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Sales of Multimorphic’s Weird Al Museum of Natural Hilarity Open Today

Knapp Arcade·article·analyzed·Feb 28, 2022
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TL;DR

Multimorphic launches Weird Al game kit sales for P3 modular platform at $8,300 base.

Summary

Multimorphic opened sales for Weird Al's Museum of Natural Hilarity game kit on February 28, 2022, with P3 system pricing at $8,300 and game kit at $3,000. The article clarifies that comparing P3 total cost to conventional LE pinball prices is invalid because the P3 is a multi-game platform, not a single-game machine.

Key Claims

  • P3 machine base price is $8,300

    high confidence · Official pricing listed in order instructions

  • Weird Al game kit costs $3,000; Limited Edition Package costs $1,800

    high confidence · Official pricing in order instructions

  • P3 system plays multiple games and will support many more in the future, distinguishing it from single-game conventional pinball machines

    high confidence · Article editorial commentary comparing P3 to conventional machines

  • Comparing P3 total cost to Stern/JJP Collector's/Limited Edition pricing is invalid because one is five figures and represents one game while P3 is a multi-game platform

    high confidence · Article author's direct assertion

Notable Quotes

  • “With Multimorphic, you're getting an entire P3 system, not just one game. It will play several games on one machine and many more in the future.”

    Knapp Arcade (article author) — Core value proposition differentiating P3 from conventional single-game pinball machines

  • “It's nonsense to compare the cost of Weird Al to a top of the line pin from Stern or JJP, because one costs $3,000 (or $4,800 for the LE) and the other is five figures.”

    Knapp Arcade (article author) — Direct rebuttal to community pricing comparisons; establishes P3 as distinct product category

Entities

MultimorphiccompanyWeird Al's Museum of Natural HilaritygameP3productStern PinballcompanyJJPcompanyKnapp Arcadecompany

Signals

  • $

    market_signal: P3 base hardware at $8,300 with Weird Al kit at $3,000 ($11,300 total) represents distinct market segment from $4,800-$15,000+ conventional pinball machines

    high · Official pricing structure and author's explicit argument about product category differentiation

  • $

    market_signal: Community concern about P3 total cost relative to conventional LE pinball pricing; author responds with market positioning argument

    medium · Author notes: 'I have seen people comparing purchasing this game to buying a Collector's Edition or Limited Edition conventional pinball machine' and dismisses as invalid

  • ?

    announcement: Multimorphic officially launches sales for Weird Al's Museum of Natural Hilarity game kit on P3 platform with structured pre-order system

    high · Sales opened at 9 AM Central Time on February 28, 2022 with official pricing and order terms

  • ?

    product_strategy: P3 platform explicitly positioned as multi-game capable system to differentiate from single-game conventional pinball machines; author argues cost comparison is invalid

    high · Author states: 'With Multimorphic, you're getting an entire P3 system, not just one game' and criticizes direct price comparisons to Stern/JJP LE machines

Topics

Product LaunchprimaryPricing StrategyprimaryP3 Platform vs. Conventional PinballprimaryMarket Positioningsecondary

Sentiment

positive(0.75)— Author is promotional of Multimorphic's value proposition and defensive about P3 pricing; dismisses community concerns about cost comparisons as invalid

Transcript

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Sales of Multimorphic’s new Weird Al pinball machine launch today at 10:00 AM EST. I have pasted the full instructions on how it works below. On a related note, I have seen people comparing purchasing this game to buying a Collector’s Edition or Limited Edition conventional pinball machine because the total initial purchase prices are similar. That’s like comparing apples to oranges and makes absolutely no sense. With Multimorphic, you’re getting an entire P3 system, not just one game. It will play several games on one machine and many more in the future. It's nonsense to compare the cost of Weird Al to a top of the line pin from Stern or JJP, because one costs $3,000 (or $4,800 for the LE) and the other is five figures. “ We will begin accepting orders at 9am Central Time on Monday, 2/28/2022 In the interest of fairness, order requests received prior to then will be ignored To order a P3 and/or a Weird Al’s Museum of Natural Hilarity game kit: Email sales@multimorphic.com and identify which of the following you’d like to order: (one of each per order, unless otherwise discussed with a Multimorphic representative) P3 Machine: $8,300 Weird Al’s Museum of Natural Hilarity – Game Kit: $3,000 Weird Al’s Museum of Natural Hilarity – Limited Edition Package: $1,800 Total price for everything above: $13,100 Total price for a P3 with only $11,300 Please list any additional game kits and/or accessories you want to purchase together with the above so we can plan production. You will have the option to change the list when your P3 and/or game kit is built. We will reply to all sales requests in the order received with an invoice for a $2000 deposit. No other payment will be due until your order enters production. You will then have 24 hours to pay the deposit. Otherwise your order will be automatically cancelled. After receiving your deposit, we will provide you with an estimated ship date. You will then have an additional 24 hours to cancel your order and have your deposit returned, minus any fees incurred. Noncancelled orders are then only refundable if we miss your estimated ship date by 6 months, at which time you’ll once again be permitted returned. Order transfer requests are subject to a $100 transfer fee, payable by the original purchaser.”