Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. Shake it off, Internet. This is it. You can't call it a kitchen unless you got a microwave in it. There's a microwave on top of the fridge! I could turn the lights on for you if you wanted to see. I played earlier Guardians Left Out and destroyed myself in one wallet quite a while ago. Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead. Have you seen Debbie? No. Trust the dead flips. Debbie? There's the little fling pass I was looking for. Hot pocket. Okay. Wait, fuck, F you, game. That warning was... I mean, it wasn't bullshit. You're right. You're right, you're right. A virus shoots so buttery smooth, it really does. This haunt is so stinking long. Thank you. You have an LE? That's awesome, Rob. Got you, buddy. I am Michael. I take care of the place while the master is away. It's trailer crash time! Why did the master go? Is that a way? Sometimes you kick, sometimes you get kicked. We're getting heck of kicks. tonight, that's for sure. And we're trusting this, like, this dead flip. Five bucks says this fails us right when we're starting to have a good game. Okay, like that? You're getting so much backdoor tonight, I must admit, I'm jealous. Yeah. Thank goodness, but that's false. Alright, stay uncomfortable. Uh, dragons, thanks for 26 months in a row, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip your earbuds up. Dragons, how you doing tonight? Shit. Dragons, leave a drain. I just want you to know, this is all your fault. Okay, we're good. There's a three-shot minimum. We're okay. We made it past it. You never drain Marduk, true. I've been playing this game for years. This one game. Alright, we've got a... Oh Backdoor? Get it 6 million, lol Okay, this is the last mode before the multiball Jack could be default backdoor champion I mean Is it something the game keeps track of? Because I would be honored. Those long business trips will kill you. Okay. It didn't give me credit! Oh, fudge, you game. Did you see that? Did you see that? Didn't give me freaking credit. Give me the back door. Thank you. Nice and clean. Nice and clean. Oh shit. Oh, the tip pass worked that time. Thank you. I didn't see that butt. I saw the back door. You gotta admit you're... Yeah, just run. Thanks for getting that freak show back on the road to film recovery. Don't. Okay, the up nudge to save our life. That up nudge just saved our freaking butts. Surprise, you survived. You're halfway through the house. It's time to party like monsters. Ooh, nice organ. Oh, I got to kill the audio. Okay, we're back. Sorry, sometimes the game audio gets out of sync. I'm not sure why. Yeah, jackpot! Jackpot! Jackpot! Jackpot! Oh, jackpot! Can we get the director's cut? I think I just need one more. I don't know what that bat does. I honestly have no idea. Difference from the code versions previous. They added some more dead heads. Honestly, I'm not fully certain. I'm also trying to focus. I'm having a hard time right now. Movie macabre. Report preliminary findings. Report preliminary findings. Jack Danger can't play pinball. multiball. Come on, let's piss off. Let's get Gappa just freaking screaming piss. Okay, that shot didn't give me credit, so what's the trick? Oh, shit. The ball stays out. Wait, did... was that a Lazarus? I wasn't paying attention. Hell yeah it was, alright. The game... listen, the game. Elvira's like, listen, dog. We've had our differences. oh sneak it in and it doesn't count because we're in wild women really okay it almost jumped over the flippers oh you better definitely not even think about it i shouldn't have said anything she knows something good's happening back door advance haunt or something Pardon our dust. Please use the front door. Nope. Oh, God! Oh, whew. Yo, the grace period on this game is... Ba-nay-nay. Did I hit it? I don't know how that shit works. Fuck. Fuck you. Sorry, Internet. Malfunctions really take the wind out of your sails. Real talk, though, I think the game is leaning left a little bit. Shoot for the front door! Okay, up the front. And we're still ball one. Oh yeah, even though I drink. Back door? Yeah. Nope. I'm a back door Billy. Rear door Roger. I looked away, I looked away. Shit. Shit. What the... Why am I missing these shots? Look at this. I'm missing the easiest shots in the game. Whew. You ready to dance? Sean with Big Ball. What's up, buddy? I always ready to dance Oh director cut So what happens in this? Because before this was just like a one-shot thing. Whatever. it's now time for the director's cut quite on set rolling and action oh man we're getting lucky with those but we're not getting them when it matters which sucks 48 million print shit I should have should have doubled that All right, the Freak Friar needs a little love. That was way too hard of a plunge. God damn it. Don't start multiball. Okay, we're good. Flippers and birds. Flip them the birds So what multiple haven't we done? I don't think we've done Crate Or Junk in the Trunk So let's shoot Trunk If we don't get Absolutely scrunched There you go Oh, shit. Please be two. Please be two. Please be two. Please be two. Frick! Now this is something! Gappa, very close. I didn't mean the frickin' double trouble. You couldn't have stayed in there, huh? That would have been the multiball. mmm suck it how are we getting those i think the game's leaning left and i think that's how we're getting that gaffer passive aggressive leaving passive aggressive notes for roommate oh wait i'm supposed to drain Okay. He's calling me Fumbelina. Fumbelina. Yeah, but didn't really do... Trunk didn't really do much for us. Whew. Explosion! Okay, I shot that though, so... There we go. Come out the right, come out the right. Ugh, I hate when it comes out the left. We're gonna need a gun and a silver bullet. And a silver bullet. Alright, we got a dead head. Be the clown. Be the clown. Damn. Frankie the Monster Southpaw. Cut me. Did he say cuddly? Cuddly. Oh, cut me? Why would he say cut me, bro? It's a little... Come out the right, come out the right, come out the right, come out the right. My favorite time, three-word trash time. It's a boxer thing? Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, I already screwed up. We're done, Internet. We're dead in the water. Got the anchor. Shit. There it is. Mother... It's game. As soon as it hits that right slingshot. Gappa went to anger management. Don't go. Gappa's actually doing alright. Please come out the right. Oh my god, I love you. Please fall in the back door. Thank you for the back door, baby, this evening. Alright, proper bounce, baby. As long as that bounce stays consistent, we're going to be in a damn good place. Fire bad. Fire is bad, buddy. Fire is bad. You're right. I have it. Aye, aye, sir. Friend! Not me, dog. We're good. We're straight. We're good. We're good. Where are you going? That says exit only. Don't you forget about me. I'll be alone. Draining, you know it, baby. Gaffer, you suck. It is impossible to anticipate where the... Impossible? ...which suddenly appeared in the Atomic Area will attack next. The government has enlisted the aid of the self-defense forces and the United States... Yeah, I knew that would work. We cheated the right orbit. Come out the right. Come out the right. Come out the right. Come out the right. Come out the right. Holy hell, how did that not procure us a warning? All right, do we try to backhand this? Uh, do we try it? I shouldn't have done it. YOLO. Get ready to fire. Get your fucking shot glasses ready, Internet. This is another game This week In a row That we have Taken it to the final mode I just need to make sure I don't miss this show Uh oh Uh oh don't speak too soon you're right Get the 2X. There's double trouble. Shit. Stay alive. Stay alive. Stay alive. Stay alive. Oh, I thought I needed air defense there. I didn't, so we're good. Air defense. The ball was on its way out. How you doing, Gaffer? You hanging in there, buddy? Up this way. It's now longer than ever. It's now longer than ever. Alright, there it is, Internet. Look at how many points that's worth. That is my secret hideout! We went from nothing to 800. No big deal. And, okay, here's another multiball parade. And with enough Pop bumpers we can get a second Gappa and I think we start At six right Since we got six We should try lighting up another There it is 2x Okay Let's start the 2X. Okay. That ball just wanted out. Not exactly sure what happened there. That's okay. I'm hungry. if you could only have one game what would it be uh there's a defense joke back door good for you you got the back door bonus yeah deadpool is like my jam i love that game it's so much fun I was beginning to think you forgotten about me Nope I didn forget about you I just don like you How about trying for a tatt- Attic Attack? I think I just got Attic Attack. Getting through the entire house is Attic Attack, isn't it? Attic attack is separate. Okay. Okay. Woof. Baby. Deadpool's also your favorite? It's so good. Okay, we got another EB. Why go in the front door, K-Kona? Why go in the front door, K-Kona? baby baby it looks like it's gonna hit okay i'll bring a multiball into this maybe we'll get gaffer pissed off again Oh, our Freak Friar needs a lot of love if we're going to get back to Gaffa being pissed again. Dude, the Hand of Fate. Oh, that's cute. Oh, Trey, we extended it! Oh, hype! Let's go, baby! Jackpot! Okay, I can't seem to hit anything. Can't hit anything. Esports colors. There we go. Two in the hole. Super Slit, Super Slit. Don't care about points. I want Progresh. Oh, man. This bonus will take us over the billy. Mmm! Shoot again! Only have Bill. Only a bill for him. Backdoor. That was on purpose. Unskilled shop, by the way. Gappa getting displeased. Are we filling up his displeasure meter? Oh, we are. Backdoor? Yes! We're getting six and a half million for that? We don't have any doublers or anything? We're getting that kind of money for these shots? Oh shit. Nudge up! All the way? Ooh, back door. We're getting six and a half for backdoor shots. A death prize? I like that. Consider it a death prize. I've never heard that. That's awesome. Back door? Mmm! Do we want another dead head? He said, knowing the answer. so many saves yeah i know shit 17 oh now that was using your head yes just one um yo tim hetland thank you for four months in a row you're amazing Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Tim, how you doing, bud? Okay. Jesus. Whoa. There's like a little bump. Flippers and butts up. I was going to flex. Come on, Elvira. Damn it. I was going to flex. Second gaffer, please. Good for you! You got the backdoor bonus! That doesn't count. Oh, fuck you. Okay. We kind of worked that. That's okay. That's okay. Moving right along. Open our dust! Please use the front door! Art in our dust. Oh, we could get another extra ball by completing... Is it all the dead heads? Or did we already get that extra ball? I think we might have collected that already. Go back to your own planet. Ooh, big man with a ray gun. I don't like this. Holy shit. Oh my god. Alright. Don't give me the clown. I don't want it now. Thank you. I want the fart noises. There's a little tap pass. Come on. Advance haunt. Damn it. No. Welcome aboard, kid. Um, yo, Jay Pavlock, thank you for the five. Four gifted. You're beautiful, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up. Holy crap. Jay, thank you so much, bud. Yikes, giant lobster silhouettes. Okay, shit. I'm out of it. Okay. Okay. welcome aboard, dear BC. Thank you, Mardid. Let's see if we can cheat this. Nope, not far enough. Oh, it was far enough. Let's go. Another director's cut, forehead. Ooh, that hot left me hungry for some tasty lobster. Yeah, I want lobster, too. Okay. Come out to the right. Yo, Junior, thank you, Mar-Dude. Okay, so if we shoot a ramp before we shoot Director's Cut, I think we're going to have some big money. But for safety reasons, we're just going to play this cool. 17? Yeah, whatever. Ooh, I'm so glad that was down. 64 million points! Oh, we have 2x running? Whoa, jeez. Up, nudge. Oh, come on. The fart noises. Forgot. Embrace the fart noises. Next Director's Cut next shot is six and a half million. Oh, shit. I can't do anything about that. If I'm half ramping that, it's rough. Only eight million. Oh. I'll graciously take one. player one you're up all right so we have two more modes for another multiball i think um attic attack multi-balls ready i'm gonna go should have a code filter yeah Back door, light haunt. You can use the front door, you know. Not me. Back door, Billy. It's time for us to conquer this haunt and save my house from this lump of coal space oddity. Oh, war hype. Oh, shit. Oh, God. Okay, back door. Yep, that doesn't do anything for us. So this mode has like special rules, right? Like you want to shoot shots that are... I don't remember. Come back? Nice. Let's go, all-match. Yeah saving on a burner Let go You're not boring me. You don't like me. Goldar, why don't you relax? I don't like him. All right, Rick, now take him away. You had a rough day. Two warnings? Yeah, we got two warnings. I'm only playing good if like the if my life is at stake okay come down to warning got it thank you for keeping track of warnings internet you're beautiful Shit, we're dead. Is that two? Internet, can I tell you something? We're probably going to have another Gap Angry in our hands. I did not mean... to start 2X. Oh, I didn't. Wait, what the hell? What? Oh, okay. I was so confused that I didn't start it that I ended up starting it. Can we finish this mode, please? How did that go up that ramp? That was cuckoo. Come on, you couldn't have stuck around a little while longer. Are you kidding me? I got way more with that game. All right, I forgot. I forgot we're amazing. Give me a double. Thanks. Imagine a game says you're killing it when you're killing it, and they say your name. You got the backdoor bonus! Hell yeah, we finished it. Great facials, Jack. Harden our dust! Please use the- Great work! Shit. What have I done? Extra ball! Is Gappa angry? The hand of fate will choose. I think Gappa was close. I don't think he's done. Let's go find this Gappa. Please tell me it starts at 6. Please tell me it starts at 6. Right out of the gate. Nope. Gappa angry. Again. That's... Excuse me. What the frick? What the hell happened there? You pissed off Gappa too many times? I guess we gotta just keep grinding. The bad news is... We'll get to another Gappa. That was unfortunate. I thought you got a multiball regardless, but apparently you need to hit at least one shot. We're getting $10 million for backdoor shots. Never lock a ball. And we got another multiball. You can use the front door, you know. Never! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! The fart noises are something else. Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight Gonna get some afternoon delight. The freaking fart noise, dude. So this, I think the third time, it just defeats it. There you go. But beating all the crypts doesn't do anything. Okay. We need that progress. Oh, we almost drank. Because I looked away. Back door. Go for attic attack. Attic attack is the multiball, right? Okay. Let's do attic attack. So we need one more lock for Attic Attack. Was that two ladies wrestling in their pajamas? Come on, game. I got distracted. Yeah, thanks, Elvira. Jesus. Are we going to have, like, a... Just... All May Christmas. Thank you, buddy. Well, we're on two warnings, so... Oh, Phone-A-Fiend is... Wait, how do you do Phone-A-Fiend? Too dangerous? Okay. We're going to make some stupid moves here. We're going to do something stupid, okay? Head for the trunk! Junk in the trunk! Wait! Do I have to do it again? I'm confused. Ooh, all the way around. Oh, I love you. Hey, hit the left ramp It's a bone phone-a-thon Hurry, call in now Why can't I hit the only shot that's lit? That better come back. Jetpack! Hello! Jetpack! Ha ha! Total? Whoa! Did you see? That was a temporary sketch screen. that it's not even done that was a sketch all right let's try attic attack huh i could have sworn i just heard my door open but um it's locked for everyone's recommendation. Two warnings. Thank you. That was the biggest slap save. I want to be in a mode when we do this. Oh my god, it's getting tense. I can't watch. Don't! Oh my god. You're the new grand champion! Hooray! Hooray! You're on two warnings, Jack. Damn it. Damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. I reminded you twice. I know. Damn it. Who's the last person to sub? Uh, jpavlock gifted out some subs. We'll give it to you. Ah! Put this game on YouTube, call to walkthrough. Uh, L-O-C-K. So frustrating. J. That felt good. Bye, YouTube. Got the match? Got the match? Spinning newspapers.