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Listener emails prompt discussion of pinball vernacular, Stern remasters, Spike 3 timeline, and manufacturer viability rankings.
Metallica Remastered was successful enough that Stern may implement yearly remaster releases as a production filler
medium confidence · Dennis and Tony discussing Brian J.'s email question about yearly remasters; Dennis predicts they'll do yearly reissues to fill the production cycle previously occupied by Vault releases
Walking Dead is rumored to be the next Stern remaster after Metallica
low confidence · Dennis mentions 'there's been a rumor going around saying that it's going to be Walking Dead' but notes the game didn't sell well initially
Spike 3 platform is in development at Stern but timeline is uncertain
medium confidence · Dennis states George Gomez has mentioned it in interviews and indicates Stern is working on it; unclear when release or which game gets it first
Elwin appears to be the next Stern game likely to use Spike 3
low confidence · Dennis speculates 'I think it could be Elwin's next game' but admits uncertainty about both timeline and necessity of platform change
Jersey Jack has never retired Pirates of the Caribbean despite its age; new ownership less inclined to rerun titles compared to previous era
medium confidence · Dennis notes JJP tends to rebrand and rereleases titles but current ownership post-Jack seems less inclined; cites Harry Potter as more strategic priority
American Pinball is at the bottom of the surviving major pinball manufacturers list
high confidence · Both Dennis and Tony confirm American Pinball at the bottom tier; Dennis notes it's been there for years and position hasn't improved with recent developments
HomePen manufactures machines in Taiwan, not Australia, despite being positioned as homegrown industry in Australia
medium confidence · Dennis states 'HomePen is not actually built in Australia. It's built, I believe, in Taiwan at this point' while explaining Australian support for homegrown manufacturing
“I would like to see that back in some form or another [regarding World Poker Tour]. But realistically, no, neither of those games are going to be on that list.”
Dennis @ ~mid-episode — Addresses which older Stern titles could justify remasters; World Poker Tour mentioned as underrated candidate versus obvious choices like Ghostbusters or Game of Thrones
“If you've never played WWE and you're at a pinball show and you see it, don't play it...you need to go to the phone number that has the person who owns the machine and brought it there. And you need to ask them if they're okay. Do they need a hug?”
Dennis @ ~mid-episode — Severe criticism of WWE pinball machine quality; used as example of worst Stern game despite Dennis winning tournaments on it
“American Pinball does [make its bread and butter of income on selling pinball machines]. So, yes, American Pinball is at the bottom of the list.”
Dennis @ ~end-episode — Confirms American Pinball's precarious market position compared to diversified manufacturers like HomePen
“I don't think Elvis [should be remastered]. There's zero reason to ever revisit it, ever.”
Dennis @ ~mid-episode — Dismisses Elvis as remaster candidate despite Tony's suggestion; explains lack of appeal relative to other Stern catalog titles
“People get mad [about calling them 'tables']. It's like, we don't eat on them. They're not flat like that.”
Dennis @ ~pinball vernacular discussion — Discusses community gatekeeping over terminology; notes legitimate complaint about drink-placement safety
“I think ACDC would make sense, even though it was repeatedly vaulted in particular...I would also go ahead and say, obviously, Lord of the Rings, obviously, Tron.”
Dennis @ ~mid-episode — Lists strong remaster candidates based on gameplay quality and IP recognition versus obscure titles like Elvis
business_signal: Jersey Jack Pinball's new ownership appears less inclined toward rereleases compared to previous leadership under Jack
medium · Dennis notes 'Ever since the new ownership came in, it doesn't seem like they've been as inclined to rerun things like when Jack was running the company'
sentiment_shift: Pinball industry experiencing content saturation and repetitive design discussion terminology among community
high · Dennis criticizes 'the same old seven card draw' of repeated phrases like 'world under glass,' 'colors pop,' 'flow monster' and notes exhaustion after nearly a decade of podcast coverage
design_philosophy: Consensus on game quality hierarchy challenges conventional wisdom (WWE critically panned despite tournament playability; Walking Dead improved significantly post-launch)
medium · Dennis emphasizes Walking Dead 'got to be a very good game' after improvements but still lacks initial popularity; WWE 'was terrible' despite his tournament dominance
licensing_signal: Pirates of the Caribbean market demand exists but Jersey Jack deprioritizing relative to Harry Potter under new ownership strategy
medium · Dennis states 'They got Harry Potter coming. Like why go back and do that? Just do Harry Potter already' indicating strategic IP prioritization
market_signal: American Pinball continues to occupy bottom tier of manufacturer viability despite years at that position
high · Both hosts confirm American Pinball at bottom; Dennis states 'it's not like it's moved up the list' despite ongoing industry changes
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product_strategy: Stern appears to be planning yearly remaster releases as production filler, following Metallica Remastered success
medium · Dennis states 'I think they will continue to do them as it slots into their production cycle' and 'I think they will do yearly' with remaster potentially replacing Vault release position
rumor_hype: Walking Dead rumored as next Stern remaster candidate following Metallica
low · Dennis states 'there's been a rumor going around saying that it's going to be Walking Dead' but dismisses confidence, noting weak initial sales
technology_signal: Spike 3 platform in development at Stern with uncertain timeline and architectural changes to asset structure
medium · Dennis mentions George Gomez discussing it in interviews and notes 'there's been some talk about the assets and stuff in directly' but provides no concrete release window