Reservation cancellation. Ugh! Oh god. Ugh! Shite. It's Isaac from Binding of Isaac. Oh yeah. That's right. He, uh, he kills enemies with his tears. What? He cries at people when they die. It's like the very first Zelda game. If you can imagine that. But imagine a little pink guy giving tears at people. I don't think I know the internet. First off, I got some AOL discs to be doing stuff. I've been using them as coasters. My man. Alright, now, tanks, now... Go for... I'm going to try to get to the whatever mode. Oh, really? I see. The whatever mode? Yeah, the whatever mode. Yeah, I go for that one too. I'm all about that whatever you know. Or the witch-epper. The witch-epper knows a little something. Well, the queen is just. I'm not going to judge. Crank it up right before you... Oh, my. Agra. That is unrealistically hard. Got it. Oh, you live. You protect the snake. Protect each other. No. No! No! No! No! No! Okay. Nice shot. I just won it! So this mode is started by hitting the ramps. You... You mother... Campbell, that was a beautiful save, brother. Oh, I wanted it. I wanted it. Oh, I wanted it so bad! Oh! Sorry, man. That was a great save, though. I think if you had... One less shimmy shimmy. One less shimmy. My drink is leaking. I wonder what happened. What? Deep down inside I feel the pain. The only bad part about having drinks that last too long. Yeah. Yeah. God, this airball stuff needs to quit. They're just now reacting to the, to Nick's sitting tilt. Oh, nice. Yeah, it's a, the game's, the stream is a constant, like 30 seconds behind. Yeah. But it's kind of fun to see it, you know, it's kind of, it's a nice, three tilts, you know, all stuff. We need a cross, hopefully this goes well. It did. Snake didn't. That snake doesn't look so mean. What? Snake doesn't look so mean. All right, so I've got to hit the left ramp one more time, and then hit the coffin to lock it into place. I'm still trying to play this freaking mode. You know what? Is this ball three? Yeah. All right, I'm just going to go for multiball with this shit. Great. Did it say how many shots I had? No, it wasn't looking. It's all good. Let's see. Two. Hopefully this doesn't just drain me right away when it comes out. Oh, God. Calm down. I'm talking to myself. Trust the dead flip more than you think you can. All right. Well, you know, you got... Eight digits? Just shoot the crap out of Sparky, man. Hell. Fucking. No, Scoop. Don't eat the kids. You're not even getting dangerous for those. Yeah, I'd recommend close passing that in the future. It's a little dirty. Thanks. One more hit. Yes. Donate to kids. Donate to kids. Wherever kids are accepted. Yep. Wherever kids are accepted. Drop them off. All right. So you get the Sparky multiball. You just hit Sparky. You hit all shots, but Sparky is your super. And you'll know when it's super ready. Right now you just want to get all the picks. Right. I want to get my 2x. So you only need that far right pick. Donate 4. Donate 4 picks. Your mouth keeps going up. Nailed it. Get the snake. Good save. Good save. Fine. Just keep it alive. As long as you can hold one, you're fine. Oh no. Oh! Snake. Snake dream. Snake dream's gone. Nice. Alright, so you want to hit a crossbow. What the hell was that? I've been pretty consistent about that. That was a portation, man. Well, it's 7 o'clock. Nick, I think, is done. We can play some more if you're ready. I think we're done. done. We can play some more. I got them to play a couple more. Okay, we'll play a couple more, folks. I think Nick's out of it. We're just gonna play for score. Fuck it. We'll see what's going on. I'm not doing the lower thirds today, folks, because I was way too hungover to redo the scores for the titles. So we're gonna... The snake. The snake. Nailed it. The ghosts of the past in real time. The ghosts of the past? Yeah. No dangers! Oh, that was sexy. No dangers. Are we still on camera? Uh, power out, by the way. Dude, power outlanes. That's what I did. Call that shit power outage, man. It's just gone. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. That combo? That combo? Yeah. That combo? Yeah. That combo? Yeah. That combo? Yeah. That combo? That combo, that ramp to that ramp and then hitting that, a million points just for hitting that target. But that shot on the fly is a pain in the ass. So the right ramp is ready for us. Let's get a gray nothing. Let's get nothing. Hello. That was some dirty bird stuff. There's all the lanes. Mr. E's waiting in. Did you want in, Fred? Yes, please. Our smart friend out there. Who? Becquart? Nooooo! Nooooo! G&R is pretty fun. Never played it. They have it at headquarters, the original one. Campbell, by the way. Right flipper to the very first target here on the crosses the crosses leads to a hundred percent draining the right out. You figured it out? It's happened maybe five times in a row. So you'll either get it and drain or hit it on the white flipper and just not get it. It's pretty nasty. That's you, that's you. It is. You bombed another train. Yeah, Jaded owns that G&R. Woof. Bat candy? Uh-oh. Bat candy? That sucks, man. I wonder what I did. Is it... Do you think it's a speed thing, or do you think... I think it's a speed thing. Like, how... Maybe we need to look into how this... I was in there, like, cleaning up. I was rubbing around in there. Just trying to juice it up. It got all hard. No, I feel like this won't go down. Yeah, I hit it... I hit it, you know, that was pretty slow. You hit it like very tepid and it went down. Yeah, you loosened it for yourself. I think it's a high speed thing. Might be, man. This thing's flying. I mean, I guess it makes sense. Like, if it's on a little shelf and you just kick it off its shelf and it falls. Or if you hit it, it's just tilting instead of pushing. Well, it's gonna like go bounce back. Oh. You know, like it'll hit the back. Like it'll hit the shelf and go. Nice. Nice save. Oh, nice little flip. There's a little baby flip in there, man. C'quoi? C'quoi? C'quoi? C'quoi? C'quoi? C'quoi? C'quoi? OK, that would have been my, dude. Oh, dude. Dude, backhand, bro. No, here's what happened. That was blinking for the super skill shot thing. I hit it dead on. It didn't go down. It's frustrating to see. I don't know how to fix it, though. I literally don't even know what mechanical techniques to do. Listen Nick! Listen Nick! Look at that, if you hit it like a ding dong... Yeah, just don't hit it this time. Just don't shoot it on purpose. Oh, you did do it. Saved it. Tilted, but I saved it. I shook it one too many times. The game's slowly tilting this way again. Well, here's the deal, I'm also sliding the camera to adjust that. Nailed it. Nailed it. All right. All right. Baby Talika. Baby Talika. All right. All right. All right. We're good. Oh, physics, dynamics, all of the above are here, folks. On planet Earth. On planet Earth. We found them. I am really proud of myself that I came in the game. It's something I should have done. It's something I've been wanting to do. I'm so lucky, man. Now what were you saying about getting the picks before starting the multiball Just collect it Don sweat it man It too dangerous Just go for the multiball Alright now start hitting picks You getting a free shot here You need them all, so start hitting them. Yep, that's one. Oh, you're getting some sexy ramp action. Dude, that's it. There's two. Far right. Far right and far left. Yep, just the far left. Yep, far left is all I need. Oh, good shot. Just close. Nailed it. Nope. Yep, hitting the snake. Oh! Yeah! Clean. Clean. Come on, snakey. Oh! Darn snake! It's over. Oh! It's all over. It's all over. Pinball 24-7-356? 365? Wait. How many days in a year are there? 365 days. Are you sure it's not 356? Yeah. What planet is this? I don't know. Oh, wait. Is this Earth 212? Or 612? It's 365. 365 days, right? 365 days a year. Oh, you're thinking of per year. Right. But a year is 365. A year is 365. Per year is 356. Per year is 356. Yeah, there's a discrepancy there, folks. You just got to be more clear on your year designations. Designations! You got a doubly. Yo, get it the fuck out. Just don't rely on the ball to find its way. You've got to drive it out of there. Get it out. Come on! Come out! Let's do it! I feel like that center thing doesn't light up anymore when the multiball is ready. What did we do? I just fucking cleaned it, and now everything... Did you actually open it? I didn't even open it. You only wiped it. I just wiped it. Did you wipe it with battery acid? Oh. Oh, you're not supposed to do that? Battery and... Is that for the magnet in your hand? For the magnet in your hand? Condemnation. Alright, everyone get the pick. Almond chicken. Finger licking. Ribs are sticking. Fingy sinking. You love... Where? What? What? Yeah, that happened to all of us so far. Alright. What the fuck just happened? That was awful. No! Dude, there was a fight before I was just standing. Everyone loves. Wow. That was... Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, the center thing will do it again. I created my own account instead of using the mystery's. Oh, there's zombie chicken. Zombie chicken. Lickin'. Sauce is thickened. Yeah. Oh. Not that one. See, this Black and Chicken song, I swear to God we had this whole lobster war. We did. That wasn't this one though. That was lobster! Lobster! Oh yeah. Lobster in a bucket! Oh, losers! That's right. Lobster and puppets. Lobster and puppets. Yeah. Lobster. Lobster in a bucket. That old weird-out plastic. Oh God! Oh God! Oh God. Who? Sloppy Sack of Puppets! What? I'm just reading the text. It just rhymes. Everything that rhymes. Oh, too clean is clean enough. Too clean is too clean. Yeah, if you hit the rant, it eventually kills Metallica, and that's... That's really... Oh, he's trying for a haggie. And you gotta keep alternating those. Like, to do that challenge or something or another? Um, you just get more points if you combo back and forth. But you can keep shooting the same fucking thing all day. Donate to kids. Lobster! Ah-hoo! The dirt. Shoot the Scoop to collect the extra ball. The Scoop. Ooh, what? That was tricky. Pizza destroy! Oh! Backhand wham. Getting a lot of elbow off the wham. Come on, I want it. If you want it enough, you will get it. My mom was right about everything. Love you, Mom. Love you, Bob. Merry Christmas. Yes, you wish. Mars is lit. Cool. That was two different audio clips. It couldn't have gone better together. Mars is lit. Mars is lit. Cool. Whoa. Little baby clip. Super baby. Super baby, we're making it. She mapped him out. Double scoring is lit. Oh, God. You will get the score. Into the line. Oh, nobody! Oh, okay. Whoa, there's a paragraph. Alright, I could light that and do that. 25 grand back in the day. I'm gonna do a digital voice recording for you guys. I've got a record, a whole copy record for Gorgar, and it's just like a three minute promo of like, Gorgar, the dude. It's a record? Yeah, it's just like the first pinball machine to speed. With Gorg. Yeah. It's just like, Gorgar. It sounds so goofy. Yep. Gorgar. Speed. Gorgar Speed. They reused a lot of it. I love it. They're like, Gorgar, new sound file. Save you. Gorgar feelings. Gorgar sad. No play, Gorgar. Oh, God. Got it. Get in. Oh, gosh. Get in. Get in. No. No! Get in! No! Fall in! Fall! Oh, dude, the ball's out of control. Oh, fuck. Fall in! Oh, shit! It came out! Dude, it's too fast. Oh, my God. We gotta put some dirt back on it. Oh, my God! Okay, that was some bullshit. Yo, take the five million. Take the five million. I did that earlier. That's a spooky sound that's going on. Yeah, it's pretty scary. So there's four modes you can pick, but this one is sort of a secret where it's just nothing selected and it gives you 5 million points. Which is a black ash compared to what you get here. Two shots and you have 5 million points in one of these modes. Cross and snake, folks. Look at that. For just whatever. Stop it. No, you stop it. Cross and snake. Cross and snake. Oh, that was a nice little rattle battle. A snake jump? Look at that. Oh, shit! The delay! The delay! Yeah, Fade to Black's my favorite. It's a Switch-based one. Gore Guard, awesome sound. Yeah, I like the heartbeat on Gore Guard. Yeah. Come on, baby. Left. Loop. Listen, hitting that cut target gave you two minutes. Oh, there we go. This is not the most ideal song for, like, wizard mode big points. Like, who's the guitar? And what's great is the song starts off completely flat, so you don't know what the hell's going on. Shit. Nick, you're... Don't make me get in a lovey. I like that shit. No, why? Gotta blow this up. Dude, are you blowing it up in here? Go for it. I'm going for it. Thank you, James. We're gonna be collecting it. No thanks, danger. Continue! Oh, I was hoping you'd confuse which hand you were gonna put. Continue! Maybe, I don't know, it's still lit. Does that mean I have to re-fletch it? No, you can put it back in there whenever you're ready. Oh, alright. So just make money. Get a job. Good job. Get a nice haircut. Got it. Is that what you're trying to do? Uh, the right loop is all you need. You get the hint of... Oh, the right loop. Oh, yeah. Right loop. The targets are real. Oh, that would have been fucking perfect for a collection. Oh, he's got it. He's got it. So he collects his books. That would have been... You just threw away almost 100 million points. You had to have been up to like 35 or 40. That was 80 million. You just chumped. Chumped! Bring to the fucking trash can. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Fuck that. Chunk it. All right, easy peasy, I can do that. Yeah. Hey, hey, just make it 3-2-1 and get the safe pay. I'm not gonna, you're just scared I'm gonna knock you off the board. There is no board. I'm bored. I'm bored. Yeah. You know what? We're done. Oh, you're gonna, yeah? Boop. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I bored I bored I bored Yo JD moved Good game y Good game That was fun to see in the flesh Did he ever suck Ha! Took that. Uh, that sucked. Yeah. That was just puke. Daily Challenge, wrecked. Ha ha ha ha! Yeah, we did not get Seeker Destroy. We came really close. Alright. Ramp. Ramp champ? Ramp champ. So, like, Lady Justice. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're counting ramps. Oh, I'm just counting ramps. Count all the ramps you get. Here we go. I need a... Only shooting ramps. We're only shooting ramps, folks. Nope. Sub room for one right off the bat. Oh, shit. One. All these ramps I'm here to hit. Two. Three. Four. Five. Don't exclaim anything. You know that's against the rules. Hey, do not give away deadlift poison secrets to the internet, okay? Five. I'll space now. Six. Seven. Oh, God. What was that? In the shooter lane, they just jump. Cleaner. Oh. Oh. Oh, baby. Oh. Still at seven, folks. Eight. Nine. Ten. Eleven. Whoa. Twelve. Oh, shit. 12. 12. That was not good. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Is that 13? 13. Oh, God. 13 folks!提 ..... You do go Clagner, can I jam your hook right into aquilo t 13 folks. 13, sitting on 13. That felt good. Oh! Did not. 13.5. 13 and a half. Thank you. Jesus. Alright, get ready to count. Here we go, watch the ramps. Slashing shots and I win. 13.5. 13 and a half. 13 and a half. 13 and a half. 13 and a half. 13 and a half. 13 and a half. 13 and a half. 13 and a half. I got a shot tonight. Boy. Come on, man. Baby. 13 still. 14. Leaner, sucker. Donate to kids. 14 rings. 14. Oh! 15. 16. 17. 18, 19, oh. This is gross dude. Why are you doing this to me? I don't know, this might be my new strategy. This is like the best thing I've ever seen you do. 19. Holy, lean in things dude. 19, I get a lot of lucky breaks right now. 19. 20. Shipwreck. 12. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. Oh shit. 23. 24. 25. Oh shit. 25. 25? Jesus. Woohoo! How many coffins do I need? Three coffins? Crank it up? Come on. Go for it. I'm going to do this one. I'm going to go back to the start. Very good. Very good. Very good! Alright, I got something in my eye. Let's not play with something we got. You're fine. Take your time. Take your time. You got this. One. Three. Yes! Four. Five. Six. Five. Six. Four. Five. Three. Two. Two. Three. Two. One. Two. Nice! Nice, kids! Nope! Good one! Woo! Woo! Oh no. Eight. Nine. Oh. Stakes take a beat. Ha ha! Ha ha! Nine. I can't hit that down in the right range. You're crazy. Right, right. Shit. You're crazy. Killing the pigs. Yeah. Yeah, but he's pissed. And I shall you know And, cool. 11 12 13 Nice job. Four. Whoa. Fourteen. Fourteen. Yo. Nice ball. Cool. Dude, nice ball. Come on, JD. You got this. Let's all blow it up. One little pop. Depedition. Did you get a multi? One. I got the cross multiple. Two. Three. Awesome. Three. Boink, boink, boink. Three and a half. Three and a half. Halves count. No, they don't. Four. Hold on. I got a three. No. I couldn't focus. I saved it. You were the king of that shit, man. You shook the shit out of it and snipped it. That was gone. I walked it back out. I did a drained turnaround like this. Yeah. And then you were still playing. Wait. Oh, no. What am I, 25? You're up 25, sir, and keeping score on stream. Wee-noo, wee-noo. 27 Come through my ears! 27 If that thing even looks at me funny, I'll fuck it up! And the machine says donate to kids, folks. The machine's a badass. Holy crap. 27, 28, 29 I'm not even gonna do this. I'm not even gonna do this. I'm not even gonna do this. I'm not even gonna do this. I'm not even gonna do this. I'm not even gonna do this. 29 Amazing 29? You got 4 more? 29! He doesn't even look at everyone I'm gonna smoke a little That's hilarious Alright, that's 15 16. Oh That felt good OOOH Nice Nice shot That was awesome. Wow. 17... 18... Oop! Oh, wait. 18. 18. Cool, man. You also got four more shots. 18. If I get four more, I'll get eight. Jay Diggy, get 34 more. Nailed it. Alright. So we want ramps. Ramps, folks. They're not just a vegetable anymore. What, five? Five. Six. Nailed it. Oh, yeah. Wow. Step one. Eight. Oh! Four more. I didn't get four more. Four more on the second ball. All right. Campbell's leading with 29. 30. Oh, come on. Termination. 30 and a beef. 30 and a multiball. 30 and a multiball. Here we go. Let's do this. 30 multi. 30 multo. Multa multo. Multa multos. Man, it's still good. You know what it is? I haven't had a drop of pinball juice all day, but it is. To be honest, I don't remember the last time I played pinball, so... Seriously. Ah! Ah... God, nothing. 30, huh? 51. 32. .80 left. 32. Oh, whoa spring before good yeah diving diving board 32 Are you deflecting from the... Scooby-Doo! Whoa, that looks like a dick. Hold on. What? Never mind. When it was on the far right, it looked very phallic. I apologize, folks. I didn't mean to say that. All right. I'm going to actually go for Crank It Up. What? I don't know. 33, man. 33. I don't know. Beat it. You want me to just play? All right, dude. All right, fine. I didn't... Yo, drink the cola, man. Drink the cola. 33. I'll still hit ramps, let's go. Watch. Ramp it up. 34. 35. 35. Ball safe? Mm-hmm. Damn, 35. That really hurts. Hey, that really hurts. 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 40, butt ramming ramps, 41, 42, butt ramming ramps, 43, Oh! Oh! 44 Oh! Oh! Oh! 24 25 25 for a 6 Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on Wow! Nice. That felt good. That felt real good. 48. 49. Jeez, dude. This is disgusting. What? There we go. Now we're lit. Nothing bad. 49 One shot away from 50 ramps, kids 50 51 52 Oh, God, no! No! 52 That is not That is not a misprint, folks I should have collected Yeah. Yeah. You would have been on a fucking board. Nice job. 52 grams. Dude, that was amazing. When have you ever done that? I've never, I don't think I've hit 52 grams since I've owned the game. Yeah, right. I never go for it. That was, that was magical. Come on, come on, come on. One mile, 18. That's cool. 18? My man. Alright, let's see if I can get, um, 50 grams. My man. All right. Let's see if I can get 50 grams. What are you, eight? Nine? Nine. Hell yeah. Okay. Eleven. Twelve. Thirteen. Oh. Oh, yeah. I have 13. 13. 14. But I'm tragic. enter your what wow something I didn't even realize we had to get off of there I'm honored who did I beat shock I think no I didn't beat anyone there yeah 33 combos you had 52 ramps out of all of those 33 of them were back and forth it's pretty good that's beautiful battery DJ's. Crank it up. Black in. Seek and destroy. I will never hit seek and destroy. Did you see I got a fuel right when you left? Yep. I got it. I don't know. When you left a couple days ago. Late Justice's Chuck. That's what that was. Combo champ. NC, baby. No competition. That's a lot of combos. All right. Let's wrap this up. That's a lot of nacho cheese combos. That's a lot of nacho cheese. Well, Metallica, you are cleaned You are ready for More life You've been good to us We'll be good to you We'll be as good as we can You kicked my ass, Metallica Yeah, thanks, Metallica Mars, cool Lars, I mean Well, folks, thanks again for coming Nick put his name on the board for Combo Champs Which was rad Congratulations 52 freaking ramps You're kidding me. Thanks to Mark Sheridan for showing up. Thanks for having me. It was rad. Again, I'm Jack Danger. We'll be posting the links up for the next machine to vote on probably in a few minutes here. Yeah. Phil Harlow. Crush you. Crush you. All right, folks. Thanks again for coming. Love you all. See you on... Well, when... There's holiday stuff happening. So I leave... I think what you should do next week is what you did Thanksgiving week. Play and then carry it over. Which is whatever game picks next week, carry over. But again, the week after that is also New Year's. So the next two weeks are kind of flugged. Yeah, the next two weeks are going to get tricky, folks. So if we stream during the week, it's going to be a magical surprise. There's a good chance a lot of us are going to be gone to Michigan, Florida, Mars. I don't know. Mars. Mars. Cool. um yeah yeah we've been streaming later and later I'm not sure that was intended what time is it it's almost 8 o'clock uh I gotta rock and roll yeah we all gotta leave alright folks thanks again for coming we'll see you Monday if not we'll see you soon we'll probably see you Monday I think Monday is a no brainer yeah Monday is a bro brainer Bye, everyone. Love you. Better get a little practice on it.