I'll see you. Are you playing both? Yeah. Okay, cool. Oh, shit. Thank you. Yeah! Hey everybody, it's me, Laura, your host today. Oh, there they grab. Big juicy lemons. The sweetest drink that can't be beat. Thank you. Oh, no. Honey, do what? It is women's day over here. I'm running the show today. I am doing better than usual, but I'm also playing two games on the machine. And it's my first time ever playing this. Have you been talking to the internet? I've been talking a little bit. Look what I did. Look what I did. That's your name on the freaking board, Dingo Yeah Nicely done Kill it What's up, everybody? Not Woman's Day today No. He gets real mad. All right, put your initials in. How? I've never done this. Left and right. So with that, what would your initials be? L-O-V. Yep, hit start. All right, next. Nope. Okay. Oh, beat. Start. Grand champion. Hit start to end. Nicely done, nerd. Whew. So we figured out how to put scores on the game. It was just a few settings that we had missed with before. Last day, folks. Last day on Lonelli. Are you excited? It's Friday. It's Friday. Laura's on a juice cleanse so she will not be drinking any booze I'm drinking an anti-hero IPA by Revolution Brewery how the hell is everyone? can you hear us okay? can you see us okay? is everything good? can you hear the typewriter noise in the background? Laura Beeson, grand champion Yeah. Oh. What a monster. First time ever. You got Grand Champ by 66 points. I'm proud of you. Let's make sure the internet's still working. Alright. Looks like people are pouring in. Muthuggas. Love that name. Glad it's Friday. Me too, man. Me too. Pumped it's Friday. Well, good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is the last day on Whoa Nelly Big Juicy Melons. It's been fun, and it's going to be fun. We're going to blow this thing up today. We just figured out how to put scores on here, and the very first person to put their name on it was Laura over here. She got Grand Champ with 2,066 points. Holy crap. Yeah, you need that beer cleanse, dude. Pizza day? Pizza fan. And other people in the office did get a pizza. I was not here for that. So, yes and no. And Owl, yes, we have to give this back, but when we give it back is up in the air. I mean, they're not too crazy about wanting it back right away, so we still get to goof around on it, which is going to be fun. It's going to be good. So, it's probably just going to be me, Jack Danger, Laura here, and Nick, I believe, is going to pop in, too, and we're just going to do our damnedest. I want to say to try to roll it over. Probably not going to happen, but it would be awesome. Especially since we only have it on three ball. I don't think we're going to do it unless we're on five ball rolling this thing over. I ate pizza today. Hey, pizza fan, I would imagine that you're sitting on a chair made out of Domino's pizza boxes, right? And then as you're typing, there's just, because I'm picturing this as a TV show, just off camera, there's just pepperonis hitting your keyboard that you're just like dusting off your keyboard. Then like a piece of, like a mushroom would fall down and you'd just be like, flick, and then just keep typing. I'm into it. Oh man. You ready? Are you ready to blow it up? Yep. Yeah, you've already kicked my butt. Do you want me to go over the rules for you or do you just want to attack it? Here's what I'm assuming I need to do. Okay. I need to get it in that thing. That's the gobble hole. Yeah, I need to get it in the gobble hole. Well, here, let me switch the cameras over real quick. It's called gobble hole. That is the name. It gobbles. It's a whole gobble hole. Let me get the cameras looking good here too. So we're all looking sexy. Hold on. Okay. Yep. Yep. Looking good, Bea. Looking good. Can't see your head. Are you leaning over weird? I'm leaning on the machine. Okay. And come on. I'm back here. Yep. Perfect. Looking good. Looking good. Uh, let's see. This all looks great. Don't forget the ashtray buried under the huge pile of ashen butts. Okay, so what do you know about this, Bea? Okay, so I want to get it in the gobble hole. Where's the gobble hole? Right here. Perfect. I want to hit that and that. When and why? When that is lit, I want to hit that one because it says it's lit. No. Here, I'll show you what's going on here. Okay. So every rollover and every pop bumper corresponds with one lane up here. Oh. So hitting this red rollover lights one of these red pop bumpers, I'm not sure which one, and lights one of these red rollovers and one of these red rollovers. Okay? So if you get all four of these lit, that means you light all four of these pop bumpers, which means you light every single rollover on the table. So your main goal is you're trying to get all four of those lanes so that everything on the table is worth money. these if you hit these targets when they're not lit up they're only 5 points if you hit them directly in the middle they're 50 points if they're lit up they're worth 200 points but only if you hit them directly in the middle if you hit them on the side plate or anything like that it's only 5 points the gobble hole when that's lit up it's 200 points but when it's not it's 50 points So just shooting that anyway is lucrative. Same with that. That's 200 points when it's flashing or 50 when it's not flashing. The gobble hole is important when you have a bunch of these collected already because not only do you get the points for the gobble hole, but it will hit the pop bumpers. It'll just trigger them off to give you those points, and then it'll shoot the ball into the pop bumpers to give you more points. Other than that, you have your little escape route up there and good to go. So if you want to... Aw. Thanks for the host. You guys are the best. Don't take Gobble away from us, Jaded. Yeah, maybe you should leave the Gobble forever. Hold on. Let's Gobble real quick. Let's Gobble. Yeah, that's good. That's good. So, yeah. What do you think? Okay. Also, this up here is always on and always worth five points. What that is is it's a pop bumper without the metal piece that pushes the ball away. It's called a dead bumper. And it's just there to give you money when you touch it. Yeah? Mm-hmm. Okay. Also, draining in the left when it outlays is 50 points, and draining down the middle is 10 points. But you can drain underneath the flipper for no reason. I did that. Yeah. All right, buddy. Chili. Drive it inside. You never know when you might need a gobble. Huh? No. Oh, what? No. Sorry bud. Oh, second chance? No. Uh-oh. You got this buddy. Super chill. Oh! You up? Yep, yep. You didn't yell at me, you know that. I totally thought you were. No, you did, you did. Nice. Hell yeah, buddy. Yeah, 200 points. Perfect. Oh crap. Yep, that's 50. And he says heck yeah. So you can, at some point you're going to have to learn to trust these bounces. Like it doesn't look like it's coming straight down the middle. That means it's going to touch one of these and it's going to bounce over. Yeah? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. When does the party start? Okay. Okay. Okay. David, I almost tilted this thing, and I'm not tilted. Yeah, the tilt's set pretty tight on here. It's yellow and not white. The fact that we haven't tilted more than we have is pretty astounding. Give me the gobble. The gobble. Oh, see if I make a turkey noise. You have to, or I'm going to take your point. You have to gobble. I'm not kidding. Oh, farts you. Still a 10. Yep, back in the goblin. Yeah baby. Oh. Yeah, we're in a pretty good place right now, kids. now, kid. Pretty good play. You just need that green lane up there and we have all lanes left. Oh, and here's our chance. Screwed up. Back out, please. Oh, no! That was my on their chest. I am going to roll it. You're right. Yeah. Laura's going to wait for this money on the table and pretend like she didn't know. She's going to pretend like she sat there and said okay just pretending like nothing was in the reveal. I've never played this machine before. Okay. How do you play sandbox? Okay. Okay. Two for you. Okay. There's a melon picking contest at the Melon Farm this weekend. Listen to this one. Getting Rich by Robin Banks. Getting Rich by Robin Banks. No. If it hits something before it goes in, it takes the skill chart off the table. Dang. Okay. I was going to put a cow on the machine. Cow. I like that one. It's all good. It's all good, buddy. You're doing pretty good. No, I'm not. Okay. You have one more ball. That's all that matters. By Robin Banks. Oh, come on. Boop. Alright, that's good enough to be on the board. Making our way. I don't know if I can beat a little GC over here. No. 500 points is a huge deficit. deficit. 500 points is a huge hit. Oh, fudge. Did that come back to me or is it you? There's There's no ball safe? There's no ball safe, no. There's no ball safe. Okay, here we go. Gobble. Boop! Clean. Oh, I love ya. Boop! Is that a turkey noise? Yeah. Or is it like a water bottle? I think I have to open my mouth more. No, I can't do very much. Well you better be used to it, you're going to be playing this for two hours. Nope, still didn't beat GC. But I will put my articles in here. We space F. What? I don't get a card? Alright winner, you start us off. You win. You win. Yeah, Nick is the best turkey noisemaker. Oh, you want me to go first? Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right. You should go first. Don't be a ding-dong. Oh, cooey, that would be perfect. How do I get that? One. One. Almost. After you check. Ding. Ding, keyboard. Oh, you mean dig dong. Here, buddy. Shouldn't the match go up on the reels? Um, it kinda does. There's a number at the very top of the game that you can't see if the top's backless. Um... Ahhhh... Uh, Flip Alex, there is a display on the game, but it's a very tiny little pager screen in the apron here right next to your left hand. And there's no comfortable way to, uh, get a camera right here. Because number one, your hand would be hitting the camera constantly. And number two, it's so close to the glass that, uh, you can't focus close enough. You think that's a shooter, what? Oh, shoot it. Yeah, baby. Come with me. Alright, through the pops. Nailed it. Damn it. My leg. Alright, you're, uh, you're way far behind, though. You're not into the music? You get a Antonio Cruz. There you go. I wore my stupid overalls. Dang it. You got a... Whoa, nearly. Pinball Joe, what's up, buddy? Hey, thanks again for chatting with me last night, man. That definitely had me in high hopes. High spirits, if you will. That was fun. You fridge. Don't. You got this, champ. If you get 300 points, you beat me. No pressure. No pressure. Whoa, slow eyes, buddy. Sorry, champ. Hold on. Hold on. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. Start us off. You start us off. You got this. Time to pick some melons. Oh, man. So, where's everyone playing pinball this weekend, folks? I know you're not going to let an awesome, mildly warm weekend go by without playing some pinball. I went on a little motorcycle journey last night to about three or four different barcades to play pinball. And it was remarkable and freezing cold. Had some 21st Amendment Heller High Watermelon. Delicious beer if you can get your hands on it. Shoot late on that flipper on the left-footer to get it up. Nice, nice. You won't be playing anywhere, PSP Gamer, no! All anonymous, about to head to replay. That's awesome, dude. Pinball Life, you have an Adams? Hell yeah, man. Which replay is the second one open? No, I, Laura, so you have to keep in mind that a lot of these people probably aren't even from our country. I know Owl is, he's an American, but he's not in LMR. Jack, where is your favorite place to play if you can't play at the office? Um, who has that? So, probably, it depends on my mood. If I want more of the super huge, little bro-y atmosphere, the Emporium in Logan Square is pretty fun to play some pinball. If I like it a little more crowded, a little more intimate with really loud hip-hop, the Emporium in Wicker Park is cool. But if I want to super chill with really amazing games, I'll go to Logan Arcade. and I don't go to headquarters that much but I went to the headquarters in River North last night and it was giving me some weird anxiety because there's a lot of rich assholes everywhere starting games and walking away from them because they're on free play. Donate to kids, obviously. Mike would check out a Monopoly in a laundry mat. Hell yeah, dude. Monopoly is a game that I have not had any time on, ever. never played a Monopoly. I didn't know there was one. There's a Monopoly, there's a Wheel of Fortune. Is there a life? A game of life? Pinball machines? Yeah. I wonder. I don't think so. That would be good. Sorry. Candy Land? Candy Land? Yeah. That'd be cool because our chutes and ladders. Oh yeah. I mean. Go Wake Daddy. Go Wake Daddy? No, that's Walking Dead or Waking Dad. You're doing great reading the chat, buddy. I appreciate it. You're a regular fan of White. I'll go see my Spectrum at replay. Oh, dude, Spectrum. Yeah, that's a good thing. Run to IPTV. IPTV, the internet pinball database. First up, the team. Broadcasting live from the Ballon Bar. Here we go with Game Over by Don't Tell. Game over! Alright, if you put up a big lead here, I may have trouble catching you, buddy. Game over! My nose is tilled! So shoot later on that left foot where you can. Yeah, perfect. And even later we'll have it go all the way up to the top. Um, you are one point ahead of me, so I have to tilt. Which I may. You don't need to play Monopoly. Yeah. Okay. Jeff, you need to come east and spend some time with us at the Pinball Wizard. Yeah, dude, I agree. Uh, yeah, uh, Sam Law, where east are you? Like, Middle least. The internet's huge, man. I think I heard a sad cat when I was listening. Oh, dude, we have a whirlwind, it's just not here. Or Nick has a whirlwind. It's at his house in Michigan. Alright. We're getting somewhere now, kids. And then I did that. Oh my god, I hate it. East Coast. Yeah, but we're in the East Coast. Alright, I'll start us off. What's NG? North Carolina. New Jersey. Is the G next to a J? No. New Hampshire? New Hampshire. There's an H next to the G. What? What? There's no H? If you accidentally click there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. New Hampshire. New Hampshire. I've never been to New Hampshire. Oh, you mean New Jersey. New Jersey. New Robert Englunds. Newt Gingrich. It's in Pelham, New Hampshire. Yeah, man, I've never been to New Hampshire. I'd love to check that out. And pinball is always a great reason to go anywhere. I'll go scope it out for you. Is there, like, crazy yoga crap out there Laura can do? Some farmer's markets, some antique shops. Some farmer's markets? There are tons of antique shops, I'm sure. Oh, shoot, I didn't gobble. Yeah, I know. Points gone. Come on. Oh, gosh, my life. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh. Keep it alive. Huh? Oh. Time to gobble. Jack, you should go check out pinballs in Austin, Texas. I'd love to go to Austin, Texas, man. I'd love to go. If I ever decide to make a trip out of it, Jaded, I'll let you know so you can also mosey on up there. You can battle me at a game at Dance Camp Revolution or something. Or pinball. Either way. Bing, bing, bing. Bloop! Bloop! Alright, we're putting up a decent football here. I'm going to sub that because I'm going to drink. Is that a... Is that an elephant? Is that an elephant? There's no flip chickens at Melon's Melons. Pick a pair today. Better than a free-played, broken arcade museum. What? Melon's Melons. Shards. Man, that was a good first ball. Kill it, buddy. A battle even by the run? Yeah, you'll probably win. Melons, melons. No. Now in that circumstance you probably wanted to level it down a little bit. Yeah. Okay. Oh, I got 59. Yeah. What up, girl? You got that? Wait, why are some of the lights out? I don't know. They were out when I turned it. All four of them were out. Really? Yeah. Check. Okay. Check! Okay, we'll fix that. We have to turn the game off. I gonna go ahead and request more gobbling Yeah I feel ya There you go Okay So they still work since they out Gobblerina. Oh, sorry. Another gobble. Mr. Gobblerina. Mr. Bob Gobblerina. Yeah, man. Who, what's that name? Thanks for the follow, Nanooks. Nanooks Blood! Thank you so much. Nanooks. Nanooks. Wait, how do you do the nanu nanu? I don't know. You remember? No. Thanks for the follow, buddy. I appreciate it. Nanooks Blood. Oh, good. Liv? Yes, perfect. No, not green. Oh, I hate you. Oh, I'm sorry, I love you. No, I'm sorry, stop doing anything you're doing. My name is Barney, and we're WWE. Here's Gunwagon by the Buzzards. Pinball Life is a big Instagram guy. Or lady. Okay. Good enough to put my name on? No. Fire it up, champ. Welcome to the melon bar. Okay, you got to shake off the cowboys, V. Yeah, see? Shake them off. Shake it off. Lift up the shoulders. Slump them. Lift them up. Keep your head high. Keep your head high. Smile. Drink some water. Be happy. You got this. The internet's about having fun. What do you got to say? Talk to me. Say something to me. Say something to me. Say something to me. Say something to me. Say something to me. Say something to me. Say something to me. Say something to me. Say something to me. It looks like people know each other. Say something to me. You got this. Oh yeah? Yeah. Kill it. All the lights are back on. Yeah, shoot super late with that flip. Hello! Oh hey! I think I've only heard like maybe six different. You sound like you're drowning. You sound like you're drowning. Alright. Good gobbles. Good gobbles. Some solid gobbles, buddy. You're smoking me. Bop a new shit by P.W.A. Pinballs with attitude. Whoa. Don't double flip. Don't double flip. You got this. Nice. He's got a lot of sword. Cradle. Get rid of it. Nice, nice, nice. Get! Nice. Nice. All of this is very nice. Yes. Goobles, goobles, goobles! I want a gobble. I want a gobble. Alright, so I got a bit of a deficit here. I'm a bit of a deficit here. Laura has 717, I have 148. Gooble, gooble, gooble! Gooble, gooble, gooble! Gooble, gooble, gooble! Gooble, gooble, gooble! Gooble, gooble, gooble! Gooble, gooble, gooble! Gooble, gooble, gooble! Funny if everyone had a different goblin, like the human dance in Arrested Development. That's very much what it is. No one knows how to do it. Gooble, gooble, gooble! Deliverable! Deliverable! Aww, beast with the win! With the win? Yep! Alright, so, what are we betting? What are we betting? Aww, you're not drinking alcohol, man. Thank you for checking out our errands today! I will... What? You like farming than here to work? You like farming than here to work? I bet you, uh... Quarter. One quarter. I don't have a dollar. Oh no, we're not, you don't pinball, no you don't bet money, you don't bet money. You don't bet money. That's right. You don't bet money. Um... Put your money over here and I'll listen to you. I mean, don't put any money anywhere. I mean, you're gorgeous. We're not cutting anything. That would be senseless. It's like child's play. Yeah, we'll put some more into your paper. Yeah, we'll put some more into Amy's. Oh, Amy's. Yeah, my man. That's not so valuable. Okay, so who wants to go first? Me. You want to go first? Yep. All right, blow it up, buddy. Hey, look at me. This is worth nothing. Nothing. This is worth nothing, so good luck. Laura says Starbucks. Oh God. Oh! Not even a chance to flip. Got 183 points, though. Good. Flip! What the? The Eggman? THE EGGMAN! You have to stay like a superhero. Can you do that? Can you do that for me? THE EGGMAN! THE EGGMAN! Laura gets plus infinity, so hand over the cash, Carrie. Uh, yo. Oh, she's beating me by a hundred points. They're playing for zero dollars here, folks. Oh, again. You got some money, though. 411 to 81. Crap. Crap. Gobble! Gobble, you... Gobble! Oh, so that means... I didn't even know... Yeah. Come on, zero dollars! Boo! You better be gobbling, too, man. I'm telling you. Uh-oh. I played Metallica last night. I was super drunk, though. That's the only way to play Metallica, Zygman! What have you done? Why didn't you drop it then? Alright, so I need just shy of a hundred. You used my nothing away. No, you don't know that, listen. This could go south pretty quick. No? I haven't won yet. I haven't won yet. Or at all. What do you mean I won? I didn't win anything. No, I won the nothing. Hooray! So, stir pinball, or whatever that is, I thought he was saying it's strip pinball. That's how I read it. STR pinball. Strip pinball. It's not strip pinball. It is strip pinball. Strip pinball would get us kicked off of Twitch in a heartbeat. Although I don't think any of us have a problem with lightsaber. Now, who is it for you? Everybody. People that are jealous. Jealous of my 12-pack. I'm rocking a K-Garator over here, kids. Good fight. Jack, how does it feel to win? Nothing! Well, it feels terrible because I didn't win a damn thing. So I'll just collect my nothing and get out of here. Double or nothing nothing? I don't know. I can't. Jack would win that post-game. Skylar Johnson, what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming. Friend, person, stranger, lover. Oh my gosh, see I wasn't kidding, that's his real name. Lavius Maximus. It's Lavius. Lavius Maximus. Have you folks ever heard of this place? The Ignite Gaming Lounge? Don't give away that stuff on the ground. So, oh I'm not. This place is pretty much across the street from my house. And it's just a bunch of computers everywhere for nerds to go and play like Hearthstone and World of Warcraft and League of Legends. and then they have like little soundproof rooms where you can go with your friends and play like GarageBand and stuff like that. It's pretty rad. And they have smoothies. They have smoothies. Nutella milkshakes, too. Yo, Nutella milkshakes. All right, do you want to go first or second, buddy? Second. Second? All right. One of Owl's good friends. All right, right on, Skyler. Well, thanks for coming! That skill shot is just waiting! Oh, you shut your mouth! Get in there! Get in there! Get up! Get up in there! Get up in... Oh, screw you! Yep, yep, yep! Oh, yeah, that's it! Come on! Trying to win double or nothing, nothing! Nope! Oh, what the? That thing had like a backspin or something. Internet Cafe? Well, it's not really an Internet Cafe. No, that's the problem. All Internet Cafes in Chicago got shut down under different... Yeah, it's only a gaming house. Put me in! Put me in! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Uh-oh. If you have nothing, go ahead and put it on the thing. Is this the game? Yeah. Just started. This is ball one. We're playing for nothing. Next week's table will be Radical by Bally Williams. Wait, where's your... There's an extra nothing that... No, take one of those nothings out of there. No, I won. I don't have to double. You just have to put in more money. Do you understand the point of gambling with no money? Oh, my God. He wants these iron guns. Yeah, I'm already in. I'm already in. Nick, I also turned down high scores so we could put our names on it. Really? Grand Champ. Are you really? Yeah. 2066. Good! Good! Oh, Mr. Goblin. I feel like they restored that first. Damn it, I lit it all up. Lovely guitars on Radical. Yeah, man, Radical's the business. I played a game of Radical last night. What's up Osric? Good to see you buddy. Yeah, it's a fun game. Oh, oh, oh! I'm worried about it. There's a little nudging going on. Well, when you only have 20 points, I think it's worth hitting the game. Oh, here we go. Jack, you said goof with not gambling. Might get you in trouble. But we're not gambling. We're just goofing. Stop goofing bro, no jokes. This is all serious. Oh! Oh! Go, go, go, go! So, is there jet lag? Um... Oh! I just want to get a little bit... Oh! I want it! Oh, my gosh! What did he say? Bugly foot? Oh, ball in. Fifty! No, fifty million. Should I just add a few tilts to the counter since Nick's playing? You might want to. Oh, jaded. Whoa. In the hand. Juggalina. Juggalina. Wait. Tell you what, I like this game. Yeah. I really do. Ah! Boing! Oh gosh. Oh, hissy. Oh, don't go off, don't go off. Oh no! This is the... It looks like a chump fund. It's a blast, folks. It is a blast. Oh crap. It's giving me a run for my nothing. Okay. Okay. Oh, she's a... She's a what? She's a peep. Shoot before the gobs. Oh. Oh. Get the gobs. The 200 gobs. No, gobs stopper. Gobs stopper. Oh! Thanks. Thanks. Dude, pinball like Shadow is fun, man. Oh! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! No moments. Okay. Alright! Alright, he's in it. He's in it. He's in the game, folks. Oh, man. Why did I do that? Now that is what I want to see. Get out. Get out. Oh, got a reason. Ah, gobbling. The children. I'm so poor. I'm so poor. Take a pan today. The Playfield Star rollovers. So they're one point when you roll over them if they're not lit, and they're ten points when they are lit. And you light the rollovers by getting the top lanes up there. Same with the pop bumpers. You light the pop bumpers by getting the top lanes. All right, B. Making that money. You making the money! Dude, Jimmy Dean's breakfast sausage sandwich. That's all I'm seeing with that. Where's the money? Oh, Pungerina. Good job. Farns. Still grinding for 4K, man. Didn't stand somebody getting 4K? I got 4,250. 4,250. Alright buddy, you got one more ball, don't cry. Slap your mama, by the ugly baby! Slap your mama! Alright, here we go. Money! That's good for 10 bucks. Mr. Gobbley, the man from Bob Gobbley. Ball out! Oh man, when you see the motorcycle on the cross again... You're going to rip your pants off. Your motorcycle's going to make me poopy? Tell Jody you aren't giving it back until you roll it. Okay, that's fair. That's actually fair. I think that's only fair, Jody. Sorry, Jody. I'll give it back when I'm damn well ready to. Or whenever you want it. That got dirty. Look at where I'm falling. Really need it. Oh, no! What the hell is this? That's what I needed. All these single points are not helping. There we go. Oh boy. I want you out. Can I get a gun? Can I get a gun? Girl I wanna gobble with you. Girl I wanna gobble with shoes. That might be a go through the skill shop moment. PETA, I believe this game is under 6k. I think it's 6-5. 5500? I think they changed the number. I thought it was about... Yeah, Jody told me yesterday that it was under 6K. Income balance season! Balance balance over 7 days a week! And then some! Oh, man. That's pretty hard. Because they're hard working, folks. Working hard for the balance. They're working hard. Pinball! Good, good chill. Good chill, dog. You got a gobble. We got a gobbler. Aw, B. Nothing but nothing nothing for you. It's called Hole in the Bucket. Hole in the Bucket. Alright, uh... Oh, are you going for the kill shot, you shit? Donate to kid. Pinball wife, are you leaving? I love you, have a good day. The machine is worth more than my pipe. Oh! Oh, fuck! I get nothing! You get nothing! That sucks! What happened? Um, I have to put my name in. Player one. Aww. Just put Deadflip in. See? I'm gonna play Jin. Jin? Yeah. I don't know, look it up on the internet. I am gonna play Jin. You can't play Jin. I'm gonna play Jin. I'm gonna play Jin. I'm gonna play Jin. I'm gonna play Jin. I'm gonna play Jin. I'm gonna play Jin. I'm gonna play Jin. I'm gonna play Jin. I'm gonna play Jin. You crack open a bottle and start spitting it on people. Aww. I was like, what's going on? There's no spitting. Poop, poop, poop, poop. Alright, well, now let's play for fun. Okay. Like we have been the whole time. Play it for fun. I'm going first. Here we go. Still playing for fun. Screw that skill shot. I'm going for bunnies all day. Look at that. I'm already beat it. I'm already beat it. Whoa. Stop double flipping. Stop double flipping. I'm already beat it. I'm already beat it. I'm already beat it. Stop double flipping, too. Oh, man. Point and gobble. Stop the gobble, gobble, gobble! I heard an elephant call out on this game earlier. An elephant? Yep. Undeniable. Totally reliable. Super elephant call out. How is my phone still alive? I've been... Twitch has been a real comfort. Like a day and a half. Oh, nice. Still not gambling, folks. Still not gambling. Gumball. Bryant. Bryant Gumball. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. Thanks for coming, folks. This is our last day on, whoa, Nelly Bigger's New Balance. Come on down! You're the next contestant on Whoa Nelly Big Roosting Nellies! Oh no, I'm not ready yet. Nelly. I almost saved it! What'd you do? How'd you almost save it? I did this. I started bouncing it out. You started jiggling in the middle? Yeah, and that's hard because the till bombs right here. Jiggle it out there. It's like, but right here you're just like, jiggle in the middle until you get it out of the middle and get it in the middle again. It's a designer pen. I'm going to miss this pen. I like it. Yeah. I feel like I like it more every day. Which again was the opposite of what I thought it would be. Pinball X Mail Dick. It's for those who love early pins, single point scoring, and big juicy melons. Yeah, that's all you need to know. Gobble, gobble, gobble. Oh, yeah. Stay down there. Oh, you got some food. Oh, big juicy. I mean, I really was trying to... Alright, go ahead and do it. Come on! Whoop! I just... YOU DANCING? Go on, go dance! My dancing gave you a danger. Donate to kids. I'm sorry. My tilt dance. Do the tilt dance. Oh, I knew nothing. I knew nothing. Let my bonus guy down. over here farting and tilting your game oh my god oh Helen and Ellen? woo oh that's a double gubble Mr. Double gubble, Mr. Bryant's double gubble boom boom boom boom Pinball Joe! Hi Pinball Joe! you know Joe Saeed I know Joe Good to see you, man. Good to, I mean, see your name. Good to see your name again. It's been a while since I've seen your name. Yeah, it's been a while since I've seen your face, you know. I got to be seeing this again. Well, we're not going to Pat. Yeah, I was going to go, but then I didn't get to go practice. Woo! Yeah, I agree. Um, wait, what are you doing Sunday? Um. Because, um. I don't know if it's a surprise or not. No, it's not. Okay. Yeah! It's not a surprise. Mr. Brian, go. That was a good one. All right, B. Tear it up. Tear it up. That is a Tecmo from Metallica. I'd actually scream then. There you go. It's not a surprise, and also I'll be there, and also Saturday. That's why I wanted to go Saturday. It's a surprise. Yeah. Um, yeah, we, I went on a very cold, pinball journey with Mandy on her motorcycle. Oh, yeah. We bounced her into a couple different places, and yeah, dude. It was pretty messed up there. Headquarters, come on, folks. Well... She already yelled at Ben a hundred times, so I'm just gonna try not to yell at him. Well, I would just be like, what minor things we find, and the things we found were things that you're not fixing. Like a Couch to the Simpsons part. Yes. Uh oh, scissor! Whoa, what's up, Gav? Water Cola! What's going on? Alright, here we go, buddy. Pinball Joe, I agree. This game would be awesome for a tournament game. Yeah, I'm hoping we get to have our tournament before we gotta give this thing back. Yeah. I'm hoping for a release party or a launch party. Oh, yes. Triple. So that we just have all the practice already. Found your podcast and then this stream. Oh, flip. That's awesome, dude. You found our podcast first? That's interesting. Uh-oh. Because I think we've done hundreds and hundreds of these live streams. At least three podcasts. And three podcasts. Oh, God. That was the worst thing I've ever could have done in my life. Oh, God. I think we've done almost like 150 shows of this. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Now you're a podcast. You guys have a podcast? We sure do. Look it up. Deadflip. Oh, crap. You got the four goggles. Oh, shit. Get in there. Oh. Ben has a long night ahead of him yeah no kidding man so those are stinging off oh shit I guess I don't know but if you keep gobbling you keep winning oh my god oh Diagman are you asking how many people are usually on the podcast it's just Nick and I literally yelling at each other literally The whole time it's like, you son of a... It's like, you fucking... Donate to kids. You can't play pinball! Oh, yeah, it's on iTunes. It's legit. It's a real podcast. It's real. And we have to do another one. Yeah. We didn't do it today. No, we didn't do... I think the best part about the podcast is that we don't do the podcast. Yeah. You know, I think we'll just start releasing them as a secret. Yeah. So that there's no expectation. Because the The hassle, it's not a hassle, having to do this every day, I love it, but some days, like today, I didn't, I wasn't even at work all day. You just came in to do this. And I came in to do this. Because I love you, Internet. I love you. I love you. I was shopping at like a mall I shouldn't have been at because everything was too expensive. Aw, which one? Really? Oprah? Yeah, dude. Oh, really? You can't even look around in there without people going, um, excuse me, is that a hoodie you're wearing? Well, first off, they're confused. They're like, wait, is that like a hoodie that's supposed to look ratty because it's super expensive? Or is this guy just a terrible piece of crap? All right, you won, okay? Yeah. This is only ball three. Oh, three ball? Uh-oh. Oh, man, you going to give me more money? Go, go, go! and found a graveyard. Okay, we got lost inside of O'Hare where security had to open gates and tell us to turn around and stuff. Yeah. Dude, okay, we found some super secret nonsense and we just kept driving and we were this far away from just grabbing an airplane. Okay? What? And I have to take my shoes off. Yeah, and they tell us how to turn around And then like in the middle of all this like high stuff there was this little yellow sign that said Cemetery And we like what And dude plopped right in the middle of just airplanes and like giant towers and stuff Like, gravestones from like 1892 and stuff like that. This tiny little cemetery in a dead end street. I wonder if they had to keep it there, like a little school? I'm guessing, yeah. Or if like it, it was different all the time. Dude, it was crazy old. Yeah, there were some headstones here that were just worn down, gone. Whoa. And it was the coolest thing. Did you get out? No, I didn't. No, I'm not getting out. First off, we felt like we weren't... Are we live? Yeah, what's up? Yo, internet, internet. This is Aaron Becker. This is my little brother. From where? Where do we grow up? You know, Wyoming. Cashtown, Wyoming. What's up? Well, this is a microphone. Okay. This is looking at you right now. This looks more like an item, doesn't it? Yeah, I have trouble not talking to them. We have a problem with this. Yeah, everybody, how you doing? Oh, wait. Oh, it's over there. Go look up Abex and Azeem on Amazon, iTunes. The album's called Groundwork. This guy, lay in some tracks, I'm telling you. How's it going? It's going great, dude. Can I buy one? Yeah. Are you okay? Where's the money? I think I've annihilated everybody so far. You put your high score at it. I agree, man. Yeah. Bring a Ouija board. No freaking thank you. Dang, man, that's awesome, dude. You accidentally walked into a hockey game. Funny how sometimes security is so last in certain cases. Man. Is that your two initials? That's me. Oh, who started it? Sorry, D.S. I was going to bring it to you at the end. Do you need a dollar? This game looks so cool. Do you need a dollar? No, I think you're a little out. What, you need a dollar? Dollar? Listen. Do you need a dollar? I missed him all day. I'm going to try to get a couple bucks. Lord, this week I would totally watch that movie. What? A horror movie where an airport builds itself around a burial ground and there are ghosts on a plane? I'm tired of all these mother-of-pearls. I'm just mother-of-pearls. Good win again, Jack. Thanks, Nick. For nothing. I'm not kidding, guys. But seriously, Aaron, 10 round. Yeah. Oh, God, that was the best bounce I've ever had in my life. Bam! Oh, wow, that was super close. Uh, I'm gonna grab another... uh, B, you're second. You're looking good. J, grab me a beer, J! Oh, don't die on me! Here we go, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! Oh! Ta-da! Oh! Do you think he's going to be happy? Do you think that... You don't know exactly who that is? Uh-huh. Maybe Jack does? I don't know. Don't worry about it. I know who it is, just, you know, don't say anything about it. Oh, instant drain! Here, for your time. For my sadness? For your sadness. Alright, B, kill it. X. Uh, checkmate in 69. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I'm a fan. Oh, I'm a fan. I thought he, I literally thought he was going to kill it. You can't have that. I hear one more dollar. If I hear more ones, it's good. You've got a long way up in time. You've got a long way up in time. The title, Jet Cemetery? Oh my god, yes! Jet Cemetery. Oh, Jet Cemetery! It definitely does sound like a Steven King novel. Jet Cemetery. something about a bunch of young boys who witness something terrible and they get together to take a flight to reconnect. I read that book. Where did young boys come in? That's his M.O. Steven King likes young boys? Laura's going on record as saying Steven King. Steven King saw his friend hit by a train when he was 12. Was he standing next to him? So that's where Stand By Me came from. Exactly! Exactly! I don't know. He also wrote Down and Out in Beverly Hills, Beverly Hills Cop, Police Academy, and Three. And Three. And Chihuahua. Oh, yeah, Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Down and Out in Chihuahua Hills. Spooks on a Plane. Go cover the pop so. Oh, Rocket Fire! Oh, Dust Dragon, folks. Creepy. Oh, come on. Give me another go. Give me a couple more. Oh, Night Rider. Oh, Christine. It didn't talk. Um, so, listen, Internet. If one of you out there are responsible for the show or movie Sharknado, or Sharknado 2, I got the third movie for you. Are you ready for this? It's not about sharks anymore, okay? You ready? Yeah? Yeah. I already forgot the name of it, though. Polar Express. And it's a train, and Tom Hanks is Santa Claus. No. I was like, ice? No. It's called Polar... It's not Thunder Snow. Blizz? No. It's Polar Thunder Snow. Come on, buddy! We are too! Hey, Spark, what were those giant snow things that we had here in Chicago that was like polar... Snow populace. Snow populace. Polar vortex? Polar vortex! So, okay, Sharknado 3, polar vortex. It's a hurricane that travels over Antarctica, picks up a bunch of polar bears, and just bear claws flying out of a tornado, killing people. Polar bear vortex. Polar, I think polar vortex works, but I think I thought he said like a bear song coming out of the vortex Yeah, Polar, Polar Bear Yeah Bipolar, alright Pete Go V go V go Oh Nothing's here, it's a game Now we've learned a few things, the rules have changed a bit The skill shot is one of the most important We have found that going for the only lane Wait for the lanes? Or is that it? Yeah. Once you get all the lanes lit, just go for the gobbler. The gobbler. Because for every lane you get, you get a 10-point bumper and a 10-point... Actually, two rollovers per, because there's four out in the field there, too. Oh. Yeah. So one lane is giving you one of these here, and then one of them out in the world there. All right. You stand a chance. Oh, come on! That's super bad. Holy Vortex. I smell an Oscar. Is there an award show just for movie ideas? Mega Shark versus Polar Vortex. Yeah, right. Sharknado versus Polar Vortex. It's two storm fronts. Get in the gobbles. Two storm fronts of terror. Get in there. Get the gobble. Gobble. Gobble. Gobble. Oh, no, no, no, no. The tag is, the forecast doesn't look good. Yeah, I like that. I like that. The forecast, dot, dot, dot, doesn't look good. I love it. Fall in. Big Papa C-14, that I believe is Chuck Jackson. Is that Chuck Jackson? Anybody going to advocate Christ Hospital in Oklahoma for Project Pinball Dedication on the 28th? I actually would love to do that. I don't know any of those words. So, uh, Project Pinball is playing a machine in a hospital in Oklaan. Oh, really? Yeah. I know the Project Pinball people. Uh, the 28th is...oh, is this me? Oh, it's the pager screen, sir. So they're full D&D. I know. I'm just looking at it. Second place. So it's Tuesday. Alright, what do you got to beat there, JD? I need 1235. I have 590. Come on, you can do it. How about this? That went in. While everyone's here, let's pick a date for the Denflit tournament. Nailed it. RIP. So that's going to be here. It's going to be at least one month away from the 27th. The poor chap looks grisly. I am out of town. The first week of June. Anybody? First week of June. First week of June. And he figures and he doesn't have to run into like a... No, it's not like... I'm comfortable with that. That's too fast. Hey, Chuck, you're saying so the 28th of this month, which is a Tuesday, and you're saying set up is at 10. Is that 10 in the morning on Tuesday? Because I don't know the Project Pinball dedication pinball machine at the hospital, the children's hospital. If it's at the hospital. 10 in the morning? Yeah. Yeah, okay. I could probably go. It's not the same thing. June 8th. What day do we want to do it? Mix of balance. Wednesday? Thursday? I like Wednesdays. Wednesday? Wait, no wait, that's June 1st. First Wednesday of June is always most grabbish. Thursday. Thursday is good for me. Thursday is good for you? Good? You'll be there? Second, last day of the first call. June 4th. That's when we get super drunk and... Friday. Lord's Creek obviously Sharknado vs. Polar Vortex would have teenagers camping so June 4th June 4th is it June 4th folks June 4th if you're in inner mid Chicago JetFlips having an IPA sponsored tournament come get your points Try to do it before they take the game. We should have skeptical of the player's media. Nice. Nice, James! That was nice! Keep it alive, keep it alive. We can do this anti-shot classic. There's no more classics in here. Nope. They don't allow it? This is one tournament. You're just taking away points from your first tournament. I see. So, we're going to run it the same way we did in Vegas. So you just play every game and you walk them up. You gotta walk them up. Alright, start first game on this one. Nice! I didn't know strikeouts were a game. Also... What's it called? Crank something or other? Crank Advocate. Bouncing is a good skill on this one. Bouncing? A lot of dead-slinging on this one? That's a lot of dead-slinging. Hey Chuck, I'll try to be there, man. I'm trying to get gobbled here. The more lanes you have, the better the gobble. The gobble is about like 25% of the way down on the flipper. Oh, visitors! Uh, Campbell? Give me a big hand first. You doing great? You looking great? Smelling great? Thanks, man. Man, I tried. Here we go, internet. Oh, breakfast damage? I have it all written down, man. Get up there. The internet's for dudes. The internet's for dudes? What'd you say? The breakfast sandwich also changes the length. It sure does. Oh, you Dennis. Dennis Norton, what's up, buddy? Dennis! Hi, Dennis. Good seeing ya. We're just talking about sequels to Sharknado. Like Polar Vortex. The Coronado with Polar Bear. Get in there. Get up there. Oh, all day, $5. $5. Why make that a TV show? Why not make that a pinball? Oh, are you going to start a Coronado with a pinball machine? No, Polar Vortex. Polar Vortex? It could be like Whirlwind. Yeah. There we go. Get up. I like it. Get up. Lane going here. We have Dennis Nordman in the chair. Hey, Dennis. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Long time player, first time. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! I want to do a Polar Vortex pin game. Alright, let's do it. Can you do that? Yeah. Does IFPA sponsor all kinds of pinball tournaments, or is there a limit to certain styles of tournaments? By any means, just go to ifpapinball.com and contact Josh Sharpe and he'll give you all the info you need, man. They do all types of tournaments, they all just wear different amounts of points. You gotta find out their new system that they have. And we have some recommendations if you want. We're changing our format because of the new point system. And, uh... Clinch. Oh, BING! OOF! Ding dong! Oh, hit the target! Come on, 50! Hit it! Oh, all day. So how do you lighten the pop bumpers? So the lane, light the pop bumpers, light the rollover. So it's all on that lane. Dennis Nordman, love watching you guys play, gives me ideas for refining. Hell yeah. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh, God. Oh, the over-extend. Someone threw a ball just outside. All right, pardon me. Good ball one, you monster. Nick Campbell with the G on ball one. What game is next week? Next week is Radical donated by Gavin of Gavin's Game Street. Gavin's Game Street. Gavin's Game Street. Donate to kids. Gavin's Game Service. Me? Yeah, me. That would be my score. Well, you're beating me, buddy. Oh. Don't you see? Yeah. You jinxed me. Holy cow. Get that gobbler, girl. Yo, get them both. Yo, girl. Get the gobbler. Gobble, you're calling your name. Come on, gobble. No! No! You just had to trust the dead foot. Trust the flips! I'm going to start training. Oh, God. You want to go in there? Oh, no! What are you guys doing? We can't promise to keep coming. I wouldn't be able to get out. Right on, Chuck. Just give me a heads up, man. We would have had you on the first day, but we knew there was going to be a lot of commotion putting this thing together, so we didn't want to have you do one. Straight down the... The song that didn't make it into the game, watch this, by Hold My Beer. Hold My Beer! Hold My Beer! I like that. Watch this! Hold My Beer! Hey, Dennis, can we add songs? I remember Greg mentioning that there might have been an easy way to just add our own songs. All these songs are amazing. Agreed. Which, whoever you got to do this, or however you licensed it, thumbs up. But I just remember Greg saying that. I'm not sure if that's still a thing or not. I think it's part of the prototype. Was it prototype only, or was it... That's why I'm asking Dennis. Are you sleeping? It'd be cool. Now that everything's on a card, it seems so cool that we get to add stuff. Of course, not on the stream. We would never do that. No, no, no. But on a private version, I've always wanted, you know... Dennis Nordman says, I think you can ask Jack. Ask Jack? Yeah. You're up, by the way, champ. Oh, I'm sorry. Thanks, Dennis. Thanks, Dennis. I got ding-dongs and a little bit of doo-dom-dingy. You know what? I get to tell my friends online, and it's one of two things. If someone's trying to sell me, like, the robot carpet cutting service, Oh, come on. From like two four eight area codes, like the same area code, and it's always something that's all related, asking for Judith's name. Like it's car insurance, or like, it's not agreed to get your car, like, Judith, I think she must have bought a car from a dealership or something, and accidentally messed up her phone number. Oh, there you go. And then like, you just go there and trade it. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. Gobble, gobble. Ooh! Dennis, we've been talking about this a lot here at the studio, and if you're able to put one more difficulty setting on this, we need a deadlift setting that punishes you with negative points. I think a negative point... I think if you can somehow put in, like, rollovers, subtracting points, or just doinking too much, taking points away, that would be mind-blowing. Like what if you went for these targets and if you hit them straight on you got two points Yep, instead of getting the five points. It was like minus five points, but if you nailed it you got the Darts done you can't add that because it's already said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. That's true How about I don't know there's something there with a negative point Obviously obviously your games on point we're just We're just daydreaming is what we're doing. Oh, God! I heard a rumor about this game on the internet forums that you can adjust the flipper settings to be more like an EM. Oh, to weaken them. You can adjust the flipper and rubber. Nice. You can adjust the E setting and the E setting. So you can truly bring back the days of EM. Yo, Dennis Nordman says, I want to do that. Hope it gets in. Great ideas. Nobody has wanted to do that for years. Maybe the point? Dude, anti-bonus is rage food, and I am freaking hungry. I love it. I want to be so angry when the bonus goes negative. I want it to go up and then down. Yeah, like it counts it up, and then it goes divided by. And you're like, no! What if it was like gobbles? Yeah, right. It's gobbles when it's not late, or something stupid like cheeseburger is when it's not lit, you get negative five points. Cheeseburger when it's lit. It's a breakfast sandwich. Oh, it's a breakfast sandwich. So when you hit the breakfast sandwich when it's not on, minus five. Minus five. Don't hit the breakfast sandwich. I am all about negative points. Why did I do that? Alright, B. What if there was a pinball table where the average score was somewhere around zero? Thank you. That's what I've been trying to say for years. We don't want any points. We want no points. That's the kind of smart thinking the industry needs. That's the kind of new stuff, man. What was your score? Negative 8,000? Damn! Man, you're so amazing! Some guy's like, yeah, I got like 20 on this game. All these losers, we get negative 20. You're like, yes, yes, it's up. You got 20? How did you get above zero? Double negative focus, man. Oh, nice. That was the first skill shot of the night, I think. Oh yeah? What did I get for it? 200? 200 points. That's worth a lit gobble, I tell ya. Chuck says that's a deadflip mod only. No way dude. Is it worth it to bounce pass him? It's pretty tough to bounce pass. It is? Unless you're a star. You're mailing first try like Brad. Nice work. More chills. Oh, no! Kobe! Kobe Bryant! Dennis, do you guys have a turn for that when it gets caught between here and there? Because we haven't quite come up with a perfect turn. Trying to dribble it out. We call it a Kobe Bryant for no reason. Absolutely no reason. That is the first basketball person that popped into my head. If there's a better turn, because we tried to juggle it out. like, like, dribble it up? Yeah, dribble it up. But if there's a better term, we'd love to know, because I've never seen that move. In before somebody does a flippy bird table. Oh, get in there. Flappy bird. Flippy bird. Dennis says there is nothing. Oh, yeah, Dennis Nordman, uh, when we're talking breakfast sandwich, the dead bumper up there looks like the logo of like a Jimmy Dean sausage breakfast sandwich. Yeah, I agree. And it makes me hungry every time I look at it. And it pisses me off when it doesn't shoot the ball away from it. I know. Every time it hits, I want it to be a real bumper. And that's, I think, part of the charm is that it's not. And it makes me so angry. Oh, the clench truss. The Oh, into a bunker? Jenna said, I've seen a guy jiggle it out, no pun intended. I like that. That's my kind of humor. Yep. What do you call it when the device gets trapped in the fly after visiting the men's room? The breakfast sandwich. That's called the breakfast sandwich. It's called the Jim and Dean breakfast office thing. Do you remember the movie, Summer Not Married? Yeah, it is. How did you get the crank under the beam? How did you get the beam over the frame? Oh, crap-a-holic. That noise! You're about to get that replayed, aren't you? It's sort of like a fart noise, but it's not a call-out. It's it rattling in between them. Hit the inlet bumper! Hit the one, hit the unlit bumper, you think, don't you? Oh my god, this is it. Alright, there you go, buddy. Replay. Why didn't I hear it? I don't know. Did the replay go up? Maybe it did. Only the Wii... Maybe the Wii Play went up. You're the only person over a thousand when you got three of them. Oh, incident mode! Hold on, keep going, watch this. Grand Champ Danger. L.O.B. I don't know who that is. That's us. What? That's us. Wait, keep going. Hold on. You got a second? No, they can't see me. She had a great time for a young minute. I'm telling Greg about the breakfast sandwich. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Guys, that can't be G2 because it says Jack's. Four, two, five, five. Oh, that's before they turned on the grant. Put your name on it. I like the push-mode style. Yeah, me too. I think I might turn this off. Oh, you just lost those points, boys. What points? Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo. No, I gobbled in my mind. No, I didn't hear it. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! See, Nick made up for it. Wait, is that... if you don't yell gobble, you don't get the point? If you're not gobbling, we put our hands in the reel and turn it backwards. Wait, wait, there's your negative, uh, there's your negative score if you don't gobble. Oh, can you get a microphone in there so you have to gobble when you get the gobbler? Oh! Oh, you did what? Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, what? Done! Done! Yo, good. Hey, yo, good shake-em-out. Thanks, y'all. You know what that makes them like? You know what nobody's done in a while? Those, like, little, like, pathways right there where you can just kind of... They're open and come through? Yeah. Pop them in. What do they call those? I don't know. Uh-oh. Oh. Grand Chef, you son of a... Let me put my name in here. Put my initials. Amazing shake. Thanks for that, Eggman. That was a good shake. Jesus says, how about a knocker so hard it gives you a danger? How about... No. No, no, guys, how about a solenoid next to the knocker that can hit it? And we got to begin. And a match. And then it'll make a big sound. So that, like, if you mess up, ping, it'll, like, tap it. It'll give you a danger, just tap it. Just, like, put it in the knocker that, like, comes out of the flipper buttons and just pokes the shit out of you if you mess up. Yeah, gobble. Yeah! Bloody again. Um, good, frickin', frick Alright guys, I got my 3,000 Wait, what was that score? Three, uh, three Do you want to put it on the paper? Okay It's over 3K What? 3,000 plus, that's what you're gonna write, you shit Donate to kids Donate Hey Jack, if I don't want to donate to kids, instead I'd like the person's t-shirt. Oh yeah! Oh, get in there! I don't know. There's the link. If instead of donating to kids, I'd rather spend the money on a t-shirt. I also encourage you folks to go to Pinball, I think it's pinballedu.com or .org, I'm not I'm not familiar with the web address yet, but Pinball Joe has a charity foundation that he's starting, and he needs all your support, folks. Come on, Gobble. It's a little bad for everybody, but yeah, it's for kids. You know, for kids. You know, for kids. You know, for kids. Make the Gobble sound downloadable. So we, next time we do the podcast, before we do the podcast, we'll record our own gobbles. Yeah. And we'll cut those out, make them, send them. Send them to Dennis. And you can make them your own, no, you can make your own gobbles. We can change them. Okay. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. Gobble, gobble, gobble. I'm just my grandma's phone. Hello? Your grandma gobbles? Dude, you got such a good gobble. Mine just sounds like I'm choking on something. Laura sounds like she's underwater. What's yours? Aaaaaah! I don't know, yours earlier was like, Ooooooh! Ooooooh! Oh, good, good, good flippy flap. Why would you do this to yourself, Gearson? Make the gauntlet roundel low. What are you, a 37? Yikes. Dab-a-dab-a-dab-a-dab! Uh-oh. Wiggle out! Wiggle it out! I think your ringtone should be my, uh... Oh, okay, here we go. So Brad has 837. Nick has $2.75. Laura Beeson, do you want that? Is there a bonus, Thomas? There is zero bonus. Is there just one left over? Yeah. Go phone out, baby. Go phone out, kid. Sonny, are you going to... Jaded, that's crazy. Oh, but the game's already fixed. Jaded I made Jack trademark no as my ringtone My man So you know not to pick up the phone No No I ain answering that Make sense. Games are being fixed Saturday and Sunday. Sunday. Woo! Where? Oh, yeah. What time do you expect? Sandwich. Is that a night sandwich? I think sandwich. Is that chicken crock, I think? Is that lemon? Lemon? Yeah. Ah, come on. Come on. Ah, come on. Was that me? Uh-oh. Catch him up. You can fit another pinball machine where the ping-pong table is. Man, pinball life, I'm telling you, we have too many. If I really just say screw it, we've got room for a lot of pinball machines. Honestly, the number one problem is that not everybody who works here is a pinball player. So as we take more and more of the space with pinball stuff, people get more and more tired of us. Come on! Ding dong. Ding dong dong dong ding ding. Ding dong dong dong ding ding dong. That's what Bill did. Ding dong dong dong dong ding. Don't sit down, buddy. Crick up. Yell. Slap yourself in the face. Oh, the half got me. Kill that ping pong table. Okay. $1.75. What's up, buddy? It's been a while. Everyone loves pinball in my world. In my world, everybody loves pinball. In my world, everybody loves pinball. In all countries, pinball plays the rules. Oh, the orange hand! That's it. Melanie is not an easy... oh, say the word. This game is fun and it can be pretty challenging. Kill it, buddy. Wall off the work area and you'll have a real nice pinball arcade in the future. pinball arcade in the country. You know, who knows? Building an extra wall there now that would kill the five of the office. It would be like... You just need a bomb can to put it on. Bigger, more pinball. Less working, more pinball. Yep. Unless you're working on pinball machines. Oh, I'm the out, oh, I'm the out, oh, in the out game. Yeah, oh, I wanted the far red one. You wanted the far red one? I wanted the far red one. Oh, get it, get it, son! Oh, bounce it. I wanted the far red one. I think I got too dangerous, so... Yeah, your turn. You're in the danger zone. Okay. What do you call that? The needle there? Yeah, that's the needle. Oh, the needle I think is all the way gross. No. No. It's a good ball. Was I three? Who was number one? B was three. Who was number one? B was three, you were four. Number one. Laura, you're up. LeBee! Crank on there. There you go. See, we're all having fun. Oh, there we go. You better have fun. Better have fun. Yeah, that was a full 200. Nice dude. Another two. Holy crap. She's smoking Nick so far. And smoking me. Go go go go go! Oh.... Whoa, clinch. All green. No, good gobbling. Oh boy. Oh! Holy crap, 782. Monster Ball. Oh, my boy. Bacon Juicy by the Millions. Sandwich. Sandwiches. Making sandwiches. Everybody likes them. I know you want to do it. Let's make sandwiches. We can make sandwiches. Yeah, we can make. We can make sandwiches. We can make sandwiches. We can make sandwiches. The fact that it's not a gobble hole anymore, but it still makes the gobble sound is a nice touch. It's nice, it's a nice touch. Those of you who know know that's the point. I like it not losing a ball and getting a gobble instead. It gobbles instead of gobble. Yeah. I feel like this would be the most fun bowling job for a football game. Oh. My. God. I'm on the third. Uh oh. Watch this, but I hold my beer. Little behind, folks. Little behind. Not the butt, but... You got a little behind. Oh, ho! Chippin' Ball. Dude, Chippin' Ball. I'm such a big fan of that. Chippin' Ball. Shai Finball. John Armstrong's name is C-H-I Finball, but it reads Chippin' Ball. Chippin' Ball. Yeah. Because, of course. Chippin' Ball. Chippin' Ball. Chippin' Ball? No, that was fun for me. So, the same as the same. So, two. All right, B, you up. Laura. Chippin' Ball. Take it. Yo, take it home. Take it home. Downtown, Charlie Brown. Nailed it. Oh, God. Oh, why is she so good? Careful. Oh, my God. Stop. Good shimmy. Get out. Get out. Get up there. Ten's all day. Tenny. Why are you so thin? And a doubler! Oh crap! B with the scoring! Here it comes! Oh no! You got close to me though. Look at that bonus! Holy shards! Is he getting me? No, but damn close. That's my second ball? No, that's ball 30. Chippin' Ball by Jack and the Dangerous. Chippin' Ball. Uh-oh. You all dangerous yourself. Player two. That's you, Starkman. I win. Yo. Put your name in. Okay. I win. Is it just initials? No, you have to write I win. I win. Yeah, it's just three initials. Let's go, Monocle. Guess what score four says. BJ's. BJ Brad Jeremiah Smith Nope None of those are correct Brad Brad Brad Delewski Jim Delewski Nefkelewski Alright load it up Load it up Okay Okay How do you know he's a city boy? They don't know that They don't know that I grew up They set that up They set that up just for us Yee-hoo-hoo! Wait a minute, you're not... Do you, uh... Yes! What do you think of the scene? Are we done with that? Not good? It kinda reminds me of, uh, the road... Road show? Road show. No, not that one! That's what I thought you were saying, like this game looks really bad. Yeah. This is Don't Be a Ding Dong by Jack of the Danger. Stupid. Oh, it's still stupid. That's the best part about it. But, yeah. And why? Laura Beeson's up next. I'm sorry. That's the thing about the road show. It's a real silly. It's going in order. Love you. Love you, Cheryl. Each machine is custom made with a country boy or a city boy. Time to go. See you Monday. May stop by each of you Sunday afternoon to check out Game Repair. Oh, God. You've got to drop those slippers sooner, baby. Johnny Chuckman? Keep an eye out for Polar Vortex. Coming this summer from Winding Hill. For this winter. Winter is coming, and it's gonna sit up. Polar Vortex. Winter is coming. Oh, I hate this song. Yeah. Get up there, yeah! Yo breakfast sandwich! No. Bring it in here. Bring it in here. Oh, my new thought? What's your new thought? We do have the audience. So anything top secret? We do have the audience actually. So anything top secret? It would not be a good time. Pardon me, straight shaker. I will email everybody. I will email. Am I kicked out? The winter's gonna be painful. You're up to it. Oh, is he gonna go email us right now? He's gonna email us. Email us right now. Because we can't be top secret right now. It's true. Mistakes were made. I'm not allowed to wear my boots, apparently, when Phil has his full of popcorn. BOOOOOO! Okay, that's a decent score. That's a deep cut. A deep cut. Alright, I'm ahead! No! You know what it is? That was slow eyes. It's been from Powerade, it definitely looks like a music video. Yeah. Alright, B. Kill it. The forecast looks... grisly. Grisly looks good. It sounds good, but it's mixed messages. It's against the brand. It's not a grisly band. It's not a brand because it's not a... It's a polar. Right, exactly. I still prefer the forecast. forecast. Does not look good. Nick Campbell, stop pooping! Is he pooping, or is he... Nick Campbell. Absolutely everything is fine! ABP, always be pooping. Poop lunch! Oh, we got an ABP on Nick Campbell. Poop, poop! Always be pooping. Always be pooping. Always be pooping. Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop! Get in there. This winter will be unbearable. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. That's good, too, dude. That's good. Me and Skyler were starting off a little slogan making job. Slogan. Hey, friends, check out this hit. Black Beer Mama by the Ugly Babies. That's a good one. Watch this by Hold My Beer. Did Laura plan those overalls to match the Lonelly Farming aesthetic? I dig it. No, she's just a teacher. Look, we... Look, we... Yeah! Yeah, I guess there's a couple of these there. ...farm for some fine, fine food. Melonies, melons, melons, melons, melons, melons, melons. Melons? Melons! Kassaba! Kassaba! Kassaba Melons! Kassaba's are melons. I see what he did there. No, listen. Listen champ. This is ball three. You just gotta hit everything. Okay. If it's lit, get it hit. Get it hit. Okay. If it's lit, get it hit. If it's lit, get it here. Get out. Ding dong. Yo, breathe. Cleanse. Cleanse! Cleanse! Cleanse! Oh. Hey, you got me stripping hair out of the room. Go with my butt. Oh my god! What was that noise? There's a camel! Alright Nick, you up. These doors are trash! Alright. These doors are trash! Oh my god! Get... Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, sheesh. Best Goblin, what the hell did you just say? I don't think you even made a noise. Oh man. Oh, what a length you're really now. Oh man, I want Bob Goblin. Oh man. I tried the ripstick to gobble. I wanted the ripstick to gobble the drop test and the Goblin. I wanted the ripstick to gobble the drop test to ripstick gobble and uh did not Uh terminology. See if you're not in the know, if you don't know. Oh! That was a long term gobble. That didn't even want to come out of the hole. I have a death flip folks. That's a death flip. Oh get. One? What? You guys think you'll ever get a big bang on stream one of these days? Somebody will load it to us. Honestly, if someone is willing to drop it off, we will stream it. That's a pretty high... That's like a 98% no. But that would be cool. Considering there's only 250? Well, there's only 200 of these. I'd like to get an America's Most Confident. It was originally Capcom, but then a guy bought all the... It's Capcom, no, Midway. Capcom is like Street Fighter and Mega Man and stuff like that. They're not so Capcom. They were for a bit, I thought. I think they were briefly. They only made like three games. Look it up. You ready for this? Oh no! It didn't even change it! They're Marvel vs. Capcom. Oh, yeah. Oh gosh. Yeah, they made like three games when they shut down. Yeah, it definitely does not have Big Bang Bar. I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! I won yo! Nick? Woah you say the Big Bang bar in your area is open to public play? No, if Gavin had a Big Bang bar he'd still, you know, live on the island somewhere. Ah, if you could find an original one, there are... They started out here somewhere. What? And I hear it's a good game, not a great game. I like the neon. It's pretty good. It looks beautiful. It plays good. The art's good. They do like the whole blacklight thing. I do enjoy the art. Oh, the art. It's like that sweet Japanese... It's that Japanese dude, right? Oh my god. But mostly Nintendo characters. Yeah. And then they've got like two characters. Nintendo. Nia Panda. We had America's Most Haunted unknown in our arcade for a while. So there's a new pinball company that started up called Spooky Pinball and they worked with Ben Heck to create a pinball machine. I love the Winchester house. Winchester house, yeah. Winchester house, love. He's so good. I'm unaware. It's the one that the woman that haunted the Winchester right in her house. Her house was haunted by all the victims from the gun. She was a nutball and she went to a local she had a psychic. And the psychic told her that after her husband died that she needed to continue building onto the house to appease the spirits that were to appease the spirits of everybody that was killed by the Winchester rifle that were haunting her house. So her boxes, like, and stuff goes into safety rooms. To confuse the spirits. That's awesome. Like, stairs go nowhere. Dude, I'm all about that. They only, they literally turn it into, like, a big, like, tourist thing. It wasn't before. I would totally go to that. I think they're going to have, like, a hotel. Motel? Holiday Inn? Um, so, uh, I hate ghosts. You mean, like, not real things? handstand ghosts ghosts are about as real as my fear of them exactly and that's true I hit you Melanie Melanie alright Nick's up I did it Melanie Melanie her last name is Melanie Melanie Melanie no less Melanie Melon's Melon Farm. Is that somewhere on the plate? Uh, yeah, this is a melon farm. Two L's. The melon farm. The middle chick is Melanie. Then we have Helen and Ellen, the twins. They're down there. No, the twins are down below. Hands off the twins. Oh, up and over. I love you! You guys ever heard of, uh, not just a fear factor, but one with Tracy Morgan? Fear itself? Not fear itself. But are you afraid? You should be. Yeah, I'm scared of that. They did one where, uh, like a farmer's daughter comes out topless and flirts with this guy, and they're, like, flirting, and then the dad comes out and tries to kill him, and that's the scare? That's good. What the? You doodling my door? Get your hands in my nerf! Do you guys have all of your machines on pretty similar tilt toughness? If you watch any of our other broadcasts, we keep our tilts tight, zero ball save, no extra balls, lanes as wide open as possible. We want these games to be really frickin' tough, so that when we go out in the world and play on a machine, there's no surprises. If the game's easier, it's a benefit, and there's no way it can be harder than the last game. Nice one! Fuck you. Get in there, stun. Get that last one, dog. Get it! Oh! Elephant. Elphinoise. Elphinoise? Your mama got Elphinoise. No! No! Alright B. Hey, we good today? Sure do. Any? What ball is this, two? Yeah. By the middle. Are those donated from the church? Oh yeah, drink all the Coors, man. Are donations from the church? No, donations go towards everything else. I just brought a bottle of Coors. Oh, I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I just fired you. You lucky ducky. Game over by the teals. Yes, he did. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Get up in there. Get up in there. Oh, my God. Lord Beasts, it's your Gobbler. Oh, thanks. Dude. Killing Nick. My man. My ma'am. My ma'am. My ma'am. That's my ma'am. What the hell was that? Yeah, boy. Nicely done. Look out, boys. Nick and Mike. And then we were kicked out of the studio. Thank you. Mr. Goblin or Mr. Bob-a-Goblin? Mr. Goblin or Mr. Bob-a-Goblin? Gotta get above a thousand! You gotta win. I always imagine that it's the one. It's the Gallagher voice. Yeah. That's what it is. That looks like that guy's biting into it. That's my favorite part of the album. Because I think he's the one. I'm in the lead already. Well, we should see if Dennis can tell us who that is, because it's probably based on somebody. Yeah, well, Stan said it looked a little bit like... What? Like... Yeah, I'm the worst. Who goes to jail? Ernest. Ernest? Jim Varney? The model is... I know you have a friend that's the model that's based on her, but I don't think it's based on her. You think he likes stuff like this character? Yeah, the character is from... Who's up? Who's up? The number trace. B, that's you. Oh, it's me? Yeah. Oh, sorry, guys. Laura, you're really close to beating Nick and halfway to beating Brad. Right. Wait, were you first? Two. Oh, shit. What are you talking about? I wasn't listening. Wait, what were you talking about? We were talking about the watermelon-eating guy on the back glass and Melody, and if they're based on real people. We thought that the watermelon-eating guy looks like you, Barney. Oh yeah, he does look like Ernest. And then we asked her about the girl. Melanie, right? Melanie. We're not sure who Melanie is. Yeah, no. Okay. There's an obvious sister shark over here. Roger. Big shout out to Roger. Yeah, that is pretty good. Yeah. I'm a... I can't. Roger Sharp on the left. Oh, yeah, that's definitely him. That mustache, man. Unbelievable. Dude, cobble all day. You need some weights. Oh, money. No, they look even better. Me and Greg, right on. Right on. Oh! Never heard that song. First! Doesn't matter. There's no bonus. YB, you are coming back, man. There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza. There's a hole in the bucket. Ding dong, diddle doodle doodle doodle do. Boom. My man. Get up in there. Get out. Get out. Oh, God. That's a trap. He looks like Roper. I mean, Ebert and... Oh, yeah. Roger and Ebert. Roger and Ebert. Roger Ebert, or who's the other guy? Fiscal? Ebert. Ebert. Peter. Hole in a Bucket by Lee King. That's some funny stuff. Alright folks, I think we got time for one more game. Oh my. Oh, there it goes. There it goes, there it goes, there it goes. That's really the worst thing you can play pinball to. This is really the worst thing you could play pinball to. What, Jay-Z with his slide one? Yeah. It's perfect, dude. Yeah, I can feel it. It's perfect. There's barely enough bars left for the record. Yeah, we'll figure it out. We'll feel it, we'll feel it, dude. Wooo! Wooo! Now, three. Uh, yeah. I'd be afraid to open this thing up. That's gross. My father used to play with strumpets. I played trombone and it was disgusting. Yeah, you're disgusting. I can't believe that's something I'm not good at. Uh, second? You? We'll go in order of hair quantity. I'm going to get my low squat out. You should have gone first, then. Where's the bar? Hair quantity, time, type. I think a lot of people ask me that. Hair time, type, decided by... I need to get it right. Moth's penis size? Everyone asks me what's up with my hair, and I say, I'm a big fan of Loki. He's got sex. I'm a big fan of Loki from Debra Swift. Who's on stage? Oh! The Titanic theme on flute? That's what I was just thinking. It's one of the best videos of the internet.