marie Kelly, what's up? Girl. Didn't do that one. Don't tell. Love you. Good ball. Looks like we're burning some worms here. Yeah, we're officially burning worms. Bob Twitch will set the plate. Can you do Bob? Go ahead. Thanks, man. Oh, yeah, you'll be fine. You'll be fine. Oh, there you go. Dude, that looks good. Sports. All right, you're in. Marie Kelly. All looks and sounds great. My man. Thanks. That's what I like to hear. Maray. How's the Wendy's? She went to Andy's Cocker and they were closed. And they went to Wendy's instead? They went to Wendy's instead. That's a bit of a downgrade. Here we go. Grab your gear, buddy. Okay. This is going to be an interesting game to me, folks. Them bonuses hailed. Here we go. Win it, buddy. There's another multiball once the machine figures out that I just nailed that shot. You think it'll figure it out? Yeah. Sometimes it gets confused. This is one of those times. Oh, yeah, it's in there. Judge! Call attack. Boom. Call attack. Total bummer, says Marie Kelly. All right, so let's do this the right way. so we need one that's fine I didn't want any of those of course what is I give up I give up I'm no good I'm no good at pinball I don't need to practice I need to lose thanks this is my life this is my life yeah thanks two multiple balls down the drain. I am also shitty at multiple balls, so I might go for the ramps. I got one left for monster ramp. Oh yeah, you're all boated up for monster fish. Good on that guy. Tom says the score to beat is 1,745,000,000 with extra balls. I just figured Yeah, right. My bad. We did that just before we went live. We actually all got one point above that score. Gentle, friend. Nails it. Full score. So we comboed the boat, hit the spinner, got the full 20 million before it could even start counting down. Oh, he's calling shots now. Got to call shots. Oh, that was not pretty. Here we go. Clean. Oh, oh. Screaming ooh, I don't think does anything in this game. Poo? Are we looking? Titan, we are not helping Pinball Joe, but we know Joe very well. We might, I mean, if he needs help, we'd be more than happy to show him how we have this set up. Thanks for coming, Titan Pinball. We're just getting the practice games in right now, and then we're going to battle it out. Should we play for something? What can we play for that's legal? On Friday, we played for who gets the most hugs, but that was really stupid. We could play for... We should get little banana chokes. It's got to be legal. Oh, just whip up some plastic bullshit? Yeah, we can just buy them and shoot them in our cookies. So Twitchel's in a mode right now called Rock the Boat, where every boat ramp is worth 10 million points. Good shooting there, Bob. And just barely missed the video mode. Oh, great. Good ball, man. Good ball, good ball. So knowing me, I'm probably going to get another multiball again, and then I'm going to drain it. I'm just trying to show people how to do this. You know? You're doing great. I know. That was rock the boat. Rock the boat. Yeah. In the middle, you've got the rock the boat mode. And then that's the middle of a ramp. Yep. And then you've got the long cast on the right. Yeah. But you have to light it by shooting the long cast on the right. And then this long cast that's lit on the right will get you the buzzer. Thanks. Thanks, friends. I'm the Lord. And then as you hit the center, then you can hit the center to collect all those. Dude, that's an incredible score. We don't do extra balls here in the studio. All right. Because we'd probably play forever. All right. So I got video mode lit. So I might go for that. I'm going to go for locks. I got multiball. I got a lot going on. Excuse me. Do you need to watch this? Some dude says good ball. Oh, that long cast and a fast cast. That's five millions for being a pro. That felt real good. All right, I'm going to go for multiball, so there's only one lock left. And then while I'm in multiball, I'm going to go for the jackpot, but also try to get to lock the bow. Can you progress that during your multiball? Yeah. No kidding. Yeah. Oh, come on. Hit it. Nice catch. I'm going to cross over and try to hit that lock. Oh, God. Disaster. I'm going to cross over and hit that drain. Oh, my God. That was the worst thing. Dude, you were lit. You were ready. I was ready. Wow. Tasted. Nice ball, Bob. Nice game, Bob. That's not so sad. No, nice game, Bob. Dope. Yeah, no kidding. Titan, he had that thing all set up. Not good. Now Bob's going to show us what a real score looks like. Ooh, boy. Yep. Nice. That was a nice one. The tiniest baby foot. Little baby. Cool. If I did that, it would be monstrously loud. The burping? Yeah. I'll do all the burping. You have to burp. Nice job. Ah, beautiful. Nice job, guys. You saw there, it started ticking down a little bit, but he nailed it towards the higher end of the score. Yeah, 18. Some of the best music in pinball, for sure. It's like the most fun-sounding bluegrass. With the replay and the multiball. Wow. With the spin multiball. Spin multiball. Don't do it. I'm sorry, what? It gave all his balls back. Yeah. Oh, yo. You want to get it up to the top where the video mode shot is, because that's where your jackpot is. Solid gold. Yeah. You cannot get jackpots. Oh, you know what it is? When a ball's released, there is a very small timer. Some dude, yeah, 16-bit bluegrass, can't beat it. This is like the music Hicks make in Tron. When they're sitting on their porch. Is that a movie? Tron? Yeah. It's a pinball machine. I know it's Tim on the show. Good freaking ball. Holy crap. Bob! Good thing we weren't. Bye, baby. All right. So, folks, we are going to get this tournament started. So how do we decide this order? We're still going to go order a height. For the first game? I'll go first because I did shitty. Actually, it works out anyway. Yeah, it works out anyway. But then the second game we go losers and winners? Loser to winner. Yes. So winner plays first. Winner to loser. Thank you. Okay. Yeah, how we play is after the first round, the winner of that round goes first. Then second place goes second. Last place goes third to give the person that sucks the benefit of the doubt. You guys ready? You got the fiddle. We're playing. Bob's on fiddle. All right. Here we go. for the first two points of the game. Daddy saying, please. You ready? All right. What you saw before was some shit. That's the bullshit. Now it's about to go down. Welcome, everyone. Thanks for coming. We're just getting this tournament started. Oh. My buddy's giving me a little holler. Jeff Ginger! Thank you very much. If you folks are in Chicago, when does Pinball Expo start? Wednesday. Wednesday through Sunday? Wednesday through Sunday. There's the Pinball Expo. It's an incredible time. Lots of pinball to be had. Plenty of machines to buy. Plenty of machines to play. Tournaments, whopper points, if you're into that sort of thing. We'll be there Friday and Saturday. Yeah. And what I think you were going to say is if you're in town, they should come play. Come game. Yes. Come play games. If you're in Chicago, we don't stream during the weekends, but we might make an exception. Well, we're going to be there. Oh, no, just come play us there. Is that the reason? No, I'm saying if they're there here on Thursday, they should come play. If they're there here. If they're in Chicago. Just come to Chicago Pinball Expo. It's incredible. There's also going to be a launch party. Oh, the launch party and tournament. And tournament. Walking Dead. Friday night. I believe there's going to be a couple of big Lebowski machines there. Is that a movie? No, it's just a made-up theme someone came up with. That's the original theme, right? Original theme. Original bowling theme? Yeah, no one's ever... Anyway, let's get this started. Good luck. Sir, pleasure. Good luck. Good luck, Nick. Good luck. May the best come all the way. Time to spank these guys. You can get your own mic. That's not fair. I just talk real close to my mic. Don't talk so close to my mic, damn it. All right. Ball one. Good start. No, I'm Casey Jones-ing it, man. Are you doing what you do? So here's how I play pinball. You drain the first two balls, make it look like it was an accident, and then blow it up on the third ball. Blame it on the Mylar. Did that show up? So Bob Twiptriddle and I were just at a charity tournament yesterday. How did you do in that tournament? They raised so much money for me. For you? Did you place at all? I won a couple games. Because I know I got knocked out real quick. Yeah. They gave me a consolation prize. I won a scarf. I'll have to go grab that scarf to let you know what that was. Oh, it was the crew. It was a soccer team called the crew. Then there was a classics division that I'm pretty sure I also screwed up. All right. Bob Twichels steps up to the plate. Not a good start, folks. Not a good start. All right. That is two blocks, seven of those. Cool. We've got to put a beer catcher on that game. We need a beer catcher. Oh, frig. Three good balls to start with. Solid gold, solid gold. We're professionals, folks. We are not professionals, please. DT, yeah, it's the Columbus Crew. The charity event was for the president of the Columbus Crew's child is suffering from a disease, cystinosis, I believe, and it was a charity event to raise money for that. It raised a lot of money. It was pretty cool. Yeah. I did terrible. I won a cigar. Yeah. All the greats from there, Roger Sharp, Jason Wardrick, other people. Other greats? All the greats, guys. All the greats. Oh, what? There's balls locked in there already? Yeah. I got two locked. All right. You almost screwed me, bro. Oh. Clean it out. Bring it back. As long as I get that ball, babe, I'm fine. There we go. Let's get some videos going. Let's get some water going here, folks. Is that what people say? What you want to do is shoot all the boats and not waste any bullets. Big score. So the slowdown in the ROM throws you off a little bit. Big score excitement. Is that the live money? No. I'm the big scorer. Yeah, who needs hands in pinball? Yeah! So I shot that on purpose and I'm about to win. You've got to get a ball back in the casters club. I'm not going to try to hold these anymore. Is he going to go for the double? No! Criss-cross. I mastered tropical fishing, just so you know. I'm trying to backhand that, and I really shouldn't be doing that. So, that ball just knocked the other ball out, which means they don't love each other. Once you know your balls don't love each other, you've got to change your strategy. What did I say? Because they want out. Everybody out of the pool. If you hit... Yo, that was solid. Thank you. Nice run. If you type... I set up a custom command in the chat here. Yeah? If you type exclamation point E-O and hit enter, it just yells everybody out of the pool. Everybody out! It says it on the screen. Or is it audio? Oh, it just types it out. One credit. What's going on? Thanks for coming. We just started a little Pinberg-type tournament between the three of us. Yo, 108? You're welcome. I was saving it. Did you drink all your beer? Yeah. Oh, thanks. Thanks, Mom. We're drinking Stofi from Goose Island. Fantastic beer. We can use it ourselves. Uh, Sophie. I love Sophie. It's incredible. Hey, it works. Some dude. Everybody out of the pool. Oh, my God. That was amazing. Really long call. Are you going to Pinball Expo? Sure. Oh, my man. I think we got a hotel room there. Didn't, no? Brad was supposed to look at it, and I was supposed to look at it. If you folks have a hotel room, we may be too drunk to go home, so if you want to let us crash on your floor. If you want to sell this in your hotel, just let us know. Just let us know. Just saying. All right, Bob Twitchell, show us what you got. We'll do almost anything in your room. Almost anything. Which means anything By using your Beer Mm It only means Bayou Beer You're murdering that captive ball. So how's everyone doing tonight, folks? Monday, it's Columbus Day. It's exciting. It's the first day in fishtails. This is an incredible game. I probably have to go back to work when we're done. It's all ball three for you, bud. Don't worry about it. That's the problem, man. You waste your luck in practice. Alright, so Rock the Boat is ready because I just hit long cast again So there's the third one up It's blinking, I have to hit the captive ball Then if I start comboing the ramps, I actually think any ramp hit starts giving 10 million per shot That's also a really scary shot that I keep missing because I'm scared and now I'm going to drain. It's the old overthink. Nicholas Campbell. Are you going to grab another beer, buddy? Nick's grabbing another beer, and then he will take over. It looks so good in here. there's not one machine within 50 miles of Hilton Head that doesn't golf. I mean, I guess golf's fun. Pin golf's fun. You got me another beer? That's what you said. Oh, I was asking if you were getting a beer. We're double fisting here tonight, folks. Way to start the Monday. Ah, tasty beer. All right, none of us did it in here. So, Nick, what are you going to do now? Well, Jack, I have video mode lit. Yes, you do. That's worth a good $30 to $50 million. How do you start video mode? I need to hit that captive ball all the way up to a target back here. Sure. Then I've got to go all the way up top to a hole that's way up top there in the corner. Plus, there's video mode. You probably can't see it. They cannot see that, unfortunately. But it's way up in the corner. If I get it up there, I'll get a video mode that you will see here. I don't have any locks, but I do have only two left on my monster fish. That'll get me 20 million. Beautiful. But that's really not enough to catch your score, so I've got to do something like video mode, rock the boat, multiball. I've got to do something good. A very clean video mode will get you to where I'm at. All right, here we go. You have rock the boat set up, too. Nice. Bumping. I would not recommend trying to backhand it. I couldn't get all the way up there. Oh, baby. Now you have extra ball lit. Wait, does extra ball turn down on this? Okay, good. You have extra ball lit as well. but he has to light it officially by hitting that captive ball in the middle. Fars. There's also one other thing we should mention. Typically the caster's club, the place where the locks are, should have a drop target in front of it. Ours does not. I mean, it's there, it's just not coming back up. So things look a little, like all those multi-balls that I got during practice should have been a lot harder to get. Keep it alive. Wow. What? Hit me. All right. Oh, shit. Here it comes. On the fly. Come on, man. One up. And the big one. That's the point. In the video, I'm going to explain. Here we go. This is where I come back. Silver Ball Service. There's no pinball machines in Myrtle Beach. I would imagine those would be everywhere. I don't know. Myrtle Beach. Where is Myrtle Beach? Florida. Florida? It's more north. It's more north Carolina. Oh, okay. Florida. You killed my adversary. That's what I meant by Florida. Yeah. I think he's down there. Table cam. You're saying that the table's a little too dark? I think we could try to adjust that really quick. If anyone's going to let us know about table, it might as well be table cam. Yo, table cam. I've been... We're going to write a little something for his blog to show them how we have this all set up. Oh, cool. You can crank up that camera. Yeah, but for some reason, it ain't doing it. Is that the upper one? Yeah, number two. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to put these beers down. Bob, please continue. Teach us how to do stuff. Pull me down to the bottom here. That's a nice critique. Bring it on. Not son of a gun. All right, so that's the wrong camera because I'm in ding-dong. All right, nobody drink my... Oh, it's over. All right, so what were the places here, folks, if you don't mind me asking? So Jack Danger gets Jack gets two, Nick gets one, and that means I go first. Graphics under DMD still say Dracula, by the way. Oh, my man. My man. Yeah, that is a text thing. I just go in here and I change this to say... Oh, cool. So this game came out in 1992 by Williams, just so you folks know. Yeah, this is 32, I think, right? Yep. And now it should say Fishtails. Oh, there you go. Good idea. I'm too willing to say Fishtails. You guys are awesome. Thank you for helping us figure this out. Two points for DT. Yep. Two points. Can you write that down in our thing? Two points for DT. Yes. Here, you write this. You're like, two points. I don't know what points to. Keep tracking yourself. Somebody wants to start a point spreadsheet. You know what I haven't heard in over ten seconds? What? Bluegrass music. Can we start this up? Let's keep this going, folks. Here we go. All three people in, don't get DQ'd. I won, so I go first. So I'm going to do what I did last time. Get an incredible score. Oh my gosh. That's called doinking, folks. When you're juggling the ball and nothing's really happening. And that's called shitting the bed. That is called shitting the bed. That is a good effort. Some dude, he worked at WMS. That's awesome, man. I'm assuming you knew this. Some dude worked at WMS, the slot machine company for Williams. Here we go. That one. Um. You know what, folks? Just for today, that play field is going to stay as dark as it is because we probably have to stop the stream in order to make it brighter. It should go in real time. Why isn't it working? Because... What's going on? It's science, man. You don't understand science. What about bright or difficult? I think that'll blow out the reflections. No big deal. Yeah, no big deal. So that's Nick banging on the... Oh, wait, I did it. Did you see it get brighter? It did work. You're welcome. It literally changed when you hit the machine. I'm banging on the glass. We're good. Good start, Bob. Good start. That's awesome some dude. Hey, table Kim, when you're ready, just tell me when you'd like to have that little write-up done about our sped up and I'd be happy to knock it out. Why is it so hot in here? Is it hot in here to you? I feel okay. You look okay. You look great. I'm sorry. The old Jack Danger multiball. A.K.A. light it up, don't do anything with it. Awesome, Table Kim. Damn it. That's the worst. Get it lit, lose it. Get it lit, lose your shit. Lose your butt. Lose your dick. Butt doesn't rhyme with... I don't even have a million points. You should hurry up. Blanc. Dalmo. Whoa. That's about as quick as a ball can go. You're not going to believe what just happened. Wow. Congrats on the music. Thanks, buddy. That's beautiful. Spum Dude, we're located in the West Loop, sort of Fulton Market-ish. Ashland and Lake. There used to be an old gross corn beet factory across the street that would dump all this delicious-looking pig scrap. Ah, fuck you. And in the summer, it would just undulate. It was incredible. That was my fault. I went for the captain ball, and I didn't want to. You did want to. shouldn't have. So, Nick, tell me what you did wrong there. Well, Jack, what I wanted to do was hit the captive ball over and over again. Oh, see, Bob knows what's going on. Without draining. But what I did was drain. Right. Instead, what I wanted was my video mode. Draining is the process of losing the ball. Right. Yeah. Exactly. What you don't want to do in pinball is drain. In fact, if you don't drain ever in pinball, you could just play forever. Yeah. That's good to know. Yeah, I know. It's like a little mnemonic. Something a little I-D-T-P-F, like play forever, you know? If you don't drain, play forever. Yeah. It's just something to keep in mind when you're playing pinball. Like Bob drained, like he should have done that. Like Bob just drained right there. Oh, yo, look at these scores. Okay, so I have no points. Time to get all the points. Hey, if you folks know any secrets on this game, please mention it in chat. If there's any secrets to be had. What the crap was that? That replay, though. Oh, here's where the money comes from. No, don't do money! Oh, my God. It wasn't even a save, really. It was just a fumble. No big score. Oh, no. Oh, fuck! Ladies and gentlemen, that danger's just pulled out in front. Quit while you're ahead, buddy. Yo, those burps, though. It's all about trust. Folks, trust in your flippers, and they will respect you. Okay. About half the amount. Yo, Nightbot, thanks for doing that. I know you're a robot, and you obviously can't understand what I'm saying, but... Think, robot. You're the bestest robot that's ever been. When they can do what? When they can do things. Then they can also feel unappreciated. Stad robots. All right, so Rock the Boat is ready for me to look at and then go cry in the corner. Yo! Good. You got it. Go cry in the corner. All right. Remove the tilt and pendulum. Yo, some dude has the best tip. Remove the pendulum out of the tilt. That's a good tip. It's true. Unfortunately, if we did that, our games would end up hitting the brick walls here. Porch Collapse says stuff about Twitch that I don't want to repeat because Twitch is incredible and that guy is an idiot. Who's doing Porch Collapse? Porch Collapse's Richie Townsend, if you'll remember, has made multiple appearances on Dead Flip. He's the tall, lanky guy that... I need help from Richie. Should I go for video mode? I'm going to go for video mode. Thanks, Richie. Thanks for your help. Thanks, Richie. You did well. In fact, there's a ball tape, which I'm just going to blast away at this video mode. Gross. No slingshot, huh? Yo, you better blast harder. There you go. Send it on up there, bud. Oh, shit. Catch it. And reject it. Oh, farts. He gets it. Yeah. Obviously, you're playing it, but Richie did say video mode. Thank you, Ri chie. My hero. Nick doesn't like you, Richie. He told me. I love you, Richie. No, that's true. You're out of bullets. Oh my gosh, that's a disaster. How many points do you get for big score? 20 million. 20? Oh. Not saving one bullet lost you $20 million. I'm going to go. Oh, shit. There's 10. 10. And you better get back down because that's not going to wait for you. Get down here, folks. Ah! Get down here! You're wasting money. That is the worst rock of both. Oh, sorry, folks. I let you down. Well, you know you got one at least. Yeah, we got one. Oh, my God. This is a disaster. All of his major money-making opportunities are off the table right now, so he has to go back for multiball. How big was it, Nick? How big was it? Well, I can tell a tail here. Oh, shit. Oh, God. Ah! Sparts it is. Alright, Bob, take it home. Yeah, I know. I mean, thank you. It was nice of you to say that. Oh, look, Nightbot just told everyone to play pinball. I should reduce the amount of times he's allowed to talk in chat. Bob. Those short flippers get you. Get you every time. It's like we're still in the same order as we were in the beginning. All right, so players. So Jack gets another two, so that's four for danger. You're killing this dog. That's two for... Handle this stuff here. You're really doing a good job. Scramble. All right. Let's keep this rolling, folks. Play pinball. Thanks, Nightbot. I love you. You're the best, Mr. Robot. So, currently, Jack is at four. I'm at two. Bob's at zero. And game three it is. Same order. Yep, same order. If we're playing to 15, this might go for, like, four hours. So what do you want to play to? Play to 11. Does that make sense mathematically? Yeah. How about this? We're going to play until we're done. No, let's have a goal. Okay, we'll play to 11. We'll play to 11. Is that fine? Sure. Twitch will say it's fine. We can all win a game, come back, knock you out. Yep. You mean physically knock me out. Don't punch me. Mom? That looks really good. Okay, here's the deal. I feel really good about that. That was beautiful. That ball teleported around the field. That was amazing. That was garbage. So video mode and rock the boat are ready for me. Let's not shoot for those. Because that happens. Love you. All right, good start, buddy. Thank you, champ. You got a lot lit there. I'm going to try to do the same. This is light locks, skid locks, light long cast. Light locks, skid locks. Oh. It does feel good, right? You're right. It does feel good. All right. Begin. Hey stream, how creepy does it look, the room that we're in right now? We have like some weird sand box back there with a face peering out of it. Was that Double Danger? Is that Beast Spangberg? That is a full Beast Spangberg. And Leaf Spangberg, if you're watching, we love you. We love you. We're just, your name sounds so incredible we had to make something out of it. All right, so one lock, I'm in multiball. So I need a great ball one if I can do that. Kill it. Tilt-Bob, I'm just waiting on the Tilt-Bob here. Oh, you know what we need is a Tilt-Bob cam. Holy crap. Let's get a GoPro in there. Yeah. And like a macro lens or some shit. Is there a way to IP into that? It's Bluetooth, right? No, I want to do it live. Is the camera, I mean, can you connect to it through Bluetooth? No, let's just stick it. Oh. Yeah. I mean, it's not going to sync up if you... The creepy part isn't in the background. It's in the foreground. What do you think? All right. I'm going to go for this lock-in here. Dude, DT. Yeah, GoPro's Wi-Fi. We might set up a Tilt Bob cam. That would be nuts. Tilt Bob cam. I mean, I would even want to watch that while I was playing. Needs more Halloween decorations. Okay. All right. Double cross? I've never seen that in my life. You got five million points for something called double cross. At the same time? I've never seen that. That's awesome. So Nick scored one jackpot. He's got two more jackpots to go. He got fresh water, I think. Wait, is it tropical fresh water than deep sea? Is that how it goes? Also, folks, if you lock up two balls instead of one, it's double the jackpot. Right? I'm confirming with the officials. Love each other. Yeah, Tom, I've never seen that before. It's crazy. All right. That was a good dance. I'm sorry. Nick, good freaking ball. I got a jackpot at least, but I could have. I'm stealing it, you know? Both? So you did something where you shot, all right, two balls up, both ramps at the exact same time. It's a double cross, five million points. And it had, like, a cool graphic that looked like a rebel flag, but with, like, fishing lures. I heard it, but I didn't see it. I mean, I was really concentrating. You want me to Skype? You want me to Skype with you, Table Cam? You want to Skype the telecom? Oh, yes. Skype the tilt-top. It's got to be real thin. Are you calling me a shitty USB cable? No, he says not for tilt-top. Oh, yeah, for tilt-top. Blurg. Yeah, that would make sense. That's called multiball. Don't feel humiliated. You're doing wonderful. Why the heck did that just happen? No, but did you see... Double. You're welcome, folks. That's a double jackpot. My phone number will be listed for the ladies in the description down below. Wow. Pistachio. Double huge son of a bitch. Louie. Louie, you're third. Live, you ding. well I shit the bed on that one wait no man that was close that's called JDing the ball or Jack Dangering the ball where you hold the flipper up thinking it's going to stop and it just dribbles off the flipper The old JD shot. Somewhere I got him on JD. Not just you, JD. Shady JD. All right, so I have rock the boat, which I may say for ball three. It's not a bad idea. Video mode is lit. I think I'm going to go for that. It'll be some more long tap to light another multiball. Wait, video mode, I think it is lit. And then get some rock the boat. All right, here you go. Well, everything's lit now. The drop target actually came up for that? Oh, I think we fixed it by beating the crap out of it. Shout out to Gavin's Game Service. If your games are in pain and all you get is the drain, call Gavin's Game Service and he'll make it rain. Points. Wait. I'm not a lyricist, folks. Don't yell at me. Oh, man. Here we go. Tick-tock. Tick-tock, buddy. Touch it. I don't think you're jumping enough. All right. The default five million is what it stopped at. And that's gone to the world now. Get up there. Oh, six million! Six million. He told a pretty good lie. A U-turn is achieved by going halfway up one of the boat ramps and coming down the other side instead of going all the way up and around. And a tilt is achieved by being a jerk and hitting the machine tool. I wasn't being a jerk. You're being a jerk. I'd let that settle down. I would play right away if I were you. So tournament play, when someone tilts, how long do you get to wait? I think in the rule books you have a 30-second or a one-minute break between balls. Other people have told me you have as much time as you want before you start a ball, but then if you're in the middle of a ball, you have to progress play within 30 seconds. 30 seconds, sure. You can't just sit there with it cradled and wait for the tilt to come back. Yeah, you can't just keep the ball there for 30 seconds. You can keep it for 30 seconds, but no longer. Right. But other people have told me for starting a ball, you can just wait as long as you want. Right, because an official will come by and kick the machine and tilt it for you. And you're done. Nick, have you been doing your duty over here? No, not every time. No, I haven't either. I'm sorry. I think Bob's the only one that's gotten any love. So, Table Cam says you can cradle for over 30. I've heard the opposite from, I want to say, Josh Sharp, who is the holding the ball in a cradle champion while he drinks his water Nice shot Oh man DT putting a GoPro under the glass too would be rad I don't know how much camera information we can shove into this. We need eight live video ones. Every camera. We need a shoe cam to see how you stand when you play. Tilt Bob cam. We need a Bob Bob cam. We need a finger flipper cam. You are not allowed to inhibit progression of the game for 30 seconds. Oh, yeah, you're not allowed. Yeah, I think 30 seconds is all you need. All right, so I'm shooting for video mode here and missing. A game. no man i got ripped off hey be be buddies no you did great man i'm sorry so third ball i got rock one to rock the boat and i got video mode lit also and you don't have any locks lit but multiball is part of the uh captive ball shot yeah but three shots there if you hear the three shots there. You think so? I think so. Okay, Mom. Don't show off. I thought you were going to hit that and make me sad. Oh, frick. He's got multiple. Oh, nice, Cable Cam. That's good to know. Oh, it's him. Those mountains in the back are killing it. Oh, my gosh. He misses the big score. Like a ding-dong. All right, now I will go for Rock the Boat. Ten million. With a lock, but it's wasting his Rock the Boat time. Rock that boat. Beautiful. Come on down, baby. Bumpers all day. I got nothing else for you. Come on. Bumpers all day. I drink. Oh, man. You're fine. You're doing great, bud. Bob's about to wreck you right now. Gotcha, Bob. Oh, again. See, I forgot to put your nameplate up. Yeah, I'll do that. But we always do, Bob. We do? Yeah. No fucking way. I mean farting way. All right. Careful. Here's the deal. One second. Remember, don't put anything up in there. That's a secret. That is a secret. So Nick gets two points. That's a green screen. You're green screening. That's what that is. It is. You are correct. That is a chroma key green screen. Don't talk about chroma keys to these people, man. No, I'm sorry. All right, that means I go first. Nick goes first, I go second, Bob goes third. You got this, man. Cinderella story. Just go. Yo, underdog, here. I'll let you out to the veranda. Nicholas, play for an hour. I'll be around. I'm just letting Bob outside. He's got to go to the bathroom. so this comes up over down kick it just don't lock yourself out and for you folks listening that's how you open our fire escape doors so you can do whatever you want some dude I sure said chroma key gelfling do you know Bob Twitchell Nick walks away with supple wrists. Yeah, bathroom. Oh, baby. What about Bob? Remember that movie? What about Bob was, what actor was that? I said Bill Murray. Justin? Somebody here. Justin. Christopher Cross. Harfman. I think you're thinking of... Walk Like a Man with... Christopher Cross. Oh, you mean the... Justin Hoffman. No, you mean Chris Cross, the band. Mickey Jump Jump. Jump Jump, yeah. Baby Steps. Wow, I... Dreyfus. Richard Dreyfus. Julia Louis Dreyfus. She's the main guy. Right. She's the old guy. From Walk Like a Man. No, that's Down and Out in Beverly Hills. Right. With the Girl Scouts troops. Correct. Beverly Hills troop Girl Scouts. Girl Scouts. I don't think talking to a tournament... Ah, whatever. You were asking me all the questions. I think we just confused everybody. Is Julian Scully-Dreyfus in the Girl Scout movie called Down and Out in Beverly Hills? Yes. where Hulk Hogan is a space alien. Just Wikipedia it. And he's living with Doc Brown. Right. And the girl with the three boobs. Right. And the three boobs. And they got the neighbor that is building the, what is it, the racing car. Oh. And there's the quote from it where Hulk Hogan's like, I bet you're going to kick my ass. And they're like, no, man, this is the 90s. We're going to sue you. Oh, that's good. That's good. All right, folks. I hope you got all that. Wikipedia, all that, none of it's correct. Yeah. But that's the one with Marty McFly, right? Marty. Yeah. Where they travel sideways in time. Where they have the storage locker? Mm-hmm. And they're trying to figure out time travels? And they go in that cave and there's like that golden idol and a ball starts rolling at them. Oh, yeah. He tries to do the weight shift. Yeah. Marty McFly. Okay. Here we go. All right. Let's get back to pinball, folks. So all of us have terrible scores going into ball two. Nick has nothing lit, but he has two locks so far. So he's one away from starting multiball. Just like this. Let that go. Come on now. And. Oh. Sad puppy. Oh, wow. All right. Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold that ball. Oh, I can't. I already shot it. Well, keep shooting it, then. All right. Ball held. Is everything okay? All right. You're fine. Keep playing. Does that look okay? No, you look incredible. Look up at the camera. Say your college. New Campbell. Back to the future. Dude, I went to Back to the Future, too. I didn't see you there. I went Back to the Future, too. That was stupid. Nick's coming for it man I want to go outside and let people experience the sultry sounds of me inhaling a cigarette and just enjoying life right now we gotta do our due diligence here and watch Nick Campbell get a double cross sorry Bob it's probably as close as it's gonna get cigarettes don't smoke kids it's terrible for you I think I kicked five of them cigarettes are bad Oh, didn't make it. Didn't make it. No fish finder for you, bud. I'm watching it. There you go. Just one of them. Get a lock. Get a long shot. Get anything. Get a hold bonus. Hold all your bonuses. Here we go. Cute score. Ladies and gentlemen, cute score. You're being weird. Calm down. You're being weird. That's a fast cast. Oh, wait. I'm being weird. Calm down. You're being weird. My graphics? They look good. Thank you. What do you mean? Folks, if you want to see pinball on ESPN, you know, just talk to your local, I don't know, who do you talk to? Your governor? How do you make that work? And tell them Jack Danger needs to do all the sports graphics. Yeah. That's all you need. A little love, a little attention. We have everything you need. We have computer. I have a TI-87, right? Yeah. With, um... Where you can tie boobs upside down. Yeah, right. No, that's the 85. I think the 87 you could actually draw boobs. Oh, yeah. Okay. Come on, Nick. I need to win this one. I'm going to go for long tap. and get video mode, and then let's see what happens. Oh, that ain't going to do it. We'll go all the way around, folks. Long cast requires you to go all the way around the back. Call the crooks who run pro sports. Hit it. There you go. All the way around. There you go, bud. Double time. Triple time. Unintentional stop. Yeah, that was great. Video mode is lit. Holy crap, he is all lit up. By the way, every long cast now I believe is 5 million points. Good to know. Thank you. Oh, you threw it away. You had it in your hands, and you threw it down the garbage. And look at that. It made fun of you by playing the animation still during the bonus. All right, so... You're welcome, buddy. Whatever you want. Just don't feed me. Oh, give that back. Oh, love you. What the... What the frick was that? Alright, so we have a video mode. Alright, so that was hold bonus. Now we need video mode. Nope, that wasn't it. That also wasn't it. Okay, so video mode is ready. Holy crap. Can you post pass on this? Don't try it, folks. Good shot. Yeah. Hey, Bob, look, water tears. Oh, shoot. And there's 52 million. That's my name. You told me to play better. I'm so proud of you, man. I mean, I think I told you. Did you tell me to play better? Mountain Dew. So now if I don't drain right now, and I can get the ball back down, we have $10 million per shot. Oh my goodness. We're hitting nothing, folks. We're hitting... So that's what the animations to Rock the Boat look like. Can you believe I did not touch a single damn thing? And then I hit it after the fact. Because I can. I can believe it. There's a touch of a lean on this machine. This tells me... Super Panda 19, what is up? Thanks for coming. Jack Danger is spanking the gentleman in a very pinball type of way. That's Bob Twitchell on fish tank. He's got it all lit up, folks. And one shot left to the multiball. Oh, crap. Good save. Wild ball. That's five. Yeah, Tom. Good win, JD. All right, so Jack Danger takes another one. So that puts JD. Nick's being a ding-dong. all right let's keep this fishtails train a rolling hey uh do i have a beer cheers there's a halftime cheers folks we just want to say thanks again for coming we're about halfway done with this tournament the winner gets uh something actually why don't you guys recommend what we should do or not yeah what does the winner get when they win this thing. I'd like to know. That'd be good. All right, hang on. We'll watch, we'll watch. Oh, Tom, thanks, dude. Bob, you're... Hold on. I'm going to pull this up for everyone to see because I am a freaking idiot. What? What is it? It says 520 nerds. 523. Is it a hat? No, it's 522RD, because you were 523rd, but then I just changed it. Now it's 520Snerd. What's 2RD? Ah, whatever. Thank you for pointing that out. A swell case of the clap. To the winner goes the STDs. Oh, yeah, an actual clap. What were you saying? I don't know. Let's play. So I've hit nothing. I've double hit nothing. Can you double hit something? Nothing? I'm about to. Mama Cedar Margarita. Good going, Ken. Um, I've made 220,000 points. Oh, my goodness. What am I shooting for? I actually hit a shot. So if you spell lie, you get a bonus multiplier at the end of your ball. Gotcha. Gotcha, bud. You get a million every time you hit that, too, if nothing's lit. Uh-oh, he got 50. How big was it? Well, I'll tell you if I can get my hands on the ball, which I cannot. Two pounds. And here's a tip from some dude. Hit everything as much as possible. Smiley face. Let's say, some dude, I'm going to hit locks. I'm going to hit long cast. I'm going to hit both. I lost you. Super Panda, you're looking for some tips on fishtails, huh? I would say, right out of the gate, everything you want to focus on. Well, I don't know. What would you say are some good tips? Would you go straight for monster fish, or would you try lighting up the... There's usually two different ways people play it. They'll play monster fish mode. I still lost the ball. They'll either play monster fish boat over and over again, 20 million at a time. Or they'll just go for multiballs all the time. That's the two, like, pro- Yeah, so Super Panda, the first way he was talking about was monster fish. And what you do is you hit the lit ramp shots. It'll go back and forth when they're lit up. And once you've collected six shots, they're depicted here as fish. Monster fish animation lights up, and it starts at 20 million and starts counting down from there. But what you want to shoot for to collect it is the spinner that's off here to the left. And that'll start paying out really well. The second way to do it is the second you plunge and it comes around to like start shooting for the caster's club here, the multiball. Get all three of those locks and then start killing the multiball. I guess the third way is to start lighting up the modes here up the middle. And that's getting the long cast, which is the far right loop. And it's got to go all the way around. So when it's coming down, nail it. It's going to come all the way around. And for every time it comes around, it lights up a mode here in the middle of the boat. the first mode is hold bonus that's already lit for you but the second mode is video mode and that thing pays out a lot especially if it has the big score associated with it so like boats go by and you shoot them but if a big BS goes by and you hit that that's 20 million on top of everything you do typically if it's not big score it'll be an extra ball that you collect which is just as good and then the next one above video mode is Rock the Boat, which is hitting the boat ramps. It's $10 million a shot. You'll blow it out. Bob's ready to play. This guy will show you how to get a high score. Tradition. These machines are, I guess, they're Nick's machines. They're Brad Stark's machines. I think that's it. And I guess that's it. I don't own pinball machines. When are you going to buy your first one, JD? When I don't have a studio full of your machines. I'm making room. I'm selling my digital machine to make room. Do it. Oh, yeah, we have a, what's it called, a virtual pin? Yeah, something like that. Nick has a virtual pin for sale. It's a digital pinball machine. It's got all your favorite tables on it, but it's just two monitors. And it's got tilt sensitivity and all that fun stuff. And it's pretty rad. The back glasses look remarkable. It's pretty solid. And it's built into an actual pinball cabinet. Yeah, it's a custom cabinet from VirtuaPin. They've built it all, did all the hardware. It looks just like a real game, but it has TV monitors. And right now it's got 30 games installed, so you just pick what game you want, you can play it. And the whole play field is a 40-inch monitor. Everything's monitored. Yeah, everything's monitored. But it has a real DMD in it. And the ROMs feed the actual DMD information to it. The original rules, the original animation. And it looks just like playing a regular pinball machine. It's pretty rad. If anyone's interested, hit us up in the chat, or I'll get you a link. Tom, thanks for your tips on how to blow the game up, man. I appreciate it. All right, Tom, I'm going to follow your instructions right now. I'm going to follow all day, baby. This is yours, or mine. I think it's mine. Cradle that shit. Thanks, bud. I think you won the last one. So Nick played my ball, which means he's DQ'd out of the tournament, but we're going to let him slide because we're good guys. We're good guys. I think you just deafened everyone on the microphone. Oh, why? I hit it? Yeah. I'm sorry. I love you. I'm sorry. Sorry, folks. Watch your ears. Did I ignore them? I can't believe I did. Type, watch your ears. No. You've got to click on. It's too late. It's over. Wait, here it comes. Oh, the loudness. So that's a solid 30-second delay. What's Tom saying there? Wow. So I gave up on that, but I saved it. If you can dial in the lock shot, the lock shot can be a real pain. Yeah, I feel you, man. The lock shot's a pain, especially on a machine that the drop target in front of the lock shot actually works. Ours is down permanently for some reason. But typically you've got to hit that. Nothing rockets the ball right back at you, and it is crazy scary. Oh, I had that. Oh, wow! That's called Backhand. Oh, what a good night, Bob. Thanks, buddy. What's that about? Is that part of Twitch or something? No, it's a separate thing that I installed. Oh, that's cool. It's like your own little sad robot. He is my little sad robot. You don't have to be sad. He'll just be sad for you. Yeah, he figures it out. Aw. Thanks, Nightbot. No, he's called Nightbot. Can you read him? No. He's just sad at night. Oh, come on. And there's a lie. Nice shot. Thanks, buddy. Oh, super clean. Oh, baby. One more lie. So that's Nick burping, in case you folks are curious. Apparently he doesn't eat things. Burping does it, apparently. I'm trying to bounce it, but it's not bouncing. Let's go for the lock. So that shouldn't have happened, but it looks great. That was good. Gotcha. If you watch... Oh. I don't know. You said you were trying to get the boats. Oh, no. I guess boats was an acronym for... Not acronym. Just anything that goes by, really. Do you guys have the lightning flippers on this machine? We do. These are lightning flippers, yes. And thanks for coming to the stream, brother. Yeah, I don't know if you can see it. What? The lightning flippers. Oh, lightning flippers. So they're the Williams flippers, which are a little shorter. I mean, Williams has regular flippers, too, but they also have lightning flippers that are an eighth inch shorter on both sides. They have actual lightning. Actually, you know what? I think I can show you guys what a lightning flipper looks like. Where is it? Almost. There you go. There's a lightning flipper. You can see the lightning bolt on the flipper, and they're actually shorter than a regular flipper. Oh, sorry, sister. They're shorter by an eighth of an inch, which means the drain, obviously, in the middle is a lot bigger, and the shots feel a lot different than a normal flipper. So it's a lot of getting used to, but it makes the game harder, so it doesn't go on as long. Right on. Yeah, so we definitely have them. That was a view of them. Thank you for coming, sister. Blue Continental. Jack calls everyone brother. Honestly, yeah. I'm every single person that comes across my path. I call brother. All right. Five notes. Five notes is the right way to do it. Jack just called them all brother. Friend. Hey, friend. Hey, partner. No, partner's a little. Partner. Partner's a little personal. Buddy friend. Hey, buddy friend. All right. So. Hello, pinball friend. Stop winning, Jack. Wait. Crystal. That's you? Crystal! Is that Crystal Gamnich? Yay! Hi, Crystal! Crystal Gamnich, everybody. You'll remember Crystal from Friday's episode, Our Last Day on Dracula. Her and Erica DeMarco and Richie Townsend were playing me, and I destroyed them. Aw, you're so humble. I... Yo, so, I'm like the most humble dude in the world. Nice, man. Farts. Good ball, good ball. Super bands suck, my man. Yes, they do. These are not super bands, though. Never. We will not put a super band on any machine we own. No, fuck that. No, it's... They play really weird. Yeah. Like, the rubber is slick instead of grippy like a rubber band, which changes the... If super bands would have been around forever, then they would be the new standard. Right, exactly. But because they're new and they're different, and pinball people tend to be kind of romantic and they want things like they used to. Yeah, Tom says they suck. No bounce for dead flips and they give weird-ass spins. Yeah, they're just different. Super bands suck. Keith Elwin. Yeah, he's not a fan, but he's learned on this type of rubber. Yeah. And all your shots are off. Yep. But it's also, in tournament, means everyone shots off. Yep. Which is just frustrating, but I get it. I get that. Video mode, lock. I've got to do something here, folks. There's a lock. Porch collapse You destroyed Tradition you like Super Bands They look pretty They don play that well Oh, the U-turn. The U-turn is real. Keep it chill. U-turn hype. How we doing? Is this thing still alive? Oh, we have a low battery warning. Honestly, I'm afraid of what it's going to do when it gets too low. I don't want it to, like, deafen people. If you just swap the battery, it'll pop right back in. It's not going to... It'll just go dead for a second. Where do we have batteries? Oh, I guess we don't need that stupid thing, huh? We got rechargeable batteries. They're in that. No, but they're AAAs. These aren't rechargeable. They're on stamps. Oh, they're AAs. Yeah. We got... They're in... Oh, they're all in there. Yeah, the old red rubber was just fine. Folks, give me one second. Everything is low battery. I am so upset. One second. I'm going to kill the audio so you can keep watching. I think it's going to blow static, though, doesn't it? I'm just going to stop. you Seconds up. Ah, crap. Okay, we're back. We're back, folks. Sorry about that. Come on, Bob. We are back. Can everyone hear me fine? I put rechargeable birderies in. I'll check you. Rechargeable battery? I got some love in the chat room, Bob. Yeah, Bob, you got a fan base up in here, man. Oh, dude, it looks good. Rechargeable batteries. Well, I need to make sure they can hear it. All right, so we're... It's weird. It sounds weird. Thanks, Gelfling. Gelfling. Thank you. The 41st Gelfling. Oh, Frick. All right, here we go. So, I'm one lock away from multiball, so we're going to make that shot. Oh, my God. That looks beautiful. Oh, baby, that felt good. Stop. Ding dong. Love each other. Coming under him. Love. Where is the freaking love, man? Ding dong. All right. Well, folks, you know, sometimes when you play a multivol, you just don't want to get any jackpots, you know? Strategic non-jackpotteries. Yeah. I'm all about the, uh... I'm all about the... Where the hell was that dumbass shot earlier? Jarek. Do you know Jarek? I know Jarek. Oh, how about it? Jarek. Hi, Jarek. Good to see you, buddy. Thanks for coming. Get out of there Thank you Okay Man, I love that robot Good job, robot I have a long way to go, folks I have one lock, though I got two middle Captain Ball hits until video mode. And that's all in Ghost Lord. Oh, you'll get that back. Here we go. Nice show. Oh, the multiball. You can do it! Blue Continental is cheering for you. Well, thanks, Blue. I need it. Crystal, no picking favorites, all right? Give me a break. Get it. Oh, God. JD. What? Oh. The timing didn't work out. Oh, my. What the hell just happened? Ah, you confused the hell out of the game just now. He too quickly locked up a ball and hit the jackpot at the same time, so it didn't know what to do with it. And now it thinks it's giving you a ball that is not there. Get it. Other way. Shops in reverse order, please. All right. Backhand, baby. Backhand. Super Panda, favorite machines, huh? We were talking about this Friday, and I'd say the machines that have come out in the last five years, ACDC has to be my favorite, by far. There's like the usuals of Adam's Family and Attack from Mars and stuff, but if I had to play a game for, I don't know, to win something, if I got to pick the machine, it would be ACDC. I just feel really comfortable on it. The game mode changes depending on what song you pick. How about you, Bob? What's your favorite machine? It's tough. It's like picking your favorite child . There's really no... Twilight Zone, maybe? Twilight Zone? Which we have here in the studio, folks. Maybe if you're lucky, we might get some time on that, too. TZ is pretty fun. How about you, Super Panda? What's your favorite machine? Whoa. That's that one. Not that guy. Tom, that looks like actually pretty solid. Oh, my God. That's the third time. You son of a bitch. Nick misses the big score again. You're behind. You both have never done that. All I need is two cart of... Yep. Well, I hope you drain. I mean, I hope you don't drain. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Nick Campbell's doing something we call in the industry as shitting the bed. Oh, no, he's got it. Holy shit. She's yelling at you, bud. Oh, my God. Well, there's five million. You got something out of it, buddy. That is what I wanted. Yeah, Blue. The video mode on this is a lot of fun. Oh, my God. I need to take a break. Go, Key, man. Do not mention Chroma Keys. Hey, folks, remember to hit follow down below. You'll get alerted whenever we go live, but our schedule stays the same. It's 5 o'clock p.m. Central Time. Super fun. Blah, blah, blah. Love you. Love you guys. I love all you guys. You're so great. Thanks for coming here. Watching us play pinball like ding-dongs. Let's give Nick Campbell some sports graphics load here. Wait, this is ball three? Oh, Nick has already beaten me. Super Panda says he prefers Metallica, but his friend's dad knows Dirty Donnie. So I got an in-depth look at the story of how they made it. Really interesting. Yeah, that's awesome, man. Dirty Donnie, huh? Dirty Donnie. You love that guy. His art is so good, right? Metallica is a fun game. We have a pro. We have a pro here in the studio. That was the first week we started streaming. We played Metallica. I think I can see it, right? Oh, yeah, it's this over here. Metallica Pro. Heavy lift. Yeah, man, that is awesome. The shooting the dog as it's running back and forth through the walls and the doors. The video mode on Junkyard. Oh, yeah. That's pretty rad. You have to use, like... Yeah, you're shooting a toad at it. Oh, Bob. Bob! This isn't like you, Bob. You're going to kick my ass. No, no. No, Bob. So, Nick, you won that, yeah? Yes, sir. You ding-dong. I did it. I won it. Are we tied? No, I have one point above you. Really? Yep. All right. Oh, that's awesome, Super Panda. Thanks for checking that out, man. Or thanks for checking that out. We're eight to seven, huh? All right. To zero. I'm going to go first. I won. Good luck. You're going to talk or you're going to fish? fish, man. Come on. All right. Here we go. I watched the promo video of this. Oh, that's really good. Dude, it's absurd. They give a shout out to Bush White. Oh, really? Yeah. Four million. What a surprise. Man was right. I'm just trying to be careful, Panda. You never know. What? I said, thanks, man. I mean, let... Yes. No, you... Just keep playing. I love you. Hit your ramps. Whoa, that would have been an accident. Man, rechargeable batteries, that's where it's at. No reason to throw them away. Yeah, those Amazon ones are like $10 per piece, something like that. Oh, baby, $10. And we got a charger. And I got the big old charger, so you just keep them going. Beautiful. Hey, Bob, is it raining out there? Sprinkling? It is sprinkling in Chicago at the moment, folks. Also, if you visit us on Facebook and give us a message, if you're in the Chicagoland area, hit me up. You're more than welcome to come play here, folks. We want to battle everybody, every freaking person we can get our hands on. Where's the love, man? Double cross. You did it again. Oh, monster fish. And he nails it. Oh, my gosh. Oh, farts. Come on. Clean. Clean living. Clean. Oh, my goodness. J.D. That was a Jack Danger, folks. That is the official J.D. That was like textbook. That's a J.D. chroma key right there. J.D. chroma key. That's it. Official. Motherfucker. Nick Campbell there. You may remember his name from the winner of C-Division. Oh. Of IFPA 16? 15? 16? 16. I think 16. No, last... The one that just happened was Jack Fenson. Yeah. Anyway. You just saw my stats. I'm a terrible pinball player. Blah, blah, blah. Oh, that was bullshit. Let me check my, uh... Let me check my cooler. Yo, bring that out. Fill it up with coolers, man. I want a drink out of that thing. Oh, baby. Is that hard to play when it's like this? That's not blocking the DMD or anything, is it? Yeah. So when Nick won that thing, he brought it back to the office, filled it up with Coors, and proceeded to drink from it. Coors! KnifeBot, oh man, you're the shit. Super Panda, get over here. 12 hours ain't nothing. What's 12 hours? Plus, Pinball Expo's coming up. You get to go see everyone else that's fun and awesome. Yeah, pinball royalty. You can hang out with us ding-dongs, but then you can hang out with, like, actual people. You can hang out with real celebrities. Real pinball celebrities. It's a thing. It's real. Bob's a pinball celebrity. Yes, he is. Bob Twitchell, everybody. Robert Twitchell. Heard of the Who again? Oh, yeah. They won the Chicago Pinball League. You're saying this machine looks more intimidating than Dracula? No way. This machine is way more fun for beginners. You're correct. Bob, give me a break. Here's what's happening. You got this, bud. No. Dr. Robert, I presume? Dr. Robert. Dr. Robert. Well, okay, no. We're not by any means saying that fishtails is easy. I guess we're just saying that it's... They're safer shots, for sure. Oh, slow eye. Sorry, bud. Excuse me. Doing great. So there's a button right here that you push, and that launches the ball. You got to sweep it. Sweep it. Oh, you got it on your head. Is there a secret? No. Eventually, third player's ball. Dr. Robert. Hey, y'all coming in here? Hey, I didn't ride my motorcycle today. I can get drunk. Let's get drunk. I mean, let's drink root beer. Oh, Bob. You're breaking my heart, Bobby. Okay, here we go. See, what Bob's doing is he's playing like he is until we make it interesting. And then he hustles. Yeah. That's awesome, man. K3V2. Thanks for coming. Let's look at this fancy finger you got here. Oh, baby, that's it. Dude, that is a hell of a lineup you got there. And a big fancy television. Oh man, he's got a Shadow of Johnny the Monarch. He's got a Doctor Who. What is that off in the corner there? I can't make it out. No Fear? What are you doing? That's awesome. Oh my God, the Doctor Who is real. little bit uh super panda i don't know i don't know just creating random links somehow k3v2 that like seriously that's a rad setup you got there. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Pressure's on. Stay up in the pops all day. How did I do that? All day. Stay up there. Pick the shots. Aw. Wait, how would Joe say what you just did? Help! All right, pardon me. Pardon me, sir. I was just playing, though. Yeah, but then you tilted like a ding-dong. Man, I was feeling good on that. Here we go. So I've hit nothing. Oh, you know what we should do is write lyrics to this, huh? There are. This is Get a Line, right? Get a Line? Isn't that a drug reference? You Get a Line? Drugs didn't come out until like the 70s or 80s. The Beatles invented drugs, didn't you know that? They created the first drug. Yes. It was called love. President Lincoln and the Beatles both created the first drug. President Lincoln? Yeah. Abraham? Yeah. J.D., classic. You saw it here, folks. High five, folks. De Tonto. More games. Holy farts. You used to have a tranny. Wait, does Molly? Oh, my God. Dude. Oh, man, you have a Judge Dredd with the topper. If he sold one of those, he could finish his basement. I am stupid. What does that mean? I don't think that was mean. I think that was hilarious. Man, I've played my share of Judge Dredds, but I have never seen the topper on one before. That is a fun game. We had one here at the studio for a long time. Let's go, Bob. Balls and ball, baby. Yeah, K3. Give us a holler. We'll show you how we got our stuff set up here. Super cheap, super easy. What's that? That's a K3 V2. K3 V2, man. That's a collection. Yeah, you got a solid collection there, bud. All right, Bob's got the jackpot lit. No, it's going to stay lit. It's going to stay lit. You just got to get it. Fucking, I mean, farting. Farting poop farts. Oh, no. We'll pull this back in. There we go. You get a line, I get a pole, honey. babe. You get a line, I get a poem. We'll go down to the fishing hole. That's the lyrics to... That's awesome. If you're filling your garage up, man, that's where you go. That's your garage? I take it all back. That's amazing. Yeah. Yeah, holy tilt. Bob has died. He is on the floor with a knife in his stomach. What is AC/DC like? My local arcade has it, but never puts it out. Super Panda AC/DC is the most incredible. I don't even know how to explain it. The songs change how you make your points. Everything's backhandable. It's got a cannon. It's got freaking lower playfields if you have the premium. Bob is dead. Bob's good, I think. Hey, so what's the point scenario there? I got two. You got one, and Bob is dead. So I got Nick got two. Bob is dead. I got one. Can you hear anything? Like a blanket or something? You know what? Bob, you're coming back. I feel it. I like my bodies out in the open. Yeah, I'm a professional. Love the props. Who goes first? I do. I think I won that one. Nick, wait. What is your IFPA ranking again? Oh, let's check. Five something? 65. I've got to step it up here. Bob, you're higher than me, aren't you? Oh, yes, it's true. It's on there, right? Yeah. But it's 300, so it's true. So Bob is better than you. Bob, you're way higher than I am. Bob is better than you are. I'm extremely ranked. All right. Rank. So we are tied, J.D. You and me at nine? Yeah, we're tied at nine. We're playing 11, which means this win wins it. So unless Bob wins. No, there's no winning by two. We're just taking it. This is it? Yeah. Win or win it? Unless Bob wins. But if Bob can't win because we'll get one point and then... What are you talking about? If Bob wins this, we still have to keep playing. Yeah, but one of us will get one point, and then we'll play another game. No, Bob will win twice. Bob's score will be so grandiose. It'll be so big that we get zero. Both of us get zero points. Okay, folks. Farting, pooping great? Oh, man, Super Panda. You know what? If you're going to swear, swear like a three-year-old. Fart and poop, man. All right, here we go. Final game. This is fart, poop, and incredible. Final game. It is the final game if I win. It's the final game if I win. No, if I win. If you win, you gotta keep going. Then play, Ding Dong. Bob for the win. You got this. See? Yo. They're pulling for you. You got this. The computer is pulling for me. Oh, tough terrain, bro. Man, there's a bunch of jointing going on. If Bob gets the super jack, give him automatic win. You know what? That's fine with me. Keep your eye on the bat. I mean, oh, my poop. Can you stop swearing? Everyone in the chat, I'm sure, is only like 13 and younger. I saved it, and then I drained it. That's what it's talking about. Keep your eye on the bat, Bob. A million points. Cute score. I'm going to talk and fish. Give me a break. Live. Are you going to talk or are you going to fish? That was my terrible... Wait. Is it Clint Eastwood? How do you talk like Clint Eastwood? No, that's like the guy from Home Alone. Wait, which one? Damn. Now, there's one of those locks that was too clean, and it doesn't know what happened. You can call that a knife. Oh. From all along. Oh, right. Like, no. I'm trying to think of a quote from that. This is a knife. From all along. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Home Alone. John Wayne, thank you. Listen, see, we're pissing people off, don't swear. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I promise you no one gives a shit. Well, you got a good ball there, pilgrim. That was good. That's the dude from Home Alone. Keep the change, you filthy animal. Kaldrum. Win it, D! They call me J.D. Oh, boy. Because I like to drink pee. I don't know how to rap. You know how to rap. You're still not a Ryan. Oh, that's right. You don't know how to spit. I don't know how to spit fire. Oh, that was a weird noise. Wait, get it. Come on, baby. Come on. Yep. Oh, come on. You get it? Yo, I got roared. You didn't get it. I got fat freaking robbed. You got rebarbed. I got rebarbed. Also, mom? Not good anymore. Mom? Are you having... You feel a monkey punk? Oh, yeah, Crocodile Dundee from Home Alone 2. Home Alone 2. Yeah, when he was in Australia. That's not a knife. And his mom's like, Kevin! Again. Yeah. And then he's in there like, that's not a knife. Right, because Crocodile Dundee's in the bar with Kevin. Yeah. And some dude pulls out a knife on him. This is a knife. Mike. Bob. Bob, that's your phone. You're getting all the... Hey, what the hell was that? What was that video? Was that just the fish eating the ball? It was like the fake extra ball video or something. Okay, folks. Ghostbusters. That's the movie. Right. With Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi. Where they're in the sewer with a ghost train. Yeah, and they get covered in the ooze and turn into ninjas. Right, right. They got the Statue of Liberty. All right, here we go. We're really great at movie trivia. Yeah. Can you feel it? Shoot the farting ball. All right. Whoa. I got slow eyes, folks. Yeah. Slow eyes. Not playing well. The eyes are slow, but the slippers are weak.