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Star Trek Pinball Premium Let's Play

Dead Flip·video·3h 7m·analyzed·Feb 3, 2021
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TL;DR

Jack Danger plays Stern Star Trek Premium Edition, highlights RGB LEDs and lasers, notes slingshot sensitivity issues.

Summary

Jack Danger from Dead Flip streams a gameplay session on a Stern Star Trek Premium Edition pinball machine. The stream focuses on mechanical setup (troubleshooting audio connections), gameplay mechanics, and comparisons to other Star Trek tables. Danger highlights the Premium Edition features including RGB LED playfield inserts, laser toys, and color DMD, while noting some sensitivity issues with slingshots. The tone is casual and humor-driven with frequent chat interaction.

Key Claims

  • Star Trek Premium Edition was the first title with RGB LED stock

    medium confidence · Jack Danger stating this during gameplay commentary

  • The color DMD upgrade costs approximately $400 extra

    medium confidence · Jack Danger answering chat question about why color DMDs weren't original equipment

  • Jack Danger holds the world record for fastest Away Team Shot one-handed completion

    low confidence · Jack Danger claiming this during gameplay, but unverified and possibly joking

  • Star Trek (Premium) features different ball feed behavior from Pro Vault Edition on left scoop

    medium confidence · Jack Danger comparing editions mid-gameplay

  • Star Trek was designed by Steve Ritchie and released around 2013

    high confidence · Jack Danger introducing the game at stream start

Notable Quotes

  • “This game is a fantastic specimen of what you might consider like a perfect pinball game.”

    Jack Danger@ 19:24 — Overall assessment of Star Trek Premium Edition quality

  • “This game is a hundred times better than Star Trek: The Next Generation, right? That game can just... eat a bag of epoxy.”

    Jack Danger@ 26:26 — Comparative opinion on different Star Trek pinball machines

  • “Every frickin' insert on this is RGB. What? Every heckin' insert on this is RGB.”

    Jack Danger@ 38:37 — Emphasis on Premium Edition's RGB LED feature as standout characteristic

  • “I wasn't convinced I needed the color DMD until now, right?”

    Jack Danger@ 35:26 — Shift in perspective on color DMD value during gameplay

  • “Steve Ritchie, you outdid yourself buddy.”

    Jack Danger@ 42:39 — Recognition of designer's work on game mechanics

Entities

Jack DangerpersonGavinpersonSteve RitchiepersonStern PinballcompanyStar Trek Pinball (Premium Edition)gameStar Trek: The Next Generation PinballgameGrand Prix PinballgameGhostbusters PinballgameDeadpool PinballgameWilly Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (Standard Edition) Pinballgame

Signals

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Captain's Chair appears to be significant wizard mode objective requiring specific shot sequencing; Away Team mode identified as best mode to save for end

    low · Chat requests focus on Captain's Chair; Jack Danger says 'We're probably going to play it tomorrow' and discusses mode strategy

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Steve Ritchie's design approach on Star Trek emphasizes clean, playable shots and action button integration for physical playfield interaction

    medium · Jack Danger: 'For action buttons doing stuff physically on the playfield this one is my favorite' and praising shot design quality

  • ?

    product_strategy: Premium Edition distinguishes itself from Pro Vault Edition through laser toys, color-changing apron, and different ball feed behavior on left scoop

    medium · Jack Danger identifies specific Premium Edition features: 'laser toys, I believe the shipment or shipping moves launching activation sequence some other stuff'

  • ?

    product_strategy: Star Trek Premium Edition features RGB LED playfield inserts as stock equipment, presented as significant visual upgrade over earlier versions

    high · Jack Danger repeatedly emphasizes 'every heckin' insert on this is RGB' and notes full RGB LED playfield during gameplay commentary

  • ?

    product_concern: Slingshot sensitivity issues on Premium Edition machine requiring adjustment and causing gameplay frustration

    high · Repeated complaints about dead/insensitive slingshots throughout stream: 'right slingshot is dead', 'slingshot crap is hurting my solenoid'

Transcript

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0:00
Thank you. More hot jams, people. I mean, I mean. I do enjoy the hot James nights. Last night was fun.
1:07
I had a blast last night. It was good to jam on an EM, too. Ooh-wee. Tater, how you doing, buddy? We're not going to take it.
1:26
No, we ain't going to take it. We're not gonna take it Any now Doing great Played a bunch of Rick and Morty last night Gonna play some more tonight Hell yeah That's awesome dude What is your go to place For playing pinball in Vegas Cause I never knew of any like legit Places to go Good times, player one, round one Oh Is that three different places?
2:13
Player one, round one Alright, cool Good times You need it Oh, there we go This placement might be a little too close Keeping your head above water Making your way To temporary layoffs Good times Where's Wonka? We're saving it We promised this game today We're going to do Wonka probably tomorrow.
2:58
Probably. I just wanted to make sure we could give it a full stream because we were super late yesterday.
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  • ?

    technology_signal: Color DMD technology adoption on Star Trek represents upgrade path for SAM-era games, with $400 cost premium noted as barrier to original equipment

    medium · Jack Danger: 'Color DMD is an extra $400. That's a lot of money to stack onto a pinball machine'

    • 3:24
    I think the wife and I came to an agreement that I am just not going to put up blinds on the windows.
    3:38
    I think we're just going to leave it open. And if I'm, you know, some drunk idiot in a Zenta suit, let people look. Let them watch. It is one of my favorite full-featured certain DMD games like Ghostbusters. Yeah.
    3:57
    Sorry, I'm just getting it all set up for you. For you. Alright. There's no way that's how short the power cable is.
    4:11
    Shit. That's how short it is. All right. A few, too, I guess. Temporarily. Unfortunately, full stream, please. You'll get a full stream.
    4:50
    You'll get a full stream of Wonka, if that's what you're saying. Yeah, it's coming. Keeping your head above water. I have to admit, when I played this pin, I loved it. You have to have the premium, in my opinion.
    5:07
    When will it be possible to stream in 144? I don't know. What the hell is 144 hertz? Is that a sound thing? Or are you looking to get a monitor to do something weird?
    5:21
    The Eggman, 69 months. Nice. Yo, can I get some nices in chat, please? Let's go. All right. This game has a color DMD, so... Oh, we're samming up here, huh?
    5:44
    This shit's full sam. Tell me that you have an audio jack. You probably don't. Serial port, power. Is there a 3.5 on the SAM system? Internet, does anyone know?
    6:06
    I don't see one. Nice. Yeah, shit. Okay. So what you're telling me is I need to alligator clip something. What is this? Okay, that ain't it.
    6:39
    We're looking at red. Lots of red. Follow the red and you're dead. Where the hell does the audio go? Audio jack to phono. Always that one cable missing. Worldwide problem. Well, no, I just don't know if there's a 3.5 jack on the SAM board itself.
    7:02
    I don't see one. So now I just have to discern where the audio... I think I'm just going to have to hijack the audio.
    7:13
    Alright, we're just going to have to hijack it. Alright, that's fine. That's fine. 69, baby. Yo, walko!
    7:22
    Nice. Can I get some nice-as-in-chat, please, internet? Can we get a nice-in-chat? I excuse me friend what the hell did you say to me um yo Wonko thank you so much my dude and magic ditto 31 months at tier 2 frick and Wonko at the 69 at tier 3 y'all are banana today thank you kindly alright so that's not plugged into anything.
    8:02
    This is going to be all the audio. Is it all the audio? I don't know how I'm going to do this. Where's red and white?
    8:22
    I'm sure Gavin loves me fucking around inside of his games like this. Sorry, I haven't streamed a Stern DMD in so long, I don't know where to find anything. Pigeon, thank you for 39 months. Oh, hi.
    8:39
    All right, we're looking for red and white. Red and white. Okay, we're up here. We're going along here.
    8:49
    That doesn't look like audio. Where the fuck does the audio plug in, Internet? Tell me. Oh, this says audio right here. Literally right here.
    9:03
    Okay, I found it. So, I'm just going to unplug this. Okay. Alright. Alright, I found it. Okay, yeah, we're good. Has anyone asked if this is real pinball for this? It is going to be real. Why do you ask?
    9:31
    Keeping your head up the water. What's up, Jack? What's up, Ice Guy? That lineup, though. Yo, it only gets better. Trust me. Trust.
    9:39
    It's a joke. Is this real pinballs? Duh. Real pinballs. Duh. this I think should work cross your flangers all right I don't like this resting on the fluorescent tube but I don't really have an option all right let's see what we got power oh look at that you like those lines yeah you gotta have that color DMD what are you talking about I like lines it'll go away once I cover this up I just want to make sure the game audio is good alright so we're getting no audio there this is generating no audio oh let's go in the static Gavin you took the key with you hold on I gotta get my key
    11:26
    where's my special Gavin key uh oh Uh oh. Did it lose it? Oh no, internet fucking... Is it really lost? Oh, we've got a dinghy row.
    12:16
    Well, that's an issue. We're getting no audio. Huh. Hmm. Let me try something. Stortrock. Biden truck, I'm sorry.
    13:02
    What are you talking about? Oh, these flashers are gross. Jim, there's a cliff up ahead. Emperor, what's up?
    13:15
    Hold up. Is this game going to have... I can hear audio now. Oh, I found the key! I never find stuff that I lose. Ever.
    13:33
    Alright. We're back in business, ladies and gentlemen. We're back in business. We found it. Key, Pog. It's key to Gavin's kingdom.
    13:48
    It's uncommon that anyone should have this key because Gavin... Gavin keys all of his games with this cylinder.
    14:01
    And, you know, if someone wanted to start sneaking some cash, like if I wanted to go steal money from Gavin,
    14:10
    but we ain't about that life. All right, so there should be a headphone volume setting in utilities.
    14:28
    Is it adjustments? Wait. Diagnostics? No. Utilities should have a sound setting. USB menu. Yeah, hold on. time price where's the audio I'm like so used to the newer sterns settings
    15:12
    huh fail validator game restart knocker volume off um 10 initials god Gavin knows me so well speech music allow g-rated speech oh only g-rated speech that's a hard pass um no it's not music attenuation It's literally...
    15:53
    So nothing's coming through. I don't want to blow your ear balls off. Is that the pin? What? Oh, let me make sure it's plugged in all the way. Because I think it's set for like ding-dongs.
    16:16
    So if it comes over here... Alright, so it's definitely... ...on location spot. I know, get ready. When... when I can finally open up, I want people here.
    16:41
    Okay, I see audio. Alright, good. I gotta do that stupid shit or like three people are gonna bitch. There.
    17:15
    Perfect. All right, let me see if this controls it. Oh, hell yeah. Those three people know who they are.
    17:46
    Does that sound good? Game looks a little washed out. The color balance of the camera is a little off. We're good? It's loud? Okay.
    18:05
    Color balance of the game is off. We're getting there, y'all. That fixes that problem. Turn you off real quick.
    18:24
    Thanks for doing this stupid shit. It sounds like sound. Alright, now we gotta clean it. Oh, that looks good. Space. You'll find no good in space. Alright, this is it.
    19:07
    Oh, I forgot that Steve voiced this game. What a dork. Does his own call-outs. Great, thanks, you're welcome. This game looks more challenging than the Grand Prix. This game is a fantastic specimen of what you might consider like a perfect pinball game.
    19:39
    Right. Any nopers in chat about that? Okay, so that looks good, that looks good. and then we can use this camera for freaking something. I don't know.
    19:54
    Or just turn it on. Have it on. Awesome game. One of the best games of recent. I agree. This game is fantastic. You guys like my little zippy? I've got to turn the heat off and grab some water. Hold on.
    20:47
    My little zippy. Now, folks, I'm going to need some help remembering how to blow this game up. 45 character max for prediction sucks. Oh, really? It is. They also, uh, the dirtiest of the mechs they prep all over. Oh really? Seems a dirty bird, huh? I wonder why. I wonder why this game is so dirty. Alright, I know how to fix that, don't worry. the stupid thing to help the people.
    21:44
    Hold on, I've got to untape it to re-tape it. Frickin' trash. Okay, there we go. Much better. Uh, prediction is captain's chair, first non-task game. Ooh!
    22:11
    That, I don't even know how to get that. Please don't overload my encoding. Alright, I think we're ready.
    22:27
    Good evening, Pinettes! Welcome back. Let's try that again and hit the microphone. Good evening, Pinheads! Welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. My name is Jack Dangerton Knight. We have a special treat. It's been a very long time since we've had a decent Stern DMD-era game in here. And this one's one of the best. This is Star Trek from Stern Pinball. This game is the Premium model. This is not the Vault Edition. So this is, what do you think, like 2013? This game probably came out. Designed by Steve Ritchie, this game is fantastic. So, let's turn a full-time gig now? Huh? Streaming is my full-time job. Even though it's part-time. What a game!
    23:14
    Wait, where's the thing? That bit will do it right. Alright. Everything looks good? We're gonna play a quick test game just to make sure we're level and then we'll talk a little bit.
    23:31
    Oh god, that's a monster! Alright, so the right slingshot is dead. The left slingshot is dead. Am I missing something?
    23:56
    Wait, did that fire? Maybe it's not dead. This is an OG premium. I'm going to shoot at the slingshot.
    24:17
    Whoa, the kickback almost got it. I got to shoot at the slingshot. But this does have the lasers in it. This does have the lasers in it.
    24:26
    I bought this game when it came out, it's weird seeing the color DMD and it being pink. Nice. Ronan, how you doing, bud? I just need to know that my, uh... ...sleech out's working. It doesn't look crumbly. Okay, they're just... they're just REALLY not sensitive. I'm still... I'm still on the fence about whether or not the one on the right works at all.
    24:56
    I'm trying to shoot it on purpose, Internet. Yeah, there's lasers on this one. Oh, it worked! Okay, they're just not sensitive. That's fine.
    25:11
    It's just going to take a little tweaking. I love the color D&D on this game, by the way. Oh, that's going to be really hard to deal with. The slingshots.
    25:20
    Nah, fire. What's the difference with the premium? Laser. toys, I believe the ship moves launching activation sequence some other stuff oh, it's got a kickback, a physical kickback like that, see I mean, Debris okay, we really gotta find that truck found it I found it.
    25:58
    Ship rock side to side. Ah. Okay. I think we're good. Your nipples are sensitive, though. It's true. Bingy, how you doing, buddy?
    26:14
    Oh, I didn't know that box would came back around the... All right. I'm feeling it. Um, what else could be problematic?
    26:26
    This game is a hundred times better than next gen. Star Trek The Next Generation, right? I love that game. That game can just...
    26:35
    eat a bag of poop. That game is hard, bro. That game is so fucking hard. And it's exclusively the shape of the slingshots.
    26:52
    They suck. Where it has the extra angled thing, I just karate chopped my light off of this thing. I get 4-3 lectures, so I got it. Start your next generation. That game... the sling shots kill me on that game. Just don't miss, got it.
    27:19
    Alright, so that's using an opto. We're just feeling this out. I'm not collecting that extra ball unless we accidentally get it like that. School, this was your first pin? Ooh, baby. Hey kids, what's up, arcade hunters? I want bronze. You're supposed to go under the flipper to get, like, your silver and gold, right? That's how... I hold the world record, by the way.
    27:56
    Alright, and this is recorded somewhere. I have the world record for the fastest mode completion away team shot one-handed.
    28:12
    Using, I think, face jump, playing one-handed, and shooting under the flipper one-handed. Probably DMD fancy. Yeah! Although I should probably turn off... what game is that? Is that Deadpool? Oh, Deadpool's Rainbow Mania. Oh, it's good? Hold on. I gotta like, hang something. Super specific right there.
    28:48
    This we will not forgive. Or forget. Whatever, I don't give a shit. Just look at the glare. With this game, I like that it's straight into full action. So, something... Yeah, yeah, I'm there too.
    29:08
    Alright. We're gonna drain this so we can have a little... Internet, you're grounded by the way. I think for action buttons doing stuff physically on the play field this one is my favorite being able to like yo test for echo one heckin year test thank you so freaking much internet flippers and butts up love you test thank you thank you
    29:45
    We're just, we're just a test game. Just to feel it out. I need to know what is working and what isn't.
    29:56
    Good. War is coming. I forgot how much I like this game. Test game by the way, internet. Test game with Super Wham.
    30:31
    Is he good? Yeah. I've been heckin' bizzle. There's the edible. Uh, apparently not. The GoPro's in the way, by the way. For using the action button. Wait, hit the black hole! Oh my god. All you have to do is hit the black hole and you're ding-dong. Like that. But too soon. Two exponers multiplier. I like these graphics. I like the... I like the, what's it called, the blended pixels. Feels good.
    31:12
    That chip has some serious movement. Yeah. My name is Cobb. This flingshot not working is seriously throwing me, throwing me for a loop. Because it's killing motion. You know?
    31:28
    It's killing, it's killing momentum. Who the hell does that genetic experiment think he is? Your crew requires oxygen to survive. Mine does not.
    31:52
    It's a cool screen. Yeah. It's all about that color D&D, baby. All right. Sorry, we're just feeling out the first game, and then I'll get to you.
    32:00
    Khan, you bloodsucker. You want us? Come and get us. You are a murderer. No, I don't want any more down without a captain. Mission start. Not a dull second ever. Oh, also that feed out of the scoop on the left is also different between the pro and the premium. On the pro it just sort of hoops it back at you. On the premium it jumps into my way.
    32:36
    Shoot the mini-targets, 20 seconds. Although seeing the top link kind of things, yes. Did I hit one?
    32:52
    Oh, and the color-changing apron, right? I think that's premium LE-specific. Does anyone know? Yeah.
    33:06
    Check out. Oh, I hit that. It is? Alright, cool. War is coming. And the screenshot finally wakes up. Cool.
    33:27
    Sometimes you can make that center ramp with the uh... Oh, did I finish it? Alright, we're out here, apparently. free melee only I don't know if you know this but the enterprise cannot beam you back until you turn off the drill. alright well let's destroy it, Sully.
    33:54
    first you gotta turn off that drill the frickin away team is so lit all right for a practice game we're doing okay Oh, I didn't have the flipper.
    34:35
    Playing with his balls. Warp hate. Oh wait, what am I doing? What is this? What shot is this? I cannot find that shot from the left flipper at all.
    34:57
    Give me the loot. That broke the opto, so it counted. I'm not going to death save.
    35:15
    This is a premium. It's Gavin's. I'm not going to... All right. I'm feeling good about the game. I wasn't convinced I needed to tell her DMD until now, right? It's pretty.
    35:30
    Spacé. The final frontier. I gotta make room to hit the action button. It's a heavy action button game.
    35:43
    New civilizations. Has gone before us. Okay, I can hit the button there. Parking, thank you. Alright, let's pay the parking. It says your parking will expire 25 minutes ago.
    35:56
    How long have I been streaming? It was like right when I went live. Bro, come on. Point the dong cam at the shippo.
    36:06
    At the shippoo? No. You guys are going to seize up. I don't want to do that. Wham! It's not mine. It's Gavin's. I'm not going to wham it. Big wham. All right. How's everyone doing? I hope you all had an awesome evening. I do have a parking pass. I put it on my coat so I remember to bring it home and put it in my car.
    36:37
    Are color DMDs that advanced that they couldn't have installed them originally? I mean, it's just a cash thing. Like, a color DMD is an extra $400.
    36:50
    That's a lot of money to tack onto a pinball machine. 400 bucks is a lot of money to tack onto a game.
    37:01
    Dammit, Jim, I'm a pinball wizard, not a doctor. Wait. Take that, flip it, reverse it. So this game was dropped off by Gavin.
    37:10
    Everything seems to be working on it. The slingshots could be a little bit more sensitive. But we're just going to play it how it lies. There's DIY version 2 if you're keen on solder. Ooh, pass.
    37:21
    Hard pass. Look at the light show on this game, too. Oh, there's lights going up the ramp? Is that aftermarket?
    37:31
    Damn. That's beautiful. Adjust them? Nah, dude. If anything, this is going to make it harder to play.
    37:44
    It's going to make it harder to play. I have not played the wonky yet. We're probably going to play it tomorrow.
    37:53
    I'm going to be at Stern all day tomorrow, so probably tomorrow or Friday. We'll see. Friday, I'm telling you straight up, we're going to be late because we're working with Twitch on something, and I need to be available until 7.30 my time. I might be able to bust out early, so fingers crossed. I hate dead slings. Yeah, it's painful.
    38:19
    Premium LE, I think, was the first title with RGB LED stock. It's beautiful, right? Look at it. Oh, look at the, oh, look at it.
    38:30
    Every, wait, every heckin' insert in this game is RGB. What? Every frickin' insert on this is RGB. Oh my god.
    38:43
    Iron Man Friday? Uh, maybe. Maybe. Alright, let's hop right into the gameplay. I'm not gonna bore you with my day. So let's just bang it out, shall we?
    38:55
    Cheers to everybody. I love you. Don't forget to go for captain's chair. If you all voted, let's get some captain's chairs.
    39:06
    Big money. Is the game loud enough for you? Playfield's gorgeous, it really is. Prost! Nastrovje! Chin chin! All right. Big money, no whammies. Beyond.
    39:23
    I want to hear about your day. Thanks, bud. It was nothing special. Just a lot of work. Something. There's this thing I'm doing at work and it keeps getting pushed back. And it's just. It is what it is.
    39:38
    All right. Let's get it. Why did I start a space jump? I didn't mean to. But we already plunged. So here we go. Holy shit.
    39:54
    So, just you know, Warp 3 lights our extra ball. Oh, the flasher that pops there, makes me want to rip my eyeballs out of my head.
    40:04
    It's called Debris. I just heard a noise. All right, shoot the vengeance. So, I'm just trying to get through this to Captain's Chair. I'm not trying to get points, right?
    40:37
    Got it. Mode completed. Moving on to the next one. Happy Inauguration Day, everybody. Through. you. Easy silver, baby. Easy silver. Okay, so we haven't decided which shot is easier for starting a mode. I don't think it's under the flipper, though. The virtual STI play is an Eevee at warp knight? Oh. I mean, you can adjust it, obviously. Okay, we wasted that. Pops, four more points. Don't need it. Oh, dead pops! Freaking dead pops, bro.
    41:33
    Alright, next. What is across the bottom? I can't remember how to do this. It doesn't matter. You gotta line up the grid and make some grid shit. There's our extra ball. Woo, I like this game.
    42:05
    Oh my god. Wait, why didn't it give me my extra ball? I want to own a Grand Prix? Hell yeah.
    42:19
    Playing that game with hot dams definitely helped. Definitely hurt. The manual override. Shit. That's not the shot I wanted. That was. God, the shots are just so clean.
    42:39
    Listen, Steve Rispy, you outdid yourself buddy. Okay, one target. One shot, one kill. What is the noise in here? It sounds like something's falling off the game. Oh.
    42:58
    Something was falling off the game. Oh, that would have been sick. There it is. Mode completed. Ooh, gold medal, baby. Let's hecking go.
    43:18
    All right, moving on. We'll do crime directive just to get that line. Good, good. I'm saving my multiball for a more difficult... That was the slingshot screwing us, by the way. I'm just putting that out there for you. That was the slingshot effing us hard.
    43:49
    It didn't fire. Rick. Excuse it. The slingshot doesn't freaking work. Look at that. You see this? Did you like that behind the flipper shot? Yeah, you did.
    44:20
    I'm trying to get that winner. Oh, the laser's going, by the way. Probably can't make that out. Dude, we are under the flipper all day.
    44:47
    Ball once. Got backhand, though? It works when it wants to, true. All right, game. So that mode's done, right?
    45:11
    No? Okay. Oh, good. Ooh, we got a gold medal. There's Warp 3. Boom, boom. Extra ball, let's get it. Missed.
    45:32
    I almost dreamed trying to get the extra ball, though, by the way. Alright, there we go. Goink! Final shot, moving on.
    45:43
    EVP PEAK! God, this game feels so good. Like, it... see? It just worked then. Now I got my super ramps.
    45:55
    Wait, I didn't get captain's chair, did I? Oh, is captain's chair just three... three in a row or something? What the hell is captain's chair? Isn't there also something about like stacking those 3Ds or something? I can't remember how to Okay, Slingshot woke up, Slingshot woke up
    46:32
    Captured his chair does not equal Kobyaki. Oh, okay. Litty titty. We're powering up our weapons. Just the three in a row? Nice. Hi, Christopher. I'm Neo. Hi Christopher I Neo Yeah that coming back No not yet Not yet All right we got our 2x small v Alright, um... Okay, we're on our final shot here, so we're not going to waste... I definitely wish it was that.
    47:19
    Have you confirmed that Nero is headed for Earth? No, trajectory suggests more to go. Damn it, Jim, don't manhandle it.
    47:26
    All right, it has a tilt pop. So we're going to start our multi-ball with probably destroy the drill. Remember, the Enterprise won't be able to beat you back until you turn off that drill.
    47:41
    Skip the door, heading right for it. Give it to me. I love Star Wars. Wait. You made an incursion onto an enemy.
    47:54
    Kill the Klingon patrol. Trolleys. War is coming. We'll do the double ramp thing. And who's the leader? No!
    48:15
    Keeping the flipper open, it's not working. Trying to get the away theme, it's not working. Come on, baby!
    48:31
    Oh, isn't that the poor kid that died? Who voiced that character? Okay. Done. Final shot. Done. Boom! Let's get it. Man, game one. Game one.
    49:35
    Let's get that Kobe. Stupid slingshots! Crispy? Yeah, that's completely annoying. So, how do I get another extra ball? Like, 9.1 or something on something like that?
    50:11
    That ran just so fast. Okay, we got four seconds, three. Finish second vengeance for extra ball. Second vengeance. Oh, okay. Let's get this multi-ball off, too. Okay. Let's get this multi-ball off, too.
    50:40
    Okay. You woke up. Final shot. Add more time. Oh, balls. Do you want to get us all killed?
    50:58
    I'm not going to death stave. Oh, wait. I should have death staved. Internet, you didn't tell me I was... I didn't know that was fall 3.
    51:10
    We got that match, though. Random black hole reward for EB. Hey, you matched. Internet, we did it. Clappa, clappa.
    51:22
    Jack, Deathscape. Sure, blame me. I will. I'm not going to Deathscape. I'm just going to Deathscape.
    51:30
    Dude, lucky with 20 warps, bro. internet give Gavin a call Pinsane Clown Posse Alex Leckie who was part of the Pinsane Clown Posse so this must have been rented by some PCP imbibers save the slings so we're going to start top come left because space ship is like the easiest mode to play We'll save it for last.
    52:07
    PCP invaders. Gotta figure that freakin' ramp out. Okay, shoot the cop leg. That... Ooh, that didn't make sense.
    52:32
    We gotta be getting close to gold here. Come on, baby. What the hell was that shot? Jim, that's a clip up ahead! Is it game over dead flip code? Who programmed this?
    52:45
    I'm gonna say no. But... This wasn't a Dwight game, was it? Yeah, this is a Lonnie game. Alright, I should get a, like, super credit for whatever the hell that combo was.
    53:02
    We're going to have to jump. Cool. There's my goal. There she was. You need to shot. Boom. Start the next mode. Let's go. we want to cling on what does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common they both battle Klingons around here. Oh, my goodness.
    54:07
    So, moving on. Alright, we're good. Oh, jeez. Are there Deadpool code machines? Yeah. In Ghostbusters, Game of Thrones, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Monsters, Star Wars. we get a shout out in the just the attract mode of TNA other stuff at least have lasers this has a oh this definitely has the laser that I saw hey just destroy that drill until you turn off that drill Oh, that's an interesting mess, the kick out. It's like a rotating deflector.
    55:01
    You could have just not drained ass. I know Vault Premium had lasers. Oh, that's what. That target right there is like a I'm sorry you missed the shot I had more time I do love the backhand It's buttery
    55:40
    Still buttery Buttering! Yeah, this is the red armor. Don't know if that's pulling a leg or if he's serious. What? No, for the Deadpool? No, that's real.
    55:59
    Guaranteed. That's imminent. Guaranteed. Yeah, Mr. Kim, it's pretty red. It's quite the honor, I must say. The red powder on armor is gorgeous. Yeah, it is. So what warp are we up to? Eight?
    56:33
    We can do about eight. We can do better than nine. Dude, the full RGB LED play field is... Like, when they do sweeping lights... Oh, God, it's beautiful.
    56:59
    Okay, that was cute. Air defense. I had to drop that flip over. Did you see that little skip I just did? Oh my god, internet. Like, sometimes. By the way, clips are on. You can, look at my flipper. The lasers are on.
    57:18
    You see the left flipper? Laser. Look at the playfield. Laser. Look directly into that laser.
    57:36
    We are away teaming all day. Can you come out of there, though, please? Oh, that's right. 9.1 is like, or 9.3 is double scoring. One of the worst double scoring chances.
    58:13
    Imagine hitting a jackpot though. Wait, did that ball just come? What the frick was that? That ball just came back? I'm a grown up.
    58:31
    I don't see no freaking laser. It's their internet. How long does the two-legged scoring last? It just saves itself. It knows Jack's playing, it just saves itself.
    58:56
    Did you say Kappa? Also, that's a very clean jackpot there, see. Double Death Hot! What do you want me to shoot, game? I don't understand.
    59:27
    Oh, you want more warps? Okay. We will not forget. Or forget. I will warp more for you. Because I know, like, playing Nero 3 down was like an approach to this game.
    59:43
    Playing Nero 3D. Fun noises. Alright, let's get them warpy rampants. Don't forget the insignia also lights up your cross.
    60:01
    What the hell is the insignia? What? F? Ooh! Got it. On the warp ramp. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's everywhere.
    60:27
    Warp time going forward. By the way, custom inserts on this game. By the way. You farting ass, that turd. You dare say something on Empire? I tried to get tricky. It didn't work.
    60:50
    Save after price. All right, save it. Is there another extra ball at like 9.9 or some shit? These systems are failing. Hold on. I want it. No.
    61:16
    Nothing happened. Another Eevee at 9-9? Oh, really? Jesus, he's a gang! Come up to the fucking ramp! Okay, final shot. I don't care about... Save up and fire one again. Uh, to start a multiball.
    62:15
    You kind of want to, like, beat into something when you want your multiball. Oh, the sneak in! Alright, face jump's easy. We just got to do away team one more time, shoot up the middle. Done.
    62:32
    Oh, I'm beating the shit out of this guy. Wait, is that Benedict Cumberbatch? We're going to use this to get out of the away team.
    62:54
    Kill the Klingon patrol. Reply. Jim, you've got to correct your course. I don't got to do nothing. I'm the captain.
    63:12
    I don't, I didn't understand. What was the premise of the movie? It was like a multiverse thing? Even if you got away without a string, war is coming.
    63:38
    Is this the world's longest-pecking ball game, bro? And who is going to lead us? You! If I'm not in charge, our entire way of life is just a mess.
    63:54
    Black Hole! Stug! Alternate timeline? Oh, is that what it was? That's because we don't have to go to dinner, bro.
    64:18
    Oh! We almost made it! With a little creep-up. I love that the skimp comes down like it's defeated. Ooh.
    64:41
    It was a reboot? Okay. All right. Watch me fuck up Obayashi Maru. Oh, I should have got two. Wait. Whatever.
    65:11
    Metals changed this game. Obayashi Maru in sensor range. Took this game from good to great. You know?
    65:18
    The metal system. Because it made you shoot for stuff. Hang on, battlecruisers approaching Yeah, bots are on tonight So is clipping Anything wild, get on it Battlecruisers destroyed, Captain Welcome aboard, kid Um No lemonade, what's up with 40 months buddies? Ladies and gentlemen, please No, I'm not worried about the music on this You got one.
    66:01
    We've been hit. Get in there. Oh, you slam, slamming. You suck a duck, dude. We got robbed. All right. We're going deep on Nero, baby. This is a hectic game? Yeah, it is. Just because, like, you can't really focus on anything else, you know?
    66:35
    Yeah, I think we're going to be okay, Tater. If we're not, I'll have Uncle Gary bail me out of jail. Any pew-pewers in here?
    67:00
    There it is. Where's my gold? Ooh, backhand. Complete the lane. Yes. The slingshit didn't fire. What's up, Woose?
    67:19
    Oh, this slingshot crap is hurting my soul. I got slingshits. Oh, slingshorting. Okay, here's what I don't like about that. Those alien, uh, the aliens around Kurt should have been great. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. They should have been green. Her five-year mission? To explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no one has gone before.
    67:53
    Woo! Space. So we're going to dig 700 million to get on the board. Yeah, people will be playing this game.
    68:07
    I don't understand gin and water. The secret to gin and water is Neo, right? So you get the flavor of the drink.
    68:17
    This is an acai berry, but it has B vitamins and caffeine in it. So, you know, it's a bottle of crack for me to mix with my, you know.
    68:34
    Good gin or rot gut? It's just begrams. Extra dry. Arid. Arid. Extra dry. Get a little closer. Uh-oh. What's the prediction here?
    68:47
    One minute, 300 million. Who's going to time it? Oh, okay. Never mind. Tater, I thought you meant you're going to time me to get 300 million in one minute. I'm like... I don't know how to do that.
    69:05
    we'll try to figure it out. Alright, so this is scoring, okay? Which means we're going to save our multiball or torpedoes until we finish our third mode going down the right. Start a fourth. Torpedoes. Start the multiball. We'll have super ramps. We're going to crap on this game.
    69:33
    He says, but won't actually do it. we'll see what happens also very smart use of plastic right up here you can't see it so there's like a base explosion plastic actually I can get in close with this let's click room to F4 there's a base explosion plastic You see that? And then there's a tiny asteroid plastic underneath that, and then an asteroid plastic above that to give this cool, like, parallax effect.
    70:15
    Listen. I'm impressed, and that's a shut-up. I think it's cool. All right. Anyway, back at it. Wow. Wow, Jack. That's great, Jack. Oh, falls asleep.
    70:37
    Shut up. All right. We're going to start with our Prime Directive. Here we go. 300 million points, huh? All right.
    70:49
    So this is going to record. How do you get the GoPro to stay alive all the time? I honestly have no clue.
    70:55
    Like, getting a GoPro to stay alive wasn't my problem. It was getting it to be 60 FPS. because it didn't want to do that.
    71:16
    Oh, I hit that you, Coop. There it is. Baked potatoes in the premiums. I love potatoes. Oh yeah, they're like... That's a clip up of that. It's their freaking potato wrapping tinfoil.
    71:37
    Do you want to get us all killed? I mean... I'm just trying to get it. No! That ain't going to do it.
    71:53
    There's no... Space jump. We got some Torbis. This mode's easy to get in and out of. Gotta away team it.
    72:24
    If you can hit the fucking away team. Sorry, farting away team. No voice actor tonight. Who is actually the actor in the movie? Got it!
    72:48
    Boom! Eat it. Yo, Jay Pavluck, what's up, Mar, dude? All right, we're tumbling. Silver medal, feeling good, feeling great. Thank you, Richie.
    73:04
    Did we drop frames? Are you trying to distract me? Uh, no. I see some frame drop blips on my end. Okay. Save the Enterprise.
    73:20
    Okay, we're going to complete this, and then we're going to get into our mutual... Hold on. Can I death save?
    73:32
    I'm not going to do it. No death saving. Got it. Keep it on us. All right. So we need one more war shot. Yo, a postino.
    73:48
    Hey, holy crap, buddy. Thank you so much. Very generous of you, friend. Thank you for the one. Thank you. Hearts in check.
    74:04
    Are we done here, or what's going on? I want to feed the frickin'... We gotta jump! One, two, jump! Let me just hobble my frickin' butt off real quick.
    74:37
    The slingshot fucked me. We didn't get it. Sorry, Internet. You lost your points. Have we lost Internet? Listen, we got distracted during that. I call bullshit.
    74:52
    Are we even still live? Space. the final prediction result is no. Gotcha. Sorry about that, Internet.
    75:01
    I don't know what that blip was. I've got to figure that out. You know what? I'm convinced that... Is it... Wolf's cable?
    75:13
    No. Because that would be blipping more because I'm fucking with it. I want my two dollars. I don't know what caused that. I need a desktop, Internet. Someone help me.
    75:25
    Someone help me. What's up, turds? Hey, internet. All right. You said I only needed 30 million. I got it. What are you talking about? See? 31 million. We nailed it.
    75:40
    No, my pointy boys. Sorry. You get no points. Welcome aboard. Prime Director. Broad Directed. Let's get to 9.9. I gotta find where this is. I'm gonna drain on purpose.
    75:59
    I'll show you my current desktop cheat. The trainer. I want... Listen. Decimal point error. Yeah. I drained on purpose because I thought we were done.
    76:15
    Obviously. I wouldn't lose a simple challenge like that. Who's PCP on the Grand Champ board? someone from the Pinsane Clown Posse I'm not sure who probably Will the guy who runs the Chicago because it's like WLF I believe are the initials
    76:52
    Oh, F you. Extra ball is lit. Yeah, it is. I want my warps. I want your garbage points. Warp four. What the... Okay.
    77:14
    That was awesome. That's a steep ramp, dog. Warp five. Okay, we're up to five. Flutter it down. I've got a belly full of pasta, red wine, some... Oh, I'm jelly, dude.
    77:37
    I've got a belly full of jelly, dude. Oh, you suck and suck. So hold up. Is the shot for... Hmm. What's the spluttering due to a trap?
    77:58
    What it's doing is it's vibrating the game a little bit, making the ball hop off the rubber a little bit, and it's just offering more traction.
    78:07
    Because the flipper's up, and it's sort of bouncing back a little bit. Also, and this is just me, and I got laughed at, and Tater's laughing at me, it blows air at the fucking ball. Right? It's blowing air back at the ball. you, listen, take the glass off, put your hand right next to this fucking flipper and flip it. I swear to God you're going to feel air.
    78:26
    It's blowing the ball back onto the flipper. It has to be. Who can lend us here? Sir, no problem.
    78:48
    It's poetry in motion. I don't want that. Bam. It's a vibration. It's vibration first and foremost. What? Follow for the pinball, take the time. Or is it the other way around? God damn it, it is so late, it's later than you think. It's right here. Warp sex, got it. Take the glass off, put your hand next to the flipper, blast your finger. You can suck my finger. I'm just trying to get the night with life battle. We got next to both of them.
    79:57
    I'm going to select that, actually. Okay, it saw what I shot at it. All the way around? No? I'll eat it.
    80:08
    I make a mean Eggs Benedict. Oh, I love Eggs Benedict. If you were to have one dream theme machine made, what would it be?
    80:22
    Y'all, I don't... Whatever game a company lets me make, that's my dream. I don't give a shit what it is. Just let me make it. ...relevant to alien civilization. I know what it says! I'm running through the jungle, running at the speed! I didn't think that was going to work.
    80:42
    Probably Power Rangers? Yeah. It's like Power Rangers, Beetlejuice, Kiwi, Kiwi's Big Adventure. Kiwi's Big Adventure, I need to clarify. I don't want that playhouse to be dead.
    80:59
    But we have rule sets built out for all those games already. We just got to make them. They're right behind us. Beastie Boys would be lit. I agree. Beastie Boys would be lit.
    81:11
    If I could categorize, then that would be the music game. Yeah. Pee-wee's Bogus Journey. Okay, we got nine. Now we just got to hit it nine more times.
    81:28
    Jim, that's a cliff up ahead! A cliff up ahead? Pokemon, huge Pokemon would be huge but I'm not I mean, Pokemon is it's just a smart idea I'm not like dreaming myself to get a freaking Pokemon but it's a smart smart, smart idea and I would enjoy the hell out of it especially with like the way we have the game set up Okay, we got double scoring, but we're pushing past it.
    82:14
    Super Pops? Aw, they named a mode after my dad. Okay, here we go. Aw, you ass! Okay, it came back. Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Yeah, but, like, that game kind of exists already with, uh, Medieval Madness, you know?
    82:39
    Fudge. Hold it back. The hunt. Okay, it's later. It's later. It's later. It's later. That was too late for him. Okay, let me refresh my clutcher. What dream theme would make you cream?
    83:03
    Girl, the dream theme is going to make you cream. Um... Space jump. I'm walking up to a pinball machine, and I'm just like, Yeah!
    83:18
    That's it. I can't pick one theme, because there's like... It is a toss-up between Beetlejuice, Power Rangers, and Pee-wee's Big Adventure.
    83:31
    As I said a gajillion times before. Kaneda just came out with a podcast talking about his ten favorite themes.
    83:43
    Listen. Some of the bitches down there talking about Pee-wee's Big Adventure fake lower playfield. Like he didn't fucking hear me say it. Like, even years ago. Okay, bro. Kaneda.
    83:59
    Okay, bro. Punk rock girl theme. Oh, like Dead Milkman? Well, yours is in 2013, I think. Manka Shake.
    84:12
    Yeah, 2013. But his list was pretty accurate. It was kind of accurate. Some of it I didn't get. But man, I... Yo, Pinball Legends! Pinball Legends, are you that Instagram profile that's been tagging me?
    84:39
    I'm a lover of ESVR. What's a PISPR? You don't see the laser? Live long and prosper. Space X football, a punk rock girl theme with Jack Spotify. Dude, I got that playlist.
    85:12
    I got that playlist. Look at the right ramp for lasers. Oh, you're trying to get people to look at the PlayStation.
    85:29
    PlayStation VR, got it. Why does the movie call out... Nah, listen, I like this. He's a... A polarizing figure in the community. And if everyone was super nice, Internet,
    85:48
    you know, we wouldn't get anywhere. Every hobby has to have their Canada, you know. I shot that crotch have you ever optioned these cream things to Stern yes I have uh Jody Denker against Stern is the licensing guy uh he's my boy Like, we are, we are, like, genuine friends.
    86:27
    And he likes to tell me when I'm just talking on my ass, it won't sell well overseas, that type of shit. Yeah, there you go, Taylor.
    86:39
    But I'll tell you this. You know what would sell well overseas? Power fucking raises, bro. You know what would sell well overseas? Are you telling me people in Amsterdam don't know what Beetlejuice is?
    86:58
    Are you Australians out there like, what's, what's Betelgeuse? That was terrible. Not sure what accent I was going for there. Um, Beastie Boys are right, yeah.
    87:17
    Oh, you up, mate? Beetlejuice? No. Hey, bro. Dude is dead wrong. Who, me? Me? Are you talking... Welcome aboard, kid. Yo, Super Skirple, thank you for 22.
    87:41
    Beetle juice from Howard Stern. Imagine. I bet... I mean, if anyone's gonna... He's on the Beetlejuice again. Who, me? This is a freaking rock star IP, bro.
    88:00
    Warp 9.1. Warp 9.2. Warp 9.7. You want to get us all killed? Warp 9.2. We out here, Internet. Okay, now...
    88:36
    Stop getting in your fucking way. Someone go in the goddamn ship. Are you stinking pooping me, bro? How does Ninja Turtles do well overseas?
    88:53
    Don't give me fucking stars, okay? You're going to make me upset, and then I'm not going to have a good night.
    89:08
    Is there a signifier on the screen somewhere that we're in? I think it's George Clayfield. Double the boring.
    89:15
    Shoot! If I'm not in charge, our entire way of life is just going to be... Let's get them, too. Teenage Mutant Ninja Heroes, or Hero Turtles, or... Isn't it, they didn't want to use the word, uh, ninja, right? Stun your ass and drag you out of that chair.
    89:38
    I've never heard that call out before. Stun your ass and drag you out of that chair. Yo, that last second black hole.
    89:51
    Like, are we just permanently in 2x? Yo, we got 9.9 and then went back on to get 3 more. So, we out here.
    90:03
    Do I get another Svelte Warp 3? Nope. Flip. I just need a new computer internet. I seem to remember that. Really?
    90:21
    My fault. All right. I proved to myself I could do it. AP is doing Dukes of Hazzard and getting all them daisy dukes on the back. What are you talking about?
    90:32
    Answer your initials, hotshot. I can't let anyone know that I was the one that did this. Hot Josh? Getting, uh, Dukes of Hazzard?
    91:16
    Really? Because Dukes of Hazzard... Like, the most iconic part of that TV show has a giant rebel flag on it.
    91:30
    I don't think that's happening. To boldly go where no one has gone before. I'd be interested in... Yo, hold on. First off, SuperScarple again, thank you for 22 months in a row. A, thank you for the 1,000 bits. Lemonade, thank you for the 40 months in a row at that tier 2. Ooh!
    91:49
    Lemonade, I can't believe it's been 40 months. I feel like you just subbed. Parking? Yeah, we good. Welcome aboard.
    92:00
    I'm going to destroy your booty. Stern has this for $74.99. Is it still being sold new? They came out with a vault edition where they improved a bunch of stuff.
    92:12
    So, you know, it's... Is it still new? I don't know. Ba-dum. Digga digga boom. Ba-dum. It generally looks best from underneath when doing some sweet jumps anyway. True. What, it was different about the vault?
    92:36
    I couldn't tell you. Yeah, for the flasher in the pop-up area, it's literally a clear insert with the flasher up against the insert. So, like, looking up there blinds you if you're in the pops. I've seen a new in box VE for sale is it how much are they wait what we're good the price is interesting um how much is this game used that's uh that's I guess that's a leverageable question Let's go!
    93:30
    Gary B... Oh, I wonder if we can get backhand... Oh, that's a... Wait, how steep is that ramp? That a steep fucking ramp dude Hold on
    93:56
    Hold on, internet. I gotta share something really quick with my mom. Um... The Star Trek ramp is steep.
    94:15
    A.F. Got it. I'd rather be shoveling nacho cheese Doritos all day. I want the regular old nachos. I feel like I'm too old.
    94:28
    First off, I'm not just going to buy nachos in a freaking to-go container because that's stupid. It's got to come on a hot-ass plate, you know?
    94:35
    What do you think the pinball landscape will look like in 2021? I think there's going to be... I think y'all are going to... I think... Listen.
    94:48
    I'll just... I'll say this. This year is going to change some shit. In a couple of different ways. Okay? In at least three big ways.
    95:09
    this year is going to change some shit. Y'all are going to be like, what the? I don't know what if I can say this nose.
    95:26
    True. I've got room for one more pin. Should I wait? Nope, never wait. Always buy because guess what? You can always sell your game. Enjoy the game that you have now. Play it and if something new comes along, sell the game, it might take a little bit of a hit, but it's not going to be as noticeable, and just frickin' go buy a new one, unless the game's a fuckin' sleepin' slappin' banger, then you're going to make a little scratch on it. Waiting doesn't make any sense, because if you keep waiting, you'll always be waiting. And that goes for anything. That goes for literally anything. Really hoping for Chicago Gaming to come out with theater or magic.
    96:06
    So, the rumor is Hex came here, right? But they've also, like, they, oh, I almost made a one-man with, um, like, they got Franchi over there right now. Um, there's, like, Quilson making a game. Quilson's making a game over there. Um, Ventex making a game over there. So there's, like, original stuff coming out of CGC, too. I'm not waiting I'm not laughing listen I'm not laughing because you're saying this part I'm laughing because this statement is heckin true for a lot of us why are you waiting buy a pitbull machine now he has to forehead Dangerous data Who in chat is dangerous data? Wait, what? What's dangerous data?
    97:07
    Is that a I'm waiting for my stimulus check to be 6k No particular reason Trade you a pool table for a pin Freaking You know what?
    97:20
    I'm not going to lie If we got a billiards table in here, internet I don't know how much longer we'd be a pinball channel And I mean that wholeheartedly.
    97:32
    Before I even knew what pinball was, I've always wanted to be amazing at billiards. Always. And now that YouTube exists...
    97:56
    By the way, in bearded, um... Cool is great, but for me it gets old. Are you as good at billiards as you are at pinball? No. And that's why I started deadflip. I wanted to get better at pinball.
    98:13
    We're going to start deadshot. Shotflip. Can this time out, yo? Oh, we're going to try this. 4,000 meters.
    98:29
    Mark 9.1. Don't do double scoring. Double scoring. Landing preparations initiated. Mark 9.2. Jackpot! For 9.3.
    99:01
    Chalk tip, dead, lit. Dip, dip, take a sip. So if we finish this mode, we're going to get like super fucking something. I don't know what super lit. Super Spinner is with you. Oh yeah, I want to do the Spinner.
    99:27
    The whole bottom row, Super Spinner? Oh, that's all I'm getting all day forever. Imagine shooting it though.
    99:37
    God. I actually did know... Wait, what? Am I missing it? Fun fact, first time I heard of a television between Kurgan and Star Trek 2. What?
    99:52
    What's next? Get it, Shatner. Okay, that was... Oh, wait, is it a limited amount of spins? Imagine! Captain Uhara? the only way is to play him and pool together every night what would be cool about a pool table is we would have a stream like any other fucking video game streamer right so I don't need to move anything you get the pool table you set up different angles and then I just wear like a freaking wrist watch or something where I can just like switch scenes when I'm...
    100:51
    Do we have a schedule? I don't do schedules, man, because I... I'm always late. Just get the pool table. Looking forward to Wonka? Me too!
    101:01
    I've even tried to, like, not play it while it's here, just to make sure I'm super hyped on learning it.
    101:12
    Remember when we first streamed it ages ago? And we got that mode where, like, half of the play field was cut out?
    101:21
    And on another stream was actually the J.J.P. programming team. And they were streaming it, too. And they go straight up. They got the mode. And they go, this is the only stream you're going to see this on tonight. And literally, I had already gotten it. And people were in there going, like, no, actually, because Jack's doing it right now. Daddy, I want a Willy Wonka pinball machine now.
    101:52
    Yeah, I'm excited to bang around on it. I have very little time on that game. Also, the very first JJP game in the studio. In any of our studios, actually.
    102:03
    Can anyone confirm that? We haven't had a Willy Wonka, or we haven't had a Hobbit or anything here, right? Yo, Mill, what's up, buddy?
    102:16
    What's snacking? Ahoy. You curious about the Primus personally? You want to buy it? Call Stern. Contact your distributor. Listen, I'm not joking. Contact your distributor.
    102:30
    Tell them that Jack Danger has a Primus that needs to be rescued. I've seen you stream Wonka I've streamed it but I've never had one in my studio in any of my studios is Wizard of Oz no I mean Wizard of Oz was unique in that when that game came out it was like mind melting the immersion that was there because of the screen. Right? It was insane.
    103:10
    The screen was huge. The animation was great. The sound was great. But to me, that game, and I think they fixed it in later games, that game felt like, the flippers felt a little soggy to me. But playing dialed in and stuff, I feel like they fixed all that.
    103:26
    You managed to capture that little screen, which was baller. I'm going to have to go back and see how the hell I did all that crap.
    103:34
    I remember I went to my boy Joe Zankis' house, and he had just gotten the game, and he let me pull that poor thing apart to try to capture all those screens.
    103:46
    And every time I, like, plug something, I just looked over, and I'm like, I'm sorry. I got... Okay, yeah, I'm sorry. All right, we'll get the... Okay.
    103:59
    In fact, if you play it a lot, it gets better. But I love the upper play fields in that game. I think it's a fun game. And it also has a special place in my heart because that game was my introduction into the other side of the fence when it comes to pinball, right? Like, I was just a player before that point. Then Greg Ferreris, who's now like the art director at Stern Pinball, came to my animation studio because he was working for JJP at the time. and we filmed my buddy Nick Campbell's ex-wife dressed as the Wicked Witch on blue screen, because she's green,
    104:41
    and filmed her doing all this stuff, and then I comped the witch's face onto the body, and we did the Wicked Witch stuff on that game. I also got to flex my UI muscles and designed Jersey Jack's back-end menu system, And all of that was derived from Wizard of Oz. And, I mean, so, like, in that regard, Jersey Jack got me fucking started in the other side of the pinball world.
    105:14
    Toto for press. Toto. The beach is the other way! Get up there.
    105:28
    Love that UI work on the JCP stuff. Thank you, MPT. I was extremely proud of that stuff. Extremely proud of it.
    105:39
    I would love to design a new menu for this turn. I mean, the DMD stuff works, but it just seems a little ridiculous that we're emulating the DMD with an LCD screen.
    105:54
    Can you get Stern to do that too? I just need to know that I have time to do it, you know? But I'm sure, listen, Internet, I don't know, but I'm sure they got something for us. They can't not. Does that make sense? Welcome aboard, kid. Fliptronic. Yo, Fliptronic, by the way, I saw your freaking message.
    106:18
    Yes, I got you. Today was a busy day, so I didn't have an opportunity to get to the thing. God damn it.
    106:33
    Internet, by the way. And, like, Fliptronic, that's funny that you found that, because it's kind of like a secret.
    106:40
    A little bit. So that's hilarious that you found it. We're going to have to jump. Which way to go, Jim? Someone tipped me off to it. That's hilarious.
    106:54
    Gold medal, baby. Real name, Terry. You know what? So check this out. Whenever I go home, because my wife puts my kids to bed. I have a lesser soul. Whenever I go home, I turn on the TV once everyone's in bed. And you know what? I could go put a million dollars right now on the fact that when I turn that TV on, it's going to be paused on the movie Soul because my daughter will not stop watching that movie. It's an amazing Pixar film, but she is like freaking gaga over that thing. She loves that freaking movie. By the way, if you haven't seen Soul, it's going to blow your mind. It is such an incredibly good film. Holy heck.
    107:50
    How old is she? Four. Damn it, Jim. Don't manhandle it. Which film? Soul. S-O-U-L. It's the new Pixar film. Soul was excellent. Yeah, it was really good. Soul didn't really land in my household. Really? Yeah. My kiddo freaking loved it. I don't know why.
    108:14
    It's a good story, but it's not like... It doesn't seem like kiddie to me, you know? It doesn't seem like a kid-centric movie, if that makes sense. So that's why it sort of blows my mind that my kid's all about it.
    108:31
    Speak to your soul. Yes. But, yes, he freaking loves it. It's good. Brings up passing in a really nice way. Yeah.
    108:46
    Gravity Piscis, okay. I think Piscis. By the way. Manu, what's a movie that, like, slaps in your house? Like, you have to watch things type of thing. I mean, I'll also put it out there, like, my daughter is, she poops herself.
    109:07
    Uh, why did I even say that? She, she will, she crap, she, what am I trying to say? She loves The Little Mermaid.
    109:18
    Dude, WALL-E, yeah, my daughter just watched WALL-E. Wasn't into it. My daughter poops herself. Wait a second.
    109:30
    Kids Love Holly? My daughter was not into that film. What's another one we're really into? My daughter didn't give a crap about Frozen until she started going to daycare. Pre-COVID, obviously. And other kids in her class, in her daycare, made her love. It was sort of like, you are supposed to love Rosa.
    110:04
    She loves Tangled. Brave, she loves Brave. That's a good Disney click. Brave is pretty great. With the mom that, I mean, is that giving the movie away if I tell you what happens in the first five minutes of the movie?
    110:23
    Up, all the stories of Coco. Yeah. the Toy Stories are a big hit I love the spin yeah I love the spin love the way this Disney crap works nobody actually likes it but they are pressured into conforming yeah you know what I'm going to do those are all great films and I love Kit alright yeah I had a much younger little sister growing up So what's wild is going back and watching all these Disney flicks. I'm like singing every, singing and reciting every word and song of like Aladdin and Little Mermaid to my daughter and my dad. How the hell do you know all this? I had a little sister, bro.
    111:18
    I know everything. How to Train Your Dragon? And, oh, you know, that didn't even dawn on me to get some of those DreamWorks, get some DreamWorks action in.
    111:31
    Yeah, up is all of us. Up is like, that's like emotional, what's it called, manipulation. Walt Disney was born in Chicago, yeah. His house is something you can go visit here.
    111:54
    Internet, listen, everything that is amazing comes out of Chicago, okay? Walt Disney, pinball, Jack Danger, to name three things. I watched It when I was six. Worst kids movie ever. Hey, but it has kids in it.
    112:09
    Al Capone. Chicago-style hot dogs. Beats your seats. My Lord, isn't it true? We got raccoons. We got everything. Jim, are you all right? Pineapple. Listen.
    112:26
    I know some people need to have the thing where, like, how dare you put pineapple on pizza. You know what it is? You just fucking eat it. It's delicious, you idiot. Put pineapple on a pizza. One of my favorite go-to pizzas, right, is pineapple and giardiniera. Now, giardiniera is sort of like a Chicago thing. It's a spicy, oily pepper mix. But if you don't have Jardinera where you're at, literally just ask for jalapenos and pineapple on a pizza. Frick, you're going to poop yourself in a good way. What's with the poop talk, Jack, bro? What's with the poop talk, bro?
    113:08
    Can we have a discussion here? Jardinera. Sometimes it's spelled with a J, sometimes it's spelled with a G.
    113:15
    Giardinera. Blues Brothers exactly Second City hello thanks Chicago you've ruined pizza Hawaiian pizza Frank's Red Hot dude my mind was blown when I was watching Food Network I don't know what show it was this was years ago and it was like a cooking competition and this lady's like, I'm just going to make a, everyone's making these wings, I'm just going to do a basic buffalo wing. And I'm like, huh, I've probably eaten a freaking like ramen noodle soup or something at the time.
    114:03
    And she's like, cool. And she's like, I'll just get some Frank's Red Hot and mix it with some mayonnaise. So it's like their buffalo sauce And I'm like hold up what That's it That's all you gotta do Win my kitchen Put it on everything That's it Any of you ever had like a BLT pizza where they literally put mayonnaise on the pizza. Frank's Red Hot is so good, it's like cheating. Yeah.
    114:47
    That's it. Blech. Brown sugar and sriracha. Ooh. Hi, Christopher Romero. Frank's and butter. Oh, farts. That sounds good. Did you know lemon pepper wings were invented in a strip joint in Atlanta, Georgia?
    115:13
    Yo, I'm about that much. I mean, they're whatever. And, you know, support your local sex worker. I just, like, it's the pressuring that I don't like. Like, when I go anywhere, I want to chill.
    115:34
    Some of these places you go, man, you just don't get to stick with yourself. Welcome aboard. Give yourself a moose person. What's up? I didn't know this.
    115:47
    Like, I had a... The boss of my... When I was a creative director for a big animation studio here in Chicago, we went to Las Vegas for some big convention. I can't remember what it's called. and we were showing off to some clients we brought them to like a place called like I don't know that name is probably wrong and you walk in there and it's like have you ever been in a haunted house where there's the wall of hands right where like you see a hallway and then coming out of the walls on both sides there's hands trying to grab you that's what this fucking place was bro you're trying to walk through there and they're just like hi and I'm just like I want a fucking drink and I want to watch TV.
    116:37
    I'm not here for anything else. GR De Niro. I think you spelled that wrong. Vegas clubs are very pay up or get the fuck out. Yeah. But I'm here to drink. I got the money for the booze. You can't blame them for being a horned duder. Yeah. I mean, sometimes dudes are just too horned, you know? You gotta do what you gotta do I just cannot There's never been a certain stage in my life Where I'm sitting around with my brothers And I'm like dude I got a great idea Let's go spend money to get a boner together You and me What do you think? We'll get some drinks We'll spend some cash You and I are gonna get some boners together It's gonna be fucking lit You know? Lockdown to 320 degrees, mark two. Put on your sweatpants. Let's freaking do this.
    117:35
    Brilliant. Let's go. What are you doing tonight? Boners? Let's go. All right. Cool, cool conversation, Jack. All right. Next topic, please.
    117:52
    Yo, sweatpants boner, bro. I will watch you for your insolence. Yeah, you will. Owners every night with you. Is it, though? I can't even think of the last time I said that word.
    118:08
    Can confirm. Oh, dude, drinks are the best. No, please. That saves. He he he he he. Get the. Mark 9.2. Get the. Mark 9.4. Get the. Mark 9.4. Get the. Mark 9.5. You can't even breathe when you're doing that, right?
    118:35
    It's like when snipers have to hold their breath to take the shot. Save the drill. Ooh, ass. I mean, sorry.
    118:54
    What? I'm not even paying attention to the mode. I'm just, like, trying to get 9.9. Lit. Okay, so, this is going to be some big money here, okay? Big money, no whammies.
    119:32
    Four is coming. Fourth ball added. Yeah, buddy. 9.9. Hit just a random two-ball multi-ball. Goal. Oh, the money.
    119:57
    Okay, I would love that ball back. Thank you. Oh, dude, we are scoring. Wicked, only got to 9.7. So the last game we played, we got to 9.9 and then rolled back over to, I think, 3.
    120:21
    Which I plan on doing here in a moment. Once we're on this level. Get over here, ding-dong. Damn. Okay, we're good.
    120:34
    Wait, he just said Mark and Manhunter. He did, I heard him. I feel shame. Sorry, what's wrong? Save that for the Wired mode. Oh, the 2x for counting the trophies and stuff. I haven't played this game in years. I'm still trying to remember what this is doing. Turn to my remote and I'll back you. It doesn't want me to shoot. Nothing's lit. Okay. Here we are.
    121:09
    What was the first game that ever had multiball? Ooh, wonderful question. A lot of the early games where you put a ball into the shooter lane,
    121:19
    you could give yourself multiball right off the bat. So even games that didn't have slippers back in the day could have a multiball.
    121:30
    Intentional or otherwise. So that would be hard to say. It would probably be the first game that let you put your own ball into the lane.
    121:52
    2x Wizard would be well timed, oh yeah. Oh, we're just going to have to get the Warp 9.9 again, huh?
    122:05
    Okay, two seconds, one, and we're done. Such a satisfying spinner shot. The backhand? So good. All right, we got Toby.
    122:24
    So do we want to try to get 9.9, or do we go right into Kobe? We're on ball three. Okay, so what we're going to do... Balls a-popping.
    122:55
    Oh, you only need 9.1? Oh! Is Gavin coming out with even more machines? Yep. So we're getting another EM. we're getting Old Chicago.
    123:07
    So that would have been 68. We're getting an Old Chicago. We're getting some other crap. That's a ball. There goes another.
    123:28
    Can you That dropkick is sad. Yeah, I did. Wait. That's rude. We'll play faster with a standard vintage EM or it'll be the same.
    124:00
    Okay. I meant to do that. There is no away team shot. We biffed that pretty hard. Neutralize the volcano and let's get out of here, he says. All right, come on, baby.
    124:38
    Stop, please, come on. These slingshots are fucking trash. There it is. Well, Chicago's a fun game. Yeah, I'm pretty excited. I know our boy Pez has one and streams it a lot. We need that sky.
    125:02
    Look at how ridiculous these slingshots are. Jesus Christ. Oh, we finished it. Okay. Or we didn't finish it. Mom?
    125:30
    F. Oh, get up there. You're stuck. There we go. Ball lock two. Good. So, I guess we've got to keep playing this. This is the most idiotic line I've ever heard. What does it want? Oh, it needs the warp ramp. Oh, it could have come back. Ass.
    125:56
    Goldilocks has... Enter your initials. Hot shot. How am I warp champion again? Okay. Moose. This is for you, buddy.
    126:08
    Moose person. Time ran out. It happens. 22 rounds. I love... God. That shot is so freaking satisfying.
    126:28
    And here's what's funny about breaking 300 here. I mean, obviously, it's not a huge score. My only objective during that was trying...
    126:38
    My main objective during that was just trying to get those five ramps. Star Trek pinball, good job. Here we go.
    126:50
    We're good. The cows ain't here for me. Let me just make sure. Parking. No. All right, we're good. GG. I'm dead.
    127:03
    All right, safe, safe, safe. Thrill for last. There can be no interference with the internal development of... Mark 1. Mark 2.
    127:12
    Love that shot. I'm not so fucked with that game. True. Who's it? Oh, danger. Sorry. They're getting closer, bruh.
    127:26
    You know what I just noticed? I know why this game's sort of, like, fast and punishing. There is almost no impact post when you stay jump. Everything's a target.
    127:39
    Everything's a target. This is the only open shot that is an impact post. Target, target, target. Wow.
    127:52
    And that's just, an impact post is just going to eat the ball momentum. These are just going to rocket it back at you.
    128:00
    Like that. That's a clip up ahead. It's a very fast game. That alpha quadrant shot. It just, it's the weirdest spot for a ramp. And it works so heckin' well.
    128:23
    I just finished building a dining set. Ooh. Hey, what does that mean? Kill, kill. What's up, my dude?
    128:31
    Yeah, we'll do a sequence on it. Oh, you got to hit a shot first. Wow. I love that you can also on the fly that shot.
    128:51
    So this mode is real easy to finish. You just got to hit a shot, hit a way team, and then shoot the... Get this face shot.
    129:03
    Shoot the fin johns. Done. Add more time. Best one TNA. This game can be pretty good. Although TNA...
    129:13
    I like that warp speed ramp. Yeah, it's good. It's very speed-flying. I'm surprised that ball doesn't come flying off more often. I'm gonna be honest.
    129:30
    Bam. Yeah, like that target beam right there is punishing. Teenage dummy pass, it really is. Wait, that started a multiple?
    129:54
    Oh, that was a gimme. I want that away team shot. Oh, we got a super? There it is. Get the Warframe. I can do that.
    130:24
    I can't do it. Black hole is wrecked. There it is. Black hole. I thought you were going to collide, you ding.
    130:40
    I'm over here hitting the warp ramp all day, and now it counts. So send it around. My wrist is starting to hurt.
    130:54
    There it is. Big. I got four million points for that. That's a lot of money. Okay, that went flying.
    131:17
    All you have to do is... War paint. The workshop's kind of awkward? Yeah, but it's not like... It's not awkward like it shouldn't be possible. It's awkward... I don't know. I don't think it's awkward or something.
    131:36
    I don't know what I'm trying to say. I quite enjoy that. What are you trying to say, Jack? Tell us how you really feel.
    131:50
    I'm not quiet. Okay, we got a train rolling here. God damn it. Woo! Or forget. Our machine used to airball out of it? Out of the warp ring? Oh, it's the crime hero.
    132:22
    ass. Toot, toot. What the heck was that? I'm sorry. Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not an impact post. All right, I will. Oh, my wrist. Plunger behind the flipper. What? Oh, the kickback here? It's a kickback. Physical kickbacks are something that you don't see a lot. No? the train dead flip duh there's a train somewhere the mid flipper oh you shoot behind it yeah yeah yeah you're supposed to shoot behind it
    133:04
    yeah that's a key warp 9.1 warp 9.2 warp 9.3 I did it again where I screwed up the double scoring.
    133:32
    Boom! Let's do double scoring multi-ball. Select mission before shooting the ball and get the connect three. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I couldn't play connect three with it. All you got to do is break the arm down.
    134:06
    And who is going to lead us? You! How many warps have you hit in a row? 20 in a row? I don't know. In a game, we hit 22. Mr. Kim, they have given 11 gifts to us. Thank you, Mr. Kim. I appreciate that. Welcome aboard, our hero.
    134:52
    You've come to my... I had to dance for that one. Ah! Oh! Oh, come on. We did that. We did the damn thing. I made a custom ROM for this with an Iron Eagle and Top Gun music. Oh, my God, that's amazing.
    135:22
    Imagine the safe shop for it. Okay. We're going to save the story of the drill. Perfect. We'll be there.
    135:33
    Warp 9.4. Warp 9.5. Warp 9.6. Warp 9.7. Damn it. Damn it, Jim. I'm a pinball, not a pinball. Oh, it needs the momentum. It needs it. Move it. You hear how it went back to one?
    136:23
    That's what it do. And this is a multi-ball, no-ball save, right? That's how this works? Yeah, I forget this game too.
    136:34
    I do not remember how to play this game. Big sweat going up. Man. I still don't know what the hell I'm doing.
    136:54
    Also, I'm having trouble shooting my... Okay, is this... Okay, if we can put this ball in here in eight seconds... Oh, wait, that's vengeance. I thought that was Kobayashi. I didn't do Destroy the Drill. I'm a freaking moron!
    137:24
    God damn it. I thought that was Kobayashi. That was him. What the... We'll get back to it. Just got to keep putting the ball up top. I'm not even going to worry about these points.
    137:41
    Just kidding. One million points. Shall I destroy you? Why are the slingshots working all of a sudden?
    138:02
    Yeah, time out. Get out of here. Wait, is this a multi-ball or some shit? Oh, it lit an extra ball. Okay, good. I'm glad I did that then.
    138:26
    Alright. Check it. When was the last time you streamed this? I don't know. Years. Fuck. It's been actual years.
    138:52
    This game is so freaking fast. Just finished dinner? Yeah. Dude, dinner's lit. Yes. No! I don't know if you noticed I yelled no, because I... The Enterprise won't be able to beam you back until you turn off that drone. What I did was, I did a chest move that I anticipated doing next, but I did it first. Does that make sense?
    139:39
    He said yes. I wasn't supposed to drop catch there. And I knew it the second I did it. I'm going to let this drain. Yeah, make no sense. Got it.
    140:00
    Dinner's lit, fam. What the fuck is going on? I'm going to need it. Am I broke? You hate to see it. You really do.
    140:28
    Good ball one. Yeah, right. And now we're on ball three. No matter. We had a rock star ball one and now we on ball three That was closer to the choice Captain
    141:01
    Something about that center ramp, It's like there's a magnet at the top of it that pulls the ball up. It's just such a clean, easy shot.
    141:11
    It doesn't make sense how easy it is. There we go. Another cruiser down.
    141:30
    Freaking love this game. It really is spectacular. They've opened fire. Good. Let them. So I'm about to open their booty.
    141:42
    There goes another. Okay. Just kidding. Just kidding about the booty coming. You nailed that, Klingon bastard. All enemies destroyed.
    142:05
    We beat Kobayashi. Oh, my God. That last second. Woo! Okay, I want some warp ramps. I said four grams.
    142:38
    Is that going to give us an edible? All right. Okay. Remember, the slingshots don't work well on this game, so we have to take special precautions.
    143:10
    Alright, that's a free shot right there. There's nothing with torpedoes or anything. That gives us 200,000 points. Give me a freaking break, dude.
    143:40
    Okay, here we go. Control. I was about to stage flip some freaking warps. All right, let's see if we can stage flip this shot.
    144:10
    God damn it. Last second. Oh, I can't do it anyway. Let's go. I like it. You'll love to see it, Internet. You'll love to see it.
    144:31
    All right. Vengeance battle is ready. Let's start a mode. Prime direct hit. Alright, we're going to shoot right up the middle.
    144:47
    Sling shot's working all of a sudden. Get the fuck in there, bro. Get out of here, cornbread man. That's right, wasn't Kirk from...
    145:12
    He's like out riding a ninja motorcycle. Cheat, I drained for you, don't worry. I drained just for you, Internet.
    145:23
    What is this frantic music? That's coming back. What? Turn around. I'm angry. C&K, we're getting a Zeppelin probably next week. We're getting a premium. to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations. Yo, they're long freaking games, dude. Everything was going so well until it wasn't. True. These games are going heckin' long, bro.
    146:26
    You've come to my emotion of it. I'm just glad we were able to find the keys to this game, or else tonight probably would have sucked. All right, let's get it.
    146:36
    What time is it? 2.20. Wait, what? That's not the time. That's how long I've been streaming. Can I go to the bathroom really quick?
    146:46
    Here, you look at this. I got to go potty. Space jump. Select a mission. Thank you. Alright, I did it.
    147:54
    Jack Danger. It depends. Jack needs some diapers. I drink a lot of water. Use a catheter. Truers. Listen, when I got a poop, did you wash your face? Yeah, I washed my face. That was very fast. How is it fast? I peed. My hands are still wet from the pee. It's fine. The urine is, it cleans itself.
    148:25
    Frankie from Florida, what's up, my dude? Ooh, one and a half. I can see why there's an impact post there. I didn't realize there's so many half-inch targets in this game.
    148:55
    Now those buttons will be on. Never mind. Game on, my buddy. Covered in tea. It's mine now. And you can't have it. Okay, what the? What the?
    149:21
    Speedrun. Cowboys, what's up? I wasn't paying attention. We're not going to save the ship. Restart. Nope.
    149:44
    Under 100 million ball one. Garbage piss all over the place. I don't even have a toilet here. I just got like this, what are they called, slop sinks?
    149:54
    It has a very big drain. Select a mission. Right. I bought this place for the whole thing. So, I think you can backflip this.
    150:33
    Never mind. So, you know the backflip approach for shooting under the flipper on turtles? I learned that playing this game.
    150:48
    He just pees into the spider den. They put food for them spiders. Where's your knife, baby? What was that?
    150:59
    Okay, false. Jim, that's a cliff up ahead! He isn't uses the alley. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's the alley, bro.
    151:22
    We're gonna have to jump! Chicago's got them alleys. We have silver. There you go. No, you don't want to go all the way?
    151:37
    Jim, they're getting closer. Bet they're not. Oh, they are. Shit. Okay. I want that gold. There it is.
    151:57
    Gold. They're right behind us. I like gourd. Beware of that. Beware. Beware of what? Namasheedus? Imagine. Free yellow snow cones.
    152:13
    Gross, but true. This is... Okay. Yeah, the backhand has to be rolling pretty good to get up there. See, that's where, like, I feel like the alpha quadras ramp is in a weird place. because it's buttery smooth when the ball's moving.
    152:33
    Not so much the face from a cripple. In my experience. Jim, you have to avoid those. Okay. Is it here with you? Ooh, yeah. This guy here, are you streaming Wonka tomorrow?
    152:53
    I don't want to make any promises, but the idea is to stream Wonka tomorrow, yes. Are you going to let every piece hit you?
    153:03
    Yes. Oh, my wrist. My neck. My back. Please scream, Wonka. I'll skip school. Well, don't do that. Come on.
    153:29
    Need some dressing parts soon? Yeah, we're going to get back to all the sterns here next week. We've taken a break from the newer stuff. Just because I wanted to sort of stretch my legs a little bit.
    153:44
    You know, if you eat steak every day, steak doesn't really do it for you. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying, Internet.
    153:59
    That was a weird death save. Okay, we're done. There it is. Cheat? Nah, it's pretty good. Nice skill, bro.
    154:26
    In my mind, listen. If the glass is still on, you're good. Three in a row. Super wham. Give me the lead.
    154:59
    Air defense. Jackpot. Jackpot. Oh, come in. Yeah. Alright, so we got Black Hole, which will give us an Ataball. It's giving us... Welcome aboard, little catfish. Akash gifted a tier 1 sub to Percy P. Akash. Yo, you see, thank you so much. That's extremely generous of you, bud. Welcome aboard, Jim.
    155:37
    Thank you. Akash gifted a tier 1 sub to Deep Fried Peanut. We'll get to Wonka. I'm excited to finally have a DJP here.
    155:47
    Welcome aboard, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a pinball. I can't give a really good assessment of a game until I've had it here in the studio and I've played it, you know? Alone time, away from the money or away from people. Akash gifted a tier one sub to Chalice Keeper. Akash.
    156:08
    Wait, that's your name, though? Yo, thank you so much, Lucy. I appreciate you. Internet, please. Amber. Akash gifted a tier one sub to Beam Me Up Snotty. Damn it. Beam Me Up Snotty? Yo, what's up? What a very pertinent name. Nero.
    156:31
    Yo, Cowboys, love you, buddy. Hi, Jack, I'm Nero. Yeah, we out here. You're hitting him. Okay, so let's try this.
    156:59
    Ah! There wasn't enough meat on the bone there. F! U! Something is... I know what it is now. Uh, my... Audio thing that's plugged into the board, there's, like, some things dangling off of it, and it's, like, rattling against the plastic. You probably can't hear it. Isn't that a line from the movie Spaceballs? Ooh. Why are you so slow? that Mr. Audio Bot guy. Sorry.
    157:28
    Oh. Dumb. R1. R2. R3. R4. R5. R6. Let me just go to 9 really quick. Yo. 6. Let's go. Easy money. Easy clap. Good forping, dude.
    158:05
    Star Heels open. There it is. Woo! Dude, we got 9.1 in a heartbeat. So warp 9.1 and 9.9 are the two big ones? Yeah.
    158:32
    But warp 3 is important too because it gives you an extra ball. Destroy the drill. Remember, the Enterprise won't be able to beat you back until you turn off that drill.
    158:43
    Galactica wave is lifting. Got it. Shoot the spinner? I can do that. I do like spinners with double scoring. Warp 9.2. Warp 9.3. Warp 9.4.
    158:58
    Fuck! You can't hit the warp. Just hit it, though. It's a lot later than it seems. Like, on the initial feed from the pops, it's late. But then once you start making that shot, it's very early. Where does it drop out from?
    159:21
    Where is it coming from? So it shoots... Oh, right there. Oh, weird. So it's just plopping down right there. There's like a heckin' huge Mylar sticker there. Oh, there is. Oh, big ol' Mylar. No more.
    159:45
    One row's your best. Tonight, our best is the fifth. Six. Six and a half. Surrender, Mark 9.6. Roost.
    160:02
    Run. That's not good. Doh. Mark 9.7. Run. Rock and roll, dog. Ah. Man. Give me the loot. How many shots do you have left here? How much time do you have left?
    160:31
    I want to get to 9.9 and then start Kobe. How's that shot? Four seconds. Send it around and send it up. Kobayashi Maru.
    160:57
    You are awarded a mark 9.8 to mark 9.9. Mark 1. Okay, watch this. Although I don't think we did very good in our modes, did we?
    161:13
    There it is. So this is going to give us 2x all of our medals. Not impressive, but, I mean, it's still a good collect.
    161:29
    44 million? Ooh, baby. Let's go. You got it in the way. Another cruiser down. Double baller in the shooter lane.
    162:06
    No, you... Oh, my God. That was... Bullshit. No, stop screwing me. Raising shields and powering weapons.
    162:14
    I don't know why that came back. I'm not going to lie. That was not deserved, but I will take it. You got one!
    162:36
    You nailed that Klingon bastard! We've been hit! Damn it! Okay, we're good. I wonder if we can get back to 9.9 again. Let's try it. First off, let's get into mode. Prime Directive again. Great, Naru. It could have been a hell of a lot better. Naru. Why were the in-lanes orange there for a second? Oh, wow. My jaw drops when I watch you play through. I do, I enjoy this game.
    163:20
    Okay, I didn't need to do that, but I do want to hit the Warframe some more, so. 6x, dude. Shit, that was way too early.
    163:35
    That was the timing for when you've already got it in the loop. Okay. Good shot. Woo! Give it the lock.
    163:47
    That's two? Okay, I'll take two. I don't like that the mode's time out now. I mean, I do, because, like, it's a difficulty thing, but I don't.
    164:06
    I guess we're, like... More fours. More fives. Ah. Hit the fucking drop. Got him. Woo! Let's go, baby! Moving on, space dump.
    164:48
    Pension number two. All right. Got it. Sure did. What else did I do? Tell me, Daddy. War is coming. What else happened, Daddy?
    165:24
    And who is going to lead us? You! Give me the loot! Okay, that, we got screwed there. Alright, um, we got a scooper.
    165:51
    I missed twice in a row. Three times actually, so we'll make that three times. Oh, save one to save the other. Lose one to save the other.
    166:12
    All right. We still haven't done it all. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Combos, double shots, really?
    166:44
    Mark six. Mark seven. Mark eight. Oh, hey, that's great. All right, space jump is done. Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
    167:00
    All right, we only have 206... Anyway. I feel like we should have a lot more points. This game wipes you out. It really does take a lot out of you. Because the tension that comes with shooting that warp ramp...
    167:25
    It's exhausting to find, you know? Get the fuck up there. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Let's go, baby! Warp 9. Warp 9.1. Warp 9.2.
    167:59
    The super rats are lit. So what? Give me the lure. We're back to 9.2. The second time around. Blum out.
    168:19
    Shit. I couldn't do anything about that. God damn it. I'll try to drag the game across the room. Okay. We have a new target on the ship. Morph 9.4. Morph 9.5.
    168:34
    Keep coming, Richie. Okay. Back. Split. Okay, I want to shoot this long shot. Oh, yeah. Come on, Mama.
    169:15
    Oh, that was a multiball? I didn't realize that. I kind of didn't want this for some Nero that we're essentially done with.
    169:27
    I mean, we're not. Oh, God. That's coming back. If anything, we're going to be on the board for a warp champion.
    169:58
    Super jackpot, huh? Come on, I'm going to do it real quick. How's everyone doing? Sorry I'm being so quiet. I'm like in the freaking zone right now.
    170:12
    It doesn't happen. I need a G-Dog. Okay, what does it want for me after you've completed all that? Like to hit the black hole target or something? Oh, I need the warp ring. Okay, so this is going to take some doing. Alright. Here we go. The butt! The butt.
    171:03
    Let's go, baby. Baby. That laser is too... That ball needed to go. Go to that one. This one needs to stick around for a little bit, though.
    171:29
    All right. I would gut you for your insolence. Gut me, Daddy. Okay. Destroy the drill.
    171:41
    We're close to 9.9, aren't we? Oh, what the magical... What the hell was that? That was wild. Okay, I don't like what this is doing right now. Are you so good at pinball? I'm not.
    172:13
    I'm just... I'm all talk, you know? Like, for instance, a simple spinner shot. I can't make it. See that?
    172:31
    I'm missing all of these super easy shots. Look at this. I can't make a single fucking shot. Thank you. Please, Louise.
    172:49
    There we go. That should have... Since you've been gone. There it is. I can breathe for the first time. Alright, uh, okay. I want another extra ball, but I don't know where I can get one.
    173:13
    Shit. You were awarded a bronze medal. What I really want is a extra ball. Or a mode start. Either one will suffice.
    173:29
    Or my wrist is starting to kill me. Alright, just make the shot, idiot. Thank you. See, you just gotta give yourself a pep talk.
    173:42
    The second vengeance? Oh yeah, I don't know. This thing's broken. You earned a gold medal. Trophy number two!
    174:08
    Damn, I should have doubled this. I'm an idiot. Doubling this would have been wild. Oh, doubling this would have been broken, actually. It would have been 240.
    174:27
    Enterprise Amok. Wait, isn't this like... What is this? Is this like the Wizardy Wizard mode? I've never seen this before. Complete all... I hate alternate realities. Nothing is ever better. That's all gone. So I need to complete it with a certain number of switches? The noises coming out of this thing are fucking hilarious. Please tell me that was the last one.
    175:14
    The noises are... Is it hit face or is it... I don't know what I'm doing here. It doesn't time out, right?
    175:37
    See that drop catch? Is that it? Oh, it's over. Dude, that's weird. That's weird. Weird mode. You are a murderer.
    176:15
    My name is Kai. You betrayed us. Who the hell does that genetic experiment think he is? You will pay. Do not tilt this game.
    176:37
    God, it would be great if this gave me an extra ball. Extra ball! Con! Imagine asking for an extra ball and getting it.
    177:00
    This bonus was not impressive. Wish for something else quick. I wish I had another extra ball. Wait, why did I do that? Why would I do that?
    177:26
    Okay, false. Oh, don't fucking go out like this, danger, please. I mean, I do, but, like, I'm sorry, though, so... So, we're straight right on.
    178:07
    a trace. War is a trace. And who's going to lead us? Shields? Ah, come on. So you want me off this ship. You better kill me. What does shooting the drop target do? For 10% of your score? 69! Alright. Fall in? Ugh. Okay, we're ready to have double We're ready to have 2x again, okay?
    179:24
    So. 2x is ready. Let's finish this game. I'm here, guys, but I missed nothing. Nothing. Okay. Nice. So we got our double scoring and another ball.
    180:02
    Oh, you can shoot the warp ring. Okay. That was my bad. There's a bad time and second time for me game, it's an okay
    180:50
    I can't go for that, no, I... No can do, I can't go for that, no, I... No can do. Sparkline. Wait, right loop, what? What did it say?
    181:15
    Right loop's doing what now? Three hour stream, feels like 20 minutes? Yeah, I know, because these games are so heckin' long, bro.
    181:24
    Yo, don't even hurt me with a good time, you know what I'm saying? Stun the ass. There it is. Next shot. There. Next shot. Right there. Nice shot. Right there. That drunk is freaking nasty, bro.
    181:57
    Jeez! You better stop and think about what you're doing. War is coming. The only way we have a... I'm just going to stop talking.
    182:32
    Forget I was talking. Forget I was singing. Dibs! Dibs! You could fucking shut on the... Thank you! Alright, let's get that doopa-doopa. There it is. Yeah, the color DMV on this game really makes it, like, wowy-zowie, you know?
    183:04
    Is this the game where we had that super crappy tilt? Is that this one that we're playing currently?
    183:11
    Oh, jeez. Is this Star Wars? Welcome to Star Wars. I'm your host, Jeff Bezos. F. All right, put it in your way, T-Shirt. Oh, I stuck at the shot. music is good here woo baby come on yep what are you doing game shoot the it's very good stuff oh my god I'm missing Ooh, there it is.
    184:14
    War is coming. Mark two, mark three, mark four, mark five. Woo, I don't think we can get back. Oh, no.
    184:43
    Winter's coming. Game of Thrones ripped off Star Wars. I knew it. Game of Thrones ripped off Star Wars. Star Trek. Oh, my God.
    184:54
    Nerds, please don't kill me. Like actual... Enter your initials. Holy moly. No bill, unsub. Man, y'all can't be.
    185:20
    UC Cash, this is for you, buddy. That's going on YouTube. Hi, YouTube. Oh, my God. 889 combos. I'm pretty sure I was double-dancing that whole time.
    185:51
    Got a newfound love for this game? Yeah. It's a long player. Why, no death save? It's a great question.
    186:02
    Wonderful question. Find out the answer next week on Deadflip. No, tune in tomorrow. I'm hoping we're going to play Wonka. Okay?
    186:13
    But if I'm late for any reason, I want to give the game like a full three-hour go-through. Okay? So Wonka tomorrow pending. And if we're like an hour late, we'll play like Iron Man or something. Okay? Internet. Okay? I love you to death. Thank you so much for hanging out tonight. Have a wonderful evening. This has been Stern Star Trek. I'll tell you I feel like I only played two games tonight and three hours went by get your tall ass home I gotta do it alright y'all I love you so much thank you for all the subs, the resubs, the bits the gifted subs all of it thank you so freaking much for supporting me every single night and for just heckin being here okay I don't get to play like this unless you're watching It's like my superpower Okay? So keep watching I love you Alright internet, have a wonderful evening And I'll see you tomorrow For some mother heckin' wonka And wonka too Ooh Everybody wonka Baby how about you Oh Everybody wonka