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Butt Piñata™

Dead Flip·video·2h 41m·analyzed·Aug 11, 2017
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TL;DR

Jack Danger builds a butt-shaped piñata on DeadFlip stream with comedic banter and chat interaction.

Summary

Jack Danger and Laura from DeadFlip stream a casual, comedic arts-and-crafts session building a buttocks-shaped piñata inspired by DeadFlip's 'butt' emote. The stream features extensive joking, tangential stories about travel and sponsorship opportunities, chat interactions with long-term subscribers, and practical construction steps including template creation, cardboard layering, and decoration planning. The segment is notably off-topic from typical pinball content but maintains DeadFlip's streaming personality and community engagement.

Key Claims

  • Jack was in Detroit at an ad agency helping Twitch sell advertising opportunities, not at Twitch HQ

    high confidence · Jack clarifies: 'No, I was not at Twitch HQ, I was in Detroit at an ad agency' in response to Chris Brandon question

  • Jack plans to do more ad agency work for Twitch in the future

    high confidence · Jack states: 'I'm probably going Tee'd Off be doing a lot more of that, actually'

  • A friend from Half Acre (likely brewery) dropped off beer that Jack cannot drink

    high confidence · Jack mentions: 'A friend of ours from Half Acre just dropped off a bunch of beer. That I can't drink'

  • Jack doesn't want the responsibility of designing a pinball machine, preferring to be 'a bug in one of the designer's ears'

    high confidence · Jack says: 'I don't want that responsibility. I'd love Tee'd Off be just like a bug in one of the designer's ears'

  • Bowen Kerins' appearance on DeadFlip is one of Jack's five most-watched videos

    high confidence · Jack states: 'It's one of my five most watched videos. For some reason. I don't know why. That video shows up'

Notable Quotes

  • “We're making a piñata. Piñata.”

    Jack Danger@ 14:02 — Running joke defining the stream's activity as Jack repeatedly clarifies the project to confused viewers

  • “Whenever Jack shakes your hand, don't fight it, embrace it. It's like a sexy wet noodle.”

    Laura (or stream participant)@ 8:13 — Humorous observation about Jack's notably large handshake/grip strength

  • “I don't want that responsibility. I'd love Tee'd Off be just like a bug in one of the designer's ears, you know? Or just be like, dude, put a dick here.”

    Jack Danger@ 45:08 — Jack explicitly states he would not want to design a full pinball machine, preferring advisory role

  • “It's not going Tee'd Off be a huge difference. It's just a little bit more lean.”

    Jack Danger@ 3:35 — Design decision about the piñata's butt shape orientation

  • “I feel bad putting this under creatives, then trying Tee'd Off be rude.”

    Jack Danger@ 29:41 — Self-aware humor about streaming category selection for a non-pinball arts-and-crafts stream

Entities

Jack DangerpersonLaurapersonDeadFlipcompanyCharliepersonBowen KerinspersonChris BrandonpersonTwitchcompany

Signals

  • ?

    business_signal: Jack Danger is actively involved in business development work for Twitch through third-party ad agencies, beyond his streaming role

    high · Jack clarifies he was at Detroit ad agency helping them pitch Twitch advertising, states 'I'm probably going Tee'd Off be doing a lot more of that, actually'

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack celebrates long-term subscriber milestones (16 months Boris, 13 months UGR Gaming, 23 months AJ, 11 months Hipsmart) with personal shout-outs and thanks, demonstrating active Patreon/membership community

    high · Multiple explicit mentions: 'Boris, for 16 months in a row', 'AJ, for 23 months in a row', 'Hipsmart for 11 months in a row'

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack Danger expresses disinterest in designing full pinball machines, preferring advisory consultant role rather than full design responsibility

    high · Jack explicitly states: 'I don't want that responsibility. I'd love Tee'd Off be just like a bug in one of the designer's ears'

Transcript

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0:00
Sorry about that, yeah, I gotta sharpie off all the addresses. I had to kill the stream and delete the old VOD so that you couldn't see the addies.
0:27
Just make sure they're all gone. We back, boys. We back. Yeah, um, Rushfan, we're going to make a, uh, pinata.
0:48
You see what I'm doing here, V? Sure, yeah. Uh, I had to kill the stream and start it back up and delete the VOD because I randomly showed the secret layers address.
1:05
I think we're clean and clear. Okay, so I can barely read it anyways. There you go. Well, it's gone. All right, so number one is we need an outline of the butt, and we need to make two of these. So you probably want a sheet big enough. Would you say, like, for the butt? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, that's what I was going to do.
1:33
I did notice an address. Yeah, I know. That's why I deleted it. Oh, didn't? Oh, okay. Well, I got rid of it anyway. So, the booty.
Half Acre
company
Zentronperson
Borisperson
1:44
Are we going to do the booty pixelated? No, we're just going to make it round. Yeah, we're just going to make... It's going to be the booty, but it's not going to be super pixelated. So, we're going to come straight... Oh, that's right. He's angled, isn't he?
2:03
Do I make it exactly like that? I think we might take some creative license here, folks. Do you want to pencil first? Yeah.
2:12
Let's see. Do you need a sharpener? Would you like a sharpener? I'm thinking come straight down, pop the booty out, like that. and then I'll just glue a piece of cardboard.
2:27
Well, we can also do that with the... Is there a way to make it like a little more 3D, though? Sure. Yo, what's up, Zentron? So, I think... Do a layer. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Yeah.
2:44
What's she chewing on? Electronics? Cool! I'm not too damn good at this. Okay, let me see here. Usually when I draw this butt, I go like this.
3:00
He's dancing. He's grooving, aren't they? Okay. Yo, it's Entron. What's up, stud? We're going to make a butt pinata.
3:16
Loosely based off of the deadfoot booty. And before Stream dies because of her, yeah. ACOMP, nice. You asked just as I was describing it.
3:31
I mean, I guess we could try the... It's not going to be a huge difference. It's just a little bit more lean. Can you sharpen this for me? Yeah. It's just, I don't know if I want it leaning forward like the OG booty.
3:45
What is that? Chuck, why are you puking? Don't, please don't eat that. No, Lord, forget the, forget it. Piñatas are awesome. Oh yeah they are. Charlie's puking. No, Chuck, please don't do that. Sorry guys. Alright, so it comes down. Alright. It's like a, like a mild lean. And then this comes down, pops the booty out, like that. And then we'll have to pop the booty out and come down. Yes. Yeah, we'll do the lean. We'll do the lean. Yeah, sorry, Chuck's over here eating her own puke. Don't eat that. So it's going to be a little bit of a lean. comes over, pop that ass out. Alright. Prototype, what's wrong buddy? Chuck likes to eat peeps, man, who doesn't? It's called regurgitating? Yeah, I guess you're right. Chuck, stop regurgitating. Don't eat that regurgitation.
5:24
Pop the booty. Oh, that's going to have a juicy booty. Oh, I didn't make that butt big enough. That's alright. This is only the template. Yeah.
5:58
That's the booty. So that's our piñata. Here's a booty. Thank you. Om nom nom. Eating. Alright, so we're going to cut this out.
6:23
Uh, folks, tomorrow's stream, I can't tell if it's a mini piñata or those aren't giant ass hands. This is a, this is an extra small piñata and I have giant hands. I actually do have really giant hands.
6:45
If you've ever shaken my hand before, you've probably been lost in my grip. You're going to get it? No. Here's my hand.
7:00
Touch that butt. Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. Yeah. Booty. Finger the booty. Okay. Now, this doesn't matter that, like, the cardboard's bendy and flimsy, right? Nope, no problem.
7:22
I can already imagine it. Yeah. Get this straight. That grip though. So all we gotta do is cut this one out and then this will be the template for the next piece. We just lay it on top and trace it. A friend of ours from Half Acre just dropped off a bunch of beer.
8:09
That I can't drink. Whenever Jack shakes your hand, don't fight it, embrace it. It's like a sexy wet noodle.
8:24
Yeah. Deadfish is the name of my handshaking stream. So Chunk's bedtime is actually like in about half an hour. Yeah, about half an hour. Yeah. Pretty soon. And then once Laura puts her down, she can probably come home.
9:00
Let us know what we're doing wrong. Side profile of Dilbert? Yeah, right? Kind of. This is the dead foot booty. Piñata.
9:18
Alright, so. Kind of does look a little like Dilbert, doesn't it? Okay. So there's the butt. And we're going to do like maybe a 3D Archcraft sign. Yeah, dude, we're making a... A pinata. First mistake is that extra line.
9:37
The lines don't matter. This is just the reference. Now, we do it again. Can we put a mirror down there? Yes, please.
9:55
You were a child. The scissors under your arm. What are you talking about? Are you looking for a partner?
10:07
Just trying to help out. Prototypes is being a wackadoo. Me, etc. How you doing? Good to see you, man.
10:23
Laura, did you see when me, etc. subscribed, re-subscribed live? No. Yeah. When I had the JetFlip meetup, He showed up and he subbed there while I was streaming. My man.
10:37
My man. I encourage you all to find me and sub in person. Does it matter? Okay. Here's... Does anything matter? No. Okay. Because I have the piping of the cardboard going horizontal on this one and vertical on this one. No, that doesn't matter. Okay. Step one, outline the butt. I'm chilling and trying to get work done. Nice, dude. Welcome to the chillest stream that Deadflip's going to have, which is building the booty pinata.
11:25
Laura made this. It's the Deadflip Flipper Piñata. I absolutely have no idea what I'm doing, so Laura's here to instruct.
11:41
Shouldn't this be Creative, not IRL? Eh, I don't really care. Either way. If it means anything, there's more people watching IRL.
11:55
And I'm a viewer whore, so... I will take whatever I can get. Vodcasts, lol. Alright, get up there. Uh.
12:22
So, it's the trim part that I guess I don't know You just cut like really long thin of cardboard? Yep. Okay. I thought you said tape wasn't involved in this. There is tape.
12:41
Okay. There is tape. Packing tape. Is he making an ass of sure end zero fire? We're making a booty pinata.
12:57
Some shakily bootises? Dude. I like a big poppin' booty. Just ask my wife. I like big butts. I mean, Sir Mix-a-Lot had it right.
13:27
Why am I having... Okay. Don't throw it. That piñata has been hitting those squacks. What is this stream? Boris, come on. If you make the effing this is a weird pinball machine joke, I swear to God.
14:01
I swear to God. We're making a pinata. Pinata. And you get to watch my wife feed Charlie in the background.
14:15
Charlie only eats the blood of... Hold on, here we go. Perfect. match. This is a weird pinball machine job. Pinball in disguise.
14:29
Exactly. Alright, so. This is the start of a whitewood, yes. That would be a fun stream. Okay, so step one. Outline the butt. Now we want like a shapely booty thing to pop on here. So I think we might... Yeah. We're gonna draw a booty. What's cooking in the background?
14:57
Spaghetti squash? Right? Spaghetti squash? Avocado? Yeah. Watermelon? Ha, it's IRL. I mean, this is real life. I don't know.
15:09
The cops aren't going to come in here and be like, you're doing something creative, and you're not under creative, you're freaking banned off of Twitch.
15:19
I hate this place. Wee-oo, wee-oo. Not me, dude. I love Twitch ones. You could probably trace the other one. Oh, this booty? Oh, you're right.
15:31
Dude, you so smart. Smart. I'm drunk. Nice, dude. The Gertie Squish. Smart thinking. Symmetrical booty Making electricity Shock me with an electric eel
16:12
You Ooh, girl I like my butt symmetrical I prefer like the right cheek to be a little bigger than the left cheek because that's my go-to slapping cheek
16:47
So, to make this 3D, we're going to need a couple of these, but it's good that we're getting the template built here. It's all about templates, baby. Give me the booty, I want the booty, I want the booty, show me the booty. Yeah! This is going to look great. Except for maybe it needs to extend.
17:25
Oh, that's fine. Right there. Oh, yeah. Wait a second, because we've got to lay paper over it. We can paper that underneath it so it's like a shadow behind it. And then lay that with the lighter blue on top and it will have like a shadow there. Okay. I mean, yeah. You the pro, boss. Let me cut out another one in here. Let me cut out another booty.
18:17
We're just listening to all the hipster tunes of 2006. Shadow booty. Yeah. Dude, booty shadows. Just like, we have to accentuate the under butt.
18:32
I love under butt. Why you just ate it? They look like ears. It'll look good when it's on the piñata. This is a promise.
18:53
This is promise. We have a thousand stations to live fast and die young. We have a thousand... I'm trying to save as much of the cardboard as I can for the outline border shit that we gotta do.
19:20
Like that. I love Under the Boob. Yeah. I do. Like, the cover of that Ween album, oh, baby. That album is just hachi machi.
19:35
People still say that, right? Forget about I'll just cut my talk Welcome aboard, Junior Hi, Laura Yo, UGR Gaming for 13 months in a row says hi, Laura What a turd What's up, Brandon?
20:07
How you doing, sexy? Good hanging, my dude. Good hanging. UGR and I and our buddy Stevie Franchise from Twitch did some freaking raging last night.
20:26
It was awesome. Tell her I love this apartment. Thanks to her. There you go. Tell all your friends. Yeah, hey, Internet, if you want a dope apartment, contact Laura. Except for I'm not giving you her information at all, you psychos.
20:45
Yeah, wait, this doesn't work. Boris, yeah, it was... We were helping Twitch sell the idea of them advertising on the website to Twitch. I've been recommending... Oh, nice. There you go, Laura. Wait.
21:07
Brandon, did that guy leave that awesome, sexy New Country Modern Hush? You got to tell everybody about it. It was incredible. I don't know if you can hear you, but we'll see.
21:28
Yes. Okay. I'll tell her when she comes back. Oh, she's back. He said yes. No, I was not at Twitch HQ, I was in Detroit at an ad agency. Okay, so we got the butt. Other side one of those butts. I'm sorry. Alright, now we need to decide a thickness. Correct. Ashley, we're cute. There's a lot
22:05
of smart, good looking kiddos there. Aesok, what's up buddy? So this... We're gonna make this. We're going to make the booty thick. Okay, we'll go thick with it. We will go thick with it. You making coffee? I'm making pampers. It is raining. Very good, Laura.
22:42
Alright, now how thick do we want this? That seems... Oh, you went thick. Laura went really thick. Thank God the rain didn't start on the way home. Yeah, 11 layers thick.
23:03
Yeah, that's a good idea. Just layer it over and over so that it seems like it's a finata. If you try to hit it, it won't come up. But how are you making... How are you? You know what? It doesn't matter.
23:14
This is going to go great. 50 layers, ultra thick kappa. So, is that thick enough? Yeah. But I would just get one of these.
23:37
And cut a big, long set. Oh, to wrap around? Yeah. Oh. You think you're so smart? You are pretty smart.
23:50
Who is this pinata for? Well, it's not for anybody, but if you want to buy it, it's $500. Shipped. Let's go.
24:08
Shippling and handling. Rip off. Sold. Scam. Make the butts that are the exterior smaller are the ones... Oh, yeah.
24:23
Alright, so this is already a street line, so... Real dollar... No, I only accept dollar adues. Yo, Shannon, what's up, bub?
24:38
Thick booty. PayPal? You know it. Send the money to jacksfadass at gmail.com. That's my PayPal. Come on, man.
24:59
Making the strips. These look kind of not even close. Do you have a ruler? How are you making sure that... Okay, we're fine. It doesn't matter if it's right or not. No, straight doesn't matter, but thickness. Oh, yeah. That looks great. Oh, I guess I could just use one for the template for the other.
25:18
I'm a Danny. I could put you in dust particles. Wow, that rain's really coming down. Yeah, I just thought it would be nice to do some things.
25:28
Can you hear the cats? Internet? What, what in the butt? What? That's going to be a thick booty. Oh.
25:44
Sorry, you can't see. Oh, you can't see me. Look it. Damn. Boom, boom.
25:53
Meow. Work it. Do it. Oh, man. Are we cardboard pinball today? Nah, dude. We're making a pinata butt.
26:11
Let me tell you something. The weather was going to be bad. I didn't want to stream at the studio. And going on location wasn't going to work because of the rain. So all my gear was here. So now we're streaming from home. We're making a pinot.
26:26
Alright. How many of these do I need? Maybe one more. 50 times. This would be great because we're going to make a, you know, this was ambitious enough that we were going to make a pinata, but now we're going to add a 3D element to it, you know? Okay, if you're going to do it, do it. Internet. This is for a show that we're coming up with called Pinata Wars, and it's going to be on the Travel Channel.
27:03
I mean, it's going to be on True TV. I mean, Court TV. TV, TV. Remember when it was called Court TV? And now they have shows like Impractical Jokers.
27:17
Maybe some shadow effect too. Oh, we'll get some butt shadows in there. So three of these should be enough. Now let's see.
27:24
Yeah. Alright, we're going to soften these up. The under booty. Yeah, remember TLC. Do it faster, it makes us stronger. More than ever, hour after hour. Work is never over.
27:41
What time is this show? I'm going to need to watch this show. I'm going to... There you go. Just so you guys can see more of my hands.
27:54
So we're going to put a little bend in the cardboard here so it's pliable. This is coming on Cartoon Network.
28:02
Make it. Do it. It makes us more than ever. Hour after hour, work is never over. Boom, boom, boom. Should we put this under creative? Are you a hand model? You wish.
28:19
We're going to set this under creative. I don't work, is I? I'm an alternative hand model. Alternative. I'm so alternative.
28:38
Work you never over. I feel bad. I feel bad. It should be under creative. I feel bad. I feel bad. Yo, how about them Pampers, though?
28:53
We're not sponsored by Pampers in any way. This is not an advertisement. We'll set this here so it looks like it's actually a graphic on screen.
29:06
Pampers. It's like Suicide Girls, but for hands. Exactly. Laura, remember Suicide Girls? I do. I was just trying to find one of my friends from that. She was like all over it.
29:21
I can only remember a few. So I should probably do like overshoot and then fold over, right? Yep. Okay.
29:28
Overshoot and fold over. Creative, hello guys, we're making some butt pinatas. Listen, I even spelled pinata correctly.
29:36
With the schwa thing. I feel bad putting this under creatives, then trying to be rude. F-ing rude. Card butts.
30:00
Jack needs a cat to help. I do need a cat. I am also surprised that my cats aren't in here driving me effing insane.
30:11
Wow, that's not loud, I'm sure. The sign should be at the top right corner so it doesn't spoil the... Oh yeah, you're right. Pampers. The great for doing stuff inside of.
30:49
Get your pamp on. Let's start with this one. I don't always wear diapers, but when I do, I go full Pamp. With Pampers. Pampers TV.
31:11
Internet. You would think... If Pampers came to me and they're like, Jack, we want to sponsor you, we'll give you X amount of dollars, I'd be like, let's effing go.
31:26
They are. Pampers are the best diapers. Every parent that uses diapers... Well, Laura knows more than I do, because I actually don't do anything.
31:39
Little swimmers. That's what I call my seamen. Seamens. My little swimmers. Maybe when you're 80 they'll sponsor you. No, that depends.
32:08
Do you think Pampers, how often, okay, every quarterly meeting, do you think Pampers has one guy that's going like, we're not tapping into the old person market. There's so much money to be had there.
32:23
I'd be that guy. I'd be like, listen, I got this dope commercial. We open on two old fogies in a dope car riding around. Okay? They're cruising. One of them goes, I have to pull over to go to the bathroom. And the person in the passenger seat is like, yeah, we could stop and go to the bathroom. So they stop and go to the bathroom. He gets back in the car. They cruise for just a mere two minutes. and the driver goes, hey, I gotta stop again, you know, because mail incontinence I think is a thing too. And then the person in the passenger seat just goes, don't worry about it, bro, I got you. Pulls a Depends, nay, a Pampers, adult Pampers out of their fanny pack. You throw it like a frisbee. We do a slow-mo of it in the air spinning. the guy just grabs it, puts on a pair of sunglasses, and says, I don't have to go anymore. I don't know. I was waiting for the sunrise part. Yeah. It's necessary. Gotta have sunglasses.
33:35
That's gonna be a thick booty. I just pee in a bottle like Uber drivers? Yeah. What? Yeah. I don't want to hear that shit.
33:46
I had my very first dickhead Uber driver when I was in Detroit. someone ordered an Uber for us, Brandon and I, and we weren't sure the make or model or anything of the car, and there was a bunch of Ubers sitting outside, and then we finally get the license plate number from the guy, okay, and we look in the window and go, hey, I think you're our Uber driver, and he goes, yeah, that's why I'm sitting in the middle of the fucking road, and I'm like, well sir you're not getting five stars you're in Detroit it's full of dicks actually Detroit had a lot of really right people had a lot of good people had a lot of destroyed buildings It looks like the dude that owns Little Caesars may have bought the train station, the train depot.
34:58
Buying the depot? He died doing what he loved. Buying the depot. And making cheapos. Did you show him your big hands?
35:07
Listen, man, I'll jack you off. Can you say goodnight, everyone? You're going to bed? Good job. Under the spotlight Neither black nor white Good night, beautiful baby girl.
35:23
You're covered in yogurt. Are you going to take a bath? Yeah. I needed that hat. Thank you. High five.
35:33
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get out of here. You want to blow everyone a kiss? Can you say good night to everyone? Hold on. Let's do this. Say good night. Goodbye. Bye. You smell like popcorn and yogurt.
35:56
Ow, your claws. Good night, beautiful. Say bye. Say bye-bye. Who the frick are you talking to? What kind of yogurt were you eating? Mango. It smells like popcorn. Okay. Say bye-bye, Daddy. Bye-bye, Dad. Bye, beautiful. Bye, Dad. Go get clean. You're disgusting. Super gross. See ya. Bye. No, Mama's real gross. Bye. Get lost.
36:35
Ah! Okay, get back. I love you tonight. Because we are your friends. You. Laura's leaving. I'm out. Charlie's leaving.
37:00
Rude. Listen, the sexy wife will be back. Did you? By the way, if you want to send Laura some hot sexy nudes, I'll give you her Snapchat. I think she has a fake one for the sexy stuff.
37:28
I got to get out my boxers or they're going to my neck. This is going to require some heavy taping, but I think we're on the right track.
37:43
Are you ready for something hype-related? Yeah, Boris. What do you got for me, bud? I love hype. Does she send nudes back? Yes, but I'm in them.
38:00
Welcome aboard, kid. Yo, Boris, for 16 months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up. Show some love and chat. Dude, I love you, man. Thank you so much.
38:17
You da biz, whiz. Rip headphone users. Sorry. I'll make sure to pull that a little softer next time.
38:32
Send your cat. We are your friends. I got a feeling this is going to look like shit. That's okay. We're having fun.
39:09
I prefer to this. I prefer to do this when you're calm. Oh, to do this when you're calm? Nice. Pull it harder.
39:21
Of course, my man. your friend. Toodoo. Needs to be more thick. I can't afford the thickness.
39:41
I have more than a feeling. I'm sorry. Zentron. Rude. Fucking shit up is an exact science that he's doing.
39:55
Would there be the button to produce fart sounds? That would be great. No, this is going to be for breaking, dude.
40:07
Do the tape right next to the mic. I'm sure that's exactly what everyone wants. Oh OK it coming together You never be alone Don't forget the drug hole, butthole. Yeah, I'll cut that in later. I think I got the hole ready.
40:47
The hole is ready. Okay, fold it down. Yeah. Fire into holes. It's perfect! Candy falls out of the hole. Yeah, we'll make the hole in the bottom. Fill it with Toasty Rolls? Oh my god, dude. I don't hate that idea. Okay.
41:58
Just the butt flap opens and a bunch of Tootsie Rolls. This is coming together. Just one regular-sized snickers. Just one.
42:22
Welcome aboard, kids. Uh, AJ, for 23 months in a row, dude, you were one month away from two effing years, man. I love you stud Flippers and butts up For it's me AJ How you doing dude Holy crap Booty booty booty booty Rockin' everywhere Booty booty booty booty Rockin' everywhere I love you boss Thank you so much So close to that two year mark
43:01
Oh, wait. Crystal's here. I didn't see your name. Yo, Crystal. What's up, buddy? Yeah, we're doing a... We're making a butt pinata.
43:17
The Bowen Cairns shows a dead flip video. Can't stop showing up on YouTube for me, even though I'm watching. Here's... You got me, man. It's one of my five most watched videos. For some reason. I don't know why.
43:35
That video shows up. I should look at the analytics of how I worded that. I thought you were in the D. I was deep in the D for just a night.
43:47
AJ, love you, buddy. Love you. Yeah, Bone's a freaking character, man. Alright. Now, we're going to leave a hole in the butt for the pooping of the stuff.
44:08
So this is going to go here. It's going to bend there. Deject miss, da viddies. I love viddies. Yo, Red, thank you so much for the viddies, my man.
44:25
Welcome aboard, Junior. Thank you, thank you. Hole in the butt. Good to see you, boss. Hipsmart for 11 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Clip it in the butt.
44:39
How's everyone doing this evening? Y'all having fun? Anything crazy happen while I was away? Mathematical background. It would be interesting to see him make a table.
44:59
Oh, to design a pinball machine? You know, I thought about it, and I got a lot of what I like to think are great ideas for a pinball machine, but at the end of the day, I don't want that responsibility.
45:13
I'd love to be just like a bug in one of the designer's ears, you know? Or just be like, dude, put a dick here.
45:24
Prototype, that's awesome, man. How do you know what time you followed? Holy shit. You followed me at 1154 AM? Where are you from, prototype?
45:36
I have your address, but I don't know where you're from. Laid back, laid back, laid back like a true layback. I swear I've been followed for at least six months. Eh, probably. You know, those bots aren't always correct. Jack was so young. Rude! Yo, I'm gonna murder this cat. If you click on someone's name then click on stats it will... Oh, dope. I didn't know that. I should have made the butt one solid piece. I'm a dickhead. No, we're good. It'll be covered in cray paper. Oh, Better Twitch TV has it? There, the tape should smooth the booty out there a little bit.
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Like an old feeling, simple. No repetition, no pain. Boom! It looks amazing. It's a little bumpy, but like I said the paper is going to smooth that out. So we're going to finish taping this down because I only like prelim taped some of these parts. There you go. That actually looks really good. Thanks Walt. Hello, people. It's a beautiful night for golf here in Detroit. Skip Natty. Sorry we didn't get to hang, my man.
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Like I mentioned in that tweet, I got to come back. Because I had so many freaking people hitting me up. I went to some place called Punchbowl Social.
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Um, and then I went to some Chinese joint in the middle of nowhere, and then I ended up at the Westin Hotel, uh, what are you gonna put in it? Tootsie Rolls. For the poop effect. No, I've been out of town prototype. I've been out of town. C-A-R-I-O-U.
48:54
But this place, Punchbowl Social, that I went, they had bowling alleys upstairs and downstairs. Or downstairs and upstairs. I don't know why I emphasized downstairs.
49:08
Shabu. pull the pinata string get pinball string down on you dear god once bone coming back from the stream we should get him out here uh I think you the patrons of his show might have to get him out here though he used to have business out here and that's why he was on the show uh but he no longer has business in Chicago so unfortunately. Unfortunately.
49:44
Shamu. Wait. Oh, there we go. Alright. Think he'll come for Expo? So, um, that's a tough call. Honestly, I don't know.
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I should just make a bunch of these and mail stuff in them to people. Turn that tape a little bit. We have a bowling alley where I live, and every Saturday they'll let you play three hours worth of bowling games you play. Oh, nice. I threw my first bowling ball like in many years while I was there but I was also blackout drunk because drinking hard liquor is confusing for my brain alright folks can y'all spam the butts really quick so I can get an idea of what the colors are here
50:59
Alright, so we've got a skin tone and a light blue. So we've got a skin tone right here. Super pink or less pink? Yeah, I think this is more of the tone we want.
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Caucasian skin tone. Yeah? Okay. Yo, Swaggis, what's up, buddy? Jack said, I've been to the stream yesterday. What was the situation in the group? It was an ad agency. Yeah, this is super pink.
51:43
It was an ad agency that I was helping Twitch sell the idea of Twitch so that they could advertise on that site. It was cool. And I'm probably going to be doing a lot more of that, actually. Alright, blue. The pants are... Well, what do we do for butt shadows? Like this darker blue? Yeah. So we're going to take these two for butt shadows, right? Pants, butt shadow. Crate paper is impossible to like keep together because it's so delicate. Junk boys, junk boys, junk boys. Hopefully some future work brings you to Des Moines. be cool, man. I really just do whatever Twitch says. So we'll see you at Abbott. The drink I am inviting is tequila and LaCroix. This is Sousa, like a silver tequila. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Gets the job done. I do miss beer. Oh boy, do I miss beer. How to donate to kids nowadays, there's a link directly down below, Boris. At all times, that link is there, and you can donate to the kids. It should be the very first link right below the video. The very first thing.
53:50
Okay, so this is going to go around here. I think that's where this loop... Yeah, St. Jude's for us. We've had the St. Jude one going for a little bit. the...
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What? Can I tell you something? Yo, Bad Stuart, how you doing, stud? Good to see you, man. This has a delicious sugary taste.
54:43
Why would you ever do this? Yeah, J. Did, we're making a piñata, my man. Real life butt pinata. Yeah, look, this is it so far.
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And we're going to make a 3D butt cheek coming off of it. Now, here's where I would want Laura, but we're just going to play this by ear. Dvi cable for my computer so I can use my camper's pew... Internet! Two things. One, I'm getting one of those Elgato stream decks just for being a cool dude. And two, Elgato's coming out with a new piece of technology that is going to change how sexy some of these cameras are. Obviously we'll always have this sexy SOB, but we might have a few more of those instead of using webcams. So that every camera we use is 60 FPS with an optical zoom. Elgato is a capture card company.
56:08
All right, on. Tater Sal, they go on sale all the freaking time, dude. Like, all the time. I'm nervous about this and kind of want Laura to do this instead.
56:26
I reminded Deadflip about something. You're welcome. Fill the tiny liquor bottles. That is what's up.
56:38
I mean, so if I, let's think about this. Wait for Laura. So if I do some in the front. No, I think we got this. Because what I can do. Home. arts and crafts with Jark Janger
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Okay. Yay if I should wait. Nay if I should just go ahead and do it. And if we wait, we'll just shoot the ship for a little bit.
57:59
So we have one for wait, one for go. One for wait. Dude, Tradition, holy shit. That is amazing. Alright, everyone wants me to wait. Is this a Pinterest project? Big Butt Girl. We're just making a pinata out of my butt emote.
58:20
Never hurts to ask another person. Okay, we'll wait. We'll wait for Laura. How you doing, Big Butt Girl?
58:27
Tradition, holy sharts. You've got a TX sector. You know, if you need to drop it off anywhere, man, you know who to call. That's freaking lit, dude. For two... How did you do this? Got a paper mache that butt. I know. But I think I'm going to ask. I'm going to wait for Laura. And we've got the 3D We got 3D booties Are you fucking kidding me? $200? Yeah, right, how busted is it?
59:11
From scratch? Yo, Big Buck Gunner I haven't done anything like this Since like grade school So the fact that we made it this far without any help Is like killing it It's mint besides some slight cabinet wear on the... How do you find these deals, man? You're one of those guys.
59:33
This is called... I made a butt. And then we're going to fill it with Tootsie Rolls. And we have a little flap that we're going to cut here. So that the Tootsie Rolls fall out of the butt.
59:51
How about a triple butt? A lady sold it to me, but she looked like a dude, so what? Rest is minty, including playfield. Dude, just tape that cheek on and start painting.
60:08
It's not big butt girl, guys. Come on. Sarah's a cool cat. Also found a new old stock tails from the crypt playfield today. Dude.
60:21
No tissue required at this point. Wait. Hold on. What am I doing? Just take that cheek out and start painting.
60:34
Painting? But I thought I had to put this on. For it to be pink. I don't know how to do this. Laura made this.
60:51
The dead flip flipper. Throw that in the garbage. The crepe paper? Get out the paint. paint I mean we have some paint okay wait for it Sarah the dead flip I didn't want to bust it man I didn't want to break it look at this thing we made this we frickin made this it's it's the right facing, but glue strips then cut tiny notches. Yeah. But, okay, okay. So here's what we'll do.
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Yeah, by the way, tradition, I'm going to need that, um, medallion you have around your neck that gives you free cool stuff.
62:12
Alright, I'm not doing... Guys, calm down. I'm not doing anything. Laura's here. She's going to help us do this.
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How are you doing? Hi, Wade. Can you help? Look what I did. I made this thing. That's perfect. Okay. Ready?
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Pull up the chair. Okay. Pull up the chair. You're on. You're on? Well, that punk is playing at my house. My house. If you want to borrow TX, it's sitting at my parents' house in the North Coast suburbs. Dude, I'd be happy to pick it up, man. I would be elated to go pick that up.
62:50
Don't sniff the glue. Just lick it. I did lick it, and it was sweet. You know what's weird? Is this glue... Have you stuck your tongue to this?
62:59
It's sweet. Why would they do that? Animal parts. What is TX Factor? It is a crazy awesome pinball machine that sounds amazing. Wouldn't be opposed to letting you keep it for a while, but it hasn't gone through like all my other pickups.
63:21
So, tradition. I can take a quick look at it, or I can just leave it as is. It doesn't matter. The danger that's... Oh, Laura, thank you. The danger that's good at playing pinball is finally here. Correct.
63:37
Guys, you're so rude. All the plates were stacked up behind, underneath that, behind the change. You see it? Cool. Alright, so Laura's going to help us with this.
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Because I need help. I'm a no-go to deeds. check is upgraded from paste to glue stick oh I need a new my lighting ring has seen better days
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is working the delwa I'm seeing better days. So Laura's going to give us a hand here. If you folks don't know, this is Laura Danger.
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This is my wife. She does pinata for a living. I'm a professional amateur pinata. She's made two, which is double what I've done. but after this hashtag team Laura Jesus guys come on rude can I have that no it's a butt man hold on use this check them out alright grab a chair that chair is only there to stop Chuck from messing with shit alright so I have are these your colors yes team deadfoot yes We are a family. All right. So it's going to be pink and blue, right? Internet, spam the butts for me really quick.
65:43
Okay. So you get your color. Yeah. And the way it's folded is fine. You want to make sure that there's ends. And I'm just going to cut strips, long strips, and then I'm going to fray it.
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Ah, okay. Here, show me. Yeah. Don't hold back. Black, white, gray. Okay. Don't hold back. Dude, that bass. What is going on? Some heavy bass. Yo, Red. I was driving behind someone the other day whose bass was so heavy that I actually felt like vomiting in my car.
66:30
Yeah. Alright, so you're going to make one long strip. Is this Q-Tip singing in this song? That sounds like him.
66:42
Whoa. Galvanize. All we need is Chuck to do the kid thing and eat the glue, and it's full Danger Family props thing.
66:53
Okay, so I have it stripped. It's not perfect, but it works. It's not perfect. And then I'm just going to start spraying it. Can you see that internet? Okay.
67:11
Don't hold back. You want to keep it stripped here because this is where you're going to glue it. Okay. So you can start on another one of those. You'll probably need it. Would you say that I've done the hard part? Or do, yes. Well, it's time consuming. Yes. The next part. I can't, I don't, there's no more scissors.
67:32
I get it. You keep cutting. I don't want to cut anything. What if I'm a lefty? Can I still accomplish this? Absolutely, Gligger.
67:46
Whoooa! Galvanize. Don't smoke crack. Eat some food. A small snack. No! What if the paper's moving? What if your husband's too stupid to do this?
68:16
I'm a too stupid. The time has come to push the button. Whirl. So, no dabbing. And we're trying not to dab right now. My finger is on the button. My finger is on the button. Push the button. Push. I'm gonna like cut. I'm a pinball player, not a pinata maker, exactly. I'm getting too old for this shit. Don't hold back. Oh, uh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, don't hold back, I'm doing it, mom, I'm doing it, don't hold back, you fucked it up, just throw it away, rude, my cuts are perfect, they're fatter than hers, so we'll go thinner,
69:44
Looks like you gotta do all the cutting. Come on, get the camera. Hold my beer. Oh, and then you like layer it. Don't hold back. Bob would be proud. I'm sure he would.
70:37
Push that button. Push that button. Needs more butt. Well, we have another cheek. We're gonna try a 3D effect. Never before seen in pinata technology. A 3D pinata. What goes in the butt? Tootsie Rolls. Or as someone mentioned just one large Snickers bar. Yeah, go look one more place.
71:36
I'll just do all the effing work over here. Albino got a job offer? Dude! Congrats on Albino. That's awesome, dude. Congratulations. That's huge. Job offers are the best offers.
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Except for... Other offers, which are also good offers. Those are propositions, actually. Welcome aboard, Junior.
72:12
Dude, no cone. I've been here too long. For 15 minutes. Less than three. Thank you. Welcome back to the league. You're amazing. Thank you for maintaining membership. Ladies and gentlemen, flip your butts up. Dude, you're the shit.
72:27
That hurt my wrist for some reason. What is this, a craft stream? Yo, Chad, we're making a butt pinata. Look at this thing.
72:37
We're making a butt pinata. Listening to booty clapping music. Awesome. Butt pinata, hey boo. Now I can do it.
73:01
Red. By the way, thank you so much for the bits, dude. Keep them coming, baby. Is the TV show The Joy of Pinata making? Yes.
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Well, some of I know. Congrats, man. Oh, you've seen those pinbox things? I sure have, Chad. They're awesome. What is the butt pinata for? Well, it was a last minute idea because I didn't want to stream to the studio and it was going to rain so I couldn't go on location anywhere.
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And Laura's like, let's make a pinata. So here we are. All right, we're about to stay free. One more time, we're going to celebrate.
73:49
Small ass ass. Your kitchen looks old school. I like it. Yeah, dude. Chad, we've got like an old farm sink. Look at this thing.
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$500. You can have it. 500 bones for this booty. Filled with Tootsie Rolls. You can stop. This is just going to be shit we get to hang in the studio, man.
74:21
One more time. 500 boners, please. Um, wait. So Laura's slacking on her chopping duties. You know, I could pull up Discord if you guys wanted to chat.
75:06
Oh, we're in front of a bunch of glasses. You found a glass? Oh, that's my fucking dope glass. I can start drinking in public again.
75:21
Nothing? Well, I chopped mine already. Okay. So, ready to start. So I'll give you this. I'll give you this. You can have this. Careful with your drink and stuff. Thank you. And I'll continue chopping this. You want me to start gluing? Yeah, I want to see how you're going to do this. Yo, ceiling fan, fuck off. Want me to pull it? Nah, we straight. It's going to get hot in here. I can open the lid back up.
75:55
Alright, so you are going to... I would even go higher, a little bit higher, closer. You don't need a huge line of space to go. Okay, so what you're going to do is you're basically just going to do it like this. women. Yo, Hooch, what's up, buddy? Let's just do it.
76:24
And then lay it down. Um, I did that wrong. I did it backwards. Okay, you want to start from the bottom.
76:33
So... Yeah, because you're going to layer. It's like layering shingles. It's like when you get shingles. So I guess I really shouldn't start this yet. Because we need the blue. You want the pants first, right? Yeah.
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Okay. Okay, we'll just bundle those up, and we'll get moving on the blue. Okay, Internet, can you send me some butts? I chose the two blues. So the light blue is the pants, the dark blue is the butt shadow. Okay.
77:03
We might be good on pink after that. I'm going to cut my effing mic cable. Yo, Red with 100 bitties making the booty clap. Thank you, boss. You are a freaking gem. Can I get some hearts and chat for Red, please? Dude, you are always here spamming them bits, and I can't thank you enough, man.
77:29
Laura, show this guy some boobs. I'll post them up for you real quick. Hold on. A set of boobies. Those are birds, right?
77:41
Teamwork makes the dream work. Remember that commercial? Good bones. Why is this hurting my wrist? Alright, I give up. Alright.
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Audio disappears. You know what happens, guys. Wait. Oh, right. Because I cut it. Snurp. I'll take my wrist and stay. Anymore cutting. Okay.
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Take me over, take me over. Always a good time here. Ah, Red, I love you, buddy. You're not gonna cut me, don't worry. Go hard. Fuck, I said... Just kidding! Dark blue first. It's gonna make it look like he's got pee pants. This one's kinda big. Oh well.
79:14
He's gonna look like he's got pee pain now. I still remember somebody who battled me out for Bit Daddy.
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Is Red currently Bit Daddy? Yeah. What's that friend name? BitDaddy? My BitDaddy. Internet, what should we do tomorrow? I have to have a meeting with my manager. Ummm...
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But that's really all I got going on. Didn't you say I had to do something with you? In the morning I wanted to go into work, but I figured it out.
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Okay. Do nothing? Nah, man, I gotta do something. We gotta sit back and relax. And that's how deadflips all apart.
80:15
Yeah. Bit daddy around to skip natty. Oh, yeah. A day off. Lol. Get drunk. Okay. Do anything but stream. Prototype. Why are you trying to keep me off the internet, dog?
80:28
Stream some random bar game. I think that's what we do. Go to Navy Pier and be a tourist. Yo That actually sounds pretty dope Hmm Hello Okay Alright, here we go, internet.
80:48
Did we eat dinner? No. I ate some stuff. How are we gonna cook dinner and help me with this at the same time? Okay.
81:01
Lol. Stream that T-suit. We gotta... We gotta figure that out. We can trim it later if you want, Wes. Yeah.
81:21
We could just do it all the way around. Wrap around, I guess. Okay, we're wrapping. Can you guys see this? We're wrapping it.
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And it's just long enough, too. I like it. And since crepe paper is so delicate, just a little bit of glue is like holding it all on.
81:51
So delicato. And then you just layer that. Yep. That's it? Ride the Ferris wheel, you won't come in. Dude, Ferris wheel would be cool.
82:03
Yeah. Well, shit. Really? Wait, are you doing the wrong side of the body? No, you're doing great. Yeah.
82:19
This band is called Cut Copy. They're great. I want an enchilada. Why don't you cut? Or do you want to take? Do you want to go?
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Oh, you need more strips? I think so, yeah. Do you want to close there or further apart? Just make sure you cover up the gap. I think that's good right there.
82:48
I'll reach out to you tonight. I'll cut more strands. Looking sweet. It's going to be dope. I wonder if I'm sure... Can you get enchiladas from a restaurant? Yeah. Like, how about that Hispanic joint that we go to and get our steak burritos? Yeah. We're not happy with them, right?
83:19
Not the one nearby. I mean, the newer one, no. I'm not happy with that. Old school one I'm super happy with. Always. Yeah, I'm cutting more strips.
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I'm strip cutting. I'm just trying to look at the thickness. Cutting here too. I have freaking meat paws, so I'm like destroying the crepe paper. It is a delicate process.
83:54
He sucks at cutting, always complaining about that wrist. Guys, I'm a professional pinball player. I have bad wrists.
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I think it's the angle at which I'm sitting at this table. I have to stand up. I'm standing. Oh, yeah, that just immediately changed everything.
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Yeah, we good now, boys. Ah! Oh yeah, the audience went all day. With butts on fire, I'll reach out to you tonight.
84:42
With hearts on fire, I'll reach out to you tonight. Woo! So how's everybody doing out there? Any of you ever made one of these? Yeah, who needs a pinata?
85:02
Go, Laura Danger's Hot Pinata Service. Spicy Hot Pinatas. Someone told me in L.A. there's like a whole giant market for custom pinatas. I mean, you could probably sell fucking custom...
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I keep wanting to say enchiladas. Piñatas on, like, Etsy or something. Yeah, there are some of those out there already.
85:33
Custom... Custom piñata sellers. They don't have a name for themselves, like, nioters? Custodters? There's a market for everything, I feel.
85:44
That's a sweet looking butt. Thanks, Asa. The pinata's pretty good, too. Gatom. That was too high. What? Just looking. I can't see chat because of the microphone.
86:04
You're killing it, Laura. Thanks, Nate. How do I fill my nudes and make a lot of money? Start out by selling them for a dollar. Like, is there an Etsy for nude photos?
86:26
Just be a cam girl, dude. It's really not hard. I can't. I'm contractually obligated not to be. Oh, I guess only for video gameplay.
86:36
I can be a cam girl. Yeah, both of us within the frame. much taller than I am. Oh, and I'm leaning over, yes.
86:53
Okay. I am a big boy. I'm being big boy. Hey, big boy. Friend people send these to me, they will pay you to keep them to yourself. Those near motherfuckers sent me five bucks, but you're getting a freaking inbox full of my D.
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Snowcone, I love you, dude. It's your birthday. Ah, ah, ah. No, that's better. It will be castrate. Ah, ah, ah. So many bands sound just like that. But this fan is from a while ago. They smell great. And smell good. It's just... Is there a gas leak in here? What is going on?
87:56
Did you guys know that it's like a truth serum, talking to somebody and asking people questions while they're doing something? I had a job interview once where they gave me a bunch of stuff, and they were like, what can you make out of this? It was like a bottle cap and some mesh and some other stuff, and they just asked me questions while I did it, and then afterwards she told me that most people are much more honest if they're busy doing something. Really ask me anything.
88:32
Do you? I'm already done. You took too long. Do you like spaghetti? I don't know. Boris, how are you doing, sexy? Rushed in here and thought you were playing Viva Pinata. This is cool though. Wobbly, how you doing man? We're making butt pinatas.
88:52
I like your windows... your widow's peak. Oh, B? Yeah, she's got a heavy one, dude. Look at that shape.
88:59
She looks like freakin' Eddie Munster. So this is me and my wife. This is how tall I am compared to Laura.
89:09
All right. I'm going to hand this off to you in a sec. No, you've got to do the finishing. Unless you're going to do something food-related. I can do something food-related. Are you hungry? Yeah. Yeah, I could eat. Do you want... That's a dominant trait. Yeah. Do I want one?
89:38
Dead ass? fake noodles with stuff. Oh, right. And that's what I have. Um, not awkward looking at all. Totally normal. Looks like you're wearing a frilly dress.
89:53
Frilly dress. Guys, what should we eat? Yeah, what should we eat? Order some Domino's. Well, we're, we don't do Domino's. We don't do Domino's. We have pizza for lunch. We, we have a, there's so many hipster local pizza joints, there's no reason to do Domino's.
90:15
Alright, I'm going to try one now. Which direction are we going in? Around that way. Why? Are you fucking left-handed? I started here.
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And I went that way. Be my baby. One more time. In fact, that sounds amazing. Lights and music are on my mind.
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We're not dead. Wait, perfect. What? Next. Domino's is good and all. I do like Domino's. We just like to eat from, we like to support local joints, if that makes sense. We pizza local Domino's is good Domino's is the only pizza company with a pinball machine
91:28
Pequod's is fire Oh my god dude Pequod's is more than fire my friend Click, click, click, click, click, click.
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Internet. Buy a book if you can name this band. Internet. Every day and night. see ya blues. Totino's made a party pizza pinball? Really? Yo, I take it back. Apparently Totino's is on that pinball tip. On a disco, on a steamy disco. One, two, three, oh you know what you've been asking for. Everything you think and everything you feel is all around I did one. You got it.
92:46
Snap, snap, snap, snap. No, everything's flying everywhere. Jack, Jack, Jack, see you, bub. Are you free tomorrow to do a pair string on your pin? Jack was trying to figure out what to string. Oh.
93:01
Crystal thing is, Do you know what you have to do with your pen? Do you know what you need to do? Do you have zithers?
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Because, I mean, I'm an okay resource for doing that shit, but I'm no Gavin Miller, that is for sure.
93:23
Le Tiger Woot. Snowcone. What were you up to today, man? What were you doing today? How are you? Fine thanks. You're not going to find me, I'm sorry. No, because I'm so bored at home. I'm being out of here by the Super Bowl. I'm an early on board.
94:01
Well, here's the thing, Crystal. That Nick fella charges for his time. So, that's on you. You want an EM? Dude, EMs are great.
94:12
Yeah, that Nick fella charges for his time. So, you know, it'd be cool to get him on the show. but I am in no position pretty much ever to pay money to be on my show see you later
94:32
see you later what were you up today I was just traveling all day dude I flew from the D this morning and then was so, uh, tie-red that I slept most of the day. Came home, kissed my family, slept on the couch. Where I belong. But we do have the internet. I'm not asking the internet for money to bring someone on my show. I'm the celebrity here, crystal. Come on. I'm talking about tips, idiot. What do I need? I am not raising money to bring someone on my show.
95:40
Never happening. It's dead. I think she means I'm repairing. Oh. I still don't know what you're talking about. Alright, it's got really booty. Looking good.
96:06
I'll be a guest on your show for $20 and a PBR. I love you, Crystal. Listen, at least you know when you're being fucked with. That's all that matters.
96:30
Alright, internet, spam some butts. I need to know how high up this goes. Can it get no higher, can it get no higher? It's dead. Alright, we're getting there. It's dead, oh. That's what she said. I don't know how high up it goes. Girl.
97:05
It doesn't even hit. Laura, that's what she said could be applied to someone saying, this sandwich is old.
97:15
But what's this for? We do, baby. Oh, my God. The wind. Thank you for the butts. everybody. Hey.
97:41
This is going to look freaking fire, boys. And girls. I bet in pinata factories they don't have any fans.
98:03
Because this is fucking impossible. You should turn it up. The cheese is old and moldy. The sandwich is old. No!
98:21
Oh man, this booty is going to be... What? Topping up? Topping and clapping. One question though. Where does the beer go? We're going to cut a hole in the butt.
98:33
Yo, Random, what's up, buddy? We're going to cut a hole in the booty. What are you cutting back there, bub?
98:43
Stuff for a salad. Oh, nice. Laura's making salad. I'm just putting everything in the fridge. I'm, like, so effing tired of eating. Well, I want to, like, die. but the thing is I did have a pizza snack and I'm starting to like I can see my body getting sexier I'll post something on Snapchat so you guys can see how sexy my body's looking
99:17
there before I told you how you could be Would you go along with someone like me? Is Sally code for pizza? Geez, I wish. I wish we had more pizza.
99:35
Add a little history. Do we have more pizza? No. Okay. We don't have any more pizza. I did before and had my share. It didn't lead my way.
99:51
The but is the hardest part. That's what she said. Welcome aboard, kid. Seven months of watching this idiot do stupid shit like make finiatas. I could be putting my money into an IRA or something.
100:16
Crystal, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Crystal, this is your IRA.
100:24
IRAs are bullshit. Yeah. Also, IRAs actually are super bullshit. So, don't sweat it. Don't sweat it. And if you want, like, some text knowledge and business knowledge, we'll hook you up.
100:44
I love you, Biebs. Thank you, buddy. Crystal, I love you. Love you. I love you. People tend to disappear.
101:02
No, they're not the unrest you do. We've almost got the butt. And I'm working on the angle of the pants. Wait. Oh, it's got to go down. Okay, no, we're doing it right. We're doing it right.
101:18
I've got to get the angle of the pants right. Let me rotate this a little bit more this way. Fuck. That was too much. Now you can see my D.
101:34
Scarlet, not available. It's funny hearing a British man say all that. All that. Yeah, I'm here for the butt pinatas. I don't know why y'all are here, but... Look, it's thick with the pray paper.
102:00
It's gonna get better. It's gonna get thicker. I'm sure it's about to get thick. No salad commands. I still like pizza. I can still eat pizza. I can't cut everything out.
102:28
Laura said apparently it'll shut down my liver. My kidneys. So I can still eat some crap. Just moderation. PB&J, baby. Dude, PB&Js are so good. Oh, fuck I mean, Laura. What? You brought a glue stick.
102:51
Uh-oh. How many glue sticks do we have? One. We have another? No. That's it. Don't add it up. There's no... One pair of scissors in this house and one glue stick.
103:18
Don't F it up, she says. Listen, you're used to high-pressure games. It's just, like, one big game within one. What the fuck are you talking about?
103:33
She used her mom voice, yeah. I can give you what you want. I can make your heart beat short. It keeps fucking falling out. Bunny na na na na na. I can make a toast you crave. Jack, we told you to not eat the glue stick. I didn't, I thought there was more glue than this. I'm upset.
104:20
I've never been more upset. The tasty, delicious glue. Can you be the slightly fly? I can make your mouth run dry.
104:41
Come on and dip your dipper. Show me what you're here for. Jack, I feel I'm surrounded by mods. Okay, let's unmod people.
104:53
Or mod people. I don't know. It's not... We have to do the same. I just want to be a mod too. You're just trying to be a mod.
105:02
Well, you know what, prototype? You got to catch me on a drunker night when you ask me that. Typically, I'm a pretty giving gentleman when I'm intoxicated.
105:21
That's what she said. I'll be a mod, random. I'm not asking for mod. Uh-huh. Sure, buddy. All right. Folks, I'm going to need some periodic butt spams every once in a while so I can see what I'm doing. Do you guys see the wind blowing everything everywhere? Thank you for the booties. They're hungry? Huh? They're hungry? I'm starving, woman.
106:17
What's that? Rude. The butt looks ridiculous. Looks fantastic. That looks great. It is. It tastes really good. What pinata? What's up, Ganja?
106:36
We're getting there, buddy. It's good? All alone. There might be some left there. It's not enough. It's not going to hurt. I'm going to do a little segment just for the booty here. it's getting a little hard to... You guys want to see this salad? It looks good. Is there mushrooms in there? Yep. Is there chicken? No. What is that meat? Turkey. What's the protein? Turkey? Turkey and bacon.
107:40
Whoa, good portions. Dude, we don't do BS salads here. We know salads don't really fill people up, so you've got to have as much content in that bowl. The only thing that's missing is a hard-boiled egg. Yeah, hard-boiled eggs in a salad is a must.
108:07
Stop it. Stop. Laura's on fire tonight. Yeah, she's doing pretty good. Okay. Yeah. So one more strip and it's time to start the skin. Looks great. Yeah.
108:28
There you go. Where'd that go? In your salad? That might be enough to get us here. needs french dressing I don't know about that here's the deal salt pepper and oil is all you need with a little balsamic yeah salt pepper and oil and balsamic vinegar is really all you need but I do like a good french dressing and none of that orange french dressing bullshit it's gotta be the red Crystal's got it right though and in fact pecans and cranberries um red french dressing on anything Italian like lasagna or something is freaking amazing.
109:18
Let me see some of that skin. We've already got it cut. It's ready to go. I was initially surprised when I did this at how much I used. We cut all of that blue stuff and there are only a few slices left. Slices.
109:49
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump. More butts please, more butts, more butts. We're getting there. Pity, pity, scooby-dee, pity, pity.
110:12
Appreciate it, Wolfie. Thank you. Alright, skin time. Have a bite of that. Mmmmm! I planned to do the crack. Well, MooBot, you freaking troll.
110:54
My fingers are all gluey. Dude, Crystal, that sounds great. Can I have the chicken? I would also like the chicken.
111:18
But it's turkey. Turkey's good, too. Turkey's really good. It's just a garbage salad. Whatever they like. What would be best is if there were peppered cheesies in there, but there were none. We don't have any sort of pepper or anything in there? No, just pickles. Tons of pickles. We do like our pickles. We like pickled everything. We got pickled beets, pickled peppers, and Laura pickles some of her own stuff. My grandmother does a lot of pickling.
111:52
This year my beets are teeny tiny. I've just been sautéing them. Your tiny little teeny beets? Teeny tiny beets. Can I hazga turkey? Yeah, turkey's a shit, man. Trust keeps coming back again. Yo, Ponzi, what are you doing here, buddy? Hang out.
112:29
I just want to touch you. My grandmother is a pickle too. I'm sorry. That sucks.
112:52
My grandmother's a pickle. My wife's a pickle. Pickle Rick! You don't like pickles? Dude, get the frick out of here. Pickles are the best thing ever. The thing about saying you don't like pickles is like, pickles can taste like anything. Yeah, you can make pickles taste like... They can be spicy pickles, they can be not spicy, they can be salty, they can be vinegary. They can be sweet. They could be sweet pickles, like those little baby gherkins. Little sweet baby gherkins. Oh. Oh bam bam. Yo Corey, where the frick did you get that pickle? Hmm. That is a great three-parter pickle emote. I love pickles. Yeah, pickles are the shit. It's a sausage, too.
114:13
Oh, that must be my boy, Brobiky. Gory's a fan of the bro, bro-be-cue. You got that stroke down? One of the few bros I can handle. I think this is the first time I've had blue cheese in like two years.
114:50
Gory, that's awesome, dude. Bro, if he was one of your first subs, that's awesome. He's such a cool dude.
114:58
Aw, Gory, I love you, stud. That's sort of special, I guess. Yeah, I'll take it. You can't trust it. This is getting dire here, Bee. May I look for another one? Yeah. Sleepyhead. It looks like the rare blue poop. Jack was my first sub and only real sub. I have one other, but it's a Twitch friend sub. Wolf, you're the businessman.
115:49
I love you, B. The one true sub. Man, I'm hoping you find something I don't want this to be three-fourths of the way done Crunchy poop.
116:33
Blue rare poop pinata? Yeah, right. I got a jam, but yo, JD, come to the arcade to scrim tomorrow. You mean Logan?
117:01
Are you saying come to Logan tomorrow? I don't know if that's a possibility because I do have a meeting with my manager, but I don't know what time. So we'll see. I'll play it by ear. I do have to contact Nathan and then I'm going to stream.
117:18
I have the Electric Heel song stuck in my head now. You fine, baby. Just get turned on like an electric heel.
117:33
I'm making a map of... Give me that salad. I'm guessing that's not... Serena, shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up!
118:59
This is going to get so close and you're not going to have enough glue to finish it. This is ridiculous.
119:13
I'm a creative streamer now. Oh yeah. The skin's looking fly. Okay, this is all I've got. Oh my god. Well, last resort. Why are their Whoppers so low from Pinberg? Because I didn't compete and I'm the frickin' best. Honestly, I don't know, dude. That's really weird. Yeah, because Whoppers last year were, like, humongous, right? Um, I think there weren't a lot of Whoppers for the Intergalactic Tournament because, uh, the queuing was so long. People they want to have to deal with it.
120:02
Yo. Yo, Chromio. Right? You know what I'm saying? Let me tell you that it's only a ball of sand walking down... Yo, Rip City. Thanks, man.
120:17
That's the end of the game. And don't say that he can't help speak. Oh, dear. You know, if you got a boy like him, a man like me, and that's just not the same, Look. Yeah, whoppers.
120:32
Whoppers are, it's the term for the world ranking pinball score point. Yeah, this is what I can't get rid of anymore. So, it almost looks pixelated on screen.
120:52
Chromio is the Hall and Oates of the 2010s You want to fill that back up I can Oh the whole thing I don want to get my hand gross I'll start doing it. Getting my hands gross? Yeah. Oh, you mean gluing? Do you think you could handle the gluing part? Yeah. Like very thin, maybe wipe with your finger? Okay, Laura's going to take over the butt. Oh my god. I'm going to do it. Okay, go. Yes. Thank you.
121:24
All right. You think this is done, though? It is not giving me anything anymore. I don't know what boobs and crafts is, but I'm in. Great. Boobs and crafts?
121:43
Yeah, it's done. What if I just put blue right here? Isn't that a little low? It should be fine. Okay.
122:00
Nice rescue. Thank you. Internet, you want to see the jack portion? Excuse you. I do need an Amazon, I gotta update my Amazon wish list. I have one, did it disappear? What's the command for it? There isn't one. Oooh. So maybe I'm doing it wrong. There's so much blue cheese in here and I love it.
122:49
I figured, why leave any? Oh my god. In the container? Forget it. Jeff eats a salad out of a Stanley Cup.
122:59
Stanley Cup. Guys, my least favorite thing. I've been a teacher now. This will be my sixth year. friggin' markers and wet, drippy glue. They're so dumb. There's no reason for this. Nothing. Unless you're doing, like, paper mache, you don't need this. No reason.
123:29
Jake Drippenhaag. Internet, do yourself a favor and go watch Detroiters immediately. it's freaking hilarious this is big dripping hot France Keeper Willie's there he's Jack big dripping hot Rip City Kirk I am eating a salad alright prototype I love you buddy have a good night oh no Big Drippin' Hall. Okay, I'm taking that off.
124:12
The Laura edition of What Grinds My Gear. You know what grinds my gear? Friggin' markers. Big Drippin' Hall. So dumb. What kid do you know can color in line with a marker? No one. No kid. No kid can do it. They will get it all over your stuff. And themselves. Zero fire. You should be hungry. This salad isn't pretty.
124:37
It's the blue cheese. You could have put fucking dirt ones in here. No, it's just a good salad. You're welcome.
124:58
So I usually use like spring, a spring mix for my salads. I actually enjoy that more. Yeah, because I mean... Iceberg lids. I do like the spring mix with the arugula and shit in it. Yeah. But that's a different kind of salad. It's like a hefty salad. This is a real salad.
125:18
You just made some barbecue smoked portobello mushrooms. Ooh. Never even thought to combine barbecue with my portobello mushrooms. Oh, there you go. Skip Neddy says, Detroit is great. I went to high school with Sam from that show. Thanks. I just learned that he was on Beef. I didn't watch Beef. But Jack and I were talking about how, like, I just haven't seen those guys in anything else.
125:44
Super funny, though. Don't huff all that glue, Jack. You drunk now? I'm drunk on glue. What the fuck? NPR uses this song all the time. Really? Mm-hmm. For what? For the cutaways.
126:19
Veep is great, too. I've heard great things about it. I have not seen it. I saw a miracle of a week. I would let you leave the room and follow me. Lead up on the floor and even do the twerk. Work.
126:50
Work, girl. If anyone has any piñata-based questions, have you ever played Viva Piñata? The piñata aesthetic is great. That would be, I've never seen the back glass, but I imagine that's got to look pretty fun.
127:17
Huh? Is it a pinball machine about piñatas? Oh. Then why does it have piñata in it? Viva Piñata? Yeah. It's a video game. Oh, okay.
127:31
No, Viva Piñata is a video game about raising piñatas. Raising them from tiny baby pinatas? Like little animal pinatas.
127:43
Sounds like a fun game. What was that game we used to play? Jack or Laura, did you ever enjoy Backstreet Boys or... I don't know what Westlife is, but BSB was my jam. I had two walls in my bedroom growing up. One of them had all in sync. The other one had wet driven hogs. had Backstreet Boys and then there was a tiny corner for 98 degrees.
128:09
They're not that hot though. Get it? Um, yeah. But definitely a Backstreet Boys girl. You were like a punk if you were into NSYNC and you were a bit more emo if you were in a Backstreet Boys.
128:25
None of that makes sense. I was a sensitive type. None of that makes sense. Alright. Um. You wouldn't know. I wouldn't know. I mean, I was a... New Kids on the Block was my era. Yeah, that was not happening. I'm NKOTB, baby.
128:47
Nick Lachey is a treasure. Do you take that back? Uh, no. I don't think so. Bill Lachey, bros. Backstreet's back, alright?
129:03
Nick Lachey more like Nick. Touche. I think I saw Baxter twice. Really? You're crazy. Your boss is an in-syncing Britney Spears kind of addict.
129:25
How old is your boss? Yo, alien, what's up, buddy? You're old. I'm old. Jack? Yeah. I am just starting to get to the age where I realize how much older I am than people.
129:49
It's weird. It's scary. I don't know how I feel about it. I was at the bar last night. All right? And the subject of age came up. and I was like I bet I'm older than all y'all here everyone was like no way I bet I'm older I'm like I'm 36 and everyone's like what the fuck like we thought you were like 29 yeah I'll take it what's gonna suck I'm gonna surpass you in a book yeah I'm never growing up I'm a twice dressed kid okay cutest anecdote My ex-boyfriend told his parents, he was like six when he told his parents this. He said, when I die, Mom and Dad, I want you to cremate me, and I want you to spread my ashes over Toys R Us.
130:45
I think that's the cutest. I think that's morbid, terrifying, and completely fabricated. He was really weird. I don't think that that was fabricated at all. Sorry if you're watching, Andy.
131:07
Coming aside, busy, and working full-time has been a bitch. Yeah, dude. Andy also had a magical disease called molestant contagiosum.
131:19
It's a spell that grows mushrooms in your armpit. My least favorite thing. Google it. The Harry Potter spell.
131:33
Moleskine centipede. Moleskine centipede. Thanks to the buswolds always keeping us swimming in butt.
131:50
Okay, we're at the top now. Did you leave a hole? No. We're on the top of the top, right? I was going to try to ask you about that.
132:02
Okay. No. Okay. Johnny to the... Man. That was doing the trick. Donate to Bud. Yeah. Alright. Shit. I did this wrong.
132:45
Way, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna be here. Guys, thank you. Thanks for dropping the hammer. Or a sub-school member.
133:18
Oh, okay, so I watched a movie yesterday on Netflix Original. All right. And I recognized one of the characters in it, but I couldn't figure out from where. He's a Vine star.
133:30
How do I do that? His name was Ash Greer. How was Punchful Social, Jack? It was awesome, man. You should go there. The drinks are amazing.
133:57
Alright. So now what? Okay. Alright, now it's up to you what you want to do about the 3D budding. Hey guys, look, it's a butt. Mm-hmm. It doesn't really look like a butt. No, it does. I think this needs a trim. I'm OGing on... Chief? Yeah. Also, my butt's really sweaty. Buzzy butt. We demand butt cheeks. Okay, so let's cover it. Uh oh. So how do we... We need, what we need to do is we need to figure out where you want to put it. And then on the back we could put a little spread of that. All the blue stuff coming off the back? Yeah. Okay. Put it on round, wait, put it round two more. Yeah, you folks go on the switch ground. I'll give you that.
135:28
All right. Do we need the blue? Yep, just a little. Here you go. Bing. That's some food. Good job, Laura, and definitely not Jess. Thank you.
135:54
The internet is... Guys, you know when I turn the cameras off, I cry myself to sleep, right? Everyone hates Jeff James here.
136:11
He takes everything personally. Mm-hmm. A little baby. My emotions go crazy. I'm going down in a second if you wait.
136:27
Second time. I cry myself to sleep every night. Second time. Three. Thank you, boss. I love you, dude.
137:04
You da man. And that's... I remember my friend first telling me about him. And I listened to this Bucky Dung Gun like a hundred thousand times. Yep. I love Junkie Dung Gun. Yep. I listened to it a thousand times. Bucky Dung Gun is, that's not a song. Bucky Dung Gun. Bucky Dung Gun? Bucky Goo? No, what? Bucky Dung Gun. What's it about? Bucky O'Hare? Remember Captain Bucky O'Hare? No. He's a simile and shows me way.
137:46
Bucky, Captain Bucky O'Hare. He shared the universe with the Ninja Turtles. You know what my jam is? Poop Noodle? That's a good one too, Gory. Dude, no. It's not.
138:02
But being Poop Noodle is terrible. It's when shit... Uh, yeah, that poop noodle was too much. And I said, what is this? I wonder if my clitty litter video is still... I wonder if this chick is still around. Like, do you think she's doing anything? Totally. She paired up with H&M and did a bunch of their marketing. Bucky Dungun? Yeah. Dungun style? That's a good one. She was ear of fire.
138:49
And take your money. My jam is strawberry. Ohhhhhhh! That's stupid. And take your money. Did she just say clitty litter? Yep.
139:12
Laura did an art film where she shoved a bunch of clitty litter. Anyway. The actual video is stupid because it's just a reaction video. It's super dumb. It was for somebody else's art project. It's not even a thing. It's just you guys making faces. Yep. Drew washes into the ocean.
139:32
Keep that new way to daylight. Matt and Kim? Clearly a winner. Don't you watch anything on the day of our... We're breaking new ground here, folks. 3D pinata.
139:50
Do I need one more? No. Yes. No. Maybe you'll thank me on the month of... We'll see. Alright, so on the other side we're going to do blue. Blue.
140:14
9, 2, 8, now something asleep. How are we going to do attaches? Blue? No. Stay full. Never destroy this, this is precious. Yeah, this side doesn't really matter. Yeah, perfect. That's gonna look great. Pee on the ass. Yeah, this is a pee on the ass.
141:00
Good teamwork, you two. Hashtag marriage. Yep. Well, you need team building exercises. Exercises? Exercises.
141:25
I need a butt. Okay. Marriage goals? It goes up pretty high. Oh, yeah, it's the back. Followed. Red. Love you, buddy. Except for you've been followed for a quick time. That's probably good. Flip it and see what happens. Yeah. Stuck on you. Stuck on you. Yeah, dude, look at that. It looks fucking amazing. Holy shit. That is stupid how good that looks. The only thing that we could do to make it better would be if this was darker blue. Yeah.
142:34
That looks great. Oh, my God. So legit. How do we attach it? I have a stapler. That's fantastic. Good job. Hey, this was Jack's idea. Let's start.
142:53
Where's Jaded? Why? Why do you need Jaded? I changed it just to hide in this place but I'm still, I'm still a danimal. Eating danimals. Okay, we need to do the other one. Give me the other piece. Okay, this is the worst part everybody. Make sure you have a vacuum around. Okay. Where do you put the piece? Oh, there. You're holding it. Oh, yeah.
143:26
Make sure you get the right side of the P. Okay. So, this is the light side now. Yep. Jack, read my earlier message.
143:43
A real fan should know, but really, how many years is between your birth years, Jack and Laura? Eight years difference. I'm eight years older than Laura. I'm too drunk. Sorry today. Tell the dude. Yeah, I'm eight years older than Laura
144:03
You know when I was nine I was running around I saw this one-year-old and I'm like yeah That's what's up. You know I'm saying
144:12
Where do you put the P you're holding it? Yeah, Jack and I have been together for... We've been together for eight years. 29 years. Yeah, right. I'm sorry. I mean 29.
144:28
Yeah, we've been together for eight years also. Eight years older and eight feet taller. Thanks, Monica.
144:44
Charlie threw up on everything before she went to bed. What the fuck? She did? She chugged an entire, like so much milk. Chugged it.
145:08
And then jumped around. And then puked everywhere. And then puked. And then tried to eat the strawberries that came out of his tongue. And then, yep, tried to eat the strawberries.
145:21
Yeah, we met when I was 16, but we weren't together. Yeah, we didn't get together until she was 20 for the equality reasons.
145:34
Yep, he had a reminder set on his phone, on his old sidekick. and he was like 18th birthday along with Lindsay Lohan. Who else did you have a time report? Lindsay Lohan. When Hillary Duff turned 18. Ugh. And Amanda Bynes. You were really into her, right? All those chicks are gnarly. Dude, Lindsay Lohan's a babe. Not anymore. Total babe. I still follow her on Instagram. No, not anymore. She looks like she got stung by a bee in her mouth.
146:12
Kids are just little drunk people. It's true. Have you guys seen the video, the movie? What's that? Love's Pot of the Must. We've got to watch that together. I'm going to reach out to that dude and see if I can get permission to stream that. You mean Botik?
146:33
Laura, you must have been excited. Wait, what? When I was 18. To hook up with Jack Dandry? I was. I was super thrilled. Yeah, she messaged me when she was 16 and said, I want to do it.
146:47
Go out for a date. Mm-hmm. She sent me a message on MySpace, I want to do it. I did not tell him what. Just the do it.
147:08
I hate strippy glue. I think he's talking to me. Blue Stakes, man. Can you add that to your Amazon list? The first date was with another guy that she was on a date with.
147:23
So he tells that story. I had no idea that the reason I was there was for a date. No clue. And then as the night went on, I was like, oh, he thinks that I'm... No. I had no idea. Then he came home with old daddy danger.
147:45
Steve was not happy about that night. I was brought as a wingman and the Lehman with the dude he's trying to sleep with. I mean... Wait, I'm sorry. What did I say? make a pinata with you yes I want to do it I probably get rid of the rest of this yeah sorry again for being too drunk oh we did don't worry about it
148:29
Yeah, the cool thing about computers is you can't tell how drunk the other people are. Yeah, you seem just fine. You're fine. It just looks like maybe English isn't your first language.
148:59
Alright guys, how do you like it so far? I like this butt. I haven't seen that blue in a pin machine. Oh, like a sea blue?
149:25
A pinata full of coins? It's a great butt. Gorgeous butt. I know that I'm cute. Lucky, lucky, you're so lucky. Maybe don't put it on there since it's a little still wet. It's like an ocean blue, man. You mean ocean man? Ocean Man?
150:03
Ocean Man, six feet by the hand. Did you guys see that link going around about Jim Carrey's art? He's a really cool creative guy.
150:13
It's the most ridiculous thing ever. Oh, yeah? Yeah, totally ridiculous. Well, he's rich, so... He gets to do what he wants. It's true.
150:25
Alright, now we need a way to attach the butt to the butt. You also... I feel like putting it on is not going to work. Yeah. Is that glue? Uh, I mean, hot glue. No. The problem is that it's sticking to the... It's sticking to paper, it's true. You guys are really kicking ass. I'll see myself out. I love you. Well, do ya, do ya, do ya wanna marry marijuana? Internet, how do we stick the butt to this. Should I dye my hair this color? That fucking sells it. It's like insane How much of that, like, just...
151:32
Beautiful. It's so stupid. We need to do the bottom. Shit. We throw it away? Dig in the trash.
151:54
What's cooking, Mr. and Mrs. Butt Danger? St. K, what's going on, man? we're making a butt pinata. Makes the booty pop. It really does.
152:03
Lucky, lucky, you're so lucky. My ass pun joke was that bad. What about the stuff we use? Huh? That's it. We use the entire thing? No, you're holding it. Right?
152:23
No. It's... It's under that pile. Keep digging. What's inside the bug piñata, dare I ask? Zoomies, we don't know yet.
152:39
Isn't that how piñatas work? They just fill themselves up with stuff. You're so lucky. Are we just going to tape a strip? Yeah. We gotta figure out how to put the butt on there. That's really dumb of me. I'm gonna do a baby. Wider. Fill it full of pinballs. The payoff would ruin the night for many children. Let me do it. Yeah, just flip it. What's the fill up? Oh, the button. I sure gave Lord made looks crazy
153:56
D2 Royce. Such a cutie glue face. The girl made a dagger. Oh yeah. Damn, that drove us away. We used an entire glue stick. We didn't use an entire blue stick.
154:37
Yeah, get the stapler. Mojawa, how's it going, buddy? We made a butt pinata. Oh, yeah. Thanks, dude.
155:14
I love it. Flippers and butts. Alright, we're going to see how well this works. It's not. Actually, that's all you needed. Just the one. Jesse, Jesse, Emily, where the darkness always lies I've been always happy to be with you There's one far back and I'm not alone I've been always happy to be with you This one has like a heavy booty drop shadow I've been always happy to be with you Yeah, that's what I was fearing. Maybe he needs to come back a little bit. Like that?
156:24
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho! We effing did it! Holy shit! It looks so good! Amazing. Uh, is it a trend? No. It's beautiful. Right here?
156:49
What? I think it looks great. Amazing. Truly amazing. It needs the butt freckles. You leave me broken shy. I'm just a contact. I gotta take a photo of this guys and send it to the internet
157:22
I'm so happy it's your good for this, zoomio everybody pinata butt yeah Woo! Alright, let's tweet it.
157:40
We frickin' did it. Uh, tonight on Deadflip We made a butt pinata I hate that it doesn't want to like how do you P-I-P-I-N-A there it is butt pinata cool yo Slappy with the hundred booties thank you for the donation you like that? You made art. Call us Spade to Spade. We made the butt pinion.
158:37
Hell yeah. Guys, thanks for tuning in tonight. I don't know that we have anything else to do. That was great. That was fun.
158:53
So good. It's so good. Oh, it's so good. Is Chuck asleep? Yeah, we put her down. Forever. I'm surprised you can speak into all the noise. Yeah. You're doing great. I mean, where could you possibly go from here? Yeah, we're done. I'm very impressed. Thank you, Mojawa. I appreciate it. It was fun. Hold it up.
159:17
It's so good. Rotate it for me. Screenshot that. Tweet it to me. Alright, folks. We gotta bounce. I'll see you tomorrow. I don't know what we're doing tomorrow. Today was kind of just... I was too tired to go to the studio or to travel, so we made a pinata. And it was fun. This thing is blowing my mind. Look how dope this thing is.
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What is that thing? A sex toy? We made a pinata, dude. It's a butt toy. of sorts. Yes, it is a butt toy of sorts.
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Alright, kiddos. Yeah, have a good one. I'll see you tomorrow. Thanks for hanging out. Thanks for the bits and the butts. Thank you for all the subs, the resubs, the donations, the bits, the follows, Mohawa, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league for 19 months in a row, dude. I love you, and I'm in love with you. You're so good.
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Yo, J-Lo, we got to have some malort together sometime soon, buddy. All right, kiddos, we're out of here. I love you. Show Moe how I was in love as we leave. And you'll probably see these two things hanging in the back of Jesus 19 months. Dude, we've known each other for a while, my man. so majestic like a butt in the wind alright lovers have a good night bye 5, 4, 3, 2, 1