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Stern Pinball Comic-Con 2016 Recap - Featuring SLAYER

Stern Pinball·video·4m 10s·analyzed·Aug 24, 2016
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Analysis

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TL;DR

Corrupted Comic-Con 2016 Slayer/Ghostbusters video recap; transcript unreliable.

Summary

This appears to be a heavily corrupted or misprocessed transcription of a Stern Pinball Comic-Con 2016 recap video featuring Slayer. The transcript is largely unintelligible, mixing fragmentary references to a Ghostbusters pinball game (Marshmallow Man, Wizard mode) with what appears to be Slayer song lyrics. The actual content is not reliably recoverable from this transcription.

Notable Quotes

  • “So when you done you gonna get to the end you gonna fight the Staples Marshmallow Man Then you can be the Staples Marshmallow Man, you get to the Wizard.”

    Unknown (likely Stern representative or game designer)@ 0:30 — Appears to reference Ghostbusters pinball wizard mode or endgame, though transcription is corrupted ('Staples' likely ASR error for 'Stay the' or similar)

Entities

Stern PinballcompanySlayerorganizationComic-Con 2016eventGhostbustersgame

Signals

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    event_signal: Stern Pinball official recap video of Comic-Con 2016 event presence

    high · Title explicitly states 'Comic-Con 2016 Recap' and source is Stern Pinball official channel

Topics

Comic-Con 2016 Event CoverageprimaryGhostbusters Pinball GamesecondarySlayer Music/Entertainmentsecondary

Sentiment

neutral(0)— Transcript is too corrupted to assess genuine sentiment. Fragmentary positive language ('yeah', 'have fun') appears but context is lost.

Transcript

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We be right back. Oh my God, the movie is really neat. So when you're done, you gonna get to the end, you gonna fight the Staples Marshmallow Man. Then you can be the Staples Marshmallow Man, you get to the Wizard. You get to the Lord of the Rings. You get to the Lord of the Rings, the wizard and we came, we saw, we kicked it. Yeah, I had your back but it's no use. False accusations are on the loose. Know what? Outro Music: No news, you never felt the soil decay. Your perfect world is empty today. So what? I wouldn't have it any other way. Thank you. Don't care what the news say. It's suicide against today. Have fun in paradise. This hell is just for you. You against you. City time to make a stand. All without a master plan. Just you. You against you. So how's your paradise? Hindsight just lost at you. To slap that Jew with conflict comes the price. That price weighs heaviest on you. I guess I should say thanks. This century ain't no right. You're practically the few. Now it's you against you. You against you. Wasn't looking for a fight but I'm sure enough tonight. City time to make a stand. All the way out of Massacre. Just you. You against you. I'm kind of weird.