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Day 5 of FISH TALES BATTLE!! Jan '15 - 1 / 2

Dead Flip·video·2h 0m·analyzed·Feb 3, 2015
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TL;DR

Deadflip Fish Tales stream derailed by broken flipper button; pivots to AC/DC gameplay.

Summary

Jack Danger from Deadflip streams Day 5 of a Fish Tales battle challenge with crew members. The stream is heavily interrupted by mechanical failures: the Fish Tales machine's left flipper button breaks during play, forcing extensive mid-stream repairs and troubleshooting. The team eventually pivots to playing Stern AC/DC Premium instead, with casual gameplay, banter, and technical setup adjustments dominating the latter portion.

Key Claims

  • Fish Tales machine's left flipper button broke during play and fell out completely

    high confidence · Documented on stream with extended troubleshooting segment; visible equipment failure

  • The broken flipper button required opening the machine and accessing internal components for repair attempts

    high confidence · Extensive on-stream repair sequence showing opening coin door, handling internal parts, discussing high voltage safety

  • Novus wax (in different grits) is used for cleaning pinball playfields

    high confidence · Jack Danger directly states: 'There's a wax called Novus that comes in different grits'

  • Fish Tales accumulated 21 tilts during the stream session

    high confidence · Stated on stream: 'So, Fish Kale's had 21 tilts, huh?'

  • A custom internet button interface was built using an Arduino in a cigar box with Wi-Fi connectivity

    high confidence · Jack explains: 'Dave, one of the DeadFlip members, built a physical incarnation of that button. He built it into a cigar box that had a Wi-Fi shield'

Notable Quotes

  • “This game's a piece of crap, but I love it.”

    Jack Danger@ 5:56 — Characterizes affection for Fish Tales despite its mechanical issues

  • “I feel it laughing at me.”

    Crew member (context suggests Jack Danger)@ 2:04 — Expresses frustration with game difficulty/behavior

  • “The flipper button came off. See? The game broke. The game broke.”

    Jack Danger@ 17:32 — Documents critical machine failure moment

  • “For the most part when you open the coin door it's supposed to kill all the high voltage so you can safely switch out light bulbs and stuff.”

    Jack Danger@ 18:26 — Technical explanation of pinball machine safety design

  • “This game is actually so great that I can play with sunglasses on.”

    Jack Danger@ 40:22 — Humorous commentary on AC/DC Premium's brightness/visual design

Entities

Jack DangerpersonCrystalpersonNickpersonDavepersonDeadfliporganizationFish TalesgameStern AC/DC PremiumgameMetallicagame

Signals

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    community_signal: Active real-time chat participation with named viewers (Papa Sloth, Jada, etc.) providing feedback and donations during stream

    high · Jack regularly addresses chat participants by name, acknowledges donations, responds to questions about gameplay mechanics

  • ?

    operational_signal: Fish Tales machine's left flipper button breaks during gameplay, requiring extensive mid-stream repairs and troubleshooting

    high · Extended on-stream repair sequence with opening of machine, discussion of internal components, attempted fixes with various tools and materials

  • ?

    content_signal: Technical setup adjustments made mid-stream: camera angle changes, lighting adjustments, tripod repositioning to accommodate machine relocation

    high · Multiple discussions of camera views, attempts to achieve better playfield angles, discussion of overhead 'cinematic angle' from another stream

Transcript

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0:00
Dumb, ding, dumb. Ding, dum, ding, dum, ding, dum. Gone blazing, blazing blazing. Um, I'm gonna drink a beer. You know you can play.
0:11
How the hell are you? I'm okay. I'm better now that I get to play pinball. Here you go, buddy. Brat! pork no green yep
0:51
Come on. Lightning flippers, though. I'm walking on sunshine. People of the pins unite, or unite whatever suits you.
1:38
It's pop-a-plop. Pop-a-plop. Man, I'm in full announcer voice. I just got to talk for an hour deep and slow into a microphone. It felt good. That's the way to go. It felt good. Ladies. Do you want to practice? Oh, you want me to play this? Second one.
1:56
Watch this. Oh, you know what? I immediately kind of don't even ever want to play this game again. Oh, you're like burnt out? I don't know if it's even burnt out. I can feel it laughing at me.
Addams Family
game
Papa Slothperson
Jadaperson
2:10
Welcome back, Danger. Take your chances. What's up? All right. Are you guys ready for all the salt? Since there will be other people here, folks, I'm pretty sure I will not have to post any rage meters. Yeah, there you go. How's the race? Good night, Jack. Papa Sloth. I don't know. I got pretty angry. I'm better. You know, I'm medicated.
2:37
I played some World Cup soccer to calm down. A little bit of a chaser. It helps. You have to. A little bit of a chaser. A pin chaser? Thank you, man. last night was dead flips out I missed that one last night all you missed was like the most dramatic it was like a one man play you know I expected some char marks on the machine we did we hit the rage meter hit 100% last night and I threw on a batman mask in order to try to trick the game into thinking I was someone else. Like Nick? Yeah. And it, uh... Ooh! The game just jumped all over my pants.
3:29
Look at this. This game, dude. This game. Look at this. Love it. That shot. I got a few super jackpots last night, which I do feel good about. But they were few in part between. Um... Yeah.
3:48
Camp's fine. Jada, thanks for the host, buddy. Yo, Jada. Keep it cool. Crystal got the hiccup ups.
4:00
Zwamp. Ah, the internet can see you. Good afternoon, Jada. It's good evening, but... Oh, well... Wait, when does afternoon stop? When does it stop? Never, it's always afternoon. When's evening? I'd say 4 o'clock is the evening start. Right, so I say good evening to the internet. Don't change a thing. Don't just be you.
4:27
Sweet dreams. Good night. There it is. Tom.com. What's up, buddy? Jade is here. Beer, Smobbery, Papa Sloth, Lord Squeak. We got the whole crew. Except for Pizza Fan. Womp womp. Man, he's a fan. Technically, afternoon stops at 4 p.m. Well, no. Technically, afternoon stops at noon the next day. At midnight.
4:52
No. At noon is when afternoon stops. When it is. So it's always afternoon? No, afternoon is afternoon. That's right. It is always afternoon unless it is noon. So it's either noon or afternoon. Like what came first, noon or afternoon? How are we going to do this today, folks? Are we going to do a straight up 3-2-1? Or 2-2- Yeah, not 3-2-1. 2-1-0. 2-1-0? I think we'll do 2- Wait. Do you? We'll do a 2-1-0. Sub goal. Get a billion points. Okay. All right. Sub goal, get a billion points. Here's the deal. I spent two hours yesterday trying this.
5:33
400. I put my name on the board at 460. That's good. Why are you so down on yourself? It needs to be 1,460,000. Wow. Then let's do it. I'm ready. I'm going first. No, hold on. I love you. Good evening, pigheads. Welcome back to Deathly Pit Ball. This is day five of Fishtail. Today's the last day. We're going to get a billy point and battle each other. This game's a piece of crap, but I love it. Good work. Look at that. She didn't even get in my way. Hi. We got a few things to fix here, except the cameras are off a little bit. Woo! Bitfinder. 4 million! Let's do it. Woo! It's always $20,000 to start with. Oh, live that. Yeah. Nice. Gorgeous. Oh boy. Live it. Love it. I live and love it. Okay.
6:37
Go for that lock. Wow. Feel good, Internet. Hey, Internet. Hi, Internet. Looking good, Nick. Thanks, Crystal.
6:49
Fierce Canaveri says, skeleton fish or a riot? Did you figure that out? Nope. I didn't see a single skeleton fish yesterday. Maybe it's for nothing. I don't even get out of bed for ten points. I was enjoying the brick matrix display. I guess maybe that light's just out the third Poppa Sloth says Crystal I adore your hat aww I have to wear it for work so oh you have to be fashionable for work no we have to it's like a health show thing oh that's not hair net you do that's cute though ok get away I think we discovered something about the lock That's nice. I was just dealing with him a little later. He's discovered something about the lock. Mm-hmm.
7:37
Also, when Nick's done, I'm going to... Yeah, I'm going under, eh? I don't know how... Double jackpot, because you've got two in there, buddy. Hey, that's a small thing you can do when you're in the river. Double jackpot? No, lock.
7:58
You just got, what is that, 40? Yeah, you're right. Oh, no, it's going to do it. I don't think that was double. I lost it. I lost it all. That's L-O-E.
8:09
You spell it a different way. Like H-E-S or something. Yeah, that's a different block. There's an H, I think. So, that's two jackpots for Nick. He needs one more, and then he can get his secret. Whoa! What was that? That's all covered. That's all internet covered. Wow. That thing had a dial-up problem and it froze.
8:38
The ceiling fluorescent above the board isn't good enough. Oh man. The ceiling fluorescent. Oh, I can fix that. Don't sweat it.
8:52
Alright, you need to catch the balls now, my friend. This is Nick's first Super Jackpot. I got a lot. You've got to be fucking farting. Donate to kids.
9:11
So what does that mean? I'm done? I can't get any now? I don't know. Oh, farts. Oh, wait. I think because you didn't collect any, you go right into them when you start.
9:22
Only one way to find out. Oh, my God. That's what I said. when you get your three, it comes up. I don't know. Internet.
9:33
Where are you going to put one out? I'm going back to the lock. You know, Papa Swap, I don't know of any other pinball machines that have like UV stuff all over them, but Big Bang Bar is the only one I can think of. Maybe Genesis, but it's like weird purple ramps. Those might be UV. Is that like Blacklight? Yeah.
9:54
Oh, God. I'll take that start though, folks. Yeah, take it. Take it back. Hold on. Let me fix something real quick. Bye, Sneezy. That'll do. Okay. And then I gotta do this. Did you rage move the game last night a little bit, buddy? And then I gotta do this.
10:28
And we put the fish on top of the fish tails and it's like that to me. It is. We turned it off. It does do that. And it's loud and terrifying. Really? It flaps and it moves its mouth. I wouldn't see that. Papa Genesis has the craziest louder than a flipper. That glass art, you'll never see.
10:49
It's like having the glass off of you. But just looking at that little plastic sheet out there, it's so... That's incredible. Oh look, fish scales are being fish scales right now. Oh, good man. I like the ones that they have where they have those fish on the plaques and the batteries go down. Oh yeah. They sound like demons. Okay, what are we going to do here? We're going to do a thing. We seriously thought we were going to witness a game destruction.
11:20
That night? Yeah. How many, uh, how many... No! I don't think I had it in me anymore to even say that. That was a nice little save there. We missed that one, yeah. Oh, we missed the skeleton fish. All right, I'll help keep an eye out. No, listen. I don't know what that was. Video mode.
11:41
Imagine. You, friend. Get up! All right, this is snail. 4 million fast cash. Ding dong. You must have hit 2 already.
11:50
That's not cool. Can I have a piece of this? Microfiche? Yeah, don't. Bugger. That's great. I will not miss this game. I have 334,000 points because of this game. Art, I give up. No! No, don't give up. Give up. Never surrender. Never give up. Never surrender. We never say die. But he said die when he explained that process to me. You know that, right? That is true. That's true. Oh boy. Thanks, Eileen. What about the law? Thanks, Eileen. Nice hand cramps, buddy. Okay. We're done with this. Do you see a skeleton fish? All right. Right to the lock. I've been practicing this. Good. And I found the extra ball shot. I found that shot. I thought.
12:44
Good shooting. Oh, God. What's up? Next one? Next one. Yeah, I was watching a stream last night. Oh, screw you.
12:55
The flipper button came off. Whoa. The flipper button flew out. I think you just push it back in. Yeah, but there's a... Okay. Nope. We need a rubber band and some Coca-Cola. And a bottle of whiskey. Here's the best part about this game. No key. Oh yeah, you just rip the door open. Wow. Polaroids. Close the door so it doesn't hurt you. This goes in a cup holder, which is great for that. Then we rip the door back open. Inside the machine. Don't hurt yourself. Alright, we need a flashlight. Oh, he's just going to lift the playfield up? Yep. Oh, this is so cool. Oh, that's my ball. Well, you can have it back when we're done. Did he really get that mad that the flipper got knocked down? I'm going to pop balls out and crystal. Oh, dude, why do the flippers still work? Right here? Campbell, be careful, dude. The flipper's still working.
14:12
Wow. Oh, the balls are in the caster. Yeah. The game doesn't know that we're doing this. Uh, that's a little dangerous. Alright, well, we'll just flip it up. Ready? Yep. Oh, we can fix a card. There you go. Was that an OG card on there? Is that OG? Swollen droids. We're gonna look at some fish guts. I don't like that. Maybe turn the game off.
14:41
With that score? I don't know. We've got to be able to do this a tournament. Crystal, just keep your hands out of here, because this is the high voltage. Okay. Wow.
14:51
So what fell off? Look at the other side. Oh, there's like a rubber chunk that fell off. There's like a rubber, a piece of rubber that fell out. Is it that sponge?
15:10
Yo, that's my sponge. Let's see what we got. There it is. Got it. I'm going to use the sponge to grab that.
15:19
My man. Real, uh... What's that thing? It's like right there. Oh, there it is. Okay. With that score... Do you guys need more fingers? No, I don't want you sticking your hands in there. Oh jeez, come on. This isn't a good position. No, okay. My dad was a good teacher. Oh, that's straight up busted out there. We need some, uh, glue. It's not gonna happen. I think, what, Chris should have it from his, like, modeling stuff. I lost down. Really? Uh, we have buttons. Just Gorilla Glue. But how do you put a solid button back through there? You just push it. That's not supposed to happen. You just push it back through. Really? Mm-hmm. Are we done playing fish panels? I'm going to set this down. Okay. I'll move the bowl here. Or we can just keep it up and turn it off. I hope they don't have kids because we might have to donate them this year. Yeah. Donate two kids. Two kids, please. Oh, boy. See fish panel? This is what we get.
16:37
Oh, I hate these, man. Because it came off, you gotta lift up and back. You just gotta walk it onto the... there you go. Oh, the spring fell off. Wait, is that where it goes?
16:56
I don't think the spring goes on the outside of it though, dude. That brings folks condensate on. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'll leave it off for now. No. That's not where it goes at all. Uh, yeah, I mean, you don't... I think the whole thing got... You can leave the game on and the coin door open because it turns the high voltage off, but this game has something a little wrong with it where the high voltage stays on. That wasn't good. Usually you just leave it on. The flipper button came off. See? The game broke. Filled it back before it falls on your head. Well we're just trying to close it now guys. That sounded right. Coming back.
17:54
Springs. Six. Alright, we have flippers. Flipper, oh you mean buttons. We have buttons. What am I saying? This is an authentic Fishtail's left flipper button. The rubbers are a little roached. I believe roached is the term for it.
18:21
There's a lot of stuff you don't want to touch when the pinball machine is open, but for the most part when you open the coin door it's supposed to kill all the high voltage so you can safely switch out light bulbs and stuff. All right, we've got to go to the store so we've got to go to the store to click that button. Oh, you're really going to pick that? Yeah. What are you talking about? So Nick, back in the day, created a web page that was literally just a counter and a button.
18:55
It would count every time someone on the internet would go there and touch the button. And Dave, one of the Dead Flip members, built a physical incarnation of that button. He built it into a cigar box that had a Wi-Fi shield and all this stuff so you could physically hit it and it would register to the website. Wow. And we used a pinball flipper button for it. Yeah. And there it is. There is an Arduino inside. You know what's going to look good on here? Green buttons. I don't think this is going to work the more that I think about it. I think this is a different button. Oh, it is a different, that's an arcade button. You're right. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. That's an arcade button. It's the wrong button, folks. Okay. So that is an arcade button. This is a, what do they call that type of switch? dip switch. It's basically a mechanical switch inside of a pinball machine. It's a leaf switch. And that's a different button that I swear we have and I could keep looking, but we may need a... So, do you have... Okay, this is a... I'm not judging any girl stuff, but do you have a hairpin on you? Oh, yeah. Okay, I'll take that.
20:10
I think We can cheat this. By wrapping it here with thinning tape so it doesn't pick it up, but it will hold it in place.
20:26
Here I go! Alright. I'm going to use one. So, what do you think? Putting this on here, wrapping it in tape? I think it's... Or are we just done with the fish fillets? I'm not going to do it.
20:42
Let's find something else. Lion snap. No more bait. You have those old melody balls? Yeah. Stupid. Looks like Ben wanted them. Give him a tackle box.
20:58
Oh, your tickle box? Yeah, look for a bulletin somewhere. All right, we have Arduino stickers. What's Arduino? Arduino. Squivers. Ooh, there's a leaf switch. You have a leaf switch? Oh, that's a stand-up target. What's a leaf switch? That's for Twilight Zone.
21:15
So a leaf switch is how it works for stand-up targets. It's also how flippers work so that you can stage balls and stuff like that with other flippers. See those connectors right there? Yeah. The little nubs? Yeah. See the nubs way up here?
21:31
There you go, Tad. When this hits, they push together. Wow. And that completes the switch. Oh, man. Thanks, Crystal. I want to do that for a living. What, make a leaf switch? I want to be a leaf switch.
21:45
Throw your balls at me. I'm doing the jack sabotage the machine last night so you wouldn't have to play today.
21:53
Shut your mouth, it's true. What are you using? Oh, the button broke. I don't know. What do you guys use to clean the playing field? There's a wax called Novus that comes in different grits. Grits? Yeah. Well, internet, I'm afraid we cannot play Fishtails. We can finish out the day on Akadaka, because I could just flip that over. Yeah? Yeah. Is that fine? Okay, let's box this thing back up and we'll play Fishtails again. You were good sesh, bad sesh. Good sesh, bruh. We will get more parts in here like that. That's kind of silly we don't have a replacement. I actually think I do somewhere, I just don't know where. It was the best of Sesh. It was the worst of Sesh. The coin door? Yep. Or I wonder if there's a way to play whatever's on there. The button. That's the button.
22:50
Oh, it's dusty. Oh, hey there. Wait, I remember how to do this from last time. Something smells like rotten fish tails. There you go. So, down An hour. Right? Yeah.
23:07
Push it. Yo, Jack, we all go. Jack from Facebook. Don't tell Brad to start. So I stopped that game. All right, kids, here's what's going to happen. You ready? You're going to get dizzy. Now, wait. Oh. Should we see if we can push a button out of a different game?
23:27
I don't know how that works. It was hard plastic, dude. I think it's designed to come out in and out if you push it.
23:37
Let's just play Acre. Acre, Acre. Okay, here's what we can try to do. Hold on. I can try to move the setup and try to go to a two-camera setup with a... How tall does this stand? Do we have a taller tripod that I can put that on? So that we can get just sort of like a over into the side view. I can just hold it. And then we can just play something else. Unless you want to play ACDC. I mean, it's right here. It's a good game. People like ACDC. Roly-poly-moly-moly. This is my game. I'm going to switch this to... nah, I'm just going to leave it. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Step on this one. Poop. You can leave that there. We have to, um... That had to be across the playfield in order to reach. Oh, jeez. to reach, so. Oh, jeez.
24:32
Walk it out. All right. Oh, she'll be gone. Mom, don't you like to keep yourself, Mom? You can just turn that at us. That's so cute.
24:43
Hey, you can see us, Internet. It's like a little different vantage point. Jack's stealing my view. I'm honored. Yeah.
24:54
How about this thing? You just, like, whoop. Next one, I gotta say, that view of your machine last night, I was in love with that thing. What? I was watching this gentleman's stream last night and he was playing his kid and he only had a two camera set up. He had a camera on the play field and the DMD, one camera for that, and then one camera on him. But it was like this cool sort of cinematic angle down on it. It was beautiful. Is this going to come over far enough or do we have to sweep this in? What is up, buddy?
25:28
Follow or hide? I'm going to close this so people don't hear me screaming. Does this game get moved behind here? I'm going to camera-swip it somehow. Okay. Oh, no. That looks good. I like the way that looks. I'm going to camera-swip. It looks like crap. Sideways cam? Yeah, stop counting tilts. Stop counting anymore. We're playing ATDC to finish it out. I'm going to take the name of the game off for today.
25:55
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, game name. So, Fish Kale's had 21 tilts, huh? My man. Um, let me sneak in there, bud. Let me get out of your way, girl. Let me get out of your way, girl.
26:18
Click it. Are you singing Puss in Sand? Stand there. Do it where guys work in. Guys work in? Do you guys like guys work in?
26:34
Alright, so I think that looks good. Can you stand where Crystal is by pushing her out of the way? Oh, that's rude. Ask me politely. Like a nice gentleman. Gentlemen,
26:45
welcome to Pinball. Excuse me. Okay. Yeah. Oop-da. Alright. That looks great. I don't know if this is going to turn enough, but we're sure as hell going to try. And if not, I'll just whip it over. Swip! Swip! Probably not going to slip enough. Whoa, that looks fun. Woo! All right, that's probably not enough. And then I just whip it like this. You can't see the flippers. Yeah, you're right. Okay, so I am gonna move this but it's only gonna take a second. Okay? Okay. It doesn't involve me getting under the machine.
27:27
Does it? Oh, baby. Broken jacks. Here's what I need you to do. Make sure that doesn't fall onto the glass. Anytime. Hey, come up! Hey, come up. Army curl! Oh wow, he's gonna do like a finger. What? What did you call me? What? Baking your pardon? What? Baking your pardon?
27:54
All right. This needs to go up. Oh, dear. Sorry, buddy. Are you? All right. Okay. We're almost there. Good. Okay. We're almost there. Okay. Go down. I got you. Ah. Oh. What? God, that felt good. If you want the wiggle cam, yeah, hit that pipe. Wiggle, wiggle. Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to switch it. Alright. Wiggle wiggle.
28:22
Oh, can you play that? Yes. Oh, I feel so fucking awesome right now. Whoa! I love the radio. Sorry, my pocket hit it. I've never noticed that radio thing before.
28:37
If you hold down... I've never seen that before. What is that? You can do it with your pocket too. Pick whatever song you want. That's wonderful. While we shut this up.
28:48
It was right here. It moves. Oh my god. Alright, I'll take this. What a drink! We were playing Harley Quinn Prodders and we were like, we can't play music because it's against the rules of Twitch. Right, yeah. But, we put this on. It still got us banned, or it still got us muted. It still got us muted, for sure.
29:12
Justin and I are going to look for easy catches for pinball jackets. Guys, you are seeing behind the scenes dead flip set up stuff here. Look at that review. Look at how beautiful that is. Almost seems like it's too low or something, Dave. NASCAR would be proud. Or are you not? Are you zoomed in?
29:31
What are we missing? We have everything. You can see the inlays. You can see the clippers. You can see from the top down. Okay.
29:39
Like the song thing isn't on there. We've never been able to see that. Oh, really? Because look, you can't look down at that. From here, from the camera angle, you can't.
29:49
What do you mean? I'm saying this. Down in there? Yeah. No way We never been able to see that on the screen No uh I never shown that Nope You can see the jukebox There is no zoomio It not there You know a team not zooming in Here's the play ball real quick. Okay. While we stand really close to you. Don't stand.
30:16
Wow, that's frickin' loud. Um, just let you guys know how to do it. What? Did you ever have this situation planned for? Nope. Oh, we got to change it. Yeah, you need to change it so it's not easily. Back in black. I'll get the stack. I'll get the knowledge. I was practicing my super skill shot from Metallica last night. Vulcan. Vulcan? Did you just say Vulcan?
30:44
Vulcan. Love you. No, we are never prepared for this. Jay, do you have to stand that? I really think if we do this all-day stream thing that we need to get a dolly and just wheel the games in. That's quicker than... Are you talking about a dolly? No.
31:13
He means dolly the games underneath the stream so that we don't have to... Like get a Timbalz dolly. Ah, you guys, I'm going to do an all-day swing. There you go, Nick. I put it all the way out. You can even see the Made in USA sticker. Look at that. Aw. I'm going to have to adjust the light on the radio. That's the radio. Don't do that.
31:36
We're just going to go ahead. We'll just practice. Okay. This is called Aza Aza. I have to say Aza. Urkel Durkel. It's Aza. Oh, man. No! In the beginning. Whatever. Keep it up. You got this. Me again. Yay. Back in 1955.
31:56
Let's see. It even gives you a history lesson. I mean, come on. A little bit of Monica. Please, please sing it. A little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Tina. A little bit of Jessica. A little bit of fans right here in the room. A little bit of marriage all around.
32:20
So are we... No, that's too dark. A little bit of fans right here in the room. I'm looking for a nice...
32:36
What? Game versus... White balance? No, I got the white balance on check. Alright, we're good. I just felt like the white circles were going to have to deal with that. Cool. Go for it! Oh wait, let me, um, where are the keys for... For what? Are they in? Are they where they need to be? Okay, guys. Let's go.
33:09
Whew, okay. Hey, good job, everyone. That was the Monkfly stream fix from there. Monkfly. I stuck at ACDC. I just need to spend more time on it. Yeah.
33:20
Everyone needs to spend more time on ACDC. It's an amazing game. The dead flip is real. Let's just watch me practice post-packing. Yeah, let's just view the Crystal show. Zarin Crystal. On today's episode, Krystal learns a lesson about telecasting and keeping her hands on the machine. And boys.
33:45
What? Boys? No boys for this girl. Only men. Exactly. See? That's what you learn. I just tried pushing this button. Come on. Button.
33:57
Oh! Get him, Nick. Yeah. What the fuck is that? Come on, Nick! Next one, what do you need to know man? We'll tell you. Do you want to know how to blow the game up or do you want to know how to just get some quick points? I'll give you some pointers once I step up. Even pointers, not a full trip. Say it. Just like, boop. My man. Oh, too much. But it's fine. Little, little less. Yep. Get rid of it.
34:32
If it's going that slow and you want to catch it, don't try to catch it here. Let it bounce and catch it here. No, this is great. People want to see this. Because right there, boom. You'll grab it. You'll grab it every time. But I'm going to put my bounce patches in the fridge. Keep going. My bounce patches have been free. You're getting coached right now. Hey, Jaden, will you count? Come on, Shady! What are we counting? We're counting my, uh, my, uh, my... Successful post passes? No, not post passes. Dead bounce. Oh, dead bounce. Yeah. Bounce, pats, dead flips, whatever you want to call them. Bounce, dead bounce. When someone, now when they refer to it as dead flips, it sounds wrong. Yeah.
35:21
I would have cradled that if you were right there. Yeah, well... Rock and roll! Rock my baby! Yep. There you go. Okay, quick, real quick. If you let go of the button, it's too long. Oh. Like, you totally let go of the button, you went back in, it's not even that. It's like... Yeah, your finger never comes off the button, the button never really comes all the way out. All you... because that re-switch in there just needs to disconnect her a little bit, and as soon as the button's all the way out... You've already lost.
36:01
Control. Control. Control! By the time you've let out, you've already lost. Back in 1935. Victory! Yes. And it's back by Cradle. Cradle. Cradle. That's the same Cradle. That's not gonna stay. It's a dick. It's not a dick. We're just... It's not there. By us telling her this stuff, she's picking it up. Oh yeah. You drank. That's a drink by the way. Thanks. Yeah, Crystal is back. Committed to kill. Yeah, she's here. In the flesh. Committed to kill. Oh, what's this? Oh, you're doing the finger. Does anyone need anything like a beer or a beverage? I'm good, thank you. Or a hug. How about when you come back and a... A beer when I come back? A beer, like just grab that great beer. Uncle Carmy, it wasn't my rage quit that we stopped playing Fishtails. We actually started the stream with it, but the left flipper button flew out. It is busted. Where is it? It just... you threw it in the corner. I didn't sabotage it. I didn't crank on it with a pair of pliers and then rig it with a piece of gum to make sure it played for a minute. Let's get going.
37:27
Let's battle. You know what I mean? I don't know how to prevent that. It's just LEDs, my friend. I'll see what I can do.
37:39
Microscope. I mean, if that's how you want it, then you don't want that. Oh, wow. I think we need just more light in the game.
38:01
Oh, it's okay. It's a little bright. It's a little dark. Oh, God. Oh, it goes hill. Let it calm down, folks. Calm it down. Comite, comite.
38:28
Cat, play with your top left side. Yes, sir. That's a little weak. Oh, you are ding dong. Your juice supply is getting a little bit, a little bit... It's the windowing. I got a grape malt beverage. Hey, what's your water? Grape malt. My next pair or you next? What's the challenge today? The challenge is let's forget about fish pants. Forever.
39:41
Forget your problems. And maybe you're not time for a radical pick-up. I agree. All play the same, but you should play the same mode for the rest of the night. So, usually we insist on playing Hell's Bell because this is the moneymaker. It's strategic. You can keep your multipliers going for a very long time. But for you folks that are just getting into this game and you don't know how to play, I suggest you go with...
40:07
Thunderstruck! Thunderstruck. The mode that revolves around missing the ramps. And it pays out big time for you.
40:18
It was a caution ball. And this game is actually so great that I can play with sunglasses on. Maybe I shouldn't, though, because the ball's teleporting for me. You're going to ruin your eyes.
40:35
So you don't have to shoot for the thunderstruck targets on purpose, because you will accidentally hit them. And what it does is when you hit the roving target, it lights up the whole board.
40:46
Just like that. Matilda! Yeah! Oh, he can hear it. You just hear that thing rattling in there. Matilda! I plugged my GoPro in, and you can't use GoPro as a USB video. You can, I did a lot of research on it. Oh, jeez. What are you talking about? I saved it in Webbrick. Okay. The only one I saw was the newer one. Oh, the newer one? Oh, the 4? I have a 2. You absolutely can. It can run HDMI. And, by the way, it's, uh... Wait, it can run HDMI? So, we can do it then. I have HDMI port, okay. Oh, there you go. Choke cam. And I have HDMI cable here. Choke cam, bro. Choke cam. Okay, internet. Here I go. Ding dong. Let's see if that totally clear fits back in. Oh, it's a little bit too tight. It's a little bit too tight. Dang, Dom. Let's see if that Polish beer fits better with this game. Didn't work so well last night.
41:51
Oh, excuse me, Internet. Love you. Gated! Oh, I actually bought pizza today. You got a freezer? Uh, I mean, I ate it.
42:05
Oh, gosh. The gentleman I introduced you folks to last night, Zex, who stopped in for a second, I think he's freelancing for me. And we ate pizza in the jardin.
42:18
Hi, man. Where you going? Oh, copy. You're saying that if you scheme my out, not in. Okay. No, I can capture. What do you mean? You stand like this. You stand for like a monitor. No, I got it. Listen. You go in? No. If you want to. Okay. What's going to happen when you HDMI from that camera? You can capture that information somewhere. Canvas will let us do that. Oh. Well, let's do that.
42:51
Oh, oh, oh. All right, next one. Comment. Oh, skip. Oh, dear. By the way, Dave, what is your advice to those who watch this show? Yeah. Scoop. Is he cool? Uh, no. He's good. There we go. Oh!
43:17
I'm a hand. Take a look at that. Got the pop noise. You know what I gotta say? This is how I like to make the shadows. I'm out of the pool with a tilt. What do you call that? Is that like everybody out of the pool because I just threw a toaster at it? Is that a tilt? Yeah, it's an electric. It's everyone's dead in the pool. Jack, what's going on? Everyone's dead in the pool. My man, you found your Ray-Bans. Yeah. Good job, buddy.
44:04
It's a little dark. I found my Ray-Bans. I can't play with these on. But I'm gonna finish my game out like this. Started like this, I'm gonna do this.
44:12
This is, uh... What's that Beyonce song? Like, this is how I woke up like this or something? I woke up like this. Ladies, it's about it.
44:25
Whoa, drop the kiss. Jumbled. Oh, are you effing kidding me, dude? The most delicate slingshot in all of... That's just barely something. It doesn't even, it's great. Oh my lord. Great dancing. Oh my land, dog.
44:43
So, pinball is not to be played sometimes. J-Dub's. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Is it your flashlight? Oh, yeah. Is it your... how do you say it? That all over my phone? That's their black magic. Oh, jeez. Is that? Yeah. Why do they have switch things? Oh, it's the guy that is from a big switch thing. Okay. And he is targeting it. Okay. So here he has like, headspace and followers and everything. Yeah. I'm gonna do it tonight. God damn, God damn, God damn. And they have a switcheroo and a switch cabinet. How about that?
45:31
It is an event where, like, switcheroo and a hot dog. So beautiful. And they sit there and they just scream and they watch. What's your guys' title?
45:41
It may be in trade for Hardware. What do you mean Hardware? Definitely. Wait, Pimmo Hardware? Oh, Pimmo Hardware? Michael Hardware? What are you pointing at? I didn't play Michael Hardware. Hardware?
45:59
Oh! No, if you want help, I like hardware. Software. Oh, software. Wait, are you messing with me? Jack, you need a capture card for HDMI in.
46:13
I think, I don't think you do. I think I can cheat it with cameras. I don't think you can cheat in HDMI in. Listen, I can cheat whatever I want. Oh, shit. Tilt Master Nick is back. No, I did not tilt. Well, you know. Well.
46:33
All right, let's see if I can beat Nick with my sunglasses on and my watch buzzing and my pants hanging low. I'll give you two high fives if you beat me with your watch on. All right, let's do this.
46:49
Wait, do it again. There you go. You did it there. Just make it in. Just make it in, Nick. Oh, you look like a Playmobil figure. Like that. Me? Like a toy. Oh, thanks, buddy. It's a sign. All right. What am I, just a toy to you?
47:10
Oh, really? You're going to do me like that? Oh, too clean. Don't do that, Nick. Too clean. Oh, you got it. I will shit on your feet. Don't eat the kids. What?
47:26
Don ate the kids. Yo, Don ate the kids. Hey, stop swearing. Don ate the kids. Oh, God, I cannot see up there when the lights are up.
47:37
I can't. I literally can't see anything. Don ate the kids. I like that. By the way, there's another children's charity thing going on. I think we need to start signing up for it.
47:53
Don ate the kids, man. God damn it, Don. Come on, that one. Wait, here, make the place. Don the magic wand. Make the place.
48:04
Pico me and the question. Pico me. Name this location. Yeah, it's like, say, hey, I'm making this picture from Bob Camp. Oh, really? I can't even get this to work out. I don't want people to know that. All right, go for it. All right, Internet. Practice is over. Let's win. That was practice. Yeah. No, we practiced before. I didn't practice nothing. Alright. We're battling. Here we go. Battle. Battle time. That's the reverse of the original. Time for stuff to get real. I'm gonna be to get real. All of it is straight. That's literally like, all of it is straight. All of it is straight. Oh no.
48:55
Boo! Creep dream. Yeah. Creep dream. Wait. Every shirt. Hey, I can't help with that. Oh, I thought you were singing like that Nico, no, it's not Nico Cage. Probably, did you get to meet Nico Cage? I did! Oh! She was so nice. She was at Google. Oh my gosh. Amazing. Ah!
49:53
I like this mode. She, uh, she has velvet undergrads. And she was like a model and stuff. Hero trash is what they referred to her as. No, label by magazines. That's not very nice.
50:24
That's not very nice. Isn't that a... I guess that is negative. I apologize, Nico. I know you're a fan. I don't need to... I know you're a big pinball fan, but... Nico, are you... I sound just like her. Velvet Underground. Yeah, Marie Kelly.
50:48
Marie Kelly! I miss you! Alright, I'm gonna play that bullshitting role. Let's do Rosie. Maria! Gotta Maria! Oh, Beer Fest started following me. That's not working. Beer Fest? Beer Fest. What's Beer Fest? Oh, Fist. Beer Fist? Fist, guys. There we go.
51:16
Nailed it. Oh. Uh-oh, two daggers? What you gonna do, buddy? I'm gonna hit that spinner. I'm gonna call a cop.
51:28
I'm gonna get some of the bug balls in my... I do, too, because I can't deal with it, man. One of them, and you're drunk, but it's like a nasty drunk. What? Bug balls, man? What's a bug ball? Don't find out. Okay.
51:42
Just don't do that stuff to yourself. What? Don't do that stuff to yourself. That was off of... That was all sling up the ramp. Sling into a ramp shot. I am Joe Goinkin. Duh. His perfect jacket.
51:59
Yeah, it is. Marie Kelly is asking if you want pizza parts. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We're going to do that. Dude, kill it. Marie, here's my latest idea for a pizza.
52:13
Butternut squash with kale. Oh, fuck you. Fuck you. Oh, I'm distracting him. You mean Rich White Kid pizza. Ah! I want butternut squash and kale. Butternut squash. Put the kale on it. Put a pepperoni on it. Oh jeez. That's so mean. You know you'd eat that if you had it in your hand. I'll eat pizza 24. I'm open to it. If it was like Dr. Pepper sauce with Snickers toppings, I'd eat a pizza. That sounds delicious. Holy crap, I had crepes? Crepes are the business, bro. Holy crap. From Paul, let me guess. Marie. I saw that Instagram, BTW. Butternut squash and kale. That is a weird combo. It's delicious. Oh, good bounce.
53:10
I do a butternut squash with honey and ricotta. Ricotta. Butternut squash and kale. Do you think... I'm Nico, I like butternut squash and kale. And ricotta. Alright, high scores kids. No one's making fun of Nico anymore. Uh oh. Oh god, I love this one. I don't like any of this. Nailed it. Alright, nailed it. Nailed it. Are you guys gonna livestream from the NPC? Uh, we're definitely gonna try.
53:48
What was... Oh! Ow! Damn it, I had that. You did, that was a good take, dude. What was that closet there?
54:00
I feel like, I feel like, uh, Will Ferrell doing Harry Caray. Let me ask you a question. If you were a monster, would you eat yourself? I know I would. If you were buttered in a cloth. Cheap pizza. Would you want to be on a pizza with some kale? Comteepa, what are you, Kevin McAllister? Right here? Kevin McAllister. Does anybody eat my cheese pizza? Buzz! Buzz, your girlfriend. I told you about that website, right? Yeah, I took it when they put your photo in there. Look at this thing there.
54:39
Oh, yuck. Good. Oh, I love you. Marie says that she'd be delicious. I don't know what that means. She says I'd be delicious, is what she says. She's probably talking about her crates. Oh, sick, dude.
55:01
I'm going to kiss you, man. Yo, that girl's got some good crates. Yo, girl. Show me the crates. Let me get the crates.
55:13
Oh, I'm distracted. and the images are crazy. Marine Craigs. What the craigs? Wait. Wow! You guys are so dangerous! AHHHHH! No, no, no. Oh my god! Oh man! Peter, did you throw Whish-Tails out the window? Uh, No, the flipper button broke on it randomly all of a sudden on accident. Whoa! I missed it. I missed the button. You still hit the jackpot.
55:55
But seriously, the left flipper button flew out of the cabinet. Silly kid! Hail, hail! Good morning, good morning. Good morning. Stepping up to the plate with two mil. Pita then. Pita. I'd be delicious. I was like, can you do me a favor? If you were a hospital. Oh, that's the end of the area. Why'd you do that?
56:19
I didn't wash your wound. I want that neck for it. What do you guys want to try? Tea train. It's just for Nico. Can we play that song right now? How do we do that?
56:38
Yo, I'll use this mod for Nico. They, they just, why did you do that? It's Jace. Because she sounds just like that. And no other human sounds like that. I don't understand why they... What? It's Jace, I said it. Take a bow. I want to take a cover on my way. Tilton. Hey, sweet. I reckon that's terrible. Hey, sweet. Or Tilton. Um, alright. Oh, what a crummy score. Wanna tell you a story? I'm gonna tell you a story. A girl I know. Wow, wow. I don't know. And then they crashed off. Got the blue. Chicken Tix has got the blue.
57:22
Nailed it. Pitch perfect. You're welcome, folks. He gets perked. Um, he gets perked. Oh, if we're playing for points, why am I playing... Oh, no. Brozy, man. Why am I playing crappy?
57:33
Why am I playing a whole lot of brozy? Oh, because I'm... I'm not saying words. I don't know a couple words I like, but I don't need to change, by the way.
58:07
Come on. Call your mama. Oh, call your mama. Sleepover's over. Oh, man. Yo, we need all of you. Like, we're starting next week. We need all of you. Crystal, are you playing on a team already? Yeah. All right, never mind.
58:33
Right now we have... Nobody. Zach Sharpe. We have Zach, who we've never talked to. No. Well. What about Mark Chardin? He's on the team.
58:44
What's up, Tim? All right, brother. There's a chance I might be in here. If you need to come in, just give me a holler. I'll probably grab my computer just for the weekend. Oh, you're bouncing on me? But if you want to hold this, we can go down.
59:01
Just give me a holler. I have a car. Why are you driving? Come in, say hi to the internet. Folks, again, this is Zach. Hi, internet. He was killing it. He's still killing it. He's not playing pinball for some reason, but whatever.
59:21
Oh, fuck a bus. All right. Oh, that's right. He's going to the studio. Ooh, all right. Hey, Momflip's here. How are you, Mama? Hey, Momflip. Alright brother, well thanks so much for your help. Thanks for doing the, I don't know, hope you have a wonderful weekend. Give me a holiday. Cheers. Stan is training for next Saturday. Uh, Bone, I... Yo, hit that ball, I don't want you to do what you do last time. Oh you right I sorry Folks I We got gorgeous stands I burnt out a flipper solenoid on this machine once Cool By holding the flipper up too long I think we had like a 15 minute conversation where Where I just sat there and I'm like, Oh yeah! And then we're like, Oh, you tried that new sandwich place, or, you know, it was, uh... Hells no. Murdad. Murder dad.
60:16
Um... Catching up! We have... We have Jimmy. You gotta put your finger in one ear. Thanks, buddy. It takes Michael McDonald to play a good game of pinball.
60:54
Ding dong. Can I have the ball, please? Hit that tee. Hit that bell. Hit everything. Hit anything.
61:15
Oh, I didn't hit enough bells? Okay, that was a bell hit, dude. What the hell? Oh, jeez. Why is he a cannon moving? What the hell's going on, man? Oh, no! It's a win! Clean your diapers, kid. What a ding dong. Um, a literal ding dong. Poop! Poop! Clean your diapers, call your mom. Call your mom. Sleepover's over. Yes, I will. They're coming. Sleepover's over.
61:53
A voice from the heavens. JetBlue320, thanks for coming, man. That's what I said. Oh. Pit, pit, pit, pit, pit. All right. Oh, we're doing points. Yo, roll those scores up.
62:08
Not a problem. So we have Jack with zero points and Krustle. What is up, Krustle? How many points did I get? All of them. Two. Who got second? Me. One.
62:27
Whatever, Krustle. Jeez, you're so mean. I'm not mean? You're mean. Come on, Krustle. You're just talking about Krustle.
62:37
I'm just talking about Krustle. All right, you go first, man. Come on, internet. So, folks. Jack's feeling better after his fishtail. We are supposed to be playing fishtails right now. The game broke.
62:50
No, it actually did break. Yeah, it broke. For those of you in the know, Health Bells is the motor play for Shitload of Points if you know how to orchestrate proper VIP management. Yeah, if you know all the VIPs and the rules, you get the health points. If you do not understand this game, play Thunderstruck and win. Because you'll get points for shooting. Yeah, that would have been money.
63:18
Use your cannon to shoot your bell if you're able to make that shot. Little drop catchy. That's a good one. That was beautiful. That's a drop catch with a cradle, which is rare. because usually drop catch is on the fly and you have to get rid of the ball immediately I never miss a show since the T-Bow get it? since the T-Bow oh I should have hit that did you like your scales on fire?
64:01
inhale bells yeah please, thanks man It looks like the game rotated a little bit. Did a little laugh catch there, didn't it? Did you break the TNT curse yet? Yes. I want to say the TNT curse is gone. I think what happened is it, much like a computer virus, traveled from one machine to another. So it left AT&T and took over Fishtail. I brought the AT&T purse the next day. AT&T?
64:42
I played it to get my name on the board to knock everyone off the list. So we have all the names now. And I blew up an AT&T game. A copycat. By the way, Peter says that I did light it on fire and threw it out the window. He saw it on fire.
65:00
What? I'm a business man. I play some pinball. The building can't be created. It wasn't. All right. We'll come back. We're not in London anymore. We'll come back.
65:24
Oh, man. It's all in place. Oh! No! Stop. Drop. Pair them up, open up, drop. Oh! Let's open your ball and roll. Stop. Ding dong. Drop catch. Stop! Drop catch. Pair some balloons, open up, drop catch. Oh, thanks, Dad.
66:00
By the way, MomFlip says, Call your mom. Oh, I did. I don't know why I did that. I don't know why I did that, folks. I brought my multiball back to life, but I wasted all my BMP passes, and this is only, like, ball left, too.
66:24
You're blowing it, Jack. Steve Tate. Well, I'm not saying always fall free. It's just I have nothing going for me on this fall.
66:39
Like, no. I got no jackpots. I got nothing going for me. I got no friends. Just these days, you know. Poop. Whoa. Poop. That was like a reaction to a vlog game. Love ya. Man, enough of these joints and I'm gonna have a frickin' multiball in my hands. Yeah, when nobody has you passin'. I'll just have to drain and pass it to the next ball. Uh-oh. Rosie and Jam multiball, hell of a spell for the next ball. JetBlue, it's all about just getting Jam over and over again. We're goofing around right now, but if you're blowing this thing up, just focus on your ramps, no matter what mode you're in.
67:27
Ramp out. It's all about ramping out. Ramp out. And drop the mid-lift. Lay a ramp. Drop the bounce back. No cramp. Ramp out.
67:39
This is demonstrating the half ramp hand cramp. Just have fun. Ramp out. There is no fun in pinball. I'm not having fun! There's no crying in baseball. Oh, hell no. Wee! Yeah, we have to do a magic cue pinball. Feet? Feet only. Knees only. By the way, this also made it on stream last week. Knees and shoulders, knees and feet. Knees and feet. I got so pissed. That went on once I hit 100 meter point.
68:18
Hey, you TNT! Leave me alone! Man, you might want to play AT&T. Yeah, I keep hanging my accent. I wonder how much they got in, like, royalties because they got a ton about AT&T.
68:37
AT&T! I'm so right! Okay. Whoa! Calm down. Let's play round two! Uh oh. Multiple balls.
69:00
Catch me at the right throw. Oh boy. Ha! Yo! Excuse me. You have a primal, primal, primal scream here at the television. Her ankle. Okay, bump, bump, bump. Criticizing the popcorn. Yo, you need a cradle somewhere. Okay, jeez. You're like, made me nervous, dog. Yeah. Not that one. Come on, guys, I'm trying so hard to get this control. Control! You need a cradle, not that one. No! You have another ball. Oh, shoot! Oh, dude, you dumb fuck. Aw, dude, we know. If you accidentally lit up your 2x with that, you just have to do it.
69:48
Why? Because. He's probably good. This is my problem. It's getting controlled. Like a ball. She's a peach pizza. My best friend just called. Her grandpa just passed. Oh, I'm sorry, buddy. What's that?
70:09
Uh, Papa's lost friend's grandpa. That sucks, man. My grandma just died two weeks ago. Pretty crappy. Oh my goodness, I'm so happy.
70:19
Presents and future. No, just gone. They're just gone. Whee! Did you know them? Uh, vaguely. Yo, real talk, it did flip. Yeah.
70:35
Dead. Grandparents. Dead grandparents. Alright, so that was album on ball three that I just drained. So we're going to go for a jam. What's this? Is that pizza? No. Is that a shirt? It's a hat. Is that a cute hat? It's just a cute hat. I don't know. I don't know where it came from. I need another hat for work. Alright, I have two dangers so far, so I've got to play it again. You need a new hat for work? Yeah, I don't have a hat. Squirtle! He's playing a little heart song. Did you hear him? He's like playing a new song.
71:21
He's mad up. That was nice though. That's called the straight down drop catch, which is not fun. I sounded like he said the F word. Which is not fun. Yo, kaball good game. Kaball good game. Kaball game. Happy, happy, happy. I wish I was as good as you, J-Dog. Happy game. I actually have Ramp Street Target Bank. I gotta go all out. That sucks, Papa. Alright, you win. I gotta go all out on this one. All out. Keep your pants on, though. We're gonna take off the screens. Oh my god. All out. You mean, every one?
72:11
Team, team, team. That ball was nothing. Oh my god. You got cheated. Nice. Oh, it hit the strong target. Cuddle.
72:27
Oh. Okay. Is there a masked pinball machine? I feel like there is. Oh, ho, ho! That was like halfway.
72:50
Nick has an action bubble of like three feet. Let it go. Let it go, let it go. So I raise my glass for a wise man. Enjoy the wonderful music and sounds of swollen droids. That was cool, Nick. My man.
73:20
Whatever you can say, brother. Thanks for coming. Sorry to hear that. Bravo. No, you wasted the first.
73:31
Hey. I'm joking, we didn't link them at all. We're talking about that too. I have a serious question. Yes. What is the difference between the divisions in tournaments? I hear things like A, B, and C, right? So in big world divisions, I mean world tournaments, if you compete in C and you win C, you can't compete in anything but B and above. Well, C is like an intro. Right. And there's going to be a lower one this year with a B. So if you play A and you've done well in A, you're stuck in A. Yeah. Unless, like, there is subtle qualifier. Like, if you're Zach Sharp, you can only play A. So what's the difference between the different choice you make between A and B? Between D? Yeah. Whatever you think your case is. Like, when we first went to Papa, we were playing C division. We were like, screw that, we're going to B, we're better than that. We got murdered. Yeah. Then we went and played C, and we both qualified for the finals, and we ended up winning. Yeah. And now, now we have to play B, or I think I need to make the B. Do you know anything about the ladies' division? Like, is it one?
74:54
I think it's however you want to set it up. I'm not entirely sure. I know that that's the thing about how, like, uh, you go to the test and you buy in for, like, you said, like, you would have to buy one and you need these. So that's how a lot of the tournaments work. You're given a ticket and you want to do the best that you can on that ticket. And you can keep buying more tickets to compete and try to get better and better scores, but you can't have, like, a skin in the middle of that. And then, like, let's say on one ticket you blow up a UC to a point that no one else will touch it, and then your other four games are garbage, and you lose that ticket. You can get another ticket and start over, but that's supposed to be there, and you're competing against yourself. It gets a little confusing, and honestly, like, every year I go, Nick has to, like, sit me down and explain.
75:48
Because there is also a sniping aspect to it. Where you see, so let's say you put up one new score. Yeah. Or five new, like, a decent score is on your whole ticket. Like one ticket, all great games. Yeah. You can go and see what game people play that you haven't played, that you can knock people down, that you don't want to deal with. So you can knock people out of the tournament. What's going on? It gets a little weird. I might need some help. I think Nick won, right? I mean, I have balls. I haven't played yet. I'm not going to get a score like that. No, Crystal, here's what you've got to do. Okay. Are you ready for this? Sure. Y'all ready for this?
76:31
Trust your bounce passes, but don't trust them too many times in a row. Because I'm seeing you bounce pass, but you're bounce passing it and letting it bounce back again, and then you're shooting it. You need to bounce pass and cradle immediately. But the double trust is only if you know you need it to be on the flip or it originally fits. That's a trail. Don't keep trusting it to bounce around because you need to control it. I am so upset. There's no way of having a women's only division at the Worlds. Women can still play in the A, B, or C divisions if they choose to. Right. Pop the Flop, there are some tournaments I do. There are no men's only tournaments, but there are women's only tournaments. Regular pinball is sort of like a men's only tournament anyway, because it's pretty much male dominated, which is stupid. I look twice a month at the websites to see if there's a woman that's going to be in the top 20.
77:37
Is there one in the top 100? I bet there is. Probably is. What's the name of Nikki, Kelly, Jessica, Sarah, the chick that has to jog to get the kicking out of her system? There's the Swedish. Oh, the Hustle Dive Swedish. She's really good. I think she's top 50. Alright, load me up. Oh, so what do you have? I got, first you got second. Crystal got her. Crystal got her. So that means Nick has three, Jack has three, Crystal has three. Wait, no. First one was the cherry. The cherry has to be the best. What are you talking about? Don't you remember? First is the worst, second is the best. There's the cherry. The cherry chest. Uh, Peter, we do have an Iron Man. It's in the next room. Yeah, Peter, we have an Iron Man. It was one of the originals that Nick brought. I think it might have been like the fourth or fifth machine in the studio.
78:55
I'm tired of all this Hell's Bells. I just don't want to hear this song anymore. That felt so good. And then it just went out anyway. Okay.
79:24
Do you want to sell it? Uh, no. Oh wow, that was fast. Iron Man was purchased for its ability to piss you off. Iron Man is like the worst. He's so... He's the king of the land, he's the king of the land. Who was that? Becky Black. Really? In the beginning, back in 1955. Okay. You don't know this one's like, oh man I need these off my face. You would have had that with your ice lippers in a slap. Crystal Pepsi. There you go, Jennifer. Jennifer's the young lady that kicks really hard, right? I've seen her disqualified for kicking someone accidentally. Who are you talking about? Jennifer. Jennifer Peebler. Yep, Peebler. She can play, man. Yeah, when we see her at Papa, you see her out jogging before she plays to get the kicking out of her system. She's really good. Hey, I can play. Kick. No. What? You can kick. Helena Walters. She's in the 90s at the moment, so it has been higher. That's awesome, dude. Is that the girl from Sweden? I think so. Helena. Or Helena? Helena. That's what I'm going to name myself. Helena. And are you going to put Beth as the name after it? I'll get it. Put a word. I thought you were talking about getting that just in case. Who? Jess, the representation of Sarah Munger. Oh, is that the bra on a game? I'm just kidding. Yeah. No, that's awesome. We're going to get him a classic Sailor Jerry. Aww, that's adorable. What are you going to get? Like a skull and crossbones or something? No, it's going to be like a pinball machine that I'll wear on my body. But a pinball machine with a banner that says, uh, definitely. I like it, yeah. JetBlue, both ramps are backhandable, absolutely. Bring it down! Lay ramp. Lay ramp. Oh god. Double multiball, kids. With the drain. What ball is that, two? You might have a nice multiball waiting for you. He's the all set up. Wait, oh. All set up. What was his name? My disembodio. It's me. Disembodio. It's me. Disembodio.
82:23
Yo, disembodio, folks. Disembodio. What? There was something in the chat called disembodio. Someone, they were talking about someone talking that weren't on camera.
82:38
Disembodio. It's me. Disembodio. What were you saying? What were the girls you were saying on that day? I said a lot. Not a good shot.
82:50
Oh, not a fan? The drug? No. I need some not a fan right now. You need a big, heaping healthy. Nick Rampamp. Rampamp? Rampamp.
83:07
Rampamp. My name's Rampamp. Nicholas, Brady, Krueger, Michael, Jackson, Edwards, Simpson, Hans, Campbell.
83:16
Great. It was like not a good score. Nice goal. Oh. I like where you're going with that, though. Oh, yeah, yeah.
83:34
Great. Great, great. Okay. Thank you. Instead of trying to shoot the right hand on the fly, I hope our left flippers are crazy. Yeah.
83:43
Who? No, we typically try to backhand all of our multiballs with the right flippers. Shut up! Not you.
83:53
My man. Not you, it's all gone. My man. Good catch. I ran it. Not once! What? What was that? Yo, she's asleep at the wheel. Oh, slow eyes. Someone's texting and driving.
84:08
Jack, do you like the bounce pass? Jack Blue, I love the bounce pass. It's my favorite move in the ball. Does the poach hit the wood? Oh, don't. Come on. Do we have a pinball league named after that ability? Yes.
84:25
Yeah. Ooh. Nice game. College Wayne. That's how we do it. Wayne or what? Any tips on how to master this? Are you talking about the drop kicks they're not the slot? That's a hard skill to master this buddy. It just takes practice. So play a game that has free play. Don't give a crap about what you're throwing because it's practice hitting the ball and catching it.
84:55
Also playing one handed will teach you to trust doing some drop kicks. Now if you're talking about a bounce pass, playing one handed is all about the bounce pass.
85:19
Hey, keep an eye out for the jackpot with the song. Double jackpot on Moda. Here you go. With 2X, I got it. So I got it? Uh, I don't know.
85:35
3x now. Woah! Dude, wow! Yo, he's got money coming. Ramp tramp! Ramp trampy! We were thinking of stopping the balls and flipping.
85:51
79 million. Dude, that was so dope! I lost my multiple ball. But I think it was worth it. I think it's worth it. I think it's worth it also. Oh baby. Keeping the 3x chain rolling. Oh yeah. That was fast. That game just got a little bit of work. Woo! Throw those crystals on. I got a little bit of work ahead of me here, kid. That felt real good, internet. I need a hundred and fifty, a hundred and eighty-four million. A hundred and eighty-four million points. I shouldn't have let that multi-ball go, but it was too big of a score. If you're playing to fight somebody, it doesn't...
86:30
Sorry, I stopped talking. I had to focus, kids. Yo, focus, focus. Focus, focus, focus. Every time. That ain't gonna do it.
86:47
Crystal, damn it. Focus, focus, focus. The frogs will go. Yeah, I agree. You know, you have a really solid chance of passing here right now. Oh, jeez. We're not going to look at that score. We're just going to look at what's in front of us. Just ramp out. I'm telling you, you'll win with a ramp out.
87:15
Or not flipping at all. I'm sorry, buddy. I'm sorry. So, PETA, the VIP passes are for a couple of things. You can use them to collect a shot that you need for your multiball to get your out of ball. You can use it to collect a shot for your... I just put in your name. Oh, thanks. You can use it to collect a shot for your mode.
87:41
Typically, what we use them for is when you're in a multiball, you have to hit all five major shots. One, two, three, four, five. You have to hit all five major shots to get an attaball. If you drain most or all your balls before you get that attaball, one VIP pass will give you one of those shots. Two VIP passes will give you two of those shots. So if you only have one shot left and you drain everything, hitting one VIP pass will bring your whole multiball back, plus one ball. Attaball. Plus one ball. Nick goes first.
88:07
Oh, you're going to get fancy drinks. That's not good. Can you win? No, no, no. So, Nick, what? I want to flip a flip.
88:23
I want to have a flip. Flip it. Yay! Ooh. Ding dong for the ding dong. Wait, wait. What'd you call me? Oh.
88:36
Ding dong for the ding dong. Uh-oh. My bad. Meow, meow, meow. Ugh! Dude, that was tough. Uh-oh, oh. How's Belle, sweetie?
88:50
You're missing something from the screen. No, I was just about to ask you who you're missing from. It's from an episode of Mad Men.
88:58
What's that? It's a television show about businessmen and businesswomen. About super angry businessmen. Yeah. And one of them was all completely serious because they're having a discussion with his wife and they're having an argument and he goes, I just wanted it to be... And it just turned out to be the best move for the game. We also thought about making our... That's beautiful. Mark Sheridan's team, I believe, is called the Solonons. He's a great band. That's a good pinball name too. They're H-Q River North. Hick-Q-Earns. H-Q River North. Hick Papa Sloth I will illustrate a drop catch and a bounce test and you tell me which one it is I call one A and I call one B and you just say the letter
90:14
That's called the Drain Pass. That's called the JD. Why do you shoot the bell with the cannon? Well, three hits to the bell gives you a 2x multiplier to your field, which means everything is worth 2x. Any shot, any jackpot, everything's 2x. So what that's doing is it's just helping. There really is nothing better to shoot with the cannon unless you have a mega-huge jackpot over here. Wow.
90:45
$15 million in the solid first quarter. I'm also going to play those bells. I'm sorry, folks. I know this is going to get really terrible.
90:56
Detroit. Oh, yeah. All right. We back. That's a rip, man. Nick's from Detroit. Yeah, but so am I. Nick is from Detroit. W-R-I-F with a wheel. Okay, wait. Wheels, man. We have wheels? Everyone from Michigan is from Detroit. I can't remember anything. It's just what proximity. 96. The planet. You're young.
91:24
Yeah, you know, like, third-eye blind and, you know, 98 degrees. Actually, you might have been around when they did the switchover, when they did the countdown. 98 degrees. 98 degrees, man.
91:38
Good morning, baby. Baby. I still remember the oldies' kitchen. They would say, baby, you can grab my car. W-I-N-I-T.
91:48
W-N-I-T. Baby, you can grab my car. And then they'd turn that part with the story. And baby, I love you. One hundred and twenty-three. Or eight and twenty-seven. Also plays a lot of Metallica.
92:00
Just a-singin' the carol. Sittin' down in New Orleans. In New York City. Don't forget the olden days. That's what it was.
92:13
Oh, yeah. He's shot! He's beat! Hollywood! In an early town, South in a bad room, They said I'd rather be I mean, you weren't officially, but you were officially.
92:36
Actually, you looked really good. It was unlicensed. Unlicensed. He was like, he was the toad from WCIU.
92:46
Hello, baby. Hello, my baby. Hello, my darling. Hello, my right-hand gal. Send me a tip, my wife. Baby, my home phone.
93:00
If you abuse me, honey, then you'll be left alone. So, baby, telephone and tell me I'm wrong. Oh yeah, you wanted to know about stuff.
93:16
So that's called a ramp. That's called a ramp. That's called a cramp. Are you going to do a drop catch? So this is called trapping or cradling the balls.
93:26
I'm not being gross. That's literally what it's called. All right, so this is a back hand. And that's called a cramp because I missed. It's called a hand cramp. So that's a forehand. Forehand. Forehand, forehand, spec, nope missed it. I was trying to get cool with it.
93:46
Swip, that's called swip. That's called swip. That's right, get the word out. Forehand, forehand. Oh, Johnny forehand. That's called a drain, almost a double. That was a double. I'll count that as a double drain. That's an outline. Guys, be polite again. Be polite? Oh, yeah, Papa, that's just cradling the ball or trapping it. Gearson, I'm sorry. Guys, be polite again. Come on. I'm sorry. Wait, who's being angry? Everyone is. Be crystal in the obstacle course. Crystal in the obstacle course. It's me, Crystal. It's not me. It's the me. It's the Bob, y'all. I'm not sure if you're familiar with this call, unless that's another tune for the chill move bounce pass trust. Chill move bounce pass trust. Dead trust. Dead trust in the dead. Trust in the dead. And God will get his dead, honey. Trust in the dead.
94:50
Yo, you can't go through that wall. You've got to go this way. Seven ramps, y'all. Can't do it. Not going to do it. Can't do it. What do you mean seven ramps? Seven ramps? Oh.
95:01
You already have album one. I know, but I was gonna see if I could combo it up. Now that I got Vips. Oh, you almost got stacked. I'm gonna try to stack it. Oh, you almost got stacked.
95:14
You almost got stacked. I'm nuts. Nuts and gravy. Is that a saying? Long term I take ACDC. We're only playing this because Fishtail is playing. It's gone fishing. And it's a good job. ACDC knows they're in the committee. It's actually right in our door. I don't think that's going to work. word.
95:51
That's a fish tragedy. Tradually. The long term I think you can use these to save it all. It's easy to be reserved. Oh, pop a sloth. That's actually called a live catch. When you flip at the apex of the ball coming out the flipper and you need it just so it stops all momentum so you can hold it, that's called a lighter catch. Ah! Woo!
96:30
Oh, that's not fair. I don't have wood. Wood? You have a hat on, though. I guess that's cheating. I don't have a hat on. Not at all. You got one more ball. Hey, listen. That was pretty good stuff, man. Clash of Possessions! And thanks John for the pretty, uh, pretty, uh, pretty bowl!
96:51
So, uh, what I'm doing here is called the... That was a J.D. if I'd ever smelled one. That was pronounced as J.D. Drop! Nice drop. Drop! Drop! Cradle! Flip! Drop! Pop! Crap! Alright, that was an accidental baby flip. Thank you! I lost my on the fly backhand to the left rim. It's been different, for sure. Look at that. Come on, Crystal, you got it! All the moves have more than one strength, for sure. Like an in-lane pass is also called an alley pass, is also called shatzing the lane. Waka-waka? Waka waka? That's called a Fozzie Bear. Waka waka? Yo, Fozzie Bear. Trap.
97:46
All right, we're finally, so I'm close to that. I got ramps, I got targets, so I'm going to ramp out.
97:52
You got ramps. I got nothing going on, folks. Which means... Crystal said, crying in the corner. Text me your mom. All right, I'm just going to stick with it. All right. Oh, yeah, dude. My fans are good for that.
98:32
Nicholas Jambor Whoa! Alive! Jackalus Dangler I want to pay the mayor Keep him here Look! No, that's a letter Yes it is
98:58
That's a letter, Carol You're going to put that... Hold on, let me... It's really, really delayed there.
99:14
Hold on, I can't... I can't believe you're doing this. You're in there, right? It's being delayed here. Very much so. Uh, what's up? I don't know. Oh, there I am. Whoa, it's me! . Oh, hey, cool. Yeah, I think they're... Barge! Barge! All the barges! Barge, barge, barge. Oh, internet.
100:12
I need more than that. Oh, Jack Danger needs 10 million points. Kill him. Can I point at your face? Can I tickle your chin?
100:29
Mommy! Aww, it looks like I'm holding your face up. That's cute. It's like I'm saying, call me! Call me. Call me! Call me. We're just taking Instagram photos. Call me anything you want. Don't call me like for dinner. Oh my god, everyone launching my balls with sunglasses on. Launching my balls. Stop launching my balls, girl. Stop launching my balls. That is a duck lip. That is a bounce pad. Alright, backhand all day.
101:03
Man. You lost it. JB! No, I'm a man, I'm a man. I screwed up. Yay. Love you, Jack. Love you, Chris. You're leaving?
101:21
Not until you win. Okay, I have to win. I will win. We're not leaving the security. It's Friday. We have all week of Friday. You're not going to go through an empty lane, by the way. I'm sorry. I just want to be paying attention. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you don't have full control over the machine when you're playing. I love you. You're doing great. Nice. Let's go! You? Yep. Get ready to fly with the camera. Let's go.
101:55
Oh, T and C on the fly with a cam-on. Cam-on. Bye, Internet. Bye, Crested. Love you. Oh, yeah. Okay. Bye, everyone. Bye. Happy Internet Day. Whoa, it's magic. Happy Broken Fishtails. Happy Broken Fishtails, yes. Let's celebrate. Blah, blah.
102:18
Good luck. Hit my lock button for me buddy. Hit it again. There you go. Oh, jeez. Oh, Daisy, I got thunderstruck. Always thunderstruck. Thunderstruck. Oh, oh, it's magic. It is. And flip. Oh, I just want thunderstruck targets. Hit the fire button, you fire-piggy. Oh, wow, I screwed that up, huh?
102:48
Screwed that up, too. He took his whiskey. Good for him. He took his whiskey. Is he working? Uh, he's going to go do some, like, sex, but I don't know. Oh, that's right. That's their date thing. What? Oh, he's really going to go do sex, though? Probably.
103:03
I mean, I would if I had a... Uh... A partner? A part-nord? You find your part-nord, you make sex up. Weeeeee! You probably had four more than me. Wow, that was lame. It'll be lame. Let's see if I can do it. Kill it.
103:28
Solid drain, buddy. Solid drain. How do you feel right now? Boo. Boo-ern. Uhhhh. I got you beat, though. What do I have? One thousand less than me. A hundred thousand less than me. Oh, of course. Okay, here we go. Swip! Alright, let's get a blowout score here. I'm tired of this stuff. Yeah. I've had a bad week of pinball here, kids. Me too! I've had a really bad week of pinball. Me too, dude! You know what it is? Mars, Mercury's in retrograde. In retrograde, that's what it is, yes. It's also why I screwed up all of my invoices today.
104:15
Although I did do really well on the Taliban yesterday. Good. At the arcade. Man, poor Fishtails, man.
104:22
J.K. I am. I love that game. Dude, Fishtails, you're hurting my feelings yesterday. If you want to see the saddest dude in the world, go watch yesterday's stream. Oh, there you go. Knock it down.
104:42
Were you going backhand, forehand? Yeah, backhand. Little bit. Nice. Keep your hands on the machine. Love it. You're doing great. Chomping.
104:55
All right. Okay. All right. So, two million is an embarrassing score on ACDC. just so you can see. If you're just tuning in, embarrassing scores. Basically what I got the entire time I was playing was a chicken dress.
105:10
Chicken dress. Alright, I'm having trouble getting the ball. This thing will not settle down, right? I know. The chaos is real.
105:25
Oh! Yelp, yelp. Love you, little girl. Uh, Gearson, what happened was we started the stream off with fishtails and then the left flipper button popped out of the cabinet, which means it broke and we don't have a replacement right now. It's not foobar, it's just a button replacement. We just don't have an extra one.
106:00
That's correct. That's better. You just need to lift one leg of her. All right. Snafu. Situation normal. All right. One-handed. You want to go one-handed? All right. What's a good one-handed mode? I think Thunderstruck is a great one-handed mode. So for you folks that don't know, we're big proponents of playing with one hand because it really forces you to learn to trust the ball for your bounce passes or dead flips.
106:30
For you to learn your drop catches so that you could control the ball instead of having it bounce over to the other flipper if you Can't get there in time It works out really well Teaches you patience. Yeah, I should play a little less care. It slows the game down for you too You do a lot of realizing that it's like oh wow
106:54
Right you don't need you don't need to flip it all the stuff that's going on I liken it to like Like when baseball players have that big thing. The lead on their baseball bat. That thing. I guess so. Thunderstar too. That is so true. Don't forget your water bottles. Water bottles. Nice. I should have done that. Yeah.
107:30
Get ready with your right foot first. There you go. See? It's all good. Fubar, snafu, and swag. Essentially, these things... Yeah, right.
107:42
Situation normal. All fucked up. What movie was that from? It was like a... Like Full Metal Jacket or something? Fubar? No, snafu.
107:53
What is snafu? Situation normal, all fucked up? Like, everything's normal, because it's all this stuff.
108:01
Like, playing left flipper. Don't forget the good old, wait, my daddy yelling? That sounds disgusting. That sounds actually really terrible.
108:16
My daddy yelling. There was a comedian. Whoa, baby flip. Live catch. Live catch? Yeah. A live catch would have stopped the ball completely for you. Where you just make sure that the apex of the flipper and the ball meet at the exact same time, so you're not hitting the ball, and the ball just stops and falls into a cradle. It takes a little practice. We were talking about that on the podcast. This community in New Jersey. Oh, well, you've heard of apple butter. Have you heard of banana cake? Bananees? That's just bananees. Like that? Is that what you were talking about? No, that's just a broadcast. Into a cog, into a grain. A hoot. It's Italian for internet food. Spaghettiolone. That is disgusting. Yolo. That's New England. Ruin. What? Two eggs. Two legs. Yeah. Take it home.
109:27
Take me home. Nice. That was it. Nice. You got a little cross there. Was that not good enough? Nicely done. Yeah, I think that one jackpot put you over a win. You needed to hit that once to get that. Oh, man. Nicely done, though.
109:47
Somebody like my bear. Baconese. Alright, more one handed. We'll do a whole lot of Rosie. We got this. Here we go. Where's it gonna go, kids? Where's it gonna go? I wouldn't go too far. This is one handed play. All right, we're gonna take a little detour here. A little detour. Shoot the ramp up the warmest beat, Josh. Works out pretty well. Love you. Love you. Oh, get up, Theo. By the way, this is one-handed. So you kids are watching right now. Yeah, you kids. You crazy kids. All you crazy kids and your Swagged in your YOLO names and your flow names. By the way, one-handed multiballs, if I get to it, are impossible. That was a power outage right there. Okay, I don't want to get the machine motion. You just do important things until you find someone to chill out with.
111:07
Hoi. Hoi. Really, TNT, huh? I just wanted to hear it for a second. Brass bucket. Just the wrong matter. Why is it so fun to talk like that? Donate to one handed kids. You were right Papa. No! Actually donate to all the kids. No! Well done. Save face. Oh God. Save face. Do you have a question? Mom?
111:47
Wasn't that it? Like, if you got tired of holding your hand up and, like, resting it on your head, you're like, just look at me. My favorite is the little kids at the end of the bus stop with their backpack straps, like, on their heads. Yeah.
112:03
Okay, what are we doing? Jesus. Thank you. You know what I mean? Two more. Donate two kids. Two kids please. I actually found a mess up. You have to make three handed. Three hand? Bounce, bounce, bounce. Oh this looks good. Nicely done. Come right to the tree.
112:40
Oh! Drugs! Drugs! Drugs! Drugs! Aw, jeez! What happened? It just went through one of my VFD passes. But it gave me jam multi-ball. Unless I had that lid on. Check your feet.
113:07
Oh, whoops. Mom? Oh, you can do it. Oh, man. Mom, I got a question. Yes, dear? Double truss mayonnaise. Oh, my God.
113:34
Donate to kids! Wah! Wahoo! You're really excited, I'm into it. Yeah, did you say wahoo? Wahoo! Don't eat two kids, one is enough.
114:07
Wow, I had all the pounds. Don't eat kids. The double-trust mail clip. Now we're getting into skateboarding.
114:18
Let the double-trust mail clip into a pounce rack swagamaze. Where are you going? Where are you going, buddy? Come on, little guy. Little guy. Nicely done.
114:37
Double Wagamaze. I'm all clammy. Alright, we're going to play a mode no one plays. You ready? Which one? Oh, not the bad one. For those about to rock. I like that. That's okay. This is all cannons all day. No one plays this mode because it's dangerous. The cannon is just not a control shot that you don't want to make all the time. This is serious. The Fro Salad, back salad. Flip the salad. Are these skateboard maneuvers? Flip the salad. Extra garden. That's a double salad, flip the swagger next.
115:15
I pushed that in the wrong direction. Drugs! Drugs, not drugs. No drugs. Users and losers and regular people. Oh one player. I'm stuck. And you can't. Hold it.
115:33
Now we disabled that, huh, didn't we? Swag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you plunge that? Yep. Goodbye. Swag o' nays. Ooh la la. Trust the drain, it happens.
115:48
King ball. Look at that, man. I like it. It sounds like my dreams. Have you played with the glass often ever? No. It is a terrifying nightmare that I might show you in a little bit. But not on screen because it will kill everyone's ears. I want to hit the pitch. Oh, you don't want to hit the pitch. We're playing regular, right? Yeah, let's just win. Click the click button. Play to win. Win to play. Oh, jeez. Why? That wasn't me.
116:23
Stop the drinking, kids. Flip the salad, bro. Eat the garnish. Eat the garnish, man.
116:32
That was a celery stock and parsley clip. Nailed it. Jaded, I think it would hurt the ears of the... Digitally, I think that is a sound that would be enhanced and turned into, like, garbled pain.
116:58
Playing without the glass on. Oh, Stella's got a groove back here, kids. Oh, yeah, that's it. Backhand's all day. Look at that. Oh.
117:23
Oh, and then... A very reluctant drain, because the backhand wasn't strong enough. That's what you're doing. Ka-chunk, ka-chunk, ka-chunk, ka-chunk. Killer bag. Oh, he kept it warm for me. Well, it's already like a million degrees back here. I'm surprised you didn't open the big red door. Yeah, it's Friday, man. It's Friday, man. Hi there, man. What's the salad?
118:10
She's good. Dude, is put the salad actually a skateboard maneuver? That sounds dumb. Oh, what was that?
118:28
Gerson, I tried ordering a cheeseburger without cheese. It's actually harder than it sounds. Isn't that just a hamburger? Yeah, but if you want a cheeseburger without the cheese... It's a hamburger. Yeah, but not really. A hamburger is just a hamburger. A cheeseburger without the cheese is a cheeseburger without the cheese. Why am I missing this shot? Why am I missing? Why am I missing? The question that I ask myself every easy day. Alright, here's what we're going to do. Live catch. That's called a live catch. The flipper meeting the ball right to a point where the flipper isn't hitting the ball, they're just kiffing each other. They're having a little kiff.
119:15
You can have a pizza without cheese. That's what they call a pizza. Yo, pizza without cheese is still a pizza.
119:22
No, that's called a saucy cracker. Saucy cracker? Saucy cracker. That's what I call it. Oh my god, why did I spend those two X's right there? Hey, they called me a healthy cracker! Yay! What's it's worth, like a million? Yeah. Six? Excuse me. Oh, that's good. Boink.