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Day 3 of AC/DC Battle week! - 1 / 2

Dead Flip·video·2h 0m·analyzed·Oct 24, 2014
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TL;DR

Dead Flip teaches beginner pinball fundamentals on AC/DC Premium with guest animator Katrina Zimmerman.

Summary

Dead Flip streams an AC/DC Premium teaching session where host Jack Danger and co-host Nick introduce Katrina Zimmerman, an animator new to pinball, to basic gameplay mechanics. The session covers flipper control fundamentals (bounce passes, cradling, dead passes, live catches), mode selection strategy (Hell's Bells vs. beginner-friendly modes), and shot timing through practice games on AC/DC Premium. The stream emphasizes educational gameplay tips that transfer across modern pinball machines.

Key Claims

  • Hell's Bells is the most lucrative mode on AC/DC Premium if played skillfully, but beginner players should focus on Thunderstruck and Trick Me All Night Long

    high confidence · Direct instruction during gameplay demonstration; Josh Sharp verified Hell's Bells is the mode to focus on

  • VIP passes should theoretically be saved until ball 3 in competitive play, but point-scoring priorities may override this strategy

    medium confidence · Strategic discussion between Jack and Nick during practice game; tactical decision made to use VIP early for score advantages

  • Bounce passes and dead passes (letting the ball hit the flipper without flipping) are fundamental techniques that significantly improve gameplay across all modern pinball machines

    high confidence · Repeated emphasis during teaching sequences; Jack states this technique alone will increase gameplay 'tenfold'

  • Cradling (holding flipper up to slow/catch the ball) allows players to take time, breathe, and plan shots strategically

    high confidence · Multiple demonstrations and explanations during live gameplay

  • Skill shots (blinking lanes on plunge) and empty lane management are foundational lane control mechanics across newer games including Batman and Metallica

    high confidence · Jack explicitly states these mechanics carry over to other modern Stern titles

Notable Quotes

  • “It's like jazz. The less music you play, the cooler it is.”

    Jack Danger (implied)@ 17:03 — Philosophical explanation of flipper restraint as aesthetic principle in pinball play

  • “Anyone can press a button, but it takes skill to not press a button.”

    Jack Danger or Nick@ 14:29 — Core teaching principle for flipper control; defines pinball skill philosophy

  • “Hell's Bells. Save it. Play it. Love it. Live it.”

    Jack Danger@ 4:41 — Enthusiasm endorsement of AC/DC's optimal mode based on Josh Sharp's advice

  • “We're not playing for money. You didn't put anything in here. You could drain as much as you want... this is the best time to practice because if you put cash in here, yeah, you're going to flip because you want to make sure you're in total control.”

    Jack Danger@ 28:10 — Articulates psychological difference between casual and financial stakes in pinball play

  • “Josh Sharp, if you're watching, thanks again for the heads up on Hell's Bells.”

    Jack Danger@ 1:23 — Direct attribution of mode strategy advice to Josh Sharp (top-ranked IFPA player)

Entities

Jack DangerpersonNickpersonKatrina ZimmermanpersonJosh SharppersonStern AC/DC PremiumgameDead FliporganizationExtra LifeeventIFPA (International Flipper Pinball Association)organizationChicagolocation

Signals

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    community_signal: Dead Flip conducting structured beginner education stream with professional instructors (Jack Danger, Stern designer) and new player (Katrina), demonstrating community commitment to onboarding casual players into competitive pinball culture

    high · Entire stream dedicated to teaching fundamental mechanics; explicit commitment stated to help Katrina 'become a better pinball player' and eventually compete in arcades; framing as educational content for viewers new to pinball

  • ?

    community_signal: Dead Flip providing educational content and charity fundraising integration (Extra Life donations) simultaneously, demonstrating dual commitment to community education and social cause support

    medium · Jack gives shout-out to Extra Life donors during gameplay: 'everyone that's donated to the charity of Extra Life so far you guys are awesome those kids need all the help they can get'

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Josh Sharp's strategic advice on AC/DC Premium mode selection (Hell's Bells optimization) sourced from top-10 IFPA ranked player, indicating competitive player consensus on game strategy

    high · Jack explicitly thanks Josh Sharp for 'heads up on Hell's Bells' and confirms Josh verified it as optimal mode; Jack notes Josh is 'top 15 or 10' ranked

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Flipper control mechanics (bounce passes, dead passes, cradling) identified as universal design pattern carrying across modern Stern pinball games (AC/DC, Batman, Metallica), indicating platform-wide emphasis on shot precision and timing

    high · Jack repeatedly emphasizes these techniques 'translate to pretty much every game' and explicitly names Batman and Metallica as games using same skill shot mechanics

Transcript

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0:00
We're going live here and exactly right now. Let's see. Audio. Check. Game name. Check. Stream name. Updated. My man. IFPA number. Updated. Lower. Lower than usual. Lower as usual. We lost some IFPA points recently, but it doesn't look like there's anything new on the site.
0:25
Right. I don't understand. Maybe it's just not updated. Something big in Illinois happened that pushed us around. I'm hoping it's the Expo stuff. I don't think that's what it is. I didn't see it yet. I didn't see it either.
0:37
Good afternoon, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. We have another exciting episode for you tonight. We have a guest coming in who is unranked. Also, she just doesn't really know how to play pinball that well. So we're going to do our best to teach her how to play pinball, I'll teach her some basic flipper skills, rules of ACDC, which is, honestly, we might just teach her a few ways on how to blow it up because retaining this information is a pain in the butt. There's a lot of rules on this game. But if you folks are newer to pinball or you know people who are, tell them to tune in because we're going to go through a lot of the basics. She will be here in exactly five minutes. We'll be drinking Miller Lite. Yay! And playing Herald of Bells all night. Josh Sharp, if you're watching, thanks again for the heads up on Hell's Bells. He did verify that that is the mode you just need to focus on. All right. Let's get a game in. So we'll get a practice game in, and then when she rolls up, we'll start the lessons.
1:45
Logan Square Emporiumlocation
KnifeBotperson
Marieperson
Hell's Bells. That's not good. It looks good. Is this your beer? Nope. Okay. We'll switch over to the... He's got them lit, folks. So one shot to the right ramp will have him into multiball. There it is. Beautiful backhand, sir. cannon straight to the bell and he's one hit away I believe from starting his 2x plate field multiplier while Nick's blowing this up I want to give a shout out to everyone that's donated to the charity of extra life so far you guys are awesome those kids need all the money they can get their hands on thank you He uses his VIP to bring his multiball back to life, plus it gave him an extra bell ring, which he needed to get his 2X going.
3:21
Nice. Spelled in fire lanes, buddy. Ah, everybody out. Also, folks, I'm sure there's not a lot of you in the chat right now, but KnifeBot has come back to us. Oh, KnifeBot, I love him. And he's ready. He's ready for you folks to shout out some everybody out of the pools. He's going to yell at you to play pinball.
3:48
Super Panda, thanks for coming. Good to see you. Yes. Oy, oy, oy. See, I think I messed up. So I think you're not supposed to do any of your VIP passes. Until the third ball. This is what I was told. Right.
4:07
But when you're competing against somebody. Yeah, I don't know if I'm going to get to that. Points are points. Yeah. You don't know if you're going to have your album on ball three. I think that's a good way to, like, blow a game up if you need it for qualifying. Right. But if all I need to do is beat you. Then play for points right now. I want to play all day. Yeah. Play for points right now. So, hells bells.
4:29
What is Josh Sharp ranked right now? I forgot to look at that. I think he might be like 13, 10, something like that. Yeah, he's top 15 or 10. He's at least top 15, I think. I would trust him. That's all. This is information coming right from the horse's mouth, folks. Hell's Bells. Save it. Play it. Love it. Live it.
4:49
Love it. Live it. This is the world. I also washed my hoodie for the first time in two years. You look good. You smell good, too. Oh, baby. That's not fresh. So fresh.
5:04
And I did it myself, too. My girlfriend didn't wash it or anything. Oh, honey, man. I'm a grown-ass man now.
5:16
All right. So I'm just going to do my typical jam maneuver where I just rock these ramps until jam multiballs work.
5:25
We'll try crossing it over. Why not? Get some combos going. Get some water going. Don't JD the ball either.
5:36
Bloop. Well, that's a target bank down, so that works towards me getting album. For D3. Wow, I'm glad I'm getting a practice game in, because I've forgotten where my backhand's at.
5:57
In a bad way. There's jam. Blonk. There you go. Oh, I forgot to launch my ball at the bell. And I get it anyway.
6:19
Last turn, as you split the night. Oh, that's teamwork right there. They helped each other up the ramp.
6:33
Well, I shouldn't have done that, because I didn't hit any shots. And I should have known. Who's here?
6:45
Oh, folks. Our guest has arrived. We are on live. So make sure you swear a lot. Call your mom. Tell her to watch.
7:03
All right. So do you want to just kill this game? Yeah, I'll play. Okay. Oh, I got an album and extra balls and everything.
7:15
All right. Once I drain, I'll give Katrina a little shot. Whoa, that was super sexy. All right, there they are.
7:35
Half of one. All right, give me a second before you make this loud. So, Super Panda, Jason Werdrick, the gentleman I was talking about yesterday, had some important family stuff that he had to take care of today, so unfortunately he couldn't make it, but we are going to get his ass back on here. Or on here in general.
7:54
I guess Katrina Zimmerman is here. I don't know where I can look. Okay, so that camera right there is where you're looking. This camera is your play field. Can you move this down a little bit?
8:04
Yeah, I can drop it a little bit more. And when you talk, I am the microphone. I'm roving around. You don't need to be too close to me.
8:12
But you can be heard. You can be heard. I think that's pretty good. Yeah, that way we got... Because you're a little short, and we want to make sure we see you. I'm a little short. Just to pay the house. Katrina is unranked in IFPA.
8:28
And also, I think she just, overall, we're going to help you become a better pinball player. Hopefully. Hopefully become a better pinball player. I don't think I can get any better than what I already have. Oh, baby. All right. Well, that's good. You don't compete in tournaments because that's child's play.
8:46
Nick and I are just playing a little practice game right now. and we will show you the ropes. Yeah? Yeah. Katrina is an animator here in Chicago with us all. We're all sort of the same, like, clique of animators and graphic designers and stuff.
9:05
Looks good, Nick, says Marie Kelly. Hey, baby. Thanks, baby. Look at that, it's a unicorn. So that's Marie. Do you know Marie? Yeah. Yeah, you know, Marie.
9:21
That was a solid move, buddy. If you want a beer, we have beer in the fridge. And you're welcome to it. Just grab anything. Grab whatever you want. Thank you. You smell sweaty.
9:36
Our studio deodorant just ran out. I apologize. Nick, I didn't say you wear something low-cut. Come on, man. You got the deep V going. That's the lowest one today. High-cut shirt, deep-cut V. All right.
9:59
So I threw away a lot of good stuff on that last ball, folks. Well, there's no good collection happening until right now. Right now.
10:12
Ding-dong. Oh, what the heck was, like, short flip? Oh, I got a belt hit out of that or something. White lightning splashing. I won't get that back.
10:33
I, okay, well, I'm glad this is a practice game. Oh, my God. Mom? Call Mom. Everybody out of the pool. Everybody out. Everybody get out.
10:48
All right. Good to see you, buddy. Thanks for coming. Yeah. What's your boy show doing tonight? He's working. Aw. Hell yeah. Actually, he's not working. He gets off the air. So he's watching you right now? Yes.
11:11
He's going to, like, beat our asses if we yell at you or something. them. He installed a hidden camera on you. I knew that's what that was. Porch Collapse. Go play that stuff, man. That's a fine game. Beat my score. We have grand champs first,
11:32
second, and fourth place on that machine. Walking Dead. A new Walking Dead pinball machine just came out? Like, within the last week. Do you watch the show? No. Oh, okay. It's pinball and zombies. Sounds like fun. It's pretty incredible. Wow, I can tell you're being serious. Oh, yeah. This is my serious face. No. What? Yeah. What? No. What? What you say. Everything's great. Everything's fine. I don't believe you at all. Just drink our beer. It's fine. Oh yeah. Uh, we should bring chairs in for when we're, Oh Nick, come on. Do you want to do me a big solid and grab those two stools in there? Just so, just so people aren't standing around like ding-dongs if they want to sit. You don't have to sit. I'm being a fucking gentleman. I'm being a gentleman. All right, so I need five million to beat Nick. Beat Nick, that's cute. I have extra ball lit, and because we have extra balls turned off, that's two and a half million just for that shot alone. I'm just talking to the air right now. Just two. The third one is being used as our awesome stream setup.
13:06
You guys don't want to see the rig we got going on here. It's pretty messy. There's 300. We just need 5 million, folks.
13:20
Not going to do it. I did it. You won, ding dong. All right, how are we going to do this? How do you want to do this, JD? Huh, how do we want to do this? I think we'll do three players. Okay. But when Katrina plays, we're going to coach the crap out of you. We put her on two games, I would say. So we play a game, and then the third and fourth player are Katrina. But you don't think that will confuse her, though? No. Having – At least to get more practice. Just to teach flippers stuff. It's basically a ball sale. Right, exactly. We have no ball sale. We have nothing. And then you get to add up your scores at the end, and if they beat us, you won. Okay. Yes. I like that. Yeah. So what we're going to do is I'll go first, Nicholas goes second, you go third and fourth, and while you're playing, we're going to show you how to blow this crap up. Yes. It's more than just push a button. It's just push a button. It's like sometimes you push them, sometimes you push them fast. You know what it is? It is just push your buttons, but you've got to know when not to push them. Right. It's all about not pushing the button. Actually, that is very true. That's the rule. Anyone can press a button, but it takes skill to not press a button. Precisely. Right? Yeah. That's great. You couldn't put it any better. Yeah, that's my new t-shirt.
14:40
All right. You going first? Yes. I'm going to go first. For you folks just joining, we have a guest in the studio, Katrina. We are going to be showing her how to just play pinball in general. Give her some tips so that she can go to the arcade, beat some dudes' asses, and start taking in, not money, because you don't play for money. Nobody gambles on it. High fives. It's all high fives. There's no gambling in football.
15:10
You going to go for it? So, yes. Like we were told, Hell's Bells is pretty much the most lucrative mode on this game right now. If you're good at playing. If you're bad at playing like we are, I think you'd still think Thunderstruck. Thunderstruck and Trick Me All Night Long are good for beginner players. Absolutely.
15:32
Do you need any? I don't need anything from you. I have everything I need. Oh, that was kind of a wimpy kick out.
15:50
Are you ready to blow it up, bud? Come on, you're wasting my time. I'm on a tight schedule here. Don't ever do that.
16:08
Nicolette. Yes. We're going to show you, in theory, how to get a high score. And then you get to practice that.
16:20
Our friend Gavin brought this upstairs to us yesterday, just willy-nilly. Just randomly, do you want this in your studio? We're going to make a nice table. Yeah, we're going to chop it up. Make a nice campfire in here. Gets a little cold here in the winter.
16:39
Going back. Oh, man. Nick's going back to the old school. I shook the bed early on in my ball. Oh, shook me would have been... See how he's not flipping at all? Pro. That's pro stuff right there. It's like jazz.
17:03
Yeah, it's like jazz. The less music you play, the cooler it is. No, that doesn't work out like that.
17:11
Free jazz. Freestyle, like parkour jazz. Fundor. Oh, we're burning. What's your highest score on the piano? Oh, I have 150 on this one. 150 points. That's pretty high.
17:36
Substantially. Thunder. And I thought, what can I do? So, Katrina, where is the nearest pinball machine to where you live?
17:51
Probably the new Emporium location. The New Emporium in Logan on Milwaukee? Yeah. They're both on Milwaukee. They are both on Milwaukee, but one is in Logan Square. Or Logan Hardware. Nicholas, your beer with the cap on it? Oh, that's me? I don't know. Did you put your cap on it? Yeah, it sounds like me. So, Katrina, you're up, buddy. Feel free to put your beer in the 2Z installed here.
18:16
Now, you get to use the flippers to change the song you're going to play. All right? Now, what this does is the song you choose changes where your points are going to come from. Whoa, really? Yes. So flip through them for a little bit. You see how, like, Chook Me All Night Long lit up the pop bumpers? Go ahead and hit it again. Highway to Hell wants you to hit that ramp.
18:38
Flip again. Rock and roll train, keep flipping. A whole lot of Rosie is pretty much anything, but mainly those lanes up there. Go for it. Hell's Bells, which we play, but that is a really tight shot. What you're looking for is Thunderstruck. Now here's the deal with this mode.
18:56
You never want to shoot for these. Because the second you hit those targets, it's going to knock it right back at you. But as a beginner player, you will find yourself hitting those all the time when you're trying to make shots that you want. Like the ramp or the loop. And by hitting one of them, so it'll start roving, it'll move like this. And if you hit the target when it's lit up, it lights up all your shots so that every shot is worth points.
19:20
And you can't avoid it. So you're going to try to shoot the ramp a whole bunch of times. You're going to end up hitting these a couple times. Don't pay attention to them. Don't try to hit them. What you're going to focus on exclusively is hitting the ramps. Okay?
19:34
And you could do, well, pull the ball. We'll let you play your first ball just to see what you know so far. Yeah. All right. Ready? Also, before you pull that, push it back in. You could pull that to launch it, or you can use this to launch it, which seems way more fun. Press the button? Yeah. Really? Yeah. No, it's way fun. Push it. Smash it. Yeah! Now, make sure the ball goes in the lane that's blinking when you first plunge the ball. Oh, it's kind of... Yeah.
20:04
Completely fine. Hold on. You have another ball here, because you're a fourth player, too. So, when you first plunge a ball up in those lanes, one of them will be blinking, and you can control where it's at. Okay. You want the ball to go through the one that's blinking. So when you see it's about to go down the middle one, use your flippers to drive it left or right to go inside of there, because that's your skill shot. But after you've got that, you want it to go through a lane that's empty.
20:33
So only on the plunge when it's blinking, go through the lane that's blinking. Same thing for these lanes, too. These will start lighting up when you get balls going through the in lanes here. Make sure they're empty instead of being lit. You control them again with the flippers.
20:50
Cool. Kill it, buddy. Yep, perfect. Now you want us to go through an empty one when it goes back up there.
21:08
Okay. Okay, good start. Now we know where you're at. We know where you're at. Yeah. There you go, bud. oh goody good beer don't glare if you remember and I'm going to try to remember we'll do some little ding dong stuff you don't have to worry about it right now because we did it recently I want to get hers up there I chose a great photo for you cool So I'm going through the one that's lit.
21:52
And then I'm going to stop the ball. This is called cradling the ball. So when you're given the chance where the ball is slow and hovering over here and you can hold the flipper up, what this allows you to do is slow down the game, catch your breath, decide what you need to shoot for next. You can take all the time in the world and just be like, oh, I need to hit that right shot that's blinking or the left shot that's blinking or say, like, I need some ramps and stuff. It just slows the game down for you so you're not, like, flipping out of control.
22:25
Now, that right there where the ball's just bouncing and I'm not flipping, it's called a bounce pass or a dead flip or a dead pass. And we're going to show you that, and that alone is probably going to increase your gameplay, like, tenfold. Where I let the ball hit the flipper, but I didn't flip and it just bounced over, and then I caught it, that's called a bounce pass. These are called slingshots. Oh, okay.
22:51
Let's see if I can get another. I'm going to try to tug it. There you go. All right. Let's try that again.
23:04
Beautiful. Bounce, bounce. Just like that. So you don't flip at it. See, and that's what we were talking about. It's like the less you flip, the more in control, actually, the ball is.
23:28
And I went through an empty lane up there. Right there. to see where it... I knew that trajectory it was going to hit here and bounce over here. So you just don't flip. And what that does is it absorbs most of its momentum and lets it come over to the other flipper, depending on what side, with an ease of catching it and cradling it. What do we got here? You guys watch Trailer Park Boys because that's a fucking hilarious show. Yeah, it is a hilarious show. Did we say something Trailer Park Boys related? Have you seen Trailer Park Boys? No?
24:10
You might be bored. It'll get more interesting here in a bit, folks. So, honestly, it's anywhere. But the closer it gets to this plastic, the more in trouble you are. Because if it accidentally hits that plastic, it's just going to go straight down. But for the most part, 90% of it, it hits the flipper. You just have to read it when it's coming down.
24:39
Don't touch my deer. So Nick's going to choose a lit lane. There you go. There's the bounce pass. See, if he would have flipped, he would have shot the ball out of control and not knowing where it was going to go.
24:58
That's called a drain. And that's called a tilt. That's fine. In case you weren't aware of what a tilt was. Please explain how you decide to let it hit your flipper or when to flip. What are the angles?
25:12
What? If it's coming from the middle of the play field or slower, and it's coming toward one of your flippers, so I would say if it's coming from about here, like if the peak of the velocity is somewhere around here, Yeah. It's going to stop and then fall, and then right about there is enough speed to bounce, come over here and catch it. Yep, then you would cradle it. If it's coming and flying down a ramp at high speed, then there's really, if you're going to let it bounce, then it's just going to bounce all the way back up into the game. If it's going too fast, that is not a good time to let it dead bounce or bounce fast because... I would say roughly, maybe this will be good math to do one day, but I would say it takes about... Like half court. About half court gives you about a sixth-inch bounce over this one. So it really takes a lot of the velocity out. But if you have a lot of speed coming, you might as well flip or try to do a drop catch, which is something a lot more advanced that you'll see Jack do a lot. He's really good at it. But that way you can, like, suck the energy out. That's something you don't have to worry about. I would just concentrate on, like, slowing it down, and then once you have a clean shot, boom. And then waiting for it to slow down and clean shot. So there's a really good chance that when this ball comes out of the pop bumpers, it's either going to fly over here and come down to this flipper where you don't have to flip and it'll come over here and you just catch it, or it's going to come straight down towards this flipper, in which case it's going to bounce over here. And if it comes straight down the middle, the game's just being a piece of crap to you.
26:44
So remember to go through a lit lane, and you're good. All right. Buttons. You're fine, you're fine.
27:02
Not being nice to you. So right there when you flipped, if you hadn't flipped, it would have bounced off the flipper and came over here and you could have cradled it and shot away. I just got really excited. You should be excited. It's pinball. It is exciting. So launch it and just let it fall. If you want to pull the plunger, you can do that too. That's exciting.
27:21
You don't want to ruin your fun time. Whoa. Oh. Wow. So Katrina just did something interesting. She held the right flipper down. Hold your left flipper up. All right, shoot it.
27:34
Right flipper. All right, lift. Hold the left flipper up. You're good. Hold the right flipper up. JD it. It's fine. JD just taught you how to JD. Yeah, you just learned my special move. So the, let's see.
27:55
It's really hard to let it just hit the blip. It is because it's scary, but I promise you the first five times you let it happen, because here's the deal. We're not playing for money. You didn't put anything in here. You could drain as much as you want. If you want to pull the plunger and just walk away, there's really no repercussions, and this is the best time to practice because if you put cash in here, yeah, you're going to flip because you want to make sure you're in total control of what's happening. But let that ball just bounce. and if it's like bouncing and it's moving slowly like very little momentum around the top of a flipper if you just hold the flipper up it's just gonna rest it's just gonna come back down and live right here and then you can choose where to go from there oh I guess I'm up yo win it bro also our scores are incredible we're winning we're teaching those who cannot do it oh that's a Oh, I don't want to. I don't want that.
28:54
Watch this. Bounce. Cradle. That's it. I don't believe that, by the way. Everybody's a teacher. Everybody's a great teacher. Fuck that phrase. I hate that phrase. No one hates anything. I hate that phrase.
29:09
Good explainer. Yeah, totally. Hog, welcome, buddy. I wish I was in there today. Dr. Starkweather, you're more than welcome to come. you just will not have a lower third, because I keep forgetting to make it.
29:26
Alright, so I got enough ramps to get my multiball lit, and each one of these three big lights here are the multiballs. Jam is for the ramps, so I got like five or six ramps, whatever that is, which got jam multiball lit. To start any multiball, you go up the right ramp, and that's going to feed this cannon If I did it. So, as a general rule, the game rules, you might not remember, but absorb as much of the flipper stuff that we teach you as possible because that translates to pretty much every game Yeah if you ever have one of those three lit always shoot for the right ramp because that what gets the multiball started And then we get to see you freak out playing a multiball.
30:16
Thanks, yeah, the graphics are fun. No, that is not typical of most games. I guess that's why I said that when he was explaining it. Multi-balls are all, like, rules and shots and everything are all different on all machines. And Nick gets angry.
30:32
$21.94 in IFPA. Beat my dad. Nice. Beat my dad. Good win, bro. I, oh, gross. We suck. Yeah, we, maybe you shouldn't be listening to us. All right, here's what you do. So go ahead and launch it. Remember, and by the way, this, like, flashing lit shot, That's something that carries over to a lot of newer games. That'll happen on Batman and Metallica and stuff like that. What's that? The flashing shot when you first plunge it. That's your skill shot. And then just remember it needs to be empty after you've collected that.
31:11
You can go left and right depending on... You did. Hold the flip up. There you go. So use this to shoot the cannon at this lightning bolt. Okay.
31:24
Almost. It's all good. You've got a nice bounce pass in there. I don't know. I got two. Jost. Jost bounce pass. I think you should not put it in the blinky light.
31:35
It's a little confusing at first. Also, something I noticed, there was a chance where, like, so the ball was, like, just hovering right here. Had you just held your flipper up? Just think like, you know, if you threw like a little rock up and you could hold your arm up and it was a big shovel, you could just catch that. Like, it'll just, if it's just hovering right there, go ahead and hold your flipper up and it'll stop the ball for you.
31:56
So, lit lane. You got this. Lit lane. Ah! That's the three-point. Hold it. Freaking beautiful. You know what you just did? That's a live catch and that was incredible. So, now you get to pick what you want to shoot for. So what do you want to shoot for here?
32:15
I would say you would want this ramp right here. Now, where the ramp shot is on the flipper is let the ball, once you release, let the ball roll about three-quarters of the way down and then shoot.
32:30
You damn near got it. Yep. And you hit it on the left flipper up. Fucking beautiful. Now, same thing. Three-quarters down, right ramp.
32:41
It's all good. Dude, that was it. Good ball. Good game. That was a good live catch. That was a solid cradle.
32:48
We're going to try this again. Okay. Are you ready? Yeah. Okay. Let's do it. We're going to try this again. We're going to teach you. Have you practiced that a few more times, and then we're going to battle. Okay. You get the two games. We get the one. I like it. And what should the winner get? Free beer. Well, I think we all won in that regard.
33:08
The losers get no more free beer. losers get no more free beer wait are we playing circle of death with pinball that's just filling up on water nice and hydrated did you give her a shout out my man did you see your sports graphic do you want to oh it's incredible let's see if we blow this up are you ready? yeah don't have a seizure looking at this you look serious dude you look freaking serious yeah winner chooses the beer for all that photo looks familiar well the thing is we all have we only have Miller Lite right now, so there is no going down from there.
34:13
Yeah, that was from the Christmas party. Yeah. You have much more here now. You know what? I'm going to play Thunderstruck. Why not?
34:23
Thunderstruck! So remember, you can go left and right with these buttons. When that thing's blinking, you can push it left, right, however many times you want.
34:33
Ooh, man. So we usually use the cannon to hit the bell, but I would recommend just shooting for the light. Here, I'll show you. Shoot the lightning bolt like that.
34:50
So you got tricky? Yep. Instead of unranked, can you put future champ? your title says unranked, but they want it to say future champ, which I think we can change.
35:07
Next time, folks, next time. We're going to train the crap out of her and she's going to end up destroying us.
35:18
We're going to train the literal crap out of you. Because I hate pooping. Oh, I get it, I get it, I get it. future champ that I ever seen.
35:38
JD! I haven't done a real JD in a long time. By the way, that is my favorite song by ACDC. Shook me all night long. Oh, I love that song. It's kind of a fun mode, and I think still shook me as better for... Beginners? Beginners. But, okay. Do a game of Shredder. Well, here's the deal. Do a game of Thunderstruck. I disagree because you've got to get the ball back up there.
36:00
But I only got it up there once, and I got a mil and a half. You weren't shooting any shots to get it up there. No. Right. That's what I mean. No, but... I already have her score from last game.
36:13
What sounds better to you? Pop bumpers or those blue targeted things? I think we should do one of each. All right. Do one for Shook Me, because Shook Me is all your points come from it bouncing around in there. Okay. And to get the ball back up there, you have to shoot that shot. or that shot. If you can nail that shot, then I'm going to give you $100 on purpose.
36:35
Shoot for it. I'm just going to do it for all the time. So your primary goal here is to launch your ball, get it in the thing, whatever. If you want to multi-ball, start feeling out these ramps. If you want to try shooting that shot to get it up in the pop bumpers, feel it out. Okay. But this shot, remember, is a little, like on or a little after three quarters of the way down the flipper. Okay. And that is much later. I want to say like 85%. Yeah. If that's zero and that's 100, 85% to shoot it up there. Would it be opposite that one? So to make your shots off of this flipper, I think that ramp is a little later, so that might be like 80. I wouldn't want to shoot for the left ramps with the left slipper. You can. You have to shoot. So if it's cradled on the slipper, if you're holding it up, and you let it go, what happens is the second you let it go, let it roll for like a millisecond and shoot it, and it'll backhand right up the ramp. You don't want any of these modes, I'm telling you right now. There you go.
37:43
There's no points in them. The doink shots may be better. Thunderstruck. You know, try shook me. Try shook me. So remember, lit lane, let it bounce.
37:55
Kill it, buddy. Yep. Oh, hell yeah. No, that was freaking great. Big money. Cheap. Let it bounce. Oh, you're good. Let it bounce. Yep. You just got to be ready with the other flipper.
38:16
Oh, beautiful. You're practicing it. That's all that matters. Hold it up. There you go. Hold it. Freaking beautiful. It was awesome. Look at this. You've played 100% longer than you have previously. Yeah. So you want to shoot for this guy to get it back into the pop bumpers. So it's super late on the flipper.
38:39
Yep, just a little earlier. That was close. Hell yes to that. So now, if you want to backhand this tight shot, you can. The second you let that go, hit it again.
38:54
Oh, wow. Maybe a little too early. You're doing great. Oh, my God. This is it. Remember, late on the flipper. Really late. 85%. It's a little later.
39:07
Nice. Holy crap, dude. You're killing it. Do it again. You freaking nailed it. All right. Trust the bounce. Oh, hell yeah. Life catches work, too. All right. So, remember, you've got to do it early, but not as early as you did it before. Okay. Yeah.
39:27
Well, you backhanded the wrench, so shoot your cannon at the lightning bolt here. Hell yes, dude. You're already killing us.
39:37
All right. Catch that crap. Hold it up. Beautiful. You do not want to shoot those on purpose. Ever. Ever, ever. No matter what mode you're in. Either go for the ramp or the orbit. Either way, you're going to hit something over there.
39:56
A little late. Bounce. Oh. Yes. Perfect. Launch it. Sexy. Dude, she's whooping us right now. This is great.
40:18
Dude. You're fine. You just got like 8 million compared to our 1 million. So, you can go shift me again if you feel comfortable making those shots that go up there. Or you can pick that mode where you accidentally hit these targets. But honestly, you were making your shots. Yeah. So, I'd stick with that. Okay. Yeah, go for it. So, I'm also player four. Yep.
40:42
Remember, lit lane. Lit lane. Okay. Now you want empty lanes. Hold. Okay. Hold on. Hold that. Let me just tell you something.
40:59
I am so proud of you right now, I can't even handle it. I've got a stomachache watching that. That just hurt my feelings. And you just nailed it. Katrina, I'm telling you, practice not flipping. you're going to destroy everyone. Nail that fucking guy.
41:15
Use the cannon. You can use the cannon to hit that shot too, or the lightning bolt. Whatever you want. Yeah.
41:21
Yep. It didn't make it up. That's fine. Here it comes. Wait. Nice post... Oh. Hold it. All right, shoot it. It's not going to stay.
41:33
It just had a little too much momentum on it. Good lane switch too. beautiful shoot that orbit hell yeah this is it she's blowing it up already get rid of it it won't stay yep if it has too much momentum it won't stay on the flipper hold it you could have held that but you backhanded the ramp oh no this is Perfect. Hold it. That'll stay. That'll stay. No, you're doing stuff that we need to do. Okay, whatever. You're fine. I mean, I'm one with the ball. You are. You are a ball. So, now you can keep going back up to the pops, or you can start working towards your multi-ball by hitting this rim.
42:28
Little later. Neither. Little later. Solid gold. Holy crap. No. Katrina, right here, bud. current champ look at that there it is the great ball current champ the secret to playing pinball is knowing when to not play pinball she's already whooping us folks t-shirts folks yeah you're up to 12 more than half a million and we're up to 12 she's like yeah I know Oh, that happens. That happens. We actually give dollars to points here. Yeah, there's only one good moment.
43:17
In his life. Thunder. Ramp, please. Thanks, Mom. That was Nick burping. So depending on how you got your multiball is what you want to shoot for. So jam is the ramp.
44:07
Album is the target bank. Honestly, I don't think you should even worry about the rules of this game. We just want you to get good with flipper stuff. Because if you never drain, you win. That's all that matters. Don't drain, win the game.
44:24
Draining is losing your ball. Okay. These are flippers. That's a slingshot. What's a button? This is a button. Okay.
44:38
When there's a lane that goes through a flipper, that's called an in lane. When there's a lane that goes through the drain, that's called an out lane.
44:46
These are ramps. These are targets. These are drop targets because they go down. Yeah. These little pop things back here, those are pop bumpers. Yeah. You got it. You're already a pro.
45:01
Train. Oh, thanks, Mom. That was an everybody-out-of-the-pool moment right there. That was good. I saw somebody tweet, exclamation point, O.P. Or E.O., something close to that. E.O. is everybody-out-of-the-pool. That's our thing. It wasn't a pinball guy. It was just random dude. Oh, it might be O.P. Because I think that sabotages our stream. Thanks. O.P.? No, it wasn't a Twitch thing. There you go. Everybody out of the pool. It was like a Twitter thing. Super Panda, staying on top of it. All right, here we go.
45:42
Read the things. Katrina, if you want to read this and tell us what they're saying, you're more than welcome to. I think we're caught up right now. That's why I'm here. No, you... All right, get out of here. Go drink your beer.
46:01
Folks, thanks again for coming. We're teaching our friend Katrina here how to play some pinball. And she's already whooping our butts.
46:11
I got the salt ready to go. Yeah, when she wins, buddy, I'm going to need all sorts of that. Because I'm a beast salty.
46:23
Oh, and rubbing salt on the wounds. That's right. That works. Wow, that's so smart. Jaden, welcome back. Hog, it's an exclamation point.
46:44
No. Well, I mean, I know them because they come to the stream and they're awesome. That might be a little too much, though, Panda.
46:55
Yeah, it looks like a ham, but an airplane. A ham plane. A clam. Oh, a clam, yeah. A clam plane. All right. Where's Nick sitting here?
47:19
He's hit enough shook me targets to light up his shot. All right, Katrina. So, lit lane. Lit lane.
47:31
Let it bounce. These shots are late. Okie dokie. Cradle it when you can. Cradle to the grave. It's a hand plane. Yeah.
47:47
Also, don't hold the right flipper down. Wait, it's back. No. Okay, that brings up another good point that we need to tell you. Okay.
48:01
Don't flip both flippers at the same time if you don't have to. Okay. Okay? Because what could have happened there is one of those flippers could have tipped the other ball over here, and you could have shot it away. Ah, gotcha. Yeah.
48:12
There are circumstances where you'll find yourself matching it because it's coming right down the middle. Yeah? It's hard to avoid, but try not to hold the flipper up longer than you need to. Like, after you make a shot, don't, like, just let your hand hold it open. Okay. And try not to flip both at the same time. But you're going to kill it. So, lit lane. Lit lane.
48:32
Lit lane, let it bounce. Right goes right, left goes left. Oh, yeah. Beautiful, beautiful. Nothing you can do about that. Don't sweat it.
48:51
That's just the nature of not nailing a ramp all the way. They're sort of designed to screw with you. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, they're kind of like aiming towards the drain if you don't hit them. Fancy beer.
49:03
Lightning flippers? These aren't lightning flippers. These are just regular flippers. Regular flippers, folks.
49:15
Thundar. Thundor. Thunderstroke. Blumberstrobe. Boomer chute. Pull the boomer chute.
49:31
That's called wafting it down. It doesn't really do anything, but I think it does. It's like blowing on it. It's creating a breeze.
49:40
It's like, hey, hey, bud, come on over here. You want to hang out? Oh, no, dude. No, I don't care. I'm gonna make this look good, oh shit, mom, oh boy, I wanted that bell, girl, you crazy,
50:20
It's called playing with your food. I don't know. Five million for this, if I hit it. And that's a drain. Was that ball three?
50:38
Farts. I think I just wasted my VIP passes. Oh, it is. Okay. Regular flippers. I don't think Stern Games use lightning on any of theirs. Yeah, that's right. Oh. What, my empty beer?
50:50
I'll go get another beer, folks. So come with me. Let's make dad noises. You guys can talk shit while I'm gone because no one will hear you.
51:02
Welcome to the fridge. Hey, everybody. I'm walking to the fridge. Grab another beer. Throw the beer away.
51:13
You learned something? Yeah. Oh, Logan? Oh, right on, dude. Folks, one second. I hope it's disgusting.
51:41
No video. Mummy scene. Oh, here we go. Behind the scenes. Is that what you needed to decide what... You just dick-butted me.
52:04
Folks, yeah, sorry. Okay, that was good. That was good. Jake just dick-butted me. Well, what's that? What's a dick-butt? Dick-butt? Yeah. It's a meme. It's a cartoon thing. Is it a meme? No, it's a drawing of a dick with a butt, and it's got a happy face.
52:27
Yeah. This is going to... Super Panda, I'm back. Sorry about that. Don't mean to creep you out. Remember, left is left, right is right. And it can go in a circle, too.
52:41
Pop it. You're good. Beautifully. Beautifully done. Oh, hell yeah. Yep, the hop over. What? What are you doing? Cradle it? Oh, beautiful. Pretty close, pretty close. Dude, you're... Yeah, you are... You destroyed Nick. Yeah, with the first one.
53:18
Alright, so now we're going to play for reals. I want to see if you can use the skills that you've attained and blow it up. I'll give you some heads up.
53:35
What? Oh, yeah, know your meme, dick butt. What's that meme? Well, when you're done playing, I'll show you a dick butt. What's a meme? What is a meme?
53:51
That's Nick Campbell there, folks. He doesn't know what anything is. Dick butt, is that a movie? Is that a movie?
54:03
Oh, here it is. I'll open it. Woo-hoo! That's a dick butt. He's cute. He's a dick with a butt, but then he's got a dick in his butt.
54:20
All right, folks, language. I'm sorry. Let's get back to this. Nick, if you open that second tab up and open it, that's it.
54:35
He's a dick with another dick coming out of his butt. All right. All right, folks. Thanks again for coming to Deathlit Pinball. We're teaching our friend Katrina here how to play just general pinball flipper skills and stuff, not necessarily ACDC in general.
54:51
And she is already whipping our butts. Here we go. Also, what we're doing is I'm playing player one. No, I'm playing player two. Nick is player one. Katrina is player three and four. We're going to add up her scores to compete against us. We're pretty sure she's going to whoop our ass.
55:14
Yeah, she's beating it. Beating it. I love that. Hurls, burls. Cute move, bro. Do you even know what a meme is? It's a memmy. It's a memograph.
55:40
Holy shoes. This starts. I think Katrina's going to do this. All right, Katrina. Take it home, bud. So you want, hold on. Okay. Pick your song.
55:54
Can I do whatever? You can do whatever. Whatever you feel comfortable doing. Shook me seemed to be your money maker. it's also my favorite song I used to sing this every morning before school in fifth grade in the mirror let there be rock I think that might be my favorite one nice catch you know I feel like you're messing with us because you're doing some stuff right now.
56:35
Oh my God, it's perfect. Beautiful save. Oh my God. Cannon. Cannon. Shoot the jackpot. Pizza fan, how many times do I have to come in here and see you dudes not eating pizza?
57:00
Pizza doesn't go well with I mean, not while you're playing it. Right, because your hands get nasty. Yeah, it's not a pinball friendly school. If we had someone feeding us pizza while playing pinball. Also, you've got everyone else's hands all over the flippers. Good freaking ball, dude. Keep that rocking.
57:19
Yo. Dude, that's it. There's the Wikipedia definition of meme. Ah, yeah, I'll look it up later. We got people in the chat cheering for you, buddy. Aw, yeah. Tense, fenced.
57:38
You got it, though. Left and right. You got this. Oh, stay up there, baby. Oh. Dude, the bounces are unreal.
58:00
You're fine. We're done for, folks. Thanks for coming, Tents. Oh, you just wiped that target back down. Yep.
58:18
Oh, beautiful. All right, cannon to shoot the lightning bolt again. This is two and a half million. Oh.
58:27
Hold it. Oh, geez, this is great. The hop over is incredible. All right, you're smoking us. You almost beat Nick on your second ball. You're definitely destroying me.
58:52
No more pointers, all right. Jaded says no more pointers. We can't lose. He's definitely better than me. Nice saves. Yeah, Hog, honestly, the first thing we'd like to teach anyone is don't flip unless you need to. And she is taking that very seriously. It's all about Zen. Be the ball. Where's the good guy on the train? Right.
59:19
Unless he paid to play. Oh, she said drain. Wow, did you see that? That's called a drain. He just drained. That's a stupid drain. I don't think he found it. I don't think anyone's got it. Thanks, Katrina. Do I get to play?
59:34
You get to play Jack's Jitty Ball. All right. Points, please. I'll take one McPoints, please. One McPoints.
59:54
Oh that went all the way over Cool burp dude Am I Spider-Man? Oh. I'd like to think that you just asked if I was Spider-Man.
60:39
Spidering? I thought that was... Oh, yeah, spidering. No, that's what you do on the toilet so you can both go to the bathroom at the same time.
60:48
Yeah. Oh, you can do it on a swing to get more momentum. Jeez Louise. No, that's the disgusting thing that Chad likes to talk about.
61:19
Gotcha. Oh, you... You... Woo! Everybody! I just got frickin' screwed. You know what? I got my add-a-ball naturally. But your 2x was running out. But I drained, so now I get to save those shots. I can do it. Yeah.
61:42
Yeah, you know what to do. Flashing lane. Right goes right, left goes left. Beautiful. Oh, my God.
61:53
It's fine. You had it. You saved it, so it doesn't matter. You know what? You're trusting those more than I was thinking you would, and it's going to make you 100 times better than we are.
62:08
Oh, get that right ramp, because there's a multiball waiting for you. Yep. Solid. Solid gold. Solid gold, solid gold. Don't be nervous.
62:19
Yep. Whenever you feel like you want to hit it. That was a moment where you got crotched. It was moving slow enough that you probably could have held it up, but it would have rolled off your slipper, but you got crotched. That's that, like, 5% where you shouldn't have trusted.
62:40
Always trust, always trust. Yeah, tense. We started streaming about three weeks ago, two weeks ago? This is our fourth game. This is our fourth game that we've done.
63:01
So this is a pretty recent thing. We play one game for an entire week to show everyone how to blow the thing up, or if we have questions, we'll ask you guys. And in this circumstance, Katrina's here, and we're just helping her learn how to get acclimated with pinball in general. So I'm a little behind here. I'm going to look for what I need, five ramps. I need a lot of everything. Two then.
63:25
So I'm just going to go for ramps now. I hope I get some bumpers. Whooping it. Oh. Just imagine like eight-year-old Jack Danger waking up in the morning, standing in the mirror, stinging this into a hairbrush. It was a pro. With a giant pro. With a giant pro because... Oh, is that when you had your pro? Oh, you know, when I had my pro, no big deal.
63:58
Nice. Well, Dr. Starkweather, a fellow Deadfoot member, is driving Nightbot right now. We'll stay with Hillsbill.
64:20
Hillsbill. Shook'em, shank'em's all night long. And it's going to be naked. That was a big move, bro. So if I even touch this game any more than I am, it's going to tilt. So right now, do you know what a tilt bob looks like? A what? A tilt bob, the thing that makes the game tilt. So imagine there's a metal ring with a thing hanging inside of it. That's the tilt bob. So when the metal thing hanging, the pendulum, touches the metal ring, that makes it danger. And if it hits it three times, it tilts. So what I did there is I hit it, and it just started rattling, and it gives you one big move that you're allowed to do, but if you touch it any more, enough for it to hit that metal ring again, you're done. It just turns the flippers off. You start crying because it kicks you.
65:16
Steve Ritchie will yell at you. Everybody get up. Thanks, Steve Ritchie. All right, Katrina, you are already beating Nick, but now if you double both of your scores, you win this. Now, you have album multiball lit on this ball. Yeah. That right ramp. That right ramp is calling your name. And you will absolutely beat both of us.
65:51
The plumb bob. Thank you. That's what it's called. Oh, Breaking Dead, sorry. Yeah, I guess that was a little weird. What? Explaining how tilts work with a beer bottle in my hand. Like this? Everyone's weird about everything on the internet. There's a dick with a dick on it. Yeah, a dick butt. So you can use a beer bottle and a hole. It's fine.
66:17
Holy crap, she got it. Use that to shoot the bell. It's fine. Honestly, just keep... Well... No, don't drain. Just keep playing normally. He's teaching you something per the mode you're in, but you just need to learn how to play a multiball, depending on the game you're in. Honestly, this is all you've got to do. Keep shooting. Don't ever stop shooting.
66:45
I'll bring your multiball back to life once you drain. She has 2x rolling. This middle button, don't hit it yet. when we say hit it, start hitting it. Okay?
67:02
Just keep going. Keep going. Match it, match it, match it. Yep, start playing more. Your multiball is all going to come back. You're done, you're done.
67:12
Oh my God, you're taking it. You are killing us right now. Holy crap. Shoot everything ever. You're fine. Everyone gets sweaty.
67:31
Everyone poof. Alright. Get back to it. Get back to it. So, stop it. Oh my god, yeah. Alright, Katrina. You pretty much beat mine and Nick's scores combined on one ball. So here's what you're going to do. Get back to it. If you want another multi-ball, go for the ramps.
67:54
But yeah, just keep playing. for funsies. Nothing's for funsies anymore that you know how to play. Whoa, watching you on my Xbox One and it keeps freezing. Yo, you need an Xbox Two, man. Xbox Two? Yeah. If you still have the one Xbox, does that thing even have an Xbox? No, that's the newest Xbox. Xbox One, the new one? Yeah. Katrina, you just murdered us. And you got another ball. Holy crap. Always keep doing that. Xbox 360. Yeah. They're like 360 was stupid. We, we went too far. Isn't that Xbox 360? Are you sure? Nice bounce.
68:57
I think the next thing you're ready to learn, I guess, is how to shake the game a little bit. That was awesome. Katrina, holy crap. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Oh, I get one? Wait, but seriously, what did they call the first Xbox? Folks, what was the first Xbox called? It was called Xbox One. Xbox, the first one. It was Xbox, Xbox 360, and then Xbox One. because they're morons. Thank you. Then the next one's going to be called First Xbox.
69:34
The first Xbox OG. Yeah, Xbox Originals. What's OG mean? It means... Xbox, the beginning. Microsoft can't count as proven by Windows 8 equals Windows 10. The first Xbox? Is that taken? I'm sure that's coming out I'm going to switch out my strategy since I've been losing so bad I'm a little tired today drink some more beer I mean water this isn't beer this might as well just say beer on it beer in quotes beer so I'm going to go for the one stands for all in one as in your entertainment center oh that's dumb Shaded. Nice. All right.
70:28
So it's my time. Wait, what did she win? Wait, you get to drink no more beer. You don't have to drink this crappy beer anymore.
70:37
You can go have another fancy beer. Okay, because I've been drinking the fancy beer. Well, go drink more.
70:43
Okay. No, you're fine. Are those ours? No. I'll explain in a second. You're fine. I gave Jimmy $50 to pay for all the beer we've been drinking yeah but that doesn't mean we get to drink more no yes and no and you bought a million lights because it was the only thing available from Costco don't buy beer at Costco folks don't buy beer at Costco alright I love you Jack when are you able to start making money by streaming from Twitch when you're partnered. Yes, when you're partnered. Then we can have a subscribe button. But what we're going to do, folks, is if it ever gets to that point, any and all money that comes to this stream is going to charity. Which I should say, my buddy, Brett,
71:35
donated $50 today. Brett donated $50 today. Thank you, Brett. That was awesome. Thank you so much. If you folks want to also be awesome, there's a blue box for Extra Life down below this stream. It's an awesome charity for sick kids. go donate some money, a dollar, five dollars, whatever you think you're wanting to do. You're awesome for it, and thank you so much. That's awesome. Costco has two brothers. Oh, it does.
72:00
Tradition. Welcome, brother. How many fish cakes does it have? Aw, the dunks. Do you know any fish jokes? Yeah, we told all the fish jokes. Do you know any ACDC jokes? Yeah, do you know any ACDC jokes?
72:14
Wait, do you know any bad jokes? What do you got? I mean, I know all the jokes from A-Z-Z-Z. A-Z-Z-Z? A-Z-Z-Z. Oh, A-Z-Z-Z. I get it. I get it. Tradition, that's awesome that you're coming to the event, man. Make sure to come up and slap me in the back of the head so I know it's you.
72:37
Jaded, we own all these pins, except for the one that was just donated to us, the Dark Knight Batman machine. Our friend Gavin, who's an operator, brought it over yesterday for us to play all next week.
72:57
Gross. Oh, man, I might just play this for the song. Plus, we're going to play Highway to Hell. You know what? Can we fix that eventually?
73:14
Gavin said you could fix it from underneath by just bending it. I will. Why don't after this game, I open it up with the stream on. Oh, do you folks want to see what the inside of a pinball machine looks like? No. Because we're going to fix that. I was going to stream my Star Trek Premium Vengeance machine on PlayStation 4 right now, but I saw your stream. Tense. We're not trying to compete with anybody. Except for us here. So if you're in Chicago, come here and fight us. Yeah.
73:44
Cheers to him. Plus you get free beer. That's the perks of being a guest on our show. Smell like that.
73:51
Brought to you by Miller Lite. Remember your dad? This is all he drank. Miller Lite. The new bottles, I seriously... The cans. I cannot stop thinking about my dad. The cans? It's all you can think of. It's like, hey, it's your dad.
74:07
I'm going to play Highway to Hell, which sucks. No, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to play... For those about to rock, this mode freaking sucks. And it opened up for me yesterday, so I'm going to try it again.
74:24
This mode, Katrina, is all... Every shot to the ramp feeds a cannon, and you have to keep shooting the damn cannon. And it just rockets the ball everywhere. I absolutely hate Miller Lite. Put up your boots.
74:39
Beer snobbery. Yeah, man, if I'm drinking the crap beer, I guess High Life is it. Oh, you didn't have to drink a Miller Lite.
74:53
Beer snobbery. What should we be drinking right now? I did a last-minute stupid shopping trip at... Costco. I do love that little Kirby gif of him wanting to punch me in the face.
75:14
Thank you. All right, Katrina. All right, someone say something tastes like piss. To me, Miller and Bud tastes like piss. Oh, okay.
75:27
18 bottles for like 12 bucks. Okay. Yeah, that's good. Uh, thanks, Tense. By the way, Tense, we do this Monday through Friday, 5 o'clock. We haven't missed a day. Every day? Every freaking day. Cool. Yeah. By the way, whenever you want to come back and practice some more, holler at us. Okay.
75:50
Taco equals heaven. Agreed. Taco? Oh, tacos equal heaven. You took your shirt off, Ding Dong. Oh, no, you're wearing a deep V.
76:03
Am I wearing it to it or not? I'm a big fan of Firestone Walker Double Jack. Have you had that before? It sounds delicious. What is it? Firestone Walker Double Jack. So, you got crushed. I saw this. It's fine. You're fine. It's got flour in it. Wait. Pick your mug.
76:25
Shake it. Beautiful. Oh, dang, you guys. Yep. She knows what's up. Sorry, bud. Costco has a bunch of craft beers? Well, then I don't know. I jumped the gun on the Miller Lite. I typed in beer. I was like, what beer do you have? And they're like, oh, you want beer? Or do you want beer? And I clicked the wrong beer. It's like, do you want a capital B or a lowercase b? I got to tell you, the bottle is empty.
77:21
Beer not the one. Do I know Rich Huff of Midwest Pinball? Rich Huff? Yeah. I don't know. No, I can't say I do. Maybe his face. Name doesn't really sound familiar. All right, good start. Good start.
77:35
Good play all around. Everyone's a winner. Game's real. Giant gallon bottles of Jack Daniels and just swim in it. We'll fill up a kiddie pool.
77:47
Put a tarp down. Wash your feet. Drink some whiskey. Put a tarp down. Just put a tarp down. That's a good rule for anything you're doing. Put a tarp down.
77:57
Oh, God. You vacuuming? Put a tarp down. That doesn't make sense. Have you heard of the free gold watch in San Francisco? It's my friend's t-shirt shop, and he has over 40 pins there. Holy crap.
78:11
T-shirt shop, huh? No, I can't say I've heard of that. Our friend Molly runs a place out in L.A. called Pins and Needles. She has a bunch of pins there, and she is the tech at the 82 Bar, which is a pinball bar.
78:28
I think it's LA. I hear they're in different places. It's a big state, folks. Really? California is a pretty big state.
78:46
I'm sure they filled Tart set top, though. Put a tart down. You going to Tart? Yeah, right. They probably have a tart big enough to fit in the room.
78:55
Yo, let's tart this room. Tart this room right now. I thought blue tarps were the only tarps. They have clear tarps. That's not a thing. That's just plastic wrap. We got some of that right there.
79:11
You want to get wrapped up in plastic wrap? No, I don't either. So Nick is in the middle of a jam multi-ball. Jeez.
79:26
He's almost to my level now. He's crazy. Yeah. Yo, you're playing at Katrina level right now, buddy.
79:33
I wish. Tense. Yeah, the big Chicago Pinball Expo did just end. It was going through the weekend. And they had all the awesome new games that are coming out, too.
79:54
Pinball's Arcade. Do they have a Justin Bieber pinball machine? No. They have... What do they have? I'm not saying they specifically, but... I have not seen one.
80:09
I think... What's the goofiest one? Wait, not Beverly Hills Manor 2 and 0. What's the other one? Who's the owner of that? Yeah, what? Who's the blonde girl from that show? Yeah, Corey Spelling. Aaron Spelling. Yeah. There's an Aaron Spelling pinball machine. about Corey Spelling's dad.
80:34
There's only like three of them made. But there is more than one. And that's the weirdest pinball machine you've ever seen? A lot of people make their own like rethemed pinball machines that are sort of janky. Oh baby, Nick is blowing it up Oh yeah, the Buffy pinball machine Some guy rethemed the pin and made a Buffy the Vampire player Bad noises It's alright We're doing fine.
81:24
So Katrina, what else do you have going on? What's new with you? Tell these strangers more about you.
81:38
She's an animator. She's allergic to rhubarb. Her favorite pet is kangaroo. Pet? Yeah. Can you have a pet kangaroo? Maybe not in Chicago. Legally.
81:51
But who does anything legally anymore? If I found a finger in Chicago, I would keep it as a pet. Big Bang Bar has some gorgeous art. I just wish that game was a little more fun.
82:08
Whoa! Yeah, hence the artwork on Big Bang Bar is out of control. it's like that awesome detailed but like speed painted look that people do with like one size brush and just make it all look super sexy it's gorgeous my friend has a pet raccoon I had a pet fox when I was younger and then we went on vacation came back and it got cooked underneath the radiator because it got stuck there yeah it's not pretty bad Aaron's spelling looks thrilled about it the internet pinball database. Let's pull this up here.
82:53
Aw, he's so grumpy. He's so grumpy. Is that a pipe? No, that's about as big as it's going to get. He's the saddest dude.
83:14
About you? Why? What? Okay, Katrina, if you had a pinball machine about you, what would the play field look like? Would there be any, like, weird toys on there? Probably a bunch of cats. A bunch of cats. Yeah. They'd have a U-word. No, that would definitely be mine. There'd be one cat. Right, you'd have a cat. But what, like, there'd be, like, a Wacom tablet. Yeah, and, like, a computer. And a computer. And, like, all the latest technology. Are you... You don't have any hobbies? I have so many hobbies. Nick Campbell just played for a freaking hour.
83:53
Thanks for letting us play. 68. Good ball, man. Thanks, buddy. Good freaking ball. I chose my modes poorly. You chose poorly. Almost got crushed. For those about the ride? Yeah, I wanted to try it again because it was opening up for me. You want to do the cannon? Well, first I'm going to get the ball. You have to do the cannon.
84:21
The can-long. There you go. We salute you. Are you going to do the cannon? Why do you keep saying cannon? You mean bell?
84:35
Are you trying to say bell, buddy? I can't. Oh, there you go. Reach for the gold. Yeah, that means they're worth a lot. So if I had them doubled, they'd be ba-ba-ba-banging. So let's get my bell rolling here.
85:04
So the cannon hadn't settled down yet. Jam blit, too. Is it fall three? I don't understand how that happened. We know all the lyrics to these songs. There you go.
85:56
No balls. Oh, there you go. What time do you do that? It's called the ding-dong because I missed. The old criss-cross?
86:22
Nice day. Thank you, buddy. Yeah, yeah. I'll got you. You got that thing? I'm going to go over there and hit the button right now.
86:35
We're necking. Calm down. trying to tell secrets when you have a microphone around your throat it doesn't work by the way oh I already got my freaking thing I'm a ding dong
86:59
oh god please please please please don't tilt I love you I just got 2x and I want my cannons going Thanks mom Blue shoes He takes care of me Tells me to clean behind my ears Oh gross dude Yes Like Wash your butt I need one more I didn't have any momentum the beef oh man Starkweather you're correct I need a beef one too pound beef pound dick butt no we don't need dick butt pound everybody out of the pool no it's an exclamation point Why do you think pound? Pound. Xbox One. Hey, can you help me use my adult voice when I speak on this thing? Use your regular voice. You don't have to voice your manual voice. You can just use your normal voice. So that's not Jack Danger.
88:21
There we go. Future champ. Everybody out of the pool. Listen, I use my God-given high voice when I get excited. Yee-haw! You can too. Don't be a jerk. Yee-haw.
88:40
Yee-haw. No, there's no beginner's luck. Here's what's happening. You have one more ball. Lit lane. Let it bounce.
88:52
If it's barely moving over here, then just cradle it. If you think, if you can't trust. Yo, explanation, salt. No, the salt exists on Twitch without any, without anything. You just pop some page with salt? There's, it's like a, you just type something like this salt. I don't know. No, here, it's right here. You're really insulting. Oh, insulting.
89:16
You're insulting. Katrina. Doing great. You just type those things? So, PJ Salt. Can I borrow some points?
89:27
Yeah, yeah. Let's go over there. Look at that. Boom. One to one? I'll give them back to you. So you give them back to me when you're finished with them? Okay. Sure. Let me just borrow some points. I'm going to find out where I'm splitting.
89:43
I'm just going to borrow some points. I'm going to borrow everything. Kappa. Type and then Kappa space.
89:57
Those are called emojis dear Emoji time That our ball right there All right folks So I am 40 million behind Nick Campbell You can do it. I believe in you. And we're going to get out of for those about to rock. No, stay in it. Oh, we're going to stay in it. Yeah, sucker. I just got sabotaged.
90:25
You get points towards the ramp. You get points towards 2X if you go for the cannon. You get a lot going on. Will you stop saying cannon instead of bell?
90:41
Every time you start a ramp, it goes to the cannon. Yeah, but you... Okay. I can tell you're trying to say bell. I feel it. I'm not saying bell. I'm saying cannon. That's a cannon. I feel like you're trying to say bell. I don't say bell. I would never say that. I've never said that word in my life. I would never.
91:00
You like my jogging stance? Look at that, a mil and a half. It's like sometimes you fart, but you don't tell me.
91:18
All right, stay lit, because I'm going for you again, baby. You want some of that cannon? We salute you. Here you go, folks.
91:39
You're going to do it. Missed. Oh, carp. 3X, call your mama. Can someone go up a ramp, please? So 3X is about to end here. Wow. So I hit that ball at nothing about seven times.
92:37
Um, so I need ten million more, huh? Double rampage. You got this. Whoa. You got this, bro. Stop cheering me on. It makes me nervous. What? Oh, gosh. It's not a jackpot, don't worry.
93:03
Yes, it is. It's the hole one! It's the hole one. He got all of it. And he gets hold of it, folks. Good work. What happened? You got the song jackpot, which was worth 23 million points just for that one shot.
93:28
And hold them ahead. For those who thought it was a rock here, it looks like a pretty fun strategy. And he finishes the song.
93:43
And a pink target. Oh, I wanted that. Good money. Anyone say anything stupid over there?
94:10
What? Raising flippers, folks. J.D.'s coming for you, mama. Oh, my God. This is going to get real gnarly real quick. Oh, my God.
94:33
Good money. Y'all put your name on it. Please calm down. Please put your name on it.
94:39
You've got another multiple. I'll give you that. Just hit that. And we'll light up 3x here. How to play game, please.
95:08
How to play game, por favor. I got nervous. I couldn't figure out what to do there. But I hit my add-a-ball.
95:26
Yes, it is. It's gone. I've hit it twice, yeah. Yeah, the rules on this game get a little crazy sometimes. It's like a post-it comments of the third time when it flashes like three years ago.
95:52
What is that? It's a meme. Oh, that felt good. Give that a second to breathe. That's got to be on the board.
96:07
Raise up dongers. Fun door. Other channels are working fine now. Might want to ask Jeeves. Ask Jeeves.
96:23
That's laughing, right? Is that a movie? Can I ask him a question? Ask Jeeves. That was a satisfactory ball. Thank you, Bear Snobbery. Night ball.
96:40
It felt satisfactory. Thanks for the shout out too my man Katrina is killing it Shoot for what you want Get the jerk pot Little later So Katrina also If you feel more comfortable Let it come all the way down Because it will start coming back up and you can shoot the ball up and away instead of down and towards. I thought you could use that as well. Right, that's some advanced stuff. You can do it if you want. That's how you get two and three exhaling is through the bell. You can hit it with your flipper, but I use it because that's a nice clean hard shot to the bell. What? No! I'm going to flip it over. Hold on. You should tilt the game. Oh, pardon me. I think it's me. It is.
97:58
Katrina Zimmerman. Yo, good one, bro. So, folks, here's the deal. I like this because the first day we streamed, I got Grand Champ on this machine. Second day we streamed, I think I got third or fourth place on this. Right. Now, the third day we streamed, I got first place. We'll try to keep this ball rolling. What time we got? It is 6.30. I have to go. You have to leave? Yeah. Okay.
98:29
Well, then we're going to call it. Actually, I'll play for a little bit longer because I have to work.
98:35
So I'll just keep the stream. Yeah, I'll fucking battle. One more game. Do you have to leave or do you want one more? I think I have to leave. Fine. Let me check my phone. Let's wave at everybody. I'm going to Yuzu. Yuzu? What's that? Is that a movie? Sushi. You're going to sushi? I'm going to sushi. With your boyfriend? Can you just bring it here? I want sushi.
99:03
Are you mad at sushi right now? I can't because it would blow my mind. Eating all that sushi. Yo, I'd eat some pizza right now.
99:13
Whoa. Watch your mouth. Oh, God. You going to open up the machine? Yes, we are. We're going to open up the machine. Go get the keys, buddy.
99:22
We have the left eyeball on our lower play field is leaning up against a post right now, so we have to bend it and then we're going to be good.
99:35
Open the machine before your eyes. Get ready. It's going to blow your mind. Also, don't stick your hands in there. What machine are you talking about? This one. We're going to pull the glass off. We're going to open up the play field, push it up, and we're going to fix that ding-dang target.
99:54
What is the best strategy for getting a metric shit ton of points on ACDC? Multi-ball. Go for jam multi-ball at all times. Just keep milking the ramps. The real way to get like $200,000, $300,000, $400,000 million is to save up your song jackpot through the entire ball and wait until it's at $50 million or so. Then 2X or 3X with your bell. And then collect it twice. Once through the song itself on album or tour and once with the cannon. And if you're at $50 million on your song jackpot, which isn't too crazy, you can collect it once at 3X at $150. Yep, that's $150 million for one cannon shot. And then, but before your cannon, you can collect it through the song. Sure, song jackpot. Then you collect it through your cannon for the same amount. And that would be like, that's like $300 million for doing almost both. That's like... For working your ass off. That's like a perfect game to do that, but that's really the way these people are getting super high. Are you blinding me?
101:01
All right, folks, we're going to open this up. There was a guy on Pinside that got two bills from Encore. You know what tradition? For as long as we've had this, we've never gotten to Encore.
101:14
Yeah, you're going to want to ding-dong those balls up. Yeah, ding-dong that. Yeah, what, are you taking gross photos? Yeah, ding-dong that. Get it, get it. Yo, you gonna re-watch this while you're eating sushi?
101:31
I couldn't be more jealous right now that you're eating sushi. You guys want to come? Like your boyfriend wants us to go eat sushi with you. He'll be fine.
101:43
Hey! Okay, so, can you see? What can you see? Here, we'll turn this so you can see flashing lights. This is where the lower play field is, this whole thing. Yep. Can you put your hands there again so I can aim this? This area is where I'm going to work. Beautiful. Mark Sheridan.
102:03
Mark Sheridan. It's the right part? Mark Sheridan, we're fixing our lower play field. Yeah, it's the far left one. Our lower play field's left eyeball is leaning too much. Yeah, it's this one over here.
102:17
Do you want to kill the power maybe? Oh. It's true, but it's far less dangerous, especially with the coin door closed.
102:30
Everyone has to pay $60 if Nick gets electrocuted. Yeah, so if Nick dies, folks. It's up against the outside coast. Is that right?
102:40
It's the left target leaning left. I'm going to push it in. It needs to go this way. Kick that power for me. Yeah. All right, Jaded, we're not going to die. You should probably unplug it. We'll never unplug it.
102:59
Ooh. Oh, that's... Well, that will do it right there. Was it loose? You grabbed me up, so upset. Yeah, where do we have screwdrivers at?
103:08
Your letterman is at home. It got taken from me at Red News Freaking Rock Club. Because I'm apparently going to kill someone.
103:19
That's a ratchet set. Alright, fine, there is. Wait, you want flathead or Phillips? Flathead. What the fuck does that guy know?
103:38
Wait, how do I make this work? People, I don't know how to use tools. Mom? We thought about you. Hey, Mom. So this goes in here.
103:53
Just give me ratchets. No, I want to use those. Folks, that wasn't me peeing. That's me being an idiot.
104:04
That was amazing. You couldn't have seen that, but I just built beer all over everything. Not the inside of the machine, though. That was amazing. And we just so happen to have paper towels here. We salute you.
104:28
One for wet, one for dry. Okay, we're good. Who's me cafe? Me cafe. Things just got weird in here.
104:49
We're doing a little repairing, and then we are going to play the crap out of this. The camera got in here. Oh, my butt crack? Midriffs from behind. Oh, wait. Behind midriffs? Is that a thing? From your back drifts. I have a back drift? Back drift? I have. I mean, I look good.
105:13
I mean, okay, so. Awkward. Did we just get some dead flip plumber butt? Listen. You know, shit happens. Can you get those out of there? I cannot.
105:33
Poo shit. You know what? Here. There's no dead air. We're talking. La, la, la, la. Lady, lady and some other stuff. I'm singing a song.
105:51
This is like the dead flips. How do you repair a pinball video? First off, turn the power off. Second, don't have an open beer near the machine. Third, know what you're doing. Have 911 on speed dial.
106:09
Make sure your mom knows where you're at. Yeah, well, this thing snapped into place, and I don't seem to have all the connectors for this. What? Use the... Hold on. Ding dong. Look at this. Look at this. I just made this happen. See?
106:24
It's the next one. This goes here. Nope. It's the smaller one. Nope. That's too small. What are you talking? I'm telling you how to fix this thing. Beautiful.
106:38
Poop this in here. screw it also it might fall out so be careful but it's turning you don't got a tool folks? make a tool and well that's tight cool like tight isn't cool?
107:04
super tight dude that's tight Let me check the top here. I think it's still against that. It could be further in. Which way did you turn it or lean it? I just thought we went the right way. What I really need is a real flathead. Can't you just push on that? Yeah, I need a real flathead. I'm not going to... Oh, just stick stuff in there? Yeah. One of these attachments has to be for that.
107:31
Ladies and gentlemen, you're watching us figure out our lives. Wait, is this... No, that's not it. I wish that Leatherman was still here.
107:43
Hey. Xbox support told me I need to call Twitch. Twitch is going to tell you to call Xbox. And then Xbox is going to tell you to call us. And then we're going to cry. And then we're going to tell you to call Xbox. Can I just talk to you for a while?
108:02
Yes, do. That couldn't be any better. Yeah. I don't know if something's happening. Sure. Wait, you don't fix pinball machines with scissors?
108:11
Bob, like, hold this right here. Sir, yes, sir. Can you take that from me? Helping.
108:23
This is good, no? Has anyone else not been able to get your channel on Xbox One? Sucks I can't get your channel on Xbox One.
108:33
Has anyone else told you that? They need the new Xbox. Get the Xbox 2. Yeah, that does suck. I don't know why that's happening. How are you chatting with us? Check your internet connection.
108:47
Breaking Dad, we're fixing a target on the lower play field of this. But to properly fix it, you have to take the whole freaking thing apart. So we're sort of just attacking it with a pair of scissors. Don't tell anyone. shit went south broken glass everywhere ambulance coming yo don't break your xbox one bro we told the ambulance to take its time because it's too late oh it's too late for you that last move yeah was perfect it popped it in place it was amazing all right we're gonna we're gonna push her into place
109:30
I never know. There you go. I never wanted to get past that part. Can we make the bell more wobbly? You don't want that. Yeah, he's brother. Bing. Come on, buddy. Come on. These are the worst targets. Can we poke everything? Yeah. You want to touch something? Go for it. You ever felt... See how ding flippy these are? Not that part. That was on.
109:57
What's also... I think we're good. All right, so that means we all have to play lower play field. All right. Hell ain't a bad place to be. No, highway to hell. Highway to hell. Wait. Wow, you did it, man. Right? You popped that shirt right into play. You know what's funny, though? It wasn't just me. It was a group effort. I really appreciate it. Look how far up that thing's leaning compared to the other one, though. Is that going to register? Is it a lead? Yeah, it'll flap into it. Okay. Are we playing with a glass now? You also get to see how freaking loud a pinball machine is. If you folks haven't played a pinball machine with the glass off, it's nightmarishly loud. I'm just going to do one more play field real quick. You're watching the stream on Wii U? What the crap? That's awesome.
110:47
I'm sorry, what was that? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U. What's the top one? You want Highway to Hell. No, this one. Hell ain't a bad place to pee. To hell. Hit it. Yeah!
111:09
It worked. Folks, we fixed it. All right, now hit stuff. Three, two, one. Six. Oh, tense. Yeah, if you got a weave, try that.
111:32
Do it in the broers or... Yo, I think I did it. What's that? Wait, what happened to the team thing that you were talking about? Oh, okay. What team? I don't know. Oh, you want to break your finger? Put your finger in front of that flipper when we flip. All right, one more time.
111:51
Got it. Beautiful. All right, let's put the glass on. My man. Thanks for your help. Moral support. Katrina, you killed it. Muscle support. You held this on your back while we adjusted it.
112:13
No, it got us, unfortunately. Glass is going on. It's a little dirty. You look. We won't clean it. Yeah, that's dirty. That's fine. They don't want to see that, actually. They don't want to see nothing. Did you guys do house calls? Yeah.
112:28
Yeah, we'll show up with our pair of scissors and fix your pinball machine. Show up with loose fittings.
112:33
Loose fittings. Like screwdrivers that barely work. We got it all, folks. We got it all. Yeah, whatever you need. We got it all. We do it all. If you can fix it with scissors, we are in. Hi, Laura. Oh, hey. It's Laura. Yay.
112:49
Katrina's here. I'm here. And now she's leaving. We're going to sign up for the Logan Arcade League, but the problem is they hold court every Tuesday, and Tuesdays are when the IFPA tournaments are, so I'm not sure why they chose that day. Yeah, that's a bad day to do the league. Yeah, they could have done it any other day of the week, and they chose Tuesday. But it's going to be fun regardless.
113:12
Those guys are incredible. All right, wave goodbye, and I will clean the glass. You having fun waving? We're going to clean the glass and play one more game before we say goodbye to you folks.
113:25
Next you guys come fix my GNR. Do you know what GNR means? Think of it. Think of a band.
113:37
Named Games of Thrones. How about this? Ready? Yeah! I don't know why my cowboy stance gave it away.
113:50
Guns and rosas. That was perfect roses. Thank you. The guns I just came up with tonight. I phoned the guns in. You're right. I'm sorry.
114:01
Bye-bye. Katrina's rank. Here, I'll bring up Katrina's rank. What we were doing tonight was training Katrina how to play pinball because she is currently unright.
114:16
She is not on there. I didn't see her. Katrina is going to be the future champion of all pinball because she started whipping our butt once we showed her how to play. We have a charity tournament this Sunday.
114:29
If you come and play, even if you do dead last, you become a world-ranked pinball player. And then you'll have a fucking number I can put on there. I want to do that. Yeah, let's do it. One o'clock. Sunday at 1 p.m. Emporium Wicker Park. The Emporium in Wicker Park. Be there. Chicago, Illinois. Chicago, let's say. U.S. Earth. North America. U.S. Earth.
114:53
Earth number one. Earth one. The first Earth. Which is actually the third Earth. Yeah, it's the third Earth. Yeah. The first Earth was Earth 360. It didn't work. All right. Which is way too weird. It didn't work out that well. Earth one. Nats and raspberries. Katrina, you don't look happy in that banner. No. I don't look happy. You know what? I'm happy. All right. I'm going to turn it off. You've seen her enough. She's not supposed to look happy. She's supposed to look tough.
115:23
I grabbed the toughest looking photo of you. Holy crap. You can't even tell there's glass on there. Man, that's pretty.
115:30
Don't touch it. No, you can touch it. Don't do it. Can you pull up anybody? What? Oh, no. It's not set up like that.
115:43
But I might be able to figure it out. I mean, I could tell you your IFPA ranking if you gave me your full name, address, social security number, and $5. And your pet when you were a child. Right, and order me a pizza. Ooh, that would help. Yo, someone order us a pizza. That's a super fierce photo.
116:03
Yeah, it's pretty fierce. Yay! That photo happened right in this room. Right in this room, against that door. Against that door. It was magic. I can't see that door. It was magic. Actually, a handful of people's photos came from in front of that door. Yours came from there? Me? Yeah. I can sue you because you took those photos. Yeah, I took them. Well, I can sue you. Well, don't. Oh, shit. It was your camera.
116:27
Could I sue me? I took it from your Facebook profile. That's copyright infringement. No, it belongs to Facebook. If anything, I'm ripping Facebook off. It belongs to everyone. Maybe you could sue Facebook and I could sue you. You, me. So I'll sue Facebook, you sue me. Can we sue like a triangle? Circle sewer. Like a circle sue? Sue circle?
116:51
Do not touch the glass. Circle sue. Look at me and my kids. I'm sick about it. Joel Ryan. Both of you will come up. Didn't your kid just pass you on IFPA? I think he did. He's going to Google Joey Ryan. IFPA.
117:15
So, Nick, what do you say we play one more game before we set it off? All right, what's the rules? What are we doing? So, Joey Ryan Jr. is 2,978, but Joey Ryan Sr., 4,216.
117:32
You're going to let your kid do that to you, buddy? No, Burn Jr. I don't know what that means. All right, let's play. you pick my random mode. Yep, random mode. Are you safe for one more? I'll stay for one more. Okay, we're going to play random. So we choose the mode for you. Okay. You ready?
117:51
That's Nick's mode. Ooh, I want to destroy this tree. Do Hell in a Bad Place to Be. Frick that. If we get it at random, we will definitely play it. Oh, baby. Katrina, you want to choose my mode? Okay. Let There Be Rock, this song's great.
118:19
In the beginning, back in 1954. Man, didn't nobody rock and roll show. No, they had jazz. Yo, this is a hot jam. This might be my favorite.
118:39
Let there be rock! Oh, baby, stay up there. There was sound. Let there be light. There was light. This is such a good song.
119:19
Not hitting nothing, folks. I want to hear the music, apparently. That was trouble. That was a weird stop, actually.
119:35
That tilt is sensitive. You are a co-wreck. I am... Dude. I'm like the Babe Ruth of pinball, you know what I'm saying?
119:58
That's okay.