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LEAVE FOR TWITCHCON™ TOMORROW! 09/23/15 #Pinball #Streaming

Dead Flip·video·3h 7m·analyzed·Oct 8, 2015
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TL;DR

Jack Danger pre-TwitchCon stream playing KISS, discussing convention plans and pinball community culture.

Summary

Jack Danger streams from DeadFlip on September 23, 2015, the day before leaving for TwitchCon. He plays Stern's KISS pinball machine, discusses his travel plans and TwitchCon logistics, and engages with chat about pinball culture, community dynamics, and the reasoning behind women-only pinball leagues. The stream includes extended gameplay commentary, banter with viewers, and discussion of Stern's recent promotional stream.

Key Claims

  • Stern's Sam Stern offered to send a pinball machine to TwitchCon, but the convention organizers declined the request.

    high confidence · Jack describes conversation with his rep and convention organizer 'Lucy' where she questioned why they would need a pinball machine at a gaming convention.

  • Jack is bringing a mobile streaming unit to TwitchCon and plans to stream from bars in the San Francisco area, though not from the convention itself.

    high confidence · Jack states 'I'm bringing all my gear... I know there's bars around that I can bother to stream there. But at the actual convention, I won't be able to stream there.'

  • KISS (Stern Pro Edition) plays without ball save and is 'a bit of a pain in the butt,' similar to The Walking Dead in requiring that feature.

    high confidence · Jack discusses difficulty of KISS without ball save: 'playing KISS without a ball save is a bit of a pain in the butt. One of the games where we might make an exception to the rule.'

  • The Gary Stern and Sam Stern promotional stream generated speculation and theories in the community about leaked machines, particularly regarding a 'Hendrix thing.'

    medium confidence · Jack references the stream causing community frenzy: 'the internet like lost their mind trying to figure out if there was a bunch of stuff being leaked they hopped on this Hendrix thing.'

  • A competitive pinball player in Jack's Chicago league spat in his face, shoved him, and attempted to fight him during a tournament.

    high confidence · Jack describes incident: 'in our league here in Chicago, some guy spat in my face, started shoving me around, swearing, and tried Tee'd Off fight me. It's freaking pinball.'

Notable Quotes

  • “I'm going to complain the entire time out loud as loud as I can that there's no pinball machines there. Right? UGHHHHHH Is this a convention? For gaming? Where are the pinball machines?”

    Jack Danger@ 15:06 — Expresses frustration about TwitchCon's lack of pinball machines despite being a gaming convention; sets up his plan to advocate for pinball at the event.

  • “Sam Stern was ready to send a machine. It doesn't make any sense that they didn't want me to bring one, you know?”

    Jack Danger@ 16:06 — Indicates manufacturer willingness to support content creation at major gaming event but convention resistance; signals Stern's interest in streaming/content presence.

  • “My only concern with games like this is no one wants to watch a bunch of one million point games over and over again.”

    Jack Danger (responding to complaint about KISS difficulty)@ 17:21 — Articulates streaming/entertainment concern about game difficulty affecting viewer engagement and content quality.

  • “Pinball is just two buttons. There's no reason Tee'd Off have separate leagues. The only reason I can totally get down with that is some dudes, when it comes Tee'd Off competition, just lose their freaking minds, man.”

    Jack Danger@ 68:21 — Commentary on announced 2016 Women's Pinball Championship; expresses nuanced view on women-only leagues, attributing them to competitive culture toxicity rather than inherent need.

  • “If IFPA points weren't involved, people are a lot more chill. But because there's mate/man and points and stuff involved, people get way too freaking intense and crazy and heated and just ridiculous.”

    Jack Danger@ 69:42 — Identifies IFPA ranking system and competitive stakes as drivers of toxic behavior in pinball community; contrasts casual vs. competitive play culture.

Entities

Jack DangerpersonSam SternpersonGary SternpersonStern PinballcompanyTwitchConeventKISSgameDeadFliporganizationNickperson

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Pinball competitive culture showing signs of toxic behavior driven by IFPA ranking system and associated stakes.

    high · Jack's detailed account of physical assault in Chicago league and analysis that 'If IFPA points weren't involved, people are a lot more chill.'

  • ?

    community_signal: 2016 Women's Pinball Championship announced, representing industry response to competitive culture issues and inclusivity concerns.

    high · Jack discusses upcoming 2016 women-only championship and reasons behind gender-segregated competitive structures.

  • ?

    community_signal: TwitchCon positioned as major gaming event but lacks arcade/pinball presence, creating disconnect for streaming community interested in alternative gaming platforms.

    medium · Jack's repeated complaints about lack of machines at 'a convention for gaming' and plans to actively protest this at the event.

  • ?

    event_signal: Gary Stern and Sam Stern conducted promotional stream generating significant community speculation about unreleased machines and potential leaks.

    medium · Jack notes: 'the internet like lost their mind trying to figure out if there was a bunch of stuff being leaked they hopped on this Hendrix thing.'

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    market_signal: Stern offered to provide KISS machine for TwitchCon but convention organizers declined without understanding the value proposition or streaming appeal.

    high · Jack's account of rep's conversation with Lucy (TwitchCon organizer): 'can one of my guys bring a pinball machine? And she goes why?' indicates low understanding of streaming/content value.

Transcript

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0:00
One viewer resubscribed while you were away. Well, fart. Ain't that special. That's special. Toaster!
0:24
Whoa! Toasty! Two months in a row! Brother, thank you for maintaining your membership. To the league. You're freaking amazing. Put up your own butts and flippers. I don't think there's anyone here. We'll holler at people later.
0:39
Toaster! What up, Tater Stallion? Toasty, putting up your own butt. Woo! Break party? Alright, the keyboard is not working.
1:38
Screw this thing. Just trying to find some pinball. Good to see you, Tater. Oh, God. Yes, desert. Um, but I'm going to try to stream while I'm there. Hopefully I can. I'm gonna get you up, get some time.
2:39
Alright. Pinball, ladies and gentlemen. Freakin' pinball. At my hedge cave by my barber for some reason. Hey, my mom.
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  • ?

    product_concern: KISS pinball machine gameplay difficulty without ball save affects streaming entertainment value and viewer engagement.

    medium · Jack's statement: 'My only concern with games like this is no one wants to watch a bunch of one million point games over and over again' and difficulty in maintaining engaging gameplay.

    • 3:09
    Easy, bro. Easy, bro. Ladies and gentlemen, how the hell are you? Nick stole my mic stand, which was essentially his mic stand, so the mic might be a little further away today.
    3:23
    Just a little bit. It's not going to be bad, though. Also, I have the mobile streaming unit is ready to go. Bought a bag for it. Good. Lord's Creek, what's up? JP, good to see you.
    3:45
    Everlong. Paul, 8788. How the hell are you? Even more reason to turn down the kiss music. Let's use hair gel. Not hair gel, buddy, pomade. Good to see you, Lord Squeak. Die with me Immediately, immediately So when I'm done with the string gear I'm going to be tearing all this down Throwing it in a bag And then getting the hell out of here It's going to be dope Scowna.
    4:39
    Squeaks into life. What are you going to be streaming from TwitchCon? You know, Paul, I'm playing it by ear. I'm bringing all my gear. I know there's bars around that I can bother to stream there. But at the actual convention, I won't be able to stream there. But I can grab people from the convention to stream. Whoa, very quick.
    5:16
    Who's the fool with the mohawk? What up, Doc Bacon? Clipper 7, Butts JD. Quit? Good to see you, Butts.
    5:32
    Oh, Doc. Always forever Razin. Flip wrist and bust. Ah yes, I should have gathered. That's what that 7 was.
    5:56
    Shiny head, holy crap. Come to SoCal. Unfortunately I'm stuck in San Francisco, man. You should come to San
    6:11
    Francisco. Take your behind and go to San Francisco. What's TwatchCon? TwatchCon? I Go to San Francisco.
    6:20
    What's TwatchCon? TwatCon? I don't think that's a thing. Good old TwatCon. TwitchCon. It's going to be fun. I have to have the stream closer.
    6:43
    Because one of my stands has gone. I have to go by a stand when I'm in San Francisco. I have to get used to not saying Stan Fran because apparently they don't want that I didn't get a chance to catch a bunch of the Gary Stern stream but that was very cool yeah it was awesome man and the internet like lost their mind trying to figure out if there was a bunch of stuff being leaked they hopped on this Hendrix thing that I don't even remember being a thing when Gary and I were trying to allude to other fake machines. Like, well, go back and watch it. It's pretty hilarious. Do you guys want to hear the music of Kiss, or do you want to hear music? We'll put it up to a vote. Tell me what you want. And we'll play what you want. Jaded, good to see you, buddy.
    7:47
    No kids. No kids at all. Personally, I'd like to hear the machine. How about this? Can I turn the music down separately?
    8:06
    From the... Like, I want the sounds, but not the music. I'm looking here guys, hold on. Music volume 1. Oh, the brick guy just did. Music volume 15. No, you can't make it any lower.
    8:48
    Last day before TwitchCon, baby. Just music. How about this? We'll play... Lord Squeaky won't let me do that, unfortunately.
    9:05
    Um, we will play... How about this? We'll play the first half of the stream with music. And then the second half of the stream, with Kiss stuff.
    9:17
    Or actually, let's flip that. Let's play Kiss out loud, and then we'll go back to music. Or what should we do? I don't know. You gonna buy that thing?
    9:25
    I don't know. I don't know, man. Eventually, maybe? You can go just music, JV. I got a new company. Well, the machine deserves audio. Buy it for a rethink.
    9:53
    Just asked for a kiss with no art on it. Am I rethinkless? Is that okay? We're going to listen to a little bit of Kiss first, folks, and then we'll play some hot jams. Hot jams.
    10:11
    Okay. Okay. Oh, Time Fantasy. Yeah, right. Oh, I thought you meant Kiss. Is this a mistake? Maybe. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is Wednesday, the last day before I leave for TwitchCon. And if I die on that airplane, this is my last will and testament, I leave everything I have to my cats.
    10:55
    My cats will, they know how to operate the stream, they just don't have super good personalities. So, you know, be kind to them. They'll get the hang of it. It'll be fine.
    11:08
    We're playing KISS again. This is the game that just came out from Stern this year. This is the pro model. Super fun. The shots are hard, and that's what makes it fun.
    11:21
    There's no guests today, except for Nick might be popping his head in. Outside of that, yeah, just going to play. hopefully I don't die in a plane crash. Let's keep talking about plane crashes, ladies and gentlemen. That's fun. Laura's going to be pissed. She'll be like, yes, I finally get this stream and my cats will be like, meow.
    11:43
    She'll be like, I just want to activate, meow. But I just want to start the, meow. I want, meow. Meow.
    11:53
    Cats are dicks, man. Detroit Rock City, ladies and gentlemen. I'm a rookie. I've got, uh... My barber went insane, dude.
    12:24
    I was like, give me the usual. You know, the usual. And he gave me a frickin' undercut. Whatever. I'm flooding it. Is there a wizard mode if you do Detroit Rock City on Detroit?
    12:40
    T-minus 12 hours to deploy. Lucky. Oh, I forgot. We turned ball plays off, didn't we? Yo, tips without a ball save, ladies and gentlemen. It's, uh, difficult. You can mohawk it and be super punk rock, I guess, though. Uh, I might, uh, definitely not do that, but... Doesn't really fit my super chill personality. Ha ha ha.
    13:34
    Bounce. Come on and... Black diaper, damn it. It's actually distracting, this being so close. Let me try again. I can't move it, it's gotta be right here.
    13:54
    I can picture it though. The mohawk? The danger hawk? Uh, we might turn the e-ball snake back on. This is a little ridiculous.
    14:20
    What the flippin' flip parts was that? Yeah, we might turn the ball to the other end. What's your schedule like for the con? Do you have any meetings or plans on going? Again, I'm going to play it by ear when I go to ChrisCon. As far as things I have actually planned, I have to figure out what these little dragon are going to battle. I also had that VIP party that I was invited to. Other than that, I'm just going to walk around and make fun of people. I think that's fair. I'm just going to complain the entire time out loud as loud as I can that there's no pinball machines there. Right? UGHHHHHH
    15:17
    Is this a convention? For gaming? Where are the pinball machines? Oh, you don't have any? Well, that seems kind of ridiculous. No, you don't think so? Okay. I'll take my business elsewhere, madam.
    15:31
    Damn it. Coin's rude. Trying, trying to get me killed? I hope I get my photo by JD. Yeah. Don't want to wait until the new year.
    16:03
    Don't they play? Screw this part. Yeah, Stern was ready to send a machine. It doesn't make any sense that they didn't want me to bring one, you know?
    16:26
    My, uh... When my rep went and talked to the person that's running TwitchCon, he goes, hey, uh he like called me after it and he goes, Jack, so I went to, we'll say her name's Lucy I went to Lucy and I was like hey, can one of my guys bring a pinball machine? And she goes why?
    16:51
    And he goes he screams on it and she's like, what? And then that was the end of the conversation and then I was like, push a little harder and he's like It's not going to happen.
    17:07
    I didn't turn the ball save back. Oh, I did. You turned the ball save back. I did turn the ball save back. Why would you turn the ball save back? I don't know what I did. Why are you like this? I'm sorry. It's just the game is so difficult. No, you've got to get... Listen. My only concern with games like this is no one wants to watch a bunch of one million point games over and over again. You're just a little... I'm telling you. You're being mean about it. I'm telling you. You think... It's not vain. Would you want to... You don't want to... Would you want to sit around and watch someone just shit? All right, keep it on. Keep it on. Wait, turn it to three.
    17:42
    Black diaper, dude. Black diaper? Black diaper! No, screw this crap. Okay, come on. Let's go. I'm saying for two players... By the way, I had so many breadsticks last night.
    17:54
    I drove right to Olive Garden. Aw. Directly to Olive Garden. It was good. I had a grossing with spatta and tomatoes. Ooh, that sounds good. Hey, and I came in to play one game with you for breadsticks. And then I got a double. Triple, double, or no? You get to go first. I got to go first? Wait, the one game is decided. Is it? So it's like you owe me triple. No, no, no. I already owe you double breadsticks. Okay. I'm not getting in. All right.
    18:25
    If I win, I only owe you one breadstick. I'm not doing the double enough. Okay. But you're smart. But I lost my house deal with this one. Yeah. You owe me a lot of brisket. I owe you a lot of brisket. Alright, Los Angeles, there's no Boston. Yeah, Los Angeles, there's no Boston. Okay. Or any of the other cities there. Oh boy. Not good. Sorry the monitor is so closed. That's okay. Oh, get in there. For Jack, this package of clothes and Power Rangers costume. For Nick, a female ballet in a leotard in pink with a tutu. What are you talking about? Oh, wagers. They're looking for wagers.
    19:13
    Oh, man. Having to wear ridiculous costumes. Oh, snowboarder. Thanks, dude. I got all my hair cut off. Last time Nick was on the screen, last night. And the night before. Oh, man. Not good. Nice. Slapperoni.
    19:32
    Left. Slapperoni. Stop! Oh, lick it up. White. Yo, lock it up. Lock it up. I like it. That was good.
    19:50
    I'm feeling it. Come on buddy! Woo! I cannot find it! From a cradle? No, I can't find it at all. Woo! Hit it up! Let it get up! Oh God! It's gonna breathe! Get in there!
    20:21
    More! Awww! Okay, okay, okay. Man, clean it up! Oh man, he scared you. Is he feeling it? You were good. It's cold. I feel like a scary biker. Ooh! Black Diver! What's this song? Black Diapers? Black Diap... Oh, God. Diap... What? Diap... What?
    20:56
    Diap... Oh. Uh-oh. I like it. I hate it. I don't like it anymore. I changed my mind. I changed my mind on liking it. I'll be dreaming of some day I believe in me. Well, that's one. Oh, I found it. Oh crap. Woo. One hit. Get out of there. Oh, baby. Well, thanks for toasting. Thanks for the hosty. Roasty. Snowboarder! Woohoo! Yeah! And the love missing me doesn't live I can't score a 10 in it 10 in it? Yo, I'm hitting all the things right now.
    21:55
    Word, word, word! I've hit one thing. That multiball was nasty good. Uh oh. What does he think, how bad it is?
    22:11
    Oh, that's good catch! That's good catch, Aroni! Hit it! Two minimum Louis Gigoblade svill 2013 It's Daymode Rain!
    22:29
    We got a everlasting Rock or tit! This is your chance. Uh oh. Why did I do that? Oh, it works! It's like, hey, I'm down by the flipper. No, just drive back out. Alright, where are we sitting? To the air guns. Oh, wow, I didn't do very well at all. I shouldn't have picked Black Diamond either. I forgot about it. Let's look at it. Where am I at? Oh, I got a torch! Lift! Oh, I got a torch! Lift! You idiot! What the flim? What's the hammer? Oh, God. Holy Smolies. No, no, no, no, no. No, get out. I'll talk. Okay, the chat looks fine, dude. Unless you're talking about your IRC robot thing. I'm sorry. That's freaking wicked, huh? All the money is from the lenders. Oh my god! Wow, nailed it. We were not playing multiple balls very well. Oh my god, it was awful!
    24:10
    My head was like, I still have this. I'm just gonna get this real quick backstage pass that's already lit. They're all gone, maybe give me an extra one. And then that's gone. Uh, fancafe, thanks for coming buddy. Oh, that was so bad. Can I change it? Damn it! Oh! Look at this power outage.
    24:41
    So, super-f's, they lit through balls? It's like a searcher. Oh, I got cocky. Oh, shivs. Oh, I love you, I love you, I love you. Love you, I've always loved you. Shivs in the night. I love you, I've always loved you. What have I done?
    25:15
    Completed! What are you doing? Oh, I could have hit it real hard. All right, donate the kiss. Donate the kiss? That was fun. All right Internet, I'm going to go for Demon Man. Too hard, dammit. Be cool, be cool. You're gonna be cool, bud. That whammy guitar makes me Miss Radical? Oh yeah. Is that one? Go, no. Go, man. You did good. You need to get the...
    25:59
    Pro move! You need to get the... ...bugs out of that. Alright, with a backstage pass, now I need to hit it in a hurry up.
    26:09
    Oh, come on, go! Dammit. You need to get the... ...gibbers and doctors of good! Ah, clean. There you go. Bring them all back, folks. We'll hit them all. They found me. We hit them all.
    26:36
    Dr. Burns. I am the Dr. Burns. North. Oh, yeah. 11 million? What? You hit. I don't understand the supers on this thing. I think there's a purple... I don't know. They're all different colors, which is cool.
    27:11
    Dirt render. Oh! Whoops. Oh, you got something. I'm not a dumbass. Bippin! Tipper! Idiot. Edible! Well, you can milk it, easy.
    27:31
    Yeah, yeah! Uh-oh. Bippin' Dump! I'm just a dumb. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, God. I think with combos it's worth more cash or something, but... I don't know. Oh, yeah, I think you have to combo them. But good luck hitting the right ramp on purpose for a combo. Well done. Hey, combo. Did I get double? Nope. Can you get that ramp from here? The right ramp? I've tried. Oh, are you talking about the center ramp? Yes, you can. I'll do it. I'll do it then. Oh! Nick Bucks! Alright, I'm not going to go out and score. 39, that's a good score. That might be my ninth score. That might beat me here if I don't get a good feed out of these pucks. Okay, we're good. Is that one or two? I think it's going to be one. Oh!
    29:15
    Woo! Juggles. They call me Juggles. They call me old Jiggle Juggles. All right, so... I'm not good with the forehand. Okay, there it is. There we go.
    29:54
    I'm getting it back. Oh my gosh! Yes! Please! I can't hit it. I failed to lose! I cried something. It didn't work. It's over. I got scared. Don't give me money. Thank you. Uh oh.
    30:46
    Shards, let's go. Pudup pudup pudup pudup. Different bunkers open next to that. Oh ho ho, back alive folks!
    31:01
    Don't write or smoke your dreams. Get the frick out of there. Yeah, that was good. What the heck, man? Come on, Pamela. It's a rock and roll. It actually is kind of rock and roll. I don't like it. There, my light.
    31:46
    Gah! I love you! Come on! I can't afford this main breadstick! You don't remember to have a good one! There's one on each of these breadsticks, not just this breadstick. Um... Which one? There's a three-stripped and a three-bottom. Which one? I'm getting that back. The thing, it didn't freaking work. Yeah, me too, me too. That would have been hilarious. Um, I think I got this on bonus. Oh no! I would have lost my like hundreds of thousands. Oh, boy. Alright. A breadstick house is already owned. Okay, one handed. Okay. Then I gotta go. This is for no money. No, no money. Are you going to put me in? Yeah. Oh wait, I was going to have you pick my song for me. Hold one? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Alright. I went fast. Alright. Enjoy the full plunge.
    33:13
    C'mon baby, I'm gonna Euro souuuuure.... Alright. Ready? mhm I played with two hands just then. I got nervous. CQ. All right. We're all tied up then.
    33:38
    I just let it trade with my other hand. I like it. Go. You guys are going to need to step up your hip for James. I'm drinking quinoa and buckwheat beer.
    33:55
    Wow. There you go. One shot. Guys, I already beat Kiel. No, you just beat your first ball. No.
    34:19
    Nice. Oh, a little late. They just can't throw in Vans name over and over again. Aww. Teal, Teal, Teal. Alright, one handed. They're saying Teal, Teal, Teal. Teal, Alley. Screwed up there.
    34:49
    You look, can you look like I was smooth? No? Out of here. The Trumps wasn't there. They're the only game I can win. I can't play regular football against this guy anymore. This guy is blues. Yeah, yeah.
    35:14
    Oh, I'm not a weak team and I'm not a bad team. Wait. It makes your arms hurt that you're not playing. Like Phantom Flip.
    35:45
    No more, man. I get it. The one handed devastation? Alright, last one. You get the outside. What do you want? You pick.
    36:00
    You ready? Alright. We're going full punch. What's our goal? Um... Demon? I think demon might make sense. I think star is easier. Alright, star.
    36:15
    Sorry, I love you. This is Armin. Jerry's throwing it. Here we go. That is a pain in the butt shot from the cradle.
    36:29
    Does it even exist? Yo. Oh my. There you go. Look at her! Get in there. Kills! Kills! Kills! Last two!
    36:53
    Nice! Get it! Bouncin' Leo! Yep, love it. Liam sucked my butt. Sorry. A little upset. That's it over. Money's good.
    37:10
    Oh, sweet! Get in there! It looks like it's going in there. I'm getting a lot. Yeah, let's do a lot. You guys are holding hands? You can't see it. You can't see it. The butt, the butt grab? The butt grab? Alright. I had to do something? Here we go. Alright. Swing! Yes! Go in! Come on! Oh. Are you sure? Yeah.
    37:47
    Call the frick in. The ramp's ready too. That's two. That's two I think. Alright. Should I ramp it? Ramp it. Cramp it. Oh god.
    38:01
    Oh god. Clock it. Should I go for lock or star child? Lock it up. Lock it up! Whoa, 1.7? That was a lick it up? Yeah. That's some good lick it up. Love that. Coming over? No, trying to catch up to this ramp. Aw, money. Back in his mouth, back in his mouth. Oh, sorry. Watch the hand fist. I can feel it. Oh, sorry. You got too dangerous. Yeah.
    38:46
    So you want the right loop. That's all good. Oh, I'm smiling. Alright. Oh, I don't know why I gave that to you. It was a hot shot.
    39:04
    Alright, I'm going to a rock. We should probably start in this song before we get... Ah, yeah, go for it. It's easy, backhand. Nice. You pick. Yep. Flip. One, two, three. Wait. Ah! No! Okay, it's all good. It's all good. I'll try to catch it. Black paper, that's okay. Ready? Alright, hit that lock. It's all good. Enough demons will give us a lock.
    39:30
    Wait! No. out of his mouth, came out of his throat. Alright. Okay, that was good. That was good. So, demon. Yeah, demon. We're ready. Okay. Now, my pop-domper has a problem with draining. There we go. So, beam? Yes. Can you re-beam yourself?
    40:02
    Nice re-beam. Hit it. Oh look! Oh! Ah! We did it. We got a lock though. Woo! Alright, that's multiple. Do the short ones and catch it.
    40:28
    That's multiple. Oh, too high. My bad. Clean. Coming down clean. Yeah, baby. Oh, matey! Alright, ready?
    40:43
    Nailed it. Yo, thanks for the follow, buddy. Alright, mouth doesn't do it. Okay. Oh! OHHHH! That was bad. Good night. All right, bud. Bye, Annette. I miss you.
    41:26
    Have a good night, Nick. I am going to San Francisco tomorrow. Have fun at the sweet spring. First thing in the morning.
    41:37
    Have fun, dog. It's going to be great. Have fun, dog. I'm going to beat up everybody. Bye, Annette. Bye, Jack. Bye. High five. Yeah! I'm gonna get a beer.
    42:14
    Who's leaving? Hey, Mom, that's just for you, right? Black Diaper. Come on, Poo! Come on, Poo! Come on! Get! Kill!
    42:54
    Oh my god. I'm tight in my hush kill. A little too high and a little too tight. The dude decided to give me a mohawk.
    43:10
    That's a tilt. That's a tilt. That's a tilt. Time to get straight jumping. Ladies and gentlemen, I will let you know that playing Kiss without a ball save is a bit of a pain in the butt.
    43:36
    One of the games where we might make an exception to the rule of the death-pitch standard way of playing. Much like The Walking Dead. You kinda need that ball.
    43:53
    I got the catman! Very catman. Good, it works! Awesome, Jaded. Guys! Freaking TwitchCon, guys! How stoke? How stoke am I? Because you guys aren't going to... You suck! How stoke am I? I'm very stoke. How stoke are you? Probably less stoke. But still... Still, there's stoking going on. Toxic Ratman, good to see you bud.
    44:53
    Oh really, you're going to fight? That's awesome dude. Oh, that's jaded, that's crazy. Why is that? Switch players!
    45:20
    OH, GAAAAY! Guys, town boards though, right? Can I get a 1-up? Can I get a town board? I'm turning bossy back down.
    45:52
    JD, I guess they won't want nicknames flooding or spamming their chat. Uh, that's fair, I guess. I don't know, man.
    46:02
    I guess that's okay. That boy. His genitalia. Alright, see, Love Gun's ready. It doesn't take much. Damn, ball settled down.
    46:43
    Tilt. Tilt your way into multi-ball. Uh Jaded Olive Garden last night was amazing It everything I wanted I don know who mentioned Olive Garden last night but I glad they did because I ate all the food
    47:08
    Call of Control, Dan. Thank you. Damn it! Again! Woo! Olive Garden. Etc. Who's Jenna Kiley? Damn it.
    48:14
    Thought I was going to have to deflect that. Damn you. Go up the freaking... You suck my butt, dude. Seriously.
    48:28
    You suck my butt, dude. I said her name? Okay. What are you doing? Get up! Get out! Get down? Yuck! What the... That's been 20 steps or so. That was a bunch of BS right there. Bunch of BS. We're going to have a lot more money on the ball with one of these. Get in there. One more. Okay. Just dip it out this time. Do the same. Anchor Juju. You got to lose your mind and deep throw it. Rock this hay. Look at this crab. This hay!
    49:46
    Look at this crab. Come on. Come on, come on. No ball's gonna survive. My creepy boy will survive.
    50:13
    Oh my god, that was my bad. All day, my bad. All right, it's Wednesday. Chicago. Foot City. Yom Kippur football.
    50:43
    Live, slip. Radio, no, live. Come on. And it warms the food. We are collecting. Am I going to switch to a pop of TV at 7? Listen, man, they're biting into my time. I love those guys, though. I wish they would stream an hour later so they weren't streaming when I'm streaming so I could actually watch them. Might have to play with some leaks tonight. What's the city song to start with? Buffalo Pinball. You want, the city doesn't matter, but the song you want is Lick It Up. And honestly, Star Child all day. Go for multiball, dude.
    51:36
    Oh, I wanted to backflip that, but it's so bad. I think Lick It Up's better. Honestly. Go ahead.
    52:21
    Get back up there. Yo. Boy, Bikino. How are you, buddy? Also, Buffalo, Backstage Pass, if you leave that lit when you go into a multiball, then you get it into Backstage Pass, that's your edible.
    52:54
    I just screwed myself too much. 81, not bad, not bad Not freaking bad at all Ladies and gentlemen I love you Yeah, dude. Pro tip all day.
    53:31
    Also, play Chicago because... Yo, respect. Respect. Oh, my God. Let's miss all the ramps. Very good.
    53:54
    Oh, I read that. Wait. The flashing lights seized me up. Honestly, if you just keep licking up targets all day, you make all the money. Look at this. Look at the money. A million.
    54:20
    That's on the low end of the spectrum. Blue Covenant, how are you? Also because there's no Apollo. There you go, buddy. R.I.P.
    54:44
    I'm sure they'll start taking requests for cities. Decatur! Oh, I was in there. Holy tally pass. BRB getting there, my man. Oh my god, what am I doing? So what I want Ideally here. Well, besides ball control, is Starchild, um, free player? Nope. From a cradle, Starchild is ridiculously hard. While it's rolling, it's not that bad. See, it's like, easy peasy if it's rolling to get it.
    55:49
    Okay, I'm there. Give me a pee-pee hurl while you're there. My man. Ball lock two! Let it go. What? That should... That should have given my ball back. It did not.
    56:19
    That screwed me. Pretty, pretty bad. It would be cool if the cities did something, absolutely. I'm walking by.
    56:49
    What am I shooting for here? Wow that would have been fun, but totally not real. How much does that lift? Half a mil?
    57:07
    Oh yeah, I'm not worrying about hurry-ups. They feel in comparison to working on the motion balls. like I have to hurry up there at the middle I don't care about that million it's like whatever
    57:34
    they call me Dr. The my bad They can get the tightest five million! I'm okay. Aw, Pittsburgh, okay. Let's play Pittsburgh. Let's do some Pittsburgh. P-Pittsburgh?
    58:13
    Yo, Bingy, I forget where you live, dude. Because you don't live in Pittsburgh, but I've only ever seen you at Papa. Oh, you suck. Thank you. Oh, double-struck, dude. Ah! Double fucky.
    58:43
    Columbus? Ah, right on dude. With Brown in the outside, High in the middle. Oh, I know. I believe...
    59:00
    That's the dude. Get in there! Thank you, please. Oh, that's awesome. That's awesome, dude. Trent's a great guy, man. I've never, uh, I've never got to meet him personally until, uh, this past replay event. And I thank him for the money that he donated for, um,
    59:23
    some of his parts. Yeah! Thank you, Dave. Now let's see on the multiplied jackpots. Is that like comboing?
    59:51
    Oh that sucked. Holy crap that sucked. Oh that saved though. Um, that saved? That sucked. I'm getting it!
    60:12
    Double burrito! Um, Blue Continental, I'm not allowed to bring a machine to the convention, but I'm bringing my Regus 3MAT bar in San Francisco.
    60:26
    Okay? Fine, great. Oh, that reminds me, I need my hot spot. Where is my hot spot? I won't leave a It's going to be a hot night. I'm just trying the old shoot for anything classroom approach to see what that's going to be playing.
    61:10
    So far, I'm not impressed. That should have been it. Not going to death save, not going to death save. Twitch is like, oh you want to bring what to Twitch? Yeah, right. Twitch was seriously like, what? King Ball? Come on, Twitch.
    61:39
    I got a scary haircut for the event and I'm just going to start shoving people around. You gotta lose your mind, Steve. You got it.
    61:50
    Nailed it. Woo! Come on! Deadass smoke. Come on. Yeah! Fudge! You fudging fudge master. Gotta use my monkey truck!
    62:27
    Apparently Twitch is a video game site. Yeah, but you know, it's fine. I'm not sweating it.
    62:41
    Um, use Chicago. I'm just throwing those targets and they won't count. Fuck it. Look. Portman! Toxicratman, what's up bud? That was a quick demon. Fuck! That was a quick demon.
    63:10
    Fuck! Donate to kids. That was bold. Blimey! That was a balloon kick. Pinball was twist cue. Exactly, Kosti. Come on.
    63:49
    Gerson, what are you talking about, dude? Gerson, what are you talking about? Gerson.
    63:59
    Another second. I think that's what needs to happen. Let's give it another second. Here's one. I don't have to read anything. Thank you. I love you.
    64:30
    Wait, seriously, do you still have that Spider-Man? Foosh! Holy moly! to throw this. Try to have my Spider-Man. Oh, right on, dude.
    65:08
    Come on! Don't wait till you know me, sir. Homies only, owner three, I am, sir. Oh, right on. Yo, Velasso, how are you, buddy?
    65:27
    Velasso! Oh my god. Stop screwing me, dude. Good to see you, Lhasa. Good to see you, partner. I think it might be time to turn off the kiss music. Just say... No! Crap. Yo, Reed, what's up? You ordered The Walking Dead? Hell yes, Lotho. That's awesome, dude. You're not going to be disappointed, man.
    66:08
    Make sure you update the code. There we go. Get in there. Too soon, too soon. Too soon. Oh, come on. Not going to do it. LED DMV type? Oh, damn, Garrett. Uh, you modded that thing out, right?
    66:33
    Buffalo, I can't listen to the songs too much on this machine, dude. I don't even know Kiss songs that well, and it's just grating on my nerves.
    66:48
    Grating to grating. Grating to grating. Fine, get out of here. You get here, ding dong, with my beer. Lick it up.
    67:10
    Pop the turtle, be it mad, if you can't be just as happy. I don't think Gary minds. So did you guys find any other secrets from Gary Stern's stream?
    67:29
    Did you guys come up with any other weird conclusions about games? I'm going to be coming up with them. I'm gonna give a little love of mine to you! Ya girl!
    67:42
    Ya girl! What do I think about the women's Santa Cup thing that's coming up? Is that what you're asking? I feel it's not that they will be hosting a 2016 Women's Pinball Championship for the top 16 in the world.
    68:08
    I feel two separate ways about women's only leagues. I think it's awesome, but I think also pinball is just two buttons.
    68:21
    There's no reason to have separate leagues. The only reason I can totally get down with that is some dudes, when it comes to competition, just lose their freaking minds, man. Like, for instance, in our league here in Chicago, some guy got in my face, started shoving me around, swearing, and tried to fight me. It's freaking pinball. It's a giant cabinet with two buttons.
    68:46
    So, I don't know. I don't think pinball is a hobby or sport that needs sexual segregation like that. But because some people can't handle themselves when it comes to competition, this is what happens.
    69:18
    Pinball gang wars! Oh my god. Yeah, I mean, it is what it is. I mean, I've seen the crappy side of pinball players, I've seen the great side of pinball players, and really, if IFPA points weren't involved, people are a lot more chill. But because there's money and points and stuff involved, people get way too freaking intense and crazy and heated and just ridiculous. Could I hit that Starshout any more times with a coming-right-back-up?
    70:10
    Oh, really, Blue Continental? Eh, well, it is what it is. I'm not playing this year. They did it to themselves. What game was the fight over though? That is important. It was over the course of three games, but it started with, get this, The Addams Family. ACDC was the game the fight was about? Nah. It was a couple of games.
    70:52
    Yo, if I can nail that shot down, I own this machine. Hit! Whoa, Silver Aaron, thanks for the follow, buddy. Whoa! What the frick? Heh! Hey bro, Adam's early the two-shot game! No it's not, Joe! Uh, now you gotta tell the story, I can't. It involves uh, sensitive pinball stuff that I'm not allowed to talk about. Silver Aaron, I also heart Kimball and now Silver and I now heart you. Your name may be Silver but you're gold in my book buddy.
    71:55
    Air horn anybody? Airy air. Alright. Get up the thing dammit. I hate you, I'm getting that back right? But you get for trying to control the game that just wants to bust your balls. Oh, yeah!
    72:31
    Hit it! Are you... Oh, my God. Terrible! At least no machines were harmed. There's that.
    72:50
    Yeah, it was stupid, man. It was stupid. So just, dude, that's when I sort of saw the inkling of like, I don't know. It's whatever, guys.
    73:05
    With anything, you know, there's people that are stabbing each other because they're wearing the wrong sports jersey in their town. It's dumb. Competition makes people freaking idiots.
    73:17
    Psychopathic, nonsensical idiots. You hear that guy that shoved me? nonsensical stupid freaking idiots. Competition. Some people just can't handle it.
    73:31
    Losing is not the end of the freaking road. Live. Black Diamond! Nailed it. Woo! Terror Emperor is repeating Exactly.
    73:57
    The air horn's killing your ears? Sorry, buddy. Oh, my God. Air horn all good. Adams is not. Guys, what's the most interesting pin of all time for pros? Ooh, that's a toughie.
    74:29
    For pros, huh? Games with deep rule sets, guys. Deep rule sets, though. Give me that back. Thank you. Seriously, what is that air horn about? I don't know.
    74:55
    Where'd that air horn come from? Star Trek's good. Yeah. Good. I'm trying to think of a game... Because some games are just so freaking exploitable that they're not even fun. But then the pro will just sit there and hit one shot over and over again all day.
    75:45
    Get off that ramp, you suck all day, you suck. Scared step? That's a good one. Yeah, for abuse. The Walking Dead for pros? I don't know.
    76:05
    Probably now with Dakota Fitts and stuff. Walking Dead has gotten a lot better. There's Catman. Jerrycat. Is the medieval madness supposed to be very highly regarded? Yes, as a, as like, just a fun machine, not like a tournament machine, though. That game's, that game's grindy. That game's very grindy. That game's all, like, you choose a strategy, which there are like three, and just keep sticking with it.
    76:44
    Yeah! Grind it up. Up the biscuit. Internet, thank you for coming. If you're new to the stream, my name's Jack Danger. I do this Monday through Friday at 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. And if you're going to TwitchCon, I'll see you there.
    77:06
    See what I said? Damn. Oh, there's no backhand in that. Oh, get up. Get up. Oh, my God. The drop tips are on point, though. D.E. Simpson. No, no, no, no, no. I would like to see that in an A-Division final thing and just watch every dude go, well, guess what I'm going to do for the next five hours? Shoot the left ramp. Awesome. Super fun game.
    77:51
    The most fun you'll have in pinball. The game's ridiculous. Nailed it. Whoa, watercolor, what the? Radical? Yeah, maybe radical. Radical's fun.
    78:16
    Bounce. I love you. Live. Oh, suck off. Is that an insult? Suck off? Like hot tip? Yeah, dude. Yo, pinball! What's up? It's the Wiz! Good to see you, bud. Spider-Man is a good beginner game.
    78:53
    Never saw you now! Alright, don't play through balls in Gene's shop, he doesn't like it. Stop it Gene! Alright, clean. Yes. No. Yes. Hell yeah baby. Ah, we're doing it.
    79:51
    Pinball is easier with three balls than anywhere. What I meant to say was two balls. Two balls, easier with two balls. I'm definitely bringing my streaming gear to stream somewhere Thursday and Friday, ladies and gentlemen. Where that is exactly, I'm not entirely sure.
    80:22
    Okay, let's hit this shot. Crap. Crap. Crap. Ah, crap. We are on our way to a super. I tried this 3DF. Is games Somewhere that had like big risk-reward like, um, Monster Bash might be a bigger. Cause you gotta line that game up to get big, big numbers.
    81:03
    Why is that shot like, screwing me right now? This is JD coming to you live from some random guy's basement. I may not make it back from this trip, ladies and gentlemen.
    81:24
    Iron Man with no outing post? Yo! Eat the ball. Damn you, Gene Simmons. Oh, damn.
    82:07
    All right, let's go for a Kiss Army multiball here, guys. Going to 21st... Oh, crap! I'm so glad you were on the front page. Ah, Silver Aaron. Me too, buddy. Thank you for coming.
    82:23
    Um, I forgot that 21st Amendment was... ...for a game in San Francisco. I'm definitely going to have to put them up.
    82:35
    You show them everything you've got! Yo, backlog homepage arena. We beat that dog, girl. Oh crap. Come on! We're starting this over. Indiana Jones, make a stinker pro. Um, Kiersten, are you starting an arcade or something? Pros only?
    83:05
    Pros before bros? Live up there, you crap! I had a ball face, like an idiot. Black Rose? Um, I don't know about Black Rose, man. The game's interesting. The game sort of hurt my feelings up in there.
    83:43
    Liz, love you. Silver Aaron, if you have any questions at all about pinball, brother, please don't hesitate to ask. I will answer whatever you need to know, buddy.
    84:05
    Whatever you need to know. Banzai Run's not a pro machine, Banzai Run's a frickin' gimmick. It's still fun, but that game's busted my balls more than any other machine at the time.
    84:33
    I wish there was a machine there that means Silver Aaron! There's two ways to find out. You could download an app called the Pinball Map or an app called Pin Finder and it'll tell you if there's machines in your area. Bada boom bada bang. What would you say is the best game to play if I wanted to get into pinball more? Ooh. Any newer game that's come out in the past ten, we'll say six years. Any Tim Lundgren that's come out in the last six years. Because the newer Sterns, they're a little stronger, they upkeep, you're probably going to find one in better condition than you are like an old Williams game. It all depends on what's around you, man. around you man. If you could find an ACDC or a Tron or anything like that, you might be set. But really, any pin works. Any pin works. Thank you Toxic. Thank you Toxic!
    85:51
    Banzai Run is great if you don't suck like Jack here. Oh ho ho ho ho ho! I'm Roku, my man! That...that sucks my friend. That hurt my...that hurt what feelings I do have. My poor little pinball feelings. I got crops!
    86:24
    As far as I run, it isn't so much fun as it is work, personally. You just try to get it up top and then juggle that ball for freaking ever up there.
    86:40
    Uh, Indiana Jones was fun, man, but I don't know. Hopefully you're not talking Stern Indiana Jones. Orbiter 1, obviously.
    86:55
    Orbiter 1, man. You want a pro game? Orbiter out all day. Get up. You gotta lose your mind in Detroit, rock city. BSB is good for beginners? BSB is fun. Beginner? Maybe. What's a good beginner game? Firepower? Find a Firepower, man. It's a game from like 1980, 81. And it's fun. Or is it 83? I can't remember. I'm going to need a timeout on that Amaroku until you apologize for hurting my feelings. Thank you. Thank you, Internet. Thank you. Oh, come on. Come on.
    88:10
    Live. Any Daddy East game? Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't know about that. Is worth a deuce. They always get multiple ball and third ball. Yeah, exactly.
    88:52
    Liv, Tyler, and Empire Records was so hot. Oh, come on. You know your man is working, working hard. And took a deuce. I can see, uh... Yeah, what is a... What is a good... I don't know, I'm blanking right now.
    89:37
    Voltaire? Uh... You know what a fun game for beginners is? It's, uh, Theater of Magic. Theater of Magic's a lot of fun.
    89:49
    Ladies and gentlemen, I lost my... microphone stand. And now we're here holding this microphone, getting rid of... PIRRATOMERS!
    90:13
    Searching for terror is fun. It's got all sorts of zany toys on it. Zany, zany toys. Got a plastic frickin' ball in it for a petite play. Whirlwind? Um, maybe? Whirlwind has some pretty... That side shot for Whirlwind's a little tight. I think that shot's a little tight for a beginner.
    90:44
    Hell yeah, Zach, that's awesome, dude. I want to be ranked top 16 of all the kids that are 16. Come on, baby. Take it.
    91:12
    Take it. Oh, my God. You stuck all the buds. You freakin' butt-strucker. What up, Ted? Good to see you, bud.
    91:24
    Oh. My. Lan-tha. Funhouse is better than Whirlwind? Um... They're pretty much on par for me. Uh, with each other.
    91:39
    Not Tales from the Crypt. It feels like it's held together with broken pencils, paper clips, and duct tape.
    91:50
    Interesting game. It feels cheap. It feels super cheap. Kill some of the crabs. Some of the crabs. Oh, you screwed each other.
    92:23
    You thought he was going to kill us? Liv? Get up there. Oh, I knew that was coming. You suck. Gene Simmons, man. Gene Simmons, Super Letdown, 2015. Did your wife get drunk and cut your hair? Thanks, Ken. That's cute. I appreciate it.
    93:18
    What is Black Diamond about, a prostitute? Hashtag not a fan. Lord's Gleek, what's wrong? Oh, T2? T2's fun.
    93:41
    T2 just you just shooting to do the same crap over and over again There isn like really anything going on in that game I letting you guys know like this stuff I not playing I hate any of these games In fact I love playing T2
    93:57
    If you could start getting your freaking super jackpots rolling, you're going to annihilate that machine.
    94:03
    There's just, there isn't a whole lot going on in the game. New music, toxic, what's wrong? I don't understand the car.
    94:39
    What the hell is that noise? I heard an electronic fart noise. Ah, is VCTuff? I'm not sure. Probably. I haven't... I'm not sure I was invited. But I'm pretty sure Hooper wouldn't mind having me.
    95:10
    Alright, right loop baby. Here we go. Is it time? For what? Here's a good game. Corvette. No. Corvette's not terrible guys. I just, I wasn't having fun with it. Alright, one more of those. I think we're sitting on a pile of points.
    95:43
    Yeah, just like that. I don't know where to shoot now. Oh, inside there. Crap. Every time I go for the super, it screws me.
    95:56
    Every time. Pretty much 100% of the time. Come on. Bleh. Yeah? I'm there. You found the IPA calendar? All right, I'll check it out, dude. Um, thanks for reminding me.
    96:38
    Zach, you just want to go so you can beat me. You want me to go so you can beat me. Which isn't terribly hard.
    96:57
    Oh, it's time for a beat beat. Is that what you're saying? I can't get my hands on any of the balls. Hey, hey, hey. What?
    97:23
    Doctor Who is freaking awesome. I assume you're talking about the pinball machine? All right, here we go. Doctor Who is crazy man with that uh frickin' three tier like toy that comes out. Holy crap it's amazing.
    98:22
    There we go. That's what we wanted. Cradle set? Or race chain? There you go Silver Aaron. Uh, Mustang is okay. It's not my favorite game. But it's still a game to play if you're trying to, you know, if you don't have anything to play, it's a game. Oh, is that super what? Ah, I left it wet.
    99:11
    Damn it. Woo! Alright. We are playing a pretty decent game here, folks. A lot of people like Mustang, I just don't know that it's my cup of tea. Oh crap. up. Start! Damn it. We are on our way. We are on our way. 120 is not on the board, by the way, ladies and gentlemen. 120, not on the board. You know what's funny is the super targets is the right ramp. What? I'm guessing. Why didn't they put it in the, uh, because it's in line with the ramp. I don't know. YAMAMA! This thing is hard to get to the wizard mode on. You know what? I've never seen the wizard mode on. Actually. What is the Wicked Motor Mustang? Like what does it entail?
    101:09
    Oh, slapping, slapping the bass. Oh, farts. Inch. It's worth a deuce. Oh, the AC. That's what I needed, man. I'm like spitting my Johnson balls in here.
    101:36
    Ramp it up, that's my advice. Live. Yep. Now I'm just playing now. Blackout! Alright, I've only talked for a few years, still can't beat the floor with my dread.
    102:05
    You know what is fun to try to get is blackened. I've only gotten it once and I was blackened, as in blackout zone.
    102:14
    I was just missing a lot of shots and taking a lot of shots. Okay! Damn you! How do you beat Crank It Up? Jump wave, you have to start your crank it up mode, collect it, get out of there. Start another crank it up mode, collect it, get out of there. You gotta do that four times. And then I think you get the, one of the crank it up awards is at the very bottom below all the modes and it's just like five million points. Oh, okay.
    103:21
    Yeah, Jaden, I was so wasted, I had no freaking clue what was happening. When that new animation started playing, I was like, what? I'm losing it.
    103:37
    Yeah, that's Black Indy. All right, Zach, have a good one, buddy. I have to go to break the fast. Gets to fast, Kendra.
    103:57
    Isn't there a wizard on that? Yeah, he's on the line. Which I've never seen. I've never seen the wizard mode on Metallica. Or Mustang.
    104:14
    I've seen Encore on ACDC. Um, there's a Super Wizard mode on Kiss here that I haven't been able to reach, because you have to collect the super jackpots for every single face.
    104:28
    A lanky noodle! What's up, buddy? Thanks for coming, dude. Good to see ya, bud. Welcome back. I think I might turn the music off on this, because
    104:47
    I'm a little, a little pissed out. This game wants you to be bounce passing and drop catching all day. You're not even allowed to flip, you're just recovering. Oh, Toc, do you want me to turn the music up? Yeah, I think I will. Let me just finish this up.
    105:24
    That was not too dangerous though. I hit it fairly hard. Oh! If I can remember, and I have decent Wi-Fi, I'll stream... I'd love to stream walking around San Francisco, but I just don't know how to carry all my gear and do that at the same time.
    106:06
    I'm going to turn this crap off. Your Metallica's failing to register a drain ball. Well, um, that means your opto's probably dirty, buddy.
    106:17
    You're gonna, you're gonna want to clean, clean your opto. Clean, clean your opto. Clean the opto. Just grab your opto, spit on it, wipe it down with an old scratchy rag.
    106:32
    JK, but do clean, please clean. Alright, let's turn on some jimmy jams. Black diamond. Alright, so, Sonos We got the Sonos We're going to hit play on whatever's playing And just roll with it We're going to listen to this for now A little Blind Melon for you, ladies and gentlemen Ladies and gentlemen My name's Jack Danger I do this Monday through Friday, 5pm Central Standard Time I just want to thank you for coming and if you haven't already, please click follow. I'll love you forever, and I might even say your name out loud. Let's play some pinball. All right.
    107:26
    Jim and Jam. These are my favorite Jim and Jam. The quick drop catch is my favorite thing. I just watch people do that all the time.
    107:37
    It's like where you don't even... You're just like... Just a little... I just want someone to save me.
    107:52
    Oh, I wanted to... I didn't think about that. Shatzing the bed. Nailed it. Crap. Get back up there. Yo, I got that haircut, though.
    108:22
    Landed to JD. Oh, you think? You think? The combination of the dirt with the butt is the greatest thing. It's a giant pile of crap. Caesar! How are you buddy? Thanks for coming man.
    108:53
    Oh yeah. Meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley. Alright that was three shots of an easy shot and then the tall cradle. There we go.
    109:12
    Nailed it. Kiss it. That's all you gotta do. Kiss it. Perfect. Not perfect. Perfect. Take it easy, bro. Get in there.
    109:36
    Butt farm! How's that going buddy? The butt farm poker. Alright, let's get an F ball going here. Screw that over.
    109:53
    Please don't drink. Okay, well that sucked. Wait, in time? Of course not. High Fives, good to see you buddy. Thanks for coming back. Forever. Damn it!
    110:18
    Me etc. It's called multi-twitch, right? Multi-twitch. Evo, what's up buddy? This game is a lot of fun. We just now turned the music off.
    110:46
    To take a little kiss break. Kiss break. We just needed a little... Yeah, when you play something for this long, you gotta take a little... A little skosh of a break.
    111:00
    Swim! Aw, come on. Oh, my dear man! Many desistions. Wait, why is the magic screaming right now? What a ding-dong. He should be here. Drop. Put it away. I suppose this is the advertising of everyone's channel's channel. Nerds.
    111:38
    This lyric's screaming. Why don't you go watch him too? Small. Salty Jack, ladies and gentlemen. I got rid of the dance command dude, it was too much.
    112:15
    Can I be my lady? Liv Tyler For real, Liv Tyler Jack and Nick That was a clean, that was a clean pop
    112:38
    You suck, buh-buh Oh my god dude, Gene Simmons might roll for that I don't compete with Papa TV you know there's no competition JK I'm helping them out at Expo actually it's gonna be fun but thank you Zintron for having another person coming in here telling me when someone else's channel is coming live I appreciate it, love you
    113:15
    Was there another guy in Deadflip? The Lost Island. Deadflip is four people. Or I guess it was. It still is.
    113:24
    It's me, Jack, my buddy Nick, my buddy Brad, and my buddy Dave. Did someone say fun? Steve Baller, what's up?
    113:37
    We just want some fans. Okay, Liv. That's a ton of them. Can you give me a break? Liv? Liv, Liv, Liv.
    113:57
    Excellent work. Does Nick like Fight Club? We don't talk about him? Do you talk about Nick? They're competing with me? What? Why are we competing? I've been screaming at this time for the past year. Why?
    114:18
    I don't, I don't understand. My schedule has been set in stone for 260 plus days.
    114:39
    black soda bag, ladies and gentlemen. Folks, who here is from or has been to San Francisco that can tell me cool places to go if I leave tomorrow morning?
    114:56
    And I'm going to have all Thursday to do nothing. So I need something to do. If you guys are familiar with the area, please let me know. Boota-skip, skidididididoo, point, pointy, sweep! Liv, please? Yep! Free Gold Watch, Pinball Museum. Do you know how far away that is from the convention center? Cool place in San Fran is Free Gold Watch. They have 40 machines. 4-0? Holy crap. Go to Free Gold Watch, they have 90 pinball machines! free free the gold watch I got my head checked by a jumbo jet.
    116:14
    It wasn't easy. Yo, Karma, what's up? Hold on, I'll read what you just said here in a sec. Have you ever thought about getting some decor up in that cleaners room? Um, yeah, the thing is, this was a shooting space that we couldn't have anything in here. But since it's sort of become the pinball room, I guess... I guess we could turn it into some art cabin nonsense.
    116:49
    What, you don't want to just stare at my face the entire time? Free Go Watch is the only place you need to be. Matt, the owner, is a cool dude. All right, cool. I'll definitely check that out then.
    117:06
    Three or four miles? That's fine. I'll still, I can still make it. Do they have Uber out in San Francisco?
    117:15
    Do they have the Uberinos, ladies and gentlemen? Uber, Uber, Uber, Uber, Jason, Uber, Uber? I am draining the Get up the thing you black stoner bag. Ah, still burning, sorry buddy. Let me see what you're clicking here, but... Can I do this? Can I operate a mouse at the same time? The answer is no. Hello, mouse? Why isn't this mouse working? Literally, this mouse is dead. Uh, Jada, can you permit Silver Aaron there, please? I think he might have gotten planned from the chat just now.
    118:25
    Sorry, I'm a cow right now. See, what is this trash? Like, he spits it out. Yo, Dad Flap! What the hell's going on, dude? Long time.
    118:41
    Oh, okay, it's not our children. I work for Uber, hope I can give you a ride. Whoa, tense. Tense, are you in San Francisco, then?
    118:52
    What is wrong with this mouse? I'm rubbing it on my body, it's not doing anything. Hotel abominable.
    119:05
    That is Gilbert. Ah, there we go. Too much school. Uh, I want to say I hear that, but I'm glad I'm not in school anymore.
    119:27
    School's fun. School's important. Let's just put it that way. It's like work. No one wants to go to it, but you need it. Uh, I think you need batteries, yeah. I'm 12 miles north across the Golden Gate Bridge and, aw, tents! I demand, I demand an Uber from you, sir. I mean, I got, I got some dollars. Is San Francisco Ubers more expensive? Cheer Deli? Isn't that a chocolate one?
    120:26
    Cheer Deli! Okay, I'm ready to have some business. Uh, damn. Well, that sucks. And they got bad roads. Wait, where was Full House filmed? Was that San Francisco? Is that why everyone lived in that house? Because it's so expensive? Chaos, shut up! Play World Wind Naked. You keep that between you and me, buddy.
    121:12
    And whoever finds that video, it's out there in the world somewhere. Naked. I believe I was 19 years old. Maybe 18. Art film of me playing role in Naked.
    121:34
    Champion. Slip. You can walk by the house. Can I walk in the house? Whoa. Tense, really. I think you may have just sold me with the whole alcohol thing there, bud. I like me some good drink.
    122:08
    It was based in SF though. As long as it was based. Free based. Alright, I got it. something else. You know you can always sell out too. Put up a real G2A poster instead of that banner that everyone else uses.
    122:44
    Karma, if I sell out, it's going to be big, big, big time, buddy. We're talking Adidas. We're talking Anheuser-Busch. We're talking freaking all the big boys. All the big boys. That's what I'm looking for.
    123:01
    We're going to sell out. We're going to go hard. And ham. Ham? Hard ham. Sanzo. Paying off the land. Really? God, I would hate to own that. You can help build up the base to support you. Uh, Zentron, I love you, number one. My personality needs more Red Bull. bowl. Because I'm like hot and cranky right now.
    123:36
    And a nano. Okay, I'm going to go grab another drink. You sit and listen to the Culture Club, ladies and gentlemen.
    123:47
    Is there a pinball swipe company? There should be. If there was a love in your eyes always If I looked into your eyes, would you stay?
    124:11
    I'm a man without relations I'm a man who doesn't know How to tell some traditions Um, I'm out of Elk.
    124:31
    So, my night is ruined. No booze, you lose. Is this the ball? Do you have to start this game?
    124:49
    Yes. Oh, jackpot! Enjoy your time at Twitch.com. Also, just throwing it out there at Barstream would be the real San Francisco treat. I saw what you did there, buddy.
    125:05
    IAST, thank you for your donation, brother. Actually, Barstream is exactly what's going to happen. It's going to be amazing.
    125:13
    My man. The real San Francisco treat. Barstroms. No need for more upload. Yeah, I also forgot that I drove my motorcycle here, so it's good that I'm not drinking.
    125:40
    Red, gold, and green. And drop. And shoot. And catch. And recover. And drain. Playing the new Kif football machine is like dropping your ice cream on the floor and then remembering that you're lactose and collagen. Uh, okay. You're like, damn! Oh, I guess it doesn't matter. Um, I enjoy this game to be honest. It's got difficult shots that are being difficult right now. Look at this crap. Stay back. Hold on, buddy. Put a put a put a put a put a man in. I don't know why he thought that was Spam.
    126:41
    Woooo! Man, Shave's head feels freaking remarkable. I feel like that dude, um, I feel like Gary Oldman from Fifth Element with this haircut. Gary Oldman was in Fifth Element, Ladies and gentlemen.
    127:02
    Where are the stones? There was supposed to be five stones in here. Rudolph Bakery.
    127:16
    Waterpillar, is that just a bakery that you go to? You need the plastic? The... If I had one, I'd wear it.
    127:45
    Where are the stones? That's the only quote I can think of. Where are the stones? This case is empty. Where are the stones? I promised you guns, and it's time for a case full of stones! Alright, we're done with that. Gary Ullman, what a champion. That dude can beat anything. He was Dracula in Bram Stoker's Dracula. Uh, should we get a Contigo machine on here? That's still kind of pinball, right?
    128:34
    You go there for sourdough bread? Okay. Sourdough! Yo, I got that sourdough. I'm going to put a little skipperino on this little cat benatar here.
    128:55
    Come on. I get it. Where are the stones? You gotta do this with your mouth. This case is empty. This case is supposed to be full. Where are the stones?
    129:20
    There are two people behind you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What happened to that? Damn, man, why is this game just butter-chewed?
    129:36
    Digging the new K-Dub track. Van Halen, there's the pinball machine. Nice jump! Jack went ahead and jumped. Oh my god, I want to try the Red Bull right now. I'm going to go do that. I love when you guys recommend food at the very last minute. Like when I went to Olive Garden last night, and it was incredible. I had the chicken and shrimp carbonara, and it blew my mind. We got an appetizer of... Calamari.
    130:31
    Bread sticks, obviously. Salad soup. I gained about 20 pounds that evening. The soup was like a potato, like liquidy potato chowder thing.
    130:50
    It was real good. Like, real good. And I had about 16 breadsticks. I had way too many breadsticks, man. The ice cream on the floor. Dad's left. I'm not really playing a concentrated game right now. I'll get a good game in here for you soon, buddy.
    131:26
    I'm getting Thai food after work. Oh, yeah. Photo time. You might as well jump. Must take Metamucil with 16 credits. I think they crammed Metamucil into the bricks. Like, uh, we can't have people leaving here chopping bricks in the parking lot, if you know what I'm saying. Dropping bricks in the pumpkin box. Yeah, I like, I called Laura, I was like, we're going to Olive Garden. She's like, what? And I'm like, put your, she was in her PJs, I was like, put on a freaking bathrobe, I'll meet you there. And I hopped on the highway on my motorcycle and went about maybe 97 miles an hour. Boom! Boom! Finally got all the bread today.
    133:04
    A grinder they didn't know what I wanted? Uh, we don't have grinders, man. We have, uh, we have, um, beef. We have beef sandwiches. We have hot Italian beef sandwiches. Fendlichews.
    133:37
    Oh, fire, fire, fire, fire. It's time to fire. Oh, yeah! Yo, that Lil' Town remake, Dancing in the Dark.
    134:07
    Oh, white, buh, buh, butt skirts. This jumps for hire, even if... Wee! Hey, baby! Aw, you suck all the... ...stone, man.
    134:50
    Hostess. Okay. We're the goddamn strong, dude. We're the goddamn strong. Dude. Yes. This, uh, case is empty. This case is empty. This case is supposed to be full of stones. Alright, Rob. It's all in the business.
    135:29
    Shards. Yo, it was like, guys, where are the stone guys? I'm tired of this. What was his name in that movie? Do you remember? Oh, that was butt. Oh, butt. Show me that. Oh, butt. Huh. Points. Points on the back end, folks. Always get points on the back end. You're going to get anywhere in life, points on the back end.
    136:15
    Oh, oh, oh, oh. What's on the back end? Where's Rachel? I can't get a pinball machine to twitch time, but I'm going to go to a bar where there are plenty.
    136:45
    And in fact, I might prefer that because it's going to be, uh, oh no I wouldn't prefer it. I would love to show pinball off to all the frickin' nerds out there.
    137:00
    My butt man. Liv? Oh, we're making a... get up in this. Oh man, this thing... I gotta bring this to San Francisco.
    137:21
    This is it? Ho ho ho! Holy suck! My life-catching isn't what it used to be. Actually, it never was. Jack, you're the biggest ding-dong! Thanks, snowboarder. I hope that's a compliment.
    137:54
    Will we ever get a Jackman emote? I think I need like a hundred more subscribers, new subscribers, to get two more emotes.
    138:07
    We got some work ahead of us, so... Call your friends! Tell them to subscribe. If we need more emoticons.
    138:19
    I will literally make whatever you guys want. The butts... The butts were my idea. Rick! Did that work? Uh, yes, basically. Do you, don't you want me Batman? Awesome. Who just got a haircut style? My barber apparently.
    138:45
    Why, are you, are you hating on it? I think it, it's not terrible. It's a little, uh, it's a little scary looking, especially when I'm on my motorcycle. I walked in, I was like, do you remember Gary Oldman from the movie Fifth Element? He's like, yeah. And I was like, I want this haircut and also do you have one of those plastic things I can wear on my head? And he's like, we're fresh out of Daryl and plastic head covers, but I can still give you the haircut. And I was like, I didn't want to look too excited so I was just like, yeah that's pretty cool. I really would like one of those plastic things though. He's like, I can fashion you one out of a garbage bag. And I was like, I don't want to be a poser, you know.
    139:37
    That's where I got this sub, it was great. Oh, right on. Live. Where are all the earthen stones?
    139:54
    Dude, I'm Gary Olman all the time. Yep. Okay. We have a... Okay. I see what you're doing here, buddy.
    140:18
    Get. Come on, get. Go get it! Spare the win! There we go Oh I hate that You suck You suck Right there. Oh, nailed it.
    140:54
    Look at this photograph. Just kidding. That's not true. Been on a side of the ball. Extra balls lit, huh? Collect enough instruments, I think it's three or four, and you get extra balls.
    141:13
    Which we don't have turned on, so how many points is that? How did I get 76? Is extra ball worth 50 million? 50 million.
    141:35
    Hit perfect, ladies and gentlemen. That movie was about to end, by the way. Jaded Bot is the green jaded bot. Yeah! Go!
    141:50
    So I need Demon and Spaceman for the mini-wiz. So let's work on Daemon here. Sharks. before I start a song. This song. This song is not rock and lady. Alright, so there's Demon.
    142:27
    Oh my god. Are you seeing the combos right now, guys? Uh, I'm losing it, actually. That was, that was That was some Mozart right there, ladies.
    142:41
    Pinball Mozart. And now I'm happy with the in the trash. Alright, this song can go. I don't know what I'm streaming next week.
    143:13
    That's a great question. That's a wonderful question. I didn't think about that. Oh, I know what machine I'm streaming next week. It's called Just Wait.
    143:26
    Right? Game of Thrones throw. How freaking hype would that be, dude? We do have a new game coming, but, uh, Need is wrong. It's on the stream.
    143:53
    GeoTea Pro, baby. That would be cool. No, but we do have something equally as awesome. I hope. I hope you dig it.
    144:08
    Pinball designed by JD. How great would that be? Who's that one guy that designed like three pinball machines, they were all incredible, and then just bounced from the industry?
    144:24
    Stop getting it in his mouth. The heat is on, damn it. Oh, that theorem, though. That was adorable. We have a moderate to okay game going on right now.
    144:48
    We've got to get Spaceman rolling. Whoa! Snowboarder, it's going to be awesome, dude. It's going to be awesome. I promise. I'm just promising you right now, Jack. As a deadlift scout's armor, you will not be disappointed.
    145:12
    That's all I wanted right there. Yeah! Suck it! It's on the screen. Brian Eddy? Oh yeah, I think it is Brian Eddy.
    145:40
    Stay alive. Okay, stop. I didn't want that, so I'll take it. I'm trying to get that drum up there between the pop-bumpers, and it's not cooperating. I'm never disappointed with your shoes. Thanks buddy. I want every stream to be as tight as the last. Yes.
    146:18
    Oh my God, I lit it in grace. Here comes the danger drop. Damn it, we were one freaking shot away. Look at that. Look at it yelling at me. And Backstage Pass was lit.
    147:02
    Grateful Dead, huh? I heard you up for a big award at TwitchCon. Har har har. Thank you Zentron. I wish. That'd be pretty cool. If they're like recognition in a new field. And study. Science degrees. Science degree. I'm grateful to have you, gentlemen.
    147:44
    Yo, the bourbon. I think it's awesome, too. I'm excited. In fact, I'm going to pick this one. That's not my bag. Ooh.
    147:54
    This is Chuck Batman. Uh, more flip potential. I'm not as drink as you drunk I am. Wait, think cops? Martoonies? Say ya peace and get out. Um, streaming over the next four days is going to be sporadic and all over the place and super excited and I promise to deliver. And if this weekend ends up sucking, folks, I'm
    148:32
    telling you, come back Monday, Tuesday. The hype, the hype train is pulling in and leaving the station at the same time. That's how hype it is. The hype train, which is doing this.
    148:54
    I can't believe we were one shot away from Prick and Tits Army, dude. That's deflating is what that is. I'm going to drain this real quick. Let's try to play one more good game. It's really good, but they're really, really bad.
    149:32
    Pick it up. Yes, no order. My Twitter is, I set it to auto-notify people when I go live. if that works for you guys.
    149:51
    So right when I hit go, it's going to announce it on the tweeters. Alright, we're going right for a switch in.
    150:04
    My crazy! To think of pinball machines? I think of it all the time. The Birdman, I do mild repairs. The big repairs are done by our buddy Gavin, who does it professionally. That's how he makes all this money. And he's the business. He has a business. He is the business.
    150:35
    He's a businessman and a businessman. And this game just stops screwing my butt for one second, please. Are you kidding me? Doesn't Deadmau5 have a pinball machine on his stream? Didn't he, uh... Wait, because he streams here on Twitch.
    151:11
    Sticking duct tape in the chest. Guys, don't give away trade secrets, man. The sticky stick. The sticky stick. There you go. Steadmouse is the bomb. He's like a plume. He looks like he smokes a lot of cigarettes. Which I didn't get to. Oh crap. Get up the freaking ramp, you dillowod.
    151:57
    This should be an exclusive butt machine for Jack. The Birdman, Lethal Frank and I are going to be battling a Twitch account. FYI, battle to the death.
    152:16
    He shaved his hair off, I shaved a lot of mine off today. It's going to be great. We're going to battle.
    152:27
    Wait, did I just make a bet? Did I make a bet in there? Wait, how did I do that just now? I just saw Batman in my fingers and now it's gone. How the hell did I do that? Guys, what?
    152:48
    Hold on. What? Split vs. Frag is hype. I agree, dude. We're gonna skip this to... Good jam, just I'd rather you listen to something a little more upbeat and not belittling our life.
    153:07
    It's a buttle. Your head is there In coming Metallica Whistler Up the air Stand in the place where you were Flip vs. Frag.
    154:08
    Oh, you know what? I know what I can do when I'm in San Francisco. I'm going to make a poster, like a fight poster for Frag and I. It's going to be his profile, my profile, bits of each other's faces, just one of these, like...
    154:25
    And then Frag's like... Oh, he doesn't have a beard anymore. He's like little handing me, like this. Yeah. and then I'm doing what do I do with my hands?
    154:38
    Just flicking them off. Just unenthusiastic. I'm $0 unslip. These little earth pinballs. Kappa. Thank you for your Kappa, good sir.
    154:54
    May all your wildest Kappa dreams come true. Kappa Kappa. Trees would be falling You know what you guys haven't gotten to see before? And something you will get to see at Expo? Is you folks haven't get to see me play pinball competitively. You know what I'm saying? Like, in a super serious, this matters, no BSing, no reading chat, just like, I gotta play because there are some great people here and we gotta battle. And we're streaming from Expo and you guys finally get to see that. It's gonna be amazing.
    155:42
    Give Craig the reach around. Didn't I already... Wait, I thought that was... That's where my other hand was. I thought I said that earlier.
    155:54
    Reach. Flip on Frag! Yo, I'm about to flip on Frag! Why didn't Lethal Frag name his pinball segment flipping with frag. He's got cooking with frag.
    156:25
    2015, kid. Flying automobiles, silk lacing shoes, V-Force that ride on thin air. Baseball bats that extend. Weird body enhancements.
    156:38
    And an 80s cat fight with Max Hedges. Come on girl, change it all, to the wise hill, more than fear, just for power of buzz. Power of buzz, eh? Oh, farts.
    157:11
    Make a band where we're good. Right, come on. Never put two balls in jeans while he chokes. And then I forget the sticky stick out.
    157:31
    Oh, you suck! Can you feel it? First time you feel it, you're made to make you sad. Next time you feel it, it might make you mad.
    157:55
    That was weird that the balls came back like that. Wolf strike for three months in a row, brother! Thank you for maintaining your membership! To the league, ladies and gentlemen. Any concourses and booklets for my boy Wolf, please. Wolf, I love you. May all your strikes be true. I'm leaning over a lot right now, I should say. But how was the pube situation?
    158:29
    Wolf strike, thank you brother Ten hits for life, my man And with a little help from my father Oh, I did all that freaking bounce passing And then I flipped it all over Clippers and butts, kids, get them up I need them all That isn't nearly enough I'm sorry, do we only have one subscriber here?
    159:05
    Can I get, uh, just a handful more of those, um, butts? Thank you, I love you The puke situation, I don't know what that means buddy. It's okay, I'll use my own butt.
    159:21
    This mouth wasn't freaking jerking me off right now. Um, mostly potato, I don't think that's what I'm looking for, but yeah. Uh, yeah, I think we better get your jet on this thing. Okay! Whoa, okay.
    160:13
    Wolf, I love you, buddy. Thanks for coming. Thanks for your support. Come over here. I would love to, Wolfstrike. I would love Warp Love to, man.
    160:27
    Because I do operate a business, I have to plan a lot of crafts in advance, and even then, stuff gets twisted. So, we'll see.
    160:37
    No Jack, they're not. Just to leave. Okay. Yeah, sorry, my computer randomly hit the soundboard. Battery's more like butterbees.
    160:51
    Get it? No? Oh shit. Forgive me. Your moves are so raw. That is a bunch of... Kurt! What's wrong?
    161:24
    This doesn't about you, girl! Come on! That makes me sweat! How do you feel? This is my kind of sex music.
    161:50
    Ladies and gentlemen, sex music. I'll use you to my weight Cause I'm not afraid There's something about you That makes me sweat Dude, Gary, go on then, where are the stones? What do you think?
    162:33
    I can't think at all. What are you going to do? Whoa! World Wonder Boy! Three months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. The most wonderful boy in the world. Ladies and gentlemen, you know what to do. Flippers. Butts. I want them all. You don't have a quota.
    163:23
    You don't have a cap. Put them all up. I love you. R.I.P. I have 8 million even. From what? Uh, Wolfstrike, that's a great question. Was it the three-bottle day?
    164:04
    Did I drink three bottles of red wine this day, three months ago? Yes. Salata. Miona. Yoma. Sweats. Shakes.
    164:22
    Kisses. what it takes. You can't sleep. You can't eat. There's no doubt you're in deep. Starting the game, he keeps giving the ball back. It's really weird. I don't know. Power plans.
    165:08
    Jack, I want this in something, please. Where are the spoons? I do need to stop doing that. You were very correct. It's a bad habit.
    165:33
    Where are the spoons? I'm going to finish you off the candy, son. Uh, sir, sir, you have kidney stones.
    166:12
    Um, sir, it says here on your chart that you have kidney stones. Where are the stones? Um, they're in your kidney.
    166:22
    Where are the stones? There's supposed to be stones in here. Yes, sir, there are plenty of stones in your kidney, and it's terrifying, and you're going to die.
    166:31
    I want the stones. Oh, you want to keep them? Okay, well then we're not going to do anything to save your life.
    166:50
    Oh, look at it! After we put the verdict on kids, it's ACDC. A lot of things don't hold up to ACDC, man. That's sort of what it's up here for me.
    167:03
    Um, but, this game is good. And I feel this game is only gonna get better. You need to cosplay a sword.
    167:21
    Where's the drone? It's crazy. This case is empty. It's supposed to be stoned in here.
    167:53
    Yo, Royboy! What's up, buddy? Pitbull Kim. Good to see ya. I don't believe it. Now these pulp lids are just trying to light up my face.
    168:42
    Tommy, or I'm sorry, Roy, they won't let me have a pinball machine at the conventions, but I am going to go find some bars to stream pinball at in San Francisco. I call, like, mega poopy BS. By the way, you're on Twitch front page.
    169:07
    Oh. Hey! AMXAL. Is it AMXAL? Well, thank you for coming, buddy. Let's make out. Ladies and gentlemen I just want to take a moment to thank you all for coming My name's Jack Danger And I do this Monday through Friday 5pm Central Standard Time I stream pinball all week One new machine all week Every week And I'm here to say Please click follow, it's free to do I'll love you forever Let's play some pinball
    169:49
    Africa! No, just tune in! Track up here! Crap! I'm not quitting just yet, guys. Chilly chill.
    170:24
    Take a chill pill, man. Uh-oh. Everything I know and love is broken. Gonna get a lot. Gonna take a lot. Take it away from you. There's never a hundred million more that I do. The best worst song, what?
    170:56
    The song's just good, man. The song is just good. I swear, this thing... This thing does not work. My favorite part of this song is when he tries to sneak in the word Kilimanjaro and Serengeti really quick. It's hilarious. Here it comes.
    171:33
    Amazing! All right, I don't have a ball in place. Here we go. It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you, pinball. Give it to me now. I'm in the race! Damn it, if you can't stop that, it's every hitty. This is a problem. That is a serious problem right there, folks.
    172:15
    That's my favorite pasta. They're in... We're ready. Son of a... There's the kids. Oh my god, guys. I love you guys so much. Thank you for coming.
    172:54
    Internet, I love you so damn much. And I can't wait to go to TwitchCon and meet a bunch of other nerds.
    173:05
    Yeah, sometimes the ball just wants that. It's true. Not much you can do about those. Chance is tricking Chels. What's up, buddy? Are you not entertained? There's no entertainment going on here? Nothing? What's this button do? Oh, that's the sound of the police.
    173:37
    That's the sound of the police. I'm going to be the tallest nerd there. I bet, dude. I'm going to walk in like freaking Groot up in that place.
    173:54
    Here's what they're going to see. This is what they're going to see right here. I'll be like, hey, everybody. My name is Jack. Good to see you. Cool. Yeah, you know, I play pinball. It's pretty cool. No complaints. Uh-huh. Yeah. All right, man. Cool.
    174:22
    Just call everyone back. Out of my way, Peck. Um. camera crop shot. Call it a day. Um, guys, I would, I don't think GOT's even, like, programmed at this time. You know what I'm saying?
    174:49
    Like, if they gave me a GOT, I'd be screaming just a flipping whitewood. You know? Um, but I will tell you that Monday and Tuesday are going to be hype and frickin' frick. Stay tuned.
    175:07
    Monday and Tuesday. What are you doing? What are you doing Monday and Tuesday? Nothing? Good. Come to my show.
    175:16
    Dude, still ordered that? Rapture and the Pizza? Amazing. That's all over the internet, though. Whitewood might be... Oh, come on. Here's the deal. Pinball, right?
    175:47
    At the end of the day, it's not entirely stern say on what art goes on that channel. Cool, Janet. Love you, bud. Liv, don't you drink. Son of a... How'd I get a million points for that? Yadda, yadda, yadda, dribble. So sassy. You're so sassy.
    176:29
    I'm shaking the app, are you numb? Stuck my butt. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's talk radio.
    176:42
    Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I should be breaking my castles soon. Uh, yeah. Wet. We should. I hope it plays well too, man. Honestly, I think it's going to be a fun game. Stern's had too many gems to go back to the turd, though. You know what I'm saying? He's had Too many gems to go turd.
    177:22
    Like, Game of Thrones is too big of a license to make a, uh, a crap game. You feel me? That's weird.
    177:37
    Pour your love! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Give me the ball. Oh, that's not what I wanted to do. Hiss! Oh, you suck all the bugs. Did your students deal with Farsight? Yeah, man, that's gonna be amazing. Uh, like, super amazing, actually. I'm beyond stoked for that. I think it's a humongously great idea. Is that a... can you say that? You can't say that on television. Remember the story you can't do that on television? What a strange guy that was.
    178:16
    Ah, many Nick, good to see you too. You are also equally as magnificent. And a bastard. Oh, I mean a beast. Oh God, as I insult you.
    178:31
    As I insult thee, let me count the ways. Let me insult thee. I think a good Star Wars game is long overdue, for sure, because I don't like any Star Wars pin that exists at all. I think they're all trash. They're all just a bunch of trash. I don't like the PIN2K, I don't like, I don't like any of them. Oh, God.
    179:22
    God damn it, you screwed me, Simmons. You screwed me, Simmons. Oh, this is hotter than hell. is actually paying off pretty well.
    179:44
    We have something to just answer. Woo! A pinball, pinball, switch town? Give it my head no, unfortunately. All the pinball that were gonna happen, uh, like, they all dumped at the last minute. It sucked.
    180:04
    No pinball in the convention hall. That's the Sherman? Oh! Guys, these things lit? The mini wizard mode. It's too niche these days? Oh, RIP. I don't think pinball's too niche, I think it's actually getting huge. And I'm not talking about in my own little bubble, I think, like I hear a lot of people talking about pinball. I'll hear people talking about it at restaurants and stuff. My boyfriend just loves basketball. He's had more than one ball on the playfield before. Those are dudes. Just kidding. I don't know if they're on the same team. Get the ball.
    181:02
    Get it, get it. Get it on you, Mom. Grab, grab, hold it here harder. Oh, crap, too many balls. Oh, good.
    181:27
    Please live, both of you. Yes. Oh my god, yeah. This is going exceptionally well, ladies and gentlemen. Are they... I don't know. Allowing arcade cabinets? Oh, you... the super jackpot I just lost a lot of money, ladies and gentlemen.
    182:04
    Rippin' pepperonis, my score. Goodbye. You took the midnight train going anywhere. Anywhere, anywhere, anywhere.
    182:28
    Just a city boy. Born and raised in Detroit. Back city. I think this song's about Gene Simmons. Am I wrong, or am I wrong?
    182:50
    Or am I wrong? I think it's been wrong. And years to come Ah, snowboarder, thanks buddy, that means a lot Well, let me just say again Monday and Tuesday are going to be hyper than anything that's ever been hype Hype, hype, hype H-I-P-E Hype
    183:22
    Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. My name's Jack Danger, and I do this all the time, and I already said all this crap, so I'm not going to say it anymore. I'm having to hold my microphone because our mic stand's gone. I love you all so much, and thank you for coming today. Tomorrow, I will try to stream from, like, a bar or something. and then Friday will also probably be a bar scrum, then maybe the weekend too. If we can convince last minute Twitch to allow Pinball Machine in, I'm definitely going to urge that to move along, but I don't have my hopes up. I love you guys.
    184:11
    It's Wednesday. Go play some pinball. go get a ridiculous haircut and look like Gary Oldman from you know, Fifth Element look at this I'm gonna be flying if I don't live guys Deadfoot's been super awesome and I'm glad I could have done this for you guys yeah, let's play some pinball I love you and I'll have a safe trip I will be bugging you guys for cool places to go when I'm in San Francisco on Twitter and such.
    184:48
    TwitchCon's going to be insane, folks. Insane. But you're going to see a lot of it with me because I'm going to stream as much as I can.
    184:56
    Okay? Well, sleep tight. Don't let the big bugs bite. The bang bugs. Don't Google bang bugs. B-U-G-S.
    185:06
    All right, ladies and gentlemen, have a wonderful night. I love you. Go play some pinball. All right, everybody. You're making some crazy money, are you ready? Here we go!
    185:24
    Boom Boom 84, thank you for the follow. Boom Boom Boom, I want you in my room. Remember that song? Oh, yeah!
    185:49
    Damn, Stan, where'd you find this? Oh, yeah, Kosti, I'll see you there. Also, ladies and gentlemen, if any of you are going, please seek me out. Let's get drunk. I want to party.
    186:07
    Oh, my God. Well, hold on. Happy night, guys. Um, I gotta unpack the rig somehow. Uh, I'll probably turn the stream off.
    187:23
    Oh, I did. Um, I'm stuffing myself in a bag, checking it. Uh, I love you guys, definitely.